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Display Case for jcrkk (#503811)
This player is ranked #433 for Most Total Items with a total of 394,576 items.
This player is ranked #151 for Most Unique Items with a total of 4,030 items.

This player is a member of the clan Welcome Aboard.

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jcrkk (#503811)
This player has 4,030 unique items and 394,576 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 2
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 2
1-ball 2
1.21 jigawatts 2
100-Watt bulb 2
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 2
2-ball 2
25-meat staff 2
3-ball 2
30669 scroll 2
33398 scroll 2
334 scroll 2
4-ball 3
4-d camera 2
4-dimensional guitar 2
4:20 bomb 11
5-Alarm Saucepan 2
5-ball 2
6-ball 2
64067 scroll 2
668 scroll 2
7-ball 2
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 5
7-inch discus 2
8-ball 2
9-ball 2
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 2
a butt tuba 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 1
a little sump'm sump'm 6
A. W. O. L. commendation 5
abandoned candy 2
abominable blubber 2
abominable snowcone 3
Abyssal ember 2
accidental cider 2
acid-squirting flower 2
acoustic guitarrr 2
adder bladder 2
adhesive tape dolly 2
affordable teak perch 2
agua de vida 2
albatross necklace 2
Alewife™ Ale 2
Alice's Army Alchemist 2
Alice's Army booster box 1
Alice's Army Bowman 2
Alice's Army Cleric 2
Alice's Army Coward 2
Alice's Army Dervish 2
Alice's Army Foil Alchemist 2
Alice's Army Foil Bowman 1
Alice's Army Foil Cleric 1
Alice's Army Foil Coward 1
Alice's Army Foil Dervish 2
Alice's Army Foil Guard 2
Alice's Army Foil Halberder 2
Alice's Army Foil Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Foil Horseman 1
Alice's Army Foil Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber 2
Alice's Army Foil Martyr 1
Alice's Army Foil Ninja 2
Alice's Army Foil Nurse 2
Alice's Army Foil Page 2
Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden 2
Alice's Army Foil Sniper 1
Alice's Army Foil Spearsman 2
Alice's Army Foil Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Foil tattoo 1
Alice's Army Foil Wallman 2
Alice's Army Guard 2
Alice's Army Halberder 2
Alice's Army Hammerman 2
Alice's Army Horseman 2
Alice's Army Lanceman 2
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 6
Alice's Army Martyr 4
Alice's Army Ninja 3
Alice's Army Nurse 3
Alice's Army Page 3
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 3
Alice's Army Sniper 4
Alice's Army Spearsman 2
Alice's Army Swordsman 3
Alice's Army Wallman 3
all-purpose cleaner 2
all-year sucker 1
alpha-mail pants 2
alphabet gum 2
amber aviator shades 2
ammonite candy mold 3
ammonite fossil 80
amphibious tophat 2
amulet of extreme plot significance 973
Amulet of Yendor 64
ancient cursed foot locker 2
ancient frozen dinner 57
ancient Magi-Wipes 2
ancient protein powder 12
Ancient Saucehelm 2
ancient spice 2
ancient stone fist 2
ancient stone head 2
ancient turtle shell 2
ancient turtle shell helmet 2
ancient turtle shell powder 2
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 2
ancient vinyl coin purse 2
anemone nematocyst 2
Angry Farmer candy 7
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 2
Ankh of Badahnkadh 2
anniversary balloon 2
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary gift box 2
anniversary safety glass vest 1
annoying pitchfork 2
ant agonist 2
ant antidepressant 2
ant hoe 3
ant pick 2
ant pitchfork 2
ant rake 2
ant sickle 2
anti-anti-antidote 2
anticheese 2
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 2
antique bottle of cough syrup 2
antique bottle opener 2
antique greaves 2
antique hand mirror 2
antique helmet 2
antique packet of ketchup 2
antique painting of a landscape 2
antique pair of blue jeans 2
antique record album 2
antique shield 2
antique souvenir drawing 2
antique spear 2
Apathargic Bandersnatch 1
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 5
armgun 120
around the world 6
arrow'd heart balloon 2
arrowgram 2
arrrgyle socks 2
Arrrmetia trading card 2
arse-a'fire elixir 1
asbestos apron 2
asbestos crossbow 2
asbestos crossbow string 2
asbestos helmet turtle 2
asbestos meat stack 2
asbestos ore 2
asbestos staff 2
asbestos stick 2
asbestos sword 2
asbestos sword hilt 2
ASCII shirt 2
Asleep in the Cemetery 2
asparagus knife 2
asparagus lo mein 2
asparagus stir-fry 2
aspirin 2
asshat 2
astral mushroom 28
astronaut pants 2
atomic vector plotter 2
attention spanner 2
automatic catapult 2
awful poetry journal 50
bätzle 46
baby cuddlefish 2
baby killer bee 2
baconstone 139
baconstone bracelet 2
baconstone earring 2
baconstone pendant 10
baconstone ring 2
bad penguin egg 1
badass belt 1
badass pie 2
badger badge 2
Bag o' Tricks 1
bag of airline peanuts 113
bag of bones 2
bag of Cheat-Os 2
bag of lard 2
bag of many confections 2
baggie of powdered sugar 2
balaclava 2
balaclava baklava 2
ball 2
ball-in-a-cup 2
balloon helmet 2
balloon monkey 2
balloon shield 2
balloon sword 2
ballroom blintz 2
bamboo bokuto 2
banana 2
banana cream pie 2
banana daiquiri 2
banana milkshake 2
banana peel 2
banana smoothie 698
banana spritzer 2
banana supersucker 2
bananagate 35
banjo strings 2
bar skin 2
bar whip 2
barbed-wire fence 2
bargain flash powder 2
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
barrrnacle 2
barskin buckler 2
barskin cloak 2
barskin hat 2
barskin loincloth 2
barskin tent 2
bartender skull 1
bartender-in-the-box 3
bartender-skull-in-the-box 1
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 2
baseball 2
Bash-Ōs cereal 2
basic meat crossbow 2
basic meat fez 2
basic meat foon 2
basic meat helmet 3
basic meat kilt 2
basic meat pants 2
basic meat skirt 2
basic meat spork 2
basic meat staff 2
basic meat sword 2
bat guano 111
bat haggis 2
bat hat 2
bat whip 2
bat wing 51
bat wing kabob 2
bat wing stir-fry 89
bat-ass leather jacket 6
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 3
batblade 2
batgut 170
bath ball gift set 8
battered Crimbo Crate 9
battered hubcap 3
bazookafish bubble gum 4
beach ball marble 4
beach glass bead 2
beach glass necklace 3
bean burrito 2
beanbag chair 2
beastly paste 2
beaten-up Chucks 3
bed of coals 2
beefy fish meat 3
beer basted brat 4
beer bomb 2
beer bong 7
beer cartilage 1,002
beer goggles 2
beer helmet 19
beer lens 2
beer-a-pult 2
beer-soaked mop 50
beertini 3
begpwnia 2
beholed bedsheet 2
beige clambroth marble 2
Beignet Milgranet 2
bejeweled accordion strap 2
bejeweled cufflinks 6
bejeweled pledge pin 2
belemnite candy mold 2
belemnite fossil 50
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 2
bellhop bell 3
Ben-Gal™ Balm 951
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 2
berries of suffering 2
berry-infused sake 2
Better Than Cuddling Cake 4
bezoar ring 2
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 2
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 4
BGE merchandise order form 2
BGE pocket calendar 6
BGE shotglass 30
BGE temporary tattoo 8
BGE tiny plastic toy 6
bi-lateral logic compressor 2
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 3
big bad voodoo mask 3
big bass drum 7
big boom 5
big bumboozer marble 2
big bundle of chamoix 2
Big Candy's tophat 1
big red clown nose 2
big rock 2
big slimy cyst 2
big stick 2
big stirring stick 4
bigger stick 8
bilge wine 2
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 2
bindlestocking 2
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 13
bishop cookie 3
Bit O' Ectoplasm 2
bit of clingfilm 2
bit-o-cactus 10
bite-me-red lipstick 2
bitter pill 2
BitterSweetTarts 2
Bjorn's Hammer 2
black & tan 6
black belt 2
Black Body™ spray 2
black BRICKO brick 2
black candy heart 3
black catseye marble 1
black cherry soda 2
black cowboy hat 2
black eyedrops 2
black facepaint 3
black forest cake 2
black forest ham 2
black greaves 2
black helmet 32
black kettle drum 8
Black No. 2 30
black paisley oyster egg 2
black pension check 2
black pepper 2
black picnic basket 2
black pixel 2,525
black plastic oyster egg 6
black polka-dot oyster egg 2
black pudding 196
black sheepskin diploma 2
black shield 19
black snake skin 34
black snowcone 3
black spot 18
black striped oyster egg 6
black sword 21
black-and-blue light 6
blackberry 2
blackberry combat boots 2
blackberry galoshes 4
blackberry moccasins 2
blackberry polite 2
blackberry slippers 3
Blackfly Chardonnay 2
blammer 2
blank fudge mold 2
blank prescription sheet 2
Blatantly Canadian 4
blended frozen swill 2
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 1
Blizzards I Have Died In 2
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 2
Blood 'n' Plenty 2
blood flower 2
Blood Light 2
blood of the Wereseal 2
blood-faced volleyball 2
bloody beer 3
bloody clown pants 2
bloody mary 51
blue class ring 3
blue paisley oyster egg 2
blue pixel 2
blue pixel potion 29
blue plasma ball 4
blue plastic baby 3
blue plastic oyster egg 5
blue polka-dot oyster egg 2
blue raspberry troll doll 4
blue shell 2
blue snowcone 2
blue striped oyster egg 2
blue suede shoes 2
blue-frosted astral cupcake 3
blundarrrbus 2
blunt cat claw 3
blunt icepick 2
bobble-hip hula elf doll 2
bobcat grenade 1
Bohemian rhapsody 19
boilermaker 6
bone and arrows 2
bone aperitif 2
bone chips 2
bone collar 3
bone crusher 2
bone flute 12
bone meal 2
bone rattle 3
bone spurs 1
Bone's Farm "wine" 83
boneana hammock 1
bonedanna 1
bonerang 3
boning knife 2
booty chest charrrm 2
booty chest charrrm bracelet 2
boozebomb 2
Boozehounds Anonymous token 2
Bordeaux Marteaux 2
borg sock monkey 8
boring spaghetti 2
Boris's key lime 2
Boris's key lime pie 3
Boris's ring 3
borrowed time 2
bottle of alcohol 2
bottle of antifreeze 2
bottle of black cat tonic 2
bottle of Blank-Out 2
bottle of bubbles 2
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 2
bottle of Cochon Noir 2
bottle of cooking sherry 3
bottle of Definit 64
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 26
bottle of extra-strength melodramamine 2
bottle of gin 2,012
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 2
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 355
bottle of melodramamine 3
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 2
bottle of moontan lotion 2
bottle of Mystic Shell 4
bottle of Ooze-O 2
bottle of peppermint schnapps 2
bottle of perfume 2
bottle of Pete's Sake 6
bottle of Pinot Renoir 2
bottle of pirate juice 2
bottle of popskull 2
bottle of realpagne 3
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 2
bottle of rum 4,679
bottle of sake 2
bottle of sewage schnapps 2
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 2
bottle of tequila 324
bottle of ultravitamins 2
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 2
bottle of vodka 98,905
bottle of whiskey 8,252
bottle opener belt buckle 6
bottlecap turtle 2
bottled inspiration 3
boulder 2
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 6
bow 2
bow staff 2
bowl of Bounty-Os 2
bowl of cottage cheese 2
bowl of fishysoisse 2
bowl of lucky charms 2
bowl of rye sprouts 2
bowlegged pants 6
bowler 5
box 6
box of Familiar Jacks 2
box of hammers 2
box of Pokëmann band-aids 2
box turtle 2
box-in-the-box 2
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 2
boxed champagne 63
boxed wine 112
boxing glove 2
boxing glove on a spring 2
boxing-glove-in-a-box 2
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 2
brains casserole 2
BRAINS shorts 2
brainy skull 2
brand new key 2
brass crank handle 2
brass dorsal fin 2
brass stinger 2
breaded beer 2
breath mint 2
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 2
brick 2
brick of sand 2
BRICKO airship 1
BRICKO bat 2
BRICKO brick 2,259
BRICKO bulwark 1
BRICKO cathedral 1
BRICKO egg 2
BRICKO elephant 2
BRICKO eye brick 8
BRICKO gargantuchicken 1
BRICKO hat 2
BRICKO octopus 2
BRICKO ooze 2
BRICKO oyster 2
BRICKO pants 2
BRICKO pearl 2
BRICKO pyramid 2
BRICKO python 2
BRICKO reactor 2
BRICKO sword 2
BRICKO trunk 2
BRICKO turtle 2
BRICKO vacuum cleaner 1
briefcase 2
Bright Water 2
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 2
brine 2
briny vinegar 2
brittle plastic handle 2
broken BRICKO brick 2
broken carburetor 3
broken cellular phone 2
broken clock 2
broken glass grenade 2
broken skull 6
broken sword 2
bronze breastplate 3
bronze handcuffs 2
bronzed locust 2
brown crock marble 2
brown pixel 2
brown plastic baby 2
brown sugar cane 2
bubble bauble bow 2
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 2
bubblewrap crossbow 2
bubblewrap ore 3
bubblewrap staff 2
bubblewrap sword 2
bubbling tempura batter 2
bubbly potion 17
bucket of honey 2
bucket of wine 3
buckler buckle 2
buckyball 5
buffalo blade 2
bug paste 2
bugbear beanie 2
bugbear bungguard 2
bugged bön±Ã©t 2
bugged balaclava 2
bugged beanie 2
Bulky Buddy Box 2
bullet-proof corduroys 2
bum cheek 2
bumblebee marble 2
bunch of bananas 2
bunch of square grapes 503
bungle in the jungle 2
bunny liver 2
buoybottoms 2
burnt flower 2
bus pass 2
Buttery Knob 1
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 2
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. chum 2
C.H.U.M. knife 2
C.H.U.M. lantern 2
cactus fruit 2
cactus monocle 2
caipifruta 2
calavera concertina 3
calle de miel 8
calle de miel with a fly in it 2
can cannon 2
can of Binarrrca 5
can of black paint 4
can of CRIMBCOLA 2
can of depilatory cream 3
can of fake snow 2
can of franks 'n' beans 2
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 2
can of maces 3
can of Rain-Doh 2
can of Red Minotaur 2
can of spinach 7
can of starch 5
can of sterno 2
can of Swiller 7
Can-Can skirt 2
can-can-in-a-can 4
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 4
candied kobold 2
candied yam pinky ring 2
candied yams 3
candy brain 2
candy cane 20
candy cornucopia 2
candy kneecapping stick 2
candy knuckles 33
candy skeleton 9
candy stake 26
cane-mail pants 2
cane-mail shirt 2
cannonball charrrm 13
cannonball charrrm bracelet 2
canopic jar 52
canteen of wine 5
capacitor relay 26
carbon nanotube frame 24
carbonated soy milk 34
carbonated water lily 2
card sleeve 1
cardboard box turtle 3
cardboard crossbow 2
cardboard katana 5
cardboard ore 9
cardboard staff 3
cardboard sword 2
cardboard wakizashi 2
caret 2
carob brownies 2
carob cannon 2
carob chunk cookies 4
carob chunk noodles 2
carob chunks 340
casino pass 156
cast 1,213
cast-iron legacy paddle 3
cat appendix 2
catgut 71
catgut taco 3
catskin buckler 3
catskin cap 2
catsup 2
cement sandals 2
centipede eggs 2
Cerebral Cloche 3
Cerebral Crossbow 2
Cerebral Culottes 2
chain-mail monokini 2
chainsaw chain 2
chamoisole 2
chaos butterfly 5
chaos popcorn 2
charged magnet 2
charming flute 2
charpuce jub-jub bird 2
charrrm bracelet 2
cheap cigar butt 3
cheap elven gloves 2
cheap plastic blowgun 2
cheap plastic bottle opener 2
cheap plastic kazoo 1
cheap studded belt 3
cheap toaster 1
cheezburger 1
chef skull 16
chef's hat 4
chef-in-the-box 176
chef-skull-in-the-box 11
cherry 59
Cherry Cloaca Cola 4
cherry pie 14
chewing gum on a string 859
children of the candy corn 2
Children's Meal of the Damned 1
chintzy accordion pin 2
chintzy disco ball pendant 2
chintzy noodle ring 2
chintzy saucepan earring 2
chintzy seal pendant 2
chintzy turtle brooch 2
chiptune guitar 2
chisel 2
chitinous pod 2
chloroform rag 2
chlorophyll paste 2
chocolate cigar 2
chocolate disco ball 2
chocolate filthy lucre 2
chocolate pasta spoon 2
chocolate saucepan 2
chocolate seal-clubbing club 2
chocolate spurs 6
chocolate stolen accordion 2
chocolate turtle totem 2
chocolate-covered caviar 2
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 9
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 2
Choker of the Ultragoth 2
chopsticks 2
Chorale of Companionship 1
Chori Zo trading card 2
chorizo brownies 3
chorizo taco 3
chrome crossbow 2
chrome crossbow string 2
chrome helmet turtle 2
chrome meat stack 2
chrome ore 2
chrome staff 2
chrome stick 2
chrome sword 2
chrome sword hilt 2
chunk of depleted Grimacite 2
chunk of rock salt 2
Cinco Mayo Lager 1
cinnamon troll doll 3
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 2
citrus-infused sake 3
Clan VIP Lounge key 1
clay peace-sign bead 370
Climate Colada 2
Cloaca grenade 28
Cloaca-Cola 2
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 2
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 2
Cloaca-Cola helmet 3
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 2
Cloaca-Cola shield 2
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 2
clock-cleaning hammer 2
clockwork bartender head 2
clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box 1
clockwork bartender-in-the-box 10
clockwork chef head 1
clockwork chef-head-in-the-box 1
clockwork chef-in-the-box 4
clockwork claws 2
clockwork clockwise dome 2
clockwork counterclockwise dome 2
clockwork crossbow 2
clockwork detective skull 2
clockwork doohickey 2
clockwork endoskeleton 2
clockwork handle 2
clockwork hat 2
clockwork key 2
clockwork maid 1
clockwork maid head 2
clockwork pants 2
clockwork pirate skull 2
clockwork rings 3
clockwork rod 2
clockwork shank 2
clockwork sheet 2
clockwork sphere 2
clockwork spine 3
clockwork staff 2
clockwork sword 2
clockwork thingamajig 2
clockwork trench coat 2
clockwork widget 2
cloudy potion 6
clown hammer 41
clown shoes 2
clown skin 1
clown whip 2
clown wig 2
clownskin belt 2
clownskin buckler 2
clownskin harness 2
club necklace 22
club of the five seasons 2
cob of corn 2
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 2
cocktail napkin 2
cocktail onion 2
cocoa egg 6,715
cocoa eggshell fragment 6,253
coconut bikini top 2
coconut shell 27
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 2
coffee pixie stick 1
coffin lid 2
cog 99
cog and sprocket assembly 2
cold and sour sauce 2
cold hi mein 3
Cold Hots candy 47
cold ninja mask 2
cold nuggets 3
cold powder 2
cold wad 3
cold-filtered water 2
collapsible baton 2
collection of tiny spooky objects 2
cologne of contempt 2
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 595
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 2
colored-light "necklace" 3
colorful plastic ball 2
Comet Drop 2
comfy coffin 2
Comma Chameleon egg 1
commemorative war stein 2
communications windchimes 2
computronic processing unit 2
concentrated cordial of concentration 2
concentrated garbage juice 2
concentrated magicalness pill 3
concoction of clumsiness 2
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 2
container of Spooky Putty 1
control crystal 1
Cookbook of the Damned 3
cool cat claw 1
cool cat elixir 1
cool jelly donut 2
cool mushroom 2
cool mushroom casserole 2
cool mushroom wine 2
cool whip 2
copper ha'penny charrrm 2
copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet 2
cordial of concentration 2
corn holder 3
corncob pipe 2
cornuthaum 34
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 2
Corpse Island iced tea 2
corpse on the beach 2
corpsebite 2
corpsedriver 2
corpsetini 2
corroded breeches 1
corrosive cowl 1
corrupted data 2
cosmic lemonade 1
cosmic paste 2
costume sword 3
cottage 2
cotton candy bale 2
cotton candy cocoon 2
cotton candy cone 2
cotton candy cordial 2
cotton candy pillow 2
cotton candy pinch 2
cotton candy plug 2
cotton candy skoshe 2
cotton candy smidgen 2
cracker 2
cranberries 1
cranberry cordial 2
cranberry schnapps 2
crazy bastard sword 1
crazy little Turkish delight 3
cream of pointy mushroom soup 49
cream pie 2
cream stout 2
creamsicle 2
creepy voodoo doll 17
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 3
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) 1
CRIMBCO lanyard 1
CRIMBCO mug 8
CRIMBCO scrip 30
CRIMBCO wine 6
CRIMBCOIDS mints 2
CRIMBCOLOAF 46
Crimbo candied pecan 8
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 2
Crimbo fudge 11
Crimbo hat 1
Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. 1
Crimbo pants 1
Crimbo paste 2
Crimbo peppermint bark 8
Crimbo pie 42
Crimbo sword 1
Crimbo ukulele 1
Crimbo wreath 1
Crimbojito 4
Crimbough 2
Crimboween memo 2
Crimbuck 527
crimsilion jub-jub bird 2
croquet hedgehog 2
crossbow string 2
crowbar 2
crowbarrr 13
Crown of the Goblin King 2
Crown of Thrones 1
crown-shaped beanie 2
cruelty-free wine 4
crusty hula hoop 10
crystal skull 2
crystallized memory 2
cube of billiard chalk 2
cup of infinite pencils 2
cup of primitive beer 2
cupcake-in-a-cup 2
curdflinger 2
curmudgel 2
cursed black pearl onion 3
cursed bottle of black-label rum 2
cursed bottle of rum 2
cursed cannonball 3
cursed dirty joke scroll 2
cursed piece of thirteen 2
cursed scrunchie 2
cursed sea biscuit 2
cursed voodoo skull 3
custom avatar form 1
cyber-mattock 2
cyborg doll 2
cyborg stompin' boot 2
cyclops eyedrops 2
cymbal syrup 78
d10 2
d12 2
d20 2
d4 2
d6 2
d8 2
Daffy Taffy 2
Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield 1
dance card 2
dangerous jerkcicle 2
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 2
dark potion 46
Das Überkühlraum trading card 1
das boot 1
day-old beer 2
deactivated MicroMechaMech 2
Deactivated O. A. F. 1
dead guy's memento 4
dead guy's piece of double-sided tape 1
dead guy's watch 2
dead lights pie 2
deadly lampshade 2
decanter of fine Scotch 1
decaying goldfish liver 2
decaying wooden oar 2
decaying wooden paddle 1
decaying wooden pole 2
deck of tropical cards 2
decorative fountain 2
defective skull 113
deflated inflatable dodecapede 1
dehydrated caviar 2
delectable fire ant 2
delicious comfit? 2
delicious noodles 3
delicious salad 3
delicious shimmering moth 2
delicious spicy noodles 4
delicious stinkbug 3
deluxe fax machine 1
demon buckler 2
demon skin 2
demon whip 2
demon-horned hat 2
demonic paste 2
demonskin jacket 2
demonskin trousers 2
denim axe 2
dense meat crossbow 2
dense meat staff 2
dense meat sword 3
dental pliers 2
dented harmonica 2
deodorant 2
depantsing bomb 2
depleted Grimacite astrolabe 2
depleted Grimacite grappling hook 3
depleted Grimacite gravy boat 2
depleted Grimacite hammer 1
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 2
depleted Grimacite ninja mask 2
depleted Grimacite shinguards 2
depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt 2
desiccated apricot 2
designer handbag 1
detective skull 2
dethklok 1
dew yoana lei 2
dew yoana salacious lei 2
diamond necklace 2
diamond-studded cane 2
diamond-studded fronts 2
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 2
didgeridooka 2
Diet Cloaca Cola 2
digital key lime 2
digital key lime pie 2
digital underground potion 2
dill 2
dingy planks 2
dire fudgesicle 2
dirty hobo gloves 2
disassembled clover 6
disbelief suspenders 3
disco ball 8
Disco Banjo 2
disco mask 174
disease 42
disembodied brain 4
disembodied smile 2
dishrag 5
disintegrating quill pen 2
disintegrating sheet music 28
disintegrating spiky collar 3
displaced fish 7
distilled fortified wine 13
distressed denim pants 2
disturbing fanfic 161
Divine 6
divine blowout 12
divine can of silly string 4
divine champagne flute 2
divine champagne popper 3
divine cracker 4
divine noisemaker 4
diving muff 2
DNOTC Box 2
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 15
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 2
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 2
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 9
Doc's Miracle Cure 1
Dogsgotnonoz pills 13
doll house 2
dollhive 9
Dolphin King's crown 2
dolphin whistle 2
donkey flipbook 2
dope gangsta bling-bling 3
dope wheels 2
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 7
double-barreled sling 2
double-ice box 2
double-ice britches 1
double-ice cap 1
double-ice gum 2
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 2
drab sonata 22
draggin' ball hat 19
dragon snaps 2
dragonfish caviar 2
Dramatic™ range 4
dreadlock whip 2
dried face 2
dripping meat crossbow 2
dripping meat staff 2
dripping meat sword 2
Drowsy Sword 1
drum machine 2
drum of pomade 1
dry martini 22
dry noodles 2
dry vodka martini 3
drywall axe 2
dubious peppermint 2
ducha de oro 2
duck-on-a-string 9
duct tape 52
duct tape buckler 1
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape sword 1
duct tape wallet 1
dueling banjo 3
dueling turtle 2
dull fish scale 2
dungeoneer's dungarees 2
dusty animal cranium 2
dusty animal jawbone 2
dusty animal pelvis 3
dusty animal skull 1
dusty bottle of Marsala 2
dusty bottle of Merlot 2
dusty bottle of Muscat 5
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 2
dusty bottle of Port 6
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 2
dusty Crimbo crate 2
dusty eighth caudal vertebra 2
dusty eighth thoracic vertebra 3
dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra 2
dusty fifth caudal vertebra 2
dusty fifth cervical vertebra 5
dusty fifth lumbar vertebra 3
dusty fifth thoracic vertebra 2
dusty first caudal vertebra 3
dusty first cervical vertebra 2
dusty first lumbar vertebra 2
dusty first thoracic vertebra 2
dusty fourth caudal vertebra 4
dusty fourth cervical vertebra 2
dusty fourth lumbar vertebra 2
dusty fourth thoracic vertebra 6
dusty left clavicle 2
dusty left eighth rib 2
dusty left eleventh rib 4
dusty left femur 4
dusty left fibula 2
dusty left fifth rib 2
dusty left first front claw 2
dusty left first rear claw 2
dusty left first rib 7
dusty left fourth front claw 5
dusty left fourth rear claw 2
dusty left fourth rib 12
dusty left humerus 6
dusty left kneecap 2
dusty left ninth rib 6
dusty left radius 4
dusty left scapula 2
dusty left second front claw 2
dusty left second rear claw 2
dusty left second rib 3
dusty left seventh rib 4
dusty left sixth rib 2
dusty left tenth rib 3
dusty left third front claw 3
dusty left third rear claw 5
dusty left third rib 4
dusty left thumb 2
dusty left tibia 2
dusty left twelfth rib 6
dusty left ulna 6
dusty ninth caudal vertebra 3
dusty ninth thoracic vertebra 3
dusty right clavicle 5
dusty right eighth rib 4
dusty right eleventh rib 3
dusty right femur 4
dusty right fibula 4
dusty right fifth rib 5
dusty right first front claw 2
dusty right first rear claw 6
dusty right first rib 4
dusty right fourth front claw 3
dusty right fourth rear claw 6
dusty right fourth rib 5
dusty right humerus 2
dusty right kneecap 2
dusty right ninth rib 3
dusty right radius 4
dusty right scapula 9
dusty right second front claw 5
dusty right second rear claw 7
dusty right second rib 7
dusty right seventh rib 5
dusty right sixth rib 3
dusty right tenth rib 5
dusty right third front claw 4
dusty right third rear claw 2
dusty right third rib 2
dusty right thumb 2
dusty right tibia 5
dusty right twelfth rib 10
dusty right ulna 4
dusty sacral vertebrae 9
dusty second caudal vertebra 6
dusty second cervical vertebra 2
dusty second lumbar vertebra 8
dusty second thoracic vertebra 2
dusty seventh caudal vertebra 2
dusty seventh cervical vertebra 2
dusty seventh lumbar vertebra 7
dusty seventh thoracic vertebra 6
dusty sixth caudal vertebra 5
dusty sixth cervical vertebra 2
dusty sixth lumbar vertebra 5
dusty sixth thoracic vertebra 2
dusty tenth caudal vertebra 7
dusty tenth thoracic vertebra 2
dusty third caudal vertebra 5
dusty third cervical vertebra 4
dusty third lumbar vertebra 2
dusty third thoracic vertebra 4
dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra 2
dwarf bread 2
dwarvish magazine 2
Dyspepsi grenade 2
Dyspepsi-Cola 2
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations 2
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 2
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 2
Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack 2
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 2
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen 2
Earring of Fire 2
easter egg balloon 1
Eau de Guaneau 2
Ecto-Cooler 2
ectoplasmic paste 2
eel battery 2
eel sauce 2
eel skin 2
eelskin hat 2
eelskin pants 2
eelskin shield 2
effervescent potion 17
effluvious emerald 2
eggbeater 2
eggnog 7
El Vibrato power sphere 2
El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 2
elderly jawbreaker 2
electric crutch 2
elemental paste 2
elephant stinger 17
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 2
Elfin shortbread 2
Ellsbury's skull 1
Elmley shades 3
Elron's Explosive Etude 3
elven limbos gingerbread 3
elven cellocello 2
elven hardtack 2
elven magi-pack 4
elven moonshine 2
elven socks 2
elven squeeze 2
elven suicide capsule 2
elven whittling knife 1
Elvish delight 12
Elvish sunglasses 2
empty blowgun 2
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 2
empty meat tank 322
empty Rain-Doh can 1
enchanted barbell 3
enchanted bean 2
enchanted bean burrito 2
enchanted brass knuckles 2
enchanted eyepatch 2
enchanted handwarmer 2
enchanted toothpick 2
enchantlers 2
encoder ring 117
energy drink IV 2
ennui-flavored potato chips 8
enormous belt buckle 2
enormous hoop earring 6
Ent cider 2
epic wad 2
escargotsicle 2
especially salty dog 2
essential cameraderie 2
essential soy 2
essential tofu 2
Everlasting Deckswabber 2
evil flaming eyeball pendant 1
evil golden arch 2
evil golden arches 18
evil googly eye 2
evil teddy bear 19
evil teddy bear sewing kit 6
exactly-three-shaped box 2
exotic parrot egg 1
expensive cigar 2
expired bottle of peppermint schnapps 2
expired can of franks 'n' beans 2
exploding hacky-sack 2
explosion-flavored chewing gum 56
extra-fancy ring setting 2
extra-greasy slider 2
extra-heavy BRICKO brick 2
extra-large palm-frond toupee 2
extra-potent gremlin mutagen 2
extra-see-thru nightie 2
extra-spicy bloody mary 3
extra-strength rubber bands 3
extra-strength strongness elixir 15
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 4
eXtreme meat crossbow 4
eXtreme meat staff 2
eXtreme meat sword 2
eXtreme mittens 11
eXtreme nose ring 2
eXtreme scarf 15
extremely skinny jeans 2
eye 'n' horn shampoo 2
eye of newt 4
eye of the Tiger-lily 78
eye-pod 8
eyedrops of newt 2
eyedrops of the ermine 5
eyedrops of the ocelot 2
eyepatch 2
f3d0r4 2
facehugging alien 2
fairy gravy boat 2
fairy-worn boots 1
fake blood 5
fake fake vomit 18
fake hand 4
fake plastic grass 29
false eyelashes 4
Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium 2
fancy ball mask 2
fancy bath salts 57
fancy beef jerky 2
fancy but probably evil chocolate 2
fancy canapés 2
fancy chocolate 2
fancy chocolate car 2
fancy dress ball 10
fancy opera glasses 3
fancy schmancy cheese sauce 2
fancy seashell necklace 2
farfalle bow tie 2
fat bottom quark 2
fat stacks of cash 2
fat wallet 5
felt 9
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 2
fermenting powder 3
ferret bait 2
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 8
fertilized ghuol egg 2
festive holiday hat 3
festive sausage 10
fetid feather 2
fettucini Inconnu 2
Feynman gate 9
fez of etymology 2
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy 2
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 2
filigreed hamethyst earring 2
filigreed hamethyst necklace 2
filigreed hamethyst ring 3
filth-encrusted futon 4
filthy corduroys 2
filthy hippy poncho 2
filthy knitted dread sack 2
filthy lucre 62
filthy pestle 2
filthy poultice 2
fin-bit wax 2
fine wine 15
finger cuffs 17
finger cymbals 5
fire 4
fire flower 7
fire poi 2
fish bazooka 2
fish scimitar 2
fish stick 2
fish-liver oil 2
fishy fish 3
fishy fish casserole 2
fishy fish lasagna 2
fishy paste 2
fishy wand 2
fixed-gear bicycle 2
fizzy potion 17
flamin' bindle 2
flaming cardboard sword 2
flaming crutch 2
flaming feather 2
flaming glowsticks 2
flaming mushroom 2
flaming mushroom wine 2
flaming talons 14
flamingo mallet 3
flange 31
flaregun 2
flask of Amontillado 2
flask of baconstone juice 2
flask of Gnomochloric acid 2
flask of hamethyst juice 2
flask of porquoise juice 3
flat dough 121
flat mushroom wine 2
flavored foot massage oil 2
flimsy clipboard 9
flirtatious feather 2
floaty gravel 2
floaty inverse geode 9
floaty pebbles 2
floaty rock 1
floaty rock helmet 1
floaty rock necklace 1
floaty rock pants 1
floaty sand 2
floaty stone sphere 1
floorboard cruft 2
floral print shirt 2
flower petal pie 2
flowing hippy skirt 2
fluid of fudge-finding 2
fluorescent lightbulb 1
flute of flat champagne 2
Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form 1
flypaper staff 2
flytrap bezoar 2
flytrap pellet 2
foam dart 3
foam noodle 3
foggy glass globe 2
foie gras 2
foolscap fool's cap 2
foon 2
foon of fearfulness 2
foon of fleshiness 5
foon of foulness 2
foon of frigidity 2
foon of fulmination 6
football helmet 2
forbidden danish 2
forest tears 8
fortune cookie 874
fossilized baboon skull 3
fossilized bat skull 2
fossilized demon skull 2
fossilized limb 2
fossilized serpent skull 2
fossilized spider skull 2
fossilized spike 36
fossilized spine 2
fossilized torso 42
fossilized wing 2
fossilized wyrm skull 2
Frat Army FGF 2
frat brats 4
frayed rope belt 2
freezerburned ice cube 2
freezin' bindle 2
fricasseed brains 2
frightful feather 2
frigid air mattress 2
frigid fudgepuck 20
frigid hankyū 2
frigid mote 2
frigid ninja stars 2
frilly shirt 2
frilly skirt 27
Frogade 6
Fromage Pinotage 1
Frost™ brand sword 2
frostbite-flavored Hob-O 2
frosty halo 2
Frosty's frosty mug 2
frozen banquet 2
frozen danish 2
frozen feather 2
frozen Mob Penguin 2
frozen mushroom 2
frozen nunchaku 2
frozen seal spine 2
fruit basket 6
fruit bowl 11
fruitcake 2
fruitfilm 2
fruity girl swill 2
fry-oil-flavored Hob-O 2
fudge bunny 2
fudge cube 2
fudge lily 99
fudge pocket square 2
fudge spork 2
fudgecule 17
fudgecycle 22
fudgesicle 2
Fudgie Roll 2
full meat tank 2
fumble formula 2
funhouse mirror 2
funky brass fez 2
funky dried mushroom 2
furniture dolly 2
furry fur 1,539
furry green earmuffs 2
furry green turtle 2
furry halo 2
furry kilt 2
furry pants 2
furry skirt 2
fuzzbump 9
Fuzzby 1
ga-ga radio 2
Gaia beads 2
Game Grid ticket 2
Game Grid token 2
ganger bandana 2
garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O 2
garish pinky ring 4
gas balloon 2
gasmask 1
gator skin 2
gatorskin umbrella 2
gauze garter 2
gauze hammock 2
gauze shorts 2
gazing shoes 2
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 2
gearbox necklace 1
Genalen™ Bottle 2
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 2
generic healing potion 4
generic mana potion 31
generic restorative potion 2
ghost cucumber 3
ghost pickle on a stick 2
ghost protocol 2
ghost trap 2
ghostly body paint 4
ghostly pickling solution 3
ghuol ears 2
ghuol egg 2
ghuol egg quiche 3
ghuol guolash 3
ghuol-ear kabob 2
giant book of ancient carols 2
giant cactus quill 3
giant candy cane 3
giant cheesestick 2
giant clay ashtray 2
giant designer sunglasses 3
giant discarded bottlecap 2
giant discarded plastic fork 3
giant discarded torn-up glove 2
giant driftwood sculpture 6
giant fishhook 2
giant foam finger 9
giant glass of brandy 2
giant green gummi bear 2
giant green gummi ingot 2
giant moxie weed 2
giant needle 2
giant pinky ring 3
giant red gummi bear 2
giant red gummi ingot 2
giant yellow gummi bear 2
giant yellow gummi ingot 2
gibson 2
gilded ancient cursed chest 2
gilded ancient cursed key 2
gilded BRICKO brick 10
gilded BRICKO chalice 1
gill rings 2
gimlet 2
gin and tonic 2
Gin Mint 3
gingerbread bugbear 17
gingerbread horror 2
gingerbread house 1
gingerbread mutant bugbear 2
gingham blouse 2
ginormous pumpkin 4
glacial clock 1
glacial sapphire 2
glass gnoll eye 2
glass of baboon milk 2
glass of goat's milk 2
glimmering buzzard feather 2
glimmering great tit feather 2
glimmering penguin feather 2
glimmering phoenix feather 2
glimmering raven feather 2
glimmering roc feather 2
glistening fish meat 2
glistening staff 4
glittery mascara 2
glob of green slime 2
globe of Deep Sauce 1
gloomy mushroom wine 2
glow-in-the-dark dart gun 3
glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub 2
glow-in-the-dark wristwatch 3
glowing esca 2
glowing frisbee 1
glowing red eye 318
glowing syringe 2
gnashing teeth 2
gnat lasagna 3
gnatloaf 3
gnatloaf casserole 3
gnatwing 52
gnatwing earring 2
gnauga hide 2
gnauga hide buckler 2
gnauga hide chaps 2
gnauga hide kilt 2
gnauga hide skirt 1
gnauga hide vest 2
gnauga hide whip 2
gnocchetti di Nietzsche 2
gnoll lips 2
gnoll teeth 21
gnoll-tooth necklace 2
Gnollish autoplunger 2
Gnollish casserole dish 2
Gnollish flyswatter 23
Gnollish pie server 16
Gnollish pie tin 2
Gnollish plunger 5
Gnollish slotted spoon 19
Gnollish toolbox 2
Gnomish toolbox 2
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 3
Go-Wassail 4
goat 6
goat beard 2
goat cheese 4,815
goat cheese pizza 6,537
goat cheese taco 2
goatskin umbrella 8
gob of wet hair 2
goblin autoblowgun 2
goblin hunting spear 2
goblin paste 2
gold lamé pants 2
Golden Mean 2
golden plastic oyster egg 1
golden ring 4
golden twig 2
Good 'n' Slimy 2
gooey paste 2
goofily-plumed helmet 2
googly eye 4
googly-ball hat 1
googly-heart hat 1
googly-star hat 1
Gordon Bennett 2
goth kid t-shirt 2
GOTO 2
goulauncher 3
gr8ps 2
grape troll doll 1
grapefruit 2
grass blade 2
grass clippings 2
grass hat 2
grass skirt 2
grass whistle 2
grassy cutlass 2
Grateful Undead T-shirt 2
grave robbing shovel 2
graveyard snowglobe 2
gray bow tie 2
grease gun 2
greasy paste 2
Great Ball of Frozen Fire 1
Greatest American Pants 2
green balloon 6
green beer 2
green BRICKO brick 2
green candy heart 4
green clay bead 53
green drunki-bear 2
Green Giant 2
green gummi ingot 394
green hamhock 2
green peawee marble 2
green pixel 31
green pixel potion 2
green pixie spog 2
green smoke bomb 2
green snowcone 3
green-frosted astral cupcake 3
gremlin juice 2
gremlin mutagen 2
Grimacite Bock 1
grinning turtle 1
grog 4
groovy prism necklace 2
grouchy restless spirit 2
grouper fangirl 2
groupie bra 2
groupie lipstick 2
groupie spangles 2
grue egg 1
Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog 1
grumpy old man charrrm 2
grumpy old man charrrm bracelet 2
grungy bandana 2
grungy flannel shirt 2
guano coffee cup 5
guard turtle collar 2
guard turtle shell 2
guitar pick 2
gummi canary 4
gummi salamander 7
gummi snake 11
Gummi-DNA 2
Gummi-Gnauga 3
Gummy Brains 4
gun cleaning kit 2
guy made of bee pollen 2
gyroscope 6
haiku katana 2
hair of the fish 2
hair spray 2
hairy staff 2
half-baked potion 28
half-height unicycle 2
half-orchid 3
half-rotten brain 2
half-sized guitar 2
halfberd 2
halibut 2
hamethyst 3
hamethyst bracelet 2
hamethyst earring 2
hamethyst necklace 2
hamethyst ring 2
hammerus 2
hand grenegg 2
handful of bees 2
handful of confetti 1
handful of Crotchety Pine needles 2
handful of drink tickets 2
handful of hand chalk 2
handful of Laughing Willow bark 3
handful of moss 3
handful of numbers 2
handful of nuts and berries 2
handful of pine needles 2
handful of sand 2
handful of sawdust 2
handful of walnuts 2
handmade hobby horse 4
handsomeness potion 2
Hanukkimbo dreidl 1
happiness 3
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 11
hardened slime belt 2
hardened slime hat 2
hardened slime pants 1
hardware upgrade 2
harem girl t-shirt 2
Hatorade 2
Haunted Sorority House staff guide 2
Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance 2
headhunter necktie 2
heart necklace 3
heart of dark chocolate 1
heart of rock and roll 2
heart-shaped balloon 12
heavy D 1,903
heavy hot sauce 2
heavy leather-bound tome 2
heavy metal sonata 2
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 2
heavy necklace chain 2
hedgeturtle 2
Heimandatz's heart 1
Hell broth 2
Hell ramen 8
hellion cube 2
hellseal claw 39
hellseal whisker 35
helm of the white knight 2
helmet recipe 2
helmet turtle 19
hemp net 2
hemp string 729
henna face paint 2
henna tattoo 2
herb brownies 4
herbal stuffing 18
herbs 40
hermit permit 2
herringcello 25
hibernating robot reindeer 1
hideous egg 2
high-pressure seltzer bottle 3
high-resistance ultrapolymer plating 2
hill of beans 2
Himalayan Hidalgo sauce 3
hippo skin buckler 2
hippo whip 2
hippopotamus kilt 2
hippopotamus pants 2
hippopotamus skin 2
hippopotamus skirt 2
hipposkin poncho 2
Hippy Army MPE 2
hippy bongo 2
hippy herbal tea 3
hippy medical kit 37
hippy paste 2
hippy protest button 2
hobo nickel 30
hobo paste 2
Hodgman's blanket 2
Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times 1
Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics 1
Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin 1
Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top 1
holiday cheese log 10
holiday log 2
Hollandaise helmet 1,877
holly-flavored Hob-O 2
holy bomb, batman 1
homeopathic healing powder 2
honey dipper 1
honey mead 1
honey stick 4
honey-dew 2
honey-dipped locust 4
honeybritches 1
honeycap 1
honeypot 1
hopping socks 4
horizontal tango 4
hors d'oeuvre tray 2,053
hot and sour sauce 2
hot buttered roll 2
hot cross bow 2
hot date 2
hot hi mein 2
hot katana blade 2
hot nuggets 3
hot pink lipstick 2
hot plate 5
hot powder 16
hot stuffing 2
hot wad 2
hot wing 3,756
hovering sombrero 2
huge pumpkin 2
huge spoon 7
Humanitini 1
hungover chauvinist pig 1
hyperbolic plasma focuser 3
hypodermic needle 2
ice baby 1
ice pick 1
ice sickle 1
ice skate decoy 2
ice skate doll 2
ice skates 1
ice stein 2
Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace 2
Ice-Cold Beer Ring 2
Ice-Cold Beerring 2
ice-cold fotie 71
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 31,089
ice-cold six-pack 71
ice-cold Willer 292
iceberglet 1
iced-out bling 6
icicle katana 2
icy katana hilt 2
icy mushroom wine 2
icy-hot katana 3
igloo pie 2
iGoogly 5
Iiti Kitty phone charm 2
imitation crab crate 2
imitation crab meat 2
imitation crab zoea 2
imitation nice watch 2
imitation whetstone 2
immense ballet shoes 2
immense cyborg hand 2
imp air 2
Imp Ale 2
imp unity ring 5
incredibly creepy marionette 2
indescribably horrible paste 2
infant sandworm 1
infernal fife 236
infernal insoles 8
infernal toilet brush 2
inflatable baseball bat 1
inflatable duck 6
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 1
ink bladder 2
inkwell 2
Inndya trading card 2
insane tophat 2
insanely spicy bean burrito 2
insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito 2
insanely spicy jumping bean burrito 2
interesting-looking twig 2
Interview With You (a Vampire) 1
intriguing puzzle box 2
invisibility potion 2
invisible bag 2
ion grid 2
ion-pulse modulation stabilizer 2
irate sombrero 2
iron pasta spoon 1
ironic battle spoon 2
ironic jogging shorts 1
ironic knit cap 2
ironic moustache 2
ironic oversized sunglasses 2
irradiated candy cane 2
irradiated pet snacks 1
irresistibility potion 2
irritability potion 2
ivory cue ball 2
jabañero pepper 2
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 6
jack flapper 3
Jack-in-the-box 2
Jackass Plumber home game 1
Jackhammer 1
jalapeño slices 2
jamfish jam 2
jar full of wind 1
jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade 2
jar of fermented pickle juice 2
jar of squeeze 2
jar of swamp gas 2
Jarlsberg's earring 3
Jarlsberg's key lime 2
Jarlsberg's key lime pie 2
jawbruiser 2
Jawmaster 2000™ 2
jazz soap 48
jellyfish gel 2
jerky coins 1
jet bennie marble 3
jewel-eyed wizard hat 1
jingle bell 1
Jolly Roger charrrm 3
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet 2
joybuzzer 102
jug of baconstone juice 2
jug of Gnomochloric acid 2
jug of hamethyst juice 3
jug of porquoise juice 3
jug-o-magicalness 2
Juju Mojo Mask 1
Jumbo Dr. Lucifer 2
jumbo olive 2
jumping bean burrito 2
jumping bean taco 2
jungle drum 2
Junior Adventurer's kit 1
juniper berries 2
kamicorpse-ee 2
keg shield 2
Kentucky-fried meat crossbow 2
Kentucky-fried meat staff 2
Kentucky-fried meat sword 2
Kentucky-style derby 2
ketchup 2
ketchup hound 2
kick-ass kicks 5
kickback cookbook 3
killer rag doll 2
killing feather 5
king cookie 2
Kiss the Knob apron 3
Kissin' Cousins 2
kite 11
kitty sheet music 2
Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card 2
kiwi 4
kneecapping stick 7
knight cookie 2
knob bugle 2
Knob Göblin lòve potion 2
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 2
Knob Goblin elite helm 3
Knob Goblin elite pants 3
Knob Goblin elite polearm 3
Knob Goblin elite shirt 2
Knob Goblin eyedrops 2
Knob Goblin firecracker 2
Knob Goblin harem pants 2
Knob Goblin harem veil 2
Knob Goblin learning pill 101
Knob Goblin love potion 18
Knob Goblin lunchbox 2
Knob Goblin melon baller 54
Knob Goblin nasal spray 2
Knob Goblin pants 2
Knob Goblin perfume 2
Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray 2
Knob Goblin scimitar 134
Knob Goblin seltzer 53
Knob Goblin sharpening spray 2
Knob Goblin spatula 42
Knob Goblin steroids 13
Knob Goblin stink bomb 2
Knob Goblin superseltzer 35
Knob Goblin tongs 82
Knob Goblin Uberpants 2
Knob Goblin visor 25
Knob jelly donut 2
knob ka-bobs 2
Knob Kitchen grab-bag 7
Knob lo mein 2
Knob mushroom 24,718
knob mushroom wine 2
Knob nuts 2
Knob pasty 2
Knob sausage 26
Knob sausage stir-fry 2,232
Knob shroomkabob 2
Knob stir-fry 529
Knob stroganoff 3
Knob stuffed shells 12
knobby helmet turtle 2
Knoll lo mein 2
Knoll mushroom 6,421
knoll mushroom wine 2
Knoll shroomkabob 19
Knoll stir-fry 70
knuckle sandwich 7
kobold treasure hoard 1
kumquartz 52
kumquartz ring 2
kumquat 2
kumquat supersucker 2
ladle of mystery 2
large box 2
large cocoa eggshell fragment 1
Lars the Cyberian 2
laser-broiled pear 33
lavender candy heart 4
lavender paisley oyster egg 2
lavender plastic oyster egg 2
lavender polka-dot oyster egg 3
lavender striped oyster egg 3
lawn dart 1
lawnmower blade 2
lead necklace 32
lead yo-yo 3
leaf 2
leaf of grass 5
leaflet 2
leather aviator's cap 1
leather bookmark 3
leather chaps 2
leather mask 44
leathery bat skin 12
leathery cat skin 2
leathery rat skin 15
LED block 6
left half of a heart necklace 1
leftover Crimbo rations 2
leftovers of indeterminate origin 8
lemon 2
lemon meringue pie 2
lemon popsicle 3
lemonade marble 4
length of string 7
leotarrrd 23
leprechaun hatchling 3
less-than-three-shaped box 3
lesser grodulated violet 3
Let Me Be! 2
letterman's jacket 2
lewd playing card 3
Li'l Businessman Kit 2
liar's pants 1
libation of liveliness 7
Libram of Love Songs 1
Libram of Resolutions 2
library card 2
licorice boa 1
licorice garrote 2
licorice root 249
lifeless meat doll 2
lihc eye 2
lihc eye pie 2
lihc face 13
limburger biker boots 2
lime 2
lime supersucker 1
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 5
line 75
linoleum crossbow 2
linoleum crossbow string 2
linoleum helmet turtle 2
linoleum meat stack 2
linoleum ore 2
linoleum staff 3
linoleum stick 2
linoleum sword 3
linoleum sword hilt 2
lint 2
lion oil 2
little box of fireworks 1
little paper umbrella 17
little parachute guy 2
little round pebble 2
live lobster 2
live nautical mine 2
live wire 2
liver and let pie 2
liver popsicle 4
llama lama cria 1
llama lama gong 4
loaded serum blowgun 45
loathing eagle baby-doll shirt 2
Loathing Legion many-purpose hook 1
Loathing Legion necktie 1
Lobos Mints 2
Lobster qua Grill 1
Lockenstock™ sandals 2
logic synthesizer 5
lollipop cufflinks 1
lollipop stick 114
long pork 6
long pork casserole 3
long pork chop sandwiches 3
long pork lasagna 6
long skinny balloon 2
longhaired hippy wig 2
loose teeth 2
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 2
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 1
los chinos 2
lotion of coldness 5
lotion of hotness 5
lotion of sleaziness 5
lotion of spookiness 7
lotion of stench 174
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 4
love song of disturbing obsession 2
love song of icy revenge 3
love song of naughty innuendo 7
love song of smoldering passion 2
love song of sugary cuteness 4
love song of vague ambiguity 2
lovecat tail 3
lowercase N 15,904
lucky ball-and-chain 13
lucky bottlecap 2
lucky Crimbo tiki necklace 1
lucky lighter 2
lucky rabbit's foot 20
Lucky Surprise Egg 44
lucky Tam O'Shanter 2
lumbering jack 13
Lumineux Limnio 2
lump of coal 4
lump of diamond 2
lump of Saccharine Maple sap 3
lunar isotope 1
lupine sword 2
lychee chuhai 2
M-242 2
Mace of the Tortoise 2
machetito 2
mad scientist's sock monkey 2
Mad Train wine 2
Mae West 2
Mae West with a fly in it 2
mafia aria 2
magic dragonfish fry 2
magic lamp 4
magic whistle 30
magical ice cube with a fly in it 16
magical ice cubes 19
magical mystery juice 441
magicalness-in-a-can 2
magilaser blastercannon 185
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 2
magnifying glass 2
maid head 2
maiden wig 2
Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit 1
makeshift cape 2
makeshift crane 2
makeshift skirt 2
makeshift turban 2
malevolent medallion 1
mandarina colada 2
mandarina colada with a fly in it 2
Manetwich 2
manly bloomers 2
mannequin leg 2
many-eyed glasses 3
maple leaf 4
maple syrup 2
margarita 12
mariachi G-string 7
mariachi hat 1,742
mariachi pants 2
mariachi toothpaste 2
marine aquamarine 2
Mariner's Friend cough drops 2
marionette 6
marionette collective 5
marshmallow 102
marshmallow flambé 2
martini 3
marzipan skull 20
mass of wriggling tentacles 2
Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery 2
massive sitar 2
mauve paisley oyster egg 2
mauve plastic oyster egg 2
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 2
mauve striped oyster egg 2
Maxing, Relaxing 2
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 5
Mayflower bouquet 1
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 2
meat cowboy hat 2
Meat detector 10
meat engine 2
meat face 2
meat from yesterday 2
meat golem 2
Meat maid 3
Meat maid body 2
meat paste 1,328
meat shield 2
meat st‰¿bing club 2
meat stack 57
meat vortex 2
meatcar model 4
meatloaf helmet 2
meatsmithing guide 3
meatspout staff 2
meaty helmet turtle 2
medium slimy cyst 2
megatofu 12
Meleegra™ pills 2
melon-infused sake 2
melted Jell-o shot 5
menorette 2
menudo 2
menudo ravioli 3
Mer-kin breastplate 2
Mer-kin digpick 2
Mer-kin fastjuice 2
Mer-kin foodbucket 2
Mer-kin healscroll 4
Mer-kin hidepaint 3
Mer-kin hookspear 3
Mer-kin killscroll 2
Mer-kin paste 2
Mer-kin pinkslip 2
Mer-kin prayerbeads 2
Mer-kin pressureglobe 2
Mer-kin roundshield 2
Mer-kin sneakmask 2
Mer-kin takebag 2
Mer-kin thingpouch 3
mermaid's purse 2
mesh cap 2
Mesmereyes™ contact lenses 4
metal mandible 2
metallic A 2,472
metallic foil bow 2
metallic foil cat ears 2
metallic foil radar dish 2
metrognome 2
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 3
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 1,208
microwave stogie 2
midget clownfish 2
milk of magnesium 350
milky potion 4
mimosette 2
mind flayer corpse 2
miner's helmet 5
miner's pants 17
miniature antlers 2
miniature carton of clove cigarettes 2
miniature castagnets 2
miniature dormouse 2
miniature espresso maker 2
miniature Jacob's ladder 2
miniature pruning shears 2
miniature stuffed Goth Giant 1
miniature tophat 2
Miniborg beeper 2
Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot 2
Miniborg hiveminder 7
Miniborg laser 9
Miniborg stomper 2
Miniborg strangler 10
miniscule beatbox 4
Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog 2
Mint Yulep 2
mint-condition magic wand 2
mirrored aviator shades 2
misfit dolly 2
misfit hobby horse 2
misfit teddy bear 2
misshapen animal skeleton 2
mixed wildflower greens 2
Mob Penguin cellular phone 2
Mohawk wig 223
moist sailor's cap 2
mojo filter 2
mole molé 2
mole skin notebook 2
molotov cocktail cocktail 2
Mon Tiki 12
monkey wrench 5
monomolecular yo-yo 3
Monstar energy beverage 2
monster bait 2
monster pants 1
mood ring 28
moonglasses 3
Morbidda trading card 1
Morlock's Mark Bourbon 5
Morto Moreto 2
mother's little helper 6
mother's secret recipe 2
motivational poster 7
Mountain Stream soda 2
moveable feast 1
moxie magnet 2
moxie weed 12
Mr. Accessory 1
Mr. Balloon 1
Mr. Eh? 1
Mr. Joe's bangles 2
Mr. Mediocrebar 3
Ms. Accessory 2
MSG 169
muculent machete 2
Mudflap-Girl Earring 2
Mudflap-Girl Necklace 2
Mudflap-Girl Ring 2
mugcake 7
mulled cider 2
mullet wig 8
mummy costume 2
mummy mask 2
mummy wrapping 2
munchies pill 2
murky potion 13
Muschat 2
mushroom fermenting solution 2
mushroom pizza 9
mutant cactus bud 2
mutant fire ant egg 1
mutant gila monster egg 2
mutant rattlesnake egg 1
mylar scout drone 2
mysterious chest 1
mysterious present 1
nanite-infested candy cane 2
nanite-infested eggnog 8
nanite-infested fruitcake 31
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 6
nanofiber cloth 1
Nardz energy beverage 3
natto marble soda 2
natto pocky 2
natto-infused sake 2
natty blue ascot 3
natural fennel soda 26
naughty fortune teller 1
naughty origami kit 2
Nayztameetjoo trading card 1
ND 9
Necbro wafers 2
necklace chain 2
Necrotelicomnicon 2
Neuromancer 6
neurostim pill 1
New Cloaca-Cola 2
Newbiesport™ tent 1
newborn kobold 1
NG 81
night-vision goggles 2
Nightstalker perfume 3
ninja hot pants 2
ninja mop 17
ninja pirate zombie robot head 1
non-stick pugil stick 2
Nose Ring of Putrescence 2
not-a-pipe 4
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 2
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 2
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 2
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 2
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 2
nothing-in-the-box 93
Now and Earlier 1
NPZR chemistry set 2
Nuclear Blastball 21
nurse's hat 6
nutty organic salad 6
obnoxious riddle 1
obsidian dagger 1
ocarina of space 2
occult jelly donut 1
ocean motion 362
octopus's spade 1
off-white paisley oyster egg 2
off-white plastic oyster egg 3
off-white polka-dot oyster egg 2
off-white striped oyster egg 1
office-supply crossbow 5
oil of expertise 6
oil of oiliness 9
Oil of Parrrlay 4
oil of slipperiness 7
oil of stability 5
oily mushroom wine 1
oily paste 2
ointment of the occult 8
Ol' Scratch's salad fork 1
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 1
old coin purse 15
old leather wallet 11
old school flying disc 2
old sweatpants 828
old-fashioned 39
olive 66
olive lo mein 5
olive stir-fry 8
onion shurikens 11
oozenog 2
opera mask 5
Operation Patriot Shield 2
orange 2
orange and black Crimboween candy 2
orange candy heart 44
orange leather lanyard 2
orange peel hat 2
orange popsicle 2
orange snowcone 24
Orange Star of Sacrifice 1
orange-frosted astral cupcake 4
orc paste 2
Orcish baseball cap 2
Orcish cargo shorts 2
Orcish frat-paddle 2
Orcish meat locker 7
original G 15,366
oriole-feather headdress 2
ornate ancient cursed chest 4
ornate ancient cursed key 3
out-of-tune biwa 2
oven mitts 19
overclocked avian microprocessor 2
overcookie 44
overpriced "imported" beer 2
oversized fish scaler 2
oversized pipe 61
oversized pizza cutter 1,833
oversized snowflake 2
ovoid leather thing 16
oyster basket 8
Pack of Alice's Army Cards 2
pack of chewing gum 5
pack of KWE trading card 5
pack of pogs 5
packet of mayfly bait 2
packet of pumpkin seeds 1
packet of tofurkey gravy 2
PADL Phone 2
pail 2
Pain Dip 1
painful penne pasta 22
paint bomb 2
painted shield 2
painted turtle 2
pair of bolt cutters 2
pair of pearidot earrings 2
pair of ragged claws 1
pair of twitching claws 1
palm frond 2
palm-frond capris 2
palm-frond cloak 2
palm-frond fan 1
palm-frond net 2
palm-frond toupee 2
palm-frond whip 1
panhandle panhandling hat 2
panicked kernel 1
pants kit 2
pants of the Slug Lord 2
papaya 3
papaya sling 3
papaya slung 3
papaya taco 3
paper-plate-mail pants 2
paperclip 2
paperclip cape 1
paperclip pants 2
paperclip sproinger 1
paperclip turban 1
paperclip-on tie 1
papotion of papower 2
parasitic claw 2
parasitic headgnawer 4
parasitic strangleworm 2
parasitic tentacles 3
parisian cathouse 1
party hat 2
passable elf mask 2
pasta spoon 296
Pasta Spoon of Peril 1
pat-a-cake pendant 5
patchouli incense stick 1,062
patchouli oil bomb 3
patent antipsychotics 1
patent leather shoes 2
pawn cookie 2
peace-sign necklace 2
peach 1
peach lozenge 2
peach pie 4
peanut brittle shield 1
pear 1
pear lozenge 2
pear supersucker 2
pear tart 5
pearidot 48
pebblebräu 1
Pendant of Fire 1
penguin focaccia bread 2
penguin paste 2
penguin shorts 1
penguin skin 2
penguin skin buckler 1
penguin thesaurus 2
penguin whip 2
penguin-smacking club 2
penguinskin mini-kilt 1
penguinskin mini-skirt 1
pentacorn hat 2
Penultimate Fantasy chest 44
peppermint crook 3
peppermint parasol 3
peppermint patty 2
peppermint rhino baby 2
peppermint sprout 281
peppermint twist 2
perfectly ordinary frog 1
perforated battle paddle 2
perfume of prejudice 3
perpendicular hula 2
perpendicular hula with a fly in it 2
personal massager 4
personalized birthday cake 3
personalized coffee mug 3
pestoblade 2
pet anemone 2
pet rock 932
pet rock "Groucho" disguise 149
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 11
petrified time 4
petrified wood 41
phat turquoise bead 379
phat turquoise bracelet 1
philosopher's scone 33
philter of phorce 25
phish stick 24
phonics down 233
photoprotoneutron torpedo 52
physiostim pill 2
Pick-O-Matic lockpicks 8
pickle-flavored chewing gum 13
picture of a dead guy's girlfriend 3
Piddles 1
pie crust 8
piece of wedding cake 17
pile of candy 6
pile of dusty animal bones 272
pile of gold coins 1
pile of jumping beans 24
pile of loose snow 1
pile of smoking rags 1
pimpin' meat hat 1
pine tar 1
Pine-Fresh air freshener 2
pink candy heart 2
pink clay bead 68
pink plastic baby 1
pink pony 408
pink-frosted astral cupcake 1
pipe wrench 2
piping organ pie 2
pirate brochure 1
pirate pamphlet 4
pirate paste 2
pirate pelvis 12
pirate shirt 2
pirate skull 1
pirate tract 1
pirate zombie head 2
pirate zombie robot head 2
pitchfork 12
pixel boomerang 2
pixel hat 2
pixel pants 4
pixel shield 1
pixel stopwatch 2
pixel sword 2
pixel whip 2
pixellated candy heart 8
pixellated moneybag 2
plain brown wrapper 4
plain old beer 2
plain pizza 3
plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe 1
plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook 2
plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat 1
plans for depleted Grimacite hammer 1
plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards 1
plastic bib 2
plastic Crimbo reindeer 2
plastic cup of beer 2
plastic guitar 3
plastic passion fruit 4
plastic pumpkin bucket 1
plastic spider ring 1
plastic vampire fangs 1
PlexiPips 1
plot hole 3,082
plum 1
plum lozenge 2
plum wine 5
plump juicy grub 40
pocket theremin 16
pocketwatch on a chain 3
pog #01 (spider) 2
pog #02 (Knob goblin) 2
pog #03 (warwelf) 2
pog #04 (skleleton) 2
pog #05 (ninja snowman) 2
pog #06 (filthy hippy) 2
pog #07 (orcish frat boy) 2
pog #08 (hellion) 2
pog #09 (pirate) 2
pog #10 (hobo) 2
pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) 2
pointed stick 3
pointy mushroom 3
pointy mushroom wine 4
pointy red hat 2
Poison Oak trading card 1
poison pen 1
poisonous caviar 2
Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip 2
Pokëmann figurine: Duck 2
Pokëmann figurine: Frank 2
Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump 4
Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking 4
Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan 3
Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap 1
Pokëmann figurine: Moog 1
Pokëmann figurine: Nothing 2
Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu 4
Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth 2
Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf 2
Pokëmann figurine: Twitter 2
Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite 3
Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth 2
Polka Pop 2
polka-dot bow tie 4
poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 3
polyalloy shield 2
pompadour'd puppy 1
poodle skirt 5
pool cue 9
pool of liquid metal 1
popcorn 2
popsicle stick 2
porquoise 2
porquoise bracelet 1
porquoise eyebrow ring 2
porquoise necklace 1
porquoise ring 2
portable corkscrew 2
portable motorcycle 2
portable photocopier 10
possessed top 10
potato pistol 2
potato sprout 3
potent potion of potency 1
potion of animal rage 1
potion of potency 28
potion of punctual companionship 1
potion of temporary gr8ness 2
potion of the captain's hammer 2
potion of the field gar 2
potion of the litterbox 2
potion of X-ray vision 1
potted cactus 6
potted fern 10
pottery barn owl figurine 1
pottery club 2
pottery hat 1
pottery shield 1
pottery training pants 2
pottery yo-yo 2
poultrygeist 2
poutine 2
poutine pole 2
powdered donut 73
powdered organs 2
powdered toad horn 1
powdered wig 6
pr0n cocktail 2
pr0n legs 2
pr0n m4nic0tti 9
pr0n stir-fry 10
pr0n taco 1
precious piercing post 1
pregnant mushroom 2
prehistoric spear 4
Prelude of Precision 1
press-on ribs 2
pressurized potion of perception 2
pressurized potion of perspicacity 1
pressurized potion of proficiency 1
pressurized potion of puissance 1
pressurized potion of pulchritude 1
pretty bouquet 2
pretty flower 2
pretty pink bow 2
Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit 2
Princess Rutabaga trading card 1
prismatic wad 9
pristine fish scale 1
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 1
probability potion 1,898
procrastination potion 1,762
projectile icemaker 2
prosthetic forehead 5
protein paste 3
prussian cathouse 1
prussian cathouse with a fly in it 2
psychedelic bubble wand 1
psycho sweater 2
puce paisley oyster egg 3
puce plastic oyster egg 2
puce polka-dot oyster egg 8
puce striped oyster egg 2
puff of smoke 1
pufferfish spine 14
pulled porquoise earring 2
pulled porquoise pendant 1
pulled porquoise ring 2
pulsing flesh 12
pumpkin 2
pumpkin beer 2
pumpkin bomb 1
pumpkin juice 16
pumpkin pie 3
pumpkinhead mask 48
purple clay bead 19
purple corpsel 1
purple pixel pie 6
purple prose pen 1
purple snowcone 9
purple-frosted astral cupcake 3
Putrid Pendant 2
PVC staff 2
pygmy blowgun 7
pygmy nose-bone 4
pygmy pygment 4
pygmy spear 2
quadroculars 2
quake of arrows 2
quantum polarity inducer 6
quantum taco 2
queen cookie 2
questionable taco 2
Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 2
rabbit punch 2
radio button candy 2
Radio KoL Antenna Ball 1
Radio KoL Bottle Opener 1
Radio KoL Flashlight 1
radioactive chew toy 4
radium-flavored potato chips 8
raffle prize box 2
rag doll 196
rainbow bomb 2
rainbow crossbow 1
rainbow tie 2
Rainbow's Gravity 4
raisin 2
ram horns 12
ram stick 10
Ram's Face Lager 2
ram-battering staff 1
raspberry 2
raspberry beret 1
rat appendix 322
rat appendix kabob 8
rat appendix stir-fry 2,164
rat scrapple 1
rat tooth polish 2
ratarang 1
ratgut 4,378
ratini 177
ratskin belt 1
rattail whip 4
rattlesnake enrager 2
rave whistle 228
ravioli della hippy 10
ravioli hat 1,873
razor-sharp can lid 31
razor-tipped yo-yo 10
really dense meat stack 2
Really Expensive Jewelry and You 1
really really sticky spider web 8
really sticky spider web 5
really thick bandage 1
recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity 2
recording of Chorale of Companionship 2
recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad 2
recording of Elron's Explosive Etude 2
recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 2
recording of Prelude of Precision 2
recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 2
recursive spline reticulator 2
red China marble 5
red class ring 12
red drunki-bear 2
Red Dwarf 2
red gummi ingot 350
red paisley oyster egg 5
Red Pill 3
red pixel 2
red pixel potion 7
red plastic baby 4
red plastic oyster egg 2
red polka-dot oyster egg 5
Red Rover BB gun 2
red snowcone 12
red striped oyster egg 1
red wagon 7
red-and-green sweater 1
red-headed corpse 1
red-hot medallion 1
redrum 13
Regular Cloaca Cola 7
rehearsing dramatic hedgehog 1
reinforced beaded headband 35
reinforced furry underpants 2
reodorant 37
repeating crossbow 4
resolution: be feistier 2
resolution: be happier 2
resolution: be kinder 2
resolution: be luckier 2
resolution: be more adventurous 2
resolution: be sexier 2
resolution: be smarter 2
resolution: be stronger 2
resolution: be wealthier 2
respected companion biscuit 2
Retenez L'Herbe Paté 1
reverse-oscillating klystron 2
rewinged stab bat 2
rhesus monkey 1
rhinestone cowboy shirt 1
ribbon candy 8
rice bowl 6
rickety old unicycle 1
ridiculous belt 1
ridiculous cocktail 11
ridiculous earring 4
ridiculous sandwich 14
ridiculous sunglasses 2
ridiculously huge sword 152
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 3
right half of a heart necklace 1
rigid carapace 2
ring of adornment 3
ring of aggravate monster 2
ring of cold resistance 1
ring of conflict 1
Ring of Fire 1
ring of fire resistance 3
ring of gain strength 4
ring of half-assed regeneration 7
ring of increase damage 1
ring of teleportation 1
Ring of the Sewer Snake 2
ring setting 2
roasted marshmallow 8
roboduck-on-a-string 5
robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. 36
robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. 40
robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. 37
robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. 40
robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. 37
robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. 39
robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E. 2
robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. 39
robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. 39
robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. 39
robotronic egg 233
rock 26
Rock and Roll Legend 2
rock lobster 1
Rock Pops 27
rockfish stomach 2
rockin' wagon 9
rockin' wagon with a fly in it 2
rocky raccoon 11
rocky road ice cream 1
rogue swarmer 2
roll in the hay 107
roll of drink tickets 2
roll of Hob-Os 9
roll of toilet paper 2
roller skate decoy 2
roller skate doll 2
rolling pin 2
Roo trading card 1
rook cookie 2
rough fish scale 1
round green sunglasses 2
round purple sunglasses 2
royal jelly 2
royal jelly taco 1
rubber axe 4
rubber band gun 2
rubber emo roe 93
rubber WWBD? bracelet 22
rubber WWJD? bracelet 8
rubber WWSPD? bracelet 19
rubber WWtNSD? bracelet 27
ruby W 203
rum and cola 32
rum barrel charrrm 8
rum barrel charrrm bracelet 1
Russian Ice 7
rusty bonesaw 1
rusty broken diving helmet 1
rusty compass 2
rusty diving helmet 2
rusty grave robbing shovel 14
rusty metal key 3
rusty metal ring 3
rusty metal shaft 2
rusty old lantern 3
rusty piece of rebar 2
rusty porthole 2
rusty rivet 2
rusty speargun 3
rusty valve wheel 3
S.A.V.E. flyer 2
S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S. 2
S.T.L.T. 3
sabre teeth 2
sabre-toothed lime cub 2
Saccharine Maple pendant 1
sack lunch 3
sack of doorknobs 6
safarrri hat 19
safety vest 1
sake bomb 31
salacious lychee chuhai 1
salacious screwdiver 1
salamander slurry 5
salamander spleen 2
salinated mint julep 9
Salsa de las Epocas 2
salty dog 278
salty slug 84
samurai turtle 1
samurai turtle helmet 1
sand dollar 17
sandcastle 1
sandpaper 2
sane hatrack 1
sangria 20
Sangria de Menthe 3
sauce of the ages 4
saucepan 95
sausage bomb 1
sausage pizza 6
sausage wonton 1
savory crossbow 1
savory staff 1
savory sword 1
savoy truffle 2
sawblade fragment 2
scary death orb 2
scented massage oil 2
Schrödinger's thermos 2
scissor duck 3
scorpion whip 2
scrap of sticky paper 2
scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker 2
scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker 2
scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker 2
Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome 2
scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker 2
scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker 2
scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker 2
screwdiver 5
screwdriver 29
scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil 2
scroll of drastic healing 287
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WA 70
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yo 2
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Zu Mannkäse Dienen 1
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