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Display Case for Framistan (#42356)
This player is ranked #868 for Most Total Items with a total of 171,852 items.
This player is ranked #24 for Most Unique Items with a total of 8,592 items.

This player is a member of the clan Not Dead Yet.

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Framistan (#42356)
This player has 8,592 unique items and 171,852 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"caramel" orange 58
"DEBBIE" tattoo kit 1
"DRINK ME" potion 1
"honey" dipper 1
"Humorous" T-shirt 1
"KICK ME" sign 1
"meat" stick 1
"Remember the Trees" Shirt 94
Überraschthexengebräu 28
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 1
1,970 carat gold 1
1-ball 1
1.21 jigawatts 2
1/6th Pound Cake 1
100-Watt bulb 1
11-leaf clover 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 1
18-picohertz resonator crystal 4
1952 Mickey Mantle card 1
2-ball 1
25-meat staff 1
3-ball 1
30669 scroll 1
33398 scroll 1
334 scroll 1
37x37x37 puzzle cube 1
4-ball 1
4-d camera 1
4-dimensional fez 2
4-dimensional guitar 1
4:20 bomb 1
5-Alarm Saucepan 1
5-ball 1
5-hour acrimony 1
6-ball 1
64067 scroll 1
668 scroll 1
7-ball 1
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 1
7-inch discus 5
8-ball 1
8-billed baseball cap 1
8-bit banana 49
9-ball 1
99.44% pure math 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) 2
a bug's lymph 1
a butt tuba 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) 1
A Guide to Safari 1
A Light that Never Goes Out 1
a little sump'm sump'm 1
A muse-bouche 107
A. W. O. L. commendation 2
abandoned candy 9
abominable blubber 1
abominable snowcone 16
absentee voter ballot 1
abstraction: action 1
abstraction: category 1
abstraction: certainty 1
abstraction: comprehension 1
abstraction: joy 1
abstraction: motion 1
abstraction: perception 1
abstraction: purpose 1
abstraction: sensation 1
abstraction: thought 1
Abyssal ember 1
acceptable bagel 1
acceptable mayolus 1
accidental cider 1
accidental mutton 1
accord ion 1
accordion file 1
Accordion of Jordion 1
accordionoid rocca 1
acid-squirting flower 1
acoustic guitarrr 1
actual blood sausage 1
actual reality goggles 1
actual tapas 1
adder 1
adder bladder 1
adhesive tape dolly 1
adorable seal larva 11
Adventurer bobblehead 1
aerated diving helmet 2
Aerheads 2
aerogel accordion 1
aerogel akubra 1
aerogel anvil 1
aerogel apron 1
aerogel ascot 1
aerogel attache case 1
aerosolized aerogel 1
Affirmation Cookie 5
affordable teak perch 1
Afternoon Delight 1
Agent Corrigan's cigarette 36
Agent Mauve 1
Aggressive Carrot 1
Agitated Turkey 1
agnolotti arboli 1
agua de vida 1
Aiolion 1
airblaster gun 1
airborne mutagen 1
airplane tattoo 1
alabaster bishop 1
alabaster king 1
alabaster knight 1
alabaster pawn 1
alabaster queen 1
alabaster rook 1
alarm accordion 1
albatross necklace 1
Aldebaran sardines 1
Alewife™ Ale 1
Alexy sauce 1
Alice's Army Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Bowman 1
Alice's Army Cleric 1
Alice's Army Coward 1
Alice's Army Dervish 1
Alice's Army Foil Sniper 1
Alice's Army Guard 1
Alice's Army Halberder 1
Alice's Army Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Horseman 1
Alice's Army Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Martyr 1
Alice's Army Ninja 1
Alice's Army Nurse 1
Alice's Army Page 1
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Sniper 1
Alice's Army Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Wallman 1
alien animal goo 1
alien autoautopsy kit 59
alien drugs 84
alien force field disruptor bean 1
alien gemstone 1
alien hologram projector 38
alien meat 1
alien plant fibers 1
alien plant goo 1
alien plant sample 1
alien protein powder 3
alien rock sample 1
alien sandwich 1
alien source code printout 3
alien source code printout (used) 1
alien toenails 1
alien zoological sample 1
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig 1
all-purpose cleaner 1
all-purpose flower 1
all-year sucker 1
almost-dead walkie-talkie 1
alpha-mail pants 1
alphabet gum 42
alpine watercolor set 1
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 17
Amanitee 1
amber aviator shades 1
Ambitious Turkey 1
ammonite candy mold 12
ammonite fossil 1
Amnesiac Ale 1
amok pudding 1
amok putter 11
Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes 14
amphibious tophat 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 1
Amulet of Yendor 1
ancient calendar 1
ancient calendar fragment 1
ancient cursed foot locker 1
ancient frozen dinner 1
ancient hot dog wrapper 2
ancient ice cream scoop 1
ancient Magi-Wipes 1
ancient medicinal herbs 1
ancient oil painting of yourself 1
ancient pills 1
ancient poisoned dart 1
Ancient Protector Soda 30
ancient protein powder 1
ancient redwood 1
Ancient Saucehelm 22
ancient spice 1
ancient stone fist 1
ancient stone head 1
ancient turtle shell helmet 2
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 6
ancient vinyl coin purse 1,125
anemone nematocyst 1
anemone sauce 1
anemoney clip 4
angel-food cake 1
Angelhair Culottes 14
anger blaster 4
Angry Farmer candy 1,463
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 53
angry inch 52
angst burger 1
animal part cracker 1
anise-flavored venom 1
Ankh of Badahnkadh 1
ankleweights 1
anniversary balloon 2
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary pewter cape 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
annoying pitchfork 141
ant agonist 1
ant antidepressant 1
ant hoe 1
ant pick 1
ant pitchfork 36
ant rake 1
ant sickle 1
Antagonistic Snowman Kit 1
anti-anti-antidote 1
anticheese 1
antimatter wad 2
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 1
antique accordion 1
antique beer 11
antique bottle of cough syrup 1
antique bottle opener 3
antique Canadian lantern 3
antique greaves 1
antique hand mirror 1
antique helmet 1
antique machete 1
antique nutcracker beard 2
antique nutcracker boots 2
antique nutcracker cape 2
antique nutcracker drumstick 2
antique nutcracker epaulets 2
antique nutcracker figurine 39
antique nutcracker hat 2
antique nutcracker pants 2
antique nutcracker sword 2
antique nutcracker waistcoat 2
antique packet of ketchup 1
antique painting of a landscape 1
antique pair of blue jeans 1
antique record album 17
antique shield 1
antique souvenir drawing 3
antique spear 1
antique spyglass 1
antique tacklebox 1
apathetic lizardman doll 1
aquamariner's necklace 1
aquamariner's ring 1
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 2
arcanoferric housing 9
archaeologing shovel 1
Argarggagarg's fang 12
arm buzzer 1
armgun 1
armored prawn 1
around the world 29
Arr, M80 1
arrowgram 1
arrrgyle socks 1
Arrrmetia trading card 1
arse-a'fire elixir 1
artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice 380
artisanal homebrew gift package 1
artisanal homebrew sampler 1
artisanal limoncello 1
Artist's Butterknife of Regret 1
Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness 1
Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury 1
Artist's Spatula of Despair 1
Artist's Whisk of Misery 1
asbestos apron 1
asbestos crossbow 1
asbestos crossbow string 3
asbestos helmet turtle 1
asbestos meat stack 1
asbestos ore 1
asbestos staff 1
asbestos stick 1
asbestos sword 1
asbestos sword hilt 2
asbestos thermos 1
ASCII fu manchu 92
ASCII shirt 1
Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring) 1
ash soda 1
Asleep in the Cemetery 10
asparagus knife 1
asparagus lo mein 1
asparagus stir-fry 1
aspirin 1
Ass-Stompers of Violence 1
assassin's cheese knife 175
asshat 1
asteroid belt 2
astral mushroom 68
astronaut pants 6
Atomic Comic 4
Atomic Pop 7
atomic vector plotter 5
attention spanner 1
attorney's badge 1
augmented El Vibrato drone 1
augmented-reality shades 4
Aura Libre 1
Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) 1
autocalliope 1
automatic catapult 1
auxiliary backbone 1
awful poetry journal 1
Ax of L'rose 1
Aye Aye 1
Aye Aye, Captain 1
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth 1
bätzle 1
baby bark scorpion 1
baby cuddlefish 5
baby killer bee 31
baby oil shooter 1
babycakes 1
backwoods screwdriver 1
BACON 1
bacon bath ball 2
baconstone 35
baconstone bracelet 2
baconstone earring 2
baconstone pendant 2
baconstone ring 3
baconstone-handled sixgun 1
bad rum and good cola 1
bad vibroknife 1
bad-ass club 1
badass belt 411
badass pie 1
badge of authority 1
badger badge 1
bag of airline peanuts 1
bag of bones 13
bag of Cheat-Os 1
bag of foreign bribes 1
bag of GORF 1
bag of GORP 1
bag of grain 3
bag of gross foreign snacks 1
bag of lard 1
bag of many confections 20
bag of park garbage 1
bag of pygmy blood 1
bag of QWOP 8
bag of random words 68
bag of sausage links 1
bag of unfinished business 1
bag of W&Ws 238
baggie of powdered sugar 1
baggie of regular-sized tardigrades 49
Baja sopapilla 5
baked stuffing 1
bakelite backpack 1
bakelite belt 1
bakelite bits 1
bakelite bowl 1
bakelite breeches 1
bakelite brooch 1
bakelite-covered bacon 3
Bal-musette accordion 1
balaclava 1
balaclava baklava 1
balanced antler 3
ball 56
ball-in-a-cup 1
ballast turtle 1
balloon helmet 1
balloon monkey 4
balloon shield 1
balloon sword 1
ballpark hot daub 4
ballroom blintz 1
baloney rotgut 49
balsa plank 62
balsam barrel 1
bamboo bokuto 1
banana 505
banana cream pie 1
banana daiquiri 1
banana milkshake 1
banana peel 292
banana smoothie 1
banana spritzer 1
banana supersucker 1
banana-frosted king cake 1
bananagate 21
bananarama bangle 4
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 14
baneful bandolier 1
Bangyomaman battle juice 36
banjo kazoo mount 8
banjo strings 1
baobab sap 1
bar skin 1
bar whip 1
barbed-wire fence 1
bargain flash powder 1
baritone accordion 1
bark beret 2
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
bark rootbeer 5
barnacled barrel 1
Barney's rake 1
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 44
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 253
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 90
barrel beryl 1
barrel beryl choker 25
barrel beryl nose ring 1
barrel beryl ring 1
barrel cracker 1
barrel gun 1
barrel pickle 1
barrel-aged eggnog 1
barrel-aged martini 1
barrelhead 9
barrrnacle 117
barskin buckler 1
barskin cloak 1
barskin hat 1
barskin loincloth 1
barskin tent 1
bartender skull 1
bartender-in-the-box 1
bartender-skull-in-the-box 1
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 14
Barulio's bottle 1
basaltamander buckler 1
basaltamander tongue 1
baseball 1
Bash-Ōs boxtop 3
Bash-Ōs cereal 1
basic martini 1
basic meat crossbow 1
basic meat fez 1
basic meat foon 1
basic meat helmet 1
basic meat kilt 1
basic meat pants 1
basic meat skirt 1
basic meat spork 1
basic meat staff 1
basic meat sword 1
bastard baster 1
Bastille Battalion cheese wheel 2
Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher 5
Bastille Battalion tattoo kit 1
bat guano 1
bat haggis 1
bat hat 1
bat whip 1
bat wing 1
bat wing kabob 1
bat wing stir-fry 1
bat-ass leather jacket 1
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
batarang 134
batblade 1
batgut 1
bath ball gift set 2
batskin belt 6
battered Crimbo Crate 3
battered hubcap 1
battered old top-hat 2
battery (9-Volt) 1
battery (AA) 1
battery (AAA) 1
battery (car) 1
battery (D) 1
battery (lantern) 1
battery-powered drill 1
Battlie Light Saver 1
bauxite beret 15
bauxite bow-tie 33
bauxite boxers 39
bazooka cozy 1
bazookafish bubble gum 1
beach ball marble 1
Beach Buck 1
beach glass bead 1
beach glass necklace 1
bean burrito 1
beanbag chair 1
bear claw 1
beard incense 1
beastly paste 1
beaten-up Chucks 1
beautiful rainbow 7
beautiful soup 1
beaver punch (cherry) 6
beaver punch (papaya) 6
beaver punch (peach) 2
beaver spear 1
beavermouth 172
bed of coals 1
Beefy Crunch Pastaco 1
beefy fish meat 1
beefy pill 1
beer basted brat 1
beer bomb 1
beer bong 1
beer cartilage 1
beer goggles 1
beer helmet 1
beer lens 1
beer-a-pult 1
beer-battered accordion 1
beer-scented teddy bear 1
beer-soaked mop 1
beertini 1
beery blood 1
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 1
beggin' cologne 1
begpwnia 1
beholed bedsheet 6
beige clambroth marble 2
Beignet Milgranet 1
bejeweled accordion strap 1
bejeweled cufflinks 1
bejeweled pledge pin 1
belemnite candy mold 21
belemnite fossil 1
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
bellhop bell 1
bellhop's hat 1
Belt of Howling Anger 34
Belt of Loathing 1
belt of Ogrekind 3
Ben-Gal™ Balm 1
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 1
bent scrap metal 1
berries of suffering 1
berry-infused sake 1
Better Than Cuddling Cake 1
Bettie page 1
bewitching boots 1
bezoar ring 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 1
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 1
BGE merchandise order form 1
BGE pocket calendar 1
BGE shotglass 6
BGE temporary tattoo 1
BGE tiny plastic toy 1
bi-lateral logic compressor 10
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 4
big bad voodoo mask 1
big bass drum 1
big boom 1
big bumboozer marble 1
big bundle of chamoix 1
Big Candy's tophat 1
big dribbly candle 1
big glob of skin 3
Big Punk 39
big red button 1
big red clown nose 1
big rock 16
big slimy cyst 21
big stick 1
big stirring stick 1
big tun 1
bigger stick 1
biker's hat 1
bilge wine 1
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
bindle of joy 1
bindlestocking 8
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 1
Bird-a-Day calendar 1
birdbone corset 5
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 1
bishop cookie 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 44
Bit O' Quail Spleen 29
bit of clingfilm 1
bit-o-cactus 1
bite-me-red lipstick 144
bitter bowtie 1
bitter pill 1
BitterSweetTarts 415
BittyCar HotCar 1
BittyCar MeatCar 1
BittyCar SoulCar 1
Bjorn's Hammer 1
black & tan 1
black and white cracker 5
Black Angus blackburger 1
Black Bart's Booty 1
black belt 1
black blade 1
Black Body™ spray 1
black brandy 1
black BRICKO brick 1
black candy heart 1
black candygram 1
black catseye marble 2
black cherry soda 1
black cloak 1
black cowboy hat 1
black Crimbo ball 20
black eye shadow 1
black eyedrops 1
black facepaint 1
black forest cake 1
black forest ham 1
black friar's tonsure 149
black gallstone 3
black gold 1
black greaves 1
black helmet 1
Black Hole 1
black kettle drum 1
black label 1
black lotus 1
black magic powder 308
black mana 1
Black No. 2 1
black paisley oyster egg 3
black pension check 1
black pepper 1
black picnic basket 1
black pixel 1
black plastic oyster egg 4
black polka-dot oyster egg 5
black pudding 1
black sheepskin diploma 1
black shield 1
black slime glob 1
black snake skin 1
black snowcone 1
black spot 1
black striped oyster egg 4
black sword 1
black tear 58
black-and-blue light 1
blackberry 1
blackberry combat boots 2
blackberry galoshes 4
blackberry moccasins 2
blackberry polite 1
blackberry slippers 2
Blackfly Chardonnay 1
blammer 1
blank diary 1
blank fudge mold 1
blank prescription sheet 1
Blatantly Canadian 1
blended frozen swill 1
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 1
blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail 1
blind-packed capsule toy 2
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 2
Bling of the New Wave 14
Blizzards I Have Died In 1
blob of acid 87
blob of Alphredo™ 3
blob of wood glue 37
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 6
Blood 'n' Plenty 9
blood and blood 1
blood flower 1
blood kiwi 1
Blood Light 28
blood of the Wereseal 1
blood roll-up 1
blood sausage 1
blood snowcone 1
blood-drive sticker 2
blood-faced volleyball 2
blood-red mushroom wine 9
blood-soaked sponge cake 1
Bloodbath 1
bloodied surgical dungarees 1
bloodstain stick 1
bloodstick 1
bloody beer 1
bloody clown pants 1
bloody kiwitini 1
bloody mary 1
Bloody Nora 1
blowdart 1
blown-out speaker cone 4
blue canary nightlight 2
blue class ring 1
Blue Diamond of Honesty 11
blue glowstick 1
blue grass 83
blue lava globs 1
blue LavaCo Lamp™ 1
blue mana 2
blue money bag 8
blue oyster badge 291
blue paisley oyster egg 20
blue pixel 1
blue pixel potion 1
blue plasma ball 1
blue plastic baby 1
blue plastic oyster egg 35
blue plate 2
blue polka-dot oyster egg 16
blue potion 1
blue pumps 2
blue raspberry troll doll 1
blue rocket 1
blue shell 1
blue snowcone 1
blue striped oyster egg 8
blue suede shoes 1
blue tulip 2
blue velvet cake 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 21
blueberry muffin 1
blueberry-frosted king cake 1
blundarrrbus 2
blunt cat claw 1
blunt icepick 1
bobble-hip hula elf doll 1
bobcat grenade 1
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
body spradium 182
Bohemian rhapsody 1
boilermaker 1
boilgun 1
boiling broth 1
boiling hot cocoa 1
boiling seal blood 79
Boletus Broletus mushroom 1
bomb of unknown origin 1
bone abacus 1
bone and arrows 1
bone aperitif 4
bone bandoneon 1
bone bons 45
bone chips 51
bone collar 1
bone crusher 1
bone flour 1
bone flute 1
bone meal 4
bone rattle 1
bone spurs 1
Bone's Farm "wine" 3
boneana hammock 1
bonedanna 1
bonerang 1
Bonerdagon necklace 129
Bonestabber 1
boning knife 1
bonsai tree 1
booby trap 51
book of matches 1
Book of Old-Timey Carols 1
Booke of Vampyric Knowledge 2
Boosty Juice 1
boot flask 1
boot knife 1
BOOterfinger 41
BOOtonniere 1
Boots of Twilight Whispers 28
booty chest charrrm 1
booty chest charrrm bracelet 1
booze drive button 1
booze-soaked cherry 1
boozebomb 1
Boozehounds Anonymous token 1
Bordeaux Marteaux 1
borg sock monkey 2
boring spaghetti 1
Boris's key lime 1
Boris's key lime pie 1
Boris's ring 1
borrowed time 1
Boss Bat bling 88
Boss Bat britches 279
Boss Drops 3
bottle of alcohol 1
bottle of Amontillado 1
bottle of anís 1
bottle of antifreeze 1
bottle of black cat tonic 1
bottle of Blank-Out 1
bottle of Bloodweiser 1
bottle of bubbles 57
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 1
bottle of clam juice 1
bottle of Cochon Noir 1
bottle of cooking sherry 1
bottle of Crème de Fugu 1
bottle of Crimbognac 4
bottle of dark rhum 1
bottle of Definit 1
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 1
bottle of drinkin' gas 8
bottle of Evermore 1
bottle of extra-dark rhum 1
bottle of extra-strength melodramamine 1
bottle of fire 11
bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA 1
bottle of fruity "wine" 5
bottle of gin 1
bottle of Goldschnöckered 2
bottle of goofballs 296
bottle of Greedy Dog 1
bottle of gregnadigne 1
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 1
bottle of Lambada Lambic 1
bottle of laundry sherry 1
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 1
bottle of lighter fluid 1
bottle of limeade 1
bottle of melodramamine 1
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 1
bottle of moontan lotion 1
bottle of Mystic Shell 1
bottle of norwhiskey 1
bottle of novelty hot sauce 1
bottle of Old Pugilist 1
bottle of Ooze-O 1
bottle of peppermint schnapps 1
bottle of perfume 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 1
bottle of Pinot Renoir 1
bottle of pirate juice 1
bottle of popskull 1
bottle of Professor Beer 2
bottle of Race Car Red 2
bottle of Rapier Witbier 1
bottle of realpagne 1
bottle of Red-Out 265
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 1
bottle of rum 1
bottle of sake 1
bottle of Sanguiovese 2
bottle of sea wine 1
bottle of sewage schnapps 1
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 1
bottle of super-extra-dark rhum 1
bottle of tequila 1
bottle of ultravitamins 1
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 1
bottle of vodka 1
bottle of whiskey 1
bottle of wine 1
bottle opener belt buckle 1
bottlecap turtle 1
bottled day 2
bottled inspiration 1
bottled swamp gas 1
bottoms of the barrel 18
boulder 26
Boulevardier cocktail 23
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bounty-hunting pants 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 1
bow 1
bow staff 1
bowl full of jelly 6
bowl of Bounty-Os 1
bowl of cottage cheese 1
bowl of eyeballs 1
bowl of fishysoisse 1
bowl of Jeal-O 67
bowl of lucky charms 1
bowl of maggots 1
bowl of marinade 1
bowl of mernudo 11
bowl of mummy guts 1
bowl of petunias 1
bowl of rye sprouts 1
Bowl of Scorpions 1
bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ 3
bowl of topioca 1
bowlegged pants 1
bowler 1
Bowlet 9
bowling ball 1
box 1
box of Dweebs 144
box of Familiar Jacks 1
box of hammers 1
box of hickory chips 1
box of Pokëmann band-aids 1
box of sunshine 206
box turtle 8
box-in-the-box 1
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
boxcar turtle 24
boxed champagne 1
boxed gumball machine 2
boxed wine 1
Boxing Day Pass 1
boxing glove 1
boxing glove on a spring 1
boxing-glove-in-a-box 1
Brain Food Pastaco 1
brain preservation fluid 34
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 1
brains casserole 1
BRAINS shorts 13
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 1
brainy skull 1
Bram's choker 1
bran muffin 1
brand new key 1
Brand of Violence 1
brass abacus 1
brass bung spigot 1
brass crank handle 3
brass dorsal fin 1
brass Dreadsylvanian flask 1
brass gear 1
brass stinger 1
brass turkey knuckles 3
brazen bracelet 1
bread basket 1
bread line 7
bread man 5
bread mold 1
bread pie 30
bread roll 1
breadchucks 1
breaded beer 2
breadwand 1
Breakfast Blast wine cooler 1
breakfast mess 1
breakfast miracle 1
breath mint 130
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 1
brick 1
brick of sand 1
BRICKO airship 1
BRICKO bat 1
BRICKO brick 1
BRICKO bulwark 1
BRICKO cathedral 1
BRICKO egg 1
BRICKO elephant 1
BRICKO eye brick 1
BRICKO gargantuchicken 1
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO octopus 1
BRICKO ooze 1
BRICKO oyster 1
BRICKO pants 1
BRICKO pearl 5
BRICKO pyramid 1
BRICKO python 1
BRICKO reactor 1
BRICKO stud 43
BRICKO sword 1
BRICKO trunk 1
BRICKO turtle 1
BRICKO vacuum cleaner 1
briefcase 1
briefcase full of sprinkles 1
brigand brittle 1,398
Bright Water 1
brilliant oyster egg 13
Brimstone Beret 1
Brimstone Bludgeon 1
Brimstone Boxers 2
Brimstone Bracelet 1
Brimstone Brooch 1
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 1
brine 63
briny vinegar 52
brittle plastic handle 1
broberry brogurt 1
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crident 42
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 5
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 5
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 5
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 6
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 5
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) 1
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d10 1
d12 1
d20 1
d4 1
d6 1
d8 1
Daffy Taffy 1
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daily dungeon malware 1
daisy 1
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Pain Dip 10
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pie man was not meant to eat 50
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plus one 1
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Professor What T-Shirt 1
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R'lyeh 1
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Racisto Ruidoso 2
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Rad Lib 1
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recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity 1
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recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad 1
recording of Elron's Explosive Etude 1
recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 1
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recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto 1
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Red Russian 2
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Redeye™ Eyedrops 57
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robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. 72
robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. 1
robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. 1
robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. 76
robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. 68
robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E. 1
robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. 83
robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. 58
robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. 1
robotronic egg 88
rock 47
Rock and Roll Legend 1
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Rock Pops 116
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rockfish stomach 32
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rocky road ice cream 1
rodeo whiskey 1
rogue swarmer 21
Rogue Windmill Rouge 67
roll in the hay 1
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roller skate decoy 1
roller skate doll 1
rolling pin 1
ROM of Optimality 1
Roman sadnals 5
Rompedores de Fantasmas 22
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rook cookie 1
root beer 1
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Vamprey 1
Van der Graaf helmet 1
van key 1
Vaporpoise 2
Vaso De Agua trading card 1
veiny spore pod 1
velcro boots 1
velcro broadsword 1
velcro ore 1
velcro paddle ball 1
velcro shield 1
Velougats™ 2
velour valise 1
velour vambraces 1
velour vaqueros 1
velour veil 1
velour veneer 1
velour voulge 1
velvet choker 1
vengeful spirit 1
Venus flytrap 1
vertebra of the Bonerdagon 198
very fancy whiskey 2
very hot lunch 1
very large caltrop 2
very overdue library book 1
very small red dress 1
Vial of jus de larmes 1
vial of baconstone juice 58
vial of blood simple syrup 44
vial of Gnomochloric acid 1
vial of hamethyst juice 79
vial of holy water 1
vial of hot blood 1
vial of humanoid growth hormone 1
vial of patchouli oil 1
vial of porquoise juice 68
vial of swamp vapors 80
vial of The Glistening 1
vibrating cyborg knife 11
vibrating mushroom 1
Vicar's Tutu 1
vicious spiked collar 1
Victor's Spoils 21
viking helmet 1
villainous scythe 1
vinegar 288
vinegar-soaked lemon slice 1
vintage smart drink 6
vinyl boots 1
vinyl ore 1
vinyl shield 1
violent pastilles 43
viral DNA 61
viral video 1
virgin jello shot 27
viscous lava globs 1
vitachoconutriment capsule 6
vitamin G pill 1
Vivian's Vitamin 1
vodka and cranberry 1
vodka and tonic 1
vodka barracuda 1
vodka gibson 1
vodka martini 1
Vodka Matryoshka 1
vodka stinger 1
vodka stratocaster 1
Volartta's bellbottoms 14
volcanic ash 99
Volcoino 1
volleyball 1
voodoo glowskull 448
voodoo snuff 1
vorpal blade 1
votive candle 37
VYKEA blood rune 1
VYKEA bracket 1
VYKEA dowel 1
VYKEA frenzy rune 1
VYKEA hex key 1
VYKEA instructions 1
VYKEA lightning rune 1
VYKEA mead 1
VYKEA meatballs 1
VYKEA plank 1
VYKEA rail 1
VYKEA woadpaint 1
WA 1
wad of cotton 3
wad of dough 1
wad of slimy rags 82
wad of tofu 1
waders 3
Wal-Mart "diamond" ring 1
Wal-Mart gift certificate 1
Wal-Mart nametag 1
Wal-Mart overalls 1
Wal-Mart snowglobe 1
Wal-Mart tattoo kit 1
walkie-talkie 1
walrus ice cream 1
walrus-tusk earring 1
wand of fudge control 1
Wand of Oscus 1
wand of pigification 28
wang 1
war tongs 1
warbear accoutrements chunk 3
warbear auto-anvil 10
warbear badge 1
warbear battery 12
warbear battle greaves 1
warbear bearserker greaves 1
warbear bearserker mead 4
warbear bearserker potion 57
warbear beeping telegram 59
warbear blizzard mead 9
warbear breakfast machine 1
warbear breakfast machine assembler 6
warbear ceremonial party pants 1
warbear chemistry lab 11
warbear dress bracers 1
warbear dress greaves 1
warbear dress helmet 1
warbear drone assembler 5
warbear drone codes 4
warbear electric long johns 1
warbear electric warscarf 1
warbear electro-spiked helm 1
warbear empathy chip 3
warbear empathy chip (used) 1
warbear energy bracers 23
warbear exhaust manifold 16
warbear exo-arm 16
warbear fancy fedora 1
warbear feasting bread 3
warbear feasting mead 5
warbear feathered fedora 1
warbear fleece-lined long johns 1
warbear fleece-lined warscarf 1
warbear foil hat 10
warbear goggles 1
warbear gyro 1
warbear gyrocopter 1
warbear heated ushanka 1
warbear helm fragment 2
warbear high festival pants 1
warbear high-efficiency still 11
warbear hoverbelt 1
warbear hoverbelt piecepart 1
warbear induction oven 1
warbear jackhammer drill press 7
warbear laser beacon 21
warbear laser bowtie 1
warbear lined ushanka 1
warbear liquid lasers 2
warbear liquid overcoat 20
warbear long johns 1
warbear LP-ROM burner 9
warbear metalworking primer 47
warbear metalworking primer (used) 1
warbear nuclear bowtie 1
warbear officer greaves 1
warbear officer requisition box 8
warbear oil pan 28
warbear party pants 1
warbear plain fedora 1
warbear plain helm 1
warbear plain ushanka 1
warbear plasma bowtie 1
warbear polarized goggles 1
warbear procedural hilarity drone 42
warbear rejuvenation potion 1
warbear requisition box 10
warbear robo-camouflage unit 77
warbear sequential gaiety distribution system 46
warbear snowblindness goggles 1
warbear soda machine 1
warbear soda machine assembler 4
warbear spiked helm 1
warbear superpotion 2
warbear thermoregulator bread 3
warbear trouser fragment 3
warbear wardance potion 5
warbear warrior bread 2
warbear warscarf 1
warbear whosit 1
warehouse clerk's glasses 36
warehouse key 47
warehouse walkie-talkie 30
warm El Vibrato drone 1
warm fur 1
warm gravy 1
warm mushroom 1
Warm Subject gift certificate 1
warm war shawarma 1
Warms-Your-Tush 1
Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife 6
wasabi marble soda 1
wasabi pocky 1
wasabi-infused sake 1
washboard shield 1
water log 9
water pipe bomb 1
water purification pills 1
water wings 1
water wings for babies 6
water-polo cap 1
water-polo mitt 1
waterlogged bootstraps 1
waterlogged cloth 107
waterlogged crate 13
waterlogged leather 93
waterlogged metal 102
waterlogged stuffing 101
waterlogged wood 1
wax banana 1
wax booze 1
wax face 1
Wax Flask 14
wax hand 1
wax hat 1
wax pancake 1
wax pants 1
Way More Tears™ pepper spray 1
weasel stomping pants 3
weathered barrel 1
weedy skirt 1
weegee sqouija 1
weighted paperclip chain 1
weird gazelle steak 10
Wendtigo 1
weremoose spit 1
Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence 2
Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking 2
Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud 2
western-style skinning knife 2
Wet Russian 6
wet stew 1
wet venom duct 2
whalebone corset 1
Whatsian Ionic Pliers 1
whatsit-covered turtle shell 8
wheel 10
Whenchamacallit bar 42
whimpering willow bark 1
whip kit 1
whisker pencil 105
whiskey and cola 1
whiskey and soda 1
whiskey bittersweet 1
whiskey in a broken glass 57
whiskey sour 1
whiskey squeeze 1
white balloon 1
white belt 1
white blood cells 1
white Canadian 1
white candy heart 1
white candygram 3
white chocolate and tomato pizza 1
white chocolate chip brownies 1
white chocolate chip cookies 1
white chocolate chips 1
White Chocolate Golem Seeds 155
White Citadel burger 1
White Citadel fries 1
white class ring 1
white collar 1
white Crimbo ball 20
White Dragon Fang 1
white Dreadsylvanian 1
white earbuds 1
white elephant gift 1
white hat hacker T-shirt 1
White Hyborian 1
white lightning 1
white mana 1
white money bag 16
white page 1
white picket fence 1
white pixel 1
white rice 1
white satin pants 1
white satin shield 1
white snake skin 1
white snakeskin duster 1
white sword 1
white tulip 1
white whip 1
white wine 1
white Xanadian 1
white-label gin 2
whole roasted chicken 1
whole turkey leg 1
wholeberd 1
Whoompa Fur Pants 1
whoopie cushion 1
wicker clicker 1
wicker kickers 1
wicker knickers 1
wicker shield 1
wicker slicker 1
wicker sticker 1
wicker ticker 1
wickerbits 1
Wickers bar 4
wicksilver ring 2
wicksilver spurs 1
wiffle-flail 1
wild honey pie 1
willowy bonnet 1
willyweed 1
wind-up chattering teeth 2
wind-up ensign 1
wind-up meatcar 39
wind-up navigation droid 1
wind-up owl 1
wind-up spider 1
wind-up vampire teeth 1
wind-up Whatsian robot 1
windchimes 1
windicle 1
wine spritzer 1
wings of fire 2
Winifred's whistle 1
Wint-O-Fresh mint 103
wintergreen-flavored potato chips 1
witch hat 3
witch wart 1
witch's bra 1
witch's bread 16
witch's brew 11
witty rapier 1
woim 1
woimbook 1
wok lobster 2
Woldo trading card 1
wolf mask 1
wolf whistle 1
wolfman mask 129
Wolfman Nardz 2
wolfskull mask 1
wonderwall shield 1
wood screw 52
wooden axe 1
wooden block 13
wooden figurine 1
wooden salad bowl 1
wooden spoon 1
wooden stakes 1
wool hat 1
wool sock 1
woolen cravat 1
wooly loincloth 1
Work is a Four Letter Sword 1
worksite credentials 1
Workytime Tea 3
World's Blackest-Eyed Peas 1
world's most unappetizing beverage 1
wormwood stick 3
wormwood wedding ring 1
worn tophat 1
worst candy 39
worthless gewgaw 1
worthless knick-knack 1
worthless trinket 1
woven baling wire bracelets 10
wreath of laurels 1
wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
Wrecked Generator 9
wrench bracelet 84
wrestling mask 52
wriggling severed nose 14
wriggling tentacle 1
wristwatch of the white knight 2
writhing drippy candy bar 1
Wrotz 3
wrought-iron flakes 1
wrought-iron waders 1
wrought-iron walker 1
wrought-iron whisk 1
wrought-iron widget 1
wrought-iron wig 1
wrought-iron winch crank 1
Wullabye 1
wumpus hair 29
wumpus-hair bolo 1
wumpus-hair loincloth 2
wumpus-hair net 1
wumpus-hair sweater 1
wumpus-hair whip 2
wumpus-hair wig 2
wussiness potion 1
X 1
X-37 gun 1
x-ray mirror 27
Xiblaxian 5D printer 1
Xiblaxian alloy 1
Xiblaxian cache locator simcode 1
Xiblaxian circuitry 1
Xiblaxian crystal 1
Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode 1
Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner 1
Xiblaxian holo-bowtie 1
Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode 1
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube 1
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey 1
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl 1
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers 1
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest 1
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito 1
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles 1
Xiblaxian holo-training simcode 1
Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter 1
Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode 1
Xiblaxian polymer 1
Xiblaxian residence-cube 1
Xiblaxian space-whiskey 1
Xiblaxian stealth cowl 1
Xiblaxian stealth trousers 1
Xiblaxian stealth vest 1
Xiblaxian ultraburrito 1
Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles 2
yabba dabba doo rag 1
yak anorak 1
yak skin 1
yak toupee 1
yak whip 1
Yakisoba's hat 18
yakskin buckler 1
yakskin kilt 1
yakskin pants 1
yakskin skirt 1
yam candy 1
Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick 1
ye olde golde frontes 1
Ye Olde Meade 1
Ye Olde Medieval Insult 1
Ye Olde Navy Fleece 1
Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher 1
Yeg's Motel alarm clock 1
Yeg's Motel ashtray 1
Yeg's Motel disposable razor 1
Yeg's Motel hand soap 1
Yeg's Motel minibar key 1
Yeg's Motel mouthwash 1
Yeg's Motel pillow mint 1
Yeg's Motel sewing kit 1
Yeg's Motel stationery 1
Yeg's Motel toothbrush 1
yellow brick road 1
yellow candy heart 1
yellow candygram 2
yellow drunki-bear 1
yellow glowstick 1
yellow gummi ingot 143
yellow matter custard 1
Yellow Moon of Compassion 12
yellow paisley oyster egg 2
yellow pixel 1
yellow pixel potion 1
yellow plastic hard hat 1
yellow plastic oyster egg 9
yellow polka-dot oyster egg 3
yellow rocket 1
yellow seashell 1
yellow snowcone 1
yellow striped oyster egg 34
yellow traffic cone 1
yeti fur 1
Yeti Protest Sign 1
yo 39
yo-yo 262
yohohoyo 1
Yolo™ chocolates 3
Yorick 1
Young Man's Cargo Load 1
Young Man's Crew Sequester 1
your own black heart 1
yule gruel 101
yule hatchet 12
yule pup 3
Yuleviathan necklace 1
yummy death watch beetle 1
Yummy Tummy bean 1
Z-Bone steak 58
Ze™ goggles 1
zen motorcycle 1
Zim Merman's guitar 1
Zinc Delta of Tranquility 48
zmobie 1
zombie 1
zombie accordion 3
zombie dinosaur egg 4
zombie hollandaise 211
zombie mariachi hat 1
zombie mariachi pants 2
zombie pineal gland 26
Zombo's empty eye 1
Zombo's grievous greaves 4
Zombo's shield 1
Zombo's shoulder blade 2
Zombo's skull ring 2
Zombo's skullcap 1
Zoodriver 1
Zu Mannkäse Dienen 1
Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) 1
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