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Display Case for whizdad (#443313)
This player is ranked #22 for Most Total Items with a total of 15,626,363 items.
This player is ranked #22 for Most Unique Items with a total of 8,641 items.

This player is a member of the clan Bandit's Outpost.

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whizdad (#443313)
This player has 8,641 unique items and 15,626,363 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DEBBIE" tattoo kit 1
"DRINK ME" potion 1,778
"honey" dipper 1
"Humorous" T-shirt 2
"KICK ME" sign 426
"meat" stick 327
"Remember the Trees" Shirt 54
Überraschthexengebräu 160
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 90
1,970 carat gold 3
1-ball 171
1.21 jigawatts 3
1/6th Pound Cake 1
100-Watt bulb 4
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 673
17-ball 1
18-picohertz resonator crystal 2
1952 Mickey Mantle card 243
2-ball 187
25-meat staff 12
3-ball 253
30669 scroll 221
33398 scroll 715
334 scroll 529
37x37x37 puzzle cube 1,117
4-ball 203
4-d camera 18
4-dimensional fez 18
4-dimensional guitar 218
4:20 bomb 3
5-Alarm Saucepan 5
5-ball 152
5-hour acrimony 101
6-ball 238
64067 scroll 14
668 scroll 66
7-ball 262
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 326
7-inch discus 2
8-ball 1,669
8-billed baseball cap 88
8-bit banana 78
9-ball 14
99.44% pure math 2
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 12
a bug's lymph 1
a butt tuba 125
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 1
a cute angel 1
A Light that Never Goes Out 124
a little sump'm sump'm 372
A muse-bouche 297
a suspicious address 1
A. W. O. L. commendation 1
abandoned candy 51
abominable blubber 627
abominable snowcone 287
absentee voter ballot 42
abstraction: action 46
abstraction: category 137
abstraction: certainty 12
abstraction: comprehension 1
abstraction: joy 30
abstraction: motion 331
abstraction: perception 100
abstraction: purpose 100
abstraction: sensation 604
abstraction: thought 170
Abyssal ember 8
acceptable bagel 66
acceptable mayolus 2
accidental cider 629
accidental mutton 4
accord ion 31
accordion file 11
Accordion of Jordion 13
accordionoid rocca 6
acid-squirting flower 261
acoustic guitarrr 192
actual blood sausage 2
actual reality goggles 356
actual tapas 121
adder 721
adder bladder 1,190
adhesive tape dolly 6
adorable seal larva 8
Adventurer bobblehead 1
adventurer clone egg 1
aerated diving helmet 4
Aerheads 6
Affirmation Cookie 93
affordable teak perch 2
Afternoon Delight 379
Agent Corrigan's cigarette 131
Agent Mauve 2
Aggressive Carrot 1,705
Agitated Turkey 62
agnolotti arboli 18
agua de vida 61
Aiolion 1
airblaster gun 522
airborne mutagen 24
airplane charter: Spring Break Beach 1
airplane tattoo 1
alabaster pawn 9
alarm accordion 4
albatross necklace 4
Aldebaran sardines 2
Alewife™ Ale 250
Alexy sauce 2
Alice's Army Alchemist 7
Alice's Army booster box 2
Alice's Army Bowman 3
Alice's Army Cleric 3
Alice's Army Coward 5
Alice's Army Dervish 1
Alice's Army Foil Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Foil Bowman 1
Alice's Army Foil Cleric 1
Alice's Army Foil Coward 1
Alice's Army Foil Dervish 1
Alice's Army Foil Guard 1
Alice's Army Foil Halberder 1
Alice's Army Foil Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Foil Horseman 1
Alice's Army Foil Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Foil Martyr 1
Alice's Army Foil Ninja 1
Alice's Army Foil Nurse 1
Alice's Army Foil Page 1
Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden 2
Alice's Army Foil Sniper 1
Alice's Army Foil Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Foil Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Foil tattoo 1
Alice's Army Foil Wallman 1
Alice's Army Guard 11
Alice's Army Halberder 9
Alice's Army Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Horseman 2
Alice's Army Lanceman 3
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 13
Alice's Army Martyr 3
Alice's Army Ninja 7
Alice's Army Nurse 13
Alice's Army Page 6
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 30
Alice's Army Sniper 1
Alice's Army Spearsman 12
Alice's Army Swordsman 9
Alice's Army Wallman 5
alien animal goo 158
alien animal milk 1
alien autoautopsy kit 377
alien drugs 53
alien force field disruptor bean 2
alien gemstone 14
alien hologram projector 369
alien meat 666
alien plant fibers 79
alien plant goo 118
alien plant pod 1
alien protein powder 3
alien rock sample 111
alien sandwich 16
alien source code printout 44
alien source code printout (used) 1
alien toenails 8
alien zoological sample 4
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig 1
all-purpose cleaner 157
all-purpose flower 1
all-year sucker 1
almost-dead walkie-talkie 413
alpha-mail pants 15
alphabet gum 358
alpine watercolor set 1
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
Amanitee 1
amber aviator shades 61
Ambitious Turkey 331
ammonite candy mold 1
ammonite fossil 180
Amnesiac Ale 11
amok pudding 595
amok putter 199
Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes 9
amphibious tophat 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 808
Amulet of Yendor 731
ancient calendar 57
ancient calendar fragment 14
ancient cursed foot locker 32
ancient frozen dinner 367
ancient hot dog wrapper 2
ancient ice cream scoop 206
ancient Magi-Wipes 1,459
ancient medicinal herbs 134
ancient oil painting of yourself 16
ancient pills 31
ancient poisoned dart 441
Ancient Protector Soda 326
ancient protein powder 1,438
ancient redwood 1
Ancient Saucehelm 9
ancient spice 205
ancient stone fist 128
ancient stone head 62
ancient turtle shell 2
ancient turtle shell helmet 2
ancient turtle shell powder 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 36
ancient vinyl coin purse 665
anemone nematocyst 90
anemone sauce 93
anemoney clip 1
angel-food cake 2
Angelhair Culottes 6
anger blaster 2
Angry Farmer candy 2,180
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 305
angry inch 72
angst burger 969
animal part cracker 31
anise-flavored venom 9
Ankh of Badahnkadh 14
ankleweights 8
anniversary balloon 7
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary gift box 1
Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy 1
anniversary pewter cape 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
annoying pitchfork 123
ant agonist 1,028
ant antidepressant 2
ant hoe 22
ant pick 22
ant pitchfork 26
ant rake 25
ant sickle 15
anti-anti-antidote 468
anticheese 870
antimatter wad 45
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 1
antique accordion 7
antique beer 4
antique bottle of cough syrup 19
antique bottle opener 9
antique Canadian lantern 8
antique greaves 358
antique hand mirror 560
antique helmet 527
antique machete 46
antique nutcracker beard 1
antique nutcracker boots 1
antique nutcracker cape 1
antique nutcracker drumstick 1
antique nutcracker epaulets 1
antique nutcracker figurine 3
antique nutcracker hat 1
antique nutcracker pants 2
antique nutcracker sword 1
antique nutcracker waistcoat 1
antique packet of ketchup 268
antique painting of a landscape 1
antique pair of blue jeans 1
antique record album 1
antique shield 413
antique souvenir drawing 1
antique spear 361
antique spyglass 3
antique tacklebox 1
Apathargic Bandersnatch 1
apathetic lizardman doll 1
aquamariner's necklace 2
aquamariner's ring 2
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 2
arcanoferric housing 1
archaeologing shovel 2
Argarggagarg's fang 9
arm buzzer 3
armgun 217
armored prawn 28
around the world 464
Arr, M80 12
arrow'd heart balloon 7
arrowgram 2,118
arrrgyle socks 702
Arrrmetia trading card 1
arse-a'fire elixir 1
artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice 496
artisanal homebrew gift package 1
artisanal homebrew sampler 1
artisanal limoncello 190
Artist's Butterknife of Regret 55
Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness 67
Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury 48
Artist's Spatula of Despair 57
Artist's Whisk of Misery 63
asbestos apron 23
asbestos crossbow 17
asbestos crossbow string 7
asbestos helmet turtle 8
asbestos meat stack 2
asbestos ore 277
asbestos staff 19
asbestos stick 11
asbestos sword 34
asbestos sword hilt 18
asbestos thermos 615
ASCII fu manchu 396
ASCII shirt 108
ash soda 11
Asleep in the Cemetery 68
asparagus knife 727
asparagus lo mein 193
asparagus stir-fry 75
aspirin 11
Ass-Stompers of Violence 1
assassin's cheese knife 276
asshat 92
asteroid belt 2
astral badger 1
astral mushroom 53
astronaut pants 15
Atomic Comic 24
Atomic Pop 60
atomic vector plotter 5
attention spanner 6
attorney's badge 175
augmented El Vibrato drone 1
augmented-reality shades 8
Aura Libre 5
autocalliope 11
automatic catapult 6
auxiliary backbone 3
awful poetry journal 9,193
Ax of L'rose 1
Aye Aye 14
Aye Aye, Captain 15
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth 8
bätzle 277
baby bark scorpion 1
baby cuddlefish 5
baby killer bee 334
baby oil shooter 151
babycakes 2
backwoods banjo 1
backwoods screwdriver 1,100
BACON 35,340
bacon bath ball 1
baconstone 111
baconstone bracelet 2
baconstone earring 14
baconstone pendant 12
baconstone ring 14
baconstone-handled sixgun 1
bad penguin egg 1
bad rum and good cola 7
bad vibroknife 1
bad-ass club 1
badass belt 176
badass pie 315
badge of authority 37
badger badge 2
Bag o' Tricks 1
bag of airline peanuts 816
bag of bones 9
bag of Cheat-Os 300
bag of foreign bribes 1
bag of GORF 939
bag of GORP 3,107
bag of grain 1
bag of gross foreign snacks 498
bag of lard 103
bag of many confections 221
bag of park garbage 800
bag of pygmy blood 597
bag of QWOP 141
bag of random words 246
bag of sausage links 2
bag of unfinished business 1
bag of W&Ws 1,812
baggie of powdered sugar 2,053
baggie of regular-sized tardigrades 269
Baja sopapilla 38
baked stuffing 3
bakelite-covered bacon 3
Bal-musette accordion 2
balaclava 263
balaclava baklava 823
balanced antler 4
ball 789
ball-in-a-cup 1
ballast turtle 22
balloon helmet 26
balloon monkey 14
balloon shield 14
balloon sword 69
ballpark hot daub 8
ballroom blintz 3,605
baloney rotgut 343
balsa plank 118
bamboo bokuto 29
banana 640
banana cream pie 109
banana daiquiri 94
banana milkshake 52
banana peel 109
banana smoothie 591
banana spritzer 32
banana supersucker 37
banana-frosted king cake 7
bananagate 102
bananarama bangle 1
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 6
baneful bandolier 2
Bangyomaman battle juice 423
banjo kazoo mount 21
banjo strings 14,458
baobab sap 7
bar skin 655
bar whip 2
barbed-wire fence 7,457
bargain flash powder 123
baritone accordion 17
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
bark rootbeer 47
barnacled barrel 8,352
Barney's rake 1
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 132
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 29
barrel beryl 1
barrel beryl choker 2
barrel beryl nose ring 1
barrel beryl ring 2
barrel cracker 58
barrel gun 28
barrel pickle 73
barrel-aged eggnog 8
barrel-aged martini 151
barrelhead 1
barrrnacle 296
barskin buckler 4
barskin cloak 34
barskin hat 92
barskin loincloth 8
barskin tent 11
bartender skull 4
bartender-in-the-box 75
bartender-skull-in-the-box 1
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 118
Barulio's bottle 206
basaltamander buckler 1
basaltamander tongue 1,248
baseball 526
Bash-Ōs boxtop 8
Bash-Ōs cereal 503
basic martini 201
basic meat crossbow 9
basic meat fez 11
basic meat foon 3
basic meat helmet 3
basic meat kilt 8
basic meat pants 19
basic meat skirt 4
basic meat spork 18
basic meat staff 3
basic meat sword 18
bastard baster 3
Bastille Battalion cheese wheel 645
Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher 672
Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy 4
Bastille Battalion tattoo kit 411
bat guano 492
bat haggis 60
bat hat 7
bat whip 2
bat wing 1,974
bat wing kabob 33
bat wing stir-fry 88
bat-ass leather jacket 10
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 9
batarang 274
batblade 280
Batfellow comic 2
batgut 1,960
bath ball gift set 1
batskin belt 10
battered Crimbo Crate 62
battered hubcap 18
battered old top-hat 3
battery (9-Volt) 5
battery (AA) 49
battery (AAA) 217
battery (car) 1
battery (D) 5
battery-powered drill 18
Battlie Light Saver 121
bauxite beret 30
bauxite bow-tie 35
bauxite boxers 35
bazooka cozy 1
bazookafish bubble gum 859
beach ball marble 2
Beach Buck 5,338
beach glass bead 277
beach glass necklace 13
bean burrito 265
beanbag chair 1,099
bear claw 389
beard incense 1,125
beastly paste 29
beaten-up Chucks 22
beautiful rainbow 1
beautiful soup 2
beaver punch (cherry) 1
beaver punch (papaya) 28
beaver punch (peach) 2
beaver spear 39
beavermouth 268
bed of coals 17
Beefy Crunch Pastaco 4
beefy fish meat 230
beefy pill 4
beer basted brat 42
beer bomb 754
beer bong 137
beer cartilage 41
beer goggles 16
beer helmet 129
beer lens 332
beer-a-pult 23
beer-battered accordion 67
beer-scented teddy bear 12
beer-soaked mop 52
beertini 1,307
beery blood 2,566
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 25
begpwnia 2,055
beholed bedsheet 8
beige clambroth marble 1
Beignet Milgranet 11
bejeweled accordion strap 11
bejeweled cufflinks 113
bejeweled pledge pin 140
belemnite candy mold 1
belemnite fossil 182
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
bellhop bell 50
bellhop's hat 562
Belt of Howling Anger 2
Belt of Loathing 1
Ben-Gal™ Balm 563
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 7
bent scrap metal 655
berries of suffering 141
berry-infused sake 14
Better Than Cuddling Cake 21
Bettie page 35
bewitching boots 1
bezoar ring 2
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 21
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 45
BGE merchandise order form 52
BGE pocket calendar 29
BGE shotglass 72
BGE temporary tattoo 18
BGE tiny plastic toy 19
bi-lateral logic compressor 4
Bicycle 1
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 32
big bad voodoo mask 58
big bass drum 145
big boom 53
big bumboozer marble 1
big bundle of chamoix 18
Big Candy's tophat 1
big dribbly candle 321
big glob of skin 14
Big Punk 97
big red button 3
big red clown nose 503
big rock 64
big slimy cyst 15
big stick 52
big stirring stick 5
big tun 3,328
bigger stick 19
biker's hat 1
bilge wine 1,179
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 4
bindle of joy 1
bindlestocking 24
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 796
birdbone corset 40
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 1
bishop cookie 2
Bit O' Ectoplasm 460
Bit O' Quail Spleen 198
bit of clingfilm 75
bit-o-cactus 719
bite-me-red lipstick 477
bitter bowtie 1
bitter pill 5
BitterSweetTarts 933
BittyCar HotCar 1
BittyCar MeatCar 2
BittyCar SoulCar 1
Bjorn's Hammer 5
black & tan 1,002
black and white cracker 28
Black Angus blackburger 1
black belt 3
black blade 310
Black Body™ spray 465
black brandy 1
black BRICKO brick 3
black candy heart 636
black candygram 1
black catseye marble 1
black cherry soda 258
black cloak 25
black cowboy hat 2
black eye shadow 558
black eyedrops 96
black facepaint 460
black forest cake 1,001
black forest ham 1,000
black friar's tonsure 469
black gallstone 1
black gold 40
black greaves 154
black helmet 85
Black Hole 8
black kettle drum 62
black label 155
black lotus 1
black magic powder 425
black mana 573
Black No. 2 1,885
black paisley oyster egg 97
black pension check 488
black pepper 300
black picnic basket 621
black pixel 1,756
black plastic oyster egg 54
black polka-dot oyster egg 24
black pudding 1,000
black sheepskin diploma 453
black shield 110
black slime glob 25
black snake skin 1,116
black snowcone 221
black spot 199
black striped oyster egg 23
black sword 155
black tear 353
black velvet box 6
black-and-blue light 2,998
blackberry 2,010
blackberry combat boots 5
blackberry galoshes 28
blackberry moccasins 36
blackberry polite 846
blackberry slippers 54
Blackfly Chardonnay 1,000
blammer 4
blank diary 10
blank fudge mold 2
blank prescription sheet 158
Blatantly Canadian 1,690
blended frozen swill 170
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 10
blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail 4
blind-packed capsule toy 365
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 243
Bling of the New Wave 3
Blizzards I Have Died In 18
blob of acid 608
blob of Alphredo™ 54
blob of wood glue 47
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 160
Blood 'n' Plenty 35
blood and blood 149
blood flower 26
blood kiwi 23
Blood Light 84
blood of the Wereseal 314
blood roll-up 1
blood sausage 12
blood snowcone 2
blood-drive sticker 2
blood-faced volleyball 188
blood-red mushroom wine 10
blood-soaked sponge cake 1
Bloodbath 1
bloodied surgical dungarees 33
bloodstain stick 566
bloodstick 1
bloody beer 260
bloody clown pants 397
bloody kiwitini 1
bloody mary 653
Bloody Nora 58
blowdart 395
blown-out speaker cone 1
blue canary nightlight 1
blue class ring 45
Blue Diamond of Honesty 2
blue glowstick 1
blue grass 67
blue lava globs 4
blue LavaCo Lamp™ 1
blue mana 515
blue oyster badge 765
blue paisley oyster egg 43
blue pixel 1,884
blue pixel potion 423
blue plasma ball 3,050
blue plastic baby 32
blue plastic oyster egg 48
blue polka-dot oyster egg 48
blue potion 920
blue raspberry troll doll 3
blue ribbon 1
blue rocket 12
blue shell 8
blue snowcone 1,342
blue striped oyster egg 67
blue suede shoes 2
blue traffic cone 1
blue tulip 1
blue velvet cake 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 172
blueberry muffin 1
blueberry-frosted king cake 2
blundarrrbus 23
blunt cat claw 4
blunt icepick 2
Bluzzard 1
bobble-hip hula elf doll 1
bobcat grenade 2
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
body spradium 219
Bohemian rhapsody 108
boilermaker 1,910
boilgun 4
boiling broth 13
boiling hot cocoa 29
boiling seal blood 120
Boletus Broletus mushroom 9
bomb of unknown origin 1
bone abacus 222
bone and arrows 1
bone aperitif 11
bone bandoneon 20
bone bons 269
bone chips 508
bone collar 5
bone crusher 1
bone flour 1
bone flute 1,425
bone meal 12
bone rattle 98
bone spurs 1
Bone's Farm "wine" 66
boneana hammock 1
bonedanna 1
bonerang 1
Bonerdagon necklace 2
Bonestabber 1
boning knife 1
bonsai tree 12
booby trap 286
book of matches 225
Book of Old-Timey Carols 1
Booke of Vampyric Knowledge 1
Boosty Juice 1
boot flask 2
boot knife 1
BOOterfinger 217
BOOtonniere 3
Boots of Twilight Whispers 2
booty chest charrrm 376
booty chest charrrm bracelet 16
booze drive button 1
booze-soaked cherry 12
boozebomb 1
Boozehounds Anonymous token 72
Bordeaux Marteaux 6
borg sock monkey 11
boring spaghetti 635
Boris's Helm 1
Boris's key lime 39
Boris's key lime pie 11
Boris's ring 35
borrowed time 105
Boss Bat bling 33
Boss Bat britches 5
Boss Drops 226
bottle of alcohol 771
bottle of Amontillado 120
bottle of anís 58
bottle of antifreeze 120
bottle of black cat tonic 184
bottle of Blank-Out 613
bottle of Bloodweiser 18
bottle of bubbles 81
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 586
bottle of clam juice 123
bottle of Cochon Noir 1
bottle of cooking sherry 800
bottle of Crème de Fugu 76
bottle of Crimbognac 1
bottle of dark rhum 3
bottle of Definit 611
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 667
bottle of drinkin' gas 37
bottle of Evermore 1,490
bottle of extra-dark rhum 3
bottle of extra-strength melodramamine 1
bottle of fire 740
bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA 6
bottle of fruity "wine" 30
bottle of gin 25,786
bottle of Goldschnöckered 1
bottle of goofballs 171
bottle of Greedy Dog 6
bottle of gregnadigne 233
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 270
bottle of Lambada Lambic 10
bottle of laundry sherry 400
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 2,136
bottle of lighter fluid 971
bottle of limeade 25
bottle of melodramamine 29
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 2,194
bottle of moontan lotion 4
bottle of Mystic Shell 114
bottle of norwhiskey 400
bottle of novelty hot sauce 87
bottle of Old Pugilist 9
bottle of Ooze-O 501
bottle of peppermint schnapps 5
bottle of perfume 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 115
bottle of Pinot Renoir 133
bottle of pirate juice 92
bottle of popskull 890
bottle of Professor Beer 6
bottle of Race Car Red 9
bottle of Rapier Witbier 12
bottle of realpagne 59
bottle of Red-Out 365
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 109
bottle of rum 22,050
bottle of sake 643
bottle of Sanguiovese 8
bottle of sea wine 46
bottle of sewage schnapps 1,284
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 2
bottle of super-extra-dark rhum 2
bottle of tequila 11,525
bottle of ultravitamins 33
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 112
bottle of vodka 18,633
bottle of whiskey 23,681
bottle of wine 252
bottle opener belt buckle 290
bottle-rocket crossbow 1
bottlecap turtle 6
bottled day 2
bottled green pixie 1
bottled inspiration 245
bottled swamp gas 97
bottoms of the barrel 1
boulder 122
Boulevardier cocktail 20
bounty-hunting helmet 2
bounty-hunting pants 2
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 20
bow 1
bow staff 1
bowl full of jelly 1
bowl of Bounty-Os 17
bowl of cottage cheese 2,179
bowl of eyeballs 2,590
bowl of fishysoisse 84
bowl of Jeal-O 1,425
bowl of lucky charms 92
bowl of maggots 1,639
bowl of marinade 247
bowl of mernudo 133
bowl of mummy guts 424
bowl of petunias 1
bowl of rye sprouts 237
Bowl of Scorpions 35
bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ 1
bowl of topioca 2
bowlegged pants 1
bowler 1
Bowlet 48
bowling ball 227
box 4,126
box of bear arms 1
box of Dweebs 3,911
box of Familiar Jacks 78
box of hammers 24
box of hickory chips 21
box of Pokëmann band-aids 219
box of sunshine 16,099
box turtle 13
box-in-the-box 21
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 63
boxcar turtle 3
boxed champagne 1,126
boxed wine 6,986
Boxing Day Pass 136
boxing glove 14
boxing glove on a spring 9
boxing-glove-in-a-box 2
Brain Food Pastaco 2
brain preservation fluid 13
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 565
brains casserole 119
BRAINS shorts 27
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 1
brainy skull 33
Bram's choker 37
bran muffin 1
brand new key 22
Brand of Violence 1
brass abacus 500
brass bung spigot 6
brass crank handle 1
brass dorsal fin 9
brass Dreadsylvanian flask 1
brass gear 702
brass stinger 33
brass turkey knuckles 1
brazen bracelet 1
bread basket 16
bread line 48
bread mold 2
bread roll 8
breadchucks 119
breaded beer 11
breadwand 22
Breakfast Blast wine cooler 31
breakfast mess 404
breakfast miracle 1
breath mint 432
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 6
brick 757
brick of sand 1,181
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BRICKO bat 3
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CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 2
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CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 2
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d20 821
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Daffy Taffy 1,087
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Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master 17
Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested 9
Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart 26
Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose 18
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daily dungeon malware 1
daisy 11
Daisy's unclean bloomers 5
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dark potion 1,000
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Dennis's blessing of Minerva 305
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dented harmonica 268
dented spoon 635
deodorant 121
depantsing bomb 272
depleted Grimacite astrolabe 1
depleted Grimacite grappling hook 1
depleted Grimacite gravy boat 1
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depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 8
depleted Grimacite ninja mask 1
depleted Grimacite shinguards 1
depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt 1
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desktop zen garden 11
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dew yoana salacious lei 34
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digital key lime 12
digital key lime pie 44
digital underground potion 20
dilapidated wizard hat 18
dill 4,259
diluted makeup 325
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dingy planks 6,421
dinner roll 681
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Dinsey Whinskey 4
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dire fudgesicle 277
dirt julep 8
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dirty hobo gloves 1,230
dirty rigging rope 517
disassembled clover 200
disbelief suspenders 506
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disco ball 544
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disease 1,062
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dishrag 54
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displaced fish 1,030
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disposable lighter 222
distention pill 5
distilled fortified wine 704
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divine blowout 2,000
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divine champagne popper 500
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Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 705
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 754
Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic 1
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Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 666
Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum 175
Doc's Miracle Cure 12
dog ointment 14
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dollop of barbecue sauce 78
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double entendre 6
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doubt cannon 2
dove DNA 2
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dreadful roast 25
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Dreadsylvanian hot toddy 1
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Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie 1
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dream of a dog 11
dreaming Jung man 1
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drippy plum(?) 2
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drippy stein 125
drippy truncheon 6
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drive-by shooting 9
drive-thru burger 26
Drizzlers™ Black Licorice 254
droll monocle 139
drone self-destruct chip 41
droopy doll eye 71
drop of water-37 1,916
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drum machine 1,721
drum of pomade 67
drum of tommy ammo 1,452
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dry martini 110
dry noodles 49,168
dry vodka martini 93
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dubious peppermint 10
ducha de oro 790
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dueling banjo 5
dueling turtle 7
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dumb mud 5
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dusty animal cranium 13
dusty animal jawbone 12
dusty animal pelvis 25
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dusty barrel 3,767
dusty bottle of blood 1
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dusty bottle of Merlot 355
dusty bottle of Muscat 449
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 410
dusty bottle of Port 669
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 413
dusty Crimbo crate 51
dusty eighth caudal vertebra 6
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dusty right third rear claw 5
dusty right third rib 5
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dusty right tibia 7
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dusty second cervical vertebra 7
dusty second lumbar vertebra 4
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dusty seventh caudal vertebra 4
dusty seventh cervical vertebra 1
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dusty seventh thoracic vertebra 4
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dusty sixth lumbar vertebra 5
dusty sixth thoracic vertebra 7
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dusty tenth thoracic vertebra 2
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dusty third lumbar vertebra 3
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dwarvish magazine 16
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Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations 47
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 61
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eagle feather 1,135
eagle's milk 1,673
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Earth and Firewater 14
Earth, Wind and Firewater 19
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eau de mort 36
eaves droppers 38
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ectoplasm au jus 348
ectoplasmic orbs 494
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edible alien plant bit 501
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eerily silent box 1
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effervescent potion 1,000
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eggnog 548
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eighth plague 48
El Sombrero De Lopez 43
El Vibrato drone 3
El Vibrato energy spear 1
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El Vibrato leg guards 1
El Vibrato Megadrone 1
El Vibrato power sphere 216
El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) 31
El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) 49
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 23
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 63
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 25
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 33
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 30
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 18
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 47
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 50
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 19
El Vibrato restraints 108
El Vibrato translator 1
El Vibrato trapezoid 1
Elder Turtle Shell 15
elderly jawbreaker 5
eldritch alignment spray 20
eldritch concentrate 1
eldritch distillate 5
eldritch dough 319
eldritch effluvium 835
eldritch elixir 1
eldritch essence 1
eldritch extract 22
eldritch hammer 1
eldritch hat 1
eldritch ichor 101
Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror 1
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eldritch mushroom pizza 1
eldritch oil 271
eldritch pants 1
eldritch rub 30
eldritch scanner 1
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eldritch tincture 1
eldritch tincture (depleted) 1
electric copperhead potion 494
electric crutch 9
electric Kool-Aid 39
Electric Punch 2
electric snakebite 154
electrical thingamabob 852
electrician's hardhat 1
electronic Brain Trainer game 1
electronic dulcimer pants 1
electronics kit 1,389
elegant nightstick 62
elemental caipiroska 955
elemental paste 15
elemental sugarcube 109
elephant stinger 32
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elevent 1
elf army field rations 64
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elf ploughshare 1
Elfin shortbread 89
Elizabeth's Dollie 1
Elizabeth's paintbrush 139
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Elron's Explosive Etude 4
elven limbos gingerbread 251
elven cellocello 894
elven hardtack 488
elven magi-pack 10,503
elven medi-pack 15,231
elven moonshine 239
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elven squeeze 1,970
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embezzler's oil 485
EMD holo-record 16
emergency margarita 1
empty agua de vida bottle 1,900
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empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 499
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empty meat tank 107
En Una Fila Tequila 1
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enchanted bean 907
enchanted bean burrito 337
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Enchanted Flyswatter 411
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enchanted muesli 1,927
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enchantlers 7
encoder ring 718
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energy drink IV 740
Engorged Sausages and You 2
ennui-flavored potato chips 4,015
enormous belt buckle 309
enormous hoop earring 103
Ent cider 501
enticing mayolus 7
epic cluster 8
epic wad 5
equal sign 15
eraser nubbin 57
escargotsicle 109
especially salty dog 1,087
essential cameraderie 19
essential soy 11
essential tofu 9
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everfull glass 1
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Every Day is Like This Sundae 4
evil golden arch 118
evil golden arches 27
evil googly eye 54
evil teddy bear 9
evil teddy bear sewing kit 3
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exactly-three-shaped box 1
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exclusive club 1
executive mime flask 59
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exotic parrot egg 1
exotic travel brochure 6,070
expensive camera 1,397
expensive champagne 10
expensive cigar 28
experimental serum G-9 16
experimental serum P-00 91
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exploding cigar 7,922
exploding gum 2
exploding hacky-sack 59
explosion-flavored chewing gum 769
extra-fancy ring setting 12
extra-flat panini 144
extra-greasy slider 59
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extra-potent gremlin mutagen 418
extra-see-thru nightie 15
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extra-spicy bloody mary 7,799
extra-strength goo 1
extra-strength red potion 31
extra-strength rubber bands 1
extra-strength strongness elixir 90
extra-toasted half sandwich 96
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 175
eXtreme meat crossbow 35
eXtreme meat staff 8
eXtreme meat sword 38
eXtreme mittens 5,077
eXtreme nose ring 35
eXtreme scarf 227
extremely confusing manual 85
extremely skinny jeans 37
extremely slippery nipple 9
extremely wet T-shirt 483
eye 'n' horn shampoo 1
Eye and a Twist 1
eye of newt 1,292
eye of the Tiger-lily 25
eye-pod 8
eyebrow lifter 258
eyedrops of newt 1,597
eyedrops of the ermine 2,068
eyedrops of the ocelot 504
eyepatch 505
f3d0r4 493
Fabiotion 40
fabric hardener 490
fabric softener 94
facehugging alien 87
facsimile dictionary 98
faded green protest sign 1
faded red protest sign 1
fairy gravy boat 166
fairy-worn boots 1
fake blood 177
fake cocktail 50
fake fake vomit 795
fake hand 369
fake plastic grass 129
fake washboard 1
Falcon™ Maltese Liquor 28
false eyelashes 13
Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium 6
fancy ball mask 3
fancy bath salts 2,217
fancy beef jerky 19
fancy beer bottle 2
fancy beer label 3
fancy black tie 1
fancy blue potion 191
fancy but probably evil chocolate 62
fancy calligraphy pen 181
fancy canapés 33
fancy chocolate 67
fancy chocolate car 35
fancy chocolate sculpture 4
fancy dress ball 425
Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square 6
fancy opera glasses 114
fancy party pants 1
fancy schmancy cheese sauce 72
fancy seashell necklace 7
fancy tin beer can 5
fancy tophat 1
fancy tuxedo pants 1
Fantasma en la Máquina 475
FantasyRealm guest pass 2
FantasyRealm key 1
FantasyRealm Mage's Hat 317
FantasyRealm mead 2
FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask 403
FantasyRealm tattoo kit 1
FantasyRealm turkey leg 2
FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm 356
farfalle bow tie 2
fascinating alien plant sample 1
fascinating alien zoological sample 1
fat bottom quark 151
fat loot token 235
fat stacks of cash 498
fat wallet 32
Fauna Libre 8
Faux 1
FDKOL commendation 3
FDKOL fire hose 6
FDKOL hotcakes 999
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fear condenser 2
feathered headdress 1
Feliz Navidad 7
felt 67
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 124
fermenting powder 707
ferret bait 1,516
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 400
fertilized ghuol egg 52
festive holiday hat 10
festive sausage 2
festive warbear bank 1
fetid feather 1,253
Fettris 14
fettucini épines Inconnu 81
fettucini épines Inconnu recipe 1
fettucini Inconnu 1,007
Feynman gate 3
fez of etymology 12
fiberglass insulation 2
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy 2
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) 1
fiery wing 444
figurine of a charred seal 130
figurine of a cold seal 23
figurine of a cute baby seal 3
figurine of a shadowy seal 74
figurine of a sleek seal 8
figurine of a slippery seal 54
figurine of a stinking seal 40
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 7
figurine of an ancient seal 10
figurine of an armored seal 2
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 360
filet of The Fish 4
filigreed hamethyst earring 6
filigreed hamethyst necklace 4
filigreed hamethyst ring 4
filth-encrusted futon 78
filthy armor 311
filthy child leash 247
filthy corduroys 527
filthy hippy poncho 38
filthy knitted dread sack 676
filthy lucre 157
filthy monkey head 374
filthy pestle 155
filthy poultice 837
fin-bit wax 1
fine aged cheddarwurst 466
fine wine 154
finger cuffs 1
finger cymbals 91
finger exerciser 639
Finnish Fish 25
fire 3
fire axe 1
fire crackers 12
fire flower 66
fire hose 2
fire of unknown origin 148
fire poi 514
fireball 458
firebomb 726
fireclutch 426
fireman's helmet 1
fireman's lunch 33
firemilk 384
fireproof megaphone 137
Firewater 26
First Post shirt - Cir Senam 1
first-aid pouch 3,851
fish bazooka 8
fish head 49
fish juice box 154
fish sauce 103
fish scimitar 16
fish stick 4
fish stick cozy 1
fish-liver oil 884
fishbone belt 1
fishbone bracers 2
fishbone catcher's mitt 1
fishbone corset 2
fishbone facemask 2
fishbone fins 1
fishbone kneepads 1
fishelada 189
fishin' hat 1
fishy fish 11
fishy fish casserole 586
fishy fish lasagna 151
fishy paste 60
fishy pipe 1
fishy wand 11
fist turkey outline 1
fistful of wood shavings 4
fitness wristband 7
Fitspiration™ poster 520
Five Second Energy™ 52
fixed-gear bicycle 18
fizzing spore pod 1,159
fizzy potion 1,000
flamin' bindle 27
Flamin' Whatshisname 118
Flaming Caipiranha 16
flaming cardboard sword 19
flaming crutch 2,611
flaming feather 863
flaming glowsticks 15
flaming juggler's balls 1
Flaming Knob 9
Flaming Mohobo 13
flaming mushroom 672
flaming mushroom wine 25
flaming nose 1
Flaming Sazerorc 9
flaming sword 17
flaming talons 547
flamingo mallet 1
Flan 1
flan del mar 24
Flan in the Moon 1
flange 530
flapper floppers 1
flaregun 900
flashing novelty button 6
flashy pirate dreadlocks 736
flask flops 59
flask of Amontillado 6
flask of baconstone juice 337
flask of embalming fluid 1
flask of Gnomochloric acid 7
flask of hamethyst juice 306
flask of mining oil 2
flask of moonshine 2
flask of porquoise juice 402
flask of port 19
flask of rainwater 897
flask of tainted mining oil 247
Flaskfull of Hollow 8,536
flat cider 3
flat dough 2,901
flat mushroom wine 28
flavored foot massage oil 3,630
flavorless gruel 102
flayed mind 597
fleetwood chain 1,260
fleetwood mac 'n' cheese 564
fleetwood macaroni 26
fleshy lump 57
flimsy clipboard 1,065
flimsy hardwood scraps 232
flirtatious feather 891
floaty gravel 3
floaty inverse geode 3
floaty pebbles 4
floaty rock 3
floaty rock helmet 1
floaty rock necklace 1
floaty rock pants 1
floaty sand 43
floaty stone sphere 2
floorboard cruft 105
floral print shirt 27
floral-print skirt 17
flower petal pie 1,303
flowing hippy skirt 33
fluid of fudge-finding 7
fluorescent lightbulb 8
flute of flat champagne 875
Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form 1
flyest of shirts 1
Flying Caipiranha 12
flypaper staff 2
flytrap bezoar 10
flytrap pellet 279
foam commodore's hat 1
foam dart 3,357
foam naval trousers 1
foam noodle 14
foam pistol 6
foetid seal tear 552
Fog Murderer 91
foggy glass globe 1
foie gras 39
folder (barbarian) 2
folder (blue) 219
folder (catfish) 3
folder (cyan) 18
folder (D-Team) 17
folder (dancing dolphins) 2
folder (Ex-Files) 2
folder (green) 220
folder (heavy metal) 73
folder (holographic fractal) 1
folder (Jackass Plumber) 2
folder (Knight Writer) 2
folder (KOLHS) 2
folder (magenta) 7
folder (owl) 6
folder (rainbow unicorn) 5
folder (red) 219
folder (Seawolf) 1
folder (skull and crossbones) 1
folder (smiley face) 35
folder (space skeleton) 143
folder (sports car) 68
folder (sportsballs) 66
folder (Stinky Trash Kid) 13
folder (tranquil landscape) 1
folder (wizard) 3
folder (Yedi) 94
folder (yellow) 4
Folder Holder 1
food drive button 1
foolscap fool's cap 302
foon 197
foon of fearfulness 14
foon of fleshiness 9
foon of foulness 18
foon of frigidity 4
foon of fulmination 10
foot-long hot daub 1
football helmet 5
forbidden danish 4
forbidden sausage 37
foreign box 3
forest spirit rattle 408
forest tears 103
Former Sheriff Dan's tin star 10
fortifying hot cocoa 35
fortune cookie 87
fossilized baboon skull 1
fossilized bat skull 1
fossilized demon skull 1
fossilized limb 157
fossilized serpent skull 4
fossilized spider skull 1
fossilized spike 13
fossilized spine 2
fossilized torso 439
fossilized wing 232
fossilized wyrm skull 2
fountain 'soda' 356
fragment of Jarlsberg's soul 1
Frankly Mr. Shank 4
Frat Army FGF 391
frat brats 28
frayed rope belt 156
Freddie's blessing of Mercury 258
Freddy Kruegerand 130
free-range mushroom 2
freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini 46
freezerburned ice cube 19
freezin' bindle 33
French bronilla brogurt 7
French slippers 1
french-fry grabber 1
fresh coat of paint 1
freshwater fishbone 328
freshwater pearl necklace 97
fricasseed brains 223
Friendliness Beverage 1,420
friendly cheez blob 6
Friendly Turkey 23
frightful feather 885
frigid air mattress 11
frigid derringer 67
frigid fudgepuck 60
frigid hankyū 181
frigid mote 31
frigid ninja stars 3,005
Frigid Northern Beans 24
frigid-ass club 1
frilly shirt 62
frilly skirt 534
frog lip-print 279
Frogade 424
Fromage Pinotage 14
frontwinder skin 53
frost flower 105
Frost™ brand sword 29
frost-rimed desk bell 1
frost-rimed seal hide 1
frostbite-flavored Hob-O 254
frosty halo 9
Frosty's arm 1
Frosty's carrot 1
Frosty's frosty mug 57
Frosty's iceball 1
Frosty's nailbat 1
Frosty's old silk hat 1
Frosty's snowball sack 1
Frown Exerciser 1
frozen banquet 127
frozen danish 3
frozen feather 655
frozen Mob Penguin 42
frozen mushroom 401
frozen nunchaku 635
frozen seal spine 2
frozen shampoo-conditioner 1,130
frozen turtle shell 6
fruit basket 63
fruit bat 1
fruit bowl 75
fruitcake 6,739
fruitfilm 318
fruity girl swill 33
fry-oil-flavored Hob-O 442
frying brainpan 4
Fu Manchu Wax 247
fudge bunny 1
fudge cube 1
Fudge Fiber Armor Plating 23
fudge lily 98
fudge pocket square 3
fudge spork 7
fudge-shaped hole in space-time 118
fudgecule 4,113
fudgecycle 1
fudgesicle 3
Fudgie Roll 1
full lava bottle 2
full meat tank 243
fumble formula 3
Fun-Guy spore 58
FunFunds™ 9,794
funhouse mirror 31
funky brass fez 16
funky dried mushroom 738
funky eyepatch 710
funky junk key 28
funny bone 402
furniture dolly 41
furry fur 11,454
furry green earmuffs 3
furry green turtle 16
furry halo 10
furry kilt 5
furry pants 71
furry pill 7
furry skirt 2
fusilli marrownarrow 181
fusillocybin 24
fustulent seal grulch 1
future drug: Coolscaline 386
future drug: Muscularactum 467
future drug: Smartinex 363
fuzzbump 777
Fuzzby 1
fuzzy busby 32
fuzzy dice 8
fuzzy earmuffs 20
fuzzy montera 22
fuzzy polar bear ears 5
Fuzzy Slippers of Hatred 1
Fuzzy Tentacle 12
ga-ga radio 711
Gabarbar 8
Gaia beads 500
Galapagosian Cuisses 6
gallon of milk 3
Game Grid ticket 290
Game Grid token 104
Game Grid valued membership card 1
GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine 253
GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card 1
gamer slurry 435
gamma nog 79
ganger bandana 14
garbage juice slurpee 623
garbage sticker 1
garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O 364
garish pinky ring 83
Garter of the Turtle Poacher 6
gas balloon 764
gas can 911
Gathered Meat-Clip 41
gator skin 1,080
gatorskin umbrella 64
Gauntlets of the Blood Moon 2
gauze garter 359
gauze hammock 14
gauze shorts 10
Gazelleton 1
gazely stare 345
gazing shoes 1
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 21
gearbox necklace 2
Gearhead Goo 400
gelatinous meat mass 3
Genalen™ Bottle 180
Gene Tonic: Beast 3
Gene Tonic: Constellation 33
Gene Tonic: Construct 10
Gene Tonic: Demon 1
Gene Tonic: Dude 84
Gene Tonic: Elemental 57
Gene Tonic: Elf 6
Gene Tonic: Fish 54
Gene Tonic: Goblin 13
Gene Tonic: Hippy 4
Gene Tonic: Hobo 1
Gene Tonic: Horror 104
Gene Tonic: Humanoid 6
Gene Tonic: Insect 2
Gene Tonic: Mer-kin 5
Gene Tonic: Orc 14
Gene Tonic: Penguin 1
Gene Tonic: Pirate 4
Gene Tonic: Plant 4
Gene Tonic: Slime 1
Gene Tonic: Undead 9
Gene Tonic: Weird 22
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 29
generic healing potion 3,219
generic mana potion 1,542
generic restorative potion 10
genie's bracers 27
genie's pants 21
genie's scimitar 18
genie's turbane 23
Gets-You-Drunk 9
ghast iron cleaver 1
ghast iron codpiece 1
ghast iron Garibaldi 1
ghast iron heater shield 1
ghast iron ingot 2
Ghiaccio Colada 2
Ghosprey 1
ghost accordion 14
ghost beer 117
ghost bit 210
ghost cucumber 8,147
Ghost Dog Chow 202
ghost key 442
ghost of a necklace 18
ghost pencil 1
ghost pepper 13
ghost pickle on a stick 334
Ghost Pinching Quarterly 10
ghost protocol 23
ghost shawl 1
ghost thread 14
ghost toga 246
ghost trap 56
ghostly body paint 232
ghostly dagger 13
ghostly ectoplasm 500
ghostly pickling solution 11
ghuol ears 4,332
ghuol egg 3,053
ghuol egg quiche 366
ghuol guolash 1,643
ghuol-ear kabob 101
giant artisanal rice peeler 122
giant book of ancient carols 2
giant breath mint 372
giant cactus quill 55
giant candy cane 26
giant cheesestick 9
giant clay ashtray 35
giant designer sunglasses 113
giant diamond ring 2
giant discarded bottlecap 98
giant discarded plastic fork 143
giant discarded torn-up glove 113
giant driftwood sculpture 33
giant fishhook 1
giant foam finger 184
giant free-range mushroom 1
giant giant moth dust 475
giant glass of brandy 21
giant grain of protein powder 29
giant green gummi bear 3
giant green gummi ingot 3
giant gym membership card 147
giant heirloom grape tomato 213
giant jar of protein powder 226
giant marshmallow 11
giant motorcycle boots 27
giant moxie weed 563
giant neckbeard 590
giant needle 2,170
giant pearl 105
giant penguin keychain 166
giant pinky ring 183
giant red gummi bear 429
giant red gummi ingot 8
giant safety pin 123
giant shrimp fork 500
giant spider leg 18
giant stuffed bugbear 1
giant tube of black lipstick 893
giant turkey leg 157
giant yellow gummi bear 4
giant yellow gummi ingot 2
giant yellow hat 428
gibson 382
gift card 120
gift-a-pult 22
gilded ancient cursed chest 2
gilded ancient cursed key 4
gilded BRICKO brick 1
gilded BRICKO chalice 1
gilded lily 1
gilded trumpet 7
gill rings 1
gilt perfume bottle 403
gimlet 96
gin and tonic 193
Gin Mint 121
gin-soaked blotter paper 56
ginger beer 1
ginger snaps 448
gingerbread bugbear 2,546
gingerbread cigarette 6
gingerbread dog treat 5
gingerbread gavel 6
gingerbread hoodie 206
gingerbread horror 329
gingerbread house 2
gingerbread mask 10
gingerbread moneybag 1
gingerbread mug 25
gingerbread mutant bugbear 128
gingerbread pistol 1
gingerbread restraining order 15
gingerbread robot 32
gingerbread smartphone 6,140
gingerbread spice latte 16
gingerbread tophat 2
gingerbread trousers 2
gingerbread waistcoat 3
gingerbread wine 72
gingernade 1,403
gingerservo 3
gingham blouse 29
ginormous pumpkin 131
ginseng 2
Ginsu™ 1
giraffe-necked turtle 223
Girdle of Hatred 1
glacial clock 3
glacial sapphire 2
gladiator tunica 24
Glamare 1
glark cable 1,465
Glass Balls of the Goblin King 11
glass casserole dish 2
glass eye 1
glass gnoll eye 12
glass of baboon milk 150
glass of bourbon 30
glass of drippy wine 12
glass of gnat milk 448
glass of goat's milk 693
glass of herbal tequila 432
glass of raw eggs 209
glass of warm milk 387
glass of warm water 50
glass pie plate 3
glass slipper 4
gleaming oyster egg 34
Glenn's golden dice 10
glimmering buzzard feather 8
glimmering great tit feather 20
glimmering penguin feather 3
glimmering phoenix feather 1
glimmering raven feather 5
glimmering roc feather 28
glistening fish meat 300
glistening oyster egg 55
glistening staff 6
glittery mascara 527
Glo-Pop 284
glob of Blank-Out 1
glob of cream cheese 499
glob of enchanted icing 182
glob of green slime 728
glob of melted wax 1,757
glob of salty molasses 620
glob of spoiled mayo 489
glob of undifferentiated tissue 2
globe of Deep Sauce 161
Globmule 1
gloomy black mushroom 11
gloomy mushroom wine 38
glow-in-the-dark dart gun 3
glow-in-the-dark necklace 411
glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub 3
glow-in-the-dark wristwatch 5
glowing El Vibrato drone 1
glowing esca 41
glowing frisbee 1
glowing fungus 66
glowing New Age crystal 3
glowing red eye 1,207
glowing spore pod 65
glowing syringe 396
Glum berry 33
glyph of athleticism 1
gnashing teeth 1
gnat lasagna 471
gnatloaf 17
gnatloaf casserole 85
gnatwing 812
gnatwing earring 8
gnauga hide 263
gnauga hide buckler 15
gnauga hide chaps 11
gnauga hide kilt 4
gnauga hide skirt 1
gnauga hide vest 3
gnauga hide whip 2
gnawed-up dog bone 7
gnocchetti di Nietzsche 819
gnoll lips 557
gnoll teeth 557
gnoll-tooth necklace 15
Gnollish autoplunger 12
Gnollish casserole dish 958
Gnollish Crossdress 421
Gnollish flyswatter 536
Gnollish pie server 305
Gnollish pie tin 850
Gnollish plunger 424
Gnollish sangria 83
Gnollish slotted spoon 357
Gnollish toolbox 807
Gnomish sagngria 17
Gnomish toolbox 6
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 6
go-go potion 2,197
Go-Wassail 866
goat 31
goat beard 743
goat cheese 3,041
goat cheese pizza 538
goat cheese taco 49
goatskin umbrella 206
gob of wet hair 3,527
goblin autoblowgun 29
goblin bone hilt 1
goblin collarbone 1
goblin hunting spear 37
goblin paste 29
goblin water 45
Goggles of Loathing 1
gold Boozehounds Anonymous token 64
gold crown 30
gold lamé pants 52
gold nuggets 30,420
gold skull ring 3
gold star 84
gold tooth 72
gold toothbrush 461
Gold Velvet™ whiskey 573
gold wedding ring 47
golden gum 661
golden gun 733
Golden Kokomo Resort Chip 1
Golden Light 3
Golden Mean 3
golden plastic oyster egg 1
golden ring 367
golden tattoo gun 2
golden twig 11
Good 'n' Quiet 104
Good 'n' Slimy 23
good ash 398
good brain 3,001
good gravy 2
goodberry 3
Goodfella contract 29
gooey drippy candy bar 2
gooey lava globs 62
gooey paste 26
goofily-plumed helmet 4
googly eye 91
googly-ball hat 1
googly-heart hat 1
googly-star hat 1
Gordon Bennett 95
Gorillape 1
goth kid t-shirt 96
GOTO 2,176
goulauncher 4
gourmet gourami oil 475
government 1
government booze shipment 1
government candy shipment 1
government cheese 156
government food shipment 1
government requisition form 774
government-issue identification badge 343
government-issued candy 43
government-issued eyeshade 1
government-issued necktie 1
government-issued night-vision goggles 14
government-issued slacks 1
gr8ps 491
grain of sand 1
grandfather watch 1
Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun 44
grape troll doll 1
grapefruit 2,300
grapes 590
grass blade 3
grass clippings 109
grass hat 2
grass skirt 1
grass whistle 4
Grasshopper 13
grassy cutlass 70
Grateful Undead T-shirt 107
Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) 1
Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) 1
Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled) 1
Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) 1
grave robbing shovel 2,015
graveyard snowglobe 3
gravy boat 2
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob 4
gray bow tie 252
gray seashell 909
grease cannon 1
grease gun 5
grease trap 334
greasy desk bell 1
greasy paste 29
Great Ball of Frozen Fire 1
great big capacitor 236
great old fashioned 5
Great Older Fashioned 88
Great Wolf's beastly trousers 1
Great Wolf's headband 2
Great Wolf's left paw 2
Great Wolf's lice 1
Great Wolf's right paw 2
Great Wolf's rocket launcher 1
Greaves of the Murk Lord 2
Greek fire 31
green and red bean 1,333
green balloon 46
green bean casserole 86
green beer 276
green BRICKO brick 41
Green Burlap 13
green candy heart 1,254
green candygram 1
green clay bead 445
green cloth cap 12
Green Clover of Justice 1
green drunki-bear 273
green eggnog 25
green face paint 1
Green Giant 22
green glowstick 2
green gummi ingot 586
green hamhock 8
green lava globs 2
green LavaCo Lamp™ 1
green mana 470
Green Manalishi 7,018
green marshmallow 2
Green Muslin 4
green peawee marble 4
green pill 1
green pixel 3,363
green pixel potion 402
green pixie spog 9
green rock candy 7
green rocket 240
green seashell 1,175
green slime glob 509
green smoke bomb 135
green snowcone 1,300
green traffic cone 1
Green Velvet 10
green-frosted astral cupcake 227
green-iced sweet roll 10
gremlin juice 723
gremlin mutagen 466
grey cube 367
Grey Guanon 4
grilled cheese sandwich 5
grilled mooseflank 52
Grim Brothers' story book 1
grim fairy tale 436
grimstone mask 139
grimy lab coat 836
grinning turtle 3
grip key 41
grisly shell fragment 310
grisly shield 1
grizzled bearskin 472
grody jug 8,370
grog 2,664
grogpagne 1,443
Groll doll 414
groose grease 106
groovy prism necklace 4
groping claw 4
grouchy restless spirit 862
grouper fangirl 1
groupie bra 76
groupie lipstick 166
groupie spangles 277
grue egg 164
grue egg omelette 10
Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog 1
grumpy old man charrrm 114
grumpy old man charrrm bracelet 18
grungy bandana 102
grungy flannel shirt 29
guancertina 7
guano coffee cup 113
guard turtle collar 79
guard turtle shell 64
guffin 25
guitar pick 215
gummi ammonite 2
gummi belemnite 3
gummi bowtie 4
gummi canary 109
gummi fang 179
gummi salamander 30
gummi snake 59
gummi sword 6
gummi trilobite 3
gummi turtle 451
Gummi-DNA 22
Gummi-Gnauga 273
Gummi-Memory 1
Gummy Brains 58
gumshoes 1
gun cleaning kit 442
gun parts 652
gunky chicken 173
gunner's daughter 23
gunpowder burrito 764
guts necklace 4
guy made of bee pollen 128
Guzzlr cocktail set 5
Guzzlr souvenir stein 1
Guzzlrbuck 1
gym membership card 317
gym shorts 6
Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom 10
gyroscope 554
hacked gibson 327
haggis socks 654
haggis-infused soap 1,191
haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis 751
haiku katana 1
hair of the calf 1
hair of the fish 484
hair oil 397
hair spray 1,035
Hairpiece On Fire 104
hairshirt 1
hairy staff 9
Half a Purse 3
half double fruitcake 3
half of a gold tooth 124
half-baked potion 765
half-digested coal 270
half-empty carton of milk 123
half-height unicycle 1
half-melted spoon 52
half-orchid 3,168
half-rotten brain 20
half-size scalpel 38
half-sized guitar 160
halfberd 53
halibut 38
ham steak 21
hambrosier 35
hamburger 1,251
hamethyst 346
hamethyst bracelet 2
hamethyst earring 5
hamethyst necklace 12
hamethyst ring 5
hamethyst-handled sixgun 1
hamlet sandwich 298
hammerus 4
hand grenegg 29
Hand in Glove 5
hand of cards 311
Hand that Rocks the Ladle 2
hand-carved bokken 25
hand-carved bow 2
hand-carved staff 7
hand-crafted candy cane 9
hand-knitted Crimbo socks 1
hand-knitted diving booties 1
handful of barley 3
handful of bees 2
handful of confetti 148
handful of crafty noodles 23
handful of Crotchety Pine needles 9
handful of drink tickets 51
handful of fire 7
handful of hand chalk 3,141
handful of honey 529
handful of juicy garbage 2
handful of Laughing Willow bark 5
handful of moss 1,022
handful of napalm 2
handful of numbers 19
handful of nuts and berries 3,385
handful of pine needles 865
handful of sand 4,776
handful of sawdust 428
handful of Smithereens 6,807
handful of stubble 405
handful of tips 233
handful of walnuts 91
handmade hobby horse 1
Handsome Devil 4
handsomeness potion 397
handyman "hand soap" 349
hangman's hood 1
happiness 253
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 24
hard spore pod 202
hardboiled egg 527
hardened slime belt 2
hardened slime hat 1
hardened slime pants 1
hardware upgrade 2
hare brush 2
hare pin 1
harem girl t-shirt 54
Hatorade 55
haunted battery 184
haunted bindle 59
haunted bottle of vodka 191
haunted cherry pie 37
haunted eggnog 50
haunted flame 27
haunted gimlet 90
haunted Hell ramen 40
haunted martini 51
haunted orange 51
haunted paddle-ball 47
haunted pizza 51
Haunted Sorority House staff guide 347
hawk 271
hawkface potion 219
Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance 780
Haymaker 14
hazmat helmet 1
head mirror 28
headhunter necktie 202
headless sparrow 12
heart cozy 23
heart necklace 244
heart of dark chocolate 1
heart of rock and roll 3
heart of the volcano 53
heart-shaped balloon 24
heart-shaped candy whetstone 250
heat-resistant gloves 404
heat-resistant necktie 608
heat-resistant sheet metal 1,000
heather graham cracker 34
heavy crown 323
heavy D 13,758
heavy duty umbrella 8
heavy hot sauce 1
heavy leather-bound tome 25
heavy metal sonata 196
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 20
heavy necklace chain 5
heavy-duty clipboard 387
heavy-duty Crimbot aerial 1
hedgeturtle 99
Heimandatz's heart 7
Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans 4
Hell and How I Bent It 1
Hell broth 17
hell in a bucket 21
Hell ramen 885
Hellfire Spicy Beans 22
hellion cube 1,851
hellseal claw 4,247
hellseal whisker 2,302
Helm of the Scream Emperor 2
helm of the white knight 5
helmet recipe 105
helmet turtle 697
Helps-You-Sleep 1
Helvella Haemophilia mushroom 1
hemp candy necklace 90
hemp net 731
hemp string 728
henna face paint 681
henna tattoo 309
hep waders 32
herb brownies 96
herbal stuffing 532
herbs 2,271
hermedisiac cologne 13
hermit factoid 379
hermit permit 210
Herring Daiquiri 9
Herring Wallbanger 5
herringcello 713
Herringtini 7
Hersey™ SMOOCH 188
hi-octane carrot juice 37
hibernating robot reindeer 1
hibiscus petal 166
Hide-rox™ cookie 24
hideous egg 25
high-calorie sugar substitute 940
high-end ginger wine 1
high-energy mining laser 73
high-pressure seltzer bottle 250
high-resistance ultrapolymer plating 20
high-speed upgrade 1
high-temperature mining drill 2
high-temperature mining mask 296
high-test fishing line 293
Highest Bitter 11
hill of beans 1,791
Himalayan Hidalgo sauce 42
hippo skin buckler 19
hippo whip 23
hippopotamus kilt 2
hippopotamus pants 5
hippopotamus skin 2,046
hippopotamus skirt 1
hipposkin poncho 11
Hippy Army MPE 1,706
hippy bongo 51
hippy herbal tea 203
hippy medical kit 394
hippy paste 31
hippy protest button 484
hipster cocktail 4
History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX 1
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians 1
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) 1
HOA regulation book 1
HOA zombie eyes 1
hoarded candy wad 945
hobo code binder 1
hobo dungarees 3
hobo fortress blueprints 2
hobo nickel 4,298
hobo paste 28
hobo stogie 3
hockey stick of furious angry rage 1
Hodgman's blanket 47
Hodgman's bow tie 1
Hodgman's cane 1
Hodgman's garbage sticker 1
Hodgman's harmonica 1
Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times 1
Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics 1
Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin 1
Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top 1
Hodgman's lobsterskin pants 1
Hodgman's metal detector 1
Hodgman's varcolac paw 1
holiday cheese log 2
Holiday Fun! 1,006
holiday log 5
holistic headache remedy 979
Hollandaise helmet 394
holly-flavored Hob-O 23
holo-bomber 11
holo-platoon 11
holo-tank 9
holy bomb, batman 2
home robotics kit 800
homemade robot 1
homemade robot gear 1
homeopathic healing powder 7
homeopathic mint tea 12
honey dipper 1
honey mead 1
honey stick 58
honey-dew 80
honey-dipped locust 322
honeybritches 1
honeycap 1
honeypot 2
hopping socks 3
horizontal tango 270
hors d'oeuvre tray 174
Hot 'n' Scarys 347
hot and sour sauce 19
hot ashes 56
hot buttered roll 53
hot button candy 92
hot cluster 1
hot clusterbomb 2
hot coal 481
hot cocoa au beurre 15
hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows 22
hot cross bow 2
hot date 591
hot daub 170
hot daub bun 1
hot daub stand 1
hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa 22
hot egg 6
hot hi mein 500
hot jelly 25
hot katana blade 10,261
hot mint schnocolate 144
hot nuggets 959
hot pink lipstick 19
hot plate 124
hot powder 651
hot spore pod 131
hot stuffing 4
hot wad 955
hot watered rum 1,129
hot wing 28,593
hot-ass club 1
hotel minibar key 1,757
hothammer 2
Hotwire™ brand candy rope 25
house of twigs and spit 1
house-sized mushroom 1
hovering sombrero 6
How to Avoid Scams 496
How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying 1
How to Play Othello 17
huge bowl of candy 44
huge gold coin 238
huge mint leaf 41
huge mosquito proboscis 18
huge pumpkin 120
huge spoon 680
Huggler Radio 1
human musk 5
Humanitini 18
humble pie 12
humming El Vibrato drone 1
Humpty Dumplings 1
Hundred Headed IPA 18
Hunger™ Sauce 15
hungover chauvinist pig 1
hunk of granite 258
hushed puppy 45
hustler shades 415
hyperbolic plasma focuser 2
hyperinflated seal lung 1
hypnodisk 1
hypodermic needle 74
ice baby 1
ice cream sandwich 21
ice harvest 1,305
ice hotel bell 580
ice house 3
Ice Island Long Tea 41
ice pick 1
ice porter 2,355
ice rice 49
ice sickle 1
ice skate decoy 4
ice skate doll 23
ice skates 1
ice stein 23
ice wine 5
Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace 1
Ice-Cold Beer Ring 2
Ice-Cold Beerring 2
ice-cold Cloaca Zero 3,182
ice-cold fotie 1,128
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 3,060
ice-cold six-pack 783
ice-cold Willer 2,682
iceberg lettuce 1
Iceberglar scarf 390
iceberglet 1
iced plum wine 1,900
iced-out bling 27
icicle katana 1
icing poncho 2
icy hairspray 344
icy katana hilt 422
icy mushroom wine 24
icy-hot katana 33
iFlail 1
igloo pie 88
iGoogly 180
Iiti Kitty Gumdrop 844
Iiti Kitty phone charm 334
illegal firecracker 341
illicit fish sauce 1
Illuminati earpiece 326
Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos 1
imaginary lemon 105
imbued seal-blubber candle 1
imitation crab crate 135
imitation crab meat 138
imitation crab zoea 1
imitation nice watch 1
imitation whetstone 4
imitation White Russian 405
immense ballet shoes 1
immense cyborg hand 132
immense free-range mushroom 3
imp air 280
Imp Ale 28,698
imp unity ring 120
imported lemon lozenge 1
improved martini 64
impure gasoline 519
incense bath ball 1
incredible pizza 107
incredibly creepy marionette 9
incredibly dense meat gem 1
indescribably horrible paste 31
industrial frosting 7
industrial lubricant 9
industrial strength anti-fungal spray 11
industrial strength starch 377
inert sludgepuppy 1
infant sandworm 1
infernal fife 3,343
infernal insoles 2,585
infernal snowball 3
infernal toilet brush 7
inflatable baseball bat 1
inflatable duck 26
inflatable LT&T telegraph office 1
infrablack lipstick 251
ingot of seal-iron 2
ingot turtle 8
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 15
initiative shawarma 4
ink bladder 515
inkwell 1,024
inky squid sauce 374
Inndya trading card 4
Inner Strength 93
Inner Truth 99
Inner Wisdom 106
innuendo 9
insane tophat 2
insanely spicy bean burrito 11,077
insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito 2,019
insanely spicy jumping bean burrito 7,356
Instant Karma 24
insulated gold wire 1
insulting hat 1
intact anemone spike 1,037
intact medium-wave antenna 1
interesting clod of dirt 1
interesting-looking twig 94
internet point 9
interrogative elixir 16
Interview With You (a Vampire) 557
intimidating coiffure 5
intricate clockwork big hand 1
intricate clockwork birdhouse 1
intricate clockwork cuckoo 1
intricate clockwork disc 1
intricate clockwork egg 10
intricate clockwork little hand 1
intricate clockwork numeral I 1
intricate clockwork numeral II 1
intricate clockwork numeral III 1
intricate clockwork numeral IV 1
intricate clockwork numeral IX 1
intricate clockwork numeral V 1
intricate clockwork numeral VI 1
intricate clockwork numeral VII 1
intricate clockwork numeral VIII 1
intricate clockwork numeral X 1
intricate clockwork numeral XI 1
intricate clockwork numeral XII 1
intricate music box parts 1
intriguing puzzle box 11
invisibility cream 398
invisibility potion 35
invisible bag 8
invisible potion 264
ion grid 96
ion-pulse modulation stabilizer 79
irate sombrero 273
Irish Coffee, English Heart 16
Iron Beta of Industry 80
iron chain 2
iron dagger 2
iron helmet 10
iron pasta spoon 253
iron torso box 2,171
ironic battle spoon 359
ironic jogging shorts 328
ironic knit cap 24
ironic mint 401
ironic moustache 103
ironic oversized sunglasses 2
irradiated candy cane 142
irradiated pet snacks 36
irradiated turtle 394
irresistibility potion 193
irritability potion 68
iShield 1
Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey 1
Island Hurricane 2
Island Landslide 2
Island Thunderstorm 2
isotophat 1
ittah bittah hookah 1
ivory cue ball 74
jabañero pepper 12,576
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 900
jack flapper 505
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Jack-O-Lantern beer 215
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Jackhammer 24
Jacob's rung 26
jagged scrap metal 204
jagged tooth 403
jalapeño slices 2
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jam band bootleg 500
jamfish jam 231
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janglin' bones 726
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janitor sponge 8
janitor's mop 369
jar full of wind 554
jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade 448
jar of fermented pickle juice 225
jar of frostigkraut 1
jar of psychoses (Jick) 1
jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) 1
jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) 1
jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) 1
jar of psychoses (The Old Man) 1
jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) 1
jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) 1
jar of squeeze 71
jar of swamp gas 171
jar of swamp honey 1,174
Jarlsberg's earring 27
Jarlsberg's key lime 45
Jarlsberg's key lime pie 26
Jarlsberg's pan 1
jaunty feather 204
java cookie 31
jawbruiser 30
Jawmaster 2000™ 4
jazz soap 763
jazzy cigarette holder 267
Jeans of Loathing 1
Jefferson wings 1,231
jellyfish gel 406
Jerks' Health™ Magazine 232
jerky coins 1,184
jet bennie marble 1
jewelry-making pliers 1
jigsaw blade 80
jingle bell 1
jingling spore pod 141
jive turkey leg 352
Jocko Homo's head 5
Jodhpurs of Violence 1
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Jolly Roger charrrm 386
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet 236
joybuzzer 762
jug of "wine" 89
jug of baconstone juice 279
jug of booze 24
jug of Gnomochloric acid 6
jug of hamethyst juice 249
jug of porquoise juice 118
jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo 1
jug-o-magicalness 145
juggling ball 12
Jumbo Dr. Lucifer 20
jumbo olive 779
jumping bean burrito 331
jumping bean taco 111
jumping horseradish 744
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jungle floor wax 148
Jungle Juice 50
Junior LAAAAME merit badge 1
juniper berries 279
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junk food 18
junk trunks 4
junk yard 33
Junk-Bond 34
junk-mail shirt 2
kamicorpse-ee 41
karma shawarma 36
Kashmir sweater 53
keel-haulin' knife 15
Keese berry 19
keg shield 309
kelp 4,069
kelp-holly drape 1
kelp-holly gun 1
Kentucky-fried meat crossbow 3
Kentucky-fried meat staff 1
Kentucky-fried meat sword 20
Kentucky-style derby 9
ketchup 1,075
ketchup hound 572
Kevlar balloon 2
khaki duffel bag 25
kick-ass kicks 429
kickback cookbook 32
kill screen 1
killer rag doll 16
killing feather 525
killing jar 116
king cookie 3
Kiss the Knob apron 14
Kissin' Cousins 16
kite 14
kitty sheet music 2
Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card 1
kiwi 997
kiwi beak 37
kneecapping stick 227
knight cookie 7
knob bugle 145
Knob Göblin lòve potion 93
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 124
Knob Goblin elite helm 383
Knob Goblin elite pants 365
Knob Goblin elite polearm 767
Knob Goblin elite shirt 303
Knob Goblin eyedrops 437
Knob Goblin firecracker 1,047
Knob Goblin harem pants 769
Knob Goblin harem veil 804
Knob Goblin learning pill 255
Knob Goblin love potion 560
Knob Goblin lunchbox 569
Knob Goblin melon baller 197
Knob Goblin Mutagen 453
Knob Goblin nasal spray 350
Knob Goblin pants 2,255
Knob Goblin perfume 475
Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray 516
Knob Goblin scimitar 2,274
Knob Goblin seltzer 506
Knob Goblin sharpening spray 312
Knob Goblin spatula 952
Knob Goblin steroids 1,189
Knob Goblin stink bomb 46
Knob Goblin superseltzer 930
Knob Goblin tongs 1,870
Knob Goblin Uberpants 60
Knob Goblin visor 942
Knob jelly donut 25
knob ka-bobs 1,115
Knob Kitchen grab-bag 9
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knob mushroom wine 49
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Knob pasty 196
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Knob sausage stir-fry 25
Knob shroomkabob 19
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Knob stroganoff 208
Knob stuffed shells 247
knobby helmet turtle 9
knobby kneepads 6
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Knoll mushroom 1,543
knoll mushroom wine 15
Knoll shroomkabob 80
Knoll stir-fry 153
knuckle sandwich 1,092
kobold kibble 584
kobold treasure hoard 1
Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil 2
Kokomo Resort Chip 70
Kokomo Resort Order Pad 75
Kokomo Resort Pass 31
KoL Con 13 T-shirt 278
KoLHS Pep Squad Box 1
Krakrox's Loincloth 8
Krampus Horn 1
Kudzu salad 1
Kudzu slaw 325
kumquartz 63
kumquartz ring 1
kumquat 1,299
kumquat supersucker 54
L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate 1,728
La Fantasma y La Oscuridad 343
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 35
labrador cookie 23
ladle of mystery 13
large box 1,000
large cocoa eggshell fragment 69
large tankard of ale 14
Lars the Cyberian 23
laser-broiled pear 164
latte lovers member's mug 1
lava balaclava 1
lava cake 34
Lava Miner's Daughter 1
lava-proof pants 1,265
LavaCo™ Lamp housing 1
lavalarva 1
Lavalos's shell 134
lavawater 5,025
lavender candy heart 2,148
lavender candygram 2
lavender paisley oyster egg 81
lavender plastic oyster egg 82
lavender polka-dot oyster egg 18
lavender striped oyster egg 16
law-abiding citizen cane 29
lawn dart 17
lawnmower blade 10
Lazenby's Life Lesson 1
Lazybones™ recliner 3
LCD game: Burger Belt 397
LCD game: Food Eater 407
LCD game: Garbage River 432
lead collar 1
lead necklace 308
lead umbrella 2
lead yo-yo 14
Lead Zeta of Chastity 2
leaf 2
leaf of grass 167
leaflet 591
leather bookmark 44
leather chaps 439
leather glove 279
leather mask 2,473
leathery bat skin 1,240
leathery cat skin 189
leathery rat skin 1,099
LED block 39
Lederhosen of the Night 36
leechknife 21
left bear arm 1
left bracket 19
left half of a heart necklace 3
left parenthesis 92
Left-Hand Man action figure 1
leftover canapés 12
leftover chocolate bar 54
leftover Crimbo rations 1
leftover pasty 11
leftovers 168
leftovers of indeterminate origin 328
leftovers sandwich 26
legitimate business on the beach 488
lemon 11,026
lemon meringue pie 245
lemon popsicle 313
lemonade marble 6
Lemonade-235 1
lemonhead caviar 114
lemony scales 32
length of old fuse 71
length of string 45
Lens of Hatred 1
Lens of Violence 1
Leonard's glasses 319
leotarrrd 207
Lepardner 1
leprechaun hatchling 38
less-than-three-shaped box 2
lesser grodulated violet 3,036
Let Me Be! 65
letterman's jacket 6
Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil 360
lewd playing card 24
Li'l Businessman Kit 74
li'l candy corn costume 1
li'l knight costume 1
li'l unicorn costume 4
Liam's mail 32
liar's pants 1
libation of liveliness 498
libertagliatelle 11
Libram of BRICKOs 1
Libram of Candy Heart Summoning 1
Libram of Divine Favors 1
Libram of Love Songs 1
Libram of Pulled Taffy 1
Libram of Resolutions 1
library card 60
License To Kill 1
licorice boa 4
licorice garrote 45
licorice root 253
licorice snake 110
licorice whip 2
lifeless meat doll 1
lihc eye 5,952
lihc eye pie 241
lihc face 1,606
limburger biker boots 80
lime 1,000
lime supersucker 80
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 705
limepatch 50
limp broccoli 1,238
line 216
linguini immondizia bianco 29
linguini of the sea 14
linoleum crossbow 26
linoleum crossbow string 9
linoleum helmet turtle 6
linoleum meat stack 31
linoleum ore 287
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linoleum stick 11
linoleum sword 61
linoleum sword hilt 16
lint 421
lion musk 417
lion oil 768
liquid bread 6
liquid ice 131
liquid ice pack 32
liquid rhinestones 1
liquid shifting time weirdness 68
liquid smoke 142
liquid SONAR 16
literal grasshopper 13
little black book 46
little box of fireworks 1
Little Crimson Book 3
little deuce cape 179
little firkin 28,497
little paper umbrella 20,183
little parachute guy 2
little piece of steel 16
little red .epub file 367
little red book 1
little red jam 385
little round pebble 93
little wooden mannequin 1
live lobster 78
live nautical mine 102
live wire 24
liver and let pie 1,170
liver popsicle 102
livid energy 6
llama lama cria 1
llama lama gong 57
loaded serum blowgun 66
loadstone 106
loaf of alien bread 4
loaf of soda bread 17
loafers 10
loathing eagle baby-doll shirt 5
Loathing Legion double prism 1
Loathing Legion knife 1
Loathing Legion many-purpose hook 1
Loathing Legion moondial 1
Loathing Legion necktie 1
Loathing Legion universal screwdriver 1
Lobos Mints 23
Lobster qua Grill 1
Lockenstock™ sandals 431
Locust 10
logging hatchet 25
logic synthesizer 86
lollipop cufflinks 2
Lollipop Drop 30
lollipop stick 4,752
LOLmec statuette 1
Lolsipop 15
London frog 12
long pork 1,318
long pork casserole 53
long pork chop sandwiches 34
long pork lasagna 80
long skinny balloon 432
long-forgotten necklace 5
long-stemmed rose 1
longhaired hippy wig 17
loose blade 1
loose purse strings 36
loose teeth 11,952
Lord Flameface's cloak 1
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 102
Lord Soggyraven's Slippers 4
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 145
los chinos 305
lost key 227
lotion of coldness 191
lotion of hotness 570
lotion of sleaziness 775
lotion of spookiness 1,233
lotion of stench 907
Louder Than Bomb 4
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 3,229
LOV Echinacea Bouquet 50
LOV Elephant 18
LOV Elixir #3 558
LOV Elixir #6 786
LOV Elixir #9 574
LOV Emotionizer 54
LOV Enamorang 96
LOV Entrance Pass 2
LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate 1,001
love 166
Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them 1
love song of disturbing obsession 417
love song of icy revenge 280
love song of naughty innuendo 156
love song of smoldering passion 257
love song of sugary cuteness 187
love song of vague ambiguity 391
lovecat tail 18
low tide martini 29
low-budget shield 123
lowercase a 5
lowercase N 480
LT&T tattoo kit 1
lucky ball-and-chain 4
lucky bottlecap 159
lucky cat collar 9
lucky cat statue 19
lucky cat's paw 281
lucky Crimbo tiki necklace 1
lucky lighter 19
lucky rabbit's foot 122
lucky rabbitfish fin 80
Lucky Strikes holo-record 13
Lucky Surprise Egg 43
lucky Tam O'Shanter 1
lucky-ish pill 33
Ludovico Pastaco 3
lumbering jack 124
Lumineux Limnio 10
lump of black ichor 121
lump of Brituminous coal 7,925
lump of clay 95
lump of coal 65
lump of diamond 360
lump of goofball ore 166
lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter 1
lump of Saccharine Maple sap 5
Lump-Stacking for Beginners 2
lunar isotope 47,087
lupine appetite hormones 1
lupine sword 66
lustrous oyster egg 73
LWA ring 1
lychee chuhai 21
LyleCo Contractor's Manual 1
lynyrd musk 1,971
lynyrd skin 190
lynyrd skinner toothblack 2,103
lynyrd snare 1,117
lynyrdskin breeches 1
lynyrdskin cap 1
lynyrdskin tunic 1
M-242 315
macaroni duck 6
Mace of the Tortoise 3
machetito 6
macroplane grater 4
mad scientist's sock monkey 8
Mad Train wine 1,480
madius 32
Mae West 149
Mae West with a fly in it 9
mafia aria 900
mafia filofax 453
mafia middle finger ring 2
mafia organizer badge 10
mafia pinky ring 2
mafia pointer finger ring 1
mafia thumb ring 1
mafia wedding ring 1
magenta seashell 1,276
magic dragonfish fry 6
magic lamp 50
magic whistle 1,981
magical baguette 145
magical battery 1
magical ice cube with a fly in it 672
magical ice cubes 10,313
magical mystery juice 84
magical pony: Dusk Shiny 1
magical pony: Pearjack 1
magical pony: Rosey Cake 3
magical pony: Shutterfly 2
magical pony: Spectrum Dash 5
magical pony: Uniquity 2
magical sausage 2,830
magical sausage casing 2,000
magicalness-in-a-can 802
magicberry tablets 1,074
magilaser blastercannon 809
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 267
magnetic field 1
magnetic sculpture kit 208
magnificent oyster egg 41
magnifying glass 31
magnolia blossom 111
magnum of fancy champagne 10
maid head 4
maiden wig 307
Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit 1
makeshift cape 2
makeshift crane 1
makeshift sixgun 1
makeshift skirt 2
makeshift turban 3
malevolent medallion 2
Mallomarbles 41
mama's squeezebox 9
mana curds 105
mana-basted tofurkey leg 2
mana-coated yams 4
mana-fortified cranberry sauce 14
mana-stuffed herbal stuffing 6
mandarina colada 295
mandarina colada with a fly in it 12
Manetwich 51
mangled finger 440
mangled squirrel 10
manly bloomers 5
mannequin leg 2
Mansquito Serum 1
Mansquito's blood 258
Manual of Numberology 1
Manual of Transcendent Olfaction 1
many-eyed glasses 78
map to the Cursed Village 1
map to the Mystic Wood 2
map to the Putrid Swamp 1
map to the Towering Mountains 1
maple leaf 23
maple syrup 1,118
margarita 2,411
mariachi G-string 291
mariachi hat 415
mariachi pants 326
mariachi toothpaste 56
marinara jug 1
marine aquamarine 3
Mariner's Friend cough drops 479
marionette 9
marionette collective 3
Mark I Steam-Hat 1
Mark II Steam-Hat 1
Mark III Steam-Hat 1
Mark IV Steam-Hat 44
Mark of the Bugbear 45
Mark of the Ghost 53
Mark of the Skeleton 51
Mark of the Vampire 43
Mark of the Werewolf 40
Mark of the Zombie 36
Mark V Steam-Hat 28
Marquis de Poivre soda 21
marshmallow 21,126
marshmallow bomb 1
marshmallow flambé 10
marshroom 19
martini 10,144
martiny 60
Marvin's marvelous pill 13
marzipan skull 3,619
mashed potatoes 18
mass of wriggling tentacles 1
massive gemstone 289
Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery 162
massive sitar 31
mauve paisley oyster egg 11
mauve plastic oyster egg 55
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 21
mauve striped oyster egg 20
Maxing, Relaxing 48
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 191
mayfly bait necklace 1
Mayo de Mayo™ mayo 35
mayo pump 1
Mayodiol 1
Mayoflex 1
Mayonex 2
Mayor Ghost's cloak 1
Mayor Ghost's gavel 1
Mayor Ghost's khakis 2
Mayor Ghost's sash 1
Mayor Ghost's scissors 1
Mayor Ghost's toupee 2
Mayostat 1
Mayozapine 1
McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade 653
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 1,002
meadeorite 916
meat cowboy hat 23
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meat engine 8
meat face 1
meat from yesterday 137
meat golem 4
Meat maid 1,098
Meat maid body 46
meat paste 9,033,642
meat shield 1
meat st‰¿bing club 531
meat stack 2,008,484
Meat Tenderizer is Murder 8
meat vortex 1,625
Meat-inflating powder 333
meatcar model 23
Meatcleaver 1
meatloaf helmet 13
meatsmithing guide 84
meatspout staff 6
meaty helmet turtle 2
Mechamelion 1
Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince 3
Medical Pastaco 3
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 138
medium slimy cyst 2
megacopia 19
megatofu 3,875
Meleegra™ pills 759
melon-infused sake 16
melted Jell-o shot 1,044
melty plastic grenade 16
meme generator 12
Memories of Beanslinging 1
Memory Disk, Alpha 2
memory of a C 175
memory of a CA base pair 4
memory of a CG base pair 4
memory of a CT base pair 2
memory of a G 148
memory of a GT base pair 3
memory of a T 34
memory of an A 53
memory of an AG base pair 5
memory of an AT base pair 8
memory of some delicious amino acids 118
menorette 2
mentholated wine 8
menudo 26
menudo ravioli 98
Mer-kin begsign 4
Mer-kin breastplate 19
Mer-kin bunwig 14
Mer-kin cancerstick 36
Mer-kin cheatsheet 67
Mer-kin cookiestove 506
Mer-kin cooljuice 168
Mer-kin darkbook 6
Mer-kin digpick 41
Mer-kin dodgeball 1
Mer-kin dragbelt 17
Mer-kin dragnet 1
Mer-kin eyedrops 28
Mer-kin eyeglasses 26
Mer-kin facecowl 1
Mer-kin fastjuice 445
Mer-kin finpaddle 29
Mer-kin fitbrine 101
Mer-kin foodbucket 2,257
Mer-kin gladiator mask 1
Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece 1
Mer-kin gutgirdle 12
Mer-kin hallpass 14
Mer-kin headguard 2
Mer-kin healscroll 665
Mer-kin hidepaint 273
Mer-kin hookspear 143
Mer-kin killscroll 100
Mer-kin knucklebone 16
Mer-kin lipstick 316
Mer-kin lunchbox 75
Mer-kin mouthsoap 104
Mer-kin paste 38
Mer-kin pinkslip 68
Mer-kin prayerbeads 45
Mer-kin pressureglobe 125
Mer-kin ragejuice 422
Mer-kin rocksalt 9
Mer-kin rollpin 1
Mer-kin roundshield 28
Mer-kin saltmint 72
Mer-kin saltsquid 16
Mer-kin sawdust 29
Mer-kin scholar mask 1
Mer-kin scholar tailpiece 1
Mer-kin smartjuice 266
Mer-kin sneakmask 27
Mer-kin stopwatch 13
Mer-kin strongjuice 288
Mer-kin switchblade 1
Mer-kin takebag 201
Mer-kin thighguard 1
Mer-kin thingpouch 1,478
Mer-kin waistrope 1
Mer-kin weaksauce 416
Mer-kin wordquiz 68
Mer-kin worktea 24
Merc Core challenge coin 1
Merc Core deployment orders 1
Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques 1
Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance 1
mercenary headband 3,399
mercenary pistol 1
mercenary rifle 2
mermaid's purse 89
mesh cap 333
Mesmereyes™ contact lenses 15
metal band T-shirt 49
metal mandible 2
metal meteoroid 1,476
metallic A 1,060
metallic foil bow 1
metallic foil cat ears 2
metallic foil radar dish 1
metandienone 11
Meteoid ice beam 1
meteor shower cap 2
meteorb 2
meteoreo 945
meteorite guard 2
Meteorite-Ade 532
meteortarboard 2
meteorthopedic shoes 2
metrognome 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 218
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 2,373
micronova 2
Microplushie: Bropane 411
Microplushie: Dorkonide 128
Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid 180
Microplushie: Fauxnerditide 90
Microplushie: Gothochondria 340
Microplushie: Hippylase 439
Microplushie: Hipsterine 50
Microplushie: Hobomosome 221
Microplushie: Otakulone 530
Microplushie: Raverdrine 315
Microplushie: Sororitrate 447
microwave stogie 3
mid-level medieval mead 24
Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey 2,553
midget clownfish 3
midriff scrubs 80
milk of magnesium 1,500
Milk Studs 4,340
milky potion 500
mime army camouflage kit 13
mime army challenge coin 2
mime army infiltration glove 1
mime army insignia (cryonics) 1
mime army insignia (espionage) 2
mime army insignia (infantry) 1
mime army insignia (intelligence) 1
mime army insignia (morale) 1
mime army insignia (psychological warfare) 2
mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) 2
mime army insignia (sanitation) 1
mime army rations 14
mime army shotglass 1
mime army superserum 3
mime army wine 6
mime eraser 8
mime pocket probe 1
mime soul fragment 56
mime-proof sunglasses 1
mimeplasm 12
miming beret 2
miming boots 1
miming corduroys 4
miming gloves 2
miming shirt 3
mimosette 142
mince pie 12
mind flayer corpse 2,249
mineapple 1,182
miner's helmet 366
miner's pants 451
Mini-Crimbot crate 1
mini-marshmallow dispenser 3
mini-martini 1,919
mini-Mr. Accessory 1
mini-zeppelin 6
miniature antlers 6
miniature boiler 13
miniature carton of clove cigarettes 9
miniature castagnets 1
miniature coffin 1
miniature deck cannon 1
miniature dormouse 1
miniature espresso maker 3
miniature goose mask 6
miniature life preserver 5
miniature power pill 7
miniature pruning shears 6
miniature stuffed Goth Giant 5
miniature tophat 1
Miniborg beeper 6
Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot 5
Miniborg hiveminder 6
Miniborg laser 6
Miniborg stomper 7
Miniborg strangler 6
MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher 3
minin' dynamite 51
miniscule beatbox 1
Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog 1
Mint Yulep 163
mint-condition magic wand 2
Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow 1
mirrored aviator shades 1
Miserable Pie 20
misfit dolly 2
misfit hobby horse 1
misfit teddy bear 5
Miss Graves' vermouth 1
Missing Eye Simulation Device 438
missing semicolon 1
missing wine 6
Misty Cape 22
Misty Cloak 8
Misty Robe 25
Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas 9
mixed wildflower greens 201
Mob Penguin cellular phone 434
mocking turtle 351
modern picture frame 14
Mohawk wig 405
Mohobo 22
moist barrel 2,436
moist Crimbo spices 433
moist sack 1
moist sailor's cap 41
mojo filter 213
mole molé 12
mole skin notebook 67
molotov cocktail cocktail 633
molten brick 418
molten medallion 2
molten scrap metal 221
Mon Tiki 155
monkey barf 14
monkey wrench 1,194
monomolecular yo-yo 1,260
Monstar energy beverage 1,122
monster bait 4
Monster Manuel 1
monster pants 37
monstrous monocle 1
mood ring 641
moomy dust 520
Moon Pie 1
moon-amber 5
moon-amber necklace 3
moonberry wine cooler 460
Moonds 346
moonglasses 18
Moonshine Mohobo 10
Moonthril Schnapps 1
moose antlers 97
moose chocolate 261
moose thought 559
mooseflank 373
moosemeat pie 32
Moping Artistic Goth Kid 1
Morbidda trading card 3
More Humanitini than Humanitini 8
moreltini 303
Morlock's Mark Bourbon 13
morning dew 3
Mornington crescent roll 101
Morphan 1
Mortimer's nostrum 133
Morto Moreto 10
mostly rat-hide leggings 4
mostly-broken sunglasses 618
mother's little helper 879
mother's secret recipe 33
motivational poster 2
mouldering barrel 162
mountain lion skin 524
Mountain Stream Code Black Alert 142
Mountain Stream gastrique 15
Mountain Stream soda 5,264
mouse skull 380
moustache sock 1
mouth-watering mayolus 6
moveable feast 1
moxie magnet 10
moxie weed 1,473
Mr. Accessory 49
Mr. Accessory Jr. 1
Mr. Balloon 8
Mr. Burnsger 3
Mr. Cheeng's spectacles 666
Mr. Eh? 1
Mr. Haggis 290
Mr. Joe's bangles 189
Mr. Mediocrebar 1,038
Mr. Screege's spectacles 61
Ms. Accessory 1
MSG 86
Mt. McLargeHuge oyster 130
Mu 1
muculent machete 15
muddy pirate hat 14
muddy skirt 2
Mudflap-Girl Earring 4
Mudflap-Girl Necklace 2
Mudflap-Girl Ring 1
muffled muffuletta 33
mugcake 45
mulberry 10
mulled berry wine 9
mulled blood 2
mulled cider 49
mulled hobo wine 83
mullet wig 285
multi-level marzipan 43
mummy costume 506
mummy mask 29
mummy wrapping 1,126
munchies pill 70
murderbot component casing 357
murderbot live wire 2
murderbot mask 1
murderbot memory chip 63
murderbot monofilament 373
murderbot plasma rifle 3
murderbot power cell 358
murderbot shield unit 1
murderbot spring injector 4
murderbot whip 4
Murderer's Punch 167
Murgatroyd diode 1
murky potion 1,000
Muschat 4
muscle oil 227
mushroom fermenting solution 163
mushroom filet 31
mushroom pizza 17,141
mushroom slab 3
mushroom tea 11
mushroom whiskey 1
musk turtle 294
muskox-skin cap 8
Mustardigrade 1
musty moccasins 1
mutant arm 24
mutant cactus bud 1
mutant crown 2
mutant fire ant egg 1
mutant gila monster egg 1
mutant legs 2
mutant rattlesnake egg 1
mutated candy lump 45
My First Art of War 25
My Life of Crime, a Memoir 1
My Own Pen Pal kit 1
Mylar balloon 1
mylar scout drone 102
myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball 1
Mysterious Black Box 302
Mysterious Blue Box 160
mysterious chemical residue 1,054
mysterious chest 1
Mysterious Green Box 211
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mysterious present 5
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mystery lollipop 158
nachos of the night 12
Nadsat berry 14
nail file 564
nailswurst 70
nanite-infested candy cane 1,446
nanite-infested eggnog 1,340
nanite-infested fruitcake 1,416
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 742
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nanorhino credit card 1
Nardz energy beverage 91
nasty desk bell 1
nasty gum 192
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nasty-ass club 1
nasty-smelling moss 1
nastygeist 559
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natto pocky 74
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natural fennel soda 798
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naughty origami kit 1
naughty paper shuriken 1
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ND 8
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neg grog 2
nega-mushroom 72
nega-mushroom wine 2
negative lump 11,996
negotiatin' hammer 557
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Neuromancer 147
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neutron lollipop 74
Neverending Party favor 287
Neverending Party guest pass 1
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New Age hurting crystal 556
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new habit 1
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Newark 62
Newbiesport™ tent 99
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newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp 1
Newman's Own Trousers 4
NG 128
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 8
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nicksilver spurs 1
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Nightmare Fuel 472
Nightstalker perfume 87
ninja carabiner 5
ninja crampons 7
ninja eyeblack 460
ninja fear powder 501
ninja hot pants 2,015
ninja mop 275
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ninja pirate zombie robot head 1
ninja rope 21
ninjammies 1
No Hats as Art 1
Nog-on-the-Cob 2
noir fedora 1
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Non-Euclidean Finance 1
non-Euclidean non-accordion 11
non-stick pugil stick 2
normal barrel 5,543
Northern pemmican 377
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nosy nose ringy ring 3
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note from Clancy 1
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Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 70
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 62
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 87
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 60
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 89
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nothingtini 10
noticeable pumps 694
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novelty tattoo sleeves 11
Now and Earlier 93
Now You're Cooking With Grease 1
noxious gas grenade 2
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nuclear stockpile 1
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nugget of nicksilver 22
nugget of quicksilver 217
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nugget of slicksilver 33
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nugget of thicksilver 34
nugget of ticksilver 4
nugget of wicksilver 32
numberwang 1
nurse's hat 38
Nursine 1
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nutty organic salad 28
O 1,001
O'RLY manual 629
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obsidian nutcracker 1
ocarina of space 449
occult jelly donut 6
ocean motion 2,932
octolus oculus 951
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odd silver coin 25
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off-white plastic oyster egg 166
off-white polka-dot oyster egg 14
off-white striped oyster egg 168
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office-supply crossbow 3
Official Council Aide Pin 1
Official Seal of Dreadsylvania 2
Ogres and Oubliettes™ module 441
Oh, the Humanitini 18
oil cap 4
oil lamp 4
oil of expertise 623
oil of oiliness 240
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oil of slipperiness 2,437
oil of stability 1,018
oil pan 10
oil shell 5
oil slacks 9
oil-filled donut 284
oily boid 16
oily mushroom wine 31
oily paste 23
ointment of the occult 4,087
ojo de pez burrito 255
Okee-Dokee soda 152
Ol' Scratch's ash can 1
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork 1
Ol' Scratch's manacles 1
Ol' Scratch's ol' britches 1
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Ol' Scratch's stove door 1
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 1
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old rosewater cream 357
old school beer pull tab 625
old school calculator watch 677
old school flying disc 17
old school Mafia knicke½æ 75
old soft shoes 3
old sweatpants 424
old-fashioned 205
oldcake 16
olive 4,404
olive lo mein 189
olive stir-fry 238
Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom 7
one glove 335
one piece of bubble gum 35
one pill 1,694
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one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill 9
one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach 1
one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano 1
one-day ticket to The Glaciest 1
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onyx pawn 9
oozenog 57
open sauce 501
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Operation Patriot Shield 1
opium grenade 8
Oppossum 1
optimal spreadsheet 1
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orange and black Crimboween candy 48
orange candy heart 3,127
orange candygram 1
orange glowstick 1
orange leather lanyard 38
orange peel hat 10
orange popsicle 320
orange slime glob 494
orange snowcone 4,538
Orange Star of Sacrifice 2
orange-frosted astral cupcake 608
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Orcish frat-paddle 310
orcish hand lotion 581
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orcish nailing lube 867
orcish rubber 858
orcish stud-finder 109
Order of the Green Thumb Order Form 1
Order of the Silver Wossname 1
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organic potpourri 13
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origami pasties 1
origami riding crop 1
original G 2,604
oriole-feather headdress 2
ornamental sextant 1
ornate ancient cursed chest 16
ornate ancient cursed key 4
ornate picture frame 138
Oscus's dumpster waders 2
Oscus's flypaper pants 1
Oscus's garbage can lid 2
Oscus's pelt 1
Osk'r Chow 414
Othello's dagger 15
Othello's handkerchief 5
Othello's military jacket 14
Ouija Board, Ouija Board 2
out-of-tune biwa 34
Outer Wolf™ cologne 124
outlaw bandana 118
outrageous sombrero 2
oven mitts 60
overcharged El Vibrato power sphere 2
overclocked avian microprocessor 5
overcookie 203
overloaded micro-reactor 1,248
overloaded short-pulse transistor 1
overly-fancy hot cocoa 33
overpowering mushroom wine 5
overpriced "imported" beer 29
oversized fish scaler 52
oversized ice molecule 17
oversized pipe 2,139
oversized pizza cutter 826
oversized skullcap 129
oversized snowflake 44
ovoid leather thing 3,082
oxygenated eggnog helmet 1
oyster basket 30
oyster egg balloon 1
oyster sauce 2
P.B.L.T. 81
pacification grenade 36
Pack of Alice's Army Cards 1,286
Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards 2
pack of chewing gum 17
pack of KWE trading card 78
pack of pogs 696
packet of beer nuts 103
packet of dragon's teeth 1
packet of mayfly bait 1
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packet of pumpkin seeds 1
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packet of winter seeds 1
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PADL Phone 321
page of the Necrohobocon 473
pail 484
Pain Dip 18
painful penne pasta 172
Paint A Vulgar Pitcher 122
paint bomb 182
paint palette 4
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painted turtle 7
painting of a glass of wine 253
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pair of twitching claws 1
paisley spore pod 384
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palm-frond cloak 14
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palm-frond net 10
palm-frond toupee 20
palm-frond whip 4
Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster 16
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Pantaloons of Hatred 1
pantogram 1
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pants of the Slug Lord 72
panty raider camouflage 177
papaya 796
papaya sling 379
papaya slung 3,530
papaya taco 542
paper-plate-mail pants 7
paperclip 435
paperclip cape 2
paperclip pants 1
paperclip sproinger 1
paperclip turban 1
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papier-mâché bowl 1
papier-mâché glob 5
papier-mâché handle 1
papier-mâché plaque 1
papier-mâché toothpicks 1
papier-mâché trophy piñata 1
papier-mâchéte 1
papier-mâchaeranthera 1
papier-mâchine gun 1
papier-mâchuridars 1
papier-masque 1
papier-mitre 1
papier-mochi 1
papotion of papower 418
Para-Pop 33
paranormal ricotta 194
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parasitic headgnawer 2
parasitic strangleworm 1
parasitic tentacles 1
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party beer bomb 26
party crasher 1
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party mouse hat 24
party platter for one 7
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party whip 1
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passable elf mask 97
pasta spoon 513
Pasta Spoon of Peril 1
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pat of butter 1,082
pat-a-cake pendant 64
patch of extra-warm fur 22
patchouli incense stick 580
patchouli oil bomb 50
patent aggression tonic 87
patent alacrity tonic 167
patent antipsychotics 65
patent avarice tonic 123
patent invisibility tonic 92
patent leather shoes 87
patent preventative tonic 186
patent sallowness tonic 86
pawn cookie 41
PB&BP 34
PB&J with the crusts cut off 2,774
peace accordion 7
peace-sign necklace 7
peach 224
peach lozenge 526
peach pie 534
Peaclock 1
peanut brittle shield 110
peanut sauce 12
pear 115
pear lozenge 589
pear supersucker 68
pear tart 291
pearidot 219
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pearlescent oyster egg 57
pebblebräu 2
pec oil 899
pecan pie 20
Pecos Dave's sixgun 6
Peek-a-Boo! 1
PEEZ dispenser 3,654
pencil kunai 61
pencil stub 107
Pendant of Fire 2
Pendant of Gargalesis 3
Pener's drumstick 163
penguin focaccia bread 338
penguin paste 9
penguin shorts 13
penguin skin 1,275
penguin skin buckler 15
penguin thesaurus 278
penguin whip 17
penguin-smacking club 4
penguinskin mini-kilt 7
penguinskin mini-skirt 5
pentacorn hat 5
pentagram bandana 1,181
pentatonic accordion 17
Penultimate Fantasy chest 1,833
peppermint crook 7
peppermint eel sauce 1,203
peppermint harpoon gun 1
peppermint parasol 5
peppermint patty 26
peppermint rhino baby 2
peppermint spine 1
peppermint sprig 4
peppermint sprout 7
peppermint tailings 621
peppermint twist 1
percent sign 56
perfect cosmopolitan 200
perfect dark and stormy 434
perfect ice cube 1,925
perfect mimosa 406
perfect negroni 360
perfect old-fashioned 538
perfect paloma 445
perfectly fair coin 1
perfectly ordinary frog 1
perforated battle paddle 182
perfume of prejudice 703
perfume-soaked bandana 519
perl necklace 33
pernicious cudgel 1
perpendicular guano 309
perpendicular hula 148
perpendicular hula with a fly in it 4
personal graffiti kit 28
personal massager 2,293
personalizable gingerbread cookie 264
personalized birthday cake 23
personalized coffee mug 3,665
pestoblade 33
pestopiary 646
pet anemone 3
pet bad vibe 1
pet rock 73
pet rock "Groucho" disguise 712
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 746
Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog 1
petit 4.1 28
petit fortran 36
petrified noodles 56,592
petrified wood 199
pewter claymore 50
ph balancer 332
phase-tuned shield generator belt 1
phat turquoise bead 534
phat turquoise bracelet 44
phial of coldness 1
phial of hotness 1
phial of sleaziness 5
phial of spookiness 1
phial of stench 2
Phil Collins 40
philosopher's scone 203
philter of phorce 500
phish stick 17
Phlegethon 11
phonics down 7,109
photoprotoneutron torpedo 2,100
physiostim pill 245
Pick-O-Matic lockpicks 26
pickelhaube 42
pickle-flavored chewing gum 791
pickled egg 35
pickled grasshopper 326
pickpocket protector 354
picky tweezers 1
picture of a dead guy's girlfriend 17
picture of you 1
Piddles 263
pie crust 252
pie man was not meant to eat 538
piece of after eight 269
piece of coral 59
piece of driftwood 12
piece of wedding cake 1,071
piercing post 509
pig-iron bracers 4
pig-iron helm 4
pig-iron shinguards 2
pigeon egg 308
piggy tattoo 252
Pigsticker of Violence 1
pile of candy 504
pile of dirt 86
pile of dungeon junk 1
pile of dusty animal bones 374
pile of gold coins 30
pile of jumping beans 321
pile of loose snow 2
pile of sand 1
pile of useless robot parts 4
pilgrim shield 1
pill cup 702
pillow shell 6
Pillowbug 1
pimpin' meat hat 5
Pimpsqueak 1
pin-stripe slacks 26
pine cone 2
pine cone necklace 1
pine tar 302
Pine-Fresh air freshener 187
pineapple slab 94
pink candy heart 867
pink candygram 2
pink clay bead 846
pink glowstick 4
Pink Heart of Spirit 1
pink pinkslip slip 2
pink plastic baby 65
pink pony 503
pink slime 108
pink-belly slapper 25
pink-frosted astral cupcake 81
pint of sweat 31
pipe wrench 14
piping organ pie 118
piracetam 1
piranha pollen 3
pirate brochure 431
pirate cream pie 537
pirate pamphlet 701
pirate paste 45
pirate pelvis 231
pirate radio ring 1
pirate shaving cream 1
pirate shirt 78
pirate skull 6
pirate tract 453
pirate zombie head 1
pirate zombie robot head 1
PirateRealm guest pass 1
piratical blunderbuss 1
piscatini 4
pitchfork 278
pitted sheet metal 1,134
pixel banana 15
pixel beer 136
pixel boomerang 16
pixel chain whip 1
pixel coin 269
pixel cross 1,146
pixel daiquiri 233
pixel energy tank 5
pixel grappling hook 5
pixel hat 40
pixel holy water 1,935
pixel lemon 65
pixel morning star 1
pixel orb 1
pixel pants 11
pixel pill 2
pixel power cell 235
pixel shield 292
pixel star 6
pixel stopwatch 3
pixel sword 38
pixel whip 5
pixellated candy heart 1,270
pixellated moneybag 37
pixie axie 2
Plague of Locusts 12
plague pie 330
plaid bandage 2
plaid cowboy hat 95
plaid pocket square 13
plaid skirt 3
plaid swatch 34
plain bagel 226
plain brown wrapper 1
plain old beer 644
plain paper hat 1
plain pizza 2,077
plain snowcone 414
plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe 1
plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask 1
plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards 1
plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt 1
plastic bazooka 1
plastic bib 2
plastic Crimbo reindeer 2
plastic cup of beer 53
plastic cup of flat beer 1
plastic doll arms 157
plastic doll legs 56
plastic guitar 235
plastic ingot 75
plastic Jefferson wings 1,060
plastic nightmare troll 330
plastic nunchaku 421
plastic passion fruit 122
plastic pirate hat 3
plastic pumpkin bucket 1
plastic spider ring 1
plate of Frigid Northern Beans 1
plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans 164
plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans 2
plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas 132
plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans 1
plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans 1
plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans 128
plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans 3
plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad 5
plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas 45
PlexiPips 53
plot hole 2,867
plum 3,669
plum lozenge 1,168
plum wine 91
plumber's lunch 15
plump free-range mushroom 1
plump juicy grub 41
plunge-leg 727
plus one 2
plush alielf 1
plush alien hamsterpus 1
plush dogcat 1
plush ferrelf 1
plush hamsterpus 1
plush mutated alielephant 2
plush mutated alielf 1
plush sea serpent 1
Pneumo bar 67
pocket ace 57
pocket lint (blue) 2
pocket lint (green) 2
pocket lint (orange) 2
pocket lint (white) 4
pocket maze 2
Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) 1
Pocket Professor memory chip 1
Pocket Square of Loathing 2
pocket theremin 96
pocket wish 54
pocketwatch on a chain 46
pog #01 (spider) 7
pog #02 (Knob goblin) 3,489
pog #03 (warwelf) 24
pog #04 (skleleton) 10
pog #05 (ninja snowman) 22
pog #06 (filthy hippy) 12
pog #07 (orcish frat boy) 4
pog #08 (hellion) 6
pog #09 (pirate) 9
pog #10 (hobo) 76
pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) 9
pogo stick 1
pointed stick 152
pointy mushroom 134
pointy mushroom wine 8
pointy red hat 22
Poison Oak trading card 1
poison pen 68
poisonous caviar 25
Poké-Gro fertilizer 26
Pokëmann band-aid 703
Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip 22
Pokëmann figurine: Duck 11
Pokëmann figurine: Frank 6
Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump 14
Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking 8
Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan 17
Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap 21
Pokëmann figurine: Moog 9
Pokëmann figurine: Nothing 13
Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu 17
Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth 7
Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf 17
Pokëmann figurine: Twitter 19
Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite 16
Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth 20
poker face paint 72
polished moon-amber 5
Polka Pop 182
polka-dot bow tie 17
polo trophy 3
poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 214
polyalloy shield 57
polyeaster egg 3
Polysniff Perfume 485
pompadour'd puppy 1
poncho de azucar 1
ponytail clip 1,176
poodle skirt 10
pool cue 198
pool of liquid metal 45
pool torpedo 598
Pop Art: a Guide 1
popcorn 270
poppy 988
popsicle stick 783
popular tart 663
porcelain candy dish 3
Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans 27
pork elf goodies sack 95
porkpocket 405
porquoise 324
porquoise bracelet 1
porquoise eyebrow ring 3
porquoise necklace 7
porquoise ring 5
porquoise-handled sixgun 1
portable cassette player 494
portable corkscrew 2
portable dam 2
portable Mayo Clinic 1
portable motorcycle 2
portable Othello set 1
portable photocopier 54
portable Spacegate 1
portable table 272
portable wall 108
possessed sugar cube 20
possessed tomato 41
possessed top 201
possibility potion 64
post-holiday sale coupon 305
potato masher 3
potato pistol 4
potato sprout 30
potent potion of potency 455
potion of animal rage 17
potion of potency 584
potion of punctual companionship 25
potion of spiritual gunkifying 1
potion of temporary gr8ness 100
potion of the captain's hammer 5
potion of the field gar 13
potion of the litterbox 7
potion of X-ray vision 3
potted cactus 11
potted fern 6
pottery barn owl figurine 1
pottery club 2
pottery hat 2
pottery shield 1
pottery training pants 1
pottery yo-yo 1
poultrygeist 35
poutine 1,248
poutine pole 4
powdered candy sushi set 51
powdered dice 1
powdered donut 99
powdered gold 79
powdered madness 22
powdered organs 349
powdered oxygen 1
powdered powdered sugar 16
powdered sealbone 1
powdered toad horn 1
powdered wig 29
power pill 263
power sock 8
Power-Guy 2000 holo-record 40
pr0n cocktail 26
pr0n legs 2,478
pr0n m4nic0tti 126
pr0n stir-fry 137
pr0n taco 21
precious piercing post 13
pregnant gloomy black mushroom 1
pregnant mushroom 27
prehistoric spear 63
Prelude of Precision 5
premium malt liquor 433
prescription noodles 6
prescription teeth whitener 1
press-on ribs 315
pressurized potion of perception 229
pressurized potion of perspicacity 214
pressurized potion of pneumaticity 6
pressurized potion of possessiveness 1
pressurized potion of proficiency 250
pressurized potion of puissance 187
pressurized potion of pulchritude 195
pretty bouquet 261
pretty flower 2,420
pretty pink bow 5
Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit 10
priceless diamond 72
primitive alien blowgun 1
primitive alien booze 11
primitive alien loincloth 1
primitive alien mask 2
primitive alien medicine 1
primitive alien necklace 1
primitive alien salad 4
primitive alien spear 1
primitive alien totem 1
primitive candy cane 16
Princess Rutabaga trading card 3
print screen button 4
prismatic wad 335
pristine fish scale 57
pristine piranha seed 2
pristine walrus tusk 2
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 45
probability potion 12,597
procrastination potion 4,981
Professor What T-Shirt 37
programmable turtle 333
projectile icemaker 13
propeller beanie 1
prosthetic forehead 74
protection stick 390
Protects-Your-Junk 1
protein paste 49
prototype stimulant 57
Prunets 202
prussian cathouse 1,139
prussian cathouse with a fly in it 9
psychedelic bubble wand 1
psychic's amulet 1
psychic's circlet 1
psychic's crystal ball 1
psychic's pslacks 2
Psycho From The Heat 1
psycho sweater 6
psychoanalytic jar 17
psychokinetic energy blob 3,155
Psychotic Train wine 1,187
pteruges 3
puce paisley oyster egg 22
puce plastic oyster egg 81
puce polka-dot oyster egg 11
puce striped oyster egg 14
puff of smoke 15
pufferfish spine 213
Puffstone cigar 1
pulled blue taffy 482
pulled green taffy 509
pulled indigo taffy 259
pulled orange taffy 609
pulled porquoise earring 2
pulled porquoise pendant 5
pulled porquoise ring 3
pulled red taffy 352
pulled violet taffy 300
pulled yellow taffy 94
pulsing flesh 88
pump-up high-tops 2
pumpkin 180
pumpkin beer 309
pumpkin bomb 48
pumpkin juice 230
pumpkin pie 40
pumpkinhead mask 75
punch-drunk punch 210
Punching Potion 66
Punchplanter 11
punk patch 355
punk rock jacket 100
Purple Beast energy drink 1,702
purple clay bead 156
purple corpsel 31
purple glowstick 1
Purple Horseshoe of Honor 1
purple pixel pie 434
purple prose pen 91
purple snowcone 7,056
purple-frosted astral cupcake 300
purpleheart logs 1
Putrid Pendant 3
putty coat 1
PVC staff 3
pygmy adder oil 564
pygmy blowgun 374
pygmy briefs 57
pygmy concertinette 11
pygmy dart 379
pygmy nose-bone 296
pygmy papers 467
pygmy phone number 458
pygmy pygment 1,133
pygmy spear 160
pygmy witchhazel 384
Quaatorade™ 9
quadroculars 1
quake of arrows 3
quantum disintegrator pistol 1
quantum nanopolymer spider web 18
quantum polarity inducer 47
quantum taco 410
quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments 15
queen cookie 105
question juice 295
questionable taco 4
Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 38
quicksilver ring 1
quicksilver spurs 1
quirky accordion 17
Rümpelstiltz 2
R'lyeh 62
rabbit punch 24
Racisto Ruidoso 14
rack of dinosaur ribs 6
Rad Lib 15,112
Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.) 1
Rad-Pro (1 oz.) 19
Radberry Rip wine cooler 40
radiation-resistant helmet 85
radiator heater shield 16
radio button candy 1
radioactive chew toy 2
radioactive spider venom 361
radium-flavored potato chips 3,881
raffle prize box 1
rag doll 12
Raggedy Hippy doll 2
rainbow bomb 2
rainbow crossbow 2
rainbow jellybean 83
rainbow sauce 3
rainbow tie 2
raisin 26
Ralph IX cognac 10
ram horns 853
ram stick 756
Ram's Face Lager 3,783
ram-battering staff 21
ramekin of space nuts 1
raspberry 161
raspberry beret 2
rat appendix 2,453
rat appendix kabob 113
rat appendix stir-fry 101
rat carcass 76
rat head balloon 6
rat scrapple 128
rat tooth polish 2
ratarang 7
ratgut 219
ratini 773
ratskin belt 6
rattail whip 8
rattler gland 210
rattler rattle 580
rattlesnake enrager 2
Rattlin' Chains 21
ratty knitted cap 1,165
rave whistle 254
ravenous eye 257
ravioli della hippy 391
ravioli hat 700
raw bread 228
raw cranberry sauce 237
raw gravy 219
raw green beans 213
raw mincemeat 503
raw potato 934
raw stuffing 357
raw sweet potato 1,122
raw turkey 1,127
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Really Expensive Jewelry and You 2
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spooky mushroom 2,176
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Spooky Putty leotard 1
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spooky rattling cigar box 1
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spoonful of Linguine-Os 20
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sprocket 920
sprocket assembly 16
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square CRIMBCOOKIE 21
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Staff of Queso Escusado 1
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Staff of the Cozy Fish 1
Staff of the Electric Range 1
Staff of the Grand Flambé 1
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Staff of the Greasefire 1
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Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron 1
Staff of the Woodfire 1
stained hard candy 9
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stainless steel slacks 1
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stale cheer wine 162
stale Cheer-E-Os 211
stalk of asparagus 1,269
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staph of homophones 6
stapler bear 8
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Steal This Candy 510
stealth bomber 8
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Steam Card: Meteoid (#1) 28
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stench cluster 7
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stench jelly 12
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stench powder 472
stench wad 3,162
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Stephen's secret formula 83
stepmom's booze 185
sterno-flavored Hob-O 409
stick 20
stick of "gum" 32
stick of dynamite 657
stick of firewood 790
stick-on eyebrow piercing 3,571
stick-on gnome beard 217
stick-on mini solar panels 1
stick-on-a-string 105
sticky gloves 30
sticky hand whip 418
sticky lava globs 17,577
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stuffed cocoabo 809
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stuffed dodo 3
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stuffed frozen gravy fairy 837
stuffed ghuol whelp 33
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stuffed hand turkey 841
stuffed Hodgman 6
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stuffed martini 21
stuffed Meat 408
stuffed mind flayer 785
stuffed mink 394
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stuffed monocle 375
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stuffed sleazy gravy fairy 868
stuffed snowy owl 616
stuffed spooky gravy fairy 828
stuffed spooky mushroom 151
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stuffed teddy butler 661
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stuffing 56
stuffing fluffer 4
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stylish swimsuit 568
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styrofoam ore 400
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sub-molecular interocitor 1
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sucker kabuto 1
sucker scaffold 282
sucker tachi 3
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Suffering Sinner 13
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sugar bunny 5
sugar chapeau 5
sugar cherry 162
Sugar Cog 255
sugar fairy 11
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sugar shorts 5
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suggestive strozzapreti 52
Summer Nights 30
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suntan lotion of moxiousness 464
Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword 5
super ka-bob 81
Super Magic Power Sword X 19
super salad 173
Super Weight-Gain 9000 10
super-absorbent tarp 19
super-size brogurt 8
super-spiky hair gel 13,737
super-strong air freshener 15
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super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) 603
superamplified boom box 281
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support cummerbund 263
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Swedish massage fish 113
sweet mochi ball 291
sweet ninja sword 191
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sweet rims 1,335
sweet roll Alabama 1,396
Sweet Sword 20
sweet tooth 2
sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 18
sweetened reindeer fat 199
swirling mushroom wine 9
swirly potion 6,000
Swizzler 1,110
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Sword of Dark Omens 1
Sword of Procedural Generation 1
sword of static 41
Sword of the Brouhaha Prince 2
swordzall 19
syncopated turtle 2
synthetic dog hair pill 12
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synthetic stuffing 40
TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ 1
T.U.R.D.S. Key 139
t8r tots 7,482
Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco 1
Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce! 7
Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco 3
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro 1,051
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita 620
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier 3
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco 757
taco shell 1,815
tail o' nine cats 7
tailbone shield 4
tainted icing 62
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tainted seal's blood 1
Take Eleven Bar 359
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tap shoes 109
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tarnished luggage key 5
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tarrrnished charrrm bracelet 5
tasket 7
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Tasty Fun Good rice candy 6,142
tasty louse 64
tasty tart 717
tattered paper crown 5
tattered scrap of paper 1,795
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tea for one 1,572
Tea, Earl Grey, Hot 3
Tears of the Quiet Healer 411
teddy bear 7
teddy bear sewing kit 6
teddy borg 8
teddy borg sewing kit 2
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Temps Tempranillo 14
tempura air 2
tempura avocado 26
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tempura carrot 14
tempura cauliflower 15
tempura cucumber 17
tempura green and red bean 1
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ten-leaf clover 245
tenderizing hammer 118
tennis ball 468
teqiwila 31
teqiwila slammer 357
tequila grenade 745
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Tequiz Navidad 133
terra panna cotta 31
terrible poem 97
Tesla's Electroplated Beans 4
Texas tea 485
thanksgiving turkey 8
That 70s Cologne 1
that gum you like 499
The Art of Slapfighting 21
The Author's ink 1
The Author's inkwell 205
The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones 22
The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 1
The Big Book of Communism 2
The Big Book of Communism (used) 1
The Big Book of Pirate Insults 308
The Bomb 8
The Chill of the Wild 1
The Confiscator's Grimoire 1
The Cooler Out of Space 60
The Emperor's dry cleaning 398
The Emperor's new cookie 41
The Emperor's new hat 1
The Emperor's new pants 2
The Emperor's new shirt 1
the finger 4
The Firegate Tapes 1
The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide 4
the funk 161
The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook 4
The Grand Poo-Bah trading card 1
The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object 2
The Jokester's gun 2
The Jokester's pants 14
The Jokester's wig 21
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 2
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 2
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 3
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 3
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 3
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 7
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) 1
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the kindest cold cut 296
The Landscaper's leafblower 3
The Legendary Beat 1
The Lost Comb 1
The Lost Glasses 15
The Lost Pill Bottle 9
The Lot's engagement ring 3
The Mad Liquor 1
The Mariachi's guitar case 39
the most dangerous bait 2,352
The Necbromancer's Hat 1
The Necbromancer's Shorts 1
The Necbromancer's Stein 1
The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff 1
The Necbronomicon 9
The Necbronomicon (used) 1
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 2
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 2
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 2
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 2
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 2
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 2
The One Mood Ring 3
The Pigs holo-record 50
The Plumber's mushroom stew 1
The Ring 3
The Sagittarian's leisure pants 1
The Six-Pack of Pain 29
The Smith's Tome 1
The Snake trading card 2
The Snitch's Manifesto 6
The Spirit of Crimbo 1
The Spirit of Giving 6
The Spirit of Giving (used) 1
The Sword in the Steak 1
The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants 7
The Western Look 1
theoretical string 96
thermos full of Knob coffee 259
thermos of brew 19
They liver 21
They liver popsicle 12
They'll Love You In Rhinestones 1
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Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy 25
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Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts 1
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Third Eye 1
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This Charming Flan 81
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Thriller Ice 16
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Thwaitgold bookworm statuette 3
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tin cup of mulligan stew 62
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tiny barrel 58
tiny bindle 1
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tiny die-cast blade a-spinning 3
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tiny die-cast middle-management elf 10
tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf 7
tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg 4
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tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer 9
tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf 8
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tiny die-cast Swiss hen 6
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tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo 5
tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign 12
tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer 7
tiny do-rag 1
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tiny house 6,723
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tiny makeup kit 1
tiny maracas 5
tiny Mountie hat 2
tiny ninja sword 74
tiny nose-bone fetish 1
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tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf 16
tiny plastic abominable fudgeman 9
tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo 8
tiny plastic accordion thief 42
tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart 9
tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear 4
tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll 2
tiny plastic angry bugbear 47
tiny plastic angry goat 133
tiny plastic angry space marine 2
tiny plastic angry vikings 8
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tiny plastic animelf 9
tiny plastic apathetic lizardman 29
tiny plastic astronomer 27
tiny plastic Axe Wound 28
tiny plastic baby gravy fairy 137
tiny plastic bad vibe 7
tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth 30
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tiny plastic batbugbear 2
tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type 4
tiny plastic beanbat 20
tiny plastic bee swarm 3
tiny plastic beebee gunners 2
tiny plastic Beebee King 4
tiny plastic beebee queue 3
tiny plastic Beelzebozo 13
tiny plastic Best Game Ever 3
tiny plastic Big Candy 11
tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar 5
tiny plastic Black Knight 19
tiny plastic black ops bugbear 2
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tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball 139
tiny plastic blooper 16
tiny plastic Bonerdagon 10
tiny plastic Boris 1
tiny plastic Boss Bat 18
tiny plastic brainsweeper 23
tiny plastic briefcase bat 21
tiny plastic bugaboo 2
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tiny plastic Café Elf 9
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tiny plastic cavebugbear 2
tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter 15
tiny plastic Cheshire bat 132
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tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite 9
tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel 3
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tiny plastic coffee pixie 117
tiny plastic colollilossus 9
tiny plastic conservationist hippy 53
tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ 10
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tiny plastic Crimbo Casino 2
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tiny plastic Crimbomination 2
tiny plastic Crimborgatron 4
tiny plastic Crimbot 9
tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram 8
tiny plastic cubist bull 26
tiny plastic demoninja 22
tiny plastic disco bandit 54
tiny plastic Dolph Bossin 8
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tiny plastic Ed the Undying 1
tiny plastic exo-suited miner 9
tiny plastic fat stack of cash 9
tiny plastic Father McGruber 2
tiny plastic fax machine 10
tiny plastic Felonia 18
tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus 24
tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker 20
tiny plastic fire servant 1
tiny plastic fluffy bunny 26
tiny plastic four-shadowed mime 1
tiny plastic fruit golem 26
tiny plastic Fudge Wizard 10
tiny plastic fuzzy dice 148
tiny plastic G Imp 21
tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej 3
tiny plastic Gary Claybender 2
tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick 131
tiny plastic ghuol whelp 164
tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers 25
tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire 4
tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser 24
tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester 21
tiny plastic golden gundam 304
tiny plastic GORM-8 9
tiny plastic goth giant 17
tiny plastic grue 31
tiny plastic handsome mariachi 25
tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist 5
tiny plastic Hellion 22
tiny plastic hermit 7
tiny plastic hobo elf 13
tiny plastic howling balloon monkey 141
tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear 11
tiny plastic Iiti Kitty 11
tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker 3
tiny plastic Jarlsberg 1
tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. 10
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tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter 25
tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl 28
tiny plastic Knob Goblin King 13
tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist 26
tiny plastic Knott Yeti 17
tiny plastic Knows About Chakras 7
tiny plastic Krampus 7
tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box 36
tiny plastic leprechaun 135
tiny plastic levitating potato 118
tiny plastic lobsterfrogman 29
tiny plastic Lord Flameface 1
tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven 1
tiny plastic MechaElf 9
tiny plastic Mer-kin baker 8
tiny plastic mime executive 8
tiny plastic mime functionary 8
tiny plastic mime scientist 8
tiny plastic mime soldier 9
tiny plastic Mirth 9
tiny plastic Mob Penguin 9
tiny plastic moneybee 2
tiny plastic mosquito 162
tiny plastic Mr. Mination 10
tiny plastic multi-level marketer 10
tiny plastic mumblebee 3
tiny plastic mutant elf 1
tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress 1
tiny plastic ninja snowman 18
tiny plastic Norville Rogers 4
tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy 19
tiny plastic orphan 8
tiny plastic pastamancer 54
tiny plastic peacannon 2
tiny plastic Penny 10
tiny plastic Professor What 1
tiny plastic Protagonist 31
tiny plastic protector spectre 1
tiny plastic Queen Bee 1
tiny plastic reindeer 9
tiny plastic Rene C. Corman 20
tiny plastic Rudolph the Red 3
tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime 148
tiny plastic sauceror 57
tiny plastic scary clown 24
tiny plastic Scott the Miner 2
tiny plastic Scream Queen 10
tiny plastic sea elf 9
tiny plastic seal clubber 60
tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit 9
tiny plastic senile lihc 26
tiny plastic skeletal reindeer 4
tiny plastic smarmy pirate 28
tiny plastic Sneaky Pete 1
tiny plastic Spam Witch 13
tiny plastic spiderbugbear 1
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tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton 130
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tiny plastic Spunky Princess 21
tiny plastic stab bat 158
tiny plastic star starfish 85
tiny plastic stocking mimic 3
tiny plastic strand of DNA 9
tiny plastic Susie 1
tiny plastic sweet nutcracker 43
tiny plastic taco cat 18
tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf 9
tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf 2
tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski 13
tiny plastic the Free Man 3
tiny plastic The Man 12
tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare 9
tiny plastic topiary golem 27
tiny plastic Toybot 9
tiny plastic trollipop 9
tiny plastic Trouser Snake 23
tiny plastic turtle tamer 77
tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo 22
tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku 10
tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni 31
tiny plastic warbear 9
tiny plastic warbear fortress 10
tiny plastic warwelf 19
tiny plastic whitesnake 21
tiny plastic wild beaver 9
tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer 3
tiny plastic XXX pr0n 18
tiny plastic Your Brain 7
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tiny plastic zmobie 30
tiny prop sword 1
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tiny slimy cyst 17
tiny sombrero 1
tiny top hat and cane 5
tip jar 102
tires 619
tisket 2
titanium assault umbrella 1,011
To Build an Igloo 1
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toast with cold jelly 52
toast with hot jelly 12
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toast with sleaze jelly 20
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tofu taco 12
tofu wonton 62
tofurkey gravy 699
tofurkey leg 661
tofurkey nugget 15
Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste 594
tomato 4,096
tomato daiquiri 1,139
tomato juice of powerful power 1,353
tomato soup poster 255
tomb ratchet 86
tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie 14
Tome of Clip Art 1
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Trivial Avocations Card: What? 4,144
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Trivial Avocations Card: Who? 4,050
troll britches 35
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Tropical Crimbo Sword 1
tropical island souvenir crate 64
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true grit 453
Truthsayer 1
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Twelve Night Energy 3
twice-haunted screwdriver 3
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ultracalcium 2
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Uncle Romulus 14
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uncooked chorizo 669
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Vivian's Vitamin 4
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wang 41
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warbear rejuvenation potion 4
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warbear sequential gaiety distribution system 28
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warbear whosit 994
warehouse clerk's glasses 334
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warm war shawarma 6
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water log 3
water pipe bomb 2,225
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water wings for babies 392
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watered-down Red Minotaur 558
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Way More Tears™ pepper spray 2,344
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Wendtigo 1
weremoose spit 518
Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence 1
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Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud 2
Wet Russian 17
wet stew 2
wet venom duct 31
whalebone corset 312
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whatsit-covered turtle shell 5
wheel 23
Whenchamacallit bar 173
whimpering willow bark 124
whip kit 207
whisker pencil 364
whiskey and cola 139
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whiskey in a broken glass 476
whiskey sour 2,762
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white blood cells 384
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white chocolate chips 897
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white page 65
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willowy bonnet 1
willyweed 412
wind-up chattering teeth 765
wind-up ensign 857
wind-up meatcar 1,428
wind-up navigation droid 1,168
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wind-up vampire teeth 256
wind-up Whatsian robot 141
windchimes 316
windicle 12
wine spritzer 2,538
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wintergreen-flavored potato chips 4,018
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woimbook 2
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wolf mask 1,289
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Wolfman Nardz 71
wolfskull mask 2
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wooden axe 403
wooden block 71
wooden figurine 239
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worksite credentials 2
Workytime Tea 9
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world's most unappetizing beverage 1
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wreath of laurels 16
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wriggling severed nose 7
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wriggling worm 97
wristwatch of the white knight 3
writhing drippy candy bar 2
Wrotz 2
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wussiness potion 11,334
X 1,001
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x-ray mirror 294
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Xiblaxian 5D printer 2
Xiblaxian alloy 170
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Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest 1
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Xiblaxian polymer 490
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yam candy 16
Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick 562
ye olde golde frontes 15
Ye Olde Meade 196
Ye Olde Medieval Insult 431
Ye Olde Navy Fleece 13
Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher 3,000
Yeg's Motel alarm clock 1
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Yeg's Motel disposable razor 1
Yeg's Motel hand soap 1
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Yeg's Motel sewing kit 1
Yeg's Motel stationery 1
Yeg's Motel toothbrush 1
yellow brick road 391
yellow candy heart 3,008
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yellow drunki-bear 329
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yellow gummi ingot 1,716
yellow matter custard 4
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yellow paisley oyster egg 116
yellow pixel 447
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yellow plastic oyster egg 27
yellow polka-dot oyster egg 74
yellow rocket 12
yellow seashell 1,066
yellow snowcone 771
yellow striped oyster egg 109
yeti fur 5,825
yield shield 1
yo 33
yo-yo 1,483
yohohoyo 379
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Yorick 1
Young Man's Cargo Load 2
Young Man's Crew Sequester 1
your own black heart 3
yule gruel 1,029
yule pup 2
yuletide troll chrysalis 1
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yummy death watch beetle 15
Yummy Tummy bean 3,405
Z-Bone steak 93
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Zim Merman's guitar 18
Zinc Delta of Tranquility 1
zmobie 528
zombie 45
zombie accordion 1
zombie dinosaur egg 1
zombie hollandaise 371
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Zombo's grievous greaves 1
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Zombo's shoulder blade 1
Zombo's skull ring 1
Zombo's skullcap 2
Zoodriver 59
Zu Mannkäse Dienen 76
Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) 1