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Display Case for The_Smartass (#509256)
This player is ranked #872 for Most Unique Items with a total of 1,222 items.

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The_Smartass (#509256)
This player has 1,222 unique items and 12,561 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
1.21 jigawatts 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 9
25-meat staff 2
3-ball 1
30669 scroll 15
33398 scroll 22
334 scroll 21
4-ball 2
7-ball 1
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 3
8-ball 1
9-ball 2
a little sump'm sump'm 1
abominable snowcone 19
acid-squirting flower 3
acoustic guitarrr 2
adder bladder 1
albatross necklace 1
alpha-mail pants 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 6
ancient frozen dinner 2
ancient Magi-Wipes 1
ancient protein powder 1
Ancient Saucehelm 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 2
Angry Farmer candy 29
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
annoying pitchfork 5
ant agonist 6
ant hoe 1
anticheese 5
antique greaves 1
antique hand mirror 1
antique helmet 1
antique shield 1
antique spear 1
arrow'd heart balloon 1
asbestos ore 12
asbestos staff 1
ASCII shirt 1
asparagus knife 1
aspirin 3
asshat 2
astronaut ice-cream 1
astronaut pants 2
automatic catapult 1
awful poetry journal 29
baby killer bee 1
baconstone 1
baconstone bracelet 1
baconstone pendant 1
baconstone ring 1
badass belt 5
bag of Cheat-Os 1
bag of lard 1
balloon helmet 1
balloon monkey 1
balloon sword 1
bamboo bokuto 1
banana 2
banana peel 2
bar skin 8
barbed-wire fence 4
barrrnacle 2
barskin hat 1
bartender-in-the-box 1
baseball 5
bat guano 4
bat wing 3
bat-ass leather jacket 2
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 3
batblade 1
batgut 4
beach glass necklace 1
beaten-up Chucks 2
beer bomb 1
beer bong 1
beer goggles 1
beer helmet 1
bejeweled pledge pin 1
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 4
Better Than Cuddling Cake 1
big bad voodoo mask 1
big boom 1
big red clown nose 5
big stick 1
bigger stick 1
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bit-o-cactus 5
black & tan 1
black forest cake 15
black forest ham 16
black greaves 1
black helmet 1
Black No. 2 1
black paisley oyster egg 3
black pixel 7
black plastic oyster egg 2
black polka-dot oyster egg 4
black shield 1
black snake skin 9
black striped oyster egg 2
black sword 1
blackberry 5
blackberry slippers 1
Blackfly Chardonnay 13
blood flower 8
blood-faced volleyball 1
bloody clown pants 5
blue paisley oyster egg 2
blue pixel 71
blue plastic oyster egg 1
blue polka-dot oyster egg 4
blue striped oyster egg 2
blundarrrbus 1
bobble-hip hula elf doll 1
bone rattle 3
booty chest charrrm 1
booty chest charrrm bracelet 1
borg sock monkey 1
Boris's ring 1
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 1
bottle of Definit 1
bottle of gin 2
bottle of goofballs 25
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 2
bottle of popskull 2
bottle of rum 9
bottle of tequila 8
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 1
bottle of vodka 7
bottle of whiskey 17
bottle opener belt buckle 1
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bounty-hunting pants 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 1
bowl of cottage cheese 1
box 23
box turtle 1
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
boxed wine 15
brass stinger 1
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 3
brick of sand 1
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 19
broken skull 7
broken sword 1
bronze breastplate 1
bronzed locust 3
brown sugar cane 1
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 2
bubblewrap crossbow 1
bubblewrap ore 1
bubblewrap staff 1
bubblewrap sword 1
bubbly potion 1
buffalo blade 1
bugbear beanie 3
bugbear bungguard 5
Bulky Buddy Box 1
bullet-proof corduroys 2
bum cheek 2
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 1
C.B.F.G. 1
cactus fruit 4
can cannon 1
can of black paint 1
can of fake snow 1
can of Red Minotaur 1
can of spinach 1
Can-Can skirt 1
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 2
candied kobold 3
candied yams 3
candy cane 3
candy stake 5
cannonball charrrm bracelet 1
capacitor relay 9
carbon nanotube frame 8
carbonated soy milk 1
carbonated water lily 1
cardboard staff 1
cardboard sword 2
cardboard wakizashi 1
carob chunks 1
casino pass 1
cast 15
cat appendix 1
catgut 1
centipede eggs 2
Cerebral Cloche 2
Cerebral Crossbow 2
Cerebral Culottes 2
chain-mail monokini 3
chaos butterfly 58
cheap plastic bottle opener 1
cheap toaster 1
chef's hat 6
chewing gum on a string 27
chintzy saucepan earring 1
chloroform rag 1
chocolate spurs 1
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 1
Choker of the Ultragoth 2
chopsticks 1
chrome helmet turtle 2
chrome ore 6
chrome staff 2
chrome sword 2
chunk of depleted Grimacite 3
Cloaca grenade 15
Cloaca-Cola 74
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 6
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 2
Cloaca-Cola helmet 1
Cloaca-Cola shield 2
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 1
clockwork bartender-in-the-box 1
clockwork hat 1
clockwork key 12
clockwork pants 1
clockwork spine 1
clockwork staff 1
clockwork sword 1
clockwork trench coat 1
cloudy potion 1
clown shoes 2
clown wig 1
club necklace 1
cocoa egg 13
cocoa eggshell fragment 12
coconut shell 21
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 1
coffin lid 2
cog 67
Colander of Em-er'il 1
Cold Hots candy 1
cold wad 2
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 1
colored-light "necklace" 1
communications windchimes 1
cool mushroom 3
cool whip 5
copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet 1
corn holder 1
cornuthaum 2
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 1
Corpse Island iced tea 2
corpse on the beach 2
corpsedriver 1
corpsetini 1
cranberries 19
crazy little Turkish delight 1
Crimbo ukulele 1
crowbarrr 2
Crown of the Goblin King 5
curdflinger 1
curmudgel 1
cursed sea biscuit 1
cyborg stompin' boot 1
daisy 1
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 1
dark potion 1
dead guy's watch 4
deck of tropical cards 1
decorative fountain 2
dehydrated caviar 1
dense meat stack 3
deodorant 2
depantsing bomb 1
desiccated apricot 1
diamond-studded cane 4
didgeridooka 1
dingy planks 1
dirty hobo gloves 5
disassembled clover 5
disco ball 9
disco mask 8
disease 4
disembodied brain 2
dishrag 1
disintegrating quill pen 4
displaced fish 1
distilled fortified wine 1
distressed denim pants 1
disturbing fanfic 25
divine blowout 2
divine champagne flute 3
divine noisemaker 5
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 1
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 1
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 5
Doc's Miracle Cure 2
Dolphin King's crown 4
dope wheels 1
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 10
double daisy 1
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 3
draggin' ball hat 11
Dramatic™ range 4
dried face 6
Drowsy Sword 1
drum machine 1
dry noodles 140
drywall axe 4
ducha de oro 3
duct tape 1
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape shirt 1
duct tape sword 1
dusty animal cranium 1
dusty bottle of Marsala 8
dusty bottle of Merlot 1
dusty bottle of Muscat 1
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 4
dusty bottle of Port 1
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 7
dusty eighth caudal vertebra 1
dusty eighth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra 1
dusty fifth caudal vertebra 1
dusty fifth cervical vertebra 1
dusty fifth lumbar vertebra 1
dusty fifth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty first cervical vertebra 1
dusty first lumbar vertebra 3
dusty fourth caudal vertebra 1
dusty fourth cervical vertebra 1
dusty fourth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty left clavicle 2
dusty left eighth rib 1
dusty left eleventh rib 3
dusty left femur 1
dusty left fibula 2
dusty left fifth rib 2
dusty left fourth rear claw 1
dusty left fourth rib 3
dusty left humerus 3
dusty left kneecap 3
dusty left ninth rib 1
dusty left radius 1
dusty left second front claw 1
dusty left second rear claw 1
dusty left second rib 1
dusty left seventh rib 3
dusty left tenth rib 1
dusty left third rear claw 2
dusty left third rib 1
dusty left thumb 2
dusty left tibia 1
dusty left ulna 2
dusty ninth caudal vertebra 2
dusty right clavicle 1
dusty right eleventh rib 1
dusty right femur 4
dusty right fibula 1
dusty right fifth rib 2
dusty right first front claw 1
dusty right first rear claw 2
dusty right first rib 2
dusty right fourth rear claw 2
dusty right fourth rib 2
dusty right humerus 3
dusty right kneecap 1
dusty right radius 1
dusty right scapula 2
dusty right second rib 1
dusty right seventh rib 1
dusty right tenth rib 2
dusty right third front claw 2
dusty right thumb 1
dusty right twelfth rib 1
dusty right ulna 2
dusty sacral vertebrae 1
dusty second caudal vertebra 2
dusty second lumbar vertebra 1
dusty second thoracic vertebra 1
dusty seventh caudal vertebra 1
dusty seventh cervical vertebra 1
dusty seventh lumbar vertebra 4
dusty seventh thoracic vertebra 2
dusty sixth cervical vertebra 2
dusty sixth lumbar vertebra 3
dusty sixth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty tenth caudal vertebra 1
dusty third caudal vertebra 2
dusty third cervical vertebra 4
dusty third lumbar vertebra 4
dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra 2
Dyspepsi grenade 11
Dyspepsi-Cola 188
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations 14
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 1
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 2
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 1
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen 3
easter egg balloon 4
effervescent potion 3
eggnog 5
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 1
Elder Turtle Shell 1
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 1
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 2
empty meat tank 1
enchanted bean 1
enchanted brass knuckles 1
enchanted toothpick 2
energy drink IV 1
Ent cider 16
evil golden arch 6
evil golden arches 1
evil googly eye 2
extra-large palm-frond toupee 1
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 1
eXtreme meat staff 1
eXtreme mittens 3
eXtreme scarf 2
eye-pod 2
eyepatch 3
f3d0r4 14
facsimile dictionary 1
fairy gravy boat 1
false eyelashes 1
fancy ball mask 1
fancy but probably evil chocolate 4
fancy chocolate 2
fancy seashell necklace 1
fat stacks of cash 2
felt 1
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 3
ferret bait 1
fertilized ghuol egg 1
fetid feather 6
Feynman gate 9
fez of etymology 1
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 1
filthy corduroys 3
filthy hippy poncho 1
filthy knitted dread sack 3
filthy lucre 24
filthy pestle 1
fire 1
fire poi 1
fizzy potion 3
flaming crutch 8
flaming feather 1
flaming mushroom 8
flaming talons 18
flange 2
flirtatious feather 2
floral print shirt 2
flowing hippy skirt 1
foolscap fool's cap 3
foon 1
football helmet 1
forest tears 1
Frat Army FGF 1
frightful feather 3
frigid ninja stars 1
frilly shirt 1
frilly skirt 1
frozen feather 3
frozen mushroom 4
frozen nunchaku 1
fruitcake 5
funky dried mushroom 1
furniture dolly 1
furry fur 30
furry pants 2
fuzzy dice 4
gas balloon 1
gauze hammock 1
gauze shorts 1
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 1
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 1
ghuol ears 10
ghuol egg 9
ghuol egg quiche 1
ghuol guolash 3
giant cactus quill 4
giant discarded bottlecap 1
giant discarded plastic fork 5
giant foam finger 1
giant needle 30
giant pinky ring 3
gingerbread bugbear 6
gingerbread horror 6
gingham blouse 1
glass of goat's milk 18
glowing red eye 4
gnauga hide 6
gnauga hide buckler 1
gnauga hide chaps 1
gnauga hide whip 1
gnoll lips 18
gnoll teeth 4
Gnollish autoplunger 1
Gnollish flyswatter 4
Gnollish pie server 2
Gnollish pie tin 5
Gnollish plunger 2
Gnollish slotted spoon 1
Gnollish toolbox 2
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 1
goat beard 4
goat cheese 19
goat cheese pizza 4
goatskin umbrella 2
gob of wet hair 1
golden ring 20
goofily-plumed helmet 1
goth kid t-shirt 2
gr8ps 1
grapefruit 1
grapes 1
grass blade 1
grass hat 1
grass skirt 1
grave robbing shovel 1
grease gun 1
green balloon 1
green candy heart 3
green pixel 84
green smoke bomb 1
gremlin juice 2
grouchy restless spirit 2
grue egg 4
grumpy old man charrrm bracelet 1
guano coffee cup 1
guitar pick 1
Gummi-Gnauga 7
guy made of bee pollen 1
hair spray 2
halfberd 1
hamethyst 2
handful of confetti 1
handful of hand chalk 1
handful of moss 1
handful of sand 22
handsomeness potion 2
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 1
harem girl t-shirt 1
headhunter necktie 1
heart necklace 1
heart-shaped balloon 1
heavy D 39
heavy metal sonata 1
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 1
hellion cube 3
helmet turtle 13
hemp string 2
henna face paint 1
herbal stuffing 7
herbs 23
hermit permit 1
hill of beans 16
Hippy Army MPE 1
hippy medical kit 1
hippy protest button 1
honey-dipped locust 7
hot date 1
hot katana blade 2
hot wing 25
hovering sombrero 1
huge spoon 1
hyperbolic plasma focuser 1
hypodermic needle 10
Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace 2
Ice-Cold Beer Ring 1
ice-cold fotie 3
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 6
ice-cold six-pack 3
ice-cold Willer 17
iGoogly 7
Iiti Kitty phone charm 2
immense cyborg hand 6
Imp Ale 65
incredibly creepy marionette 1
infernal insoles 5
inkwell 1
insanely spicy bean burrito 1
ion grid 8
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 1
Jarlsberg's earring 1
jewelry-making pliers 1
Jolly Roger charrrm 1
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet 1
Jumbo Dr. Lucifer 16
Junior LAAAAME merit badge 1
keg shield 1
Kentucky-fried meat staff 1
ketchup hound 2
kick-ass kicks 1
kickback cookbook 2
killing feather 11
Kiss the Knob apron 1
kneecapping stick 3
Knob Goblin elite helm 7
Knob Goblin elite pants 9
Knob Goblin elite polearm 3
Knob Goblin elite shirt 3
Knob Goblin firecracker 1
Knob Goblin harem pants 3
Knob Goblin harem veil 4
Knob Goblin melon baller 1
Knob Goblin pants 9
Knob Goblin perfume 1
Knob Goblin scimitar 8
Knob Goblin seltzer 1
Knob Goblin spatula 1
Knob Goblin steroids 1
Knob Goblin tongs 6
Knob Goblin Uberpants 3
Knob Goblin visor 7
Knob mushroom 6
Knob sausage 7
Knoll mushroom 2
ladle of mystery 2
large box 1
large cocoa eggshell fragment 1
laser-broiled pear 11
lavender candy heart 1
lavender paisley oyster egg 1
lavender plastic oyster egg 2
lavender polka-dot oyster egg 3
lavender striped oyster egg 1
lead necklace 15
lead yo-yo 1
leather mask 3
leathery bat skin 1
leathery cat skin 1
leathery rat skin 1
LED block 2
leftovers of indeterminate origin 2
lemon 12
lihc eye 9
lihc face 5
lime 4
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 1
line 6
linoleum ore 5
linoleum staff 1
linoleum sword 1
little paper umbrella 6
loaded serum blowgun 1
Lockenstock™ sandals 1
logic synthesizer 11
long skinny balloon 7
loose teeth 33
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 11
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 1
lotion of coldness 2
lotion of hotness 2
lotion of sleaziness 2
lotion of spookiness 2
lotion of stench 2
lowercase N 24
lucky ball-and-chain 2
lucky Crimbo tiki necklace 2
lucky rabbit's foot 3
lupine sword 1
Mad Train wine 9
mafia aria 1
magical ice cubes 6
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 1
magnifying glass 1
makeshift turban 1
many-eyed glasses 4
mariachi G-string 1
mariachi pants 9
marzipan skull 1
massive sitar 1
mauve paisley oyster egg 2
mauve plastic oyster egg 2
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 2
mauve striped oyster egg 1
Meat detector 1
meat engine 1
meat from yesterday 1
meat paste 18
meat stack 27
meat vortex 81
meatcar model 1
meatspout staff 1
Meleegra™ pills 6
menorette 1
metallic A 6
metallic foil radar dish 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 2
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 29
milky potion 1
mind flayer corpse 2
miner's helmet 5
miner's pants 5
miniature carton of clove cigarettes 1
miniature stuffed Goth Giant 1
Miniborg beeper 1
Miniborg hiveminder 1
Miniborg laser 1
Miniborg stomper 1
Miniborg strangler 1
Mob Penguin cellular phone 1
Mohawk wig 1
molotov cocktail cocktail 1
Monstar energy beverage 1
monster bait 1
moonglasses 2
mother's little helper 1
Mountain Stream soda 3
moxie weed 1
Mr. Mediocrebar 210
muculent machete 1
Mudflap-Girl Necklace 1
Mudflap-Girl Ring 1
mugcake 1
mullet wig 12
mummy wrapping 1
murky potion 1
mushroom fermenting solution 2
nanite-infested candy cane 7
nanite-infested eggnog 2
nanite-infested fruitcake 3
nanofiber cloth 3
natty blue ascot 1
natural fennel soda 1
necklace chain 2
NG 1
ninja hot pants 4
ninja mop 1
ninja pirate zombie robot head 2
Now and Earlier 8
obsidian dagger 1
ocean motion 3
off-white plastic oyster egg 4
off-white polka-dot oyster egg 1
oil of slipperiness 1
oily mushroom wine 1
ointment of the occult 4
olive 3
opera mask 1
orange 1
orange candy heart 2
orange peel hat 1
Orcish baseball cap 1
Orcish cargo shorts 1
Orcish frat-paddle 1
Orcish meat locker 1
original G 42
oriole-feather headdress 1
overclocked avian microprocessor 1
oversized fish scaler 1
oversized pipe 1
oversized pizza cutter 1
oyster basket 1
pack of KWE trading card 2
PADL Phone 1
pail 5
palm-frond capris 1
palm-frond cloak 1
palm-frond fan 1
palm-frond net 1
palm-frond toupee 1
palm-frond whip 1
pants kit 2
pants of the Slug Lord 3
papaya 3
paper-plate-mail pants 1
party hat 1
pasta spoon 6
patchouli incense stick 4
Pendant of Fire 1
penguin skin 3,331
pentacorn hat 2
perforated battle paddle 1
personalized birthday cake 1
petrified time 1
phonics down 35
photoprotoneutron torpedo 8
pickle-flavored chewing gum 1
picture of a dead guy's girlfriend 4
piece of wedding cake 12
pile of candy 1
pile of dusty animal bones 2
pile of jumping beans 1
pink candy heart 1
pink pony 3
pirate pelvis 3
pirate shirt 1
pitchfork 2
pixel hat 2
pixel pants 1
pixel shield 1
pixel sword 1
pixellated candy heart 58
plot hole 63
pointed stick 1
polyalloy shield 1
pool cue 1
porquoise 6
portable corkscrew 1
possessed top 1
potato sprout 1
potion of temporary gr8ness 1
potted cactus 1
potted fern 1
poutine pole 1
powdered organs 1
pr0n legs 25
prehistoric spear 1
Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit 1
probability potion 25
procrastination potion 33
projectile icemaker 1
prosthetic forehead 6
puce paisley oyster egg 3
puce plastic oyster egg 1
puce polka-dot oyster egg 1
purple pixel pie 1
purple snowcone 1
Putrid Pendant 1
pygmy pygment 1
Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 2
ram stick 1
Ram's Face Lager 1
ram-battering staff 1
raspberry beret 1
rat appendix 7
ratarang 1
ravioli hat 14
razor-sharp can lid 12
razor-tipped yo-yo 1
red paisley oyster egg 2
red pixel 5
red pixel potion 3
red plastic oyster egg 3
red polka-dot oyster egg 3
red striped oyster egg 1
reinforced beaded headband 1
reodorant 2
Retenez L'Herbe Paté 2
rhesus monkey 3
rhinestone cowboy shirt 1
rice bowl 1
ridiculously huge sword 16
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 1
ring of adornment 1
ring of aggravate monster 1
ring of cold resistance 1
ring of conflict 1
Ring of Fire 1
ring of fire resistance 1
ring of gain strength 1
ring of half-assed regeneration 1
ring of increase damage 1
Ring of the Sewer Snake 1
roboduck-on-a-string 1
rock 2
Rock Pops 178
rockin' wagon 1
rocky raccoon 1
rogue swarmer 32
roll of toilet paper 3
rolling pin 1
Roo trading card 1
round green sunglasses 1
round purple sunglasses 1
royal jelly 2
rubber axe 1
rubber WWBD? bracelet 3
rubber WWJD? bracelet 3
rubber WWSPD? bracelet 1
rubber WWtNSD? bracelet 2
ruby W 5
rum barrel charrrm bracelet 1
rusty bonesaw 1
rusty grave robbing shovel 3
rusty metal ring 1
rusty metal shaft 1
sabre teeth 4
sabre-toothed lime cub 1
sack of doorknobs 1
safarrri hat 1
sake bomb 1
saucepan 28
sausage bomb 1
sawblade fragment 14
sawblade shield 1
Scalp of Gorgolok 1
scorpion whip 2
scroll of drastic healing 54
scroll of pasta summoning 1
scrumptious reagent 776
seal tooth 9
seal-clubbing club 14
Senior Mints 3
serpentine sword 1
serum of sarcasm 1
set of jacks 1
shiny hood ornament 1
shiny ring 4
shirt kit 1
shock collar 3
silver tongue charrrm bracelet 1
six pack of Mountain Stream 1
skeleton bone 22
skeleton key 3
skeleton key ring 1
skewer 4
skewer-mounted razor blade 10
skirt / kilt kit 1
skull-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
sleaze powder 1
sleazy fairy gravy 1
slightly peevedbow 1
slip 'n' slide 23
small box 1
small leather glove 3
smart skull 9
smile-sharpening stone 1
Sneaky Pete's breath spray 1
snifter of thoroughly aged brandy 2
snorkel 3
Snow Queen Crown 1
snowboarder pants 3
sock monkey 1
soft green echo eyedrop antidote 13
soggy wofl t-shirt 1
solid gold bowling ball 1
solid gold pegleg 1
sonar-in-a-biscuit 4
souvenir ski t-shirt 3
soylent staff 1
Spam Witch sammich 34
spandex anniversary shorts 1
special sauce glove 3
spectre scepter 1
spices 41
spider web 1
spiked femur 4
Spirit Precipice 1
spooky bicycle chain 2
spooky eggnog 1
spooky eyeliner 5
spooky felt 1
spooky hockey mask 1
spooky lipstick 5
spooky mushroom 43
spooky shrunken head 9
spooky stick 13
spooky toy wheel 1
Spooky-Gro fertilizer 2
spork 2
spring 65
sprocket 61
squeaky staff 1
Staff of the Grand Flambé 1
Staff of the Grease Trap 1
Staff of the Kitchen Floor 1
Staff of the Walk-In Freezer 1
stale baguette 2
stalk of asparagus 1
star 4
star boomerang 1
star buckler 2
star chart 1
star crossbow 1
star hat 2
star pants 2
star shirt 2
star spatula 2
star staff 2
star starfish 1
star stiletto 1
star sword 2
star throwing star 1
stench wad 1
stinky mushroom 4
stolen accordion 13
stone of eXtreme power 4
strawberry 5
string of green beads 1
string of red beads 1
stuffed angry cow 4
stuffed astral badger 7
stuffed baby gravy fairy 9
stuffed can of asparagus 1
stuffed Cheshire bitten 7
stuffed cocoabo 15
stuffed dodecapede 1
stuffed doppelshifter 2
stuffed flaming gravy fairy 8
stuffed frozen gravy fairy 9
stuffed ghuol whelp 1
stuffed hand turkey 9
stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech 11
stuffed mind flayer 10
stuffed ninja snowman 1
stuffed scary death orb 12
stuffed shoulder parrot 4
stuffed sleazy gravy fairy 9
stuffed snowy owl 7
stuffed spooky gravy fairy 6
stuffed spooky mushroom 1
stuffed stinky gravy fairy 14
stuffed undead elbow macaroni 6
stuffed zmobie 1
stuffing 1
styrofoam staff 1
styrofoam sword 1
sucky decal 5
suede shortsword 3
sunken chest 2
Super Magic Power Sword X 1
super-spiky hair gel 11
Supernova Champagne 1
supportive bra 2
swashbuckling pants 13
sweet ninja sword 1
sweet rims 1
swirly potion 1
sword behind inappropriate prepositions 2
sword hilt 1
sword of static 1
synthetic stuffing 9
t8r tots 4
taco shell 1
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targeting chip 2
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