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Display Case for LustyPirateWench (#358981)
This player is ranked #666 for Most Total Items with a total of 235,957 items.
This player is ranked #420 for Most Unique Items with a total of 2,148 items.

This player is a member of the clan Clan Anagram.

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LustyPirateWench (#358981)
This player has 2,148 unique items and 235,957 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"Humorous" T-shirt 1
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 2
1-ball 1
100-Watt bulb 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 26
25-meat staff 6
3-ball 1
30669 scroll 28
334 scroll 33
5-Alarm Saucepan 1
5-ball 2
668 scroll 3
7-ball 1
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 11
8-ball 457
abandoned candy 13
abominable snowcone 182
accidental cider 74
acid-squirting flower 149
acoustic guitarrr 159
agua de vida 1
alphabet gum 6
Amulet of Yendor 123
ancient cursed foot locker 1
ancient frozen dinner 42
ancient Magi-Wipes 28
ancient protein powder 40
Ancient Saucehelm 2
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 9
ancient vinyl coin purse 2
angel-food cake 2
Angry Farmer candy 83
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 21
anniversary balloon 159
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
annoying pitchfork 15
ant agonist 18
ant hoe 16
ant pick 3
ant pitchfork 2
ant rake 4
ant sickle 1
anticheese 19
antique bottle of cough syrup 1
antique greaves 2
antique helmet 6
antique packet of ketchup 24
antique shield 4
antique spear 2
Apathargic Bandersnatch 1
apathetic lizardman doll 9
around the world 3
arrow'd heart balloon 5
arrrgyle socks 216
asbestos apron 5
asbestos crossbow 5
asbestos helmet turtle 1
asbestos ore 27
asbestos staff 4
asbestos sword 4
ASCII shirt 22
Asleep in the Cemetery 3
asparagus knife 78
aspirin 2
asshat 26
astral badger 1
astral mushroom 139
astronaut pants 3
attention spanner 1
automatic catapult 1
Ax of L'rose 1
baby killer bee 18
babycakes 12
baconstone 57
baconstone earring 1
bad penguin egg 1
badass belt 90
badger badge 1
bag of airline peanuts 150
bag of Cheat-Os 16
bag of lard 4
balaclava 19
balaclava baklava 84
ball 48
balloon helmet 10
balloon monkey 83
balloon shield 1
balloon sword 3
ballroom blintz 58
bamboo bokuto 2
banana-frosted king cake 8
bar skin 2
barbed-wire fence 17
bargain flash powder 7
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 10
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 2
barrrnacle 283
barskin cloak 3
barskin hat 276
barskin loincloth 1
Bash-Ōs boxtop 2
Bash-Ōs cereal 7
basic meat crossbow 1
basic meat fez 23
basic meat helmet 2
basic meat skirt 1
basic meat staff 4
basic meat sword 6
bat haggis 1
bat hat 1
bat wing kabob 2
bat-ass leather jacket 8
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
batblade 15
batgut 4
battered old top-hat 1
beach glass bead 31
beach glass necklace 1
beanbag chair 1
beaten-up Chucks 1
bed of coals 1
beer bomb 135
beer bong 10
beer cartilage 5
beer goggles 9
beer helmet 66
beer lens 17
beertini 7
begpwnia 42
beholed bedsheet 4
bejeweled accordion strap 2
bejeweled pledge pin 42
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 5
bellhop bell 2
Ben-Gal™ Balm 14
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 1
Better Than Cuddling Cake 106
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 1
big bad voodoo mask 11
big bass drum 15
big boom 2
big red clown nose 317
big rock 15
big stick 2
bigger stick 1
bilge wine 2,008
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 4
bit of clingfilm 10
bit-o-cactus 24
Bjorn's Hammer 2
black & tan 17
black belt 1
Black Body™ spray 1
black candy heart 46
black cowboy hat 1
black eyedrops 3
black facepaint 2
black forest cake 10
black forest ham 21
black greaves 50
black helmet 39
black lotus 5
Black No. 2 96
black paisley oyster egg 75
black pepper 10
black picnic basket 39
black pixel 5
black plastic oyster egg 23
black polka-dot oyster egg 25
black pudding 7
black shield 45
black snake skin 61
black snowcone 42
black spot 59
black striped oyster egg 35
black sword 54
black velvet box 8
black-and-blue light 151
blackberry 118
blackberry combat boots 9
blackberry moccasins 3
blackberry slippers 3
Blackfly Chardonnay 13
Blizzards I Have Died In 3
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 7
blood flower 39
blood of the Wereseal 26
blood-faced volleyball 21
bloody beer 79
bloody clown pants 334
bloody mary 15
Blue Diamond of Honesty 1
blue glowstick 2
blue paisley oyster egg 70
blue pixel 1
blue plasma ball 152
blue plastic oyster egg 81
blue polka-dot oyster egg 33
blue snowcone 612
blue striped oyster egg 49
blue velvet cake 1
blundarrrbus 12
bobble-hip hula elf doll 2
Bohemian rhapsody 4
bone collar 1
bone rattle 116
booty chest charrrm 723
borg sock monkey 10
boring spaghetti 1
Boris's key lime 3
Boris's key lime pie 3
Boris's ring 9
Boss Bat bling 2
Boss Bat britches 11
bottle of alcohol 39
bottle of antifreeze 2
bottle of black cat tonic 4
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 27
bottle of cooking sherry 86
bottle of Definit 55
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 61
bottle of gin 824
bottle of goofballs 81
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 20
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 15
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 143
bottle of Mystic Shell 2
bottle of Ooze-O 8
bottle of perfume 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 7
bottle of Pinot Renoir 36
bottle of pirate juice 5
bottle of popskull 461
bottle of realpagne 7
bottle of rum 1,942
bottle of sewage schnapps 83
bottle of tequila 940
bottle of ultravitamins 13
bottle of vodka 711
bottle of whiskey 972
bottle opener belt buckle 29
bottle-rocket crossbow 1
bottled green pixie 1
bottled inspiration 6
bounty-hunting pants 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 18
bow staff 1
bowl of lucky charms 6
bowlegged pants 1
bowler 1
box 100
box of sunshine 915
box-in-the-box 1
boxed champagne 1
boxed wine 1,417
brains casserole 2
brainy skull 26
brass stinger 2
brick 160
brick of sand 12
briefcase 4
Brimstone Boxers 1
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 123
brine 19
broken carburetor 3
broken cellular phone 200
broken skull 6
broken sword 6
bronze breastplate 15
bronzed locust 26
brown crock marble 1
brown plastic baby 4
brown sugar cane 87
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 1
bubblewrap ore 48
bucket of anniversary lard 1
buffalo blade 1
bugbear beanie 947
bugbear bungguard 24
Bulky Buddy Box 40
bullet-proof corduroys 5
bum cheek 76
bunch of square grapes 10
buoybottoms 8
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 3
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. chum 38
C.H.U.M. knife 1
C.H.U.M. lantern 1
cactus fruit 25
caipifruta 4
calavera concertina 5
calle de miel 20
calle de miel with a fly in it 1
calm attention-deficit demon 1
can cannon 2
can of Binarrrca 217
can of black paint 2
can of fake snow 7
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 6
can of maces 1
can of Red Minotaur 158
can of spinach 4
can of starch 2
can of Swiller 28
Can-Can skirt 2
can-can-in-a-can 11
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 43
candied yams 39
candy cane 207
candy cornucopia 4
candy kneecapping stick 2
candy knuckles 2
candy stake 13
cannonball charrrm 792
cannonball charrrm bracelet 1
canopic jar 31
canteen of wine 77
capacitor relay 1
carbon nanotube frame 3
carbonated soy milk 1
cardboard katana 19
cardboard ore 61
cardboard wakizashi 40
caret 30
carob brownies 2
carob cannon 3
carob chunk cookies 3
catskin buckler 1
catskin cap 1
cement sandals 3
centipede eggs 25
Cerebral Cloche 2
Cerebral Crossbow 4
Cerebral Culottes 2
chaos butterfly 17
cheap cigar butt 1
cheap elven gloves 61
cheap plastic bottle opener 91
cheap studded belt 157
cheap toaster 7
cheap wind-up clock 180
chef skull 1
chef's hat 187
cherry 12
Chester's Aquarius medallion 1
Chester's bag of candy 1
Chester's cutoffs 1
Chester's moustache 1
Chester's muscle shirt 1
Chester's sunglasses 1
chewing gum on a string 3
Children's Meal of the Damned 1
chintzy accordion pin 1
chintzy noodle ring 1
chintzy saucepan earring 2
chloroform rag 18
chocolate filthy lucre 8
chocolate spurs 4
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 28
chocolate-frosted king cake 5
Choker of the Ultragoth 2
chopsticks 74
Chorale of Companionship 1
Chori Zo trading card 1
chorizo brownies 1
chorizo taco 8
chrome crossbow 9
chrome helmet turtle 4
chrome meat stack 1
chrome staff 7
chrome stick 6
chrome sword 5
chunk of depleted Grimacite 67
chunk of rock salt 572
clay peace-sign bead 27
clingfilm cap 1
clingfilm slippers 2
clingfilm trousers 1
Cloaca grenade 265
Cloaca-Cola 337
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 61
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 22
Cloaca-Cola helmet 25
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 17
Cloaca-Cola shield 7
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 16
clockwork chef-head-in-the-box 1
clockwork chef-in-the-box 3
clockwork claws 1
clockwork detective skull 19
clockwork hat 8
clockwork key 7
clockwork maid 11
clockwork pants 2
clockwork sphere 8
clockwork spine 1
clockwork trench coat 2
clown hammer 175
clown shoes 142
clown skin 311
clown whip 18
clown wig 1
clownskin belt 1
clownskin buckler 4
clownskin harness 26
club necklace 10
club of the five seasons 1
cocktail napkin 76
cocktail onion 6
cocoa egg 128
cocoa eggshell fragment 1
coconut bikini top 1
coconut shell 140
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 10
Codpiece of the Goblin King 2
coffee sprite 1
coffin lid 34
cog 7,383
cog and sprocket assembly 2
Colander of Em-er'il 5
cold hi mein 128
Cold Hots candy 1
cold ninja mask 113
cold nuggets 4
cold powder 15
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 1
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 5
colored-light "necklace" 5
comfy blanket 2
comfy coffin 5
Comma Chameleon egg 1
commemorative war stein 7
communications windchimes 1
concentrated garbage juice 3
concentrated magicalness pill 2
congratulatory cake 107
container of Spooky Putty 3
Cookbook of the Damned 1
cool mushroom 19
cool mushroom wine 4
cool whip 20
copper ha'penny charrrm 753
cordial of concentration 2
corn holder 59
cornuthaum 76
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 19
Corpse Island iced tea 31
corpse on the beach 30
corpsedriver 30
corpsetini 31
costume sword 6
cottage 1
cotton candy cocoon 2
cotton candy cone 10
cotton candy cordial 1
cotton candy pillow 6
cranberries 499
crazy little Turkish delight 108
cream pie 4
cream stout 231
creamsicle 57
Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. 1
Crimbo pie 1
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimboween memo 4
Crimbuck 868
crossbow string 1
crowbarrr 443
Crown of the Goblin King 99
cruelty-free wine 38
cup of infinite pencils 5
cup of primitive beer 465
curmudgel 18
cursed black pearl onion 97
cursed bottle of black-label rum 245
cursed bottle of rum 96
cursed breeches 1
cursed cannonball 92
cursed cutlass 1
cursed dirty joke scroll 107
cursed piece of thirteen 1
cursed sea biscuit 88
cursed voodoo skull 94
cyborg stompin' boot 13
cymbal syrup 39
Daffy Taffy 142
daisy 106
dance card 153
dandy lion cub 1
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 2
deactivated MicroMechaMech 2
Deactivated O. A. F. 1
dead guy's memento 2
dead guy's watch 53
deadly lampshade 2
deadly nightshade 4
decaying goldfish liver 79
deck of tropical cards 1
decorative fountain 5
defective skull 143
deflated inflatable dodecapede 1
dehydrated caviar 309
delectable fire ant 1
delicious salad 40
delicious shimmering moth 12
delicious stinkbug 1
demon skin 209
demon-horned hat 3
demonskin jacket 29
demonskin trousers 18
dental pliers 2
deodorant 11
depantsing bomb 2
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 3
desiccated apricot 519
detective skull 3
devil's-food cake 9
diamond necklace 9
diamond-studded cane 30
diamond-studded fronts 1
didgeridooka 15
Diet Cloaca Cola 30
digital key lime pie 6
dill 199
dire fudgesicle 75
dirty hobo gloves 89
disassembled clover 264
disbelief suspenders 2
disco ball 33
Disco Banjo 6
disco mask 2,108
disease 227
disembodied brain 4
disembodied smile 29
dishrag 22
disintegrating quill pen 50
disintegrating sheet music 210
disintegrating spiky collar 6
displaced fish 34
distilled fortified wine 23
distressed denim pants 19
disturbing fanfic 116
Divine 12
divine blowout 82
divine can of silly string 54
divine champagne flute 18
divine champagne popper 234
divine cracker 210
divine noisemaker 142
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 8
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 3
Doc's Miracle Cure 9
doll house 1
dollhive 1
Dolphin King's crown 9
donkey flipbook 8
dope gangsta bling-bling 3
dope wheels 8
doppelshifter egg 1
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 132
double daisy 6
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 3
drab sonata 18
draggin' ball hat 764
Dramatic™ range 6
dreadlock whip 113
dried face 11
dripping meat crossbow 2
dripping meat sword 2
Drowsy Sword 15
drum machine 15
dry martini 19
dry noodles 125
dry vodka martini 93
drywall axe 60
ducha de oro 26
duck-on-a-string 57
duct tape 94
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape sword 1
dull fish scale 4
dungeoneer's dungarees 5
dusty animal pelvis 1
dusty bottle of Marsala 72
dusty bottle of Merlot 81
dusty bottle of Muscat 83
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 94
dusty bottle of Port 87
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 87
dusty eighth caudal vertebra 2
dusty eighth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra 1
dusty fifth caudal vertebra 1
dusty fifth cervical vertebra 1
dusty first caudal vertebra 1
dusty first lumbar vertebra 1
dusty left clavicle 1
dusty left eighth rib 1
dusty left femur 1
dusty left kneecap 1
dusty left ninth rib 2
dusty left second rear claw 1
dusty left tenth rib 1
dusty left third rear claw 1
dusty ninth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty right fifth rib 1
dusty right radius 2
dusty right thumb 1
dusty second cervical vertebra 1
dusty seventh caudal vertebra 1
dusty tenth caudal vertebra 1
dusty tenth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra 2
dwarf bread 4
dwarvish magazine 4
Dyspepsi grenade 186
Dyspepsi-Cola 329
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations 79
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 21
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 26
Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack 28
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 17
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen 23
easter egg balloon 70
effluvious emerald 5
eggbeater 21
eggnog 82
El Sombrero De Lopez 1
El Vibrato energy spear 2
El Vibrato helmet 3
El Vibrato leg guards 1
Elder Turtle Shell 2
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 18
Elfin shortbread 1
Elmley shades 6
Elron's Explosive Etude 2
elven limbos gingerbread 47
elven cellocello 15
elven moonshine 30
elven socks 84
elven suicide capsule 24
elven whittling knife 3
Elvish sunglasses 2
empty blowgun 6
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 32
empty meat tank 2,139
enchanted barbell 1
enchanted bean 104
enchanted brass knuckles 9
enchanted eyepatch 857
enchanted toothpick 10
enchantlers 9
encoder ring 130
energy drink IV 27
enormous belt buckle 11
enormous hoop earring 13
Ent cider 219
escargotsicle 10
evil googly eye 1
evil teddy bear 81
evil teddy bear sewing kit 2
exotic orchid 9
exotic parrot egg 2
exploding hacky-sack 3
explosion-flavored chewing gum 168
extra-greasy slider 1
extra-large palm-frond toupee 2
extra-spicy bloody mary 48
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 10
eXtreme meat staff 2
eXtreme meat sword 2
eXtreme mittens 3
eXtreme nose ring 1
eXtreme scarf 27
eye of newt 55
eye-pod 2
eyedrops of newt 14
eyedrops of the ermine 6
eyepatch 2,980
f3d0r4 150
facsimile dictionary 36
fairy gravy boat 9
fake blood 3
fake fake vomit 70
fake hand 108
fake plastic grass 1
false eyelashes 7
fancy bath salts 265
fancy but probably evil chocolate 6
fancy chocolate 17
fancy chocolate car 7
fancy dress ball 7
felt 49
ferret bait 73
fertilized ghuol egg 2
festive holiday hat 75
fetid feather 42
Feynman gate 1
fez of etymology 16
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 1
filth-encrusted futon 1
filthy corduroys 29
filthy hippy poncho 50
filthy knitted dread sack 129
filthy lucre 60
filthy pestle 35
filthy poultice 58
fine wine 3
fire 3
fire poi 42
fish-liver oil 803
fishy fish 1
fizzy potion 148
flamin' bindle 1
flaming crutch 33
flaming feather 36
flaming glowsticks 1
flaming mushroom 10
flaming talons 154
flange 4
flaregun 546
flashing novelty button 3
flask of Amontillado 13
flask of hamethyst juice 2
flavored foot massage oil 148
flirtatious feather 21
floaty sand 13
floral print shirt 32
flowing hippy skirt 6
flute of flat champagne 2,156
Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form 2
foam dart 140
foam noodle 10
foolscap fool's cap 164
football helmet 21
fortune cookie 1
Frat Army FGF 7
frat brats 4
frayed rope belt 2
freezerburned ice cube 1
freezin' bindle 4
fricasseed brains 18
frightful feather 38
frigid air mattress 4
frigid mote 4
frilly shirt 32
frilly skirt 168
Frogade 2
Frosty's carrot 1
Frosty's frosty mug 2
Frosty's nailbat 1
Frosty's old silk hat 1
frozen banquet 11
frozen feather 24
frozen mushroom 12
frozen nunchaku 59
fruit basket 1
fruit bowl 1
fruitcake 72
fruitfilm 156
full meat tank 20
funky brass fez 1
funky dried mushroom 49
furniture dolly 24
furry fur 133
furry pants 3
furry skirt 6
fuzzbump 41
fuzzy dice 13
ga-ga radio 48
Gaia beads 38
gas balloon 80
gasmask 1
gator skin 74
gatorskin umbrella 4
gauze garter 93
gauze hammock 1
gauze shorts 2
gazing shoes 2
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 20
Genalen™ Bottle 40
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 5
ghost cucumber 248
ghost pickle on a stick 2
ghuol egg 292
ghuol egg quiche 1
giant book of ancient carols 10
giant cactus quill 4
giant discarded bottlecap 16
giant discarded plastic fork 110
giant discarded torn-up glove 18
giant driftwood sculpture 1
giant foam finger 49
giant needle 389
giant pinky ring 44
giant stuffed bugbear 4
gibson 2
gilded ancient cursed chest 10
gilded ancient cursed key 2
gilded lily 3
gimlet 2
gingerbread bugbear 40
gingerbread horror 14
gingerbread mutant bugbear 3
gingham blouse 5
glacial sapphire 1
Glass Balls of the Goblin King 14
glass of goat's milk 107
glistening staff 3
glittery mascara 86
glowing red eye 155
gnatwing 1
gnauga hide 1,185
gnauga hide buckler 2
gnauga hide chaps 1
gnauga hide skirt 1
gnauga hide whip 2
gnoll lips 8
gnoll teeth 7
Gnollish autoplunger 1
Gnollish flyswatter 300
Gnollish pie server 68
Gnollish pie tin 32
Gnollish plunger 94
Gnollish slotted spoon 70
Gnollish toolbox 161
Gnomish toolbox 6
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 2
goat 19
goat beard 142
goat cheese pizza 47
goat cheese taco 30
goatskin umbrella 15
gob of wet hair 260
gold lamé pants 5
Golden Mr. Accessory 2
golden ring 122
Goodfella contract 300
goofily-plumed helmet 20
googly eye 48
Gordon Bennett 4
goth kid t-shirt 84
goulauncher 3
gr8ps 55
grapefruit 56
grapes 64
grass blade 1
grass hat 1
grass skirt 1
grassy cutlass 10
Grateful Undead T-shirt 5
grave robbing shovel 84
gray bow tie 47
Great Ball of Frozen Fire 2
green balloon 7,687
green beer 49
green candy heart 485
green candygram 1
Green Clover of Justice 8
green peawee marble 3
green pixie spog 1
green smoke bomb 1
green snowcone 639
green-frosted astral cupcake 1
gremlin juice 57
gremlin mutagen 1
Grimacite gasmask 1
grog 73
groovy prism necklace 1
grouchy restless spirit 61
grue egg 86
grumpy old man charrrm 53
grungy bandana 6
grungy flannel shirt 3
guitar pick 26
guy made of bee pollen 2
gyroscope 23
haiku katana 6
hair spray 1
half-orchid 52
half-rotten brain 8
halfberd 12
hamethyst 40
hamethyst bracelet 1
hamethyst necklace 3
handful of confetti 16
handful of hand chalk 181
handful of Laughing Willow bark 1
handful of moss 75
handful of nuts and berries 434
handful of pine needles 50
handful of sand 89
handful of sawdust 98
handful of walnuts 33
handmade hobby horse 1
handsomeness potion 31
happiness 9
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 15
harem girl t-shirt 46
headhunter necktie 9
heart necklace 5
heart of rock and roll 2
heart-shaped balloon 5,822
heavy metal sonata 18
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 48
heavy necklace chain 1
helmet turtle 139
hemp net 2
herbal stuffing 38
herringcello 17
high-resistance ultrapolymer plating 1
hill of beans 15
hipposkin poncho 2
Hippy Army MPE 5
hippy medical kit 37
hippy protest button 35
hobo dungarees 1
hobo nickel 808
Hodgman's blanket 1
Hodgman's bow tie 1
Hodgman's garbage sticker 1
Hodgman's harmonica 1
Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics 1
Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin 1
Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top 1
Hodgman's lobsterskin pants 1
Hodgman's lucky sock 1
Hodgman's porkpie hat 1
Hodgman's varcolac paw 1
homeless hobo spirit 1
homeopathic healing powder 1
honey-dew 2
honey-dipped locust 8
horizontal tango 4
hors d'oeuvre tray 51
hot buttered roll 6
hot cross bow 1
hot date 86
hot hi mein 155
hot katana blade 224
hot nuggets 6
hot pink lipstick 1
hovering sombrero 4
huge spoon 22
hypnodisk 1
hypodermic needle 9
ice baby 1
ice pick 1
ice sickle 2
ice skates 1
ice stein 1
Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace 2
Ice-Cold Beer Ring 1
Ice-Cold Beerring 1
ice-cold fotie 61
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 435
ice-cold six-pack 32
ice-cold Willer 835
iceberglet 1
iced-out bling 2
icy katana hilt 63
icy-hot katana 41
iGoogly 15
Iiti Kitty phone charm 30
imitation crab zoea 1
imitation nice watch 1
immense cyborg hand 7
Imp Ale 1,993
incredibly creepy marionette 7
infernal insoles 16
inflatable duck 11
inkwell 83
Inndya trading card 1
insanely spicy bean burrito 35
insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito 1
insanely spicy jumping bean burrito 6
interesting-looking twig 11
invisible bag 3
ion grid 1
irate sombrero 115
iron pasta spoon 56
irradiated candy cane 7
jabañero pepper 1
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 121
jack flapper 26
jar of anniversary jam 1
jar of swamp gas 137
Jarlsberg's earring 11
Jarlsberg's key lime 1
Jarlsberg's key lime pie 2
jawbruiser 5
jazz soap 185
jewel-eyed wizard hat 1
jewelry-making pliers 3
jitterbug larva 1
Jolly Roger charrrm 682
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet 74
joybuzzer 521
Jumbo Dr. Lucifer 117
jumbo olive 100
Junior Adventurer's kit 7
Junior Adventurer's merit badge 1
keg shield 9
Kentucky-fried meat staff 2
Kentucky-style derby 110
ketchup 1
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Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts 1
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Spam Witch sammich 383
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spring 4,728
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stick 1
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stuffed angry cow 37
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stuffed baby gravy fairy 31
stuffed can of asparagus 4,901
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stuffing 13
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sweet nutcracker 1
sweet rims 2
sword behind inappropriate prepositions 1
tail o' nine cats 1
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Tasty Fun Good rice candy 1,505
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terrible poem 5
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The Ring 1
The Six-Pack of Pain 3
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The Spirit of Crimbo 1
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tiny plastic angry goat 556
tiny plastic anime smiley 128
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tiny plastic astronomer 22
tiny plastic Axe Wound 16
tiny plastic baby gravy fairy 1,672
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tiny plastic barrrnacle 1,100
tiny plastic beanbat 12
tiny plastic Beelzebozo 45
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tiny plastic blooper 25
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tiny plastic demoninja 18
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tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker 68
tiny plastic fluffy bunny 9
tiny plastic fruit golem 21
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tiny plastic G Imp 74
tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick 1,394
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tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers 97
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tiny plastic grue 849
tiny plastic handsome mariachi 24
tiny plastic Hellion 30
tiny plastic hermit 45
tiny plastic howling balloon monkey 1,896
tiny plastic Iiti Kitty 18
tiny plastic Jarlsberg 1
tiny plastic killer bee 1,805
tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter 17
tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl 21
tiny plastic Knob Goblin King 13
tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist 11
tiny plastic Knott Yeti 64
tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box 20
tiny plastic leprechaun 1,386
tiny plastic levitating potato 1,957
tiny plastic lobsterfrogman 23
tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven 1
tiny plastic Mob Penguin 17
tiny plastic mosquito 2,296
tiny plastic mutant elf 1
tiny plastic ninja snowman 18
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tiny plastic Protagonist 26
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tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime 1,353
tiny plastic sauceror 104
tiny plastic scary clown 24
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tiny plastic seal clubber 113
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tiny plastic smarmy pirate 213
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tiny plastic Spam Witch 7
tiny plastic spiny skelelton 5
tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton 2,757
tiny plastic spooky vampire 5
tiny plastic Spunky Princess 11
tiny plastic stab bat 2,108
tiny plastic star starfish 1,974
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tiny plastic strand of DNA 1
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tiny plastic sweet nutcracker 18
tiny plastic taco cat 69
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tiny plastic topiary golem 12
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tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo 13
tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni 18
tiny plastic warwelf 28
tiny plastic whitesnake 25
tiny plastic XXX pr0n 21
tiny plastic zmobie 23
tiny shaker of salt 12
tip jar 11
tires 2,180
tisket 110
titanium assault umbrella 24
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tofurkey leg 52
Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste 77
tomato 137
tomato daiquiri 13
tomato juice of powerful power 140
tooth 3
toothsome rock 7
top 43
towel 8
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toy deathbot 3
toy hoverpad 88
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toy maglev monorail 5
toy mercenary 2
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toy train 41
toy wheel 5
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tree skirt 2
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Tropical Crimbo Hat 3
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true grit 2
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Tuesday's ruby 24
tulip 103
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twinkly powder 344
twitching claw 10
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ultimate ultimate frisbee 4
Uncle Crimbo's Rations 1
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unidentified jerky 60
Unionize The Elves sign 1
unrefined Mountain Stream syrup 7
Unspeakable Earring 1
unstable DNA 72
unstable laser battery 120
unwound cymbal-playing monkey 1
upsy daisy 57
urinal cake 75
useless powder 335
Valentine 287
Valentine's Day cake 5
valuable trinket 18
vampire collar 16
vampire duck-on-a-string 51
vanilla-frosted king cake 2
vertebra of the Bonerdagon 2
very large caltrop 1
vial of patchouli oil 1
vibrating cyborg knife 25
viking helmet 264
vinegar 306
vinegar-soaked lemon slice 1,541
vitachoconutriment capsule 16
vodka and cranberry 8
vodka gibson 1
vodka martini 7
vodka stratocaster 11
voodoo snuff 1
vorpal blade 74
wad of cotton 10
wad of dough 57
wad of slimy rags 1
wad of tofu 16
walrus-tusk earring 8
Wand of Nagamar 88
wang 72
war tongs 28
warm mushroom 4
water pipe bomb 293
water wings 12
wedge of gray cheese 2
weegee sqouija 1
whiskey and cola 8
whiskey and soda 5
whiskey sour 107
white balloon 5,759
white Canadian 16
white candy heart 406
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white chocolate chip cookies 5
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white collar 14
white hat hacker T-shirt 22
white lightning 52
white pixel 109
white satin pants 11
white satin shield 7
white snake skin 5
white snakeskin duster 3
white sword 53
white whip 1
white Xanadian 6
white-label gin 3
whoopie cushion 154
wicker shield 9
wind-up chattering teeth 196
windchimes 3
wine spritzer 6
Wint-O-Fresh mint 17
witch hat 12
witty rapier 323
wizard action figure 1
Woldo trading card 1
wolf mask 430
wolfman mask 23
wonderwall shield 2
wooden axe 16
wooden block 3
wooden figurine 10
wooden salad bowl 23
wooden stakes 38
wool hat 41
woolen cravat 1
worn tophat 124
wreath of laurels 4
wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie 8
wrench bracelet 2
x-ray specs 132
yak anorak 5
yak whip 30
yakskin kilt 1
yakskin pants 1
ye olde golde frontes 2
Ye Olde Navy Fleece 9
yellow brick road 54
yellow candy heart 544
yellow candygram 1
Yellow Moon of Compassion 1
yellow paisley oyster egg 7
yellow plastic hard hat 22
yellow plastic oyster egg 78
yellow polka-dot oyster egg 15
yellow snowcone 173
yellow striped oyster egg 8
yellow traffic cone 1
yo 2
yo-yo 205
yuletide troll chrysalis 1
yummy death watch beetle 6
Yummy Tummy bean 614
zen motorcycle 2
Zim Merman's guitar 2
Zinc Delta of Tranquility 2
zmobie 1
zombie pineal gland 95
Zombo's empty eye 1
Zombo's grievous greaves 2
Zombo's skullcap 1