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Display Case for Ninja Karl (#513779)
This player is ranked #236 for Most Total Items with a total of 930,683 items.
This player is ranked #53 for Most Unique Items with a total of 7,103 items.

This player is a member of the clan carpool.

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Ninja Karl (#513779)
This player has 7,103 unique items and 930,683 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"caramel" orange 1
"DRINK ME" potion 5
"honey" dipper 1
"Humorous" T-shirt 1
"KICK ME" sign 1
"meat" stick 1
"Remember the Trees" Shirt 1
Überraschthexengebräu 1
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 1
1,970 carat gold 1
1-ball 70
1.21 jigawatts 1
1/6th Pound Cake 1
100-Watt bulb 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 44
17-ball 1
18-picohertz resonator crystal 1
1952 Mickey Mantle card 1
2-ball 73
25-meat staff 1
3-ball 64
30669 scroll 36
33398 scroll 33
334 scroll 51
37x37x37 puzzle cube 1
4-ball 56
4-d camera 1
4-dimensional fez 1
4-dimensional guitar 5
4:20 bomb 8
5-Alarm Saucepan 1
5-ball 67
5-hour acrimony 1
6-ball 65
64067 scroll 1
668 scroll 2
7-ball 72
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 2
7-inch discus 1
8-ball 339
8-billed baseball cap 1
8-bit banana 1
9-ball 1
99.44% pure math 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 4
a bug's lymph 1
a butt tuba 22
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 3
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 5
A Light that Never Goes Out 1
a little sump'm sump'm 1
A muse-bouche 1
a suspicious address 1
A. W. O. L. commendation 27
abandoned candy 1
abominable blubber 1
abominable snowcone 6
absentee voter ballot 1
abstraction: action 1
abstraction: category 1
abstraction: certainty 1
abstraction: comprehension 1
abstraction: joy 1
abstraction: motion 2
abstraction: perception 1
abstraction: purpose 1
abstraction: sensation 1
abstraction: thought 1
Abyssal ember 1
acceptable bagel 1
acceptable mayolus 1
accidental cider 14
accidental mutton 1
accord ion 1
accordion file 1
Accordion of Jordion 1
accordionoid rocca 1
acid-squirting flower 5
acoustic guitarrr 27
actual blood sausage 1
actual reality goggles 1
actual tapas 1
adder 21
adder bladder 33
adhesive tape dolly 1
adorable seal larva 1
aerated diving helmet 1
Aerheads 1
Affirmation Cookie 1
affordable teak perch 1
Afternoon Delight 1
Agent Corrigan's cigarette 1
Aggressive Carrot 1
Agitated Turkey 1
agnolotti arboli 1
agua de vida 1
airblaster gun 1
airborne mutagen 1
alarm accordion 1
albatross necklace 1
Aldebaran sardines 1
Alewife™ Ale 2
Alexy sauce 1
Alice's Army Alchemist 50
Alice's Army Bowman 50
Alice's Army Cleric 50
Alice's Army Coward 50
Alice's Army Dervish 50
Alice's Army Foil tattoo 1
Alice's Army Guard 50
Alice's Army Halberder 50
Alice's Army Hammerman 50
Alice's Army Horseman 50
Alice's Army Lanceman 50
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 50
Alice's Army Martyr 50
Alice's Army Ninja 50
Alice's Army Nurse 50
Alice's Army Page 50
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 50
Alice's Army Sniper 50
Alice's Army Spearsman 50
Alice's Army Swordsman 50
Alice's Army Wallman 50
alien animal goo 1
alien autoautopsy kit 1
alien drugs 1
alien force field disruptor bean 1
alien gemstone 1
alien hologram projector 1
alien meat 2
alien plant goo 1
alien protein powder 1
alien sandwich 1
alien source code printout 2
alien source code printout (used) 1
all-purpose cleaner 76
all-purpose flower 1
all-year sucker 1
almost-dead walkie-talkie 1
alpha-mail pants 1
alphabet gum 2
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 7
Amanitee 1
amber aviator shades 1
Ambitious Turkey 1
ammonite candy mold 1
ammonite fossil 1
Amnesiac Ale 1
amok pudding 2
amok putter 1
amphibious tophat 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 75
Amulet of Yendor 1
ancient calendar 1
ancient calendar fragment 1
ancient cursed foot locker 1
ancient frozen dinner 9
ancient hot dog wrapper 1
ancient ice cream scoop 8
ancient Magi-Wipes 251
ancient medicinal herbs 1
ancient pills 1
ancient poisoned dart 40
Ancient Protector Soda 1
ancient protein powder 84
Ancient Saucehelm 2
ancient spice 1
ancient stone fist 32
ancient stone head 13
ancient turtle shell 1
ancient turtle shell helmet 1
ancient turtle shell powder 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 7
ancient vinyl coin purse 90
anemone nematocyst 1
anemone sauce 1
angel-food cake 1
Angelhair Culottes 1
Angry Farmer candy 3,736
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 1
angry inch 1
angst burger 1
animal part cracker 1
anise-flavored venom 1
Ankh of Badahnkadh 1
ankleweights 1
anniversary balloon 2
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy 1
anniversary pewter cape 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
annoying pitchfork 6
ant agonist 58
ant antidepressant 1
ant hoe 3
ant pick 4
ant pitchfork 3
ant rake 4
ant sickle 3
anti-anti-antidote 1
anticheese 56
antimatter wad 1
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 1
antique accordion 3
antique beer 1
antique bottle of cough syrup 2
antique bottle opener 2
antique Canadian lantern 1
antique greaves 14
antique hand mirror 6
antique helmet 15
antique machete 3
antique packet of ketchup 11
antique painting of a landscape 2
antique pair of blue jeans 2
antique record album 3
antique shield 13
antique souvenir drawing 4
antique spear 13
antique spyglass 1
apathetic lizardman doll 1
aquamariner's necklace 1
aquamariner's ring 1
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 1
Argarggagarg's fang 1
arm buzzer 1
armgun 83
armored prawn 1
around the world 5
arrowgram 1
arrrgyle socks 1
Arrrmetia trading card 1
arse-a'fire elixir 1
artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice 1
artisanal limoncello 9
Artist's Butterknife of Regret 1
Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness 1
Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury 1
Artist's Spatula of Despair 1
Artist's Whisk of Misery 1
asbestos apron 25
asbestos crossbow 8
asbestos crossbow string 1
asbestos helmet turtle 1
asbestos meat stack 1
asbestos ore 39
asbestos staff 3
asbestos stick 1
asbestos sword 2
asbestos sword hilt 1
asbestos thermos 1
ASCII fu manchu 1
ASCII shirt 2
ash soda 1
Asleep in the Cemetery 1
asparagus knife 36
asparagus lo mein 1
asparagus stir-fry 1
aspirin 11
assassin's cheese knife 1
asshat 1
astral badger 1
astral mushroom 1
astronaut ice-cream 1
astronaut pants 1
Atomic Comic 2
Atomic Pop 1
atomic vector plotter 1
attention spanner 1
attorney's badge 4
augmented-reality shades 1
Aura Libre 1
autocalliope 1
automatic catapult 1
auxiliary backbone 1
awful poetry journal 3,004
Ax of L'rose 1
Aye Aye 1
Aye Aye, Captain 1
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth 1
bätzle 1
baby cuddlefish 1
baby killer bee 3
baby oil shooter 1
babycakes 1
backwoods banjo 1
backwoods screwdriver 24
BACON 1
bacon bath ball 4
baconstone 31
baconstone bracelet 1
baconstone earring 2
baconstone pendant 5
baconstone ring 2
bad penguin egg 1
badass belt 72
badass pie 1
badge of authority 5
badger badge 1
bag of airline peanuts 1
bag of bones 1
bag of Cheat-Os 11
bag of foreign bribes 1
bag of GORF 17
bag of GORP 141
bag of grain 1
bag of gross foreign snacks 1
bag of lard 1
bag of many confections 1
bag of park garbage 1
bag of pygmy blood 14
bag of QWOP 1
bag of random words 1
bag of sausage links 1
bag of unfinished business 1
bag of W&Ws 1
baggie of powdered sugar 2
baggie of regular-sized tardigrades 1
Baja sopapilla 1
baked stuffing 1
bakelite-covered bacon 1
Bal-musette accordion 1
balaclava 1
balaclava baklava 1
balanced antler 1
ball 37
ball-in-a-cup 1
balloon helmet 1
balloon monkey 2
balloon shield 1
balloon sword 2
ballpark hot daub 1
ballroom blintz 106
baloney rotgut 1
balsa plank 1
bamboo bokuto 3
banana 2
banana cream pie 3
banana daiquiri 1
banana milkshake 1
banana peel 45
banana smoothie 2
banana spritzer 1
banana supersucker 1
bananagate 2
bananarama bangle 1
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 1
Bangyomaman battle juice 1
banjo kazoo mount 1
banjo strings 1
baobab sap 1
bar skin 60
bar whip 1
barbed-wire fence 19
bargain flash powder 1
baritone accordion 1
bark beret 2
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
bark rootbeer 2
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 3
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 2
barrel beryl 1
barrel beryl choker 1
barrel beryl nose ring 1
barrel beryl ring 1
barrel cracker 1
barrel gun 1
barrel pickle 1
barrel-aged martini 2
barrelhead 1
barrrnacle 27
barskin buckler 1
barskin cloak 1
barskin hat 1
barskin loincloth 1
barskin tent 1
bartender skull 1
bartender-in-the-box 1
bartender-skull-in-the-box 1
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 1
Barulio's bottle 1
baseball 37
Bash-Ōs boxtop 1
Bash-Ōs cereal 1
basic martini 1
basic meat crossbow 1
basic meat fez 1
basic meat foon 1
basic meat helmet 1
basic meat kilt 1
basic meat pants 1
basic meat skirt 1
basic meat spork 1
basic meat staff 1
basic meat sword 1
bastard baster 1
Bastille Battalion cheese wheel 1
Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher 1
Bastille Battalion tattoo kit 1
bat guano 13
bat haggis 1
bat hat 1
bat whip 1
bat wing 87
bat wing kabob 1
bat wing stir-fry 1
bat-ass leather jacket 1
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
batarang 1
batblade 42
batgut 70
bath ball gift set 2
batskin belt 6
battered Crimbo Crate 5
battered hubcap 1
battery-powered drill 1
Battlie Light Saver 14
bazooka cozy 1
bazookafish bubble gum 3
beach ball marble 1
beach glass bead 2
beach glass necklace 1
bean burrito 1
beanbag chair 1
bear claw 1
beard incense 1
beastly paste 1
beaten-up Chucks 7
beaver punch (cherry) 1
beaver punch (papaya) 1
beaver punch (peach) 1
beaver spear 1
beavermouth 1
bed of coals 1
Beefy Crunch Pastaco 1
beefy fish meat 1
beefy pill 1
beer basted brat 1
beer bomb 567
beer bong 192
beer cartilage 1
beer goggles 1
beer helmet 292
beer lens 18
beer-a-pult 1
beer-battered accordion 1
beer-scented teddy bear 2
beer-soaked mop 2
beertini 10
beery blood 1
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 2
beggin' cologne 1
begpwnia 1
beholed bedsheet 1
beige clambroth marble 1
Beignet Milgranet 1
bejeweled accordion strap 1
bejeweled cufflinks 1
bejeweled pledge pin 315
belemnite candy mold 1
belemnite fossil 2
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 11
bellhop bell 1
bellhop's hat 1
Ben-Gal™ Balm 2
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 1
bent scrap metal 1
berries of suffering 1
berry-infused sake 1
Better Than Cuddling Cake 1
Bettie page 1
bezoar ring 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 5
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 3
BGE merchandise order form 28
BGE pocket calendar 7
BGE shotglass 12
BGE temporary tattoo 5
BGE tiny plastic toy 5
bi-lateral logic compressor 1
Bicycle 1
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 1
big bad voodoo mask 6
big bass drum 5
big boom 5
big bundle of chamoix 1
Big Candy's tophat 1
big dribbly candle 1
big glob of skin 2
Big Punk 2
big red button 1
big red clown nose 14
big rock 2
big slimy cyst 1
big stick 1
big stirring stick 1
bigger stick 1
bilge wine 60
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
bindlestocking 2
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 3
birdbone corset 1
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 1
bishop cookie 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 2
Bit O' Quail Spleen 1
bit of clingfilm 17
bit-o-cactus 83
bite-me-red lipstick 1
bitter pill 1
BitterSweetTarts 3
BittyCar HotCar 1
BittyCar MeatCar 1
BittyCar SoulCar 1
Bjorn's Hammer 2
black & tan 2
black and white cracker 1
Black Angus blackburger 1
black belt 1
black blade 2
Black Body™ spray 1
black brandy 1
black BRICKO brick 1
black candy heart 1
black candygram 1
black cherry soda 1
black cloak 4
black cowboy hat 1
black Crimbo ball 1
black eye shadow 6
black eyedrops 1
black facepaint 1
black forest cake 3
black forest ham 4
black friar's tonsure 1
black gallstone 1
black gold 5
black greaves 32
black helmet 20
Black Hole 1
black kettle drum 25
black label 8
black lotus 1
black magic powder 1
black mana 1
Black No. 2 60
black paisley oyster egg 50
black pension check 53
black pepper 20
black picnic basket 27
black pixel 7,141
black plastic oyster egg 2
black polka-dot oyster egg 88
black pudding 6
black sheepskin diploma 1
black shield 22
black snake skin 33
black snowcone 1
black spot 4
black striped oyster egg 6
black sword 33
black tear 1
black velvet box 4
black-and-blue light 9
blackberry 116
blackberry combat boots 2
blackberry galoshes 1
blackberry moccasins 1
blackberry polite 1
blackberry slippers 1
Blackfly Chardonnay 3
blammer 3
blank diary 1
blank fudge mold 1
blank note 1
blank prescription sheet 1
Blatantly Canadian 2
blended frozen swill 1
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 1
blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail 1
blind-packed capsule toy 1
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 1
Bling of the New Wave 1
Blizzards I Have Died In 1
blob of acid 1
blob of Alphredo™ 9
blob of wood glue 1
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 6
Blood 'n' Plenty 1
blood and blood 1
blood flower 21
Blood Light 1
blood of the Wereseal 1
blood roll-up 1
blood sausage 1
blood-faced volleyball 1
blood-red mushroom wine 1
blood-soaked sponge cake 1
bloodied surgical dungarees 5
bloodstain stick 1
bloodstick 1
bloody beer 6
bloody clown pants 11
bloody mary 6
Bloody Nora 1
blowdart 7
blue canary nightlight 1
blue class ring 1
Blue Diamond of Honesty 24
blue grass 1
blue lava globs 1
blue mana 1
blue oyster badge 1
blue paisley oyster egg 1
blue pixel 5,039
blue pixel potion 7
blue plasma ball 10
blue plastic oyster egg 82
blue polka-dot oyster egg 1
blue potion 1
blue pumps 1
blue raspberry troll doll 1
blue shell 1
blue snowcone 1
blue striped oyster egg 80
blue suede shoes 1
blue tulip 1
blue velvet cake 2
blue-frosted astral cupcake 2
blundarrrbus 1
blunt cat claw 1
blunt icepick 1
Bluzzard 1
bobble-hip hula elf doll 1
bobcat grenade 2
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
Bohemian rhapsody 1
boilermaker 1
boilgun 1
boiling broth 1
boiling seal blood 1
Boletus Broletus mushroom 1
bone abacus 8
bone and arrows 1
bone aperitif 1
bone bandoneon 1
bone bons 1
bone chips 21
bone collar 1
bone crusher 1
bone flute 42
bone meal 1
bone rattle 1
bone spurs 1
Bone's Farm "wine" 1
boneana hammock 1
bonedanna 1
bonerang 1
Bonerdagon necklace 1
Bonestabber 1
boning knife 1
bonsai tree 1
booby trap 1
book of matches 21
Book of Old-Timey Carols 1
boot flask 1
boot knife 1
BOOterfinger 4
BOOtonniere 1
booty chest charrrm 23
booty chest charrrm bracelet 1
booze-soaked cherry 1
boozebomb 1
Boozehounds Anonymous token 1
Bordeaux Marteaux 1
borg sock monkey 1
boring spaghetti 1
Boris's Helm 1
Boris's key lime 1
Boris's key lime pie 1
Boris's ring 5
borrowed time 32
Boss Bat bling 5
Boss Bat britches 4
Boss Drops 1
bottle of alcohol 102
bottle of Amontillado 1
bottle of anís 1
bottle of antifreeze 18
bottle of black cat tonic 1
bottle of Blank-Out 5
bottle of bubbles 28
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 9
bottle of clam juice 1
bottle of Cochon Noir 1
bottle of cooking sherry 17
bottle of Crème de Fugu 1
bottle of dark rhum 1
bottle of Definit 4
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 18
bottle of drinkin' gas 1
bottle of Evermore 1
bottle of extra-dark rhum 1
bottle of extra-strength melodramamine 1
bottle of fire 29
bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA 1
bottle of fruity "wine" 1
bottle of gin 230
bottle of goofballs 30
bottle of Greedy Dog 1
bottle of gregnadigne 1
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 5
bottle of Lambada Lambic 1
bottle of laundry sherry 1
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 9
bottle of lighter fluid 1
bottle of limeade 1
bottle of melodramamine 1
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 175
bottle of moontan lotion 1
bottle of Mystic Shell 1
bottle of norwhiskey 1
bottle of novelty hot sauce 1
bottle of Old Pugilist 1
bottle of Ooze-O 1
bottle of peppermint schnapps 1
bottle of perfume 6
bottle of Pete's Sake 1
bottle of Pinot Renoir 4
bottle of pirate juice 3
bottle of popskull 15
bottle of Professor Beer 1
bottle of Race Car Red 1
bottle of Rapier Witbier 1
bottle of realpagne 1
bottle of Red-Out 1
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 2
bottle of rum 1,083
bottle of sake 1
bottle of Sanguiovese 1
bottle of sea wine 1
bottle of sewage schnapps 1
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 1
bottle of tequila 164
bottle of ultravitamins 3
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 8
bottle of vodka 156
bottle of whiskey 1,120
bottle of wine 1
bottle opener belt buckle 187
bottlecap turtle 1
bottled inspiration 1
bottled swamp gas 1
bottoms of the barrel 1
boulder 21
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bounty-hunting pants 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 1
bow 1
bow staff 1
bowl of Bounty-Os 1
bowl of cottage cheese 157
bowl of eyeballs 1
bowl of fishysoisse 1
bowl of Jeal-O 1
bowl of lucky charms 3
bowl of maggots 1
bowl of marinade 1
bowl of mernudo 1
bowl of mummy guts 1
bowl of rye sprouts 1
Bowl of Scorpions 1
bowlegged pants 1
bowler 1
Bowlet 1
bowling ball 7
box 116
box of Dweebs 1
box of Familiar Jacks 10
box of hammers 1
box of hickory chips 1
box of Pokëmann band-aids 1
box of sunshine 8
box turtle 1
box-in-the-box 1
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 3
boxed champagne 9
boxed wine 161
Boxing Day Pass 1
boxing glove 1
boxing glove on a spring 1
Brain Food Pastaco 1
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 351
brains casserole 1
BRAINS shorts 1
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 1
brainy skull 1
Bram's choker 1
brand new key 1
brass abacus 1
brass bung spigot 1
brass crank handle 1
brass dorsal fin 1
brass gear 4,752
brass stinger 1
brass turkey knuckles 1
bread basket 1
bread line 4
bread man 7
bread mold 1
bread pie 1
bread roll 1
breadchucks 4
breaded beer 1
breadwand 1
Breakfast Blast wine cooler 2
breakfast mess 1
breakfast miracle 1
breath mint 1
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 1
brick 1
brick of sand 1
BRICKO airship 1
BRICKO bat 1,000
BRICKO brick 1,000
BRICKO bulwark 302
BRICKO cathedral 1
BRICKO elephant 1
BRICKO eye brick 1,000
BRICKO gargantuchicken 1
BRICKO hat 1,000
BRICKO octopus 1
BRICKO ooze 1,000
BRICKO oyster 1,000
BRICKO pants 1,000
BRICKO pearl 175
BRICKO pyramid 198
BRICKO python 1
BRICKO reactor 1
BRICKO stud 1,000
BRICKO sword 1,000
BRICKO trunk 1
BRICKO turtle 289
BRICKO vacuum cleaner 1
briefcase 104
brigand brittle 1
Bright Water 1
brilliant oyster egg 1
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 1
brine 1
briny vinegar 1
brittle plastic handle 1
broberry brogurt 1
brocolate brogurt 1
broken beer bottle 1
broken BRICKO brick 1
broken carburetor 2
broken cellular phone 1
broken clock 4
broken glass grenade 1
broken high-temperature mining drill 2
broken skull 35
broken sword 3
broken warbear gyrocopter 1
bronze breastplate 5
bronze handcuffs 1
bronze polish 1
bronzed locust 74
BROS Energy Drink 1
brown crock marble 1
brown felt tophat 1,509
brown paper bag mask 1
brown paper pants 1
brown pixel 1
brown sugar cane 6
browser cookie 1
Bruno's blessing of Mars 1
buñuelos Jaliscos 1
bubble bauble bow 1
BUBBLE GUM 1
bubble-wrap simulator 1
bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) 1
bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) 1
bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) 1
bubblegum heart 1
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 2
bubblewrap crossbow 1
bubblewrap ore 1
bubblewrap staff 1
bubblewrap sword 1
bubblin' chemistry solution 1
bubblin' crude 308
bubbling tempura batter 1
bubbly potion 5
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of fish juice 1
bucket of honey 1
bucket of wine 6
buckler buckle 1
buckyball 26
buffalo blade 1
buffed alien drugs 1
bug paste 1
bugbear beanie 14
bugbear bungguard 12
bugbear purification pill 1
Bugbearclaw Donut 1
bugged bön±Ã©t 1
bugged balaclava 1
bugged beanie 1
Bulky Buddy Box 7
bull blubber 1
bullet-proof corduroys 48
bum cheek 8
bumblebee marble 1
bunch of bananas 1
bunch of square grapes 5
bundle of "fragrant" herbs 1
bungle in the jungle 1
buoybottoms 7
burglar/sleep mask 1
burning newspaper 1
burnt flower 1
burnt stick 1
burst hellseal brain 8
Burt's blessing of Bacchus 1
bus pass 7
Bustle Hustler 1
butterfly knife 1
Buttery Boy 1
Buttery Knob 1
button rouge 1
buzzard feather 1
buzzing mushroom wine 1
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 2
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. chum 1
C.H.U.M. knife 1
C.H.U.M. lantern 1
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 4
cabooze 1
cactus fruit 59
cactus monocle 1
caipifruta 1
Caipiranha 1
calavera concertina 1
calle de miel 2
calle de miel with a fly in it 1
Camp Scout backpack 1
Camp Scout pup tent 1
can cannon 1
can of Adultwitch™ 1
can of Binarrrca 17
can of black paint 2
can of Brütalbräu 1
can of cherry-flavored sterno 1
can of CRIMBCOLA 4
can of depilatory cream 3
can of drain cleaner 1
can of Drooling Monk 1
can of fake snow 3
can of franks 'n' beans 1
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 7
can of Impetuous Scofflaw 1
can of maces 2
can of Minions-Be-Gone 1
can of Red Minotaur 3
can of sardines 1
Can of Spaghetto 1
can of spinach 17
can of starch 1
can of sterno 9
can of Swiller 1
can of the cheapest beer 1
can opener 1
Can-Can skirt 1
can-can-in-a-can 1
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 30
can-you-dig-it? 1
Candicaine 1
candied almond 1
candied bolts 8
candied kobold 2
candied nuts 2
candied pecan 1
candied sweet potatoes 1
candied yam pinky ring 1
candied yams 36
Candy Alexander 1
candy brain 5
candy cane 91
candy cane candygram 1
candy carrot 1
candy carrot cake 1
candy chalk 1
candy cigarette 1
candy crayons 1
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curmudgel 16
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dollhive 121
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dry noodles 982
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dusty bottle of Muscat 204
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 468
dusty bottle of Port 253
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 395
dusty Crimbo crate 44
dusty eighth caudal vertebra 116
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dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra 198
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dusty left fourth rear claw 136
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dusty left humerus 133
dusty left kneecap 68
dusty left ninth rib 257
dusty left radius 170
dusty left scapula 108
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dusty left sixth rib 201
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dusty left third front claw 147
dusty left third rear claw 153
dusty left third rib 242
dusty left thumb 141
dusty left tibia 128
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dusty left ulna 203
dusty ninth caudal vertebra 226
dusty ninth thoracic vertebra 152
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dusty right second front claw 303
dusty right second rear claw 301
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dusty right third front claw 264
dusty right third rear claw 182
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dusty seventh lumbar vertebra 319
dusty seventh thoracic vertebra 228
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dusty sixth lumbar vertebra 275
dusty sixth thoracic vertebra 243
dusty tenth caudal vertebra 294
dusty tenth thoracic vertebra 359
dusty third caudal vertebra 156
dusty third cervical vertebra 120
dusty third lumbar vertebra 187
dusty third thoracic vertebra 261
dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra 194
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Dyspepsi-Cola 1,868
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations 41
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Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack 98
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Earth and Firewater 1
Earth, Wind and Firewater 1
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eggnog 25
eggwater 4
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eighth plague 1
El Sombrero De Lopez 6
El Vibrato power sphere 79
El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 1
Elder Turtle Shell 3
elderly jawbreaker 1
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eldritch dough 1
eldritch effluvium 6
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elemental paste 1
elemental sugarcube 1
elephant stinger 1
eleven-foot pole 1
elf army field rations 1
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elf ploughshare 1
Elfin shortbread 1
Elizabeth's paintbrush 1
Ellsbury's skull 1
Elmley shades 19
Elron's Explosive Etude 1
elven cellocello 21
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Imp Ale 195
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Instant Karma 23
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line 18
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Louder Than Bomb 1
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 1
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LOV Elixir #6 1
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lowercase N 71
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lynyrd skin 1
lynyrd skinner toothblack 1
lynyrd snare 23
lynyrdskin breeches 1
lynyrdskin cap 1
lynyrdskin tunic 1
M-242 1
macaroni duck 1
Mace of the Tortoise 1
machetito 1
macroplane grater 1
mad scientist's sock monkey 3
Mad Train wine 18
madius 1
Mae West 1
Mae West with a fly in it 1
mafia aria 1
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MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 1
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Maxwell's Silver Hammer 9
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Mayo de Mayo™ mayo 5
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McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade 2
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Miserable Pie 1
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Misty Cape 6
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Moonds 5
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Morlock's Mark Bourbon 1
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Mornington crescent roll 5
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nachos of the night 1
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nailswurst 2
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nasty-smelling moss 1
nastygeist 8
natto marble soda 50
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natty blue ascot 5
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ND 1
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negotiatin' hammer 1
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New Age hurting crystal 1
New Cloaca-Cola 1
New Zealand iced tea 1
Newark 1
Newbiesport™ tent 5
Newman's Own Trousers 1
NG 20
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 1
nicksilver spurs 1
night-vision goggles 2
Nightmare Fuel 1
Nightstalker perfume 1
ninja carabiner 1
ninja crampons 1
ninja eyeblack 1
ninja fear powder 1
ninja hot pants 216
ninja mop 99
ninja pirate zombie robot 1
ninja pirate zombie robot head 1
ninja rope 1
No Hats as Art 1
Nog-on-the-Cob 1
noir fedora 1
non-aged vinegar 1
non-Euclidean angle 1
non-Euclidean non-accordion 1
non-stick pugil stick 1
Northern pemmican 1
Nose Ring of Putrescence 1
nosy nose ringy ring 1
not-a-pipe 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 4
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 6
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 6
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 3
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 3
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 3
nothing-in-the-box 2
nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
nothingtini 1
noticeable pumps 1
novelty fruit hat 1
novelty tattoo sleeves 1
Now and Earlier 1
noxious gas grenade 2
NPZR chemistry set 1
Nuclear Blastball 1
nugget of Crimbonium 1
nugget of nicksilver 1
nugget of quicksilver 1
nugget of sicksilver 1
nugget of slicksilver 1
nugget of sodium 1
nugget of thicksilver 1
nugget of ticksilver 1
nugget of wicksilver 1
nurse's hat 2
nut-shaped Crimbo cookie 6
nutcracking pliers 1
nutty organic salad 1
O 1
O'RLY manual 76
obnoxious riddle 2
obsidian dagger 38
obsidian nutcracker 1
ocarina of space 48
occult jelly donut 1
ocean motion 1
octolus oculus 1
octopus's spade 1
odor extractor 1
off-white paisley oyster egg 2
off-white plastic oyster egg 16
off-white polka-dot oyster egg 2
off-white striped oyster egg 2
office-supply crossbow 1
Ogres and Oubliettes™ module 1
Oh, the Humanitini 1
oil cap 1
oil lamp 1
oil of expertise 1
oil of oiliness 1
Oil of Parrrlay 37
oil of slipperiness 1
oil of stability 1
oil pan 1
oil shell 1
oil slacks 1
oil-filled donut 1
oily boid 1
oily golden mushroom 1
oily mushroom wine 1
oily paste 1
ointment of the occult 1
ojo de pez burrito 1
Okee-Dokee soda 1
Ol' Scratch's salad fork 1
old bronzer 6
old candy wrapper 1
old chum 1
old coin purse 70
old eyebrow pencil 6
old leather wallet 77
old love note 2
old rosewater cream 6
old school beer pull tab 2
old school calculator watch 1
old school Mafia knicke½æ 1
old sweatpants 14
old-fashioned 1
oldcake 2
olive 160
olive lo mein 1
olive stir-fry 1
Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom 1
one glove 1
one piece of bubble gum 1
one pill 12
one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill 1
one-winged stab bat 1
onion shurikens 1
oozenog 5
open sauce 117
opera mask 2
Operation Patriot Shield 1
opium grenade 1
Oppossum 1
orange 243
orange and black Crimboween candy 1
orange boxing gloves 1
orange candy heart 1
orange candygram 1
orange glowstick 2
orange leather lanyard 1
orange peel hat 2
orange popsicle 1
orange snowcone 2
Orange Star of Sacrifice 1
orange-frosted astral cupcake 2
Orangemageddon wine cooler 1
orc paste 1
orc wrist 10
Orcish baseball cap 12
Orcish cargo shorts 13
Orcish frat-paddle 4
orcish hand lotion 27
Orcish meat locker 1
orcish nailing lube 30
orcish rubber 27
orcish stud-finder 9
Oreille Divisée brandy 1
organic potpourri 1
original G 232
oriole-feather headdress 13
ornate ancient cursed chest 1
ornate ancient cursed key 1
ornate picture frame 3
Osk'r Chow 1
Othello's dagger 1
Othello's handkerchief 1
Othello's military jacket 1
Ouija Board, Ouija Board 1
out-of-tune biwa 1
Outer Wolf™ cologne 1
outlaw bandana 3
outrageous sombrero 1
oven mitts 1
overclocked avian microprocessor 1
overcookie 1
overflowing gift basket 1
overloaded micro-reactor 1
overpowering mushroom wine 1
overpriced "imported" beer 1
oversized fish scaler 8
oversized ice molecule 1
oversized pipe 20
oversized pizza cutter 72
oversized skullcap 1
oversized snowflake 4
ovoid leather thing 3
oyster basket 1
oyster sauce 1
P.B.L.T. 1
pacification grenade 1
Pack of Alice's Army Cards 50
pack of chewing gum 3
pack of KWE trading card 18
pack of pogs 40
packet of beer nuts 1
packet of orchid seeds 1
packet of tofurkey gravy 1
padded tortoise 1
PADL Phone 786
page of the Necrohobocon 1
pail 149
Pain Dip 1
painful penne pasta 1
Paint A Vulgar Pitcher 1
paint bomb 1
paint palette 1
painted shield 1
painted turtle 1
painting of a glass of wine 4
pair of bolt cutters 2
pair of candy glasses 1
pair of government shades 1
pair of pearidot earrings 1
pair of ragged claws 1
pair of scissors 1
pair of twitching claws 1
paisley spore pod 1
palm frond 44
palm-frond capris 2
palm-frond cloak 2
palm-frond fan 1
palm-frond net 2
palm-frond toupee 1
palm-frond whip 2
panhandle panhandling hat 1
pants kit 1
pants of the Slug Lord 1
panty raider camouflage 3
papaya 42
papaya sling 10
papaya slung 7
papaya taco 1
paper-plate-mail pants 1
paperclip 8
paperclip cape 1
paperclip pants 1
paperclip sproinger 1
paperclip turban 1
paperclip-on tie 1
papier-mâché base 1
papier-mâché bowl 1
papier-mâché glob 1
papier-mâché handle 1
papier-mâché plaque 1
papier-mâché toothpicks 1
papier-mâché trophy piñata 1
papier-mâchéte 1
papier-mâchaeranthera 1
papier-mâchine gun 1
papier-mâchuridars 1
papier-masque 1
papier-mitre 1
papier-mochi 1
papotion of papower 1
Para-Pop 1
paranormal ricotta 1
parasitic claw 1
parasitic headgnawer 1
parasitic strangleworm 1
parasitic tentacles 1
parisian cathouse 1
party balloon 1
party beer bomb 1
party hat 3
party mouse hat 1
party platter for one 1
Party-in-a-Can™ 1
passable elf mask 2
pasta spoon 16
Pasta Spoon of Peril 1
Pastaco shell 1
pat of butter 1
pat-a-cake pendant 1
patch of extra-warm fur 1
patchouli incense stick 5
patchouli oil bomb 18
patent aggression tonic 1
patent alacrity tonic 1
patent antipsychotics 1
patent avarice tonic 1
patent invisibility tonic 1
patent leather shoes 1
patent preventative tonic 1
patent sallowness tonic 1
pawn cookie 1
PB&J with the crusts cut off 1
peace accordion 1
peace-sign necklace 1
peach 1
peach lozenge 1
peach pie 2
Peaclock 1
peanut brittle shield 1
peanut sauce 1
pear 1
pear lozenge 1
pear supersucker 1
pear tart 1
pearidot 11
pearl diver's necklace 1
pearl diver's ring 1
pebblebräu 1
pec oil 93
pecan pie 1
PEEZ dispenser 1
pencil kunai 1
pencil stub 4
Pendant of Fire 1
Pendant of Gargalesis 1
penguin focaccia bread 11
penguin paste 1
penguin shorts 1
penguin skin 1
penguin skin buckler 1
penguin thesaurus 1
penguin whip 1
penguin-smacking club 1
penguinskin mini-kilt 1
penguinskin mini-skirt 1
pentacorn hat 1
pentagram bandana 1
pentatonic accordion 1
Penultimate Fantasy chest 1
peppermint crook 1
peppermint eel sauce 1
peppermint parasol 1
peppermint patty 1
peppermint rhino baby 1
peppermint sprout 1
peppermint tailings 1
peppermint twist 1
perfect cosmopolitan 1
perfect dark and stormy 1
perfect ice cube 1
perfect mimosa 1
perfect negroni 1
perfect old-fashioned 1
perfect paloma 1
perforated battle paddle 301
perfume of prejudice 1
perfume-soaked bandana 1
perl necklace 2
perpendicular guano 1
perpendicular hula 1
perpendicular hula with a fly in it 1
personal graffiti kit 1
personal massager 1
personalizable gingerbread cookie 1
personalized birthday cake 2
personalized coffee mug 4
pestoblade 1
pestopiary 1
pet anemone 1
pet bad vibe 1
pet rock 161
pet rock "Groucho" disguise 2
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 1
Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog 1
petit 4.1 1
petit fortran 4
petrified noodles 1
petrified time 2
petrified wood 3
pewter candlestick 1
pewter claymore 4
pewter shavings 1
ph balancer 1
phat turquoise bead 4
phat turquoise bracelet 1
phial of coldness 1
phial of hotness 1
phial of sleaziness 1
phial of spookiness 1
phial of stench 1
Phil Collins 1
philosopher's scone 4
philter of phorce 1
phish stick 3
Phlegethon 1
phonics down 283
photoprotoneutron torpedo 138
physiostim pill 10
Pick-O-Matic lockpicks 1
pickelhaube 1
pickle-flavored chewing gum 3
pickled egg 1
pickled grasshopper 1
pickpocket protector 1
picture of a dead guy's girlfriend 2
Piddles 2
pie crust 95
pie man was not meant to eat 1
piece of after eight 2
piece of coral 1
piece of driftwood 1
piece of wedding cake 1
piercing post 1
pig-iron shinguards 1
pigeon egg 1
piggy tattoo 1
pile of candy 6
pile of dirt 1
pile of dungeon junk 1
pile of dusty animal bones 149
pile of gold coins 1
pile of jumping beans 3
pill cup 22
pillow shell 1
Pillowbug 1
pimpin' meat hat 1
Pimpsqueak 1
pin-stripe slacks 1
pine tar 1
Pine-Fresh air freshener 4
pineapple slab 1
pink candy heart 2
pink candygram 1
pink clay bead 34
pink glowstick 1
Pink Heart of Spirit 1
pink pinkslip slip 1
pink plastic baby 1
pink pony 23
pink slime 1
pink-belly slapper 1
pink-frosted astral cupcake 6
pipe wrench 3
piping organ pie 1
piracetam 1
piranha pollen 1
pirate brochure 1
pirate cream pie 1
pirate fledges 1
pirate pamphlet 1
pirate paste 1
pirate pelvis 3
pirate shaving cream 1
pirate shirt 1
pirate skull 1
pirate tract 1
pirate zombie head 1
pirate zombie robot head 1
PirateRealm guest pass 1
piscatini 1
pitchfork 2
pitted sheet metal 1
pixel banana 1
pixel beer 1
pixel boomerang 1
pixel coin 1
pixel cross 1
pixel daiquiri 1
pixel energy tank 1
pixel grappling hook 1
pixel hat 1
pixel holy water 1
pixel lemon 1
pixel orb 1
pixel pants 1
pixel pill 1
pixel power cell 1
pixel shield 1
pixel star 1
pixel stopwatch 1
pixel sword 1
pixel whip 1
pixellated candy heart 2
pixellated moneybag 1
pixie axie 1
Plague of Locusts 1
plague pie 1
plaid bandage 1
plaid cowboy hat 1
plaid pocket square 1
plaid skirt 1
plaid swatch 1
plain bagel 1
plain old beer 1
plain paper hat 1
plain pizza 1
plain snowcone 1
plastic bazooka 1
plastic bib 1
plastic Crimbo reindeer 1
plastic cup of beer 1
plastic cup of flat beer 1
plastic doll arms 1
plastic doll legs 1
plastic guitar 26
plastic ingot 1
plastic Jefferson wings 1
plastic nightmare troll 1
plastic nunchaku 1
plastic passion fruit 1
plastic piranha pot 1
plastic pirate hat 1
plastic spider ring 1
plate of Frigid Northern Beans 1
plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans 1
plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans 1
plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas 1
plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans 1
plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans 2
plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans 1
plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans 1
plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad 1
plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas 1
PlexiPips 1
plot hole 178
plum 1
plum lozenge 1
plum wine 1
plumber's lunch 1
plump juicy grub 1
plunge-leg 1
plus one 1
plush alielf 1
plush alien hamsterpus 1
plush dogcat 1
plush ferrelf 1
plush hamsterpus 1
plush mutated alielephant 1
plush mutated alielf 1
Pneumo bar 1
pocket ace 2
pocket lint (blue) 1
pocket lint (green) 1
pocket lint (orange) 1
pocket lint (white) 1
pocket maze 1
Pocket Professor memory chip 1
pocket theremin 3
pocket wish 1
pocketwatch on a chain 6
pog #01 (spider) 1
pog #02 (Knob goblin) 1
pog #03 (warwelf) 1
pog #04 (skleleton) 1
pog #05 (ninja snowman) 1
pog #06 (filthy hippy) 1
pog #07 (orcish frat boy) 1
pog #08 (hellion) 1
pog #09 (pirate) 1
pog #10 (hobo) 1
pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) 1
pointed stick 22
pointy mushroom 1
pointy mushroom wine 1
pointy red hat 1
Poison Oak trading card 1
poison pen 2
poisonous caviar 1
Poké-Gro fertilizer 1
Pokëmann band-aid 1
Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip 1
Pokëmann figurine: Duck 1
Pokëmann figurine: Frank 1
Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump 1
Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking 1
Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan 1
Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap 1
Pokëmann figurine: Moog 1
Pokëmann figurine: Nothing 1
Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu 1
Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth 1
Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf 1
Pokëmann figurine: Twitter 1
Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite 1
Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth 1
poker face paint 1
Polka Pop 1
polka-dot bow tie 1
polo trophy 1
poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 1
polyalloy shield 4
polyeaster egg 1
Polysniff Perfume 23
pompadour'd puppy 1
ponytail clip 1
poodle skirt 1
pool cue 38
pool of liquid metal 5
pool torpedo 1
Pop Art: a Guide 1
popcorn 1
poppy 1
popsicle stick 1
popular tart 1
porcelain candy dish 1
Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans 1
pork elf goodies sack 15
porkpocket 1
porquoise 57
porquoise bracelet 2
porquoise eyebrow ring 2
porquoise necklace 3
porquoise ring 2
portable cassette player 1
portable corkscrew 2
portable dam 1
portable motorcycle 1
portable Othello set 1
portable photocopier 13
portable Spacegate 1
portable table 3
portable wall 1
possessed sugar cube 1
possessed tomato 1
possessed top 30
possibility potion 2
post-holiday sale coupon 1
potato masher 1
potato pistol 1
potato sprout 2
potent potion of potency 2
potion of animal rage 1
Potion of Heroism 1
potion of potency 1
potion of punctual companionship 10
potion of spiritual gunkifying 1
potion of temporary gr8ness 1
potion of the captain's hammer 1
potion of the field gar 1
potion of the litterbox 1
potion of X-ray vision 1
potted cactus 1
potted fern 1
pottery club 1
pottery hat 1
pottery shield 1
pottery training pants 1
pottery yo-yo 1
poultrygeist 1
poutine 4
poutine pole 1
powdered candy sushi set 4
powdered dice 1
powdered donut 1
powdered gold 1
powdered madness 1
powdered organs 16
powdered oxygen 1
powdered powdered sugar 7
powdered wig 1
power pill 1
power sock 1
Power-Guy 2000 holo-record 1
pr0n cocktail 74
pr0n legs 86
pr0n m4nic0tti 1
pr0n stir-fry 1
pr0n taco 1
precious piercing post 1
pregnant gloomy black mushroom 1
pregnant mushroom 1
pregnant oily golden mushroom 1
prehistoric spear 1
Prelude of Precision 1
premium malt liquor 1
prescription noodles 1
prescription teeth whitener 1
press-on ribs 1
pressurized potion of perception 1
pressurized potion of perspicacity 1
pressurized potion of possessiveness 1
pressurized potion of proficiency 1
pressurized potion of puissance 1
pressurized potion of pulchritude 1
pretty bouquet 1
pretty flower 1
pretty pink bow 1
Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit 1
priceless diamond 1
primitive alien booze 1
primitive alien mask 1
primitive alien medicine 1
primitive alien salad 1
primitive candy cane 4
Princess Rutabaga trading card 2
print screen button 1
prismatic wad 2
pristine fish scale 1
pristine piranha seed 1
pristine walrus tusk 1
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 1
probability potion 57
procrastination potion 70
Professor What T-Shirt 1
programmable turtle 1
projectile icemaker 1
prosthetic forehead 3
protection stick 1
protein paste 4
prototype stimulant 1
Prunets 1
prussian cathouse 1
prussian cathouse with a fly in it 1
psychedelic bubble wand 1
psycho sweater 1
psychokinetic energy blob 1
Psychotic Train wine 1
pteruges 1
puce paisley oyster egg 13
puce plastic oyster egg 1
puce polka-dot oyster egg 2
puce striped oyster egg 3
puff of smoke 1
pufferfish spine 1
pulled blue taffy 1
pulled green taffy 1
pulled indigo taffy 1
pulled orange taffy 1
pulled porquoise earring 1
pulled porquoise pendant 1
pulled porquoise ring 1
pulled red taffy 1
pulled violet taffy 1
pulled yellow taffy 1
pulsing flesh 7
pump-up high-tops 1
pumpkin 1
pumpkin beer 1
pumpkin bomb 1
pumpkin juice 4
pumpkin pie 1
pumpkinhead mask 6
Punching Potion 1
Punchplanter 1
punk patch 1
punk rock jacket 1,446
Purple Beast energy drink 1
purple corpsel 2
Purple Horseshoe of Honor 1
purple pixel pie 1
purple prose pen 1
purple snowcone 1
purple-frosted astral cupcake 2
Putrid Pendant 1
putty coat 1
PVC staff 1
pygmy adder oil 1
pygmy blowgun 47
pygmy briefs 1
pygmy concertinette 1
pygmy dart 1
pygmy nose-bone 12
pygmy papers 1
pygmy phone number 7
pygmy pygment 34
pygmy spear 10
pygmy witchhazel 1
Quaatorade™ 1
quadroculars 1
quake of arrows 1
quantum nanopolymer spider web 1
quantum polarity inducer 1
quantum taco 10
quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments 4
queen cookie 1
question juice 1
questionable taco 1
Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 1
quicksilver spurs 1
quirky accordion 1
Rümpelstiltz 1
R'lyeh 1
rabbit punch 1
rack of dinosaur ribs 1
Rad Lib 1
Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.) 1
Rad-Pro (1 oz.) 1
Radberry Rip wine cooler 1
radiation-resistant helmet 1
radiator heater shield 1
radio button candy 1
radioactive chew toy 1
radioactive spider venom 1
radium-flavored potato chips 238
rag doll 4
Raggedy Hippy doll 1
rainbow bomb 1
rainbow crossbow 1
rainbow jellybean 1
rainbow sauce 1
rainbow tie 1
raisin 3
ram horns 5
ram stick 3
Ram's Face Lager 21
ram-battering staff 1
ramekin of space nuts 1
raspberry 1
raspberry beret 1
rat appendix 109
rat appendix kabob 1
rat appendix stir-fry 1
rat carcass 1
rat head balloon 1
rat scrapple 1
rat tooth polish 1
ratarang 1
ratgut 4
ratini 1
ratskin belt 1
rattail whip 1
rattler gland 1
rattler rattle 1
rattlesnake enrager 1
Rattlin' Chains 1
ratty knitted cap 1
rave whistle 799
ravenous eye 1
ravioli della hippy 1
ravioli hat 23
raw bread 1
raw cranberry sauce 1
raw gravy 1
raw green beans 1
raw mincemeat 1
raw potato 1
raw stuffing 1
raw sweet potato 1
raw turkey 1
razor-sharp can lid 139
razor-tipped yo-yo 50
realistic cap gun 1
really dense meat stack 25
Really Expensive Jewelry and You 1
really nice net 1
really really sticky spider web 1
really sticky spider web 1
really thick bandage 1
really thick spine 1
really tiny cocktail shaker 1
record of infuriating silence 1
record of menacing silence 1
record of tranquil silence 1
recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity 1
recording of Chorale of Companionship 1
recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad 8
recording of Elron's Explosive Etude 1
recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 6
recording of Prelude of Precision 1
recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto 1
recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 11
recursive spline reticulator 1
red ale 2
red armband 1
Red Army camouflage kit 1
red badge 1
red balloon 1
Red Balloon of Valor 3
red blood cells 8
red book 1
red box 60
red button 83
red China marble 1
red class ring 9
red coat 1
red drunki-bear 1
Red Dwarf 1
red eye 1
red foxglove 1
red gummi ingot 10
red lava globs 1
red letter 1
red mana 1
red masque 1
red paisley oyster egg 1
Red Pill 2
red pixel 4,536
red pixel potion 47
red plastic baby 1
red plastic oyster egg 1
red polka-dot oyster egg 2
red potion 1
red red wine 1
Red Rover BB gun 1
red rum 1
Red Russian 1
red shirt 1
red shoe 1
red silk skirt 1
red snowcone 1
red striped oyster egg 1
red tulip 1
red velvet cake 1
Red X Shield 1
red-and-green microcamera 1
red-and-green sweater 1
red-headed corpse 2
red-hot boilermaker 1
red-hot jawbreaker 1
red-hot knucklebone 1
red-hot poker 1
red-hot sausage fork 1
Redeye™ Eyedrops 1
redrum 3
Regular Cloaca Cola 1
regular-size brogurt 1
reindeer hammer 1
reindeer sickle 1
reinforced beaded headband 2
reinforced furry underpants 1
remaindered axe 1
remorseless knife 1
reodorant 6
repeating crossbow 1
residual zeal 1
resolution: be feistier 1
resolution: be happier 1
resolution: be kinder 1
resolution: be luckier 1
resolution: be more adventurous 1
resolution: be sexier 1
resolution: be smarter 1
resolution: be stronger 1
resolution: be wealthier 1
respected companion biscuit 1
Retenez L'Herbe Paté 1
returned Thinknerd package 4
reusable shopping bag 1
reverse Tantalus 1
reverse-oscillating klystron 1
rewinged stab bat 1
rhesus monkey 1
rhinestone 1
rhinestone cowboy shirt 1
rhinestone cowhorn 1
rhinoceros horn 1
rib of the Bonerdagon 2
ribbon candy 8
ribcage rollcage 1
rice bowl 72
ridiculous belt 1
ridiculous cocktail 11
ridiculous earring 1
ridiculous sandwich 1
ridiculous sunglasses 1
ridiculously huge sword 71
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 102
right half of a heart necklace 1
rigid carapace 11
Riker's Search History 1
ring of adornment 1
ring of aggravate monster 1
ring of cold resistance 1
ring of conflict 1
ring of Detect Boring Doors 1
Ring of Fire 3
ring of fire resistance 1
ring of gain strength 1
ring of half-assed regeneration 3
ring of increase damage 3
ring of teleportation 1
ring of telling skeletons what to do 1
Ring of the Sewer Snake 4
ring setting 1
rinky-dink sixgun 1
roasted duck 1
roasted marshmallow 1
robin flan 1
robin nog 1
robin's egg 1
roboduck-on-a-string 2
robot grease 6
robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. 1
robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. 1
robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. 1
robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. 1
robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. 1
robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. 1
robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E. 1
robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. 1
robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. 1
robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. 1
robotronic egg 9
rock 8
Rock and Roll Legend 1
Rock Pops 5
rocket fuel 1
rockfish stomach 1
rockin' wagon 2
rockin' wagon with a fly in it 1
rocky raccoon 57
rodeo whiskey 1
rogue swarmer 61
Rogue Windmill Rouge 1
roll in the hay 1
roll of drink tickets 1
roll of Hob-Os 1
roll of meat 1
roll of toilet paper 76
roller skate decoy 1
roller skate doll 1
rolling pin 1
Roman sadnals 1
Rompedores de Fantasmas 1
Roo trading card 3
rook cookie 1
root beer 1
root beer barrel 1
rose 1
rotten tomato 1
rotting beefsteak 1
rotting cowskin 1
rough fish scale 1
round blue bomb 1
round green sunglasses 3
round purple sunglasses 48
royal jelly 1
royal jelly taco 1
rubber axe 1
rubber band gun 1
rubber cape 1
rubber doll body 1
rubber doll head 1
rubber emo roe 4
rubber gloves 1
rubber nubbin 1
rubber ribcage 2
rubber spatula 1
rubber spider 1
rubber WWBD? bracelet 34
rubber WWJD? bracelet 37
rubber WWSPD? bracelet 29
rubber WWtNSD? bracelet 33
ruby on canes 6
ruby W 137
Ruffalo 1
rum and cola 5
rum barrel charrrm 12
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