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Display Case for lopey (#387848)
This player is ranked #494 for Most Unique Items with a total of 1,912 items.

This player is a member of the clan Garden of Earthly Delights.

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lopey (#387848)
This player has 1,912 unique items and 62,289 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 4
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) 1
A. W. O. L. commendation 5
Abuela Crimbo's special magnet 1
adhesive tape dolly 1
Agent Corrigan's cigarette 1
Alice's Army Foil Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Foil Bowman 1
Alice's Army Foil Cleric 2
Alice's Army Foil Coward 2
Alice's Army Foil Dervish 1
Alice's Army Foil Guard 1
Alice's Army Foil Halberder 1
Alice's Army Foil Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Foil Horseman 1
Alice's Army Foil Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Foil Martyr 1
Alice's Army Foil Ninja 2
Alice's Army Foil Nurse 1
Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Foil Sniper 1
Alice's Army Foil Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Foil Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Foil Wallman 1
alien autoautopsy kit 3
alien force field disruptor bean 10
alien hologram projector 1
alien protein powder 2
alien source code printout 3
alien source code printout (used) 1
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig 1
all-year sucker 1
ammonite candy mold 3
ammonite fossil 7
ancient calendar fragment 6
ancient Elf dessert spoon 1
Ancient Saucehelm 3
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 15
Angelhair Culottes 1
Angry Farmer candy 79
anniversary balloon 100
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary pewter cape 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 1
antique greaves 72
antique hand mirror 12
antique nutcracker beard 1
antique nutcracker boots 1
antique nutcracker cape 1
antique nutcracker drumstick 1
antique nutcracker epaulets 1
antique nutcracker hat 1
antique nutcracker pants 1
antique nutcracker sword 1
antique nutcracker waistcoat 1
antique painting of a landscape 1
antique pair of blue jeans 2
antique souvenir drawing 2
Argarggagarg's fang 2
arrow'd heart balloon 1
Arrrmetia trading card 1
artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice 152
Asleep in the Cemetery 2
aspirin 3
Ass-Stompers of Violence 1
assassin's cheese knife 4
astronaut pants 1
Atomic Comic 2
atomic vector plotter 1
augmented-reality shades 2
Ax of L'rose 1
bacon bath ball 2
bag of bones 3
bag of GORF 454
bag of GORP 455
bag of lard 4
bag of QWOP 171
bag of random words 4
bag of W&Ws 72
baggie of regular-sized tardigrades 1
ball 2
ball-in-a-cup 1
ballpark hot daub 1
baloney rotgut 4
banana-frosted king cake 2
bananagate 1
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 1
Bangyomaman battle juice 1
baobab sap 1
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
barnacle-encrusted sweater 2
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 12
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 5
Barulio's bottle 3
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
batarang 3
bath ball gift set 4
beaten-up Chucks 1
beautiful rainbow 1
bed of coals 1
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 3
belemnite fossil 10
Belt of Howling Anger 1
berries of suffering 6
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 4
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 3
BGE merchandise order form 9
BGE pocket calendar 3
BGE shotglass 24
BGE temporary tattoo 2
BGE tiny plastic toy 1
bi-lateral logic compressor 1
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 7
Big Candy's tophat 1
big glob of skin 1
bindlestocking 23
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bite-me-red lipstick 87
bitter bowtie 1
bitter pill 1
BittyCar HotCar 1
BittyCar MeatCar 1
BittyCar SoulCar 1
Bjorn's Hammer 1
Black Angus blackburger 1
black brandy 1
black friar's tonsure 145
black magic powder 164
black paisley oyster egg 2
black plastic oyster egg 1
black polka-dot oyster egg 2
black spot 8
black striped oyster egg 1
black-and-blue light 225
blackberry combat boots 1
blank diary 1
blank fudge mold 39
blind-packed capsule toy 40
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 120
Bling of the New Wave 1
Blizzards I Have Died In 1
blob of acid 26
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 7
blood flower 3
blood kiwi 1
Blood Light 24
blue glowstick 2
blue oyster badge 74
blue paisley oyster egg 2
blue plasma ball 751
blue plastic oyster egg 1
blue polka-dot oyster egg 1
blue raspberry troll doll 1
blue striped oyster egg 3
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
bone and arrows 1
bone aperitif 7
bone chips 26
bone crusher 1
bone meal 6
bone spurs 1
Bone's Farm "wine" 6
boneana hammock 1
bonedanna 2
bonerang 1
Bonerdagon necklace 1
boning knife 1
book of facts (dog-eared) 1
BOOterfinger 1
borg sock monkey 1
bottle of bubbles 21
bottle of cooking sherry 150
bottle of fire 363
bottle of Goldschnöckered 1
bottle of Mystic Shell 1
bottle of pirate juice 2
bottle of Red-Out 4
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bounty-hunting pants 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 1
bow staff 1
bowl of fishysoisse 1
bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ 2
bowlegged pants 1
bowler 1
box of bear arms 1
box of Dweebs 78
box of Gratitude chocolates 3
box of sunshine 804
boxing glove 13
boxing-glove-in-a-box 1
BRAINS shorts 5
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 1
Brand of Violence 1
breaded beer 2
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 4
brick 148
BRICKO gargantuchicken 1
BRICKO pyramid 1
BRICKO stud 1
brigand brittle 1,235
brine 129
briny vinegar 1
bronze handcuffs 1
bronze polish 3
brown pirate pants 1
brown pixel 1
Bruno's blessing of Mars 12
bubble-wrap simulator 1
bubblin' chemistry solution 3
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of fish juice 18
bucket of honey 61
buckler buckle 1
buckyball 1
Bulky Buddy Box 1
bull blubber 9
bundle of "fragrant" herbs 1
bunny liver 22
burst hellseal brain 1
Burt's blessing of Bacchus 13
bus pass 3
button rouge 160
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 7
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. knife 11
C.H.U.M. lantern 1
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 2
calavera concertina 1
can of CRIMBCOLA 3
can of drain cleaner 4
can of fake snow 1
can of Red Minotaur 32
can of spinach 1
can of V-11 1
Can-Can skirt 1
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 45
candied bolts 3
candied lime 1
candied nuts 7
candied yams 42
candy cane 103
candy cornucopia 1
candy kneecapping stick 3
candy knuckles 3
candy stake 1
cane-mail pants 1
cane-mail shirt 1
cannonbomb 54
capacitor relay 7
carbon nanotube frame 4
card sleeve 1
carton of gaspers 2
Celsius 233 (singed) 1
cement sandals 1
censored can label 4
Cerebral Cloche 1
Cerebral Crossbow 2
Cerebral Culottes 1
chainsaw chain 1
chakra malt 1
chakra sludge 67
chakra-mental wine 1
Chalice of the Malkovich Prince 1
chamoisole 1
cheap cigar butt 5
cheap elven gloves 2
cheap plastic bottle opener 2
chest of "pirate gold" 1
Chester's Aquarius medallion 1
Chester's bag of candy 2
Chester's cutoffs 1
Chester's moustache 1
Chester's muscle shirt 1
Chester's sunglasses 1
chintzy disco ball pendant 1
choco-Crimbot 3
Choco-Mint patty 15
chocolate cigar 14
chocolate filthy lucre 23
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 1
chocolate-frosted king cake 2
chunk of depleted Grimacite 1
chunk of rock salt 551
Cinco Mayo Lager 1
cinnamon troll doll 1
circle drum 1
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 1
Claw of the Infernal Seal 1
Cloaca Cola Polar 2
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 3
Cloak of Dire Shadows 1
clockwork bartender-in-the-box 2
clockwork chef-in-the-box 2
clockwork detective skull 1
clockwork hat 1
clockwork maid 2
clockwork pants 1
clockwork trench coat 1
clove-flavored lip balm 14
clumsiness bark 14
coal contact lenses 5
coarse hemp socks 1
Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) 1
Codpiece of the Goblin King 5
Coily™ 1
Colander of Em-er'il 1
collection of tiny spooky objects 13
colored-light "necklace" 1
comfy blanket 1
comfy coffin 2
comfy pillow 1
communal gobstopper 7
Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) 1
computronic processing unit 1
concentrated garbage juice 2
conjured ice cream 7
control crystal 1
cookie cookie 5
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 2
copper ha'penny charrrm 16
corrupted data 16
costume rental shop 9
Cracklin' Oat Bran 10
creepy nursery rhyme 62
crident 4
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 2
CRIMBCO lanyard 4
CRIMBCO mug 38
CRIMBCO scrip 30
CRIMBCO wine 4
CRIMBCOIDS mints 5
CRIMBCOLOAF 5
Crimbo candied pecan 22
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 48
Crimbo Credit 70
Crimbo dinner 1
Crimbo Factory surprise box 23
Crimbo fudge 20
Crimbo peppermint bark 20
Crimbo pie 14
Crimbo salad 7
Crimbo training manual 1
Crimbo ukulele 1
Crimbo wreath 1
Crimbomega drive chain 1
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbonium fuel rod 39
Crimbosmopolitan 1
Crimbot battery 109
Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision 2
Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping 2
Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency 2
Crimbot schematic: Big Head 27
Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher 5
Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter 2
Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder 4
Crimbot schematic: Crab Core 1
Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun 1
Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun 2
Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs 3
Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads 2
Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs 29
Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler 1
Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite 2
Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise 24
Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis 12
Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module 7
Crimbot schematic: Power Arm 41
Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head 1
Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker 7
Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun 26
Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet 11
Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis 37
Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet 1
Crimbuccaneer bombjacket 1
Crimbuccaneer captain's purse 9
Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) 1
Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) 2
Crimbuccaneer flotsam 385
Crimbuccaneer invasion map 5
Crimbuccaneer lantern 1
Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail 47
Crimbuccaneer nose ring 1
Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 918
Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack 1
Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso 48
Crimbuccaneer runebone 1
Crimbuccaneer shirt 37
Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss 1
Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate 4
Crimbuccaneer tavern swab 1
Crimbuccaneer war standard 1
Crimbuccaneer whale oil 54
crotchety pants 1
crumbling rat skull 3
crusty hula hoop 2
crystal belt buckle 1
crystal Crimbo goblet 1
crystal Crimbo platter 1
cube of ectoplasm 8
cup of hickory chicory 4
cursed scrunchie 3
cyborg doll 2
cylindrical mold 98
cymbal syrup 195
D roll 95
d10 2,459
d12 57
d20 2,159
d4 32
d6 2,424
d8 2,259
damp bar rag 1
dancing fan 163
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 1
Das Überkühlraum trading card 1
deadly lampshade 1
deck of lewd playing cards 1
deck of tropical cards 1
defective Game Grid token 1
delicious salad 10
Dennis's blessing of Minerva 13
depleted Grimacite hammer 1
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 1
designer handbag 13
detour shield 1
devilish folio 6
diabolical crossbow 1
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 11
dill 251
dinged-up triangle 1
dire fudgesicle 238
disbelief suspenders 3
disposable lighter 16
distilled fortified wine 6
Doc Clock's thyme cocktail 4
doll house 9
dollhive 1
donkey flipbook 1
double daisy 2
double-ice box 1
double-ice britches 1
double-ice cap 3
dragon snaps 51
Dreadsylvanian Almanac page 62
drop of water-37 126
Drowsy Sword 1
drum of tommy ammo 425
duck-on-a-string 1
duct tape sword 2
dusty bottle of Marsala 1
dusty bottle of Merlot 1
dusty bottle of Muscat 1
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 1
dusty bottle of Port 1
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 1
dwarvish war helmet 1
dwarvish war kilt 1
dwarvish war mattock 1
easter egg balloon 4
Ecto-Cooler 1
ectoplasm au jus 9
eerily silent box 1
eggnog 25
El Sombrero De Lopez 3
El Vibrato energy spear 1
El Vibrato helmet 1
El Vibrato leg guards 1
Elder Turtle Shell 1
eldritch dough 9
electric copperhead potion 160
electrical thingamabob 10
electronic dulcimer pants 1
elevenderizing hammer 1
elevennis shoes 1
elevent 1
Elf Army machine parts 26
Elf Guard broom 1
Elf Guard clipboard 2
Elf Guard commandeering gloves 6
Elf Guard eyedrops 30
Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts 1
Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion 1
Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping 1
Elf Guard fuel tank 1
Elf Guard hangover cure 1
Elf Guard honor present 1
Elf Guard insignia (general) 1
Elf Guard insignia (private) 1
Elf Guard mouthknife 1
Elf Guard MPC 348
Elf Guard officer's sidearm 1
Elf Guard patrol cap 1
Elf Guard payroll bag 1
Elf Guard red and white beret 1
Elf Guard safety bear 1
Elf Guard SCUBA tank 1
Elf Guard squirtgun 1
Elf Guard strategic map 2
Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo 1
Elf Guard tinsel grenade 22
Elf Guard war standard 1
elf ploughshare 1
Ellsbury's journal (used) 1
Ellsbury's skull 1
Elron's Explosive Etude 1
elven limbos gingerbread 2
elven cellocello 26
elven magi-pack 7
elven medi-pack 1
elven moonshine 4
elven socks 2
elven suicide capsule 28
elven tambourine 1
elven whittling knife 1
Elvish sunglasses 1
Elvish underarmor 1
embezzler's oil 1
En Una Fila Tequila 2
enchanted barbell 1
enchanted fire extinguisher 1
Enchanted Flyswatter 2
enchanted leopard-print barbell 5
enchanted muesli 144
Enchanted Plunger 1
enchantlers 1
essential tofu 1
evil googly eye 1
exclusive club 1
exotic parrot egg 1
expensive cigar 1
extra-greasy slider 4
extra-see-thru nightie 1
facehugging alien 1
faded green protest sign 1
faded red protest sign 1
fake blood 1
fake plastic grass 1
fancy black tie 1
fancy but probably evil chocolate 5
fancy chocolate 3
fancy chocolate car 7
fancy tophat 1
fancy tuxedo pants 1
Fantasma en la Máquina 20
FDKOL commendation 2,361
FDKOL fire hose 1
felt 6
festive holiday hat 1
festive sausage 2
Feynman gate 8
fez of etymology 3
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy 2
fiery wing 62
filet of The Fish 1
filth-encrusted futon 3
filthy armor 8
fire 9
fire axe 1
fireclutch 88
fireman's helmet 1
fistful of ashes 40
fitness wristband 2
Fitspiration™ poster 44
flamin' bindle 2
flapper floppers 1
flashing novelty button 2
flashy pirate dreadlocks 1
flask of mining oil 1
flask of rainwater 38
flask of tainted mining oil 135
flayed mind 26
floaty rock helmet 2
floaty rock necklace 2
floaty rock pants 2
floaty sand 5
fluid of fudge-finding 1
Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form 3
foam dart 312
foam noodle 1
foon 2
foot-long hot daub 1
forbidden sausage 3
foreign box 2
fossilized baboon skull 3
fossilized bat skull 4
fossilized demon skull 8
fossilized limb 100
fossilized necklace 1
fossilized serpent skull 8
fossilized spider skull 7
fossilized spike 52
fossilized spine 18
fossilized torso 64
fossilized wing 30
fossilized wyrm skull 8
free boots 1
freezin' bindle 3
frigid air mattress 1
frigid fudgepuck 10
Frosty's arm 1
Frosty's carrot 1
Frosty's iceball 1
Frosty's nailbat 1
Frosty's old silk hat 1
Frown Exerciser 1
frozen banquet 1
fruit-stuffed rumcake 1
fruitcake 3
Fu Manchu Wax 5
fudge bunny 1
Fudge Fiber Armor Plating 5
fudge lily 2
fudge pocket square 1
fudge spork 1
fudgecule 2,032
Fudgie Roll 1
funhouse mirror 1
funky eyepatch 25
future drug: Coolscaline 37
future drug: Muscularactum 36
future drug: Smartinex 37
Fuzzby 1
Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred 1
Galapagosian Cuisses 1
gamer slurry 1
garbage juice slurpee 13
Gauntlets of the Blood Moon 1
gauze shorts 1
Gearhead Goo 12
Genalen™ Bottle 3
ghost cucumber 226
ghost pickle on a stick 2
ghost protocol 2
ghost trap 6
ghostly body paint 10
giant candy cane 1
giant discarded plastic fork 1
giant green gummi bear 2
giant green gummi ingot 21
giant marshmallow 4
giant neckbeard 39
giant red gummi bear 1
giant red gummi ingot 22
giant tube of black lipstick 82
giant yellow gummi bear 1
giant yellow gummi ingot 22
gilt perfume bottle 4
gingerbread bugbear 79
gingerbread horror 3
gingerbread house 1
gingerbread mutant bugbear 6
gingerbread nylons 1
gingerbread pirate 1
gingerbread robot 4
glass of gnat milk 55
glass of warm milk 101
glow-in-the-dark wristwatch 1
glowing fungus 1
Gnollish Crossdress 1
Go-Wassail 30
gold toothbrush 52
golden ring 40
golden tattoo gun 2
good ash 1
googly eye 25
government cheese 57
government-issued night-vision goggles 10
grape troll doll 1
grass blade 1
grass hat 1
grass skirt 1
Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) 3
Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) 3
Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) 3
Greaves of the Murk Lord 1
green balloon 101
green candygram 2
Green Clover of Justice 2
green eggnog 1
green face paint 1
green gummi ingot 107
green peawee marble 2
green pill 2
green pixel 1,454
green traffic cone 1
grey cube 1
grimy lab coat 178
grog nuts 22
Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog 1
guitar pick 100
gummi ammonite 2
gummi belemnite 1
gummi bowtie 1
gummi canary 1
gummi salamander 20
gummi snake 11
gummi trilobite 2
Gummi-DNA 1
Gummi-Gnauga 4
gunwale 1
gunwale whalegun 1
guy made of bee pollen 1
gyroscope 1
haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis 5
haiku katana 1
half-empty carton of milk 2
hambrosier 1
hand of cards 1
handful of confetti 66
handful of drink tickets 80
handful of fire 10
handful of hand chalk 275
handful of numbers 5
handful of stubble 1
handful of walnuts 4
handmade hobby horse 2
handyman "hand soap" 6
hardened slime belt 3
hardened slime hat 2
hardened slime pants 2
Hat O' Nine Tails 1
haunted flame 2
Haunted Sorority House staff guide 7
hawkface potion 1
heart necklace 43
heart of dark chocolate 1
heart of the volcano 13
heart-shaped balloon 77
Heimandatz's heart 1
Helm of the Scream Emperor 1
herbal stuffing 43
herringcello 29
hideous egg 13
high-resistance ultrapolymer plating 1
hipposkin poncho 1
hippy protest button 35
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians 1
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) 1
hobo dungarees 1
hobo stogie 1
Hodgman's almanac 1
Hodgman's blanket 6
Hodgman's cane 1
Hodgman's garbage sticker 1
Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times 2
Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics 1
Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin 1
Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top 2
Hodgman's lucky sock 2
Hodgman's metal detector 1
Hodgman's porkpie hat 1
Hodgman's varcolac paw 1
holiday cheese log 1
holistic headache remedy 495
homeopathic mint tea 17
honeybritches 1
honeycap 1
hot daub bun 1
hot daub stand 1
hot mint schnocolate 14
How to Play Othello 1
huge bowl of candy 4
huge pumpkin 4
Hundred Headed IPA 1
hustler shades 11
hyperbolic plasma focuser 1
Iceberglar scarf 8
iced-out bling 1
icing poncho 1
icy hairspray 6
iGoogly 3
Iiti Kitty Gumdrop 32
Illuminati earpiece 1
immense cyborg hand 6
incredibly creepy marionette 1
infant sandworm 1
inflatable duck 1
infrablack lipstick 9
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 2
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) 1
Inner Strength 5
Inner Truth 2
Inner Wisdom 3
Instant Karma 17
Interview With You (a Vampire) 2
intriguing puzzle box 3
ion grid 6
ion-pulse modulation stabilizer 1
iron chain 1
iron torso box 1
irradiated candy cane 2
Jack-in-the-box 27
Jackass Plumber home game 1
Jamaican coffee 1
janglin' bones 147
jar full of wind 4
jar of anniversary jam 1
jar of fermented pickle juice 4
java cookie 2
jawbruiser 5
jazz soap 245
jazzy cigarette holder 18
jerky coins 22
jet bennie marble 1
jingle bell 1
jive turkey leg 16
Jocko Homo's head 5
joybuzzer 40
Kelflar vest 1
killer rag doll 1
killing feather 29
Kissin' Cousins 1
kite 8
knight cookie 1
Knob Goblin Mutagen 37
kobold kibble 21
KoL Con 8-Bit power bracelet 1
Krakrox's Loincloth 1
Kudzu slaw 8
kumquartz 1
L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate 15
La Fantasma y La Oscuridad 19
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 2
LARP membership card 1
Lars the Cyberian 3
laser-broiled pear 15
lavender paisley oyster egg 2
lavender plastic oyster egg 3
lavender polka-dot oyster egg 2
lavender striped oyster egg 4
lead yo-yo 1
leather aviator's cap 1
leather glove 10
leathery rat skin 313
LED block 1
leftover Crimbo rations 1
legitimate business on the beach 25
lemonade marble 2
length of string 5
Lens of Hatred 1
Leonard's glasses 1
Let Me Be! 1
Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil 1
licorice garrote 2
lime 261
line 792
liquid shifting time weirdness 93
little red .epub file 2
little red book 1
live wire 2
loaded serum blowgun 7
loaf of alien bread 2
loathing eagle baby-doll shirt 1
logic synthesizer 11
lollipop cufflinks 1
lollipop stick 385
long-stemmed rose 3
Lord Flameface's cloak 1
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 738
lovecat tail 2
lucky bottlecap 1
lump of coal 1
lump of diamond 8
lupine sword 4
lynyrd skinner toothblack 34
macaroni duck 1
mad scientist's sock monkey 1
Mae West with a fly in it 1
magnolia blossom 3
makeshift cape 1
makeshift skirt 1
makeshift turban 2
mandarina colada with a fly in it 1
Mansquito's blood 9
marionette 1
marionette collective 1
Mark I Steam-Hat 1
Mark II Steam-Hat 1
Mark III Steam-Hat 1
Mark IV Steam-Hat 1
Mark of the Skeleton 1
Mark of the Vampire 1
Mark V Steam-Hat 3
marshmallow flambé 3
Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery 1
mauve paisley oyster egg 3
mauve plastic oyster egg 4
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 4
mauve striped oyster egg 4
Maxing, Relaxing 2
Mayflower bouquet 1
Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince 1
Mer-kin rollpin 1
mercenary headband 22
Mesmereyes™ contact lenses 13
Microplushie: Bropane 41
Microplushie: Dorkonide 16
Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid 23
Microplushie: Fauxnerditide 10
Microplushie: Gothochondria 25
Microplushie: Hippylase 55
Microplushie: Hipsterine 5
Microplushie: Hobomosome 32
Microplushie: Otakulone 55
Microplushie: Raverdrine 29
Microplushie: Sororitrate 44
mime soul fragment 5
Mini-Crimbot crate 2
miniature antlers 1
Miniborg beeper 1
Miniborg hiveminder 1
Miniborg laser 3
Miniborg stomper 1
Miniborg strangler 1
mirrored aviator shades 2
misfit dolly 1
Miss Graves' vermouth 1
Missing Eye Simulation Device 1
missing wine 2
moist sailor's cap 1
molten brick 8
monomolecular yo-yo 2
Moonds 1
Mortimer's nostrum 4
motivational poster 4
Mr. Burnsger 1
Ms. Accessory 1
mulled cider 1
mummy costume 29
muscle oil 8
My First Paycheck envelope 1
mylar scout drone 2
myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball 1
nanite-infested candy cane 4
nanite-infested eggnog 6
nanite-infested fruitcake 2
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 3
nanofiber cloth 5
nasty-smelling moss 1
necrotizing body spray 34
negative lump 4,266
New Zealand iced tea 92
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 21
night-vision goggles 4
Nightstalker perfume 20
note from Clancy 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 8
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 3
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 3
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 5
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 4
Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence 1
novelty fruit hat 1
nuclear stockpile 1
nugget of Crimbonium 1
nut-shaped Crimbo cookie 2
obsidian dagger 1
off-white paisley oyster egg 1
off-white plastic oyster egg 8
off-white polka-dot oyster egg 3
off-white striped oyster egg 3
Ol' Scratch's ash can 1
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork 1
Ol' Scratch's manacles 1
Ol' Scratch's ol' britches 1
Ol' Scratch's salad fork 3
Ol' Scratch's stove door 1
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 1
one glove 9
oozenog 4
orange glowstick 1
orange leather lanyard 12
Orange Star of Sacrifice 6
Order of the Silver Wossname 3
Oscus's dumpster waders 1
Oscus's flypaper pants 1
Oscus's garbage can lid 1
Oscus's neverending soda 1
Oscus's pelt 1
Osk'r Chow 1
out-of-tune biwa 1
oyster basket 4
pack of KWE trading card 27
pack of pogs 49
packet of mayfly bait 1
packet of tofurkey gravy 4
page of the Necrohobocon 44
pail 64
pair of bolt cutters 5
pair of pearidot earrings 1
Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster 11
paperclip 10
paperclip cape 1
paperclip pants 1
paperclip turban 1
paperclip-on tie 1
parasitic claw 1
parasitic headgnawer 1
parasitic strangleworm 1
parasitic tentacles 1
party hat 1
passable elf mask 9
pat-a-cake pendant 1
patchouli incense stick 1
patchouli oil bomb 11
patent leather shoes 2
pearidot 2
pebblebräu 3
pegfinger 1
penguin focaccia bread 23
penguin thesaurus 1
peppermint crook 1
perl necklace 5
perpendicular guano 17
personal massager 122
personalized birthday cake 1
personalized coffee mug 740
pet anchor 2
petit 4.1 4
petit fortran 3
phish stick 3
pickpocket protector 2
picture of a dead guy's girlfriend 1
piece of wedding cake 1
piggy tattoo 1
Pigsticker of Violence 1
pile of gold coins 2
pine cone 1
Pink Heart of Spirit 3
pink plastic baby 1
pirate cream pie 22
pirate encryption key alpha 2
pirate encryption key bravo 1
pirate encryption key charlie 1
pirate encryption key delta 1
pixel cross 9
pixel hat 1
pixel holy water 7
pixel morning star 2
pixel orb 1
pixel pants 1
pixel sword 1
pixel whip 1
pixellated candy heart 17
pixellated moneybag 8
plague pie 4
plastic Crimbo reindeer 1
plastic cup of beer 18
plastic guitar 1
plastic ingot 3
plastic Jefferson wings 29
plastic passion fruit 1
plunge-leg 1
Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) 1
pocketwatch on a chain 6
pog #01 (spider) 3
pog #02 (Knob goblin) 1
pog #03 (warwelf) 1
pog #05 (ninja snowman) 3
pog #07 (orcish frat boy) 1
pog #08 (hellion) 4
pog #09 (pirate) 3
pointed stick 11
poison pen 3
Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip 12
Pokëmann figurine: Duck 10
Pokëmann figurine: Frank 2
Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump 13
Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking 7
Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan 7
Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap 15
Pokëmann figurine: Moog 4
Pokëmann figurine: Nothing 3
Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu 11
Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth 5
Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf 9
Pokëmann figurine: Twitter 6
Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite 13
Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth 13
polyalloy shield 3
pool torpedo 190
Pop Art: a Guide 1
popsicle stick 3
portable photocopier 14
possessed top 1
potion of spiritual gunkifying 1
pottery club 1
pottery hat 1
pottery shield 1
pottery training pants 1
pottery yo-yo 1
powdered candy sushi set 2
prehistoric spear 1
press-on ribs 21
prussian cathouse with a fly in it 1
puce paisley oyster egg 2
puce plastic oyster egg 2
puce polka-dot oyster egg 3
puce striped oyster egg 2
puff of smoke 1
pulsing flesh 2
pumpkinhead mask 30
punching mirror 1
punk patch 76
purple glowstick 1
purple prose pen 1
pygmy adder oil 457
pygmy dart 44
pygmy papers 41
pygmy witchhazel 27
quantum polarity inducer 1
quantum taco 1
question juice 7
rack of dinosaur ribs 2
Rad Lib 3,325
radio button candy 1
rag doll 2
rat head balloon 1
razor-tipped yo-yo 1
really dense meat stack 7
record of infuriating silence (used) 1
record of menacing silence 1
record of tranquil silence 1
recursive spline reticulator 1
red and green rain stick 1
red and white claret 7
red armband 1
Red Army camouflage kit 1
red China marble 1
red face paint 1
red gummi ingot 106
red paisley oyster egg 3
Red Pill 3
red pixel 1,151
red pixel potion 45
red plastic oyster egg 1
red polka-dot oyster egg 2
Red Rover BB gun 32
red striped oyster egg 1
red traffic cone 1
red-and-green sweater 1
red-hot jawbreaker 7
red-hot medallion 1
Redeye™ Eyedrops 6
reflection of a map 1
reindeer hammer 1
reindeer sickle 1
replica Elf Guard medal 1
respected companion biscuit 4
reusable shopping bag 1
reverse-oscillating klystron 1
rhinestone cowboy shirt 8
rickety old unicycle 1
ridiculous belt 1
ridiculous cocktail 11
ridiculous earring 1
ridiculous sunglasses 1
rigid carapace 7
ring of cold resistance 1
ring of fire resistance 1
roboduck-on-a-string 3
rock 24
rock lobster 1
Rock Pops 129
rocket fuel 7
rockin' wagon with a fly in it 1
rocky road ice cream 1
roll of toilet paper 709
Rompedores de Fantasmas 20
rose-colored glasses 1
rubber WWBD? bracelet 1
rum barrel charrrm 18
rum-soaked fruitcake 1
rusty grave robbing shovel 1
rxr shield 1
Saccharine Maple pendant 1
Safari Jack's moustache 1
salt water taffy 8
sandwich of the gods 10
savory sword 1
sawblade fragment 24
sawed-off blunderbuss 1
Scalp of Gorgolok 3
Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince 1
Schrödinger's thermos 12
scorpion whip 1
scotch on the rocks 1
scrunchie tourniquet 17
secret mummy herbs and spices 67
Sensual Massage for Creeps 3
sequin-encrusted sweater 1
servomechanical torsion facilitator 1
set of jacks 1
severed rocking horse head 2
Shield of Icy Fate 1
shiny butcherknife 1
shipwright's hammer 18
Shivering Chèvre 112
short deposition 63
silent A 1
silent B 1
silent beret 1
silent E 1
silent H 1
silent I 1
silent P 1
silent X 1
Silver Bullet beer 4
silver keg 1
single-serving herbal stuffing 6
sinister-looking cat 1
six tiny wedges of goat cheese 5
skelelton spine 434
skeletal banana 5
skull-shaped Crimboween cookie 2
Skullery Maid's Knee 45
slap and tickle with a fly in it 1
sleazy bindle 2
sleeping snowy owl 1
sleeping stocking 7
sleeve deuce 39
slime-soaked hypophysis 2
slippery when wet shield 1
slow jam collection 5
small leather glove 1
Smart Bone Dust 35
smart watch 2
smellbook 7
smoking grass 142
smut orc keepsake box 1
smut orc sunglasses 52
snake 11
sneakeasies 1
snow belly 1
snow hat 1
snow pants 1
sock monkey 1
soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini 1
solid gold bowling ball 194
sorority brain 4
soul coin 1
soul doorbell 9
soul mask 1
soul monocle 1
souvenir ski t-shirt 1
soy cordial 3
soyburger juice 2
space bar 1
space beast fur 20
space heater 1
space invader 1
space junk 76
space marine flash grenade 2
space needle 1
spade necklace 1
spandex anniversary shorts 1
spare neck bolts 8
spectral pickle 11
spectre scepter 63
spiced rum 1
spicy jerky stick 5
spirit bed 1
spirit blanket 4
spirit mattress 3
spirit pillow 4
Spirit Precipice 1
spirit sheet 4
spiritual candy cane 5
spiritual fruitcake 3
spiritual gingerbread 2
sponge cake 11
sponge helmet 1
spooky bicycle chain 3
spooky bindle 9
spooky cosmetics bag 7
spooky eggnog 6
spooky felt 8
spooky gravy fairy warlock hat 6
spooky hockey mask 8
spooky length of string 12
spooky stuffing 14
spooky toy wheel 3
spooky wooden block 1
spork 1
square CRIMBCOOKIE 2
squirming egg sac 6
Stabonic scroll 1
Staff of the Black Kettle 1
stainless steel scarf 3
stainless steel shillelagh 4
stainless steel skullcap 4
stainless steel slacks 6
stainless steel solitaire 6
stainless steel suspenders 3
stapler bear 1
steampunk potion 200
steamy ruby 1
stick 4
stick-on gnome beard 1
stick-on-a-string 1
still-beating spleen 10
stinkin' bindle 3
Stone Golem pebbles 43
stone of eXtreme power 32
stop shield 1
strange cube 1
strange shiny disc 1
straw pole 31
strawberry wine 1
strawberyl 1
stray chihuahua 1
string of blue beads 2
string of Crimbo lights 1
string of green beads 4
string of red beads 2
stringy sinew 10
Strix stix 52
stuffed alien blob 1
stuffed caterpillar 1
stuffed dodo 1
stuffed doppelshifter 2
stuffed gray blob 3
stuffed Hodgman 3
stuffed kraken 2
stuffed snowy owl 168
stuffed walrus 1
stuffed yo-yo 1
stuffing 8
sturdy Crimbo crate 1
stylish swimsuit 75
sub-molecular interocitor 1
sucker bucket 1
sucker hakama 1
sucker kabuto 1
sucker scaffold 1
sucker tachi 1
sugarplum ration 1
Summer Nights 4
sun-dried tofu 4
Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword 1
superheated fudge 2
supportive bra 1
sweet mochi ball 11
sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 2
Sword of the Brouhaha Prince 1
synthetic stuffing 2
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro 55
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita 61
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier 3
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco 62
Tales from the Fireside 1
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker 16
Tales of the Word Realms 3
tap shoes 67
tarnished bottlecap 15
tasket 1
tassel 2
tattered paper crown 2
Tears of the Quiet Healer 249
teddy bear 7
teddy borg 1
temporary tribal tattoo 5
temporary yak tattoo 2
ten-leaf clover 3
The Art of Slapfighting 2
The Art of Slapfighting (used) 1
The Author's inkwell 3
The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones 3
The Big Book of Communism 1
The Cooler Out of Space 16
the Crymbich Manuscript (used) 1
The Encyclopedia of Fruit 1
The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 3
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) 1
The Joy of Wassailing 8
The Landscaper's leafblower 1
The Lost Glasses 1
The Mariachi's guitar case 2
The Necbromancer's Hat 1
The Necbromancer's Shorts 1
The Necbromancer's Stein 1
The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff 1
The Necbronomicon (used) 1
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 1
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 1
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 1
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 1
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 1
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 1
The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) 1
The Snitch's Manifesto 1
The Spirit of Crimbo 1
The Spirit of Giving (used) 1
The Superconductor's CPU 3
The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants 1
theoretical string 9
thought balloon 1
Thriller Ice 1
throwing bone 4
throwing wrench 8
Thwaitgold amoeba statuette 1
Thwaitgold bee statuette 1
Thwaitgold bug statuette 1
Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette 3
Thwaitgold cockroach statuette 1
Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette 6
Thwaitgold firefly statuette 2
Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette 2
Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette 1
Thwaitgold mosquito statuette 1
Thwaitgold moth statuette 2
Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette 139
Thwaitgold scorpion statuette 3
Thwaitgold spider statuette 1
Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette 1
Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette 12
Thwaitgold termite statuette 21
Tiki lighter 1
time sleigh 1
tin cup of mulligan stew 8
tiny canopic jar 126
tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg 1
tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer 6
tiny die-cast blade a-spinning 1
tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory 2
tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree 1
tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer 3
tiny die-cast Don Crimbo 1
tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer 4
tiny die-cast factory worker elf 4
tiny die-cast Father Crimbo 2
tiny die-cast Father Crimborg 3
tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf 3
tiny die-cast golden ring 1
tiny die-cast goose a-laying 2
tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer 5
tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer 1
tiny die-cast killing bird 1
tiny die-cast middle-management elf 4
tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf 2
tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg 1
tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg 1
tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer 2
tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer 5
tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf 5
tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming 1
tiny die-cast Swiss hen 1
tiny die-cast turtle mech 2
tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo 1
tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign 8
tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer 1
tiny plastic 11 Dealer 1
tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf 1
tiny plastic abominable fudgeman 1
tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo 1
tiny plastic Abuela's cottage 1
tiny plastic accordion thief 1
tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart 1
tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear 1
tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll 1
tiny plastic angry bugbear 1
tiny plastic angry goat 1
tiny plastic angry space marine 1
tiny plastic angry vikings 1
tiny plastic anime smiley 1
tiny plastic animelf 1
tiny plastic apathetic lizardman 1
tiny plastic Armory 1
tiny plastic astronomer 1
tiny plastic Axe Wound 1
tiny plastic baby gravy fairy 1
tiny plastic bad vibe 1
tiny plastic Bar 1
tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth 1
tiny plastic barrrnacle 1
tiny plastic batbugbear 1
tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type 1
tiny plastic beanbat 2
tiny plastic bee swarm 1
tiny plastic beebee gunners 1
tiny plastic Beebee King 1
tiny plastic beebee queue 1
tiny plastic Beelzebozo 1
tiny plastic Best Game Ever 1
tiny plastic Big Candy 1
tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar 1
tiny plastic Black Knight 1
tiny plastic black ops bugbear 1
tiny plastic blazing bat 1
tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball 1
tiny plastic blooper 1
tiny plastic Bonerdagon 1
tiny plastic Boss Bat 1
tiny plastic brainsweeper 1
tiny plastic briefcase bat 1
tiny plastic bugaboo 1
tiny plastic Bugbear Captain 1
tiny plastic buzzerker 1
tiny plastic caboose 1
tiny plastic Café Elf 1
tiny plastic Cafe 1
tiny plastic Captain Kerkard 1
tiny plastic cavebugbear 1
tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter 1
tiny plastic Cheer Core 1
tiny plastic chem lab 1
tiny plastic Cheshire bat 1
tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ 1
tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite 1
tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel 1
tiny plastic coal car 1
tiny plastic cocoabo 1
tiny plastic coffee pixie 1
tiny plastic colollilossus 1
tiny plastic conservationist hippy 1
tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ 1
tiny plastic Crimbo caroler 1
tiny plastic Crimbo Casino 1
tiny plastic Crimbo cheer 1
tiny plastic Crimbo elf 1
tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer 1
tiny plastic Crimbo wreath 1
tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva 1
tiny plastic Crimbomega 1
tiny plastic Crimbomination 1
tiny plastic Crimborgatron 1
tiny plastic Crimbot 1
tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram 1
tiny plastic cubist bull 1
tiny plastic demoninja 1
tiny plastic dining car 1
tiny plastic disco bandit 1
tiny plastic Dolph Bossin 1
tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" 1
tiny plastic Don Crimbo 1
tiny plastic drunk goat 1
tiny plastic Duke Starkiller 1
tiny plastic Ed the Undying 1
tiny plastic exo-suited miner 1
tiny plastic Factory 1
tiny plastic fat stack of cash 1
tiny plastic Father McGruber 1
tiny plastic fax machine 1
tiny plastic Felonia 1
tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus 1
tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker 1
tiny plastic fire servant 1
tiny plastic fluffy bunny 1
tiny plastic food lab 1
tiny plastic four-shadowed mime 1
tiny plastic fruit golem 1
tiny plastic Fudge Wizard 1
tiny plastic fuzzy dice 1
tiny plastic G Imp 2
tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej 1
tiny plastic Gary Claybender 1
tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick 1
tiny plastic ghuol whelp 1
tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers 1
tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire 1
tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser 1
tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester 1
tiny plastic golden gundam 268
tiny plastic GORM-8 1
tiny plastic goth giant 1
tiny plastic grue 1
tiny plastic handsome mariachi 1
tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist 1
tiny plastic Hellion 1
tiny plastic hermit 1
tiny plastic hobo elf 1
tiny plastic howling balloon monkey 1
tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear 1
tiny plastic Iiti Kitty 1
tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker 1
tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. 1
tiny plastic killer bee 3
tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter 1
tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl 1
tiny plastic Knob Goblin King 1
tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist 1
tiny plastic Knott Yeti 1
tiny plastic Knows About Chakras 1
tiny plastic Krampus 1
tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box 1
tiny plastic leprechaun 1
tiny plastic levitating potato 1
tiny plastic lobsterfrogman 1
tiny plastic locomotive 1
tiny plastic Lord Flameface 1
tiny plastic MechaElf 1
tiny plastic Mer-kin baker 1
tiny plastic mime executive 1
tiny plastic mime functionary 1
tiny plastic mime scientist 1
tiny plastic mime soldier 1
tiny plastic Mirth 1
tiny plastic Mob Penguin 1
tiny plastic moneybee 1
tiny plastic mosquito 1
tiny plastic Mr. Mination 1
tiny plastic multi-level marketer 1
tiny plastic mumblebee 1
tiny plastic mutant elf 1
tiny plastic ninja snowman 1
tiny plastic nog lab 1
tiny plastic Norville Rogers 1
tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy 1
tiny plastic orphan 1
tiny plastic passenger car 1
tiny plastic pastamancer 1
tiny plastic peacannon 1
tiny plastic Penny 1
tiny plastic primary lab 1
tiny plastic Professor What 1
tiny plastic Protagonist 1
tiny plastic Queen Bee 1
tiny plastic Rene C. Corman 1
tiny plastic Rudolph the Red 1
tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime 1
tiny plastic sauceror 1
tiny plastic scary clown 1
tiny plastic Scott the Miner 1
tiny plastic Scream Queen 1
tiny plastic sea elf 1
tiny plastic seal clubber 1
tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit 1
tiny plastic senile lihc 1
tiny plastic skeletal reindeer 1
tiny plastic smarmy pirate 1
tiny plastic Spam Witch 1
tiny plastic spiderbugbear 1
tiny plastic spiny skelelton 1
tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton 1
tiny plastic spooky vampire 1
tiny plastic Spunky Princess 1
tiny plastic stab bat 1
tiny plastic star starfish 1
tiny plastic stocking mimic 1
tiny plastic strand of DNA 1
tiny plastic sweet nutcracker 1
tiny plastic taco cat 1
tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf 1
tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf 1
tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski 1
tiny plastic the Free Man 1
tiny plastic The Man 1
tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare 1
tiny plastic topiary golem 1
tiny plastic Toybot 1
tiny plastic trollipop 1
tiny plastic Trouser Snake 1
tiny plastic turtle tamer 1
tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo 1
tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku 1
tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni 1
tiny plastic warbear 1
tiny plastic warbear fortress 1
tiny plastic warwelf 1
tiny plastic whitesnake 1
tiny plastic wild beaver 1
tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer 1
tiny plastic XXX pr0n 1
tiny plastic Your Brain 1
tiny plastic yuleviathan 1
tiny plastic zmobie 1
tofurkey gravy 67
tofurkey leg 56
tofurkey nugget 3
tooth 9
toothsome rock 1
top 2
totally sweet mohawk helmet 4
tourmalime 1
towel 34
toy crazy train 1
toy Crimbot mega face 1
toy Crimbot power glove 1
toy Crimbot rocket legs 1
toy Crimbot super fist 1
toy deathbot 1
toy hoverpad 1
toy jet pack 1
toy maglev monorail 2
toy mercenary 1
toy ray gun 1
toy soldier 1
toy space helmet 360
toy train 1
Trainbot slag 70
Travels with Jerry 4
tree skirt 1
tree-eating kite 1
tree-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
triangular CRIMBCOOKIE 4
trick coin 1
trilobite candy mold 3
trilobite fossil 19
Tropical Crimbo Hat 1
Tropical Crimbo Shorts 1
Tropical Crimbo Sword 1
tropical paperweight 1
tropical wrapping paper 5
Trout Fishing in Loathing 1
tube of cranberry Go-Goo 2
tube of pendulum lube 7
tube of villain white 3
twitching claw 7
ultimate ultimate frisbee 1
Ultrasoldier Serum 1
una poca de gracia 24
Uncle Crimbo's Rations 6
Uncle Crimbo's Sack 1
Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide 25
Uncle Hobo's belt 1
Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves 1
Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants 1
Uncle Hobo's highest bough 1
Uncle Hobo's stocking cap 1
Uncle Romulus 1
Uncle Romulus (used) 1
Underworld trunk 1
unearthed potsherd 77
unholy water 1
Unionize The Elves sign 1
Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate 1
Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg 1
Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword 1
Unkillable Skeleton's shield 1
unstable DNA 51
unstable laser battery 32
Valentine 204
Valentine's Day cake 1
vampire duck-on-a-string 1
vanilla-frosted king cake 1
vertebra of the Bonerdagon 23
vial of swamp vapors 1
viking helmet 132
villainous scythe 1
vinegar 237
vinegar-soaked lemon slice 1
vitachoconutriment capsule 14
Volartta's bellbottoms 5
volcanic ash 118
voodoo glowskull 192
voodoo snuff 2
wand of fudge control 1
Wand of Oscus 1
wang 3
warbear accoutrements chunk 14
warbear auto-anvil 2
warbear battery 34
warbear battle greaves 1
warbear bearserker greaves 1
warbear beeping telegram 5
warbear breakfast machine 1
warbear breakfast machine assembler 5
warbear ceremonial party pants 1
warbear chemistry lab 4
warbear dress bracers 1
warbear dress greaves 1
warbear dress helmet 1
warbear drone assembler 4
warbear electric long johns 1
warbear electric warscarf 1
warbear electro-spiked helm 1
warbear empathy chip 2
warbear energy bracers 2
warbear exhaust manifold 4
warbear exo-arm 3
warbear fancy fedora 1
warbear feasting mead 12
warbear feathered fedora 1
warbear fleece-lined long johns 1
warbear fleece-lined warscarf 1
warbear foil hat 3
warbear goggles 1
warbear gyrocopter 5
warbear heated ushanka 1
warbear helm fragment 8
warbear high festival pants 1
warbear hoverbelt 1
warbear induction oven 3
warbear jackhammer drill press 1
warbear laser beacon 2
warbear laser bowtie 1
warbear lined ushanka 1
warbear long johns 1
warbear LP-ROM burner 1
warbear metalworking primer 9
warbear metalworking primer (used) 1
warbear nuclear bowtie 1
warbear officer greaves 1
warbear oil pan 2
warbear party pants 1
warbear plain fedora 1
warbear plain helm 1
warbear plain ushanka 1
warbear plasma bowtie 1
warbear polarized goggles 1
warbear procedural hilarity drone 10
warbear rejuvenation potion 1
warbear requisition box 125
warbear robo-camouflage unit 3
warbear sequential gaiety distribution system 8
warbear snowblindness goggles 1
warbear soda machine 1
warbear soda machine assembler 6
warbear spiked helm 1
warbear trouser fragment 14
warbear wardance potion 10
warbear warscarf 1
warbear whosit 2,587
warehouse clerk's glasses 371
warehouse walkie-talkie 393
Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife 1
water pipe bomb 1,473
water wings 1
water-polo cap 1
watered-down Red Minotaur 1
wax hat 2
wax pants 1
whale cerebrospinal fluid 51
whalebone corset 41
whalegun 1
whalesteak 15
Whatsian Ionic Pliers 1
wheel 7
whimpering willow bark 4
whisker pencil 27
white balloon 104
white candygram 3
White Chocolate Golem Seeds 22
white class ring 1
white pixel 1,193
white sword 1
willowy bonnet 1
wind-up meatcar 22
wind-up owl 3
wings of fire 1
Wint-O-Fresh mint 24
wolfman mask 29
Wolfman Nardz 1
wooden block 3
woolen cravat 1
Workytime Tea 10
world's smallest violin 23
worn tophat 1
wreath of laurels 1
wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie 2
wrestling mask 1
wriggling severed nose 1
wumpus-hair loincloth 1
wumpus-hair whip 1
wumpus-hair wig 1
x-ray mirror 2
x-ray specs 1
yabba dabba doo rag 1
Yakisoba's hat 2
yellow glowstick 2
yellow gummi ingot 107
Yellow Moon of Compassion 2
yellow paisley oyster egg 1
yellow plastic oyster egg 1
yellow polka-dot oyster egg 1
yellow striped oyster egg 1
yield shield 1
yo 1
yo-yo 31
yohohoyo 1
Z-Bone steak 10
Zinc Delta of Tranquility 3
zombie hollandaise 67
zombie pineal gland 6
Zombo's empty eye 1
Zombo's grievous greaves 1
Zombo's shield 1
Zombo's shoulder blade 1
Zombo's skull ring 1
Zombo's skullcap 1
Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) 1