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Display Case for Mayoress (#513084)
This player is a member of the clan Ye Ancient and Callipygian Order of Wombats.

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Mayoress (#513084)
This player has 843 unique items and 18,023 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"KICK ME" sign 1
"meat" stick 1
A. W. O. L. commendation 6
adhesive tape dolly 1
adorable seal larva 5
Alice's Army Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Bowman 1
Alice's Army Cleric 1
Alice's Army Coward 1
Alice's Army Dervish 1
Alice's Army Foil Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Foil Bowman 1
Alice's Army Foil Dervish 1
Alice's Army Foil Guard 1
Alice's Army Foil Halberder 1
Alice's Army Foil Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Foil Horseman 1
Alice's Army Foil Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Foil Martyr 1
Alice's Army Foil Ninja 1
Alice's Army Foil Nurse 1
Alice's Army Foil Page 1
Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Foil Sniper 1
Alice's Army Foil Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Foil Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Foil Wallman 1
Alice's Army Guard 1
Alice's Army Halberder 1
Alice's Army Horseman 1
Alice's Army Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Martyr 1
Alice's Army Ninja 1
Alice's Army Nurse 1
Alice's Army Page 1
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Sniper 1
Alice's Army Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Wallman 1
alien drugs 12
alien source code printout (used) 1
all-year sucker 1
Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes 1
Ancient Protector Soda 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 7
anniversary balloon 4
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
Argarggagarg's fang 1
arrow'd heart balloon 2
asbestos sword hilt 1
aspirin 1
astronaut pants 1
augmented-reality shades 1
ball 10
banana 2
banana cream pie 1
banana milkshake 1
banana peel 9
banana smoothie 2
banana spritzer 1
banana supersucker 1
bananarama bangle 1
bark rootbeer 5
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 3
bath ball gift set 10
beach glass bead 10,676
beach glass necklace 3
beholed bedsheet 2
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 7
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 6
BGE pocket calendar 7
BGE shotglass 20
BGE temporary tattoo 2
BGE tiny plastic toy 10
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 1
bindlestocking 3
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bit of clingfilm 1
bitter pill 1
black spot 2
blob of Alphredo™ 3
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 6
blood flower 1
bloody clown pants 1
blue plastic baby 2
blue raspberry troll doll 1
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
boiling seal blood 5
bone chips 3
bottle of Blank-Out 11
bottle of bubbles 1
bottle of fire 3
bottle of Goldschnöckered 1
bottle of peppermint schnapps 3
bottled day 3
bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ 2
boxing-glove-in-a-box 3
bread line 7
brick 45
bronze handcuffs 1
bucket of anniversary lard 1
buckyball 4
buffed alien drugs 1
bum cheek 87
bungle in the jungle 1
bunny liver 1
burnt flower 9
burrowgrub hive 1
BURT 37
C.B.F.G. 1
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 2
can of Binarrrca 35
can of CRIMBCOLA 2
can of fake snow 1
can of franks 'n' beans 1
can of V-11 1
candy cane 29
candy kneecapping stick 4
candy knuckles 3
candy stake 8
canteen of wine 67
capacitor relay 3
carbon nanotube frame 3
carton of rotten eggs 1
cement sandals 3
chakra sludge 1
charged magnet 1
cheap elven gloves 6
cheap plastic bottle opener 1
chocolate bath ball 1
chocolate cigar 5
chocolate disco ball 1
chocolate filthy lucre 1
chocolate seal-clubbing club 2
chocolate stolen accordion 1
chrome crossbow string 1
chunk of depleted Grimacite 22
cinnamon troll doll 1
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 1
coal paperweight 1
cocoa eggshell fragment 66
cold seal sweat 21
colored-light "necklace" 1
control crystal 1
cookie cookie 1
corrupted data 32
creepy voodoo doll 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) 1
CRIMBCO lanyard 2
CRIMBCO mug 1
CRIMBCO wine 11
CRIMBCOIDS mints 7
CRIMBCOLOAF 3
Crimbo Credit 3
Crimbo salad 6
Crimbo ukulele 1
Crimbo wreath 1
Crimbonium fuel rod 1
Crimbot battery 18
Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) 1
Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) 1
Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) 1
Crimboween memo 13
Crimbuck 164
cubic zirconia 1
cyber-mattock 1
D roll 1
daisy 3
death blossom 1
deck of tropical cards 1
delicious salad 18
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 1
designer handbag 1
diamond necklace 2
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 9
dill 46
dire fudgesicle 1
dirty hobo gloves 88
disco horoscope (Aquarius) 1
disco horoscope (Aries) 1
disco horoscope (Cancer) 1
disco horoscope (Capricorn) 1
disco horoscope (Gemini) 1
disco horoscope (Leo) 1
disco horoscope (Libra) 1
disco horoscope (Pisces) 1
disco horoscope (Sagittarius) 1
disco horoscope (Scorpio) 1
disco horoscope (Taurus) 1
disco horoscope (Virgo) 1
discocktail 3
Doc's Miracle Cure 1
doll house 2
Dolph Bossin's charity note 1
double daisy 2
droll monocle 2
drop of water-37 2
duck-on-a-string 6
dwarf bread 3
Ecto-Cooler 1
electrical thingamabob 9
Elizabeth's paintbrush 1
elven limbos gingerbread 10
elven cellocello 23
elven moonshine 10
elven socks 4
elven suicide capsule 22
En Una Fila Tequila 2
evil googly eye 2
fancy but probably evil chocolate 3
fancy canapés 1
fancy chocolate 4
fancy chocolate car 7
fancy dress ball 47
FDKOL commendation 10
felt 10
festive holiday hat 5
festive sausage 3
fiery wing 99
fire 2
fitness wristband 1
flashing novelty button 1
flask of mining oil 10
flask of tainted mining oil 22
fleetwood chain 13
flyest of shirts 1
foetid seal tear 5
forbidden sausage 2
fossilized demon skull 1
fossilized limb 23
fossilized spider skull 3
fossilized spike 4
fossilized spine 1
fossilized wing 1
freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini 6
friendly cheez blob 7
frigid fudgepuck 4
fruitcake 41
fudge bunny 1
fudge lily 1
fudge-shaped hole in space-time 1
fudgecule 382
fudgesicle 9
Fudgie Roll 1
Fuzzby 1
fuzzy dice 5
ghost cucumber 51
ghostly body paint 4
giant gym membership card 1
giant heirloom grape tomato 1
gift-a-pult 1
gingerbread bugbear 2
gingerbread horror 3
gingerbread house 1
gingerbread mutant bugbear 3
glow-in-the-dark dart gun 1
glow-in-the-dark necklace 3
golden ring 29
googly eye 10
government 1
government-issued night-vision goggles 4
grape troll doll 1
grass blade 1
grass hat 1
grass skirt 1
gray bow tie 8
green beer 15
green drunki-bear 1
gyroscope 7
handful of crafty noodles 9
handful of honey 15
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 1
Haunted Sorority House staff guide 1
hawk 12
heart of dark chocolate 1
heart-shaped balloon 2
heavy crown 1
Heimandatz's heart 1
herbal stuffing 11
herringcello 20
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) 1
iGoogly 1
immense cyborg hand 4
incense bath ball 2
incredibly creepy marionette 1
innuendo 2
intriguing puzzle box 1
invisibility potion 25
invisible bag 2
ion grid 3
irradiated candy cane 4
irresistibility potion 34
irritability potion 36
Jackass Plumber home game 1
jar of swamp gas 36
java cookie 1
jawbruiser 1
Jocko Homo's head 2
killer rag doll 1
killing feather 19
kite 5
kiwi beak 9
Knob Goblin harem pants 1
knuckle sandwich 49
kumquartz 1
kumquartz ring 1
kumquat supersucker 2
LARP membership card 1
length of string 13
licorice root 1
lime supersucker 1
lint 1
live wire 2
loaded serum blowgun 1
logic synthesizer 2
lollipop cufflinks 1
lollipop stick 199
lovecat tail 1
LWA ring 1
macaroni duck 4
mad scientist's sock monkey 1
Mad Train wine 189
marionette 2
Microplushie: Bropane 96
Microplushie: Dorkonide 26
Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid 50
Microplushie: Fauxnerditide 16
Microplushie: Gothochondria 69
Microplushie: Hippylase 113
Microplushie: Hipsterine 16
Microplushie: Hobomosome 44
Microplushie: Otakulone 125
Microplushie: Raverdrine 75
Microplushie: Sororitrate 65
mime soul fragment 1
miniature antlers 1
miniature stuffed Goth Giant 2
Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot 1
misfit dolly 1
Mob Penguin cellular phone 8
molten brick 7
motivational poster 11
moxie weed 91
Mr. Cheeng's spectacles 1
Mr. Haggis 77
mylar scout drone 4
nanite-infested candy cane 1
nanite-infested eggnog 3
nanite-infested fruitcake 2
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 2
nanofiber cloth 1
necrotizing body spray 1
New Zealand iced tea 1
night-vision goggles 3
note from Clancy 1
NPZR chemistry set 9
nugget of Crimbonium 1
oozenog 2
opera mask 3
oversized fish scaler 2
pack of pogs 50
pair of bolt cutters 7
pair of pearidot earrings 1
paperclip 7
paperclip sproinger 2
parasitic headgnawer 1
passable elf mask 7
patent leather shoes 4
pear supersucker 1
pearidot 1
PEEZ dispenser 1
penguin focaccia bread 19
penguin thesaurus 11
peppermint tailings 1
perl necklace 1
personalized birthday cake 1
pet rock 1
petit fortran 1
phish stick 3
picture of a dead guy's girlfriend 2
pink plastic baby 2
pipe wrench 3
plastic Crimbo reindeer 1
plastic cup of beer 1
plastic ingot 8
plastic nunchaku 1
plastic passion fruit 2
pocket ace 1
pocketwatch on a chain 7
pog #01 (spider) 6
pog #02 (Knob goblin) 3
pog #03 (warwelf) 11
pog #04 (skleleton) 8
pog #05 (ninja snowman) 5
pog #06 (filthy hippy) 9
pog #07 (orcish frat boy) 4
pog #08 (hellion) 9
pog #09 (pirate) 8
pog #10 (hobo) 11
pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) 1
Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip 1
Pokëmann figurine: Duck 1
Pokëmann figurine: Frank 1
Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump 1
Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking 1
Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan 1
Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap 1
Pokëmann figurine: Moog 1
Pokëmann figurine: Nothing 1
Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu 2
Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth 1
Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf 1
Pokëmann figurine: Twitter 1
Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite 1
Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth 4
polyalloy shield 2
portable photocopier 45
possessed top 19
potted cactus 1
potted fern 2
prehistoric spear 10
propeller beanie 1
pulsing flesh 4
quantum taco 18
Rümpelstiltz 1
rack of dinosaur ribs 1
radiation-resistant helmet 1
rag doll 3
raisin 1
razor-tipped yo-yo 12
red drunki-bear 1
ridiculous belt 1
ridiculous cocktail 11
ridiculous earring 1
ridiculous sandwich 11
rigid carapace 8
roboduck-on-a-string 1
robotronic egg 29
rock 4
rocket fuel 1
rogue swarmer 30
rusty grave robbing shovel 3
s'more 1
s'more gun 1
Safari Jack's moustache 1
sawblade fragment 30
sawblade shield 12
scotch on the rocks 1
Sensual Massage for Creeps 1
set of jacks 1
shimmering rainbow sand 1
silent pea shooter 3
silver keg 1
six tiny wedges of goat cheese 1
sleeping stocking 9
sleeve deuce 108
slow jam collection 9
smart watch 1
sock monkey 2
soyburger juice 1
space beast fur 5
space port 3
spinning wheel 1
spirit blanket 1
spirit gum 7
spirit sheet 2
spooky eggnog 2
spooky felt 3
spooky length of string 4
spooky stuffing 7
spooky toy wheel 6
spoonful of Linguine-Os 11
square CRIMBCOOKIE 4
St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket 3
stale baguette 2
stick 1
stick-on-a-string 3
still-beating spleen 4
strange cube 3
strawberry supersucker 1
strawberyl necklace 1
stray chihuahua 25
string of blue beads 9
string of Crimbo lights 1
string of green beads 6
string of red beads 7
stringy sinew 2
stuffed alien blob 15
stuffed angry cow 8
stuffed astral badger 11
stuffed baby gravy fairy 8
stuffed Baron von Ratsworth 103
stuffed can of asparagus 6
stuffed Cheshire bitten 12
stuffed cocoabo 5
stuffed crazy bastard sword 39
stuffed dodecapede 6
stuffed doppelshifter 19
stuffed flaming gravy fairy 7
stuffed frozen gravy fairy 8
stuffed ghuol whelp 5
stuffed gray blob 6
stuffed hand turkey 8
stuffed key 15
stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech 4
stuffed martini 52
stuffed Meat 82
stuffed mind flayer 6
stuffed mink 115
stuffed monocle 118
stuffed scary death orb 5
stuffed shoulder parrot 17
stuffed sleazy gravy fairy 10
stuffed snowy owl 6
stuffed spooky gravy fairy 6
stuffed spooky mushroom 7
stuffed stinky gravy fairy 11
stuffed teddy butler 121
stuffed tin of caviar 99
stuffed treasure chest 13
stuffed undead elbow macaroni 10
stuffed zmobie 2
stuffing 12
sucker scaffold 25
Summer Nights 4
sun-dried tofu 5
superheated fudge 2
support cummerbund 3
swamp lolly 1
synthetic stuffing 5
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier 1
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco 5
Tales from the Fireside 1
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker 1
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) 1
Tales of the Word Realms 2
tangled mass of creepy pasta 4
The Art of Slapfighting (used) 1
The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones 1
The Big Book of Communism (used) 1
the finger 3
The Joy of Wassailing 1
The Joy of Wassailing (used) 1
The Mariachi's guitar case 2
The Snitch's Manifesto 1
The Spirit of Crimbo 1
theoretical string 15
thermos of brew 1
throwing wrench 5
Thwaitgold ant statuette 8
Thwaitgold bee statuette 4
Thwaitgold bookworm statuette 3
Thwaitgold butterfly statuette 2
Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette 1
Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette 7
Thwaitgold cockroach statuette 2
Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette 11
Thwaitgold firefly statuette 14
Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette 8
Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette 3
Thwaitgold maggot statuette 5
Thwaitgold moth statuette 2
Thwaitgold nit statuette 1
Thwaitgold nymph statuette 1
Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette 3
Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette 5
Thwaitgold scorpion statuette 3
Thwaitgold slug statuette 2
Thwaitgold spider statuette 2
Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette 17
Thwaitgold termite statuette 1
Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette 6
Thwaitgold woollybear statuette 2
time sleigh 1
tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg 1
tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer 1
tiny die-cast blade a-spinning 1
tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory 1
tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree 1
tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer 1
tiny die-cast Don Crimbo 1
tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer 1
tiny die-cast factory worker elf 1
tiny die-cast Father Crimbo 1
tiny die-cast Father Crimborg 1
tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf 1
tiny die-cast golden ring 1
tiny die-cast goose a-laying 1
tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer 1
tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer 1
tiny die-cast killing bird 1
tiny die-cast middle-management elf 1
tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf 1
tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg 1
tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg 1
tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer 1
tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer 1
tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf 1
tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming 1
tiny die-cast Swiss hen 1
tiny die-cast turtle mech 1
tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo 1
tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign 1
tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer 1
tiny plastic 11 Dealer 1
tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf 5
tiny plastic abominable fudgeman 1
tiny plastic accordion thief 13
tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart 1
tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear 3
tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll 1
tiny plastic angry bugbear 4
tiny plastic angry goat 46
tiny plastic angry space marine 3
tiny plastic anime smiley 4
tiny plastic animelf 1
tiny plastic apathetic lizardman 3
tiny plastic astronomer 2
tiny plastic Axe Wound 5
tiny plastic baby gravy fairy 48
tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth 1
tiny plastic barrrnacle 47
tiny plastic batbugbear 5
tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type 4
tiny plastic beanbat 4
tiny plastic bee swarm 8
tiny plastic beebee gunners 4
tiny plastic Beebee King 2
tiny plastic beebee queue 7
tiny plastic Beelzebozo 2
tiny plastic Best Game Ever 1
tiny plastic Big Candy 1
tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar 9
tiny plastic Black Knight 1
tiny plastic black ops bugbear 5
tiny plastic blazing bat 5
tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball 36
tiny plastic brainsweeper 4
tiny plastic bugaboo 8
tiny plastic Bugbear Captain 1
tiny plastic buzzerker 3
tiny plastic cavebugbear 6
tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter 9
tiny plastic Cheshire bat 37
tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ 1
tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite 1
tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel 2
tiny plastic cocoabo 34
tiny plastic coffee pixie 34
tiny plastic colollilossus 1
tiny plastic conservationist hippy 1
tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ 1
tiny plastic Crimbo Casino 1
tiny plastic Crimbo elf 3
tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer 5
tiny plastic Crimbo wreath 3
tiny plastic Crimbomega 1
tiny plastic Crimbomination 1
tiny plastic Crimbot 1
tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram 1
tiny plastic cubist bull 2
tiny plastic demoninja 3
tiny plastic disco bandit 11
tiny plastic Don Crimbo 1
tiny plastic Dr. Awkward 1
tiny plastic drunk goat 3
tiny plastic Ed the Undying 1
tiny plastic exo-suited miner 1
tiny plastic fat stack of cash 1
tiny plastic Father McGruber 6
tiny plastic fax machine 1
tiny plastic Felonia 3
tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus 3
tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker 4
tiny plastic fire servant 3
tiny plastic fluffy bunny 4
tiny plastic fruit golem 1
tiny plastic Fudge Wizard 1
tiny plastic fuzzy dice 31
tiny plastic G Imp 7
tiny plastic Gary Claybender 1
tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick 28
tiny plastic ghuol whelp 31
tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers 3
tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire 1
tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser 1
tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester 2
tiny plastic goth giant 2
tiny plastic grue 32
tiny plastic handsome mariachi 2
tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist 5
tiny plastic Hellion 2
tiny plastic hermit 11
tiny plastic hobo elf 1
tiny plastic howling balloon monkey 33
tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear 7
tiny plastic Iiti Kitty 2
tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker 3
tiny plastic killer bee 26
tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl 4
tiny plastic Knob Goblin King 1
tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist 1
tiny plastic Knott Yeti 3
tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box 1
tiny plastic leprechaun 28
tiny plastic levitating potato 28
tiny plastic lobsterfrogman 3
tiny plastic Lord Flameface 1
tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven 1
tiny plastic MechaElf 1
tiny plastic Mob Penguin 1
tiny plastic moneybee 5
tiny plastic mosquito 32
tiny plastic Mr. Mination 1
tiny plastic mumblebee 2
tiny plastic mutant elf 1
tiny plastic ninja snowman 3
tiny plastic Norville Rogers 5
tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy 1
tiny plastic pastamancer 4
tiny plastic peacannon 1
tiny plastic Protagonist 4
tiny plastic protector spectre 1
tiny plastic Queen Bee 2
tiny plastic Rene C. Corman 1
tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime 29
tiny plastic sauceror 1
tiny plastic scary clown 3
tiny plastic Scott the Miner 2
tiny plastic Scream Queen 1
tiny plastic seal clubber 7
tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit 1
tiny plastic senile lihc 3
tiny plastic skeletal reindeer 1
tiny plastic smarmy pirate 3
tiny plastic Spam Witch 3
tiny plastic spiderbugbear 3
tiny plastic spiny skelelton 1
tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton 42
tiny plastic spooky vampire 1
tiny plastic Spunky Princess 1
tiny plastic stab bat 44
tiny plastic star starfish 48
tiny plastic stocking mimic 1
tiny plastic strand of DNA 1
tiny plastic sweet nutcracker 2
tiny plastic taco cat 3
tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf 1
tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf 1
tiny plastic the Free Man 1
tiny plastic The Man 2
tiny plastic topiary golem 1
tiny plastic trollipop 1
tiny plastic turtle tamer 10
tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo 3
tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku 1
tiny plastic warwelf 3
tiny plastic whitesnake 5
tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer 5
tiny plastic XXX pr0n 1
titanium assault umbrella 2
tofurkey gravy 5
tofurkey leg 5
tooth 3
toothsome rock 1
top 3
tourmalime 2
tourmalime tourniquet 1
toy crazy train 5
toy hoverpad 11
toy jet pack 1
toy mercenary 3
toy ray gun 2
toy soldier 1
toy space helmet 1
toy train 3
toy wheel 5
Travels with Jerry 1
tree-eating kite 28
tree-shaped Crimbo cookie 2
triangular CRIMBCOOKIE 2
Trivial Avocations board game 1
tropical wrapping paper 1
tulip 1
twitching claw 8
Typical Tavern swill 3
Ultrasoldier Serum 2
Uncle Crimbo's Rations 2
Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide 1
Uncle Hobo's stocking cap 1
unidentifiable dried fruit 1
Unionize The Elves sign 1
unstable DNA 30
unstable laser battery 23
untamable turtle 5
unused walkie-talkie 1
unusual disco ball 4
Valentine 1
Valentine's Day cake 2
vampire duck-on-a-string 11
vibrating cyborg knife 6
viking helmet 2
vinegar 52
vitachoconutriment capsule 3
volcanic ash 72
wand of fudge control 1
warbear accoutrements chunk 1
warbear beeping telegram 4
warbear ceremonial party pants 1
warbear empathy chip (used) 1
warbear exhaust manifold 1
warbear helm fragment 1
warbear robo-camouflage unit 3
warbear sequential gaiety distribution system 1
warbear trouser fragment 1
warbear whosit 1
wheel 4
whisker pencil 1
white balloon 1
wild honey pie 1
wind-up chattering teeth 3
witch hat 5
woim 1
wooden block 3
wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
Yakisoba's hat 1
yellow drunki-bear 1
yo 13
yo-yo 10
Z-Bone steak 12
zombie pineal gland 1