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This player is a member of the clan The Black Union.

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BeefThief (#428142)
This player has 2,445 unique items and 15,052 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 3
1-ball 2
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 1
2-ball 1
3-ball 2
30669 scroll 12
33398 scroll 1
334 scroll 7
4-ball 3
4-dimensional fez 1
5-Alarm Saucepan 1
5-ball 2
6-ball 3
668 scroll 9
7-ball 1
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 2
8-ball 2
9-ball 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 1
a butt tuba 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 1
A. W. O. L. commendation 1
abandoned candy 1
abominable snowcone 1
accidental cider 1
accidental mutton 1
acid-squirting flower 1
acoustic guitarrr 2
adder bladder 4
adhesive tape dolly 1
adorable seal larva 2
agua de vida 62
albatross necklace 1
Alewife™ Ale 1
alien drugs 1
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig 1
all-purpose cleaner 2
all-year sucker 1
alphabet gum 5
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 2
amber aviator shades 2
ammonite fossil 6
ancient cursed foot locker 1
ancient frozen dinner 1
ancient ice cream scoop 1
ancient Magi-Wipes 1
ancient protein powder 5
Ancient Saucehelm 8
ancient spice 9
ancient stone fist 1
ancient stone head 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 1
ancient vinyl coin purse 1
anemone nematocyst 1
Angelhair Culottes 2
Angry Farmer candy 9
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 7
Ankh of Badahnkadh 2
anniversary balloon 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
annoying pitchfork 1
ant agonist 5
ant hoe 2
ant pick 2
ant pitchfork 2
ant rake 2
ant sickle 1
anti-anti-antidote 15
anticheese 3
antique greaves 1
antique hand mirror 3
antique helmet 1
antique machete 1
antique shield 2
antique spear 2
Argarggagarg's fang 2
asbestos apron 3
asbestos helmet turtle 1
asbestos ore 2
asbestos staff 2
asbestos sword 1
ASCII shirt 3
Asleep in the Cemetery 1
asparagus knife 2
aspirin 1
Ass-Stompers of Violence 1
asshat 2
astronaut pants 2
Atomic Comic 1
Atomic Pop 2
atomic vector plotter 1
awful poetry journal 2
Ax of L'rose 1
baby killer bee 2
bacon bath ball 6
baconstone 8
baconstone bracelet 2
baconstone pendant 2
bad-ass club 1
badass belt 36
bag of Cheat-Os 2
bag of lard 5
balaclava 1
ball 4
ball-in-a-cup 1
ballast turtle 2
balloon helmet 2
balloon monkey 1
balloon shield 1
balloon sword 1
ballpark hot daub 2
banana 1
banana cream pie 2
banana peel 8
banana smoothie 2
banana spritzer 1
bananagate 9
bananarama bangle 1
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 2
bar skin 2
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
Barney's rake 2
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 10
barrrnacle 2
barskin hat 1
barskin loincloth 1
barskin tent 1
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 2
Barulio's bottle 4
baseball 3
Bash-Ōs boxtop 12
basic meat fez 1
basic meat foon 1
basic meat helmet 3
basic meat kilt 1
basic meat pants 1
basic meat spork 1
bat guano 3
bat whip 1
bat wing 9
bat-ass leather jacket 5
batgut 1
battered Crimbo Crate 1
battered hubcap 1
battered old top-hat 1
bazookafish bubble gum 4
beach glass bead 1
beach glass necklace 1
beanbag chair 1
beaten-up Chucks 3
beautiful rainbow 1
beaver spear 1
bed of coals 2
beefy fish meat 1
beer bomb 4
beer bong 1
beer goggles 1
beer helmet 1
beer lens 2
beer-a-pult 1
beer-scented teddy bear 2
beer-soaked mop 2
beholed bedsheet 1
bejeweled accordion strap 1
bejeweled cufflinks 1
bejeweled pledge pin 1
belemnite fossil 8
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
bellhop bell 2
Ben-Gal™ Balm 1
berries of suffering 6
berry-infused sake 1
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 1
BGE shotglass 18
BGE tiny plastic toy 2
bi-lateral logic compressor 1
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 1
big bad voodoo mask 3
big bass drum 1
big boom 18
Big Candy's tophat 1
big glob of skin 5
big red clown nose 2
big stick 1
bigger stick 1
bilge wine 1
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
bindlestocking 1
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 1
birdbone corset 1
bit of clingfilm 28
bite-me-red lipstick 33
bitter bowtie 1
Bjorn's Hammer 1
black belt 1
black cowboy hat 1
black forest cake 1
black forest ham 3
black greaves 3
black helmet 2
black kettle drum 1
Black No. 2 3
black paisley oyster egg 1
black pension check 1
black pepper 9
black pixel 11
black plastic oyster egg 8
black polka-dot oyster egg 1
black pudding 3
black shield 2
black snake skin 5
black striped oyster egg 4
black sword 4
black-and-blue light 6
blackberry 1
blackberry combat boots 4
blackberry galoshes 2
blackberry polite 4
blackberry slippers 1
Blackfly Chardonnay 2
blammer 1
blank diary 1
Bling of the New Wave 7
Blizzards I Have Died In 1
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
blood flower 2
Blood Light 2
blood sausage 1
bloody beer 2
bloody clown pants 1
blue class ring 1
Blue Diamond of Honesty 2
blue pixel 55
blue plasma ball 5
blue plastic baby 3
blue plastic oyster egg 13
blue polka-dot oyster egg 5
blue ribbon 1
blue striped oyster egg 2
blueberry-frosted king cake 2
blundarrrbus 1
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
boiling seal blood 1
bone chips 30
bone collar 2
bone flute 3
bone rattle 3
Bone's Farm "wine" 2
boneana hammock 1
bonedanna 1
Bonerdagon necklace 1
Bonestabber 1
booty chest charrrm 1
Boris's ring 7
Boss Bat bling 1
Boss Bat britches 1
bottle of alcohol 4
bottle of Blank-Out 1
bottle of Bloodweiser 1
bottle of bubbles 15
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 2
bottle of Definit 2
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 1
bottle of fire 34
bottle of gin 29
bottle of goofballs 7
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 1
bottle of melodramamine 1
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 7
bottle of Mystic Shell 1
bottle of Ooze-O 3
bottle of peppermint schnapps 1
bottle of Pinot Renoir 1
bottle of pirate juice 3
bottle of popskull 3
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 2
bottle of rum 15
bottle of sake 4
bottle of sewage schnapps 7
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 1
bottle of tequila 1
bottle of ultravitamins 1
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 7
bottle of vodka 18
bottle of whiskey 27
bottle opener belt buckle 1
boulder 17
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bow staff 1
bowl of fishysoisse 2
bowl of marinade 1
bowl of rye sprouts 1
box 61
boxed champagne 2
boxed wine 75
boxing glove 3
boxing glove on a spring 1
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 1
brains casserole 1
BRAINS shorts 1
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 1
brand new key 2
brass stinger 1
brazen bracelet 1
breaded beer 1
briefcase 2
brine 4
broken skull 6
broken sword 2
bronze breastplate 2
bronzed locust 1
brown crock marble 2
brown sugar cane 3
bubble bauble bow 1
bubblewrap crossbow 1
bubblewrap ore 5
bubblin' crude 1
bubbling tempura batter 1
bubbly potion 3
bucket of anniversary lard 1
buckler buckle 1
buckyball 2
buffalo blade 2
buffed alien drugs 1
bugbear beanie 1
bugbear bungguard 2
bullet-proof corduroys 2
bunch of square grapes 2
bungle in the jungle 1
bunny liver 1
buoybottoms 2
burrowgrub hive 1
BURT 96
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 3
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. chum 1
C.H.U.M. knife 5
C.H.U.M. lantern 2
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 1
cactus fruit 1
can cannon 1
can of Binarrrca 4
can of CRIMBCOLA 4
can of depilatory cream 1
can of franks 'n' beans 1
can of maces 1
can of Red Minotaur 4
can of spinach 3
can of starch 2
can of Swiller 28
Can-Can skirt 1
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 2
can-you-dig-it? 1
candied bolts 1
candied kobold 1
candied nuts 1
candied yams 3
Candy Alexander 1
candy cane 3
candy kneecapping stick 1
candy knuckles 1
candy stake 3
cane-mail pants 1
cane-mail shirt 1
cannonball charrrm 1
canopic jar 1
canteen of wine 1
capacitor relay 1
carbon nanotube frame 1
carbonated soy milk 14
carbonated water lily 5
cardboard box turtle 1
cardboard katana 1
cardboard ore 3
cardboard wakizashi 1
carob chunks 4
casino pass 2
cast 4
cast-iron legacy paddle 2
cat appendix 2
catfish whiskers 2
catgut 5
catskin buckler 1
catskin cap 1
cement sandals 1
centipede eggs 4
Cerebral Cloche 1
Cerebral Crossbow 1
Cerebral Culottes 1
Chalice of the Malkovich Prince 2
chaos butterfly 4
charming flute 2
cheap cigar butt 3
cheap elven gloves 2
cheap plastic blowgun 2
cheap plastic bottle opener 1
cheap studded belt 1
cheap toaster 6
chef's hat 26
Chester's Aquarius medallion 1
Chester's bag of candy 1
Chester's cutoffs 1
Chester's moustache 2
Chester's muscle shirt 1
chewing gum on a string 1
chintzy accordion pin 3
chintzy disco ball pendant 2
chintzy noodle ring 2
chintzy saucepan earring 1
chintzy seal pendant 3
chintzy turtle brooch 2
chloroform rag 1
chocolate bath ball 7
chocolate cigar 1
chocolate disco ball 1
chocolate filthy lucre 5
chocolate seal-clubbing club 6
chocolate spurs 1
chocolate stolen accordion 1
chocolate turtle totem 27
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 1
chocolate-frosted king cake 2
chopsticks 5
chorizo brownies 2
chorizo taco 1
chrome helmet turtle 1
chrome ore 10
chrome sword 1
chrome sword hilt 1
Chroner cross 1
chunk of rock salt 1
Cinco Mayo Lager 1
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 1
citrus-infused sake 1
Claw of the Infernal Seal 3
clay peace-sign bead 7
Cloaca grenade 4
Cloaca-Cola 1
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 1
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 2
Cloaca-Cola helmet 3
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 1
Cloaca-Cola shield 2
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 1
clock-cleaning hammer 1
clockwork chef-head-in-the-box 1
clockwork crossbow 1
clockwork hat 1
clockwork key 1
clockwork pants 1
clockwork sword 1
clockwork trench coat 1
cloudy potion 7
clown shoes 1
clown skin 3
clown whip 1
clown wig 1
clownskin belt 1
clownskin harness 3
club of corruption 1
club of the five seasons 1
clumsiness bark 1
cob of corn 4
cocktail napkin 6
cocoa egg 1
cocoa eggshell fragment 21
coconut shell 31
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 2
coffin lid 3
cog 8
Colander of Em-er'il 8
Cold Hots candy 1
cold ninja mask 1
cold nuggets 20
cold powder 1
cold seal sweat 1
cold wad 42
cold water bottle 1
cold-filtered water 1
collapsible baton 1
collection of tiny spooky objects 1
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 3
comfy coffin 1
comfy pillow 2
commemorative war stein 1
communications windchimes 2
computronic processing unit 1
concentrated garbage juice 3
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 2
control crystal 1
Cookbook of the Damned 2
cool mushroom 2
cool whip 1
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 1
copper ha'penny charrrm 2
copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet 1
corn holder 1
corncob pipe 5
cornuthaum 1
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 2
corpsedriver 1
corpsetini 1
costume sword 2
cracker 7
cranberries 5
cranberry cordial 2
cranberry schnapps 2
crazy little Turkish delight 1
cream pie 1
creepy-ass club 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 1
CRIMBCO lanyard 1
CRIMBCO mug 31
CRIMBCO scrip 40
CRIMBCO wine 1
CRIMBCOIDS mints 1
CRIMBCOLOAF 1
Crimbo candied pecan 22
Crimbo fudge 22
Crimbo peppermint bark 18
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimboween memo 2
Crimbuck 707
crossbow string 1
crotchety pants 1
Crown of the Goblin King 11
crown-shaped beanie 4
cruelty-free wine 6
crystal skeleton vodka 1
CSA fire-starting kit 41
cup of hickory chicory 3
cup of infinite pencils 4
curdflinger 1
cursed black pearl onion 2
cursed bottle of rum 11
cursed cannonball 4
cursed dirty joke scroll 11
cursed scrunchie 1
cursed sea biscuit 8
cursed voodoo skull 5
cyber-mattock 1
cyborg stompin' boot 1
cyclops eyedrops 1
Daffy Taffy 25
dance card 2
dangerous jerkcicle 1
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 3
dark potion 2
dead guy's watch 1
deadly lampshade 4
decaying goldfish liver 13
decorative fountain 1
dehydrated caviar 3
delicious noodles 1
delicious shimmering moth 5
demon buckler 2
demon skin 4
demon whip 1
demon-horned hat 2
demonskin jacket 1
demonskin trousers 2
denim axe 3
dense meat crossbow 1
dense meat staff 1
dense meat sword 1
dented harmonica 1
deodorant 1
depantsing bomb 4
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 2
depleted uranium seal figurine 3
desiccated apricot 2
detective skull 1
devilish folio 13
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 11
didgeridooka 3
dill 3
disassembled clover 2
disbelief suspenders 1
Disco 'Fro Pick 10
disco ball 1
Disco Banjo 1
disco horoscope (Aquarius) 1
disco horoscope (Aries) 1
disco horoscope (Cancer) 1
disco horoscope (Capricorn) 1
disco horoscope (Libra) 1
disco horoscope (Sagittarius) 1
disco horoscope (Scorpio) 1
disco horoscope (Virgo) 1
disco mask 1
discocktail 7
disease 9
disembodied brain 1
disembodied smile 1
disintegrating quill pen 5
displaced fish 5
distention pill 2
distilled fortified wine 1
distressed denim pants 1
disturbing fanfic 1
divine blowout 1
divine can of silly string 1
divine champagne popper 1
divine cracker 1
divine noisemaker 1
diving muff 1
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 1
Doc's Miracle Cure 1
doll house 1
dollar-sign bag 1
Dolphin King's crown 2
donkey flipbook 1
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 1
drab sonata 1
draggin' ball hat 1
dragonfish caviar 2
Dramatic™ range 2
dreadlock whip 1
dripping meat crossbow 1
dripping meat staff 1
dripping meat sword 1
drop of water-37 2
Drowsy Sword 2
drum machine 4
drum of pomade 1
dry noodles 412
drywall axe 5
duck-on-a-string 1
duct tape 53
duct tape buckler 1
duct tape dockers 3
duct tape fedora 2
duct tape shirt 2
duct tape sword 2
dull fish scale 2
dungeoneer's dungarees 2
Duskwalker fangs 1
dusty bottle of Marsala 6
dusty bottle of Merlot 1
dusty bottle of Muscat 5
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 3
dusty bottle of Port 3
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 4
dusty Crimbo crate 1
dwarf bread 3
dwarvish magazine 6
Dyspepsi grenade 1
Dyspepsi-Cola 55
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations 2
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 4
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 3
Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack 1
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 3
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen 2
Earring of Fire 1
easter egg balloon 12
Eau de Guaneau 1
Ecto-Cooler 1
eel skin 3
eelskin pants 1
eelskin shield 1
eerily silent box 1
effervescent potion 4
El Sombrero De Lopez 4
El Vibrato energy spear 1
El Vibrato helmet 1
El Vibrato leg guards 1
El Vibrato power sphere 1
El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 5
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 4
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 10
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 6
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 3
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 5
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 8
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 5
Elder Turtle Shell 5
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 1
Elfin shortbread 1
Elizabeth's paintbrush 1
Ellsbury's skull 1
Elmley shades 1
Elron's Explosive Etude 1
elven limbos gingerbread 1
elven cellocello 5
elven hardtack 76
elven moonshine 3
elven socks 2
elven squeeze 46
elven suicide capsule 13
empty agua de vida bottle 81
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 2
En Una Fila Tequila 1
enchanted bean 1
enchanted eyepatch 1
enchanted fire extinguisher 1
enchanted muesli 1
enchanted toothpick 1
energy drink IV 1
ennui-flavored potato chips 1
enormous belt buckle 1
enormous hoop earring 2
Ent cider 1
epic wad 1
especially salty dog 1
essential cameraderie 3
essential soy 3
essential tofu 2
evil golden arch 4
evil-ass club 1
expensive cigar 1
expired bottle of peppermint schnapps 2
expired can of franks 'n' beans 1
exploding hacky-sack 1
extra-large palm-frond toupee 2
extra-see-thru nightie 2
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 4
eXtreme meat crossbow 1
eXtreme meat staff 1
eXtreme meat sword 2
eXtreme mittens 2
eXtreme scarf 3
extremely skinny jeans 1
eye of newt 1
eye-pod 3
eyedrops of the ermine 2
eyepatch 2
f3d0r4 3
fairy gravy boat 1
fake blood 2
fake plastic grass 14
false eyelashes 3
fancy ball mask 1
fancy bath salts 2
fancy but probably evil chocolate 2
fancy canapés 1
fancy chocolate 1
fancy chocolate car 6
fancy dress ball 1
fancy opera glasses 2
fat stacks of cash 2
fat wallet 1
FDKOL commendation 25
FDKOL fire hose 1
FDKOL hotcakes 15
FDKOL tattoo 1
felt 1
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 1
fermenting powder 10
ferret bait 9
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 2
festive holiday hat 2
festive sausage 33
festive warbear bank 1
fetid feather 9
Feynman gate 2
fez of etymology 1
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) 1
figurine of a charred seal 16
figurine of a cold seal 33
figurine of a shadowy seal 3
figurine of a sleek seal 12
figurine of a slippery seal 17
figurine of a stinking seal 9
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 2
figurine of an ancient seal 2
figurine of an armored seal 1
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 9
filet of The Fish 1
filigreed hamethyst earring 1
filth-encrusted futon 2
filthy corduroys 2
filthy hippy poncho 1
filthy knitted dread sack 5
filthy pestle 2
filthy poultice 1
fire 1
fire axe 1
fire flower 3
fire poi 4
fireclutch 2
fireman's helmet 1
fish bazooka 1
fish scimitar 1
fish-liver oil 2
fishbone belt 1
fishbone facemask 1
fishy fish 2
fishy fish casserole 1
fishy pipe 1
fishy wand 3
fizzy potion 7
flaming cardboard sword 1
flaming feather 7
flaming glowsticks 1
flaming mushroom 6
flaming mushroom wine 1
flange 5
flaregun 3
flavored foot massage oil 1
flimsy clipboard 1
flirtatious feather 5
floaty gravel 2
floaty pebbles 3
floaty sand 5
floorboard cruft 1
floral print shirt 3
flowing hippy skirt 1
flute of flat champagne 1
flyest of shirts 1
flypaper staff 1
foam dart 1
foam noodle 2
foetid seal tear 1
foolscap fool's cap 2
foon 2
foon of fearfulness 1
foon of fulmination 1
foot-long hot daub 1
forbidden sausage 2
fossilized limb 1
fossilized necklace 1
fossilized torso 1
fossilized wing 8
Frat Army FGF 1
frat brats 1
frayed rope belt 3
freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini 1
freezin' bindle 3
French slippers 1
freshwater fishbone 1
freshwater pearl necklace 1
friendly cheez blob 6
frightful feather 10
frigid air mattress 4
frigid fudgepuck 1
frigid mote 1
frigid ninja stars 1
frigid-ass club 1
frilly shirt 1
Frogade 1
Frost™ brand sword 1
frost-rimed seal hide 2
Frosty's carrot 1
Frosty's iceball 1
Frosty's nailbat 1
Frosty's old silk hat 1
Frosty's snowball sack 3
Frown Exerciser 1
frozen feather 8
frozen mushroom 6
frozen nunchaku 1
fruitcake 1
fudge bunny 2
fudge lily 4
fudge spork 4
fudgecule 28
Fudgie Roll 1
funhouse mirror 1
funky dried mushroom 2
furniture dolly 3
furry fur 2
furry kilt 1
fuzzbump 1
Fuzzby 1
fuzzy busby 2
fuzzy dice 17
fuzzy earmuffs 3
ga-ga radio 2
Gaia beads 2
Galapagosian Cuisses 4
GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine 8
ganger bandana 2
garish pinky ring 1
Garter of the Turtle Poacher 4
gas balloon 4
gator skin 9
gatorskin umbrella 2
gauze shorts 3
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 1
gearbox necklace 3
Genalen™ Bottle 2
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 4
ghast iron cleaver 1
ghast iron codpiece 1
ghast iron Garibaldi 1
ghast iron heater shield 1
ghost cucumber 2
ghost of a necklace 1
ghost protocol 1
ghost trap 1
ghostly body paint 1
ghuol ears 7
ghuol egg 9
ghuol guolash 3
giant candy cane 1
giant cheesestick 1
giant discarded bottlecap 4
giant discarded plastic fork 3
giant discarded torn-up glove 2
giant foam finger 1
giant glass of brandy 1
giant green gummi bear 1
giant marshmallow 1
giant motorcycle boots 1
giant needle 1
giant pinky ring 12
giant red gummi bear 1
giant yellow gummi bear 1
gilded ancient cursed chest 2
gilded ancient cursed key 2
gill rings 1
gin-soaked blotter paper 1
gingerbread bugbear 1
gingerbread horror 4
gingerbread mutant bugbear 1
glacial sapphire 1
gladiator tunica 1
glass of baboon milk 1
glass of goat's milk 1
glass of warm water 5
glimmering roc feather 1
glistening staff 1
glittery mascara 3
gloomy black mushroom 2
gloomy mushroom wine 2
glow-in-the-dark wristwatch 1
glowing esca 1
glowing red eye 1
gnatloaf casserole 1
gnatwing 9
gnatwing earring 1
gnauga hide 1
gnauga hide chaps 1
gnauga hide kilt 1
gnauga hide vest 1
gnauga hide whip 1
gnocchetti di Nietzsche 3
gnoll teeth 1
gnoll-tooth necklace 1
Gnollish casserole dish 1
Gnollish flyswatter 3
Gnollish pie server 2
Gnollish pie tin 2
Gnollish plunger 4
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 1
Go-Wassail 68
goat beard 2
goat cheese 1
goatskin umbrella 2
gob of wet hair 2
goblin autoblowgun 2
goblin hunting spear 2
gold crown 1
gold lamé pants 2
golden ring 1
golden twig 1
Goodfella contract 10
googly eye 3
goth kid t-shirt 7
GOTO 1
goulauncher 1
government 2
government cheese 3
gr8ps 2
grapefruit 13
grapes 5
grass blade 2
grass clippings 1
grass hat 2
grass skirt 2
grassy cutlass 1
Grateful Undead T-shirt 5
grave robbing shovel 2
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob 5
gray bow tie 1
grease gun 1
Great S-Cape 1
green balloon 2
green clay bead 1
green drunki-bear 1
green eggnog 1
green glowstick 2
green gummi ingot 19
green peawee marble 2
green pixel 82
green pixie spog 1
green smoke bomb 1
green traffic cone 1
gremlin juice 8
gremlin mutagen 2
grilled cheese sandwich 1
groping claw 2
grouchy restless spirit 5
grue egg 23
grumpy old man charrrm 1
grungy bandana 3
grungy flannel shirt 2
guard turtle collar 4
guard turtle shell 10
guitar pick 6
gummi ammonite 2
gummi belemnite 2
gummi canary 1
gummi salamander 1
gummi snake 1
gummi trilobite 2
gun cleaning kit 1
guy made of bee pollen 1
gyroscope 2
hair of the fish 2
hair spray 3
hairy staff 1
half-baked potion 1
half-rotten brain 1
half-sized guitar 2
halfberd 3
halibut 1
hamethyst 8
hamethyst bracelet 1
hamethyst ring 1
hand-carved bokken 1
handful of confetti 36
handful of crafty noodles 1
handful of hand chalk 11
handful of honey 1
handful of moss 1
handful of numbers 1
handful of nuts and berries 1
handful of pine needles 13
handful of sand 7
handful of sawdust 4
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happiness 2
hardened slime hat 1
harem girl t-shirt 3
Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance 3
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heart of the volcano 5
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heavy D 6
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heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 2
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Heimandatz's heart 1
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hellseal whisker 174
helmet turtle 4
henna face paint 4
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herbal stuffing 2
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hermit permit 2
herringcello 1
hideous egg 1
high-pressure seltzer bottle 1
high-resistance ultrapolymer plating 1
hill of beans 1
hippopotamus kilt 1
hippopotamus pants 1
hipposkin poncho 2
Hippy Army MPE 1
hippy bongo 3
hippy medical kit 2
hippy protest button 2
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) 1
hobo dungarees 1
hobo nickel 1
Hodgman's blanket 1
Hodgman's garbage sticker 1
Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin 1
Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top 1
Hodgman's lobsterskin pants 1
Hodgman's porkpie hat 1
Hodgman's varcolac paw 2
holiday cheese log 30
honey dipper 1
honey-dipped locust 1
honeybritches 1
honeycap 1
honeypot 1
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hors d'oeuvre tray 1
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hot daub stand 1
hot katana blade 1
hot nuggets 1
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hot wad 65
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ice-cold Sir Schlitz 26
ice-cold six-pack 9
ice-cold Willer 12
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icy mushroom wine 1
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iGoogly 1
Iiti Kitty phone charm 2
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immense cyborg hand 1
Imp Ale 16
imp unity ring 5
impure gasoline 1
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inkwell 5
Instant Karma 1
interesting-looking twig 5
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invisible bag 1
ion grid 1
ion-pulse modulation stabilizer 2
irate sombrero 11
Iron Beta of Industry 6
iron helmet 3
iron pasta spoon 1
irradiated candy cane 1
ivory cue ball 1
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Jacob's rung 1
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jar full of wind 1
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jawbruiser 1
jellyfish gel 62
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Jocko Homo's head 3
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Kentucky-fried meat sword 1
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kickback cookbook 2
killer rag doll 1
killing feather 1
Kiss the Knob apron 1
Kissin' Cousins 1
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kiwi 5
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Knob Goblin elite pants 2
Knob Goblin elite polearm 2
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Knob Goblin harem pants 2
Knob Goblin harem veil 2
Knob Goblin love potion 2
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Knob Goblin spatula 1
Knob Goblin steroids 2
Knob Goblin superseltzer 4
Knob Goblin tongs 1
Knob Goblin Uberpants 2
Knob Goblin visor 2
Knob lo mein 1
Knoll mushroom 1
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Krakrox's Loincloth 3
kumquartz 1
kumquartz ring 1
kumquat supersucker 9
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 1
ladle of mystery 2
LARP membership card 1
Lars the Cyberian 1
laser-broiled pear 1
lavender paisley oyster egg 1
lavender plastic oyster egg 2
lavender polka-dot oyster egg 2
lavender striped oyster egg 1
lawnmower blade 1
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leathery bat skin 4
leathery cat skin 4
leathery rat skin 4
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Lederhosen of the Night 1
leftovers of indeterminate origin 3
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lemon popsicle 1
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length of string 1
Let Me Be! 2
letterman's jacket 4
lewd playing card 7
library card 1
licorice garrote 1
lihc eye 1
lihc face 1
limburger biker boots 3
lime 1
lime supersucker 1
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 2
line 24
linoleum helmet turtle 1
linoleum ore 1
linoleum sword 1
lion oil 7
liquid shifting time weirdness 1
little paper umbrella 153
little round pebble 1
live wire 1
liver popsicle 1
llama lama gong 13
loaded serum blowgun 2
loathing eagle baby-doll shirt 1
Lockenstock™ sandals 1
logging hatchet 1
logic synthesizer 1
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loose teeth 13
Lord Flameface's cloak 1
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 42
los chinos 1
lotion of hotness 3
lotion of sleaziness 1
lotion of spookiness 24
lotion of stench 5
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 6
lovecat tail 1
lowercase N 2
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lucky rabbit's foot 8
Lucky Surprise Egg 1
lump of coal 3
lump of diamond 2
lunar isotope 1,725
LWA ring 1
lychee chuhai 1
M-242 1
macaroni duck 4
Mace of the Tortoise 1
machetito 2
mad scientist's sock monkey 1
mafia aria 1
magic whistle 3
magical ice cubes 131
magilaser blastercannon 1
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 2
magnifying glass 2
magnolia blossom 2
makeshift cape 1
makeshift skirt 1
makeshift turban 1
Manetwich 1
mannequin leg 1
many-eyed glasses 7
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mariachi hat 1
marine aquamarine 2
Mariner's Friend cough drops 1
marionette 2
Mark V Steam-Hat 1
Marquis de Poivre soda 56
marshmallow 7
marshmallow flambé 1
martini 3
marzipan skull 6
Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery 1
massive sitar 1
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mauve plastic oyster egg 1
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 4
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Maxing, Relaxing 2
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 1
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 1
meat cowboy hat 1
Meat detector 2
meat engine 1
meat paste 60
meat stack 8
meat vortex 98
meatcar model 2
meatspout staff 2
Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince 1
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 32
megatofu 27
Meleegra™ pills 5
melon-infused sake 1
melted Jell-o shot 2
memory of a C 18
memory of a CA base pair 2
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memory of a G 11
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memory of a T 12
memory of an A 15
memory of an AG base pair 3
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Mer-kin digpick 2
Mer-kin dragbelt 1
Mer-kin dragnet 1
Mer-kin healscroll 17
Mer-kin hidepaint 8
Mer-kin hookspear 5
Mer-kin killscroll 4
Mer-kin pinkslip 1
Mer-kin prayerbeads 6
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Mer-kin roundshield 1
Mer-kin sneakmask 1
Mer-kin switchblade 1
Mer-kin takebag 3
mesh cap 1
metallic A 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 2
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 8
milky potion 12
mime soul fragment 8
miner's helmet 2
miner's pants 1
Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot 1
mirrored aviator shades 1
misfit teddy bear 1
Misty Robe 1
mixed wildflower greens 1
Mob Penguin cellular phone 1
Mohawk wig 1
moist sailor's cap 1
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molten brick 24
monkey wrench 1
monomolecular yo-yo 1
Monstar energy beverage 5
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Moon Pie 1
moonglasses 2
Morlock's Mark Bourbon 1
Mortimer's nostrum 1
mostly rat-hide leggings 1
mother's little helper 3
mother's secret recipe 3
motivational poster 2
Mountain Stream soda 10
moxie weed 1
Mr. Joe's bangles 4
Mr. Mediocrebar 27
MSG 9
muculent machete 1
Mudflap-Girl Earring 1
Mudflap-Girl Ring 1
mulled cider 5
mullet wig 1
mummy costume 1
mummy mask 1
mummy wrapping 22
murky potion 7
mushroom fermenting solution 2
musty moccasins 1
mylar scout drone 1
myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball 1
mysterious silver lapel pin 4
nanite-infested fruitcake 1
nanofiber cloth 1
Nardz energy beverage 1
nasty rat mask 1
natty blue ascot 4
natural fennel soda 10
Necrotelicomnicon 1
necrotizing body spray 2
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Newman's Own Trousers 4
NG 2
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 6
night-vision goggles 4
Nightstalker perfume 2
ninja hot pants 1
ninja mop 1
Northern pemmican 3
Nose Ring of Putrescence 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 5
nothing-in-the-box 1
Now and Earlier 1
Nuclear Blastball 1
nurse's hat 2
nut-shaped Crimbo cookie 2
obsidian dagger 11
ocarina of space 4
octopus's spade 1
off-white paisley oyster egg 3
off-white plastic oyster egg 13
off-white polka-dot oyster egg 1
oil cap 1
oil lamp 1
oil of oiliness 31
Oil of Parrrlay 3
oil of slipperiness 2
oil pan 1
oil slacks 1
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork 1
Ol' Scratch's manacles 1
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 1
old sweatpants 6
olive 11
oozenog 3
opera mask 4
orange 1
orange and black Crimboween candy 1
orange leather lanyard 1
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orange popsicle 1
Orange Star of Sacrifice 1
Orcish baseball cap 1
Orcish cargo shorts 1
Orcish frat-paddle 2
Orcish meat locker 1
original G 5
ornate ancient cursed chest 1
ornate ancient cursed key 1
Oscus's dumpster waders 1
Oscus's flypaper pants 1
Oscus's garbage can lid 1
Oscus's neverending soda 1
Oscus's pelt 1
out-of-tune biwa 2
oven mitts 1
oversized fish scaler 3
oversized pipe 2
oversized pizza cutter 2
ovoid leather thing 1
oyster basket 3
pack of chewing gum 1
pack of pogs 5
PADL Phone 1
pail 12
painted shield 1
pair of bolt cutters 1
pair of pearidot earrings 1
pair of twitching claws 1
palm frond 12
palm-frond capris 2
palm-frond cloak 2
palm-frond fan 1
palm-frond toupee 1
palm-frond whip 2
panhandle panhandling hat 6
pants kit 1
pants of the Slug Lord 3
panty raider camouflage 1
papaya 5
paperclip 38
paperclip cape 2
paperclip pants 2
paperclip sproinger 1
paperclip turban 2
paperclip-on tie 2
papotion of papower 2
parasitic claw 1
parasitic headgnawer 1
parasitic strangleworm 2
parasitic tentacles 1
party hat 1
passable elf mask 1
pasta spoon 1
patchouli incense stick 8
patent leather shoes 1
peach 3
peach lozenge 3
pear 1
pear lozenge 3
pearidot 9
penguin focaccia bread 19
penguin shorts 1
penguin thesaurus 9
penguinskin mini-kilt 1
Penultimate Fantasy chest 1
peppermint sprout 7
perforated battle paddle 1
personal massager 1
personalized coffee mug 1
pestoblade 1
pet rock 1
petit 4.1 1
petrified wood 14
phase-tuned shield generator belt 2
phat turquoise bead 1
philter of phorce 1
phonics down 2
photoprotoneutron torpedo 3
physiostim pill 9
Pick-O-Matic lockpicks 3
pickelhaube 1
piece of wedding cake 2
pig-iron helm 1
pig-iron shinguards 2
pile of candy 3
pile of dusty animal bones 15
pile of gold coins 2
pimpin' meat hat 1
pin-stripe slacks 1
Pine-Fresh air freshener 2
pink clay bead 1
pink pinkslip slip 1
pink plastic baby 10
pink-belly slapper 1
pipe wrench 1
pirate fledges 1
pirate pelvis 1
pirate shirt 1
pitchfork 4
pixel boomerang 1
pixel cross 2
pixel hat 1
pixel holy water 2
pixel morning star 1
pixel orb 1
pixel pants 1
pixel stopwatch 1
pixel sword 1
pixellated candy heart 6
plastic guitar 2
plastic vampire fangs 1
plot hole 3
plum wine 1
plump juicy grub 3
pocketwatch on a chain 1
pog #01 (spider) 1
pog #02 (Knob goblin) 1
pog #03 (warwelf) 1
pog #04 (skleleton) 1
pog #05 (ninja snowman) 1
pog #06 (filthy hippy) 1
pog #07 (orcish frat boy) 1
pog #08 (hellion) 1
pog #09 (pirate) 1
pog #10 (hobo) 1
pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) 1
pointed stick 1
pointy mushroom 3
pointy red hat 2
poison pen 1
poisonous caviar 1
Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip 2
Pokëmann figurine: Duck 1
Pokëmann figurine: Frank 1
Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump 1
Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan 1
Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap 2
Pokëmann figurine: Moog 1
Pokëmann figurine: Nothing 1
Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu 1
Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf 1
Pokëmann figurine: Twitter 1
Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth 1
polka-dot bow tie 3
poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 2
polyalloy shield 1
poodle skirt 4
pool cue 2
pool of liquid metal 4
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porquoise 1
porquoise bracelet 1
porquoise necklace 1
portable corkscrew 1
portable photocopier 1
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possessed top 4
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potent potion of potency 1
potion of potency 1
potion of temporary gr8ness 3
pottery club 1
pottery hat 1
pottery shield 1
pottery training pants 1
pottery yo-yo 1
poutine pole 1
powdered organs 7
powdered sealbone 1
prehistoric spear 2
press-on ribs 2
pretty bouquet 1
pretty flower 1
Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit 1
prismatic wad 1
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 1
probability potion 7
procrastination potion 5
prosthetic forehead 2
protein paste 1
psycho sweater 1
puce paisley oyster egg 1
puce polka-dot oyster egg 1
puce striped oyster egg 1
pufferfish spine 34
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pumpkin beer 1
pumpkin pie 1
purple prose pen 2
Putrid Pendant 1
PVC staff 1
pygmy blowgun 3
pygmy nose-bone 4
pygmy pygment 2
pygmy spear 1
quantum disintegrator pistol 2
quantum polarity inducer 1
quantum taco 31
Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 3
rack of dinosaur ribs 2
rag doll 2
rainbow crossbow 3
raisin 6
Ralph IX cognac 1
ram horns 1
ram stick 2
Ram's Face Lager 3
ram-battering staff 1
raspberry beret 1
rat appendix 1
ratarang 1
ratskin belt 1
rattail whip 1
rave whistle 3
ravioli hat 1
razor-sharp can lid 4
razor-tipped yo-yo 1
really dense meat stack 2
really really sticky spider web 2
really sticky spider web 1
really thick bandage 1
record of infuriating silence (used) 1
record of menacing silence (used) 1
record of tranquil silence (used) 1
recursive spline reticulator 2
red China marble 2
red class ring 1
red drunki-bear 1
red gummi ingot 18
red paisley oyster egg 2
red pixel 9
red plastic baby 4
red polka-dot oyster egg 1
red striped oyster egg 9
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reodorant 4
repeating crossbow 1
respected companion biscuit 9
Retenez L'Herbe Paté 1
reverse-oscillating klystron 1
rhesus monkey 5
rhinestone cowboy shirt 2
ribbon candy 1
rice bowl 1
ridiculous sandwich 5
ridiculous sunglasses 1
rigid carapace 3
ring of adornment 1
ring of aggravate monster 3
ring of conflict 1
Ring of Fire 1
ring of fire resistance 2
ring of gain strength 2
ring of half-assed regeneration 6
ring of increase damage 2
roasted marshmallow 1
roboduck-on-a-string 1
robotronic egg 6
Rock and Roll Legend 4
Rock Pops 14
rocky raccoon 6
rogue swarmer 2
roll of toilet paper 155
rope with some soap on it 1
rough fish scale 18
round green sunglasses 2
round purple sunglasses 1
rubber axe 1
rubber band gun 1
ruby W 1
rum barrel charrrm 1
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rusty compass 2
rusty grave robbing shovel 5
rusty hedge trimmers 1
rusty piece of rebar 1
rusty rivet 1
rusty speargun 2
rxr shield 1
S.A.V.E. flyer 1
sabre teeth 6
Saccharine Maple pendant 1
Safari Jack's moustache 2
safarrri hat 2
safety vest 2
sake bomb 1
salamander spleen 2
salty dog 1
sand dollar 29
saucepan 2
savory crossbow 1
sawblade fragment 2
sawblade shield 4
Scalp of Gorgolok 7
scented massage oil 2
Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince 3
Schrödinger's thermos 2
scorpion whip 2
scotch on the rocks 1
scrap of shadow 1
screwdiver 1
screwing pooch 1
scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil 3
scroll of drastic healing 1
scroll of pasta summoning 1
scrumdiddlyumptious solution 1
scrumptious reagent 293
sea blueberry 19
sea broccoli 9
sea carrot 1
sea cauliflower 25
sea cowboy hat 1
sea cucumber 1
sea honeydew 1
sea persimmon 20
sea radish 1
sea salt crystal 2
sea salt scrubs 1
seal lube 2
seal-blubber candle 29
seal-brain elixir 1
seal-clubbing club 1
seal-skull helmet 2
sealhide belt 1
sealhide buckler 1
sealhide gloves 1
sealhide hood 1
sealhide leggings 1
sealhide moccasins 1
sealhide seal doll 1
sealhide snare 1
seaode 15
seaweed 6
security flashlight 1
Sensual Massage for Creeps 3
sequined fez 2
serpentine sword 2
serum of sarcasm 14
servomechanical torsion facilitator 1
sewer nuggets 47
sewer wad 1
shark tooth 1
shark tooth necklace 1
shimmering rainbow sand 1
shimmering tendrils 1
shin gourds 1
shingle 10
shiny hood ornament 3
shiny ring 24
shiny tribal beads 2
shock collar 1
short-handled mop 1
shot of flower schnapps 1
shot of mescal 1
shot of pear schnapps 1
shrinking powder 2
shuddersword 1
silent beret 1
silent pea shooter 1
Silver Bullet beer 2
silver cheese-slicer 2
silver paté knife 1
silver salt-shaker 1
silver shrimp fork 1
silver tongue charrrm 1
simple ancient cursed key 1
sinister altar fragment 1
six pack of Mountain Stream 1
six tiny wedges of goat cheese 18
six-rainbow shield 1
sizzling seal fat 2
sk8board 1
skate blade 1
skate skin 2
skeletal scabbard 1
skeleton bone 2
skeleton key 4
skewer 1
skewer-mounted razor blade 1
skull-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
Skullhead's Screw 1
Skully's hot chocolate 2
slab of sponge 4
slap and tickle 1
sleaze nuggets 3
sleaze powder 44
sleaze wad 33
sleazy bindle 1
sleeping stocking 2
slick fish meat 1
slime convention coupons 1
slime convention flyers 1
slime convention pin 1
slime convention t-shirt 1
slime-covered shovel 1
slime-soaked sweat gland 1
slimy chest 1
slimy fermented bile bladder 20
slimy sweetbreads 35
Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags 3
slug of rum 32
slug of shochu 29
slug of vodka 11
small leather glove 2
smart skull 42
smoked potsherd 2
smoking grass 72
smoky potion 4
smudged alchemical recipe 1
snake 1
snake shield 1
snarling wolf shield 2
Sneaky Pete's breath spray 2
snifter of thoroughly aged brandy 2
snow belly 1
snow hat 1
snow pants 1
snowboarder pants 2
snowstick 3
sock garters 1
sock monkey 1
soda water 4
soft green echo eyedrop antidote 4
Sogg-Os 1
soggy seed packet 1
soggy wofl t-shirt 2
solid baconstone earring 1
solid gold bowling ball 2
sonar-in-a-biscuit 2
sorority brain 5
soul doorbell 1
soul knife 1
soul mask 1
soul monocle 1
souvenir ski t-shirt 1
soy cordial 1
soyburger juice 1
soylent staff 1
space beast fur hat 1
space beast fur whip 1
space trooper helmet 1
spaghetti cult mask 2
spaghetti cult rosary 1
Spam Witch sammich 1
spandex anniversary shorts 1
spangly mariachi pants 1
spangly sombrero 1
spangly unitard 1
spark plug earring 1
sparkler 1
special sauce glove 3
spectral axe 1
spectral pickle 1
spectre scepter 34
SPF 451 lip balm 5
spiced rum 1
spices 1
spider web 13
spiked femur 3
spiky turtle helmet 1
spiky turtle shield 1
spiky turtle shoulderpads 1
Spirit Precipice 1
sponge helmet 1
spongy shield 1
spooky bark 6
spooky bicycle chain 5
spooky bindle 4
spooky cosmetics bag 4
spooky eggnog 2
spooky eyeliner 3
spooky hockey mask 4
spooky lipstick 3
spooky mushroom 1
spooky nuggets 30
spooky powder 8
spooky sap 6
spooky shrunken head 2
spooky stuffing 1
Spooky Surprise Egg 10
spooky wad 59
spooky wooden block 1
spork 2
spray paint 1
spring 6
sprocket 6
square CRIMBCOOKIE 1
square sponge pants 2
squeaky staff 1
squirming egg sac 1
Stabonic scroll 1
Staff of Blood and Pudding 2
Staff of Holiday Sensations 1
Staff of the Cozy Fish 1
Staff of the Deepest Freeze 1
Staff of the Grand Flambé 1
Staff of the Grease Trap 1
Staff of the Greasefire 1
Staff of the Kitchen Floor 1
Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern 1
Staff of the Soupbone 1
Staff of the Walk-In Freezer 1
Staff of the Woodfire 1
stained mattress 4
stainless steel scarf 6
stainless steel shillelagh 12
stainless steel skullcap 4
stainless steel slacks 7
stainless steel solitaire 5
stainless steel suspenders 2
stale baguette 1
stalk of asparagus 3
star 8
star boomerang 2
star chart 22
star crossbow 2
star hat 1
star pants 2
star shirt 5
star spatula 1
star staff 1
star throwing star 2
starchy crossbow 1
Steal This Candy 1
stealth bomber 1
steel sword 5
stench nuggets 27
stench powder 24
stench wad 79
Stephen's lab coat 1
stick of dynamite 6
stick-on eyebrow piercing 1
stick-on-a-string 1
sticky gloves 1
sticky meat kilt 1
sticky meat pants 1
stinkin' bindle 2
stinkwater 1
stinky mushroom 2
stinky mushroom wine 1
stolen accordion 5
stone banjo 1
stone baseball cap 2
stone frisbee 9
stone wool 1
strange shiny disc 18
straw hat 4
strawberry 36
strawberry supersucker 1
strawberyl 6
strawberyl necklace 1
stray chihuahua 1
stress ball 1
string of dingle balls 2
stringy sinew 1
stuffed alien blob 3
stuffed Baron von Ratsworth 10
stuffed crazy bastard sword 2
stuffed key 2
stuffed martini 7
stuffed Meat 4
stuffed mink 4
stuffed monocle 5
stuffed teddy butler 3
stuffed tin of caviar 8
stuffing 1
sturdy Crimbo crate 1
styrofoam ore 6
sub-molecular interocitor 2
sucker bucket 1
sucker hakama 1
sucker kabuto 1
sucker scaffold 10
sucker tachi 1
sucky decal 4
sugar sheet 1
sugar shield 1
sun-dried tofu 1
sunken chest 4
Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword 1
super ka-bob 1
Super Magic Power Sword X 2
super-spiky hair gel 23
superheated fudge 1
Superhero Reboots 1
support cummerbund 1
supportive bra 3
Swabbie™ swab 3
swashbuckling pants 1
sweet ninja sword 1
swirly potion 5
sword of static 1
Sword of the Brouhaha Prince 1
synthetic dog hair pill 1
synthetic stuffing 1
taco shell 5
tail o' nine cats 1
tainted seal's blood 3
Tales from the Fireside 2
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker 1
tamarind-flavored chewing gum 2
tambourine bells 1
tap shoes 1
targeting chip 1
tarrrnish charrrm 1
Tasty Fun Good rice candy 22
tattered paper crown 1
tattered scrap of paper 11
teeny-tiny ninja stars 2
teflon ore 12
teflon spatula 1
temporary teardrop tattoo 1
tenderizing hammer 3
tequila grenade 1
tequila sunrise 1
terrible poem 2
The Art of Slapfighting 1
The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 1
The Big Book of Pirate Insults 2
The Joy of Wassailing 2
The Landscaper's leafblower 1
The Mariachi's guitar case 1
The Necbromancer's Hat 1
The Necbronomicon 1
The Ring 1
The Spirit of Crimbo 1
theoretical string 1
thermos full of Knob coffee 2
thermos of brew 1
thin black candle 9
third-hand nunchaku 4
thistle wine 9
throwing wrench 1
Thwaitgold ant statuette 1
Thwaitgold bee statuette 1
Thwaitgold bookworm statuette 1
Thwaitgold butterfly statuette 1
Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette 1
Thwaitgold firefly statuette 1
Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette 5
Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette 1
Thwaitgold maggot statuette 2
Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette 1
Thwaitgold spider statuette 1
Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette 3
Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette 2
Thwaitgold woollybear statuette 2
tighty whiteys 1
Tiki lighter 1
Time Bandit Badge of Courage 1
time sleigh 1
tiny balloon knife 2
tiny bottle of absinthe 297
tiny fly glasses 3
tiny house 2
tiny knife and fork 2
tiny Mountie hat 1
tiny ninja sword 1
tiny plastic 11 Dealer 1
tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf 1
tiny plastic abominable fudgeman 1
tiny plastic accordion thief 3
tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear 1
tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll 1
tiny plastic angry bugbear 1
tiny plastic angry goat 4
tiny plastic angry space marine 1
tiny plastic animelf 1
tiny plastic astronomer 3
tiny plastic Axe Wound 3
tiny plastic baby gravy fairy 3
tiny plastic barrrnacle 4
tiny plastic batbugbear 1
tiny plastic beanbat 2
tiny plastic bee swarm 1
tiny plastic beebee gunners 1
tiny plastic Beebee King 1
tiny plastic beebee queue 1
tiny plastic Beelzebozo 1
tiny plastic Best Game Ever 1
tiny plastic Big Candy 1
tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar 6
tiny plastic Black Knight 1
tiny plastic black ops bugbear 1
tiny plastic blazing bat 1
tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball 2
tiny plastic blooper 2
tiny plastic Bonerdagon 1
tiny plastic brainsweeper 2
tiny plastic bugaboo 1
tiny plastic Bugbear Captain 1
tiny plastic buzzerker 1
tiny plastic cavebugbear 1
tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter 1
tiny plastic Cheshire bat 1
tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ 1
tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite 1
tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel 1
tiny plastic cocoabo 2
tiny plastic coffee pixie 2
tiny plastic colollilossus 1
tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ 1
tiny plastic Crimbo Casino 1
tiny plastic Crimbo elf 2
tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer 2
tiny plastic Crimbo wreath 1
tiny plastic Crimbomination 1
tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram 1
tiny plastic cubist bull 1
tiny plastic demoninja 1
tiny plastic disco bandit 3
tiny plastic Don Crimbo 1
tiny plastic drunk goat 2
tiny plastic fat stack of cash 1
tiny plastic Father McGruber 1
tiny plastic fax machine 1
tiny plastic Felonia 1
tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus 1
tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker 1
tiny plastic fire servant 1
tiny plastic fluffy bunny 2
tiny plastic four-shadowed mime 1
tiny plastic fruit golem 2
tiny plastic Fudge Wizard 1
tiny plastic fuzzy dice 2
tiny plastic G Imp 2
tiny plastic Gary Claybender 1
tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick 4
tiny plastic ghuol whelp 5
tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers 1
tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire 1
tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser 1
tiny plastic goth giant 3
tiny plastic grue 1
tiny plastic handsome mariachi 1
tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist 1
tiny plastic Hellion 2
tiny plastic hobo elf 1
tiny plastic howling balloon monkey 6
tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear 1
tiny plastic Iiti Kitty 2
tiny plastic killer bee 3
tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter 2
tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl 1
tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist 3
tiny plastic Knott Yeti 1
tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box 1
tiny plastic leprechaun 2
tiny plastic levitating potato 6
tiny plastic lobsterfrogman 2
tiny plastic Lord Flameface 1
tiny plastic MechaElf 1
tiny plastic Mob Penguin 1
tiny plastic moneybee 1
tiny plastic mosquito 2
tiny plastic Mr. Mination 1
tiny plastic mumblebee 1
tiny plastic mutant elf 1
tiny plastic ninja snowman 2
tiny plastic Norville Rogers 1
tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy 1
tiny plastic peacannon 1
tiny plastic Protagonist 1
tiny plastic Queen Bee 1
tiny plastic Rene C. Corman 2
tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime 7
tiny plastic sauceror 1
tiny plastic scary clown 3
tiny plastic Scott the Miner 1
tiny plastic Scream Queen 1
tiny plastic senile lihc 1
tiny plastic skeletal reindeer 1
tiny plastic smarmy pirate 1
tiny plastic Spam Witch 2
tiny plastic spiderbugbear 1
tiny plastic spiny skelelton 1
tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton 2
tiny plastic spooky vampire 2
tiny plastic Spunky Princess 1
tiny plastic stab bat 5
tiny plastic star starfish 4
tiny plastic stocking mimic 1
tiny plastic strand of DNA 1
tiny plastic sweet nutcracker 3
tiny plastic taco cat 1
tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf 1
tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski 1
tiny plastic the Free Man 1
tiny plastic The Man 1
tiny plastic topiary golem 2
tiny plastic trollipop 1
tiny plastic Trouser Snake 1
tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo 1
tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku 1
tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni 1
tiny plastic warwelf 1
tiny plastic whitesnake 3
tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer 1
tiny plastic XXX pr0n 1
tiny plastic zmobie 1
tiny shaker of salt 4
tip jar 2
tires 2
titanium assault umbrella 1
toast 568
toe jam 1
tofu wonton 7
tofurkey gravy 1
tofurkey leg 1
Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste 3
tomato 1
tomato juice of powerful power 8
tomb ratchet 2
tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
top 4
torquoise ring 1
tortoboggan shield 1
tourmalime 7
tourmalime tourniquet 1
towel 5
toy crazy train 1
toy hoverpad 1
toy jet pack 1
toy mercenary 2
toy ray gun 2
toy space helmet 1
toy train 1
toy wheel 4
transporter transponder 1
tree skirt 1
tree-eating kite 2
tree-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
triangular CRIMBCOOKIE 1
trilobite fossil 8
Trivial Avocations board game 1
Trollhouse cookies 3
Tropical Crimbo Hat 1
Tropical Crimbo Shorts 1
Tropical Crimbo Sword 1
tropical orchid 2
trout fang 1
true grit 4
tube of dread wax 13
tube sock 1
Tuesday's ruby 8
turtle pheromones 15
turtle totem 4
turtle wax shield 1
turtlemail breeches 1
turtlemail coif 1
turtlemail hauberk 1
turtling rod 3
tuxedo shirt 3
twinkly nuggets 7
twinkly powder 79
twinkly wad 496
twitching claw 1
ultimate ultimate frisbee 1
Ultracolor™ shirt 1
Ultrasoldier Serum 39
Uncle Crimbo's Rations 1
Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide 24
Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves 1
Uncle Hobo's highest bough 1
Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix 2
Uncle Romulus (used) 1
Underworld acorn 1
unearthed potsherd 6
unearthly onyx 1
Unionize The Elves sign 1
Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate 1
unrefined Mountain Stream syrup 2
unstable DNA 15
unstable laser battery 1
untamable turtle 4
unusual disco ball 6
Ur-Donut 2
Uranium Omega of Temperance 2
useless powder 78
UV monocular 1
Valentine 4
valuable trinket 1
vampire collar 2
vampire duck-on-a-string 1
vampire pearl earring 1
vampire pearl necklace 1
vampire pearl ring 1
Van der Graaf helmet 1
vanilla-frosted king cake 1
velcro broadsword 1
velcro ore 9
velcro shield 1
vengeful spirit 2
vibrating cyborg knife 1
vinegar 2
vinegar-soaked lemon slice 1
vitachoconutriment capsule 1
vodka and cranberry 1
Volartta's bellbottoms 5
vorpal blade 1
wad of cotton 21
wad of dough 116
wand of fudge control 1
Wand of Nagamar 9
war tongs 1
warbear beeping telegram 1
warbear energy bracers 1
warbear exhaust manifold 1
warbear gyro 1
warbear gyrocopter 1
warbear metalworking primer (used) 1
warbear oil pan 1
warbear sequential gaiety distribution system 1
warm mushroom 1
Warm Subject gift certificate 1
water pipe bomb 22
water wings 1
water-polo cap 6
wet venom duct 13
wheel 1
whimpering willow bark 6
whisker pencil 24
white balloon 1
white chocolate chips 9
White Citadel burger 1
white class ring 1
white collar 2
white hat hacker T-shirt 8
white lightning 21
white picket fence 1
white pixel 16
white rice 1
white satin shield 2
white snake skin 3
white snakeskin duster 1
white sword 3
white whip 1
wholeberd 1
wicker shield 1
wiffle-flail 1
willowy bonnet 1
wind-up meatcar 15
wings of fire 1
Wint-O-Fresh mint 19
wintergreen-flavored potato chips 1
witch hat 1
witty rapier 2
wolfman mask 1
Wolfman Nardz 2
wonderwall shield 6
wooden block 1
wooden stakes 1
wool hat 2
Workytime Tea 1
worn tophat 2
worthless gewgaw 1
worthless knick-knack 2
woven baling wire bracelets 2
wreath of laurels 4
wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
wrench bracelet 3
wriggling tentacle 1
wumpus hair 10
wussiness potion 9
X-37 gun 2
yabba dabba doo rag 1
yak anorak 2
yak toupee 1
Yakisoba's hat 1
yakskin kilt 2
yakskin pants 2
ye olde golde frontes 1
Ye Olde Navy Fleece 2
yellow drunki-bear 1
yellow gummi ingot 19
Yellow Moon of Compassion 3
yellow paisley oyster egg 5
yellow plastic oyster egg 4
yellow striped oyster egg 3
yield shield 1
yo 2
Yummy Tummy bean 26
Ze™ goggles 1
Zim Merman's guitar 2
Zinc Delta of Tranquility 3
Zombo's empty eye 1
Zombo's skullcap 1
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