The Kingdom of Loathing
Display Case Database
[ Home ]   [ About ]   [ Sets ]   [ Images ]   [ News ]   [ FAQ ]   [ Stats ]

Name or ID Query




Set Query

Sets of Items

Special Query
Display Case for LiamAndMe (#422104)
This player is ranked #392 for Most Total Items with a total of 448,221 items.
This player is ranked #96 for Most Unique Items with a total of 5,457 items.

This player is a member of the clan Urban Achievers.

Show items that LiamAndMe  

LiamAndMe (#422104)
This player has 5,457 unique items and 448,221 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 404
"Humorous" T-shirt 1
"Remember the Trees" Shirt 2
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 2
1-ball 74
1.21 jigawatts 4
1/6th Pound Cake 1
100-Watt bulb 28
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 124
2-ball 93
25-meat staff 7
3-ball 87
30669 scroll 232
33398 scroll 178
334 scroll 160
37x37x37 puzzle cube 2
4-ball 88
4-d camera 21
4-dimensional guitar 31
4:20 bomb 1
5-Alarm Saucepan 2
5-ball 89
5-hour acrimony 391
6-ball 101
64067 scroll 1
668 scroll 9
7-ball 107
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 65
7-inch discus 3
8-ball 455
8-billed baseball cap 1
9-ball 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 154
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) 1
a butt tuba 6
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 3
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) 1
a cute angel 1
A Light that Never Goes Out 1
a little sump'm sump'm 6
A. W. O. L. commendation 21
abandoned candy 2
abominable blubber 5
abominable snowcone 205
Abyssal ember 3
accidental cider 12
accidental mutton 1
acid-squirting flower 167
acoustic guitarrr 230
actual reality goggles 2
adder 1
adder bladder 5,476
adhesive tape dolly 2
adorable seal larva 1
adventurer clone egg 2
aerated diving helmet 1
affordable teak perch 1
Agent Corrigan's cigarette 2
agua de vida 1
airblaster gun 1
airplane charter: Spring Break Beach 1
albatross necklace 2
Alewife™ Ale 49
Alice's Army Alchemist 1
Alice's Army booster box 2
Alice's Army Bowman 1
Alice's Army Cleric 1
Alice's Army Coward 1
Alice's Army Dervish 1
Alice's Army Foil Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Foil Bowman 1
Alice's Army Foil Cleric 1
Alice's Army Foil Guard 1
Alice's Army Foil Halberder 1
Alice's Army Foil Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Foil Horseman 1
Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Foil Ninja 1
Alice's Army Foil Nurse 1
Alice's Army Foil Page 1
Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Foil Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Foil Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Foil Wallman 1
Alice's Army Guard 1
Alice's Army Halberder 1
Alice's Army Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Horseman 1
Alice's Army Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Martyr 1
Alice's Army Ninja 1
Alice's Army Nurse 1
Alice's Army Page 1
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Sniper 1
Alice's Army Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Wallman 1
alien drugs 1
alien force field disruptor bean 1
alien source code printout 2
alien source code printout (used) 1
all-purpose cleaner 137
all-purpose flower 2
all-year sucker 1
alpha-mail pants 7
alphabet gum 5
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
amber aviator shades 4
ammonite candy mold 1
ammonite fossil 37
amok pudding 1
amok putter 1
amphibious tophat 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 191
Amulet of Yendor 214
ancient calendar 1
ancient calendar fragment 54
ancient cursed foot locker 3
ancient frozen dinner 57
ancient ice cream scoop 6
ancient Magi-Wipes 12
ancient poisoned dart 202
ancient protein powder 79
Ancient Saucehelm 3
ancient spice 228
ancient stone fist 56
ancient stone head 25
ancient turtle shell 2
ancient turtle shell powder 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 25
ancient vinyl coin purse 21
anemone nematocyst 7
angel-food cake 1
Angelhair Culottes 2
Angry Farmer candy 661
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 104
angry inch 1
angst burger 1
Ankh of Badahnkadh 5
anniversary balloon 2
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
annoying pitchfork 17
ant agonist 4
ant antidepressant 2
ant hoe 2
ant pick 4
ant pitchfork 4
ant rake 4
ant sickle 1
anti-anti-antidote 56
anticheese 11
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 50
antique accordion 1
antique bottle of cough syrup 1
antique bottle opener 50
antique greaves 118
antique hand mirror 11
antique helmet 124
antique machete 1
antique packet of ketchup 13
antique painting of a landscape 37
antique pair of blue jeans 99
antique record album 108
antique shield 124
antique souvenir drawing 20
antique spear 151
antique spyglass 1
Apathargic Bandersnatch 1
apathetic lizardman doll 1
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 1
archaeologing shovel 1
Argarggagarg's fang 2
armgun 21
around the world 1
arrow'd heart balloon 7
arrowgram 95
arrrgyle socks 112
Arrrmetia trading card 1
arse-a'fire elixir 1
artisanal limoncello 3
asbestos apron 11
asbestos crossbow 12
asbestos crossbow string 5
asbestos helmet turtle 1
asbestos meat stack 3
asbestos ore 53
asbestos staff 6
asbestos stick 2
asbestos sword 6
asbestos sword hilt 4
ASCII shirt 21
Asleep in the Cemetery 8
asparagus knife 107
asparagus lo mein 2
asparagus stir-fry 80
aspirin 4
asshat 7
astral badger 1
astral mushroom 18
astronaut pants 321
Atomic Comic 5
Atomic Pop 1
atomic vector plotter 91
attention spanner 5
attorney's badge 1
augmented El Vibrato drone 1
Aura Libre 1
Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) 1
automatic catapult 7
awful poetry journal 279
Ax of L'rose 1
Aye Aye 1
Aye Aye, Captain 1
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth 1
bätzle 5
baby cuddlefish 1
baby killer bee 400
babycakes 2
backwoods screwdriver 3
bacon bath ball 4
baconstone 6
baconstone bracelet 4
baconstone earring 3
baconstone pendant 4
baconstone ring 4
bad penguin egg 1
bad-ass club 1
badass belt 82
badass pie 1
badge of authority 1
badger badge 3
Bag o' Tricks 1
bag of airline peanuts 219
bag of bones 19
bag of Cheat-Os 92
bag of GORF 2
bag of GORP 1
bag of lard 6
bag of many confections 2
bag of pygmy blood 1
bag of QWOP 1
bag of unfinished business 1
bag of W&Ws 1
baggie of powdered sugar 8,387
balaclava 19
balaclava baklava 69
ball 59
ball-in-a-cup 1
ballast turtle 1
balloon helmet 6
balloon monkey 7
balloon shield 2
balloon sword 5
ballpark hot daub 1
ballroom blintz 67
balsa plank 1
bamboo bokuto 13
banana 18
banana cream pie 1
banana daiquiri 2
banana milkshake 1
banana peel 80
banana smoothie 2
banana spritzer 1
banana supersucker 2
bananagate 61
bananarama bangle 2
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 2
baneful bandolier 2
Banfoy's Boutique Order Form 1
banjo strings 24
baobab sap 1
bar skin 100
bar whip 2
barbed-wire fence 147
bargain flash powder 13
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 3
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 51
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 4
barrrnacle 112
barskin buckler 2
barskin cloak 2
barskin hat 5
barskin loincloth 1
barskin tent 2
bartender skull 1
bartender-in-the-box 2
bartender-skull-in-the-box 1
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 42
Barulio's bottle 20
baseball 49
Bash-Ōs boxtop 1
Bash-Ōs cereal 3
basic meat crossbow 4
basic meat fez 1
basic meat foon 2
basic meat helmet 3
basic meat kilt 12
basic meat pants 12
basic meat skirt 2
basic meat spork 5
basic meat staff 4
basic meat sword 1
bat guano 120
bat haggis 4
bat hat 2
bat whip 2
bat wing 142
bat wing kabob 2
bat wing stir-fry 1
bat-ass leather jacket 2
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 3
batarang 1
batblade 31
batgut 414
bath ball gift set 1
battered Crimbo Crate 64
battered hubcap 1
battered old top-hat 1
Battlie Light Saver 3
bazookafish bubble gum 55
beach ball marble 2
beach glass bead 57
beach glass necklace 2
bean burrito 4
beanbag chair 8
beastly paste 13
beaten-up Chucks 2
beautiful soup 1
beaver spear 2
bed of coals 5
beefy fish meat 7
beer basted brat 1
beer bomb 330
beer bong 40
beer cartilage 2
beer goggles 18
beer helmet 85
beer lens 17
beer-a-pult 1
beer-scented teddy bear 6
beer-soaked mop 12
beertini 11
begpwnia 5
beholed bedsheet 4
beige clambroth marble 1
Beignet Milgranet 1
bejeweled accordion strap 2
bejeweled cufflinks 23
bejeweled pledge pin 76
belemnite candy mold 1
belemnite fossil 27
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 9
bellhop bell 7
Belt of Howling Anger 1
Ben-Gal™ Balm 7
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 1
bent scrap metal 2
berries of suffering 20
berry-infused sake 1
Better Than Cuddling Cake 15
bewitching boots 1
bezoar ring 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 4
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 6
BGE merchandise order form 57
BGE pocket calendar 4
BGE shotglass 33
BGE temporary tattoo 7
BGE tiny plastic toy 1
bi-lateral logic compressor 80
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 15
big bad voodoo mask 6
big bass drum 29
big boom 23
big bumboozer marble 1
big bundle of chamoix 9
Big Candy's tophat 1
big dribbly candle 2
big glob of skin 5
big red clown nose 424
big rock 201
big slimy cyst 2
big stick 41
big stirring stick 2
bigger stick 48
bilge wine 2,699
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 7
bindle of joy 1
bindlestocking 51
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
bird rib 62
birthday candle 1
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 2
bishop cookie 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 2
bit of clingfilm 34
bit-o-cactus 31
bite-me-red lipstick 80
bitter bowtie 1
bitter pill 1
BitterSweetTarts 13
BittyCar HotCar 1
BittyCar SoulCar 1
Bjorn's Hammer 2
black & tan 1,270
black belt 1
black blade 1
Black Body™ spray 1
black BRICKO brick 1
black candy heart 65
black candygram 1
black catseye marble 1
black cherry soda 1
black cowboy hat 1
black eye shadow 1
black eyedrops 14
black facepaint 1
black forest cake 1,454
black forest ham 1,367
black gold 1
black greaves 1
black helmet 1
Black Hole 1
black kettle drum 9
black label 1
black lotus 1
Black No. 2 4,406
black paisley oyster egg 14
black pension check 1,226
black pepper 1,605
black picnic basket 641
black pixel 548
black plastic oyster egg 21
black polka-dot oyster egg 13
black pudding 162
black sheepskin diploma 1
black shield 8
black snake skin 3,343
black snowcone 27
black spot 2
black striped oyster egg 24
black sword 42
black tear 1
black velvet box 1
black-and-blue light 605
blackberry 2,598
blackberry combat boots 2
blackberry galoshes 3
blackberry moccasins 1
blackberry polite 2
blackberry slippers 1
Blackfly Chardonnay 1,336
blammer 1
blank diary 1
blank fudge mold 4
blank note 1
blank prescription sheet 1
Blatantly Canadian 29
blended frozen swill 2
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 1
blind-packed capsule toy 1
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 1
Bling of the New Wave 1
Blizzards I Have Died In 1
blob of acid 1
blob of Alphredo™ 1
blob of wood glue 1
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 29
Blood 'n' Plenty 1
blood flower 143
blood kiwi 1
Blood Light 12
blood of the Wereseal 4
blood sausage 1
blood-faced volleyball 46
bloodied surgical dungarees 1
bloodstain stick 1
bloody beer 104
bloody clown pants 154
bloody mary 20
blowdart 1
blue class ring 16
Blue Diamond of Honesty 1
blue glowstick 3
blue oyster badge 1
blue paisley oyster egg 18
blue pixel 278
blue pixel potion 3
blue plasma ball 563
blue plastic baby 1
blue plastic oyster egg 12
blue polka-dot oyster egg 10
blue potion 3
blue raspberry troll doll 1
blue ribbon 1
blue shell 1
blue snowcone 133
blue striped oyster egg 10
blue suede shoes 1
blue velvet cake 7
blue-frosted astral cupcake 5
blueberry-frosted king cake 1
blundarrrbus 4
blunt cat claw 1
blunt icepick 1
bobcat grenade 1
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
Bohemian rhapsody 1
boilermaker 4
Boletus Broletus mushroom 1
bone abacus 1
bone and arrows 4
bone aperitif 6
bone chips 5
bone collar 4
bone crusher 4
bone flute 20
bone meal 5
bone rattle 69
bone spurs 1
Bone's Farm "wine" 18
boneana hammock 2
bonedanna 2
bonerang 2
Bonerdagon necklace 2
boning knife 3
bonsai tree 1
booby trap 1
book of matches 1
BOOtonniere 1
Boots of Twilight Whispers 1
booty chest charrrm 1,296
booty chest charrrm bracelet 2
booze-soaked cherry 1
boozebomb 1
Boozehounds Anonymous token 196
Bordeaux Marteaux 2
borg sock monkey 7
boring spaghetti 9
Boris's Helm (askew) 1
Boris's key lime 14
Boris's key lime pie 4
Boris's ring 10
borrowed time 10
Boss Bat bling 2
Boss Bat britches 16
Boss Drops 1
bottle of alcohol 62
bottle of antifreeze 9
bottle of black cat tonic 9
bottle of Blank-Out 24
bottle of Bloodweiser 1
bottle of bubbles 177
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 3
bottle of Cochon Noir 1
bottle of cooking sherry 10
bottle of Definit 1
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 1
bottle of Evermore 1
bottle of extra-strength melodramamine 1
bottle of fire 1
bottle of gin 104
bottle of Goldschnöckered 1
bottle of goofballs 20
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 2
bottle of laundry sherry 1
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 1
bottle of limeade 1
bottle of melodramamine 10
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 62
bottle of moontan lotion 1
bottle of Mystic Shell 5
bottle of Ooze-O 9
bottle of peppermint schnapps 7
bottle of perfume 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 1
bottle of Pinot Renoir 33
bottle of pirate juice 3
bottle of popskull 51
bottle of realpagne 4
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 2
bottle of rum 631
bottle of sake 54
bottle of sewage schnapps 201
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 2
bottle of tequila 117
bottle of ultravitamins 2
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 40
bottle of vodka 74
bottle of whiskey 1,998
bottle of wine 2
bottle opener belt buckle 44
bottlecap turtle 1
bottled green pixie 1
bottled inspiration 7
bottled swamp gas 2
boulder 50
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bounty-hunting pants 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 7
bow 1
bow staff 1
bowl of Bounty-Os 1
bowl of cottage cheese 153
bowl of fishysoisse 11
bowl of lucky charms 20
bowl of rye sprouts 1
Bowl of Scorpions 1
bowlegged pants 1
bowler 1
bowling ball 7
box 423
box of bear arms 1
box of Dweebs 1
box of Familiar Jacks 1
box of hammers 2
box of Pokëmann band-aids 15
box of sunshine 1,533
box turtle 24
box-in-the-box 2
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 4
boxcar turtle 1
boxed champagne 1
boxed wine 470
boxing glove 5
boxing glove on a spring 1
boxing-glove-in-a-box 7
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 10
brains casserole 3
BRAINS shorts 37
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 1
brainy skull 1
brand new key 1
brass abacus 1
brass crank handle 2
brass dorsal fin 1
brass gear 1
brass stinger 5
brazen bracelet 1
breadchucks 1
breaded beer 9
breath mint 1
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 1
brick 295
brick of sand 7
BRICKO airship 1
BRICKO bat 1
BRICKO brick 6,707
BRICKO bulwark 1
BRICKO cathedral 1
BRICKO elephant 1
BRICKO eye brick 1,045
BRICKO gargantuchicken 2
BRICKO hat 2
BRICKO octopus 1
BRICKO ooze 1
BRICKO oyster 1
BRICKO pants 1
BRICKO pearl 1
BRICKO pyramid 1
BRICKO python 1
BRICKO reactor 1
BRICKO sword 1
BRICKO trunk 1
BRICKO turtle 1
BRICKO vacuum cleaner 1
briefcase 60
brigand brittle 1
Bright Water 1
Brimstone Boxers 1
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 9
brine 107
briny vinegar 1
brittle plastic handle 4
broken BRICKO brick 1
broken carburetor 1
broken cellular phone 18
broken clock 1
broken El Vibrato drone 1
broken glass grenade 1
broken skull 112
broken sword 245
broken warbear gyrocopter 1
bronze breastplate 16
bronze handcuffs 2
bronzed locust 27
BROS Energy Drink 1
brown crock marble 2
brown felt tophat 1
brown pixel 2
brown plastic baby 1
brown sugar cane 1,854
bubble bauble bow 3
bubble-wrap simulator 3
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 2
bubblewrap crossbow 1
bubblewrap ore 403
bubblewrap staff 1
bubblewrap sword 1
bubblin' crude 4
bubbling tempura batter 1
bubbly potion 119
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of honey 45
bucket of wine 13
buckler buckle 62
buckyball 39
buffalo blade 1
buffed alien drugs 1
bug paste 1
bugbear beanie 179
bugbear bungguard 144
bugbear detector 1
bugbear purification pill 11
bugged bön±Ã©t 2
bugged balaclava 1
bugged beanie 3
Bulky Buddy Box 178
bull blubber 2
bullet-proof corduroys 35
bum cheek 470
bumblebee marble 3
bunch of bananas 300
bunch of square grapes 286
bungle in the jungle 2
bunny liver 2
buoybottoms 11
burnt flower 5
burrowgrub hive 1
burst hellseal brain 25
BURT 37
bus pass 10
butterfly knife 1
Buttery Knob 1
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 3
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. chum 1
C.H.U.M. knife 6
C.H.U.M. lantern 3
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 4
cactus fruit 4
cactus monocle 1
caipifruta 2
Caipiranha 1
calavera concertina 3
calle de miel 26
calle de miel with a fly in it 2
calm attention-deficit demon 1
Camp Scout backpack 1
Camp Scout pup tent 1
can cannon 2
can of Binarrrca 2,087
can of black paint 1
can of Brütalbräu 1
can of CRIMBCOLA 31
can of depilatory cream 2
can of Drooling Monk 1
can of fake snow 1
can of franks 'n' beans 7
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 5
can of Impetuous Scofflaw 2
can of maces 1
can of Rain-Doh 1
can of Red Minotaur 78
can of spinach 17
can of starch 7
can of sterno 1
can of Swiller 58
can of V-11 1
Can-Can skirt 2
can-can-in-a-can 3
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 72
can-you-dig-it? 1
Candicaine 1
candied kobold 16
candied yam pinky ring 1
candied yams 61
Candy Alexander 1
candy brain 52
candy cane 303
candy cornucopia 3
candy kneecapping stick 1
candy knuckles 3
candy skeleton 18
candy stake 31
cane-mail shirt 1
cannonball charrrm 1,086
cannonball charrrm bracelet 1
canopic jar 121
canteen of wine 189
capacitor relay 1
carbon nanotube frame 1
carbonated soy milk 9
carbonated water lily 2,786
cardboard box turtle 2
cardboard crossbow 1
cardboard katana 12
cardboard ore 412
cardboard staff 1
cardboard sword 1
cardboard wakizashi 107
caret 4
carob brownies 1
carob cannon 1
carob chunk cookies 21
carob chunk noodles 22
carob chunks 57
carrot juice 1
carrot nose 1
carton of rotten eggs 1
cartoon heart 2
casino pass 58
cast 435
cast-iron legacy paddle 1
cat appendix 52
catgut 122
catgut taco 1
catskin buckler 3
catskin cap 2
catsup 28
caustic slime nodule 1
celestial carrot juice 1
celestial squid ink 1
Cement Mixer 2
cement sandals 2
centipede eggs 24
Cerebral Cloche 2
Cerebral Crossbow 12
Cerebral Culottes 2
chain-mail monokini 7
chainsaw chain 15
Chakra Libre 1
Chalice of the Malkovich Prince 1
chamoisole 1
chaos butterfly 816
chaos popcorn 4
charged magnet 1
charming flute 3
charpuce jub-jub bird 1
charrrm bracelet 1
cheap Chinese beer 1
cheap cigar butt 28
cheap clip-on ninja tie 1
cheap elven gloves 63
cheap plastic blowgun 6
cheap plastic bottle opener 220
cheap plastic kazoo 1
cheap studded belt 586
cheap toaster 7
cheap wind-up clock 2
cheezburger 1
chef skull 1
chef's hat 154
chef-in-the-box 1
chef-skull-in-the-box 1
cherry 117
Cherry Cloaca Cola 83
cherry pie 8
Chester's Aquarius medallion 1
Chester's bag of candy 2
Chester's cutoffs 1
Chester's moustache 2
Chester's muscle shirt 1
Chester's sunglasses 1
chewing gum on a string 183
ChibiBuddy™ (off) 1
children of the candy corn 1
Children's Meal of the Damned 1
Chinese curse words 1
chintzy accordion pin 4
chintzy disco ball pendant 3
chintzy noodle ring 4
chintzy saucepan earring 2
chintzy seal pendant 7
chintzy turtle brooch 2
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 1
chiptune guitar 72
chisel 1
chitinous pod 1
chloroform rag 45
chlorophyll paste 1
chocolate bath ball 4
chocolate box 1
chocolate cigar 35
chocolate disco ball 1
chocolate filthy lucre 51
chocolate frosted sugar bomb 1
chocolate pasta spoon 91
chocolate saucepan 1
chocolate seal-clubbing club 14
chocolate spurs 4
chocolate stolen accordion 1
chocolate turtle totem 6
chocolate-covered caviar 1
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 7
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 1
chocolate-frosted king cake 17
Choker of the Ultragoth 2
chopsticks 123
Chorale of Companionship 1
Chori Zo trading card 1
chorizo brownies 21
chorizo taco 67
chrome crossbow 10
chrome crossbow string 2
chrome helmet turtle 2
chrome meat stack 3
chrome ore 62
chrome staff 7
chrome stick 3
chrome sword 8
chrome sword hilt 5
Chroner 1
chunk of depleted Grimacite 110
chunk of rock salt 10
cigarette lighter 3
Cinco Mayo Lager 1
cinnamon troll doll 1
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 1
citrus-infused sake 1
Clan pool table 1
Clan VIP Lounge invitation 1
class five ecto-larva 1
classy monkey 1
Claw of the Infernal Seal 2
clay peace-sign bead 66
Claybender glasses 1
Climate Colada 1
clingfilm cap 1
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm tangle 1
clingfilm trousers 1
Cloaca grenade 727
Cloaca-Cola 308
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 147
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 63
Cloaca-Cola helmet 61
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 51
Cloaca-Cola shield 65
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 19
Cloak of Dire Shadows 1
clock-cleaning hammer 1
clockwork bartender head 1
clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box 1
clockwork bartender-in-the-box 6
clockwork chef head 1
clockwork chef-head-in-the-box 1
clockwork chef-in-the-box 1
clockwork claws 3
clockwork clockwise dome 1
clockwork counterclockwise dome 3
clockwork crossbow 1
clockwork detective skull 1
clockwork doohickey 3
clockwork endoskeleton 3
clockwork handle 1
clockwork hat 2
clockwork key 20
clockwork maid 1
clockwork maid head 1
clockwork pants 3
clockwork pirate skull 1
clockwork rings 1
clockwork rod 1
clockwork shank 1
clockwork sheet 1
clockwork sphere 1
clockwork spine 10
clockwork staff 1
clockwork sword 1
clockwork thingamajig 11
clockwork trench coat 2
clockwork widget 1
cloudy potion 85
clove-flavored lip balm 3
clown hammer 248
clown shoes 165
clown skin 389
clown whip 1
clown wig 7
clownskin belt 1
clownskin buckler 1
clownskin harness 10
club necklace 14
club of corruption 1
club of the five seasons 3
club sandwich 1
clumsiness bark 70
coal dust 1
coal paperweight 1
coal shovel 1
cob of corn 5
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 9
cocktail napkin 85
cocktail onion 49
cocoa egg 34
cocoa eggshell fragment 415
coconut bikini top 1
coconut shell 1,957
cod cape 1
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 12
Codpiece of the Goblin King 7
coffee pixie stick 2
coffin lid 10
cog 207
cog and sprocket assembly 4
Coily™ 2
Colander of Em-er'il 4
cold and sour sauce 1
cold clusterbomb 1
cold hi mein 4
Cold Hots candy 61
cold ninja mask 124
cold nuggets 39
cold powder 3
cold wad 8
cold water bottle 1
cold-filtered water 1
collapsible baton 7
collection of tiny spooky objects 31
cologne of contempt 37
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 3
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 117
colored-light "necklace" 1
colorful plastic ball 5,590
colorful toad 1
comb jelly 1
combat fan 2
Comet Drop 2
Comet Pop 1
comfy blanket 2
comfy coffin 11
comfy pillow 3
Comma Chameleon egg 1
commemorative war stein 2
communications windchimes 392
complicated lock impression 2
compressed air canister 1
compression stocking 2
computronic processing unit 1
concentrated cordial of concentration 1
concentrated garbage juice 15
concentrated magicalness pill 5
concoction of clumsiness 2
confusing LED clock 2
congratulatory cake 1
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 245
container of Spooky Putty 1
contract enforcement stick 2
control crystal 1
Cookbook of the Damned 7
cool cat claw 1
cool cat elixir 1
cool jelly donut 1
cool mushroom 22
cool mushroom casserole 4
cool mushroom wine 3
cool whip 36
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 1
copper ha'penny charrrm 1,094
copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet 18
cordial of concentration 4
corn holder 30
corncob pipe 3
corned-beef Reuben 24
cornuthaum 205
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 109
Corpse Island iced tea 32
corpse on the beach 31
corpsebite 2
corpsedriver 38
corpsetini 33
correction fluid 19
corroded breeches 1
corrosive cowl 1
corrupt club of corruption 1
corrupted data 161
Cosmic Calorie 1
cosmic lemonade 1
cosmic paste 1
costume sword 13
cottage 7
cotton candy bale 2
cotton candy cocoon 1
cotton candy cone 1
cotton candy cordial 1
cotton candy pillow 8
cotton candy pinch 1
cotton candy plug 1
cotton candy skoshe 1
cotton candy smidgen 1
crêepy mask 2
cracker 7
cranberries 257
cranberry cordial 1
cranberry schnapps 7
crappy brain 1
crappy Mer-kin mask 1
crappy Mer-kin tailpiece 1
crappy waiter disguise 1
crate of fish meat 1
crayon shavings 1
crazy little Turkish delight 39
Crazymaker 1
cream of pointy mushroom soup 3
cream pie 22
cream stout 83
creamsicle 94
creepy ginger ale 1
creepy voice box 1
creepy voodoo doll 112
creepy-ass club 1
Crepes a la Lune 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 3
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 3
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 3
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 3
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 4
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) 1
CRIMBCO lanyard 1
CRIMBCO mug 6
CRIMBCO scrip 5
CRIMBCO wine 6
CRIMBCOIDS mints 128
CRIMBCOLOAF 29
Crimbo candied pecan 108
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 24
Crimbo fudge 113
Crimbo hat 1
Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. 1
Crimbo pants 1
Crimbo paste 1
Crimbo peppermint bark 115
Crimbo pie 8
Crimbo stocking 1
Crimbo sword 1
Crimbo ukulele 3
Crimbo wreath 47
Crimbojito 2
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbough 1
Crimboween memo 97
Crimbuck 13
crimsilion jub-jub bird 2
croquet hedgehog 1
crossbow string 42
crotchety pants 1
crowbar 5
crowbarrr 51
Crown of the Goblin King 73
crown-shaped beanie 2
crude voodoo doll 1
cruelty-free wine 79
crumbling rat skull 3
crusty hula hoop 10
cryptic puzzle box 1
crystal decanter 1
crystal skull 1
crystallized memory 1
CSA all-purpose soap 1
CSA bravery badge 1
CSA cheerfulness ration 1
CSA discount card 1
CSA fire-starting kit 1
CSA obedience grenade 2
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 1
cube of billiard chalk 4
cuckoo clock 1
cup of hickory chicory 12
cup of infinite pencils 1
cup of lukewarm tea 1
cup of primitive beer 984
cupcake-in-a-cup 9
curdflinger 2
curmudgel 20
cursed black pearl onion 55
cursed bottle of black-label rum 47
cursed bottle of rum 66
cursed breeches 1
cursed cannonball 40
cursed cutlass 1
cursed dirty joke scroll 48
cursed eyepatch 1
cursed piece of thirteen 1
Cursed Punch 1
cursed ring finger ring 1
cursed scrunchie 3
cursed sea biscuit 54
cursed voodoo skull 51
custard pie 1
cyber-mattock 2
cyborg doll 3
cyborg stompin' boot 5
cyclops eyedrops 30
cymbal syrup 130
D roll 1
d10 716
d12 685
d20 623
d4 231
d6 724
d8 738
Daffy Taffy 280
daisy 5
damp old wallet 1
dance card 23
dandy lion cub 1
dangerous jerkcicle 396
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 2
Dark & Starry 1
dark potion 100
Das Überkühlraum trading card 1
das boot 1
daub-breaker 1
day-old beer 14
deactivated MicroMechaMech 1
Deactivated MiniMechaElf 1
deactivated nanobots 1
Deactivated O. A. F. 62
dead guy's memento 1
dead guy's piece of double-sided tape 1
dead guy's watch 72
dead lights pie 4
dead meat bun 1
deadfall branch 2
deadly lampshade 12
deadly nightshade 1
deanimated reanimator's coffin 1
death blossom 1
decanter of fine Scotch 1
decaying goldfish liver 58
decaying wooden oar 1
decaying wooden paddle 2
decaying wooden pole 1
decent brain 1
deck of lewd playing cards 1
deck of tropical cards 3
decomposed boot 1
decorative fountain 96
deep six-shooter 2
defective skull 215
dehydrated caviar 121
delectable catalyst 1
delectable fire ant 1
delicious comfit? 2
delicious noodles 96
delicious salad 224
delicious shimmering moth 6
delicious spicy noodles 3
delicious stinkbug 1
delicious swamp muck 1
deluxe fax machine 5
demon buckler 2
demon skin 527
demon whip 4
demon-horned hat 2
demonic paste 1
demonskin jacket 4
demonskin trousers 3
denim axe 2
dense meat crossbow 1
dense meat stack 15
dense meat staff 2
dense meat sword 1
dental pliers 1
dented harmonica 68
deodorant 113
depantsing bomb 45
depleted Grimacite astrolabe 1
depleted Grimacite grappling hook 2
depleted Grimacite gravy boat 1
depleted Grimacite hammer 1
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 1
depleted Grimacite ninja mask 1
depleted Grimacite shinguards 1
depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt 1
depleted uranium seal figurine 2
desiccated apricot 142
designer handbag 3
desktop zen garden 1
detective skull 1
dethklok 1
detour shield 1
devil's-food cake 1
devilish folio 5
dew yoana lei 1
dew yoana salacious lei 1
diamond necklace 18
diamond-studded cane 152
diamond-studded fronts 4
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 5
didgeridooka 71
Diet Cloaca Cola 30
digital key lime 8
digital key lime pie 3
digital underground potion 1
dilapidated wizard hat 1
dill 316
dinged-up triangle 2
dingy planks 3
dinner roll 1
dire fudgesicle 2
dirty hobo gloves 736
disassembled clover 374
disbelief suspenders 24
Disco 'Fro Pick 4
disco ball 226
Disco Banjo 8
disco mask 207
discocktail 1
Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog 1
Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate 1
disease 375
disembodied brain 38
disembodied smile 68
dishrag 18
disintegrating quill pen 680
disintegrating sheet music 177
disintegrating spiky collar 5
displaced fish 1,888
disposable instant camera 1
distention pill 1
distilled fortified wine 20
distressed denim pants 89
disturbing fanfic 269
Divine 2
divine blowout 84
divine can of silly string 530
divine champagne flute 87
divine champagne popper 19
divine cracker 182
divine noisemaker 492
diving muff 1
DNOTC Box 1
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 9
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 778
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 4
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 5
Doc's Miracle Cure 135
Dogsgotnonoz pills 1
doll house 98
dollar sign 2
dollar-sign bag 1
dollhive 211
Dolphin King's crown 2
dolphin whistle 3
donkey flipbook 5
dope gangsta bling-bling 14
dope wheels 21
doppelshifter egg 1
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 14
double daisy 1
double-barreled sling 47
double-ice box 1
double-ice britches 1
double-ice cap 5
double-ice gum 1
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 1
drab sonata 30
Drac & Tan 1
drafty drawers 1
draggin' ball hat 132
dragon snaps 44
dragonfish caviar 24
Dramatic™ range 40
dread tarragon 1
dreadful box 1
dreadful roast 1
dreadlock whip 637
Dreadsylvanian Almanac page 1
Dreadsylvanian clockwork key 1
Dreadsylvanian seed pod 2
Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie 1
Dreadsylvanian stew 1
dress pants 1
dried face 51
dripping meat crossbow 3
dripping meat staff 2
dripping meat sword 1
Drizzlers™ Black Licorice 1
drone self-destruct chip 1
droopy doll eye 1
drop of water-37 1
Drowsy Sword 26
drum machine 271
drum of pomade 9
drum of tommy ammo 1
Drunken Astrophysicist 1
Drunken Neurologist 1
Drunken Philosopher 1
dry martini 2
dry noodles 5,563
dry vodka martini 10
drywall axe 58
dubious loincloth 1
dubious peppermint 2
ducha de oro 36
duck-on-a-string 17
duct tape 88
duct tape buckler 1
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape shirt 1
duct tape sword 1
duct tape wallet 1
dude ranch souvenir crate 1
dueling banjo 2
dueling turtle 1
dull fish scale 739
Dump Truck 1
dungeon dragon chest 1
Dungeon Fist gauntlet 1
dungeoneer's dungarees 16
dungeoneering kit 1
Duskwalker fangs 1
Duskwalker syringe 1
dusty animal cranium 2
dusty animal jawbone 1
dusty animal pelvis 1
dusty animal skull 1
dusty bottle of Marsala 356
dusty bottle of Merlot 503
dusty bottle of Muscat 1,081
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 547
dusty bottle of Port 1,299
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 855
dusty Crimbo crate 39
dusty eighth caudal vertebra 2
dusty eighth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra 2
dusty fifth caudal vertebra 2
dusty fifth cervical vertebra 1
dusty fifth lumbar vertebra 1
dusty fifth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty first caudal vertebra 2
dusty first cervical vertebra 2
dusty first lumbar vertebra 1
dusty first thoracic vertebra 1
dusty fourth caudal vertebra 2
dusty fourth cervical vertebra 2
dusty fourth lumbar vertebra 4
dusty fourth thoracic vertebra 2
dusty left clavicle 2
dusty left eighth rib 2
dusty left eleventh rib 1
dusty left femur 1
dusty left fibula 1
dusty left fifth rib 1
dusty left first front claw 3
dusty left first rear claw 4
dusty left first rib 3
dusty left fourth front claw 1
dusty left fourth rear claw 1
dusty left fourth rib 1
dusty left humerus 1
dusty left kneecap 1
dusty left ninth rib 2
dusty left radius 2
dusty left scapula 1
dusty left second front claw 1
dusty left second rear claw 3
dusty left second rib 2
dusty left seventh rib 2
dusty left sixth rib 1
dusty left tenth rib 1
dusty left third front claw 2
dusty left third rear claw 3
dusty left third rib 1
dusty left thumb 1
dusty left tibia 1
dusty left twelfth rib 2
dusty left ulna 1
dusty ninth caudal vertebra 1
dusty ninth thoracic vertebra 3
dusty right clavicle 1
dusty right eighth rib 2
dusty right eleventh rib 1
dusty right femur 1
dusty right fibula 1
dusty right fifth rib 1
dusty right first front claw 3
dusty right first rear claw 1
dusty right first rib 1
dusty right fourth front claw 2
dusty right fourth rear claw 2
dusty right fourth rib 1
dusty right humerus 1
dusty right kneecap 1
dusty right ninth rib 1
dusty right radius 2
dusty right scapula 1
dusty right second front claw 2
dusty right second rear claw 1
dusty right second rib 1
dusty right seventh rib 1
dusty right sixth rib 2
dusty right tenth rib 2
dusty right third front claw 1
dusty right third rear claw 1
dusty right third rib 1
dusty right thumb 4
dusty right tibia 1
dusty right twelfth rib 2
dusty right ulna 2
dusty sacral vertebrae 3
dusty second caudal vertebra 2
dusty second cervical vertebra 1
dusty second lumbar vertebra 1
dusty second thoracic vertebra 2
dusty seventh caudal vertebra 2
dusty seventh cervical vertebra 1
dusty seventh lumbar vertebra 3
dusty seventh thoracic vertebra 1
dusty sixth caudal vertebra 1
dusty sixth cervical vertebra 1
dusty sixth lumbar vertebra 4
dusty sixth thoracic vertebra 2
dusty tenth caudal vertebra 2
dusty tenth thoracic vertebra 2
dusty third caudal vertebra 1
dusty third cervical vertebra 1
dusty third lumbar vertebra 2
dusty third thoracic vertebra 2
dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra 3
dwarf bread 21
dwarvish magazine 10
dwarvish war helmet 1
dwarvish war kilt 1
dwarvish war mattock 1
Dyspepsi grenade 133
Dyspepsi-Cola 183
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations 67
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 31
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 49
Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack 111
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 54
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen 26
eagle feather 2
eagle's milk 2
Earring of Fire 3
Earth and Firewater 1
Earth, Wind and Firewater 1
easter egg balloon 28
Eau de Guaneau 1
eau de mort 1
Ecto-Cooler 8
ectoplasmic paste 1
eel battery 6
eel sauce 10
eel skin 7
eelskin hat 3
eelskin pants 3
eelskin shield 2
eerie fetish 1
Effermint™ tablets 1
effervescent potion 128
effluvious emerald 4
eggbeater 9
eggman noodles 1
eggnog 110
El Sombrero De Lopez 6
El Vibrato drone 3
El Vibrato energy spear 1
El Vibrato helmet 1
El Vibrato leg guards 1
El Vibrato Megadrone 1
El Vibrato power sphere 3
El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 428
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 65
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 5
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 8
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 11
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 501
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 189
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 34
El Vibrato translator 1
El Vibrato trapezoid 1
Elder Turtle Shell 4
elderly jawbreaker 1
eldritch dough 1
electric crutch 5
electric Kool-Aid 1
electric snakebite 1
electrical thingamabob 1
electronic dulcimer pants 1
elemental paste 2
elephant stinger 10
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 31
Elfin shortbread 17
Ellsbury's journal 1
Ellsbury's skull 2
Elmley shades 11
Elron's Explosive Etude 2
elven limbos gingerbread 71
elven cellocello 43
elven hardtack 372
elven magi-pack 1,933
elven medi-pack 3,324
elven moonshine 64
elven socks 78
elven squeeze 358
elven suicide capsule 59
elven whittling knife 1
Elvish delight 1
Elvish sunglasses 1
empty agua de vida bottle 1,180
empty blowgun 4,184
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 46
empty meat tank 28
enchanted barbell 2
enchanted bean 19
enchanted bean burrito 1
enchanted brass knuckles 10
enchanted eyepatch 3
enchanted fire extinguisher 1
enchanted handwarmer 1
enchanted leopard-print barbell 1
enchanted muesli 1
Enchanted Plunger 1
enchanted toothpick 11
enchantlers 5
encoder ring 189
energy drink IV 114
ennui-flavored potato chips 405
enormous belt buckle 52
enormous hoop earring 26
Ent cider 128
epic wad 1
equal sign 1
escargotsicle 2
especially salty dog 4
essential cameraderie 1
essential soy 1
essential tofu 4
Event Horizon 1
Everlasting Deckswabber 63
evil flaming eyeball pendant 1
evil golden arch 350
evil golden arches 11
evil googly eye 105
evil teddy bear 13
evil teddy bear sewing kit 4
evil-ass club 1
exactly-three-shaped box 1
exotic jungle fruit 1
exotic orchid 1
exotic parrot egg 1
expensive cigar 1
expired bottle of peppermint schnapps 2
expired can of franks 'n' beans 1
exploding hacky-sack 11
explosion-flavored chewing gum 232
extra-fancy ring setting 5
extra-flat panini 1
extra-greasy slider 16
extra-heavy BRICKO brick 1
extra-large palm-frond toupee 2
extra-potent gremlin mutagen 18
extra-see-thru nightie 3
extra-spicy bloody mary 2
extra-strength red potion 1
extra-strength rubber bands 1
extra-strength strongness elixir 7
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 3
eXtreme meat crossbow 3
eXtreme meat staff 3
eXtreme meat sword 2
eXtreme mittens 109
eXtreme nose ring 5
eXtreme scarf 52
extremely skinny jeans 10
eye 'n' horn shampoo 1
eye of newt 142
eye of the Tiger-lily 9
eye-pod 3
eyedrops of newt 99
eyedrops of the ermine 281
eyedrops of the ocelot 89
eyepatch 290
f3d0r4 131
fabric hardener 1
fabric softener 1
facehugging alien 15
facsimile dictionary 26
fairy gravy boat 11
fairy-worn boots 1
fake blood 2
fake fake vomit 247
fake hand 1
fake plastic grass 8
false eyelashes 9
Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium 1
fancy ball mask 1
fancy bath salts 649
fancy beef jerky 2
fancy black tie 1
fancy blue potion 1
fancy but probably evil chocolate 54
fancy canapés 5
fancy chocolate 42
fancy chocolate car 14
fancy dress ball 45
fancy opera glasses 12
fancy schmancy cheese sauce 1
fancy seashell necklace 2
fancy tin beer can 1
fancy tophat 1
fancy tuxedo pants 1
Fantasma en la Máquina 1
farfalle bow tie 2
fat bottom quark 42
fat loot token 1
fat stacks of cash 14
fat wallet 5
Fauna Libre 1
FDKOL commendation 1
FDKOL hotcakes 100
FDKOL tattoo 1
felt 65
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 87
fermenting powder 51
ferret bait 138
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 8
fertilized ghuol egg 2
festive holiday hat 42
festive sausage 2
fetid feather 37
fettucini Inconnu 14
Feynman gate 6
fez of etymology 4
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy 1
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) 1
figurine of a charred seal 5
figurine of a cold seal 72
figurine of a cute baby seal 50
figurine of a shadowy seal 7
figurine of a sleek seal 5
figurine of a slippery seal 49
figurine of a stinking seal 11
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 35
figurine of an ancient seal 1
figurine of an armored seal 35
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 27
filigreed hamethyst earring 2
filigreed hamethyst necklace 2
filigreed hamethyst ring 2
filth-encrusted futon 11
filthy corduroys 162
filthy hippy poncho 29
filthy knitted dread sack 158
filthy lucre 8
filthy pestle 51
filthy poultice 198
fin-bit wax 2
fine aged cheddarwurst 6
fine wine 7
finger cuffs 122
finger cymbals 10
finger exerciser 2
fire 270
fire axe 1
fire flower 3
fire of unknown origin 3
fire poi 28
fireball 2
fireclutch 1
Firewater 1
fish bazooka 1
fish juice box 22
fish scimitar 1
fish stick 1
fish stick cozy 1
fish-liver oil 38,201
fishy fish 10
fishy fish casserole 1
fishy fish lasagna 1
fishy paste 1
fishy pipe 1
fishy wand 1
fistful of ashes 21
fixed-gear bicycle 9
fizzy potion 212
flamin' bindle 8
Flamin' Whatshisname 1
Flaming Caipiranha 1
flaming cardboard sword 1
flaming crutch 19
flaming familiar doppelgänger 1
flaming feather 79
flaming glowsticks 7
flaming juggler's balls 1
Flaming Knob 1
Flaming Mohobo 1
flaming mushroom 7
flaming mushroom wine 1
flaming nose 1
Flaming Sazerorc 1
flaming sword 2
flaming talons 43
flamingo mallet 1
Flan in the Moon 1
flange 27
flaregun 990
flashing novelty button 3
flask of Amontillado 1
flask of baconstone juice 1
flask of Gnomochloric acid 1
flask of hamethyst juice 1
flask of porquoise juice 1
flask of rainwater 1
flat dough 14
flat mushroom wine 1
flavored foot massage oil 613
flavorless gruel 1
flayed mind 1
fleetwood chain 3
flimsy clipboard 35
flirtatious feather 33
floaty gravel 5
floaty inverse geode 1
floaty pebbles 1
floaty rock 2
floaty rock helmet 1
floaty rock necklace 1
floaty rock pants 1
floaty sand 137
floaty stone sphere 1
floorboard cruft 1
floral print shirt 2
floral-print skirt 1
flower petal pie 2
flowing hippy skirt 20
fluid of fudge-finding 1
fluorescent lightbulb 1
flute of flat champagne 257
flyest of shirts 1
Flying Caipiranha 1
flypaper staff 2
flytrap bezoar 1
flytrap pellet 2
foam dart 584
foam noodle 40
foetid seal tear 1
Fog Murderer 1
foggy glass globe 4
foie gras 5
folder (blue) 1
folder (green) 1
folder (Jackass Plumber) 1
folder (owl) 2
folder (red) 1
folder (space skeleton) 1
folder (Stinky Trash Kid) 1
Folder Holder 1
foolscap fool's cap 151
foon 13
foon of fearfulness 2
foon of fleshiness 2
foon of foulness 2
foon of frigidity 2
foon of fulmination 2
foot-long hot daub 1
football helmet 200
forbidden danish 1
forbidden sausage 1
foreign box 11
forest spirit rattle 2
forest tears 9
fortune cookie 57
fossilized baboon skull 13
fossilized bat skull 12
fossilized demon skull 31
fossilized limb 443
fossilized necklace 1
fossilized serpent skull 19
fossilized spider skull 21
fossilized spike 197
fossilized spine 91
fossilized torso 169
fossilized wing 330
fossilized wyrm skull 5
Frat Army FGF 70
frat brats 46
frayed rope belt 1
Freddy Kruegerand 1
freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini 2
freezerburned ice cube 1
freezin' bindle 7
French slippers 1
freshwater pearl necklace 1
fricasseed brains 54
Friendliness Beverage 1
friendly cheez blob 5
frightful feather 55
frigid air mattress 3
frigid fudgepuck 33
frigid hankyū 18
frigid mote 9
frigid ninja stars 1,519
frigid-ass club 1
frilly shirt 7
frilly skirt 90
Frogade 7
Fromage Pinotage 1
Frost™ brand sword 1
frost-rimed seal hide 3
frostbite-flavored Hob-O 2
frosty halo 2
Frosty's arm 1
Frosty's carrot 1
Frosty's frosty mug 18
Frosty's iceball 1
Frosty's nailbat 2
Frosty's old silk hat 3
Frosty's snowball sack 2
Frown Exerciser 1
frozen banquet 31
frozen danish 1
frozen feather 67
frozen Mob Penguin 14
frozen mushroom 8
frozen nunchaku 191
frozen seal spine 2
fruit basket 26
fruit bowl 19
fruitcake 162
fruitfilm 2
fruity girl swill 2
fry-oil-flavored Hob-O 64
frying brainpan 1
Fu Manchu Wax 1
fudge bunny 1
fudge cube 1
fudge lily 34
fudge pocket square 1
fudge spork 1
fudgecule 32,334
fudgecycle 1
fudgesicle 1
Fudgie Roll 2
full meat tank 3
fumble formula 1
Fun-Guy spore 1
funhouse mirror 3
funky brass fez 1
funky dried mushroom 123
funky junk key 1
funny bone 1
furniture dolly 62
furry fur 475
furry green earmuffs 1
furry green turtle 4
furry halo 1
furry kilt 2
furry pants 5
furry skirt 1
fustulent seal grulch 3
future drug: Coolscaline 1
future drug: Muscularactum 1
future drug: Smartinex 1
fuzzbump 121
Fuzzby 1
fuzzy busby 1
fuzzy dice 11
fuzzy earmuffs 1
fuzzy montera 1
Fuzzy Tentacle 2
ga-ga radio 17
Gaia beads 52
Galapagosian Cuisses 2
Game Grid ticket 1,485
Game Grid token 774
Game Grid valued membership card 1
GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine 1
GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card 1
gamer slurry 1
ganger bandana 8
garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O 1
garish pinky ring 14
Garter of the Turtle Poacher 2
gas balloon 108
gator skin 7
gatorskin umbrella 2
Gauntlets of the Blood Moon 1
gauze garter 355
gauze hammock 2
gauze shorts 2
gazing shoes 3
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 12
gearbox necklace 1
Gearhead Goo 1
Genalen™ Bottle 107
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 106
generic healing potion 2
generic mana potion 6
generic restorative potion 1
Gets-You-Drunk 1
ghost cucumber 341
ghost key 1
ghost of a necklace 1
ghost pencil 1
ghost pepper 1
ghost pickle on a stick 1
Ghost Pinching Quarterly 1
ghost protocol 5
ghost trap 12
ghostly body paint 40
ghostly pickling solution 1
ghuol ears 149
ghuol egg 151
ghuol egg quiche 20
ghuol guolash 128
ghuol-ear kabob 6
giant artisanal rice peeler 1
giant book of ancient carols 4
giant cactus quill 4
giant candy cane 3
giant cheesestick 2
giant clay ashtray 4
giant designer sunglasses 12
giant diamond ring 1
giant discarded bottlecap 6
giant discarded plastic fork 94
giant discarded torn-up glove 21
giant driftwood sculpture 1
giant fishhook 1
giant foam finger 62
giant glass of brandy 5
giant green gummi bear 1
giant green gummi ingot 2
giant gym membership card 1
giant heirloom grape tomato 1
giant jar of protein powder 1
giant marshmallow 4
giant motorcycle boots 1
giant moxie weed 14
giant needle 322
giant penguin keychain 1
giant pinky ring 48
giant red gummi bear 1
giant red gummi ingot 2
giant safety pin 1
giant shrimp fork 1
giant stuffed bugbear 1
giant tube of black lipstick 1
giant turkey leg 1
giant yellow gummi bear 1
giant yellow gummi ingot 1
gibson 2
gift-a-pult 9
gilded ancient cursed chest 1
gilded ancient cursed key 2
gilded lily 1
gill rings 1
gilt perfume bottle 2
gimlet 2
gin and tonic 2
Gin Mint 1
gin-soaked blotter paper 1
ginger snaps 2
gingerbread bugbear 133
gingerbread horror 40
gingerbread house 20
gingerbread mutant bugbear 20
gingerbread robot 1
gingham blouse 1
ginormous pumpkin 2
glacial clock 1
glacial sapphire 1
glark cable 1
Glass Balls of the Goblin King 1
glass gnoll eye 1
glass of baboon milk 83
glass of gnat milk 1
glass of goat's milk 817
glass of warm milk 1
glass of warm water 16
glimmering buzzard feather 21
glimmering great tit feather 1
glimmering penguin feather 1
glimmering phoenix feather 1
glimmering raven feather 96
glimmering roc feather 2
glistening fish meat 17
glistening staff 2
glittery mascara 6
glob of Blank-Out 1
glob of enchanted icing 2
glob of green slime 31
glob of spoiled mayo 1
globe of Deep Sauce 1
gloomy black mushroom 2
gloomy mushroom wine 3
glow-in-the-dark dart gun 2
glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub 5
glow-in-the-dark wristwatch 2
glowing El Vibrato drone 1
glowing esca 3
glowing frisbee 1
glowing fungus 2
glowing red eye 179
glowing syringe 1
gnashing teeth 1
gnat lasagna 1
gnatloaf 1
gnatloaf casserole 1
gnatwing 42
gnatwing earring 3
gnauga hide 19
gnauga hide buckler 3
gnauga hide chaps 2
gnauga hide kilt 5
gnauga hide skirt 1
gnauga hide vest 2
gnauga hide whip 4
gnocchetti di Nietzsche 15
gnoll lips 57
gnoll teeth 92
gnoll-tooth necklace 8
Gnollish autoplunger 4
Gnollish casserole dish 10
Gnollish Crossdress 1
Gnollish flyswatter 42
Gnollish pie server 34
Gnollish pie tin 60
Gnollish plunger 34
Gnollish slotted spoon 19
Gnollish toolbox 102
Gnomish toolbox 1
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 1
go-go potion 1
Go-Wassail 159
goat 1
goat beard 490
goat cheese 8,489
goat cheese pizza 99
goat cheese taco 1
goatskin umbrella 9
gob of wet hair 657
goblin autoblowgun 15
goblin hunting spear 16
goblin paste 1
gold Boozehounds Anonymous token 1
gold crown 3
gold lamé pants 13
gold star 1
gold toothbrush 2
gold wedding ring 1
Golden Mean 1
golden plastic oyster egg 2
golden ring 42
golden twig 3
Good 'n' Slimy 10
good brain 1
Goodfella contract 7
gooey paste 8
goofily-plumed helmet 7
googly eye 429
googly-ball hat 1
googly-heart hat 1
googly-star hat 1
Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog 1
Gordon Bennett 3
goth kid t-shirt 72
GOTO 126
goulauncher 2
gr8ps 15
grandfather watch 1
grape troll doll 1
grapefruit 298
grapes 63
grass blade 1
grass clippings 8
grass hat 1
grass skirt 1
grass whistle 1
Grasshopper 1
grassy cutlass 14
Grateful Undead T-shirt 3
grave robbing shovel 25
graveyard snowglobe 1
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob 2
gray bow tie 54
grease gun 2
greasy paste 3
Great Ball of Frozen Fire 1
great big capacitor 1
Great Older Fashioned 1
Greatest American Pants 1
Greaves of the Murk Lord 1
green balloon 36
green beer 41
green BRICKO brick 1
Green Burlap 2
green candy heart 439
green candygram 3
green clay bead 1
green cloth cap 1
Green Clover of Justice 2
green drunki-bear 1
green eggnog 1
Green Giant 1
green gummi ingot 363
green hamhock 1
Green Manalishi 3
green peawee marble 3
green pixel 128
green pixel potion 12
green pixie spog 2
green smoke bomb 29
green snowcone 471
green traffic cone 1
green-frosted astral cupcake 127
gremlin juice 13
gremlin mutagen 4
grey cube 1
grilled cheese sandwich 1
Grimacite Bock 1
grinning turtle 1
grog 13
groose grease 1
groovy prism necklace 2
groping claw 1
grouchy restless spirit 175
grouper fangirl 1
groupie bra 10
groupie lipstick 28
groupie spangles 1
grue egg 1
grue egg omelette 1
Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog 1
grumpy old man charrrm 53
grumpy old man charrrm bracelet 1
grungy bandana 22
grungy flannel shirt 7
guano coffee cup 56
guard turtle collar 4
guard turtle shell 37
guitar pick 42
gummi bowtie 1
gummi canary 1
gummi salamander 2
gummi snake 1
Gummi-DNA 1
Gummi-Gnauga 87
Gummy Brains 1
gun cleaning kit 1
gunky chicken 1
guts necklace 1
guy made of bee pollen 6
Gygaxian Libram 1
gym membership card 1
Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom 1
gyroscope 35
haggis socks 1
haggis-infused soap 1
haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis 1
haiku katana 1
hair of the calf 5
hair of the fish 3
hair spray 232
hairy staff 1
half-baked potion 24
half-empty carton of milk 39
half-height unicycle 2
half-melted spoon 1
half-orchid 320
half-rotten brain 4
half-size scalpel 1
half-sized guitar 14
halfberd 12
halibut 1
hamburger 1
hamethyst 10
hamethyst bracelet 7
hamethyst earring 2
hamethyst necklace 9
hamethyst ring 3
hammerus 1
hand grenegg 1
Hand in Glove 1
hand-carved bokken 1
hand-carved bow 1
handful of bees 1
handful of confetti 27
handful of crafty noodles 2
handful of Crotchety Pine needles 1
handful of drink tickets 3
handful of hand chalk 509
handful of honey 263
handful of juicy garbage 1
handful of Laughing Willow bark 1
handful of moss 1,888
handful of numbers 7
handful of nuts and berries 1,022
handful of pine needles 2,206
handful of sand 214
handful of sawdust 147
handful of tips 1
handful of walnuts 58
handmade hobby horse 1
handsomeness potion 56
Hanukkimbo dreidl 1
happiness 8
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 5
hardened slime belt 1
hardened slime hat 1
hardened slime pants 1
hardware upgrade 4
harem girl t-shirt 18
Hatorade 1
haunted battery 1
haunted paddle-ball 1
Haunted Sorority House staff guide 112
Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance 1
Haymaker 1
head mirror 1
headhunter necktie 7
heart necklace 9
heart of dark chocolate 1
heart of rock and roll 12
heart of the volcano 11
heart-shaped balloon 3
heavy D 361
heavy hot sauce 1
heavy leather-bound tome 1
heavy metal sonata 2
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 4
heavy necklace chain 1
hedgeturtle 1
Heimandatz's heart 2
Hell broth 3
Hell ramen 30
hellion cube 357
hellseal claw 276
hellseal whisker 269
Helm of the Scream Emperor 1
helm of the white knight 1
helmet recipe 53
helmet turtle 445
hemp net 18
hemp string 209
henna face paint 28
henna tattoo 5
herb brownies 124
herbal stuffing 52
herbs 975
hermit permit 18
herringcello 43
hibernating robot reindeer 1
hideous egg 21
high-calorie sugar substitute 1
high-pressure seltzer bottle 25
high-resistance ultrapolymer plating 1
hill of beans 384
Himalayan Hidalgo sauce 3
hippo skin buckler 34
hippo tutu 1
hippo whip 6
hippopotamus kilt 2
hippopotamus pants 3
hippopotamus skin 18
hippopotamus skirt 11
hipposkin poncho 3
Hippy Army MPE 41
hippy bongo 49
hippy herbal tea 6
hippy medical kit 19
hippy paste 1
hippy protest button 32
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians 1
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) 1
hobo dungarees 1
hobo fortress blueprints 1
hobo nickel 46
hobo paste 1
hobo stogie 1
Hodgman's almanac 1
Hodgman's blanket 8
Hodgman's bow tie 1
Hodgman's cane 1
Hodgman's garbage sticker 1
Hodgman's harmonica 1
Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times 1
Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics 1
Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin 1
Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top 2
Hodgman's lobsterskin pants 1
Hodgman's lucky sock 1
Hodgman's metal detector 1
Hodgman's porkpie hat 1
Hodgman's varcolac paw 1
holiday cheese log 3
holiday log 4
holistic headache remedy 1
Hollandaise helmet 20
holly-flavored Hob-O 1
holy bomb, batman 1
home robotics kit 1
homeless hobo spirit 1
homeopathic healing powder 1
honey dipper 1
honey mead 1
honey stick 1
honey-dew 4
honey-dipped locust 13
honeybritches 1
honeycap 1
honeypot 1
hopping socks 5
horizontal tango 12
hors d'oeuvre tray 39
hot and sour sauce 1
hot buttered roll 19
hot coal 1
hot cross bow 1
hot date 2,088
hot daub 1
hot daub bun 1
hot daub stand 1
hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa 1
hot egg 1
hot hi mein 106
hot katana blade 515
hot nuggets 329
hot pink lipstick 3
hot plate 17
hot powder 82
hot stuffing 20
hot wad 1
hot wing 932
hot-ass club 1
house of twigs and spit 1
hovering sombrero 2
How to Tolerate Jerks 1
huge gold coin 1
huge mosquito proboscis 1
huge pumpkin 1
huge spoon 17
Huggler Radio 1
Humanitini 1
humming El Vibrato drone 1
Humpty Dumplings 1
hyperbolic plasma focuser 40
hyperinflated seal lung 1
hypodermic needle 15
ice baby 1
ice pick 1
ice sickle 2
ice skate decoy 1
ice skate doll 2
ice skates 1
ice stein 2
Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace 2
Ice-Cold Beer Ring 2
Ice-Cold Beerring 2
ice-cold fotie 279
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 1,698
ice-cold six-pack 94
ice-cold Willer 442
iceberglet 1
iced-out bling 3
icicle katana 4
icy katana hilt 192
icy mushroom wine 1
icy-hot katana 3
igloo pie 1
iGoogly 447
Iiti Kitty Gumdrop 1
Iiti Kitty phone charm 15
illegal firecracker 1
imbued seal-blubber candle 7
imitation crab crate 9
imitation crab meat 34
imitation crab zoea 1
imitation nice watch 1
imitation whetstone 2
imitation White Russian 185
immense ballet shoes 1
immense cyborg hand 19
imp air 9
Imp Ale 1,614
imp unity ring 18
incense bath ball 6
incredible pizza 1
incredibly creepy marionette 1
incredibly dense meat gem 1
indescribably horrible paste 1
industrial strength starch 1
infant sandworm 1
infernal fife 15
infernal insoles 14
infernal toilet brush 3
inflatable baseball bat 1
inflatable duck 39
ingot of seal-iron 1
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 57
ink bladder 33
inkwell 417
Inndya trading card 1
innuendo 2
insane tophat 1
insanely spicy bean burrito 49
insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito 8
insanely spicy jumping bean burrito 10
Instant Karma 1
interesting-looking twig 3
Interview With You (a Vampire) 1
intricate clockwork big hand 1
intricate clockwork birdhouse 2
intricate clockwork cuckoo 1
intricate clockwork disc 1
intricate clockwork little hand 1
intricate clockwork numeral I 1
intricate clockwork numeral II 1
intricate clockwork numeral III 1
intricate clockwork numeral IV 1
intricate clockwork numeral IX 1
intricate clockwork numeral V 1
intricate clockwork numeral VI 1
intricate clockwork numeral VII 1
intricate clockwork numeral VIII 1
intricate clockwork numeral X 1
intricate clockwork numeral XI 1
intricate clockwork numeral XII 1
intriguing puzzle box 2
invisibility potion 7
invisible bag 6
ion grid 3
ion-pulse modulation stabilizer 149
irate sombrero 85
Iron Beta of Industry 3
iron pasta spoon 691
ironic battle spoon 64
ironic jogging shorts 60
ironic knit cap 38
ironic moustache 1
ironic oversized sunglasses 3
irradiated candy cane 22
irradiated pet snacks 1
irresistibility potion 6
irritability potion 7
ittah bittah hookah 1
ivory cue ball 1
jabañero pepper 9
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 63
jack flapper 29
Jack-in-the-box 14
Jackass Plumber home game 1
Jackhammer 1
Jacob's rung 1
jalapeño slices 1
jamfish jam 18
janglin' bones 1
jar full of wind 72
jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade 1
jar of anniversary jam 1
jar of fermented pickle juice 11
jar of psychoses (Jick) 1
jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) 1
jar of psychoses (The Old Man) 1
jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) 1
jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) 1
jar of squeeze 10
jar of swamp gas 521
Jarlsberg's earring 9
Jarlsberg's key lime 10
Jarlsberg's key lime pie 3
Jarlsberg's pan 1
jawbruiser 22
Jawmaster 2000™ 1
jazz soap 231
Jefferson wings 2
jellyfish gel 1
jerky coins 158
jet bennie marble 2
jewel-eyed wizard hat 1
jewelry-making pliers 6
jigsaw blade 2
jingle bell 1
Jocko Homo's head 1
Jolly Roger charrrm 79
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet 64
joybuzzer 263
jug of baconstone juice 1
jug of Gnomochloric acid 1
jug of hamethyst juice 1
jug of porquoise juice 1
jug-o-magicalness 15
Jumbo Dr. Lucifer 3
jumbo olive 134
jumping bean burrito 53
jumping bean taco 1
jungle drum 8
jungle floor wax 1
Junior Adventurer's kit 1
Junior Adventurer's merit badge 1
juniper berries 1
junk band 1
junk food 1
junk yard 1
Junk-Bond 1
kamicorpse-ee 1
Kashmir sweater 1
keg shield 56
Kentucky-fried meat crossbow 5
Kentucky-fried meat staff 1
Kentucky-fried meat sword 1
Kentucky-style derby 3
ketchup 28
ketchup hound 46
Kevlar balloon 1
kick-ass kicks 54
kickback cookbook 6
killer rag doll 2
killing feather 142
king cookie 6
Kiss the Knob apron 1
Kissin' Cousins 1
kite 104
kitty sheet music 1
Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card 1
kiwi 217
kiwi beak 1
kneecapping stick 763
knight cookie 1
knob bugle 31
Knob Göblin lòve potion 7
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 2
Knob Goblin elite helm 79
Knob Goblin elite pants 91
Knob Goblin elite polearm 104
Knob Goblin elite shirt 168
Knob Goblin eyedrops 2,088
Knob Goblin firecracker 189
Knob Goblin harem pants 74
Knob Goblin harem veil 37
Knob Goblin learning pill 309
Knob Goblin love potion 452
Knob Goblin lunchbox 7
Knob Goblin melon baller 96
Knob Goblin Mutagen 1
Knob Goblin nasal spray 122
Knob Goblin pants 144
Knob Goblin perfume 43
Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray 80
Knob Goblin scimitar 125
Knob Goblin seltzer 836
Knob Goblin sharpening spray 2
Knob Goblin spatula 161
Knob Goblin steroids 419
Knob Goblin stink bomb 2
Knob Goblin superseltzer 206
Knob Goblin tongs 172
Knob Goblin Uberpants 5
Knob Goblin visor 166
Knob jelly donut 2
knob ka-bobs 43
Knob Kitchen grab-bag 14
Knob lo mein 5
Knob mushroom 106
knob mushroom wine 2
Knob nuts 3
Knob pasty 1
Knob sausage 92
Knob sausage stir-fry 1
Knob shroomkabob 2
Knob stir-fry 1
Knob stroganoff 2
Knob stuffed shells 2
knobby helmet turtle 1
knobby kneepads 1
Knoll lo mein 2
Knoll mushroom 69
knoll mushroom wine 1
Knoll shroomkabob 40
Knoll stir-fry 1
knuckle sandwich 401
kobold kibble 1
KoLHS Pep Squad Box 1
Krakrox's Loincloth 2
kumquartz 75
kumquartz ring 1
kumquat 10
kumquat supersucker 4
La Fantasma y La Oscuridad 1
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 2
ladle of mystery 4
large box 454
large cocoa eggshell fragment 3
LARP membership card 1
Lars the Cyberian 3
laser-broiled pear 44
lavender candy heart 309
lavender candygram 2
lavender paisley oyster egg 27
lavender plastic oyster egg 13
lavender polka-dot oyster egg 5
lavender striped oyster egg 6
lawn dart 4
lawnmower blade 4
lead necklace 74
lead yo-yo 7
Lead Zeta of Chastity 1
leaf 13
leaf of grass 6
leaflet 40
leather aviator's cap 4
leather bookmark 3
leather chaps 34
leather mask 148
leathery bat skin 75
leathery cat skin 78
leathery rat skin 30
LED block 1
Lederhosen of the Night 2
leechknife 1
left bracket 1
left half of a heart necklace 4
left parenthesis 3
left-handed melodica 1
leftover Crimbo rations 17
leftovers of indeterminate origin 62
lemon 453
lemon meringue pie 3
lemon popsicle 1
lemonade marble 2
length of string 3
leotarrrd 68
leprechaun hatchling 4
less-than-three-shaped box 1
lesser grodulated violet 18
Let Me Be! 10
letterman's jacket 3
lewd playing card 1
Li'l Businessman Kit 2
liar's pants 1
libation of liveliness 3
Libram of BRICKOs 1
Libram of Candy Heart Summoning 1
Libram of Love Songs 1
Libram of Pulled Taffy 2
Libram of Resolutions 1
library card 2
licorice garrote 4
licorice root 154
lifeless meat doll 1
lihc eye 185
lihc eye pie 14
lihc face 74
limburger biker boots 7
lime 12
lime supersucker 2
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 74
line 464
linoleum crossbow 13
linoleum crossbow string 5
linoleum helmet turtle 1
linoleum meat stack 3
linoleum ore 33
linoleum staff 9
linoleum stick 4
linoleum sword 11
linoleum sword hilt 5
lint 1
lion oil 74
little black book 1
little box of fireworks 2
little paper umbrella 2,050
little parachute guy 1
little round pebble 2
little wooden mannequin 1
live lobster 2
live nautical mine 4
live wire 4
liver and let pie 4
liver popsicle 1
llama lama cria 1
llama lama gong 25
loaded serum blowgun 199
loathing eagle baby-doll shirt 1
Loathing Legion abacus 1
Loathing Legion can opener 1
Loathing Legion chainsaw 1
Loathing Legion defibrillator 1
Loathing Legion double prism 1
Loathing Legion electric knife 1
Loathing Legion flamethrower 1
Loathing Legion knife 1
Loathing Legion many-purpose hook 1
Loathing Legion necktie 1
Loathing Legion rollerblades 1
Lobos Mints 101
Lobster qua Grill 1
Lockenstock™ sandals 59
logic synthesizer 1
lollipop cufflinks 1
Lollipop Drop 1
lollipop stick 451
long pork 41
long pork casserole 1
long pork chop sandwiches 1
long pork lasagna 1
long skinny balloon 432
long-stemmed rose 3
longhaired hippy wig 5
loose purse strings 1
loose teeth 492
Lord Flameface's cloak 1
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 8
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 27
los chinos 17
lost key 1
lotion of coldness 82
lotion of hotness 115
lotion of sleaziness 94
lotion of spookiness 185
lotion of stench 113
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 595
love song of disturbing obsession 87
love song of icy revenge 194
love song of naughty innuendo 200
love song of smoldering passion 180
love song of sugary cuteness 199
love song of vague ambiguity 200
lovecat tail 7
lowercase a 1
lowercase N 166
lucky ball-and-chain 7
lucky bottlecap 2
lucky cat collar 1
lucky cat statue 1
lucky Crimbo tiki necklace 5
lucky lighter 1
lucky rabbit's foot 99
Lucky Surprise Egg 12
lucky Tam O'Shanter 1
lucky Tam O'Shatner 1
lumbering jack 36
Lumineux Limnio 1
lump of coal 35
lump of diamond 18
lump of Saccharine Maple sap 3
lunar isotope 68
lupine sword 7
LWA ring 1
lychee chuhai 1
lynyrd musk 1
lynyrd skinner toothblack 1
lynyrd snare 2
M-242 103
macaroni duck 2
Mace of the Tortoise 15
machetito 3
mad scientist's sock monkey 3
Mad Train wine 1,130
Mae West 3
Mae West with a fly in it 2
mafia aria 987
mafia thumb ring 1
magic dragonfish fry 1
magic lamp 2
magic whistle 76
magical baguette 2
magical ice cube with a fly in it 291
magical ice cubes 2,094
magical mystery juice 1,415
magicalness-in-a-can 171
magicberry tablets 9
magilaser blastercannon 37
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 97
magnetic field 1
magnetic sculpture kit 1
magnifying glass 8
magnolia blossom 8
maid head 2
maiden wig 31
Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit 2
makeshift cape 7
makeshift castanets 1
makeshift crane 1
makeshift skirt 7
makeshift turban 2
mana curds 2
mandarina colada 6
mandarina colada with a fly in it 2
Manetwich 9
mangled finger 1
manly bloomers 2
mannequin leg 1
Manual of Transcendent Olfaction 1
many-eyed glasses 30
maple leaf 13
maple syrup 109
March hat 1
margarita 1
mariachi G-string 101
mariachi hat 27
mariachi pants 125
mariachi toothpaste 2
marinara jug 1
marine aquamarine 1
Mariner's Friend cough drops 2
marionette 21
marionette collective 3
Mark I Steam-Hat 1
Mark II Steam-Hat 1
Mark III Steam-Hat 1
Mark IV Steam-Hat 1
Mark of the Bugbear 1
Mark of the Ghost 1
Mark of the Skeleton 1
Mark of the Vampire 2
Mark of the Werewolf 1
Mark of the Zombie 1
Mark V Steam-Hat 1
Marquis de Poivre soda 3
marshmallow 175
marshmallow flambé 11
martini 73
Marvin's marvelous pill 1
marzipan skull 588
mass of wriggling tentacles 9
massive gemstone 1
Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery 6
massive sitar 1
mauve paisley oyster egg 9
mauve plastic oyster egg 15
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 76
mauve striped oyster egg 11
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 9
Mayflower bouquet 1
McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade 1
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 19
McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning 1
meat cowboy hat 3
Meat detector 2
meat engine 33
meat face 3
meat from yesterday 15
meat golem 1
Meat maid 2
Meat maid body 1
meat paste 159
meat shield 2
meat st‰¿bing club 15
meat stack 410
meat vortex 351
Meat-inflating powder 1
meatcar model 7
meatloaf helmet 1
meatsmithing guide 2
meatspout staff 3
meaty helmet turtle 1
Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince 1
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 40
medium slimy cyst 1
megatofu 118
Meleegra™ pills 82
melon-infused sake 2
melted Jell-o shot 66
memory of a C 34
memory of a CA base pair 1
memory of a CG base pair 1
memory of a CT base pair 3
memory of a G 17
memory of a GT base pair 2
memory of a T 24
memory of an A 14
memory of an AG base pair 2
memory of an AT base pair 3
memory of some delicious amino acids 23
menorette 4
menudo 1
menudo ravioli 11
Mer-kin breastplate 3
Mer-kin cheatsheet 1
Mer-kin darkbook 1
Mer-kin digpick 2
Mer-kin dodgeball 1
Mer-kin dragnet 1
Mer-kin fastjuice 12
Mer-kin fitbrine 1
Mer-kin foodbucket 13
Mer-kin healscroll 12
Mer-kin hidepaint 4
Mer-kin hookspear 6
Mer-kin killscroll 16
Mer-kin paste 1
Mer-kin pinkslip 3
Mer-kin prayerbeads 4
Mer-kin pressureglobe 3
Mer-kin roundshield 1
Mer-kin sawdust 1
Mer-kin sneakmask 2
Mer-kin takebag 6
Mer-kin thingpouch 19
mermaid's purse 14
mesh cap 79
Mesmereyes™ contact lenses 6
metal mandible 2
metallic A 460
metallic foil bow 1
metallic foil cat ears 1
metallic foil radar dish 2
metrognome 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 12
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 717
Microplushie: Bropane 2
Microplushie: Dorkonide 2
Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid 1
Microplushie: Fauxnerditide 2
Microplushie: Gothochondria 2
Microplushie: Hippylase 2
Microplushie: Hipsterine 1
Microplushie: Hobomosome 4
Microplushie: Otakulone 3
Microplushie: Raverdrine 4
Microplushie: Sororitrate 2
microwave stogie 2
midget clownfish 1
midriff scrubs 1
milk of magnesium 9
Milk Studs 1
milky potion 93
mime soul fragment 13
mimosette 2
mind flayer corpse 60
miner's helmet 99
miner's pants 69
mini-Mr. Accessory 1
mini-zeppelin 1
miniature antlers 1
miniature carton of clove cigarettes 2
miniature castagnets 1
miniature coffin 1
miniature dormouse 2
miniature espresso maker 1
miniature gravy-covered maypole 1
miniature Jacob's ladder 1
miniature pruning shears 2
miniature stuffed Goth Giant 5
miniature tophat 1
Miniborg beeper 2
Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot 1
Miniborg hiveminder 3
Miniborg laser 2
Miniborg stomper 2
Miniborg strangler 2
miniscule temporal rip 1
Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog 1
Mint Yulep 1
mint-condition magic wand 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow 1
mirrored aviator shades 1
misfit dolly 2
misfit hobby horse 1
misfit teddy bear 4
misshapen animal skeleton 1
Missing Eye Simulation Device 1
missing wine 1
Misty Cloak 3
mixed wildflower greens 3
Mob Penguin cellular phone 1,085
Mohawk wig 201
Mohobo 1
moist sailor's cap 1
mojo filter 428
mole molé 1
mole skin notebook 12
molotov cocktail cocktail 15
molten brick 37
molten medallion 1
molten scrap metal 1
Mon Tiki 3
monkey wrench 7
monomolecular yo-yo 49
Monstar energy beverage 27
monster bait 2
monster pants 3
monstrous monocle 1
mood ring 128
Moon Pie 1
moonberry wine cooler 2
moonglasses 13
Moonshine Mohobo 1
Moonthril Schnapps 1
moose antlers 1
moose chocolate 2
moose thought 2
Moping Artistic Goth Kid 2
Morbidda trading card 1
Morlock's Mark Bourbon 1
Mornington crescent roll 1
Mortimer's nostrum 20
Morto Moreto 1
mosquito larva 1
mostly rat-hide leggings 1
mother's little helper 1,012
mother's secret recipe 1
motivational poster 6
Mountain Stream Code Black Alert 1
Mountain Stream soda 107
moveable feast 1
moxie magnet 1
moxie weed 737
Mr. Accessory 1
Mr. Balloon 1
Mr. Eh? 1
Mr. Haggis 4
Mr. Joe's bangles 1
Mr. Mediocrebar 156
Ms. Accessory 1
MSG 20
Mt. McLargeHuge oyster 1
muculent machete 4
Mudflap-Girl Earring 1
Mudflap-Girl Necklace 2
Mudflap-Girl Ring 2
mugcake 6
mulled cider 1
mullet wig 22
mummy costume 159
mummy mask 2
mummy wrapping 178
munchies pill 30
murky potion 182
Muschat 1
mushroom fermenting solution 29
mushroom pizza 2
musty moccasins 1
mutant cactus bud 1
mutant fire ant egg 1
mutant gila monster egg 1
mutant rattlesnake egg 1
My Own Pen Pal kit 1
Mylar balloon 1
mylar scout drone 24
myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball 1
mysterious chest 2
mysterious present 8
mysterious silver lapel pin 2
nailswurst 1
nanite-infested candy cane 5
nanite-infested eggnog 7
nanite-infested fruitcake 5
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 8
nanofiber cloth 18
nanorhino credit card 1
Nardz energy beverage 3
nasty rat mask 2
nasty-ass club 1
natto marble soda 1
natto pocky 3
natto-infused sake 3
natty blue ascot 1
natural fennel soda 10
naughty fortune teller 1
naughty origami kit 1
navel ring of navel gazing 1
Nayztameetjoo trading card 2
ND 29
Necbro wafers 1
necklace chain 61
Necrotelicomnicon 6
necrotizing body spray 94
Neuromancer 3
neurostim pill 23
New Cloaca-Cola 1
New Zealand iced tea 1
Newbiesport™ tent 9
Newman's Own Trousers 2
NG 24
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 4
night-vision goggles 15
Nightstalker perfume 8
ninja hot pants 18
ninja mop 66
ninja pirate zombie robot 1
ninja pirate zombie robot head 1
non-stick pugil stick 3
Northern pemmican 13
Nose Ring of Putrescence 2
not-a-pipe 5
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 33
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 42
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 54
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 12
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 11
nothing-in-the-box 130
nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
novelty tattoo sleeves 1
Now and Earlier 81
noxious gas grenade 1
NPZR chemistry set 258
Nuclear Blastball 60
nurse's hat 8
nutty organic salad 17
obnoxious riddle 10
obsidian dagger 26
ocarina of space 13
occult jelly donut 1
ocean motion 45
octopus's spade 6
odor extractor 1
off-white paisley oyster egg 8
off-white plastic oyster egg 40
off-white polka-dot oyster egg 62
off-white striped oyster egg 38
office-supply crossbow 1
Oh, the Humanitini 2
oil cap 1
oil lamp 1
oil of expertise 2
oil of oiliness 44
Oil of Parrrlay 86
oil of slipperiness 17
oil of stability 48
oil slacks 1
oily boid 1
oily golden mushroom 2
oily mushroom wine 3
oily paste 1
ointment of the occult 26
Okee-Dokee soda 15
Ol' Scratch's ash can 1
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork 2
Ol' Scratch's manacles 1
Ol' Scratch's ol' britches 1
Ol' Scratch's salad fork 15
Ol' Scratch's stove door 1
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 1
old bronzer 1
old candy wrapper 1
old coin purse 34
old eyebrow pencil 1
old leather wallet 27
old love note 1
old patched suit-pants 1
old rosewater cream 1
old school calculator watch 1
old school flying disc 2
old school Mafia knicke½æ 8
old school Mafia knickerbockers 1
old soft shoes 1
old sweatpants 25
old-fashioned 9
old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie 1
olive 169
olive lo mein 2
olive stir-fry 2
Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom 1
one million meat pancakes 1
one pill 2
one-winged stab bat 1
onion shurikens 21
oozenog 16
open sauce 1
opera mask 4
orange 14,134
orange and black Crimboween candy 40
orange candy heart 430
orange candygram 4
orange glowstick 1
orange leather lanyard 4
orange peel hat 1
orange popsicle 6
orange snowcone 437
Orange Star of Sacrifice 1
orange-frosted astral cupcake 124
orc paste 1
orc wrist 4
Orcish baseball cap 77
Orcish cargo shorts 75
Orcish frat-paddle 76
orcish hand lotion 3
Orcish meat locker 2
orcish nailing lube 4
orcish rubber 5
orcish stud-finder 1
Order of the Green Thumb Order Form 2
Order of the Silver Wossname 1
Oreille Divisée brandy 1
organ grinder 1
origami "gentlemen's" magazine 1
origami pasties 1
origami riding crop 1
original G 497
oriole-feather headdress 12
ornate ancient cursed chest 1
ornate ancient cursed key 7
ornate picture frame 1
Oscus's dumpster waders 1
Oscus's flypaper pants 1
Oscus's garbage can lid 2
Oscus's neverending soda 1
Oscus's pelt 1
out-of-tune biwa 4
outrageous sombrero 1
oven mitts 9
overcharged El Vibrato power sphere 1
overclocked avian microprocessor 1
overcookie 19
overpriced "imported" beer 2
oversized fish scaler 20
oversized pipe 139
oversized pizza cutter 129
oversized snowflake 1
ovoid leather thing 1,900
oyster basket 20
oyster egg balloon 54
Pack of Alice's Army Cards 4
pack of chewing gum 9
pack of KWE trading card 18
pack of pogs 106
packet of beer nuts 5
packet of mayfly bait 3
packet of orchid seeds 1
packet of tofurkey gravy 1
padded tortoise 1
PADL Phone 331
pail 136
Pain Dip 1
painful penne pasta 2
paint bomb 44
painted shield 1
painted turtle 1
painting of a glass of wine 2
pair of bolt cutters 11
pair of pearidot earrings 1
pair of ragged claws 1
pair of twitching claws 1
palm frond 3,671
palm-frond capris 2
palm-frond cloak 2
palm-frond fan 4
palm-frond net 3
palm-frond toupee 3
palm-frond whip 2
Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster 4
panhandle panhandling hat 1
panicked kernel 1
pants kit 59
pants of the Slug Lord 4
Pantsgiving 1
panty raider camouflage 10
papaya 122
papaya sling 25
papaya slung 23
papaya taco 15
paper-plate-mail pants 7
paperclip 158
paperclip cape 1
paperclip pants 1
paperclip sproinger 1
paperclip turban 1
paperclip-on tie 1
papier-mâché glob 2
papier-mâché toothpicks 1
papier-mâchéte 1
papier-mâchaeranthera 1
papier-mâchine gun 1
papier-mâchuridars 1
papier-masque 2
papier-mitre 1
papier-mochi 1
papotion of papower 34
paranormal ricotta 4
parasitic claw 70
parasitic headgnawer 1
parasitic strangleworm 2
parasitic tentacles 1
parisian cathouse 1
party hat 68
passable elf mask 25
pasta spoon 144
Pasta Spoon of Peril 1
Pastaco shell 1
pat of butter 2
pat-a-cake pendant 1
patchouli incense stick 241
patchouli oil bomb 12
patent antipsychotics 4
patent leather shoes 59
pawn cookie 1
PB&BP 2
peace-sign necklace 5
peach 10
peach lozenge 1
peach pie 2
peanut brittle shield 25
pear 10
pear lozenge 1
pear supersucker 1
pear tart 2
pearidot 55
pebblebräu 2
PEEZ dispenser 1
pencil kunai 1
Pendant of Fire 2
penguin focaccia bread 46
penguin paste 1
penguin shorts 19
penguin skin 315
penguin skin buckler 13
penguin thesaurus 40
penguin whip 4
penguin-smacking club 1
penguinskin mini-kilt 2
penguinskin mini-skirt 1
pentacorn hat 7
Penultimate Fantasy chest 18
peppermint crook 1
peppermint parasol 1
peppermint patty 1
peppermint rhino baby 1
peppermint sprout 11
peppermint twist 1
percent sign 4
perforated battle paddle 32
perfume of prejudice 6
pernicious cudgel 1
perpendicular guano 1
perpendicular hula 57
perpendicular hula with a fly in it 2
personal massager 250
personal raindrop 1
personalized birthday cake 3
personalized coffee mug 600
pestoblade 1
pet anemone 3
pet rock 116
pet rock "Groucho" disguise 238
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 252
Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog 1
petrified noodles 2
petrified time 3
petrified wood 273
phat turquoise bead 115
phat turquoise bracelet 3
philosopher's scone 12
philter of phorce 24
phish stick 3
phonics down 338
photoprotoneutron torpedo 25
physiostim pill 52
Pick-O-Matic lockpicks 16
pickle-flavored chewing gum 76
pickled egg 1
picture of a dead guy's girlfriend 9
Piddles 16
pie crust 3
piece of after eight 2
piece of wedding cake 231
piercing post 27
pig-iron bracers 2
pig-iron helm 2
pig-iron shinguards 3
pile of candy 97
pile of dusty animal bones 56
pile of gold coins 5
pile of jumping beans 93
pile of loose snow 1
pile of smoking rags 1
pilgrim shield 1
pill cup 1
pimpin' meat hat 2
pin-stripe slacks 5
pine tar 10
Pine-Fresh air freshener 19
pink candy heart 446
pink candygram 7
pink clay bead 1
pink glowstick 10
Pink Heart of Spirit 1
pink pinkslip slip 1
pink plastic baby 1
pink pony 22
pink-belly slapper 11
pink-frosted astral cupcake 5
pipe wrench 2
piping organ pie 1
pirate brochure 1
pirate hook 1
pirate pamphlet 1
pirate paste 1
pirate pelvis 68
pirate shirt 16
pirate skull 1
pirate tract 4
pirate zombie head 1
pirate zombie robot head 1
pitchfork 196
pixel boomerang 1
pixel chain whip 1
pixel cross 10
pixel hat 1
pixel holy water 15
pixel morning star 1
pixel orb 1
pixel pants 1
pixel shield 1
pixel stopwatch 1
pixel sword 1
pixel whip 1
pixellated candy heart 49
pixellated moneybag 16
Plague of Locusts 1
plaid bandage 1
plaid pocket square 1
plain brown wrapper 1
plain old beer 1
plain pizza 21
plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe 1
plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook 1
plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat 1
plans for depleted Grimacite hammer 1
plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask 1
plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards 1
plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt 1
plastic bib 1
plastic Crimbo reindeer 8
plastic cup of beer 5
plastic cup of flat beer 1
plastic guitar 14
plastic ingot 1
plastic Jefferson wings 1
plastic passion fruit 116
plastic pumpkin bucket 5
plastic spider ring 1
PlexiPips 7
plot hole 613
plum 10
plum lozenge 2
plum wine 2
plump juicy grub 9
plush alielf 1
plush alien hamsterpus 1
plush dogcat 1
plush ferrelf 1
plush mutated alielephant 1
plush mutated alielf 1
pocket theremin 1
pocketwatch on a chain 11
pog #01 (spider) 4
pog #02 (Knob goblin) 2
pog #03 (warwelf) 1
pog #04 (skleleton) 4
pog #05 (ninja snowman) 1
pog #06 (filthy hippy) 7
pog #07 (orcish frat boy) 2
pog #08 (hellion) 3
pog #09 (pirate) 3
pog #10 (hobo) 2
pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) 2
pointed stick 13
pointy mushroom 8
pointy mushroom wine 3
pointy red hat 5
Poison Oak trading card 1
poison pen 5
poisonous caviar 19
Pokëmann band-aid 4
Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip 6
Pokëmann figurine: Duck 4
Pokëmann figurine: Frank 6
Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump 4
Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking 1
Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan 4
Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap 7
Pokëmann figurine: Moog 3
Pokëmann figurine: Nothing 2
Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu 7
Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth 4
Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf 7
Pokëmann figurine: Twitter 8
Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite 3
Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth 4
Polka Pop 16
polka-dot bow tie 12
poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 2
polyalloy shield 15
Polysniff Perfume 4
pompadour'd puppy 1
poodle skirt 1
pool cue 58
pool of liquid metal 15
pool torpedo 1
popcorn 4
popsicle stick 20
popular tart 2
pork elf goodies sack 6
porquoise 4
porquoise bracelet 1
porquoise eyebrow ring 3
porquoise necklace 8
porquoise ring 3
portable corkscrew 238
portable motorcycle 2
portable photocopier 130
possessed tomato 2
possessed top 35
potato pistol 3
potato sprout 14
potent potion of potency 1
potion of animal rage 1
potion of potency 4
potion of punctual companionship 1
potion of temporary gr8ness 45
potion of the captain's hammer 1
potion of the field gar 1
potion of the litterbox 1
potion of X-ray vision 1
potted cactus 3
potted fern 2
pottery barn owl figurine 31
pottery club 1
pottery hat 1
pottery shield 1
pottery training pants 1
poultrygeist 22
poutine 92
poutine pole 2
powdered candy sushi set 4
powdered donut 40
powdered organs 6
powdered toad horn 90
powdered wig 12
pr0n cocktail 1
pr0n legs 186
pr0n m4nic0tti 4
pr0n stir-fry 1
pr0n taco 2
precious piercing post 1
pregnant gloomy black mushroom 1
pregnant mushroom 2
pregnant oily golden mushroom 1
prehistoric spear 193
Prelude of Precision 1
press-on ribs 57
pressurized potion of perception 15
pressurized potion of perspicacity 1
pressurized potion of proficiency 1
pressurized potion of puissance 1
pressurized potion of pulchritude 1
pretty bouquet 3
pretty flower 62
pretty pink bow 1
Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit 6
Princess Rutabaga trading card 1
prismatic wad 2,288
pristine fish scale 1
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 106
probability potion 736
procrastination potion 532
Professor What T-Shirt 1
projectile icemaker 2
propeller beanie 1
prosthetic forehead 14
protection stick 2
protein paste 6
prussian cathouse 2
prussian cathouse with a fly in it 2
psychedelic bubble wand 1
psycho sweater 7
puce paisley oyster egg 6
puce plastic oyster egg 5
puce polka-dot oyster egg 9
puce striped oyster egg 4
puff of smoke 901
pufferfish spine 23
pulled porquoise earring 2
pulled porquoise pendant 3
pulled porquoise ring 2
pulled red taffy 1
pulsing flesh 73
pumpkin 104
pumpkin beer 34
pumpkin bomb 1
pumpkin juice 1
pumpkin pie 1
pumpkinhead mask 182
puppet strings 1
purple clay bead 1
purple corpsel 1
Purple Horseshoe of Honor 1
purple pixel pie 5
purple prose pen 12
purple snowcone 651
purple-frosted astral cupcake 12
Putrid Pendant 2
PVC staff 2
pygmy blowgun 36
pygmy briefs 1
pygmy dart 3
pygmy nose-bone 11
pygmy papers 3
pygmy phone number 1
pygmy pygment 40
pygmy spear 10
quadroculars 1
quake of arrows 2
quantum polarity inducer 61
quantum taco 2,093
quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments 3
queen cookie 74
questionable taco 29
Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 49
rabbit punch 51
Rad Lib 1
radio button candy 1
radioactive chew toy 1
radium-flavored potato chips 1,157
raffle prize box 1
rag doll 91
Raggedy Hippy doll 1
rainbow bomb 1
rainbow crossbow 1
rainbow tie 2
Rainbow's Gravity 5
raisin 3
Ralph IX cognac 1
ram horns 29
ram stick 31
Ram's Face Lager 81
ram-battering staff 5
ramekin of space nuts 1
raspberry 78
raspberry beret 1
rat appendix 322
rat appendix kabob 22
rat appendix stir-fry 1
rat head balloon 3
rat scrapple 3
rat tooth polish 1
ratarang 1
ratgut 9
ratini 13
ratskin belt 1
rattail whip 2
rattlesnake enrager 1
Rattlin' Chains 1
rave whistle 19
ravioli della hippy 2
ravioli hat 97
razor-sharp can lid 372
razor-tipped yo-yo 62
really dense meat stack 30
Really Expensive Jewelry and You 2
really really sticky spider web 1
really sticky spider web 2
really thick bandage 2
record of infuriating silence 1
record of menacing silence 1
record of tranquil silence 1
recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity 1
recording of Chorale of Companionship 1
recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad 182
recording of Elron's Explosive Etude 1
recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 2
recording of Prelude of Precision 1
recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 10
recursive spline reticulator 63
red balloon 8
Red Balloon of Valor 1
red blood cells 1
red book 1
red box 3
red button 1
red China marble 2
red class ring 69
red coat 1
red drunki-bear 1
Red Dwarf 1
red eye 1
red gummi ingot 368
red letter 1
red masque 1
red paisley oyster egg 7
Red Pill 5
red pixel 101
red pixel potion 43
red plastic baby 1
red plastic oyster egg 55
red polka-dot oyster egg 18
red red wine 1
Red Rover BB gun 19
red rum 1
red shoe 1
red silk skirt 2
red snowcone 672
red striped oyster egg 15
red traffic cone 1
red velvet cake 1
red wagon 4
Red X Shield 1
red-and-green sweater 15
red-headed corpse 1
red-hot boilermaker 1
red-hot medallion 1
red-hot poker 1
redrum 137
reflection of a map 2
refrigerated biohazard container 1
Regular Cloaca Cola 11
rehearsing dramatic hedgehog 1
reinforced beaded headband 84
reinforced furry underpants 1
reodorant 227
repeating crossbow 2
resolution: be feistier 1
resolution: be happier 1
resolution: be kinder 1
resolution: be luckier 1
resolution: be more adventurous 1
resolution: be sexier 1
resolution: be smarter 2
resolution: be stronger 1
resolution: be wealthier 1
respected companion biscuit 8
Retenez L'Herbe Paté 3
returned Thinknerd package 2
reverse-oscillating klystron 139
rewinged stab bat 1
rhesus monkey 5
rhinestone cowboy shirt 2
rhinoceros horn 1
rib of the Bonerdagon 1
ribbon candy 5
ribcage rollcage 1
rice bowl 66
rickety old unicycle 1
ridiculous belt 1
ridiculous cocktail 11
ridiculous earring 1
ridiculous sandwich 1
ridiculously huge sword 80
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 70
right half of a heart necklace 10
right parenthesis 1
rigid carapace 114
ring of adornment 100
ring of aggravate monster 334
ring of cold resistance 95
ring of conflict 102
Ring of Fire 2
ring of fire resistance 132
ring of gain strength 114
ring of half-assed regeneration 17
ring of increase damage 111
ring of teleportation 7
Ring of the Sewer Snake 2
ring setting 1
roasted duck 1
roasted marshmallow 295
roboduck-on-a-string 31
robot grease 2
robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. 9
robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. 8
robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. 8
robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. 8
robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. 9
robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. 8
robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. 9
robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. 7
robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. 8
robotronic egg 75
rock 150
Rock and Roll Legend 50
rock lobster 1
Rock Pops 145
rockfish stomach 1
rockin' wagon 6
rockin' wagon with a fly in it 2
rocky raccoon 2,271
rocky road ice cream 1
rogue swarmer 171
roll in the hay 31
roll of drink tickets 31
roll of Hob-Os 3
roll of meat 1
roll of toilet paper 929
roller skate decoy 1
roller skate doll 4
rolling pin 3
Rompedores de Fantasmas 1
Roo trading card 1
rook cookie 1
rope with some soap on it 1
rose-colored glasses 1
rough fish scale 153
round blue bomb 1
round green sunglasses 17
round purple sunglasses 101
royal jelly 1,607
royal jelly taco 1
rubber axe 9
rubber band gun 5
rubber emo roe 289
rubber gloves 1
rubber WWBD? bracelet 10
rubber WWJD? bracelet 16
rubber WWSPD? bracelet 15
rubber WWtNSD? bracelet 11
ruby W 436
rum and cola 36
rum barrel charrrm 17
rum barrel charrrm bracelet 2
Russian Ice 13
rusty bonesaw 8
rusty broken diving helmet 1
rusty chain necklace 2
rusty compass 5
rusty diving helmet 1
rusty grave robbing shovel 39
rusty hedge trimmers 4
rusty metal greaves 2
rusty metal key 3
rusty metal ring 1
rusty metal shaft 4
rusty old lantern 2
rusty piece of rebar 1
rusty porthole 1
rusty rivet 1
rusty speargun 4
rusty valve wheel 1
s'more 7
s'more gun 2
S.A.V.E. flyer 6
S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S. 1
S.T.L.T. 2
sabre teeth 1,625
sabre-toothed lime cub 1
Saccharine Maple pendant 1
sack lunch 117
sack of doorknobs 7
Safari Jack's moustache 3
safarrri hat 61
safety vest 2
Saison du Lune 1
sake bomb 256
salacious lychee chuhai 1
salacious screwdiver 1
salamander slurry 2
salamander spleen 29
salinated mint julep 38
Salsa de las Epocas 2
salty dog 21
salty slug 23
samurai turtle 1
samurai turtle helmet 1
sand dollar 22
sandcastle 1
sandpaper 27
sandwich of the gods 7
sangria 2
Sangria de Menthe 1
Saturday Night Special 2
sauce of the ages 1
saucepan 171
sausage bomb 7
sausage pizza 2
sausage wonton 1
savory crossbow 1
savory staff 1
savory sword 1
savoy truffle 1,025
sawblade fragment 160
sawblade shield 4
Sazerorc 1
Sazuruk-hai 1
Scalp of Gorgolok 3
scary death orb 1
scented massage oil 47
Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince 1
Schmalz's First Prize Beer 1
Schrödinger's thermos 2,201
scintillating powder 5
scissor duck 1
scorpion whip 6
scrap of shadow 2
scrap of sticky paper 1
scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker 880
scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker 837
scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker 883
Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome 1
scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker 297
scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker 214
scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker 360
screwdiver 1
screwdriver 11
screwing pooch 1
scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil 9
scroll of drastic healing 2,979
scroll of pasta summoning 1,470
scroll of Puddingskin 2
scrumdiddlyumptious solution 23
scrumptious ice ant 1
scrumptious reagent 2,586
scrunchie tourniquet 2
Scuba Snack 1
sea avocado 1
sea blueberry 1
sea broccoli 4
sea carrot 1
sea cauliflower 8
sea cucumber 6
sea grease 1
sea honeydew 1
sea lychee 1
sea persimmon 5
sea radish 1
sea salt crystal 1
sea salt scrubs 8
sea tangelo 1
seal lube 1
seal medal 1
seal tooth 30
seal-blubber candle 41
seal-brain elixir 25
seal-clubbing club 156
seal-skull helmet 34
seal-toothed rock 1
sealhide belt 1
sealhide buckler 1
sealhide cloak 1
sealhide gloves 1
sealhide hood 1
sealhide leggings 1
sealhide moccasins 2
sealhide seal doll 1
sealhide snare 1
sealhide whip 1
sealskin drum 1
seaode 1
seaweed 30
sebaceous shield 2
secret blend of herbs and spices 42
secret mummy herbs and spices 1
security blankie 1
seegar butt 2
Senior Mints 16
sensitive poetry journal 11
Sensual Massage for Creeps 6
sequined fez 1
Serenity trading card 2
serpentine sword 81
serum of sarcasm 75
servomechanical torsion facilitator 33
set of jacks 1
severed flipper 1
severed rocking horse head 3
sewer nuggets 114
sewer turtle 12
sewer wad 40
shadowy cat claw 1
shadowy seal eye 2
sham champagne 9
shamanic beads 2
shapeless wide-brimmed hat 1
shard of double-ice 72
shark cartilage 1
shark jumper 2
shark tooth 2
shark tooth necklace 4
sharpened hubcap 1
shaving cream 11
sheet cake 2
shimmering rainbow sand 3
shimmering tendrils 4
shin gourds 1
shingle 207
shining halo 3
shiny butcherknife 17
shiny hood ornament 4
shiny ring 86
shiny stones 205
shiny tribal beads 56
shirt kit 65
Shivering Chèvre 1
shock belt 5
shock collar 13
shoo-fish pie 2
Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip 1
short calculator 1
short writ of habeas corpus 1
shot of blackberry schnapps 4
shot of flower schnapps 2
shot of grapefruit schnapps 9
shot of nepenthe schnapps 29
shot of orange schnapps 8
shot of peach schnapps 3
shot of pear schnapps 3
shot of rotgut 18
Shot of the Living Dead 1
shot of tomato schnapps 21
shrapnel jelly donut 1
shredded hellseal hide 19
shrimp cocktail 1
shrinking powder 1
shuddersword 2
shuriken salad 3
silent pea shooter 2
Silver Bullet beer 16
silver cheese-slicer 1
silver keg 1
silver paté knife 1
silver salt-shaker 1
silver shotgun shell 62
silver shrimp fork 1
silver tongue charrrm 1,150
silver tongue charrrm bracelet 2
simple ancient cursed key 1
sinewy crossbow string 30
Sinful Desires 5
Single Alice's Army Foil 1
single-serving herbal stuffing 1
sinister altar fragment 1
sinister ancient tablet 1
sinister demon mask 1
six pack of Mountain Stream 50
six tiny wedges of goat cheese 32
six-armed sweater 2
six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola 1
sizzling seal fat 1
Sizzling Sinner 1
sk8board 17
skate blade 5
skate board 3
skate skates 1
skate skin 42
skelelton spine 2
skeletal banana 2
skeleton 1
skeleton bone 138
skeleton key 174
skeleton key ring 18
skeletortoise 1
skewer 180
skewer-mounted razor blade 15
skewered cat appendix 6
ski resort souvenir crate 1
Skipper's accordion 1
skirt / kilt kit 59
skull capacitor 1
skull with a fuse in it 1
skull-shaped Crimboween cookie 34
skulldozer egg 1
Skullery Maid's Knee 1
Skullhead's Screw 119
slab of sponge 2
slap and slap again 1
slap and tickle 38
slap and tickle with a fly in it 2
sleaze nuggets 37
sleaze powder 15
sleaze wad 106
sleazy and sour sauce 1
sleazy bindle 5
sleazy fairy gravy 2
sleazy hi mein 6
sleep mask 1
sleeping snowy owl 377
sleeping stocking 35
sleeping wereturtle 1
slice of pizza 16
slick fish meat 6
slightly peevedbow 7
slime convention coupons 3
slime convention flyers 2
slime convention pin 2
slime convention swag bag 3
slime convention t-shirt 1
slime stack 1
slime-covered club 1
slime-covered compass 1
slime-covered greaves 1
slime-covered helmet 1
slime-covered lantern 1
slime-covered necklace 1
slime-covered shovel 1
slime-covered speargun 1
slime-soaked brain 1
slime-soaked hypophysis 1
slime-soaked sweat gland 1
slimy alveolus 30
slimy chest 1
slimy fermented bile bladder 467
slimy paste 1
slimy sweetbreads 447
slingshot 2
slip 'n' slide 32
Slippery Knob 2
slippery when wet shield 1
Sloe Comfortable Zoo 1
slow jam collection 5
Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags 3
slug of rum 45
slug of shochu 10
slug of vodka 16
small box 499
small leather glove 15
Small Medium 2
small slimy cyst 1
smart skull 189
smashed danish 1
smile-sharpening stone 19
smiley-face sticker 1
smiling rat 1
smirking shrunken head 1
smoked potsherd 4
smoking grass 1
smoking talon 1
smoky potion 207
smoldering staff 2
smudged alchemical recipe 21
snailmail bits 1
snailmail breeches 2
snailmail coif 1
snailmail hauberk 1
snake 302
snake shield 77
snapdragon pistil 9
snarling wolf shield 8
Sneaky Pete's breath spray 15
Sneaky Pete's key lime 12
Sneaky Pete's key lime pie 4
snifter of thoroughly aged brandy 502
snorkel 9
snow belly 1
snow halo 1
snow hat 1
snow pants 1
Snow Queen Crown 7
snowball 1
snowboarder pants 87
snowstick 1
sock garters 2
sock monkey 116
soda water 80
soft green echo eyedrop antidote 391
soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini 1
software glitch 1
soggy seed packet 65
soggy used band-aid 1
soggy wofl t-shirt 29
solid asbestos box 1
solid baconstone earring 2
solid baconstone necklace 2
solid baconstone ring 2
solid chrome box 1
solid gold bowling ball 34
solid gold pegleg 457
solid linoleum box 1
solid state loom 1
sonar-in-a-biscuit 120
Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire 1
sorority brain 45
sorority girl's box 1
soul doorbell 1
soul knife 1
soul mask 1
soup turtle 1
soup-chucks 1
souvenir ski t-shirt 30
soy cordial 6
soyburger juice 5
soylent staff 2
Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts 2
space bar 1
space heater 1
space invader 1
space jam 2
space jam toast 1
space needle 1
Space Tourist Phaser 3
Space Tours Tripple 3
Space Trip safety headphones 1
space trooper helmet 1
spade necklace 17
spaghetti con calaveras 2
spaghetti cult mask 27
spaghetti cult rosary 16
Spaghetti with Moonballs 2
spaghetti with rock-balls 3
spaghetti with Skullheads 11
spaghetti-box banjo 1
Spam Witch sammich 419
spandex anniversary shorts 1
spangly mariachi pants 9
spangly mariachi vest 5
spangly sombrero 9
spangly unitard 19
spark plug earring 1
sparking El Vibrato drone 1
sparkler 101
spectral axe 1
spectral jelly 1
spectral pickle 537
spectre scepter 27
speed limit shield 1
Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb 1
SPF 451 lip balm 3
sphygmomanometer 2
spice melange 1
spiced rum 11
spices 461
spicy bean burrito 1
spicy enchanted bean burrito 1
spicy jumping bean burrito 4
spicy mushroom quesadilla 4
spicy noodles 3
spider web 1,031
spiked femur 57
spiky turtle helmet 1
spiky turtle shield 1
spiky turtle shoulderpads 1
spirit bed 1
spirit blanket 1
spirit gum 1
spirit mattress 2
spirit pillow 1
Spirit Precipice 2
spirit sheet 1
sponge cake 1
sponge helmet 1
spongy shield 1
spooky alphabet block 1
spooky and sour sauce 1
spooky bark 363
spooky bicycle chain 8
spooky bindle 9
spooky clusterbomb 1
spooky cosmetics bag 8
spooky eggnog 31
spooky eyeliner 39
spooky felt 2
spooky hi mein 3
spooky hockey mask 4
spooky length of string 153
spooky lipstick 37
spooky lo mein 8
spooky mushroom 407
spooky mushroom wine 2
spooky nuggets 21
spooky pirate skeleton 14
spooky powder 12
Spooky Putty ball 1
Spooky Putty leotard 1
Spooky Putty mitre 1
spooky rattling cigar box 1
spooky sap 190
spooky scarecrow 15
spooky shroomkabob 2
spooky shrunken head 81
spooky sound effects record 1
spooky staff 2
spooky stick 144
spooky stir-fry 1
spooky stuffing 1
Spooky Surprise Egg 150
spooky toy wheel 1
spooky wad 1
spooky wooden block 65
Spooky-Gro fertilizer 13
spoon! 1
spoonful of Linguine-Os 1
spork 17
spray paint 25
spring 54
sprocket 241
sprocket assembly 1
squamous polyp 1
square CRIMBCOOKIE 6
square sponge pants 1
squashed frog 72
Squat-Thrust Magazine 1
squeaky staff 2
squirming egg sac 297
squirmy violent party snack 1
St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket 170
Stabonic scroll 1
Staff of Blood and Pudding 1
Staff of the Black Kettle 1
Staff of the Deepest Freeze 1
Staff of the Grand Flambé 1
Staff of the Grease Trap 1
Staff of the Greasefire 1
Staff of the Kitchen Floor 1
Staff of the Midnight Snack 1
Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern 1
Staff of the Short Order Cook 1
Staff of the Soupbone 1
Staff of the Walk-In Freezer 1
Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron 1
Staff of the Woodfire 1
stained mattress 9
stainless steel scarf 7
stainless steel shillelagh 8
stainless steel skullcap 9
stainless steel slacks 8
stainless steel solitaire 10
stainless steel suspenders 15
stale baguette 69
stalk of asparagus 127
staph of homophones 2
stapler bear 2
star 478
star boomerang 1
star buckler 13
star chart 126
star crossbow 36
star hat 58
star key lime 10
star key lime pie 2
star pants 3
star shirt 2
star spatula 1
star staff 15
star starfish 1
star stiletto 2
star sword 22
star throwing star 1
starchy crossbow 1
starchy staff 1
starchy sword 1
Steal This Candy 8
stealth bomber 1
Steam Card: DemonStar (#1) 1
Steam Card: Meteoid (#1) 2
steamy ruby 5
steel drivin' hammer 1
steel sword 1
steely marble 2
Stemonitis Staticus mushroom 1
stench and sour sauce 1
stench nuggets 122
stench powder 16
stench wad 102
stepmom's booze 1
sterno-flavored Hob-O 1
stick 4
stick of "gum" 3
stick of dynamite 6
stick-on eyebrow piercing 595
stick-on mini solar panels 1
stick-on-a-string 34
sticky gloves 5
sticky meat kilt 1
sticky meat pants 1
sticky meat skirt 1
stinkin' bindle 11
stinking agaricus 1
stinkwater 1
stinky cheese ball 1
stinky cheese diaper 2
stinky cheese eye 1
stinky cheese sword 1
stinky cheese wheel 1
stinky hi mein 12
stinky mushroom 3
stinky mushroom wine 1
stolen accordion 237
stolen meatpouch 2
stolen necklace 3
stolen office supplies 224
stolen sushi 1
stomach turnover 6
stomp box 1
stone banjo 23
stone baseball cap 912
stone frisbee 1,049
stone of eXtreme power 26
stone turtle 58
stone wool 175
stop shield 1
strange cube 210
strange paste 1
strange shiny disc 3
straw hat 4
strawberry 291
strawberry daiquiri 28
strawberry pie 3
strawberry popsicle 5
strawberry supersucker 2
strawberry wine 11
strawberry-flavored Hob-O 1
strawberyl 78
strawberyl necklace 1
stray chihuahua 3
streetfighting champion's belt 1
stress ball 2
string of blue beads 76
string of Crimbo lights 8
string of dingle balls 2
string of green beads 54
string of moist beads 2
string of red beads 81
stringy sinew 136
strongness elixir 173
studded leather boxer shorts 7
stuffed alien blob 3
stuffed angry cow 63
stuffed astral badger 58
stuffed baby gravy fairy 59
stuffed bandersnatch 2
stuffed Baron von Ratsworth 57
stuffed can of asparagus 1
stuffed carpenter 1
stuffed caterpillar 1
stuffed Cheshire bitten 66
stuffed cocoabo 70
stuffed crazy bastard sword 1
stuffed dodecapede 28
stuffed dodo 4
stuffed doppelshifter 437
stuffed flaming gravy fairy 66
stuffed frozen gravy fairy 59
stuffed ghuol whelp 1
stuffed gray blob 1
stuffed hand turkey 55
stuffed Hodgman 1
stuffed key 112
stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech 55
stuffed martini 1
stuffed Meat 45
stuffed mind flayer 66
stuffed mink 50
stuffed Mob Penguin 1
stuffed monocle 62
stuffed ninja snowman 49
stuffed pocketwatch 3
stuffed porpoise 2
stuffed sabre-toothed lime 2
stuffed scary death orb 68
stuffed shoulder parrot 74
stuffed sleazy gravy fairy 53
stuffed snowy owl 60
stuffed spooky gravy fairy 65
stuffed spooky mushroom 18
stuffed stab bat 2
stuffed stinky gravy fairy 50
stuffed teddy butler 7
stuffed tin of caviar 55
stuffed treasure chest 113
stuffed undead elbow macaroni 67
stuffed walrus 2
stuffed yeti 1
stuffed yo-yo 5
stuffed zmobie 2
stuffed-shirt scarecrow 1
stuffing 8
stunt nuts 33
sturdy Crimbo crate 136
sturdy sword hilt 28
stylish swimsuit 1
styrofoam crossbow 1
styrofoam ore 375
styrofoam staff 1
styrofoam sword 2
STYX deodorant body spray 1
sub-molecular interocitor 86
sucker bucket 6
sucker hakama 5
sucker kabuto 7
sucker scaffold 136
sucker tachi 5
sucky decal 23
suede shortsword 7
Suffering Sinner 1
sugar banana 79
sugar chapeau 2
sugar cherry 99
Sugar Cog 17
sugar lime 94
sugar shank 1
sugar shard 1
sugar sheet 24
sugar shield 3
sugar shillelagh 1
sugar shirt 1
sugar shorts 15
sugar shotgun 1
sugar-coated pine cone 2
Summer Nights 11
sun-dried tofu 5
sunken chest 204
suntan lotion of moxiousness 73
Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword 2
super ka-bob 1
Super Magic Power Sword X 1
super salad 40
super-spiky hair gel 432
super-strong air freshener 1
superamplified boom box 1
superduperball 1
superheated fudge 80
Superhero Reboots 1
Supernova Champagne 1,902
support cummerbund 635
supportive bra 85
Suppurating Sinner 1
surgical apron 1
surgical mask 1
suspicious stocking 1
suspicious-looking fedora 1
Swabbie™ swab 21
swamp lolly 1
swashbuckling pants 123
sweet mochi ball 9
sweet ninja sword 22
sweet nutcracker 1
sweet rims 3
sweet roll Alabama 2
Sweet Sword 1
sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 3
swirly potion 185
Swizzler 2
sword behind inappropriate prepositions 2
sword hilt 52
Sword of Dark Omens 1
sword of static 35
Sword of the Brouhaha Prince 1
syncopated turtle 1
synthetic dog hair pill 1
synthetic marrow 1
synthetic stuffing 183
TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ 1
T.U.R.D.S. Key 1
t8r tots 113
Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco 1
Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce! 1
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro 53
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita 45
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco 61
taco shell 102
tail o' nine cats 2
tailbone shield 1
tainted seal's blood 2
Tales from the Fireside 7
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker 50
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) 2
Tales of the Word Realms 1
talkative skull 1
tamarind-flavored chewing gum 55
tambourine 3
tambourine bells 97
tangarita 2
tangarita with a fly in it 2
tangerine 1
tangle of rat tails 2
tankard of ale 2
tap shoes 40
tapped black lotus 1
targeting chip 5
tarnished metal ring 2
tarnished metal rod 2
tarrrnish charrrm 61
tarrrnished charrrm bracelet 1
tasket 4
tassel 31
tasteful black bow tie 1
Tasty Fun Good rice candy 565
tasty louse 1
tasty tart 5
tattered paper crown 4
tattered scrap of paper 146
tawdry amethyst 2
tea for one 1
Tears of the Quiet Healer 2
teddy bear 20
teddy bear sewing kit 5
teddy borg 239
teddy borg sewing kit 4
teeny-tiny magic scroll 4
teeny-tiny ninja stars 14
teflon ore 36
teflon shield 2
teflon spatula 3
teflon swim fins 1
temporary teardrop tattoo 6
Temps Tempranillo 1
tempura air 1
tempura avocado 1
tempura broccoli 1
tempura carrot 1
tempura cauliflower 1
tempura cucumber 1
tempura radish 1
ten-leaf clover 8
tenderizing hammer 43
teqiwila 2
teqiwila slammer 2
tequila grenade 58
tequila sunrise 5
tequila sunset 2
tequila with training wheels 1
Tequiz Navidad 1
terrible poem 11
Texas tea 1
that gum you like 3
The Art of Slapfighting 126
The Art of Slapfighting (used) 1
The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones 200
The Big Book of Pirate Insults 17
The Bomb 1
The Cooler Out of Space 18
the finger 3
the funk 1
The Grand Poo-Bah trading card 1
The Joy of Wassailing 63
The Joy of Wassailing (used) 1
The Landscaper's leafblower 1
The Legendary Beat 1
The Lost Comb 1
The Lost Pill Bottle 6
The Mariachi's guitar case 4
The Necbromancer's Hat 1
The Necbromancer's Shorts 1
The Necbromancer's Stein 1
The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff 1
The Necbronomicon 5
The Necbronomicon (used) 1
The Ring 2
The Six-Pack of Pain 3
The Snake trading card 1
The Snitch's Manifesto 2
The Spirit of Crimbo 1
The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants 1
theoretical string 1,096
thermos full of Knob coffee 1
thermos of brew 7
thin black candle 1,324
Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy 1
Thinknerd T-Shirt 1
Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag 1
Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts 1
third-hand lantern 1
third-hand nunchaku 9
thistle wine 83
Thorny Toad trading card 1
thought balloon 5
three-tiered wedding cake 3
Thriller Ice 1
throbbing organ pie 1
throbbing rage gland 3
throwing bone 13
throwing fork 1
throwing spoon 1
throwing wrench 25
Thwaitgold ant statuette 3
Thwaitgold bee statuette 6
Thwaitgold bookworm statuette 3
Thwaitgold firefly statuette 14
Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette 1
Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette 6
Thwaitgold maggot statuette 12
Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette 1
Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette 1
thyme jelly donut 1
Tickle-Me Emilio 1
Tiger-lily's milk 39
tighty whiteys 2
Tiki lighter 3
time halo 2
time helmet 1
time residue 1
time sleigh 1
time sword 1
time trousers 1
time's arrow 45
tin cup 1
tin cup of mulligan stew 11
tin drum 1
tin foil 1
tin magnolia 5
tin rations 3
tin roof (rusted) 1
tin snips 1
tin star 1
tin tam 1
tiny ballet slippers 1
tiny balloon knife 4
tiny bindle 1
tiny black hole 2
tiny bottle of absinthe 83
tiny bowler 1
tiny bust of Pallas 1
tiny canopic jar 1
tiny cell phone 1
tiny costume wardrobe 1
tiny dancer 1
tiny do-rag 1
tiny fly glasses 5
tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker 3
tiny goth giant 2
tiny house 1,035
tiny knife and fork 5
tiny makeup kit 3
tiny maracas 7
tiny Mountie hat 9
tiny ninja sword 8
tiny nose-bone fetish 4
tiny plastic 11 Dealer 1
tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf 5
tiny plastic abominable fudgeman 1
tiny plastic accordion thief 12
tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear 1
tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll 5
tiny plastic angry bugbear 5
tiny plastic angry goat 8
tiny plastic angry space marine 1
tiny plastic anime smiley 5
tiny plastic animelf 1
tiny plastic apathetic lizardman 6
tiny plastic astronomer 12
tiny plastic Axe Wound 10
tiny plastic baby gravy fairy 16
tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth 6
tiny plastic barrrnacle 22
tiny plastic batbugbear 1
tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type 1
tiny plastic beanbat 8
tiny plastic bee swarm 1
tiny plastic beebee gunners 1
tiny plastic Beebee King 1
tiny plastic beebee queue 1
tiny plastic Beelzebozo 5
tiny plastic Best Game Ever 1
tiny plastic Big Candy 1
tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar 19
tiny plastic Black Knight 8
tiny plastic black ops bugbear 1
tiny plastic blazing bat 1
tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball 13
tiny plastic blooper 10
tiny plastic Bonerdagon 6
tiny plastic Boris 1
tiny plastic Boss Bat 5
tiny plastic brainsweeper 8
tiny plastic briefcase bat 7
tiny plastic bugaboo 1
tiny plastic Bugbear Captain 1
tiny plastic buzzerker 1
tiny plastic cavebugbear 1
tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter 1
tiny plastic Cheshire bat 17
tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ 1
tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite 4
tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel 1
tiny plastic cocoabo 19
tiny plastic coffee pixie 18
tiny plastic colollilossus 1
tiny plastic conservationist hippy 3
tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ 2
tiny plastic Crimbo Casino 2
tiny plastic Crimbo elf 19
tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer 27
tiny plastic Crimbo wreath 18
tiny plastic Crimbomination 4
tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram 5
tiny plastic cubist bull 10
tiny plastic demoninja 3
tiny plastic disco bandit 18
tiny plastic Don Crimbo 1
tiny plastic Dr. Awkward 1
tiny plastic drunk goat 5
tiny plastic fat stack of cash 4
tiny plastic Father McGruber 1
tiny plastic fax machine 1
tiny plastic Felonia 3
tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus 6
tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker 9
tiny plastic fire servant 1
tiny plastic fluffy bunny 7
tiny plastic four-shadowed mime 1
tiny plastic fruit golem 6
tiny plastic Fudge Wizard 1
tiny plastic fuzzy dice 18
tiny plastic G Imp 8
tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick 20
tiny plastic ghuol whelp 17
tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers 3
tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire 6
tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser 12
tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester 6
tiny plastic goth giant 6
tiny plastic grue 14
tiny plastic handsome mariachi 7
tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist 1
tiny plastic Hellion 6
tiny plastic hermit 10
tiny plastic hobo elf 1
tiny plastic howling balloon monkey 13
tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear 1
tiny plastic Iiti Kitty 3
tiny plastic Jarlsberg 1
tiny plastic killer bee 11
tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter 6
tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl 4
tiny plastic Knob Goblin King 5
tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist 8
tiny plastic Knott Yeti 7
tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box 6
tiny plastic leprechaun 14
tiny plastic levitating potato 10
tiny plastic lobsterfrogman 10
tiny plastic Lord Flameface 1
tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven 1
tiny plastic MechaElf 1
tiny plastic Mob Penguin 5
tiny plastic moneybee 2
tiny plastic mosquito 16
tiny plastic Mr. Mination 1
tiny plastic mumblebee 1
tiny plastic mutant elf 4
tiny plastic ninja snowman 7
tiny plastic Norville Rogers 1
tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy 6
tiny plastic pastamancer 26
tiny plastic peacannon 1
tiny plastic Protagonist 5
tiny plastic protector spectre 1
tiny plastic Queen Bee 1
tiny plastic Rene C. Corman 1
tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime 14
tiny plastic sauceror 19
tiny plastic scary clown 9
tiny plastic Scott the Miner 1
tiny plastic Scream Queen 5
tiny plastic seal clubber 28
tiny plastic senile lihc 7
tiny plastic skeletal reindeer 5
tiny plastic smarmy pirate 3
tiny plastic Sneaky Pete 1
tiny plastic Spam Witch 6
tiny plastic spiderbugbear 1
tiny plastic spiny skelelton 13
tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton 9
tiny plastic spooky vampire 12
tiny plastic Spunky Princess 9
tiny plastic stab bat 18
tiny plastic star starfish 12
tiny plastic stocking mimic 1
tiny plastic strand of DNA 4
tiny plastic Susie 1
tiny plastic sweet nutcracker 5
tiny plastic taco cat 5
tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf 1
tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski 9
tiny plastic the Free Man 1
tiny plastic The Man 1
tiny plastic topiary golem 7
tiny plastic trollipop 1
tiny plastic Trouser Snake 12
tiny plastic turtle tamer 15
tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo 7
tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku 1
tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni 5
tiny plastic warwelf 7
tiny plastic whitesnake 9
tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer 1
tiny plastic XXX pr0n 9
tiny plastic zmobie 5
tiny prop sword 1
tiny shaker of salt 9
tiny slimy cyst 120
tiny sombrero 1
tiny top hat and cane 2
tip jar 16
tires 268
tisket 2
titanium assault umbrella 19
toast 721
toast with jam 1
toasted brie 1
tobiko marble soda 1
tobiko pocky 1
tobiko-infused sake 1
toe jam 2
toe jam toast 1
tofu casserole 27
tofu stir-fry 1
tofu taco 1
tofu wonton 4
tofurkey gravy 76
tofurkey leg 199
tofurkey nugget 1
Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste 170
tomato 415
tomato daiquiri 27
tomato juice of powerful power 74
tomb ratchet 19
tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie 8
Tome of Clip Art 2
Tome of Rad Libs 1
Tome of Snowcone Summoning 1
Tome of Sugar Shummoning 1
tommy gun 1
tongue depressor 1
tonguebone 1
tonic djinn 1
tonic water 7
too legit potion 1
tooth 2
toothbrush 3
toothsome rock 394
top 62
torn hellseal sinew 20
torquoise 1
torquoise ring 2
tortoboggan 2
tortoboggan shield 2
tortoise's blessing 525
tourmalime 53
tourmalime tourniquet 1
towel 17
toy accordion 1
toy crazy train 252
toy deathbot 7
toy hoverpad 1,080
toy jet pack 367
toy maglev monorail 9
toy mercenary 140
toy ray gun 178
toy six-seater hovercraft 2
toy soldier 67
toy space helmet 125
toy taijijian 1
toy train 68
toy wheel 5
traffic jam 2
traffic jam toast 1
transparent pants 1
transporter transponder 1
Transylvania Sling 1
Travels with Jerry 7
tree skirt 2
tree-eating kite 1,291
tree-shaped Crimbo cookie 8
triad summoning scroll 1
triangular CRIMBCOOKIE 3
trilobite candy mold 1
trilobite fossil 27
Trivial Avocations Card: What? 13
Trivial Avocations Card: When? 19
Trivial Avocations Card: Where? 7
Trivial Avocations Card: Who? 5
troll britches 3
Trollhouse cookies 217
Tropical Crimbo Hat 2
tropical Crimbo pressie 1
Tropical Crimbo Shorts 1
Tropical Crimbo Sword 2
tropical island souvenir crate 1
tropical orchid 6
tropical paperweight 4
tropical swill 3
tropical wrapping paper 4
trousers of the white knight 1
trout fang 7
troutpiece 7
true grit 53
trusty torch 1
tube of cranberry Go-Goo 2
tube of dread wax 71
tube of hair oil 7
tube of herbal ointment 2
tube sock 2
Tuesday's ruby 30
tulip 3
tuning fork 8
turtle pheromones 1,233
turtle totem 470
turtle wax 1
turtle wax greaves 2
turtle wax helmet 1
turtle wax shield 1
turtlemail bits 1
turtlemail breeches 2
turtlemail coif 2
turtlemail hauberk 2
turtling rod 2
tuxedo shirt 2
twinkly nuggets 2
twinkly powder 7
twinkly wad 1
twist of lime 1
twitching claw 52
twitching time capsule 1
twitching trigger finger 1
two meat muck 2
two-handed depthsword 7
Typical Tavern swill 9
ultimate ultimate frisbee 9
Ultracolor™ shirt 1
ultrafondue 1
Ultrasoldier Serum 9
una poca de gracia 1
Unagnimated Gnome 1
unbearable light 1
Uncle Crimbo's Rations 11
Uncle Crimbo's Sack 1
Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide 171
Uncle Hobo's belt 1
Uncle Hobo's epic beard 1
Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants 1
Uncle Hobo's highest bough 1
Uncle Hobo's stocking cap 1
Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix 69
Uncle Romulus 154
Uncle Romulus (used) 1
uncooked chorizo 69
underwater slingshot 34
Underworld flail 1
Underworld sapling 1
Underworld truncheon 1
Underworld trunk 1
undissolvable contact lenses 1
unearthed potsherd 364
unearthly onyx 1
unfortunate dumplings 9
unidentified jerky 170
union scalemail pants 7
Unionize The Elves sign 1
unlocked meat locker 1
unnamed cocktail 1
unnatural gas 1
unrefined Mountain Stream syrup 2
unrequired jacket 1
unrolling pin 3
Unspeakable Earring 1
unspeakable lozenges 1
unstable DNA 111
unstable laser battery 149
unstable quark 7
untamable turtle 1
unused walkie-talkie 1
unusual disco ball 1
unwound clockwork grapefruit 1
unwound cymbal-playing monkey 1
upsy daisy 9
Ur-Donut 1
Uranium Omega of Temperance 1
urchin roe 1
urinal cake 378
used beer 1
useless powder 7
Valentine 56
Valentine's Day cake 5
valuable trinket 227
vampire collar 24
vampire duck-on-a-string 501
vampire glitter 3
vampire pearl 3
vampire pearl earring 1
vampire pearl necklace 1
vampire pearl ring 1
Van der Graaf helmet 5
vanilla-frosted king cake 18
Vaso De Agua trading card 1
velcro boots 1
velcro broadsword 2
velcro ore 25
velcro paddle ball 2
velcro shield 2
velvet choker 1
vengeful spirit 1
Venus flytrap 1
vertebra of the Bonerdagon 6
very large caltrop 1
very overdue library book 1
Vial of jus de larmes 1
vial of baconstone juice 1
vial of Gnomochloric acid 7
vial of hamethyst juice 1
vial of holy water 2
vial of hot blood 1
vial of patchouli oil 8
vial of porquoise juice 1
vial of The Glistening 3
vibrating cyborg knife 18
vicious spiked collar 1
viking helmet 76
villainous scythe 1
vinegar 368
vinegar-soaked lemon slice 2,730
vinyl boots 1
vinyl ore 1
vinyl shield 1
vitachoconutriment capsule 14
Vivian's Vitamin 2
vodka and cranberry 27
vodka and tonic 2
vodka gibson 2
vodka martini 4
Vodka Matryoshka 1
vodka stratocaster 3
Volartta's bellbottoms 1
volcanic ash 800
volleyball 3
Voluminous Radio Hat 1
Voluminous Radio Pants 1
Voluminous Radio Sneakers 1
voodoo snuff 15
vorpal blade 912
votive candle 1
WA 1
wad of cotton 15
wad of dough 591
wad of slimy rags 25
wad of tofu 84
walrus ice cream 1
walrus-tusk earring 7
wand of fudge control 1
Wand of Nagamar 65
Wand of Oscus 2
wang 18
war tongs 68
warbear accoutrements chunk 2
warbear badge 1
warbear bearserker mead 1
warbear bearserker potion 1
warbear beeping telegram 1
warbear blizzard mead 1
warbear chemistry lab 1
warbear drone assembler 1
warbear electric warscarf 1
warbear feasting bread 1
warbear feasting mead 1
warbear fleece-lined warscarf 1
warbear laser bowtie 1
warbear liquid overcoat 1
warbear nuclear bowtie 1
warbear plasma bowtie 1
warbear polarized goggles 1
warbear snowblindness goggles 1
warbear thermoregulator bread 1
warbear warrior bread 1
warbear whosit 1
warm El Vibrato drone 1
warm mushroom 16
Warm Subject gift certificate 41
wasabi marble soda 1
wasabi pocky 1
wasabi-infused sake 1
washboard shield 1
water pipe bomb 501
water purification pills 1
water wings 41
water-polo cap 1
water-polo mitt 1
watered-down Red Minotaur 1
waterlogged bootstraps 1
waterlogged crate 3
Wax Flask 9
wax hat 1
wax lips 1
wax pants 2
Way More Tears™ pepper spray 3
wedge of gray cheese 1
weedy skirt 1
weegee sqouija 22
weighted paperclip chain 1
weremoose spit 4
wet stew 1
wet venom duct 18
whalebone corset 8
Whatsian Ionic Pliers 1
wheel 1
whimpering willow bark 25
whip kit 50
whisker pencil 58
whiskey and cola 72
whiskey and soda 1
whiskey bittersweet 2
whiskey sour 32
white balloon 36
white belt 1
white Canadian 4,700
white candy heart 381
white candygram 1
white chocolate and tomato pizza 30
white chocolate chip brownies 2
white chocolate chip cookies 21
white chocolate chips 137
White Chocolate Golem Seeds 1
White Citadel burger 24
White Citadel fries 68
white class ring 37
white collar 9
white Dreadsylvanian 1
white hat hacker T-shirt 13
White Hyborian 1
white lightning 347
white picket fence 25
white pixel 181
white rice 53
white satin pants 2
white satin shield 146
white snake skin 172
white snakeskin duster 2
white sword 270
white whip 4
white Xanadian 6
white-label gin 3
whole roasted chicken 2
whole turkey leg 1
wholeberd 1
Whoompa Fur Pants 1
whoopie cushion 255
wicker shield 51
wiffle-flail 2
wild honey pie 1
willowy bonnet 1
willyweed 43
wind-up chattering teeth 336
wind-up meatcar 172
wind-up Whatsian robot 2
windchimes 96
wine spritzer 3
wine-soaked bone chips 2
wings of fire 1
Wint-O-Fresh mint 74
wintergreen-flavored potato chips 414
witch hat 4
witch wart 1
witty rapier 712
wizard action figure 2
woim 1
wok lobster 1
Woldo trading card 1
wolf mask 189
wolfman mask 142
Wolfman Nardz 1
wolfskull mask 1
wonderwall shield 85
wood screw 1
wooden axe 19
wooden block 9
wooden figurine 12
wooden salad bowl 7
wooden stakes 25
wool hat 12
woolen cravat 1
Workytime Tea 2
world's most unappetizing beverage 1
world's smallest violin 2
worn tophat 28
worthless gewgaw 1
worthless knick-knack 1
worthless trinket 1
woven baling wire bracelets 2
wreath of laurels 5
wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie 5
Wrecked Generator 1
wrench bracelet 2
wriggling severed nose 2
wriggling tentacle 18
wristwatch of the white knight 1
wumpus hair 6
wumpus-hair bolo 1
wumpus-hair loincloth 1
wumpus-hair net 1
wumpus-hair sweater 1
wumpus-hair whip 1
wumpus-hair wig 1
wussiness potion 434
X-37 gun 3
x-ray specs 187
yak anorak 3
yak skin 9
yak toupee 3
yak whip 136
Yakisoba's hat 3
yakskin buckler 7
yakskin kilt 1
yakskin pants 7
yakskin skirt 10
yam candy 1
Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick 1
ye olde golde frontes 2
Ye Olde Medieval Insult 1
Ye Olde Navy Fleece 3
Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher 340
yellow brick road 3
yellow candy heart 426
yellow candygram 2
yellow drunki-bear 1
yellow glowstick 4
yellow gummi ingot 363
yellow matter custard 2
Yellow Moon of Compassion 4
yellow paisley oyster egg 5
yellow plastic hard hat 7
yellow plastic oyster egg 19
yellow polka-dot oyster egg 4
yellow snowcone 236
yellow striped oyster egg 11
yellow traffic cone 1
yeti fur 6
yo 415
yo-yo 1,541
yohohoyo 645
your own black heart 61
yuletide troll chrysalis 2
yummy death watch beetle 1
Yummy Tummy bean 62
Ze™ goggles 1
zen motorcycle 2
Zim Merman's guitar 4
Zinc Delta of Tranquility 1
zmobie 2
zombie pineal gland 37
Zombo's empty eye 1
Zombo's grievous greaves 2
Zombo's shield 2
Zombo's shoulder blade 1
Zombo's skullcap 2
Zoodriver 1
Zu Mannkäse Dienen 200
Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) 1