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Display Case for CA Dude (#387289)
This player is ranked #312 for Most Total Items with a total of 429,763 items.
This player is ranked #169 for Most Unique Items with a total of 3,685 items.

This player is a member of the clan Food Knights.

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CA Dude (#387289)
This player has 3,685 unique items and 429,763 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 43
"Humorous" T-shirt 1
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 40
1-ball 688
1.21 jigawatts 30
100-Watt bulb 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 429
2-ball 569
25-meat staff 1
3-ball 655
30669 scroll 270
33398 scroll 784
334 scroll 100
4-ball 565
4-d camera 1
4-dimensional guitar 54
5-Alarm Saucepan 3
5-ball 742
6-ball 744
64067 scroll 14
668 scroll 53
7-ball 548
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 28
7-inch discus 1
8-ball 2,577
9-ball 183
a butt tuba 8
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 3
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 1
a little sump'm sump'm 1
abandoned candy 124
abominable snowcone 182
Abyssal ember 3
accidental cider 71
acid-squirting flower 41
acoustic guitarrr 54
adder bladder 211
adorable seal larva 1
aerated diving helmet 1
agua de vida 1
albatross necklace 12
Alewife™ Ale 12
all-purpose cleaner 142
all-purpose flower 1
alpha-mail pants 1
alphabet gum 4
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
amber aviator shades 2
amphibious tophat 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 281
Amulet of Yendor 2
ancient cursed foot locker 7
ancient frozen dinner 18
ancient Magi-Wipes 82
ancient protein powder 130
Ancient Saucehelm 3
ancient spice 67
ancient stone fist 72
ancient stone head 87
ancient turtle shell 1
ancient turtle shell helmet 1
ancient turtle shell powder 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 11
ancient vinyl coin purse 56
anemone nematocyst 4
angel-food cake 1
Angry Farmer candy 10,607
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 4
Ankh of Badahnkadh 8
anniversary balloon 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary gift box 1
annoying pitchfork 20
ant agonist 26
ant antidepressant 1
ant hoe 36
ant pick 2
ant pitchfork 2
ant rake 41
ant sickle 20
anti-anti-antidote 131
anticheese 13
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 1
antique bottle of cough syrup 11
antique bottle opener 1
antique greaves 327
antique hand mirror 218
antique helmet 306
antique packet of ketchup 13
antique painting of a landscape 1
antique pair of blue jeans 1
antique record album 3
antique shield 273
antique souvenir drawing 1
antique spear 311
Apathargic Bandersnatch 1
apathetic lizardman doll 1
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 3
Argarggagarg's fang 1
armgun 62
around the world 1
arrow'd heart balloon 2
arrrgyle socks 51
Arrrmetia trading card 1
arse-a'fire elixir 1
asbestos apron 32
asbestos crossbow 16
asbestos crossbow string 1
asbestos helmet turtle 1
asbestos meat stack 1
asbestos ore 37
asbestos staff 22
asbestos stick 2
asbestos sword 13
asbestos sword hilt 2
ASCII shirt 23
Asleep in the Cemetery 32
asparagus knife 46
asparagus lo mein 2
asparagus stir-fry 1
aspirin 5
asshat 4
astral mushroom 55
astronaut pants 27
atomic vector plotter 1
attention spanner 4
augmented El Vibrato drone 1
automatic catapult 1
awful poetry journal 10,450
Ax of L'rose 1
bätzle 9
baby cuddlefish 1
baby killer bee 44
babycakes 1
bacon bath ball 1
baconstone 30
baconstone bracelet 9
baconstone earring 2
baconstone pendant 4
baconstone ring 1
bad-ass club 1
badass belt 137
badger badge 1
Bag o' Tricks 1
bag of airline peanuts 1
bag of bones 8
bag of Cheat-Os 359
bag of lard 2
bag of many confections 14
balaclava 9
balaclava baklava 27
ball 134
ball-in-a-cup 1
ballast turtle 2
balloon helmet 2
balloon monkey 8
balloon shield 1
balloon sword 5
ballroom blintz 130
bamboo bokuto 1
banana 9
banana cream pie 2
banana daiquiri 1
banana milkshake 1
banana peel 100
banana smoothie 1
banana spritzer 1
banana-frosted king cake 2
banjo strings 7
bar skin 71
bar whip 1
barbed-wire fence 24
bargain flash powder 15
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 4
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 24
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 3
barrrnacle 112
barskin buckler 1
barskin cloak 41
barskin hat 16
barskin loincloth 1
barskin tent 3
bartender skull 1
bartender-in-the-box 1
bartender-skull-in-the-box 1
baseball 65
Bash-Ōs boxtop 1
Bash-Ōs cereal 5
basic meat crossbow 2
basic meat fez 1
basic meat foon 1
basic meat helmet 1
basic meat kilt 1
basic meat pants 1
basic meat skirt 1
basic meat spork 1
basic meat staff 1
basic meat sword 1
bat guano 365
bat haggis 2
bat hat 1
bat whip 1
bat wing 177
bat wing kabob 1
bat wing stir-fry 1
bat-ass leather jacket 1
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 3
batblade 44
batgut 351
bath ball gift set 14
battered Crimbo Crate 9
battered hubcap 1
battered old top-hat 1
bazookafish bubble gum 53
beach ball marble 4
beach glass bead 48
beach glass necklace 2
bean burrito 6
beanbag chair 4
beaten-up Chucks 4
bed of coals 34
beefy fish meat 2
beer basted brat 1
beer bomb 675
beer bong 230
beer cartilage 1
beer goggles 1
beer helmet 341
beer lens 6
beer-a-pult 1
beertini 17
begpwnia 9
beholed bedsheet 9
beige clambroth marble 3
bejeweled accordion strap 2
bejeweled cufflinks 10
bejeweled pledge pin 202
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 3
bellhop bell 3
Ben-Gal™ Balm 3
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 5
berry-infused sake 1
Better Than Cuddling Cake 1
bezoar ring 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 1
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 1
BGE merchandise order form 2
BGE pocket calendar 1
BGE shotglass 1
BGE temporary tattoo 1
BGE tiny plastic toy 1
bi-lateral logic compressor 38
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 30
big bad voodoo mask 7
big bass drum 4
big boom 1
big bundle of chamoix 1
big red clown nose 75
big rock 2
big slimy cyst 1
big stick 2
big stirring stick 1
bigger stick 6
bilge wine 356
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
bindle of joy 1
bindlestocking 1
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 15
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 8
bit of clingfilm 4
bit-o-cactus 40
BitterSweetTarts 2
Bjorn's Hammer 2
black & tan 61
black belt 18
Black Body™ spray 15
black candy heart 1
black candygram 1
black catseye marble 3
black cherry soda 11
black cowboy hat 1
black eyedrops 2
black facepaint 19
black forest cake 62
black forest ham 45
black greaves 99
black helmet 95
black kettle drum 4
black lotus 1
Black No. 2 122
black paisley oyster egg 666
black pension check 54
black pepper 60
black picnic basket 21
black pixel 105
black plastic oyster egg 1,715
black polka-dot oyster egg 881
black pudding 11
black sheepskin diploma 5
black shield 84
black snake skin 98
black snowcone 31
black spot 2
black striped oyster egg 668
black sword 90
black velvet box 1
black-and-blue light 342
blackberry 199
blackberry combat boots 6
blackberry galoshes 1
blackberry moccasins 12
blackberry polite 1
blackberry slippers 5
Blackfly Chardonnay 64
blank prescription sheet 2
Blatantly Canadian 19
blended frozen swill 18
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 1
Blizzards I Have Died In 17
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 14
blood flower 32
blood of the Wereseal 50
blood-faced volleyball 1
bloody beer 457
bloody clown pants 65
bloody mary 22
blue class ring 1
Blue Diamond of Honesty 1
blue paisley oyster egg 5,967
blue pixel 738
blue pixel potion 8
blue plasma ball 339
blue plastic baby 1
blue plastic oyster egg 5,122
blue polka-dot oyster egg 3,065
blue ribbon 1
blue shell 1
blue snowcone 288
blue striped oyster egg 2,497
blue suede shoes 1
blue traffic cone 1
blue velvet cake 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 5
blueberry-frosted king cake 1
blundarrrbus 1
bobble-hip hula elf doll 1
Bohemian rhapsody 1
boilermaker 2
bone chips 159
bone collar 4
bone flute 4
bone rattle 81
Bonerdagon necklace 13
booty chest charrrm 108
booty chest charrrm bracelet 2
Boozehounds Anonymous token 2
borg sock monkey 2
boring spaghetti 4
Boris's key lime 2
Boris's key lime pie 3
Boris's ring 17
Boss Bat bling 13
Boss Bat britches 66
bottle of alcohol 68
bottle of antifreeze 18
bottle of black cat tonic 8
bottle of Blank-Out 3
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 140
bottle of Cochon Noir 1
bottle of cooking sherry 12
bottle of Definit 129
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 18
bottle of extra-strength melodramamine 1
bottle of gin 26
bottle of goofballs 1
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 40
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 1
bottle of melodramamine 21
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 732
bottle of moontan lotion 1
bottle of Mystic Shell 5
bottle of Ooze-O 9
bottle of peppermint schnapps 1
bottle of perfume 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 2
bottle of Pinot Renoir 20
bottle of pirate juice 4
bottle of popskull 63
bottle of realpagne 1
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 4
bottle of rum 348
bottle of sake 21
bottle of sewage schnapps 171
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 4
bottle of tequila 107
bottle of ultravitamins 3
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 22
bottle of vodka 173
bottle of whiskey 295
bottle opener belt buckle 299
bottle-rocket crossbow 1
bottlecap turtle 1
bottled inspiration 3
boulder 1
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bounty-hunting pants 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 1
bow 1
bow staff 1
bowl of Bounty-Os 1
bowl of cottage cheese 190
bowl of fishysoisse 12
bowl of lucky charms 5
bowl of rye sprouts 37
bowlegged pants 1
bowler 1
box 140
box of sunshine 2
box turtle 1
box-in-the-box 1
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 2
boxcar turtle 1
boxed champagne 32
boxed wine 113
boxing glove 16
boxing glove on a spring 2
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 3
brains casserole 2
brainy skull 5
brand new key 81
brass crank handle 1
brass dorsal fin 1
brass stinger 39
brazen bracelet 1
breath mint 230
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 5
brick 1
brick of sand 1
BRICKO brick 597
BRICKO eye brick 40
BRICKO ooze 8
BRICKO oyster 3
briefcase 50
Brimstone Beret 1
Brimstone Bludgeon 1
Brimstone Boxers 1
Brimstone Bracelet 1
Brimstone Brooch 1
Brimstone Bunker 1
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 198
brine 186
briny vinegar 5
brittle plastic handle 2
broken carburetor 1
broken cellular phone 1
broken El Vibrato drone 2
broken skull 226
broken sword 222
bronze breastplate 16
bronze handcuffs 1
bronzed locust 21
brown crock marble 4
brown plastic baby 1
brown sugar cane 108
bubble bauble bow 1
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 1
bubblewrap crossbow 1
bubblewrap ore 43
bubblewrap staff 2
bubblewrap sword 1
bubbling tempura batter 1
bubbly potion 281
bucket of honey 27
buckler buckle 19
buckyball 2
buffalo blade 1
bugbear beanie 85
bugbear bungguard 61
bugged bön±Ã©t 1
bugged balaclava 1
bugged beanie 1
Bulky Buddy Box 1
bullet-proof corduroys 303
bum cheek 210
bumblebee marble 4
bunch of bananas 1
bunch of square grapes 49
bungle in the jungle 1
buoybottoms 63
burrowgrub hive 1
burst hellseal brain 6
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 4
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. chum 26
C.H.U.M. knife 24
C.H.U.M. lantern 5
cactus fruit 20
cactus monocle 2
caipifruta 6
calavera concertina 15
calle de miel 9
calle de miel with a fly in it 1
can cannon 1
can of Binarrrca 232
can of black paint 3
can of CRIMBCOLA 9
can of depilatory cream 6
can of fake snow 2
can of franks 'n' beans 1
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 28
can of maces 12
can of Red Minotaur 32
can of spinach 15
can of starch 22
can of sterno 1
can of Swiller 4
Can-Can skirt 1
can-can-in-a-can 2
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 91
candied kobold 13
candied yam pinky ring 1
candied yams 82
candy brain 1
candy cane 93
candy cornucopia 1
candy kneecapping stick 7
candy knuckles 6
candy stake 16
cannonball charrrm 131
cannonball charrrm bracelet 2
canopic jar 128
canteen of wine 28
capacitor relay 42
carbon nanotube frame 54
carbonated soy milk 225
carbonated water lily 183
cardboard box turtle 2
cardboard crossbow 1
cardboard katana 5
cardboard ore 4
cardboard staff 1
cardboard sword 2
cardboard wakizashi 87
caret 40
carob brownies 1
carob cannon 1
carob chunk cookies 26
carob chunk noodles 35
carob chunks 53
casino pass 30
cast 267
cast-iron legacy paddle 3
cat appendix 89
catgut 83
catgut taco 8
catskin buckler 1
catskin cap 1
catsup 14
cement sandals 4
centipede eggs 170
Cerebral Cloche 2
Cerebral Crossbow 3
Cerebral Culottes 3
chain-mail monokini 1
chamoisole 1
chaos butterfly 17,420
charged magnet 2
charming flute 3
charpuce jub-jub bird 2
charrrm bracelet 1
cheap cigar butt 1
cheap elven gloves 5
cheap plastic blowgun 1
cheap plastic bottle opener 33
cheap studded belt 309
cheap toaster 1
cheap wind-up clock 73
chef skull 1
chef's hat 87
chef-in-the-box 3
chef-skull-in-the-box 1
cherry 4
Cherry Cloaca Cola 1
cherry pie 1
Chester's Aquarius medallion 1
Chester's bag of candy 2
Chester's cutoffs 2
Chester's moustache 2
Chester's sunglasses 1
chewing gum on a string 156
children of the candy corn 1
chintzy accordion pin 28
chintzy disco ball pendant 56
chintzy noodle ring 42
chintzy saucepan earring 34
chintzy seal pendant 34
chintzy turtle brooch 30
chiptune guitar 2
chisel 1
chitinous pod 1
chloroform rag 77
chocolate bath ball 3
chocolate box 1
chocolate disco ball 1
chocolate filthy lucre 1
chocolate pasta spoon 1
chocolate seal-clubbing club 1
chocolate spurs 12
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 1
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 1
chocolate-frosted king cake 13
Choker of the Ultragoth 1
chopsticks 121
Chorale of Companionship 3
Chori Zo trading card 1
chorizo brownies 29
chorizo taco 218
chrome crossbow 21
chrome crossbow string 1
chrome helmet turtle 6
chrome meat stack 2
chrome ore 9
chrome staff 22
chrome stick 2
chrome sword 20
chrome sword hilt 2
chunk of depleted Grimacite 32
chunk of rock salt 1,437
Cinco Mayo Lager 1
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 6
citrus-infused sake 1
Clan VIP Lounge key 1
class five ecto-larva 1
Claw of the Infernal Seal 1
clay peace-sign bead 32
Climate Colada 1
clingfilm cap 1
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm tangle 1
clingfilm trousers 1
Cloaca grenade 405
Cloaca-Cola 280
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 23
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 32
Cloaca-Cola helmet 11
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 33
Cloaca-Cola shield 13
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 3
clockwork bartender head 1
clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box 1
clockwork bartender-in-the-box 1
clockwork chef head 1
clockwork chef-head-in-the-box 1
clockwork chef-in-the-box 1
clockwork claws 1
clockwork clockwise dome 1
clockwork counterclockwise dome 1
clockwork crossbow 1
clockwork detective skull 1
clockwork doohickey 1
clockwork endoskeleton 5
clockwork handle 1
clockwork hat 1
clockwork key 13
clockwork maid 1
clockwork maid head 1
clockwork pants 2
clockwork pirate skull 1
clockwork rings 2
clockwork rod 2
clockwork shank 1
clockwork sheet 1
clockwork sphere 1
clockwork spine 7
clockwork staff 1
clockwork sword 1
clockwork thingamajig 1
clockwork trench coat 2
clockwork widget 1
cloudy potion 267
clown hammer 1
clown shoes 38
clown skin 60
clown whip 2
clown wig 1
clownskin belt 2
clownskin buckler 1
clownskin harness 6
club necklace 10
club of the five seasons 1
cob of corn 24
cocktail napkin 43
cocktail onion 34
cocoa egg 75
cocoa eggshell fragment 1,275
coconut bikini top 2
coconut shell 1,120
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 2
Codpiece of the Goblin King 53
coffin lid 20
cog 353
cog and sprocket assembly 15
Coily™ 1
Colander of Em-er'il 3
cold and sour sauce 8
cold hi mein 1
Cold Hots candy 12
cold ninja mask 144
cold nuggets 139
cold powder 18
cold wad 30
collapsible baton 2
cologne of contempt 1
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 6
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 5
colored-light "necklace" 6
colorful plastic ball 4
comfy coffin 9
Comma Chameleon egg 1
commemorative war stein 7
communications windchimes 573
computronic processing unit 240
concentrated cordial of concentration 1
concentrated garbage juice 14
concentrated magicalness pill 32
concoction of clumsiness 2
congratulatory cake 1
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 69
container of Spooky Putty 1
control crystal 1
Cookbook of the Damned 2
cool mushroom 49
cool mushroom casserole 1
cool mushroom wine 4
cool whip 46
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 9
copper ha'penny charrrm 97
copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet 1
cordial of concentration 6
corn holder 6
corncob pipe 12
cornuthaum 117
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 4
Corpse Island iced tea 17
corpse on the beach 17
corpsebite 2
corpsedriver 19
corpsetini 16
corrupt club of corrupt corruption 1
cosmic lemonade 1
costume sword 8
cottage 3
cotton candy bale 18
cotton candy cocoon 1
cotton candy cone 1
cotton candy cordial 1
cotton candy pillow 1
cotton candy pinch 10
cotton candy plug 19
cotton candy skoshe 24
cotton candy smidgen 1
cracker 24
cranberries 601
cranberry cordial 3
crazy little Turkish delight 95
cream of pointy mushroom soup 1
cream pie 17
cream stout 93
creamsicle 313
creepy-ass club 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 3
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 2
CRIMBCO lanyard 1
CRIMBCO mug 1
CRIMBCO scrip 15
CRIMBCO wine 7
CRIMBCOIDS mints 11
CRIMBCOLOAF 6
Crimbo candied pecan 12
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 3
Crimbo fudge 19
Crimbo peppermint bark 12
Crimbo pie 2
Crimbo ukulele 1
Crimbo wreath 1
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbough 1
Crimboween memo 28
Crimbuck 198
crimsilion jub-jub bird 1
croquet hedgehog 1
crossbow string 3
crotchety pants 2
crowbarrr 57
Crown of the Goblin King 87
crown-shaped beanie 1
cruelty-free wine 2
crumbling rat skull 1
crumpled felt fedora 2
crusty hula hoop 4
cryptic puzzle box 1
crystallized memory 1
cube of billiard chalk 1
cup of infinite pencils 10
cup of primitive beer 1,292
cupcake-in-a-cup 6
curdflinger 1
curmudgel 19
cursed black pearl onion 19
cursed bottle of black-label rum 20
cursed bottle of rum 21
cursed breeches 1
cursed cannonball 15
cursed cutlass 1
cursed dirty joke scroll 19
cursed eyepatch 1
cursed piece of thirteen 4
cursed sea biscuit 18
cursed voodoo skull 22
cyber-mattock 20
cyborg doll 3
cyborg stompin' boot 6
cyclops eyedrops 4
cymbal syrup 1
Daffy Taffy 441
daisy 3
dance card 26
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 5
dark potion 274
Das Überkühlraum trading card 1
das boot 1
day-old beer 2
deactivated MicroMechaMech 3
Deactivated O. A. F. 1
dead guy's watch 104
deadly lampshade 9
deadly nightshade 1
decaying goldfish liver 137
decaying wooden oar 1
decaying wooden paddle 1
decaying wooden pole 1
deck of tropical cards 2
decorative fountain 62
defective skull 1
dehydrated caviar 165
delectable catalyst 38
delectable fire ant 3
delicious comfit? 1
delicious noodles 5
delicious salad 227
delicious shimmering moth 4
delicious spicy noodles 4
delicious stinkbug 3
demon buckler 1
demon skin 146
demon whip 2
demon-horned hat 2
demonskin jacket 1
demonskin trousers 1
denim axe 8
dense meat crossbow 1
dense meat stack 26
dense meat staff 1
dense meat sword 1
dental pliers 1
dented harmonica 4
deodorant 61
depantsing bomb 132
depleted Grimacite astrolabe 1
depleted Grimacite grappling hook 1
depleted Grimacite gravy boat 1
depleted Grimacite hammer 1
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 1
depleted Grimacite ninja mask 1
depleted Grimacite shinguards 1
depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt 1
depleted uranium seal figurine 1
desiccated apricot 169
designer handbag 2
detective skull 1
devil's-food cake 1
dew yoana lei 2
dew yoana salacious lei 2
diamond necklace 11
diamond-studded cane 115
diamond-studded fronts 1
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 2
didgeridooka 284
Diet Cloaca Cola 1
digital key lime 3
digital key lime pie 11
digital underground potion 1
dill 575
dinged-up triangle 2
dingy planks 7
dire fudgesicle 22
dirty hobo gloves 233
disassembled clover 913
disbelief suspenders 17
Disco 'Fro Pick 3
disco ball 201
Disco Banjo 4
disco mask 177
Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate 1
disease 97
disembodied brain 2
disembodied smile 15
dishrag 2
disintegrating quill pen 289
disintegrating sheet music 2
disintegrating spiky collar 1
displaced fish 147
distilled fortified wine 4
distressed denim pants 243
disturbing fanfic 9,972
Divine 4
divine blowout 759
divine can of silly string 577
divine champagne flute 381
divine champagne popper 108
divine cracker 95
divine noisemaker 788
diving muff 1
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 33
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 296
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 2
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 33
Doc's Miracle Cure 2
Dogsgotnonoz pills 2
doll house 23
dollhive 4
Dolphin King's crown 18
dolphin whistle 2
donkey flipbook 3
dope gangsta bling-bling 28
dope wheels 22
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 200
double daisy 1
double-barreled sling 2
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 14
drab sonata 77
draggin' ball hat 430
dragon snaps 28
dragonfish caviar 3
Dramatic™ range 64
dreadlock whip 12
dried face 59
dripping meat crossbow 2
dripping meat staff 2
dripping meat sword 1
Drowsy Sword 29
drum machine 140
dry martini 1
dry noodles 2,560
dry vodka martini 11
drywall axe 128
dubious peppermint 1
ducha de oro 4
duck-on-a-string 57
duct tape 320
duct tape buckler 1
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape shirt 1
duct tape sword 1
duct tape wallet 1
dueling banjo 1
dueling turtle 2
dull fish scale 142
dungeoneer's dungarees 782
dusty animal cranium 2
dusty animal jawbone 1
dusty animal pelvis 3
dusty animal skull 1
dusty bottle of Marsala 318
dusty bottle of Merlot 525
dusty bottle of Muscat 345
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 453
dusty bottle of Port 482
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 285
dusty Crimbo crate 11
dusty eighth caudal vertebra 1
dusty eighth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra 1
dusty fifth caudal vertebra 1
dusty fifth cervical vertebra 2
dusty fifth lumbar vertebra 1
dusty fifth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty first caudal vertebra 17
dusty first cervical vertebra 1
dusty first lumbar vertebra 1
dusty first thoracic vertebra 1
dusty fourth caudal vertebra 1
dusty fourth cervical vertebra 1
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dusty fourth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty left clavicle 1
dusty left eighth rib 1
dusty left eleventh rib 1
dusty left femur 1
dusty left fibula 1
dusty left fifth rib 5
dusty left first front claw 3
dusty left first rear claw 1
dusty left first rib 1
dusty left fourth front claw 1
dusty left fourth rear claw 1
dusty left fourth rib 2
dusty left humerus 1
dusty left kneecap 1
dusty left ninth rib 1
dusty left radius 1
dusty left scapula 1
dusty left second front claw 3
dusty left second rear claw 2
dusty left second rib 1
dusty left seventh rib 1
dusty left sixth rib 1
dusty left tenth rib 2
dusty left third front claw 1
dusty left third rear claw 1
dusty left third rib 1
dusty left thumb 1
dusty left tibia 1
dusty left twelfth rib 2
dusty left ulna 2
dusty ninth caudal vertebra 1
dusty ninth thoracic vertebra 3
dusty right clavicle 1
dusty right eighth rib 1
dusty right eleventh rib 2
dusty right femur 1
dusty right fibula 1
dusty right fifth rib 1
dusty right first front claw 1
dusty right first rear claw 1
dusty right first rib 2
dusty right fourth front claw 1
dusty right fourth rear claw 1
dusty right fourth rib 2
dusty right humerus 1
dusty right kneecap 2
dusty right ninth rib 4
dusty right radius 1
dusty right scapula 1
dusty right second front claw 1
dusty right second rear claw 1
dusty right second rib 1
dusty right seventh rib 1
dusty right sixth rib 1
dusty right tenth rib 2
dusty right third front claw 1
dusty right third rear claw 1
dusty right third rib 1
dusty right thumb 1
dusty right tibia 1
dusty right twelfth rib 3
dusty right ulna 1
dusty sacral vertebrae 1
dusty second caudal vertebra 3
dusty second cervical vertebra 1
dusty second lumbar vertebra 1
dusty second thoracic vertebra 1
dusty seventh caudal vertebra 2
dusty seventh cervical vertebra 1
dusty seventh lumbar vertebra 2
dusty seventh thoracic vertebra 1
dusty sixth caudal vertebra 1
dusty sixth cervical vertebra 1
dusty sixth lumbar vertebra 1
dusty sixth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty tenth caudal vertebra 1
dusty tenth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty third caudal vertebra 1
dusty third cervical vertebra 1
dusty third lumbar vertebra 1
dusty third thoracic vertebra 2
dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra 1
dwarf bread 42
dwarvish magazine 7
dwarvish war helmet 1
dwarvish war kilt 1
dwarvish war mattock 1
Dyspepsi grenade 222
Dyspepsi-Cola 490
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations 27
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 26
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 26
Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack 30
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 8
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen 1
Earring of Fire 1
easter egg balloon 88
Eau de Guaneau 19
eel battery 1
eel sauce 3
eel skin 2
eelskin hat 3
eelskin pants 1
eelskin shield 1
effervescent potion 144
effluvious emerald 1
eggbeater 2
eggnog 58
El Sombrero De Lopez 2
El Vibrato drone 1
El Vibrato energy spear 1
El Vibrato helmet 2
El Vibrato leg guards 1
El Vibrato Megadrone 1
El Vibrato power sphere 3
El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) 4
El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 20
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 25
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 5
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 5
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 27
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 17
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 3
El Vibrato translator 1
El Vibrato trapezoid 1
Elder Turtle Shell 4
elephant stinger 6
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 54
Elfin shortbread 11
Elmley shades 41
Elron's Explosive Etude 2
elven limbos gingerbread 11
elven cellocello 75
elven moonshine 9
elven socks 4
elven suicide capsule 64
elven whittling knife 1
Elvish delight 1
Elvish sunglasses 1
empty agua de vida bottle 21
empty blowgun 11
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 90
empty meat tank 49
enchanted barbell 25
enchanted bean 2
enchanted bean burrito 20
enchanted brass knuckles 11
enchanted eyepatch 2
enchanted handwarmer 1
enchanted leopard-print barbell 2
enchanted toothpick 25
enchantlers 1
encoder ring 1
energy drink IV 325
ennui-flavored potato chips 651
enormous belt buckle 129
enormous hoop earring 9
Ent cider 86
epic wad 1
escargotsicle 1
especially salty dog 58
essential soy 1
Everlasting Deckswabber 3
evil golden arch 283
evil golden arches 15
evil googly eye 2
evil teddy bear 51
evil teddy bear sewing kit 1
evil-ass club 1
exactly-three-shaped box 1
exotic orchid 17
expired bottle of peppermint schnapps 1
expired can of franks 'n' beans 1
exploding hacky-sack 8
explosion-flavored chewing gum 3
extra-fancy ring setting 15
extra-greasy slider 23
extra-large palm-frond toupee 1
extra-potent gremlin mutagen 1
extra-spicy bloody mary 54
extra-strength rubber bands 1
extra-strength strongness elixir 11
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 2
eXtreme meat crossbow 1
eXtreme meat staff 1
eXtreme meat sword 2
eXtreme mittens 110
eXtreme nose ring 2
eXtreme scarf 21
eye 'n' horn shampoo 2
eye of newt 25
eye of the Tiger-lily 5
eye-pod 8
eyedrops of newt 5
eyedrops of the ermine 5
eyedrops of the ocelot 1
eyepatch 223
f3d0r4 365
facehugging alien 25
facsimile dictionary 88
fairy gravy boat 16
fake blood 3
fake fake vomit 2
fake hand 1
fake plastic grass 18
false eyelashes 17
Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium 1
fancy ball mask 1
fancy bath salts 460
fancy beef jerky 1
fancy but probably evil chocolate 20
fancy canapés 1
fancy chocolate 17
fancy chocolate car 7
fancy dress ball 113
fancy opera glasses 5
fancy schmancy cheese sauce 2
fancy seashell necklace 21
fat stacks of cash 50
fat wallet 2
felt 11
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 57
fermenting powder 1
ferret bait 191
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 1
fertilized ghuol egg 6
festive holiday hat 3
festive sausage 4
fetid feather 118
fettucini Inconnu 15
Feynman gate 36
fez of etymology 5
figurine of a charred seal 2
figurine of a cold seal 38
figurine of a cute baby seal 1
figurine of a shadowy seal 2
figurine of a sleek seal 1
figurine of a slippery seal 2
figurine of a stinking seal 6
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 3
figurine of an ancient seal 4
figurine of an armored seal 2
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 61
filigreed hamethyst earring 1
filigreed hamethyst necklace 1
filigreed hamethyst ring 1
filth-encrusted futon 34
filthy corduroys 62
filthy hippy poncho 8
filthy knitted dread sack 53
filthy lucre 26
filthy pestle 24
filthy poultice 56
fin-bit wax 1
fine wine 5
finger cymbals 2
fire 10
fire flower 1
fire poi 138
fish bazooka 7
fish scimitar 3
fish stick 1
fish-liver oil 342
fishy fish 2
fishy fish casserole 1
fishy fish lasagna 1
fishy wand 1
fixed-gear bicycle 1
fizzy potion 294
flamin' bindle 17
flaming cardboard sword 1
flaming crutch 129
flaming feather 180
flaming glowsticks 7
flaming mushroom 24
flaming mushroom wine 17
flaming pink shirt 1
flaming talons 207
flamingo mallet 1
flange 15
flaregun 511
flashing novelty button 3
flask of Amontillado 1
flask of baconstone juice 1
flask of Gnomochloric acid 12
flask of hamethyst juice 6
flask of porquoise juice 1
flat dough 3
flat mushroom wine 1
flavored foot massage oil 350
flirtatious feather 127
floaty gravel 1
floaty inverse geode 3
floaty pebbles 1
floaty rock 2
floaty rock helmet 1
floaty rock necklace 1
floaty rock pants 1
floaty sand 10
floaty stone sphere 1
floorboard cruft 7
floral print shirt 3
flower petal pie 2
flowing hippy skirt 27
flute of flat champagne 131
flypaper staff 1
flytrap bezoar 2
flytrap pellet 1
foam dart 357
foam noodle 6
foggy glass globe 1
foie gras 461
foolscap fool's cap 40
foon 9
foon of fearfulness 1
foon of fleshiness 1
foon of foulness 1
foon of frigidity 1
foon of fulmination 1
football helmet 1
forest tears 8
fortune cookie 3
fossilized baboon skull 1
fossilized bat skull 1
fossilized demon skull 1
fossilized limb 1
fossilized serpent skull 1
fossilized spike 1
fossilized spine 1
fossilized torso 1
fossilized wing 1
fossilized wyrm skull 1
Frat Army FGF 425
frat brats 1
frayed rope belt 13
freezerburned ice cube 3
freezin' bindle 10
French slippers 1
fricasseed brains 23
frightful feather 137
frigid air mattress 6
frigid hankyū 28
frigid mote 4
frigid ninja stars 1,302
frigid-ass club 1
frilly shirt 3
frilly skirt 49
Frogade 1
Frost™ brand sword 1
frost-rimed seal hide 1
frostbite-flavored Hob-O 6
Frosty's arm 1
Frosty's carrot 1
Frosty's frosty mug 33
Frosty's iceball 1
Frosty's nailbat 1
Frosty's old silk hat 2
Frosty's snowball sack 2
frozen banquet 26
frozen feather 167
frozen Mob Penguin 8
frozen mushroom 32
frozen nunchaku 156
frozen seal spine 2
fruit basket 19
fruit bowl 5
fruitcake 81
fruitfilm 1
fruity girl swill 2
fry-oil-flavored Hob-O 13
full meat tank 1
fumble formula 1
funky brass fez 1
funky dried mushroom 170
furniture dolly 73
furry fur 12,959
furry green earmuffs 1
furry green turtle 1
furry kilt 1
furry pants 22
furry skirt 1
fustulent seal grulch 2
fuzzbump 1
fuzzy dice 6
ga-ga radio 77
Gaia beads 181
ganger bandana 1
garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O 31
garish pinky ring 11
gas balloon 188
gator skin 196
gatorskin umbrella 3
gauze garter 306
gauze hammock 1
gauze shorts 1
gazing shoes 1
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 1
gearbox necklace 2
Genalen™ Bottle 1
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 4
ghost cucumber 2,786
ghost pickle on a stick 8
ghostly pickling solution 1
ghuol ears 253
ghuol egg 374
ghuol egg quiche 50
ghuol guolash 273
ghuol-ear kabob 1
giant book of ancient carols 1
giant cactus quill 53
giant cheesestick 1
giant designer sunglasses 10
giant discarded bottlecap 29
giant discarded plastic fork 107
giant discarded torn-up glove 32
giant driftwood sculpture 2
giant fishhook 1
giant foam finger 313
giant glass of brandy 2
giant moxie weed 31
giant needle 9,316
giant pinky ring 121
giant stuffed bugbear 1
gibson 1
gift-a-pult 1
gilded ancient cursed chest 5
gilded ancient cursed key 1
gilded lily 1
gill rings 1
gimlet 1
gin and tonic 1
gingerbread bugbear 80
gingerbread horror 8
gingerbread house 1
gingerbread mutant bugbear 9
gingham blouse 1
glacial sapphire 1
Glass Balls of the Goblin King 13
glass gnoll eye 2
glass of baboon milk 54
glass of goat's milk 244
glimmering buzzard feather 6
glimmering great tit feather 7
glimmering penguin feather 10
glimmering phoenix feather 7
glimmering raven feather 1
glimmering roc feather 4
glistening fish meat 7
glistening staff 2
glittery mascara 10
glob of green slime 38
globe of Deep Sauce 3
gloomy black mushroom 14
gloomy mushroom wine 1
glow-in-the-dark dart gun 1
glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub 1
glow-in-the-dark wristwatch 1
glowing El Vibrato drone 1
glowing esca 1
glowing red eye 182
glowing syringe 1
gnashing teeth 6
gnat lasagna 1
gnatloaf 28
gnatloaf casserole 20
gnatwing 69
gnatwing earring 1
gnauga hide 95
gnauga hide buckler 4
gnauga hide chaps 3
gnauga hide kilt 2
gnauga hide skirt 1
gnauga hide vest 1
gnauga hide whip 3
gnocchetti di Nietzsche 32
gnoll lips 46
gnoll teeth 64
gnoll-tooth necklace 2
Gnollish autoplunger 2
Gnollish casserole dish 3
Gnollish flyswatter 38
Gnollish pie server 26
Gnollish pie tin 36
Gnollish plunger 48
Gnollish slotted spoon 30
Gnollish toolbox 164
Gnomish toolbox 1
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 1
goat 3
goat beard 169
goat cheese 485
goat cheese pizza 276
goat cheese taco 1
goatskin umbrella 26
gob of wet hair 516
goblin autoblowgun 20
goblin hunting spear 16
gold lamé pants 8
golden plastic oyster egg 11
golden ring 80
golden twig 2
Good 'n' Slimy 1
Goodfella contract 47
goofily-plumed helmet 1
googly eye 14
Gordon Bennett 26
goth kid t-shirt 74
goulauncher 1
gr8ps 45
grapefruit 360
grapes 521
grass blade 3
grass hat 3
grass skirt 3
grass whistle 1
grassy cutlass 12
Grateful Undead T-shirt 8
grave robbing shovel 19
gray bow tie 11
grease gun 6
green balloon 2
green beer 2
green candy heart 210
green candygram 1
green clay bead 1
Green Clover of Justice 3
green glowstick 2
green peawee marble 2
green pixel 693
green pixel potion 7
green pixie spog 1
green smoke bomb 18
green snowcone 160
green traffic cone 1
green-frosted astral cupcake 1
gremlin juice 38
gremlin mutagen 4
grinning turtle 1
grog 16
groovy prism necklace 4
grouchy restless spirit 285
grouper fangirl 1
groupie bra 2
groupie lipstick 6
groupie spangles 4
grue egg 112
grue egg omelette 1
grumpy old man charrrm 43
grumpy old man charrrm bracelet 1
grungy bandana 25
grungy flannel shirt 3
guano coffee cup 9
guard turtle collar 1
guard turtle shell 1
guitar pick 45
Gummi-DNA 2
Gummi-Gnauga 17
gun cleaning kit 1
guy made of bee pollen 4
gyroscope 7
haiku katana 1
hair of the fish 1
hair spray 132
hairy staff 1
half-height unicycle 1
half-orchid 8
half-rotten brain 50
half-sized guitar 17
halfberd 13
halibut 1
hamethyst 25
hamethyst bracelet 5
hamethyst earring 1
hamethyst necklace 3
hamethyst ring 1
hand grenegg 10
handful of bees 1
handful of confetti 29
handful of Crotchety Pine needles 3
handful of drink tickets 2
handful of hand chalk 327
handful of Laughing Willow bark 3
handful of moss 145
handful of nuts and berries 16
handful of pine needles 41
handful of sand 157
handful of sawdust 144
handful of walnuts 43
handmade hobby horse 1
handsomeness potion 26
happiness 37
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 2
hardened slime belt 1
hardened slime hat 1
hardened slime pants 1
hardware upgrade 9
harem girl t-shirt 26
Hatorade 4
Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance 20
headhunter necktie 13
heart necklace 5
heart of rock and roll 1
heart of the volcano 1
heart-shaped balloon 18
heavy D 12,911
heavy hot sauce 2
heavy metal sonata 4
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 4
heavy necklace chain 1
hedgeturtle 1
Hell broth 1
Hell ramen 24
hellion cube 204
hellseal claw 113
hellseal whisker 112
helm of the white knight 1
helmet recipe 4
helmet turtle 395
hemp string 139
henna face paint 21
henna tattoo 75
herb brownies 340
herbal stuffing 76
herbs 110
hermit permit 25
herringcello 56
high-pressure seltzer bottle 4
high-resistance ultrapolymer plating 3
hill of beans 414
Himalayan Hidalgo sauce 12
hippo skin buckler 4
hippo whip 2
hippopotamus kilt 1
hippopotamus pants 3
hippopotamus skin 1
hippopotamus skirt 1
hipposkin poncho 2
Hippy Army MPE 573
hippy bongo 1
hippy herbal tea 15
hippy medical kit 277
hippy protest button 147
hobo code binder 1
hobo dungarees 1
hobo fortress blueprints 2
hobo monkey 1
hobo nickel 1,777
hobo stogie 1
Hodgman's almanac 1
Hodgman's blanket 11
Hodgman's bow tie 3
Hodgman's cane 2
Hodgman's garbage sticker 1
Hodgman's harmonica 3
Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times 4
Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics 1
Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin 2
Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top 2
Hodgman's lobsterskin pants 2
Hodgman's lucky sock 1
Hodgman's metal detector 1
Hodgman's porkpie hat 1
Hodgman's varcolac paw 2
holiday cheese log 4
homeopathic healing powder 1
honey-dew 1
honey-dipped locust 10
hopping socks 2
horizontal tango 11
hors d'oeuvre tray 27
hot and sour sauce 1
hot buttered roll 5
hot cross bow 1
hot date 126
hot hi mein 1
hot katana blade 321
hot nuggets 265
hot pink lipstick 36
hot powder 90
hot stuffing 2
hot wad 70
hot wing 1,469
hot-ass club 2
house of twigs and spit 1
hovering sombrero 6
huge pumpkin 1
huge spoon 26
humming El Vibrato drone 1
hyperbolic plasma focuser 4
hyperinflated seal lung 2
hypodermic needle 14
ice sickle 1
ice skate decoy 1
ice skate doll 1
ice stein 3
Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace 1
Ice-Cold Beer Ring 1
Ice-Cold Beerring 1
ice-cold fotie 92
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 566
ice-cold six-pack 73
ice-cold Willer 182
iced-out bling 2
icicle katana 1
icy katana hilt 228
icy mushroom wine 10
icy-hot katana 19
iGoogly 21
Iiti Kitty phone charm 56
imbued seal-blubber candle 1
imitation crab crate 2
imitation crab meat 128
imitation crab zoea 1
imitation whetstone 3
immense cyborg hand 5
Imp Ale 2,385
incense bath ball 4
incredibly creepy marionette 5
infernal fife 7
infernal insoles 325
infernal toilet brush 2
inflatable duck 12