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Display Case for CA Dude (#387289)

This player is a member of the clan Food Knights.

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CA Dude (#387289)

This player has 3,685 unique items and 429,763 total items in his/her display case.

	Item	Quantity
	"DRINK ME" potion	43
	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	40
	1-ball	688
	1.21 jigawatts	30
	100-Watt bulb	1
	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	429
	2-ball	569
	25-meat staff	1
	3-ball	655
	30669 scroll	270
	33398 scroll	784
	334 scroll	100
	4-ball	565
	4-d camera	1
	4-dimensional guitar	54
	5-Alarm Saucepan	3
	5-ball	742
	6-ball	744
	64067 scroll	14
	668 scroll	53
	7-ball	548
	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	28
	7-inch discus	1
	8-ball	2,577
	9-ball	183
	a butt tuba	8
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	3
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	2
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
	a little sump'm sump'm	1
	abandoned candy	124
	abominable snowcone	182
	Abyssal ember	3
	accidental cider	71
	acid-squirting flower	41
	acoustic guitarrr	54
	adder bladder	211
	adorable seal larva	1
	aerated diving helmet	1
	agua de vida	1
	albatross necklace	12
	Alewife™ Ale	12
	all-purpose cleaner	142
	all-purpose flower	1
	alpha-mail pants	1
	alphabet gum	4
	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
	amber aviator shades	2
	amphibious tophat	1
	amulet of extreme plot significance	281
	Amulet of Yendor	2
	ancient cursed foot locker	7
	ancient frozen dinner	18
	ancient Magi-Wipes	82
	ancient protein powder	130
	Ancient Saucehelm	3
	ancient spice	67
	ancient stone fist	72
	ancient stone head	87
	ancient turtle shell	1
	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
	ancient turtle shell powder	1
	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	11
	ancient vinyl coin purse	56
	anemone nematocyst	4
	angel-food cake	1
	Angry Farmer candy	10,607
	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	4
	Ankh of Badahnkadh	8
	anniversary balloon	1
	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
	anniversary concrete fedora	1
	anniversary gift box	1
	annoying pitchfork	20
	ant agonist	26
	ant antidepressant	1
	ant hoe	36
	ant pick	2
	ant pitchfork	2
	ant rake	41
	ant sickle	20
	anti-anti-antidote	131
	anticheese	13
	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
	antique bottle of cough syrup	11
	antique bottle opener	1
	antique greaves	327
	antique hand mirror	218
	antique helmet	306
	antique packet of ketchup	13
	antique painting of a landscape	1
	antique pair of blue jeans	1
	antique record album	3
	antique shield	273
	antique souvenir drawing	1
	antique spear	311
	Apathargic Bandersnatch	1
	apathetic lizardman doll	1
	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	3
	Argarggagarg's fang	1
	armgun	62
	around the world	1
	arrow'd heart balloon	2
	arrrgyle socks	51
	Arrrmetia trading card	1
	arse-a'fire elixir	1
	asbestos apron	32
	asbestos crossbow	16
	asbestos crossbow string	1
	asbestos helmet turtle	1
	asbestos meat stack	1
	asbestos ore	37
	asbestos staff	22
	asbestos stick	2
	asbestos sword	13
	asbestos sword hilt	2
	ASCII shirt	23
	Asleep in the Cemetery	32
	asparagus knife	46
	asparagus lo mein	2
	asparagus stir-fry	1
	aspirin	5
	asshat	4
	astral mushroom	55
	astronaut pants	27
	atomic vector plotter	1
	attention spanner	4
	augmented El Vibrato drone	1
	automatic catapult	1
	awful poetry journal	10,450
	Ax of L'rose	1
	bätzle	9
	baby cuddlefish	1
	baby killer bee	44
	babycakes	1
	bacon bath ball	1
	baconstone	30
	baconstone bracelet	9
	baconstone earring	2
	baconstone pendant	4
	baconstone ring	1
	bad-ass club	1
	badass belt	137
	badger badge	1
	Bag o' Tricks	1
	bag of airline peanuts	1
	bag of bones	8
	bag of Cheat-Os	359
	bag of lard	2
	bag of many confections	14
	balaclava	9
	balaclava baklava	27
	ball	134
	ball-in-a-cup	1
	ballast turtle	2
	balloon helmet	2
	balloon monkey	8
	balloon shield	1
	balloon sword	5
	ballroom blintz	130
	bamboo bokuto	1
	banana	9
	banana cream pie	2
	banana daiquiri	1
	banana milkshake	1
	banana peel	100
	banana smoothie	1
	banana spritzer	1
	banana-frosted king cake	2
	banjo strings	7
	bar skin	71
	bar whip	1
	barbed-wire fence	24
	bargain flash powder	15
	bark beret	1
	bark boxers	1
	bark bracelet	1
	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	4
	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	24
	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	3
	barrrnacle	112
	barskin buckler	1
	barskin cloak	41
	barskin hat	16
	barskin loincloth	1
	barskin tent	3
	bartender skull	1
	bartender-in-the-box	1
	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
	baseball	65
	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
	Bash-Ōs cereal	5
	basic meat crossbow	2
	basic meat fez	1
	basic meat foon	1
	basic meat helmet	1
	basic meat kilt	1
	basic meat pants	1
	basic meat skirt	1
	basic meat spork	1
	basic meat staff	1
	basic meat sword	1
	bat guano	365
	bat haggis	2
	bat hat	1
	bat whip	1
	bat wing	177
	bat wing kabob	1
	bat wing stir-fry	1
	bat-ass leather jacket	1
	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
	batblade	44
	batgut	351
	bath ball gift set	14
	battered Crimbo Crate	9
	battered hubcap	1
	battered old top-hat	1
	bazookafish bubble gum	53
	beach ball marble	4
	beach glass bead	48
	beach glass necklace	2
	bean burrito	6
	beanbag chair	4
	beaten-up Chucks	4
	bed of coals	34
	beefy fish meat	2
	beer basted brat	1
	beer bomb	675
	beer bong	230
	beer cartilage	1
	beer goggles	1
	beer helmet	341
	beer lens	6
	beer-a-pult	1
	beertini	17
	begpwnia	9
	beholed bedsheet	9
	beige clambroth marble	3
	bejeweled accordion strap	2
	bejeweled cufflinks	10
	bejeweled pledge pin	202
	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
	bellhop bell	3
	Ben-Gal™ Balm	3
	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	5
	berry-infused sake	1
	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
	bezoar ring	1
	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
	BGE merchandise order form	2
	BGE pocket calendar	1
	BGE shotglass	1
	BGE temporary tattoo	1
	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
	bi-lateral logic compressor	38
	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	30
	big bad voodoo mask	7
	big bass drum	4
	big boom	1
	big bundle of chamoix	1
	big red clown nose	75
	big rock	2
	big slimy cyst	1
	big stick	2
	big stirring stick	1
	bigger stick	6
	bilge wine	356
	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
	bindle of joy	1
	bindlestocking	1
	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
	bird rib	15
	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	1
	Bit O' Ectoplasm	8
	bit of clingfilm	4
	bit-o-cactus	40
	BitterSweetTarts	2
	Bjorn's Hammer	2
	black & tan	61
	black belt	18
	Black Body™ spray	15
	black candy heart	1
	black candygram	1
	black catseye marble	3
	black cherry soda	11
	black cowboy hat	1
	black eyedrops	2
	black facepaint	19
	black forest cake	62
	black forest ham	45
	black greaves	99
	black helmet	95
	black kettle drum	4
	black lotus	1
	Black No. 2	122
	black paisley oyster egg	666
	black pension check	54
	black pepper	60
	black picnic basket	21
	black pixel	105
	black plastic oyster egg	1,715
	black polka-dot oyster egg	881
	black pudding	11
	black sheepskin diploma	5
	black shield	84
	black snake skin	98
	black snowcone	31
	black spot	2
	black striped oyster egg	668
	black sword	90
	black velvet box	1
	black-and-blue light	342
	blackberry	199
	blackberry combat boots	6
	blackberry galoshes	1
	blackberry moccasins	12
	blackberry polite	1
	blackberry slippers	5
	Blackfly Chardonnay	64
	blank prescription sheet	2
	Blatantly Canadian	19
	blended frozen swill	18
	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
	Blizzards I Have Died In	17
	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	14
	blood flower	32
	blood of the Wereseal	50
	blood-faced volleyball	1
	bloody beer	457
	bloody clown pants	65
	bloody mary	22
	blue class ring	1
	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
	blue paisley oyster egg	5,967
	blue pixel	738
	blue pixel potion	8
	blue plasma ball	339
	blue plastic baby	1
	blue plastic oyster egg	5,122
	blue polka-dot oyster egg	3,065
	blue ribbon	1
	blue shell	1
	blue snowcone	288
	blue striped oyster egg	2,497
	blue suede shoes	1
	blue traffic cone	1
	blue velvet cake	1
	blue-frosted astral cupcake	5
	blueberry-frosted king cake	1
	blundarrrbus	1
	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
	Bohemian rhapsody	1
	boilermaker	2
	bone chips	159
	bone collar	4
	bone flute	4
	bone rattle	81
	Bonerdagon necklace	13
	booty chest charrrm	108
	booty chest charrrm bracelet	2
	Boozehounds Anonymous token	2
	borg sock monkey	2
	boring spaghetti	4
	Boris's key lime	2
	Boris's key lime pie	3
	Boris's ring	17
	Boss Bat bling	13
	Boss Bat britches	66
	bottle of alcohol	68
	bottle of antifreeze	18
	bottle of black cat tonic	8
	bottle of Blank-Out	3
	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	140
	bottle of Cochon Noir	1
	bottle of cooking sherry	12
	bottle of Definit	129
	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	18
	bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1
	bottle of gin	26
	bottle of goofballs	1
	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	40
	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
	bottle of melodramamine	21
	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	732
	bottle of moontan lotion	1
	bottle of Mystic Shell	5
	bottle of Ooze-O	9
	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
	bottle of perfume	1
	bottle of Pete's Sake	2
	bottle of Pinot Renoir	20
	bottle of pirate juice	4
	bottle of popskull	63
	bottle of realpagne	1
	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	4
	bottle of rum	348
	bottle of sake	21
	bottle of sewage schnapps	171
	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	4
	bottle of tequila	107
	bottle of ultravitamins	3
	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	22
	bottle of vodka	173
	bottle of whiskey	295
	bottle opener belt buckle	299
	bottle-rocket crossbow	1
	bottlecap turtle	1
	bottled inspiration	3
	boulder	1
	bounty-hunting helmet	1
	bounty-hunting pants	1
	bounty-hunting rifle	1
	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
	bow	1
	bow staff	1
	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
	bowl of cottage cheese	190
	bowl of fishysoisse	12
	bowl of lucky charms	5
	bowl of rye sprouts	37
	bowlegged pants	1
	bowler	1
	box	140
	box of sunshine	2
	box turtle	1
	box-in-the-box	1
	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	2
	boxcar turtle	1
	boxed champagne	32
	boxed wine	113
	boxing glove	16
	boxing glove on a spring	2
	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	3
	brains casserole	2
	brainy skull	5
	brand new key	81
	brass crank handle	1
	brass dorsal fin	1
	brass stinger	39
	brazen bracelet	1
	breath mint	230
	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	5
	brick	1
	brick of sand	1
	BRICKO brick	597
	BRICKO eye brick	40
	BRICKO ooze	8
	BRICKO oyster	3
	briefcase	50
	Brimstone Beret	1
	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
	Brimstone Boxers	1
	Brimstone Bracelet	1
	Brimstone Brooch	1
	Brimstone Bunker	1
	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	198
	brine	186
	briny vinegar	5
	brittle plastic handle	2
	broken carburetor	1
	broken cellular phone	1
	broken El Vibrato drone	2
	broken skull	226
	broken sword	222
	bronze breastplate	16
	bronze handcuffs	1
	bronzed locust	21
	brown crock marble	4
	brown plastic baby	1
	brown sugar cane	108
	bubble bauble bow	1
	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
	bubblewrap crossbow	1
	bubblewrap ore	43
	bubblewrap staff	2
	bubblewrap sword	1
	bubbling tempura batter	1
	bubbly potion	281
	bucket of honey	27
	buckler buckle	19
	buckyball	2
	buffalo blade	1
	bugbear beanie	85
	bugbear bungguard	61
	bugged bÃ¶n±Ã©t	1
	bugged balaclava	1
	bugged beanie	1
	Bulky Buddy Box	1
	bullet-proof corduroys	303
	bum cheek	210
	bumblebee marble	4
	bunch of bananas	1
	bunch of square grapes	49
	bungle in the jungle	1
	buoybottoms	63
	burrowgrub hive	1
	burst hellseal brain	6
	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	4
	C.B.F.G.	1
	C.H.U.M. chum	26
	C.H.U.M. knife	24
	C.H.U.M. lantern	5
	cactus fruit	20
	cactus monocle	2
	caipifruta	6
	calavera concertina	15
	calle de miel	9
	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
	can cannon	1
	can of Binarrrca	232
	can of black paint	3
	can of CRIMBCOLA	9
	can of depilatory cream	6
	can of fake snow	2
	can of franks 'n' beans	1
	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	28
	can of maces	12
	can of Red Minotaur	32
	can of spinach	15
	can of starch	22
	can of sterno	1
	can of Swiller	4
	Can-Can skirt	1
	can-can-in-a-can	2
	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	91
	candied kobold	13
	candied yam pinky ring	1
	candied yams	82
	candy brain	1
	candy cane	93
	candy cornucopia	1
	candy kneecapping stick	7
	candy knuckles	6
	candy stake	16
	cannonball charrrm	131
	cannonball charrrm bracelet	2
	canopic jar	128
	canteen of wine	28
	capacitor relay	42
	carbon nanotube frame	54
	carbonated soy milk	225
	carbonated water lily	183
	cardboard box turtle	2
	cardboard crossbow	1
	cardboard katana	5
	cardboard ore	4
	cardboard staff	1
	cardboard sword	2
	cardboard wakizashi	87
	caret	40
	carob brownies	1
	carob cannon	1
	carob chunk cookies	26
	carob chunk noodles	35
	carob chunks	53
	casino pass	30
	cast	267
	cast-iron legacy paddle	3
	cat appendix	89
	catgut	83
	catgut taco	8
	catskin buckler	1
	catskin cap	1
	catsup	14
	cement sandals	4
	centipede eggs	170
	Cerebral Cloche	2
	Cerebral Crossbow	3
	Cerebral Culottes	3
	chain-mail monokini	1
	chamoisole	1
	chaos butterfly	17,420
	charged magnet	2
	charming flute	3
	charpuce jub-jub bird	2
	charrrm bracelet	1
	cheap cigar butt	1
	cheap elven gloves	5
	cheap plastic blowgun	1
	cheap plastic bottle opener	33
	cheap studded belt	309
	cheap toaster	1
	cheap wind-up clock	73
	chef skull	1
	chef's hat	87
	chef-in-the-box	3
	chef-skull-in-the-box	1
	cherry	4
	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
	cherry pie	1
	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
	Chester's bag of candy	2
	Chester's cutoffs	2
	Chester's moustache	2
	Chester's sunglasses	1
	chewing gum on a string	156
	children of the candy corn	1
	chintzy accordion pin	28
	chintzy disco ball pendant	56
	chintzy noodle ring	42
	chintzy saucepan earring	34
	chintzy seal pendant	34
	chintzy turtle brooch	30
	chiptune guitar	2
	chisel	1
	chitinous pod	1
	chloroform rag	77
	chocolate bath ball	3
	chocolate box	1
	chocolate disco ball	1
	chocolate filthy lucre	1
	chocolate pasta spoon	1
	chocolate seal-clubbing club	1
	chocolate spurs	12
	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
	chocolate-frosted king cake	13
	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
	chopsticks	121
	Chorale of Companionship	3
	Chori Zo trading card	1
	chorizo brownies	29
	chorizo taco	218
	chrome crossbow	21
	chrome crossbow string	1
	chrome helmet turtle	6
	chrome meat stack	2
	chrome ore	9
	chrome staff	22
	chrome stick	2
	chrome sword	20
	chrome sword hilt	2
	chunk of depleted Grimacite	32
	chunk of rock salt	1,437
	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	6
	citrus-infused sake	1
	Clan VIP Lounge key	1
	class five ecto-larva	1
	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
	clay peace-sign bead	32
	Climate Colada	1
	clingfilm cap	1
	clingfilm slippers	1
	clingfilm tangle	1
	clingfilm trousers	1
	Cloaca grenade	405
	Cloaca-Cola	280
	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	23
	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	32
	Cloaca-Cola helmet	11
	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	33
	Cloaca-Cola shield	13
	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	3
	clockwork bartender head	1
	clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	1
	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	1
	clockwork chef head	1
	clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	1
	clockwork chef-in-the-box	1
	clockwork claws	1
	clockwork clockwise dome	1
	clockwork counterclockwise dome	1
	clockwork crossbow	1
	clockwork detective skull	1
	clockwork doohickey	1
	clockwork endoskeleton	5
	clockwork handle	1
	clockwork hat	1
	clockwork key	13
	clockwork maid	1
	clockwork maid head	1
	clockwork pants	2
	clockwork pirate skull	1
	clockwork rings	2
	clockwork rod	2
	clockwork shank	1
	clockwork sheet	1
	clockwork sphere	1
	clockwork spine	7
	clockwork staff	1
	clockwork sword	1
	clockwork thingamajig	1
	clockwork trench coat	2
	clockwork widget	1
	cloudy potion	267
	clown hammer	1
	clown shoes	38
	clown skin	60
	clown whip	2
	clown wig	1
	clownskin belt	2
	clownskin buckler	1
	clownskin harness	6
	club necklace	10
	club of the five seasons	1
	cob of corn	24
	cocktail napkin	43
	cocktail onion	34
	cocoa egg	75
	cocoa eggshell fragment	1,275
	coconut bikini top	2
	coconut shell	1,120
	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	2
	Codpiece of the Goblin King	53
	coffin lid	20
	cog	353
	cog and sprocket assembly	15
	Coily™	1
	Colander of Em-er'il	3
	cold and sour sauce	8
	cold hi mein	1
	Cold Hots candy	12
	cold ninja mask	144
	cold nuggets	139
	cold powder	18
	cold wad	30
	collapsible baton	2
	cologne of contempt	1
	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	6
	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	5
	colored-light "necklace"	6
	colorful plastic ball	4
	comfy coffin	9
	Comma Chameleon egg	1
	commemorative war stein	7
	communications windchimes	573
	computronic processing unit	240
	concentrated cordial of concentration	1
	concentrated garbage juice	14
	concentrated magicalness pill	32
	concoction of clumsiness	2
	congratulatory cake	1
	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	69
	container of Spooky Putty	1
	control crystal	1
	Cookbook of the Damned	2
	cool mushroom	49
	cool mushroom casserole	1
	cool mushroom wine	4
	cool whip	46
	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	9
	copper ha'penny charrrm	97
	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	1
	cordial of concentration	6
	corn holder	6
	corncob pipe	12
	cornuthaum	117
	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	4
	Corpse Island iced tea	17
	corpse on the beach	17
	corpsebite	2
	corpsedriver	19
	corpsetini	16
	corrupt club of corrupt corruption	1
	cosmic lemonade	1
	costume sword	8
	cottage	3
	cotton candy bale	18
	cotton candy cocoon	1
	cotton candy cone	1
	cotton candy cordial	1
	cotton candy pillow	1
	cotton candy pinch	10
	cotton candy plug	19
	cotton candy skoshe	24
	cotton candy smidgen	1
	cracker	24
	cranberries	601
	cranberry cordial	3
	crazy little Turkish delight	95
	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
	cream pie	17
	cream stout	93
	creamsicle	313
	creepy-ass club	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	3
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
	CRIMBCO mug	1
	CRIMBCO scrip	15
	CRIMBCO wine	7
	CRIMBCOIDS mints	11
	CRIMBCOLOAF	6
	Crimbo candied pecan	12
	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	3
	Crimbo fudge	19
	Crimbo peppermint bark	12
	Crimbo pie	2
	Crimbo ukulele	1
	Crimbo wreath	1
	Crimbomination Contraption	1
	Crimbough	1
	Crimboween memo	28
	Crimbuck	198
	crimsilion jub-jub bird	1
	croquet hedgehog	1
	crossbow string	3
	crotchety pants	2
	crowbarrr	57
	Crown of the Goblin King	87
	crown-shaped beanie	1
	cruelty-free wine	2
	crumbling rat skull	1
	crumpled felt fedora	2
	crusty hula hoop	4
	cryptic puzzle box	1
	crystallized memory	1
	cube of billiard chalk	1
	cup of infinite pencils	10
	cup of primitive beer	1,292
	cupcake-in-a-cup	6
	curdflinger	1
	curmudgel	19
	cursed black pearl onion	19
	cursed bottle of black-label rum	20
	cursed bottle of rum	21
	cursed breeches	1
	cursed cannonball	15
	cursed cutlass	1
	cursed dirty joke scroll	19
	cursed eyepatch	1
	cursed piece of thirteen	4
	cursed sea biscuit	18
	cursed voodoo skull	22
	cyber-mattock	20
	cyborg doll	3
	cyborg stompin' boot	6
	cyclops eyedrops	4
	cymbal syrup	1
	Daffy Taffy	441
	daisy	3
	dance card	26
	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	5
	dark potion	274
	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
	das boot	1
	day-old beer	2
	deactivated MicroMechaMech	3
	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
	dead guy's watch	104
	deadly lampshade	9
	deadly nightshade	1
	decaying goldfish liver	137
	decaying wooden oar	1
	decaying wooden paddle	1
	decaying wooden pole	1
	deck of tropical cards	2
	decorative fountain	62
	defective skull	1
	dehydrated caviar	165
	delectable catalyst	38
	delectable fire ant	3
	delicious comfit?	1
	delicious noodles	5
	delicious salad	227
	delicious shimmering moth	4
	delicious spicy noodles	4
	delicious stinkbug	3
	demon buckler	1
	demon skin	146
	demon whip	2
	demon-horned hat	2
	demonskin jacket	1
	demonskin trousers	1
	denim axe	8
	dense meat crossbow	1
	dense meat stack	26
	dense meat staff	1
	dense meat sword	1
	dental pliers	1
	dented harmonica	4
	deodorant	61
	depantsing bomb	132
	depleted Grimacite astrolabe	1
	depleted Grimacite grappling hook	1
	depleted Grimacite gravy boat	1
	depleted Grimacite hammer	1
	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
	depleted Grimacite ninja mask	1
	depleted Grimacite shinguards	1
	depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	1
	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
	desiccated apricot	169
	designer handbag	2
	detective skull	1
	devil's-food cake	1
	dew yoana lei	2
	dew yoana salacious lei	2
	diamond necklace	11
	diamond-studded cane	115
	diamond-studded fronts	1
	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	2
	didgeridooka	284
	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
	digital key lime	3
	digital key lime pie	11
	digital underground potion	1
	dill	575
	dinged-up triangle	2
	dingy planks	7
	dire fudgesicle	22
	dirty hobo gloves	233
	disassembled clover	913
	disbelief suspenders	17
	Disco 'Fro Pick	3
	disco ball	201
	Disco Banjo	4
	disco mask	177
	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
	disease	97
	disembodied brain	2
	disembodied smile	15
	dishrag	2
	disintegrating quill pen	289
	disintegrating sheet music	2
	disintegrating spiky collar	1
	displaced fish	147
	distilled fortified wine	4
	distressed denim pants	243
	disturbing fanfic	9,972
	Divine	4
	divine blowout	759
	divine can of silly string	577
	divine champagne flute	381
	divine champagne popper	108
	divine cracker	95
	divine noisemaker	788
	diving muff	1
	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	33
	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	296
	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	2
	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	33
	Doc's Miracle Cure	2
	Dogsgotnonoz pills	2
	doll house	23
	dollhive	4
	Dolphin King's crown	18
	dolphin whistle	2
	donkey flipbook	3
	dope gangsta bling-bling	28
	dope wheels	22
	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	200
	double daisy	1
	double-barreled sling	2
	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	14
	drab sonata	77
	draggin' ball hat	430
	dragon snaps	28
	dragonfish caviar	3
	Dramatic™ range	64
	dreadlock whip	12
	dried face	59
	dripping meat crossbow	2
	dripping meat staff	2
	dripping meat sword	1
	Drowsy Sword	29
	drum machine	140
	dry martini	1
	dry noodles	2,560
	dry vodka martini	11
	drywall axe	128
	dubious peppermint	1
	ducha de oro	4
	duck-on-a-string	57
	duct tape	320
	duct tape buckler	1
	duct tape dockers	1
	duct tape fedora	1
	duct tape shirt	1
	duct tape sword	1
	duct tape wallet	1
	dueling banjo	1
	dueling turtle	2
	dull fish scale	142
	dungeoneer's dungarees	782
	dusty animal cranium	2
	dusty animal jawbone	1
	dusty animal pelvis	3
	dusty animal skull	1
	dusty bottle of Marsala	318
	dusty bottle of Merlot	525
	dusty bottle of Muscat	345
	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	453
	dusty bottle of Port	482
	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	285
	dusty Crimbo crate	11
	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	2
	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty first caudal vertebra	17
	dusty first cervical vertebra	1
	dusty first lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty first thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	1
	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	2
	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty left clavicle	1
	dusty left eighth rib	1
	dusty left eleventh rib	1
	dusty left femur	1
	dusty left fibula	1
	dusty left fifth rib	5
	dusty left first front claw	3
	dusty left first rear claw	1
	dusty left first rib	1
	dusty left fourth front claw	1
	dusty left fourth rear claw	1
	dusty left fourth rib	2
	dusty left humerus	1
	dusty left kneecap	1
	dusty left ninth rib	1
	dusty left radius	1
	dusty left scapula	1
	dusty left second front claw	3
	dusty left second rear claw	2
	dusty left second rib	1
	dusty left seventh rib	1
	dusty left sixth rib	1
	dusty left tenth rib	2
	dusty left third front claw	1
	dusty left third rear claw	1
	dusty left third rib	1
	dusty left thumb	1
	dusty left tibia	1
	dusty left twelfth rib	2
	dusty left ulna	2
	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	3
	dusty right clavicle	1
	dusty right eighth rib	1
	dusty right eleventh rib	2
	dusty right femur	1
	dusty right fibula	1
	dusty right fifth rib	1
	dusty right first front claw	1
	dusty right first rear claw	1
	dusty right first rib	2
	dusty right fourth front claw	1
	dusty right fourth rear claw	1
	dusty right fourth rib	2
	dusty right humerus	1
	dusty right kneecap	2
	dusty right ninth rib	4
	dusty right radius	1
	dusty right scapula	1
	dusty right second front claw	1
	dusty right second rear claw	1
	dusty right second rib	1
	dusty right seventh rib	1
	dusty right sixth rib	1
	dusty right tenth rib	2
	dusty right third front claw	1
	dusty right third rear claw	1
	dusty right third rib	1
	dusty right thumb	1
	dusty right tibia	1
	dusty right twelfth rib	3
	dusty right ulna	1
	dusty sacral vertebrae	1
	dusty second caudal vertebra	3
	dusty second cervical vertebra	1
	dusty second lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty second thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	2
	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	1
	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	2
	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	1
	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty third caudal vertebra	1
	dusty third cervical vertebra	1
	dusty third lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty third thoracic vertebra	2
	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	1
	dwarf bread	42
	dwarvish magazine	7
	dwarvish war helmet	1
	dwarvish war kilt	1
	dwarvish war mattock	1
	Dyspepsi grenade	222
	Dyspepsi-Cola	490
	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	27
	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	26
	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	26
	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	30
	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	8
	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
	Earring of Fire	1
	easter egg balloon	88
	Eau de Guaneau	19
	eel battery	1
	eel sauce	3
	eel skin	2
	eelskin hat	3
	eelskin pants	1
	eelskin shield	1
	effervescent potion	144
	effluvious emerald	1
	eggbeater	2
	eggnog	58
	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
	El Vibrato drone	1
	El Vibrato energy spear	1
	El Vibrato helmet	2
	El Vibrato leg guards	1
	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
	El Vibrato power sphere	3
	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	4
	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	20
	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	25
	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	5
	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	2
	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	5
	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	27
	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	17
	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	3
	El Vibrato translator	1
	El Vibrato trapezoid	1
	Elder Turtle Shell	4
	elephant stinger	6
	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	54
	Elfin shortbread	11
	Elmley shades	41
	Elron's Explosive Etude	2
	*elven limbos* gingerbread**	11
	elven cellocello	75
	elven moonshine	9
	elven socks	4
	elven suicide capsule	64
	elven whittling knife	1
	Elvish delight	1
	Elvish sunglasses	1
	empty agua de vida bottle	21
	empty blowgun	11
	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	90
	empty meat tank	49
	enchanted barbell	25
	enchanted bean	2
	enchanted bean burrito	20
	enchanted brass knuckles	11
	enchanted eyepatch	2
	enchanted handwarmer	1
	enchanted leopard-print barbell	2
	enchanted toothpick	25
	enchantlers	1
	encoder ring	1
	energy drink IV	325
	ennui-flavored potato chips	651
	enormous belt buckle	129
	enormous hoop earring	9
	Ent cider	86
	epic wad	1
	escargotsicle	1
	especially salty dog	58
	essential soy	1
	Everlasting Deckswabber	3
	evil golden arch	283
	evil golden arches	15
	evil googly eye	2
	evil teddy bear	51
	evil teddy bear sewing kit	1
	evil-ass club	1
	exactly-three-shaped box	1
	exotic orchid	17
	expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
	expired can of franks 'n' beans	1
	exploding hacky-sack	8
	explosion-flavored chewing gum	3
	extra-fancy ring setting	15
	extra-greasy slider	23
	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
	extra-potent gremlin mutagen	1
	extra-spicy bloody mary	54
	extra-strength rubber bands	1
	extra-strength strongness elixir	11
	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	2
	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
	eXtreme meat staff	1
	eXtreme meat sword	2
	eXtreme mittens	110
	eXtreme nose ring	2
	eXtreme scarf	21
	eye 'n' horn shampoo	2
	eye of newt	25
	eye of the Tiger-lily	5
	eye-pod	8
	eyedrops of newt	5
	eyedrops of the ermine	5
	eyedrops of the ocelot	1
	eyepatch	223
	f3d0r4	365
	facehugging alien	25
	facsimile dictionary	88
	fairy gravy boat	16
	fake blood	3
	fake fake vomit	2
	fake hand	1
	fake plastic grass	18
	false eyelashes	17
	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
	fancy ball mask	1
	fancy bath salts	460
	fancy beef jerky	1
	fancy but probably evil chocolate	20
	fancy canapés	1
	fancy chocolate	17
	fancy chocolate car	7
	fancy dress ball	113
	fancy opera glasses	5
	fancy schmancy cheese sauce	2
	fancy seashell necklace	21
	fat stacks of cash	50
	fat wallet	2
	felt	11
	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	57
	fermenting powder	1
	ferret bait	191
	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
	fertilized ghuol egg	6
	festive holiday hat	3
	festive sausage	4
	fetid feather	118
	fettucini Inconnu	15
	Feynman gate	36
	fez of etymology	5
	figurine of a charred seal	2
	figurine of a cold seal	38
	figurine of a cute baby seal	1
	figurine of a shadowy seal	2
	figurine of a sleek seal	1
	figurine of a slippery seal	2
	figurine of a stinking seal	6
	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	3
	figurine of an ancient seal	4
	figurine of an armored seal	2
	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	61
	filigreed hamethyst earring	1
	filigreed hamethyst necklace	1
	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
	filth-encrusted futon	34
	filthy corduroys	62
	filthy hippy poncho	8
	filthy knitted dread sack	53
	filthy lucre	26
	filthy pestle	24
	filthy poultice	56
	fin-bit wax	1
	fine wine	5
	finger cymbals	2
	fire	10
	fire flower	1
	fire poi	138
	fish bazooka	7
	fish scimitar	3
	fish stick	1
	fish-liver oil	342
	fishy fish	2
	fishy fish casserole	1
	fishy fish lasagna	1
	fishy wand	1
	fixed-gear bicycle	1
	fizzy potion	294
	flamin' bindle	17
	flaming cardboard sword	1
	flaming crutch	129
	flaming feather	180
	flaming glowsticks	7
	flaming mushroom	24
	flaming mushroom wine	17
	flaming pink shirt	1
	flaming talons	207
	flamingo mallet	1
	flange	15
	flaregun	511
	flashing novelty button	3
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	flask of hamethyst juice	6
	flask of porquoise juice	1
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	flat mushroom wine	1
	flavored foot massage oil	350
	flirtatious feather	127
	floaty gravel	1
	floaty inverse geode	3
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	floaty rock	2
	floaty rock helmet	1
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	floaty sand	10
	floaty stone sphere	1
	floorboard cruft	7
	floral print shirt	3
	flower petal pie	2
	flowing hippy skirt	27
	flute of flat champagne	131
	flypaper staff	1
	flytrap bezoar	2
	flytrap pellet	1
	foam dart	357
	foam noodle	6
	foggy glass globe	1
	foie gras	461
	foolscap fool's cap	40
	foon	9
	foon of fearfulness	1
	foon of fleshiness	1
	foon of foulness	1
	foon of frigidity	1
	foon of fulmination	1
	football helmet	1
	forest tears	8
	fortune cookie	3
	fossilized baboon skull	1
	fossilized bat skull	1
	fossilized demon skull	1
	fossilized limb	1
	fossilized serpent skull	1
	fossilized spike	1
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	fossilized torso	1
	fossilized wing	1
	fossilized wyrm skull	1
	Frat Army FGF	425
	frat brats	1
	frayed rope belt	13
	freezerburned ice cube	3
	freezin' bindle	10
	French slippers	1
	fricasseed brains	23
	frightful feather	137
	frigid air mattress	6
	frigid hankyū	28
	frigid mote	4
	frigid ninja stars	1,302
	frigid-ass club	1
	frilly shirt	3
	frilly skirt	49
	Frogade	1
	Frost™ brand sword	1
	frost-rimed seal hide	1
	frostbite-flavored Hob-O	6
	Frosty's arm	1
	Frosty's carrot	1
	Frosty's frosty mug	33
	Frosty's iceball	1
	Frosty's nailbat	1
	Frosty's old silk hat	2
	Frosty's snowball sack	2
	frozen banquet	26
	frozen feather	167
	frozen Mob Penguin	8
	frozen mushroom	32
	frozen nunchaku	156
	frozen seal spine	2
	fruit basket	19
	fruit bowl	5
	fruitcake	81
	fruitfilm	1
	fruity girl swill	2
	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	13
	full meat tank	1
	fumble formula	1
	funky brass fez	1
	funky dried mushroom	170
	furniture dolly	73
	furry fur	12,959
	furry green earmuffs	1
	furry green turtle	1
	furry kilt	1
	furry pants	22
	furry skirt	1
	fustulent seal grulch	2
	fuzzbump	1
	fuzzy dice	6
	ga-ga radio	77
	Gaia beads	181
	ganger bandana	1
	garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	31
	garish pinky ring	11
	gas balloon	188
	gator skin	196
	gatorskin umbrella	3
	gauze garter	306
	gauze hammock	1
	gauze shorts	1
	gazing shoes	1
	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
	gearbox necklace	2
	Genalen™ Bottle	1
	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	4
	ghost cucumber	2,786
	ghost pickle on a stick	8
	ghostly pickling solution	1
	ghuol ears	253
	ghuol egg	374
	ghuol egg quiche	50
	ghuol guolash	273
	ghuol-ear kabob	1
	giant book of ancient carols	1
	giant cactus quill	53
	giant cheesestick	1
	giant designer sunglasses	10
	giant discarded bottlecap	29
	giant discarded plastic fork	107
	giant discarded torn-up glove	32
	giant driftwood sculpture	2
	giant fishhook	1
	giant foam finger	313
	giant glass of brandy	2
	giant moxie weed	31
	giant needle	9,316
	giant pinky ring	121
	giant stuffed bugbear	1
	gibson	1
	gift-a-pult	1
	gilded ancient cursed chest	5
	gilded ancient cursed key	1
	gilded lily	1
	gill rings	1
	gimlet	1
	gin and tonic	1
	gingerbread bugbear	80
	gingerbread horror	8
	gingerbread house	1
	gingerbread mutant bugbear	9
	gingham blouse	1
	glacial sapphire	1
	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	13
	glass gnoll eye	2
	glass of baboon milk	54
	glass of goat's milk	244
	glimmering buzzard feather	6
	glimmering great tit feather	7
	glimmering penguin feather	10
	glimmering phoenix feather	7
	glimmering raven feather	1
	glimmering roc feather	4
	glistening fish meat	7
	glistening staff	2
	glittery mascara	10
	glob of green slime	38
	globe of Deep Sauce	3
	gloomy black mushroom	14
	gloomy mushroom wine	1
	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
	glowing El Vibrato drone	1
	glowing esca	1
	glowing red eye	182
	glowing syringe	1
	gnashing teeth	6
	gnat lasagna	1
	gnatloaf	28
	gnatloaf casserole	20
	gnatwing	69
	gnatwing earring	1
	gnauga hide	95
	gnauga hide buckler	4
	gnauga hide chaps	3
	gnauga hide kilt	2
	gnauga hide skirt	1
	gnauga hide vest	1
	gnauga hide whip	3
	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	32
	gnoll lips	46
	gnoll teeth	64
	gnoll-tooth necklace	2
	Gnollish autoplunger	2
	Gnollish casserole dish	3
	Gnollish flyswatter	38
	Gnollish pie server	26
	Gnollish pie tin	36
	Gnollish plunger	48
	Gnollish slotted spoon	30
	Gnollish toolbox	164
	Gnomish toolbox	1
	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
	goat	3
	goat beard	169
	goat cheese	485
	goat cheese pizza	276
	goat cheese taco	1
	goatskin umbrella	26
	gob of wet hair	516
	goblin autoblowgun	20
	goblin hunting spear	16
	gold lamé pants	8
	golden plastic oyster egg	11
	golden ring	80
	golden twig	2
	Good 'n' Slimy	1
	Goodfella contract	47
	goofily-plumed helmet	1
	googly eye	14
	Gordon Bennett	26
	goth kid t-shirt	74
	goulauncher	1
	gr8ps	45
	grapefruit	360
	grapes	521
	grass blade	3
	grass hat	3
	grass skirt	3
	grass whistle	1
	grassy cutlass	12
	Grateful Undead T-shirt	8
	grave robbing shovel	19
	gray bow tie	11
	grease gun	6
	green balloon	2
	green beer	2
	green candy heart	210
	green candygram	1
	green clay bead	1
	Green Clover of Justice	3
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	green peawee marble	2
	green pixel	693
	green pixel potion	7
	green pixie spog	1
	green smoke bomb	18
	green snowcone	160
	green traffic cone	1
	green-frosted astral cupcake	1
	gremlin juice	38
	gremlin mutagen	4
	grinning turtle	1
	grog	16
	groovy prism necklace	4
	grouchy restless spirit	285
	grouper fangirl	1
	groupie bra	2
	groupie lipstick	6
	groupie spangles	4
	grue egg	112
	grue egg omelette	1
	grumpy old man charrrm	43
	grumpy old man charrrm bracelet	1
	grungy bandana	25
	grungy flannel shirt	3
	guano coffee cup	9
	guard turtle collar	1
	guard turtle shell	1
	guitar pick	45
	Gummi-DNA	2
	Gummi-Gnauga	17
	gun cleaning kit	1
	guy made of bee pollen	4
	gyroscope	7
	haiku katana	1
	hair of the fish	1
	hair spray	132
	hairy staff	1
	half-height unicycle	1
	half-orchid	8
	half-rotten brain	50
	half-sized guitar	17
	halfberd	13
	halibut	1
	hamethyst	25
	hamethyst bracelet	5
	hamethyst earring	1
	hamethyst necklace	3
	hamethyst ring	1
	hand grenegg	10
	handful of bees	1
	handful of confetti	29
	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	3
	handful of drink tickets	2
	handful of hand chalk	327
	handful of Laughing Willow bark	3
	handful of moss	145
	handful of nuts and berries	16
	handful of pine needles	41
	handful of sand	157
	handful of sawdust	144
	handful of walnuts	43
	handmade hobby horse	1
	handsomeness potion	26
	happiness	37
	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	2
	hardened slime belt	1
	hardened slime hat	1
	hardened slime pants	1
	hardware upgrade	9
	harem girl t-shirt	26
	Hatorade	4
	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	20
	headhunter necktie	13
	heart necklace	5
	heart of rock and roll	1
	heart of the volcano	1
	heart-shaped balloon	18
	heavy D	12,911
	heavy hot sauce	2
	heavy metal sonata	4
	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	4
	heavy necklace chain	1
	hedgeturtle	1
	Hell broth	1
	Hell ramen	24
	hellion cube	204
	hellseal claw	113
	hellseal whisker	112
	helm of the white knight	1
	helmet recipe	4
	helmet turtle	395
	hemp net	1
	hemp string	139
	henna face paint	21
	henna tattoo	75
	herb brownies	340
	herbal stuffing	76
	herbs	110
	hermit permit	25
	herringcello	56
	high-pressure seltzer bottle	4
	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	3
	hill of beans	414
	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	12
	hippo skin buckler	4
	hippo whip	2
	hippopotamus kilt	1
	hippopotamus pants	3
	hippopotamus skin	1
	hippopotamus skirt	1
	hipposkin poncho	2
	Hippy Army MPE	573
	hippy bongo	1
	hippy herbal tea	15
	hippy medical kit	277
	hippy protest button	147
	hobo code binder	1
	hobo dungarees	1
	hobo fortress blueprints	2
	hobo monkey	1
	hobo nickel	1,777
	hobo stogie	1
	Hodgman's almanac	1
	Hodgman's blanket	11
	Hodgman's bow tie	3
	Hodgman's cane	2
	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
	Hodgman's harmonica	3
	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	4
	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	2
	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	2
	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	2
	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
	Hodgman's metal detector	1
	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
	Hodgman's varcolac paw	2
	holiday cheese log	4
	homeopathic healing powder	1
	honey-dew	1
	honey-dipped locust	10
	hopping socks	2
	horizontal tango	11
	hors d'oeuvre tray	27
	hot and sour sauce	1
	hot buttered roll	5
	hot cross bow	1
	hot date	126
	hot hi mein	1
	hot katana blade	321
	hot nuggets	265
	hot pink lipstick	36
	hot powder	90
	hot stuffing	2
	hot wad	70
	hot wing	1,469
	hot-ass club	2
	house of twigs and spit	1
	hovering sombrero	6
	huge pumpkin	1
	huge spoon	26
	humming El Vibrato drone	1
	hyperbolic plasma focuser	4
	hyperinflated seal lung	2
	hypodermic needle	14
	ice sickle	1
	ice skate decoy	1
	ice skate doll	1
	ice stein	3
	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
	ice-cold fotie	92
	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	566
	ice-cold six-pack	73
	ice-cold Willer	182
	iced-out bling	2
	icicle katana	1
	icy katana hilt	228
	icy mushroom wine	10
	icy-hot katana	19
	iGoogly	21
	Iiti Kitty phone charm	56
	imbued seal-blubber candle	1
	imitation crab crate	2
	imitation crab meat	128
	imitation crab zoea	1
	imitation whetstone	3
	immense cyborg hand	5
	Imp Ale	2,385
	incense bath ball	4
	incredibly creepy marionette	5
	infernal fife	7
	infernal insoles	325
	infernal toilet brush	2
	inflatable duck	12
	ingot of seal-iron	1
	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	3
	ink bladder	9
	inkwell	825
	Inndya trading card	1
	insane tophat	1
	insanely spicy bean burrito	37
	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	76
	insanely spicy jumping bean burrito	3
	Instant Karma	1
	interesting-looking twig	5
	invisible bag	7
	ion grid	43
	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	215
	irate sombrero	30
	Iron Beta of Industry	1
	iron pasta spoon	9
	ironic battle spoon	1
	ironic jogging shorts	1
	ironic knit cap	1
	ironic moustache	1
	ironic oversized sunglasses	1
	irradiated candy cane	7
	irradiated pet snacks	1
	jabañero pepper	2
	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	59
	jack flapper	4
	Jack-in-the-box	2
	jamfish jam	1
	jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	1
	jar of anniversary jam	1
	jar of fermented pickle juice	26
	jar of squeeze	13
	jar of swamp gas	21
	Jarlsberg's earring	12
	Jarlsberg's key lime	2
	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
	jawbruiser	9
	Jawmaster 2000™	1
	jazz soap	2
	jellyfish gel	2
	jet bennie marble	5
	jewel-eyed wizard hat	1
	jewelry-making pliers	7
	jingle bell	1
	Jolly Roger charrrm	129
	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	76
	joybuzzer	2
	jug of baconstone juice	1
	jug of Gnomochloric acid	1
	jug of hamethyst juice	1
	jug of porquoise juice	1
	jug-o-magicalness	19
	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	101
	jumbo olive	34
	jumping bean burrito	5
	jumping bean taco	1
	jungle drum	22
	Junior Adventurer's merit badge	1
	juniper berries	23
	kamicorpse-ee	3
	keg shield	172
	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
	Kentucky-style derby	1
	ketchup	11
	ketchup hound	53
	Kevlar balloon	1
	kick-ass kicks	216
	kickback cookbook	11
	killer rag doll	2
	killing feather	140
	king cookie	1
	Kiss the Knob apron	1
	Kissin' Cousins	9
	kite	98
	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
	kiwi	40
	kneecapping stick	22
	knob bugle	7
	Knob Goblin elite helm	75
	Knob Goblin elite pants	106
	Knob Goblin elite polearm	89
	Knob Goblin elite shirt	127
	Knob Goblin eyedrops	60
	Knob Goblin firecracker	111
	Knob Goblin harem pants	139
	Knob Goblin harem veil	55
	Knob Goblin learning pill	2
	Knob Goblin love potion	486
	Knob Goblin lunchbox	3
	Knob Goblin melon baller	22
	Knob Goblin nasal spray	52
	Knob Goblin pants	97
	Knob Goblin perfume	77
	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	34
	Knob Goblin scimitar	79
	Knob Goblin seltzer	222
	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
	Knob Goblin spatula	72
	Knob Goblin steroids	254
	Knob Goblin stink bomb	4
	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
	Knob Goblin tongs	83
	Knob Goblin Uberpants	8
	Knob Goblin visor	76
	knob ka-bobs	1
	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	8
	Knob lo mein	5
	Knob mushroom	37
	knob mushroom wine	1
	Knob pasty	1
	Knob sausage	1,117
	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
	Knob shroomkabob	1
	Knob stir-fry	1
	Knob stroganoff	2
	Knob stuffed shells	1
	knobby helmet turtle	1
	knobby kneepads	1
	Knoll lo mein	1
	Knoll mushroom	173
	knoll mushroom wine	1
	Knoll shroomkabob	27
	Knoll stir-fry	1
	knuckle sandwich	19
	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
	kumquat	5
	ladle of mystery	4
	large box	105
	large cocoa eggshell fragment	819
	LARP membership card	1
	laser-broiled pear	13
	lavender candy heart	448
	lavender candygram	1
	lavender paisley oyster egg	1,377
	lavender plastic oyster egg	1,506
	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	674
	lavender striped oyster egg	766
	lawn dart	6
	lead necklace	233
	lead yo-yo	6
	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
	leaf	2
	leaf of grass	1
	leaflet	71
	leather chaps	72
	leather mask	107
	leathery bat skin	211
	leathery cat skin	202
	leathery rat skin	47
	LED block	1
	left half of a heart necklace	1
	left-handed melodica	1
	leftover Crimbo rations	1
	leftovers of indeterminate origin	33
	lemon	797
	lemon meringue pie	26
	lemonade marble	4
	length of string	11
	leotarrrd	69
	leprechaun hatchling	15
	less-than-three-shaped box	1
	lesser grodulated violet	8
	Let Me Be!	24
	letterman's jacket	2
	lewd playing card	11
	libation of liveliness	9
	library card	1
	licorice garrote	6
	lifeless meat doll	1
	lihc eye	375
	lihc eye pie	68
	lihc face	130
	limburger biker boots	6
	lime	137
	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	62
	line	779
	linoleum crossbow	20
	linoleum crossbow string	2
	linoleum helmet turtle	1
	linoleum meat stack	4
	linoleum ore	1
	linoleum staff	21
	linoleum stick	2
	linoleum sword	20
	linoleum sword hilt	2
	lint	1
	lion oil	11
	little paper umbrella	983
	little round pebble	2
	live lobster	1
	live nautical mine	6
	live wire	4
	llama lama gong	22
	loaded serum blowgun	16
	loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	1
	Lockenstock™ sandals	218
	logic synthesizer	59
	long pork	56
	long pork casserole	14
	long pork chop sandwiches	2
	long pork lasagna	1
	long skinny balloon	94
	long-stemmed rose	1
	longhaired hippy wig	4
	loose teeth	785
	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	165
	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	29
	los chinos	6
	lotion of coldness	3
	lotion of hotness	3
	lotion of sleaziness	6
	lotion of spookiness	12
	lotion of stench	5
	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	362
	love song of disturbing obsession	104
	love song of icy revenge	261
	love song of naughty innuendo	237
	love song of smoldering passion	215
	love song of sugary cuteness	147
	love song of vague ambiguity	232
	lovecat tail	2
	lowercase N	547
	lucky ball-and-chain	2
	lucky bottlecap	6
	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
	lucky lighter	1
	lucky rabbit's foot	24
	Lucky Surprise Egg	18
	lumbering jack	1
	lump of coal	8
	lump of diamond	1
	lump of Saccharine Maple sap	1
	lupine sword	43
	LWA ring	1
	lychee chuhai	3
	M-242	12
	Mace of the Tortoise	3
	mad scientist's sock monkey	6
	Mad Train wine	445
	Mae West	2
	Mae West with a fly in it	1
	mafia aria	57
	magic dragonfish fry	1
	magic lamp	1
	magic whistle	6
	magical ice cube with a fly in it	5
	magical ice cubes	1,149
	magical mystery juice	8
	magicalness-in-a-can	69
	magilaser blastercannon	49
	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	26
	magnetic field	1
	magnifying glass	14
	maid head	1
	maiden wig	65
	makeshift cape	2
	makeshift crane	1
	makeshift skirt	1
	makeshift turban	1
	mandarina colada	2
	mandarina colada with a fly in it	1
	Manetwich	75
	manly bloomers	27
	mannequin leg	1
	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	2
	many-eyed glasses	27
	maple leaf	2
	maple syrup	22
	margarita	45
	mariachi G-string	46
	mariachi pants	208
	mariachi toothpaste	1
	marinara jug	1
	marine aquamarine	1
	Mariner's Friend cough drops	3
	marionette	7
	marionette collective	1
	Marquis de Poivre soda	100
	marshmallow	64
	martini	1
	marzipan skull	176
	mass of wriggling tentacles	1
	massive sitar	2
	mauve paisley oyster egg	705
	mauve plastic oyster egg	2,020
	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1,413
	mauve striped oyster egg	1,282
	Maxing, Relaxing	9
	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	36
	Mayflower bouquet	1
	mayfly bait necklace	1
	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	24
	meat cowboy hat	1
	Meat detector	10
	meat engine	33
	meat face	1
	meat from yesterday	31
	meat golem	3
	Meat maid	1
	Meat maid body	1
	meat paste	700
	meat shield	1
	meat stack	572
	meat vortex	731
	meatcar model	7
	meatloaf helmet	1
	meatsmithing guide	1
	meatspout staff	2
	meaty helmet turtle	7
	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	145
	medium slimy cyst	1
	megatofu	56
	Meleegra™ pills	64
	melon-infused sake	1
	melted Jell-o shot	22
	memory of a C	23
	memory of a CA base pair	1
	memory of a CG base pair	1
	memory of a CT base pair	1
	memory of a G	6
	memory of a GT base pair	3
	memory of a T	4
	memory of an A	2
	memory of an AG base pair	7
	memory of an AT base pair	11
	memory of some delicious amino acids	3
	menorette	1
	menudo	1
	menudo ravioli	2
	Mer-kin breastplate	1
	Mer-kin digpick	12
	Mer-kin fastjuice	3
	Mer-kin foodbucket	15
	Mer-kin healscroll	9
	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
	Mer-kin hookspear	7
	Mer-kin killscroll	54
	Mer-kin pinkslip	2
	Mer-kin prayerbeads	16
	Mer-kin pressureglobe	7
	Mer-kin roundshield	5
	Mer-kin sneakmask	11
	Mer-kin takebag	6
	Mer-kin thingpouch	20
	mermaid's purse	1
	mesh cap	54
	metal mandible	1
	metallic A	976
	metallic foil bow	1
	metallic foil cat ears	1
	metallic foil radar dish	1
	metrognome	1
	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	65
	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	10,213
	midget clownfish	2
	milk of magnesium	11
	milky potion	313
	mimosette	1
	mind flayer corpse	239
	miner's helmet	57
	miner's pants	160
	mini-zeppelin	1
	miniature antlers	1
	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	1
	miniature castagnets	1
	miniature coffin	1
	miniature dormouse	1
	miniature espresso maker	1
	miniature Jacob's ladder	1
	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	1
	miniature tophat	1
	Miniborg beeper	2
	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
	Miniborg hiveminder	2
	Miniborg laser	2
	Miniborg stomper	2
	Miniborg strangler	2
	mint-condition magic wand	1
	misfit dolly	1
	misfit hobby horse	2
	misfit teddy bear	1
	misshapen animal skeleton	1
	missing wine	1
	mixed wildflower greens	2
	Mob Penguin cellular phone	40
	Mohawk wig	194
	moist sailor's cap	5
	mojo filter	3
	mole molé	2
	molotov cocktail cocktail	64
	Mon Tiki	1
	monkey wrench	76
	monomolecular yo-yo	44
	Monstar energy beverage	232
	monster bait	1
	monstrous monocle	1
	mood ring	1
	moonglasses	11
	Morbidda trading card	1
	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
	mostly rat-hide leggings	1
	mother's little helper	63
	mother's secret recipe	2
	motivational poster	1
	Mountain Stream soda	2
	moxie magnet	5
	moxie weed	224
	Mr. Accessory	1
	Mr. Balloon	1
	Mr. Joe's bangles	23
	Mr. Mediocrebar	387
	MSG	53
	muculent machete	3
	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
	mugcake	3
	mulled cider	1
	mullet wig	30
	mummy costume	138
	mummy mask	1
	mummy wrapping	506
	munchies pill	1
	murky potion	288
	mushroom fermenting solution	37
	mushroom pizza	115
	Mylar balloon	1
	mylar scout drone	28
	myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	1
	nanite-infested candy cane	219
	nanite-infested eggnog	12
	nanite-infested fruitcake	10
	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	14
	nanofiber cloth	2
	Nardz energy beverage	38
	nasty rat mask	1
	nasty-ass club	1
	natty blue ascot	4
	natural fennel soda	93
	navel ring of navel gazing	1
	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
	ND	180
	necklace chain	38
	Necrotelicomnicon	4
	Neuromancer	1
	neurostim pill	28
	New Cloaca-Cola	1
	Newbiesport™ tent	9
	NG	42
	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
	night-vision goggles	5
	ninja hot pants	54
	ninja mop	68
	ninja pirate zombie robot	1
	ninja pirate zombie robot head	1
	non-stick pugil stick	1
	Nose Ring of Putrescence	2
	not-a-pipe	1
	nothing-in-the-box	1
	nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
	Now and Earlier	16
	nurse's hat	2
	nutty organic salad	1
	obsidian dagger	28
	ocarina of space	27
	ocean motion	19
	octopus's spade	4
	odor extractor	1
	off-white paisley oyster egg	659
	off-white plastic oyster egg	2,026
	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	677
	off-white striped oyster egg	680
	office-supply crossbow	1
	oil of expertise	16
	oil of oiliness	2
	Oil of Parrrlay	54
	oil of slipperiness	31
	oil of stability	19
	oily golden mushroom	3
	oily mushroom wine	2
	ointment of the occult	127
	Ol' Scratch's ash can	2
	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
	Ol' Scratch's manacles	2
	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	2
	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	14
	Ol' Scratch's stove door	2
	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
	old coin purse	360
	old leather wallet	367
	old patched suit-pants	1
	old school flying disc	2
	old soft shoes	1
	old-fashioned	29
	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
	olive	210
	olive lo mein	5
	olive stir-fry	1
	one-winged stab bat	1
	onion shurikens	1
	oozenog	10
	opera mask	3
	orange	246
	orange and black Crimboween candy	12
	orange candy heart	554
	orange candygram	1
	orange peel hat	4
	orange snowcone	260
	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
	orange-frosted astral cupcake	2
	Orcish baseball cap	51
	Orcish cargo shorts	51
	Orcish frat-paddle	24
	Orcish meat locker	11
	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
	origami pasties	1
	original G	12,851
	oriole-feather headdress	5
	ornate ancient cursed chest	3
	ornate ancient cursed key	6
	Oscus's dumpster waders	3
	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
	Oscus's neverending soda	1
	Oscus's pelt	1
	out-of-tune biwa	48
	outrageous sombrero	1
	overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	2
	overclocked avian microprocessor	14
	overpriced "imported" beer	2
	oversized fish scaler	6
	oversized pipe	429
	oversized pizza cutter	153
	ovoid leather thing	1,702
	oyster basket	30
	oyster egg balloon	8
	pack of chewing gum	1
	pack of KWE trading card	10
	packet of beer nuts	2
	packet of tofurkey gravy	1
	padded tortoise	2
	PADL Phone	752
	pail	228
	painful penne pasta	1
	painted shield	1
	painted turtle	1
	pair of bolt cutters	8
	pair of ragged claws	1
	pair of twitching claws	1
	palm frond	180
	palm-frond capris	3
	palm-frond cloak	2
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	palm-frond net	1
	palm-frond toupee	9
	palm-frond whip	3
	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
	panhandle panhandling hat	63
	pants kit	110
	pants of the Slug Lord	23
	panty raider camouflage	44
	papaya	188
	papaya sling	9
	papaya slung	6
	papaya taco	35
	paper-plate-mail pants	1
	paperclip	5
	paperclip cape	1
	paperclip pants	1
	paperclip sproinger	1
	paperclip turban	1
	paperclip-on tie	1
	papotion of papower	1
	paranormal ricotta	1
	parasitic claw	1
	parasitic headgnawer	1
	parasitic strangleworm	1
	parasitic tentacles	1
	parisian cathouse	1
	party hat	1
	passable elf mask	13
	pasta spoon	165
	Pasta Spoon of Peril	4
	pat-a-cake pendant	5
	patchouli incense stick	177
	patchouli oil bomb	11
	patent antipsychotics	3
	patent leather shoes	16
	peace-sign necklace	1
	peach	70
	peach lozenge	20
	peach pie	1
	peanut brittle shield	1
	pear	60
	pear lozenge	4
	pear tart	1
	pebblebräu	1
	Pendant of Fire	1
	penguin focaccia bread	37
	penguin shorts	8
	penguin skin	64
	penguin skin buckler	1
	penguin thesaurus	11
	penguin whip	7
	penguin-smacking club	2
	penguinskin mini-kilt	1
	penguinskin mini-skirt	1
	pentacorn hat	1
	Penultimate Fantasy chest	997
	perforated battle paddle	362
	perfume of prejudice	24
	perpendicular hula	32
	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	1
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	personalized birthday cake	2
	personalized coffee mug	358
	pestoblade	1
	pet anemone	4
	pet rock	16
	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	1
	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	3
	petrified noodles	1
	petrified wood	177
	phat turquoise bead	65
	phat turquoise bracelet	6
	philter of phorce	11
	phonics down	344
	photoprotoneutron torpedo	551
	physiostim pill	55
	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	10
	pickle-flavored chewing gum	74
	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	3
	Piddles	63
	pie crust	31
	piece of after eight	1
	piece of wedding cake	24
	piercing post	48
	pig-iron helm	2
	pile of candy	134
	pile of dusty animal bones	105
	pile of gold coins	1
	pile of jumping beans	21
	pile of loose snow	1
	pimpin' meat hat	1
	pine tar	2
	Pine-Fresh air freshener	23
	pink candy heart	634
	pink candygram	1
	pink clay bead	9
	Pink Heart of Spirit	4
	pink pinkslip slip	1
	pink plastic baby	1
	pink pony	13
	pink-frosted astral cupcake	1
	pirate brochure	1
	pirate fledges	1
	pirate pamphlet	1
	pirate pelvis	95
	pirate shirt	36
	pirate skull	1
	pirate tract	1
	pirate zombie head	1
	pirate zombie robot head	1
	pitchfork	165
	pixel boomerang	4
	pixel hat	3
	pixel pants	3
	pixel shield	1
	pixel sword	6
	pixellated candy heart	37
	plain brown wrapper	1
	plain old beer	2
	plain pizza	320
	plastic bib	1
	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
	plastic guitar	29
	plastic passion fruit	2
	plastic pumpkin bucket	1
	plexiglass pith helmet	1
	plot hole	16,398
	plum	70
	plum lozenge	19
	plum wine	1
	plump juicy grub	11
	pocket theremin	1
	pocketwatch on a chain	7
	pointed stick	27
	pointy mushroom	20
	pointy mushroom wine	15
	Poison Oak trading card	1
	poison pen	9
	Polka Pop	2
	polka-dot bow tie	4
	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	3
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	potent potion of potency	11
	potion of potency	21
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	recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
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	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	2
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	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	2
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	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	5
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	tiny plastic disco bandit	3
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	tiny plastic G Imp	1
	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	6
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	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	3
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	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	8
	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
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	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	2
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	2
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	2
	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	2
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	tiny plastic levitating potato	5
	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	3
	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	2
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	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	2
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	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	2
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	tiny plastic The Man	1
	tiny plastic topiary golem	3
	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
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	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
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	WA	7
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	wumpus-hair wig	1
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	yak skin	8
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	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	2
	yellow brick road	15
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	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
	yellow paisley oyster egg	1,051
	yellow plastic hard hat	60
	yellow plastic oyster egg	3,027
	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	740
	yellow snowcone	4
	yellow striped oyster egg	1,080
	yellow traffic cone	2
	yeti fur	417
	yield shield	1
	yo	16
	yo-yo	229
	yohohoyo	59
	yummy death watch beetle	6
	Yummy Tummy bean	2,709
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	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	3