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Display Case for sensibleb (#52928)
This player is ranked #174 for Most Total Items with a total of 1,197,432 items.
This player is ranked #20 for Most Unique Items with a total of 8,695 items.

This player is a member of the clan Bonus Adventures from Hell.

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sensibleb (#52928)
This player has 8,695 unique items and 1,197,432 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
Franken Stein 1
"caramel" orange 6
"DEBBIE" tattoo kit 1
"DRINK ME" potion 6
"honey" dipper 6
"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt 6
"KICK ME" sign 6
"meat" stick 6
"Remember the Trees" Shirt 6
Überraschthexengebräu 6
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 6
1,970 carat gold 6
1-ball 6
1.21 jigawatts 6
1/6th Pound Cake 6
100-Watt bulb 1
11-leaf clover 6
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 6
18-picohertz resonator crystal 6
1952 Mickey Mantle card 6
2-ball 6
20-lb can of rice and beans 6
25-meat staff 6
3-ball 6
30669 scroll 6
33398 scroll 6
334 scroll 6
37x37x37 puzzle cube 6
4-ball 6
4-d camera 6
4-dimensional fez 6
4-dimensional guitar 6
4:20 bomb 6
5-Alarm Saucepan 6
5-ball 6
5-hour acrimony 6
6-ball 6
64067 scroll 6
668 scroll 6
7-ball 6
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 6
7-inch discus 6
8-ball 6
8-billed baseball cap 6
8-bit banana 6
9-ball 6
99.44% pure math 6
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) 1
a bug's lymph 6
a butt tuba 6
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) 1
A Guide to Burning Leaves 1
A Light that Never Goes Out 7
a little sump'm sump'm 6
A muse-bouche 6
A. W. O. L. commendation 1
abandoned candy 6
abominable blubber 6
abominable snowcone 6
absentee voter ballot 6
abstraction: action 6
abstraction: category 6
abstraction: certainty 6
abstraction: comprehension 6
abstraction: joy 6
abstraction: motion 6
abstraction: perception 6
abstraction: purpose 6
abstraction: sensation 6
abstraction: thought 6
Abuela Crimbo's special magnet 1
Abyssal ember 6
acceptable bagel 6
acceptable mayolus 6
accidental cider 6
accidental mutton 3
accord ion 6
accordion file 6
Accordion of Jordion 6
accordionoid rocca 6
acid-squirting flower 6
acoustic guitarrr 6
actual blood sausage 6
actual reality goggles 6
actual tapas 6
adder 6
adder bladder 6
adhesive tape dolly 6
adobe brittle 6
adorable seal larva 6
Adventurer bobblehead 1
Aerheads 6
aerogel accordion 1
aerogel akubra 1
aerogel anvil 1
aerogel apron 1
aerogel ascot 1
aerogel attache case 1
Affirmation Cookie 6
affordable teak perch 6
Afternoon Delight 6
Agent Corrigan's cigarette 6
Aggressive Carrot 6
Agitated Turkey 6
agnolotti arboli 6
agua de vida 6
Aiolion 1
airblaster gun 6
airborne mutagen 6
airplane tattoo 1
alabaster bishop 6
alabaster king 6
alabaster knight 6
alabaster pawn 6
alabaster queen 6
alabaster rook 6
alarm accordion 6
albatross necklace 1
Aldebaran sardines 6
Alewife™ Ale 6
Alexy sauce 6
Alice's Army Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Bowman 1
Alice's Army Cleric 1
Alice's Army Coward 1
Alice's Army Dervish 1
Alice's Army Foil Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Foil Bowman 1
Alice's Army Foil Cleric 1
Alice's Army Foil Dervish 1
Alice's Army Foil Guard 1
Alice's Army Foil Halberder 1
Alice's Army Foil Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Foil Horseman 1
Alice's Army Foil Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Foil Martyr 1
Alice's Army Foil Ninja 1
Alice's Army Foil Nurse 1
Alice's Army Foil Page 1
Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Foil Sniper 1
Alice's Army Foil Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Foil Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Foil tattoo 1
Alice's Army Foil Wallman 1
Alice's Army Guard 1
Alice's Army Halberder 1
Alice's Army Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Horseman 1
Alice's Army Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Martyr 1
Alice's Army Ninja 1
Alice's Army Nurse 1
Alice's Army Page 1
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Sniper 1
Alice's Army Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Wallman 1
alien animal goo 1
alien animal milk 1
alien autoautopsy kit 6
alien drugs 6
alien force field disruptor bean 6
alien gemstone 6
alien hologram projector 6
alien meat 6
alien plant goo 6
alien plant pod 1
alien protein powder 1
alien sandwich 6
alien source code printout 1
alien source code printout (used) 1
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig 1
all-purpose cleaner 6
all-purpose flower 1
all-year sucker 1
almost-dead walkie-talkie 6
alpha-mail pants 6
alphabet gum 6
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
Amanitee 1
amber aviator shades 6
Ambitious Turkey 6
ammonite candy mold 1
ammonite fossil 6
Amnesiac Ale 6
amok pudding 6
amok putter 6
amphibious tophat 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 6
Amulet of Perpetual Darkness 6
Amulet of Yendor 6
ancient calendar 1
ancient calendar fragment 6
ancient cursed foot locker 6
ancient Elf dessert spoon 1
ancient frozen dinner 6
ancient hot dog wrapper 1
ancient ice cream scoop 6
ancient Magi-Wipes 6
ancient meat 6
ancient medicinal herbs 6
ancient oil painting of yourself 1
ancient pills 6
ancient poisoned dart 6
Ancient Protector Soda 6
ancient protein powder 6
ancient redwood 1
Ancient Saucehelm 6
ancient spice 6
ancient stone fist 6
ancient stone head 6
ancient turtle shell 1
ancient turtle shell helmet 1
ancient turtle shell powder 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 6
ancient vinyl coin purse 6
anemone nematocyst 6
anemone sauce 6
anemoney clip 1
angel-food cake 1
Angelhair Culottes 7
anger blaster 1
angry agate 6
Angry Farmer candy 6
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 6
angry inch 6
angst burger 6
animal part cracker 6
anise-flavored venom 6
Ankh of Badahnkadh 6
ankleweights 6
annealed drippy orb 1
anniversary balloon 2
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary pewter cape 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
annoying pitchfork 6
ant agonist 6
ant antidepressant 1
ant hoe 6
ant pick 6
ant pitchfork 6
ant rake 6
ant sickle 6
anti-anti-antidote 6
anti-burn cream 6
anti-creep cream 6
anti-freeze cream 6
anti-goosebump cream 6
anti-odor cream 6
anti-pain cream 6
anticheese 6
antimatter wad 6
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 1
antique accordion 6
antique beer 1
antique bottle of cough syrup 6
antique bottle opener 6
antique Canadian lantern 6
antique greaves 6
antique hand mirror 6
antique helmet 6
antique machete 6
antique nutcracker beard 1
antique nutcracker boots 1
antique nutcracker drumstick 2
antique nutcracker epaulets 1
antique nutcracker figurine 1
antique nutcracker hat 1
antique nutcracker pants 3
antique nutcracker sword 1
antique nutcracker waistcoat 1
antique packet of ketchup 6
antique painting of a landscape 1
antique pair of blue jeans 1
antique record album 6
antique shield 6
antique souvenir drawing 1
antique spear 6
antique spyglass 1
antique tacklebox 1
apathetic lizardman doll 1
aquamariner's necklace 1
aquamariner's ring 1
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 1
arcanoferric housing 1
archaeologing shovel 1
Argarggagarg's fang 1
arm buzzer 1
armgun 6
armored prawn 6
around the world 1
Arr, M80 34
Arrow (+1) 6
arrowgram 6
arrrgyle socks 6
Arrrmetia trading card 6
arse-a'fire elixir 1
artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice 6
artisanal homebrew gift package 1
artisanal limoncello 6
Artist's Butterknife of Regret 6
Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness 6
Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury 6
Artist's Spatula of Despair 6
Artist's Whisk of Misery 6
asbestos apron 6
asbestos crossbow 6
asbestos crossbow string 6
asbestos helmet turtle 6
asbestos meat stack 1
asbestos ore 6
asbestos staff 6
asbestos stick 6
asbestos sword 6
asbestos sword hilt 6
asbestos thermos 6
ASCII fu manchu 6
ASCII shirt 6
ash soda 6
Asleep in the Cemetery 1
asparagus knife 6
asparagus lo mein 1
asparagus stir-fry 1
aspirin 1
assassin's cheese knife 6
asshat 6
asteroid belt 1
astral mushroom 6
astronaut pants 6
Atomic Comic 6
Atomic Pop 6
atomic vector plotter 6
attention spanner 1
attorney's badge 6
augmented-reality shades 1
Aura Libre 6
Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) 1
autocalliope 6
automa-bot parts 6
automatic catapult 1
automatic wine thief 1
autumn breeze 6
autumn dollar 6
autumn leaf 6
autumn years wisdom 6
autumn-spice donut 6
autumnal aegis 1
AutumnFest ale 6
autumnic balm 1
autumnic bomb 1
auxiliary backbone 1
awful poetry journal 6
Ax of L'rose 1
Aye Aye 6
Aye Aye, Captain 6
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth 6
Azurite 9
bätzle 6
baby bark scorpion 1
baby cuddlefish 6
baby killer bee 6
baby oil shooter 6
baby rigging snake 1
babycakes 1
backwoods banjo 1
backwoods screwdriver 6
BACON 6
bacon bath ball 1
baconstone 6
baconstone bracelet 1
baconstone earring 1
baconstone pendant 1
baconstone ring 1
baconstone-handled sixgun 1
bad rum and good cola 6
badass belt 6
badass pie 1
badge of authority 6
badger badge 1
bag of airline peanuts 6
bag of bones 6
bag of Cheat-Os 6
bag of foreign bribes 1
bag of GORF 6
bag of GORP 6
bag of grain 6
bag of gross foreign snacks 6
bag of lard 6
bag of many confections 1
bag of park garbage 1
bag of pygmy blood 6
bag of QWOP 9
bag of random words 6
bag of sausage links 6
bag of unfinished business 1
bag of W&Ws 6
bagged stuffed "L" 1
baggie of powdered sugar 6
baggie of regular-sized tardigrades 1
Baja sopapilla 1
baked stuffing 1
baked veggie ricotta casserole 1
bakelite backpack 1
bakelite badge 1
bakelite belt 1
bakelite bowl 1
bakelite breeches 1
bakelite brooch 1
bakelite-covered bacon 6
Bal-musette accordion 1
balaclava 6
balaclava baklava 6
balanced antler 1
ball 6
ball-in-a-cup 1
ballast turtle 6
balloon helmet 1
balloon monkey 6
balloon shield 1
balloon sword 1
ballpark hot daub 1
ballroom blintz 6
baloney rotgut 6
balsa plank 6
bamboo bokuto 1
banana 6
banana candle 6
banana cream pie 1
banana daiquiri 1
banana milkshake 1
banana peel 6
banana smoothie 6
banana split 1
banana spritzer 1
banana supersucker 6
banana-frosted king cake 1
bananagate 6
bananarama bangle 6
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 6
Bangyomaman battle juice 6
banjo kazoo mount 1
banjo strings 6
baobab sap 1
bar of freeze-dried water 6
bar skin 6
bar whip 1
barbed-wire fence 1
bargain flash powder 6
baritone accordion 6
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
bark rootbeer 6
barnacle-encrusted sweater 6
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 6
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 6
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 6
barrel beryl 6
barrel beryl choker 1
barrel beryl nose ring 1
barrel beryl ring 1
barrel cracker 6
barrel gun 1
barrel pickle 6
barrel-aged eggnog 1
barrel-aged martini 6
barrelhead 1
barrrnacle 6
barskin buckler 1
barskin cloak 1
barskin hat 1
barskin loincloth 1
barskin tent 1
bartender skull 1
bartender-in-the-box 1
bartender-skull-in-the-box 1
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 6
Barulio's bottle 6
basaltamander buckler 1
basaltamander tongue 6
baseball 6
Bash-Ōs boxtop 1
Bash-Ōs cereal 6
basic martini 6
basic meat crossbow 1
basic meat fez 1
basic meat foon 1
basic meat helmet 1
basic meat kilt 1
basic meat pants 1
basic meat skirt 1
basic meat spork 1
basic meat staff 1
basic meat sword 1
bastard baster 1
Bastille Battalion cheese wheel 6
Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher 6
Bastille Battalion tattoo kit 2
bat guano 6
bat haggis 6
bat hat 1
bat whip 1
bat wing 6
bat wing kabob 1
bat wing stir-fry 1
bat-ass leather jacket 1
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
batarang 6
batblade 6
batgut 6
bath ball gift set 6
batskin belt 6
battered Crimbo Crate 6
battered hubcap 1
battery (9-Volt) 1
battery (AA) 1
battery (AAA) 1
battery (car) 1
battery (D) 1
battery (lantern) 1
Battlie Light Saver 6
bauxite beret 6
bauxite bow-tie 6
bauxite boxers 28
bazooka cozy 1
bazookafish bubble gum 6
beach ball marble 1
Beach Buck 6
beach glass bead 6
beach glass necklace 6
bean burrito 6
beanbag chair 6
bear claw 6
beard incense 6
beastly paste 6
beaten-up Chucks 1
beautiful soup 1
beaver punch (cherry) 6
beaver punch (papaya) 1
beaver punch (peach) 6
beaver spear 6
beavermouth 6
bed of coals 1
Beefy Crunch Pastaco 1
beefy fish meat 6
beefy pill 6
beer basted brat 6
beer bomb 6
beer bong 6
beer cartilage 1
beer goggles 1
beer helmet 6
beer-a-pult 1
beer-battered accordion 6
beer-scented teddy bear 1
beer-soaked mop 6
beertini 6
beery blood 6
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 1
beetle antenna 1
beggin' cologne 1
begpwnia 6
beholed bedsheet 6
beige clambroth marble 1
Beignet Milgranet 6
bejeweled accordion strap 1
bejeweled cufflinks 6
bejeweled pledge pin 6
belemnite candy mold 1
belemnite fossil 6
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
bellhop bell 6
bellhop's hat 1
Belt of Howling Anger 1
belt of Ogrekind 1
Ben-Gal™ Balm 6
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 1
bent scrap metal 6
berries of suffering 6
berry-infused sake 6
Better Than Cuddling Cake 1
Bettie page 6
bewitching boots 1
bezoar ring 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 1
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 1
BGE merchandise order form 6
BGE pocket calendar 1
BGE shotglass 6
BGE temporary tattoo 1
BGE tiny plastic toy 1
bi-lateral logic compressor 1
Bicycle 1
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 1
big bad voodoo mask 6
big bass drum 6
big boom 6
big bumboozer marble 1
big bundle of chamoix 1
Big Candy's tophat 1
big dribbly candle 6
big hot pepper 1
Big Punk 1
big red button 6
big red clown nose 6
big rock 6
big slimy cyst 1
big stick 6
big stirring stick 1
bigger stick 6
bilge wine 6
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
bindlestocking 6
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 6
birdbone corset 6
birdybug antenna 1
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 1
bishop cookie 6
Bit O' Ectoplasm 7
Bit O' Quail Spleen 1
bit of clingfilm 6
bit-o-cactus 6
bite-me-red lipstick 1
bitter bowtie 1
bitter pill 1
BitterSweetTarts 6
BittyCar HotCar 1
BittyCar MeatCar 1
Bjorn's Hammer 6
black & tan 6
Black and White Apron Meal Kit 6
black and white cracker 6
Black Angus blackburger 1
black belt 1
black blade 6
Black Body™ spray 6
black brandy 1
black BRICKO brick 6
black candy heart 6
black catseye marble 1
black cherry soda 6
black cloak 6
black cowboy hat 1
black Crimbo ball 6
black eye shadow 6
black eyedrops 6
black facepaint 6
black forest cake 6
black forest ham 6
black friar's tonsure 6
black gallstone 1
black gold 6
black greaves 6
black helmet 6
Black Hole 6
black kettle drum 6
black label 6
black lotus 1
black magic powder 6
black mana 6
Black No. 2 6
black paisley oyster egg 1
black pension check 6
black pepper 6
black picnic basket 6
black pixel 6
black plastic oyster egg 6
black polka-dot oyster egg 1
black pudding 6
black sheepskin diploma 6
black shield 6
black snowcone 1
black spot 6
black striped oyster egg 1
black sword 6
black tear 6
black-and-blue light 7
blackberry 6
blackberry combat boots 1
blackberry galoshes 6
blackberry moccasins 1
blackberry polite 6
blackberry slippers 1
Blackfly Chardonnay 6
blammer 1
blank diary 1
blank fudge mold 6
blank note 1
blank prescription sheet 6
Blatantly Canadian 6
blended frozen swill 6
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 6
blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail 1
blind-packed capsule toy 6
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 6
Bling of the New Wave 6
Blizzards I Have Died In 1
blob of acid 6
blob of Alphredo™ 6
blob of wood glue 6
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 6
Blood 'n' Plenty 1
blood and blood 6
blood flower 6
blood kiwi 1
Blood Light 6
blood of the Wereseal 6
blood roll-up 1
blood sausage 1
blood snowcone 1
blood-drive sticker 1
blood-faced volleyball 6
blood-red mushroom wine 6
blood-soaked sponge cake 1
Bloodbath 1
bloodied surgical dungarees 6
bloodstain stick 6
bloodstick 1
bloody beer 6
bloody clown pants 6
bloody mary 6
Bloody Nora 6
blowdart 6
blown-out speaker cone 1
blue canary nightlight 1
blue class ring 1
Blue Diamond of Honesty 1
blue glowstick 1
blue grass 6
blue lava globs 6
blue LavaCo Lamp™ 2
blue mana 6
blue money bag 1
blue oyster badge 6
blue paisley oyster egg 6
blue pixel 6
blue pixel potion 6
blue plasma ball 6
blue plastic baby 1
blue plastic oyster egg 6
blue plate 1
blue polka-dot oyster egg 6
blue potion 6
blue pumps 1
blue raspberry troll doll 1
blue rocket 39
blue shell 6
blue snowcone 1
blue striped oyster egg 6
blue suede shoes 2
blue tulip 6
blue velvet cake 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 6
blueberry muffin 1
blundarrrbus 6
blunt cat claw 6
blunt icepick 1
Bluzzard 1
bobble-hip hula elf doll 1
bobcat grenade 6
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
body spradium 6
Bohemian rhapsody 6
boilermaker 6
boilgun 1
boiling broth 6
boiling hot cocoa 6
boiling seal blood 6
bolder boulder 6
Boletus Broletus mushroom 6
Boltsmann ID badge 6
bomb of unknown origin 1
bone abacus 6
bone and arrows 1
bone aperitif 1
bone bandoneon 6
bone bons 6
bone broth 1
bone chips 6
bone collar 1
bone crusher 1
bone flour 1
bone flute 6
bone meal 1
bone rattle 6
bone spurs 1
Bone's Farm "wine" 6
boneana hammock 1
bonerang 1
Bonerdagon necklace 6
Bonestabber 1
bonsai tree 6
booby trap 6
book of facts 1
book of facts (dog-eared) 1
book of matches 6
Book of Old-Timey Carols 1
Boosty Juice 1
boot flask 1
boot knife 6
BOOterfinger 1
BOOtonniere 1
Boots of Twilight Whispers 1
booty chest charrrm 6
booty chest charrrm bracelet 6
booze bindle 6
boozebomb 1
Boozehounds Anonymous token 6
Bordeaux Marteaux 6
borg sock monkey 1
boring spaghetti 6
Boris's beer 1
Boris's bread 1
Boris's key lime 6
Boris's key lime pie 1
Boris's ring 6
borrowed time 1
Boss Bat bling 6
Boss Bat britches 87
Boss Drops 6
bottle of alcohol 6
bottle of Amontillado 6
bottle of anís 1
bottle of antifreeze 6
bottle of black cat tonic 6
bottle of Blank-Out 6
bottle of Bloodweiser 1
bottle of bubbles 6
bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon 6
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 6
bottle of clam juice 1
bottle of Cochon Noir 1
bottle of cooking sherry 6
bottle of Crème de Fugu 1
bottle of Crimbognac 1
bottle of dark rhum 1
bottle of Definit 6
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 6
bottle of drinkin' gas 6
bottle of Evermore 6
bottle of extra-dark rhum 1
bottle of extra-strength melodramamine 1
bottle of fire 6
bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA 6
bottle of fruity "wine" 6
bottle of gin 6
bottle of goofballs 6
bottle of Greedy Dog 6
bottle of gregnadigne 1
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 6
bottle of Lambada Lambic 6
bottle of laundry sherry 6
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 6
bottle of lighter fluid 6
bottle of limeade 6
bottle of melodramamine 6
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 6
bottle of moontan lotion 1
bottle of Mystic Shell 6
bottle of norwhiskey 6
bottle of novelty hot sauce 1
bottle of Old Pugilist 6
bottle of Ooze-O 6
bottle of peppermint schnapps 1
bottle of perfume 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 6
bottle of Pinot Renoir 6
bottle of pirate juice 6
bottle of popskull 6
bottle of Professor Beer 6
bottle of Race Car Red 6
bottle of Rapier Witbier 6
bottle of realpagne 6
bottle of Red-Out 1
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 6
bottle of rum 6
bottle of sake 1
bottle of Sanguiovese 1
bottle of sea wine 6
bottle of sewage schnapps 1
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 1
bottle of super-extra-dark rhum 1
bottle of tequila 6
bottle of ultravitamins 6
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 6
bottle of vodka 6
bottle of whiskey 6
bottle of wine 6
bottle opener belt buckle 6
bottlecap turtle 6
bottled day 1
bottled inspiration 1
bottled swamp gas 6
bottoms of the barrel 1
boulder 6
Boulevardier cocktail 1
bounty-hunting pants 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 1
bow 1
bow staff 1
bowl full of jelly 6
bowl of Bounty-Os 1
bowl of cottage cheese 6
bowl of eyeballs 6
bowl of fishysoisse 1
bowl of Jeal-O 6
bowl of lucky charms 1
bowl of maggots 1
bowl of marinade 6
bowl of mernudo 6
bowl of mummy guts 6
bowl of petunias 1
bowl of prescription candy 1
bowl of rye sprouts 6
Bowl of Scorpions 6
bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ 1
bowl of topioca 1
bowlegged pants 1
bowler 1
Bowlet 1
bowling ball 6
box 6
box of Dweebs 1
box of Familiar Jacks 6
box of hammers 6
box of hickory chips 1
box of Pokëmann band-aids 7
box of sunshine 6
box turtle 6
box-in-the-box 1
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
boxcar turtle 6
boxed champagne 6
boxed gumball machine 1
boxed wine 6
Boxing Day Pass 6
boxing glove 6
boxing glove on a spring 1
boxing-glove-in-a-box 1
Brain Food Pastaco 6
brain preservation fluid 6
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 6
brains casserole 6
BRAINS shorts 1
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 1
brainy skull 1
Bram's choker 1
bran muffin 1
brand new key 6
brass abacus 6
brass bung spigot 1
brass crank handle 1
brass dorsal fin 1
brass gear 6
brass stinger 1
brass turkey knuckles 1
brazen bracelet 1
bread basket 1
bread line 6
bread man 6
bread mold 6
bread pie 6
bread roll 1
breadchucks 6
breaded beer 6
breadwand 1
Breakfast Blast wine cooler 6
breakfast mess 6
breakfast miracle 6
breath mint 6
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 1
Breathitin™ 6
brick 1
brick of sand 6
BRICKO airship 1
BRICKO bat 6
BRICKO brick 6
BRICKO bulwark 1
BRICKO cathedral 1
BRICKO egg 1
BRICKO elephant 1
BRICKO eye brick 6
BRICKO gargantuchicken 1
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO octopus 1
BRICKO ooze 1
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Bright Water 6
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broken sword 6
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bronze breastplate 6
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bronzed locust 1
BROS Energy Drink 6
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brown felt tophat 6
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brown pixel 6
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browser cookie 6
Bruno's blessing of Mars 6
buñuelos Jaliscos 6
bubble bauble bow 1
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bubble-wrap simulator 1
bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) 1
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bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) 1
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bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 1
bubblewrap crossbow 1
bubblewrap ore 6
bubblewrap staff 1
bubblewrap sword 1
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bubblin' crude 6
bubbly potion 6
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bucket of wine 6
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buckyball 6
buffalo blade 1
buffed alien drugs 1
bug juice 6
bug paste 6
bugbear beanie 6
bugbear bungguard 6
bugbear detector 1
bugbear purification pill 6
Bugbearclaw Donut 6
bugged bön±Ã©t 1
bugged balaclava 1
bugged beanie 1
Bulky Buddy Box 1
bulky free-range mushroom 1
bull blubber 6
bullet necklace 1
bullet-proof corduroys 6
bum cheek 6
bumblebee marble 1
bunch of bananas 6
bunch of sea grapes 1
bunch of square grapes 6
bundle of "fragrant" herbs 1
bundle of firewood 6
bungle in the jungle 1
bunny liver 6
buoybottoms 6
burglar/sleep mask 1
burning newspaper 6
burnt flower 6
burnt stick 1
burrowgrub hive 1
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Burt's blessing of Bacchus 6
bus pass 6
Bustle Hustler 6
butterfly knife 6
Buttery Boy 1
Buttery Knob 6
button rouge 6
buzzard feather 6
buzzing mushroom wine 6
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 6
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. chum 1
C.H.U.M. knife 6
C.H.U.M. lantern 1
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 6
cabooze 6
cactus fruit 6
cactus monocle 1
caipifruta 6
Caipiranha 6
Cajun accordion 1
calavera concertina 1
calle de miel 6
calle de miel with a fly in it 1
Calzone of Legend 1
camouflage T-shirt 1
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campfire coffee 1
campfire hot dog 1
campfire s'more 1
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can of Binarrrca 6
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can of Brütalbräu 6
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can of Drooling Monk 6
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can of Impetuous Scofflaw 6
can of maces 6
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can of mixed everything 1
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can of sardines 6
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can of spinach 6
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can of sterno 6
can of Swiller 6
can of the cheapest beer 6
can of V-11 6
can opener 6
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can-can-in-a-can 1
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can-you-dig-it? 1
Candicaine 6
candied almond 6
candied bolts 6
candied kobold 6
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cardboard sword 1
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caret 1
carnivorous potted plant 1
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carob cannon 1
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carob chunk noodles 6
carob chunks 6
Carol of the Bulls 1
Carol of the Hells 1
Carol of the Thrills 1
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carrot cake 1
carrot cake precipice bar 6
carrot claret 6
carrot juice 6
carrot nose 8
carrot-on-a-stick 1
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carton of rotten eggs 6
carton of snake milk 6
cartoon harpoon 6
cartoon heart 6
cashew 6
casino pass 6
cast 6
cast-iron legacy paddle 1
cat appendix 6
cat o' nine teeth 6
catfish whiskers 6
catgut 6
catgut taco 1
catskin buckler 1
catskin cap 1
catsup 6
Caveman Dan's favorite rock 1
celestial au jus 6
celestial olive oil 6
celestial squid ink 6
Celsius 233 1
Celsius 233 (singed) 1
Cement Mixer 6
cement sandals 1
censored can label 6
Centauri fish wine 6
centipede eggs 6
centurion helmet 6
Cerebral Cloche 1
Cerebral Crossbow 1
Cerebral Culottes 1
chain-mail monokini 1
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Chakra Libre 6
chakra malt 6
chakra sludge 6
chakra-mental wine 6
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chalk chalice 2
chalk chapeau 1
chalk chinos 1
chalk chlamys 1
chalk choker 1
chamoisole 1
Champagne Shimmy 1
chaos butterfly 6
chaos popcorn 6
charged magnet 6
charisma potion 6
Charity's choker 6
Charleston Choo-Choo 6
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charming flute 6
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charrrm bracelet 6
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cheap Chinese beer 6
cheap cigar butt 6
cheap clip-on ninja tie 6
cheap elven gloves 6
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cheerful Crimbo sweater 1
cheerful pajama pants 2
cheesy eagle sauce 6
cheezburger 6
chef skull 1
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chef-in-the-box 1
chef-skull-in-the-box 1
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Cherry Cloaca Cola 6
cherry pie 6
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chest barrel 1
chest of "pirate gold" 1
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Chester's cutoffs 2
Chester's moustache 1
Chester's muscle shirt 1
Chester's sunglasses 1
chewable paper 1
chewing gum on a string 6
ChibiBuddy™ (off) 1
ChibiBuddy™ (on) 1
chicle de salchicha 6
child-sized dracula cloak 6
children of the candy corn 6
Chinese curse words 6
chintzy accordion pin 6
chintzy disco ball pendant 6
chintzy noodle ring 6
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chintzy turtle brooch 6
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 6
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chisel 6
chitin powder 6
chitin powder paste 6
chitinous pod 1
chlorine crystal 6
chloroform rag 6
chlorophyll paste 1
choco-Crimbot 1
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chocolate "Phoenix" 6
chocolate bowtie 1
chocolate box 1
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chocolate cigar 1
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chocolate filthy lucre 1
chocolate frosted sugar bomb 1
chocolate leash 2
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chocolate rabbit's foot 1
chocolate saucepan 6
chocolate seal-clubbing club 6
chocolate Spider Queen 1
chocolate spurs 1
chocolate stolen accordion 6
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chocolate-covered caviar 6
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chocolate-covered loofah 6
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 6
chocolate-stained collar 1
chocomotive 6
chocotini 6
Choker of the Ultragoth 1
chopsticks 6
Chorale of Companionship 1
Chori Zo trading card 1
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chorizo taco 6
chrome crossbow 6
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chrome helmet turtle 6
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chrome ore 6
chrome staff 6
chrome stick 6
chrome sword 6
chrome sword hilt 1
Chroner 6
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Chubby and Plump bar 7
chunk of depleted Grimacite 6
chunk of hot iron 6
chunk of rock salt 6
Churchill 6
cigar box turtle 6
cigarette lighter 6
Cinco Mayo Lager 10
cinnamon cannoli 6
cinnamon machine oil 1
cinnamon troll doll 1
circle drum 1
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 6
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citrus-infused sake 6
classy monkey 1
Claw of the Infernal Seal 1
claw-held flag 1
clay peace-sign bead 6
Claybender glasses 6
clear Russian 6
clerical automa-core 6
Climate Colada 6
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clingfilm slippers 1
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Cloaca-Cola fatigues 6
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Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 6
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clockwork bartender-in-the-box 6
clockwork chef head 6
clockwork chef-in-the-box 1
clockwork claws 6
clockwork clockwise dome 6
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clockwork crossbow 1
clockwork detective skull 1
clockwork doohickey 1
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clockwork maid 6
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clockwork shank 6
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clockwork sphere 6
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clockwork staff 6
clockwork sword 6
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clockwork trench coat 6
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cloning kit 6
cloudy potion 6
clove-flavored lip balm 6
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club of corruption 1
club of the five seasons 1
clumsiness bark 6
cluster of hops 6
clutch of dodecapede eggs 6
coal contact lenses 1
coal dust 6
coal paperweight 1
coal shovel 6
coal snakeskin 1
coarse hemp socks 1
cob of corn 6
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 6
Cobra Bowl 6
cocktail mushroom 6
cocktail napkin 6
cocktail onion 6
Cocktails of the Age of Sail 1
Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) 1
cocoa chondrule 6
cocoa egg 1
cocoa eggshell fragment 6
cocoa of youth 6
coconut bikini top 1
coconut shell 6
cod cape 1
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 6
Codpiece of the Goblin King 6
coffee pixie stick 6
coffin lid 6
cog 6
cog and sprocket assembly 1
Coinspiracy 6
Colander of Em-er'il 6
cold and sour sauce 1
cold cluster 1
cold clusterbomb 1
Cold Fang 1
cold hi mein 6
Cold Hots candy 6
cold jelly 1
cold mashed potatoes 6
cold ninja mask 6
cold nuggets 6
cold powder 6
cold seal sweat 6
cold wad 6
cold water bottle 6
cold-filtered water 6
collapsible baton 6
collection of tiny spooky objects 6
cologne of contempt 6
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 6
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 6
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colorful plastic ball 1
colorful toad 6
colossal free-range mushroom 1
comb jelly 6
combat fan 6
Comet Drop 6
Comet Pop 6
comfy coffin 7
commemorative war stein 3
communal gobstopper 6
communications windchimes 6
complex mushroom wine 6
complicated device 1
complicated lock impression 1
compounded experience 1
compressed air canister 6
compression stocking 6
computronic processing unit 6
concentrated cooking 6
concentrated cordial of concentration 6
concentrated fish broth 1
concentrated garbage juice 6
concentrated magicalness pill 6
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confiscated cell phone 11
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confiscated love note 20
confusing LED clock 68
congratulatory cake 1
conjured ice cream 168
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 6
conquistador's breastplate 1
consolation ribbon 2
Conspiracy™ mascara 1
contract enforcement stick 61
control crystal 1
Convincing People You Can See The Future 1
Cookbook of the Damned 3
cookbookbat book 1
cookie cookie 9
Cool Brunch Pastaco 3
cool cat claw 29
cool cat elixir 6
cool hot cocoa 6
cool iron breastplate 1
cool iron greaves 1
cool iron helmet 1
cool iron ingot 1
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cool whip 6
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Copper Alpha of Sincerity 84
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cornucopia 6
cornuthaum 6
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 14
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corpse on the beach 7
corpsebite 9
corpsedriver 6
corpsetini 9
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corrupted stardust 12
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costume rental shop 29
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cotton candy skoshe 8
cotton candy smidgen 41
counterfeit city 13
cow poker 33
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cozy scimitar 1
crêepy mask 6
crabsicle 1
cracker 35
Cracklin' Oat Bran 6
cranberries 6
cranberry cordial 16
cranberry cylinder 2
cranberry margarita (brackish) 54
cranberry schnapps 6
crappy brain 6
crappy camera 4
crappy Mer-kin mask 1
crappy Mer-kin tailpiece 1
crappy waiter disguise 129
crate of firebombs 28
crayon shavings 72
crazy bastard sword 1
crazy hobo notebook 61
crazy little Turkish delight 6
Crazymaker 27
cream of pointy mushroom soup 3
cream pie 13
cream stout 174
creamsicle 6
creepy doll head 14
creepy ginger ale 97
creepy nursery rhyme 170
creepy voice box 14
creepy voodoo doll 32
creepy-ass club 1
Crepes a la Lune 6
crident 6
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) 1
CRIMBCO lanyard 5
CRIMBCO mug 21
CRIMBCO scrip 5
CRIMBCO wine 8
CRIMBCOIDS mints 12
CRIMBCOLOAF 16
Crimbeau de toilette 6
Crimbo candied pecan 6
Crimbo candle 1
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 10
Crimbo Carol tattoo kit 1
Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit 1
Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit 2
Crimbo cookie sheet 97
Crimbo Credit 4
Crimbo crystal shards 6
Crimbo dinner 1
Crimbo dog sweater 1
Crimbo Factory surprise box 126
Crimbo food scraps 125
Crimbo fudge 118
Crimbo paste 11
Crimbo peppermint bark 6
Crimbo pie 18
Crimbo salad 2
Crimbo smile 1
Crimbo tattoo kit 1
Crimbo train emergency brake 7
Crimbo training manual 1
Crimbo ukulele 1
Crimbo wreath 1
Crimbojito 10
Crimbolex watch 1
Crimbomega drive chain 1
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbonium fuel rod 3
Crimbosmopolitan 6
Crimbot battery 4
Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) 1
Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) 1
Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) 1
Crimbot schematic: Big Head 1
Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel 1
Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher 1
Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper 1
Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw 1
Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter 1
Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder 1
Crimbot schematic: Crab Core 1
Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso 5
Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head 1
Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun 1
Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun 1
Crimbot schematic: Gun Face 1
Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs 1
Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads 1
Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs 4
Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan 1
Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack 1
Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler 1
Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite 1
Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise 1
Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis 1
Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder 1
Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module 1
Crimbot schematic: Power Arm 1
Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler 1
Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head 1
Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker 1
Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun 1
Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet 1
Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis 1
Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet 1
Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower 1
Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs 1
Crimbow Rainbo 6
Crimboween memo 3
Crimboysters Rockefeller 3
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Crimbuccaneer captain's purse 6
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Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) 6
Crimbuccaneer flotsam 6
Crimbuccaneer invasion map 6
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Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail 8
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Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 6
Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack 1
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Crimbuccaneer runebone 1
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Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss 1
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Crimbuccaneer tavern swab 1
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Crimbuccaneer war standard 1
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croquet hedgehog 4
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crowbarrr 6
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crude crudités 6
crude voodoo doll 86
crudles 136
cruelty-free wine 106
crumbling rat skull 10
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crunchy brush 6
crusty hula hoop 2
cryptic puzzle box 1
crystal Crimbo goblet 2
crystal Crimbo platter 1
crystal decanter 1
crystal skeleton vodka 9
crystal skull 6
crystalline cheer 6
crystalline light bulb 6
crystalline reamer 4
crystalline seal eye 1
CSA all-purpose soap 6
CSA bravery badge 6
CSA cheerfulness ration 34
CSA discount card 16
CSA obedience grenade 58
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 6
cube of billiard chalk 6
cube of ectoplasm 6
cubic zirconia 7
cuckoo clock 1
cuddly teddy bear 1
cup of hickory chicory 6
cup of infinite pencils 6
cup of lukewarm tea 6
cup of primitive beer 6
cupcake-in-a-cup 6
cuppa Activi tea 6
cuppa Alacri tea 6
cuppa Boo tea 6
cuppa Chari tea 6
cuppa Craft tea 6
cuppa Cruel tea 6
cuppa Dexteri tea 6
cuppa Flamibili tea 6
cuppa Flexibili tea 6
cuppa Frost tea 6
cuppa Gill tea 6
cuppa Impregnabili tea 6
cuppa Improprie tea 6
cuppa Insani tea 6
cuppa Irritabili tea 6
cuppa Loyal tea 6
cuppa Mana tea 6
cuppa Mediocri tea 6
cuppa Monstrosi tea 6
cuppa Morbidi tea 6
cuppa Nas tea 6
cuppa Net tea 6
cuppa Neuroplastici tea 6
cuppa Obscuri tea 6
cuppa Physicali tea 6
cuppa Proprie tea 6
cuppa Royal tea 6
cuppa Serendipi tea 6
cuppa Sobrie tea 6
cuppa Toast tea 6
cuppa Twen tea 6
cuppa Uncertain tea 6
cuppa Vitali tea 6
cuppa Voraci tea 1
cuppa Wit tea 6
cuppa Yet tea 6
curdflinger 1
curmudgel 6
cursed black pearl onion 1
cursed bottle of black-label rum 6
cursed bottle of rum 6
cursed breeches 1
cursed cannonball 6
cursed chocolate doubloon 36
cursed cutlass 1
cursed dirty joke scroll 6
cursed eyepatch 1
cursed piece of thirteen 6
cursed pirate cutlass 1
Cursed Punch 6
cursed scrunchie 1
cursed sea biscuit 6
cursed swash buckle 1
cursed tricorn hat 1
cursed voodoo skull 6
cursed wishbone 6
custard pie 6
custom sixgun 2
cute bow from beyond the stars 1
cute meteoroid 6
cute mushroom 6
cyan seashell 6
cyber-mattock 6
cyborg doll 6
cyborg stompin' boot 1
Cycloney 1
cyclops eyedrops 6
cylindrical mold 6
cymbal syrup 6
D roll 6
d10 6
d12 6
d20 6
d4 6
d6 1
d8 1
Dad's brandy 6
daddy shortlegs leg 1
Daffy Taffy 6
Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually 6
Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting 6
Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master 6
Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested 6
Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart 6
Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose 7
Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week 6
daily dungeon malware 6
daisy 4
damp bar rag 6
dance card 6
dancing fan 6
dangerous jerkcicle 34
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 3
Dark & Starry 8
dark baconstone ring 3
dark hamethyst ring 3
dark porquoise ring 3
dark potion 49
Das Überkühlraum trading card 5
das boot 1
daub-breaker 5
day shortener 1
day-old beer 6
deactivated MicroMechaMech 1
deactivated mini-Trainbot 1
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deactivated putty buddy 1
dead guy's memento 1
dead guy's piece of double-sided tape 6
dead guy's watch 6
dead lights pie 4
dead meat bun 181
deadfall branch 2
deadly lampshade 3
deadly nightshade 1
death blossom 22
debonair deboner 1
decanter of fine Scotch 7
decaying goldfish liver 8
decaying wooden oar 5
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decaying wooden pole 1
decent brain 6
deck of lewd playing cards 1
deck of tropical cards 1
decomposed boot 137
decorative fountain 129
Deep Dish of Legend 4
Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe 6
deep six-shooter 20
defective Game Grid token 1
defective skull 10
dehydrated caviar 156
delectable catalyst 12
delectable fire ant 13
delicious candy 12
delicious comfit? 13
delicious noodles 3
delicious salad 116
delicious shimmering moth 7
delicious spicy noodles 5
delicious star salad 2
delicious stinkbug 1
delicious swamp muck 82
deluxe fax machine 1
deluxe layer cake 6
deluxe Neverending Party favor 1
demon buckler 1
demon skin 6
demon whip 1
demon-horned hat 3
demonic cow's blood 3
demonic paste 11
demonic surgical gloves 131
demonskin jacket 9
demonskin trousers 9
denastified haunch 1
denim axe 6
denim jacket 3
Dennis's blessing of Minerva 6
dense meat crossbow 1
dense meat stack 1
dense meat staff 1
dense meat sword 4
dental pliers 1
dented harmonica 166
dented spoon 6
deodorant 106
depantsing bomb 11
depleted Crimbonium football helmet 6
depleted Grimacite astrolabe 1
depleted Grimacite grappling hook 1
depleted Grimacite gravy boat 1
depleted Grimacite hammer 1
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 2
depleted Grimacite ninja mask 1
depleted Grimacite shinguards 1
depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt 1
depleted uranium seal figurine 4
desiccated apricot 152
designer handbag 3
desktop zen garden 6
detective skull 1
detective tattoo 1
dethklok 1
devil hair pasta 87
Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce 4
devil's-food cake 1
devil-summoning hat 121
deviled egg 5
devilish folio 7
dew yoana lei 129
dew yoana salacious lei 75
diamond necklace 29
diamond-studded cane 6
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diamondback skin 1
dice belt buckle 1
dice ring 1
dice sunglasses 1
dice-print do-rag 1
dice-print pajama pants 1
dice-shaped backpack 1
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 13
didgeridooka 7
Diet Cloaca Cola 6
dieting pill 46
digital key lime 6
digital key lime pie 16
digital underground potion 6
dilapidated wizard hat 5
dill 17
diluted makeup 6
dingy planks 16
dinner roll 5
Dinsey Maintenance Manual 1
Dinsey tattoo kit 1
dire fudgesicle 6
dirt julep 6
dirty hobo gloves 6
dirty rigging rope 91
disassembled clover 6
disbelief suspenders 3
discarded button 1
discarded swimming trunks 6
Disco 'Fro Pick 22
disco ball 7
Disco Banjo 19
disco biscuit 3
disco horoscope (Aquarius) 46
disco horoscope (Aries) 34
disco horoscope (Cancer) 36
disco horoscope (Capricorn) 35
disco horoscope (Gemini) 11
disco horoscope (Leo) 46
disco horoscope (Libra) 52
disco horoscope (Pisces) 7
disco horoscope (Sagittarius) 7
disco horoscope (Scorpio) 51
disco horoscope (Taurus) 70
disco horoscope (Virgo) 38
disco mask 6
discocktail 45
disease 4
disembodied brain 85
disembodied smile 17
Disgeist 1
Dish of Clarified Butter 9
dishrag 57
disintegrating quill pen 6
disintegrating sheet music 6
disintegrating spiky collar 6
displaced fish 6
disposable instant camera 15
disposable lighter 112
distention pill 3
distilled fortified wine 17
distilled resin 1
distressed denim pants 1
disturbing fanfic 6
Divine 6
divine blowout 6
divine can of silly string 6
divine champagne flute 6
divine champagne popper 6
divine cracker 6
divine noisemaker 6
diving muff 6
do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit 1
Doc Clock's thyme cocktail 2
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 6
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 6
Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic 6
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 6
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 6
Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum 6
Doc's Fortifying Wine 41
Doc's Limbering Wine 156
Doc's Medical-Grade Wine 62
Doc's Miracle Cure 1
Doc's Smartifying Wine 6
Doc's Special Reserve Wine 24
dog ointment 6
Dogsgotnonoz pills 135
doll house 6
doll-eye amulet 2
dollar sign 1
dollar-sign bag 1
dollhive 1
dollop of barbecue sauce 56
Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat 1
Dolphin King's crown 64
dolphin whistle 6
donated booze 25
donated candy 26
donated food 43
donkey flipbook 6
dope gangsta bling-bling 6
dope wheels 3
dorky glasses 2
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 6
double barreled barrel gun 3
double daisy 1
double entendre 1
double-barreled sling 6
double-ice box 2
double-ice britches 2
double-ice cap 2
double-ice gum 6
Doublepunchplanter 6
dove DNA 3
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 6
drab sonata 6
Drac & Tan 6
drafty drawers 2
draggin' ball hat 6
dragon snaps 6
dragonfish caviar 6
Dragonscale breastplate 1
Dramatic™ range 1
dread tarragon 1
dreadful roast 6
dreadlock whip 6
Dreadsylvanian Almanac page 6
Dreadsylvanian cold pocket 2
Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned 6
Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy 6
Dreadsylvanian grimlet 6
Dreadsylvanian hemlock 1
Dreadsylvanian hot pocket 2
Dreadsylvanian hot toddy 2
Dreadsylvanian seed pod 1
Dreadsylvanian skeleton key 6
Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket 2
Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple 1
Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket 4
Dreadsylvanian stink pocket 2
dream of a dog 6
dregs of a Crimbo cocktail 169
dress pants 22
Dressage 1
dried face 167
dried gelatinous cube 1
drink chit 6
drinks tray 107
Drip harness 1
Drip Institute petri dish 7
Driplet 6
dripping meat crossbow 1
dripping meat staff 1
dripping meat sword 1
drippy bezoar 1
drippy bromide 1
drippy candy bar 1
drippy caviar 1
drippy enzyme 1
drippy flux 1
drippy grub 1
drippy ichor 1
drippy khakis 1
drippy nugget 11
drippy orb 1
drippy pigment 1
drippy pilsner 1
drippy plum(?) 1
drippy salt 1
drippy seed 1
drippy shield 1
drippy staff 1
drippy stake 1
drippy stein 1
drippy truncheon 1
drive-by shooting 8
drive-thru burger 4
Drizzlers™ Black Licorice 11
droll monocle 6
dromedary drinking helmet 2
drone self-destruct chip 5
droopy doll eye 6
drop of water-37 6
droppable microphone 6
dropped scrap of paper 6
Drowsy Sword 6
drug cocktail sauce 1
druidic s'more 3
drum machine 6
drum of pomade 6
drum of tommy ammo 6
Drunk Uncles holo-record 5
Drunken Astrophysicist 4
Drunken Neurologist 4
Drunken Philosopher 5
dry cleaning receipt 6
dry martini 6
dry noodles 11
dry vodka martini 6
drywall axe 6
dubious loincloth 6
dubious peppermint 14
ducha de oro 12
duck-on-a-string 6
duct tape 6
duct tape buckler 1
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape shirt 1
duct tape sword 1
duct tape wallet 1
dude ranch souvenir crate 1
dueling banjo 1
dueling turtle 14
DUFRESNE Suds 6
dull fish scale 6
dumb mud 1
Dump Truck 3
dungeon dragon chest 1
Dungeon Fist gauntlet 1
dungeoneer's dungarees 3
dungeoneering kit 6
duonoculars 6
Duskwalker fangs 6
Duskwalker syringe 6
Dust bunny 7
dusty animal cranium 6
dusty animal jawbone 6
dusty animal pelvis 6
dusty animal skull 1
dusty bottle of blood 1
dusty bottle of Marsala 6
dusty bottle of Merlot 6
dusty bottle of Muscat 6
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 6
dusty bottle of Port 6
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 6
dusty Crimbo crate 6
dusty eighth caudal vertebra 1
dusty eighth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra 1
dusty fifth caudal vertebra 1
dusty fifth cervical vertebra 1
dusty fifth lumbar vertebra 1
dusty fifth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty first caudal vertebra 1
dusty first cervical vertebra 1
dusty first lumbar vertebra 1
dusty first thoracic vertebra 1
dusty fourth caudal vertebra 1
dusty fourth cervical vertebra 1
dusty fourth lumbar vertebra 1
dusty fourth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty left clavicle 1
dusty left eighth rib 1
dusty left eleventh rib 1
dusty left femur 1
dusty left fibula 1
dusty left fifth rib 1
dusty left first front claw 1
dusty left first rear claw 1
dusty left first rib 1
dusty left fourth front claw 1
dusty left fourth rear claw 1
dusty left fourth rib 1
dusty left humerus 1
dusty left kneecap 1
dusty left ninth rib 1
dusty left radius 1
dusty left scapula 1
dusty left second front claw 1
dusty left second rear claw 1
dusty left second rib 1
dusty left seventh rib 1
dusty left sixth rib 1
dusty left tenth rib 1
dusty left third front claw 1
dusty left third rear claw 1
dusty left third rib 1
dusty left thumb 1
dusty left tibia 1
dusty left twelfth rib 1
dusty left ulna 1
dusty ninth caudal vertebra 1
dusty ninth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty right clavicle 1
dusty right eighth rib 1
dusty right eleventh rib 1
dusty right femur 1
dusty right fibula 1
dusty right fifth rib 1
dusty right first front claw 1
dusty right first rear claw 1
dusty right first rib 1
dusty right fourth front claw 1
dusty right fourth rear claw 1
dusty right fourth rib 1
dusty right humerus 1
dusty right kneecap 1
dusty right ninth rib 1
dusty right radius 1
dusty right scapula 1
dusty right second front claw 1
dusty right second rear claw 1
dusty right second rib 1
dusty right seventh rib 1
dusty right sixth rib 1
dusty right tenth rib 4
dusty right third front claw 1
dusty right third rear claw 1
dusty right third rib 1
dusty right thumb 5
dusty right tibia 1
dusty right twelfth rib 1
dusty right ulna 1
dusty sacral vertebrae 1
dusty second caudal vertebra 1
dusty second cervical vertebra 1
dusty second lumbar vertebra 1
dusty second thoracic vertebra 1
dusty seventh caudal vertebra 1
dusty seventh cervical vertebra 1
dusty seventh lumbar vertebra 1
dusty seventh thoracic vertebra 1
dusty sixth caudal vertebra 1
dusty sixth cervical vertebra 1
dusty sixth lumbar vertebra 1
dusty sixth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty tenth caudal vertebra 1
dusty tenth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty third caudal vertebra 1
dusty third cervical vertebra 1
dusty third lumbar vertebra 1
dusty third thoracic vertebra 1
dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra 1
dwarf bread 6
dwarvish magazine 6
dwarvish war helmet 1
dwarvish war kilt 1
dwarvish war mattock 1
Dweebisol™ inhaler 6
Dyspepsi grenade 1
Dyspepsi-Cola 6
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations 1
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 1
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 6
Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack 1
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 1
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen 6
eagle feather 6
eagle's milk 6
ear candle 6
ear poison 6
Earring of Fire 3
Earth and Firewater 4
Earth, Wind and Firewater 5
earthenware muffin tin 1
easter egg balloon 7
Eau de Guaneau 6
eau de mort 1
eaves droppers 6
Ecto-Cooler 6
ectoplasm au jus 13
ectoplasmic orbs 6
ectoplasmic paste 11
edible alien plant bit 6
eel battery 13
eel sauce 11
eel skin 9
eelskin hat 1
eelskin pants 1
eelskin shield 1
eerie fetish 1
Effermint™ tablets 6
effervescent potion 52
effluvious emerald 6
eggbeater 39
eggman noodles 2
eggnog 6
eggwater 7
Egnaro berry 1
eighth plague 10
El Sombrero De Lopez 15
El Vibrato energy spear 1
El Vibrato helmet 1
El Vibrato leg guards 1
El Vibrato power sphere 5
El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) 21
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 61
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 32
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 98
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 29
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 18
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 52
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 49
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 83
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 41
Elder Turtle Shell 17
elderly jawbreaker 9
eldritch alignment spray 6
eldritch concentrate 6
eldritch distillate 6
eldritch dough 6
eldritch effluvium 22
eldritch elixir 6
eldritch essence 6
eldritch extract 6
eldritch hammer 1
eldritch hat 1
eldritch ichor 6
eldritch mushroom 6
eldritch mushroom pizza 6
eldritch oil 6
eldritch pants 1
eldritch rub 6
eldritch scanner 1
Eldritch snap 1
eldritch tincture (depleted) 1
electric copperhead potion 6
electric crutch 2
electric Kool-Aid 9
electric mushroom 1
electric pants 3
Electric Punch 11
electric snakebite 53
electrical thingamabob 6
electronics kit 6
elegant nightstick 39
elemental caipiroska 7
elemental paste 11
elemental sugarcube 7
elephant stinger 7
eleven-foot pole 18
elevenderizing hammer 1
elevennis shoes 1
elevent 1
elf army field rations 13
Elf Army machine parts 6
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 11
Elf Guard broom 1
Elf Guard clipboard 1
Elf Guard commandeering gloves 2
Elf Guard eyedrops 1
Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts 1
Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) 1
Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion 1
Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) 1
Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping 1
Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) 1
Elf Guard fuel tank 2
Elf Guard hangover cure 1
Elf Guard honor present 1
Elf Guard hotpants 1
Elf Guard insignia (general) 2
Elf Guard insignia (private) 6
Elf Guard mouthknife 2
Elf Guard MPC 6
Elf Guard officer's sidearm 1
Elf Guard patrol cap 1
Elf Guard payroll bag 1
Elf Guard red and white beret 1
Elf Guard safety bear 1
Elf Guard SCUBA tank 1
Elf Guard squirtgun 1
Elf Guard strategic map 2
Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo 1
Elf Guard tinsel grenade 6
Elf Guard war standard 1
elf ploughshare 1
Elfin shortbread 6
Elizabeth's Dollie 2
Elizabeth's paintbrush 141
Ellsbury's journal 1
Ellsbury's journal (used) 1
Ellsbury's skull 1
Elmley shades 4
Elron's Explosive Etude 1
elven limbos gingerbread 2
elven cellocello 26
elven hardtack 107
elven magi-pack 65
elven medi-pack 59
elven moonshine 6
elven socks 29
elven squeeze 113
elven suicide capsule 101
elven tambourine 1
elven whittling knife 1
Elvish delight 36
Elvish underarmor 1
embezzler's oil 6
EMD holo-record 27
emergency glowstick 105
emergency margarita 6
empty agua de vida bottle 6
empty blowgun 6
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 6
empty hourglass 1
empty lava bottle 6
empty meat tank 177
En Una Fila Tequila 1
enchanted barbell 80
enchanted bean 6
enchanted bean burrito 6
enchanted brass knuckles 6
enchanted eyepatch 1
enchanted fire extinguisher 1
Enchanted Flyswatter 2
enchanted handwarmer 7
enchanted leopard-print barbell 2
enchanted muesli 159
Enchanted Plunger 6
enchanted toothpick 13
enchantlers 3
encoder ring 10
energized spores 110
Energy Buzz Pastaco 3
energy drink IV 20
Engorged Sausages and You 1
enhanced signal receiver 1
ennui-flavored potato chips 29
enormous belt buckle 6
enormous hoop earring 120
Ent cider 34
enticing mayolus 1
epic cluster 1
epic wad 1
equal sign 1
eraser nubbin 15
ert grey goo ring 1
escargotsicle 6
especially salty dog 1
essential cameraderie 6
essential soy 6
essential tofu 6
etched hourglass 1
eternal car battery 2
even more tinsel 1
Event Horizon 6
everfull glass 21
Everlasting Deckswabber 6
Every Day is Like This Sundae 2
evil flaming eyeball pendant 1
evil golden arch 6
evil golden arches 22
evil googly eye 19
evil noodles 1
evil paper umbrella 1
evil teddy bear 20
evil teddy bear sewing kit 3
evil-ass club 1
exactly-three-shaped box 1
excitement pill 144
executive mime flask 1
exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton 1
exotic jungle fruit 6
exotic orchid 2
exotic parrot egg 1
exotic travel brochure 39
expensive camera 3
expensive champagne 12
expensive cigar 3
experimental carbon fiber pasta additive 1
experimental serum G-9 38
experimental serum P-00 6
expired can of franks 'n' beans 1
expired MRE 2
exploding gum 1
exploding hacky-sack 52
explosion-flavored chewing gum 1
extra time 11
extra-fancy ring setting 10
extra-flat panini 37
extra-greasy slider 6
extra-grubby grub 6
extra-hard jawbreaker 6
extra-heavy BRICKO brick 4
extra-large palm-frond toupee 3
extra-potent gremlin mutagen 24
extra-see-thru nightie 3
Extra-slimy Slimosa 8
extra-spicy bloody mary 30
extra-strength goo 1
extra-strength red potion 54
extra-strength rubber bands 1
extra-strength strongness elixir 20
extra-toasted half sandwich 6
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 97
eXtreme meat crossbow 1
eXtreme meat staff 3
eXtreme meat sword 4
eXtreme mittens 6
eXtreme nose ring 1
eXtreme scarf 6
extremely confusing manual 6
extremely skinny jeans 3
extremely slippery nipple 5
extremely wet T-shirt 1
Extrovermectin™ 6
eye 'n' horn shampoo 1
Eye Agate 6
Eye and a Twist 6
eye of newt 6
eye of the Tiger-lily 6
eye-pod 6
eyebrow lifter 4
eyedrops of newt 6
eyedrops of the ermine 6
eyedrops of the ocelot 6
eyepatch 6
f3d0r4 6
Fabiotion 6
fabric hardener 6
fabric softener 47
facehugging alien 24
facsimile dictionary 18
faded green protest sign 1
faded red protest sign 1
fairy gravy boat 7
fake blood 51
fake cocktail 10
fake fake vomit 10
fake hand 6
fake plastic grass 12
fake washboard 1
Falcon™ Maltese Liquor 6
false eyelashes 1
Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium 1
fancy ball mask 5
fancy bath salts 2
fancy beef jerky 8
fancy beer bottle 4
fancy beer label 6
fancy black tie 1
fancy blue potion 37
fancy but probably evil chocolate 4
fancy calligraphy pen 32
fancy canapés 1
fancy chocolate 10
fancy chocolate car 9
fancy chocolate sculpture 2
fancy dress ball 6
fancy opera glasses 16
fancy party pants 1
fancy schmancy cheese sauce 3
fancy seashell necklace 3
fancy tin beer can 9
fancy tophat 1
fancy tuxedo pants 1
Fantasma en la Máquina 36
FantasyRealm guest pass 6
FantasyRealm key 4
FantasyRealm Mage's Hat 11
FantasyRealm mead 1
FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask 8
FantasyRealm tattoo kit 1
FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm 7
farfalle bow tie 1
fat bottom quark 6
fat loot token 71
fat stacks of cash 6
fat wallet 6
Fauna Libre 47
Faux 1
FDKOL commendation 6
FDKOL fire hose 1
FDKOL hotcakes 6
Feliz Navidad 6
felt 7
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 83
fermenting powder 6
ferret bait 5
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 6
fertilized ghuol egg 1
festive egg sac 4
festive holiday hat 8
festive sausage 5
festive warbear bank 1
fetid feather 134
Fettris 5
fettucini épines Inconnu 12
fettucini Inconnu 9
Feynman gate 79
fez of etymology 1
fiberglass fannypack 1
fiberglass fedora 1
fiberglass fetish 1
fiberglass fibers 1
fiberglass fingerguard 1
fiberglass foil 1
fiberglass frock 1
fiberglass insulation 80
fiery wing 7
figurine of a charred seal 49
figurine of a cold seal 105
figurine of a cute baby seal 5
figurine of a shadowy seal 39
figurine of a sleek seal 72
figurine of a slippery seal 34
figurine of a stinking seal 135
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 29
figurine of an ancient seal 1
figurine of an armored seal 4
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 6
filet of The Fish 2
filigreed hamethyst earring 3
filigreed hamethyst necklace 3
filigreed hamethyst ring 3
filled mosquito 77
filth-encrusted futon 13
filthy armor 6
filthy child leash 6
filthy corduroys 6
filthy hippy poncho 1
filthy knitted dread sack 6
filthy monkey head 6
filthy pestle 74
filthy poultice 6
fin-bit wax 3
fine aged cheddarwurst 90
fine wine 26
finger cuffs 6
finger cymbals 123
finger exerciser 3
Finnish Fish 4
fire 6
fire ant pheromones 1
fire crackers 8
fire flower 57
fire hose 1
fire of unknown origin 144
fire poi 4
fire-roasted lake trout 168
fireball 6
firebomb 20
fireclutch 8
fireman's helmet 1
fireman's lunch 1
firemilk 12
fireproof megaphone 6
fireproof skip lid 1
Firewater 6
first-aid pouch 1
fish bazooka 3
fish head 5
fish juice box 1
fish sauce 1
fish scimitar 4
fish stick 4
fish stick cozy 2
fish-liver oil 172
fishbone belt 1
fishbone bracers 1
fishbone catcher's mitt 1
fishbone corset 1
fishbone facemask 2
fishbone fins 1
fishbone kneepads 3
fishcake 7
fishelada 6
fishin' hat 1
fishy fish 5
fishy fish casserole 6
fishy fish lasagna 1
fishy paste 6
fishy pipe 2
fishy wand 3
fistful of wood shavings 6
fitness wristband 3
Fitspiration™ poster 6
Five Second Energy™ 6
five-fingered fern resin 6
fixed-gear bicycle 6
fixodent 18
fizzing spore pod 6
fizzy potion 6
Flag by the Foot™ 6
flame orb 6
flamin' bindle 6
Flamin' Whatshisname 6
Flaming Caipiranha 6
flaming cardboard sword 6
flaming crutch 6
flaming feather 6
flaming glowsticks 6
Flaming Knob 6
flaming leaf crown 7
Flaming Mohobo 6
flaming mushroom 6
flaming mushroom wine 6
flaming nose 6
Flaming Sazerorc 6
flaming sword 6
flaming talons 6
flamingo mallet 6
Flan 1
flan del mar 1
Flan in the Moon 6
flange 66
flapper floppers 1
flapper fly 6
flaregun 9
Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory 6
flashy pirate dreadlocks 6
flask flops 52
flask of Amontillado 5
flask of baconstone juice 17
flask of egggrog 2
flask of embalming fluid 1
flask of Gnomochloric acid 9
flask of hamethyst juice 12
flask of mining oil 2
flask of moonshine 4
flask of porquoise juice 21
flask of port 6
flask of rainwater 6
flask of tainted mining oil 3
Flaskfull of Hollow 29
flat cider 6
flat dough 6
flat mushroom wine 11
flavored foot massage oil 37
flavorless gruel 161
flayed mind 179
fleetwood chain 148
fleetwood mac 'n' cheese 6
fleetwood macaroni 1
Fleshazole™ 153
fleshy putty 6
flimsy clipboard 55
flimsy hardwood scraps 6
flirtatious feather 6
floaty gravel 1
floaty inverse geode 1
floaty pebbles 3
floaty rock 1
floaty rock helmet 1
floaty rock necklace 1
floaty rock pants 1
floaty sand 16
floorboard cruft 1
floral print shirt 1
floral-print skirt 5
flour cookie 7
flower petal pie 7
flowing hippy skirt 2
fluid of fudge-finding 12
fluorescent lightbulb 1
flute of flat champagne 6
Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form 1
flyest of shirts 1
Flying Caipiranha 5
flypaper staff 3
flytrap bezoar 5
flytrap pellet 6
foam commodore's hat 1
foam dart 18
foam naval trousers 1
foam noodle 14
foam pistol 6
foetid seal tear 6
Fog Murderer 16
foggy glass globe 1
foie gras 1
folder (barbarian) 1
folder (blue) 4
folder (catfish) 1
folder (cyan) 3
folder (D-Team) 5
folder (dancing dolphins) 1
folder (Ex-Files) 1
folder (green) 7
folder (heavy metal) 1
folder (holographic fractal) 1
folder (Jackass Plumber) 1
folder (Knight Writer) 1
folder (KOLHS) 1
folder (magenta) 1
folder (owl) 1
folder (rainbow unicorn) 1
folder (red) 1
folder (Seawolf) 3
folder (skull and crossbones) 2
folder (smiley face) 3
folder (space skeleton) 6
folder (sports car) 1
folder (sportsballs) 6
folder (Stinky Trash Kid) 1
folder (tranquil landscape) 1
folder (wizard) 3
folder (Yedi) 43
folder (yellow) 1
food drive button 1
foolscap fool's cap 6
foon 2
foon of fearfulness 1
foon of fleshiness 1
foon of foulness 1
foon of frigidity 1
foon of fulmination 1
foot-long hot daub 1
football helmet 15
forbidden danish 1
forbidden sausage 1
forest canopy bed 1
forest spirit rattle 13
forest tears 3
fortifying hot cocoa 6
fortune cookie 6
fossilized baboon skull 2
fossilized bat skull 4
fossilized demon skull 50
fossilized limb 6
fossilized necklace 1
fossilized serpent skull 18
fossilized spider skull 5
fossilized spike 6
fossilized spine 2
fossilized torso 6
fossilized wing 78
fossilized wyrm skull 4
fountain 'soda' 17
fragment of Jarlsberg's soul 1
Frankly Mr. Shank 1
Frat Army FGF 4
frat brats 7
frayed rope belt 8
Freddie's blessing of Mercury 6
Freddy Kruegerand 44
free boots 1
free-range mushroom 1
freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini 22
freezerburned ice cube 19
freezin' bindle 3
freightcake 6
French bronilla brogurt 5
french-fry grabber 1
French-Transylvanian Dictionary 1
freshwater fishbone 9
freshwater pearl necklace 112
fricasseed brains 167
fried air 6
Friendliness Beverage 6
friendly cheez blob 12
Friendly Turkey 14
frightful feather 152
frigid air mattress 3
frigid fudgepuck 4
frigid hankyū 18
frigid mote 1
frigid ninja stars 6
Frigid Northern Beans 1
frigid-ass club 1
frilly shirt 21
frilly skirt 6
frog lip-print 147
Frogade 160
Fromage Pinotage 15
frontwinder skin 1
frost flower 3
Frost™ brand sword 1
frost-rimed desk bell 6
frost-rimed seal hide 1
frostbite-flavored Hob-O 6
frosty halo 1
Frosty's arm 2
Frosty's carrot 2
Frosty's frosty mug 6
Frosty's iceball 1
Frosty's nailbat 2
Frosty's old silk hat 2
Frosty's snowball sack 2
Frown Exerciser 1
frozen banquet 6
frozen danish 3
frozen feather 6
frozen Mob Penguin 6
frozen mushroom 6
frozen nunchaku 24
frozen seal spine 3
frozen shampoo-conditioner 6
frozen tofu pop 5
frozen turtle shell 6
fruit basket 3
fruit bat 1
fruit bowl 1
fruit-stuffed rumcake 1
fruitcake 6
fruitfilm 28
fruity girl swill 7
fruity pebble 6
fry-oil-flavored Hob-O 6
frying brainpan 1
Fu Manchu Wax 4
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Fudge Fiber Armor Plating 2
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fudge pocket square 4
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fudge-shaped hole in space-time 88
fudgecule 6
fudgecycle 1
fudgesicle 3
Fudgie Roll 2
full lava bottle 1
full meat tank 5
fumble formula 6
Fun-Guy spore 3
FunFunds™ 32
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funky junk key 1
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furry fur 6
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furry green turtle 1
furry halo 6
furry kilt 1
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furry pill 46
furry skirt 1
fusilli marrownarrow 6
fusillocybin 5
future drug: Coolscaline 6
future drug: Muscularactum 6
future drug: Smartinex 6
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fuzzy busby 6
fuzzy dice 16
fuzzy earmuffs 71
fuzzy montera 57
fuzzy polar bear ears 1
Fuzzy Tentacle 6
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gabardine girdle 1
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gabardine gunnysack 1
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gallon of milk 6
Game Grid ticket 6
Game Grid token 6
Game Grid valued membership card 1
GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine 6
gamer slurry 6
gamma nog 6
ganger bandana 3
garbage juice slurpee 6
garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O 6
garish pinky ring 7
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Garter of the Turtle Poacher 6
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gas can 6
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gator skin 179
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gauze garter 91
gauze hammock 6
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Gazelleton 1
gazely stare 6
gazing shoes 1
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Gearhead Goo 5
gelatinous meat mass 1
Genalen™ Bottle 138
Gene Tonic: Beast 17
Gene Tonic: Constellation 16
Gene Tonic: Construct 19
Gene Tonic: Demon 12
Gene Tonic: Dude 22
Gene Tonic: Elemental 7
Gene Tonic: Elf 12
Gene Tonic: Fish 26
Gene Tonic: Goblin 6
Gene Tonic: Hippy 5
Gene Tonic: Hobo 4
Gene Tonic: Horror 4
Gene Tonic: Humanoid 1
Gene Tonic: Insect 1
Gene Tonic: Mer-kin 3
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Gene Tonic: Penguin 3
Gene Tonic: Pirate 1
Gene Tonic: Plant 4
Gene Tonic: Slime 1
Gene Tonic: Undead 5
Gene Tonic: Weird 5
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generic healing potion 6
generic mana potion 13
generic restorative potion 11
Gets-You-Drunk 1
ghast iron cleaver 1
ghast iron codpiece 1
ghast iron Garibaldi 1
ghast iron heater shield 1
ghast iron ingot 1
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ghost beer 6
ghost bit 6
ghost cucumber 19
Ghost Dog Chow 6
ghost key 6
ghost of a necklace 6
ghost pepper 6
ghost pickle on a stick 1
Ghost Pinching Quarterly 6
ghost protocol 4
ghost thread 1
ghost toga 6
ghost trap 1
ghostly body paint 6
ghostly dagger 6
ghostly ectoplasm 6
ghostly pickling solution 1
ghuol ears 6
ghuol egg 6
ghuol egg quiche 10
ghuol guolash 6
ghuol-ear kabob 2
giant artisanal rice peeler 6
Giant black monolith 6
giant book of ancient carols 1
giant breath mint 6
giant cactus quill 6
giant candy cane 6
giant cheesestick 1
giant clay ashtray 2
giant designer sunglasses 6
giant diamond ring 1
giant discarded bottlecap 6
giant discarded plastic fork 6
giant discarded torn-up glove 6
giant driftwood sculpture 1
giant fishhook 1
giant foam finger 6
giant free-range mushroom 1
giant giant moth dust 6
giant glass of brandy 1
giant grain of protein powder 6
giant green gummi bear 1
giant green gummi ingot 1
giant gym membership card 6
giant heirloom grape tomato 6
giant jar of protein powder 6
giant marshmallow 6
giant motorcycle boots 7
giant moxie weed 6
giant neckbeard 6
giant needle 6
giant O 1
giant pearl 1
giant penguin keychain 6
giant pinky ring 6
giant red gummi bear 6
giant red gummi ingot 1
giant safety pin 6
giant shrimp fork 1
giant spider leg 6
giant stuffed bugbear 1
giant tube of black lipstick 6
giant turkey leg 6
giant X 1
giant yellow gummi bear 6
giant yellow gummi ingot 1
giant yellow hat 1
gibson 10
gift card 6
gift-a-pult 1
gilded ancient cursed chest 1
gilded ancient cursed key 1
gilded BRICKO brick 1
gilded BRICKO chalice 1
gilded lily 1
gilded trumpet 1
gill rings 1
gilt perfume bottle 6
gimlet 18
gin and tonic 7
Gin Mint 14
gin-soaked blotter paper 3
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ginger snaps 6
gingerbeard 1
gingerbread bugbear 4
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gingerbread dog treat 6
gingerbread gavel 1
gingerbread hoodie 6
gingerbread horror 1
gingerbread house 1
gingerbread moneybag 1
gingerbread mug 7
gingerbread mutant bugbear 1
gingerbread nylons 10
gingerbread pirate 6
gingerbread pistol 1
gingerbread restraining order 1
gingerbread robot 6
gingerbread smartphone 6
gingerbread spice latte 6
gingerbread tophat 1
gingerbread trousers 1
gingerbread waistcoat 1
gingerbread wine 6
gingernade 6
gingerservo 3
gingham blouse 10
ginormous pumpkin 12
ginseng 1
giraffe-necked turtle 6
glacial clock 1
glacial sapphire 7
gladiator tunica 6
Glamare 1
glark cable 135
Glass Balls of the Goblin King 35
glass casserole dish 6
glass eye 1
glass gnoll eye 6
glass of baboon milk 147
glass of bourbon 29
glass of drippy wine 12
glass of gnat milk 31
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glass of herbal tequila 6
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glass of warm milk 84
glass of warm water 34
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glass slipper 1
gleaming oyster egg 21
glimmering buzzard feather 6
glimmering great tit feather 1
glimmering penguin feather 1
glimmering phoenix feather 1
glimmering raven feather 1
glimmering roc feather 6
glistening fish meat 90
glistening oyster egg 36
glistening staff 3
glittery mascara 6
Glo-Pop 30
glob of cream cheese 6
glob of enchanted icing 6
glob of extra-green chlorophyll 1
glob of green slime 6
glob of melted wax 6
glob of salty molasses 6
glob of spoiled mayo 7
glob of undifferentiated tissue 6
globe of Deep Sauce 14
Globmule 1
gloomy black mushroom 1
gloomy mushroom wine 11
glow-in-the-dark dart gun 1
glow-in-the-dark necklace 4
glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub 1
glow-in-the-dark wristwatch 1
glowing esca 5
glowing fungus 6
glowing New Age crystal 4
glowing red eye 1
glowing spore pod 6
glowing syringe 24
Glum berry 6
glyph of athleticism 38
gnashing teeth 1
gnat lasagna 1
gnatloaf 4
gnatloaf casserole 6
gnatwing 6
gnatwing earring 1
gnauga hide 28
gnauga hide buckler 1
gnauga hide chaps 1
gnauga hide kilt 1
gnauga hide skirt 1
gnauga hide vest 1
gnauga hide whip 3
gnawed-up dog bone 5
gnocchetti di Nietzsche 10
gnoll lips 6
gnoll teeth 164
gnoll-tooth necklace 3
Gnollish autoplunger 1
Gnollish casserole dish 104
Gnollish Crossdress 165
Gnollish flyswatter 104
Gnollish pie server 67
Gnollish pie tin 33
Gnollish plunger 105
Gnollish sangria 8
Gnollish slotted spoon 59
Gnollish toolbox 66
Gnomish sagngria 3
Gnomish toolbox 1
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 10
go-go potion 19
Go-Wassail 1
goat 1
goat beard 162
goat cheese 58
goat cheese pizza 96
goat cheese taco 6
goatskin umbrella 6
gob of wet hair 7
goblin autoblowgun 20
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goblin collarbone 1
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goblin paste 3
goblin water 8
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gold crown 30
gold lamé pants 59
gold nuggets 7
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gold star 16
gold tooth 6
gold toothbrush 116
Gold Velvet™ whiskey 10
gold wedding ring 6
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golden fleece 6
golden gum 12
golden gun 61
Golden Kokomo Resort Chip 1
Golden Light 6
Golden Mean 8
golden plastic oyster egg 1
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golden tattoo gun 1
golden twig 4
Good 'n' Quiet 29
Good 'n' Slimy 46
good ash 6
good brain 6
good gravy 6
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gooey drippy candy bar 1
gooey lava globs 6
gooey paste 6
goofily-plumed helmet 3
googly eye 9
googly-ball hat 1
googly-heart hat 1
googly-star hat 1
gooified animal matter 9
gooified mineral matter 6
gooified vegetable matter 6
Gordon Bennett 3
Gorillape 1
gory drippy orb 1
goth kid t-shirt 75
GOTO 17
goulauncher 6
gourmet gourami oil 75
government 26
government cheese 8
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government-issued candy 6
government-issued night-vision goggles 6
gr8ps 6
grain of sand 6
grandfather watch 1
grape troll doll 1
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grass clippings 6
grass hat 2
grass skirt 2
grass whistle 1
Grasshopper 6
grassy cutlass 6
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Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) 1
Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) 1
grave robbing shovel 154
graveyard snowglobe 23
gravy boat 6
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob 7
gray bow tie 3
gray seashell 154
grease cannon 1
grease gun 1
grease trap 3
greasy desk bell 6
greasy paste 3
great big capacitor 11
great old fashioned 2
Great Older Fashioned 1
Greaves of the Murk Lord 1
Greek fire 6
green and red bean 6
green balloon 1
green bean casserole 1
green beer 6
green BRICKO brick 6
Green Burlap 1
green candy heart 6
green clay bead 1
green cloth cap 1
Green Clover of Justice 1
green drunki-bear 6
green eggnog 1
green face paint 1
Green Giant 6
green gummi ingot 1
green hamhock 6
green lava globs 6
green LavaCo Lamp™ 1
green mana 6
Green Manalishi 6
green marshmallow 6
Green Muslin 3
green peawee marble 4
green pill 1
green pixel 6
green pixel potion 6
green pixie spog 1
green rock candy 3
green rocket 6
green seashell 6
green smoke bomb 7
green snowcone 1
Green Velvet 6
green-frosted astral cupcake 6
green-iced sweet roll 1
gremlin juice 6
gremlin mutagen 80
grey cube 142
grey down vest 1
Grey Guanon 6
grilled cheese sandwich 6
grilled mooseflank 6
Grim Brothers' story book 1
grim fairy tale 16
grimstone galoshes 1
grimstone mask 6
grimy lab coat 117
grinning turtle 3
grip key 6
grisly shell fragment 6
grizzled bearskin 1
grody jug 143
grog 13
grog nuts 12
groggipop 1
grogpagne 102
Groll doll 3
groose grease 20
groovy prism necklace 3
groping claw 1
grouchy restless spirit 95
grouper fangirl 3
groupie bra 27
groupie lipstick 50
groupie spangles 155
groveling gravel 6
grubby wool 7
grubby wool beerwarmer 1
grubby wool gloves 1
grubby wool hat 1
grubby wool scarf 1
grubby wool trousers 1
grubby woolball 3
grue egg 82
grue egg omelette 68
grumpy old man charrrm 6
grumpy old man charrrm bracelet 5
grungy bandana 117
grungy flannel shirt 35
guancertina 25
guano coffee cup 12
guard turtle collar 6
guard turtle shell 67
guffin 1
guilty sprout 11
guitar pick 6
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gummi belemnite 1
gummi bowtie 1
gummi canary 70
gummi fang 11
gummi salamander 141
gummi snake 6
gummi sword 3
gummi trilobite 2
gummi turtle 6
Gummi-DNA 10
Gummi-Gnauga 20
Gummy Brains 3
gumshoes 1
gun cleaning kit 15
gun parts 1
gunky chicken 94
gunner's daughter 8
gunpowder burrito 57
gunwale 1
gunwale whalegun 1
guts necklace 1
guy made of bee pollen 6
gym membership card 6
gym shorts 6
Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom 6
gyroscope 6
hacked gibson 7
haemolymphnode 6
haggis socks 20
haggis-infused soap 96
haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis 11
hair of the fish 91
hair oil 62
hair spray 6
Hairpiece On Fire 1
hairshirt 1
hairy staff 3
Half a Purse 1
half double fruitcake 6
half of a gold tooth 56
half-baked potion 162
half-digested coal 12
half-empty carton of milk 18
half-height cigar 1
half-height unicycle 1
half-melted spoon 31
half-orchid 92
half-rotten brain 80
half-size scalpel 92
half-sized guitar 74
halfberd 9
halibut 6
ham steak 1
hambrosier 15
hamburger 71
hamethyst 21
hamethyst bracelet 1
hamethyst earring 2
hamethyst necklace 2
hamethyst ring 5
hamethyst-handled sixgun 1
hamlet sandwich 6
hammerus 1
hand grenegg 12
Hand in Glove 6
hand of cards 6
Hand that Rocks the Ladle 1
hand-carved staff 5
hand-crafted candy cane 1
hand-knitted Crimbo socks 1
hand-knitted diving booties 1
handful of barley 6
handful of bees 6
handful of Boltsmann bearings 6
handful of confetti 6
handful of crafty noodles 6
handful of Crotchety Pine needles 6
handful of drink tickets 6
handful of fire 6
handful of hand chalk 7
handful of honey 14
handful of Laughing Willow bark 6
handful of moss 7
handful of napalm 6
handful of numbers 3
handful of nuts and berries 6
handful of pine needles 6
handful of sand 97
handful of sawdust 6
handful of Smithereens 6
handful of stubble 6
handful of tips 6
handful of toilet paper 6
handful of walnuts 7
handmade hobby horse 1
Handsome Devil 15
handsomeness potion 6
handyman "hand soap" 83
happiness 65
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 2
hard rock 6
hard spore pod 6
hardboiled egg 92
hardened slime belt 1
hardened slime hat 1
hardening cream 6
hardware upgrade 1
hare brush 6
harem girl t-shirt 39
Hatorade 14
haunted battery 83
haunted bottle of vodka 7
haunted cherry pie 9
haunted eggnog 6
haunted flame 6
haunted gimlet 6
haunted Hell ramen 6
haunted martini 6
haunted orange 6
haunted paddle-ball 25
haunted pizza 22
Haunted Sorority House staff guide 6
hawk 6
hawkface potion 6
Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance 6
Haymaker 11
hazardous sauce dosimeter 1
head mirror 103
head-mounted Trainbot 1
headhunter necktie 79
headless sparrow 34
heart cozy 6
heart necklace 30
heart of dark chocolate 1
heart of rock and roll 1
heart of the volcano 18
heart-shaped balloon 92
heart-shaped candy whetstone 155
heat-resistant gloves 4
heat-resistant necktie 3
heat-resistant sheet metal 6
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heavy crown 6
heavy D 6
heavy duty umbrella 1
heavy leather-bound tome 1
heavy metal sonata 28
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 43
heavy necklace chain 12
heavy-duty clipboard 1
heavy-duty Crimbot aerial 3
hedgeturtle 173
Heimandatz's heart 2
Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans 1
Hell and How I Bent It 1
Hell broth 1
hell in a bucket 6
Hell ramen 7
Hellfire Spicy Beans 6
hellion cube 6
hellseal claw 6
hellseal whisker 6
Helm of the Scream Emperor 5
helm of the white knight 2
helmet recipe 10
helmet turtle 6
Helvella Haemophilia mushroom 4
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hemp net 50
hemp string 6
henna face paint 55
henna tattoo 14
hep waders 6
herb brownies 11
herbal stuffing 41
herbs 6
hermedisiac cologne 4
hermit factoid 3
hermit permit 92
Herring Daiquiri 9
Herring Wallbanger 16
herringcello 17
Herringtini 54
Hersey™ SMOOCH 68
hewn moon-rune spoon 1
hi-octane carrot juice 9
hibiscus petal 24
Hide-rox™ cookie 9
hideous egg 1
high-calorie sugar substitute 16
high-end ginger wine 3
high-energy mining laser 17
high-pressure seltzer bottle 17
high-resistance ultrapolymer plating 6
high-speed upgrade 1
high-temperature mining drill 1
high-temperature mining mask 1
high-test fishing line 11
Highest Bitter 4
hill of beans 6
Himalayan Hidalgo sauce 1
hippo skin buckler 1
hippo whip 4
hippopotamus kilt 1
hippopotamus pants 1
hippopotamus skin 44
hippopotamus skirt 1
hipposkin poncho 52
Hippy Army MPE 6
hippy bongo 61
hippy herbal tea 15
hippy medical kit 3
hippy paste 8
hippy protest button 7
hipster cocktail 6
History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX 1
hoarded candy wad 21
hobo code binder 1
hobo fortress blueprints 2
hobo nickel 30
hobo paste 13
hobo stogie 1
Hodgman's blanket 6
Hodgman's bow tie 1
Hodgman's cane 1
Hodgman's garbage sticker 1
Hodgman's harmonica 1
Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin 1
Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top 1
Hodgman's lobsterskin pants 1
Hodgman's porkpie hat 3
Hodgman's varcolac paw 2
holiday cheese log 2
Holiday Fun! 33
holiday log 1
holistic headache remedy 178
Hollandaise helmet 6
hollow rock 181
holly-flavored Hob-O 6
holo-bomber 1
holo-platoon 10
holo-tank 1
holy bomb, batman 1
home robotics kit 26
Homebodyl™ 6
homemade robot gear 3
homeopathic healing powder 9
homeopathic mint tea 1
honey bun of Boris 1
honey dipper 1
honey mead 1
honey stick 6
honey-dew 6
honey-dipped locust 6
honey-drenched ham slice 6
honeybritches 1
honeycap 1
honeypot 1
hopping socks 3
horizontal tango 8
hors d'oeuvre tray 148
Hot 'n' Scarys 83
hot and sour sauce 1
hot ashes 1
hot buttered roll 6
hot button candy 6
hot cluster 3
hot clusterbomb 1
hot coal 43
hot cocoa au beurre 6
hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows 6
hot cross bow 1
hot date 6
hot daub 6
hot daub bun 1
hot daub stand 1
hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa 6
hot egg 1
hot hi mein 13
hot jelly 1
hot katana blade 6
hot mint schnocolate 17
hot nuggets 344
hot pink lipstick 3
hot plate 6
hot powder 6
hot spore pod 6
hot stuffing 1
hot wad 24
hot watered rum 6
hot wine 1
hot wing 6
hot-ass club 1
hotel minibar key 3
hothammer 1
Hotwire™ brand candy rope 7
hourglass 1
house-sized mushroom 5
housekeeping automa-core 3
hovering sombrero 1
How to Avoid Scams 6
How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying 1
How to Play Othello 6
huge bowl of candy 6
huge Crimbo cookie 11
huge gold coin 53
huge mint leaf 30
huge mosquito proboscis 5
huge pumpkin 1
huge spoon 142
Huggler Radio 1
human musk 6
Humanitini 3
humble pie 7
Hundred Headed IPA 11
Hunger™ Sauce 6
hunk of granite 6
hushed puppy 59
hustler shades 58
hyperbolic plasma focuser 69
hyperinflated seal lung 1
hypodermic needle 21
ice cream sandwich 3
ice harvest 25
ice hotel bell 6
ice house 4
Ice Island Long Tea 45
ice porter 2
ice rice 5
ice skate decoy 1
ice skate doll 1
ice stein 16
ice wine 4
Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace 3
Ice-Cold Beer Ring 3
Ice-Cold Beerring 3
ice-cold Cloaca Zero 6
ice-cold fotie 6
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 6
ice-cold six-pack 6
ice-cold Willer 6
iceberg lettuce 5
Iceberglar scarf 6
iced plum wine 18
iced-out bling 4
icicle katana 1
icing poncho 1
icy hairspray 166
icy katana hilt 59
icy mushroom wine 3
icy-hot katana 1
iFlail 1
igloo pie 1
iGoogly 17
Iiti Kitty Gumdrop 2
Iiti Kitty phone charm 6
illegal firecracker 6
illicit fish sauce 1
Illuminati earpiece 6
Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos 1
imaginary lemon 3
imitation crab crate 6
imitation crab meat 6
imitation crab zoea 1
imitation nice watch 1
imitation whetstone 1
imitation White Russian 6
immense ballet shoes 2
immense cyborg hand 6
immense free-range mushroom 1
imp air 7
Imp Ale 8
imp unity ring 6
imported lemon lozenge 15
imported taffy 6
improved martini 4
impure gasoline 6
incredible pizza 20
incredibly creepy marionette 13
indescribably horrible paste 6
industrial frosting 1
industrial lubricant 13
industrial strength anti-fungal spray 1
industrial strength starch 6
industrially-crushed ice 1
inert sludgepuppy 1
infernal fife 6
infernal insoles 175
infernal snowball 26
infernal toilet brush 1
inflammable leaf 1
inflatable baseball bat 2
inflatable duck 8
inflatable LT&T telegraph office 13
infrablack lipstick 6
ingot turtle 3
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 1
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) 1
initiative shawarma 46
ink bladder 13
inkwell 6
inky squid sauce 30
Inndya trading card 3
Inner Strength 74
Inner Truth 18
Inner Wisdom 10
innuendo 1
insane tophat 1
insanely spicy bean burrito 6
insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito 18
insanely spicy jumping bean burrito 16
Instant Karma 114
insulated gold wire 2
insulting hat 1
intact anemone spike 131
intact medium-wave antenna 3
interesting-looking twig 7
internet point 91
interrogative elixir 6
Interview With You (a Vampire) 1
intimidating coiffure 1
intricate clockwork big hand 1
intricate clockwork birdhouse 2
intricate clockwork cuckoo 1
intricate clockwork disc 1
intricate clockwork egg 1
intricate clockwork little hand 1
intricate clockwork numeral I 1
intricate clockwork numeral II 1
intricate clockwork numeral III 1
intricate clockwork numeral IV 1
intricate clockwork numeral IX 1
intricate clockwork numeral V 1
intricate clockwork numeral VI 1
intricate clockwork numeral VII 1
intricate clockwork numeral VIII 1
intricate clockwork numeral X 1
intricate clockwork numeral XI 1
intricate clockwork numeral XII 1
intriguing puzzle box 4
invisibility cream 7
invisibility potion 79
invisible bag 4
invisible potion 6
ion grid 6
ion-pulse modulation stabilizer 6
irate sombrero 110
Irish Coffee, English Heart 17
Iron Beta of Industry 8
iron chain 1
iron dagger 1
iron helmet 1
iron pasta spoon 1
iron torso box 3
ironic battle spoon 1
ironic jogging shorts 2
ironic knit cap 1
ironic mint 167
ironic moustache 1
ironic oversized sunglasses 3
irradiated candy cane 13
irradiated pet snacks 20
irradiated turtle 6
irresistibility potion 6
irritability potion 20
iShield 1
Island Hurricane 9
Island Landslide 4
Island Thunderstorm 2
isotophat 1
ittah bittah hookah 1
ivory cue ball 7
jabañero pepper 6
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 6
jack flapper 6
Jack-in-the-box 8
Jack-O-Lantern beer 24
Jackass Plumber home game 1
Jackhammer 7
Jacob's rung 25
jagged scrap metal 54
jagged tooth 6
jalapeño slices 1
jam band 4
jam band bootleg 97
Jamaican coffee 1
jamfish jam 8
Jamocha berry 8
janglin' bones 6
jangly bracelet 6
jangly spurs 1
janitor sponge 8
janitor's mop 6
jar full of wind 6
jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade 6
jar of anniversary jam 1
jar of fermented pickle juice 6
jar of frostigkraut 1
jar of magical relish 1
jar of psychoses (Jick) 6
jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) 6
jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) 6
jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) 6
jar of psychoses (The Old Man) 6
jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) 6
jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) 6
jar of squeeze 1
jar of swamp gas 6
jar of swamp honey 80
Jarlsberg's earring 8
Jarlsberg's key lime 3
Jarlsberg's key lime pie 8
Jarlsberg's vegetable soup 1
jaunty feather 64
java cookie 57
jawbruiser 10
Jawmaster 2000™ 2
jazz soap 15
jazzy cigarette holder 91
Jeans of Loathing 1
Jefferson wings 43
jellyfish gel 17
Jerks' Health™ Magazine 6
jerky coins 48
jet bennie marble 1
jewelry-making pliers 5
jigsaw blade 36
jingling spore pod 6
jive turkey leg 6
Jocko Homo's head 2
Jodhpurs of Violence 1
Jokester makeup 6
Jolly Roger charrrm 6
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet 6
joybuzzer 161
jug of "wine" 6
jug of baconstone juice 22
jug of booze 1
jug of Gnomochloric acid 3
jug of hamethyst juice 11
jug of porquoise juice 11
jug-o-magicalness 26
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jumping horseradish 6
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jungle floor wax 116
Jungle Juice 8
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junk yard 15
Junk-Bond 4
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Jurassic Parka 1
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karma shawarma 6
Kashmir sweater 3
keel-haulin' knife 86
Keese berry 6
keg shield 15
Kelflar vest 6
kelp 7
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kelp-holly gun 1
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Kentucky-fried meat staff 1
Kentucky-fried meat sword 1
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ketchup hound 6
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kickback cookbook 6
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killing feather 6
killing jar 6
kilopede skull 1
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Kiss the Knob apron 1
Kissin' Cousins 1
kite 1
kitty sheet music 1
Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card 1
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kiwi beak 6
kneecapping stick 6
knight cookie 1
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Knob Göblin lòve potion 6
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 6
Knob Goblin elite helm 6
Knob Goblin elite pants 6
Knob Goblin elite polearm 6
Knob Goblin elite shirt 6
Knob Goblin eyedrops 6
Knob Goblin firecracker 6
Knob Goblin harem pants 6
Knob Goblin harem veil 6
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Knob Goblin love potion 6
Knob Goblin lunchbox 6
Knob Goblin melon baller 6
Knob Goblin Mutagen 6
Knob Goblin nasal spray 6
Knob Goblin pants 6
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Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray 6
Knob Goblin scimitar 6
Knob Goblin seltzer 6
Knob Goblin sharpening spray 6
Knob Goblin spatula 6
Knob Goblin steroids 6
Knob Goblin stink bomb 6
Knob Goblin superseltzer 6
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Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil 6
Kokomo Resort Chip 48
Kokomo Resort Order Pad 6
Kokomo Resort Pass 6
KoL Con 13 T-shirt 6
Krakrox's Loincloth 4
Krampus Horn 1
Kudzu salad 1
Kudzu slaw 6
kumquartz 3
kumquartz ring 1
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kumquat supersucker 6
L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate 6
La Fantasma y La Oscuridad 3
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 7
lab-grown meat 129
ladle of mystery 3
Lapis Lazuli 6
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Lava Miner's Daughter 1
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LavaCo™ Lamp housing 1
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LCD game: Food Eater 6
LCD game: Garbage River 6
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leather mask 6
leathery bat skin 6
leathery cat skin 6
leathery rat skin 6
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Lederhosen of the Night 8
leechknife 6
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left-handed melodica 1
leftover canapés 3
leftover chocolate bar 14
leftover Crimbo rations 1
leftover pasty 6
leftovers 160
leftovers of indeterminate origin 2
leftovers sandwich 72
leg-mounted Trainbots 1
leggings of the Spider Queen 1
legitimate business on the beach 6
lemon 8
lemon meringue pie 8
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lemonade marble 3
Lemonade-235 2
lemonhead caviar 6
lemony scales 4
length of old fuse 10
length of string 6
Lens of Hatred 1
Leonard's glasses 93
leotarrrd 6
Lepardner 1
leprechaun hatchling 2
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lesser grodulated violet 20
Let Me Be! 4
Letter from Carrie Bradshaw 106
letterman's jacket 4
Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil 178
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Li'l Businessman Kit 4
li'l candy corn costume 1
li'l knight costume 2
li'l unicorn costume 1
libation of liveliness 6
libertagliatelle 1
library card 85
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licorice garrote 43
licorice root 152
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lifeless meat doll 1
lihc eye 6
lihc eye pie 6
lihc face 6
Lil' Snowball Factory 1
limburger biker boots 3
lime 6
lime supersucker 2
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limepatch 3
limp broccoli 6
line 6
linguini immondizia bianco 13
linguini of the sea 5
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linoleum crossbow string 7
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linoleum sword 12
linoleum sword hilt 6
lint 1
lion musk 87
lion oil 73
liquid bread 15
liquid ice 25
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liquid rhinestones 8
liquid shifting time weirdness 40
liquid smoke 12
liquid SONAR 3
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literal grasshopper 3
little black book 70
Little Crimson Book 1
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little parachute guy 6
little piece of steel 6
little red .epub file 6
little red book 1
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little round pebble 6
little wooden mannequin 1
live lobster 6
live nautical mine 1
live wire 3
liver and let pie 1
liver popsicle 5
livid energy 1
Living to Drink, Drinking to Live 1
llama lama gong 6
loaded serum blowgun 8
loadstone 124
loaf of alien bread 17
loaf of soda bread 120
loafers 15
loathing eagle baby-doll shirt 3
Loathing Idol Microphone 6
Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged) 6
Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged) 6
Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged) 6
Lobos Mints 10
Lockenstock™ sandals 6
Locust 3
lodestone 6
logging hatchet 4
logic synthesizer 6
lollipop cufflinks 1
Lollipop Drop 8
lollipop stick 7
LOLmec statuette 1
Lolsipop 6
London frog 3
long pork 6
long pork casserole 6
long pork chop sandwiches 1
long pork lasagna 3
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long-forgotten necklace 5
long-stemmed rose 3
longhaired hippy wig 4
loose blade 1
loose purse strings 34
loose teeth 11
Lord Flameface's cloak 1
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 39
Lord Soggyraven's Slippers 3
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 6
los chinos 37
lost elf luggage 6
lost key 3
lotion of coldness 6
lotion of hotness 6
lotion of sleaziness 6
lotion of spookiness 6
lotion of stench 6
Louder Than Bomb 6
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 6
LOV Elixir #3 39
LOV Elixir #6 6
LOV Elixir #9 6
LOV Enamorang 11
LOV Entrance Pass 1
Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them 1
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love song of icy revenge 6
love song of naughty innuendo 6
love song of smoldering passion 6
love song of sugary cuteness 6
love song of vague ambiguity 6
lovecat tail 6
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lucky rabbitfish fin 4
Lucky Strikes holo-record 10
Lucky Surprise Egg 1
lucky-ish pill 48
Ludovico Pastaco 1
lumbering jack 17
Lumineux Limnio 33
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lump of black ichor 3
lump of Brituminous coal 8
lump of clay 12
lump of coal 6
lump of diamond 6
lump of goofball ore 6
lump of loyal latite 6
lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter 1
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lunar isotope 6
lupine appetite hormones 1
lupine sword 4
lustrous drippy orb 1
lustrous oyster egg 1
LWA ring 1
lychee chuhai 76
LyleCo premium magnifying glass 1
LyleCo premium monocle 1
LyleCo premium pickaxe 1
LyleCo premium rope 1
lynyrd musk 6
lynyrd skin 94
lynyrd skinner toothblack 156
lynyrd snare 6
lynyrdskin breeches 6
lynyrdskin cap 8
lynyrdskin tunic 12
M-242 55
macaroni duck 13
Mace of the Tortoise 72
machetito 6
macroplane grater 1
mad scientist's sock monkey 5
Mad Train wine 6
madius 6
Mae West 4
Mae West with a fly in it 5
mafia aria 6
mafia filofax 6
mafia middle finger ring 1
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mafia pinky ring 6
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magenta seashell 49
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magical battery 1
magical ice cube with a fly in it 6
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magical mystery juice 6
magical pony: Dusk Shiny 1
magical pony: Pearjack 1
magical pony: Rosey Cake 1
magical pony: Shutterfly 1
magical pony: Spectrum Dash 1
magical pony: Uniquity 50
magicalness-in-a-can 54
magicberry tablets 69
magilaser blastercannon 6
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 2
magnetic field 1
magnetic sculpture kit 10
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magnifying glass 1
magnolia blossom 12
magnum of fancy champagne 3
maid head 1
maiden wig 120
makeshift cape 1
makeshift crane 1
makeshift sixgun 1
makeshift skirt 3
makeshift turban 1
Mallomarbles 6
mama's squeezebox 7
mana curds 166
mana-basted tofurkey leg 2
mana-coated yams 26
mana-fortified cranberry sauce 2
mana-stuffed herbal stuffing 2
mandarina colada 11
mandarina colada with a fly in it 7
Manetwich 16
mangled finger 20
mangled squirrel 22
manly bloomers 1
mannequin leg 1
Mansquito Serum 1
Mansquito's blood 149
mantis skull 1
Manual of Lock Picking 1
Manual of Secret Door Detection 56
many-eyed glasses 8
map to a candy-rich block 1
maple leaf 2
maple syrup 6
marble maebari 1
marble magnet 1
marble mantle 1
marble mariachi hat 1
marble medallion 1
marble mignonette bowl 1
margarita 120
mariachi G-string 6
mariachi hat 6
mariachi pants 71
mariachi toothpaste 14
marine aquamarine 4
Mariner's Friend cough drops 1
marionette 13
marionette collective 1
Mark I Steam-Hat 2
Mark II Steam-Hat 7
Mark III Steam-Hat 5
Mark IV Steam-Hat 5
Mark of the Bugbear 2
Mark of the Ghost 2
Mark of the Skeleton 4
Mark of the Vampire 6
Mark of the Werewolf 4
Mark of the Zombie 5
Mark V Steam-Hat 24
Marltini 3
Marquis de Poivre soda 13
marshmallow 6
marshmallow bomb 36
marshmallow flambé 6
marshroom 172
martini 140
martiny 13
Marvin's marvelous pill 119
marzipan skull 6
mashed potatoes 2
mass of wriggling tentacles 1
massive gemstone 3
Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery 8
massive sitar 1
massive wrench 1
Master Thief's utility belt 1
mauve paisley oyster egg 7
mauve plastic oyster egg 23
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 15
mauve striped oyster egg 14
Maxing, Relaxing 1
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 71
Mayam spinach 1
Mayo de Mayo™ mayo 6
mayo pump 1
Mayodiol 6
Mayoflex 6
Mayonex 6
Mayor Ghost's cloak 1
Mayor Ghost's khakis 1
Mayostat 6
Mayozapine 6
McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade 7
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 2
meadeorite 13
Meat Butler 16
meat cowboy hat 1
Meat detector 1
meat engine 3
meat face 1
meat from yesterday 34
meat golem 1
Meat maid 10
Meat maid body 1
meat paste 97
meat shield 1
meat st‰¿bing club 6
meat stack 6
Meat Tenderizer is Murder 1
meat vortex 6
Meat-inflating powder 28
meatball 78
meatball machine 1
meatcar model 1
Meatcleaver 1
meatloaf helmet 3
meatsmithing guide 2
meatspout staff 11
meaty helmet turtle 2
Mechamelion 1
Medical Pastaco 3
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 6
medium slimy cyst 1
megacopia 6
megatofu 6
Meleegra™ pills 3
melon-infused sake 3
melted Jell-o shot 7
melty plastic grenade 6
meme generator 12
Memory Disk, Alpha 6
memory of a C 11
memory of a CA base pair 1
memory of a CG base pair 4
memory of a CT base pair 2
memory of a G 18
memory of a GT base pair 7
memory of a T 16
memory of an A 14
memory of an AG base pair 6
memory of an AT base pair 7
memory of some delicious amino acids 4
menorette 1
mentholated wine 9
menudo 4
menudo ravioli 1
Mer-kin begsign 2
Mer-kin breastplate 14
Mer-kin bunwig 3
Mer-kin cancerstick 1
Mer-kin cheatsheet 2
Mer-kin cookiestove 6
Mer-kin cooljuice 14
Mer-kin digpick 6
Mer-kin dodgeball 1
Mer-kin dragbelt 5
Mer-kin eyedrops 11
Mer-kin eyeglasses 1
Mer-kin fastjuice 27
Mer-kin finpaddle 3
Mer-kin fitbrine 18
Mer-kin foodbucket 33
Mer-kin gladiator mask 1
Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece 1
Mer-kin gutgirdle 7
Mer-kin hallpass 1
Mer-kin headguard 1
Mer-kin healscroll 117
Mer-kin hidepaint 6
Mer-kin hookspear 28
Mer-kin killscroll 12
Mer-kin lipstick 10
Mer-kin lunchbox 10
Mer-kin mouthsoap 17
Mer-kin paste 3
Mer-kin pinkslip 7
Mer-kin prayerbeads 30
Mer-kin pressureglobe 1
Mer-kin ragejuice 20
Mer-kin rocksalt 6
Mer-kin rollpin 1
Mer-kin roundshield 15
Mer-kin saltmint 42
Mer-kin saltsquid 6
Mer-kin sawdust 18
Mer-kin scholar mask 1
Mer-kin scholar tailpiece 1
Mer-kin smartjuice 72
Mer-kin sneakmask 22
Mer-kin stopwatch 3
Mer-kin strongjuice 13
Mer-kin switchblade 1
Mer-kin takebag 21
Mer-kin thighguard 1
Mer-kin thingpouch 42
Mer-kin weaksauce 72
Mer-kin wordquiz 12
Mer-kin worktea 1
Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques 1
Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance 1
mercenary headband 6
mercenary pistol 2
mercenary rifle 1
mermaid's purse 7
mesh cap 6
Mesmereyes™ contact lenses 4
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metal mandible 1
metal meteoroid 49
metallic A 6
metallic foil bow 1
metallic foil cat ears 1
metallic foil radar dish 1
metandienone 1
meteor shower cap 3
meteorb 1
meteoreo 6
meteorite guard 1
Meteorite-Ade 3
meteortarboard 1
meteorthopedic shoes 1
metrognome 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 16
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 76
micronova 1
Microplushie: Bropane 66
Microplushie: Dorkonide 10
Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid 8
Microplushie: Fauxnerditide 6
Microplushie: Gothochondria 10
Microplushie: Hippylase 59
Microplushie: Hipsterine 3
Microplushie: Hobomosome 10
Microplushie: Otakulone 52
Microplushie: Raverdrine 8
Microplushie: Sororitrate 29
microwave stogie 1
mid-level medieval mead 3
Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey 8
midget clownfish 1
midriff scrubs 105
milestone 6
military candy cane 1
military-grade peppermint oil 6
milk of magnesium 6
Milk Studs 6
milky potion 6
mime army camouflage kit 1
mime army challenge coin 1
mime army infiltration glove 1
mime army insignia (cryonics) 1
mime army insignia (espionage) 1
mime army insignia (intelligence) 1
mime army insignia (morale) 1
mime army insignia (psychological warfare) 1
mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) 1
mime army insignia (sanitation) 1
mime army rations 2
mime army shotglass 1
mime army superserum 1
mime army wine 2
mime eraser 6
mime pocket probe 1
mime soul fragment 6
mime-proof sunglasses 1
mimeplasm 1
miming beret 2
miming boots 1
miming corduroys 1
miming gloves 2
miming shirt 2
mimosette 11
mince pie 3
mind flayer corpse 6
mineapple 6
miner's helmet 6
miner's pants 6
mini-marshmallow dispenser 6
mini-martini 18
mini-Mr. Accessory 1
mini-zeppelin 3
miniature antlers 1
miniature boiler 6
miniature carton of clove cigarettes 4
miniature castagnets 1
miniature coffin 1
miniature crystal ball 1
miniature deck cannon 1
miniature dormouse 1
miniature espresso maker 1
miniature goose mask 3
miniature Jacob's ladder 1
miniature life preserver 1
miniature power pill 53
miniature pruning shears 1
miniature tophat 1
Miniborg beeper 1
Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot 1
Miniborg hiveminder 1
Miniborg laser 1
Miniborg stomper 1
Miniborg strangler 1
MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher 1
minin' dynamite 6
miniscule beatbox 1
Mint Yulep 6
mint-condition magic wand 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow 1
mirrored aviator shades 1
Miserable Pie 1
misfit dolly 1
misfit hobby horse 1
misfit teddy bear 1
Miss Graves' vermouth 1
Missing Eye Simulation Device 6
missing semicolon 1
missing wine 1
Misty Cape 58
Misty Cloak 67
Misty Robe 72
Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas 1
mixed wildflower greens 134
Mob Penguin cellular phone 4
mocking turtle 6
modern picture frame 3
Mohawk wig 6
Mohobo 39
moist Crimbo spices 115
moist sailor's cap 3
mojo filter 6
mole molé 10
mole skin notebook 1
molehill mountain 6
molotov cocktail cocktail 6
molten brick 6
molten medallion 1
molten scrap metal 92
Mon Tiki 4
monkey barf 6
monkey wrench 15
monomolecular yo-yo 6
Monstar energy beverage 66
monster bait 3
monster pants 2
mood ring 118
moomy dust 2
Moon Pie 6
moon-amber 1
moonberry wine cooler 85
Moonds 17
moonglasses 3
Moonshine Mohobo 75
Moonthril Schnapps 1
moose antlers 41
moose chocolate 70
moose thought 127
mooseflank 6
moosemeat pie 23
Morbidda trading card 3
More Humanitini than Humanitini 7
moreltini 6
Morlock's Mark Bourbon 6
morning dew 1
Mornington crescent roll 6
Morphan 1
Mortimer's nostrum 111
Morto Moreto 5
mostly rat-hide leggings 1
mostly-broken sunglasses 6
mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine 6
mother's little helper 6
mother's necklace 6
mother's secret recipe 1
motivational poster 5
mountain lion skin 1
Mountain Stream Code Black Alert 6
Mountain Stream gastrique 3
Mountain Stream soda 6
mourning wine 1
mouse skull 49
moustache sock 1
mouth-watering mayolus 3
moxie magnet 1
moxie weed 6
Mr. Accessaturday 6
Mr. Accessory 1
Mr. Accessory Jr. 1
Mr. Balloon 2
Mr. Big's Wallet 1
Mr. Burnsger 6
Mr. Haggis 4
Mr. Joe's bangles 8
Mr. Mediocrebar 4
Mrs. Rush 6
MSG 23
Mt. McLargeHuge oyster 6
Mu 1
muculent machete 1
muddy pirate hat 6
muddy skirt 1
Mudflap-Girl Earring 2
Mudflap-Girl Necklace 2
Mudflap-Girl Ring 2
muffled muffuletta 69
mugcake 2
mulberry 4
mulled berry wine 6
mulled blood 1
mulled cider 3
mulled hobo wine 13
mulled wine 56
mullet wig 50
multi-level marzipan 22
mummy costume 4
mummy mask 5
mummy wrapping 6
munchies pill 40
murderbot component casing 75
murderbot live wire 6
murderbot mask 6
murderbot monofilament 6
murderbot plasma rifle 4
murderbot power cell 6
murderbot shield unit 12
murderbot spring injector 6
murderbot whip 7
Murderer's Punch 9
murky potion 6
Muschat 5
muscle oil 13
mushroom fermenting solution 34
mushroom filet 14
mushroom pizza 14
mushroom slab 5
mushroom tea 6
mushroom whiskey 6
musk turtle 6
muskox-skin cap 6
Mustardigrade 1
musty moccasins 1
mutant arm 1
mutated candy lump 80
My First Art of War 20
My First Paycheck envelope 1
My Life of Crime, a Memoir 1
Mylar balloon 2
mylar scout drone 6
Mysterious Black Box 6
Mysterious Blue Box 6
mysterious chemical residue 6
Mysterious Green Box 6
Mysterious Island iced tea 53
mysterious present 1
Mysterious Red Box 62
mysterious silver lapel pin 16
Mysterious Stranger 1
mystery lollipop 9
nachos of the night 6
Nadsat berry 16
nail file 6
nailswurst 3
nanite-infested candy cane 12
nanite-infested eggnog 8
nanite-infested fruitcake 24
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 6
nanofiber cloth 152
nanorhino credit card 1
Napalm In The Morning™ candle 70
Nardz energy beverage 29
nasty desk bell 6
nasty gum 139
nasty rat mask 1
nasty snuff 72
nasty-ass club 1
nasty-smelling moss 1
nastygeist 6
natto marble soda 162
natto pocky 6
natto-infused sake 6
natty blue ascot 1
natural fennel soda 96
natural magick candle 6
nauseating reagent 1
Nayztameetjoo trading card 1
ncle leg 1
ND 1
Necbro wafers 47
necklace chain 14
Necrotelicomnicon 5
necrotizing body spray 6
neg grog 2
nega-mushroom 94
nega-mushroom wine 49
negative lump 16
negotiatin' hammer 24
neoprene skullcap 1
Neuromancer 23
neurostim pill 6
neutron lollipop 32
Never Don't Stop Not Striving 1
Neverending Party favor 1
Neverending Party guest pass 6
neverending wallet chain 6
New Age healing crystal 6
New Age hurting crystal 6
New Cloaca-Cola 6
new habit 6
New Zealand iced tea 7
Newark 21
Newbiesport™ tent 6
newborn kobold 1
Newman's Own Trousers 7
NG 39
nice warm beer 2
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 2
nicksilver ring 1
nicksilver spurs 1
night-vision goggles 1
Nightmare Fuel 6
Nightstalker perfume 4
ninja carabiner 10
ninja crampons 6
ninja eyeblack 6
ninja fear powder 6
ninja hot pants 174
ninja mop 30
ninja pirate zombie robot head 2
ninja rope 11
ninjammies 2
No Hats as Art 1
Nog-on-the-Cob 1
noir fedora 3
non-aged vinegar 6
non-Euclidean angle 21
Non-Euclidean Finance 1
non-Euclidean non-accordion 52
non-stick pugil stick 1
Northern pemmican 26
Nose Ring of Putrescence 3
nosy nose ringy ring 1
not-a-pipe 6
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 20
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 10
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 14
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 6
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 5
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 4
nothing-in-the-box 1
nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
nothingtini 44
noticeable pumps 3
Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence 1
novelty fruit hat 126
novelty monorail ticket 1
novelty tattoo sleeves 1
Now and Earlier 6
Now You're Cooking With Grease 1
noxious gas grenade 1
nozzle of the Phoenix 1
NPZR chemistry set 1
Nuclear Blastball 6
nuclear stockpile 1
nugget of Crimbonium 6
nugget of nicksilver 6
nugget of quicksilver 6
nugget of sicksilver 6
nugget of slicksilver 6
nugget of sodium 6
nugget of thicksilver 6
nugget of ticksilver 6
nugget of wicksilver 6
numberwang 1
nurse's hat 8
Nursine 1
nut-shaped Crimbo cookie 6
nutcracking pliers 1
nutty organic salad 4
O 10
O'RLY manual 6
obnoxious riddle 1
obsidian dagger 6
obsidian nutcracker 3
ocarina of space 108
occult jelly donut 3
ocean motion 17
octolus oculus 7
octolus-skin cloak 1
octopus's spade 4
odd silver coin 15
odor extractor 6
off-white paisley oyster egg 10
off-white plastic oyster egg 3
off-white polka-dot oyster egg 3
off-white striped oyster egg 3
offensive moustache 1
office-supply crossbow 1
officer's nog 6
Official Council Aide Pin 1
Ogres and Oubliettes™ module 33
Oh, the Humanitini 7
oil cap 3
oil lamp 1
oil of expertise 5
oil of oiliness 24
Oil of Parrrlay 6
oil of slipperiness 18
oil of stability 6
oil pan 6
oil shell 25
oil slacks 17
oil-filled donut 5
oily boid 10
oily mushroom wine 7
oily paste 81
ointment of the occult 6
ojo de pez burrito 6
Okee-Dokee soda 4
Ol' Scratch's ash can 2
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork 2
Ol' Scratch's ol' britches 1
Ol' Scratch's salad fork 1
Ol' Scratch's stove door 1
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 1
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old bronzer 136
old candy wrapper 6
old chum 17
old coin purse 74
old dry bone 1
old eyebrow pencil 145
old leather wallet 127
old love note 2
old rosewater cream 148
old school beer pull tab 8
old school calculator watch 3
old school flying disc 1
old school Mafia knicke½æ 6
old soft shoes 1
old sweatpants 2,814
old-fashioned 15
old-school pirate grog 6
oldcake 12
olive 7
olive lo mein 4
olive stir-fry 2
Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom 6
one glove 38
one piece of bubble gum 5
one pill 8
one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island 6
one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill 6
one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach 6
one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano 6
one-day ticket to The Glaciest 6
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onion shurikens 11
onyx bishop 3
onyx king 3
onyx knight 5
onyx pawn 3
onyx queen 4
onyx rook 3
oozenog 1
open sauce 6
opera mask 56
opium grenade 6
Oppossum 1
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orange and black Crimboween candy 5
orange boxing gloves 1
orange candy heart 6
orange leather lanyard 2
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orange snowcone 6
Orange Star of Sacrifice 1
orange-frosted astral cupcake 6
Orangemageddon wine cooler 19
orc paste 5
orc wrist 125
Orcish baseball cap 6
Orcish cargo shorts 6
Orcish frat-paddle 6
orcish hand lotion 6
Orcish meat locker 6
orcish nailing lube 6
orcish rubber 6
orcish stud-finder 96
Oreille Divisée brandy 7
organic potpourri 9
original G 6
oriole-feather headdress 2
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ornate ancient cursed key 1
ornate picture frame 6
Oscus's dumpster waders 2
Oscus's flypaper pants 1
Oscus's pelt 1
Osk'r Chow 6
Othello's dagger 6
Othello's handkerchief 6
Othello's military jacket 6
Ouija Board, Ouija Board 2
out-of-tune biwa 9
out-of-work circus flea 6
Outer Wolf™ cologne 4
outlaw bandana 6
oven mitts 6
overclocked avian microprocessor 1
overcookie 6
overflowing gift basket 1
overloaded micro-reactor 6
overloaded short-pulse transistor 1
overloaded Yule battery 1
overly-fancy hot cocoa 6
overpowering mushroom wine 6
overpriced "imported" beer 6
oversized fish scaler 6
oversized ice molecule 41
oversized pipe 8
oversized pizza cutter 6
oversized skullcap 6
oversized snowflake 2
ovoid leather thing 6
oxygenated eggnog helmet 1
oyster basket 23
oyster egg balloon 1
oyster sauce 2
P.B.L.T. 6
pacification grenade 1
Pack of Alice's Army Cards 13
Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards 1
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pack of KWE trading card 6
pack of pogs 114
packet of beer nuts 6
packet of tofurkey gravy 4
padded tortoise 6
PADL Phone 6
page of the Necrohobocon 146
pail 6
Pain Dip 6
painful penne pasta 4
Paint A Vulgar Pitcher 5
paint bomb 2
paint palette 15
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painted turtle 23
painting of a glass of wine 62
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pair of candy glasses 6
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pair of twitching claws 1
paisley spore pod 6
palm frond 6
palm-frond capris 5
palm-frond cloak 4
palm-frond fan 1
palm-frond net 1
palm-frond toupee 2
palm-frond whip 2
Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster 3
panhandle panhandling hat 4
pants kit 14
pants of the Slug Lord 45
panty raider camouflage 6
papaya 6
papaya sling 26
papaya slung 11
papaya taco 5
paper-plate-mail pants 3
paperclip 13
paperclip cape 2
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paperclip sproinger 1
paperclip turban 1
paperclip-on tie 1
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papier-mâché bowl 1
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papier-mâché handle 1
papier-mâché plaque 1
papier-mâché toothpicks 1
papier-mâché trophy piñata 1
papier-mâchéte 1
papier-mâchaeranthera 2
papier-mâchine gun 1
papier-mâchuridars 1
papier-masque 1
papier-mitre 1
papier-mochi 2
papotion of papower 8
Para-Pop 6
paraffin palazzos 1
paraffin pendant 1
paraffin pith helmet 1
paraffin poncho 1
paraffin pseudoaccordion 1
paraffin punching bag 1
paranormal ricotta 13
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parasitic headgnawer 1
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parasitic tentacles 1
parisian cathouse 2
party balloon 6
party beer bomb 11
party crasher 1
PARTY HARD T-shirt 1
party hat 87
party mouse hat 1
Party Planning on a Budget 1
party platter for one 6
party pup 1
Party Tattoo™ gift certificate 1
party whip 1
Party-in-a-Can™ 6
passable elf mask 6
pasta spoon 7
Pasta Spoon of Peril 9
Pastaco shell 8
pat of butter 14
pat-a-cake pendant 10
patch of extra-warm fur 8
patchouli incense stick 6
patchouli oil bomb 6
patent aggression tonic 6
patent alacrity tonic 6
patent antipsychotics 1
patent avarice tonic 6
patent invisibility tonic 6
patent leather shoes 6
patent preventative tonic 6
patent sallowness tonic 1
pawn cookie 6
PB&J with the crusts cut off 6
peace accordion 20
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peach 24
peach lozenge 65
peach pie 6
Peaclock 1
peanut brittle shield 12
peanut sauce 6
pear 24
pear lozenge 6
pear supersucker 2
pear tart 3
pearidot 2
pearl diver's necklace 7
pearl diver's ring 4
pearlescent oyster egg 1
pebble of proud pyrite 6
pebblebräu 4
pec oil 6
pecan pie 1
Peek-a-Boo! 1
PEEZ dispenser 75
pegfinger 1
pencil kunai 6
pencil stub 6
Pendant of Fire 2
Pendant of Gargalesis 3
penguin focaccia bread 6
penguin paste 26
penguin shorts 1
penguin skin 53
penguin skin buckler 1
penguin thesaurus 9
penguin whip 1
penguin-smacking club 1
penguinskin mini-kilt 2
penguinskin mini-skirt 1
pentacorn hat 18
pentagram bandana 1
pentatonic accordion 8
Penultimate Fantasy chest 1
peppermint bomb 1
peppermint crook 1
peppermint donut 2
peppermint eel sauce 21
peppermint harpoon gun 1
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peppermint patty 6
peppermint rhino baby 1
peppermint sprig 1
peppermint sprout 3
peppermint syrup 4
peppermint tack 1
peppermint tailings 51
peppermint twist 19
peppermint-scented socks 6
percent sign 1
perfect cosmopolitan 2
perfect dark and stormy 4
perfect ice cube 10
perfect mimosa 4
perfect negroni 3
perfect old-fashioned 2
perfect paloma 3
perfectly fair coin 1
perforated battle paddle 6
perfume of prejudice 2
perfume-soaked bandana 2
perl necklace 35
perpendicular guano 154
perpendicular hula 15
perpendicular hula with a fly in it 1
personal graffiti kit 6
personal massager 6
personalizable gingerbread cookie 8
personalized birthday cake 4
personalized coffee mug 6
pestoblade 2
pestopiary 137
pet anchor 1
pet anemone 2
pet rock 28
pet rock "Groucho" disguise 38
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 37
Pete's rich ricotta 2
Pete's wiley whey bar 1
petit 4.1 2
petit fortran 24
petrified noodles 2
petrified wood 20
pewter candlestick 1
pewter claymore 5
pewter shavings 11
ph balancer 6
phat turquoise bead 156
phat turquoise bracelet 4
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phial of hotness 1
phial of sleaziness 1
phial of spookiness 1
phial of stench 1
Phil Collins 58
philosopher's scone 109
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phish stick 6
Phlegethon 5
phonics down 6
photoprotoneutron torpedo 2
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pickelhaube 5
pickle-flavored chewing gum 7
pickled bread 6
pickled egg 30
pickled grasshopper 6
pickpocket protector 6
picky tweezers 1
picture of a dead guy's girlfriend 6
picture of you 1
Piddles 6
pie crust 6
pie man was not meant to eat 52
piece of after eight 13
piece of coral 3
piece of driftwood 13
piece of wedding cake 6
piercing post 4
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pig-iron helm 2
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piggy tattoo 105
pile of candy 6
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pile of dungeon junk 1
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pile of loose snow 1
pile of sand 1
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pillow shell 16
Pillowbug 1
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Pimpsqueak 1
pin-stripe slacks 2
pine cone 1
pine tar 6
Pine-Fresh air freshener 51
pineapple slab 59
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ping-pong paddle 7
pink candy heart 6
pink clay bead 11
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pink pinkslip slip 2
pink plastic baby 1
pink pony 15
pink slime 6
pink-belly slapper 143
pink-frosted astral cupcake 12
pint of sweat 7
pipe wrench 3
piping organ pie 1
piracetam 22
piranha pollen 55
pirate brochure 6
pirate cream pie 6
pirate encryption key (complete) 1
pirate encryption key alpha 1
pirate encryption key bravo 1
pirate encryption key charlie 1
pirate encryption key delta 1
pirate fork 1
pirate pamphlet 6
pirate paste 3
pirate pelvis 6
pirate radio ring 1
pirate shaving cream 6
pirate shirt 5
pirate skull 1
pirate tract 6
pirate zombie head 1
pirate zombie robot head 2
PirateRealm guest pass 1
piratical blunderbuss 1
piscatini 3
pitchfork 94
pitted sheet metal 101
pixel banana 6
pixel beer 18
pixel boomerang 6
pixel bread 6
pixel coin 6
pixel cross 6
pixel daiquiri 7
pixel energy tank 6
pixel grappling hook 2
pixel hat 6
pixel holy water 6
pixel lemon 6
pixel orb 1
pixel pants 6
pixel pill 6
pixel power cell 64
pixel rock 1
pixel shield 2
pixel star 6
pixel stopwatch 1
pixel sword 6
pixel whip 69
pixel whiskey 2
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pixellated moneybag 6
pixie axie 1
Pizza of Legend 1
Plague of Locusts 5
plague pie 7
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plaid cowboy hat 6
plaid pocket square 2
plaid skirt 2
plaid swatch 55
plain bagel 6
plain calzone 1
plain candy cane 6
plain old beer 11
plain paper hat 2
plain pizza 6
plain snowcone 5
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plastic bib 1
plastic Crimbo reindeer 1
plastic cup of beer 15
plastic cup of flat beer 1
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plastic doll legs 182
plastic guitar 152
plastic ingot 6
plastic Jefferson wings 6
plastic nightmare troll 6
plastic nunchaku 1
plastic passion fruit 7
plastic piranha pot 1
plastic pirate hat 1
plastic spider ring 6
plate of Frigid Northern Beans 1
plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans 1
plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans 3
plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas 1
plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans 1
plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans 2
plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans 5
plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans 3
plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad 6
plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas 1
plexiglass pants 1
plexiglass pendant 1
plexiglass pikestaff 1
plexiglass pinky ring 1
plexiglass pith helmet 1
plexiglass pocketwatch 1
PlexiPips 6
plot hole 4
plum 6
plum lozenge 40
plum wine 17
plumber's lunch 3
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plump juicy grub 7
plunge-leg 2
plus one 19
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plush alien hamsterpus 1
plush dogcat 1
plush ferrelf 1
plush hamsterpus 1
plush mutated alielephant 1
plush mutated alielf 1
plush sea serpent 1
Pneumo bar 20
pocket ace 6
Pocket Guide to Mild Evil 1
Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) 1
pocket lint (blue) 1
pocket lint (green) 1
pocket lint (orange) 1
pocket lint (white) 3
pocket maze 2
Pocket Professor memory chip 1
Pocket Square of Loathing 2
pocket theremin 47
pocket wish 6
pocketwatch on a chain 5
pog #01 (spider) 6
pog #02 (Knob goblin) 6
pog #03 (warwelf) 6
pog #04 (skleleton) 6
pog #05 (ninja snowman) 6
pog #06 (filthy hippy) 5
pog #07 (orcish frat boy) 6
pog #08 (hellion) 6
pog #09 (pirate) 6
pog #10 (hobo) 6
pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) 6
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pointed stick 145
pointy mushroom 23
pointy mushroom wine 5
pointy red hat 6
Poison Oak trading card 1
poison pen 4
poisonous caviar 6
poisonsettia 6
Poké-Gro fertilizer 1
Pokëmann band-aid 19
Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip 4
Pokëmann figurine: Duck 2
Pokëmann figurine: Frank 2
Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump 3
Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking 4
Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan 3
Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap 3
Pokëmann figurine: Moog 2
Pokëmann figurine: Nothing 2
Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu 3
Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth 3
Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf 2
Pokëmann figurine: Twitter 2
Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite 4
Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth 4
poker face paint 6
polished moon-amber 2
Polka Pop 6
polka-dot bow tie 7
polo trophy 7
poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 6
polyalloy shield 2
polyeaster egg 6
polyester pad 1
polyester panama hat 1
polyester parachute 1
polyester peeler 1
polyester pettipants 1
polyester pulsera 1
Polysniff Perfume 6
ponytail clip 6
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pool cue 6
pool of liquid metal 19
pool shark hair oil 7
pool torpedo 9
Pop Art: a Guide 5
popcorn 6
poppy 6
popsicle stick 6
popular tart 6
porcelain candy dish 6
porcelain pelerine 1
porcelain pepper mill 1
porcelain phantom mask 1
porcelain plus-fours 1
porcelain police baton 1
porcelain porkpie 1
porcelain powder 7
Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans 4
pork elf goodies sack 1
porkpocket 3
porquoise 17
porquoise bracelet 1
porquoise eyebrow ring 3
porquoise necklace 2
porquoise ring 3
porquoise-handled sixgun 1
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portable corkscrew 6
portable dam 7
portable housekeeping robot 3
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portable photocopier 11
portable ping-pong table 1
portable Spacegate 6
portable steam unit 2
portable table 6
portable wall 37
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possessed tomato 6
possessed top 6
possibility potion 6
post-holiday sale coupon 124
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potato masher 6
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potato sprout 1
potent potion of potency 6
potion of animal rage 4
Potion of Heroism 3
potion of potency 6
potion of punctual companionship 19
potion of spiritual gunkifying 2
potion of temporary gr8ness 6
potion of the captain's hammer 64
potion of the field gar 18
potion of the litterbox 17
potion of X-ray vision 79
potted cactus 100,006
potted fern 2
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pottery club 2
pottery hat 2
pottery shield 2
pottery training pants 2
pottery yo-yo 1
poultrygeist 30
poutine 6
poutine pole 4
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powdered donut 6
powdered gold 6
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powdered oxygen 6
powdered powdered sugar 6
powdered toad horn 1
powdered wig 4
power pill 61
power sock 8
Power-Guy 2000 holo-record 9
pr0n cocktail 2
pr0n legs 6
pr0n m4nic0tti 3
pr0n stir-fry 1
pr0n taco 4
prank Crimbo card 7
precious piercing post 4
precision snowball 1
pregnant mushroom 4
prehistoric spear 64
Prelude of Precision 1
premium malt liquor 6
prescription noodles 5
prescription teeth whitener 3
press-on ribs 69
pressurized potion of perception 6
pressurized potion of perspicacity 3
pressurized potion of pneumaticity 1
pressurized potion of possessiveness 1
pressurized potion of proficiency 1
pressurized potion of puissance 3
pressurized potion of pulchritude 1
pretty bouquet 2
pretty flower 6
pretty pink bow 1
Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit 1
priceless diamond 21
primitive alien booze 54
primitive alien mask 3
primitive alien medicine 4
primitive alien salad 1
primitive candy cane 3
Princess Rutabaga trading card 3
print screen button 21
prismatic wad 58
pristine fish scale 14
pristine piranha seed 1
pristine walrus tusk 6
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 11
pro skateboard 1
probability potion 6
procrastination potion 6
Professor What T-Shirt 6
programmable turtle 6
prohie's hat 1
projectile chemistry set 6
projectile icemaker 1
prosthetic forehead 11
protection stick 72
protein paste 96
prototype stimulant 6
Prunets 122
prussian cathouse 8
prussian cathouse with a fly in it 8
psychedelic bubble wand 1
Psycho From The Heat 1
psychokinetic energy blob 6
Psychotic Train wine 62
pteruges 6
puce paisley oyster egg 12
puce plastic oyster egg 34
puce polka-dot oyster egg 22
puce striped oyster egg 1
puff of smoke 3
pufferfish spine 6
Puffstone cigar 1
pulled blue taffy 6
pulled green taffy 6
pulled indigo taffy 6
pulled orange taffy 6
pulled porquoise earring 2
pulled porquoise pendant 2
pulled porquoise ring 3
pulled red taffy 6
pulled violet taffy 6
pulled yellow taffy 6
pulsing flesh 15
pump-up high-tops 2
pumpkin 1
pumpkin beer 10
pumpkin bomb 1
pumpkin juice 11
pumpkin pie 6
pumpkinhead mask 3
punch-drunk punch 7
punching mirror 1
Punching Potion 6
Punchplanter 6
punk patch 6
punk rock jacket 6
puppet strings 1
Purple Beast energy drink 6
purple clay bead 1
purple corpsel 18
purple pixel pie 6
purple prose pen 9
purple snowcone 3
purple-frosted astral cupcake 67
purpleheart logs 1
Putrid Pendant 3
putty coat 1
PVC staff 1
pygmy adder oil 14
pygmy blowgun 8
pygmy briefs 6
pygmy concertinette 19
pygmy dart 1
pygmy nose-bone 99
pygmy papers 4
pygmy phone number 6
pygmy pygment 6
pygmy spear 51
pygmy witchhazel 4
Quaatorade™ 6
quadroculars 1
quake of arrows 1
quantum nanopolymer spider web 9
quantum polarity inducer 6
quantum taco 6
quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments 6
queen cookie 6
question juice 13
questionable taco 3
Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 1
quicksilver ring 1
quicksilver spurs 1
quirky accordion 1
Rümpelstiltz 2
R'lyeh 10
rabbit punch 4
Racisto Ruidoso 6
rack of dinosaur ribs 6
Rad Lib 108
Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.) 8
Rad-Pro (1 oz.) 3
Radberry Rip wine cooler 10
radiation-resistant helmet 24
radiator heater shield 6
radio button candy 1
radioactive chew toy 3
radioactive spider venom 3
radium-flavored potato chips 7
rag doll 15
Raggedy Hippy doll 4
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rainbow glitter candle 6
rainbow jellybean 6
rainbow sauce 1
rainbow tie 1
raisin 6
Ralph IX cognac 1
ram horns 57
ram stick 46
Ram's Face Lager 6
ram-battering staff 2
ramekin of space nuts 7
rare oboe 1
raspberry 6
raspberry beret 3
rat appendix 6
rat appendix kabob 13
rat appendix stir-fry 4
rat carcass 14
rat head balloon 3
rat scrapple 3
rat tooth polish 1
ratarang 1
ratatouille de Jarlsberg 1
ratgut 57
ratini 4
ratskin belt 3
ratskin pajama pants 1
rattail whip 1
rattler gland 6
rattler rattle 6
rattlesnake enrager 1
Rattlin' Chains 22
ratty knitted cap 2
rave whistle 6
ravenous eye 4
ravioli della hippy 7
ravioli hat 7
raw bread 6
raw cranberry sauce 7
raw gravy 8
raw green beans 7
raw mincemeat 8
raw potato 6
raw stuffing 6
raw sweet potato 7
raw turkey 9
razor-sharp can lid 6
razor-tipped yo-yo 7
realistic cap gun 1
really dense meat stack 1
Really Expensive Jewelry and You 1
really nice net 6
really really sticky spider web 1
really sticky spider web 1
really thick bandage 21
really thick spine 6
really tiny cocktail shaker 1
Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta 2
Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer 2
Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread 1
Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend 1
Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend 1
Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris 1
Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup 2
Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta 1
Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar 2
Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend 1
Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone 1
Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg 1
Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia 1
Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J. 1
Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie 1
record of infuriating silence 1
record of infuriating silence (used) 1
record of tranquil silence 1
record of tranquil silence (used) 1
recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity 6
recording of Chorale of Companionship 6
recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad 6
recording of Elron's Explosive Etude 6
recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 23
recording of Prelude of Precision 6
recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto 6
recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 6
recursive spline reticulator 6
red ale 4
red and green rain stick 1
red and white claret 6
red armband 1
Red Army camouflage kit 16
red badge 14
red balloon 15
red blood cells 6
red book 17
red box 6
red button 6
red China marble 1
red class ring 34
red coat 35
red coin 2
red drunki-bear 81
Red Dwarf 6
red eye 6
red face paint 1
Red Fox glove 1
red foxglove 19
red gummi ingot 6
red lava globs 4
red LavaCo Lamp™ 1
red letter 6
red mana 51
red masque 14
red money bag 5
red paisley oyster egg 1
Red Pill 6
red pixel 6
red pixel potion 6
red plastic baby 11
red plastic oyster egg 1
red polka-dot oyster egg 1
red potion 22
red red wine 6
red rocket 42
Red Roger's red left hand 2
Red Roger's reliquary 53
Red Rover BB gun 28
red rum 6
Red Russian 1
red shirt 8
red shoe 34
red silk skirt 18
red snowcone 9
red striped oyster egg 1
red tulip 6
red velvet cake 58
red wagon 3
red white and blue claret 1
Red X Shield 12
red-and-green microcamera 1
red-and-green sweater 17
red-headed corpse 13
red-hot boilermaker 6
red-hot jawbreaker 6
red-hot knucklebone 6
red-hot poker 8
red-hot sausage fork 6
red-soled high heels 8
Redeye™ Eyedrops 4
redrum 35
reflection of a map 2
refrigerated biohazard container 1
refurbished air fryer 1
Regular Cloaca Cola 6
regular-size brogurt 5
reindeer hammer 1
reindeer sickle 1
reinforced beaded headband 8
reinforced furry underpants 3
remaindered axe 51
remorseless knife 1
reodorant 6
repeating crossbow 1
replica Elf Guard medal 1
residual zeal 1
resolution: be feistier 6
resolution: be happier 6
resolution: be kinder 6
resolution: be luckier 6
resolution: be more adventurous 6
resolution: be sexier 6
resolution: be smarter 6
resolution: be stronger 6
resolution: be wealthier 6
respected companion biscuit 6
Retenez L'Herbe Paté 5
Retrospecs 1
returned Thinknerd package 6
reusable shopping bag 1
reverse Tantalus 6
reverse-oscillating klystron 3
rewinged stab bat 1
rhesus monkey 6
rhinestone 1,000,006
rhinestone cowboy shirt 6
rhinestone cowhorn 3
rhinoceros horn 6
rib of the Bonerdagon 1
ribbon candy 6
ribcage rollcage 1
riboflavin 1
rice bowl 21
ridiculous belt 1
ridiculous cocktail 3
ridiculous earring 1
ridiculous sandwich 3
ridiculous sunglasses 1
ridiculously huge sword 6
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 15
rigging knot 1
right half of a heart necklace 1
right parenthesis 2
rigid carapace 4
Riker's Search History 2
ring 1
ring of adornment 3
ring of aggravate monster 6
ring of cold resistance 4
ring of conflict 3
ring of Detect Boring Doors 78
Ring of Fire 3
ring of fire resistance 3
ring of gain strength 1
ring of half-assed regeneration 36
ring of increase damage 1
ring of teleportation 1
ring of telling skeletons what to do 3
Ring of the Sewer Snake 3
ring setting 8
rinky-dink sixgun 1
roasted duck 6
roasted marshmallow 6
roasted vegetable focaccia 1
roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg 6
robin flan 4
robin nog 7
robin's egg 37
roboduck-on-a-string 3
robot grease 6
robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. 4
robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. 3
robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. 3
robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. 3
robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. 3
robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. 3
robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E. 1
robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. 4
robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. 3
robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. 3
robotronic egg 6
rock 6
Rock and Roll Legend 64
rock lobster 1
Rock Pops 6
rocket fuel 8
rockfish stomach 3
rockin' wagon 6
rockin' wagon with a fly in it 1
rocky raccoon 3
rocky road ice cream 3
rodeo whiskey 12
rogue swarmer 6
Rogue Windmill Rouge 4
roll in the hay 10
roll of drink tickets 6
roll of Hob-Os 6
roll of meat 6
roll of toilet paper 6
roller skate decoy 1
roller skate doll 3
rolling pin 3
Roman sadnals 6
Rompedores de Fantasmas 3
Roo trading card 1
rook cookie 6
root beer 1
root beer barrel 12
rope with some soap on it 1
rose 6
rotten tomato 6
rotting beefsteak 8
rotting cowskin 1
rough fish scale 17
round blue bomb 2
round green sunglasses 1
round purple sunglasses 11
royal jelly 6
royal jelly taco 5
Royal scepter 1
rubber axe 12
rubber baby doll 1
rubber band gun 2
rubber cape 3
rubber doll body 2
rubber doll head 60
rubber emo roe 10
rubber gloves 13
rubber nubbin 44
rubber ribcage 35
rubber spatula 2
rubber spider 6
rubber WWBD? bracelet 31
rubber WWJD? bracelet 30
rubber WWSPD? bracelet 31
rubber WWtNSD? bracelet 28
Rubee™ 547
ruby on canes 6
ruby W 7
Ruffalo 1
rum and cola 6
rum barrel charrrm 6
rum barrel charrrm bracelet 3
rum-soaked fruitcake 6
runny fermented egg 8
runny icing 6
runproof mascara 8
Russian Ice 47
rusted-out shootin' iron 6
rusty bonesaw 12
rusty broken diving helmet 3
rusty chain necklace 6
rusty compass 5
rusty diving helmet 1
rusty grave robbing shovel 6
rusty hedge trimmers 48
rusty metal greaves 1
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rusty metal ring 4
rusty metal shaft 52
rusty old lantern 3
rusty piece of rebar 4
rusty porthole 3
rusty rivet 10
rusty speargun 4
rusty staff 1
rusty valve wheel 3
rutabuga bag 1
s'more 7
s'more gun 5
S.A.V.E. flyer 6
S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S. 1
S.S. Ticket 2
S.T.L.T. 1
sabre teeth 6
sabre-toothed lime cub 1
Saccharine Maple pendant 1
sachet of strange powder 14
sack lunch 11
sack of doorknobs 1
Sacramento wine 6
Safari Jack's moustache 2
safarrri hat 6
safety vest 3
saffron antaravasaka 1
saffron uttarasanga 1
Saison du Lune 6
sake bomb 100
salacious crumbs 6
salacious lychee chuhai 120
salacious screwdiver 6
salamander slurry 6
salamander spleen 31
SalesCo sample kit 1
salinated mint julep 6
Salsa Caliente™ candle 6
Salsa de las Epocas 5
Salsa Libre 6
salt plum 6
salt plum sake 4
salt wages 6
salt water taffy 2
salted mutton 6
saltwaterbed 7
salty dog 24
salty drippy candy bar 1
salty gumdrop 6
salty slug 6
sampler size toothpaste 1
samurai turtle 1
samurai turtle helmet 1
sand dollar 8
sandcastle 1
sandpaper 25
sandwich of the gods 5
sangria 3
Sangria de Menthe 1
sardine can key 1
Sasq™ watch 1
Satan hat 1
Saturday Night Special 6
sauce of the ages 1
saucepan 6
Saucepanic 1
sausage bomb 3
sausage pizza 1
sausage without a cause 10
sausage wonton 105
savings bond 6
savory crossbow 1
savory dry noodles 4
savory staff 1
savory sword 1
savoy truffle 88
sawblade fragment 6
sawblade shield 81
sawed-off blunderbuss 6
Sazerorc 3
Sazuruk-hai 8
scale-mail underwear 2
Scalp of Gorgolok 17
scary death orb 1
Scent of a Human™ candle 6
scented massage oil 119
Scepter of Loathing 1
school spirit socket set 1
Schrödinger's thermos 6
Science Notebook 2
scimitar cozy 1
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scintillating powder 1
scissor duck 4
Scorpion Bowl 3
scorpion whip 116
scotch on the rocks 6
scrap metal 25
scrap of sticky paper 10
scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker 6
scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker 6
scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker 6
scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker 6
scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker 6
scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker 7
Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill 1
screwdiver 6
screwdriver 86
screwing pooch 6
scroll case 6
scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil 6
scroll of drastic healing 6
scroll of minor invulnerability 12
scroll of pasta summoning 141
scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff 55
scroll of protection from lycanthropes 151
scroll of Puddingskin 11
scrumdiddlyumptious solution 97
scrumptious ice ant 6
scrumptious reagent 156
scrunchie tourniquet 6
Scuba Snack 4
sea avocado 4
sea blueberry 6
sea broccoli 6
sea cape 1
sea carrot 15
sea cauliflower 6
sea chaps 1
sea cowbell 26
sea cowboy hat 1
sea cucumber 13
sea grease 6
sea holster 1
sea honeydew 53
sea jelly 5
sea lace 33
sea lasso 24
sea leather 46
sea lychee 22
sea mantle 1
sea persimmon 6
sea radish 9
sea salt crystal 41
sea salt scrubs 8
sea shawl 1
sea tangelo 17
sea truffle 5
sea-worn candlestick 1
seal lube 1
seal tooth 6
seal-blubber candle 54
seal-brain elixir 73
seal-clubbing club 15
seal-skull helmet 6
seal-toothed rock 1
sealhide belt 1
sealhide buckler 1
sealhide cloak 1
sealhide gloves 1
sealhide hood 1
sealhide leggings 1
sealhide moccasins 1
sealhide seal doll 1
sealhide snare 3
sealhide whip 1
seaode 17
seared dino steak 6
seaweed 21
sebaceous shield 1
secret blend of herbs and spices 13
secret mummy herbs and spices 3
security automa-core 6
security blankie 1
security flashlight 52
seegar butt 58
self-dribbling basketball 1
self-repairing earmuffs 6
senate fly thorax 1
Senior Mints 6
sensitive poetry journal 21
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sentient meat mass 1
Sequestrian 1
sequin-encrusted sweater 1
sequined fez 1
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serpentine sword 6
serum of sarcasm 6
servo-assisted exo-pants 10
servomechanical torsion facilitator 10
set of jacks 1
sew-on bandage 6
sewage-clogged pistol 6
sewer nuggets 6
sewer snake 6
sewer turtle 2
sewer wad 6
sewing kit 2
Sexy Cosmo 1
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shadow brick 108
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shadow candy 6
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shadow flame 3
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shadow glass 6
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shadow hot dog 2
shadow ice 106
shadow martini 2
shadow monocle 2
shadow nectar 104
shadow needle 1
shadow pill 1
shadow sausage 100
shadow sinew 192
shadow skin 88
shadow stick 58
shadow trousers 2
shadow venom 6
shadowy cat claw 50
shadowy seal eye 67
shady shades 6
shaker of dry rub 6
Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion 1
shaking skull 1
sham champagne 13
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Shantix™ 1
shard of double-ice 6
shark cartilage 6
shark jumper 6
shark tooth 6
shark tooth necklace 4
sharkfin gumbo 6
sharp tin strip 1
sharpened spoon 6
shavin' razor 14
shaving cream 3
sheet cake 27
Sheila Take a Crossbow 1
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shells a la shellfish 6
Shield of Icy Fate 3
Shielding Potion 14
shim of shame shale 6
shimmering rainbow sand 1
shimmering tendrils 5
shin gourds 1
shingle 6
shining goblet 16
shining halo 4
shining star cap 1
shiny brass tailfeathers 1
shiny butcherknife 6
shiny gold fronts 3
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shiny ring 6
shiny stones 7
shiny tribal beads 6
shipwright's hammer 6
shirt kit 19
Shivering Chèvre 1
shock belt 3
shock collar 1
shocked shell 6
shoe ad T-shirt 6
shoe gum 6
shoo-fish pie 6
shooting morning star 1
shopkeeper beard 6
Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip 1
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short calculator 131
short deposition 14
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short white 34
short writ of habeas corpus 6
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shot of flower schnapps 18
shot of granola liqueur 3
shot of grapefruit schnapps 31
Shot of Kardashian Gin 4
shot of mescal 6
shot of nepenthe schnapps 8
shot of orange schnapps 6
shot of peach schnapps 12
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shot of rotgut 39
shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo 1
Shot of the Living Dead 7
shot of tomato schnapps 6
shot of wasp venom 40
shoulder-mounted Trainbot 3
shoulder-warming lotion 6
shovelful of dirt 6
shrapnel jelly donut 6
shredded hellseal hide 26
Shrieking Weasel holo-record 11
shrimp cocktail 6
shrinking powder 22
shroomtini 7
Shrubble Bubble 16
Shudder 1
shuddering cow skull 3
shuddersword 1
shuriken salad 59
shushed potatoes 8
Siberian sunrise 13
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sicksilver spurs 1
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signal receiver 1
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silent B 1
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silent D 1
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silent F 1
silent G 1
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silent K 1
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silent M 1
silent N 1
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silent O 1
silent P 1
silent pea shooter 22
silent Q 1
silent R 1
silent S 1
silent T 1
silent U 1
silent V 1
silent W 1
silent X 1
silent Y 1
silent Z 1
Silly Little Love Song 1
Silver Bullet beer 3
silver cheese-slicer 6
silver cow skull 1
silver face paint 6
Silver HP-35 Calculator 1
silver keg 1
silver paté knife 3
silver salt-shaker 45
silver shotgun shell 1
silver shrimp fork 6
silver table-scraper 1
silver tongue charrrm 6
silver tongue charrrm bracelet 1
Simepore slime 7
simple AI 1
simple ancient cursed key 1
sinewy crossbow string 5
Sinful Desires 6
Single Alice's Army Foil 1
single atom 6
single entendre 5
single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad 15
single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 10
single swig of vodka 5
single-serving herbal stuffing 5
single-use dust mask 6
sinister altar fragment 1
sinister-looking cat 1
Sister Accessory 1
Site Alpha ID badge 1
Sitrep berry 4
six pack of Mountain Stream 2
six tiny wedges of goat cheese 3
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six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola 6
six-rainbow shield 2
sizzling desk bell 6
Sizzling Sinner 11
sk8board 6
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skate board 5
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skate skin 85
skelelton spine 14
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skeleton 57
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skeleton bone 6
skeleton key 6
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skeleton quiche 3
skeleton skis 3
skeletortoise 3
Sketcherz™ 1
skewer 6
skewer-mounted razor blade 11
skewered cat appendix 3
ski resort souvenir crate 3
skin oil 49
Skipper's accordion 1
skirt / kilt kit 22
skull gearshift knob 1
skull of the Bonerdagon 25
Skull Punch 36
skull with a fuse in it 1
skull-shaped Crimboween cookie 6
skulldozer egg 1
Skullery Maid's Knee 4
Skullhead's Screw 11
Skully's hot chocolate 2
slab of sponge 5
slap and slap again 20
slap and tickle 16
slap and tickle with a fly in it 1
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sleaze clusterbomb 1
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sleaze nuggets 6
sleaze powder 6
sleaze wad 6
sleazy and sour sauce 1
sleazy bindle 1
sleazy fairy gravy 1
sleazy hi mein 6
Sledgehamster 1
sleep mask 1
sleeping snowy owl 1
sleeping stocking 6
sleeping wereturtle 6
sleeve deuce 6
slice of pizza 6
slick fish meat 6
slicksilver ring 1
slicksilver spurs 1
slide rule 16
slightly peevedbow 1
slightly thicker filthy rags 1
slime convention coupons 6
slime convention flyers 6
slime convention pin 6
slime convention swag bag 1
slime convention t-shirt 1
slime shooter 1
slime stack 1
slime-covered lantern 1
slime-covered necklace 1
Slimebite 1
Slimosa 1
slimy alveolus 6
slimy chest 1
slimy fermented bile bladder 1
slimy paste 6
slimy sweetbreads 6
slingshot 54
slip 'n' slide 16
Slippery Knob 7
Sloe Comfortable Zoo 18
Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire 21
Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook 1
Slotter 1
slow jam collection 9
Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags 8
sludgesicle 12
slug of rum 94
slug of shochu 47
slug of vodka 77
small box 6
small golem 1
small gummi fin 6
small leather glove 9
small pile of sand 1
small slimy cyst 6
Smart Bone Dust 13
smart skull 6
smart watch 3
smashed danish 1
Smashmoth 1
smellbook 4
smelted roe 31
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smiley-face sticker 1
smiling rat 1
smirking shrunken head 6
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smoky potion 6
Smoldering Clover™ candle 6
smoldering leafcutter ant egg 1
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smudge stick 124
smudged alchemical recipe 1
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smut orc keepsake box 19
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Snarf berry 49
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Sneaky Pete's key lime 4
Sneaky Pete's key lime pie 10
sneaky wrapping paper 4
snifter of thoroughly aged brandy 6
snorkel 88
Snoutlet 1
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snow cleats 66
snow crab 24
snow fort 6
snow halo 1
snow hat 1
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snow pants 1
Snow Queen Crown 39
snowball 6
snowboarder pants 6
snowpack 1
snowstick 1
soap knife 7
sock garters 3
sock monkey 3
soda water 6
soft green echo eyedrop antidote 37
soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini 6
software bug 1
software glitch 10
Sogg-Os 1
soggy elf shoes 1
soggy gingerbread chunk 6
soggy seed packet 45
soggy used band-aid 11
soggy wofl t-shirt 1
soilzerac 1
solid asbestos box 1
solid baconstone earring 3
solid baconstone necklace 3
solid baconstone ring 3
solid chrome box 1
solid gold bowling ball 1
solid gold jewel 1
solid gold pegleg 6
solid linoleum box 1
solid shifting time weirdness 2
solid state loom 5
sommelier's towel 15
sonar fishfinder 1
sonar-in-a-biscuit 2
sorority brain 4
soul coin 2
soul doorbell 6
soul knife 1
soul mask 1
soup turtle 3
soup-chucks 1
sour ball and chain 5
sour powder 67
Source essence 6
Source shades 1
Source terminal ASHRAM chip 2
Source terminal CRAM chip 1
Source terminal DIAGRAM chip 3
Source terminal file: compress.edu 2
Source terminal file: cram.ext 5
Source terminal file: critical.enh 2
Source terminal file: damage.enh 2
Source terminal file: dram.ext 4
Source terminal file: duplicate.edu 2
Source terminal file: familiar.ext 2
Source terminal file: gram.ext 6
Source terminal file: portscan.edu 2
Source terminal file: pram.ext 3
Source terminal file: protect.enq 2
Source terminal file: spam.ext 13
Source terminal file: stats.enq 4
Source terminal file: substats.enh 2
Source terminal file: tram.ext 4
Source terminal file: turbo.edu 3
Source terminal INGRAM chip 3
Source terminal SCRAM chip 3
Source terminal SPAM chip 1
Source terminal TRAM chip 2
Source terminal TRIGRAM chip 2
Sourfinger 3
Souvenir Chopsticks 5
souvenir flag 1
souvenir ski t-shirt 14
soy cordial 1
soyburger juice 12
soylent staff 5
Space Baby bawbaw 1
Space Baby children's book 6
space bar 2
space beast fur 3
space beast fur hat 1
space beast fur pants 1
space beast fur whip 1
space blanket 6
space chowder 6
space heater 2
space invader 2
space jam 6
space jam toast 1
space jellybicycle 1
space junk 6
space marine flash grenade 5
space needle 2
Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook 1
space pirate treasure map 1
space port 6
Space Tourist Phaser 6
Space Tours Tripple 20
Space Trip safety headphones 1
space wine 41
Spacegate diplomat's insignia 1
Spacegate emergency disintegrator 1
Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit 1
Spacegate military insignia 1
Spacegate scientist's insignia 1
spade necklace 37
spagecialetti 4
spaghetti con calaveras 11
spaghetti cult mask 31
spaghetti cult rosary 37
spaghetti with ghost balls 7
Spaghetti with Moonballs 1
spaghetti with rock-balls 1
spaghetti with Skullheads 3
Spam Witch sammich 174
spandex anniversary shorts 1
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spangly mariachi vest 15
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spangly unitard 6
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Spant eggs 6
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spants 2
spare battery 6
spare neck bolts 6
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sparking robo-battery 6
sparkler 6
sparkling orb 6
spearfish fishing spear 6
Spechunky bar 6
special clip: boneburners 6
special clip: graveburpers 8
special clip: splatterers 10
special clip: squelchers 6
special clip: tracers 30
special clip: wailers 29
special sauce glove 5
Special Seasoning 6
Special™ Sauce 6
specialty ammo bandolier 6
spectral axe 6
spectral jelly 6
spectral pickle 6
spectre scepter 6
Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise 1
Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot 1
Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb 1
Spelunker of Fortune 1
Spelunker of Fortune (used) 1
Spelunker's fedora 1
Spelunker's Guild prize sack 1
Spelunker's khakis 1
Spelunker's whip 1
SPF 451 lip balm 78
sphygmomanometer 6
spice melange 6
spiced rum 16
spices 53
spicy bean burrito 6
spicy enchanted bean burrito 41
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spicy jumping bean burrito 15
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spicy noodles 8
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spider web 9
spidercow eye-cluster 4
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spiky turtle shield 1
spiky turtle shoulderpads 1
spirit bed 1
spirit blanket 13
spirit gum 6
spirit mattress 3
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Spirit Precipice 3
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spiritual gingerbread 7
splendid martini 27
sponge cake 27
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spooky alphabet block 39
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spooky bark 8
spooky bicycle chain 9
spooky bindle 4
spooky cluster 1
spooky clusterbomb 1
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spooky eggnog 5
spooky eyeliner 4
spooky felt 7
spooky gravy fairy warlock hat 6
spooky hi mein 6
spooky hockey mask 1
spooky jelly 4
spooky lasso 6
spooky length of string 6
spooky lipstick 9
spooky lo mein 13
spooky mushroom 6
spooky mushroom wine 9
spooky music box mechanism 8
spooky nuggets 16
spooky pirate skeleton 3
spooky powder 6
spooky sap 20
spooky scarecrow 3
spooky shroomkabob 7
spooky shrunken head 6
spooky sound effects record 95
spooky staff 5
spooky stick 6
spooky stir-fry 3
spooky stuffing 6
Spooky Surprise Egg 3
spooky toy wheel 6
Spooky VHS Tape 25
spooky wad 32
spooky wooden block 6
Spooky-Gro fertilizer 14
spoon! 1
spoonful of Linguine-Os 15
spork 13
spray chrome 6
spray paint 9
spring 6
Spring Break Beach "swimsuit" 1
Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon 1
Spring Bros. ID badge 6
Spring Bros. solenoid 6
sprinkle-begging cup 2
sprinkles 6
sprocket 6
sprocket assembly 1
spruce juice 1
square CRIMBCOOKIE 6
square sponge pants 1
squashed frog 6
Squat-Thrust Magazine 6
squeaky staff 4
squeaky toy rose 6
Squib 1
squirming egg sac 3
squirmy violent party snack 1
St. Pete's sneaky smoothie 1
St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket 6
St. Sneaky Pete's Whey 6
Staff of Simmering Hatred 1
Staff of the Cozy Fish 2
Staff of the Electric Range 1
Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals 3
Staff of the Peppermint Twist 1
Staff of the Soupbone 1
Staff of the Walk-In Freezer 1
Staff of the Woodfire 1
stained hard candy 94
stained mattress 5
stainless steel scarf 14
stainless steel shillelagh 16
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stainless steel slacks 17
stainless steel solitaire 16
stainless steel suspenders 17
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stale cheer wine 3
stale Cheer-E-Os 1
stalk of asparagus 6
standard-issue cupcake 3
staph of homophones 1
stapler bear 1
star 6
star boomerang 1
star buckler 3
star chart 6
star crossbow 73
star hat 128
star key lime 3
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star pants 38
star pop 9
star shirt 15
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Star Spawn 3
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star starfish 3
star stiletto 3
star sword 29
star throwing star 97
starchy crossbow 1
starchy staff 1
starchy sword 1
Steal This Candy 10
stealth bomber 2
Steam Card: DemonStar (#1) 35
Steam Card: DemonStar (#2) 43
Steam Card: DemonStar (#3) 21
Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1) 39
Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2) 21
Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3) 6
Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1) 35
Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2) 89
Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3) 40
Steam Card: Meteoid (#1) 18
Steam Card: Meteoid (#2) 39
Steam Card: Meteoid (#3) 45
Steam Card: Space Trip (#1) 78
Steam Card: Space Trip (#2) 40
Steam Card: Space Trip (#3) 10
Steamboat 1
steamed oyster 2
steampunk potion 13
steamy ruby 7
steel drivin' hammer 6
steel sword 1
steely marble 1
Stembridge sidearm 1
Stemonitis Staticus mushroom 8
stench and sour sauce 1
stench cluster 1
stench clusterbomb 1
stench jelly 5
stench nuggets 27
stench powder 8
stench wad 3
Stephen's secret formula 148
stepmom's booze 106
sterno-flavored Hob-O 6
stick 6
stick of "gum" 24
stick of dynamite 6
stick of firewood 47
stick-on eyebrow piercing 125
stick-on gnome beard 6
stick-on mini solar panels 1
stick-on-a-string 26
sticky gloves 2
sticky hand whip 1
sticky lava globs 61
sticky meat kilt 1
sticky meat pants 3
sticky meat skirt 1
sticky sword blade 1
still-beating spleen 1
stink-penny 6
stinkin' bindle 1
stinking agaricus 2
stinkwater 1
stinky hi mein 11
stinky mushroom 27
stinky mushroom wine 4
stolen accordion 6
stolen meatpouch 6
stolen necklace 29
stolen office supplies 6
stolen sushi 6
stomach turnover 6
stomp box 1
stone banjo 3
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stone frisbee 71
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sucker kabuto 3
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Summer Nights 3
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suntan lotion of moxiousness 6
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super ka-bob 4
Super Magic Power Sword X 3
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Super Weight-Gain 9000 6
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Sweet Sword 2
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Swizzler 103
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TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ 6
T.U.R.D.S. Key 6
t8r tots 6
Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco 6
Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce! 3
Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco 1
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro 6
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita 6
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tail o' nine cats 6
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Take Eleven Bar 6
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Tales of a Kansas Toymaker 6
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Tales of Spelunking 6
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Tapioc berry 3
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Tears of the Quiet Healer 38
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Temps Tempranillo 45
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That 70s Cologne 1
that gum you like 145
the Archwizard's briefs 1
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The Art of Slapfighting (used) 1
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The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 1
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The Emperor's new cookie 12
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The Emperor's new pants 1
The Emperor's new shirt 1
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the finger 1
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The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide 1
the funk 78
The Ghoul King's ghoulottes 1
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The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object 1
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The Jokester's pants 6
The Jokester's wig 15
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The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) 1
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the kindest cold cut 4
The Landscaper's leafblower 1
The Legendary Beat 1
the Ley Incursion's waist 1
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The Lost Glasses 11
The Lost Pill Bottle 6
The Lot's engagement ring 6
The Mad Liquor 1
The Mariachi's guitar case 2
the most dangerous bait 6
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The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) 1
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) 1
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) 1
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The Western Look 1
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They liver 6
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This Charming Flan 8
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Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette 3
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tiny plastic animelf 1
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tiny plastic Axe Wound 1
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tiny plastic bad vibe 1
tiny plastic Bar 1
tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth 1
tiny plastic barrrnacle 4
tiny plastic batbugbear 1
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tiny plastic beanbat 2
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tiny plastic beebee gunners 1
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tiny plastic Big Candy 1
tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar 1
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tiny plastic blazing bat 1
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tiny plastic briefcase bat 1
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tiny plastic Café Elf 1
tiny plastic Cafe 1
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tiny plastic Crimbomination 1
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tiny plastic Crimbot 1
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tiny plastic demoninja 1
tiny plastic dining car 1
tiny plastic disco bandit 1
tiny plastic Dolph Bossin 1
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tiny plastic Don Crimbo 1
tiny plastic drunk goat 1
tiny plastic Duke Starkiller 30
tiny plastic exo-suited miner 1
tiny plastic Factory 1
tiny plastic fat stack of cash 1
tiny plastic Father McGruber 1
tiny plastic fax machine 1
tiny plastic Felonia 1
tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus 1
tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker 1
tiny plastic fire servant 1
tiny plastic fluffy bunny 1
tiny plastic food lab 1
tiny plastic four-shadowed mime 1
tiny plastic fruit golem 1
tiny plastic Fudge Wizard 1
tiny plastic fuzzy dice 1
tiny plastic G Imp 1
tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej 2
tiny plastic Gary Claybender 1
tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick 1
tiny plastic ghuol whelp 1
tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers 1
tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire 1
tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser 1
tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester 1
tiny plastic golden gundam 14
tiny plastic GORM-8 1
tiny plastic goth giant 1
tiny plastic grue 1
tiny plastic handsome mariachi 6
tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist 3
tiny plastic Hellion 1
tiny plastic hermit 1
tiny plastic hobo elf 1
tiny plastic howling balloon monkey 3
tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear 1
tiny plastic Iiti Kitty 1
tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker 1
tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. 1
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tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl 1
tiny plastic Knob Goblin King 1
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tiny plastic Knott Yeti 1
tiny plastic Knows About Chakras 1
tiny plastic Krampus 1
tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box 1
tiny plastic leprechaun 6
tiny plastic levitating potato 1
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tiny plastic locomotive 1
tiny plastic Lord Flameface 1
tiny plastic MechaElf 1
tiny plastic Mer-kin baker 1
tiny plastic mime executive 1
tiny plastic mime functionary 1
tiny plastic mime scientist 1
tiny plastic mime soldier 1
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tiny plastic moneybee 1
tiny plastic mosquito 1
tiny plastic Mr. Mination 1
tiny plastic multi-level marketer 1
tiny plastic mumblebee 1
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tiny plastic nog lab 1
tiny plastic Norville Rogers 1
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tiny plastic orphan 1
tiny plastic passenger car 1
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tiny plastic Penny 1
tiny plastic primary lab 1
tiny plastic Professor What 1
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tiny plastic sauceror 1
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tiny plastic seal clubber 1
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tiny plastic senile lihc 1
tiny plastic skeletal reindeer 1
tiny plastic smarmy pirate 13
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tiny plastic spiny skelelton 1
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tiny plastic spooky vampire 1
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tiny plastic stab bat 1
tiny plastic star starfish 12
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tiny plastic strand of DNA 1
tiny plastic sweet nutcracker 1
tiny plastic taco cat 1
tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf 1
tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf 1
tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski 3
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tiny plastic The Man 1
tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare 1
tiny plastic topiary golem 1
tiny plastic Toybot 1
tiny plastic trollipop 1
tiny plastic Trouser Snake 1
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tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo 1
tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku 1
tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni 1
tiny plastic warbear 1
tiny plastic warbear fortress 1
tiny plastic warwelf 1
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tiny plastic wild beaver 1
tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer 1
tiny plastic XXX pr0n 2
tiny plastic Your Brain 1
tiny plastic yuleviathan 1
tiny plastic zmobie 1
tiny prop sword 1
tiny shaker of salt 12
tiny slimy cyst 14
tiny sombrero 1
tiny top hat and cane 1
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tires 6
tisket 1
titanium assault umbrella 6
To Build an Igloo 1
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toast with cold jelly 1
toast with hot jelly 1
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toast with sleaze jelly 1
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toast with stench jelly 1
toasted brie 11
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tobiko-infused sake 4
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toe jam toast 1
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tofu stir-fry 1
tofu taco 1
tofu wonton 4
tofurkey gravy 6
tofurkey leg 57
tofurkey nugget 6
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toggle switch (Bounce) 1
Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste 6
tomato 6
tomato daiquiri 13
tomato juice of powerful power 8
tomato soup poster 3
tomb ratchet 50
tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie 78
tommy gun 20
tongue depressor 6
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tonic o' Banderas 1
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tooth 6
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top 6
topeé 2
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torquoise 3
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totally sweet mohawk helmet 14
tourmalime 33
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towel 6
toxic globule 6
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toxo 1
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toy Crimbot super fist 1
toy deathbot 3
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toy mercenary 14
toy ray gun 1
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toy soldier 11
toy space helmet 6
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toy train 5
toy wheel 148
Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans 5
traditional Crimbo cookie 99
traffic jam 6
traffic jam toast 1
Trafikoan 1
train whistle 1
Trainbot autoassembly module 1
Trainbot circuitry 6
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Trainbot linkages 6
Trainbot luggage hook 1
Trainbot optics 6
Trainbot plating 6
Trainbot radar monocle 1
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Trainbot slag 6
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training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique 1
training scroll: Snokebomb 1
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transdermal smoke patch 6
transmission from planet Xi 6
transparent nog 3
transparent pants 1
transporter transponder 6
Transylvania Sling 4
Trash, a Memoir 1
Travels with Jerry 1
Treads of Loathing 1
tree skirt 1
tree-eating kite 119
tree-shaped Crimbo cookie 3
Tremella Tarantella mushroom 5
trench coat 3
trench lighter 1
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triangular CRIMBCOOKIE 12
trick coin 1
triggerfingerbone 6
trilobite candy mold 1
trilobite fossil 6
TRIO cup of beer 6
triple barreled barrel gun 4
Trivial Avocations board game 1
Trivial Avocations Card: What? 6
Trivial Avocations Card: When? 6
Trivial Avocations Card: Where? 6
Trivial Avocations Card: Who? 6
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Trollhouse cookies 121
Tropical Crimbo Hat 1
Tropical Crimbo Shorts 1
Tropical Crimbo Sword 1
tropical island souvenir crate 13
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tropical paperweight 1
tropical swill 7
tropical wrapping paper 1
trousers of the white knight 2
trout fang 6
Trout Fishing in Loathing 1
troutpiece 3
true grit 6
Truthsayer 1
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tube of dread wax 6
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tube of herbal ointment 3
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tube of villain white 13
tube sock 6
Tuesday's ruby 70
tulip 2
tuning fork 1
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turkish mostaccioli 21
Turpin 1
Turtive 1
Turtle Bowl 4
turtle mud 1
turtle pheromones 11
turtle totem 7
turtle voicebox 6
turtle wax 44
turtle wax greaves 1
turtle wax helmet 1
turtle wax shield 1
turtle-shaped rock 6
turtlemail bits 6
turtlemail breeches 1
turtlemail coif 1
turtlemail hauberk 1
turtling rod 2
tuxedo shirt 3
Twelve Night Energy 6
twice-haunted screwdriver 2
twinkly nuggets 6
twinkly powder 6
twinkly wad 6
twist of lime 1
twisted piece of wire 6
twisted-up wet towel 9
twitching claw 21
Twitching Television Tattoo 1
twitching time capsule 2
twitching trigger finger 2
two meat muck 9
two-handed depthsword 1
Typical Tavern swill 6
Ultimate Mind Destroyer 1
ultimate ultimate frisbee 6
Ultra Mega Sour Ball 1
ultra-deluxe cupcake 22
ultra-soft ferns 1
ultracalcium 25
Ultracolor™ shirt 6
ultrafondue 51
Ultrasoldier Serum 6
una poca de gracia 24
unappetizing mayolus 1
unbearable light 6
uncanny desk bell 6
uncapped blue lava bottle 1
uncapped green lava bottle 1
uncapped red lava bottle 1
Uncle Buck 1
Uncle Crimbo's hat 1
Uncle Crimbo's Rations 5
Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide 9
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Uncle Hobo's epic beard 1
Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants 1
Uncle Hobo's highest bough 1
Uncle Hobo's stocking cap 1
Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix 6
Uncle Romulus 1
Uncle Romulus (used) 1
Unconscious Collective Dream Jar 6
uncooked chorizo 6
undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella 1
underwater slingshot 56
undissolvable contact lenses 1
unearthed potsherd 1
unearthly onyx 6
unfinished fruitcake 16
unfinished ice sculpture 1
unfinished pleasure 18
unflavored wine cooler 6
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Ungulant 1
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unidentifiable dried fruit 6
unidentified drink 6
unidentified jerky 6
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union scalemail pants 4
universal biscuit 6
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Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car 6
Unmotivator: Crashed Orca 6
Unmotivator: Success Warrior 6
unnamed cocktail 6
unnatural gas 6
unquiet spirits 6
unrefined Mountain Stream syrup 6
unremarkable duffel bag 6
unrequired jacket 6
unrolling pin 6
unsanitized scalpel 6
unsmoothed velvet 6
Unspeakable Earring 3
unspeakable lozenges 1
Unspeakachu 1
unstable DNA 75
unstable laser battery 58
unstable quark 6
untamable turtle 8
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unused walkie-talkie 3
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unusual oil 66
unwound clockwork grapefruit 6
upsy daisy 14
Ur-Donut 8
urchin roe 4
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UV monocular 4
Valentine 161
Valentine's Day cake 1
valuable coin 10
valuable trinket 6
vampagne 1
vampire chowder 164
vampire collar 86
vampire duck-on-a-string 118
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vampire pearl 28
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Vamprey 1
Van der Graaf helmet 4
van key 20
Vaporpoise 1
Vaso De Agua trading card 1
Vegetable of Jarlsberg 6
veiny spore pod 6
velcro boots 3
velcro broadsword 1
velcro ore 11
velcro paddle ball 4
velcro shield 1
velvet choker 1
Velvet Veil 9
vengeful spirit 1
Venus flytrap 1
vertebra of the Bonerdagon 78
very fancy whiskey 6
very hot lunch 6
very overdue library book 6
very small red dress 6
vial of baconstone juice 8
vial of blood simple syrup 16
vial of Gnomochloric acid 4
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vial of holy water 6
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vial of humanoid growth hormone 11
vial of patchouli oil 65
vial of porquoise juice 11
vial of swamp vapors 4
vial of The Glistening 6
vibrating cyborg knife 65
vibrating mushroom 13
Vicar's Tutu 3
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Victor's Spoils 43
viking helmet 6
vinegar 17
vinegar-soaked lemon slice 6
vintage smart drink 6
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violent pastilles 6
viral DNA 6
viral video 6
virgin jello shot 6
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vitamin G pill 81
Vivian's Vitamin 6
vodka and cranberry 25
vodka and tonic 8
vodka barracuda 6
vodka gibson 4
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Vodka Matryoshka 11
vodka stinger 18
vodka stratocaster 8
void burger 6
void lager 6
void shard 1
void stone 6
Volartta's bellbottoms 6
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Volcoino 9
volleyball 7
voodoo glowskull 24
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vorpal blade 6
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votive of confidence 72
Vulgure 1
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VYKEA bracket 89
VYKEA dowel 71
VYKEA frenzy rune 6
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VYKEA rail 39
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wad of slimy rags 7
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waders 6
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Waifuton 1
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Wal-Mart tattoo kit 1
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wand of fudge control 1
wand of pigification 6
wang 1
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warbear auto-anvil 6
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warbear battery 34
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warbear bearserker greaves 1
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warbear ceremonial party pants 1
warbear chemistry lab 6
warbear dress bracers 1
warbear dress greaves 1
warbear dress helmet 1
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warbear electric long johns 1
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warbear energy bracers 1
warbear exhaust manifold 1
warbear exo-arm 8
warbear fancy fedora 1
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warbear fleece-lined long johns 1
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warbear helm fragment 6
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warbear hoverbelt piecepart 1
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warbear lined ushanka 1
warbear liquid lasers 113
warbear liquid overcoat 68
warbear long johns 1
warbear LP-ROM burner 3
warbear metalworking primer 6
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warbear nuclear bowtie 1
warbear officer greaves 1
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warbear oil pan 7
warbear party pants 1
warbear plain fedora 1
warbear plain helm 1
warbear plain ushanka 1
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warbear polarized goggles 1
warbear procedural hilarity drone 49
warbear rejuvenation potion 37
warbear requisition box 37
warbear robo-camouflage unit 6
warbear sequential gaiety distribution system 6
warbear snowblindness goggles 1
warbear soda machine 1
warbear soda machine assembler 1
warbear spiked helm 1
warbear superpotion 25
warbear thermoregulator bread 2
warbear trouser fragment 6
warbear wardance potion 36
warbear warrior bread 26
warbear warscarf 1
warbear whosit 6
warehouse clerk's glasses 5
warehouse key 1
warehouse walkie-talkie 6
warm fur 1
warm gravy 38
warm mushroom 13
Warm Subject gift certificate 6
warm war shawarma 29
Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife 1
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wasabi pocky 3
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water log 4
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water wings 5
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watered-down Red Minotaur 6
waterlogged bootstraps 6
waterlogged cloth 6
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waterlogged leather 6
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wax face 1
Wax Flask 155
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wax hat 1
wax pancake 138
wax pants 1
Way More Tears™ pepper spray 180
weasel stomping pants 1
weegee sqouija 1
weighted paperclip chain 87
weird gazelle steak 79
Wendtigo 1
weremoose spit 6
Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence 1
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Wet Russian 8
wet stew 53
wet tack 1
wet venom duct 6
whale cerebrospinal fluid 2
whalebone corset 6
whalecake 2
whalegun 1
whalesteak 6
Whatsian Ionic Pliers 6
whatsit-covered turtle shell 19
wheel 120
Whenchamacallit bar 14
whet stone 6
whimpering willow bark 27
whip kit 7
whisker pencil 4
whiskey and cola 17
whiskey and soda 16
whiskey bittersweet 5
whiskey in a broken glass 6
whiskey sour 22
whiskey squeeze 3
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white Canadian 6
white candy heart 6
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white Crimbo ball 6
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white lightning 158
white mana 24
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white page 18
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white pixel 6
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white wine 12
white Xanadian 13
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whole turkey leg 4
wholeberd 9
Whoompa Fur Pants 6
whoopie cushion 10
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wicker sticker 1
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wicksilver spurs 1
wiffle-flail 1
wild honey pie 1
willowy bonnet 2
willyweed 7
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wind-up ensign 6
wind-up meatcar 28
wind-up navigation droid 20
wind-up owl 36
wind-up spider 5
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windchimes 6
windicle 5
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Wint-O-Fresh mint 6
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witch's brew 24
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woim 3
woimbook 6
wok lobster 5
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wolfman mask 1
Wolfman Nardz 5
wolfskull mask 1
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wood screw 6
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wooden stakes 27
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wool sock 6
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wooly loincloth 6
Work is a Four Letter Sword 1
worksite credentials 3
Workytime Tea 14
World's Blackest-Eyed Peas 1
world's most unappetizing beverage 1
world's smallest violin 7
wormwood stick 1
worn tophat 6
worst candy 6
worthless gewgaw 6
worthless knick-knack 6
worthless trinket 6
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wreath of laurels 1
wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
Wrecked Generator 6
wrench bracelet 6
wrestling mask 6
wriggling tentacle 1
wriggling worm 1
wristwatch of the white knight 1
writhing drippy candy bar 1
Wrotz 6
wrought-iron waders 1
wrought-iron walker 1
wrought-iron whisk 1
wrought-iron widget 1
wrought-iron wig 1
wrought-iron winch crank 1
Wullabye 1
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wumpus-hair bolo 1
wumpus-hair loincloth 1
wumpus-hair net 1
wumpus-hair whip 1
wumpus-hair wig 1
wussiness potion 6
X 6
X-37 gun 6
x-ray mirror 6
x-ray specs 6
Xiblaxian 5D printer 6
Xiblaxian alloy 6
Xiblaxian cache locator simcode 6
Xiblaxian circuitry 6
Xiblaxian crystal 6
Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode 6
Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner 6
Xiblaxian holo-bowtie 6
Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode 8
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube 1
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey 1
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl 1
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers 1
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest 1
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito 1
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles 1
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Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter 2
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Xiblaxian space-whiskey 1
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Xiblaxian ultraburrito 1
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yak anorak 6
yak skin 6
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yak whip 1
Yakisoba's hat 1
yakskin buckler 1
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yakskin pants 1
yakskin skirt 1
yam 1
yam and swiss 1
yam candy 6
Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick 6
ye olde golde frontes 6
Ye Olde Meade 6
Ye Olde Medieval Insult 6
Ye Olde Navy Fleece 6
Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher 6
Yeast of Boris 6
Yeg's Motel alarm clock 6
Yeg's Motel ashtray 6
Yeg's Motel disposable razor 6
Yeg's Motel hand soap 6
Yeg's Motel minibar key 1
Yeg's Motel mouthwash 6
Yeg's Motel pillow mint 1
Yeg's Motel sewing kit 6
Yeg's Motel stationery 6
Yeg's Motel toothbrush 6
yellow brick road 6
yellow candy heart 6
yellow drunki-bear 6
yellow gummi ingot 6
yellow matter custard 1
Yellow Moon of Compassion 1
yellow paisley oyster egg 6
yellow pixel 6
yellow pixel potion 6
yellow plastic hard hat 6
yellow plastic oyster egg 6
yellow polka-dot oyster egg 6
yellow rocket 39
yellow seashell 6
yellow snowcone 6
yellow striped oyster egg 6
yeti fur 6
Yeti Protest Sign 1
yo 6
yo-yo 6
yohohoyo 6
Yolo™ chocolates 6
Yorick 1
Young Man's Cargo Load 1
Young Man's Crew Sequester 1
yule grog 6
yule gruel 6
yule hatchet 6
yule pup 1
Yuleviathan necklace 1
yummy death watch beetle 1
Yummy Tummy bean 6
Z-Bone steak 6
Ze™ goggles 6
zen motorcycle 1
Zim Merman's guitar 6
Zinc Delta of Tranquility 1
zmobie 6
zombie 6
zombie dinosaur egg 1
zombie hollandaise 6
zombie pineal gland 6
Zombo's empty eye 1
Zombo's grievous greaves 2
Zombo's shield 2
Zombo's shoulder blade 1
Zombo's skull ring 1
Zombo's skullcap 1
Zoodriver 6
Zu Mannkäse Dienen 1
Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) 1