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Douglas Hossenfeffer (#530356)
This player has 3,997 unique items and 10,826 total items in his/her display case.

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"DRINK ME" potion 2
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 1
1-ball 2
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 2
2-ball 2
25-meat staff 1
3-ball 2
30669 scroll 2
33398 scroll 2
334 scroll 2
4-ball 2
4-d camera 7
4-dimensional guitar 2
4:20 bomb 1
5-ball 2
6-ball 2
64067 scroll 5
668 scroll 3
7-ball 1
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 2
7-inch discus 1
8-ball 2
9-ball 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 2
a butt tuba 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 1
a little sump'm sump'm 1
abandoned candy 1
abominable blubber 1
abominable snowcone 1
Abyssal ember 1
accidental cider 1
acid-squirting flower 2
acoustic guitarrr 2
adder bladder 2
adhesive tape dolly 1
adorable seal larva 1
aerated diving helmet 1
agua de vida 1
Alewife™ Ale 1
Alice's Army Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Bowman 1
Alice's Army Cleric 1
Alice's Army Coward 1
Alice's Army Dervish 1
Alice's Army Foil Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Foil Bowman 1
Alice's Army Foil Guard 1
Alice's Army Foil Halberder 1
Alice's Army Foil Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Foil Martyr 1
Alice's Army Foil Ninja 1
Alice's Army Foil Nurse 1
Alice's Army Foil Page 1
Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Foil Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Foil Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Foil Wallman 1
Alice's Army Guard 1
Alice's Army Halberder 1
Alice's Army Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Horseman 1
Alice's Army Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Martyr 1
Alice's Army Ninja 1
Alice's Army Nurse 1
Alice's Army Page 1
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Sniper 1
Alice's Army Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Wallman 1
all-purpose cleaner 2
all-purpose flower 1
all-year sucker 1
alpha-mail pants 1
alphabet gum 1
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
amber aviator shades 2
ammonite candy mold 1
ammonite fossil 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 2
Amulet of Yendor 1
ancient calendar 1
ancient calendar fragment 1
ancient cursed foot locker 1
ancient frozen dinner 1
ancient ice cream scoop 1
ancient Magi-Wipes 23
ancient poisoned dart 1
ancient protein powder 1
Ancient Saucehelm 3
ancient spice 2
ancient stone fist 1
ancient stone head 1
ancient turtle shell 1
ancient turtle shell helmet 1
ancient turtle shell powder 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 1
ancient vinyl coin purse 1
Angelhair Culottes 1
Angry Farmer candy 2
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 2
Ankh of Badahnkadh 3
anniversary balloon 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
annoying pitchfork 2
ant agonist 2
ant hoe 1
ant pick 2
ant pitchfork 2
ant rake 2
ant sickle 2
anti-anti-antidote 34
anticheese 3
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 1
antique bottle of cough syrup 2
antique bottle opener 1
antique greaves 2
antique hand mirror 3
antique helmet 2
antique packet of ketchup 1
antique painting of a landscape 1
antique pair of blue jeans 1
antique record album 1
antique shield 2
antique souvenir drawing 1
antique spear 2
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 1
Argarggagarg's fang 2
armgun 2
around the world 1
arrrgyle socks 2
Arrrmetia trading card 1
arse-a'fire elixir 1
artisanal limoncello 1
asbestos apron 2
asbestos crossbow 1
asbestos crossbow string 1
asbestos helmet turtle 2
asbestos meat stack 1
asbestos ore 2
asbestos staff 2
asbestos stick 1
asbestos sword 1
asbestos sword hilt 2
ASCII shirt 2
Asleep in the Cemetery 2
asparagus knife 2
asparagus lo mein 2
asparagus stir-fry 1
aspirin 1
asshat 2
astral mushroom 1
astronaut pants 1
Atomic Comic 2
Atomic Pop 1
atomic vector plotter 1
attention spanner 1
augmented El Vibrato drone 1
Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) 1
automatic catapult 1
awful poetry journal 2
Ax of L'rose 1
bätzle 2
baby killer bee 2
backwoods screwdriver 5
bacon bath ball 6
baconstone 2
baconstone bracelet 1
baconstone earring 1
baconstone pendant 1
baconstone ring 1
bad-ass club 1
badass belt 2
badass pie 1
bag of airline peanuts 1
bag of bones 1
bag of Cheat-Os 2
bag of GORF 2
bag of GORP 1
bag of lard 1
baggie of powdered sugar 1
balaclava 1
ball 1
ball-in-a-cup 1
balloon helmet 2
balloon monkey 2
balloon shield 2
balloon sword 2
ballpark hot daub 1
ballroom blintz 2
bamboo bokuto 1
banana 1
banana cream pie 1
banana daiquiri 1
banana milkshake 1
banana peel 8
banana smoothie 2
banana spritzer 1
banana supersucker 1
bananagate 4
bananarama bangle 1
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 1
banjo strings 1
bar skin 3
bar whip 2
barbed-wire fence 3
bargain flash powder 3
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 2
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 1
barrrnacle 2
barskin buckler 1
barskin cloak 1
barskin hat 1
barskin loincloth 1
barskin tent 2
bartender-in-the-box 1
bartender-skull-in-the-box 1
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 1
baseball 2
Bash-Ōs boxtop 1
Bash-Ōs cereal 3
basic meat crossbow 1
basic meat fez 1
basic meat foon 1
basic meat helmet 1
basic meat kilt 1
basic meat pants 1
basic meat skirt 1
basic meat spork 1
basic meat staff 1
basic meat sword 1
bat guano 1
bat haggis 1
bat hat 1
bat whip 1
bat wing 2
bat wing kabob 1
bat wing stir-fry 1
bat-ass leather jacket 2
batblade 2
batgut 2
bath ball gift set 7
battered Crimbo Crate 50
battered hubcap 1
battered old top-hat 1
bazookafish bubble gum 2
beach ball marble 1
beach glass bead 1
beach glass necklace 1
bean burrito 1
beanbag chair 2
beastly paste 1
beaten-up Chucks 2
beautiful soup 1
bed of coals 2
beefy fish meat 1
beer basted brat 2
beer bomb 1
beer bong 7
beer cartilage 2
beer goggles 1
beer helmet 2
beer lens 2
beer-a-pult 1
beer-scented teddy bear 1
beer-soaked mop 2
beertini 1
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 4
begpwnia 1
beholed bedsheet 1
beige clambroth marble 1
Beignet Milgranet 1
bejeweled accordion strap 1
bejeweled cufflinks 13
bejeweled pledge pin 2
belemnite candy mold 1
belemnite fossil 1
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
bellhop bell 1
Ben-Gal™ Balm 1
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 1
berry-infused sake 1
Better Than Cuddling Cake 1
bewitching boots 1
bezoar ring 2
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 2
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 1
BGE merchandise order form 1
BGE shotglass 6
BGE temporary tattoo 1
BGE tiny plastic toy 1
bi-lateral logic compressor 1
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 2
big bad voodoo mask 2
big bass drum 2
big boom 2
big bumboozer marble 1
big bundle of chamoix 3
Big Candy's tophat 1
big glob of skin 1
big red clown nose 2
big rock 3
big slimy cyst 1
big stick 1
big stirring stick 1
bigger stick 1
bilge wine 2
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
bindlestocking 2
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 1
bishop cookie 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 1
bit of clingfilm 10
bit-o-cactus 2
bite-me-red lipstick 2
bitter bowtie 1
bitter pill 1
BitterSweetTarts 1
BittyCar HotCar 1
Bjorn's Hammer 2
black & tan 2
black belt 1
Black Body™ spray 1
black BRICKO brick 1
black candy heart 1
black catseye marble 1
black cherry soda 2
black cowboy hat 1
black eyedrops 3
black facepaint 1
black forest cake 2
black forest ham 2
black greaves 2
black helmet 2
black kettle drum 2
Black No. 2 2
black paisley oyster egg 1
black pension check 1
black pepper 2
black picnic basket 1
black pixel 2
black plastic oyster egg 1
black polka-dot oyster egg 1
black pudding 1
black sheepskin diploma 1
black shield 2
black snake skin 2
black snowcone 1
black spot 1
black striped oyster egg 1
black sword 2
blackberry 5
blackberry combat boots 2
blackberry galoshes 1
blackberry moccasins 1
blackberry polite 2
blackberry slippers 1
Blackfly Chardonnay 2
blammer 1
blank fudge mold 1
blank prescription sheet 1
Blatantly Canadian 2
blended frozen swill 1
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 1
blind-packed capsule toy 1
Bling of the New Wave 2
Blizzards I Have Died In 2
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 7
blood flower 2
Blood Light 2
blood-faced volleyball 1
bloody beer 1
bloody clown pants 2
bloody mary 2
Blue Diamond of Honesty 1
blue paisley oyster egg 1
blue pixel 2
blue pixel potion 4
blue plastic baby 1
blue plastic oyster egg 1
blue polka-dot oyster egg 1
blue raspberry troll doll 1
blue shell 1
blue snowcone 2
blue striped oyster egg 1
blue suede shoes 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 1
blueberry-frosted king cake 1
blundarrrbus 1
blunt cat claw 1
blunt icepick 1
bobble-hip hula elf doll 1
bobcat grenade 1
boilermaker 1
bone and arrows 1
bone aperitif 1
bone chips 24
bone collar 1
bone crusher 1
bone flute 2
bone meal 1
bone rattle 2
bone spurs 1
Bone's Farm "wine" 1
boneana hammock 1
bonedanna 1
bonerang 1
Bonerdagon necklace 1
boning knife 1
booty chest charrrm 1
booty chest charrrm bracelet 2
booze-soaked cherry 1
boozebomb 1
Boozehounds Anonymous token 2
Bordeaux Marteaux 1
borg sock monkey 1
boring spaghetti 2
Boris's key lime 2
Boris's key lime pie 2
Boris's ring 1
borrowed time 1
Boss Bat bling 1
Boss Bat britches 1
bottle of alcohol 2
bottle of antifreeze 2
bottle of Blank-Out 4
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 1
bottle of cooking sherry 2
bottle of Definit 1
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 2
bottle of fire 11
bottle of gin 2
bottle of Goldschnöckered 1
bottle of goofballs 37
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 1
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 1
bottle of melodramamine 1
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 24
bottle of moontan lotion 1
bottle of Mystic Shell 1
bottle of Ooze-O 1
bottle of peppermint schnapps 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 1
bottle of Pinot Renoir 2
bottle of pirate juice 3
bottle of popskull 2
bottle of realpagne 1
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 1
bottle of rum 13
bottle of sake 1
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 3
bottle of tequila 2
bottle of ultravitamins 2
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 2
bottle of vodka 2
bottle of whiskey 1
bottle opener belt buckle 1
bottlecap turtle 1
boulder 19
bounty-hunting pants 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 1
bow staff 1
bowl of Bounty-Os 1
bowl of cottage cheese 2
bowl of fishysoisse 2
bowl of lucky charms 2
bowl of rye sprouts 1
bowlegged pants 1
bowler 1
box 2
box of Familiar Jacks 1
box of hammers 1
box of Pokëmann band-aids 2
box of sunshine 9
box turtle 1
box-in-the-box 1
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
boxcar turtle 1
boxed champagne 1
boxed wine 2
boxing glove 1
boxing glove on a spring 1
boxing-glove-in-a-box 1
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 2
brains casserole 1
BRAINS shorts 1
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 1
brainy skull 2
brass stinger 1
brazen bracelet 1
breaded beer 2
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 2
brick 2
brick of sand 2
BRICKO airship 1
BRICKO bat 1
BRICKO brick 2
BRICKO bulwark 1
BRICKO cathedral 1
BRICKO egg 1
BRICKO elephant 1
BRICKO eye brick 2
BRICKO gargantuchicken 1
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO octopus 1
BRICKO ooze 1
BRICKO oyster 1
BRICKO pants 1
BRICKO pearl 1
BRICKO pyramid 1
BRICKO python 1
BRICKO sword 1
BRICKO trunk 1
BRICKO turtle 1
BRICKO vacuum cleaner 1
briefcase 1
Bright Water 1
Brimstone Beret 1
Brimstone Bludgeon 1
Brimstone Bracelet 1
Brimstone Brooch 1
Brimstone Bunker 1
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 1
brine 4
briny vinegar 1
brittle plastic handle 1
broken BRICKO brick 10
broken cellular phone 1
broken clock 1
broken El Vibrato drone 1
broken glass grenade 1
broken skull 2
broken sword 2
bronze breastplate 2
bronze handcuffs 1
bronzed locust 2
brown crock marble 1
brown pixel 1
brown plastic baby 1
brown sugar cane 2
bubble bauble bow 2
bubble-wrap simulator 1
bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) 1
bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) 1
bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) 1
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 1
bubblewrap crossbow 1
bubblewrap ore 1
bubblewrap staff 1
bubblewrap sword 2
bubblin' crude 1
bubbly potion 20
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of honey 2
bucket of wine 1
buckler buckle 2
buckyball 1
buffalo blade 1
bug paste 1
bugbear beanie 2
bugbear bungguard 2
bugbear detector 1
bugbear purification pill 1
Bulky Buddy Box 1
bullet-proof corduroys 2
bum cheek 2
bumblebee marble 1
bunch of square grapes 2
bungle in the jungle 1
bunny liver 2
buoybottoms 2
burrowgrub hive 1
burst hellseal brain 2
BURT 1
bus pass 1
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 2
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. chum 2
C.H.U.M. knife 2
C.H.U.M. lantern 1
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 2
cactus fruit 1
calavera concertina 1
calle de miel 1
calle de miel with a fly in it 1
Camp Scout pup tent 2
can cannon 1
can of Binarrrca 11
can of black paint 1
can of CRIMBCOLA 5
can of depilatory cream 2
can of fake snow 1
can of franks 'n' beans 1
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 1
can of maces 2
can of Red Minotaur 2
can of spinach 3
can of starch 1
can of sterno 3
can of Swiller 2
Can-Can skirt 1
can-can-in-a-can 1
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 2
can-you-dig-it? 1
candied kobold 1
candied yams 2
candy brain 1
candy cane 19
candy kneecapping stick 4
candy knuckles 5
candy skeleton 2
candy stake 1
cannonball charrrm 1
cannonball charrrm bracelet 1
canopic jar 2
canteen of wine 1
capacitor relay 1
carbon nanotube frame 1
carbonated soy milk 18
carbonated water lily 4
cardboard box turtle 1
cardboard crossbow 1
cardboard katana 2
cardboard ore 1
cardboard staff 1
cardboard sword 1
cardboard wakizashi 2
caret 2
carob brownies 1
carob cannon 1
carob chunk cookies 1
carob chunk noodles 1
carob chunks 2
casino pass 2
cast 2
cast-iron legacy paddle 1
cat appendix 1
catgut 2
catgut taco 2
catskin buckler 2
catskin cap 1
catsup 1
cement sandals 2
centipede eggs 2
Cerebral Cloche 2
Cerebral Crossbow 2
Cerebral Culottes 2
chain-mail monokini 1
chainsaw chain 1
chamoisole 1
chaos butterfly 2
charged magnet 1
charming flute 1
charpuce jub-jub bird 1
charrrm bracelet 1
cheap cigar butt 2
cheap elven gloves 14
cheap plastic blowgun 1
cheap plastic bottle opener 1
cheap toaster 1
cheap wind-up clock 1
cheezburger 1
chef skull 2
chef's hat 2
chef-in-the-box 1
chef-skull-in-the-box 1
cherry 4
Cherry Cloaca Cola 2
cherry pie 1
Chester's bag of candy 1
Chester's cutoffs 1
Chester's moustache 1
Chester's muscle shirt 1
Chester's sunglasses 1
chewing gum on a string 2
ChibiBuddy™ (off) 1
ChibiBuddy™ (on) 1
children of the candy corn 1
chintzy accordion pin 1
chintzy disco ball pendant 1
chintzy noodle ring 1
chintzy saucepan earring 1
chintzy seal pendant 2
chintzy turtle brooch 1
chiptune guitar 1
chisel 1
chitinous pod 1
chloroform rag 1
chlorophyll paste 1
chocolate bath ball 7
chocolate cigar 11
chocolate disco ball 1
chocolate filthy lucre 1
chocolate frosted sugar bomb 1
chocolate pasta spoon 1
chocolate saucepan 1
chocolate seal-clubbing club 1
chocolate spurs 2
chocolate stolen accordion 1
chocolate turtle totem 1
chocolate-covered caviar 1
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 1
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 1
chocolate-frosted king cake 3
Choker of the Ultragoth 1
chopsticks 2
Chori Zo trading card 1
chorizo brownies 1
chorizo taco 2
chrome crossbow 2
chrome crossbow string 1
chrome helmet turtle 2
chrome meat stack 1
chrome ore 1
chrome staff 2
chrome stick 1
chrome sword 2
chrome sword hilt 1
chunk of depleted Grimacite 1
chunk of rock salt 1
Cinco Mayo Lager 1
cinnamon troll doll 1
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 1
citrus-infused sake 1
Claw of the Infernal Seal 2
clay peace-sign bead 1
Claybender glasses 1
Climate Colada 1
clingfilm cap 1
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm tangle 1
clingfilm trousers 2
Cloaca grenade 1
Cloaca-Cola 1
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 1
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 1
Cloaca-Cola helmet 2
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 1
Cloaca-Cola shield 1
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 1
clock-cleaning hammer 1
clockwork bartender head 1
clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box 1
clockwork bartender-in-the-box 1
clockwork chef head 1
clockwork chef-head-in-the-box 2
clockwork claws 1
clockwork clockwise dome 1
clockwork counterclockwise dome 1
clockwork crossbow 1
clockwork detective skull 1
clockwork doohickey 1
clockwork endoskeleton 1
clockwork handle 1
clockwork hat 1
clockwork key 1
clockwork maid 1
clockwork maid head 1
clockwork pants 1
clockwork pirate skull 1
clockwork rings 1
clockwork rod 1
clockwork shank 1
clockwork sheet 1
clockwork sphere 1
clockwork spine 1
clockwork staff 1
clockwork sword 1
clockwork thingamajig 1
clockwork trench coat 1
clockwork widget 1
cloudy potion 19
clown hammer 1
clown shoes 2
clown skin 2
clown whip 2
clown wig 2
clownskin belt 2
clownskin buckler 2
clownskin harness 2
club necklace 8
club of corruption 1
club of the five seasons 2
club sandwich 1
cob of corn 1
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 3
cocktail napkin 2
cocktail onion 2
cocoa egg 2
cocoa eggshell fragment 2
coconut shell 2
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 1
Codpiece of the Goblin King 1
coffin lid 2
cog 2
cog and sprocket assembly 2
Colander of Em-er'il 3
cold and sour sauce 2
cold hi mein 1
Cold Hots candy 1
cold ninja mask 2
cold nuggets 3
cold powder 3
cold wad 35
cold-filtered water 1
collection of tiny spooky objects 15
cologne of contempt 3
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 3
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 1
colored-light "necklace" 1
colorful plastic ball 1
comfy coffin 2
commemorative war stein 1
communications windchimes 1
concentrated cordial of concentration 3
concentrated garbage juice 1
concentrated magicalness pill 1
congratulatory cake 2
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 9
control crystal 1
Cookbook of the Damned 1
cool cat claw 1
cool cat elixir 1
cool jelly donut 1
cool mushroom 1
cool mushroom casserole 1
cool mushroom wine 1
cool whip 2
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 1
copper ha'penny charrrm 2
copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet 1
cordial of concentration 3
corncob pipe 2
corned-beef Reuben 1
cornuthaum 2
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 1
Corpse Island iced tea 2
corpse on the beach 2
corpsebite 1
corpsedriver 2
corpsetini 2
correction fluid 2
corrupt club of corrupt corruption 1
corrupt club of corruption 1
corrupted data 13
cosmic paste 1
costume sword 2
cotton candy bale 1
cotton candy cone 1
cotton candy pillow 1
cotton candy skoshe 1
cotton candy smidgen 1
cracker 1
cranberries 2
cranberry cordial 3
cranberry schnapps 2
crappy brain 1
crazy little Turkish delight 2
cream of pointy mushroom soup 1
cream pie 1
cream stout 1
creamsicle 2
creepy ginger ale 2
creepy voodoo doll 1
creepy-ass club 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 2
CRIMBCO lanyard 1
CRIMBCO mug 10
CRIMBCO scrip 5
CRIMBCO wine 1
CRIMBCOIDS mints 4
CRIMBCOLOAF 4
Crimbo candied pecan 18
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 1
Crimbo fudge 15
Crimbo paste 1
Crimbo peppermint bark 18
Crimbo pie 6
Crimbo wreath 1
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimboween memo 1
Crimbuck 1
crimsilion jub-jub bird 1
crossbow string 1
crotchety pants 1
crowbar 1
crowbarrr 2
Crown of the Goblin King 2
crown-shaped beanie 2
cruelty-free wine 2
crumbling rat skull 1
crumpled felt fedora 1
crusty hula hoop 1
crystal skull 2
crystallized memory 1
CSA all-purpose soap 2
CSA bravery badge 2
CSA cheerfulness ration 1
CSA discount card 1
CSA fire-starting kit 2
CSA obedience grenade 2
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 1
cup of infinite pencils 3
cup of primitive beer 1
cupcake-in-a-cup 1
curdflinger 1
curmudgel 2
cursed black pearl onion 2
cursed bottle of black-label rum 2
cursed bottle of rum 2
cursed cannonball 2
cursed cutlass 1
cursed dirty joke scroll 2
cursed piece of thirteen 1
cursed scrunchie 1
cursed sea biscuit 2
cursed voodoo skull 2
cyber-mattock 1
cyborg doll 1
cyborg stompin' boot 5
cymbal syrup 1
d10 1
d12 1
d20 1
d4 1
d6 1
d8 1
Daffy Taffy 1
daisy 2
dance card 1
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 2
dark potion 17
Das Überkühlraum trading card 1
das boot 1
day-old beer 1
dead guy's watch 2
dead lights pie 2
deadly lampshade 1
decanter of fine Scotch 1
decaying goldfish liver 2
decaying wooden oar 1
decaying wooden paddle 1
decaying wooden pole 1
deck of tropical cards 1
decorative fountain 2
defective skull 2
dehydrated caviar 2
delectable catalyst 1
delicious comfit? 1
delicious noodles 1
delicious salad 400
delicious shimmering moth 1
delicious spicy noodles 1
deluxe fax machine 1
demon buckler 1
demon skin 1
demon whip 2
demon-horned hat 1
demonic paste 1
demonskin jacket 1
demonskin trousers 1
denim axe 1
dense meat crossbow 1
dense meat stack 1
dense meat staff 1
dense meat sword 1
dented harmonica 2
deodorant 2
depantsing bomb 2
depleted Grimacite astrolabe 1
depleted Grimacite hammer 1
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 1
depleted Grimacite ninja mask 1
depleted Grimacite shinguards 1
depleted uranium seal figurine 2
desiccated apricot 2
designer handbag 3
detective skull 1
dethklok 1
detour shield 1
devilish folio 30
diamond necklace 14
diamond-studded cane 2
diamond-studded fronts 1
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 1
didgeridooka 8
Diet Cloaca Cola 2
digital key lime 2
digital key lime pie 2
digital underground potion 1
dill 2
dinged-up triangle 1
dingy planks 3
dire fudgesicle 1
dirty hobo gloves 2
disassembled clover 2
disbelief suspenders 1
Disco 'Fro Pick 4
disco ball 2
Disco Banjo 2
disco mask 2
disease 2
disembodied brain 2
disembodied smile 2
dishrag 1
disintegrating quill pen 2
displaced fish 2
distilled fortified wine 2
distressed denim pants 2
disturbing fanfic 2
Divine 1
divine blowout 2
divine can of silly string 1
divine champagne flute 2
divine champagne popper 1
divine noisemaker 1
DNOTC Box 1
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 2
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 2
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 1
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 2
Doc's Miracle Cure 1
doll house 1
dollhive 1
Dolphin King's crown 2
dolphin whistle 1
donkey flipbook 1
dope gangsta bling-bling 1
dope wheels 2
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 1
double-barreled sling 2
double-ice box 1
double-ice britches 1
double-ice cap 1
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 2
drab sonata 2
draggin' ball hat 2
dragon snaps 1
dragonfish caviar 1
Dramatic™ range 4
dreadlock whip 2
dried face 2
dripping meat crossbow 1
dripping meat staff 1
dripping meat sword 1
drone self-destruct chip 2
drop of water-37 1
Drowsy Sword 2
drum machine 23
drum of pomade 1
dry martini 2
dry noodles 2
dry vodka martini 1
drywall axe 2
dubious peppermint 2
ducha de oro 1
duck-on-a-string 1
duct tape 42
duct tape buckler 1
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape sword 1
duct tape wallet 1
dueling banjo 1
dueling turtle 1
dull fish scale 7
dungeon dragon chest 1
dungeoneer's dungarees 2
Duskwalker syringe 2
dusty animal cranium 1
dusty animal jawbone 1
dusty animal pelvis 1
dusty animal skull 1
dusty bottle of Marsala 6
dusty bottle of Merlot 6
dusty bottle of Muscat 10
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 6
dusty bottle of Port 4
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 2
dusty Crimbo crate 1
dusty eighth caudal vertebra 1
dusty eighth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra 1
dusty fifth caudal vertebra 1
dusty fifth cervical vertebra 1
dusty fifth lumbar vertebra 2
dusty fifth thoracic vertebra 2
dusty first caudal vertebra 2
dusty first cervical vertebra 1
dusty first lumbar vertebra 2
dusty first thoracic vertebra 1
dusty fourth caudal vertebra 1
dusty fourth cervical vertebra 2
dusty fourth lumbar vertebra 2
dusty fourth thoracic vertebra 2
dusty left clavicle 1
dusty left eighth rib 2
dusty left eleventh rib 1
dusty left femur 2
dusty left fibula 1
dusty left fifth rib 1
dusty left first front claw 2
dusty left first rear claw 1
dusty left first rib 2
dusty left fourth front claw 1
dusty left fourth rear claw 1
dusty left fourth rib 2
dusty left humerus 1
dusty left kneecap 2
dusty left ninth rib 2
dusty left radius 2
dusty left scapula 2
dusty left second front claw 1
dusty left second rear claw 2
dusty left second rib 1
dusty left seventh rib 4
dusty left sixth rib 1
dusty left tenth rib 1
dusty left third front claw 2
dusty left third rear claw 2
dusty left third rib 1
dusty left thumb 2
dusty left tibia 1
dusty left twelfth rib 2
dusty left ulna 2
dusty ninth caudal vertebra 1
dusty ninth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty right clavicle 2
dusty right eighth rib 2
dusty right eleventh rib 2
dusty right femur 1
dusty right fibula 1
dusty right fifth rib 2
dusty right first front claw 1
dusty right first rear claw 1
dusty right first rib 3
dusty right fourth front claw 1
dusty right fourth rear claw 1
dusty right fourth rib 2
dusty right humerus 1
dusty right kneecap 2
dusty right ninth rib 2
dusty right radius 2
dusty right scapula 2
dusty right second front claw 2
dusty right second rear claw 2
dusty right second rib 1
dusty right seventh rib 1
dusty right sixth rib 1
dusty right tenth rib 2
dusty right third front claw 2
dusty right third rear claw 2
dusty right third rib 2
dusty right thumb 1
dusty right tibia 2
dusty right twelfth rib 1
dusty right ulna 2
dusty sacral vertebrae 1
dusty second caudal vertebra 2
dusty second cervical vertebra 2
dusty second lumbar vertebra 1
dusty second thoracic vertebra 1
dusty seventh caudal vertebra 2
dusty seventh cervical vertebra 2
dusty seventh lumbar vertebra 2
dusty seventh thoracic vertebra 1
dusty sixth caudal vertebra 2
dusty sixth cervical vertebra 2
dusty sixth lumbar vertebra 2
dusty sixth thoracic vertebra 2
dusty tenth caudal vertebra 1
dusty tenth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty third caudal vertebra 2
dusty third cervical vertebra 2
dusty third lumbar vertebra 2
dusty third thoracic vertebra 1
dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra 2
dwarf bread 3
dwarvish magazine 2
dwarvish war helmet 1
dwarvish war kilt 1
dwarvish war mattock 1
Dyspepsi grenade 1
Dyspepsi-Cola 20
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations 1
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 1
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 2
Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack 1
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 1
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen 1
Earring of Fire 1
easter egg balloon 2
Eau de Guaneau 1
Ecto-Cooler 1
ectoplasmic paste 1
eel battery 1
eel skin 1
eelskin hat 1
eelskin pants 1
eelskin shield 2
eerily silent box 1
effervescent potion 15
effluvious emerald 1
eggbeater 1
eggman noodles 1
eggnog 2
El Sombrero De Lopez 3
El Vibrato drone 1
El Vibrato energy spear 1
El Vibrato helmet 1
El Vibrato leg guards 1
El Vibrato Megadrone 1
El Vibrato power sphere 2
El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 1
El Vibrato translator 1
Elder Turtle Shell 3
electric crutch 1
electrical thingamabob 1
electronic dulcimer pants 1
elemental paste 1
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 2
Elfin shortbread 2
Ellsbury's journal 1
Ellsbury's skull 1
Elmley shades 2
elven limbos gingerbread 33
elven cellocello 35
elven moonshine 5
elven socks 10
elven suicide capsule 30
elven whittling knife 1
Elvish delight 1
empty agua de vida bottle 2
empty blowgun 1
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 1
empty meat tank 1
enchanted barbell 1
enchanted bean 1
enchanted eyepatch 1
enchanted fire extinguisher 1
enchanted handwarmer 2
enchanted toothpick 2
enchantlers 2
encoder ring 1
energy drink IV 2
ennui-flavored potato chips 1
enormous belt buckle 1
enormous hoop earring 2
Ent cider 2
especially salty dog 1
essential cameraderie 1
essential soy 1
essential tofu 1
Everlasting Deckswabber 1
evil golden arch 1
evil teddy bear 1
evil teddy bear sewing kit 1
evil-ass club 1
exotic parrot egg 1
expensive cigar 1
expired bottle of peppermint schnapps 1
expired can of franks 'n' beans 1
exploding hacky-sack 1
explosion-flavored chewing gum 1
extra-fancy ring setting 1
extra-greasy slider 1
extra-large palm-frond toupee 2
extra-see-thru nightie 1
extra-spicy bloody mary 3
extra-strength strongness elixir 2
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 2
eXtreme meat crossbow 1
eXtreme meat staff 1
eXtreme meat sword 1
eXtreme mittens 2
eXtreme scarf 2
extremely skinny jeans 1
eye 'n' horn shampoo 2
eye of newt 2
eye of the Tiger-lily 2
eye-pod 2
eyedrops of newt 2
eyedrops of the ermine 2
eyedrops of the ocelot 2
eyepatch 2
f3d0r4 2
facehugging alien 1
facsimile dictionary 2
fairy gravy boat 2
fake blood 3
fake fake vomit 1
fake hand 4
fake plastic grass 3
false eyelashes 1
Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium 1
fancy bath salts 2
fancy beef jerky 1
fancy black tie 1
fancy but probably evil chocolate 1
fancy canapés 1
fancy chocolate 1
fancy chocolate car 7
fancy dress ball 1
fancy opera glasses 10
fancy schmancy cheese sauce 1
fancy seashell necklace 1
fancy tophat 1
fancy tuxedo pants 1
farfalle bow tie 1
fat bottom quark 2
fat stacks of cash 2
fat wallet 2
FDKOL commendation 1
FDKOL fire hose 1
FDKOL hotcakes 1
FDKOL tattoo 1
felt 6
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 1
fermenting powder 2
ferret bait 1
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 4
fertilized ghuol egg 1
festive holiday hat 7
festive sausage 6
fetid feather 2
fettucini Inconnu 1
Feynman gate 1
fez of etymology 1
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy 1
fiery wing 1
figurine of a charred seal 1
figurine of a cold seal 1
figurine of a cute baby seal 1
figurine of a shadowy seal 1
figurine of a sleek seal 1
figurine of a slippery seal 1
figurine of a stinking seal 1
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 1
figurine of an ancient seal 1
figurine of an armored seal 1
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 1
filigreed hamethyst earring 1
filigreed hamethyst necklace 1
filigreed hamethyst ring 2
filth-encrusted futon 1
filthy corduroys 2
filthy knitted dread sack 2
filthy lucre 2
filthy pestle 2
filthy poultice 2
fine wine 2
finger cuffs 1
finger cymbals 2
fire axe 1
fire flower 3
fire poi 2
fireman's helmet 1
fish juice box 2
fish-liver oil 2
fishy fish 2
fishy fish casserole 1
fishy fish lasagna 1
fishy paste 1
fistful of ashes 17
fixed-gear bicycle 1
fizzy potion 20
flamin' bindle 1
flaming cardboard sword 1
flaming crutch 2
flaming feather 2
flaming glowsticks 1
flaming mushroom 2
flaming mushroom wine 1
flaming talons 2
flange 1
flaregun 2
flashing novelty button 1
flask of baconstone juice 1
flask of Gnomochloric acid 1
flask of hamethyst juice 1
flask of porquoise juice 1
flat dough 2
flat mushroom wine 1
flimsy clipboard 1
flirtatious feather 1
floaty gravel 1
floaty inverse geode 1
floaty pebbles 1
floaty rock 1
floaty rock helmet 1
floaty rock necklace 1
floaty rock pants 1
floaty sand 1
floorboard cruft 1
floral print shirt 1
flower petal pie 1
flowing hippy skirt 2
fluid of fudge-finding 1
fluorescent lightbulb 1
flute of flat champagne 2
Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form 1
flyest of shirts 2
flypaper staff 1
flytrap bezoar 1
flytrap pellet 1
foam noodle 2
foggy glass globe 1
foie gras 1
foolscap fool's cap 2
foon 1
foon of fearfulness 1
foon of fleshiness 1
foon of foulness 1
foon of frigidity 1
foon of fulmination 1
foot-long hot daub 1
football helmet 1
forbidden danish 1
forbidden sausage 3
foreign box 1
fortune cookie 2
fossilized baboon skull 1
fossilized bat skull 1
fossilized demon skull 1
fossilized limb 1
fossilized necklace 1
fossilized serpent skull 1
fossilized spider skull 1
fossilized spike 1
fossilized spine 1
fossilized torso 1
fossilized wing 1
fossilized wyrm skull 1
Frat Army FGF 1
frat brats 1
frayed rope belt 2
freezin' bindle 2
French slippers 1
freshwater pearl necklace 1
fricasseed brains 2
friendly cheez blob 1
frightful feather 2
frigid air mattress 2
frigid fudgepuck 1
frigid mote 1
frigid ninja stars 1
frigid-ass club 1
frilly shirt 2
frilly skirt 2
Frogade 3
Fromage Pinotage 1
Frost™ brand sword 1
frost-rimed seal hide 1
frostbite-flavored Hob-O 1
frosty halo 1
Frosty's carrot 2
Frosty's frosty mug 3
Frosty's iceball 1
Frosty's nailbat 1
Frosty's old silk hat 1
Frosty's snowball sack 1
Frown Exerciser 1
frozen banquet 1
frozen danish 1
frozen feather 2
frozen mushroom 2
frozen nunchaku 2
frozen seal spine 1
fruit bowl 1
fruitcake 2
fruitfilm 1
fruity girl swill 1
fry-oil-flavored Hob-O 1
fudge bunny 1
fudge cube 1
fudge lily 1
fudge pocket square 1
fudge spork 1
fudgesicle 1
Fudgie Roll 1
full meat tank 1
fumble formula 1
funhouse mirror 1
funky dried mushroom 2
furniture dolly 2
furry fur 2
furry green earmuffs 1
furry green turtle 1
furry halo 1
furry kilt 1
furry pants 2
furry skirt 1
fustulent seal grulch 1
fuzzbump 1
Fuzzby 1
fuzzy busby 1
fuzzy dice 3
fuzzy earmuffs 1
fuzzy montera 2
ga-ga radio 4
Gaia beads 2
Galapagosian Cuisses 1
Game Grid ticket 1
Game Grid token 1
ganger bandana 1
garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O 1
garish pinky ring 9
Garter of the Turtle Poacher 1
gas balloon 2
gator skin 1
gatorskin umbrella 1
gauze garter 6
gauze hammock 2
gauze shorts 2
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 1
Genalen™ Bottle 2
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 2
generic healing potion 2
generic mana potion 2
generic restorative potion 2
ghost cucumber 2
ghost pickle on a stick 1
ghost protocol 1
ghost trap 2
ghostly body paint 1
ghuol ears 1
ghuol egg 2
ghuol egg quiche 1
ghuol guolash 2
ghuol-ear kabob 1
giant book of ancient carols 1
giant cactus quill 2
giant cheesestick 1
giant clay ashtray 1
giant designer sunglasses 6
giant diamond ring 1
giant discarded bottlecap 2
giant discarded plastic fork 2
giant discarded torn-up glove 2
giant driftwood sculpture 1
giant fishhook 1
giant foam finger 2
giant glass of brandy 1
giant green gummi bear 1
giant green gummi ingot 1
giant motorcycle boots 1
giant moxie weed 1
giant needle 2
giant pinky ring 5
giant red gummi bear 1
giant red gummi ingot 1
giant yellow gummi bear 1
giant yellow gummi ingot 1
gibson 1
gift-a-pult 1
gilded ancient cursed chest 1
gilded ancient cursed key 2
gilded BRICKO brick 1
gilded BRICKO chalice 1
gill rings 2
gimlet 1
gin and tonic 1
gingerbread bugbear 1
gingerbread horror 1
gingerbread house 1
gingerbread mutant bugbear 4
gingham blouse 1
ginormous pumpkin 1
glacial clock 1
glacial sapphire 1
Glass Balls of the Goblin King 1
glass gnoll eye 1
glass of baboon milk 8
glass of goat's milk 6
glimmering penguin feather 1
glimmering raven feather 2
glimmering roc feather 1
glistening fish meat 1
glistening staff 1
glittery mascara 1
glob of green slime 2
gloomy black mushroom 2
gloomy mushroom wine 1
glow-in-the-dark dart gun 1
glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub 1
glowing El Vibrato drone 1
glowing fungus 1
glowing red eye 2
gnashing teeth 1
gnat lasagna 1
gnatloaf casserole 1
gnatwing 1
gnauga hide buckler 2
gnauga hide chaps 2
gnauga hide kilt 2
gnauga hide skirt 2
gnauga hide vest 2
gnauga hide whip 2
gnoll lips 1
gnoll teeth 2
gnoll-tooth necklace 1
Gnollish casserole dish 1
Gnollish flyswatter 2
Gnollish pie server 2
Gnollish pie tin 2
Gnollish plunger 2
Gnollish slotted spoon 2
Gnollish toolbox 2
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 1
Go-Wassail 54
goat beard 2
goat cheese 2
goat cheese pizza 2
goat cheese taco 2
goatskin umbrella 2
gob of wet hair 2
goblin autoblowgun 2
goblin hunting spear 2
goblin paste 1
gold lamé pants 2
gold wedding ring 1
golden plastic oyster egg 1
golden ring 15
golden twig 1
Good 'n' Slimy 1
Goodfella contract 1
gooey paste 1
goofily-plumed helmet 1
googly eye 2
Gordon Bennett 1
goth kid t-shirt 3
GOTO 1
goulauncher 1
gr8ps 2
grape troll doll 1
grapefruit 3
grapes 2
grass blade 1
grass clippings 3
grass hat 1
grass skirt 1
grass whistle 1
grassy cutlass 2
Grateful Undead T-shirt 2
grave robbing shovel 3
graveyard snowglobe 1
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob 1
gray bow tie 1
grease gun 1
greasy paste 1
green balloon 1
green beer 1
green BRICKO brick 1
green candy heart 1
Green Clover of Justice 1
green drunki-bear 1
green gummi ingot 3
green peawee marble 1
green pixel 2
green pixel potion 2
green smoke bomb 2
green snowcone 1
green-frosted astral cupcake 1
gremlin juice 2
grinning turtle 1
grog 1
groovy prism necklace 1
grouchy restless spirit 2
groupie lipstick 1
grue egg 4
grue egg omelette 2
grumpy old man charrrm 7
grumpy old man charrrm bracelet 1
grungy bandana 2
grungy flannel shirt 2
guano coffee cup 2
guard turtle collar 2
guard turtle shell 1
guitar pick 2
gummi ammonite 1
gummi belemnite 1
gummi canary 1
gummi salamander 1
gummi snake 1
gummi trilobite 1
Gummi-DNA 1
Gummi-Gnauga 1
gun cleaning kit 1
guy made of bee pollen 4
gyroscope 2
hair of the calf 1
hair of the fish 1
hair spray 2
hairy staff 1
half-baked potion 4
half-rotten brain 2
half-sized guitar 2
halfberd 2
hamethyst 2
hamethyst bracelet 1
hamethyst earring 1
hamethyst necklace 1
hamethyst ring 1
hammerus 1
hand grenegg 1
handful of bees 1
handful of confetti 2
handful of hand chalk 2
handful of honey 1
handful of juicy garbage 1
handful of moss 2
handful of numbers 1
handful of nuts and berries 2
handful of pine needles 2
handful of sand 2
handful of sawdust 2
handful of walnuts 2
handmade hobby horse 1
handsomeness potion 2
happiness 2
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 1
hardware upgrade 1
harem girl t-shirt 2
Hatorade 1
Haunted Sorority House staff guide 1
Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance 3
headhunter necktie 2
heart necklace 7
heart of dark chocolate 1
heart of rock and roll 1
heart of the volcano 2
heart-shaped balloon 2
heavy D 2
heavy hot sauce 1
heavy leather-bound tome 2
heavy metal sonata 2
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 2
heavy necklace chain 1
hedgeturtle 1
Heimandatz's heart 2
Hell broth 2
hellion cube 2
hellseal claw 1
hellseal whisker 1
helm of the white knight 1
helmet recipe 2
helmet turtle 2
hemp net 2
hemp string 2
henna face paint 2
herb brownies 1
herbal stuffing 2
herbs 26
hermit permit 2
herringcello 45
hideous egg 1
hill of beans 2
Himalayan Hidalgo sauce 1
hippo skin buckler 1
hippo whip 1
hippopotamus kilt 1
hippopotamus pants 1
hippopotamus skin 2
hippopotamus skirt 1
hipposkin poncho 1
Hippy Army MPE 1
hippy bongo 2
hippy herbal tea 2
hippy medical kit 2
hippy paste 1
hippy protest button 2
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians 1
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) 1
hobo dungarees 1
hobo fortress blueprints 1
hobo nickel 2
hobo paste 1
hobo stogie 1
Hodgman's blanket 4
Hodgman's cane 1
Hodgman's harmonica 1
Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin 1
Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top 2
holiday cheese log 6
holiday log 1
Hollandaise helmet 2
holy bomb, batman 1
honey dipper 1
honey mead 1
honey-dipped locust 7
honeybritches 1
honeycap 1
honeypot 1
hopping socks 2
horizontal tango 1
hors d'oeuvre tray 2
hot and sour sauce 2
hot buttered roll 1
hot cross bow 1
hot date 2
hot daub 1
hot daub bun 1
hot daub stand 1
hot egg 1
hot hi mein 1
hot katana blade 1
hot nuggets 4
hot pink lipstick 2
hot plate 2
hot powder 5
hot stuffing 1
hot wad 2
hot wing 47
hot-ass club 1
hovering sombrero 1
huge pumpkin 2
huge spoon 2
humming El Vibrato drone 1
Humpty Dumplings 1
hyperinflated seal lung 1
hypodermic needle 3
ice stein 1
Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace 1
Ice-Cold Beerring 1
ice-cold fotie 2
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 14
ice-cold six-pack 1
ice-cold Willer 14
iced-out bling 2
icicle katana 1
icy katana hilt 1
icy mushroom wine 1
icy-hot katana 2
igloo pie 1
iGoogly 1
Iiti Kitty phone charm 2
imbued seal-blubber candle 1
imitation crab crate 1
imitation crab meat 2
imitation nice watch 1
immense cyborg hand 4
imp air 1
imp unity ring 2
incense bath ball 1
incredibly creepy marionette 1
indescribably horrible paste 1
infernal fife 2
infernal insoles 2
infernal toilet brush 1
inflatable duck 1
ingot of seal-iron 1
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 2
inkwell 2
Inndya trading card 1
innuendo 1
insane tophat 1
insanely spicy bean burrito 3
insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito 1
insanely spicy jumping bean burrito 2
Instant Karma 2
intriguing puzzle box 4
invisibility potion 62
invisible bag 1
ion grid 1
irate sombrero 2
Iron Beta of Industry 2
iron pasta spoon 1
ironic moustache 1
irradiated candy cane 3
irresistibility potion 71
irritability potion 67
ivory cue ball 1
jabañero pepper 1
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 6
Jackass Plumber home game 1
jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade 1
jar of anniversary jam 1
jar of fermented pickle juice 1
jar of squeeze 1
jar of swamp gas 5
Jarlsberg's earring 1
Jarlsberg's key lime 2
Jarlsberg's key lime pie 2
jawbruiser 3
jazz soap 1
jerky coins 33
jet bennie marble 1
jewelry-making pliers 2
jingle bell 1
Jocko Homo's head 2
Jolly Roger charrrm 2
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet 2
joybuzzer 1
jug of baconstone juice 1
jug of Gnomochloric acid 1
jug of hamethyst juice 1
jug of porquoise juice 1
jug-o-magicalness 1
Jumbo Dr. Lucifer 9
jumbo olive 2
jumping bean taco 2
jungle drum 2
juniper berries 1
kamicorpse-ee 1
keel-haulin' knife 2
keg shield 2
Kentucky-fried meat crossbow 1
Kentucky-fried meat staff 1
Kentucky-fried meat sword 1
Kentucky-style derby 1
ketchup 1
ketchup hound 2
kick-ass kicks 2
kickback cookbook 2
killer rag doll 1
killing feather 4
king cookie 1
Kiss the Knob apron 1
Kissin' Cousins 2
kite 1
kitty sheet music 1
Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card 1
kiwi 1
kneecapping stick 2
knob bugle 2
Knob Göblin lòve potion 1
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 3
Knob Goblin elite helm 2
Knob Goblin elite pants 2
Knob Goblin elite polearm 2
Knob Goblin elite shirt 2
Knob Goblin eyedrops 1
Knob Goblin firecracker 2
Knob Goblin harem pants 1
Knob Goblin harem veil 1
Knob Goblin learning pill 1
Knob Goblin love potion 2
Knob Goblin lunchbox 1
Knob Goblin melon baller 1
Knob Goblin nasal spray 1
Knob Goblin pants 2
Knob Goblin perfume 2
Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray 2
Knob Goblin scimitar 2
Knob Goblin seltzer 2
Knob Goblin sharpening spray 1
Knob Goblin spatula 2
Knob Goblin steroids 2
Knob Goblin stink bomb 1
Knob Goblin superseltzer 2
Knob Goblin tongs 2
Knob Goblin Uberpants 1
Knob Goblin visor 2
Knob jelly donut 1
knob ka-bobs 2
Knob Kitchen grab-bag 1
Knob lo mein 1
Knob mushroom 2
knob mushroom wine 1
Knob nuts 2
Knob pasty 1
Knob sausage 1
Knob sausage stir-fry 1
Knob shroomkabob 1
Knob stir-fry 1
Knob stroganoff 1
Knob stuffed shells 1
knobby helmet turtle 1
knobby kneepads 1
Knoll lo mein 1
Knoll mushroom 2
knoll mushroom wine 1
Knoll shroomkabob 1
Knoll stir-fry 1
knuckle sandwich 1
Krakrox's Loincloth 2
kumquartz 9
kumquartz ring 1
kumquat 1
kumquat supersucker 1
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 2
ladle of mystery 2
large box 2
large cocoa eggshell fragment 2
LARP membership card 1
Lars the Cyberian 1
laser-broiled pear 6
lavender candy heart 1
lavender paisley oyster egg 1
lavender plastic oyster egg 1
lavender polka-dot oyster egg 1
lavender striped oyster egg 1
lawn dart 1
lawnmower blade 2
lead necklace 3
lead yo-yo 1
Lead Zeta of Chastity 1
leaf 1
leaf of grass 3
leaflet 1
leather aviator's cap 1
leather bookmark 1
leather chaps 2
leather mask 2
leathery bat skin 2
leathery cat skin 2
leathery rat skin 2
LED block 1
Lederhosen of the Night 2
left half of a heart necklace 1
leftovers of indeterminate origin 2
lemon 2
lemon meringue pie 1
lemon popsicle 1
lemonade marble 1
length of string 1
leotarrrd 2
lesser grodulated violet 1
letterman's jacket 1
lewd playing card 11
Li'l Businessman Kit 4
libation of liveliness 3
licorice boa 2
licorice garrote 3
lifeless meat doll 1
lihc eye 2
lihc eye pie 2
lihc face 2
limburger biker boots 1
lime 12
lime supersucker 1
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 6
line 28
linoleum crossbow 2
linoleum crossbow string 1
linoleum helmet turtle 2
linoleum meat stack 1
linoleum ore 2
linoleum staff 1
linoleum stick 1
linoleum sword 2
linoleum sword hilt 1
lint 1
lion oil 2
little paper umbrella 2
little round pebble 3
live lobster 1
live wire 1
liver and let pie 1
liver popsicle 1
loaded serum blowgun 1
loathing eagle baby-doll shirt 1
Lobster qua Grill 2
Lockenstock™ sandals 2
logic synthesizer 1
lollipop cufflinks 1
long pork 2
long pork casserole 2
long pork chop sandwiches 1
long pork lasagna 1
long skinny balloon 2
longhaired hippy wig 2
loose teeth 2
Lord Flameface's cloak 1
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 1
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 2
los chinos 1
lotion of coldness 2
lotion of hotness 2
lotion of sleaziness 2
lotion of spookiness 2
lotion of stench 2
love song of disturbing obsession 1
love song of icy revenge 1
love song of naughty innuendo 1
love song of smoldering passion 1
love song of sugary cuteness 1
love song of vague ambiguity 1
lovecat tail 1
lowercase N 2
lucky ball-and-chain 1
lucky bottlecap 2
lucky lighter 1
lucky rabbit's foot 2
Lucky Surprise Egg 2
lumbering jack 1
Lumineux Limnio 1
lump of coal 2
lump of diamond 2
lump of Saccharine Maple sap 1
lupine sword 2
LWA ring 1
M-242 2
macaroni duck 1
Mace of the Tortoise 1
machetito 1
mad scientist's sock monkey 1
Mad Train wine 1
Mae West 1
Mae West with a fly in it 1
mafia aria 10
magic dragonfish fry 1
magic lamp 2
magic whistle 2
magical ice cube with a fly in it 6
magical ice cubes 2
magical mystery juice 1
magicalness-in-a-can 2
magilaser blastercannon 2
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 1
magnifying glass 2
maid head 2
maiden wig 2
makeshift cape 1
makeshift castanets 1
makeshift crane 1
makeshift skirt 1
makeshift turban 1
mandarina colada 1
mandarina colada with a fly in it 1
Manetwich 1
manly bloomers 1
mannequin leg 1
many-eyed glasses 3
maple leaf 1
maple syrup 1
margarita 1
mariachi G-string 2
mariachi hat 2
mariachi pants 2
mariachi toothpaste 1
marinara jug 1
Mariner's Friend cough drops 1
marionette 1
marionette collective 1
Marquis de Poivre soda 3
marshmallow 1
marshmallow flambé 2
martini 1
marzipan skull 3
mass of wriggling tentacles 1
Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery 1
massive sitar 1
mauve paisley oyster egg 1
mauve plastic oyster egg 1
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 1
mauve striped oyster egg 1
Maxing, Relaxing 2
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 2
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 2
meat cowboy hat 1
Meat detector 2
meat engine 2
meat face 2
meat from yesterday 1
Meat maid 1
Meat maid body 1
meat paste 2
meat shield 1
meat stack 1
meat vortex 10
meatcar model 1
meatloaf helmet 2
meatsmithing guide 2
meatspout staff 2
meaty helmet turtle 1
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 10
megatofu 2
Meleegra™ pills 2
melted Jell-o shot 1
memory of a C 2
memory of a CA base pair 2
memory of a CG base pair 2
memory of a CT base pair 2
memory of a G 2
memory of a GT base pair 1
memory of a T 2
memory of an A 2
memory of an AG base pair 2
memory of an AT base pair 2
memory of some delicious amino acids 2
menorette 1
menudo 2
menudo ravioli 1
Mer-kin fastjuice 1
Mer-kin foodbucket 1
Mer-kin paste 1
Mer-kin pinkslip 2
Mer-kin sneakmask 1
Mer-kin takebag 2
Mer-kin thingpouch 1
mesh cap 2
Mesmereyes™ contact lenses 2
metallic A 1
metrognome 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 2
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 2
milk of magnesium 1
milky potion 18
mime soul fragment 1
mimosette 1
mind flayer corpse 2
miner's helmet 2
miner's pants 2
miniature antlers 1
miniature carton of clove cigarettes 1
miniature castagnets 2
miniature dormouse 1
miniature espresso maker 1
miniature Jacob's ladder 1
miniature pruning shears 1
miniature tophat 1
Miniborg beeper 1
Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot 1
Miniborg hiveminder 1
Miniborg laser 1
Miniborg stomper 1
Miniborg strangler 1
miniscule beatbox 1
mirrored aviator shades 1
misfit dolly 1
misfit hobby horse 1
misfit teddy bear 1
misshapen animal skeleton 1
missing wine 2
Misty Cape 1
mixed wildflower greens 4
Mob Penguin cellular phone 15
Mohawk wig 2
moist sailor's cap 2
mojo filter 2
molotov cocktail cocktail 1
molten brick 1
molten medallion 1
Mon Tiki 1
monkey wrench 2
monomolecular yo-yo 1
Monstar energy beverage 3
monster pants 2
monstrous monocle 1
mood ring 1
moonglasses 1
Morbidda trading card 1
Morto Moreto 1
mostly rat-hide leggings 1
mother's little helper 2
mother's secret recipe 1
motivational poster 1
Mountain Stream soda 14
moxie magnet 1
moxie weed 2
Mr. Eh? 1
Mr. Joe's bangles 2
Mr. Mediocrebar 1
MSG 2
muculent machete 2
Mudflap-Girl Necklace 1
Mudflap-Girl Ring 1
mugcake 1
mulled cider 1
mullet wig 2
mummy costume 8
mummy mask 2
mummy wrapping 2
murky potion 27
Muschat 1
mushroom fermenting solution 2
mushroom pizza 2
musty moccasins 1
mylar scout drone 4
myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball 1
mysterious present 1
mysterious silver lapel pin 2
nanite-infested candy cane 3
nanite-infested eggnog 5
nanite-infested fruitcake 4
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 5
nanofiber cloth 1
Nardz energy beverage 4
nasty rat mask 1
nasty-ass club 1
natto marble soda 1
natto pocky 1
natto-infused sake 1
natural fennel soda 2
Nayztameetjoo trading card 1
ND 1
Necbro wafers 1
necklace chain 1
Necrotelicomnicon 2
necrotizing body spray 1
Neuromancer 1
neurostim pill 1
New Cloaca-Cola 6
Newbiesport™ tent 2
Newman's Own Trousers 1
NG 1
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 2
night-vision goggles 3
Nightstalker perfume 2
ninja hot pants 2
ninja mop 1
non-stick pugil stick 1
nothing-in-the-box 1
nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
Now and Earlier 1
noxious gas grenade 1
NPZR chemistry set 2
Nuclear Blastball 4
nurse's hat 2
nutty organic salad 2
obnoxious riddle 1
obsidian dagger 2
ocarina of space 2
occult jelly donut 1
ocean motion 1
odor extractor 1
off-white paisley oyster egg 1
off-white plastic oyster egg 1
off-white polka-dot oyster egg 1
off-white striped oyster egg 1
office-supply crossbow 1
oil cap 1
oil lamp 1
oil of expertise 3
oil of oiliness 1
Oil of Parrrlay 2
oil of slipperiness 3
oil of stability 3
oil pan 1
oil slacks 1
oily boid 1
oily golden mushroom 2
oily mushroom wine 1
oily paste 1
ointment of the occult 3
Okee-Dokee soda 2
Ol' Scratch's ash can 1
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork 1
Ol' Scratch's manacles 1
Ol' Scratch's ol' britches 2
Ol' Scratch's salad fork 2
Ol' Scratch's stove door 1
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 1
old coin purse 1
old leather wallet 1
old patched suit-pants 1
old soft shoes 1
old sweatpants 2
old-fashioned 1
olive 9
olive lo mein 2
olive stir-fry 2
one-winged stab bat 1
onion shurikens 1
oozenog 6
opera mask 2
orange 3
orange and black Crimboween candy 1
orange candy heart 2
orange leather lanyard 2
orange peel hat 2
orange popsicle 1
orange snowcone 1
Orange Star of Sacrifice 1
orange-frosted astral cupcake 1
orc paste 1
orc wrist 1
Orcish baseball cap 2
Orcish cargo shorts 2
Orcish frat-paddle 2
orcish hand lotion 5
Orcish meat locker 1
orcish nailing lube 3
orcish rubber 5
orcish stud-finder 1
Oreille Divisée brandy 1
original G 2
oriole-feather headdress 1
ornate ancient cursed chest 2
ornate ancient cursed key 1
Oscus's dumpster waders 1
Oscus's flypaper pants 1
Oscus's garbage can lid 1
Oscus's pelt 1
out-of-tune biwa 2
outrageous sombrero 2
oven mitts 1
overcharged El Vibrato power sphere 1
overclocked avian microprocessor 1
overcookie 2
overpriced "imported" beer 1
oversized fish scaler 3
oversized pipe 2
oversized pizza cutter 2
oversized snowflake 1
ovoid leather thing 1
oyster basket 1
oyster egg balloon 1
pacification grenade 1
Pack of Alice's Army Cards 1
pack of KWE trading card 1
pack of pogs 13
packet of beer nuts 3
packet of orchid seeds 1
packet of tofurkey gravy 1
padded tortoise 1
PADL Phone 1
pail 2
Pain Dip 1
painful penne pasta 1
paint bomb 3
painted shield 1
painted turtle 1
pair of bolt cutters 4
pair of pearidot earrings 2
pair of ragged claws 1
pair of twitching claws 1
palm frond 2
palm-frond capris 2
palm-frond cloak 2
palm-frond fan 2
palm-frond net 1
palm-frond toupee 2
palm-frond whip 2
panhandle panhandling hat 2
pants kit 1
pants of the Slug Lord 2
panty raider camouflage 2
papaya 10
papaya sling 1
papaya slung 1
papaya taco 3
paper-plate-mail pants 1
paperclip 1
paperclip cape 1
paperclip pants 1
paperclip sproinger 1
paperclip turban 1
paperclip-on tie 1
papotion of papower 3
paranormal ricotta 2
parasitic claw 1
parasitic headgnawer 1
parasitic strangleworm 1
parasitic tentacles 1
parisian cathouse 1
party hat 1
passable elf mask 8
pasta spoon 2
Pasta Spoon of Peril 1
pat-a-cake pendant 2
patchouli incense stick 2
patchouli oil bomb 1
patent antipsychotics 1
patent leather shoes 1
PB&BP 1
peace-sign necklace 1
peach 2
peach lozenge 3
peach pie 1
peanut brittle shield 1
pear 2
pear lozenge 3
pear supersucker 1
pear tart 1
pearidot 6
pebblebräu 1
Pendant of Fire 1
penguin focaccia bread 43
penguin paste 1
penguin shorts 1
penguin skin 1
penguin skin buckler 1
penguin thesaurus 1
penguin whip 1
penguinskin mini-kilt 1
penguinskin mini-skirt 1
pentacorn hat 1
Penultimate Fantasy chest 1
peppermint sprout 1
perforated battle paddle 2
perfume of prejudice 3
perpendicular hula 1
perpendicular hula with a fly in it 1
personalized birthday cake 1
pestoblade 1
pet rock 1
pet rock "Groucho" disguise 1
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 1
petrified noodles 1
petrified wood 15
phase-tuned shield generator belt 1
phat turquoise bead 1
phat turquoise bracelet 1
philosopher's scone 3
philter of phorce 3
phish stick 3
phonics down 44
photoprotoneutron torpedo 2
physiostim pill 1
Pick-O-Matic lockpicks 2
pickle-flavored chewing gum 4
picture of a dead guy's girlfriend 1
Piddles 1
pie crust 9
piece of after eight 1
piece of wedding cake 1
piercing post 1
pig-iron bracers 2
pig-iron helm 2
pig-iron shinguards 2
pile of candy 2
pile of dusty animal bones 1
pile of gold coins 1
pile of jumping beans 2
pile of loose snow 1
pimpin' meat hat 1
pin-stripe slacks 3
Pine-Fresh air freshener 2
pink candy heart 1
Pink Heart of Spirit 1
pink pinkslip slip 3
pink plastic baby 1
pink pony 1
pink-frosted astral cupcake 1
pipe wrench 2
piping organ pie 1
pirate brochure 1
pirate pamphlet 1
pirate paste 1
pirate pelvis 2
pirate shirt 1
pirate skull 1
pirate tract 1
pitchfork 2
pixel boomerang 1
pixel chain whip 1
pixel cross 7
pixel hat 1
pixel holy water 6
pixel morning star 1
pixel orb 1
pixel pants 1
pixel shield 1
pixel stopwatch 1
pixel sword 1
pixel whip 1
pixellated candy heart 12
pixellated moneybag 1
plain old beer 1
plain pizza 1
plastic Crimbo reindeer 1
plastic cup of beer 22
plastic guitar 2
plastic ingot 1
plastic passion fruit 1
plot hole 2
plum 2
plum lozenge 3
plum wine 3
pocket theremin 1
pocketwatch on a chain 7
pog #01 (spider) 1
pog #02 (Knob goblin) 1
pog #03 (warwelf) 1
pog #04 (skleleton) 1
pog #05 (ninja snowman) 1
pog #06 (filthy hippy) 1
pog #07 (orcish frat boy) 1
pog #08 (hellion) 1
pog #09 (pirate) 1
pog #10 (hobo) 1
pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) 1
pointed stick 2
pointy mushroom 2
pointy mushroom wine 1
pointy red hat 1
Poison Oak trading card 1
poison pen 5
poisonous caviar 8
Pokëmann band-aid 2
Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip 1
Pokëmann figurine: Duck 1
Pokëmann figurine: Frank 1
Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump 1
Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking 1
Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan 1
Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap 1
Pokëmann figurine: Moog 1
Pokëmann figurine: Nothing 1
Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu 1
Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth 1
Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf 1
Pokëmann figurine: Twitter 1
Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite 1
Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth 1
polka-dot bow tie 2
poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 2
polyalloy shield 1
Polysniff Perfume 2
poodle skirt 1
pool cue 2
pool of liquid metal 1
popcorn 1
popsicle stick 1
pork elf goodies sack 2
porquoise 2
porquoise bracelet 1
porquoise eyebrow ring 1
porquoise necklace 1
porquoise ring 1
portable photocopier 23
possessed tomato 1
possessed top 1
potato pistol 1
potent potion of potency 3
potion of animal rage 1
potion of potency 3
potion of punctual companionship 1
potion of temporary gr8ness 3
potion of the captain's hammer 1
potion of the field gar 1
potion of the litterbox 1
potion of X-ray vision 1
potted cactus 1
potted fern 2
pottery barn owl figurine 1
pottery club 1
pottery hat 1
pottery shield 1
pottery training pants 1
pottery yo-yo 1
poultrygeist 1
poutine 2
poutine pole 1
powdered candy sushi set 7
powdered donut 2
powdered organs 2
powdered sealbone 1
powdered wig 1
pr0n cocktail 2
pr0n legs 2
pr0n m4nic0tti 1
pr0n stir-fry 1
pr0n taco 2
precious piercing post 1
pregnant mushroom 1
Prelude of Precision 2
press-on ribs 2
pretty bouquet 1
pretty flower 2
Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit 1
Princess Rutabaga trading card 1
prismatic wad 50
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 2
probability potion 2
procrastination potion 2
projectile icemaker 2
prosthetic forehead 3
protein paste 1
prussian cathouse 1
prussian cathouse with a fly in it 1
psycho sweater 1
puce paisley oyster egg 1
puce plastic oyster egg 1
puce polka-dot oyster egg 1
puce striped oyster egg 1
puff of smoke 1
pulled porquoise earring 1
pulled porquoise pendant 1
pulled porquoise ring 1
pulsing flesh 1
pumpkin 7
pumpkin beer 1
pumpkin bomb 2
pumpkin juice 2
pumpkin pie 1
pumpkinhead mask 10
purple corpsel 1
purple glowstick 1
Purple Horseshoe of Honor 1
purple pixel pie 1
purple snowcone 1
purple-frosted astral cupcake 1
Putrid Pendant 1
PVC staff 1
pygmy blowgun 2
pygmy nose-bone 2
pygmy pygment 2
quantum disintegrator pistol 1
quantum nanopolymer spider web 1
quantum taco 4
quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments 2
queen cookie 1
Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 3
rabbit punch 1
radium-flavored potato chips 1
rag doll 1
Raggedy Hippy doll 1
rainbow crossbow 2
raisin 2
ram horns 1
ram stick 1
Ram's Face Lager 2
ram-battering staff 1
raspberry 1
raspberry beret 2
rat appendix 2
rat appendix kabob 2
rat appendix stir-fry 1
rat scrapple 1
rat tooth polish 1
ratarang 1
ratini 1
ratskin belt 2
rattail whip 1
rave whistle 2
ravioli della hippy 1
ravioli hat 2
razor-sharp can lid 2
razor-tipped yo-yo 1
really dense meat stack 2
Really Expensive Jewelry and You 1
really really sticky spider web 2
really sticky spider web 1
really thick bandage 2
record of infuriating silence 1
record of menacing silence 1
record of tranquil silence 1
record of tranquil silence (used) 1
recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity 1
recording of Chorale of Companionship 1
recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad 1
recording of Elron's Explosive Etude 1
recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 1
recording of Prelude of Precision 1
recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 1
recursive spline reticulator 1
red balloon 1
red China marble 1
red drunki-bear 1
red gummi ingot 3
red paisley oyster egg 1
Red Pill 1
red pixel 2
red pixel potion 2
red plastic baby 1
red plastic oyster egg 1
red polka-dot oyster egg 1
red snowcone 1
red striped oyster egg 1
red wagon 2
redrum 2
Regular Cloaca Cola 2
reinforced beaded headband 2
reinforced furry underpants 1
reodorant 2
repaired El Vibrato drone 1
repeating crossbow 2
resolution: be feistier 2
resolution: be happier 2
resolution: be kinder 2
resolution: be luckier 2
resolution: be more adventurous 2
resolution: be sexier 2
resolution: be smarter 2
resolution: be stronger 2
resolution: be wealthier 2
respected companion biscuit 4
Retenez L'Herbe Paté 8
reverse-oscillating klystron 1
rewinged stab bat 1
rhesus monkey 1
rhinestone cowboy shirt 1
rib of the Bonerdagon 1
ribbon candy 2
rice bowl 2
rickety old unicycle 1
ridiculous belt 1
ridiculous cocktail 11
ridiculous earring 1
ridiculous sandwich 11
ridiculous sunglasses 1
ridiculously huge sword 2
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 1
right half of a heart necklace 2
rigid carapace 1
ring of adornment 2
ring of aggravate monster 2
ring of cold resistance 1
ring of conflict 1
Ring of Fire 1
ring of fire resistance 1
ring of gain strength 2
ring of half-assed regeneration 2
ring of increase damage 1
Ring of the Sewer Snake 1
ring setting 1
roasted marshmallow 2
roboduck-on-a-string 1
robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. 1
robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. 1
robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. 1
robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. 1
robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. 1
robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. 1
robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E. 2
robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. 1
robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. 1
robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. 1
robotronic egg 1
Rock and Roll Legend 2
rock lobster 1
Rock Pops 2
rockfish stomach 1
rockin' wagon 1
rockin' wagon with a fly in it 1
rocky raccoon 2
rocky road ice cream 1
rogue swarmer 13
roll in the hay 1
roll of drink tickets 1
roll of Hob-Os 1
roll of toilet paper 26
roller skate decoy 1
roller skate doll 1
rolling pin 1
Roo trading card 1
rook cookie 1
rope with some soap on it 1
rough fish scale 1
round green sunglasses 2
round purple sunglasses 2
royal jelly 2
royal jelly taco 2
rubber axe 1
rubber band gun 2
rubber emo roe 1
rubber WWBD? bracelet 7
rubber WWJD? bracelet 12
rubber WWSPD? bracelet 6
rubber WWtNSD? bracelet 10
ruby W 2
rum and cola 2
rum barrel charrrm 1
rum barrel charrrm bracelet 1
Russian Ice 1
rusty bonesaw 1
rusty chain necklace 2
rusty compass 1
rusty grave robbing shovel 2
rusty hedge trimmers 1
rusty metal key 1
rusty metal ring 1
rusty metal shaft 1
rusty old lantern 1
rusty piece of rebar 5
rusty speargun 1
rusty valve wheel 1
rxr shield 1
s'more 6
s'more gun 1
sabre teeth 2
sabre-toothed lime cub 1
Saccharine Maple pendant 1
sack of doorknobs 1
Safari Jack's moustache 2
safarrri hat 2
safety vest 1
sake bomb 1
salamander slurry 3
salamander spleen 1
Salsa de las Epocas 1
salty dog 1
salty slug 1
samurai turtle 1
samurai turtle helmet 1
sand dollar 256
sandcastle 1
sandpaper 1
sangria 1
sauce of the ages 1
saucepan 2
sausage bomb 1
sausage pizza 2
sausage wonton 1
savory crossbow 1
savory staff 1
savory sword 1
savoy truffle 2
sawblade fragment 1
Scalp of Gorgolok 2
scary death orb 1
scented massage oil 2
Schrödinger's thermos 2
scintillating powder 1
scissor duck 1
scorpion whip 1
scrap of shadow 1
scrap of sticky paper 1
screwdriver 1
screwing pooch 1
scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil 2
scroll of drastic healing 43
scroll of pasta summoning 1
scrumdiddlyumptious solution 1
scrumptious reagent 2
sea avocado 1
sea blueberry 1
sea broccoli 1
sea carrot 1
sea cauliflower 1
sea cucumber 1
sea grease 1
sea honeydew 1
sea lychee 1
sea persimmon 1
sea radish 1
sea salt scrubs 1
sea tangelo 1
seal lube 1
seal tooth 2
seal-blubber candle 1
seal-brain elixir 2
seal-clubbing club 2
seal-skull helmet 2
seal-toothed rock 1
sealhide belt 1
sealhide buckler 1
sealhide cloak 1
sealhide gloves 1
sealhide hood 1
sealhide leggings 1
sealhide moccasins 1
sealhide seal doll 1
sealhide snare 2
sealhide whip 1
sealskin drum 1
seaweed 1
sebaceous shield 1
security blankie 1
Senior Mints 1
sensitive poetry journal 1
Sensual Massage for Creeps 2
sequined fez 1
Serenity trading card 1
serpentine sword 1
serum of sarcasm 3
set of jacks 1
severed flipper 1
sewer nuggets 2
sewer turtle 1
sewer wad 1
shadowy cat claw 1
shadowy seal eye 1
sham champagne 2
shapeless wide-brimmed hat 1
shard of double-ice 1
shark cartilage 1
shark jumper 1
shark tooth 1
shark tooth necklace 1
sharpened hubcap 1
shimmering rainbow sand 1
shimmering tendrils 1
shin gourds 1
shingle 2
shining halo 1
shiny butcherknife 2
shiny hood ornament 1
shiny ring 2
shiny stones 1
shiny tribal beads 1
shirt kit 2
shock belt 3
shock collar 1
shoo-fish pie 1
shot of blackberry schnapps 1
shot of flower schnapps 1
shot of grapefruit schnapps 1
shot of orange schnapps 1
shot of peach schnapps 2
shot of pear schnapps 2
shot of rotgut 2
shot of tomato schnapps 2
shrapnel jelly donut 1
shredded hellseal hide 2
shrinking powder 2
shuddersword 2
Silver Bullet beer 1
silver cheese-slicer 1
silver keg 1
silver paté knife 1
silver salt-shaker 1
silver shotgun shell 1
silver shrimp fork 2
silver tongue charrrm 2
silver tongue charrrm bracelet 1
simple ancient cursed key 1
sinewy crossbow string 1
Sinful Desires 2
Single Alice's Army Foil 1
single-serving herbal stuffing 1
sinister altar fragment 2
six pack of Mountain Stream 2
six tiny wedges of goat cheese 16
six-armed sweater 1
six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola 2
six-rainbow shield 2
sizzling seal fat 1
sk8board 1
skate blade 1
skeleton bone 2
skeleton key 2
skeletortoise 1
skewer 2
skewer-mounted razor blade 1
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Zombo's empty eye 1
Zombo's grievous greaves 1
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Zu Mannkäse Dienen 2