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Malik (#394365)
This player has 3,360 unique items and 51,757 total items in his/her display case.

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"DRINK ME" potion 2
"Humorous" T-shirt 1
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 3
1-ball 1
1/6th Pound Cake 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 1
2-ball 1
25-meat staff 1
3-ball 1
30669 scroll 2
334 scroll 2
37x37x37 puzzle cube 1
4-ball 1
4-dimensional guitar 2
5-Alarm Saucepan 1
5-ball 1
5-hour acrimony 1
6-ball 1
668 scroll 1
7-ball 1
8-ball 1
9-ball 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) 1
a little sump'm sump'm 1
A muse-bouche 2
abandoned candy 4
abominable blubber 3
abominable snowcone 4
accidental cider 3
acid-squirting flower 1
acoustic guitarrr 1
actual reality goggles 7
adder bladder 6
adorable seal larva 1
affordable teak perch 1
Agent Corrigan's cigarette 1
agua de vida 8
airblaster gun 12
Alice's Army Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Bowman 1
Alice's Army Cleric 1
Alice's Army Coward 1
Alice's Army Guard 1
Alice's Army Halberder 1
Alice's Army Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Horseman 1
Alice's Army Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Ninja 1
Alice's Army Nurse 1
Alice's Army Page 1
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Wallman 1
all-purpose cleaner 6
alpha-mail pants 1
alphabet gum 3
amber aviator shades 1
ammonite fossil 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 1
Amulet of Yendor 75
ancient calendar 1
ancient calendar fragment 1
ancient cursed foot locker 2
ancient frozen dinner 2
ancient ice cream scoop 5
ancient Magi-Wipes 2
ancient poisoned dart 1
ancient protein powder 3
Ancient Saucehelm 5
ancient spice 8
ancient stone fist 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 20
ancient vinyl coin purse 57
anemone nematocyst 1
angel-food cake 1
Angelhair Culottes 4
anger blaster 1
angst burger 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary gift box 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
annoying pitchfork 17
ant agonist 1
ant hoe 1
ant pick 1
ant pitchfork 1
ant rake 1
ant sickle 1
anti-anti-antidote 2
anticheese 2
antimatter wad 1
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 1
antique bottle of cough syrup 1
antique bottle opener 1
antique greaves 1
antique hand mirror 3
antique helmet 1
antique packet of ketchup 2
antique painting of a landscape 1
antique pair of blue jeans 1
antique record album 1
antique shield 1
antique souvenir drawing 1
antique spear 1
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 1
Argarggagarg's fang 2
armgun 2
around the world 7
arrow'd heart balloon 3
arrowgram 64
arse-a'fire elixir 3
artisanal limoncello 1
Artist's Butterknife of Regret 1
Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness 1
Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury 1
Artist's Spatula of Despair 1
Artist's Whisk of Misery 1
asbestos apron 1
asbestos crossbow 3
asbestos crossbow string 1
asbestos helmet turtle 1
asbestos meat stack 1
asbestos ore 9
asbestos staff 2
asbestos stick 1
asbestos sword 2
asbestos sword hilt 2
ASCII shirt 1
Asleep in the Cemetery 7
asparagus knife 3
asparagus lo mein 1
aspirin 1
asshat 1
astral mushroom 8
astronaut pants 14
Atomic Pop 1
atomic vector plotter 11
automatic catapult 1
bätzle 1
baby cuddlefish 1
baby killer bee 3
babycakes 1
backwoods screwdriver 3
baconstone 2
baconstone earring 1
baconstone pendant 1
baconstone ring 1
badass belt 44
badge of authority 1
badger badge 1
bag of airline peanuts 90
bag of bones 1
bag of Cheat-Os 1
bag of GORF 1
bag of GORP 1
bag of lard 4
bag of many confections 1
bag of QWOP 1
baggie of powdered sugar 10
balaclava 1
ball 1
ball-in-a-cup 1
balloon helmet 2
balloon shield 2
balloon sword 2
ballroom blintz 1
bamboo bokuto 2
banana cream pie 5
banana daiquiri 5
banana peel 6
banana smoothie 2
banana spritzer 1
banana supersucker 1
bananarama bangle 1
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 3
Bangyomaman battle juice 1
banjo strings 1
baobab sap 1
bar skin 203
barbed-wire fence 2
bargain flash powder 2
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
Barney's rake 12
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 9
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 2
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 1
barskin buckler 1
barskin cloak 1
barskin hat 1
barskin loincloth 1
barskin tent 1
bartender-in-the-box 1
bartender-skull-in-the-box 1
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 7
Barulio's bottle 1
baseball 2
basic meat crossbow 1
basic meat fez 1
basic meat foon 1
basic meat helmet 1
basic meat kilt 1
basic meat pants 1
basic meat skirt 1
basic meat spork 1
basic meat staff 1
basic meat sword 1
bat haggis 1
bat hat 1
bat whip 1
bat wing 13
bat wing kabob 1
bat wing stir-fry 11
bat-ass leather jacket 2
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 20
batblade 3
batgut 5
battered hubcap 4
Battlie Light Saver 1
bazookafish bubble gum 20
beach ball marble 1
beach glass bead 1
beach glass necklace 2
bean burrito 1
beastly paste 100
beaten-up Chucks 1
bed of coals 3
beefy fish meat 2
beer basted brat 1
beer bomb 18
beer bong 5
beer cartilage 1
beer helmet 3
beer lens 2
beer-a-pult 6
beer-soaked mop 3
beertini 5
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 3
beige clambroth marble 1
bejeweled pledge pin 10
belemnite fossil 1
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
bellhop bell 4
Belt of Howling Anger 1
Ben-Gal™ Balm 2
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 2
berries of suffering 21
berry-infused sake 1
Better Than Cuddling Cake 20
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 2
BGE shotglass 7
BGE temporary tattoo 2
BGE tiny plastic toy 3
bi-lateral logic compressor 11
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 6
big bad voodoo mask 1
big bass drum 1
big boom 3
big glob of skin 2
big red clown nose 1
big rock 1
big slimy cyst 2
big stick 1
big stirring stick 1
bigger stick 2
bilge wine 2
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
bird rib 1
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 30
bit of clingfilm 10
bit-o-cactus 2
bitter pill 1
BitterSweetTarts 2
Bjorn's Hammer 1
black & tan 4
black belt 1
Black Body™ spray 1
black BRICKO brick 7
black candy heart 35
black cherry soda 1
black cowboy hat 1
black eyedrops 4
black facepaint 1
black forest cake 8
black forest ham 6
black greaves 3
black helmet 3
black kettle drum 1
black lotus 1
Black No. 2 6
black paisley oyster egg 11
black pension check 18
black pepper 3
black picnic basket 4
black pixel 2
black plastic oyster egg 6
black polka-dot oyster egg 5
black pudding 1
black sheepskin diploma 2
black shield 3
black snake skin 9
black snowcone 1
black spot 7
black striped oyster egg 14
black sword 1
black velvet box 69
black-and-blue light 8
blackberry 8
blackberry combat boots 2
blackberry galoshes 2
blackberry moccasins 2
blackberry polite 1
blackberry slippers 2
Blackfly Chardonnay 3
blank prescription sheet 1
Blatantly Canadian 3
blended frozen swill 1
blind-packed capsule toy 100
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 42
Bling of the New Wave 1
Blizzards I Have Died In 2
blob of acid 7
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
Blood 'n' Plenty 2
blood flower 5
Blood Light 1
blood of the Wereseal 4
blood-faced volleyball 1
Bloodbath 1
bloody beer 12
bloody clown pants 1
bloody mary 2
blue class ring 1
blue paisley oyster egg 5
blue pixel 1
blue pixel potion 2
blue plasma ball 8
blue plastic oyster egg 5
blue polka-dot oyster egg 13
blue potion 11
blue shell 1
blue snowcone 8
blue striped oyster egg 4
blue suede shoes 1
blue velvet cake 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 2
blundarrrbus 1
blunt cat claw 1
blunt icepick 1
bobble-hip hula elf doll 1
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
Bohemian rhapsody 1
boilermaker 1
bone chips 3
bone collar 2
bone flute 1
bone rattle 2
Bone's Farm "wine" 1
Bonerdagon necklace 2
bonsai tree 4
booby trap 3
Boots of Twilight Whispers 1
booty chest charrrm 1
booze-soaked cherry 2
Boozehounds Anonymous token 3
borg sock monkey 6
boring spaghetti 1
Boris's key lime pie 1
Boris's ring 1
borrowed time 1
Boss Bat bling 2
Boss Bat britches 2
bottle of alcohol 3
bottle of black cat tonic 9
bottle of Blank-Out 1
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 3
bottle of cooking sherry 2
bottle of Definit 3
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 4
bottle of fire 2
bottle of gin 3
bottle of goofballs 11
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 3
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 3
bottle of limeade 2
bottle of melodramamine 4
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 4
bottle of moontan lotion 1
bottle of Mystic Shell 2
bottle of Ooze-O 3
bottle of Pete's Sake 3
bottle of Pinot Renoir 3
bottle of pirate juice 3
bottle of popskull 7
bottle of realpagne 3
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 2
bottle of rum 3
bottle of sake 1
bottle of sewage schnapps 12
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 3
bottle of tequila 3
bottle of ultravitamins 1
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 11
bottle of vodka 3
bottle of whiskey 3
bottle of wine 25
bottle opener belt buckle 1
bottled day 1
bottled inspiration 2
boulder 2
bouquet of circular saw blades 20
bowl of fishysoisse 1
box 1
box of hammers 1
box of Pokëmann band-aids 1
box of sunshine 17
box turtle 2
box-in-the-box 1
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
boxed champagne 3
boxed wine 3
boxing glove 1
boxing glove on a spring 1
boxing-glove-in-a-box 1
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 2
brains casserole 1
BRAINS shorts 2
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 1
brainy skull 1
brand new key 1
brass abacus 1
brass dorsal fin 1
brass gear 1
brass stinger 1
brazen bracelet 1
breath mint 3
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 6
brick 46
brick of sand 3
BRICKO bat 1
BRICKO brick 20
BRICKO elephant 1
BRICKO eye brick 1
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO octopus 1
BRICKO ooze 1
BRICKO oyster 1
BRICKO pants 1
BRICKO stud 5
BRICKO sword 1
BRICKO trunk 2
BRICKO turtle 1
briefcase 5
brigand brittle 1
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 6
brine 1
broken clock 1
broken skull 31
broken sword 1
bronze breastplate 2
bronzed locust 4
brown crock marble 1
brown felt tophat 1
brown pixel 1
brown sugar cane 3
bubble-wrap simulator 2
bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) 1
bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) 1
bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) 1
bubblewrap crossbow 1
bubblewrap ore 7
bubblewrap staff 1
bubblewrap sword 1
bubblin' crude 6
bubbling tempura batter 1
bubbly potion 3
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of honey 3
buckler buckle 1
bug paste 13
bugbear beanie 1
bugbear bungguard 1
bugbear purification pill 2
bugged balaclava 1
bugged beanie 2
bull blubber 1
bullet-proof corduroys 11
bum cheek 3
bumblebee marble 1
bunch of bananas 11
bunch of square grapes 6
bungle in the jungle 1
burnt flower 1
burrowgrub hive 1
burst hellseal brain 2
bus pass 5
butterfly knife 1
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 1
C.H.U.M. chum 1
C.H.U.M. knife 3
cactus fruit 5
caipifruta 1
calavera concertina 1
calle de miel 1
calle de miel with a fly in it 2
Camp Scout pup tent 65
can of Binarrrca 15
can of black paint 1
can of CRIMBCOLA 2
can of depilatory cream 2
can of fake snow 1
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 1
can of maces 1
can of Red Minotaur 2
can of spinach 4
can of starch 2
can of Swiller 5
can-can-in-a-can 1
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 49
can-you-dig-it? 1
Candicaine 1
candied kobold 1
candied yam pinky ring 1
candied yams 42
Candy Alexander 1
candy brain 80
candy cane 40
candy kneecapping stick 1
candy skeleton 1
candy stake 100
candycaine powder 1
cannonball charrrm 1
canopic jar 6
canteen of wine 1
capacitor relay 11
carbon nanotube frame 11
carbonated soy milk 4
carbonated water lily 2
cardboard crossbow 1
cardboard katana 2
cardboard ore 4
cardboard staff 1
cardboard sword 1
cardboard wakizashi 3
caret 1
carob chunk cookies 3
carob chunks 3
carrot cake 2
carrot claret 2
carrot juice 1
carrot nose 2
cartoon heart 1
casino pass 1
cast-iron legacy paddle 2
cat appendix 1
catgut 1
catgut taco 1
catskin buckler 1
catskin cap 1
catsup 1
cement sandals 1
centipede eggs 4
Cerebral Cloche 1
Cerebral Crossbow 2
Cerebral Culottes 1
chain-mail monokini 1
chainsaw chain 1
chaos butterfly 3
chaos popcorn 1
charged magnet 1
charming flute 4
charpuce jub-jub bird 1
charrrm bracelet 2
cheap Chinese beer 3
cheap cigar butt 5
cheap elven gloves 2
cheap plastic blowgun 2
cheap plastic bottle opener 2
cheap studded belt 3
cheap toaster 1
cheezburger 1
chef's hat 3
chef-in-the-box 2
chef-skull-in-the-box 2
cherry 3
Cherry Cloaca Cola 2
cherry pie 1
Chester's Aquarius medallion 1
Chester's bag of candy 1
Chester's cutoffs 1
Chester's moustache 1
Chester's muscle shirt 1
Chester's sunglasses 1
chewing gum on a string 1
children of the candy corn 1
Chinese curse words 10
chintzy accordion pin 2
chintzy disco ball pendant 1
chintzy noodle ring 2
chintzy saucepan earring 3
chintzy seal pendant 2
chintzy turtle brooch 2
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 1
chisel 1
chitinous pod 1
chloroform rag 6
chlorophyll paste 21
chocolate box 1
chocolate disco ball 1
chocolate filthy lucre 2
chocolate pasta spoon 2
chocolate saucepan 1
chocolate seal-clubbing club 1
chocolate spurs 1
chocolate stolen accordion 1
chocolate turtle totem 9
chocolate-covered caviar 1
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 10
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 1
chocolate-frosted king cake 1
Choker of the Ultragoth 1
chopsticks 1
Chorale of Companionship 2
Chori Zo trading card 1
chorizo brownies 2
chorizo taco 1
chrome crossbow 1
chrome crossbow string 1
chrome helmet turtle 1
chrome meat stack 1
chrome ore 7
chrome staff 1
chrome stick 1
chrome sword 2
chrome sword hilt 2
chunk of depleted Grimacite 30
chunk of rock salt 1
classy monkey 1
Claw of the Infernal Seal 2
Claybender glasses 1
clingfilm cap 1
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm trousers 1
Cloaca grenade 32
Cloaca-Cola 709
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 40
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 4
Cloaca-Cola helmet 4
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 30
Cloaca-Cola shield 2
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 4
Cloak of Dire Shadows 2
clockwork claws 1
clockwork clockwise dome 1
clockwork counterclockwise dome 1
clockwork doohickey 1
clockwork handle 1
clockwork hat 1
clockwork maid 1
clockwork pants 1
clockwork rings 1
clockwork rod 1
clockwork shank 1
clockwork sheet 1
clockwork sphere 1
clockwork spine 1
clockwork thingamajig 1
clockwork trench coat 1
clockwork widget 1
cloudy potion 4
clove-flavored lip balm 1
clown hammer 85
clown shoes 1
clown skin 55
clown wig 1
clownskin harness 1
club necklace 3
clumsiness bark 3
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 1
cocktail napkin 1
cocktail onion 1
cocoa egg 2
cocoa eggshell fragment 16
coconut bikini top 1
coconut shell 18
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 1
Codpiece of the Goblin King 3
coffee pixie stick 1
coffin lid 5
cog 81
cog and sprocket assembly 1
Coily™ 1
Colander of Em-er'il 5
cold hi mein 1
Cold Hots candy 3,404
cold nuggets 9
cold powder 1
cold wad 10
cold-filtered water 1
collapsible baton 1
collection of tiny spooky objects 10
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 1
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 2
colored-light "necklace" 1
Comet Pop 2
comfy coffin 4
comfy pillow 2
commemorative war stein 45
communications windchimes 1
computronic processing unit 6
concentrated cordial of concentration 1
concentrated garbage juice 3
concentrated magicalness pill 2
confusing LED clock 25
congratulatory cake 1
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 2
Cookbook of the Damned 1
cool mushroom wine 1
copper ha'penny charrrm 2
copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet 1
cordial of concentration 1
corn holder 7
corncob pipe 4
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 1
Corpse Island iced tea 10
corpse on the beach 9
corpsedriver 14
corpsetini 12
corrupted data 2
cosmic lemonade 3
cosmic paste 4
costume sword 1
cotton candy cone 1
cotton candy pillow 2
cotton candy pinch 1
cotton candy plug 1
cotton candy skoshe 3
cotton candy smidgen 3
cranberries 8
crappy brain 32
crayon shavings 9
crazy little Turkish delight 7
Crazymaker 1
cream of pointy mushroom soup 2
cream pie 1
cream stout 5
creamsicle 3
creepy ginger ale 2
creepy voodoo doll 2
Crepes a la Lune 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) 1
CRIMBCOIDS mints 1
CRIMBCOLOAF 2
Crimbo candied pecan 3
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 2
Crimbo fudge 2
Crimbo paste 9
Crimbo peppermint bark 2
Crimbo pie 3
Crimbo ukulele 2
Crimboween memo 22
Crimbuck 248
crimsilion jub-jub bird 1
croquet hedgehog 1
crossbow string 1
crotchety pants 1
crowbarrr 2
Crown of the Goblin King 30
crown-shaped beanie 1
cruelty-free wine 6
crumbling rat skull 12
crusty hula hoop 2
crystal skeleton vodka 1
crystal skull 1
CSA all-purpose soap 2
CSA cheerfulness ration 1
CSA discount card 192
CSA fire-starting kit 50
CSA obedience grenade 2
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 2
cube of billiard chalk 4
cup of hickory chicory 3
cup of infinite pencils 3
cup of primitive beer 1
cupcake-in-a-cup 1
curdflinger 1
curmudgel 2
cursed black pearl onion 7
cursed bottle of black-label rum 3
cursed bottle of rum 4
cursed breeches 1
cursed cutlass 1
cursed eyepatch 1
cursed piece of thirteen 2
cursed sea biscuit 1
cursed voodoo skull 4
cyber-mattock 3
cyborg doll 7
cyborg stompin' boot 1
cyclops eyedrops 1
cymbal syrup 39
d10 1
d12 1
d20 3
d4 1
d6 1
d8 3
Daffy Taffy 3,448
daisy 3
dance card 2
dangerous jerkcicle 2
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 2
dark potion 4
Das Überkühlraum trading card 1
das boot 1
daub-breaker 1
day-old beer 1
Deactivated O. A. F. 3
dead guy's watch 8
dead lights pie 1
dead meat bun 3
deadly lampshade 3
deadly nightshade 1
death blossom 1
decanter of fine Scotch 1
decaying goldfish liver 2
decaying wooden pole 1
decent brain 63
deck of tropical cards 3
decorative fountain 1
defective skull 69
dehydrated caviar 2
delectable catalyst 2
delectable fire ant 1
delicious salad 1
delicious shimmering moth 2
delicious stinkbug 2
demon buckler 1
demon skin 885
demon whip 1
demon-horned hat 1
demonic paste 62
demonskin jacket 2
demonskin trousers 1
dense meat crossbow 1
dense meat staff 1
dense meat sword 1
dental pliers 1
dented harmonica 2
deodorant 10
depantsing bomb 6
depleted uranium seal figurine 2
desiccated apricot 2
designer handbag 1
desktop zen garden 1
detective skull 1
devil's-food cake 1
devilish folio 4
diamond necklace 4
diamond-studded cane 1
diamond-studded fronts 2
didgeridooka 10
Diet Cloaca Cola 1
digital key lime pie 1
dill 1
dingy planks 1
dire fudgesicle 4
disassembled clover 8
disbelief suspenders 1
Disco 'Fro Pick 1
disco mask 1
disease 3
disembodied brain 4
disembodied smile 4
dishrag 2
disintegrating quill pen 2
disintegrating sheet music 2
disintegrating spiky collar 4
displaced fish 9
distilled fortified wine 2
distressed denim pants 4
Divine 1
divine blowout 1
divine can of silly string 1
divine champagne flute 3
divine champagne popper 1
divine cracker 1
divine noisemaker 1
diving muff 2
DNOTC Box 1
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 1
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 1
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 1
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 1
Doc's Miracle Cure 5
Dogsgotnonoz pills 2
doll house 4
dollar-sign bag 37
dollhive 2
Dolphin King's crown 4
dolphin whistle 1
donkey flipbook 2
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 7
double daisy 3
double-barreled sling 1
double-ice box 1
double-ice britches 1
double-ice cap 1
double-ice gum 1
Doublepunchplanter 1
doubt cannon 1
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 9
draggin' ball hat 1
dragon snaps 3
dragonfish caviar 4
Dramatic™ range 6
dreadlock whip 4
dress pants 1
dried face 81
dripping meat crossbow 1
dripping meat staff 2
dripping meat sword 1
Drizzlers™ Black Licorice 1
drone self-destruct chip 1
drop of water-37 1
Drowsy Sword 15
drum machine 12
drum of pomade 1
dry martini 1
dry noodles 1,061
dry vodka martini 1
drywall axe 2
dubious peppermint 2
ducha de oro 1
duck-on-a-string 5
duct tape 21
duct tape buckler 1
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape sword 2
dueling banjo 1
dueling turtle 1
dull fish scale 26
dungeoneering kit 20
Duskwalker fangs 1
Duskwalker syringe 3
dusty animal cranium 1
dusty animal jawbone 1
dusty animal pelvis 1
dusty animal skull 1
dusty bottle of Marsala 3
dusty bottle of Merlot 2
dusty bottle of Muscat 2
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 3
dusty bottle of Port 2
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 3
dusty Crimbo crate 1
dusty eighth caudal vertebra 1
dusty eighth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra 1
dusty fifth caudal vertebra 1
dusty fifth cervical vertebra 1
dusty fifth lumbar vertebra 1
dusty fifth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty first caudal vertebra 1
dusty first cervical vertebra 1
dusty first lumbar vertebra 1
dusty first thoracic vertebra 1
dusty fourth caudal vertebra 1
dusty fourth cervical vertebra 1
dusty fourth lumbar vertebra 1
dusty fourth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty left clavicle 1
dusty left eighth rib 1
dusty left eleventh rib 1
dusty left femur 1
dusty left fibula 1
dusty left fifth rib 1
dusty left first front claw 1
dusty left first rear claw 1
dusty left first rib 1
dusty left fourth front claw 1
dusty left fourth rear claw 1
dusty left fourth rib 1
dusty left humerus 1
dusty left kneecap 1
dusty left ninth rib 1
dusty left radius 1
dusty left scapula 1
dusty left second front claw 1
dusty left second rear claw 1
dusty left second rib 1
dusty left seventh rib 1
dusty left sixth rib 1
dusty left tenth rib 1
dusty left third front claw 1
dusty left third rear claw 1
dusty left third rib 1
dusty left thumb 1
dusty left tibia 1
dusty left twelfth rib 1
dusty left ulna 1
dusty ninth caudal vertebra 1
dusty ninth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty right clavicle 1
dusty right eighth rib 1
dusty right eleventh rib 1
dusty right femur 1
dusty right fibula 1
dusty right fifth rib 1
dusty right first front claw 1
dusty right first rear claw 1
dusty right first rib 1
dusty right fourth front claw 1
dusty right fourth rear claw 1
dusty right fourth rib 1
dusty right humerus 1
dusty right kneecap 1
dusty right ninth rib 1
dusty right radius 1
dusty right scapula 1
dusty right second front claw 1
dusty right second rear claw 1
dusty right second rib 1
dusty right seventh rib 1
dusty right sixth rib 1
dusty right tenth rib 1
dusty right third front claw 1
dusty right third rear claw 1
dusty right third rib 1
dusty right thumb 1
dusty right tibia 1
dusty right twelfth rib 1
dusty right ulna 1
dusty sacral vertebrae 1
dusty second caudal vertebra 1
dusty second cervical vertebra 1
dusty second lumbar vertebra 1
dusty second thoracic vertebra 1
dusty seventh caudal vertebra 1
dusty seventh cervical vertebra 1
dusty seventh lumbar vertebra 1
dusty seventh thoracic vertebra 1
dusty sixth caudal vertebra 1
dusty sixth cervical vertebra 1
dusty sixth lumbar vertebra 1
dusty sixth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty tenth caudal vertebra 1
dusty tenth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty third caudal vertebra 1
dusty third cervical vertebra 1
dusty third lumbar vertebra 1
dusty third thoracic vertebra 1
dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra 1
dwarf bread 1
dwarvish magazine 3
dwarvish war helmet 1
Dyspepsi grenade 30
Dyspepsi-Cola 544
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations 31
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 3
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 4
Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack 40
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 2
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen 9
Earring of Fire 1
easter egg balloon 1
Eau de Guaneau 3
Ecto-Cooler 2
ectoplasm au jus 3
ectoplasmic paste 41
eel battery 1
eel sauce 2
eel skin 5
eelskin pants 1
effervescent potion 3
eggbeater 3
eggnog 8
El Sombrero De Lopez 3
El Vibrato energy spear 1
El Vibrato helmet 1
El Vibrato leg guards 1
El Vibrato power sphere 1
El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) 3
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 1
Elder Turtle Shell 3
elderly jawbreaker 1
eldritch dough 3
electronic dulcimer pants 1
elemental paste 9
elephant stinger 1
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 1
Elmley shades 1
Elron's Explosive Etude 2
elven limbos gingerbread 1
elven hardtack 2
elven medi-pack 11
elven squeeze 2
elven suicide capsule 1
Elvish delight 6
embezzler's oil 3
empty agua de vida bottle 371
empty blowgun 28
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 4
enchanted barbell 2
enchanted fire extinguisher 1
Enchanted Flyswatter 4
enchanted leopard-print barbell 2
enchanted muesli 1
Enchanted Plunger 3
enchanted toothpick 5
enchantlers 2
encoder ring 36
energy drink IV 4
ennui-flavored potato chips 75
enormous belt buckle 1
Ent cider 1
epic wad 1
escargotsicle 1
especially salty dog 1
Everlasting Deckswabber 2
evil golden arch 6
evil golden arches 1
evil googly eye 20
evil teddy bear 28
evil teddy bear sewing kit 1
exactly-three-shaped box 1
exotic orchid 1
expensive cigar 1
exploding hacky-sack 1
explosion-flavored chewing gum 73
extra-greasy slider 1
extra-large palm-frond toupee 2
Extra-slimy Slimosa 1
extra-spicy bloody mary 1
extra-strength red potion 11
extra-strength rubber bands 1
extra-strength strongness elixir 1
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 1
eXtreme meat crossbow 1
eXtreme meat staff 1
eXtreme meat sword 1
eXtreme mittens 3
eXtreme nose ring 1
eXtreme scarf 3
extremely skinny jeans 1
eye of newt 200
eye of the Tiger-lily 2
eye-pod 1
eyedrops of newt 2
eyedrops of the ermine 2
eyedrops of the ocelot 1
eyepatch 1
f3d0r4 1
facehugging alien 6
facsimile dictionary 3
fairy gravy boat 2
fake blood 7
fake fake vomit 109
fake hand 27
false eyelashes 1
Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium 1
fancy ball mask 3
fancy bath salts 8
fancy blue potion 27
fancy but probably evil chocolate 10
fancy chocolate 2
fancy dress ball 81
fancy opera glasses 7
fancy seashell necklace 1
farfalle bow tie 1
fat bottom quark 1
fat loot token 1
fat stacks of cash 15
fat wallet 1
FDKOL hotcakes 1
fear condenser 1
felt 8
fermenting powder 10
ferret bait 3
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 1
fertilized ghuol egg 1
festive holiday hat 1
fetid feather 8
fettucini épines Inconnu 1
fettucini Inconnu 1
Feynman gate 31
fiery wing 1
figurine of a charred seal 7
figurine of an ancient seal 1
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 2
filth-encrusted futon 4
filthy corduroys 2
filthy hippy poncho 2
filthy knitted dread sack 1
filthy lucre 4
filthy pestle 1
filthy poultice 2
fin-bit wax 1
fine wine 1
finger cuffs 1
finger cymbals 1
fire 11
fire flower 3
fire poi 7
fireball 31
fireclutch 1
fish bazooka 1
fish scimitar 2
fish stick 3
fish-liver oil 2
fishy fish 1
fishy fish casserole 2
fishy paste 1
fishy wand 1
fizzy potion 2
flamin' bindle 1
Flaming Caipiranha 2
flaming cardboard sword 1
flaming crutch 1
flaming feather 18
flaming glowsticks 9
flaming mushroom 1
flaming mushroom wine 2
flaming sword 1
Flan in the Moon 1
flange 2
flaregun 6
flashing novelty button 2
flask of Gnomochloric acid 3
flat dough 1
flat mushroom wine 1
flayed mind 8
flirtatious feather 12
floorboard cruft 10
floral print shirt 1
flowing hippy skirt 9
fluid of fudge-finding 1
flute of flat champagne 2
flyest of shirts 1
Flying Caipiranha 1
flytrap pellet 1
foam commodore's hat 1
foam naval trousers 1
foam noodle 11
foie gras 10
foolscap fool's cap 1
foon 1
foon of fleshiness 1
foon of frigidity 1
foon of fulmination 1
football helmet 1
forest spirit rattle 1
fortune cookie 1
fossilized limb 12
fossilized spike 1
fossilized torso 1
fossilized wing 1
Frat Army FGF 9
frat brats 4
frayed rope belt 3
freezerburned ice cube 1
freezin' bindle 2
freshwater pearl necklace 2
fricasseed brains 1
friendly cheez blob 1
frightful feather 26
frigid air mattress 4
frigid fudgepuck 1
frigid hankyū 2
frigid ninja stars 3
frilly shirt 2
frilly skirt 1
frog lip-print 2
Frogade 2
frostbite-flavored Hob-O 1
frosty halo 1
Frosty's carrot 1
Frosty's frosty mug 1
Frosty's iceball 1
Frosty's nailbat 1
Frosty's old silk hat 1
Frosty's snowball sack 1
Frown Exerciser 1
frozen banquet 1
frozen feather 23
frozen Mob Penguin 3
frozen mushroom 1
frozen nunchaku 1
fruit basket 3
fruit bowl 3
fruitcake 64
fruitfilm 1
fruity girl swill 1
fry-oil-flavored Hob-O 2
Fu Manchu Wax 1
fudge lily 1
fudge-shaped hole in space-time 1
fudgecule 100
funhouse mirror 1
funky dried mushroom 56
furniture dolly 2
furry fur 43
furry green turtle 2
furry halo 1
furry kilt 1
furry pants 2
furry skirt 1
fuzzbump 5
fuzzy busby 8
fuzzy dice 2
fuzzy earmuffs 1
Fuzzy Tentacle 1
ga-ga radio 1
Gaia beads 3
Galapagosian Cuisses 2
Game Grid ticket 67
ganger bandana 1
garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O 3
Garter of the Turtle Poacher 2
gas balloon 16
gator skin 65
gatorskin umbrella 1
Gauntlets of the Blood Moon 1
gauze garter 3
gauze hammock 1
gauze shorts 2
gazely stare 3
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 1
Gearhead Goo 4
Genalen™ Bottle 10
generic healing potion 1
generic mana potion 1
generic restorative potion 1
ghost cucumber 4
ghost pickle on a stick 1
Ghost Pinching Quarterly 1
ghost protocol 1
ghostly body paint 2
ghuol ears 25
ghuol egg 8
ghuol egg quiche 2
ghuol guolash 3
ghuol-ear kabob 1
giant book of ancient carols 1
giant breath mint 1
giant cactus quill 1
giant candy cane 1
giant cheesestick 1
giant designer sunglasses 6
giant discarded bottlecap 3
giant discarded plastic fork 2
giant discarded torn-up glove 1
giant driftwood sculpture 1
giant foam finger 6
giant grain of protein powder 1
giant green gummi bear 1
giant marshmallow 3
giant motorcycle boots 1
giant moxie weed 2
giant pinky ring 3
giant safety pin 1
giant stuffed bugbear 1
giant tube of black lipstick 6
gibson 1
gilded lily 1
gill rings 1
gilt perfume bottle 2
gimlet 1
gin and tonic 1
gin-soaked blotter paper 1
gingerbread bugbear 54
gingerbread horror 52
gingerbread mutant bugbear 4
gingham blouse 2
Glass Balls of the Goblin King 1
glass gnoll eye 3
glass of gnat milk 1
glass of goat's milk 2
glass of warm milk 1
glimmering raven feather 2
glimmering roc feather 1
glistening fish meat 2
glistening staff 1
glittery mascara 1
glob of green slime 1
gloomy black mushroom 2
gloomy mushroom wine 6
glowing red eye 2
glowing syringe 1
gnashing teeth 1
gnatwing 1
gnatwing earring 1
gnauga hide 36
gnauga hide buckler 1
gnauga hide chaps 1
gnauga hide whip 1
gnoll lips 8
gnoll teeth 25
gnoll-tooth necklace 2
Gnollish autoplunger 1
Gnollish Crossdress 2
Gnollish pie tin 3
Gnollish slotted spoon 1
Gnollish toolbox 1
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 1
Go-Wassail 3
goat 1
goat beard 1
goat cheese 4
goat cheese pizza 1
goat cheese taco 1
goatskin umbrella 3
gob of wet hair 5
goblin autoblowgun 1
goblin hunting spear 1
goblin paste 7
gold crown 2
gold lamé pants 1
gold star 21
gold toothbrush 4
Golden Mean 1
Good 'n' Slimy 1
good brain 350
Goodfella contract 7
gooey paste 15
goofily-plumed helmet 1
googly eye 5
Gordon Bennett 1
goth kid t-shirt 1
GOTO 1
goulauncher 2
gr8ps 5
grapefruit 65
grapes 8
grass blade 1
grass hat 1
grass skirt 1
grass whistle 1
Grasshopper 1
Grateful Undead T-shirt 2
grave robbing shovel 1
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob 1
gray bow tie 1
grease gun 1
greasy paste 5
great big capacitor 1
Greaves of the Murk Lord 1
green beer 3
green BRICKO brick 1
green candy heart 1
green candygram 3
green clay bead 4
green eggnog 4
green gummi ingot 1
green hamhock 3
green pixel 1
green pixel potion 6
green pixie spog 1
green smoke bomb 6
green snowcone 1
Green Velvet 1
green-frosted astral cupcake 5
gremlin juice 7
gremlin mutagen 1
grey cube 2
grog 2
groose grease 1
groovy prism necklace 1
grouchy restless spirit 10
grouper fangirl 1
groupie bra 2
groupie lipstick 4
groupie spangles 2
grue egg 32
grue egg omelette 4
grumpy old man charrrm 2
grungy bandana 1
grungy flannel shirt 1
guard turtle collar 1
gummi salamander 2
Gummi-Gnauga 4,010
Gummy Brains 9
gun cleaning kit 2
guy made of bee pollen 7
gyroscope 1
haggis socks 8
haggis-infused soap 22
haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis 18
hair of the calf 1
hair of the fish 2
hair spray 4
half-empty carton of milk 3
half-orchid 1
half-sized guitar 1
halfberd 1
halibut 25
hamburger 1
hamethyst 2
hamethyst earring 2
hamethyst necklace 1
hamethyst ring 1
handful of confetti 16
handful of hand chalk 2
handful of moss 2
handful of nuts and berries 1
handful of pine needles 3
handful of sand 9
handful of sawdust 1
handful of walnuts 4
handmade hobby horse 2
handsomeness potion 2
handyman "hand soap" 2
happiness 7
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 1
harem girl t-shirt 1
Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance 1
headhunter necktie 1
heart necklace 8
heart of rock and roll 1
heart of the volcano 13
heart-shaped balloon 5
heavy D 1
heavy hot sauce 1
heavy leather-bound tome 1
heavy metal sonata 1
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 1
Heimandatz's heart 2
Hell ramen 4
hellion cube 1
hellseal claw 152
hellseal whisker 144
Helm of the Scream Emperor 1
helm of the white knight 1
helmet recipe 1
helmet turtle 3
hemp net 1
hemp string 1
henna face paint 9
herb brownies 1
herbal stuffing 27
herbs 91
hermit permit 2
Herring Wallbanger 1
herringcello 4
high-pressure seltzer bottle 1
high-resistance ultrapolymer plating 3
hill of beans 12
hippopotamus skin 4
Hippy Army MPE 29
hippy bongo 1
hippy medical kit 12
hippy paste 2
hippy protest button 10
hobo fortress blueprints 2
hobo nickel 1
hobo paste 35
Hodgman's almanac 1
Hodgman's blanket 1
Hodgman's cane 1
Hodgman's garbage sticker 1
Hodgman's harmonica 1
Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times 2
Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics 1
Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin 2
Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top 2
Hodgman's lucky sock 1
Hodgman's metal detector 1
Hodgman's varcolac paw 1
holistic headache remedy 4
Hollandaise helmet 1
holly-flavored Hob-O 1
home robotics kit 2
homeopathic healing powder 2
honey stick 3
honey-dew 2
honey-dipped locust 4
hopping socks 1
horizontal tango 1
hors d'oeuvre tray 1
hot buttered roll 1
hot date 6
hot hi mein 1
hot nuggets 5
hot pink lipstick 27
hot plate 4
hot powder 2
hot wad 56
huge gold coin 56
huge spoon 2
Hundred Headed IPA 2
hyperbolic plasma focuser 11
hypodermic needle 1
ice skate doll 2
ice stein 2
Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace 1
Ice-Cold Beer Ring 1
Ice-Cold Beerring 1
ice-cold fotie 15
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 18
ice-cold six-pack 6
ice-cold Willer 24
iced-out bling 9
icicle katana 1
icy mushroom wine 1
igloo pie 2
Iiti Kitty Gumdrop 2
Iiti Kitty phone charm 21
imitation crab crate 1
imitation crab meat 2
imitation nice watch 1
imp air 7
Imp Ale 1
imp unity ring 7
incredible pizza 1
incredibly creepy marionette 42
indescribably horrible paste 13
infernal fife 2
inflatable duck 11
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) 1
ink bladder 1
inkwell 6
innuendo 1
insane tophat 1
insanely spicy bean burrito 4
Instant Karma 28
interesting-looking twig 51
intriguing puzzle box 1
ion grid 10
ion-pulse modulation stabilizer 21
Iron Beta of Industry 14
iron pasta spoon 1
ironic battle spoon 2
ironic knit cap 1
ironic oversized sunglasses 1
irradiated candy cane 8
irradiated pet snacks 1
ivory cue ball 1
jabañero pepper 2
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 1
jack flapper 2
Jack-in-the-box 2
jamfish jam 1
janglin' bones 4
jar full of wind 2
jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade 1
jar of anniversary jam 1
jar of fermented pickle juice 1
jar of psychoses (Jick) 1
jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) 1
jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) 1
jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) 1
jar of psychoses (The Old Man) 1
jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) 1
jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) 1
jar of squeeze 1
jar of swamp gas 200
Jarlsberg's earring 1
jawbruiser 1
jazz soap 59
jellyfish gel 2
jerky coins 4
jet bennie marble 1
jewelry-making pliers 1
Jocko Homo's head 1
Jolly Roger charrrm 1
joybuzzer 61
jug of baconstone juice 1
jug of Gnomochloric acid 1
jug of hamethyst juice 1
Jumbo Dr. Lucifer 4
jumbo olive 8
keg shield 5
Kentucky-style derby 1
ketchup 1
ketchup hound 2
kick-ass kicks 5
kickback cookbook 1
killer rag doll 40
killing feather 5
king cookie 2
Kiss the Knob apron 1
Kissin' Cousins 2
kite 2
kiwi 7
kneecapping stick 2
knob bugle 1
Knob Goblin elite helm 1
Knob Goblin elite pants 1
Knob Goblin elite polearm 1
Knob Goblin elite shirt 3
Knob Goblin eyedrops 6
Knob Goblin firecracker 3
Knob Goblin harem pants 1
Knob Goblin harem veil 1
Knob Goblin learning pill 15
Knob Goblin love potion 18
Knob Goblin lunchbox 4
Knob Goblin melon baller 1
Knob Goblin Mutagen 5
Knob Goblin nasal spray 12
Knob Goblin pants 1
Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray 3
Knob Goblin seltzer 60
Knob Goblin sharpening spray 1
Knob Goblin spatula 1
Knob Goblin steroids 11
Knob Goblin stink bomb 1
Knob Goblin superseltzer 10
Knob Goblin Uberpants 1
Knob Goblin visor 3
knob ka-bobs 2
Knob Kitchen grab-bag 1
Knob lo mein 1
Knob mushroom 68
knob mushroom wine 1
Knob nuts 1
Knob pasty 2
Knob sausage 11
Knob sausage stir-fry 1
Knob stir-fry 3
Knob stroganoff 1
Knob stuffed shells 1
knobby helmet turtle 1
Knoll mushroom 67
knoll mushroom wine 1
Knoll shroomkabob 3
kobold kibble 6
Krakrox's Loincloth 2
kumquat 3
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 3
large box 1
large cocoa eggshell fragment 2
laser-broiled pear 8
lavender candy heart 4
lavender candygram 1
lavender paisley oyster egg 3
lavender plastic oyster egg 2
lavender polka-dot oyster egg 2
lavender striped oyster egg 2
lead necklace 1
lead yo-yo 1
leaf 1
leaf of grass 1
leaflet 3
leather bookmark 1
leather mask 8
leathery bat skin 71
leathery cat skin 78
leathery rat skin 29
Lederhosen of the Night 3
left half of a heart necklace 1
leftovers of indeterminate origin 2
lemon 8
lemon meringue pie 3
lemonade marble 1
length of string 4
leotarrrd 1
less-than-three-shaped box 1
lesser grodulated violet 1
Let Me Be! 3
lewd playing card 11
Li'l Businessman Kit 1
library card 2
lifeless meat doll 1
lihc eye 31
lihc eye pie 2
lihc face 7
limburger biker boots 8
lime 33
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 1
line 1
linoleum crossbow string 1
linoleum ore 9
lion oil 1
Little Crimson Book 1
little paper umbrella 10
little parachute guy 1
little round pebble 1
liver and let pie 3
liver popsicle 3
loaded serum blowgun 28
Lobos Mints 11
Lockenstock™ sandals 11
logic synthesizer 9
Lollipop Drop 1
lollipop stick 18
long pork 2
long pork casserole 1
long pork lasagna 1
long skinny balloon 1
long-stemmed rose 1
longhaired hippy wig 2
loose teeth 91
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 7
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 6
los chinos 1
lost key 30
lotion of coldness 5
lotion of hotness 7
lotion of sleaziness 7
lotion of spookiness 7
lotion of stench 4
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 8
love song of disturbing obsession 1
love song of icy revenge 1
love song of naughty innuendo 1
love song of smoldering passion 1
love song of sugary cuteness 1
love song of vague ambiguity 1
lovecat tail 2
lucky ball-and-chain 1
lucky bottlecap 5
lucky cat collar 1
lucky cat statue 4
lucky Crimbo tiki necklace 1
lucky lighter 1
lucky rabbit's foot 4
Lucky Surprise Egg 1
lumbering jack 1
lump of diamond 1
lunar isotope 1
lupine sword 2
M-242 21
macaroni duck 3
Mace of the Tortoise 1
mad scientist's sock monkey 20
Mad Train wine 21
Mae West 1
mafia aria 4
magic lamp 1
magic whistle 2
magical ice cube with a fly in it 41
magical ice cubes 10
magical mystery juice 12
magicalness-in-a-can 3
magicberry tablets 6
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 12
magnetic sculpture kit 11
magnifying glass 1
magnolia blossom 5
maid head 1
mandarina colada 1
mandarina colada with a fly in it 1
Manetwich 1
manly bloomers 1
mannequin leg 1
maple syrup 6
margarita 4
mariachi G-string 2
mariachi hat 1
Mariner's Friend cough drops 4
marionette 5
marshmallow 1
martini 3
Marvin's marvelous pill 2
marzipan skull 6
massive gemstone 24
massive sitar 1
mauve paisley oyster egg 2
mauve plastic oyster egg 2
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 6
mauve striped oyster egg 1
Maxing, Relaxing 3
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 1
McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade 16
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 1
meat engine 1
meat face 1
Meat maid body 1
meat paste 2
meat stack 2
meat vortex 3
meatcar model 1
meatsmithing guide 1
meatspout staff 1
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 50
megatofu 8
Meleegra™ pills 2
melted Jell-o shot 6
memory of a C 8
memory of a G 12
memory of a T 15
memory of an A 12
memory of an AG base pair 1
memory of some delicious amino acids 5
menorette 1
menudo ravioli 2
Mer-kin digpick 1
Mer-kin fastjuice 7
Mer-kin foodbucket 11
Mer-kin hookspear 1
Mer-kin killscroll 4
Mer-kin paste 6
Mer-kin pinkslip 3
Mer-kin pressureglobe 1
Mer-kin takebag 3
Mer-kin thingpouch 2
mermaid's purse 2
mesh cap 2
metallic A 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 3
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 2
Microplushie: Bropane 4
Microplushie: Dorkonide 4
Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid 8
Microplushie: Fauxnerditide 1
Microplushie: Gothochondria 7
Microplushie: Hippylase 16
Microplushie: Hipsterine 2
Microplushie: Hobomosome 6
Microplushie: Otakulone 16
Microplushie: Raverdrine 7
Microplushie: Sororitrate 11
milky potion 4
mime soul fragment 5
mimosette 1
mind flayer corpse 2
miner's helmet 1
miner's pants 1
mini-zeppelin 1
miniature boiler 1
miniature carton of clove cigarettes 20
miniature coffin 1
miniature deck cannon 1
miniature dormouse 1
miniature espresso maker 1
miniature Jacob's ladder 1
miniature stuffed Goth Giant 9
Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot 2
miniscule beatbox 1
misshapen animal skeleton 1
Missing Eye Simulation Device 4
mixed wildflower greens 7
Mob Penguin cellular phone 3
moist sailor's cap 2
mojo filter 1
mole molé 1
molotov cocktail cocktail 9
molten medallion 1
Mon Tiki 1
monkey wrench 1
monomolecular yo-yo 1
mood ring 20
Moon Pie 1
moonglasses 1
Moonshine Mohobo 1
Moonthril Schnapps 1
More Humanitini than Humanitini 1
Mortimer's nostrum 1
Morto Moreto 1
mother's little helper 18
moxie weed 2
Mr. Balloon 1
Mr. Haggis 8
Mr. Joe's bangles 3
Mr. Mediocrebar 3,363
MSG 1
Mudflap-Girl Earring 1
Mudflap-Girl Necklace 1
Mudflap-Girl Ring 1
mugcake 1
mullet wig 1
mummy mask 2
mummy wrapping 7
munchies pill 5
murky potion 4
mushroom fermenting solution 163
musty moccasins 1
mysterious present 1
mysterious silver lapel pin 1
nanite-infested candy cane 2
nanite-infested eggnog 5
nanite-infested fruitcake 3
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 1
nasty rat mask 1
natto marble soda 1
natural fennel soda 5
Necbro wafers 2
Necrotelicomnicon 1
necrotizing body spray 5
Neuromancer 3
neurostim pill 5
New Cloaca-Cola 1
Newbiesport™ tent 1
Newman's Own Trousers 1
NG 1
Nightstalker perfume 1
ninja carabiner 2
ninja crampons 2
ninja mop 1
ninja rope 2
Nose Ring of Putrescence 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 20
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 17
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 13
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 3
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 2
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 2
nothing-in-the-box 1
novelty tattoo sleeves 1
Now and Earlier 11
Nuclear Blastball 5
nurse's hat 1
obsidian dagger 13
ocarina of space 1
ocean motion 3
octopus's spade 1
off-white paisley oyster egg 3
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Oh, the Humanitini 1
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oil of stability 1
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oily mushroom wine 1
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ointment of the occult 2
Ol' Scratch's ash can 1
Ol' Scratch's manacles 1
Ol' Scratch's ol' britches 1
Ol' Scratch's salad fork 1
Ol' Scratch's stove door 1
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 1
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oozenog 6
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original G 1
ornamental sextant 1
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Oscus's garbage can lid 1
Osk'r Chow 1
out-of-tune biwa 1
overcookie 1
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Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster 2
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paper-plate-mail pants 1
paperclip cape 1
paperclip pants 1
paperclip sproinger 1
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paperclip-on tie 1
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papier-mâché toothpicks 1
papier-mâchéte 1
papier-mâchaeranthera 1
papier-mâchine gun 1
papier-mâchuridars 1
papier-masque 1
papier-mitre 1
papier-mochi 1
papotion of papower 1
paranormal ricotta 3
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parasitic headgnawer 1
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passable elf mask 1
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patchouli incense stick 1
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pear 1
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pet rock 31
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pet rock "Snooty" disguise 86
Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog 1
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philosopher's scone 1
philter of phorce 1
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phonics down 1
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pickle-flavored chewing gum 1
picture of a dead guy's girlfriend 5
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pie crust 1
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pig-iron helm 1
pig-iron shinguards 1
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Pine-Fresh air freshener 89
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pink glowstick 4
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porquoise 2
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portable photocopier 1
possessed top 13
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pr0n taco 1
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Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 1
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pygmy pygment 2
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questionable taco 13
Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 3
rabbit punch 2
Rad Lib 1
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Raggedy Hippy doll 1
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raisin 1
Ralph IX cognac 2
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Ram's Face Lager 9
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raspberry 5
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ratgut 1
ratini 1
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razor-sharp can lid 1
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really dense meat stack 1
record of menacing silence (used) 1
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reverse-oscillating klystron 21
rhesus monkey 5
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rock 7
Rock and Roll Legend 2
Rock Pops 57
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royal jelly 1
rubber emo roe 84
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Saison du Lune 1
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salamander slurry 2
salamander spleen 209
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sandwich of the gods 4
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Sangria de Menthe 1
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sausage wonton 1
savory staff 1
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Scalp of Gorgolok 2
scary death orb 1
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scintillating powder 2
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scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker 20
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screwing pooch 1
scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil 8
scroll of drastic healing 1
scroll of pasta summoning 2
scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff 1
scroll of Puddingskin 1
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scrumptious reagent 931
scrunchie tourniquet 1
Scuba Snack 3
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Senior Mints 3,457
sensitive poetry journal 2
Sensual Massage for Creeps 4
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set of jacks 1
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shadowy seal eye 1
sham champagne 1
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Shield of Icy Fate 1
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shingle 27
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shirt kit 1
Shivering Chèvre 1
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shot of nepenthe schnapps 1
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shredded hellseal hide 4
shrinking powder 2
shuddersword 1
Silver Bullet beer 1
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silver tongue charrrm 2
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Sinful Desires 1
sinister altar fragment 1
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slab of sponge 3
slap and tickle 1
slap and tickle with a fly in it 1
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sleeping snowy owl 2
slice of pizza 1
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slimy sweetbreads 3
slingshot 1
slip 'n' slide 1
Slippery Knob 1
Sloe Comfortable Zoo 1
Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags 2
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slug of shochu 1
slug of vodka 1
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smart skull 3
smile-sharpening stone 3
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smut orc keepsake box 2
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snailmail breeches 1
snailmail coif 1
snailmail hauberk 1
snake 20
snake shield 1
snapdragon pistil 1
snarling wolf shield 1
Sneaky Pete's breath spray 1
Sneaky Pete's key lime pie 2
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snorkel 1
Snow Queen Crown 1
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sock garters 1
sock monkey 3
soda water 22
soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini 1
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sponge cake 3
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spring 71
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squirmy violent party snack 1
St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket 6
Staff of Blood and Pudding 1
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Staff of the Black Kettle 1
Staff of the Grand Flambé 1
Staff of the Grease Trap 1
Staff of the Greasefire 1
Staff of the Kitchen Floor 1
Staff of the Midnight Snack 1
Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern 1
Staff of the Short Order Cook 1
Staff of the Teapot Tempest 1
Staff of the Walk-In Freezer 1
Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron 1
stained mattress 4
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stalk of asparagus 2
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star shirt 1
star stiletto 1
star sword 1
Steal This Candy 1
steamy ruby 2
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stench powder 5
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sterno-flavored Hob-O 4
stick 9
stick of "gum" 6
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stinky mushroom wine 1
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stomach turnover 2
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stone banjo 4
stone baseball cap 2
Stone Golem pebbles 1
stone of eXtreme power 3
stone turtle 1
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strange paste 1
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stringy sinew 26
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stuffed astral badger 28
stuffed baby gravy fairy 31
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stuffed Baron von Ratsworth 28
stuffed can of asparagus 1
stuffed carpenter 1
stuffed caterpillar 1
stuffed Cheshire bitten 24
stuffed cocoabo 31
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stuffed dodo 1
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stuffed Hodgman 3
stuffed key 32
stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech 23
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stuffed Meat 21
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stuffed mink 23
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stuffed monocle 18
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stuffed porpoise 1
stuffed sabre-toothed lime 1
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stuffed sleazy gravy fairy 34
stuffed snowy owl 23
stuffed spooky gravy fairy 28
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stuffed teddy butler 25
stuffed tin of caviar 26
stuffed treasure chest 38
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stylish swimsuit 3
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Suffering Sinner 1
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sugar shard 19
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Summer Nights 6
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suntan lotion of moxiousness 1
Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword 1
Super Magic Power Sword X 2
super salad 1
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superduperball 1
Supernova Champagne 2
supportive bra 2
Suppurating Sinner 1
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Swabbie™ swab 3
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sweet mochi ball 25
sweet rims 1
sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 4
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Sword of Dark Omens 2
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T.U.R.D.S. Key 2
t8r tots 1
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro 26
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita 20
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco 27
taco shell 1
Tales from the Fireside 3
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker 1
tamarind-flavored chewing gum 1
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tangarita with a fly in it 1
tangerine 2
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tankard of ale 1
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tasty louse 1
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Tears of the Quiet Healer 2
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teddy borg 4
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tempura air 1
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tequila sunrise 1
tequila sunset 1
tequila with training wheels 4
terrible poem 2
that gum you like 4
The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 2
The Big Book of Pirate Insults 5
The Cooler Out of Space 1
the finger 2
The Grand Poo-Bah trading card 1
The Lost Pill Bottle 1
The Mariachi's guitar case 3
The Necbronomicon 1
The Ring 1
The Snitch's Manifesto 2
The Spirit of Crimbo 1
theoretical string 2
thermos full of Knob coffee 2
thin black candle 667
Thinknerd T-Shirt 1
Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag 18
third-hand nunchaku 1
thistle wine 12
three-tiered wedding cake 1
throwing bone 11
throwing wrench 1
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Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette 1
Tiger-lily's milk 2
Tiki lighter 2
time halo 1
time sleigh 1
time's arrow 1
tin cup of mulligan stew 1
tin star 1
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tiny black hole 1
tiny bottle of absinthe 1
tiny canopic jar 1
tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg 1
tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer 3
tiny die-cast blade a-spinning 3
tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory 3
tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree 5
tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer 4
tiny die-cast Don Crimbo 2
tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer 3
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tiny die-cast Father Crimbo 1
tiny die-cast Father Crimborg 5
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tiny die-cast golden ring 1
tiny die-cast goose a-laying 3
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tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer 3
tiny die-cast killing bird 1
tiny die-cast middle-management elf 1
tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf 5
tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg 2
tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg 10
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tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf 2
tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming 5
tiny die-cast Swiss hen 1
tiny die-cast turtle mech 1
tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo 9
tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign 4
tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer 3
tiny fly glasses 1
tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker 1
tiny goth giant 1
tiny house 96
tiny knife and fork 1
tiny maracas 2
tiny ninja sword 7
tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf 2
tiny plastic accordion thief 5
tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear 1
tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll 6
tiny plastic angry bugbear 2
tiny plastic angry goat 37
tiny plastic angry space marine 1
tiny plastic anime smiley 6
tiny plastic animelf 1
tiny plastic apathetic lizardman 2
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tiny plastic Axe Wound 2
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tiny plastic barrrnacle 41
tiny plastic batbugbear 1
tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type 1
tiny plastic beanbat 1
tiny plastic bee swarm 1
tiny plastic beebee gunners 1
tiny plastic Beebee King 1
tiny plastic beebee queue 1
tiny plastic Beelzebozo 3
tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar 3
tiny plastic Black Knight 1
tiny plastic black ops bugbear 1
tiny plastic blazing bat 1
tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball 34
tiny plastic blooper 1
tiny plastic Bonerdagon 1
tiny plastic Boss Bat 2
tiny plastic brainsweeper 1
tiny plastic briefcase bat 2
tiny plastic bugaboo 1
tiny plastic Bugbear Captain 1
tiny plastic buzzerker 1
tiny plastic cavebugbear 1
tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter 1
tiny plastic Cheshire bat 31
tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ 1
tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite 1
tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel 1
tiny plastic cocoabo 38
tiny plastic coffee pixie 41
tiny plastic conservationist hippy 1
tiny plastic Crimbo elf 1
tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer 2
tiny plastic Crimbo wreath 1
tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram 18
tiny plastic cubist bull 2
tiny plastic demoninja 2
tiny plastic disco bandit 4
tiny plastic drunk goat 1
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