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This player is a member of the clan Yggdrasil.

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DuRhone (#370680)
This player has 1,969 unique items and 1,153,890 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 14
"KICK ME" sign 20
334 scroll 1
37x37x37 puzzle cube 121
4-dimensional fez 3
5-Alarm Saucepan 2,003
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 5
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) 1
A. W. O. L. commendation 15
Acqua Del Piatto Merlot 2
Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet 1
actual reality goggles 90
adorable seal larva 11
Adventurer bobblehead 5
aerogel accordion 1
aerogel akubra 1
aerogel anvil 1
aerogel apron 1
aerogel ascot 1
aerogel attache case 1
airblaster gun 158
Alice's Army Alchemist 30
Alice's Army Bowman 10
Alice's Army Cleric 17
Alice's Army Coward 19
Alice's Army Dervish 3
Alice's Army Foil Alchemist 6
Alice's Army Foil Bowman 4
Alice's Army Foil Cleric 3
Alice's Army Foil Coward 4
Alice's Army Foil Dervish 1
Alice's Army Foil Guard 4
Alice's Army Foil Halberder 5
Alice's Army Foil Hammerman 2
Alice's Army Foil Horseman 1
Alice's Army Foil Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber 4
Alice's Army Foil Martyr 1
Alice's Army Foil Ninja 3
Alice's Army Foil Nurse 9
Alice's Army Foil Page 6
Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden 4
Alice's Army Foil Sniper 2
Alice's Army Foil Spearsman 3
Alice's Army Foil Swordsman 4
Alice's Army Foil Wallman 3
Alice's Army Guard 37
Alice's Army Halberder 34
Alice's Army Hammerman 12
Alice's Army Horseman 14
Alice's Army Lanceman 13
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 28
Alice's Army Martyr 4
Alice's Army Ninja 32
Alice's Army Nurse 31
Alice's Army Page 22
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 35
Alice's Army Sniper 2
Alice's Army Spearsman 25
Alice's Army Swordsman 27
Alice's Army Wallman 34
alien drugs 11
alien force field disruptor bean 2
alien source code printout 3
alien source code printout (used) 1
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig 1
all-year sucker 1
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 2
Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes 1
Amulet of Yendor 320
Ancient Protector Soda 7
Ancient Saucehelm 62
Angelhair Culottes 13
anger blaster 1
Ankh of Badahnkadh 3,568
ankleweights 4
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary pewter cape 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 14
antique bottle opener 15
antique painting of a landscape 16
antique pair of blue jeans 48
antique record album 14
antique souvenir drawing 19
aquamariner's necklace 1
aquamariner's ring 1
Argarggagarg's fang 12
arse-a'fire elixir 10
Asleep in the Cemetery 26
assassin's cheese knife 482
Atomic Comic 2
augmented-reality shades 1
Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) 1
awful poetry journal 113
Ax of L'rose 1
baconstone 67
baconstone bracelet 11
baconstone earring 31
baconstone pendant 18
baconstone ring 15
baconstone-handled sixgun 1
bad vibroknife 2
bad-ass club 1
badass belt 403
bag of airline peanuts 71
bag of bones 5
bag of grain 1
baggie of powdered sugar 1,897
bakelite backpack 1
bakelite badge 1
bakelite belt 1
bakelite bowl 1
bakelite breeches 1
bakelite brooch 1
ball-in-a-cup 1
banana smoothie 298
banana-frosted king cake 5
bananagate 38
bananarama bangle 2
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 13
baneful bandolier 2
banjo kazoo mount 1
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
bark rootbeer 4
Barney's rake 1
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 22
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 72
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 21
barrel beryl 10
barrelhead 3
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 5
Batfellow comic 9
Beach Buck 331
beautiful rainbow 3
beautiful soup 1
beefy fish meat 4
beholed bedsheet 1
Beignet Milgranet 535
bejeweled cufflinks 66
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 1
berry-infused sake 1
bewitching boots 2
bezoar ring 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 13
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 18
BGE merchandise order form 85
BGE pocket calendar 11
BGE shotglass 36
BGE temporary tattoo 7
BGE tiny plastic toy 16
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 12
big bundle of chamoix 2
Big Candy's tophat 1
bindle of joy 1
bindlestocking 25
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
birdbone corset 5
bit of clingfilm 46
bite-me-red lipstick 44
bitter pill 10
black candy heart 332
black sheepskin diploma 3
black-and-blue light 617
blackberry polite 2,982
Blackfly Chardonnay 20,527
blank diary 4
blank fudge mold 1
Bling of the New Wave 8
Blizzards I Have Died In 14
blob of Alphredo™ 4
blood flower 72
blood of the Wereseal 5
blood-red mushroom wine 42
Bloodbath 1
bloody kiwitini 1
Blue Diamond of Honesty 2
blue glowstick 6
blue grass 32
blue plasma ball 278
blue plastic baby 1
blue raspberry troll doll 1
blue ribbon 1
blueberry-frosted king cake 1
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
Bohemian rhapsody 2
boiling seal blood 11
bone and arrows 1
bone chips 34
bone crusher 1
bone spurs 1
Bone's Farm "wine" 4
boneana hammock 1
bonedanna 1
bonerang 1
Bonerdagon necklace 68
boning knife 1
Bordeaux Marteaux 426
Boris's Helm 1
Boris's key lime 1
Boris's key lime pie 86
Boris's ring 223
Boss Bat bling 123
Boss Bat britches 156
bottle of bubbles 58
bottle of drinkin' gas 50
bottle of fire 790
bottle of fruity "wine" 22
bottle of goofballs 299
bottle of Ooze-O 85
bottle of Pete's Sake 73
bottle of Pinot Renoir 140
bottle of realpagne 481
bottle of sake 90
bottle of wine 3,749
bottled day 6
bottoms of the barrel 2
bounty-hunting pants 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bowl of Bounty-Os 2
bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ 1
box of bear arms 1
box of sunshine 117
boxed champagne 1,305
boxed wine 152,144
brain preservation fluid 5
BRAINS shorts 1
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 1
Bram's choker 11
bread line 5
breaded beer 2
Breakfast Blast wine cooler 21
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 6
brick 446
BRICKO eye brick 499
Brimstone Beret 1
Brimstone Bludgeon 1
Brimstone Boxers 1
Brimstone Bracelet 1
Brimstone Brooch 1
Brimstone Bunker 1
brine 1
Brogre brolo shirt 1
Brogre brorts 1
Brogre bucket hat 1
brown plastic baby 2
Bruno's blessing of Mars 3
bubbling tempura batter 26
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of wine 771
buffed alien drugs 2
bugbear detector 1
bugbear purification pill 1
burrowgrub hive 7
BURT 16
Burt's blessing of Bacchus 4
buzzing mushroom wine 4
Byte 1
C.B.F.G. 1
Camp Scout backpack 1
Camp Scout pup tent 888
can of CRIMBCOLA 5
can of Red Minotaur 82
can of V-11 9
can-you-dig-it? 6
candy cigarette 33
canteen of wine 295
cap gun 94
card sleeve 1
catfish whiskers 10
Caveman Dan's favorite rock 1
celestial au jus 1
celestial carrot juice 2
celestial olive oil 3
celestial squid ink 1
Celsius 233 2
cement sandals 2
Centauri fish wine 2
centurion helmet 1
chakra sludge 30
chakra-mental wine 879
charged magnet 1
cheap plastic bottle opener 2
cheap studded belt 116
cheap toaster 6
Cherrytastrophe wine cooler 20
chest barrel 1
Chester's Aquarius medallion 3
Chester's bag of candy 4
Chester's cutoffs 1
Chester's moustache 3
Chester's muscle shirt 1
Chester's sunglasses 2
chewable paper 33
ChibiBuddy™ (off) 1
ChibiBuddy™ (on) 1
chicle de salchicha 3
Chinese curse words 2
chintzy saucepan earring 10
chocolate cigar 16
chocolate pocketwatch 1
chocolate-frosted king cake 6
Choker of the Ultragoth 3
Chorale of Companionship 2
chunk of depleted Grimacite 12
Cinco Mayo Lager 1
cinnamon troll doll 1
Citrus Crush wine cooler 48
citrus-infused sake 4
Clan Floundry 1
Clan hot dog stand 1
Clan looking glass 1
Clan pool table 1
Clan shower 1
Clan speakeasy 1
Clan VIP Lounge invitation 1
Claw of the Infernal Seal 9
clingfilm cap 1
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm tangle 1
clingfilm trousers 1
clown hammer 271
club necklace 14
club sandwich 7
coarse hemp socks 1
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 7
Codpiece of the Goblin King 150
coffin lid 104
Colander of Em-er'il 31
cold seal sweat 22
cologne of contempt 1,262
comfy coffin 84
complex mushroom wine 6
compounded experience 21
concentrated cordial of concentration 383
concoction of clumsiness 59
confiscated cell phone 71
confiscated comic book 31
confiscated love note 41
confusing LED clock 325
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 371
Cookbook of the Damned 24
cool iron breastplate 1
cool iron greaves 1
cool iron helmet 1
cool mushroom wine 126
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 19
cordial of concentration 1,207
corned-beef Reuben 56
corroded breeches 1
corrosive cowl 1
corrupted bird DNA 1
corrupted data 205
corrupted stardust 2
cosmic bucket 1
Cosmic Calorie 1,932
cosmic lemonade 10
Covers-Your-Head 1
cranberry cordial 4,163
cranberry schnapps 1
crappy brain 348
crazy hobo notebook 88
creepy nursery rhyme 1
creepy-ass club 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 3
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) 1
CRIMBCO lanyard 2
CRIMBCO mug 1
CRIMBCO scrip 5
CRIMBCO wine 481
Crimbo candied pecan 27
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 50
Crimbo Credit 1
Crimbo fudge 27
Crimbo peppermint bark 30
Crimbo salad 7
Crimbo wreath 1
Crimbomega drive chain 1
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbonium fuel rod 171
Crimbot battery 1
Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision 1
Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) 1
Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping 1
Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) 1
Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency 1
Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) 1
Crimbot schematic: Big Head 3
Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher 1
Crimbot schematic: Crab Core 1
Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso 1
Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun 4
Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs 2
Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan 1
Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise 1
Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis 2
Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder 1
Crimbot schematic: Power Arm 3
Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler 3
Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker 2
Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun 2
Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet 2
Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis 1
Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet 1
Crimbough 2
Crimboween memo 12
Crimbuck 615
crotchety pants 1
Crown of the Goblin King 131
cruelty-free wine 6,144
crumbling rat skull 8
crystalline seal eye 1
crystallized memory 1
cursed breeches 1
cursed cutlass 1
cursed eyepatch 1
cursed scrunchie 2
cyborg stompin' boot 1
cymbal syrup 341
D roll 238
Daisy's unclean bloomers 3
dark baconstone ring 3
dark hamethyst ring 2
dark porquoise ring 2
das boot 4
decanter of fine Scotch 27
decent brain 772
defective skull 280
delicious salad 515
delicious star salad 3
deluxe fax machine 3
Dennis's blessing of Minerva 4
dented spoon 140
depleted Grimacite astrolabe 1
depleted Grimacite grappling hook 1
depleted Grimacite gravy boat 1
depleted Grimacite hammer 5
depleted Grimacite ninja mask 1
depleted Grimacite shinguards 1
depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt 1
depleted uranium seal figurine 9
designer handbag 27
detour shield 1
dew yoana salacious lei 4
diabolical crossbow 1
diamond necklace 12
dice belt buckle 1
dice ring 1
dice sunglasses 1
dice-print do-rag 1
dice-print pajama pants 1
dice-shaped backpack 1
dilapidated wizard hat 3
Dinsey Maintenance Manual 2
Dinsey's brain 1
Dinsey's glove 1
Dinsey's oculus 1
Dinsey's pants 1
Dinsey's pizza cutter 1
Dinsey's radar dish 1
dirty bottlecap 1
discarded button 1
Disco 'Fro Pick 37
Disco Banjo 6
disco horoscope (Aquarius) 13
disco horoscope (Aries) 9
disco horoscope (Cancer) 7
disco horoscope (Capricorn) 15
disco horoscope (Gemini) 16
disco horoscope (Leo) 8
disco horoscope (Libra) 18
disco horoscope (Pisces) 16
disco horoscope (Sagittarius) 8
disco horoscope (Scorpio) 20
disco horoscope (Taurus) 11
disco horoscope (Virgo) 10
discocktail 48
Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog 1
Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate 3
distilled fortified wine 2,712
disturbing fanfic 83
diving muff 11
dog ointment 4
dolphin whistle 1
double-ice box 1
double-ice britches 1
double-ice cap 1
doubt cannon 1
Drapes-You-Regally 1
dreadful fedora 1
dreadful glove 1
dreadful sweater 1
Dreadsylvanian Almanac page 158
dream of a dog 4
droll monocle 31
drone self-destruct chip 2
drop of water-37 49
Drowsy Sword 310
drum of pomade 1
Drunk Uncles holo-record 1
Drunkula's silky pants 1
Drunkula's wineglass 1
duct tape 29
duct tape buckler 1
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape shirt 2
duct tape sword 1
dull fish scale 181
dumb mud 5
dungeon dragon chest 1,824
Dungeon Fist gauntlet 1
dungeoneering kit 38
duonoculars 19
dusty bottle of Marsala 10,915
dusty bottle of Merlot 17,355
dusty bottle of Muscat 6,635
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 8,864
dusty bottle of Port 11,722
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 21,914
dwarvish magazine 1
dwarvish war helmet 1
dwarvish war kilt 1
dwarvish war mattock 1
Earring of Fire 6
easter egg balloon 313
eel sauce 4
eel skin 3
eerily silent box 1
effluvious emerald 45
El Sombrero De Lopez 75
El Vibrato energy spear 1
El Vibrato helmet 1
El Vibrato leg guards 1
El Vibrato power sphere 30
Elder Turtle Shell 35
eldritch alignment spray 12
eldritch distillate 2
eldritch effluvium 5,628
eldritch elixir 3
eldritch essence 1
eldritch extract 2
eldritch hammer 1
eldritch hat 1
eldritch ichor 398
Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror 3
eldritch mushroom 9
eldritch mushroom pizza 4
eldritch oil 20
eldritch pants 1
eldritch rub 4
eldritch tincture 1
eldritch tincture (depleted) 1
electronic dulcimer pants 1
elevenderizing hammer 1
elevennis shoes 1
elevent 1
Elizabeth's Dollie 1
Ellsbury's journal (used) 1
Ellsbury's skull 1
Elron's Explosive Etude 2
elven cellocello 51
elven suicide capsule 53
elven whittling knife 1
EMD holo-record 1
emergency margarita 1
empty blowgun 1
En Una Fila Tequila 1
enchanted fire extinguisher 1
enchanted leopard-print barbell 21
encoder ring 343
Engorged Sausages and You 3
evil-ass club 1
exclusive club 2
exotic travel brochure 508
expensive champagne 35
expensive cigar 27
experimental carbon fiber pasta additive 1
explosion-flavored chewing gum 202
extra-see-thru nightie 1
extremely confusing manual 34
extremely skinny jeans 9
eyedrops of newt 192
eyedrops of the ermine 1,996
eyedrops of the ocelot 267
facsimile dictionary 70
faded green protest sign 2
faded red protest sign 2
fake fake vomit 287
fake hand 62
fancy black tie 1
fancy canapés 4
fancy chocolate car 7
fancy opera glasses 62
fancy tophat 1
fancy tuxedo pants 1
Fantasma en la Máquina 39
fat loot token 26
FDKOL commendation 29
FDKOL fire hose 1
FDKOL hotcakes 101
FDKOL tattoo 12
fear condenser 1
Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel 1
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 307
festive holiday hat 1
festive sausage 2
fettucini épines Inconnu 2
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy 3
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) 1
fiery wing 36
figurine of a charred seal 19
figurine of a cold seal 36
figurine of a shadowy seal 18
figurine of a sleek seal 12
figurine of a slippery seal 2
figurine of a stinking seal 2
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 11
figurine of an ancient seal 15
filet of The Fish 14
filigreed hamethyst earring 12
filigreed hamethyst necklace 11
filigreed hamethyst ring 13
filthy lucre 642
fine wine 533,849
fire axe 1
fire of unknown origin 3
fireman's helmet 1
fish juice box 61
fishbone belt 1
fishy pipe 2
fitness wristband 1
flaming mushroom wine 127
flapper floppers 1
flashing novelty button 2
flask of baconstone juice 15
flask of hamethyst juice 20
flask of mining oil 1
flask of porquoise juice 15
flat mushroom wine 119
flavored foot massage oil 1,074
floaty rock necklace 2
flower petal pie 12
fluid of fudge-finding 15
flyest of shirts 1
foam commodore's hat 1
foam dart 899
foam naval trousers 1
foetid seal tear 64
foot-long hot daub 1
forbidden sausage 12
fragment of Jarlsberg's soul 15
Freddie's blessing of Mercury 9
Freddy Kruegerand 86
freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini 8
French slippers 1
freshwater fishbone 79
Friendliness Beverage 322
friendly cheez blob 43
frigid fudgepuck 6
Frigid Northern Beans 32
frigid-ass club 1
Frogade 158
Fromage Pinotage 392
Frosty's arm 1
Frosty's carrot 3
Frosty's iceball 1
Frosty's nailbat 3
Frosty's old silk hat 1
Frosty's snowball sack 1
Frown Exerciser 1
frying brainpan 6
fudge bunny 1
Fudge Fiber Armor Plating 2
fudge lily 6
fudge pocket square 1
fudge spork 1
fudgecule 15,083
fudgecycle 2
fudgesicle 10
Fudgie Roll 1
fumble formula 1
future drug: Coolscaline 109
future drug: Muscularactum 107
future drug: Smartinex 125
Fuzzby 1
fuzzy busby 39
fuzzy dice 9
fuzzy earmuffs 57
fuzzy montera 62
Galapagosian Cuisses 20
GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine 20
gamma nog 34
garish pinky ring 72
Garter of the Turtle Poacher 20
gatorskin umbrella 55
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 7
gearbox necklace 18
Gets-You-Drunk 2
ghost of a necklace 84
ghost pencil 1
Ghost Pinching Quarterly 2
giant designer sunglasses 56
giant glass of brandy 4
giant pearl 1
gift-a-pult 3
gilded BRICKO chalice 1
gingerbread house 3
gingerbread tophat 1
gingerbread trousers 1
gingerbread waistcoat 1
gingerbread wine 18
Ginsu™ 1
glacial sapphire 28
gladiator tunica 19
Glass Balls of the Goblin King 118
glass of bourbon 21
Glenn's golden dice 2
glistening fish meat 8
glob of green slime 76
globe of Deep Sauce 60
gloomy mushroom wine 320
glow-in-the-dark dart gun 1
glow-in-the-dark necklace 167
glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub 1
glow-in-the-dark wristwatch 12
glowing esca 5
gnawed-up dog bone 1
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 2
Go-Wassail 80
goblin water 8
gold wedding ring 149
Golden HP-35 Calculator 1
good brain 839
Goodfella contract 11
Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog 1
gourmet gourami oil 31
government 5
government cheese 14
government-issued night-vision goggles 7
Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog 1
grape troll doll 1
Grateful Undead T-shirt 21
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob 39
Great Wolf's beastly trousers 1
Great Wolf's headband 1
Great Wolf's left paw 1
Great Wolf's right paw 2
Green Clover of Justice 5
green drunki-bear 1
green eggnog 7
green face paint 1
green glowstick 2
green traffic cone 1
grilled cheese sandwich 1
Groll doll 87
groovy prism necklace 1
grue egg 397
Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog 4
gummi bowtie 1
gumshoes 1
gym shorts 2
haggis socks 174
haggis-infused soap 137
haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis 11
halibut 10
hamethyst 57
hamethyst bracelet 11
hamethyst earring 12
hamethyst necklace 29
hamethyst ring 12
hamethyst-handled sixgun 1
hand-carved staff 1
handful of confetti 311
handful of crafty noodles 2
handful of Crotchety Pine needles 1
handful of honey 228
handful of numbers 2
handmade hobby horse 1
hardened slime belt 1
hardened slime hat 1
hardened slime pants 1
Hatorade 44
Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance 782
hazardous sauce dosimeter 1
heart necklace 16
heart of dark chocolate 1
heart of the volcano 143
heavy leather-bound tome 115
Heimandatz's heart 44
Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans 22
Hellfire Spicy Beans 31
helm of the white knight 1
hep waders 4
hermit factoid 95
herringcello 37
hideous egg 19
high-end ginger wine 21
high-energy mining laser 39
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians 2
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) 1
HOA citation pad 1
hobo nickel 7,468
Hodgman's almanac 1
Hodgman's bow tie 4
Hodgman's cane 2
Hodgman's disgusting technicolor overcoat 1
Hodgman's garbage sticker 1
Hodgman's harmonica 1
Hodgman's imaginary hamster 1
Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times 2
Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics 1
Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin 2
Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top 3
Hodgman's lobsterskin pants 4
Hodgman's lucky sock 2
Hodgman's metal detector 1
Hodgman's porkpie hat 3
Hodgman's varcolac paw 2
Hodgman's whackin' stick 1
holiday log 1
home robotics kit 41
honey dipper 1
honeybritches 1
honeycap 2
honeypot 4
hot daub bun 1
hot daub stand 1
hot egg 2
How to Avoid Scams 7,046
How to Play Othello 15
Humpty Dumplings 2
ice porter 286
ice wine 11
Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace 2
Ice-Cold Beer Ring 5
Ice-Cold Beerring 2
iced plum wine 3
icy mushroom wine 114
imitation crab meat 10
impure gasoline 24
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 30
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) 1
ink bladder 44
Inner Strength 3
Inner Truth 4
Inner Wisdom 3
innuendo 4
insane tophat 1
Instant Karma 34
interesting clod of dirt 1
Interview With You (a Vampire) 2
intriguing puzzle box 4
invisibility potion 1
invisible bag 1
invisible potion 7
Iron Beta of Industry 133
ironic oversized sunglasses 1
isotophat 1
ivory cue ball 7
Jack-in-the-box 54
Jackass Plumber home game 1
jar of anniversary jam 1
jar of swamp gas 10
Jarlsberg's earring 354
Jarlsberg's key lime 1
Jarlsberg's key lime pie 79
Jarlsberg's pan 1
jawbruiser 2
jazz soap 131
jerky coins 71
jewelry-making pliers 1
jingle bell 1
Jocko Homo's head 13
joybuzzer 237
jug of "wine" 121
jug of baconstone juice 36
jug of Gnomochloric acid 9
jug of hamethyst juice 8
jug of porquoise juice 23
jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo 1
Junior Adventurer's kit 1
kickback cookbook 13
Kissin' Cousins 6
kiwi beak 37
knob mushroom wine 120
knoll mushroom wine 114
Krakrox's Loincloth 9
Krampus Horn 1
kumquartz 36
kumquartz ring 2
La Fantasma y La Oscuridad 34
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 57
LARP membership card 1
Lars the Cyberian 25
Lava Miner's Daughter 1
law-abiding citizen cane 13
lawnmower blade 1
Lazenby's Life Lesson 5
LCD game: Burger Belt 161
LCD game: Food Eater 153
LCD game: Garbage River 163
Lead Zeta of Chastity 2
leather aviator's cap 1
leather bookmark 504
Lederhosen of the Night 58
left-handed melodica 1
Let Me Be! 22
libation of liveliness 215
Libram of BRICKOs 2
Libram of Candy Heart Summoning 1
Libram of Divine Favors 1
Libram of Love Songs 1
Libram of Pulled Taffy 3
Libram of Resolutions 2
licorice garrote 2
licorice root 33
liquid ice 12
liquid shifting time weirdness 32
little black book 43
Little Crimson Book 1
Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab 1
little red book 1
live wire 6
loaf of alien bread 7
Lobos Mints 1
Lobster qua Grill 2
lollipop cufflinks 1
lollipop stick 413
LOLmec statuette 1
Lord Soggyraven's Slippers 6
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 304
lotion of coldness 1,383
lotion of hotness 4,012
lotion of sleaziness 1,559
lotion of spookiness 4,746
lotion of stench 2,567
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 628
Lumineux Limnio 460
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lunar isotope 144
LWA ring 1
lynyrdskin breeches 1
lynyrdskin cap 1
lynyrdskin tunic 1
macaroni duck 15
Mad Train wine 137,657
madius 13
Mae West with a fly in it 2
mafia aria 5
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magicberry tablets 101
magnetic sculpture kit 36
magnum of fancy champagne 47
Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir 1
Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit 1
makeshift castanets 1
makeshift sixgun 1
malevolent medallion 1
marinara jug 1
Mark of the Bugbear 5
Mark of the Ghost 6
Mark of the Skeleton 5
Mark of the Vampire 4
Mark of the Werewolf 5
Mark of the Zombie 5
marshmallow flambé 6
martini 1,382
Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery 3
Maxing, Relaxing 14
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 10
Mayo de Mayo™ mayo 4
Mayor Ghost's cloak 1
Mayor Ghost's khakis 1
Mayor Ghost's toupee 1
McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade 10
Meatcleaver 1
melon-infused sake 1
Memory Disk, Alpha 1
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Mer-kin breastplate 2
Mer-kin bunwig 2
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Mer-kin darkbook 4
Mer-kin digpick 2
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Mer-kin dragbelt 2
Mer-kin dragnet 1
Mer-kin eyeglasses 1
Mer-kin fastjuice 4
Mer-kin gladiator mask 1
Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece 1
Mer-kin gutgirdle 2
Mer-kin hallpass 3
Mer-kin healscroll 49
Mer-kin hidepaint 5
Mer-kin hookspear 11
Mer-kin killscroll 22
Mer-kin knucklebone 3
Mer-kin prayerbeads 4
Mer-kin roundshield 1
Mer-kin scholar tailpiece 1
Mer-kin sneakmask 2
Mer-kin switchblade 1
Mer-kin takebag 3
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Microplushie: Dorkonide 65
Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid 85
Microplushie: Fauxnerditide 48
Microplushie: Gothochondria 174
Microplushie: Hippylase 185
Microplushie: Hipsterine 1
Microplushie: Hobomosome 115
Microplushie: Otakulone 230
Microplushie: Raverdrine 120
Microplushie: Sororitrate 187
milk of magnesium 680
mime soul fragment 29
mimeplasm 14
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minin' dynamite 3
Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog 3
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Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow 1
mirrored aviator shades 1
misfit hobby horse 1
missing wine 11
Misty Cape 62
Misty Cloak 34
Misty Robe 56
Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas 12
molten brick 485
mood ring 351
moonberry wine cooler 17
Morto Moreto 476
motivational poster 1
Mr. Container 1
Mr. Haggis 69
Mudflap-Girl Earring 6
Mudflap-Girl Necklace 6
Mudflap-Girl Ring 7
mulled berry wine 12
mummy costume 279
Muschat 557
mushroom fermenting solution 1,265
musty moccasins 2
mysterious silver lapel pin 6
nailswurst 30
nasty-ass club 1
Necrotelicomnicon 543
necrotizing body spray 34
negative lump 117
neoprene skullcap 8
New Zealand iced tea 264
New-You Club Membership Form 1
Newman's Own Trousers 41
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 78
nicksilver ring 1
night-vision goggles 9
Nightstalker perfume 12
ninja pirate zombie robot 1
non-aged vinegar 133
Nose Ring of Putrescence 4
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 13
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 18
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 16
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 9
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 11
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 10
novelty tattoo sleeves 1
NPZR chemistry set 105
nuclear stockpile 1
O'RLY manual 64
obnoxious riddle 2
obsidian dagger 189
octopus's spade 2
odor extractor 1
Ogres and Oubliettes™ module 119
oil cap 1
oil lamp 1
oil of expertise 1,023
oil of oiliness 284
oil of slipperiness 201
oil of stability 242
oil pan 78
oil slacks 1
oily mushroom wine 300
ointment of the occult 610
Ol' Scratch's ash can 6
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork 3
Ol' Scratch's manacles 1
Ol' Scratch's ol' britches 3
Ol' Scratch's stove door 1
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 1
old school calculator watch 160
old sweatpants 155
Olympic-sized Clan crate 1
Orange Star of Sacrifice 13
Orangemageddon wine cooler 40
Order of the Green Thumb Order Form 2
Order of the Silver Wossname 2
Oreille Divisée brandy 12
oriole-feather headdress 2
Oscus's dumpster waders 2
Oscus's flypaper pants 1
Oscus's garbage can lid 1
Oscus's pelt 3
outlaw bandana 6
overpowering mushroom wine 43
oversized fish scaler 1
oyster basket 1
P.B.L.T. 21,109
pacification grenade 2
pack of pogs 62
page of the Necrohobocon 6,595
painting of a glass of wine 211
pair of bolt cutters 11
pair of government shades 5
pair of pearidot earrings 2
Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster 22
paperclip 221
paperclip cape 2
paperclip pants 2
paperclip sproinger 3
paperclip turban 2
paperclip-on tie 2
papier-mâchuridars 1
papier-masque 1
papotion of papower 1,668
paranormal ricotta 9
party hat 1
passable elf mask 15
patent aggression tonic 31
patent alacrity tonic 10
patent avarice tonic 10
patent invisibility tonic 17
patent preventative tonic 18
patent sallowness tonic 7
PB&BP 1
peach lozenge 114
peanut brittle shield 38
pear lozenge 124
pearidot 37
Pecos Dave's sixgun 4
Peek-a-Boo! 1
Pendant of Fire 6
peppermint tailings 1
perfume of prejudice 195
pernicious cudgel 1
personalized coffee mug 650
pet rock "Groucho" disguise 263
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 139
Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog 2
petrified wood 332
pewter claymore 34
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phial of coldness 5
phial of hotness 5
phial of sleaziness 6
phial of spookiness 8
phial of stench 6
philter of phorce 3,029
phish stick 2
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pig-iron helm 1
pig-iron shinguards 1
Pink Heart of Spirit 26
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pirate fledges 4
pirate pamphlet 6
pirate tract 6
pixel morning star 1
pixel orb 1
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plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook 1
plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat 1
plans for depleted Grimacite hammer 1
plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask 1
plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards 1
plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt 1
plastic Crimbo reindeer 1
plastic nunchaku 55
plexiglass pants 1
plexiglass pendant 2
plexiglass pikestaff 1
plexiglass pinky ring 2
plexiglass pith helmet 1
plexiglass pocketwatch 1
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plum wine 1,831
pocketwatch on a chain 12
pog #01 (spider) 3
pog #02 (Knob goblin) 7
pog #03 (warwelf) 6
pog #04 (skleleton) 3
pog #05 (ninja snowman) 5
pog #06 (filthy hippy) 13
pog #07 (orcish frat boy) 5
pog #08 (hellion) 5
pog #09 (pirate) 9
pog #10 (hobo) 4
pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) 7
pointy mushroom wine 119
poison pen 4
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polyester panama hat 1
polyester parachute 1
polyester peeler 1
polyester pettipants 1
polyester pulsera 1
pool torpedo 56
porcelain pelerine 1
porcelain pepper mill 1
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porcelain plus-fours 1
porcelain police baton 1
porcelain porkpie 1
Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans 44
pork elf goodies sack 148
porquoise 107
porquoise bracelet 3
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porquoise necklace 18
porquoise ring 12
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portable cassette player 158
portable corkscrew 1
portable table 6
potent potion of potency 2,544
potion of potency 681
potion of temporary gr8ness 3,819
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pottery hat 1
pottery shield 1
pottery training pants 1
powdered candy sushi set 1
powdered toad horn 10
Power-Guy 2000 holo-record 20
pregnant gloomy black mushroom 2
pregnant oily golden mushroom 2
press-on ribs 26
pressurized potion of perception 48
pressurized potion of perspicacity 41
pressurized potion of pneumaticity 5
pressurized potion of proficiency 51
pressurized potion of puissance 47
pressurized potion of pulchritude 42
primitive alien booze 3
pristine fish scale 3
Professor What T-Shirt 65
propeller beanie 1
Psycho From The Heat 1
Psychotic Train wine 299
pteruges 1
pulled porquoise earring 12
pulled porquoise pendant 13
pulled porquoise ring 15
pumpkinhead mask 273
puppet strings 1
Purple Horseshoe of Honor 3
Putrid Pendant 4
pygmy papers 5
quantum nanopolymer spider web 6
quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments 11
quicksilver ring 1
Quiets-Your-Steps 1
rack of dinosaur ribs 1
Radberry Rip wine cooler 29
radiation-resistant helmet 49
radiator heater shield 9
Rainbow's Gravity 4
Ralph IX cognac 6
rattler rattle 221
Rattlin' Chains 1
really dense meat stack 4
Really Expensive Jewelry and You 20
record of infuriating silence 1
record of infuriating silence (used) 1
record of menacing silence 1
record of menacing silence (used) 1
record of tranquil silence 2
record of tranquil silence (used) 1
red and green rain stick 1
Red Balloon of Valor 2
red book 27
red drunki-bear 1
red face paint 1
Red Pill 3
red plastic baby 1
red red wine 4,669
Red Rover BB gun 49
red traffic cone 1
red-and-green sweater 42
red-hot medallion 1
reflection of a map 10
regret hose 1
reliable sixgun 3
replica bat-oomerang 4
Retenez L'Herbe Paté 3
Rethinking Candy 1
rib of the Bonerdagon 71
ridiculous belt 1
ridiculous cocktail 11
ridiculous earring 1
ridiculous sandwich 11
ridiculous sunglasses 1
Riker's Search History 2
Ring of Fire 7
ring of telling skeletons what to do 2
Ring of the Sewer Snake 5
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rocket fuel 1
Roman sadnals 14
Rompedores de Fantasmas 45
rose-colored glasses 1
rough fish scale 53
rubber emo roe 123
rubber spider 131
rubber WWBD? bracelet 48
rubber WWJD? bracelet 32
rubber WWSPD? bracelet 55
rubber WWtNSD? bracelet 13
ruby on canes 5
rusty chain necklace 76
rxr shield 1
S.A.V.E. flyer 5
Saccharine Maple pendant 1
Sacramento wine 2,115
Safari Jack's moustache 22
saffron antaravasaka 1
saffron uttarasanga 1
salacious lychee chuhai 9
salacious screwdiver 8
salamander slurry 178
salinated mint julep 50
salt wages 284
sand dollar 1,730
sandwich of the gods 25
saucepan 639
Saucepanic 4
sausage without a cause 1
sawblade shield 79
scabrous seal epaulets 1
Scalp of Gorgolok 32
School of Hard Knocks Diploma 3
Schrödinger's thermos 55
Science Notebook 2
scintillating powder 1
scotch on the rocks 1
Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome 2
Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill 2
scroll case 4
scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil 328
scroll of drastic healing 940
scroll of pasta summoning 23
scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff 95
scroll of Puddingskin 142
sea avocado 6
sea blueberry 60
sea broccoli 57
sea carrot 3
sea cauliflower 65
sea cowbell 11
sea cucumber 5
sea grease 29
sea lace 33
sea lasso 27
sea leather 4
sea persimmon 54
sea radish 2
sea salt crystal 153
seal medal 1
seal-blubber candle 53
seal-brain elixir 28
sealhide belt 1
sealhide buckler 1
sealhide cloak 1
sealhide gloves 1
sealhide hood 1
sealhide leggings 1
sealhide moccasins 1
sealhide seal doll 10
sealhide snare 2
sealhide whip 1
sealskin drum 1
seaode 23
seared dino steak 50
seaweed 23
sensitive poetry journal 1
Sensual Massage for Creeps 22
serum of sarcasm 3,808
servo-assisted exo-pants 36
set of jacks 1
severed flipper 1
severed rocking horse head 1
sewer nuggets 2
sewer wad 142
shaking skull 1
sham champagne 8
shapeless wide-brimmed hat 1
shark cartilage 21
shimmering rainbow sand 4
shimmering tendrils 12
shining goblet 21
shiny butcherknife 9
short deposition 20
short writ of habeas corpus 21
shot of flower schnapps 17
shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo 15
Shrieking Weasel holo-record 2
Shrub's Premium Baked Beans 1
shuddersword 13
sicksilver ring 1
silent beret 1
silent pea shooter 31
Silver Bullet beer 1
silver cheese-slicer 26
silver Dreadsylvanian flask 1
silver paté knife 22
silver salt-shaker 21
silver shrimp fork 84
Sinful Desires 14
sinister altar fragment 3
sinister ancient tablet 1
sinister demon mask 1
skin oil 28
skull capacitor 1
Skullhead's Screw 1
sleeping stocking 25
sleeping wereturtle 6
slick fish meat 10
slicksilver ring 1
slime convention coupons 2
slime convention flyers 2
slime convention pin 2
slime convention swag bag 46
slime convention t-shirt 2
slippery when wet shield 1
slug of rum 13
slug of shochu 11
small golem 2
smart watch 1
smellbook 313
smoking grass 1,234
smoking talon 3
SMOOCH breastplate 1
SMOOCH codpiece 1
SMOOCH kneepads 1
SMOOCH spaulders 1
smooth mushroom wine 9
smudged alchemical recipe 2
snake oil 343
sneakeasies 1
Sneaky Pete's breath spray 368
Sneaky Pete's key lime 2
Sneaky Pete's key lime pie 82
Sneaky Pete's leather jacket 1
snow belly 1
snow hat 1
snow pants 1
Sogg-Os 8
soggy seed packet 88
solid baconstone earring 12
solid baconstone necklace 12
solid baconstone ring 13
solid gold bowling ball 183
solid gold jewel 53
solid shifting time weirdness 3
sommelier's towel 30
Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire 3
soul doorbell 1
soul knife 3
soul mask 2
soul monocle 1
soy cordial 2
Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts 1
Space Baby children's book 7
space beast fur 8
space beast fur hat 1
space beast fur pants 1
space beast fur whip 1
space heater 1
space invader 1
space junk 4
space needle 1
space port 8
Spacegate Research 87
spade necklace 20
spaghetti-box banjo 1
spandex anniversary shorts 1
spark plug earring 23
Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne 3
special sauce glove 1
spectre scepter 306
speed limit shield 1
Spelunker of Fortune (used) 1
Spelunker's fedora 1
Spelunker's Guild prize sack 1
Spelunker's khakis 1
Spelunker's whip 1
spirit bell 1
spirit gum 15
spirit mattress 1
spiritual candy cane 5
spiritual fruitcake 2
spiritual gingerbread 1
spooky bark 637
spooky hockey mask 14
spooky lasso 223
spooky mushroom wine 118
Spooky Putty snake 1
spooky sap 351
spooky scarecrow 11
Spookyraven signet 15
spoonful of Linguine-Os 11
Squat-Thrust Magazine 13
squirming egg sac 84
St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket 15
Stabonic scroll 1
Staff of Blood and Pudding 1
Staff of Holiday Sensations 1
Staff of Queso Escusado 1
Staff of Simmering Hatred 1
Staff of the Black Kettle 1
Staff of the Cozy Fish 1
Staff of the Electric Range 1
Staff of the Grease Trap 1
Staff of the Greasefire 1
Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals 7
Staff of the Kitchen Floor 1
Staff of the Midnight Snack 1
Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern 1
Staff of the Scummy Sink 1
Staff of the Short Order Cook 1
Staff of the Soupbone 3
Staff of the Teapot Tempest 1
Staff of the Walk-In Freezer 1
Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron 1
Staff of the Woodfire 1
stainless steel scarf 36
stainless steel shillelagh 8
stainless steel skullcap 21
stainless steel slacks 19
stainless steel solitaire 10
stainless steel suspenders 37
standards and practices guide 9
stealth bomber 1
steamy ruby 22
steel knuckles 1
Stephen's secret formula 40
stick-on eyebrow piercing 111
sticky hand whip 98
stinky mushroom wine 116
stop shield 1
strange cube 75
strange helix fossil 1
straw hat 3
strawberyl 34
strawberyl necklace 2
stray chihuahua 61
streetfighting champion's belt 1
string of Crimbo lights 1
string of green beads 1
Strix stix 136
stuffed angry cow 84
stuffed astral badger 174
stuffed baby gravy fairy 156
stuffed Baron von Ratsworth 93
stuffed Cheshire bitten 425
stuffed cocoabo 163
stuffed crazy bastard sword 2,157
stuffed dodecapede 2
stuffed flaming gravy fairy 167
stuffed frozen gravy fairy 157
stuffed ghuol whelp 2
stuffed hand turkey 137
stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech 16
stuffed martini 1,729
stuffed Meat 550
stuffed mind flayer 146
stuffed mink 505
stuffed monocle 531
stuffed scary death orb 149
stuffed sleazy gravy fairy 159
stuffed snowy owl 150
stuffed spooky gravy fairy 148
stuffed stinky gravy fairy 114
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stuffed tin of caviar 553
stuffed undead elbow macaroni 65
stylish swimsuit 107
sucker bucket 1
sucker hakama 1
sucker kabuto 2
sucker scaffold 1
sucker tachi 2
Summer Nights 23
Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword 1
super-sweet boom box 1
superheated fudge 78
Supernova Champagne 835
suspicious-looking fedora 1
sweatband 1
swirling mushroom wine 4
Sword of Procedural Generation 1
TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ 1
tainted seal's blood 6
Tales from the Fireside 9
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker 21
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) 1
Tales of Dread 1
Tales of the Word Realms 3
Talisman of Baio 5
Talisman of Bakula 1
talisman of Seshat 10
tangled mass of creepy pasta 2
tarnished bottlecap 191
tarnished tastevin 38
tattered paper crown 4
tawdry amethyst 23
teeny-tiny magic scroll 1
teflon swim fins 1
Telltale™ rubber heart 3
Temps Tempranillo 380
tempura air 1
tempura avocado 1
tempura broccoli 7
tempura carrot 1
tempura cauliflower 12
tempura radish 2
terrible poem 4
Tesla's Electroplated Beans 12
The Art of Slapfighting 48
The Art of Slapfighting (used) 1
The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones 256
The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 1
The Big Book of Communism (used) 1
The Big Book of Pirate Insults 109
The Confiscator's Grimoire 4
The Cooler Out of Space 3
The Emperor's dry cleaning 14
The Emperor's new hat 6
The Emperor's new pants 7
The Emperor's new shirt 6
the finger 9
The Firegate Tapes 1
The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide 1
The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook 2
The Joy of Wassailing 26
The Joy of Wassailing (used) 1
The Landscaper's leafblower 1
The Lot's engagement ring 5
The Mariachi's guitar case 62
The Necbromancer's Hat 1
The Necbromancer's Shorts 1
The Necbromancer's Stein 1
The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff 1
The Necbronomicon 5
The Necbronomicon (used) 1
The Pigs holo-record 1
The Ring 3
The Sagittarian's leisure pants 1
The Smith's Tome 4
The Snitch's Manifesto 3
The Spirit of Crimbo 1
thermos of brew 9
thicksilver ring 1
Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag 87
Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts 2
Third Eye 1
thistle wine 2,178
Three Mile Island shorts 1
throwing wrench 9
Thunkula's drinking cap 1
Thwaitgold amoeba statuette 3
Thwaitgold ant statuette 10
Thwaitgold bee statuette 12
Thwaitgold bookworm statuette 4
Thwaitgold bug statuette 1
Thwaitgold butterfly statuette 7
Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette 6
Thwaitgold cockroach statuette 5
Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette 12
Thwaitgold firefly statuette 3
Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette 2
Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette 13
Thwaitgold maggot statuette 7
Thwaitgold moth statuette 1
Thwaitgold nit statuette 1
Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette 6
Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette 4
Thwaitgold scorpion statuette 10
Thwaitgold spider statuette 5
Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette 11
Thwaitgold termite statuette 1
Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette 6
Thwaitgold woollybear statuette 1
TI-9000 calculator 125
Time Bandit Badge of Courage 1
Time Bandit Time Towel 1
Time Lord Participation Mug 1
time shuriken 1
time sleigh 1
tin star 1
tiny plastic abominable fudgeman 1
tiny plastic angry vikings 1
tiny plastic bad vibe 1
tiny plastic Big Candy 3
tiny plastic Boris 1
tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel 14
tiny plastic colollilossus 2
tiny plastic Duke Starkiller 6
tiny plastic Fudge Wizard 3
tiny plastic Gary Claybender 3
tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker 7
tiny plastic Jarlsberg 1
tiny plastic Knows About Chakras 1
tiny plastic Krampus 1
tiny plastic sauceror 153
tiny plastic Sneaky Pete 1
tiny plastic trollipop 1
tiny plastic Your Brain 1
tomato juice of powerful power 1,784
Tome of Clip Art 3
Tome of Rad Libs 1
Tome of Sugar Shummoning 4
topeé 1
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topiary tights 1
torquoise ring 1
tourmalime 37
tourmalime tourniquet 2
toxic mop 1
toy Crimbot mega face 1
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toy Crimbot rocket legs 1
toy Crimbot super fist 1
toy sixgun 10
Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans 30
training scroll: Shattering Punch 1
training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique 1
training scroll: Snokebomb 1
Trash, a Memoir 2
Travels with Jerry 12
triad summoning scroll 1
trousers of the white knight 1
Truthsayer 1
twitching time capsule 20
twitching trigger finger 3
Ultimate Mind Destroyer 1
Ultrasoldier Serum 27
Uncle Crimbo's Rations 3
Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide 73
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Uncle Hobo's epic beard 1
Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants 1
Uncle Romulus 55
Uncle Romulus (used) 1
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Underworld flail 1
Underworld sapling 2
Underworld truncheon 1
unearthed potsherd 139
unearthed volcanic meteoroid 1
unearthly onyx 88
unflavored wine cooler 123
unfortunate dumplings 40
Unionize The Elves sign 1
Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate 1
Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword 1
Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards 2
Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap 1
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Unspeakable Earring 3
unstable DNA 2
untamable turtle 21
unused soap 121
unused walkie-talkie 1
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unusual oil 22
Uovo Marcio Shiraz 3
Uranium Omega of Temperance 2
used beer 16
UV monocular 1
vampire collar 212
vampire pearl earring 1
vampire pearl necklace 1
vampire pearl ring 2
vampire pellet 16
vertebra of the Bonerdagon 159
very fancy whiskey 4
very overdue library book 70
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vial of baconstone juice 18
vial of hamethyst juice 37
vial of porquoise juice 17
Victor's Spoils 5
villainous scythe 1
vinegar 64
vintage smart drink 2
viral DNA 113
Volartta's bellbottoms 8
volcanic ash 143
Volcoino 1
wad of cotton 6
walrus ice cream 2
wand of fudge control 1
Wand of Oscus 2
wand of pigification 17
warbear accoutrements chunk 279
warbear battery 51
warbear bearserker potion 3
warbear beeping telegram 13
warbear black box 1
warbear breakfast machine assembler 1
warbear chemistry lab 2
warbear dress bracers 1
warbear dress greaves 1
warbear dress helmet 1
warbear drone assembler 6
warbear empathy chip 6
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warbear energy bracers 3
warbear exhaust manifold 3
warbear exo-arm 1
warbear foil hat 3
warbear gyrocopter 2
warbear helm fragment 278
warbear high-efficiency still 3
warbear hoverbelt 1
warbear hoverbelt piecepart 1
warbear induction oven 1
warbear jackhammer drill press 1
warbear laser beacon 3
warbear liquid lasers 79
warbear liquid overcoat 4
warbear long johns 1
warbear metalworking primer 9
warbear metalworking primer (used) 1
warbear oil pan 7
warbear plain helm 1
warbear plain ushanka 1
warbear procedural hilarity drone 8
warbear rejuvenation potion 59
warbear requisition box 4
warbear robo-camouflage unit 10
warbear sequential gaiety distribution system 17
warbear soda machine assembler 2
warbear superpotion 71
warbear trouser fragment 279
warbear warscarf 2
warbear whosit 389
Warms-Your-Tush 1
Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife 1
washboard shield 1
water-polo cap 8
water-polo mitt 8
watered-down Red Minotaur 160
waterlogged crate 2
wax hat 1
wax pants 1
weird gazelle steak 1
western-style skinning knife 1
Wet Russian 9
whisker pencil 2
whiskey in a broken glass 7
White Dragon Fang 1
white page 7
white rice 5
white wine 229
whoopie cushion 93
wicker clicker 1
wicker kickers 1
wicker knickers 1
wicker slicker 1
wicker sticker 1
wicker ticker 1
wicksilver ring 1
willowy bonnet 1
willyweed 93
wind-up chattering teeth 121
wind-up meatcar 57
wine-soaked bone chips 5
wings of fire 2
witch hat 1
wolfman mask 262
Wolfman Nardz 3
wooly loincloth 1
World's Blackest-Eyed Peas 35
woven baling wire bracelets 11
wrench bracelet 82
wristwatch of the white knight 3
wrought-iron waders 1
wrought-iron walker 1
wrought-iron whisk 1
wrought-iron widget 1
wrought-iron wig 1
wrought-iron winch crank 1
wumpus hair 1
wumpus-hair bolo 1
wumpus-hair loincloth 1
wumpus-hair net 1
wumpus-hair sweater 1
wumpus-hair whip 1
wumpus-hair wig 1
x-ray specs 271
Xiblaxian 5D printer 22
Xiblaxian stealth cowl 1
Xiblaxian stealth trousers 2
Xiblaxian stealth vest 1
Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles 1
yabba dabba doo rag 1
Yakisoba's hat 16
Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick 32
Ye Olde Medieval Insult 31
yellow drunki-bear 1
yellow glowstick 2
Yellow Moon of Compassion 22
yellow snowcone 346
yield shield 1
your own black heart 1
Z-Bone steak 91
Ze™ goggles 136
Zinc Delta of Tranquility 4
zombie accordion 1
zombie mariachi hat 1
zombie mariachi pants 1
zombie pineal gland 17
Zombo's empty eye 1
Zombo's grievous greaves 7
Zombo's shield 3
Zombo's shoulder blade 3
Zombo's skull ring 1
Zombo's skullcap 3
Zu Mannkäse Dienen 154
Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) 1