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Display Case for Pastahead (#486552)
This player is a member of the clan Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency.

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Pastahead (#486552)
This player has 8,429 unique items and 16,856,373 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"caramel" orange 1,534
"DEBBIE" tattoo kit 2
"DRINK ME" potion 11,454
"honey" dipper 38
"Humorous" T-shirt 1
"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt 31
"KICK ME" sign 1,130
"meat" stick 3,356
"Remember the Trees" Shirt 1,058
Überraschthexengebräu 2,211
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 37
1,970 carat gold 97
1-ball 5,635
1.21 jigawatts 5
1/6th Pound Cake 250
100-Watt bulb 27
11-leaf clover 1,902
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 2,231
18-picohertz resonator crystal 186
1952 Mickey Mantle card 819
2-ball 4,583
20-lb can of rice and beans 80
25-meat staff 3,657
3-ball 5,666
30669 scroll 663
33398 scroll 104
334 scroll 3,218
37x37x37 puzzle cube 898
4-ball 5,663
4-d camera 2
4-dimensional fez 201
4-dimensional guitar 1,903
4:20 bomb 446
5-Alarm Saucepan 38
5-ball 1,869
5-hour acrimony 73
6-ball 5,853
64067 scroll 5
668 scroll 9
7-ball 5,921
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 9,128
7-inch discus 239
8-ball 13,071
8-billed baseball cap 231
8-bit banana 2,572
9-ball 1,090
99.44% pure math 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 72
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) 1
a bug's lymph 98
a butt tuba 164
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 6
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 6
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 6
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 6
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 6
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 6
a cute angel 1
A Guide to Burning Leaves 1
A Guide to Safari 1
A Light that Never Goes Out 138
a little sump'm sump'm 11,208
A muse-bouche 789
A. W. O. L. commendation 3
abandoned candy 229
abominable blubber 47
abominable snowcone 2,271
absentee voter ballot 261
abstraction: action 227
abstraction: category 17,060
abstraction: certainty 583
abstraction: comprehension 515
abstraction: joy 26
abstraction: motion 9
abstraction: perception 141
abstraction: purpose 838
abstraction: sensation 3,832
abstraction: thought 237
Abuela Crimbo's special magnet 1
Abyssal ember 5
acceptable bagel 2,103
acceptable mayolus 446
accidental cider 1,216
accidental mutton 38
accord ion 391
accordion file 409
Accordion of Jordion 15
accordionoid rocca 337
acid-squirting flower 21,191
acoustic guitarrr 925
actual reality goggles 853
actual tapas 4,027
adder 38,491
adder bladder 62,453
adhesive tape dolly 4
adorable seal larva 23
Adventurer bobblehead 1
adventurer clone egg 1
aerated diving helmet 10
Aerheads 2
aerogel accordion 1
aerogel akubra 1
aerogel anvil 1
aerogel apron 1
aerogel ascot 1
aerogel attache case 1
Affirmation Cookie 1,196
affordable teak perch 49
Afternoon Delight 3,400
Agent Corrigan's cigarette 421
Agent Mauve 22
Aggressive Carrot 6,576
Agitated Turkey 162
agnolotti arboli 4,923
agua de vida 155
airblaster gun 583
airborne mutagen 159
airplane charter: Spring Break Beach 1
airplane charter: The Glaciest 1
airplane tattoo 3
alabaster bishop 4
alabaster king 59
alabaster knight 6
alabaster pawn 9
alabaster queen 66
alabaster rook 3
alarm accordion 198
albatross necklace 41
Aldebaran sardines 233
Alewife™ Ale 190
Alexy sauce 1
Alice's Army Alchemist 538
Alice's Army booster box 1
Alice's Army Bowman 3
Alice's Army Cleric 245
Alice's Army Coward 2
Alice's Army Dervish 124
Alice's Army Foil Alchemist 8
Alice's Army Foil Bowman 21
Alice's Army Foil Cleric 3
Alice's Army Foil Coward 13
Alice's Army Foil Dervish 6
Alice's Army Foil Guard 62
Alice's Army Foil Halberder 5
Alice's Army Foil Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Foil Horseman 6
Alice's Army Foil Lanceman 3
Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber 56
Alice's Army Foil Martyr 3
Alice's Army Foil Ninja 8
Alice's Army Foil Nurse 33
Alice's Army Foil Page 20
Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden 37
Alice's Army Foil Sniper 3
Alice's Army Foil Spearsman 27
Alice's Army Foil Swordsman 7
Alice's Army Foil tattoo 1
Alice's Army Foil Wallman 7
Alice's Army Guard 562
Alice's Army Halberder 4
Alice's Army Hammerman 338
Alice's Army Horseman 448
Alice's Army Lanceman 247
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 5
Alice's Army Martyr 19
Alice's Army Ninja 743
Alice's Army Nurse 2
Alice's Army Page 3
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 2
Alice's Army Sniper 108
Alice's Army Spearsman 533
Alice's Army Swordsman 774
Alice's Army Wallman 697
alien animal goo 2,361
alien animal milk 1
alien autoautopsy kit 230
alien drugs 32
alien force field disruptor bean 53
alien gemstone 873
alien hologram projector 236
alien meat 1,631
alien plant fibers 2,014
alien plant goo 694
alien plant pod 1
alien plant sample 46
alien protein powder 60
alien rock sample 17,400
alien sandwich 288
alien source code printout 86
alien source code printout (used) 1
alien toenails 2,137
alien zoological sample 20
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig 1
all-purpose cleaner 25,246
all-purpose flower 3
all-year sucker 1
almost-dead walkie-talkie 9,927
alpha-mail pants 1,168
alphabet gum 101
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 6
amber aviator shades 390
Ambitious Turkey 6,771
ammonite candy mold 15
ammonite fossil 338
Amnesiac Ale 43
amok pudding 1,932
amok putter 1,597
Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes 15
amulet of extreme plot significance 924
Amulet of Perpetual Darkness 26
Amulet of Yendor 684
ancient calendar 16
ancient calendar fragment 648
ancient cursed foot locker 81
ancient frozen dinner 1,159
ancient hot dog wrapper 2
ancient ice cream scoop 82
ancient Magi-Wipes 572
ancient meat 1
ancient medicinal herbs 3,902
ancient oil painting of yourself 43
ancient pills 590
ancient poisoned dart 105
Ancient Protector Soda 429
ancient protein powder 5,256
Ancient Saucehelm 16
ancient spice 114
ancient stone fist 3,169
ancient stone head 1,089
ancient turtle shell 1
ancient turtle shell helmet 3
ancient turtle shell powder 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 128
ancient vinyl coin purse 7,172
anemone nematocyst 1,153
anemone sauce 151
anemoney clip 5
angel-food cake 2
Angelhair Culottes 9
anger blaster 1
angry agate 125
Angry Farmer candy 2,443
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 1,792
angry inch 326
angst burger 12,098
animal part cracker 434
anise-flavored venom 1
Ankh of Badahnkadh 13
ankleweights 1,554
anniversary balloon 131
anniversary gift box 10
Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy 1
annoying pitchfork 51
ant agonist 397
ant antidepressant 69
ant hoe 669
ant pick 338
ant pitchfork 1,174
ant rake 1,364
ant sickle 1,526
Antagonistic Snowman Kit 1
anti-anti-antidote 30,177
anti-burn cream 72
anti-odor cream 380
anticheese 13,171
antimatter wad 367
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 46
antique accordion 1,096
antique beer 116
antique bottle of cough syrup 758
antique bottle opener 30
antique Canadian lantern 76
antique greaves 13,641
antique hand mirror 6,395
antique helmet 12,762
antique machete 110
antique nutcracker beard 5
antique nutcracker boots 5
antique nutcracker cape 5
antique nutcracker drumstick 5
antique nutcracker epaulets 5
antique nutcracker figurine 174
antique nutcracker hat 5
antique nutcracker pants 5
antique nutcracker sword 5
antique nutcracker waistcoat 5
antique packet of ketchup 1,043
antique painting of a landscape 35
antique pair of blue jeans 25
antique record album 60
antique shield 800
antique souvenir drawing 5
antique spear 717
antique spyglass 14
antique tacklebox 1
Apathargic Bandersnatch 1
apathetic lizardman doll 3
aquamariner's ring 23
arcanoferric housing 70
Argarggagarg's fang 24
arm buzzer 42
armgun 233
armored prawn 1
around the world 39
Arrow (+1) 1
arrow'd heart balloon 1
arrowgram 1,044
arrrgyle socks 2,840
Arrrmetia trading card 188
arse-a'fire elixir 15
artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice 277
artisanal homebrew sampler 1
artisanal limoncello 179
Artist's Butterknife of Regret 218
Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness 210
Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury 21
Artist's Spatula of Despair 18
Artist's Whisk of Misery 128
asbestos apron 45
asbestos crossbow 41
asbestos crossbow string 3,987
asbestos helmet turtle 5
asbestos meat stack 337
asbestos ore 1,310
asbestos staff 19
asbestos stick 13
asbestos sword 471
asbestos sword hilt 1,474
asbestos thermos 847
ASCII fu manchu 2,246
ASCII shirt 165
ash soda 248
Asleep in the Cemetery 452
asparagus knife 6,690
asparagus lo mein 123
asparagus stir-fry 528
aspirin 13
Ass-Stompers of Violence 1
assassin's cheese knife 1,506
asshat 175
asteroid belt 22
astral badger 1
astral mushroom 317
astronaut pants 123
Atomic Comic 15
Atomic Pop 12
atomic vector plotter 104
attention spanner 3
attorney's badge 103
augmented-reality shades 58
Aura Libre 237
autocalliope 14
automa-bot parts 410
automatic catapult 1,333
automatic wine thief 22
autumn breeze 161
autumn dollar 8
autumn leaf 810
autumn years wisdom 9
autumn-spice donut 5,677
AutumnFest ale 149
auxiliary backbone 80
awful poetry journal 5,148
Ax of L'rose 1
Aye Aye 169
Aye Aye, Captain 324
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth 249
Azurite 1
bätzle 777
baby bark scorpion 28
baby camelCalf 1
baby chest mimic 1
baby cuddlefish 15
baby killer bee 3,229
baby oil shooter 1,120
baby rigging snake 4
babycakes 1,001
backwoods banjo 4
backwoods screwdriver 5,221
BACON 11
bacon bath ball 1
baconstone 1,906
baconstone bracelet 14
baconstone earring 238
baconstone pendant 469
baconstone ring 135
baconstone-handled sixgun 31
bad penguin egg 1
bad rum and good cola 58
bad vibroknife 2
badass belt 113
badass pie 243
badge of authority 34
badger badge 89
Bag o' Tricks 1
bag of airline peanuts 454
bag of bones 141
bag of Cheat-Os 6,577
bag of foreign bribes 799
bag of GORF 18,358
bag of GORP 3,095
bag of grain 574
bag of gross foreign snacks 2
bag of Iunion stones 1
bag of lard 199
bag of many confections 377
bag of park garbage 32,727
bag of pygmy blood 143
bag of QWOP 3,246
bag of random words 593
bag of sausage links 2
bag of unfinished business 37
bag of W&Ws 14,777
baggie of powdered sugar 5,008
baggie of regular-sized tardigrades 212
Baja sopapilla 318
baked stuffing 125
bakelite backpack 1
bakelite belt 1
bakelite breeches 1
bakelite brooch 1
bakelite-covered bacon 395
Bal-musette accordion 36
balaclava 59
balaclava baklava 26,549
balanced antler 55
ball 494
ball-in-a-cup 34
ballast turtle 62
balloon helmet 22
balloon monkey 93
balloon shield 103
balloon sword 1,782
ballpark hot daub 151
ballroom blintz 20,140
baloney rotgut 848
balsa plank 877
bamboo bokuto 285
banana 249
banana candle 5
banana cream pie 836
banana daiquiri 1,120
banana milkshake 22
banana peel 573
banana smoothie 83
banana split 67
banana spritzer 25
banana supersucker 312
bananagate 303
bananarama bangle 14
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 9
Bangyomaman battle juice 1,199
banjo kazoo mount 304
banjo strings 35
baobab sap 3
bar of freeze-dried water 7
bar skin 15,686
bar whip 1,097
barbed-wire fence 338
bargain flash powder 183
baritone accordion 457
bark beret 119
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
bark rootbeer 5
barnacle-encrusted sweater 6
barnacled barrel 2,021
Barney's rake 1
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 112
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 7
barrel beryl 18
barrel beryl choker 1
barrel beryl nose ring 17
barrel beryl ring 4
barrel cracker 140
barrel gun 1,960
barrel pickle 68
barrel-aged eggnog 1
barrel-aged martini 10,760
barrelhead 25
barrrnacle 1,023
barskin buckler 167
barskin cloak 109
barskin hat 423
barskin loincloth 629
barskin tent 248
bartender skull 2
bartender-in-the-box 40
bartender-skull-in-the-box 68
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 61
Barulio's bottle 522
basaltamander tongue 4,709
baseball 818
Bash-Ōs boxtop 23
Bash-Ōs cereal 3,610
basic martini 1,329
basic meat crossbow 514
basic meat fez 6
basic meat foon 3,198
basic meat helmet 830
basic meat kilt 607
basic meat pants 2,298
basic meat skirt 946
basic meat spork 3
basic meat staff 95
basic meat sword 1,137
bastard baster 1,010
Bastille Battalion cheese wheel 173
Bastille Battalion control rig crate 1
Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher 76
bat guano 3,191
bat haggis 242
bat hat 384
bat whip 3
bat wing 6,911
bat wing kabob 1,887
bat wing stir-fry 1,048
bat-ass leather jacket 81
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 430
batarang 590
batblade 375
Batfellow comic 2
batgut 4,333
bath ball gift set 32
batskin belt 16
battered Crimbo Crate 866
battered hubcap 26
battery (9-Volt) 1
battery (AA) 1
battery (AAA) 14
battery (car) 9
battery (D) 1
battery (lantern) 3
battery-powered drill 12
Battlie Light Saver 711
bazooka cozy 10
bazookafish bubble gum 2,922
beach ball marble 11
Beach Buck 2,500
Beach Comb Box 1
beach glass bead 679
beach glass necklace 8
bean burrito 179
beanbag chair 2,007
bear claw 2,418
beard incense 3,991
beastly paste 470
beaten-up Chucks 151
beautiful rainbow 30
beautiful soup 56
beaver punch (cherry) 72
beaver punch (papaya) 59
beaver punch (peach) 81
beaver spear 177
beavermouth 1,375
bed of coals 429
Beefy Crunch Pastaco 140
beefy fish meat 2,306
beefy pill 5
beer basted brat 426
beer bomb 20,034
beer bong 1,111
beer cartilage 3
beer goggles 754
beer helmet 2,269
beer lens 1,992
beer-a-pult 74
beer-battered accordion 428
beer-scented teddy bear 3
beer-soaked mop 5,789
beertini 16,474
beery blood 24
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 28
beggin' cologne 61
begpwnia 2,647
beholed bedsheet 68
beige clambroth marble 64
Beignet Milgranet 418
bejeweled accordion strap 323
bejeweled cufflinks 361
bejeweled pledge pin 4,900
belemnite candy mold 15
belemnite fossil 499
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
bellhop bell 477
bellhop's hat 2,510
Belt of Howling Anger 3
Ben-Gal™ Balm 76
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 2
bent scrap metal 3,441
berries of suffering 1,519
berry-infused sake 612
Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog 1
Better Than Cuddling Cake 1,531
Bettie page 112
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 31
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 134
BGE merchandise order form 82
BGE pocket calendar 12
BGE shotglass 153
BGE temporary tattoo 99
BGE tiny plastic toy 17
bi-lateral logic compressor 101
Bicycle 1
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 17
big bad voodoo mask 474
big bass drum 10,785
big boom 1,231
big bumboozer marble 1
big bundle of chamoix 39
Big Candy's tophat 1
big dribbly candle 628
big glob of skin 5
big hot pepper 879
Big Punk 540
big red button 156
big red clown nose 823
big rock 30
big slimy cyst 711
big stick 5,555
big stirring stick 440
big tun 3,711
bigger stick 2
biker's hat 1
bilge wine 5,129
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 901
bindlestocking 241
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 1,225
birdbone corset 3
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 36
bishop cookie 79
Bit O' Ectoplasm 267
Bit O' Quail Spleen 1,492
bit of clingfilm 1
bit-o-cactus 653
bite-me-red lipstick 184
bitter pill 30
BitterSweetTarts 19,310
BittyCar HotCar 13
BittyCar MeatCar 3
BittyCar SoulCar 12
Bjorn's Hammer 48
black & tan 3,730
black and white cracker 51
Black Angus blackburger 1
Black Bart's Booty 1
black belt 829
black blade 1,481
Black Body™ spray 1,124
black brandy 33
black BRICKO brick 357
black candy heart 623
black cherry soda 43
black cloak 5,571
black cowboy hat 173
black Crimbo ball 3,696
black eye shadow 4,872
black eyedrops 338
black facepaint 298
black forest cake 2,144
black forest ham 2,000
black friar's tonsure 5,193
black gold 2,277
black greaves 2,340
black helmet 133
Black Hole 26
black kettle drum 313
black label 686
black lotus 34
black magic powder 225
black mana 580
Black No. 2 29,565
black paisley oyster egg 120
black pension check 10,916
black pepper 2,319
black picnic basket 3,556
black pixel 16,260
black plastic oyster egg 144
black polka-dot oyster egg 158
black pudding 8,472
black sheepskin diploma 14
black shield 4,336
black snake skin 14,029
black snowcone 320
black spot 795
black striped oyster egg 123
black sword 155
black tear 1,623
black velvet box 1
black-and-blue light 2,631
blackberry 9,433
blackberry combat boots 152
blackberry galoshes 1,017
blackberry moccasins 67
blackberry polite 27
blackberry slippers 38
Blackfly Chardonnay 15,041
blammer 168
blank diary 7
blank fudge mold 12
blank note 1
blank prescription sheet 260
Blatantly Canadian 1,259
blended frozen swill 1,960
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 7
blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail 168
blind-packed capsule toy 7,033
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 2,769
Bling of the New Wave 12
Blizzards I Have Died In 45
blob of acid 242
blob of Alphredo™ 214
blob of wood glue 335
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 685
Blood 'n' Plenty 250
blood and blood 661
blood flower 154
Blood Light 636
blood of the Wereseal 2,599
blood roll-up 152
blood sausage 31
blood snowcone 20
blood-drive sticker 14
blood-faced volleyball 53
blood-red mushroom wine 22
blood-soaked sponge cake 14
bloodied surgical dungarees 90
bloodstain stick 8,036
bloodstick 1
bloody beer 3,636
bloody clown pants 3,768
bloody mary 2,266
Bloody Nora 473
blowdart 6,882
blue canary nightlight 7
blue class ring 9
Blue Diamond of Honesty 1
blue glowstick 20
blue grass 1
blue lava globs 282
blue LavaCo Lamp™ 7
blue mana 1,282
blue money bag 2
blue oyster badge 226
blue paisley oyster egg 197
blue pixel 4,719
blue pixel potion 873
blue plasma ball 2,560
blue plastic baby 57
blue plastic oyster egg 1,174
blue plate 47
blue polka-dot oyster egg 1,335
blue potion 1,039
blue pumps 46
blue raspberry troll doll 7
blue ribbon 1
blue rocket 2,222
blue shell 572
blue snowcone 2,611
blue striped oyster egg 1,013
blue suede shoes 359
blue traffic cone 1
blue tulip 78
blue velvet cake 227
blue-frosted astral cupcake 1,398
blueberry-frosted king cake 14
blundarrrbus 12
blunt cat claw 19
blunt icepick 246
Bluzzard 1
bobble-hip hula elf doll 11
bobcat grenade 120
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
Bohemian rhapsody 412
boilermaker 3,238
boilgun 1
boiling broth 1,510
boiling hot cocoa 4
boiling seal blood 1
bolder boulder 1
Boletus Broletus mushroom 416
Boltsmann ID badge 1
bone abacus 1,120
bone and arrows 14
bone aperitif 12
bone bandoneon 364
bone bons 694
bone broth 2
bone chips 2,792
bone collar 10
bone crusher 7
bone flour 12
bone flute 4,187
bone meal 22
bone rattle 2,540
bone spurs 7
Bone's Farm "wine" 1,027
boneana hammock 8
bonedanna 8
bonerang 6
Bonerdagon necklace 3
boning knife 10
booby trap 186
book of facts 1
book of matches 3,484
Book of Old-Timey Carols 1
Booke of Vampyric Knowledge 19
Boosty Juice 6
boot flask 6
boot knife 523
BOOterfinger 7
BOOtonniere 62
Boots of Twilight Whispers 4
booty chest charrrm 647
booty chest charrrm bracelet 35
booze bindle 5,393
booze drive button 1
booze mailing list 1
booze-soaked cherry 5
boozebomb 1
Boozehounds Anonymous token 56
Bordeaux Marteaux 21
borg sock monkey 54
boring spaghetti 72
Boris's beer 660
Boris's bread 394
Boris's Helm 1
Boris's key lime 90
Boris's key lime pie 662
Boris's ring 47
borrowed time 43
Boss Bat bling 1
Boss Bat britches 89
Boss Drops 4,563
bottle of alcohol 29,793
bottle of Amontillado 4,273
bottle of antifreeze 54
bottle of black cat tonic 645
bottle of Blank-Out 1,976
bottle of Bloodweiser 11
bottle of bubbles 2,274
bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon 33
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 7,152
bottle of clam juice 504
bottle of cooking sherry 22,198
bottle of Crème de Fugu 2
bottle of Crimbognac 24
bottle of dark rhum 4
bottle of Definit 1,311
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 2,734
bottle of drinkin' gas 356
bottle of Evermore 296
bottle of extra-dark rhum 14
bottle of extra-strength melodramamine 75
bottle of fire 1,065
bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA 22
bottle of fruity "wine" 338
bottle of gin 1,032
bottle of Goldschnöckered 1
bottle of goofballs 150
bottle of Greedy Dog 31
bottle of gregnadigne 464
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 3,332
bottle of Lambada Lambic 87
bottle of laundry sherry 1,831
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 3,764
bottle of lighter fluid 3,768
bottle of limeade 5,000
bottle of melodramamine 1,120
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 6,275
bottle of moontan lotion 3
bottle of Mystic Shell 131
bottle of norwhiskey 1,587
bottle of novelty hot sauce 4
bottle of Old Pugilist 73
bottle of Ooze-O 1,028
bottle of peppermint schnapps 37
bottle of Pete's Sake 2,873
bottle of Pinot Renoir 85
bottle of pirate juice 293
bottle of popskull 8,006
bottle of Professor Beer 110
bottle of Race Car Red 45
bottle of Rapier Witbier 86
bottle of realpagne 952
bottle of Red-Out 945
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 24
bottle of rum 42,950
bottle of sake 331
bottle of Sanguiovese 1
bottle of sea wine 1,394
bottle of sewage schnapps 180
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 45
bottle of super-extra-dark rhum 57
bottle of tequila 8,113
bottle of ultravitamins 144
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 321
bottle of vodka 1,259
bottle of whiskey 1,524
bottle of wine 1,907
bottle opener belt buckle 177
bottle-rocket crossbow 1
bottlecap turtle 1
bottled day 15
bottled green pixie 1
bottled inspiration 108
bottled swamp gas 283
bottled Vampire Vintner 1
bottoms of the barrel 1
boulder 4,993
Boulevardier cocktail 134
bounty-hunting helmet 2
bounty-hunting pants 21
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 611
bow 7
bow staff 8
bowl full of jelly 45
bowl of Bounty-Os 207
bowl of cottage cheese 14,855
bowl of eyeballs 1,216
bowl of fishysoisse 284
bowl of Jeal-O 1,181
bowl of lucky charms 119
bowl of maggots 1,160
bowl of marinade 729
bowl of mernudo 15,031
bowl of mummy guts 1,185
bowl of petunias 26
bowl of prescription candy 3
bowl of rye sprouts 3,397
Bowl of Scorpions 8,500
bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ 24
bowl of topioca 516
bowlegged pants 2
bowler 1
Bowlet 130
bowling ball 4,157
box 3,068
box o' ghosts 1
box of Dweebs 6,013
box of Familiar Jacks 111
box of hammers 27
box of hickory chips 52
box of Pokëmann band-aids 1,100
box of sunshine 587
box turtle 300
box-in-the-box 3
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 181
boxed august scepter 1
boxed autumn-aton 1
boxed champagne 2,867
boxed gumball machine 29
boxed wine 830
Boxing Day care package 1
Boxing Day Pass 15
boxing glove 189
boxing glove on a spring 326
Brain Food Pastaco 25
brain preservation fluid 51
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 20,083
brains casserole 359
BRAINS shorts 15
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 10
brainy skull 37
Bram's choker 565
brand new key 4
Brand of Violence 1
brass abacus 22,624
brass bung spigot 43
brass crank handle 178
brass dorsal fin 8
brass gear 22,943
brass stinger 14
brass turkey knuckles 25
bread basket 3
bread line 972
bread man 238
bread mold 3
bread pie 2,459
bread roll 29
breadchucks 1,377
breaded beer 23
breadwand 303
Breakfast Blast wine cooler 227
breakfast mess 3,345
breakfast miracle 47
breath mint 10,643
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 79
Breathitin™ 2
brick 684
brick of sand 27
BRICKO airship 5
BRICKO bat 586
BRICKO brick 1,439
BRICKO bulwark 4
BRICKO cathedral 3
BRICKO egg 5
BRICKO elephant 135
BRICKO eye brick 4,217
BRICKO gargantuchicken 7
BRICKO hat 2
BRICKO octopus 185
BRICKO ooze 6
BRICKO oyster 93
BRICKO pants 2
BRICKO pyramid 88
BRICKO python 161
BRICKO reactor 2
BRICKO stud 211
BRICKO sword 497
BRICKO trunk 644
BRICKO turtle 251
BRICKO vacuum cleaner 50
briefcase 25,235
briefcase full of sprinkles 3
brigand brittle 20,283
Bright Water 148
brilliant oyster egg 577
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 194
brine 581
briny vinegar 243
brittle plastic handle 106
broberry brogurt 248
brocolate brogurt 20
Brogre brolo shirt 12
Brogre brorts 1
Brogre bucket hat 1
broken beer bottle 112
broken BRICKO brick 4
broken carburetor 46
broken cellular phone 4
broken chocolate pocketwatch 1
broken clock 416
broken glass grenade 431
broken high-temperature mining drill 1,316
broken skull 1,562
broken sword 638
broken warbear gyrocopter 41
bronze 104
bronze breastplate 507
bronze handcuffs 19
bronze polish 213
bronzed locust 185
BROS Energy Drink 4,464
brown crock marble 557
brown felt tophat 500
brown paper bag mask 381
brown paper pants 2,464
brown pirate pants 3
brown pixel 78
brown plastic baby 116
brown sugar cane 22,581
browser cookie 3,198
Bruno's blessing of Mars 222
buñuelos Jaliscos 234
bubble bauble bow 477
BUBBLE GUM 202
bubble-wrap simulator 842
bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) 38
bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) 21
bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) 5
bubblegum heart 1,320
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 838
bubblewrap crossbow 418
bubblewrap ore 22,513
bubblewrap staff 152
bubblewrap sword 15
bubblin' chemistry solution 307
bubblin' crude 21,573
bubbling tempura batter 77
bubbly potion 6,752
bucket of fish juice 5,342
bucket of honey 349
bucket of wine 135
buckler buckle 16,100
buckyball 4,773
buffalo blade 202
buffalo dime 1
bug paste 232
bugbear beanie 23,934
bugbear bungguard 26,630
bugbear detector 1
bugbear purification pill 34
Bugbearclaw Donut 1,168
bugged bön±Ã©t 92
bugged balaclava 427
bugged beanie 259
Build-a-City Gingerbread kit 1
Bulky Buddy Box 129
bulky free-range mushroom 2
bull blubber 5,077
bullet necklace 46
bullet-proof corduroys 3,695
bum cheek 2,398
bumblebee marble 93
bunch of bananas 105
bunch of sea grapes 276
bunch of square grapes 36,046
bundle of "fragrant" herbs 2
bungle in the jungle 549
bunny liver 459
buoybottoms 1,395
burning newspaper 580
burnt flower 5,622
burnt snowpants 299
burnt stick 2,135
burrowgrub hive 77
burst hellseal brain 47
BURT 70
Burt's blessing of Bacchus 300
bus pass 1,615
Bustle Hustler 37
butterfly knife 1,126
Buttery Knob 230
button rouge 214
buzzard feather 856
buzzing mushroom wine 20
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 185
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. chum 36
C.H.U.M. knife 1,711
C.H.U.M. lantern 75
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 23
cabooze 173
cactus fruit 4,212
cactus monocle 2
caipifruta 1,245
Caipiranha 117
Cajun accordion 33
calavera concertina 28
calle de miel 1,217
calle de miel with a fly in it 16
camouflage T-shirt 29
Camp Scout backpack 1
Camp Scout pup tent 8,432
campfire coffee 1,057
campfire hot dog 4,444
campfire s'more 550
can cannon 156
can of Adultwitch™ 25
can of Binarrrca 4,976
can of black paint 15
can of Brütalbräu 33
can of cherry-flavored sterno 447
can of CRIMBCOLA 49
can of depilatory cream 5
can of drain cleaner 230
can of Drooling Monk 155
can of fake snow 6
can of franks 'n' beans 4
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 384
can of Impetuous Scofflaw 509
can of maces 1,661
can of Minions-Be-Gone 122
can of mixed everything 20
can of Rain-Doh 1
can of Red Minotaur 2,304
can of sardines 19,321
Can of Spaghetto 17
can of spinach 140
can of starch 5
can of sterno 35
can of Swiller 33,068
can of the cheapest beer 47
can of V-11 11
can opener 3
Can-Can skirt 54
can-can-in-a-can 826
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 565
can-you-dig-it? 12
Candicaine 352
candied almond 6
candied bolts 250
candied kobold 4,148
candied lime 20
candied nuts 37
candied pecan 23
candied sweet potatoes 370
candied yam pinky ring 20
candied yams 674
Candy Alexander 28
candy brain 204
candy cane 2,682
candy cane candygram 201
candy carrot 1,004
candy carrot cake 25
candy chalk 113
candy cigarette 1,569
candy cornucopia 1
candy crayons 862
candy dog collar 25
candy dress shoes 48
candy drive button 1
candy harmonica 4
candy kneecapping stick 40
candy knife 336
candy knuckles 35
candy mailing list 1
candy mountain oyster 188
candy necktie 1,111
candy skeleton 1,703
candy stake 2,518
candy stick 60
candy UFOs 1,900
candycaine powder 1,031
cane-mail pants 43
cane-mail shirt 2
cannonball charrrm 33,471
cannonball charrrm bracelet 5
canopic jar 63,823
canteen of wine 1,911
Cantelope 21
cap gun 438
capacitor relay 10,291
capped blue lava bottle 1
capped green lava bottle 2
capped red lava bottle 40
captured boozles 1,075
Caramel 31
carbon nanotube frame 1,061
carbonated soy milk 1,354
carbonated water lily 72,969
card sleeve 3
cardboard box turtle 215
cardboard crossbow 170
cardboard katana 4,070
cardboard ore 478
cardboard staff 2
cardboard sword 809
cardboard wakizashi 8,155
caret 40
carnivorous potted plant 19
carob brownies 498
carob cannon 2
carob chunk cookies 6,323
carob chunk noodles 10,020
carob chunks 3,408
Carol of the Bulls 51
Carol of the Hells 30
Carol of the Thrills 30
Carpathian longsword 204
Carpricorn 3
carrot cake 1,192
carrot cake precipice bar 397
carrot claret 305
carrot juice 54
carrot nose 1,628
carrot-on-a-stick 13
carton of gaspers 695
carton of rotten eggs 13,304
carton of snake milk 4,175
cartoon harpoon 360
cartoon heart 49
cashew 5
casino pass 10,318
cast 29,190
cast-iron legacy paddle 50
cat appendix 799
cat o' nine teeth 1
catfish whiskers 1,461
catgut 40,809
catgut taco 9,322
catskin buckler 3,844
catskin cap 430
catsup 369
caustic slime nodule 1
celestial au jus 1
celestial carrot juice 475
celestial olive oil 1,070
celestial squid ink 506
Celsius 233 10
Cement Mixer 77
cement sandals 18
censored can label 233
Centauri fish wine 24
centipede eggs 28,585
centurion helmet 3
Cerebral Cloche 53
Cerebral Crossbow 68
Cerebral Culottes 101
chain-mail monokini 3
chainsaw chain 146
Chakra Libre 184
chakra malt 1
chakra sludge 1,041
chakra-mental wine 2
chaos butterfly 7,915
chaos popcorn 44
charged magnet 53
charisma potion 584
Charity's choker 447
Charleston Choo-Choo 127
Charleston shoes 30
charming flute 737
charrrm bracelet 67
Charter: Nellyville 28
cheap Chinese beer 8,029
cheap cigar butt 3,018
cheap clip-on ninja tie 243
cheap elven gloves 582
cheap plastic blowgun 53
cheap plastic bottle opener 42
cheap plastic kazoo 20
cheap studded belt 2,600
cheap sunglasses 596
cheap toaster 27
cheap wind-up clock 1,418
Ched 22
cheer extractor 1
cheer-o-gram 1,890
Cheer-Up soda 5
cheerful antler hat 126
cheerful Crimbo sweater 92
cheerful pajama pants 220
cheesy eagle sauce 2
cheezburger 462
chef skull 121
chef's hat 8,468
chef-in-the-box 40
chef-skull-in-the-box 34
cherry 7,635
Cherry Cloaca Cola 15,007
cherry pie 27,920
Cherrytastrophe wine cooler 3,947
chest barrel 4
chest of "pirate gold" 20
Chester's cutoffs 1
Chester's sunglasses 1
chewable paper 438
chewing gum on a string 33,334
ChibiBuddy™ (off) 8
chicle de salchicha 397
chiffon lemon 8
child-sized dracula cloak 211
children of the candy corn 1,779
Children's Meal of the Damned 2
Chinese curse words 13
chintzy accordion pin 40
chintzy disco ball pendant 51
chintzy noodle ring 828
chintzy saucepan earring 45
chintzy seal pendant 6,806
chintzy turtle brooch 611
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 2,752
chiptune guitar 12
chisel 42,962
chitinous pod 150
chlorine crystal 891
chloroform rag 1,216
chlorophyll paste 1
choco-Crimbot 107
Choco-Mint patty 1,098
chocolate "Phoenix" 13
chocolate bath ball 2
chocolate bowtie 49
chocolate box 1,178
chocolate cigar 115
chocolate covered ping-pong ball 255
chocolate cow bone 68
chocolate disco ball 8
chocolate filthy lucre 6,275
chocolate frosted sugar bomb 314
chocolate leash 26
chocolate Ogre Chieftain 12
chocolate pasta spoon 2,261
chocolate pocketwatch 8
chocolate puppy 8
chocolate rabbit's foot 50
chocolate saucepan 1,828
chocolate seal-clubbing club 3
chocolate Spider Queen 10
chocolate spurs 19
chocolate stolen accordion 2,047
chocolate turtle totem 1,004
chocolate-covered caviar 3,042
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 557
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 295
chocolate-frosted king cake 37
chocolate-stained collar 7
chocomotive 101
chocotini 193
Choker of the Ultragoth 77
chopsticks 2,289
Chorale of Companionship 11
Chori Zo trading card 39
chorizo brownies 171
chorizo taco 5,825
chrome crossbow 54
chrome crossbow string 11
chrome helmet turtle 20
chrome meat stack 238
chrome ore 1,623
chrome staff 90
chrome stick 6,310
chrome sword 148
chrome sword hilt 6,303
Chroner 72
Chroner cross 1
Chroner trigger 1
Chubby and Plump bar 2
chunk of depleted Grimacite 407
chunk of hot iron 1,714
chunk of rock salt 4,080
Churchill 390
cigar box turtle 12
cigarette lighter 2
Cinco Mayo Lager 39
cinnamon cannoli 14
cinnamon machine oil 194
cinnamon troll doll 5
circle drum 3
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 63
Citrus Crush wine cooler 474
citrus-infused sake 267
Clan hot dog stand 1
Clan looking glass 1
Clara's bell 58
class five ecto-larva 1
classy monkey 206
Claw of the Infernal Seal 24
clay peace-sign bead 693
Claybender glasses 3,362
clear Russian 2,473
clerical automa-core 1
Climate Colada 48
clingfilm cap 15
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm tangle 3
clingfilm trousers 6
Cloaca grenade 13,173
Cloaca-Cola 1,100
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 755
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 75
Cloaca-Cola helmet 84
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 2,242
Cloaca-Cola shield 1,049
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 6,732
Cloak of Dire Shadows 1
clock-cleaning hammer 2
clockwork bartender head 5
clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box 1
clockwork bartender-in-the-box 27
clockwork chef head 4
clockwork chef-head-in-the-box 1
clockwork chef-in-the-box 39
clockwork claws 195
clockwork clockwise dome 3
clockwork counterclockwise dome 436
clockwork crossbow 41
clockwork detective skull 45
clockwork doohickey 1
clockwork endoskeleton 166
clockwork handle 2
clockwork hat 35
clockwork key 321
clockwork maid 29
clockwork maid head 40
clockwork pants 11
clockwork pirate skull 13
clockwork rings 23
clockwork rod 255
clockwork shank 1
clockwork sheet 32
clockwork sphere 128
clockwork spine 3
clockwork staff 100
clockwork sword 145
clockwork thingamajig 5
clockwork trench coat 58
clockwork widget 1
cloning kit 158
closed-circuit phone system 1
cloudy potion 12,137
clove-flavored lip balm 4,533
clown hammer 809
clown shoes 380
clown skin 3,407
clown whip 2,037
clown wig 3,870
clownskin belt 6
clownskin buckler 374
clownskin harness 1,105
club necklace 190
club of the five seasons 67
club sandwich 46
clumsiness bark 13
cluster of hops 1
clutch of dodecapede eggs 4,587
coal contact lenses 224
coal dust 4,356
coal shovel 108
coarse hemp socks 3
cob of corn 43
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 1,790
Cobra Bowl 119
cocktail mushroom 1,791
cocktail napkin 56,221
cocktail onion 978
Cocktails of the Age of Sail 3
cocoa chondrule 310
cocoa egg 883
cocoa eggshell fragment 3,150
cocoa of youth 167
coconut bikini top 4
coconut shell 14,132
cod cape 8
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 559
Codpiece of the Goblin King 6
coffee pixie stick 410
coffin lid 912
cog 39,687
cog and sprocket assembly 14,518
Coily™ 18
Coinspiracy 8,647
Colander of Em-er'il 16
cold and sour sauce 356
cold cluster 17
cold clusterbomb 4
Cold Fang 5
cold hi mein 536
Cold Hots candy 370
cold jelly 133
cold mashed potatoes 9,879
cold ninja mask 13,138
cold nuggets 9,674
cold powder 9
cold seal sweat 516
cold wad 2,131
cold water bottle 1,035
cold-filtered water 86
collapsible baton 1,674
collection of tiny spooky objects 229
cologne of contempt 286
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 182
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 3,459
colored-light "necklace" 18
colorful plastic ball 10,046
colorful toad 1,303
colossal free-range mushroom 68
comb jelly 5,400
combat fan 563
combat lover's locket lockbox 1
Comet Drop 4
Comet Pop 4,894
comfy blanket 1
comfy coffin 15
comfy pillow 5
commemorative war stein 1,126
communal gobstopper 218
communications windchimes 6,680
complex alien plant sample 42
complex alien zoological sample 41
complex mushroom wine 24
complicated lock impression 1
compounded experience 13
Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium 1
compressed air canister 239
compression stocking 200
computronic processing unit 710
concentrated cooking 10
concentrated cordial of concentration 2
concentrated fish broth 3
concentrated garbage juice 41
concentrated magicalness pill 4,748
concoction of clumsiness 2,102
confiscated cell phone 826
confiscated comic book 2,466
confiscated love note 93
confusing LED clock 1,146
congratulatory cake 113
conjured ice cream 958
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 964
conquistador's breastplate 25
contract enforcement stick 793
control crystal 1
Convincing People You Can See The Future 17
Cookbook of the Damned 331
cookie cookie 75
Cool Brunch Pastaco 315
cool cat claw 17
cool cat elixir 610
cool hot cocoa 1,064
cool iron ingot 6
cool jelly donut 322
cool mint precipice bar 21
cool mushroom 6,466
cool mushroom casserole 561
cool mushroom wine 51
cool spore pod 1,826
cool whip 298
cooling iron breastplate 2
cooling iron greaves 3
cop dollar 3,851
coping juice 1
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 1
copper ha'penny charrrm 3,831
copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet 4
cordial of concentration 10
corked genie bottle 1
corn holder 13,199
Cornbeefadon 121
corncob pipe 319
corned beet 7
corned-beef Reuben 140
cornucopia 604
cornuthaum 1,736
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 3,410
Corpse Island iced tea 348
corpse on the beach 1,017
corpsebite 525
corpsedriver 1,112
corpsetini 720
correction fluid 1,965
corrupted bird DNA 33
corrupted data 4,280
corrupted marrow 349
corrupted stardust 60
cosmetic football 7,987
cosmic lemonade 3
cosmic paste 2
costume rental shop 1,001
costume sword 1,868
cottage 1,400
cotton candy bale 1,544
cotton candy cocoon 1
cotton candy cone 1,305
cotton candy cordial 1
cotton candy pillow 40
cotton candy pinch 3,734
cotton candy plug 1,031
cotton candy skoshe 728
cotton candy smidgen 254
counterfeit city 498
cow poker 5,236
cozy bazooka 92
cozy scarf 1
crêepy mask 412
crabsicle 36
cracker 113
Cracklin' Oat Bran 1,052
cranberries 2,007
cranberry cordial 5,703
cranberry cylinder 421
cranberry margarita (brackish) 512
cranberry schnapps 33
crappy brain 1,522
crappy camera 43
crappy waiter disguise 2,715
crate of firebombs 775
crated wardrobe-o-matic 1
crayon shavings 4,506
crazy bastard sword 2
crazy hobo notebook 12,792
crazy little Turkish delight 916
Crazymaker 17
cream of pointy mushroom soup 501
cream pie 235
cream stout 1,538
creamsicle 11,608
creepy doll head 160
creepy ginger ale 872
creepy nursery rhyme 789
creepy voice box 152
creepy voodoo doll 26
Crepes a la Lune 300
crident 443
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 53
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 25
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 32
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 55
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 45
CRIMBCO lanyard 10
CRIMBCO mug 73
CRIMBCO scrip 290
CRIMBCO wine 73
CRIMBCOIDS mints 45
CRIMBCOLOAF 54
Crimbeau de toilette 24
Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug 1
Crimbo candied pecan 11,128
Crimbo candle 43
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 373
Crimbo Carol tattoo kit 2
Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit 2
Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit 16
Crimbo cookie sheet 103
Crimbo Credit 5
Crimbo crystal shards 124
Crimbo dinner 366
Crimbo dog sweater 47
Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head 1
Crimbo Factory surprise box 357
Crimbo food scraps 209
Crimbo fudge 8,726
Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll 1
Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. 1
Crimbo paste 4
Crimbo peppermint bark 8,129
Crimbo pie 384
Crimbo salad 6
Crimbo smile 1
Crimbo stocking 1
Crimbo stockings 3
Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer 1
Crimbo sword 1
Crimbo tattoo kit 10
Crimbo train emergency brake 296
Crimbo training manual 1
Crimbo tree flocker 1
Crimbo ukulele 32
Crimbo wreath 13
Crimbojito 142
Crimbolex watch 33
Crimbomega drive chain 18
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbonium fuel rod 2,478
Crimbosmopolitan 439
Crimbot battery 418
Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision 13
Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping 4
Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency 13
Crimbot schematic: Big Head 254
Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel 148
Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher 131
Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper 1
Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter 185
Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder 230
Crimbot schematic: Crab Core 34
Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso 219
Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head 17
Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun 321
Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun 320
Crimbot schematic: Gun Face 12
Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs 470
Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads 226
Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs 1,453
Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan 14
Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack 2
Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler 9
Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite 275
Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise 1,897
Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis 585
Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder 255
Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module 28
Crimbot schematic: Power Arm 146
Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler 161
Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head 15
Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis 2
Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker 613
Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt 1
Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun 284
Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet 84
Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis 1,552
Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet 41
Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower 1
Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm 1
Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs 7
Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball 2
Crimbow Rainbo 1
Crimboween memo 47
Crimboysters Rockefeller 104
Crimbuccaneer bombjacket 2
Crimbuccaneer breeches 38
Crimbuccaneer captain's purse 44
Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) 1
Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) 41
Crimbuccaneer flotsam 231
Crimbuccaneer invasion map 4
Crimbuccaneer lantern 5
Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail 31
Crimbuccaneer nose ring 5
Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 3,013
Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack 6
Crimbuccaneer shirt 40
Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss 5
Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate 3
Crimbuccaneer tricorn 26
Crimbuccaneer war standard 1
Crimbuck 1,015
Crimbylow-rise jeans 11
crimsilion jub-jub bird 2
croquet hedgehog 108
crossbow string 4,897
crotchety pants 2
crowbar 439
crowbarrr 275
Crown of the Goblin King 735
Crown of Thrones 1
crown-shaped beanie 14
crude crudités 402
crude voodoo doll 1
crudles 1,989
cruelty-free wine 2,661
crumbling rat skull 4
crusty hula hoop 212
cryptic puzzle box 111
crystal belt buckle 2
crystal Crimbo goblet 150
crystal Crimbo platter 198
crystal decanter 4
crystal skeleton vodka 194
crystal skull 1,222
crystalline cheer 1,210
crystalline light bulb 62
crystalline reamer 821
crystalline seal eye 10
crystallized memory 7
CSA all-purpose soap 2,943
CSA bravery badge 239
CSA cheerfulness ration 1,241
CSA discount card 18,540
CSA fire-starting kit 1,199
CSA obedience grenade 248
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 3,886
cube of billiard chalk 241
cube of ectoplasm 647
cubic zirconia 9,186
cuddly teddy bear 71
cup of hickory chicory 925
cup of infinite pencils 16
cup of lukewarm tea 3
cup of primitive beer 7,178
cupcake-in-a-cup 196
cuppa Activi tea 364
cuppa Alacri tea 628
cuppa Boo tea 583
cuppa Chari tea 58
cuppa Craft tea 327
cuppa Cruel tea 169
cuppa Dexteri tea 542
cuppa Feroci tea 1
cuppa Flamibili tea 379
cuppa Flexibili tea 854
cuppa Frost tea 182
cuppa Gill tea 65
cuppa Impregnabili tea 415
cuppa Improprie tea 285
cuppa Insani tea 148
cuppa Irritabili tea 309
cuppa Loyal tea 2
cuppa Mana tea 385
cuppa Mediocri tea 185
cuppa Monstrosi tea 302
cuppa Morbidi tea 583
cuppa Nas tea 222
cuppa Net tea 418
cuppa Neuroplastici tea 185
cuppa Obscuri tea 455
cuppa Physicali tea 193
cuppa Proprie tea 1
cuppa Royal tea 170
cuppa Serendipi tea 227
cuppa Sobrie tea 176
cuppa Toast tea 2
cuppa Twen tea 1
cuppa Uncertain tea 276
cuppa Vitali tea 657
cuppa Voraci tea 182
cuppa Wit tea 1
cuppa Yet tea 2
curdflinger 62
curmudgel 5,606
cursed black pearl onion 429
cursed bottle of black-label rum 57
cursed bottle of rum 53
cursed cannonball 1,137
cursed chocolate doubloon 32
cursed dirty joke scroll 147
cursed monkey glove 1
cursed piece of thirteen 4
Cursed Punch 1,567
cursed scrunchie 1,101
cursed sea biscuit 79
cursed tricorn hat 2
cursed voodoo skull 37
cursed wishbone 77
custard pie 1,312
custom sixgun 211
cute bow from beyond the stars 117
cute meteoroid 98
cute mushroom 6
cyan seashell 22
cyber-mattock 1
cyborg doll 58
cyborg stompin' boot 149
Cycloney 1
cyclops eyedrops 497
cylindrical mold 4
cymbal syrup 1,633
D roll 3,921
d10 42,438
d12 25
d20 30,978
d4 4,145
d6 18,756
d8 5,728
Dad's brandy 20
daddy shortlegs leg 1
Daffy Taffy 376
Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually 1,533
Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting 1
Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master 229
Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested 1,528
Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart 2
Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose 687
Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week 112
daily dungeon malware 1,425
daisy 20,227
Daisy's unclean bloomers 6
Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield 1
damp bar rag 1,031
damp old wallet 10
dance card 3,696
dancing fan 1,229
dandy lion cub 1
dangerous jerkcicle 2,170
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 143
Dark & Starry 278
dark hamethyst ring 278
Dark Jill-of-All-Trades 1
dark potion 24,558
Das Überkühlraum trading card 12
das boot 1
daub-breaker 121
day-old beer 35
deactivated MicroMechaMech 35
deactivated mini-Trainbot 12
Deactivated MiniMechaElf 1
deactivated nanobots 1
Deactivated O. A. F. 14
deactivated putty buddy 13
dead guy's piece of double-sided tape 1
dead guy's watch 399
dead lights pie 29
dead meat bun 1,101
deadfall branch 213
deadly lampshade 157
deadly nightshade 150
deanimated reanimator's coffin 1
Dear Past Self Package 1
death blossom 153
debonair deboner 17
decanter of fine Scotch 40
decaying goldfish liver 695
decaying wooden oar 43
decaying wooden paddle 101
decaying wooden pole 1
decent brain 456
deck of lewd playing cards 3
deck of tropical cards 125
decomposed boot 6,062
decorative fountain 630
deed to Oliver's Place 1
Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe 8
deep six-shooter 78
defective Game Grid token 1
defective skull 703
dehydrated caviar 2,398
delectable fire ant 3
delicious candy 1,580
delicious comfit? 7
delicious noodles 2,617
delicious salad 7,415
delicious shimmering moth 17,300
delicious spicy noodles 2,315
delicious star salad 33
delicious stinkbug 4,706
delicious swamp muck 2,861
deluxe fax machine 13
deluxe layer cake 713
deluxe Neverending Party favor 158
demon buckler 538
demon makeup kit 54
demon skin 10,146
demon whip 2
demon-horned hat 6
demonic cow's blood 10,078
demonic paste 147
demonic surgical gloves 858
demonskin jacket 6
demonskin trousers 775
denastified haunch 78
denim axe 350
denim jacket 7,753
Dennis's blessing of Minerva 15
dense meat crossbow 22
dense meat stack 3,000
dense meat staff 300
dense meat sword 335
dental pliers 5
dented harmonica 367
dented spoon 31,232
deodorant 318
depantsing bomb 1,301
depleted Crimbonium football helmet 77
depleted Grimacite astrolabe 11
depleted Grimacite grappling hook 2
depleted Grimacite gravy boat 6
depleted Grimacite hammer 13
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 39
depleted Grimacite ninja mask 13
depleted Grimacite shinguards 1
depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt 6
depleted uranium seal figurine 24
desiccated apricot 6,794
designer handbag 128
designer sweatpants (new old stock) 1
desktop zen garden 109
detective roscoe 25
detective school application 1
detective skull 553
detective tattoo 30
dethklok 141
detour shield 1
devil hair pasta 228
Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce 650
devil's-food cake 55
devil-summoning hat 228
deviled egg 1,123
devilish folio 2,403
dew yoana lei 15
dew yoana salacious lei 29
diamond necklace 278
diamond-studded cane 1,145
diamond-studded fronts 3
dice belt buckle 1
dice ring 1
dice sunglasses 1
dice-print do-rag 1
dice-print pajama pants 1
dice-shaped backpack 1
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 36
didgeridooka 2,213
Diet Cloaca Cola 11,006
dieting pill 461
digital key lime 157
digital key lime pie 419
digital underground potion 4
dilapidated wizard hat 3,527
dill 1,427
diluted makeup 1,677
dingy planks 12,467
dinner roll 552
Dinsey face paint 1,234
Dinsey food-cone 100
Dinsey Maintenance Manual 50
Dinsey tattoo kit 2
Dinsey Whinskey 92
Dinsey's brain 1
Dinsey's glove 1
Dinsey's oculus 1
Dinsey's pants 1
Dinsey's pizza cutter 2
Dinsey's radar dish 2
dire fudgesicle 19,123
dirt julep 31
dirty hobo gloves 6,957
dirty rigging rope 2,597
disassembled clover 117
disbelief suspenders 150
discarded swimming trunks 104
Disco 'Fro Pick 18
disco ball 16,401
Disco Banjo 35
disco biscuit 20
disco horoscope (Aquarius) 659
disco horoscope (Aries) 398
disco horoscope (Cancer) 132
disco horoscope (Capricorn) 152
disco horoscope (Gemini) 436
disco horoscope (Leo) 5
disco horoscope (Libra) 75
disco horoscope (Pisces) 324
disco horoscope (Sagittarius) 254
disco horoscope (Scorpio) 433
disco horoscope (Taurus) 289
disco horoscope (Virgo) 106
disco mask 17,312
discocktail 2,759
disconnected intergnat 1
Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog 1
Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate 1
disease 2,727
disembodied brain 1,379
disembodied smile 812
Disgeist 119
Dish of Clarified Butter 181
dishrag 1,597
disintegrating barrel 11,348
disintegrating quill pen 37,060
disintegrating sheet music 183
disintegrating spiky collar 10
displaced fish 41,605
disposable instant camera 413
disposable lighter 213
Distant Woods Getaway Brochure 1
distention pill 1
distilled fortified wine 1,466
distressed denim pants 1,182
disturbing fanfic 4,087
Divine 195
divine blowout 44,097
divine can of silly string 3,108
divine champagne flute 841
divine champagne popper 528
divine cracker 736
divine noisemaker 32,329
diving muff 167
DIY protonic accelerator kit 1
DNOTC Box 9
do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit 13
Doc Clock's thyme cocktail 24
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 26,700
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 8
Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic 10,063
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 22,222
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 84
Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum 4
Doc's Fortifying Wine 62
Doc's Limbering Wine 52
Doc's Medical-Grade Wine 2
Doc's Miracle Cure 209
Doc's Smartifying Wine 45
Doc's Special Reserve Wine 114
dog ointment 1
Dogsgotnonoz pills 769
doll house 162
dollar-sign bag 5,276
dollhive 223
dollop of barbecue sauce 486
Dolph Bossin's charity note 1
Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat 1
Dolphin King's crown 671
dolphin whistle 42
donated booze 34
donated candy 4
donated food 82
donkey flipbook 51
dope gangsta bling-bling 1,780
dope wheels 210
dorky glasses 4,170
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 245
double barreled barrel gun 3,684
double entendre 69
double-barreled sling 443
double-ice box 1
double-ice britches 332
double-ice cap 275
double-ice gum 2,287
Doublepunchplanter 144
doubt cannon 1
dove DNA 1
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 1,090
drab sonata 663
Drac & Tan 155
drafty drawers 80
draggin' ball hat 2,083
dragon snaps 18,013
dragonfish caviar 641
Dramatic™ range 145
dreadful roast 81
dreadlock whip 994
Dreadsylvanian Almanac page 7,789
Dreadsylvanian cold pocket 2
Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned 32
Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy 2
Dreadsylvanian grimlet 48
Dreadsylvanian hemlock 6
Dreadsylvanian hot pocket 20
Dreadsylvanian hot toddy 25
Dreadsylvanian skeleton key 37
Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket 29
Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket 78
dream of a dog 32
dregs of a Crimbo cocktail 208
dress pants 558
Dressage 30
dried face 3,929
dried gelatinous cube 10
drinks tray 214
Drip harness 14
Drip Institute petri dish 13
dripping meat crossbow 2
dripping meat staff 4
dripping meat sword 401
drippy bezoar 16
drippy candy bar 6
drippy caviar 25
drippy flux 2
drippy nugget 3
drippy orb 1
drippy pilsner 4
drippy plum(?) 39
drippy salt 40
drippy seed 37
drippy shield 1
drippy staff 22
drippy stake 8
drippy truncheon 123
drive-by shooting 39
drive-thru burger 81
Drizzlers™ Black Licorice 62
droll monocle 410
drone self-destruct chip 151
droopy doll eye 1
drop of water-37 5,335
droppable microphone 3
dropped scrap of paper 18
Drowsy Sword 102
drum machine 7,380
drum of pomade 14
drum of tommy ammo 1,227
Drunk Uncles holo-record 162
Drunken Astrophysicist 21
Drunken Neurologist 107
Drunken Philosopher 1,084
dry cleaning receipt 2,634
dry martini 67
dry noodles 47,848
dry vodka martini 557
drywall axe 2,054
dubious loincloth 52
dubious peppermint 901
ducha de oro 562
duck-on-a-string 277
duct tape 1
duct tape buckler 40
duct tape dockers 94
duct tape fedora 58
duct tape shirt 47
duct tape sword 27
duct tape wallet 2,019
dude ranch souvenir crate 616
dueling banjo 45
dueling turtle 239
DUFRESNE Suds 873
dull fish scale 30,570
dumb mud 179
Dump Truck 111
Dungeon Fist gauntlet 12
dungeoneer's dungarees 62
dungeoneering kit 2,010
duonoculars 481
Duskwalker fangs 3,593
Duskwalker syringe 5,762
Dust bunny 933
dusty animal cranium 244
dusty animal jawbone 315
dusty animal pelvis 293
dusty animal skull 34
dusty barrel 3,294
dusty bottle of blood 15
dusty bottle of Marsala 8,453
dusty bottle of Merlot 3,554
dusty bottle of Muscat 3,571
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 3,573
dusty bottle of Port 3,597
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 4,850
dusty Crimbo crate 556
dusty eighth caudal vertebra 454
dusty eighth thoracic vertebra 484
dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra 152
dusty fifth caudal vertebra 317
dusty fifth cervical vertebra 351
dusty fifth lumbar vertebra 408
dusty fifth thoracic vertebra 297
dusty first caudal vertebra 162
dusty first cervical vertebra 128
dusty first lumbar vertebra 589
dusty first thoracic vertebra 119
dusty fourth caudal vertebra 427
dusty fourth cervical vertebra 139
dusty fourth lumbar vertebra 464
dusty fourth thoracic vertebra 168
dusty left clavicle 157
dusty left eighth rib 197
dusty left eleventh rib 135
dusty left femur 278
dusty left fibula 432
dusty left fifth rib 149
dusty left first front claw 142
dusty left first rear claw 160
dusty left first rib 326
dusty left fourth front claw 265
dusty left fourth rear claw 453
dusty left fourth rib 304
dusty left humerus 388
dusty left kneecap 307
dusty left ninth rib 343
dusty left radius 126
dusty left scapula 292
dusty left second front claw 358
dusty left second rear claw 481
dusty left second rib 124
dusty left seventh rib 127
dusty left sixth rib 235
dusty left tenth rib 244
dusty left third front claw 129
dusty left third rear claw 464
dusty left third rib 277
dusty left thumb 212
dusty left tibia 432
dusty left twelfth rib 121
dusty left ulna 336
dusty ninth caudal vertebra 151
dusty ninth thoracic vertebra 134
dusty right clavicle 84
dusty right eighth rib 75
dusty right eleventh rib 215
dusty right femur 128
dusty right fibula 373
dusty right fifth rib 248
dusty right first front claw 104
dusty right first rear claw 402
dusty right first rib 136
dusty right fourth front claw 286
dusty right fourth rear claw 273
dusty right fourth rib 149
dusty right humerus 168
dusty right kneecap 140
dusty right ninth rib 325
dusty right radius 86
dusty right scapula 155
dusty right second front claw 229
dusty right second rear claw 139
dusty right second rib 84
dusty right seventh rib 713
dusty right sixth rib 233
dusty right tenth rib 81
dusty right third front claw 365
dusty right third rear claw 331
dusty right third rib 174
dusty right thumb 85
dusty right tibia 161
dusty right twelfth rib 144
dusty right ulna 149
dusty sacral vertebrae 393
dusty second caudal vertebra 369
dusty second cervical vertebra 72
dusty second lumbar vertebra 331
dusty second thoracic vertebra 91
dusty seventh caudal vertebra 138
dusty seventh cervical vertebra 334
dusty seventh lumbar vertebra 293
dusty seventh thoracic vertebra 232
dusty sixth caudal vertebra 354
dusty sixth cervical vertebra 362
dusty sixth lumbar vertebra 137
dusty sixth thoracic vertebra 124
dusty tenth caudal vertebra 352
dusty tenth thoracic vertebra 403
dusty third caudal vertebra 221
dusty third cervical vertebra 367
dusty third lumbar vertebra 315
dusty third thoracic vertebra 210
dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra 161
dwarf bread 692
dwarvish magazine 187
Dweebisol™ inhaler 195
Dyspepsi grenade 241
Dyspepsi-Cola 5,391
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations 1,383
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 428
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 477
Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack 2,442
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 1,095
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen 53
eagle feather 4,000
eagle's milk 2,212
ear candle 626
ear poison 2,976
Earring of Fire 31
Earth and Firewater 218
Earth, Wind and Firewater 185
earthenware muffin tin 8
easter egg balloon 79
Eau de Guaneau 50
eau de mort 23
eaves droppers 401
Ecto-Cooler 767
ectoplasm au jus 1,670
ectoplasmic orbs 2,575
ectoplasmic paste 660
edible alien plant bit 2,940
eel battery 4,093
eel sauce 572
eel skin 2
eelskin hat 179
eelskin pants 3
eelskin shield 161
eerie fetish 12
Effermint™ tablets 5,148
effervescent potion 4,377
effluvious emerald 358
eggbeater 1,937
eggman noodles 33
eggnog 16,215
eggwater 72
Egnaro berry 1
eighth plague 928
El Sombrero De Lopez 15
El Vibrato energy spear 1
El Vibrato helmet 1
El Vibrato leg guards 1
El Vibrato power sphere 212
El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) 3
El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) 97
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 415
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 142
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 216
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 6
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 112
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 9
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 605
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 19
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 530
El Vibrato restraints 31
Elder Turtle Shell 25
elderly jawbreaker 656
eldritch alignment spray 1,121
eldritch concentrate 99
eldritch distillate 120
eldritch dough 243
eldritch effluvium 49,914
eldritch elixir 46
eldritch essence 42
eldritch extract 221
eldritch hammer 6
eldritch hat 15
Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror 3
eldritch mushroom 103
eldritch mushroom pizza 19
eldritch oil 1
eldritch pants 4
eldritch rub 48
eldritch scanner 37
Eldritch snap 18
eldritch tincture 5
eldritch tincture (depleted) 2
electric copperhead potion 5,012
electric crutch 339
electric Kool-Aid 18
electric pants 52
Electric Punch 81
electric snakebite 2,903
electrical thingamabob 4,342
electrician's hardhat 41
electronic Brain Trainer game 5
electronic dulcimer pants 4
electronics kit 4,851
elegant nightstick 3,269
elemental caipiroska 1,930
elemental paste 65
elemental sugarcube 3,505
elephant stinger 993
eleven-foot pole 434
elf army field rations 276
Elf Army machine parts 162
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 284
Elf Guard clipboard 2
Elf Guard commandeering gloves 27
Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts 5
Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion 6
Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping 3
Elf Guard fuel tank 4
Elf Guard hangover cure 2
Elf Guard honor present 5
Elf Guard hotpants 35
Elf Guard insignia (general) 4
Elf Guard insignia (private) 39
Elf Guard mouthknife 30
Elf Guard MPC 3,096
Elf Guard officer's sidearm 28
Elf Guard patrol cap 34
Elf Guard payroll bag 23
Elf Guard red and white beret 3
Elf Guard safety bear 3
Elf Guard SCUBA tank 2
Elf Guard strategic map 2
Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo 3
Elf Guard war standard 1
elf ploughshare 4
elf sleeper agent 1
Elfin shortbread 252
Elizabeth's Dollie 54
Elizabeth's paintbrush 914
Ellsbury's journal 1
Ellsbury's skull 3
Elmley shades 46
Elron's Explosive Etude 8
elven limbos gingerbread 390
elven cellocello 1,783
elven hardtack 17,127
elven magi-pack 15,632
elven medi-pack 1,619
elven moonshine 262
elven socks 207
elven squeeze 12,032
elven suicide capsule 708
elven tambourine 6
elven whittling knife 52
Elvish delight 895
Elvish sunglasses 1
Elvish underarmor 2
embezzler's oil 9,583
emergency glowstick 9
emergency margarita 7
emotion chip 1
empty agua de vida bottle 177
empty blowgun 11
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 763
empty lava bottle 44
empty meat tank 25,450
En Una Fila Tequila 2
enchanted barbell 551
enchanted bean 1,259
enchanted bean burrito 14,778
enchanted brass knuckles 1,348
enchanted eyepatch 2,536
enchanted fire extinguisher 7
Enchanted Flyswatter 200
enchanted handwarmer 939
enchanted leopard-print barbell 2
enchanted muesli 4,682
Enchanted Plunger 2,198
enchanted toothpick 96
enchantlers 573
encoder ring 674
energized spores 1
Energy Buzz Pastaco 90
energy drink IV 751
Engorged Sausages and You 15
ennui-flavored potato chips 1,036
enormous belt buckle 18,628
enormous hoop earring 12,027
Ent cider 514
enticing mayolus 107
epic cluster 2
epic wad 52
equal sign 7
eraser nubbin 799
ert grey goo ring 12
escargotsicle 334
especially salty dog 1,157
Essence of Bear 1
essential cameraderie 3
essential soy 4
essential tofu 17
eternal knot tattoo 5
even more tinsel 89
Event Horizon 20
everfull glass 24
Everlasting Deckswabber 257
Every Day is Like This Sundae 323
evil flaming eyeball pendant 1
evil golden arch 216
evil golden arches 1,486
evil googly eye 1,637
evil teddy bear 133
evil teddy bear sewing kit 4
exactly-three-shaped box 274
excitement pill 567
exclusive club 1
executive mime flask 323
exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton 31
exotic jungle fruit 22,801
exotic orchid 910
exotic parrot egg 10
exotic travel brochure 20,059
expensive camera 3,495
expensive champagne 192
expensive cigar 124
experimental carbon fiber pasta additive 1
experimental serum G-9 1,279
experimental serum P-00 7,426
expired bottle of peppermint schnapps 2
expired can of franks 'n' beans 5
expired MRE 6
exploding gum 779
exploding hacky-sack 377
explosion-flavored chewing gum 439
extra-fancy ring setting 2,128
extra-flat panini 2,051
extra-greasy slider 1,345
extra-grubby grub 4
extra-hard jawbreaker 15
extra-large palm-frond toupee 368
extra-potent gremlin mutagen 11
extra-see-thru nightie 52
Extra-slimy Slimosa 449
extra-spicy bloody mary 9,762
extra-strength goo 65
extra-strength red potion 500
extra-strength rubber bands 5
extra-strength strongness elixir 136
extra-toasted half sandwich 1,033
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 2,091
eXtreme meat crossbow 1,276
eXtreme meat staff 46
eXtreme meat sword 395
eXtreme mittens 13,396
eXtreme nose ring 30
eXtreme scarf 21,087
extremely confusing manual 162
extremely skinny jeans 709
extremely slippery nipple 35
extremely wet T-shirt 220
Extrovermectin™ 8
Eye Agate 1
Eye and a Twist 4
eye of newt 375
eye of the Tiger-lily 89
eye-pod 35
eyebrow lifter 1,152
eyedrops of newt 9
eyedrops of the ermine 1,063
eyedrops of the ocelot 932
eyepatch 893
f3d0r4 2,272
Fabiotion 6
fabric hardener 2
fabric softener 1,510
facehugging alien 418
facsimile dictionary 261
faded green protest sign 42
faded red protest sign 9
fairy gravy boat 86
fairy-worn boots 1
fake blood 995
fake cocktail 426
fake fake vomit 766
fake hand 426
fake plastic grass 283
fake washboard 7
Falcon™ Maltese Liquor 34
false eyelashes 366
Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium 6
fancy ball mask 31
fancy bath salts 856
fancy beef jerky 108
fancy beer bottle 162
fancy beer label 170
fancy blue potion 1,750
fancy but probably evil chocolate 244
fancy calligraphy pen 3,765
fancy canapés 50
fancy chess set 6
fancy chocolate 42
fancy chocolate car 132
fancy chocolate sculpture 12
fancy dress ball 8,358
Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square 2
fancy opera glasses 273
fancy party pants 1
fancy schmancy cheese sauce 2,735
fancy seashell necklace 864
fancy tin beer can 431
fancy tophat 4
fancy tuxedo pants 10
Fantasma en la Máquina 984
FantasyRealm guest pass 26
FantasyRealm key 453
FantasyRealm Mage's Hat 416
FantasyRealm membership packet 1
FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask 421
FantasyRealm tattoo kit 5
FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm 433
farfalle bow tie 56
fascinating alien plant sample 7
fat bottom quark 5,854
fat loot token 4
fat stacks of cash 60
fat wallet 1,555
Fauna Libre 377
Faux 22
FDKOL commendation 160
FDKOL fire hose 2
FDKOL hotcakes 349
FDKOL tattoo 1
fear condenser 1
feathered headdress 1
Feliz Navidad 78
felt 3,314
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 615
fermenting powder 10,004
ferret bait 1,016
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 257
fertilized ghuol egg 1,383
festive egg sac 24
festive holiday hat 112
festive sausage 6
fetid feather 13,762
Fettris 598
fettucini épines Inconnu 291
fettucini Inconnu 288
Feynman gate 380
fez of etymology 87
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy 21
fiery wing 1,552
figurine of a charred seal 63
figurine of a cold seal 167
figurine of a cute baby seal 4
figurine of a shadowy seal 78
figurine of a sleek seal 57
figurine of a slippery seal 27
figurine of a stinking seal 36
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 1,519
figurine of an ancient seal 1
figurine of an armored seal 3
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 700
filet of The Fish 77
filigreed hamethyst earring 107
filigreed hamethyst necklace 230
filigreed hamethyst ring 174
filled mosquito 39
filth-encrusted futon 360
filthy armor 1,817
filthy child leash 18,231
filthy corduroys 7,858
filthy hippy poncho 14
filthy knitted dread sack 916
filthy lucre 4
filthy monkey head 210
filthy pestle 329
filthy poultice 4,451
fin-bit wax 110
fine aged cheddarwurst 13,801
fine wine 2,661
finger cuffs 3,200
finger cymbals 80
Finnish Fish 75
fire 981
fire axe 5
fire crackers 1,234
fire flower 135
fire hose 90
fire poi 158
fire-roasted lake trout 2,757
fireball 522
firebomb 35,223
fireclutch 214
fireman's helmet 13
fireman's lunch 246
firemilk 507
fireproof megaphone 300
fireproof skip lid 111
Firewater 206
first-aid pouch 186
fish bazooka 12
fish head 54
fish juice box 8
fish sauce 388
fish scimitar 153
fish stick 7
fish stick cozy 11
fish-liver oil 14,753
fishbone belt 171
fishbone bracers 151
fishbone catcher's mitt 20
fishbone corset 100
fishbone facemask 45
fishbone kneepads 30
fishcake 1
fishelada 15,011
fishin' hat 211
fishy fish 1,560
fishy fish casserole 1,391
fishy fish lasagna 476
fishy paste 17
fishy pipe 2
fishy wand 272
fist turkey outline 1
fitness wristband 201
Fitspiration™ poster 187
Five Second Energy™ 6
five-fingered fern resin 70
fixed-gear bicycle 127
fixodent 59
fizzing spore pod 25,694
fizzy potion 460
flame orb 78
flamin' bindle 19
Flamin' Whatshisname 298
Flaming Caipiranha 121
flaming cardboard sword 24
flaming crutch 1,024
flaming feather 10,570
flaming glowsticks 31
Flaming Knob 17
Flaming Mohobo 74
flaming mushroom 4,990
flaming mushroom wine 237
Flaming Sazerorc 279
flaming sword 583
flaming talons 4,204
flamingo mallet 1
Flan 17
flan del mar 335
flange 1,684
flapper floppers 4
flapper fly 2
flaregun 3,697
Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory 29
flashing novelty button 6
flashy pirate dreadlocks 1,435
flask flops 1,978
flask of Amontillado 20
flask of baconstone juice 86
flask of egggrog 192
flask of Gnomochloric acid 1
flask of hamethyst juice 1,435
flask of mining oil 502
flask of moonshine 4
flask of porquoise juice 60
flask of port 140
flask of rainwater 585
flask of tainted mining oil 610
Flaskfull of Hollow 17,083
flat cider 4
flat dough 428
flat mushroom wine 167
flavored foot massage oil 2,497
flavorless gruel 192
flayed mind 852
fleetwood chain 4,013
fleetwood mac 'n' cheese 1,872
fleetwood macaroni 11,082
Fleshazole™ 293
fleshy lump 214
fleshy putty 888
flimsy clipboard 777
flimsy hardwood scraps 2
flirtatious feather 747
floaty gravel 4
floaty inverse geode 14
floaty pebbles 5
floaty rock 1
floaty rock pants 5
floaty sand 29
floaty stone sphere 1
floorboard cruft 6
floral print shirt 10
floral-print skirt 255
flour cookie 132
flower petal pie 1,398
flowing hippy skirt 533
fluid of fudge-finding 6
fluorescent lightbulb 7
flute of flat champagne 43,085
flyest of shirts 2
Flying Caipiranha 20
flypaper staff 332
flytrap bezoar 40
flytrap pellet 238
foam dart 2,544
foam noodle 1,609
foam pistol 6
foetid seal tear 920
Fog Murderer 1,051
foggy glass globe 19
foie gras 258
folder (barbarian) 11
folder (blue) 9,568
folder (catfish) 361
folder (D-Team) 2
folder (dancing dolphins) 1
folder (Ex-Files) 37
folder (green) 7,764
folder (heavy metal) 766
folder (holographic fractal) 1
folder (Jackass Plumber) 4
folder (magenta) 204
folder (owl) 38
folder (rainbow unicorn) 83
folder (red) 11,253
folder (skull and crossbones) 5
folder (sportsballs) 755
folder (Stinky Trash Kid) 182
folder (wizard) 257
folder (yellow) 63
Folder Holder 1
food drive button 1
food mailing list 1
foolscap fool's cap 673
foon 4,721
foon of fearfulness 2
foon of fleshiness 2
foon of foulness 1
foon of frigidity 15
foon of fulmination 1
foot-long hot daub 12
football helmet 1,232
forbidden danish 11
forbidden sausage 14
forest spirit rattle 575
forest tears 45
Former Sheriff Dan's tin star 4
fortifying hot cocoa 4
fortune cookie 55,125
fossilized baboon skull 670
fossilized bat skull 211
fossilized demon skull 99
fossilized limb 726
fossilized serpent skull 398
fossilized spider skull 190
fossilized spike 243
fossilized spine 176
fossilized torso 5,892
fossilized wing 1,888
fossilized wyrm skull 309
fountain 'soda' 140
Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit 1
Frankly Mr. Shank 72
Frat Army FGF 1,187
frat brats 28
frayed rope belt 161
Freddie's blessing of Mercury 16
free boots 2
free-range mushroom 1
freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini 13
freezerburned ice cube 32
freezin' bindle 28
freightcake 203
French bronilla brogurt 176
french-fry grabber 106
freshwater fishbone 1,209
freshwater pearl necklace 198
fricasseed brains 4,422
fried air 630
Friendliness Beverage 1
friendly cheez blob 9
Friendly Turkey 191
frightful feather 16,969
frigid air mattress 130
frigid derringer 227
frigid fudgepuck 93
frigid hankyū 96
frigid mote 111
frigid ninja stars 50,993
Frigid Northern Beans 671
frilly shirt 400
frilly skirt 8,086
frog lip-print 2,014
Frogade 1,312
Fromage Pinotage 22
frontwinder skin 305
frost flower 35
Frost™ brand sword 84
frostbite-flavored Hob-O 3,139
frosty halo 73
Frosty's arm 1
Frosty's carrot 1
Frosty's frosty mug 92
Frown Exerciser 16
frozen banquet 44
frozen danish 230
frozen feather 1,286
frozen Mob Penguin 77
frozen mushroom 5,666
frozen nunchaku 986
frozen shampoo-conditioner 1
frozen tofu pop 106
frozen turtle shell 486
fruit basket 933
fruit bat 3
fruit bowl 157
fruit-stuffed rumcake 8
fruitcake 3,207
fruitfilm 1,665
fruity girl swill 608
fry-oil-flavored Hob-O 641
frying brainpan 1
Fu Manchu Wax 2,565
fudge bunny 25
Fudge Fiber Armor Plating 229
fudge lily 172
fudge pocket square 22
fudge spork 58
fudge-shaped hole in space-time 5
fudgecule 605
fudgecycle 5
fudgesicle 258
Fudgie Roll 193
full lava bottle 104
full meat tank 14,477
fumble formula 48
Fun-Guy spore 22
FunFunds™ 1,000
funhouse mirror 240
funky brass fez 461
funky dried mushroom 2,250
funky eyepatch 1,790
funky junk key 134
funny bone 5,996
furniture dolly 1,266
furry fur 6,441
furry green earmuffs 116
furry green turtle 171
furry halo 55
furry kilt 253
furry pants 2,664
furry pill 1,675
furry skirt 22
fusilli marrownarrow 694
fusillocybin 148
future drug: Coolscaline 17
future drug: Muscularactum 732
future drug: Smartinex 1,215
fuzzbump 1,472
Fuzzby 1
fuzzy busby 31
fuzzy dice 35
fuzzy earmuffs 22
fuzzy montera 16
fuzzy polar bear ears 4
Fuzzy Tentacle 239
ga-ga radio 197
Gabarbar 204
gabardine gaiters 1
gaffer's tape 355
Gaia beads 2,576
Galapagosian Cuisses 18
gallon of milk 1,562
Game Grid ticket 1,457
Game Grid token 24
GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine 1,135
GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card 1
gamer slurry 269
gamma nog 68
ganger bandana 385
garbage juice slurpee 88,670
garbage sticker 3
garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O 237
garish pinky ring 522
Garland of Greatness 1
Garter of the Turtle Poacher 19
gas balloon 5,090
gas can 493
gasmask 2
Gathered Meat-Clip 32
gator shades 1,310
gator skin 647
gatorskin umbrella 996
Gauntlets of the Blood Moon 4
gauze garter 510
gauze hammock 356
gauze shorts 914
gazely stare 1,233
gazing shoes 5
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 641
gearbox necklace 7
Gearhead Goo 293
Genalen™ Bottle 48,866
Gene Tonic: Beast 202
Gene Tonic: Constellation 140
Gene Tonic: Demon 152
Gene Tonic: Dude 633
Gene Tonic: Elemental 184
Gene Tonic: Elf 108
Gene Tonic: Fish 397
Gene Tonic: Goblin 166
Gene Tonic: Hippy 47
Gene Tonic: Hobo 59
Gene Tonic: Horror 346
Gene Tonic: Humanoid 4
Gene Tonic: Mer-kin 70
Gene Tonic: Penguin 5
Gene Tonic: Pirate 149
Gene Tonic: Plant 117
Gene Tonic: Slime 40
Gene Tonic: Undead 2
Gene Tonic: Weird 267
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 7,936
generic healing potion 218,243
generic restorative potion 1,288
genie's bracers 21
genie's pants 16
genie's scimitar 14
genie's turbane 19
Gets-You-Drunk 55
ghast iron cleaver 21
ghast iron codpiece 127
ghast iron Garibaldi 30
ghast iron heater shield 134
ghost accordion 8
ghost beer 339
ghost bit 2,899
ghost cucumber 1,650
Ghost Dog Chow 8
ghost key 33
ghost of a necklace 62
ghost pencil 1
ghost pepper 7
ghost pickle on a stick 65
Ghost Pinching Quarterly 42
ghost protocol 89
ghost thread 16
ghost toga 2,024
ghost trap 591
ghostly body paint 306
ghostly dagger 115
ghostly ectoplasm 10
ghostly pickling solution 262
ghuol ears 47,109
ghuol egg 2,600
ghuol egg quiche 180
ghuol guolash 1,822
ghuol-ear kabob 55
giant artisanal rice peeler 73
Giant black monolith 27
giant book of ancient carols 1
giant breath mint 1,045
giant cactus quill 96
giant candy cane 309
giant cheesestick 4
giant clay ashtray 16
giant designer sunglasses 436
giant discarded bottlecap 1,100
giant discarded plastic fork 287
giant discarded torn-up glove 976
giant driftwood sculpture 136
giant fishhook 86
giant foam finger 186
giant free-range mushroom 5
giant giant moth dust 6,727
giant glass of brandy 135
giant grain of protein powder 29,849
giant green gummi bear 5
giant green gummi ingot 2,656
giant gym membership card 1,255
giant heirloom grape tomato 372
giant jar of protein powder 10,934
giant marshmallow 59
giant motorcycle boots 23
giant moxie weed 501
giant neckbeard 24,178
giant needle 4,364
giant O 5
giant pearl 8
giant penguin keychain 392
giant pinky ring 712
giant red gummi bear 1,370
giant red gummi ingot 770
giant safety pin 201
giant shrimp fork 856
giant spider leg 152
giant stuffed bugbear 1
giant tube of black lipstick 16,710
giant turkey leg 2,216
giant yellow gummi bear 2,780
giant yellow gummi ingot 913
giant yellow hat 762
gibson 2,226
gift card 425
gift-a-pult 12
gilded ancient cursed chest 31
gilded ancient cursed key 26
gilded lily 630
gilded trumpet 1
gill rings 115
gilt perfume bottle 2,452
gimlet 210
gin and tonic 7
Gin Mint 82
gin-soaked blotter paper 12
ginger beer 25
ginger snaps 23,056
gingerbeard 101
gingerbread bugbear 30,783
gingerbread cigarette 1,651
gingerbread dog treat 48
gingerbread gavel 168
gingerbread hoodie 1,175
gingerbread horror 1,919
gingerbread house 45
gingerbread mask 493
gingerbread moneybag 1
gingerbread mug 1,047
gingerbread mutant bugbear 419
gingerbread nylons 1
gingerbread pirate 5
gingerbread pistol 28
gingerbread restraining order 62
gingerbread robot 30
gingerbread smartphone 54,174
gingerbread spice latte 288
gingerbread tophat 63
gingerbread trousers 68
gingerbread waistcoat 64
gingerbread wine 64
gingernade 14
gingerservo 90
gingham blouse 155
ginormous pumpkin 9
giraffe-necked turtle 1,119
glacial clock 42
glacial sapphire 57
gladiator tunica 511
glark cable 1,457
Glass Balls of the Goblin King 3
glass casserole dish 189
glass eye 1
glass gnoll eye 38
glass of baboon milk 3,383
glass of bourbon 440
glass of drippy wine 101
glass of gnat milk 263
glass of goat's milk 1,721
glass of herbal tequila 434
glass of warm milk 4,595
glass of warm water 455
glass pie plate 88
gleaming oyster egg 326
Glenn's golden dice 20
glimmering buzzard feather 36
glimmering great tit feather 8
glimmering penguin feather 6
glimmering phoenix feather 788
glimmering raven feather 125
glimmering roc feather 304
glistening fish meat 90
glistening oyster egg 576
glistening staff 116
glittery mascara 100,989
Glo-Pop 1,345
glob of cream cheese 389
glob of enchanted icing 126
glob of extra-green chlorophyll 137
glob of green slime 12,222
glob of melted wax 1
glob of salty molasses 2,965
glob of spoiled mayo 1
glob of undifferentiated tissue 1
globe of Deep Sauce 909
gloomy mushroom wine 60
glow-in-the-dark dart gun 25
glow-in-the-dark necklace 491
glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub 2
glow-in-the-dark wristwatch 55
glowing esca 1,484
glowing frisbee 1
glowing fungus 2,747
glowing New Age crystal 365
glowing red eye 5,810
glowing spore pod 142
glowing syringe 586
Glum berry 101
glyph of athleticism 37
gnashing teeth 213
gnat lasagna 64
gnatloaf 1,262
gnatloaf casserole 1,788
gnatwing 29,732
gnatwing earring 10
gnauga hide 2,361
gnauga hide buckler 246
gnauga hide chaps 125
gnauga hide kilt 151
gnauga hide skirt 14
gnauga hide vest 3
gnauga hide whip 199
gnawed-up dog bone 5
gnocchetti di Nietzsche 884
gnoll lips 7,632
gnoll teeth 9,751
gnoll-tooth necklace 5,330
Gnollish autoplunger 1,340
Gnollish casserole dish 14
Gnollish Crossdress 1,230
Gnollish flyswatter 36,933
Gnollish pie server 873
Gnollish pie tin 50,539
Gnollish plunger 9,374
Gnollish sangria 1,203
Gnollish slotted spoon 321
Gnollish toolbox 964
Gnomish sagngria 168
Gnomish toolbox 236
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 673
go-go potion 2,753
Go-Wassail 2,325
goat 695
goat beard 5,056
goat cheese 5,045
goat cheese pizza 729
goat cheese taco 269
goatskin umbrella 204
gob of wet hair 9,852
goblin autoblowgun 459
goblin bone hilt 7
goblin hunting spear 4
goblin paste 1
goblin water 308
God Lobster Egg 1
gold Boozehounds Anonymous token 18
gold crown 46
gold lamé pants 218
gold nuggets 147
gold skull ring 6
gold star 95
gold tooth 5
gold toothbrush 45
Gold Velvet™ whiskey 125
gold wedding ring 65
golden fleece 445
golden gum 2,237
golden gun 10
Golden Kokomo Resort Chip 2
Golden Light 4
Golden Mean 88
golden plastic oyster egg 8
golden ring 1,084
golden tattoo gun 9
golden twig 24
goo magnet 1
Good 'n' Quiet 27
Good 'n' Slimy 11
good ash 213
good brain 5,123
good gravy 336
Goodfella contract 1,506
gooey lava globs 5
gooey paste 8
goofily-plumed helmet 5,088
googly eye 362
googly-star hat 20
gooified animal matter 12,139
gooified mineral matter 4,279
gooified vegetable matter 8,022
Gordon Bennett 1,108
goth kid t-shirt 393
GOTO 4,447
goulauncher 309
gourmet gourami oil 7,889
government 370
government booze shipment 3
government candy shipment 3
government cheese 538
government food shipment 3
government per-diem 5,410
government-issue identification badge 1,343
government-issued candy 74
government-issued night-vision goggles 414
gr8ps 3,142
grain of sand 11,354
grandfather watch 28
Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun 10
Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog 1
grape troll doll 9
grapefruit 17,544
grapes 16,266
grass blade 248
grass clippings 519
grass hat 271
grass skirt 93
grass whistle 63
Grasshopper 288
grassy cutlass 429
Grateful Undead T-shirt 395
Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) 61
Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) 40
Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled) 1
Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) 1
grave robbing shovel 4,852
graveyard snowglobe 146
gravy boat 3
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob 9
gray bow tie 1,278
gray seashell 4,081
grease cannon 223
grease gun 6
grease trap 1,429
greasy paste 406
Great Ball of Frozen Fire 1
great big capacitor 3
great old fashioned 970
Great Older Fashioned 152
Greatest American Pants 1
Greaves of the Murk Lord 2
Greek fire 2
green and red bean 3,367
green balloon 188
green bean casserole 57
green beer 311
green BRICKO brick 94
Green Burlap 582
green candy heart 12,072
green candygram 2
green clay bead 27
green cloth cap 4
Green Clover of Justice 2
green drunki-bear 748
green eggnog 171
green face paint 1
Green Giant 154
green glowstick 5
green gummi ingot 5,551
green hamhock 171
green lava globs 20
green LavaCo Lamp™ 2
green mana 1,883
Green Manalishi 7,374
Green Muslin 11
green peawee marble 780
green pill 13
green pixel 6,030
green pixel potion 4,564
green pixie spog 108
green rock candy 13
green rocket 8,892
green seashell 20
green smoke bomb 43
green snowcone 3,701
green traffic cone 1
Green Velvet 24
green-frosted astral cupcake 2,394
green-iced sweet roll 101
gremlin juice 6,179
gremlin mutagen 1,391
grey cube 227
grey gosling 1
Grey Guanon 7
grilled cheese sandwich 11
grilled mooseflank 103
Grim Brothers' story book 34
grim fairy tale 46
Grimacite Bock 1
grimstone mask 54
grimy lab coat 1,633
grinning turtle 5
grip key 165
grisly shell fragment 1,106
grizzled bearskin 3,551
grody jug 1
grog 1,034
grog nuts 5
grogpagne 8,791
Groll doll 800
groose grease 680
groovy prism necklace 14
groping claw 3
grouchy restless spirit 315
grouper fangirl 2
groupie bra 17
groupie lipstick 785
groupie spangles 2,004
grubby wool 1
grue egg 129
grue egg omelette 3
Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog 1
grumpy old man charrrm 371
grumpy old man charrrm bracelet 426
grungy bandana 527
grungy flannel shirt 347
guancertina 16
guano coffee cup 268
guard turtle collar 742
guard turtle shell 1,465
guffin 9
guilty sprout 68
guitar pick 464
gummi ammonite 42
gummi belemnite 15
gummi bowtie 21
gummi canary 1,908
gummi fang 1
gummi salamander 686
gummi snake 50
gummi sword 8
gummi trilobite 43
gummi turtle 4,568
Gummi-DNA 458
Gummi-Gnauga 3,002
Gummy Brains 1,047
gumshoes 2
gun cleaning kit 1,967
gun parts 491
gunky chicken 2,416
gunner's daughter 831
gunpowder burrito 268
gunwale 5
guts necklace 3
guy made of bee pollen 583
Guzzlr application 1
gym membership card 8,667
gym shorts 448
Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom 213
gyroscope 2,025
hacked gibson 3,083
haggis socks 2,611
haggis-infused soap 1,134
haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis 3,174
haiku katana 1
hair of the calf 1
hair of the fish 2
hair oil 1,899
hair spray 82,532
Hairpiece On Fire 278
hairshirt 3
hairy staff 30
Half a Purse 37
half double fruitcake 36
half of a gold tooth 2,536
half-baked potion 110
half-digested coal 1
half-empty carton of milk 861
half-height cigar 18
half-height unicycle 50
half-melted spoon 1,062
half-orchid 2,937
half-rotten brain 12
half-size scalpel 574
half-sized guitar 106
halfberd 25
halibut 845
ham steak 26
hambrosier 489
hamburger 40
hamethyst 2,057
hamethyst bracelet 29
hamethyst earring 82
hamethyst necklace 262
hamethyst ring 9
hamethyst-handled sixgun 32
hamlet sandwich 3,977
hand grenegg 185
Hand in Glove 22
hand of cards 1,674
Hand that Rocks the Ladle 136
hand-carved bokken 19
hand-carved staff 2
hand-crafted candy cane 1
hand-knitted Crimbo socks 1
hand-knitted diving booties 1
handful of barley 1,073
handful of bees 4
handful of confetti 88
handful of crafty noodles 41
handful of Crotchety Pine needles 22
handful of drink tickets 426
handful of fire 446
handful of hand chalk 465
handful of honey 4
handful of Laughing Willow bark 18
handful of moss 11,734
handful of napalm 128
handful of numbers 82
handful of nuts and berries 755
handful of pine needles 5,016
handful of sand 554
handful of sawdust 9,919
handful of Smithereens 3,927
handful of stubble 192
handful of tips 2,277
handful of toilet paper 4
handful of walnuts 18,700
handmade hobby horse 30
Handsome Devil 39
handsomeness potion 5,355
handyman "hand soap" 663
Hanukkimbo dreidl 1
happiness 63
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 198
hard spore pod 1,003
hardboiled egg 8,113
hardware upgrade 61
hare brush 20
harem girl t-shirt 358
Hatorade 3,096
haunted battery 1,120
haunted bindle 246
haunted bottle of vodka 13
haunted cherry pie 200
haunted eggnog 373
haunted flame 1,098
haunted gimlet 576
haunted Hell ramen 126
haunted martini 1,031
haunted orange 17
haunted paddle-ball 712
haunted pizza 169
Haunted Sorority House staff guide 4,417
hawk 2,060
hawkface potion 1,681
Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance 26
Haymaker 153
hazardous sauce dosimeter 1
hazmat helmet 48
head mirror 399
headhunter necktie 1,534
headless sparrow 39
heart cozy 344
heart necklace 267
heart of dark chocolate 1
heart of rock and roll 4
heart of the volcano 83
heart-shaped balloon 207
heart-shaped candy whetstone 182
heart-shaped crate 1
heat-resistant gloves 295
heat-resistant necktie 134
heat-resistant sheet metal 4
heather graham cracker 11
heavy crown 1,178
heavy D 74,873
heavy hot sauce 4
heavy leather-bound tome 83
heavy metal sonata 858
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 79
heavy necklace chain 1,437
heavy-duty clipboard 691
heavy-duty Crimbot aerial 222
hedgeturtle 12,396
Heimandatz's heart 10
Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans 74
Hell and How I Bent It 6
Hell broth 2,077
hell in a bucket 186
Hell ramen 1,383
Hellfire Spicy Beans 22
hellion cube 1,535
hellseal claw 48,240
hellseal whisker 17,554
Helm of the Scream Emperor 2
helm of the white knight 101
helmet recipe 27
helmet turtle 10,295
hemp candy necklace 15
hemp net 97
hemp string 2,172
henna face paint 87
henna tattoo 95
hep waders 1
herb brownies 3,430
herbal stuffing 569
herbs 37,363
hermedisiac cologne 140
hermit factoid 1,000
hermit permit 169
Herring Daiquiri 209
Herring Wallbanger 27
herringcello 265
Herringtini 18
Hersey™ SMOOCH 4
hi-octane carrot juice 24
hibiscus petal 664
Hide-rox™ cookie 115
hideous egg 165
high-calorie sugar substitute 20,274
high-end ginger wine 4
high-energy mining laser 52
high-pressure seltzer bottle 86
high-resistance ultrapolymer plating 381
high-speed upgrade 144
high-temperature mining drill 129
high-temperature mining mask 90
high-test fishing line 2,680
Highest Bitter 154
hill of beans 12,749
Himalayan Hidalgo sauce 18
hippo skin buckler 1,505
hippo whip 3,102
hippopotamus kilt 604
hippopotamus pants 788
hippopotamus skin 14,911
hippopotamus skirt 11
hipposkin poncho 2,057
Hippy Army MPE 1,373
hippy bongo 973
hippy herbal tea 5,302
hippy medical kit 217
hippy paste 184
hippy protest button 261
hipster cocktail 17
History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX 6
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians 6
hoarded candy wad 5
hobo fortress blueprints 19
hobo nickel 1
hobo paste 385
Hodgman's blanket 264
Hodgman's harmonica 1
Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics 3
Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin 12
Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top 2
Hodgman's lobsterskin pants 1
holiday cheese log 2
Holiday Fun! 4,713
Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book! 1
holiday log 7
holistic headache remedy 217
Hollandaise helmet 11,226
hollow rock 73
holly-flavored Hob-O 7
holo-bomber 46
holo-platoon 443
holo-tank 44
holy bomb, batman 6
home robotics kit 1,093
homeopathic healing powder 6
homeopathic mint tea 444
honey dipper 14
honey mead 107
honey stick 1,618
honey-dew 3,517
honey-dipped locust 13,701
honey-drenched ham slice 232
hopeful candle 1
hopping socks 9
horizontal tango 4,622
hors d'oeuvre tray 13,429
Horsery contract 1
Hot 'n' Scarys 235
hot and sour sauce 6
hot ashes 2
hot buttered roll 79,311
hot button candy 985
hot cluster 14
hot clusterbomb 19
hot coal 2,365
hot cocoa au beurre 21
hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows 440
hot cross bow 1
hot date 62,102
hot daub 202
hot daub bun 1
hot daub stand 30
hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa 1,372
hot egg 25
hot hi mein 2,384
hot katana blade 5,779
hot mint schnocolate 84
hot nuggets 15,632
hot pink lipstick 303
hot plate 11,449
hot powder 36,886
hot spore pod 1,413
hot stuffing 2
hot wad 3,000
hot watered rum 925
hot wine 175
hot wing 40,061
hotel minibar key 1,955
hovering sombrero 534
How to Avoid Scams 601
How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying 15
How to Play Othello 447
huge bowl of candy 246
huge Crimbo cookie 42
huge gold coin 2,172
huge mint leaf 1,964
huge mosquito proboscis 12
huge pumpkin 214
huge spoon 139
Humanitini 33
humble pie 17
Humpty Dumplings 2
Hundred Headed IPA 27
Hunger™ Sauce 76
hunk of granite 120
hushed puppy 188
hustler shades 1,443
hyperbolic plasma focuser 1,018
hypnodisk 1
hypodermic needle 69
ice baby 1
ice cream sandwich 123
ice harvest 5,347
ice hotel bell 30
ice house 6
Ice Island Long Tea 783
ice pick 1
ice porter 27,332
ice rice 401
ice skate decoy 57
ice skate doll 2
ice skates 1
ice stein 41
ice wine 390
Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace 26
Ice-Cold Beer Ring 65
Ice-Cold Beerring 1
ice-cold Cloaca Zero 2,195
ice-cold fotie 7,696
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 10,827
ice-cold six-pack 730
ice-cold Willer 15,023
iceberg lettuce 301
Iceberglar scarf 981
iceberglet 1
iced plum wine 186
iced-out bling 6
icicle katana 6
icing poncho 15
icy hairspray 1,052
icy katana hilt 2,577
icy mushroom wine 209
icy-hot katana 1,180
iFlail 6
igloo pie 77
iGoogly 3,263
Iiti Kitty Gumdrop 209
Iiti Kitty phone charm 8,512
illegal firecracker 1
Illuminati earpiece 2,149
Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos 30
imitation crab crate 1,090
imitation crab meat 19,530
imitation crab zoea 35
imitation nice watch 7
imitation whetstone 65
imitation White Russian 19,867
immense ballet shoes 17
immense cyborg hand 57
immense free-range mushroom 8
imp air 4,788
Imp Ale 5,823
imp unity ring 2,931
imported lemon lozenge 81
imported taffy 10
improved martini 613
impure gasoline 1,013
in-the-box spring shoes 1
incense bath ball 7
incredible pizza 669
incredibly creepy marionette 506
incredibly dense meat gem 2
indescribably horrible paste 3
industrial frosting 7
industrial lubricant 2
industrial strength anti-fungal spray 231
industrial strength starch 4,099
industrially-crushed ice 589
infernal fife 4,542
infernal insoles 2,280
infernal snowball 9
infernal toilet brush 1
inflatable baseball bat 25
inflatable duck 4,368
inflatable LT&T telegraph office 2
infrablack lipstick 839
ingot of seal-iron 2
ingot turtle 13
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 56
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) 2
initiative shawarma 208
ink bladder 1,171
inkwell 277
inky squid sauce 8,564
Inndya trading card 37
Inner Strength 102
Inner Truth 185
Inner Wisdom 140
innuendo 266
insane tophat 113
insanely spicy bean burrito 1,553
insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito 5,222
insanely spicy jumping bean burrito 233
Instant Karma 135
insulated gold wire 14
intact anemone spike 1,474
interesting-looking twig 11,082
internet point 786
interrogative elixir 1,932
Interview With You (a Vampire) 1
intimidating coiffure 42
intricate clockwork egg 3
intriguing puzzle box 86
invisibility cream 201
invisibility potion 7
invisible bag 43
invisible potion 2,245
ion grid 4,404
ion-pulse modulation stabilizer 101
irate sombrero 1,051
Irish Coffee, English Heart 18
Iron Beta of Industry 51
iron chain 1
iron dagger 10
iron helmet 21
iron pasta spoon 6,425
iron torso box 2,453
ironic battle spoon 2,605
ironic jogging shorts 29
ironic knit cap 119
ironic mint 65
ironic moustache 1,120
ironic oversized sunglasses 2
irradiated candy cane 347
irradiated pet snacks 349
irradiated turtle 34
irresistibility potion 523
irritability potion 11
iShield 13
Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey 3
Island Hurricane 4
Island Landslide 49
Island Thunderstorm 17
ivory cue ball 20
jabañero pepper 7,116
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 3,363
jack flapper 36
Jack-in-the-box 410
Jack-O-Lantern beer 2,026
Jackass Plumber home game 1
Jackhammer 22
Jacob's rung 1,436
jagged scrap metal 750
jagged tooth 2
jalapeño slices 38
jam band 2
jam band bootleg 397
Jamaican coffee 210
jamfish jam 407
Jamocha berry 55
janglin' bones 10,845
jangly bracelet 833
jangly spurs 17
janitor sponge 383
janitor's mop 2,389
January's Garbage Tote (unopened) 1
jar full of wind 1,514
jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade 26
jar of fermented pickle juice 212
jar of psychoses (Jick) 46
jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) 100
jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) 11
jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) 52
jar of psychoses (The Old Man) 70
jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) 82
jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) 106
jar of squeeze 110
jar of swamp gas 2,121
jar of swamp honey 3,709
Jarlsberg's earring 331
Jarlsberg's key lime 259
Jarlsberg's key lime pie 342
jaunty feather 9,709
java cookie 322
jawbruiser 66
jazz soap 713
jazzy cigarette holder 229
Jefferson wings 664
Jekyllin hide belt 2
jellyfish gel 751
Jerks' Health™ Magazine 232
jerky coins 2,628
jet bennie marble 28
jewel-eyed wizard hat 1
jewelry-making pliers 4
jigsaw blade 802
jingle bell 1
jingling spore pod 23
jive turkey leg 1,464
Jocko Homo's head 12
Jokester makeup 6
Jolly Roger charrrm 1,952
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet 668
joybuzzer 782
jug of "wine" 46
jug of baconstone juice 1,536
jug of booze 211
jug of Gnomochloric acid 1,331
jug of hamethyst juice 156
jug of porquoise juice 212
jug-o-magicalness 14,014
juggling ball 72
Juju Mojo Mask 1
Jumbo Dr. Lucifer 212
jumbo olive 173
jumping bean burrito 39,466
jumping bean taco 3,476
jumping horseradish 378
jungle drum 558
jungle floor wax 12,077
Jungle Juice 345
Junior LAAAAME merit badge 1
juniper berries 14,951
junk band 6
junk food 245
junk trunks 4
junk yard 583
Junk-Bond 163
junk-mail shirt 31
kamicorpse-ee 324
karma shawarma 362
Kashmir sweater 198
keel-haulin' knife 610
keg shield 3,281
Kelflar vest 31
kelp 22,197
kelp-holly drape 2
kelp-holly gun 4
Kentucky-fried meat crossbow 18
Kentucky-fried meat staff 4
Kentucky-fried meat sword 24
Kentucky-style derby 18
ketchup 11,596
ketchup hound 39,906
Kevlar balloon 520
khaki duffel bag 379
kick-ass kicks 1,752
kickback cookbook 23
kill screen 1
killer rag doll 273
killing feather 447
killing jar 2
king cookie 31
Kiss the Knob apron 25
Kissin' Cousins 37
kite 688
kitten burglar 1
Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card 134
kiwi 1,526
kiwi beak 272
kneecapping stick 1,310
knight cookie 124
knob bugle 1,977
Knob Göblin lòve potion 55
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 1,525
Knob Goblin elite helm 16,078
Knob Goblin elite pants 23,019
Knob Goblin elite polearm 953
Knob Goblin elite shirt 2,778
Knob Goblin eyedrops 125
Knob Goblin firecracker 10,017
Knob Goblin harem pants 541
Knob Goblin harem veil 546
Knob Goblin learning pill 4,408
Knob Goblin love potion 2,188
Knob Goblin lunchbox 153
Knob Goblin melon baller 316
Knob Goblin Mutagen 258
Knob Goblin nasal spray 7,405
Knob Goblin pants 47,478
Knob Goblin perfume 604
Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray 5,798
Knob Goblin scimitar 7,638
Knob Goblin seltzer 2,222
Knob Goblin sharpening spray 5,687
Knob Goblin spatula 1,038
Knob Goblin steroids 1,795
Knob Goblin stink bomb 214
Knob Goblin superseltzer 2,375
Knob Goblin tongs 26,124
Knob Goblin Uberpants 160
Knob Goblin visor 962
Knob jelly donut 293
knob ka-bobs 303
Knob Kitchen grab-bag 495
Knob lo mein 307
Knob mushroom 1,349
knob mushroom wine 248
Knob nuts 608
Knob pasty 784
Knob sausage 1,035
Knob sausage stir-fry 62
Knob shroomkabob 44
Knob stir-fry 1,360
Knob stroganoff 153
Knob stuffed shells 1,367
knobby helmet turtle 450
knobby kneepads 329
Knoll lo mein 113
Knoll mushroom 5,150
knoll mushroom wine 50
Knoll shroomkabob 6,456
Knoll stir-fry 71
knuckle sandwich 655
kobold kibble 213
kobold treasure hoard 35
Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil 500
Kokomo Resort Chip 626
Kokomo Resort Order Pad 6
Kokomo Resort Pass 1,139
KoL Con 13 T-shirt 1,440
Krakrox's Loincloth 24
Kramco Industries packing carton 1
Krampus Horn 1
Kudzu salad 13
Kudzu slaw 223
kumquartz 578
kumquartz ring 39
kumquat 17,649
kumquat supersucker 19
L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate 830
La Fantasma y La Oscuridad 783
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 10
lab-grown meat 1,026
labrador cookie 8
ladle of mystery 38
Lapis Lazuli 1
large box 6,485
large cocoa eggshell fragment 1,566
large tankard of ale 241
LARP membership card 1
Lars the Cyberian 10
laser-broiled pear 229
latte lovers club card 1
lava cake 1,140
Lava Miner's Daughter 16
lava-proof pants 253
LavaCo™ Lamp housing 117
lavalarva 5
lavawater 3,265
lavender candy heart 1,661
lavender candygram 3
lavender paisley oyster egg 878
lavender plastic oyster egg 1,208
lavender polka-dot oyster egg 285
lavender striped oyster egg 101
law-abiding citizen cane 7
lawn dart 71
lawnmower blade 4
Lazybones™ recliner 82
LCD game: Burger Belt 3,098
LCD game: Food Eater 1,496
LCD game: Garbage River 1,976
lead collar 39
lead necklace 1,565
lead umbrella 1
lead yo-yo 2,172
Lead Zeta of Chastity 1
leaf 5,454
leaf of grass 469
leaflet 4,213
leather aviator's cap 11
leather bookmark 3,901
leather chaps 1,831
leather glove 219
leather mask 3,889
leathery bat skin 2,823
leathery cat skin 1,689
leathery rat skin 607
LED block 631
Lederhosen of the Night 10
leechknife 195
left bracket 20
left parenthesis 80
leftover canapés 124
leftover chocolate bar 128
leftover Crimbo rations 3
leftover pasty 220
leftovers 27
leftovers of indeterminate origin 181
leftovers sandwich 1,269
legitimate business on the beach 46
lemon 1,509
lemon meringue pie 423
lemon popsicle 61
lemonade marble 165
lemonhead caviar 19
lemony scales 67
length of old fuse 20
length of string 7,269
Leonard's glasses 218
leotarrrd 6,116
leprechaun hatchling 68
less-than-three-shaped box 13
lesser grodulated violet 89
Let Me Be! 10
Letter from Carrie Bradshaw 32
letterman's jacket 203
Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil 268
lewd playing card 27
Li'l Businessman Kit 8
li'l candy corn costume 447
li'l orphan tot 1
li'l unicorn costume 512
LI-11 Motor Pool voucher 1
Liam's mail 230
liar's pants 1
libation of liveliness 848
libertagliatelle 309
Libram of BRICKOs 1
Libram of Candy Heart Summoning 1
Libram of Divine Favors 1
Libram of Love Songs 1
Libram of Pulled Taffy 1
Libram of Resolutions 1
library card 889
License To Kill 2
licorice boa 2
licorice garrote 26
licorice root 2,161
licorice snake 61
licorice whip 33
lifeless meat doll 7
lihc eye 43,626
lihc eye pie 5,173
lihc face 2,461
Lil' Snowball Factory 2
limburger biker boots 253
lime 11
lime supersucker 347
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 1,425
limp broccoli 1,898
line 27,273
linguini immondizia bianco 931
linguini of the sea 29
linoleum crossbow 57
linoleum crossbow string 12,889
linoleum helmet turtle 44
linoleum meat stack 206
linoleum ore 2,632
linoleum staff 300
linoleum stick 23,680
linoleum sword 92
linoleum sword hilt 25,038
lint 7,358
lion musk 293
lion oil 1,073
liquid bread 204
liquid ice 440
liquid ice pack 100
liquid rhinestones 153
liquid shifting time weirdness 219
liquid smoke 1
liquid SONAR 132
literal grasshopper 77
little black book 212
little box of fireworks 2
Little Crimson Book 151
little deuce cape 37
little firkin 33,945
Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab 1
little paper umbrella 7,236
little piece of steel 39
little red .epub file 3,172
little red book 4
little red jam 600
little round pebble 484
little wooden mannequin 163
live lobster 122
live nautical mine 893
live wire 117
liver and let pie 35
liver popsicle 1,907
livid energy 117
Living to Drink, Drinking to Live 1
llama lama cria 1
llama lama gong 3,366
loaded serum blowgun 162
loadstone 98
loaf of alien bread 227
loaf of soda bread 43
loafers 650
loathing eagle baby-doll shirt 8
Loathing Idol Microphone 28
Loathing Legion knife 1
Lobos Mints 5
locked mumming trunk 1
Lockenstock™ sandals 2,176
Locust 141
lodestone 127
logging hatchet 140
logic synthesizer 532
lollipop cufflinks 38
Lollipop Drop 32
lollipop stick 15,079
LOLmec statuette 12
Lolsipop 1,075
London frog 249
long pork 1,339
long pork casserole 675
long pork chop sandwiches 2,164
long pork lasagna 347
long skinny balloon 8,263
long-forgotten necklace 44
long-stemmed rose 6
longhaired hippy wig 348
loose blade 1
loose purse strings 1
loose teeth 5,058
Lord Flameface's cloak 1
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 226
Lord Soggyraven's Slippers 90
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 81
los chinos 6,662
lost elf luggage 363
lost key 679
lotion of coldness 1,663
lotion of hotness 6,121
lotion of sleaziness 2,334
lotion of spookiness 130
lotion of stench 1,734
Louder Than Bomb 520
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 2,902
LOV Echinacea Bouquet 218
LOV Elephant 1
LOV Elixir #3 413
LOV Elixir #6 357
LOV Elixir #9 300
LOV Emotionizer 17
LOV Enamorang 202
love 38
Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them 18
love song of disturbing obsession 12
love song of icy revenge 30
love song of naughty innuendo 10,708
love song of smoldering passion 10
love song of sugary cuteness 16,279
love song of vague ambiguity 27,135
lovecat tail 2,927
low-budget shield 183
lowercase a 7
lowercase N 5,214
LT&T tattoo kit 2
LT&T telegraph office deed 1
lucky ball-and-chain 52
lucky bottlecap 19
lucky cat collar 271
lucky cat statue 232
lucky cat's paw 610
lucky Crimbo tiki necklace 12
lucky lighter 1
lucky rabbit's foot 678
lucky rabbitfish fin 8
Lucky Strikes holo-record 111
Lucky Surprise Egg 538
lucky Tam O'Shanter 1
lucky-ish pill 58
Ludovico Pastaco 87
lumbering jack 8,477
Lumineux Limnio 383
lump of black ichor 620
lump of Brituminous coal 3,187
lump of clay 288
lump of coal 1,010
lump of diamond 2,603
lump of goofball ore 467
lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter 10
lump of Saccharine Maple sap 29
Lump-Stacking for Beginners 2
lunar isotope 8
lupine appetite hormones 27
lupine sword 199
lustrous drippy orb 2
lustrous oyster egg 193
LWA ring 1
lychee chuhai 240
lynyrd musk 2,598
lynyrd skin 83
lynyrd skinner toothblack 294
lynyrd snare 1,660
lynyrdskin breeches 1
lynyrdskin cap 1,000
M-242 12,605
macaroni duck 8
Mace of the Tortoise 160
machetito 303
machine elf capsule 1
macroplane grater 1
mad scientist's sock monkey 107
Mad Train wine 5,847
madius 391
Mae West 1,701
Mae West with a fly in it 7
mafia aria 377
mafia filofax 2,973
mafia middle finger ring 45
mafia organizer badge 115
mafia pinky ring 141
mafia pointer finger ring 7
mafia thumb ring 43
mafia wedding ring 4
magenta seashell 15
magic lamp 882
magic whistle 354
magical baguette 2,660
magical battery 1
magical ice cube with a fly in it 333
magical ice cubes 23,643
magical mystery juice 117
magical pony: Dusk Shiny 104
magical pony: Pearjack 76
magical pony: Rosey Cake 81
magical pony: Shutterfly 67
magical pony: Spectrum Dash 97
magical pony: Uniquity 70
magical sausage casing 51
magicalness-in-a-can 2,524
magicberry tablets 374
magilaser blastercannon 2,028
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 112
magnetic field 27
magnetic sculpture kit 2,265
magnificent oyster egg 566
magnifying glass 168
magnolia blossom 1,305
magnum of fancy champagne 149
maid head 7
maiden wig 813
makeshift cape 8
makeshift crane 3
makeshift sixgun 23
makeshift skirt 243
makeshift turban 154
Mallomarbles 1
mama's squeezebox 547
mana curds 763
mana-basted tofurkey leg 72
mana-coated yams 76
mana-fortified cranberry sauce 77
mana-stuffed herbal stuffing 72
mandarina colada 2,293
mandarina colada with a fly in it 9
Manetwich 485
mangled finger 4,209
mangled squirrel 66
manly bloomers 31
mannequin leg 15
Mansquito's blood 1,321
Manual of Numberology 2
Manual of Secret Door Detection 31
Manual of Transcendent Olfaction 4
many-eyed glasses 5,458
Map to Kokomo 1
maple leaf 1,671
maple syrup 1,412
margarita 113
mariachi G-string 302
mariachi hat 51,829
mariachi pants 570
mariachi toothpaste 1,234
marine aquamarine 233
Mariner's Friend cough drops 1,465
marionette 39
marionette collective 66
Mark I Steam-Hat 2,526
Mark II Steam-Hat 53
Mark III Steam-Hat 129
Mark IV Steam-Hat 1
Mark of the Bugbear 64
Mark of the Ghost 117
Mark of the Skeleton 23
Mark of the Vampire 157
Mark of the Werewolf 17
Mark of the Zombie 1
Mark V Steam-Hat 55
Marltini 20
Marquis de Poivre soda 7
marshmallow 847
marshmallow bomb 11
marshmallow flambé 106
marshroom 3
martini 148
martiny 244
Marvin's marvelous pill 179
marzipan skull 500
mashed potatoes 194
massive gemstone 2,531
Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery 41
massive sitar 36
massive wrench 2
mauve paisley oyster egg 511
mauve plastic oyster egg 846
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 117
mauve striped oyster egg 199
Maxing, Relaxing 341
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 6,927
MayDay™ contract 1
Mayflower bouquet 1
Mayo de Mayo™ mayo 65
mayo pump 27
McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade 1,689
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 2,028
meadeorite 1,174
Meat Butler 28
meat cowboy hat 339
Meat detector 161
meat engine 9,451
meat face 508
meat from yesterday 4,720
meat golem 161
Meat maid 37
Meat maid body 25
meat paste 1
meat shield 135
meat st‰¿bing club 5,241
meat stack 8,086
Meat Tenderizer is Murder 13
meat vortex 16,627
meatball 1,289
meatcar model 191
meatloaf helmet 36
meatsmithing guide 1,789
meatspout staff 2
meaty helmet turtle 1,806
Mechamelion 30
Medical Pastaco 14
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 18,460
medium slimy cyst 27
megacopia 213
megatofu 294
Meleegra™ pills 509
melon-infused sake 235
melted Jell-o shot 5,713
melty plastic grenade 476
meme generator 333
Memory Disk, Alpha 11
memory of a C 21
memory of a G 28
memory of a T 24
memory of an A 20
memory of some delicious amino acids 21
menorette 136
mentholated wine 1
menudo 2,266
menudo ravioli 3,722
Mer-kin begsign 338
Mer-kin breastplate 268
Mer-kin bunwig 251
Mer-kin cancerstick 206
Mer-kin cheatsheet 24
Mer-kin cookiestove 2,710
Mer-kin cooljuice 1,894
Mer-kin darkbook 2
Mer-kin digpick 40
Mer-kin dodgeball 1
Mer-kin dragbelt 125
Mer-kin dragnet 1
Mer-kin eyeglasses 1,285
Mer-kin fastjuice 73
Mer-kin finpaddle 12
Mer-kin fitbrine 208
Mer-kin foodbucket 428
Mer-kin gladiator mask 1
Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece 1
Mer-kin gutgirdle 210
Mer-kin hallpass 1,708
Mer-kin healscroll 1,587
Mer-kin hidepaint 3,134
Mer-kin hookspear 1,758
Mer-kin killscroll 940
Mer-kin knucklebone 32
Mer-kin lipstick 4
Mer-kin lunchbox 9
Mer-kin mouthsoap 713
Mer-kin paste 191
Mer-kin pinkslip 5
Mer-kin prayerbeads 696
Mer-kin pressureglobe 560
Mer-kin ragejuice 742
Mer-kin rocksalt 1
Mer-kin rollpin 8
Mer-kin roundshield 284
Mer-kin saltsquid 1,174
Mer-kin sawdust 463
Mer-kin scholar mask 1
Mer-kin scholar tailpiece 1
Mer-kin smartjuice 855
Mer-kin sneakmask 506
Mer-kin stopwatch 13
Mer-kin strongjuice 5
Mer-kin switchblade 1
Mer-kin takebag 2,010
Mer-kin thingpouch 3,618
Mer-kin weaksauce 1,845
Mer-kin wordquiz 483
Mer-kin worktea 420
Merc Core deployment orders 3
Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques 12
Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance 1
mercenary headband 246
mercenary pistol 14
mercenary rifle 3
mermaid's purse 130
mesh cap 536
Mesmereyes™ contact lenses 33
metal band T-shirt 194
metal mandible 26
metal meteoroid 12
metallic A 19,880
metallic foil bow 2
metallic foil cat ears 200
metallic foil radar dish 30
metandienone 78
meteor shower cap 45
meteorb 70
meteoreo 2,415
meteorite guard 221
Meteorite-Ade 1,254
meteortarboard 24
meteorthopedic shoes 35
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 452
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 4,428
Microplushie: Bropane 383
Microplushie: Dorkonide 260
Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid 191
Microplushie: Fauxnerditide 116
Microplushie: Gothochondria 553
Microplushie: Hippylase 471
Microplushie: Hipsterine 89
Microplushie: Hobomosome 253
Microplushie: Otakulone 1,078
Microplushie: Raverdrine 533
Microplushie: Sororitrate 372
microwave stogie 110
mid-level medieval mead 236
Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey 25,552
midget clownfish 15
midriff scrubs 3,583
milestone 1
milk of magnesium 3,000
Milk Studs 9,346
milky potion 6,678
mime army camouflage kit 11
mime army challenge coin 7
mime army infiltration glove 5
mime army insignia (cryonics) 11
mime army insignia (espionage) 11
mime army insignia (infantry) 11
mime army insignia (intelligence) 11
mime army insignia (morale) 11
mime army insignia (psychological warfare) 11
mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) 11
mime army insignia (sanitation) 11
mime army rations 18
mime army shotglass 5
mime army superserum 11
mime army wine 18
mime eraser 2,338
mime pocket probe 1
mime soul fragment 1,692
mime-proof sunglasses 1
mimeplasm 26
miming beret 11
miming boots 11
miming corduroys 12
miming gloves 12
miming shirt 11
mimosette 6
mince pie 28
mind flayer corpse 19,564
mineapple 235
miner's helmet 7,518
miner's pants 349
Mini-Crimbot crate 17
mini-marshmallow dispenser 256
mini-martini 86
mini-Mr. Accessory 62
mini-zeppelin 112
miniature antlers 14
miniature boiler 448
miniature carton of clove cigarettes 4
miniature castagnets 2
miniature coffin 6
miniature dormouse 170
miniature espresso maker 28
miniature goose mask 2
miniature gravy-covered maypole 1
miniature Jacob's ladder 8
miniature life preserver 211
miniature power pill 3
miniature pruning shears 53
miniature stuffed Goth Giant 1
Miniborg beeper 61
Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot 7
Miniborg hiveminder 21
Miniborg laser 50
Miniborg stomper 109
Miniborg strangler 738
MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher 70
minin' dynamite 599
miniscule beatbox 14
mint condition Lil' Doctor™ bag 1
Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog 1
Mint Yulep 374
mint-condition magic wand 4
Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet 5
Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass 9
Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge 5
Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves 6
Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow 16
mint-in-box Powerful Glove 1
mirrored aviator shades 16
Miserable Pie 300
misfit dolly 32
misfit hobby horse 3
misfit teddy bear 34
Miss Graves' vermouth 5
misshapen animal skeleton 1
Missing Eye Simulation Device 231
missing semicolon 12
missing wine 64
Misty Cape 2,328
Misty Cloak 2,226
Misty Robe 1,204
Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas 71
mixed wildflower greens 1,809
Mob Penguin cellular phone 337
mocking turtle 1,930
modern picture frame 4
Mohawk wig 1,276
Mohobo 221
moist barrel 1,142
moist Crimbo spices 465
moist sailor's cap 34
mojo filter 2,438
mole molé 38
mole skin notebook 319
molehill mountain 1
molotov cocktail cocktail 108
molten brick 81
molten scrap metal 4,272
Mon Tiki 1,670
monkey wrench 4,813
monomolecular yo-yo 26,294
Monstar energy beverage 2,432
monster bait 145
monster pants 1,224
mood ring 625
moomy dust 2,467
moon-amber 11
moonberry wine cooler 246
Moonds 2,005
moonglasses 271
Moonshine Mohobo 188
moose antlers 144
moose chocolate 15
moose thought 3,348
mooseflank 3,479
moosemeat pie 853
Moping Artistic Goth Kid 1
Morbidda trading card 125
More Humanitini than Humanitini 519
moreltini 2,326
Morlock's Mark Bourbon 149
morning dew 114
Mornington crescent roll 925
Morphan 8
Mortimer's nostrum 813
Morto Moreto 22
mostly-broken sunglasses 10
mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine 410
mother's little helper 44,256
mother's necklace 244
mother's secret recipe 199
motivational poster 13
mouldering barrel 579
mountain lion skin 3,594
Mountain Stream Code Black Alert 127
Mountain Stream soda 1,157
mouse skull 2
moustache sock 1,096
mouth-watering mayolus 267
moveable feast 1
moxie magnet 189
moxie weed 16,214
Mr. Accessaturday 30
Mr. Accessory Jr. 2
Mr. Balloon 30
Mr. Burnsger 23
Mr. Cheeng's spectacles 21
Mr. Eh? 1
Mr. Haggis 308
Mr. Joe's bangles 432
Mr. Mediocrebar 119,870
Mr. Screege's spectacles 266
Mrs. Rush 6
Ms. Accessory 2
MSG 2,617
Mt. McLargeHuge oyster 58,654
Mu 1
muculent machete 36
muddy pirate hat 16
muddy skirt 1
Mudflap-Girl Earring 2
Mudflap-Girl Necklace 55
Mudflap-Girl Ring 162
muffled muffuletta 66
mugcake 4,048
mulberry 77
mulled berry wine 24
mulled blood 34
mulled cider 571
mulled hobo wine 427
mullet wig 114
multi-level marzipan 1
mummified entombed cookbookbat 1
mummy costume 2,262
mummy mask 149
mummy wrapping 28,368
munchies pill 60
murderbot component casing 467
murderbot live wire 2
murderbot mask 700
murderbot memory chip 1,313
murderbot monofilament 428
murderbot plasma rifle 353
murderbot power cell 628
murderbot spring injector 3
murderbot whip 653
Murderer's Punch 5,651
murky potion 13,419
Muschat 416
muscle oil 216
mushroom fermenting solution 243
mushroom filet 279
mushroom pizza 8,792
mushroom tea 404
mushroom whiskey 6
musk turtle 177
muskox-skin cap 151
Mustardigrade 1
mutant cactus bud 1
mutant fire ant egg 1
mutant gila monster egg 3
mutant rattlesnake egg 7
mutated candy lump 18
My First Paycheck envelope 10
My Life of Crime, a Memoir 26
My Own Pen Pal kit 1
Mylar balloon 2,040
mylar scout drone 1,187
myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball 2
Mysterious Black Box 314
Mysterious Blue Box 335
mysterious chemical residue 1,476
mysterious chest 1
Mysterious Green Box 1,587
Mysterious Island iced tea 85
mysterious present 134
Mysterious Red Box 333
mysterious silver lapel pin 70
Mysterious Stranger 102
mystery lollipop 1,540
nachos of the night 473
Nadsat berry 1
nail file 24,306
nailswurst 1,822
nanite-infested candy cane 148
nanite-infested eggnog 79
nanite-infested fruitcake 564
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 133
nanofiber cloth 1,953
nanorhino credit card 17
Napalm In The Morning™ candle 600
Nardz energy beverage 361
nasty gum 1,775
nasty rat mask 605
nasty snuff 1,704
nasty-smelling moss 21
nastygeist 1,027
natto marble soda 1,701
natto pocky 1,138
natto-infused sake 567
natty blue ascot 12
natural fennel soda 2,538
natural magick candle 55
Nayztameetjoo trading card 12
ND 1,287
Necbro wafers 1,824
necklace chain 510
Necrotelicomnicon 569
necrotizing body spray 5,392
neg grog 59
nega-mushroom 38
nega-mushroom wine 59
negative lump 22,072
negotiatin' hammer 943
neoprene skullcap 653
Neuromancer 1,507
neurostim pill 6
neutron lollipop 1,741
Neverending Party favor 483
Neverending Party guest pass 68
Neverending Party invitation envelope 1
neverending wallet chain 7,553
New Age healing crystal 2
New Cloaca-Cola 111
new habit 1
New Zealand iced tea 2,903
New-You Club Membership Form 1
Newark 1,169
Newbiesport™ tent 1,563
newborn kobold 5
Newman's Own Trousers 9
NG 1,757
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 5
nicksilver ring 21
night-vision goggles 104
Nightmare Fuel 30
ninja carabiner 3
ninja crampons 8
ninja eyeblack 3,162
ninja fear powder 6,529
ninja hot pants 6,041
ninja mop 7,007
ninja pirate zombie robot head 9
ninja rope 9
ninjammies 1
No Hats as Art 50
noir fedora 127
non-aged vinegar 834
non-Euclidean angle 31
Non-Euclidean Finance 19
non-Euclidean non-accordion 147
normal barrel 8,304
Northern pemmican 668
norwhal helmet 3
Nose Ring of Putrescence 29
nosy nose ringy ring 172
not-a-pipe 87
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 1,221
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 570
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 562
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 326
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 1,166
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 247
nothing-in-the-box 1,096
nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box 1,611
nothingtini 367
noticeable pumps 1,519
novelty fruit hat 1,131
novelty tattoo sleeves 1
Now and Earlier 154
Now You're Cooking With Grease 8
noxious gas grenade 1
NPZR chemistry set 415
Nuclear Blastball 2,037
nuclear stockpile 17
nugget of Crimbonium 4,829
nugget of nicksilver 40
nugget of quicksilver 167
nugget of sicksilver 1,057
nugget of slicksilver 72
nugget of sodium 2
nugget of thicksilver 74
nugget of ticksilver 44
nugget of wicksilver 864
numberwang 5
nurse's hat 565
Nursine 20
nut-shaped Crimbo cookie 239
nutty organic salad 3,602
O 3,492
O'RLY manual 5
obnoxious riddle 13
obsidian dagger 30
obsidian nutcracker 499
ocarina of space 121
occult jelly donut 308
ocean motion 3,068
octolus oculus 496
octolus-skin cloak 2
octopus's spade 1,267
odor extractor 359
off-hand balloon 1
off-white paisley oyster egg 99
off-white plastic oyster egg 567
off-white polka-dot oyster egg 2,072
off-white striped oyster egg 2,592
office-supply crossbow 1,626
officer's nog 18
Official Council Aide Pin 1
Ogres and Oubliettes™ module 2
Oh, the Humanitini 23
oil cap 12
oil lamp 368
oil of expertise 99
oil of oiliness 19
Oil of Parrrlay 2
oil of slipperiness 18
oil of stability 2,623
oil pan 573
oil shell 454
oil slacks 374
oil-filled donut 222
oily boid 1,265
oily mushroom wine 150
oily paste 278
ointment of the occult 4,658
ojo de pez burrito 15,013
Okee-Dokee soda 631
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork 1
Ol' Scratch's ol' britches 1
Ol' Scratch's salad fork 333
Ol' Scratch's stove door 1
old ball and chain 20
old bronzer 794
old candy wrapper 2,941
old chum 323
old coin purse 5,201
old dry bone 21
old eyebrow pencil 2,307
old leather wallet 4,891
old rosewater cream 5
old school calculator watch 2,738
old school flying disc 65
old school Mafia knicke½æ 21
old sweatpants 9,904
old-fashioned 48
old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie 1
oldcake 105
olive 33,551
olive lo mein 205
olive stir-fry 952
Olympic-sized Clan crate 1
one glove 914
one piece of bubble gum 75
one pill 11,444
one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island 34
one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill 40
one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach 56
one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano 20
one-day ticket to The Glaciest 52
one-winged stab bat 1,872
onion shurikens 11,414
onyx bishop 19
onyx king 61
onyx knight 12
onyx pawn 115
onyx queen 82
oozenog 735
open sauce 2,760
opera mask 275
Operation Patriot Shield 1
Oppossum 8
orange 389
orange and black Crimboween candy 50
orange boxing gloves 91
orange candy heart 18,300
orange candygram 3
orange glowstick 4
orange leather lanyard 432
orange peel hat 43
orange popsicle 21
orange snowcone 17,842
Orange Star of Sacrifice 10
orange-frosted astral cupcake 11,108
Orangemageddon wine cooler 1,201
orc paste 376
orc wrist 166
Orcish baseball cap 11,143
Orcish cargo shorts 394
Orcish frat-paddle 4,092
orcish hand lotion 10,317
Orcish meat locker 72
orcish nailing lube 13
orcish rubber 16
orcish stud-finder 3,650
Order of the Green Thumb Order Form 1
Oreille Divisée brandy 1
organ grinder 1
original G 6,262
oriole-feather headdress 34
ornate ancient cursed chest 77
ornate ancient cursed key 40
ornate picture frame 1
Oscus's pelt 1
Osk'r Chow 222
Othello's dagger 152
Othello's handkerchief 127
Othello's military jacket 286
Ouija Board, Ouija Board 6
out-of-tune biwa 535
out-of-work circus flea 51
Outer Wolf™ cologne 73
outlaw bandana 351
outrageous sombrero 1
oven mitts 32
overcharged El Vibrato power sphere 1
overclocked avian microprocessor 147
overcookie 118
overloaded micro-reactor 1,016
overloaded short-pulse transistor 40
overloaded Yule battery 3
overly-fancy hot cocoa 22
overpowering mushroom wine 27
overpriced "imported" beer 151
oversized fish scaler 456
oversized ice molecule 577
oversized pipe 5,552
oversized pizza cutter 3,403
oversized skullcap 195
oversized snowflake 4
ovoid leather thing 17,698
oxygenated eggnog helmet 1
oyster basket 73
oyster sauce 1,202
P.B.L.T. 9,196
pacification grenade 133
Pack of Alice's Army Cards 879
Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards 20
pack of chewing gum 51
pack of KWE trading card 223
pack of pogs 2,202
packaged backup camera 1
packaged cold medicine cabinet 1
packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet 1
packaged familiar scrapbook 1
packaged June cleaver 1
packaged Jurassic Parka 1
packaged knock-off retro superhero cape 1
packaged miniature crystal ball 1
packaged model train set 1
packet of beer nuts 2,128
packet of mayfly bait 1
packet of orchid seeds 1
packet of tofurkey gravy 74
padded tortoise 754
PADL Phone 237
page of the Necrohobocon 2,891
pail 947
Pain Dip 9
painful penne pasta 43
Paint A Vulgar Pitcher 886
paint bomb 794
paint palette 4
painted shield 128
painted turtle 20
painting of a glass of wine 2,309
pair of bolt cutters 45
pair of candy glasses 118
pair of government shades 1,452
pair of pearidot earrings 70
pair of plants 6
pair of ragged claws 5
pair of scissors 155
pair of twitching claws 25
paisley spore pod 2
palm frond 10,107
palm-frond capris 255
palm-frond cloak 3,314
palm-frond fan 29
palm-frond net 5
palm-frond toupee 25
palm-frond whip 709
Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster 2
panhandle panhandling hat 550
panicked kernel 1
pantogram 1
pants kit 3,334
pants of the Slug Lord 750
Pantsgiving 1
panty raider camouflage 1,764
papaya 5,110
papaya sling 6,206
papaya slung 763
papaya taco 4,138
paper-plate-mail pants 250
paperclip 2,625
paperclip cape 1
paperclip pants 1
paperclip sproinger 1
paperclip turban 1
paperclip-on tie 41
papier-mâché base 12
papier-mâché bowl 15
papier-mâché glob 804
papier-mâché handle 41
papier-mâché trophy piñata 5
papier-mâchine gun 36
papier-mâchuridars 1
papier-masque 79
papier-mitre 1
papier-mochi 104
papotion of papower 4,207
Para-Pop 70
paranormal ricotta 6
parasitic claw 40
parasitic headgnawer 25
parasitic strangleworm 4
parasitic tentacles 15
parisian cathouse 1,718
party balloon 61
party beer bomb 1,492
party crasher 1
party hat 11,644
Party Planning on a Budget 1
party platter for one 173
party pup 1
party whip 1
Party-in-a-Can™ 9
passable elf mask 1,224
pasta spoon 42,604
Pasta Spoon of Peril 23
Pastaco shell 12
pat of butter 3,309
pat-a-cake pendant 92
patch of extra-warm fur 5
patchouli incense stick 1,698
patchouli oil bomb 45
patent aggression tonic 347
patent alacrity tonic 1,506
patent antipsychotics 3,248
patent avarice tonic 535
patent invisibility tonic 1,183
patent leather shoes 1,119
patent preventative tonic 966
patent sallowness tonic 153
pawn cookie 66
PB&BP 17
PB&J with the crusts cut off 3,372
peace accordion 699
peace-sign necklace 1,130
peach 9,480
peach lozenge 1,455
peach pie 1,769
Peaclock 1
peanut brittle shield 329
peanut sauce 341
pear 8,500
pear lozenge 186
pear supersucker 399
pear tart 106
pearidot 464
pearl diver's necklace 53
pearl diver's ring 51
pearlescent oyster egg 491
pebblebräu 7
pec oil 1,057
pecan pie 141
Pecos Dave's sixgun 4
Peek-a-Boo! 3
PEEZ dispenser 9,846
pegfinger 35
pencil kunai 6
pencil stub 5,424
Pendant of Fire 4
Pendant of Gargalesis 63
Pener's drumstick 33
penguin focaccia bread 278
penguin paste 81
penguin shorts 22
penguin skin 7,829
penguin skin buckler 1,043
penguin thesaurus 750
penguin whip 15
penguin-smacking club 28
penguinskin mini-kilt 962
penguinskin mini-skirt 117
pentacorn hat 3,088
pentagram bandana 4,948
pentatonic accordion 11
Penultimate Fantasy chest 5,703
peppermint crook 1
peppermint eel sauce 1,814
peppermint harpoon gun 1
peppermint parasol 36
peppermint patty 68
peppermint rhino baby 67
peppermint spine 23
peppermint sprig 217
peppermint sprout 1,027
peppermint tailings 474
peppermint twist 1,214
peppermint-scented socks 68
percent sign 60
perfect cosmopolitan 817
perfect dark and stormy 541
perfect ice cube 5,796
perfect mimosa 226
perfect negroni 1,859
perfect old-fashioned 2,472
perfect paloma 123
perfectly fair coin 1
perforated battle paddle 373
perfume of prejudice 275
perfume-soaked bandana 1,891
perl necklace 3
perpendicular guano 220
perpendicular hula 1,219
perpendicular hula with a fly in it 10
personal graffiti kit 309
personal massager 2,522
personalizable gingerbread cookie 779
personalized birthday cake 265
personalized coffee mug 3,127
pestoblade 268
pestopiary 15
pet anchor 5
pet anemone 100
pet bad vibe 8
pet rock 1,097
pet rock "Groucho" disguise 757
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 750
Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog 1
Pete's rich ricotta 25
petit 4.1 34
petit fortran 587
petrified noodles 26,418
petrified time 5
petrified wood 544
pewter claymore 145
pewter shavings 4
ph balancer 318
phat turquoise bead 932
phat turquoise bracelet 2,293
phial of coldness 40
phial of hotness 4
phial of spookiness 39
phial of stench 20
Phil Collins 111
philosopher's scone 543
philter of phorce 150
phish stick 121
Phlegethon 675
phonics down 2,333
photoprotoneutron torpedo 1,070
physiostim pill 10
Pick-O-Matic lockpicks 3,466
pickelhaube 106
pickle-flavored chewing gum 3,324
pickled bread 5
pickled egg 30
pickled grasshopper 101
pickpocket protector 233
picky tweezers 1
picture of a dead guy's girlfriend 94
picture of you 1
Piddles 10,253
pie crust 3,888
pie man was not meant to eat 2,152
piece of after eight 3,827
piece of coral 1,326
piece of driftwood 15
piece of wedding cake 1,397
piercing post 14,589
pigeon egg 583
piggy tattoo 660
pile of candy 2,258
pile of dirt 334
pile of dusty animal bones 430
pile of gold coins 5,229
pile of jumping beans 4,908
pile of loose snow 8
pile of smoking rags 1
pile of Trainbot parts 9,642
pile of useless robot parts 871
pilgrim shield 1
pill cup 62,752
pillow shell 199
Pillowbug 22
pimpin' meat hat 676
Pimpsqueak 21
pin-stripe slacks 7
pine cone 1
pine cone necklace 3
pine tar 83
Pine-Fresh air freshener 1,790
pineapple slab 2,513
ping-pong ball 1,085
ping-pong paddle 478
pink candy heart 6,000
pink clay bead 37
pink glowstick 27
Pink Heart of Spirit 1
pink pinkslip slip 44
pink plastic baby 160
pink pony 26,138
pink slime 9,903
pink-belly slapper 270
pink-frosted astral cupcake 525
pipe wrench 30
piping organ pie 278
piranha pollen 11,902
pirate brochure 7
pirate cream pie 8,536
pirate encryption key (complete) 1
pirate encryption key alpha 1
pirate encryption key bravo 1
pirate encryption key charlie 1
pirate encryption key delta 1
pirate pamphlet 2
pirate paste 327
pirate pelvis 2,395
pirate shirt 555
pirate skull 5
pirate tract 3
pirate zombie head 32
pirate zombie robot head 15
PirateRealm guest pass 1
PirateRealm membership packet 1
PirateRealm party hat 1
pitchfork 18,739
pitted sheet metal 784
pixel banana 2,700
pixel beer 630
pixel boomerang 2
pixel bread 1
pixel coin 1,652
pixel cross 33
pixel daiquiri 34
pixel energy tank 1
pixel grappling hook 34
pixel hat 285
pixel holy water 547
pixel lemon 31
pixel orb 23
pixel pants 260
pixel pill 47
pixel power cell 1,416
pixel shield 678
pixel star 40
pixel stopwatch 418
pixel sword 128
pixel whip 121
pixel whiskey 29
pixellated candy heart 5,331
pixellated moneybag 2,032
pixie axie 31
Pizza of Legend 25
Plague of Locusts 216
plague pie 204
plaid bandage 1,139
plaid cowboy hat 260
plaid pocket square 157
plaid skirt 109
plain bagel 12,906
plain brown wrapper 63
plain candy cane 93
plain old beer 12,082
plain paper hat 128
plain pizza 11,656
plain snowcone 633
plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe 2
plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook 2
plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat 1
plans for depleted Grimacite hammer 1
plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask 1
plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards 2
plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt 1
plastic bazooka 113
plastic bib 139
plastic Crimbo reindeer 113
plastic cup of beer 1,449
plastic cup of flat beer 207
plastic doll arms 24
plastic doll legs 24
plastic guitar 1,833
plastic ingot 4,046
plastic Jefferson wings 23,117
plastic nightmare troll 1,400
plastic nunchaku 1,597
plastic passion fruit 2,538
plastic pumpkin bucket 1
plastic spider ring 50
plate of Frigid Northern Beans 414
plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans 727
plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans 302
plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas 90
plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans 92
plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans 65
plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans 740
plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans 437
plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad 20
plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas 127
plexiglass pikestaff 1
plexiglass pinky ring 1
PlexiPips 1,215
plot hole 11,761
plum 3,749
plum lozenge 212
plum wine 49
plumber's lunch 676
plump juicy grub 37,470
plunge-leg 3,923
plus one 2,884
plush alielf 120
plush alien hamsterpus 5
plush hamsterpus 3
Pneumo bar 121
pocket ace 16
Pocket Guide to Mild Evil 50
pocket lint (blue) 50
pocket lint (green) 143
pocket lint (orange) 154
pocket lint (white) 28
pocket maze 991
Pocket Meteor Guide 1
Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) 1
Pocket Professor memory chip 66
pocket theremin 218
pocket wish 346
pocketwatch on a chain 458
pog #01 (spider) 904
pog #02 (Knob goblin) 541
pog #03 (warwelf) 602
pog #04 (skleleton) 1,503
pog #05 (ninja snowman) 1,768
pog #06 (filthy hippy) 525
pog #07 (orcish frat boy) 1,384
pog #08 (hellion) 508
pog #09 (pirate) 562
pog #10 (hobo) 862
pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) 550
pogo stick 5
pointed stick 1,049
pointy mushroom 609
pointy mushroom wine 275
pointy red hat 281
Poison Oak trading card 134
poison pen 34
poisonous caviar 643
poisonsettia 265
Poké-Gro fertilizer 594
Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them 1
Pokëmann band-aid 6
Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip 311
Pokëmann figurine: Duck 21
Pokëmann figurine: Frank 2
Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump 699
Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking 300
Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan 37
Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap 559
Pokëmann figurine: Moog 366
Pokëmann figurine: Nothing 8
Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu 519
Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth 1
Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf 190
Pokëmann figurine: Twitter 745
Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite 360
Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth 98
poker face paint 1,069
polished moon-amber 17
Polka Pop 5
polka-dot bow tie 124
polo trophy 62
poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 131
polyalloy shield 48
polyester pad 1
polyester panama hat 1
polyester parachute 1
polyester peeler 1
polyester pettipants 1
polyester pulsera 1
Polysniff Perfume 5,996
pompadour'd puppy 1
poncho de azucar 3
ponytail clip 1,079
poodle skirt 143
pool cue 7,859
pool of liquid metal 2,795
pool torpedo 710
Pop Art: a Guide 1
popcorn 2,348
poppy 1,018
popsicle stick 2,870
popular tart 1,274
porcelain candy dish 18
porcelain pelerine 1
porcelain pepper mill 1
porcelain phantom mask 1
porcelain plus-fours 1
porcelain police baton 1
porcelain porkpie 1
Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans 433
pork elf goodies sack 114
porkpocket 213
porquoise 46
porquoise bracelet 13
porquoise eyebrow ring 8
porquoise necklace 63
porquoise ring 50
porquoise-handled sixgun 50
portable cassette player 5,783
portable corkscrew 849
portable dam 114
portable motorcycle 70
portable Othello set 2
portable photocopier 116
portable ping-pong table 12
portable Spacegate 2
portable steam unit 26
portable table 3
portable wall 1
possessed sugar cube 16
possessed tomato 25
possessed top 4,760
possibility potion 329
post-holiday sale coupon 1,192
potato alarm clock 9
potato masher 1,337
potato pistol 153
potato sprout 431
potent potion of potency 2,498
potion of animal rage 1
Potion of Heroism 11
potion of potency 1,099
potion of punctual companionship 1
potion of spiritual gunkifying 15
potion of temporary gr8ness 6,468
potion of the captain's hammer 547
potion of the field gar 625
potion of the litterbox 609
potted cactus 211,189
potted fern 11,111
pottery club 5
pottery hat 10
pottery shield 7
pottery training pants 12
pottery yo-yo 1
poultrygeist 54
poutine 8,466
poutine pole 466
powdered candy sushi set 45
powdered dice 1
powdered donut 15,622
powdered gold 22
powdered madness 3
powdered organs 37,436
powdered oxygen 1
powdered sealbone 1
powdered toad horn 5
powdered wig 9,377
power pill 5,140
power seed 1
power sock 3
Power-Guy 2000 holo-record 68
pr0n cocktail 164
pr0n legs 7,451
pr0n m4nic0tti 45
pr0n stir-fry 253
pr0n taco 2,131
precious piercing post 296
pregnant mushroom 125
pregnant oily golden mushroom 1
prehistoric spear 864
Prelude of Precision 17
premium malt liquor 1,305
prescription noodles 33
prescription teeth whitener 80
press-on ribs 1,008
pressurized potion of perception 3
pressurized potion of perspicacity 727
pressurized potion of possessiveness 11
pressurized potion of proficiency 25
pressurized potion of puissance 1,141
pressurized potion of pulchritude 1,481
pretty bouquet 9,626
pretty flower 2,802
pretty pink bow 2
Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit 44
priceless diamond 2,764
primitive alien booze 85
primitive alien mask 102
primitive alien medicine 114
primitive alien salad 65
primitive alien spear 2
primitive candy cane 109
Princess Rutabaga trading card 79
print screen button 1,903
prismatic wad 2,182
pristine fish scale 163
pristine piranha seed 6
pristine walrus tusk 15
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 3,994
pro skateboard 30
probability potion 4,541
procrastination potion 3,852
Professor What T-Shirt 1,283
programmable turtle 933
prohie's hat 33
projectile chemistry set 1,241
projectile icemaker 272
propeller beanie 3
prosthetic forehead 1,259
protection stick 2,715
protein paste 34
prototype stimulant 447
Prunets 105
prussian cathouse 2,375
prussian cathouse with a fly in it 214
psychedelic bubble wand 43
psychic's amulet 307
psychic's circlet 343
psychic's crystal ball 314
psychic's pslacks 337
Psycho From The Heat 1
psycho sweater 12
psychoanalytic jar 2
psychokinetic energy blob 4,046
Psychotic Train wine 1,300
pteruges 43
puce paisley oyster egg 133
puce plastic oyster egg 155
puce polka-dot oyster egg 1,160
puce striped oyster egg 314
pufferfish spine 18
Puffstone cigar 1
pulled blue taffy 5,331
pulled green taffy 1
pulled indigo taffy 1,154
pulled orange taffy 41,277
pulled porquoise earring 4
pulled porquoise pendant 87
pulled porquoise ring 39
pulled red taffy 8,671
pulled violet taffy 30,698
pulled yellow taffy 1
pulsing flesh 69
pump-up high-tops 148
pumpkin 23
pumpkin beer 3,352
pumpkin bomb 466
pumpkin juice 6
pumpkin pie 126
pumpkinhead mask 313
Punching Potion 3,526
Punchplanter 479
punk patch 218
punk rock jacket 241
puppet strings 3
Purple Beast energy drink 25,290
purple clay bead 10
purple corpsel 470
purple glowstick 4
purple pixel pie 1,515
purple prose pen 646
purple snowcone 11,936
purple-frosted astral cupcake 4,955
Putrid Pendant 114
putty coat 224
PVC staff 30
pygmy adder oil 288
pygmy blowgun 107
pygmy briefs 40
pygmy bugbear shaman 1
pygmy concertinette 253
pygmy dart 894
pygmy nose-bone 1,775
pygmy papers 218
pygmy phone number 3
pygmy pygment 2,911
pygmy spear 537
pygmy witchhazel 221
Quaatorade™ 14
quadroculars 54
quake of arrows 500
quantum polarity inducer 715
quantum taco 5,514
quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments 4
queen cookie 260
question juice 1,038
questionable taco 24
Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 129
quicksilver ring 202
quirky accordion 33
Rümpelstiltz 2
R'lyeh 45
rabbit punch 1,435
Racisto Ruidoso 22
rack of dinosaur ribs 115
Rad Lib 1,831
Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.) 16
Rad-Pro (1 oz.) 136
Radberry Rip wine cooler 1,543
radiation-resistant helmet 847
radiator heater shield 20
radio button candy 8
radioactive chew toy 54
radioactive spider venom 904
radium-flavored potato chips 1,058
raffle prize box 16
rag doll 38
Raggedy Hippy doll 1,012
rainbow bomb 8
rainbow crossbow 169
rainbow jellybean 872
rainbow tie 61
Rainbow's Gravity 5
raisin 742
Ralph IX cognac 6
ram horns 1,304
ram stick 1,093
Ram's Face Lager 2,072
ram-battering staff 692
rare oboe 34
raspberry 5,130
raspberry beret 556
rat appendix 16,767
rat appendix kabob 191
rat appendix stir-fry 1,077
rat carcass 8,274
rat head balloon 5
rat scrapple 4,552
rat tooth polish 94
ratarang 996
ratgut 41,078
ratini 3,498
ratskin belt 1,444
ratskin pajama pants 6
rattail whip 354
rattler gland 6,935
rattler rattle 48
rattlesnake enrager 187
Rattlin' Chains 1,112
ratty knitted cap 1,079
rave whistle 149
ravenous eye 1,341
ravioli della hippy 526
ravioli hat 64,542
raw bread 1,493
raw cranberry sauce 7,277
raw gravy 623
raw green beans 5,275
raw mincemeat 581
raw potato 579
raw stuffing 7,793
raw sweet potato 6,634
raw turkey 5,610
razor-sharp can lid 8,382
razor-tipped yo-yo 501
realistic cap gun 127
really dense meat stack 146
Really Expensive Jewelry and You 102
really nice lump of coal 3
really nice net 8
really really sticky spider web 3,197
really sticky spider web 14
really thick bandage 2,927
really thick spine 4,704
really tiny cocktail shaker 122
Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta 1
Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread 2
Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend 7
Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend 3
Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris 136
Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup 4
Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta 253
Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend 562
Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone 1
Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg 1
Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia 1
Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J. 1
Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie 1
record of infuriating silence 4
record of menacing silence 5
recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity 2,125
recording of Chorale of Companionship 2
recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad 511
recording of Elron's Explosive Etude 1,867
recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 2
recording of Prelude of Precision 25,896
recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto 2,000
recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 21
recursive spline reticulator 2,320
red ale 8
red and green rain stick 1
red armband 21
Red Army camouflage kit 773
red badge 307
red balloon 123
Red Balloon of Valor 1
red blood cells 3
red book 19
red box 2,275
red button 1,532
red China marble 256
red class ring 52
red coat 569
red drunki-bear 19
Red Dwarf 36
red eye 284
red face paint 1
red foxglove 938
red gummi ingot 4,321
red lava globs 67
red LavaCo Lamp™ 3
red letter 6,685
red mana 765
red masque 14
red money bag 10
red paisley oyster egg 1,484
Red Pill 34
red pixel 19,784
red pixel potion 344
red plastic baby 175
red plastic oyster egg 149
red polka-dot oyster egg 133
red potion 528
red red wine 380
Red Roger tattoo kit 4
Red Roger's red left foot 22
Red Roger's red left hand 37
Red Roger's red right foot 26
Red Roger's red right hand 32
Red Roger's reliquary 147
Red Roger's skull 1
Red Rover BB gun 400
red rum 5,193
Red Russian 2
red shirt 600
red shoe 19
red silk skirt 825
red snowcone 4,337
red striped oyster egg 382
red tulip 59
red velvet cake 258
red wagon 230
Red X Shield 106
red-and-green sweater 418
red-headed corpse 138
red-hot boilermaker 202
red-hot jawbreaker 1,727
red-hot knucklebone 917
red-hot poker 455
red-hot sausage fork 4,512
red-spotted snapper roe 1
Redeye™ Eyedrops 3,928
redrum 292
reflection of a map 1
refrigerated biohazard container 51
regret hose 1
Regular Cloaca Cola 4,111
regular-size brogurt 316
reindeer hammer 2
reindeer sickle 4
reinforced beaded headband 7,453
reinforced furry underpants 16
reliable sixgun 23
remaindered axe 8,520
remorseless knife 32
reodorant 5,170
repeating crossbow 188
residual zeal 1
resolution: be feistier 35,126
resolution: be happier 3,002
resolution: be luckier 1,407
resolution: be more adventurous 1,126
resolution: be sexier 56,624
resolution: be stronger 125
resolution: be wealthier 2,623
respected companion biscuit 101
Retenez L'Herbe Paté 91
Rethinking Candy 1
Retrospecs try-at-home kit 1
returned Thinknerd package 1,201
reusable shopping bag 31
reverse Tantalus 46
reverse-oscillating klystron 871
rewinged stab bat 1,968
rhesus monkey 399
rhinestone 24,620
rhinestone cowboy shirt 363
rhinestone cowhorn 140
rhinoceros horn 1,415
rib of the Bonerdagon 4
ribbon candy 1,493
ribbon candy ascot 4
riboflavin 84
rice bowl 126
rickety old unicycle 56
ridiculous belt 12
ridiculous cocktail 60
ridiculous earring 8
ridiculous sandwich 279
ridiculous sunglasses 17
ridiculously huge sword 1,888
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 991
right parenthesis 15
rigid carapace 343
Riker's Search History 378
ring of adornment 778
ring of aggravate monster 639
ring of cold resistance 502
ring of conflict 26
ring of Detect Boring Doors 168
Ring of Fire 103
ring of fire resistance 49
ring of gain strength 37
ring of half-assed regeneration 5,351
ring of increase damage 938
ring of teleportation 13
ring of telling skeletons what to do 95
Ring of the Sewer Snake 83
ring of the Skeleton Lord 16
ring setting 8
rinky-dink sixgun 25
roasted duck 357
roasted marshmallow 2,438
roasted vegetable focaccia 45
roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg 2,471
robin flan 111
robin nog 234
robin's egg 1,092
roboduck-on-a-string 180
robot grease 25,304
robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. 595
robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. 42
robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. 2,975
robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. 352
robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. 2,349
robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. 65
robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E. 2
robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. 96
robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. 4
robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. 2,842
robotronic egg 8,443
rock 5,264
Rock and Roll Legend 312
Rock Garden Guide 1
rock lobster 20
Rock Pops 277
rocket fuel 22
rockfish stomach 478
rockin' wagon 1,080
rockin' wagon with a fly in it 205
rocky raccoon 36,668
rocky road ice cream 33
rodeo whiskey 2,069
rogue swarmer 524
Rogue Windmill Rouge 1,733
roll in the hay 4,282
roll of drink tickets 53
roll of Hob-Os 21
roll of meat 636
roll of toilet paper 6,768
roller skate decoy 154
roller skate doll 12
rolling pin 16
ROM of Optimality 1
Roman sadnals 143
Rompedores de Fantasmas 2,882
Roo trading card 7
rook cookie 206
root beer 298
root beer barrel 1,569
rose 29,063
rose-colored glasses 1
rotten tomato 35
rotting barrel 1,661
rotting beefsteak 1,073
rotting cowskin 1,876
rough fish scale 123
round blue bomb 349
round green sunglasses 734
round purple sunglasses 872
royal jelly 34,550
royal jelly taco 3,671
rubber axe 710
rubber baby doll 1
rubber band gun 4
rubber cape 10
rubber doll body 24
rubber doll head 24
rubber emo roe 735
rubber gloves 16
rubber nubbin 162
rubber ribcage 392
rubber spatula 2,004
rubber spider 1,213
rubber WWBD? bracelet 274
rubber WWJD? bracelet 304
rubber WWSPD? bracelet 354
rubber WWtNSD? bracelet 257
ruby on canes 122
ruby W 8,980
Ruffalo 13
rum and cola 1,677
rum barrel charrrm 13,995
rum barrel charrrm bracelet 3
rum-soaked fruitcake 1
rune-strewn spoon cocoon 1
runny fermented egg 59
runny icing 18,051
runproof mascara 549
Russian Ice 6,005
rusted-out shootin' iron 12
rusty bonesaw 421
rusty broken diving helmet 17
rusty chain necklace 19
rusty compass 39
rusty diving helmet 58
rusty grave robbing shovel 3,352
rusty hedge trimmers 642
rusty metal greaves 3
rusty metal key 629
rusty metal ring 8,204
rusty metal shaft 1,057
rusty old lantern 60
rusty piece of rebar 276
rusty porthole 9
rusty rivet 565
rusty speargun 24
rusty staff 65
rusty valve wheel 216
s'more 100
s'more gun 12
S.A.V.E. flyer 32
S.I.T. Course Voucher 1
S.T.L.T. 355
sabre teeth 54,625
sabre-toothed lime cub 2,789
Saccharine Maple pendant 2
sachet of strange powder 1
sack lunch 1,417
sack of doorknobs 2,004
Sacramento wine 125
Safari Jack's moustache 19
safarrri hat 257
safety vest 16
saffron antaravasaka 1
saffron uttarasanga 1
Saison du Lune 678
sake bomb 20,338
salacious crumbs 13,047
salacious lychee chuhai 152
salacious screwdiver 81
salamander slurry 2,695
salamander spleen 2,351
SalesCo sample kit 1
salinated mint julep 109
Salsa de las Epocas 328
salt plum 7,098
salt plum sake 764
salt wages 1
salt water taffy 2,249
salted mutton 8
saltwaterbed 1
salty dog 3,276
salty slug 3,506
samurai turtle 5
samurai turtle helmet 1
sand dollar 1,861
sandcastle 468
sandpaper 231
sandwich of the gods 3
sane hatrack 1
sangria 11,149
Sangria de Menthe 38
sardine can key 10
Sasq™ watch 4
Satan hat 3
Saturday Night Special 1,929
sauce of the ages 29
saucepan 66,739
Saucepanic 8
sausage bomb 66
sausage pizza 3,108
sausage without a cause 902
sausage wonton 519
savory crossbow 103
savory dry noodles 143
savory staff 2
savory sword 23
savoy truffle 70,284
sawblade fragment 2,684
sawblade shield 16
sawed-off blunderbuss 14
Sazerorc 706
Sazuruk-hai 332
scabrous seal epaulets 8
scale-mail underwear 2
Scalp of Gorgolok 35
scary death orb 17
Scent of a Human™ candle 1
scented massage oil 95
scepter of the Skeleton Lord 17
Schmalz's First Prize Beer 1
School of Hard Knocks Diploma 2
school spirit socket set 152
Schrödinger's thermos 1,667
Science Notebook 2
scimitar cozy 87
scintillating oyster egg 300
scintillating powder 4
scissor duck 26
Scorpion Bowl 177
scorpion whip 123
scotch on the rocks 13
scrap metal 1
scrap of sticky paper 844
scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker 3,366
scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker 66,976
scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker 38,655
Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome 1
scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker 1,032
scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker 7,540
scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker 36,807
Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill 2
screwdiver 373
screwdriver 39,623
screwing pooch 441
scroll case 242
scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil 3,328
scroll of drastic healing 17,323
scroll of pasta summoning 2,259
scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff 6
scroll of protection from lycanthropes 532
scroll of Puddingskin 1,969
scrumdiddlyumptious solution 22
scrumptious ice ant 5,336
scrumptious reagent 27,142
scrunchie tourniquet 6,048
Scuba Snack 228
sea avocado 1,677
sea blueberry 3,148
sea broccoli 16,613
sea cape 1
sea carrot 6,967
sea cauliflower 10,187
sea chaps 380
sea cowbell 22
sea cowboy hat 226
sea cucumber 5,430
sea grease 1,440
sea holster 2,028
sea honeydew 666
sea jelly 16
sea lace 192
sea lasso 2
sea leather 20,999
sea lychee 1,734
sea persimmon 13,363
sea radish 45
sea salt crystal 25
sea salt scrubs 360
sea shawl 1
sea tangelo 1,749
sea truffle 19
seal medal 1
seal tooth 210
seal-blubber candle 6,084
seal-brain elixir 65
seal-clubbing club 103,213
seal-skull helmet 20,587
seal-toothed rock 2
sealhide belt 1
sealhide buckler 1
sealhide cloak 1
sealhide gloves 1
sealhide hood 1
sealhide leggings 1
sealhide moccasins 2
sealhide seal doll 64
sealhide snare 72
sealhide whip 1
seaode 9
seared dino steak 414
seaweed 1,265
sebaceous shield 139
secret blend of herbs and spices 21,933
secret mummy herbs and spices 32,057
security automa-core 5
security blankie 359
security flashlight 4,677
seegar butt 2,812
self-dribbling basketball 1
self-repairing earmuffs 85
senate fly thorax 144
Senior Mints 43,591
sensitive poetry journal 20
Sensual Massage for Creeps 91
Sequestrian 6
sequined fez 5
Serenity trading card 40
serpentine sword 1,368
serum of sarcasm 195
servo-assisted exo-pants 42
servomechanical torsion facilitator 517
set of jacks 27
severed flipper 1
severed rocking horse head 12
sew-on bandage 1,238
sewage-clogged pistol 1,438
sewer nuggets 1,258
sewer snake 3,182
sewer turtle 554
sewer wad 762
sewing kit 2
Sexy Cosmo 2
shadow bread 590
shadow candle 1
shadow candy 1
shadow chef's hat 26
shadow flame 509
shadow fluid 795
shadow hammer 1
shadow hot dog 67
shadow martini 27
shadow monocle 1
shadow nectar 399
shadow needle 1
shadow pill 26
shadow sausage 726
shadow sinew 735
shadow skin 450
shadow stick 283
shadow trousers 1
shadow venom 558
shadowy cat claw 20
shady shades 70
shaker of dry rub 358
Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion 438
sham champagne 105
shamanic beads 4
shamanic ham 2,291
shard of double-ice 31,948
shark cartilage 632
shark jumper 8
shark tooth 2,927
shark tooth necklace 113
sharkfin gumbo 2
sharpened spoon 884
shavin' razor 5
shaving cream 2,344
sheet cake 3,607
Sheila Take a Crossbow 46
shellacked shell 199
shells a la shellfish 986
Shield of Icy Fate 9
shield of the Skeleton Lord 16
Shielding Potion 187
shimmering rainbow sand 626
shimmering tendrils 5
shin gourds 1
shingle 1,902
shining goblet 61
shining halo 212
shining star cap 3
shiny brass tailfeathers 104
shiny butcherknife 4,705
shiny gold fronts 49
shiny hood ornament 1,113
shiny ring 852
shiny stones 9,067
shiny tribal beads 10,298
shipwright's hammer 27
shirt kit 35,032
Shivering Chèvre 22,584
shock belt 3
shock collar 770
shocked shell 491
shoe ad T-shirt 1,053
shoe gum 208
shoo-fish pie 470
shooting morning star 119
shopkeeper beard 210
Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip 145
short beer 923
short calculator 21,466
short deposition 1,806
short stick of butter 1
short writ of habeas corpus 598
short-handled mop 1,986
shortest-order cook 1
shot of blackberry schnapps 843
shot of flower schnapps 2,868
shot of granola liqueur 657
shot of grapefruit schnapps 11,056
Shot of Kardashian Gin 31
shot of mescal 131
shot of nepenthe schnapps 701
shot of orange schnapps 1,043
shot of peach schnapps 75
shot of pear schnapps 1,928
shot of rotgut 548
shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo 1
Shot of the Living Dead 203
shot of tomato schnapps 239
shot of wasp venom 492
shoulder-warming lotion 92
shovelful of dirt 108
shrapnel jelly donut 719
shredded hellseal hide 41
shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog 1
shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo 1
shrinking powder 21
shroomtini 1,365
Shrub's Premium Baked Beans 1
Shrubble Bubble 891
Shudder 28
shuddering cow skull 8
shuddersword 683
shuriken salad 2,254
shushed potatoes 150
Siberian sunrise 347
signal fragment 841
silent A 35
silent B 372
silent beret 12
silent C 68
silent D 88
silent E 917
silent F 122
silent G 12
silent H 163
silent I 403
silent J 222
silent K 425
silent L 214
silent M 1,057
silent N 13
silent nightlight 1
silent O 747
silent P 542
silent pea shooter 425
silent Q 38
silent R 20
silent S 190
silent T 129
silent U 47
silent V 679
silent W 204
silent X 223
silent Y 555
silent Z 215
Silly Little Love Song 10
Silver Bullet beer 24
silver cheese-slicer 231
silver cow skull 55
silver face paint 184
Silver HP-35 Calculator 1
silver keg 25
silver paté knife 362
silver salt-shaker 214
silver shotgun shell 149
silver shrimp fork 580
silver table-scraper 27
silver tongue charrrm 9,849
silver tongue charrrm bracelet 11
Simepore slime 287
simple AI 45
simple ancient cursed key 34
sinewy crossbow string 2,129
Sinful Desires 638
Single Alice's Army Foil 100
single atom 2,305
single entendre 80
single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad 3,282
single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 1
single swig of vodka 38
single-serving herbal stuffing 208
single-use dust mask 14
sinister altar fragment 664
sinister-looking cat 252
sinistral homunculus 1
Sister Accessory 1
Sitrep berry 110
six pack of Mountain Stream 5,211
six tiny wedges of goat cheese 170
six-armed sweater 3
six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola 436
six-rainbow shield 14
Sizzling Sinner 14
sk8board 20,048
skate blade 5
skate board 36
skate skates 13
skate skin 495
skelelton spine 25,076
skeletal banana 989
skeletal scabbard 22
skeleton 5,971
skeleton beans 218
skeleton bone 2,881
skeleton key 591
skeleton key ring 273
skeleton quiche 28
skeleton skis 151
skeletortoise 362
skewer 39,494
skewer-mounted razor blade 303
skewered cat appendix 36
ski resort souvenir crate 758
skin oil 1,078
Skipper's accordion 1
skirt / kilt kit 212
skull of the Bonerdagon 16
Skull Punch 50
skull with a fuse in it 155
skull-shaped Crimboween cookie 281
skulldozer egg 1
Skullery Maid's Knee 4,697
Skullhead's Screw 1,517
Skully's hot chocolate 16
slab of sponge 582
slap and slap again 2,458
slap and tickle 523
slap and tickle with a fly in it 8
sleaze cluster 76
sleaze clusterbomb 29
sleaze jelly 11
sleaze nuggets 8,879
sleaze powder 11,121
sleaze wad 55
sleazy and sour sauce 31
sleazy bindle 81
sleazy fairy gravy 412
sleazy hi mein 1,373
sleep mask 27
sleeping patriotic eagle 1
sleeping snowy owl 53
sleeping stocking 141
sleeping wereturtle 399
sleeve deuce 3,194
slice of pizza 62
slick fish meat 3,917
slicksilver spurs 17
slide rule 506
slime convention coupons 282
slime convention flyers 656
slime convention pin 274
slime convention swag bag 462
slime convention t-shirt 596
slime shooter 2,510
slime stack 5
slime-soaked brain 1
slime-soaked sweat gland 1
Slimebite 235
Slimosa 250
slimy alveolus 2,344
slimy chest 541
slimy fermented bile bladder 12,673
slimy paste 15
slimy sweetbreads 12,540
slingshot 1,525
slip 'n' slide 12,655
Slippery Knob 28
slippery when wet shield 1
Sloe Comfortable Zoo 335
Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire 356
Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook 1
Slotter 1
slow jam collection 73
Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags 412
sludgesicle 3
slug of rum 2,256
slug of shochu 2,579
slug of vodka 2,204
small box 1,578
small gummi fin 108
small leather glove 1,005
Small Medium 1
small pile of sand 22
small slimy cyst 221
Smart Bone Dust 685
smart skull 1,928
smart watch 212
smashed danish 480
smellbook 221
smelted roe 128
smile-sharpening stone 49
smiley-face sticker 72
smiling rat 300
smirking shrunken head 202
smoked potsherd 23
smoker's cloak 10
smoking grass 6,578
smoking talon 1
smoky potion 7,455
smoldering bagel punch 250
Smoldering Clover™ candle 114
smoldering staff 1
SMOOCH bottlecap 213
SMOOCH bracers 1
SMOOCH breastplate 16
SMOOCH codpiece 30
SMOOCH coffee cup 24
SMOOCH soda 11,368
smooth mushroom wine 121
smooth velvet bra 1
smooth velvet hanky 123
smooth velvet hat 1
smooth velvet pants 1
smooth velvet pocket square 1
smooth velvet shirt 100
smooth velvet socks 50
smudged alchemical recipe 462
Smuggler's Punch 98
smut orc keepsake box 614
smut orc sunglasses 246
snailmail bits 307
snailmail breeches 1
snailmail coif 1
snailmail hauberk 31
snake 30
snake oil 4,142
snake shield 800
snakebite 143
snapdragon pistil 938
Snarf berry 2
snarling wolf shield 313
sneakeasies 4
Sneaky Pete's breath spray 165
Sneaky Pete's key lime 177
Sneaky Pete's key lime pie 537
sneaky wrapping paper 10
snifter of thoroughly aged brandy 7,614
snorkel 80,136
Snoutlet 33
snow belly 1
snow berries 267
snow cleats 1,673
snow crab 69
snow fort 107
snow halo 50
snow hat 1
snow machine 20
snow pants 1
Snow Queen Crown 5,966
Snow Suit 1
snowball 87
snowboarder pants 18,056
snowpack 3
snowstick 19
soap knife 3,055
sock garters 24
sock monkey 51
soda water 17,570
soft green echo eyedrop antidote 3,328
soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini 131
software bug 1
Sogg-Os 100
soggy elf shoes 2
soggy gingerbread chunk 2,045
soggy seed packet 151
soggy used band-aid 1,157
soggy wofl t-shirt 14
soilzerac 14
solid asbestos box 204
solid baconstone earring 161
solid baconstone necklace 16
solid baconstone ring 40
solid gold bowling ball 314
solid gold jewel 557
solid gold pegleg 675
solid linoleum box 344
solid shifting time weirdness 10
solid state loom 1
sommelier's towel 398
sonar fishfinder 37
sonar-in-a-biscuit 25,762
SongBoom™ BoomBox Box 1
Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire 1
sorority brain 41
sorority girl's box 1
soul doorbell 1
soul knife 11
soul mask 20
soup turtle 19
soup-chucks 65
sour ball and chain 63
sour powder 2
Source shades 7
Source terminal ASHRAM chip 11
Source terminal CRAM chip 3
Source terminal DIAGRAM chip 1,336
Source terminal file: compress.edu 1,405
Source terminal file: cram.ext 10
Source terminal file: critical.enh 958
Source terminal file: damage.enh 5
Source terminal file: dram.ext 697
Source terminal file: duplicate.edu 46
Source terminal file: familiar.ext 726
Source terminal file: gram.ext 397
Source terminal file: portscan.edu 157
Source terminal file: pram.ext 971
Source terminal file: protect.enq 17
Source terminal file: spam.ext 434
Source terminal file: stats.enq 8
Source terminal file: substats.enh 7
Source terminal file: tram.ext 15
Source terminal file: turbo.edu 899
Source terminal INGRAM chip 601
Source terminal PRAM chip 24
Source terminal SCRAM chip 10
Source terminal SPAM chip 3
Source terminal TRAM chip 51
Source terminal TRIGRAM chip 2,827
souvenir ski t-shirt 1,977
soy cordial 58
soyburger juice 1,336
soylent staff 27
Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts 1
Space Baby bawbaw 2
Space Baby children's book 135
space bar 60
space beast fur 645
space beast fur pants 1,065
space blanket 2
space chowder 544
space heater 17
space invader 50
space jam 32
space jam toast 61
space jellybicycle 54
space junk 3,883
space marine flash grenade 207
space needle 16
Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook 14
space pirate treasure map 12
space port 134
Space Tourist Phaser 1,102
Space Tours Tripple 1,091
space wine 171
Spacegate access badge 1
Spacegate diplomat's insignia 1
Spacegate emergency disintegrator 5
Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit 4
Spacegate military insignia 1
Spacegate Research 6,968
Spacegate scientist's insignia 21
spade necklace 196
spagecialetti 747
spaghetti con calaveras 88
spaghetti cult mask 737
spaghetti cult rosary 476
spaghetti with ghost balls 73
Spaghetti with Moonballs 200
spaghetti with rock-balls 8
spaghetti with Skullheads 473
Spam Witch sammich 36,430
spangly mariachi pants 53
spangly mariachi vest 111
spangly sombrero 44
spangly unitard 7,645
spant backplate 44
spant chitin 1,957
spant egg casing 349
Spant eggs 711
spant shield 2
spant shoulderpads 68
spant spear 81
spant tendon 1,214
spants 2
spare battery 5
spare chocolate parts 21
spare neck bolts 203
spark plug earring 7
sparking robo-battery 4,951
sparkler 37
sparkling orb 30
spearfish fishing spear 1,691
Spechunky bar 69
special clip: boneburners 44
special clip: graveburpers 2,343
special clip: splatterers 1,450
special clip: squelchers 4,737
special clip: tracers 478
special clip: wailers 123
special sauce glove 32
Special Seasoning 31
specialty ammo bandolier 816
spectral axe 269
spectral jelly 4
spectral pickle 1,055
spectre scepter 81
speed limit shield 1
Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise 24
Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot 2
Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb 20
Spelunker of Fortune 37
SPF 451 lip balm 395
sphygmomanometer 673
spice melange 53
spiced rum 2,750
spices 82,852
spicy bean burrito 6,477
spicy enchanted bean burrito 12,751
spicy jerky stick 1,205
spicy jumping bean burrito 268
spicy mushroom quesadilla 230
spicy noodles 9,949
spider web 741
spidercow eye-cluster 2,047
spiked femur 4,002
spiky turtle helmet 513
spiky turtle shield 3
spiky turtle shoulderpads 255
spirit bed 25
spirit bell 1
spirit blanket 153
spirit gum 2,202
spirit mattress 311
spirit pillow 145
Spirit Precipice 250
spirit sheet 67
spiritual candy cane 218
spiritual eggnog 34
spiritual fruitcake 204
spiritual gingerbread 353
splendid martini 2,006
sponge cake 58
sponge helmet 126
spongy shield 1
spooky alphabet block 7,574
spooky and sour sauce 3
spooky bark 1,724
spooky bicycle chain 27
spooky bindle 18
spooky cluster 37
spooky clusterbomb 10
spooky cosmetics bag 1,494
spooky eggnog 112
spooky eyeliner 263
spooky felt 855
spooky gravy fairy warlock hat 1,949
spooky hi mein 1,071
spooky hockey mask 206
spooky jelly 406
spooky lasso 333
spooky length of string 2,741
spooky lipstick 1,351
spooky lo mein 1,535
spooky mushroom 8,686
spooky mushroom wine 44
spooky music box mechanism 3
spooky nuggets 1,011
spooky pirate skeleton 18
spooky powder 15,458
spooky sap 531
spooky scarecrow 573
spooky shroomkabob 8,155
spooky shrunken head 40,760
spooky sound effects record 2
spooky staff 8,432
spooky stick 22,465
spooky stir-fry 51
spooky stuffing 1,216
Spooky Surprise Egg 2,101
spooky toy wheel 1,901
Spooky VHS Tape 40
spooky wad 223
spooky wooden block 3,086
Spooky-Gro fertilizer 73
Spookyraven signet 272
spoon! 76
spoonful of Linguine-Os 117
spork 1,488
spray chrome 922
spray paint 15,310
spring 26,936
Spring Break Beach "swimsuit" 10
Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon 6
sprinkle-begging cup 22
sprinkles 321,615
sprocket 68,626
sprocket assembly 13,958
squamous polyp 1
square CRIMBCOOKIE 40
square sponge pants 5
squashed frog 9,314
Squat-Thrust Magazine 17,139
squeaky staff 1
squeaky toy rose 190
Squib 19
squirming egg sac 990
squirmy violent party snack 1
St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket 101
St. Sneaky Pete's Whey 34
Stabonic scroll 1
Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals 257
Staff of the Woodfire 1
stained hard candy 1,594
stained mattress 254
stainless steel scarf 5
stainless steel shillelagh 16
stainless steel skullcap 11
stainless steel slacks 7
stainless steel solitaire 9
stainless steel suspenders 5
stale baguette 6,124
stale cheer wine 647
stale Cheer-E-Os 13
stalk of asparagus 1,155
standard-issue cupcake 587
standards and practices guide 239
staph of homophones 71
stapler bear 8
star 17,398
star boomerang 349
star buckler 1,397
star chart 10,769
star crossbow 884
star hat 1,476
star key lime 275
star key lime pie 237
star pants 666
star shirt 327
star spatula 6
Star Spawn 97
star staff 1,268
star starfish 6
star stiletto 354
star sword 1,132
star throwing star 968
starchy crossbow 319
starchy sword 20
status cymbal 1
Steal This Candy 4,015
stealth bomber 132
Steam Card: DemonStar (#1) 42
Steam Card: DemonStar (#2) 1,647
Steam Card: DemonStar (#3) 7
Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1) 200
Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2) 1,270
Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3) 1,401
Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1) 877
Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2) 2,108
Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3) 494
Steam Card: Meteoid (#1) 7
Steam Card: Meteoid (#2) 185
Steam Card: Meteoid (#3) 392
Steam Card: Space Trip (#1) 16
Steam Card: Space Trip (#2) 3
Steam Card: Space Trip (#3) 791
steamed oyster 108
steampunk potion 262
steamy ruby 1,098
steel drivin' hammer 379
steel knuckles 12
steel sword 150
steely marble 21
Stembridge sidearm 20
Stemonitis Staticus mushroom 55
stench and sour sauce 216
stench jelly 224
stench nuggets 90
stench powder 13,056
stench wad 3,875
Stephen's lab coat 54
Stephen's secret formula 57
stepmom's booze 753
sterno-flavored Hob-O 1,780
stick 574
stick of "gum" 1,030
stick of dynamite 1,250
stick-on eyebrow piercing 2,523
stick-on gnome beard 1,062
stick-on-a-string 152
sticky gloves 1,095
sticky hand whip 393
sticky lava globs 5
sticky meat kilt 253
sticky meat pants 2
sticky meat skirt 24
still grill 1
still-beating spleen 6
stink-penny 142
stinkin' bindle 17
stinking agaricus 49
stinkwater 38
stinky cheese ball 1
stinky fannypack 55
stinky hi mein 1,564
stinky mushroom 5,354
stinky mushroom wine 40
stolen accordion 16,882
stolen meatpouch 23,423
stolen necklace 31
stolen office supplies 10,751
stolen sushi 5,552
stomach turnover 24
stomp box 96
stone banjo 100
stone baseball cap 2,890
stone frisbee 21,866
Stone Golem pebbles 4,171
stone of eXtreme power 3,139
stone turtle 1
stone wool 6,260
Stooper 8
stop shield 1
strange cube 356
strange helix fossil 3
strange shiny disc 5
strange stalagmite 1
straw hat 256
straw pole 236
strawberry 678
strawberry daiquiri 122
strawberry pie 525
strawberry popsicle 1,971
strawberry supersucker 328
strawberry wine 110
strawberry-flavored Hob-O 778
strawberyl 1,080
strawberyl necklace 135
stray chihuahua 9
Straypler 19
stress ball 23
Strikes Again Bigmouth 1,016
string of blue beads 127
string of Crimbo lights 58
string of dingle balls 1
string of green beads 130
string of moist beads 1
string of red beads 141
stringy sinew 10,923
Strix stix 916
Strong, Silent Type 1
strongness elixir 923
studded leather boxer shorts 10,027
studded sealhide shield 8
stuffed "L" 8
stuffed alien blob 1,313
stuffed angry cow 383
stuffed astral badger 1,511
stuffed baby gravy fairy 1,624
stuffed bandersnatch 212
stuffed Baron von Ratsworth 990
stuffed can of asparagus 180,191
stuffed carpenter 310
stuffed caterpillar 212
stuffed Cheshire bitten 952
stuffed club 4
stuffed cocoabo 1,310
stuffed crazy bastard sword 265
stuffed dodecapede 191
stuffed dodo 235
stuffed doppelshifter 147
stuffed flaming gravy fairy 1,380
stuffed frozen gravy fairy 1,365
stuffed ghuol whelp 188
stuffed gray blob 225
stuffed hand turkey 1,609
stuffed Hodgman 3
stuffed key 1,583
stuffed kraken 2
stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech 914
stuffed martini 179
stuffed Meat 2,136
stuffed mind flayer 1,663
stuffed mink 2,229
stuffed Mob Penguin 375
stuffed monocle 1,702
stuffed ninja snowman 1,532
stuffed pocketwatch 259
stuffed porpoise 210
stuffed red and green pepper (stale) 524
stuffed sabre-toothed lime 32
stuffed scary death orb 1,311
stuffed shoulder parrot 3,862
stuffed sleazy gravy fairy 1,277
stuffed snowy owl 1,214
stuffed spooky gravy fairy 1,365
stuffed spooky mushroom 231
stuffed stab bat 1,111
stuffed stinky gravy fairy 1,306
stuffed teddy butler 949
stuffed tin of caviar 1,695
stuffed treasure chest 3,208
stuffed undead elbow macaroni 1,660
stuffed walrus 424
stuffed yeti 555
stuffed yo-yo 13
stuffed zmobie 109
stuffed-shirt scarecrow 1
stuffing 314
stuffing fluffer 267
stunt nuts 10,712
sturdy cane 6,617
sturdy Crimbo crate 536
sturdy sword hilt 3
stylish swimsuit 1,315
styrofoam crossbow 116
styrofoam ore 451
styrofoam staff 527
styrofoam sword 130
sub-molecular interocitor 101
succulent marrow 251
sucker bucket 9
sucker hakama 9
sucker kabuto 8
sucker scaffold 332
sucker tachi 9
sucky decal 95
suede shortsword 21
Suffering Sinner 169
sugar banana 848
sugar bunny 166
sugar chapeau 500
sugar cherry 769
Sugar Cog 343
sugar fairy 2
sugar lime 1,484
sugar raygun 3
sugar shank 544
sugar shard 7,232
sugar sheet 9,800
sugar shield 900
sugar shillelagh 132
sugar shirt 620
sugar shorts 1,759
sugar shotgun 1,163
sugar sphere 697
sugar-coated pine cone 38
sugarplum ration 1
suggestive strozzapreti 52
Summer Nights 51
sun-dried tofu 247
sundae ration 17
sunken chest 1,451
suntan lotion of moxiousness 1,057
Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword 58
super good fruit 41
super ka-bob 262
Super Magic Power Sword X 399
super salad 90
Super Weight-Gain 9000 270
super-absorbent tarp 2
super-size brogurt 322
super-spiky hair gel 22,651
super-strong air freshener 314
super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) 2,050
superamplified boom box 1,067
Superdrifter holo-record 458
superduperball 1,145
superduperheated metal 56
superheated fudge 1,557
superheated metal 42
Supernova Champagne 44,950
support cummerbund 176
supportive bra 167
Suppurating Sinner 240
surgical apron 486
surgical mask 207
surgical tape 1,526
surprisingly capacious handbag 11,048
sushi doily 28
sushi-rolling mat 1
suspicious package 1
Swabbie™ swab 1,497
swamp haunch 3,137
swamp lolly 2,601
swashbuckling pants 16,359
sweat socks 1,182
sweat-ade 50
sweatband 9
Swedish massage fish 29
sweet mochi ball 1,025
sweet ninja sword 122
sweet nutcracker 1
sweet party mix 29
sweet rims 26
sweet roll Alabama 7,524
Sweet Sword 468
sweet tooth 68
sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 174
sweetened reindeer fat 28
swirling mushroom wine 41
swirly potion 36,167
Swizzler 9,595
sword behind inappropriate prepositions 179
sword hilt 10,019
sword of static 298
swordzall 102
syncopated turtle 4
synthetic dog hair pill 4
synthetic marrow 721
synthetic rock 6
synthetic stuffing 549
TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ 55
T.U.R.D.S. Key 147
t8r tots 3,062
Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco 1,876
Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce! 201
Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco 122
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro 4,572
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita 10,566
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier 2
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco 8,842
taco shell 21,904
tail o' nine cats 253
tailbone shield 7
tainted icing 1
tainted milk 231
tainted seal's blood 2
Take Eleven Bar 311
Tales from the Fireside 98
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker 143
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) 1
Tales of Spelunking 9
Talisman of Bakula 1
Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin 572
tamarind-flavored chewing gum 2,725
tambourine 1,177
tambourine bells 5,196
tangarita 564
tangarita with a fly in it 16
tangerine 11,072
tangle of copper wire 853
tangle of rat tails 32
tangled mass of creepy pasta 57
tankard of ale 3,288
tap shoes 144
Tapioc berry 201
tapped black lotus 41
targeting chip 312
tarnished bottlecap 462
tarnished luggage key 12
tarnished metal ring 53
tarnished metal rod 49
tarnished tastevin 740
tarrrnish charrrm 6,767
tarrrnished charrrm bracelet 223
tasket 11
tassel 189
tasteful black bow tie 14
Tasty Fun Good rice candy 1,180
tasty louse 4
tasty tart 2,010
tattered paper crown 4
tattered scrap of paper 3,431
tawdry amethyst 673
tea for one 1,500
Tea, Earl Grey, Hot 1
teacher's pen 111
Tears of the Quiet Healer 6,890
teddy bear 86
teddy bear sewing kit 11
teddy borg 71
teeny-tiny magic scroll 162
teeny-tiny ninja stars 176
teflon ore 1,966
teflon shield 1
teflon spatula 4
teflon swim fins 234
Telltale™ rubber heart 1,415
temperance whiskey 179
temporary teardrop tattoo 1,013
temporary tribal tattoo 3,207
temporary X tattoos 11
temporary yak tattoo 208
Temps Tempranillo 191
tempura air 138
tempura avocado 32
tempura broccoli 18
tempura carrot 112
tempura cauliflower 72
tempura cucumber 169
tempura green and red bean 184
tempura radish 30
ten-leaf clover 454
tenderizing hammer 2,322
tennis ball 30
teqiwila 6
teqiwila slammer 565
tequila grenade 13,204
tequila sunrise 1,724
tequila sunset 1,083
tequila with training wheels 3,858
Tequiz Navidad 65
terra panna cotta 9
terrible poem 2,854
Tesla's Electroplated Beans 108
Texas tea 9
thanksgiving turkey 131
that gum you like 332
The Art of Slapfighting 58
The Author's ink 18
The Author's inkwell 2,576
The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones 140
The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 14
The Big Book of Communism 7
The Big Book of Communism (used) 1
The Big Book of Pirate Insults 9,931
The Bomb 2
The Confiscator's Grimoire 1
The Cooler Out of Space 937
The Crown of Ed the Undying 1
the Crymbich Manuscript 23
The Emperor's dry cleaning 1,036
The Emperor's new cookie 5
The Emperor's new hat 2
The Emperor's new pants 2
The Emperor's new shirt 2
The Eye of the Thing in the Basement 1
The Firegate Tapes 2
The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide 24
the funk 3,313
The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook 40
The Grand Poo-Bah trading card 138
The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object 1
The Jokester's gun 22
The Jokester's pants 74
The Jokester's wig 123
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 8
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 14
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 18
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 22
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 40
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 20
The Joy of Wassailing 147
The Joy of Wassailing (used) 1
the kindest cold cut 1,343
The Landscaper's leafblower 36
The Legendary Beat 1
The Lost Comb 8
The Lost Glasses 214
The Lost Pill Bottle 347
The Lot's engagement ring 247
The Mad Liquor 1
The Mariachi's guitar case 10
the most dangerous bait 20,244
The Necbromancer's Hat 1
The Necbromancer's Shorts 1
The Necbromancer's Stein 1
The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff 1
The Necbronomicon 8
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 2
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 2
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 2
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 2
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 2
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 2
The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells 12
The Nuge's favorite crossbow 1
The One Mood Ring 1
The Pigs holo-record 20
The Plumber's mushroom stew 1
The Ring 9
The Sagittarian's leisure pants 1
The Snake trading card 202
The Snitch's Manifesto 166
The Spirit of Crimbo 1
The Superconductor's CPU 1
The Sword in the Steak 3
The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants 149
theoretical string 1,844
thermos full of Knob coffee 1,095
thermos of brew 47
They liver 254
They liver popsicle 2
They'll Love You In Rhinestones 9
thicksilver spurs 31
thin black candle 23,565
thin gold wire 49
Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy 100
Thinknerd T-Shirt 1
Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag 537
Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts 1
Third Base 552
third ear 60
Third Eye 1
third-hand lantern 250
third-hand nunchaku 2,308
This Charming Flan 33
thistle wine 148
Thor's Pliers 1
Thorny Toad trading card 118
three-legged pants 15,212
three-tiered wedding cake 79
thriftshop coupon 65
Thriller Ice 44
throbbing organ pie 330
throbbing rage gland 16
throwing bone 394
throwing candy 784
throwing fork 2,241
throwing knife 2,868
throwing spoon 3,309
throwing wrench 778
Thwaitgold amoeba statuette 1
Thwaitgold bee statuette 1
Thwaitgold bookworm statuette 1
Thwaitgold bug statuette 2
Thwaitgold butterfly statuette 2
Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette 7
Thwaitgold chigger statuette 1
Thwaitgold cockroach statuette 1
Thwaitgold firefly statuette 1
Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette 1
Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette 4
Thwaitgold maggot statuette 1
Thwaitgold mosquito statuette 2
Thwaitgold moth statuette 1
Thwaitgold nit statuette 2
Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette 1
Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette 4
Thwaitgold scorpion statuette 3
Thwaitgold spider statuette 5
Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette 9
Thwaitgold termite statuette 1
Thwaitgold time fly statuette 1
Thwaitgold woollybear statuette 1
thyme jelly donut 23
TI-9000 calculator 643
Tickle-Me Emilio 1
ticksilver ring 6
ticksilver spurs 10
tie-dyed fannypack 236
Tiger-lily's milk 362
tightly-wound spine 47
tighty whiteys 881
Tiki lighter 35
Time Bandit Badge of Courage 1
Time Bandit Time Towel 2
Time Cape 10
Time Cloak 7
time halo 337
Time Lord Participation Mug 13
time residue 1,283
time shuriken 6
time sleigh 1
time sword 1
time trousers 1
time's arrow 81
time-twitching toolbelt 1
tin cup 12
tin cup of mulligan stew 78
tin drum 11
tin foil 36
tin magnolia 8,328
tin of submardines 13,619
tin roof (rusted) 1
tin snips 36
tin star 1
tin thermos of chai 530
tinsel fin 21
tinsel orb 3
tiny balloon knife 415
tiny barrel 36
tiny bindle 56
tiny black hole 211
tiny bomb 1,069
tiny bottle of absinthe 401
tiny bowler 77
tiny bust of Pallas 23
tiny canopic jar 280
tiny cell phone 1
tiny costume wardrobe 1
tiny dancer 9
tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg 41
tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer 22
tiny die-cast blade a-spinning 96
tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory 28
tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree 161
tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer 370
tiny die-cast Don Crimbo 7
tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer 328
tiny die-cast factory worker elf 19
tiny die-cast Father Crimbo 30
tiny die-cast Father Crimborg 54
tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf 198
tiny die-cast golden ring 69
tiny die-cast goose a-laying 75
tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer 152
tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer 18
tiny die-cast killing bird 5
tiny die-cast middle-management elf 18
tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf 289
tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg 40
tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg 8
tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer 27
tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer 18
tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf 305
tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming 9
tiny die-cast Swiss hen 53
tiny die-cast turtle mech 9
tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo 11
tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign 21
tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer 28
tiny do-rag 1
tiny domino mask 11
tiny fly glasses 103
tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker 1
tiny glowing red nose 8
tiny goth giant 3
tiny handful of mixed nuts 61
tiny house 53,361
tiny knife and fork 371
tiny makeup kit 27
tiny maracas 223
tiny Mountie hat 220
tiny ninja sword 989
tiny nose-bone fetish 17
tiny plastic 11 Dealer 10
tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf 367
tiny plastic abominable fudgeman 10
tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo 26
tiny plastic Abuela's cottage 1
tiny plastic accordion thief 22
tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart 46
tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear 78
tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll 10
tiny plastic angry bugbear 604
tiny plastic angry goat 88
tiny plastic angry space marine 236
tiny plastic angry vikings 15
tiny plastic anime smiley 358
tiny plastic animelf 28
tiny plastic apathetic lizardman 38
tiny plastic Armory 1
tiny plastic astronomer 18
tiny plastic Axe Wound 14
tiny plastic baby gravy fairy 481
tiny plastic bad vibe 94
tiny plastic Bar 1
tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth 889
tiny plastic barrrnacle 104
tiny plastic batbugbear 687
tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type 340
tiny plastic beanbat 199
tiny plastic bee swarm 62
tiny plastic beebee gunners 75
tiny plastic Beebee King 671
tiny plastic beebee queue 82
tiny plastic Beelzebozo 4
tiny plastic Best Game Ever 31
tiny plastic Big Candy 33
tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar 263
tiny plastic Black Knight 7
tiny plastic black ops bugbear 1,004
tiny plastic blazing bat 413
tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball 712
tiny plastic blooper 11
tiny plastic Bonerdagon 14
tiny plastic Boss Bat 80
tiny plastic brainsweeper 770
tiny plastic briefcase bat 450
tiny plastic bugaboo 82
tiny plastic Bugbear Captain 23
tiny plastic buzzerker 307
tiny plastic caboose 53
tiny plastic Café Elf 93
tiny plastic Cafe 1
tiny plastic Captain Kerkard 39
tiny plastic cavebugbear 263
tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter 790
tiny plastic Cheer Core 2
tiny plastic chem lab 2
tiny plastic Cheshire bat 46
tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ 84
tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite 12
tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel 586
tiny plastic coal car 22
tiny plastic cocoabo 585
tiny plastic coffee pixie 2,123
tiny plastic colollilossus 95
tiny plastic conservationist hippy 1,843
tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ 10
tiny plastic Crimbo caroler 36
tiny plastic Crimbo Casino 87
tiny plastic Crimbo cheer 40
tiny plastic Crimbo elf 123
tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer 787
tiny plastic Crimbo wreath 240
tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva 14
tiny plastic Crimbomega 83
tiny plastic Crimbomination 154
tiny plastic Crimborgatron 61
tiny plastic Crimbot 16
tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram 218
tiny plastic cubist bull 509
tiny plastic demoninja 90
tiny plastic dining car 30
tiny plastic disco bandit 79
tiny plastic Dolph Bossin 57
tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" 38
tiny plastic Don Crimbo 94
tiny plastic Dr. Awkward 1
tiny plastic drunk goat 764
tiny plastic Duke Starkiller 82
tiny plastic Ed the Undying 1
tiny plastic exo-suited miner 58
tiny plastic Factory 1
tiny plastic fat stack of cash 9
tiny plastic Father McGruber 540
tiny plastic fax machine 12
tiny plastic Felonia 10
tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus 10
tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker 643
tiny plastic fire servant 43
tiny plastic fluffy bunny 363
tiny plastic food lab 2
tiny plastic four-shadowed mime 10
tiny plastic fruit golem 395
tiny plastic Fudge Wizard 81
tiny plastic fuzzy dice 607
tiny plastic G Imp 7
tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej 37
tiny plastic Gary Claybender 171
tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick 78
tiny plastic ghuol whelp 76
tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers 7
tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire 10
tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser 14
tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester 224
tiny plastic golden gundam 301
tiny plastic GORM-8 27
tiny plastic goth giant 856
tiny plastic grue 758
tiny plastic handsome mariachi 9
tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist 74
tiny plastic Hellion 14
tiny plastic hermit 86
tiny plastic hobo elf 33
tiny plastic howling balloon monkey 645
tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear 337
tiny plastic Iiti Kitty 414
tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker 387
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tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter 343
tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl 15
tiny plastic Knob Goblin King 557
tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist 274
tiny plastic Knott Yeti 410
tiny plastic Knows About Chakras 86
tiny plastic Krampus 69
tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box 25
tiny plastic leprechaun 774
tiny plastic levitating potato 58
tiny plastic lobsterfrogman 405
tiny plastic locomotive 58
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tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven 8
tiny plastic MechaElf 54
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tiny plastic mime functionary 37
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tiny plastic Rudolph the Red 19
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Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste 4,317
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traffic jam toast 47
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transparent nog 53
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turtle wax greaves 504
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twice-haunted screwdriver 682
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twinkly wad 100,000
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two meat muck 68
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ultra-deluxe cupcake 1,282
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ultrafondue 17
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una poca de gracia 1,567
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vampire chowder 363
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Vamprey 2
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vial of swamp vapors 285
vial of The Glistening 2,928
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viral video 3,520
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volleyball 46,102
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VYKEA meatballs 955
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WA 1,346
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waders 10
waffle 262
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wang 258
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warbear auto-anvil 2
warbear badge 67
warbear battery 1,357
warbear battle greaves 15
warbear bearserker mead 96
warbear bearserker potion 840
warbear beeping telegram 193
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warbear breakfast machine assembler 25
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warbear lined ushanka 7
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warbear officer requisition box 186
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warbear procedural hilarity drone 282
warbear rejuvenation potion 64
warbear requisition box 535
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warbear soda machine assembler 73
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warbear superpotion 2,917
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warbear trouser fragment 674
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warbear warrior bread 242
warbear whosit 122
warehouse clerk's glasses 209
warehouse key 107
warehouse walkie-talkie 1,749
warm fur 6
warm gravy 113
warm mushroom 1,535
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Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife 17
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water balloon 6
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Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence 1
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western-style skinning knife 14
Wet Russian 482
wet stew 858
wet venom duct 365
whalebone corset 8,911
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whatsit-covered turtle shell 29
wheel 351
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whet stone 2
whimpering willow bark 1,070
whip kit 13
whisker pencil 802
whiskey and cola 272
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white Crimbo ball 21,504
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white lightning 4,594
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white page 790
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white pixel 5,607
white rice 253
white satin pants 982
white satin shield 15,078
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white sword 4,019
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whole turkey leg 363
wholeberd 2
Whoompa Fur Pants 42
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willyweed 15
wind-up chattering teeth 785
wind-up ensign 3,118
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wind-up navigation droid 5,129
wind-up owl 949
wind-up spider 1,359
wind-up vampire teeth 3
wind-up Whatsian robot 1,898
windchimes 740
windicle 4
wine spritzer 26
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wings of fire 121
Winifred's whistle 101
Wint-O-Fresh mint 160,191
wintergreen-flavored potato chips 1,052
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witch's brew 210
witty rapier 518
wizard action figure 1
woim 5
woimbook 177
wok lobster 70
Woldo trading card 101
wolf mask 2,655
wolfman mask 1,547
Wolfman Nardz 293
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wonderwall shield 4,768
wood screw 949
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wooden block 31
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wooden stakes 470
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Work is a Four Letter Sword 246
worksite credentials 10
Workytime Tea 960
World's Blackest-Eyed Peas 527
world's most unappetizing beverage 1
world's smallest violin 1,741
worn tophat 344
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worthless gewgaw 4,894
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worthless trinket 543
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wrestling mask 1,234
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wriggling worm 445
wristwatch of the white knight 110
writhing drippy candy bar 8
Wullabye 51
wussiness potion 12,203
X 1,352
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Xi Receiver Unit 1
Xiblaxian 5D printer 65
Xiblaxian alloy 206
Xiblaxian circuitry 1,121
Xiblaxian crystal 1,769
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Xiblaxian polymer 4,615
Xiblaxian space-whiskey 115
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xo-skeleton-in-a-box 1
yabba dabba doo rag 4
yak anorak 1,040
yak skin 5,699
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yakskin skirt 32
yam candy 118
Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick 3,657
ye olde golde frontes 401
Ye Olde Meade 286
Ye Olde Medieval Insult 17
Ye Olde Navy Fleece 188
Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher 4,191
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Yeg's Motel alarm clock 197
Yeg's Motel ashtray 2
Yeg's Motel disposable razor 47
Yeg's Motel hand soap 106
Yeg's Motel minibar key 2
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Yeg's Motel toothbrush 118
yellow brick road 222
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yellow paisley oyster egg 274
yellow pixel 233,553
yellow pixel potion 40
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yellow plastic oyster egg 320
yellow polka-dot oyster egg 334
yellow puck with a bow on it 1
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yellow snowcone 665
yellow striped oyster egg 732
yellow traffic cone 1
yeti fur 14,452
yield shield 1
yo 1,256
yo-yo 10,302
yohohoyo 2,061
Yolo™ chocolates 1,231
Yorick 4
Young Man's Cargo Load 3
Young Man's Crew Sequester 8
yule grog 1
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yule hatchet 70
yule pup 13
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yummy death watch beetle 5
Yummy Tummy bean 8,374
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Ze™ goggles 2,618
zen motorcycle 102
Zim Merman's guitar 238
Zinc Delta of Tranquility 2
zmobie 14
zombie 2,392
zombie dinosaur egg 6
zombie hollandaise 1,455
zombie pineal gland 74
Zombo's shield 1
Zoodriver 582
Zu Mannkäse Dienen 72