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TheDotGamer (#529795)
This player has 3,221 unique items and 319,663 total items in his/her display case.

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"Humorous" T-shirt 1
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 13
1-ball 3
1.21 jigawatts 1
100-Watt bulb 2
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 102
2-ball 8
25-meat staff 39
3-ball 8
30669 scroll 101
33398 scroll 726
334 scroll 22
4-ball 5
4-dimensional guitar 18
5-Alarm Saucepan 1
5-ball 3
6-ball 5
64067 scroll 50
668 scroll 9
7-ball 3
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 43
7-inch discus 1
8-ball 11
9-ball 2
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 1
a butt tuba 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 1
a little sump'm sump'm 27
abandoned candy 1
abominable snowcone 429
accidental cider 10
acid-squirting flower 28
acoustic guitarrr 12
adder bladder 9
agua de vida 1
albatross necklace 1
Alewife™ Ale 1
all-purpose cleaner 83
all-purpose flower 1
alpha-mail pants 78
alphabet gum 1
amber aviator shades 2
amulet of extreme plot significance 76
Amulet of Yendor 71
ancient cursed foot locker 18
ancient frozen dinner 6
ancient Magi-Wipes 19
ancient protein powder 3
Ancient Saucehelm 8
ancient spice 1
ancient stone fist 8
ancient stone head 3
ancient turtle shell 1
ancient turtle shell helmet 1
ancient turtle shell powder 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 2
ancient vinyl coin purse 8
anemone nematocyst 1
angel-food cake 1
Angry Farmer candy 587
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 1
Ankh of Badahnkadh 1
anniversary balloon 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
annoying pitchfork 30
ant agonist 3
ant antidepressant 1
ant hoe 1
ant pick 1
ant pitchfork 1
ant rake 1
ant sickle 1
anti-anti-antidote 1,641
anticheese 43
antique bottle of cough syrup 39
antique greaves 68
antique hand mirror 1,240
antique helmet 82
antique packet of ketchup 13
antique shield 106
antique spear 116
apathetic lizardman doll 1
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 1
archaeologing shovel 1
armgun 19
around the world 10
arrow'd heart balloon 1
arrrgyle socks 10
Arrrmetia trading card 1
arse-a'fire elixir 1
asbestos apron 1
asbestos crossbow 9
asbestos crossbow string 1
asbestos helmet turtle 3
asbestos meat stack 1
asbestos ore 49
asbestos staff 8
asbestos stick 1
asbestos sword 10
asbestos sword hilt 1
ASCII shirt 2
Asleep in the Cemetery 1
asparagus knife 8,098
asparagus lo mein 1
asparagus stir-fry 1
aspirin 2
asshat 18
astral mushroom 3
astronaut ice-cream 2
astronaut pants 2
Atomic Comic 1
atomic vector plotter 312
attention spanner 2
augmented El Vibrato drone 1
automatic catapult 36
awful poetry journal 664
bätzle 4
baby killer bee 60
babycakes 1
baconstone 13
baconstone bracelet 2
baconstone earring 2
baconstone pendant 3
baconstone ring 2
badass belt 68
badger badge 3
bag of airline peanuts 111
bag of Cheat-Os 8
bag of lard 1
balaclava 4
balaclava baklava 154
ball 6
ball-in-a-cup 1
balloon helmet 3
balloon monkey 11
balloon shield 15
balloon sword 3
ballroom blintz 4
bamboo bokuto 12
banana 1
banana cream pie 1
banana daiquiri 1
banana milkshake 1
banana peel 7
banana smoothie 3
banana spritzer 1
banjo strings 156
bar skin 580
bar whip 2
barbed-wire fence 81
bargain flash powder 1
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 2
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 1
barrrnacle 113
barskin buckler 2
barskin cloak 3
barskin hat 38
barskin loincloth 2
barskin tent 7
bartender skull 1
bartender-in-the-box 1
bartender-skull-in-the-box 1
baseball 13
Bash-Ōs boxtop 1
Bash-Ōs cereal 1
basic meat crossbow 5
basic meat fez 5
basic meat foon 2
basic meat helmet 11
basic meat kilt 1
basic meat pants 3
basic meat skirt 3
basic meat spork 5
basic meat staff 6
basic meat sword 4
bat guano 94
bat haggis 23
bat hat 2
bat whip 1
bat wing 102
bat wing kabob 798
bat wing stir-fry 2
bat-ass leather jacket 1
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
batblade 13
batgut 494
battered Crimbo Crate 10
battered hubcap 2
bazookafish bubble gum 1
beach glass bead 57
beach glass necklace 2
bean burrito 28
beanbag chair 141
beaten-up Chucks 1
bed of coals 1
beefy fish meat 1
beer basted brat 7
beer bomb 19
beer bong 1
beer cartilage 57
beer goggles 1
beer helmet 6
beer lens 37
beer-a-pult 1
beertini 6
begpwnia 5
beholed bedsheet 1
bejeweled accordion strap 2
bejeweled cufflinks 3
bejeweled pledge pin 5
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 3
bellhop bell 2
Ben-Gal™ Balm 1
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 1
berry-infused sake 1
Better Than Cuddling Cake 6
bezoar ring 1
bi-lateral logic compressor 717
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 1
big bad voodoo mask 1
big bass drum 15
big boom 1
big red clown nose 622
big rock 1
big slimy cyst 1
big stick 66
big stirring stick 1
bigger stick 3
bilge wine 4
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 50
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 1
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 1
bit of clingfilm 3
bit-o-cactus 1
Bjorn's Hammer 2
black & tan 2
black belt 2
Black Body™ spray 1
black candy heart 9
black candygram 1
black cherry soda 1
black cowboy hat 2
black eyedrops 1
black facepaint 1
black forest cake 2
black forest ham 3
black greaves 7
black helmet 5
black kettle drum 3
black lotus 2
Black No. 2 5
black paisley oyster egg 17
black pension check 11
black pepper 2
black picnic basket 2
black pixel 196
black plastic oyster egg 24
black polka-dot oyster egg 23
black pudding 6
black sheepskin diploma 1
black shield 4
black snake skin 4
black snowcone 1
black spot 1
black striped oyster egg 2
black sword 5
black velvet box 3
black-and-blue light 50
blackberry 18
blackberry combat boots 1
blackberry moccasins 1
blackberry polite 3
blackberry slippers 1
Blackfly Chardonnay 7
blank prescription sheet 1
Blatantly Canadian 8
blended frozen swill 3
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 2
Blizzards I Have Died In 2
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
blood flower 2
blood of the Wereseal 2
blood-faced volleyball 2
bloody beer 121
bloody clown pants 32
bloody mary 10
blue paisley oyster egg 4
blue pixel 375
blue pixel potion 10
blue plasma ball 50
blue plastic baby 1
blue plastic oyster egg 7
blue polka-dot oyster egg 1
blue ribbon 1
blue shell 1
blue snowcone 4
blue striped oyster egg 23
blue suede shoes 1
blue traffic cone 1
blue velvet cake 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 3
blundarrrbus 5
Bohemian rhapsody 1
boilermaker 2
bone collar 2
bone flute 3
bone rattle 40
Bonerdagon necklace 7
booty chest charrrm 4
booty chest charrrm bracelet 1
Boozehounds Anonymous token 1
borg sock monkey 1
boring spaghetti 73
Boris's key lime 28
Boris's key lime pie 2
Boris's ring 11
Boss Bat bling 7
Boss Bat britches 22
bottle of alcohol 2
bottle of antifreeze 4
bottle of black cat tonic 2
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 1
bottle of cooking sherry 1
bottle of Definit 1
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 1
bottle of gin 101
bottle of goofballs 227
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 1
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 1
bottle of melodramamine 1
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 172
bottle of moontan lotion 1
bottle of Mystic Shell 1
bottle of Ooze-O 1
bottle of peppermint schnapps 2
bottle of perfume 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 1
bottle of Pinot Renoir 12
bottle of pirate juice 1
bottle of popskull 3
bottle of realpagne 1
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 1
bottle of rum 334
bottle of sake 1
bottle of sewage schnapps 16
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 4
bottle of tequila 115
bottle of ultravitamins 8
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 10
bottle of vodka 54
bottle of whiskey 269
bottle opener belt buckle 6
bottlecap turtle 1
bottled inspiration 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 3
bow 1
bow staff 1
bowl of cottage cheese 129
bowl of fishysoisse 1
bowl of lucky charms 2
bowl of rye sprouts 2
bowlegged pants 1
bowler 1
box 46
box of sunshine 12
box turtle 1
box-in-the-box 2
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 4
boxed champagne 1
boxed wine 130
boxing glove 1
boxing glove on a spring 1
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 4
brains casserole 2
brainy skull 2
brass stinger 7
breath mint 62
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 4
brick 79
brick of sand 1
briefcase 64
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 1,024
brine 1
briny vinegar 1
brittle plastic handle 1
broken carburetor 1
broken cellular phone 3
broken El Vibrato drone 1
broken skull 400
broken sword 331
bronze breastplate 1
bronzed locust 3
brown crock marble 1
brown plastic baby 1
brown sugar cane 10
bubble bauble bow 3
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 2
bubblewrap crossbow 1
bubblewrap ore 1,152
bubblewrap staff 1
bubblewrap sword 1
bubbling tempura batter 1
bubbly potion 8
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of honey 1
buckler buckle 1
buckyball 1
buffalo blade 2
bugbear beanie 27
bugbear bungguard 23
Bulky Buddy Box 2
bullet-proof corduroys 13
bum cheek 359
bunch of bananas 1
bunch of square grapes 4
bungle in the jungle 1
buoybottoms 1
burnt flower 1
burrowgrub hive 2
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 1
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. chum 1
C.H.U.M. knife 2
C.H.U.M. lantern 1
cactus fruit 4
cactus monocle 1
caipifruta 1
calavera concertina 1
calle de miel 10
calle de miel with a fly in it 2
can cannon 3
can of Binarrrca 1
can of black paint 1
can of fake snow 1
can of franks 'n' beans 2
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 5
can of maces 16
can of Red Minotaur 1
can of spinach 2
can of starch 2
can of Swiller 1
Can-Can skirt 2
can-can-in-a-can 3
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 13
candied kobold 1
candied yam pinky ring 1
candied yams 12
candy brain 3
candy cane 6
candy stake 2
cannonball charrrm 1
cannonball charrrm bracelet 1
canopic jar 15
canteen of wine 1
capacitor relay 7,109
carbon nanotube frame 2,582
carbonated soy milk 7
carbonated water lily 9
cardboard box turtle 2
cardboard crossbow 1
cardboard katana 3
cardboard ore 1,530
cardboard staff 1
cardboard sword 1
cardboard wakizashi 69
caret 1
carob brownies 8
carob cannon 5
carob chunk cookies 331
carob chunk noodles 74
carob chunks 115
casino pass 95
cast 248
cast-iron legacy paddle 1
cat appendix 8
catgut 9
catgut taco 4
catskin buckler 2
catskin cap 2
catsup 2
centipede eggs 1
Cerebral Cloche 2
Cerebral Crossbow 3
Cerebral Culottes 2
chain-mail monokini 148
chaos butterfly 1,308
charming flute 16
charpuce jub-jub bird 1
charrrm bracelet 1
cheap cigar butt 7
cheap elven gloves 1
cheap plastic blowgun 1
cheap plastic bottle opener 4
cheap studded belt 81
cheap toaster 6
cheap wind-up clock 103
chef skull 1
chef's hat 16
chef-in-the-box 1
chef-skull-in-the-box 1
cherry 21
Cherry Cloaca Cola 3
cherry pie 2
Chester's cutoffs 1
Chester's moustache 1
chewing gum on a string 507
chintzy accordion pin 2
chintzy disco ball pendant 11
chintzy noodle ring 2
chintzy saucepan earring 2
chintzy seal pendant 3
chintzy turtle brooch 2
chisel 1
chitinous pod 1
chloroform rag 1
chocolate box 1
chocolate filthy lucre 1
chocolate spurs 9
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 2
chocolate-frosted king cake 36
Choker of the Ultragoth 1
chopsticks 36
Chori Zo trading card 1
chorizo brownies 201
chorizo taco 405
chrome crossbow 5
chrome crossbow string 1
chrome helmet turtle 3
chrome meat stack 1
chrome ore 111
chrome staff 11
chrome stick 1
chrome sword 8
chrome sword hilt 1
chunk of rock salt 4
citrus-infused sake 1
clay peace-sign bead 63
Climate Colada 1
clingfilm cap 1
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm tangle 1
clingfilm trousers 1
Cloaca grenade 2
Cloaca-Cola 3
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 3
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 92
Cloaca-Cola helmet 77
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 1
Cloaca-Cola shield 6
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 1
clockwork bartender head 1
clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box 1
clockwork bartender-in-the-box 2
clockwork chef head 1
clockwork chef-head-in-the-box 1
clockwork chef-in-the-box 4
clockwork claws 1
clockwork clockwise dome 1
clockwork counterclockwise dome 1
clockwork crossbow 1
clockwork detective skull 1
clockwork doohickey 1
clockwork endoskeleton 1
clockwork handle 1
clockwork hat 1
clockwork key 14
clockwork maid 3
clockwork maid head 1
clockwork pants 1
clockwork pirate skull 1
clockwork rings 1
clockwork rod 1
clockwork shank 1
clockwork sheet 1
clockwork sphere 1
clockwork spine 1
clockwork staff 1
clockwork sword 1
clockwork thingamajig 1
clockwork trench coat 1
clockwork widget 1
cloudy potion 23
clown hammer 86
clown shoes 15
clown skin 11
clown whip 1
clown wig 2
clownskin belt 1
clownskin buckler 2
clownskin harness 1
club necklace 4
club of the five seasons 1
cob of corn 4
cocktail napkin 11
cocktail onion 1
cocoa egg 15
cocoa eggshell fragment 547
coconut bikini top 1
coconut shell 319
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 3
Codpiece of the Goblin King 13
coffin lid 8
cog 2,003
cog and sprocket assembly 17
Colander of Em-er'il 9
cold and sour sauce 2
cold hi mein 1
Cold Hots candy 8
cold ninja mask 34
cold nuggets 17
cold powder 12
cold wad 3
cologne of contempt 9
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 1
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 1
colored-light "necklace" 1
colorful plastic ball 1
comfy coffin 2
commemorative war stein 1
communications windchimes 22
computronic processing unit 1,096
concentrated cordial of concentration 4
concentrated garbage juice 1
concentrated magicalness pill 16
concoction of clumsiness 11
congratulatory cake 1
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 4
Cookbook of the Damned 1
cool mushroom 17
cool mushroom casserole 1
cool mushroom wine 2
cool whip 114
copper ha'penny charrrm 2
copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet 1
cordial of concentration 4
corn holder 357
corncob pipe 17
cornuthaum 72
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 1
Corpse Island iced tea 5
corpse on the beach 3
corpsebite 1
corpsedriver 5
corpsetini 10
cosmic lemonade 1
costume sword 2
cottage 137
cotton candy bale 1
cotton candy cone 8
cotton candy cordial 2
cotton candy pillow 1
cotton candy pinch 1
cotton candy plug 1
cotton candy skoshe 1
cotton candy smidgen 1
cracker 1
cranberries 839
cranberry cordial 3
crazy little Turkish delight 30
cream of pointy mushroom soup 2
cream pie 2
cream stout 59
creamsicle 56
Crimbo pie 1
Crimbo ukulele 1
Crimbo wreath 2
Crimboween memo 1
Crimbuck 75
crimsilion jub-jub bird 1
crossbow string 58
crotchety pants 1
crowbarrr 9
Crown of the Goblin King 63
crown-shaped beanie 1
cruelty-free wine 1
crusty hula hoop 7
cryptic puzzle box 1
cube of billiard chalk 1
cup of infinite pencils 10
cup of primitive beer 3
cupcake-in-a-cup 1
curdflinger 4
curmudgel 17
cursed black pearl onion 1
cursed bottle of black-label rum 1
cursed bottle of rum 3
cursed breeches 1
cursed cannonball 2
cursed cutlass 1
cursed dirty joke scroll 2
cursed eyepatch 1
cursed piece of thirteen 1
cursed sea biscuit 1
cursed voodoo skull 2
cyber-mattock 1
cyborg doll 1
cyborg stompin' boot 3
cyclops eyedrops 1
cymbal syrup 20
Daffy Taffy 10
daisy 1
dance card 3
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 1
dark potion 27
Das Überkühlraum trading card 1
das boot 1
deactivated MicroMechaMech 1
Deactivated O. A. F. 1
dead guy's watch 66
deadly lampshade 1
deadly nightshade 1
decaying goldfish liver 21
decaying wooden oar 1
decaying wooden paddle 1
decaying wooden pole 1
deck of tropical cards 3
decorative fountain 77
defective skull 66
dehydrated caviar 12
delectable catalyst 11
delectable fire ant 3
delicious noodles 7
delicious salad 1
delicious shimmering moth 1
delicious spicy noodles 2
delicious stinkbug 1
demon buckler 2
demon skin 17
demon whip 1
demon-horned hat 2
demonskin jacket 1
demonskin trousers 2
denim axe 1
dense meat crossbow 1
dense meat stack 118
dense meat staff 1
dense meat sword 1
dental pliers 1
dented harmonica 7
deodorant 8
depantsing bomb 1
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 1
desiccated apricot 111
designer handbag 1
detective skull 2
devil's-food cake 1
dew yoana lei 1
dew yoana salacious lei 1
diamond necklace 5
diamond-studded cane 51
diamond-studded fronts 3
didgeridooka 14
Diet Cloaca Cola 3
digital key lime 22
digital key lime pie 1
digital underground potion 1
dill 81
dinged-up triangle 1
dingy planks 772
dire fudgesicle 1
dirty hobo gloves 3,712
disassembled clover 3
disbelief suspenders 2
Disco 'Fro Pick 9
disco ball 280
Disco Banjo 11
disco mask 268
disease 7
disembodied brain 16
disembodied smile 5
dishrag 1
disintegrating quill pen 22
disintegrating sheet music 21
disintegrating spiky collar 1
displaced fish 6
distilled fortified wine 1
distressed denim pants 11
disturbing fanfic 642
Divine 1
divine blowout 1
divine can of silly string 1
divine champagne flute 1
divine champagne popper 1
divine cracker 2
divine noisemaker 1
diving muff 1
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 190
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 247
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 17
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 113
Doc's Miracle Cure 1
Dogsgotnonoz pills 1
doll house 8
dollhive 1
Dolphin King's crown 26
donkey flipbook 1
dope gangsta bling-bling 2
dope wheels 18
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 522
double daisy 1
double-barreled sling 14
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 29
drab sonata 9
draggin' ball hat 65
dragon snaps 1
dragonfish caviar 1
Dramatic™ range 35
dreadlock whip 2
dried face 343
dripping meat crossbow 2
dripping meat staff 3
dripping meat sword 3
Drowsy Sword 3
drum machine 6
dry martini 2
dry noodles 663
dry vodka martini 3
drywall axe 176
ducha de oro 25
duck-on-a-string 1
duct tape 3
duct tape buckler 1
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape shirt 1
duct tape sword 1
duct tape wallet 1
dueling banjo 1
dueling turtle 1
dull fish scale 1
dungeoneer's dungarees 64
dusty animal cranium 1
dusty animal jawbone 1
dusty animal pelvis 1
dusty animal skull 3
dusty bottle of Marsala 71
dusty bottle of Merlot 49
dusty bottle of Muscat 270
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 5
dusty bottle of Port 189
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 228
dusty Crimbo crate 5
dusty eighth caudal vertebra 30
dusty eighth thoracic vertebra 12
dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra 13
dusty fifth caudal vertebra 6
dusty fifth cervical vertebra 19
dusty fifth lumbar vertebra 10
dusty fifth thoracic vertebra 14
dusty first caudal vertebra 4
dusty first cervical vertebra 39
dusty first lumbar vertebra 14
dusty first thoracic vertebra 11
dusty fourth caudal vertebra 43
dusty fourth cervical vertebra 55
dusty fourth lumbar vertebra 2
dusty fourth thoracic vertebra 52
dusty left clavicle 86
dusty left eighth rib 14
dusty left eleventh rib 30
dusty left femur 47
dusty left fibula 40
dusty left fifth rib 13
dusty left first front claw 42
dusty left first rear claw 38
dusty left first rib 7
dusty left fourth front claw 31
dusty left fourth rear claw 39
dusty left fourth rib 30
dusty left humerus 10
dusty left kneecap 5
dusty left ninth rib 42
dusty left radius 15
dusty left scapula 18
dusty left second front claw 17
dusty left second rear claw 71
dusty left second rib 17
dusty left seventh rib 5
dusty left sixth rib 97
dusty left tenth rib 34
dusty left third front claw 15
dusty left third rear claw 20
dusty left third rib 78
dusty left thumb 31
dusty left tibia 89
dusty left twelfth rib 13
dusty left ulna 16
dusty ninth caudal vertebra 37
dusty ninth thoracic vertebra 19
dusty right clavicle 36
dusty right eighth rib 17
dusty right eleventh rib 20
dusty right femur 44
dusty right fibula 27
dusty right fifth rib 25
dusty right first front claw 66
dusty right first rear claw 94
dusty right first rib 48
dusty right fourth front claw 62
dusty right fourth rear claw 65
dusty right fourth rib 63
dusty right humerus 43
dusty right kneecap 1
dusty right ninth rib 53
dusty right radius 11
dusty right scapula 18
dusty right second front claw 64
dusty right second rear claw 68
dusty right second rib 37
dusty right seventh rib 29
dusty right sixth rib 29
dusty right tenth rib 60
dusty right third front claw 86
dusty right third rear claw 69
dusty right third rib 49
dusty right thumb 40
dusty right tibia 33
dusty right twelfth rib 9
dusty right ulna 35
dusty sacral vertebrae 5
dusty second caudal vertebra 69
dusty second cervical vertebra 34
dusty second lumbar vertebra 7
dusty second thoracic vertebra 51
dusty seventh caudal vertebra 49
dusty seventh cervical vertebra 60
dusty seventh lumbar vertebra 35
dusty seventh thoracic vertebra 68
dusty sixth caudal vertebra 28
dusty sixth cervical vertebra 12
dusty sixth lumbar vertebra 37
dusty sixth thoracic vertebra 65
dusty tenth caudal vertebra 32
dusty tenth thoracic vertebra 80
dusty third caudal vertebra 38
dusty third cervical vertebra 59
dusty third lumbar vertebra 6
dusty third thoracic vertebra 49
dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra 32
dwarf bread 6
dwarvish magazine 7
dwarvish war helmet 1
dwarvish war kilt 1
dwarvish war mattock 1
Dyspepsi grenade 4
Dyspepsi-Cola 170
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations 1
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 28
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 24
Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack 1
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 14
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen 1
Earring of Fire 1
easter egg balloon 66
Eau de Guaneau 1
eel battery 1
eel sauce 1
eel skin 1
eelskin hat 2
eelskin pants 1
eelskin shield 2
effervescent potion 5
effluvious emerald 1
eggbeater 6
eggnog 8
El Sombrero De Lopez 7
El Vibrato drone 2
El Vibrato energy spear 1
El Vibrato helmet 1
El Vibrato leg guards 2
El Vibrato Megadrone 1
El Vibrato power sphere 3
El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) 3
El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 7
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 7
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 8
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 5
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 6
El Vibrato translator 1
Elder Turtle Shell 9
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 9
Elfin shortbread 7
Elmley shades 1
Elron's Explosive Etude 1
elven limbos gingerbread 1
elven moonshine 1
elven socks 1
elven whittling knife 1
empty agua de vida bottle 1
empty blowgun 1
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 43
empty meat tank 1,459
enchanted barbell 24
enchanted bean 256
enchanted bean burrito 4
enchanted brass knuckles 1
enchanted eyepatch 4
enchanted handwarmer 1
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Ent cider 2
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especially salty dog 2
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extra-spicy bloody mary 75
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eXtreme meat sword 5
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f3d0r4 53
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filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 4
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fire 13
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Frogade 4
Frost™ brand sword 4
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ghuol guolash 62
ghuol-ear kabob 4,919
giant book of ancient carols 1
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gin and tonic 1
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gingham blouse 3
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glimmering great tit feather 1
glimmering penguin feather 1
glimmering phoenix feather 1
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glistening fish meat 1
glistening staff 3
glittery mascara 51
glob of green slime 12
globe of Deep Sauce 3
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gloomy mushroom wine 2
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glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub 1
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glowing El Vibrato drone 1
glowing esca 1
glowing red eye 123
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gnauga hide buckler 4
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gnauga hide skirt 1
gnauga hide vest 1
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gnocchetti di Nietzsche 4
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gnoll teeth 2,366
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Gnollish autoplunger 2
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Gnollish plunger 32
Gnollish slotted spoon 8,231
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Gordon Bennett 1
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goulauncher 2
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Grateful Undead T-shirt 2
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Gummi-Gnauga 1
guy made of bee pollen 1
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hair spray 2,419
hairy staff 3
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half-orchid 9
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halfberd 784
halibut 2
hamethyst 19
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handful of moss 5
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happiness 2
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 1
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hardened slime hat 1
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Hatorade 2
Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance 5
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heart of rock and roll 1
heart-shaped balloon 1
heavy D 1,160
heavy hot sauce 1
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Hell broth 16
Hell ramen 34
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hemp string 264
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herbal stuffing 11
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hermit permit 8
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hill of beans 1,082
Himalayan Hidalgo sauce 1
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hippo whip 4
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hippopotamus pants 12
hippopotamus skin 2
hippopotamus skirt 4
hipposkin poncho 1
Hippy Army MPE 6
hippy bongo 12
hippy herbal tea 9
hippy medical kit 9
hippy protest button 8
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Hodgman's blanket 1
Hodgman's lobsterskin pants 1
Hodgman's varcolac paw 1
homeopathic healing powder 3
honey-dew 1
honey-dipped locust 2
hopping socks 1
horizontal tango 25
hors d'oeuvre tray 4
hot and sour sauce 2
hot buttered roll 1,968
hot cross bow 2
hot date 8
hot hi mein 1
hot katana blade 1,060
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hot powder 3
hot stuffing 4
hot wad 17
hot wing 3,703
hovering sombrero 2
huge spoon 701
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hypodermic needle 16
ice stein 1
Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace 1
Ice-Cold Beer Ring 1
Ice-Cold Beerring 1
ice-cold fotie 2,063
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 350
ice-cold six-pack 282
ice-cold Willer 130
iced-out bling 4
icicle katana 1
icy katana hilt 43
icy mushroom wine 1
icy-hot katana 22
iGoogly 4
Iiti Kitty phone charm 6
imitation crab crate 2
imitation crab meat 1
imitation nice watch 1
imitation whetstone 1
immense cyborg hand 4
Imp Ale 880
incredibly creepy marionette 3
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infernal insoles 49
inflatable duck 2
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 1
ink bladder 1
inkwell 6
Inndya trading card 1
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insanely spicy bean burrito 10
insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito 1
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interesting-looking twig 2
intriguing puzzle box 1
invisible bag 1
ion grid 24,784
ion-pulse modulation stabilizer 485
irate sombrero 24
iron pasta spoon 3
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irradiated pet snacks 1
jabañero pepper 266
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 46
jack flapper 512
jamfish jam 1
jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade 1
jar of anniversary jam 1
jar of fermented pickle juice 1
jar of squeeze 1
jar of swamp gas 4
Jarlsberg's earring 545
Jarlsberg's key lime 24
Jarlsberg's key lime pie 2
Jawmaster 2000™ 1
jazz soap 75
jellyfish gel 1
jewelry-making pliers 3
Jolly Roger charrrm 17
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet 10
joybuzzer 99
jug of baconstone juice 1
jug of Gnomochloric acid 1
jug of hamethyst juice 1
jug of porquoise juice 1
jug-o-magicalness 13
Jumbo Dr. Lucifer 436
jumbo olive 20
jumping bean burrito 4
jumping bean taco 4
jungle drum 2
Junior LAAAAME merit badge 1
juniper berries 4
kamicorpse-ee 1
keg shield 1
Kentucky-fried meat crossbow 2
Kentucky-fried meat staff 2
Kentucky-fried meat sword 2
Kentucky-style derby 146
ketchup 5
ketchup hound 9
Kevlar balloon 1
kick-ass kicks 1
kickback cookbook 8
killer rag doll 3
killing feather 32
Kiss the Knob apron 1
Kissin' Cousins 1
kite 6
Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card 1
kiwi 1
kneecapping stick 1
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Knob Goblin elite helm 195
Knob Goblin elite pants 168
Knob Goblin elite polearm 171
Knob Goblin elite shirt 3,867
Knob Goblin eyedrops 68
Knob Goblin firecracker 15
Knob Goblin harem pants 95
Knob Goblin harem veil 89
Knob Goblin learning pill 42
Knob Goblin love potion 58
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Knob Goblin melon baller 3
Knob Goblin nasal spray 94
Knob Goblin pants 592
Knob Goblin perfume 10
Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray 50
Knob Goblin scimitar 36
Knob Goblin seltzer 305
Knob Goblin sharpening spray 16
Knob Goblin spatula 635
Knob Goblin steroids 64
Knob Goblin stink bomb 1
Knob Goblin superseltzer 118
Knob Goblin tongs 425
Knob Goblin Uberpants 6
Knob Goblin visor 164
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Knob Kitchen grab-bag 1
Knob lo mein 1
Knob mushroom 198
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Knob sausage 262
Knob sausage stir-fry 2
Knob shroomkabob 815
Knob stir-fry 1
Knob stroganoff 3
Knob stuffed shells 2
knobby helmet turtle 1
knobby kneepads 2
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Knoll shroomkabob 3,253
Knoll stir-fry 2
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kumquat 1
ladle of mystery 5
large box 113
large cocoa eggshell fragment 1
LARP membership card 1
Lars the Cyberian 1
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leaf 27
leaf of grass 1
leaflet 6
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leathery bat skin 18
leathery cat skin 16
leathery rat skin 4
LED block 2
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leftover Crimbo rations 1
leftovers of indeterminate origin 1,001
lemon 30
lemon meringue pie 1
lemonade marble 1
length of string 78
leotarrrd 7
leprechaun hatchling 1
less-than-three-shaped box 1
lesser grodulated violet 7
Let Me Be! 24
letterman's jacket 1
lewd playing card 1
libation of liveliness 4
library card 2
lifeless meat doll 1
lihc eye 146
lihc eye pie 9
lihc face 49
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lime 31
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 30
line 242
linoleum crossbow 12
linoleum crossbow string 1
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linoleum meat stack 1
linoleum ore 27
linoleum staff 9
linoleum stick 1
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linoleum sword hilt 1
lion oil 4
little paper umbrella 322
little round pebble 1
live nautical mine 1
llama lama gong 1
loaded serum blowgun 2
loathing eagle baby-doll shirt 2
Lockenstock™ sandals 10
logic synthesizer 1,199
long pork 5
long pork casserole 1
long pork chop sandwiches 1
long pork lasagna 1
long skinny balloon 42
long-stemmed rose 1
longhaired hippy wig 2
loose teeth 263
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 722
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 2
los chinos 6
lotion of coldness 2
lotion of hotness 3
lotion of sleaziness 3
lotion of spookiness 3
lotion of stench 3
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 53
love song of disturbing obsession 54
love song of icy revenge 50
love song of naughty innuendo 163
love song of smoldering passion 56
love song of sugary cuteness 53
love song of vague ambiguity 54
lovecat tail 1
lowercase N 165
lucky ball-and-chain 58
lucky bottlecap 16
lucky Crimbo tiki necklace 1
lucky lighter 1
lucky rabbit's foot 3
Lucky Surprise Egg 20
lumbering jack 2
lump of coal 1
lump of diamond 3
lupine sword 143
LWA ring 1
lychee chuhai 1
M-242 7
Mace of the Tortoise 2
mad scientist's sock monkey 3
Mad Train wine 5,154
Mae West 2
Mae West with a fly in it 2
mafia aria 35
magic lamp 1
magic whistle 93
magical ice cube with a fly in it 86
magical ice cubes 317
magical mystery juice 117
magicalness-in-a-can 10
magilaser blastercannon 11
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 7
magnetic field 1
magnifying glass 19
maid head 1
maiden wig 29
makeshift cape 2
makeshift crane 1
makeshift skirt 2
makeshift turban 2
mandarina colada 2
mandarina colada with a fly in it 2
Manetwich 37
manly bloomers 1
many-eyed glasses 2,173
maple leaf 2
maple syrup 25
margarita 25
mariachi G-string 301
mariachi pants 177
marinara jug 1
marine aquamarine 1
Mariner's Friend cough drops 2
marionette 2
marionette collective 1
Marquis de Poivre soda 24
marshmallow 10
martini 14
marzipan skull 202
mass of wriggling tentacles 1
massive sitar 1
mauve paisley oyster egg 2
mauve plastic oyster egg 12
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 3
mauve striped oyster egg 1
Maxing, Relaxing 1
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 2
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 1
meat cowboy hat 10
Meat detector 5
meat engine 78
meat face 2
meat from yesterday 252
meat golem 1
Meat maid 1
Meat maid body 1
meat paste 1,260
meat shield 1
meat stack 154
meat vortex 213
meatcar model 65
meatloaf helmet 4
meatsmithing guide 2
meatspout staff 3
meaty helmet turtle 2
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 213
megatofu 5
Meleegra™ pills 535
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melted Jell-o shot 2
memory of a C 2
memory of a CA base pair 1
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memory of a CT base pair 1
memory of a G 1
memory of a GT base pair 1
memory of a T 2
memory of an A 1
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memory of some delicious amino acids 3
menorette 3
menudo 3
menudo ravioli 10
Mer-kin breastplate 1
Mer-kin digpick 1
Mer-kin fastjuice 1
Mer-kin foodbucket 4
Mer-kin healscroll 3
Mer-kin hidepaint 4
Mer-kin hookspear 2
Mer-kin killscroll 1
Mer-kin pinkslip 1
Mer-kin prayerbeads 1
Mer-kin pressureglobe 1
Mer-kin roundshield 1
Mer-kin sneakmask 1
Mer-kin takebag 2
Mer-kin thingpouch 8
mesh cap 4
metal mandible 2
metallic A 203
metallic foil bow 1
metallic foil cat ears 1
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metrognome 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 6
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 606
milk of magnesium 10
milky potion 12
mimosette 1
mind flayer corpse 110
miner's helmet 42
miner's pants 44
mini-zeppelin 1
miniature antlers 1
miniature carton of clove cigarettes 1
miniature castagnets 1
miniature coffin 1
miniature dormouse 1
miniature espresso maker 1
miniature Jacob's ladder 1
miniature stuffed Goth Giant 1
Miniborg beeper 1
Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot 1
Miniborg hiveminder 1
Miniborg laser 1
Miniborg stomper 1
Miniborg strangler 1
mint-condition magic wand 1
misshapen animal skeleton 1
mixed wildflower greens 1
Mob Penguin cellular phone 6
Mohawk wig 71
moist sailor's cap 1
mojo filter 2
mole molé 1
molotov cocktail cocktail 4
Mon Tiki 1
monkey wrench 41
monomolecular yo-yo 3
Monstar energy beverage 3
monster bait 1
mood ring 18
moonglasses 58
Morbidda trading card 1
Morlock's Mark Bourbon 1
mother's little helper 6
mother's secret recipe 1
Mountain Stream soda 114
moxie magnet 3
moxie weed 202
Mr. Balloon 1
Mr. Joe's bangles 14
Mr. Mediocrebar 231
MSG 28
muculent machete 4
Mudflap-Girl Earring 1
Mudflap-Girl Necklace 1
Mudflap-Girl Ring 1
mugcake 17
mullet wig 20
mummy mask 1
mummy wrapping 31
munchies pill 2
murky potion 53
mushroom fermenting solution 3
mushroom pizza 52
Mylar balloon 1
mylar scout drone 1
nanite-infested candy cane 6
nanite-infested eggnog 3
nanite-infested fruitcake 1
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 3
nanofiber cloth 12
Nardz energy beverage 1
nasty rat mask 2
natural fennel soda 10
Nayztameetjoo trading card 1
ND 25
necklace chain 35
Necrotelicomnicon 1
Neuromancer 2
neurostim pill 3
New Cloaca-Cola 1
Newbiesport™ tent 121
NG 17
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 1
ninja hot pants 31
ninja mop 17
ninja pirate zombie robot 1
ninja pirate zombie robot head 2
non-stick pugil stick 1
Nose Ring of Putrescence 1
not-a-pipe 1
nothing-in-the-box 4
nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
Now and Earlier 18
nurse's hat 1
nutty organic salad 1
obnoxious riddle 1
obsidian dagger 3
ocarina of space 9
ocean motion 25
octopus's spade 1
off-white paisley oyster egg 23
off-white plastic oyster egg 2
off-white polka-dot oyster egg 1
off-white striped oyster egg 5
office-supply crossbow 2
oil of expertise 35
oil of oiliness 3
Oil of Parrrlay 10
oil of slipperiness 6
oil of stability 7
oily golden mushroom 2
oily mushroom wine 2
ointment of the occult 30
Ol' Scratch's ash can 1
Ol' Scratch's salad fork 1
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 1
old coin purse 10
old leather wallet 8
old-fashioned 2
old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie 1
olive 212
olive lo mein 1
olive stir-fry 1
one-winged stab bat 2
onion shurikens 4
oozenog 1
opera mask 1
orange 20
orange and black Crimboween candy 4
orange candy heart 125
orange candygram 21
orange glowstick 6
orange peel hat 1
orange snowcone 6
Orange Star of Sacrifice 1
orange-frosted astral cupcake 3
Orcish baseball cap 10
Orcish cargo shorts 7
Orcish frat-paddle 7
Orcish meat locker 305
original G 998
oriole-feather headdress 4
ornate ancient cursed chest 1
ornate ancient cursed key 1
Oscus's dumpster waders 1
Oscus's garbage can lid 1
out-of-tune biwa 15
outrageous sombrero 1
overcharged El Vibrato power sphere 1
overclocked avian microprocessor 1
oversized fish scaler 6
oversized pipe 19
oversized pizza cutter 21
ovoid leather thing 3
oyster basket 209
oyster egg balloon 1,245
pack of chewing gum 1
pack of KWE trading card 2
packet of beer nuts 14
packet of tofurkey gravy 1
padded tortoise 1
PADL Phone 16
pail 78
painful penne pasta 6
painted shield 1
painted turtle 1
pair of ragged claws 1
pair of twitching claws 1
palm frond 22
palm-frond capris 2
palm-frond cloak 1
palm-frond fan 2
palm-frond net 2
palm-frond toupee 12
palm-frond whip 2
Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster 2
panhandle panhandling hat 53
pants kit 32
pants of the Slug Lord 13
panty raider camouflage 1
papaya 485
papaya sling 7
papaya slung 6
papaya taco 834
paper-plate-mail pants 98
papotion of papower 4
parasitic claw 1
parasitic headgnawer 1
parasitic strangleworm 1
parasitic tentacles 1
parisian cathouse 2
party hat 1
pasta spoon 142
Pasta Spoon of Peril 2
pat-a-cake pendant 1
patchouli incense stick 195
patchouli oil bomb 2
patent antipsychotics 3
patent leather shoes 1
peace-sign necklace 1
peach 8
peach lozenge 3
peach pie 1
pear 8
pear lozenge 3
pear tart 4
Pendant of Fire 1
penguin shorts 3
penguin skin 1,579
penguin skin buckler 2
penguin thesaurus 2
penguin whip 3
penguin-smacking club 1
penguinskin mini-kilt 2
penguinskin mini-skirt 2
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wheel 3
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yo 24
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