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Display Case for Retro_Thrusters (#534656)

This player is a member of the clan Seal Clubber's Order.

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Retro_Thrusters (#534656)

This player has 6,486 unique items and 141,632 total items in his/her display case.

	Item	Quantity
	"DRINK ME" potion	20
	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
	"KICK ME" sign	40
	"meat" stick	10
	Überraschthexengebräu	2
	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	21
	1,970 carat gold	2
	1-ball	9
	1.21 jigawatts	5
	1/6th Pound Cake	5
	100-Watt bulb	5
	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	37
	1952 Mickey Mantle card	2
	2-ball	9
	25-meat staff	25
	3-ball	9
	30669 scroll	69
	33398 scroll	98
	334 scroll	68
	37x37x37 puzzle cube	37
	4-ball	9
	4-d camera	4
	4-dimensional fez	2
	4-dimensional guitar	16
	4:20 bomb	4
	5-Alarm Saucepan	5
	5-ball	9
	5-hour acrimony	5
	6-ball	9
	64067 scroll	5
	668 scroll	5
	7-ball	9
	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	100
	7-inch discus	1
	8-ball	9
	8-billed baseball cap	5
	8-bit banana	5
	9-ball	9
	99.44% pure math	1
	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	2
	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
	a butt tuba	30
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
	a little sump'm sump'm	21
	A muse-bouche	10
	A. W. O. L. commendation	21
	abandoned candy	5
	abominable blubber	60
	abominable snowcone	32
	abstraction: action	5
	abstraction: category	5
	abstraction: certainty	1
	abstraction: comprehension	1
	abstraction: joy	1
	abstraction: motion	1
	abstraction: perception	5
	abstraction: purpose	5
	abstraction: sensation	5
	abstraction: thought	1
	abyssal battle plans	1
	Abyssal ember	5
	acceptable bagel	10
	acceptable mayolus	1
	accidental cider	21
	accidental mutton	1
	accord ion	20
	accordion file	5
	Accordion of Jordion	5
	accordionoid rocca	5
	acid-squirting flower	5
	acoustic guitarrr	5
	actual reality goggles	5
	actual tapas	4
	adder	30
	adder bladder	18
	adhesive tape dolly	1
	affordable teak perch	2
	Afternoon Delight	21
	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	5
	Aggressive Carrot	1
	Agitated Turkey	1
	agnolotti arboli	2
	agua de vida	10
	airblaster gun	10
	airborne mutagen	2
	alarm accordion	1
	albatross necklace	5
	Alewife™ Ale	6
	Alexy sauce	1
	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
	Alice's Army Bowman	1
	Alice's Army Cleric	1
	Alice's Army Coward	1
	Alice's Army Dervish	1
	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
	Alice's Army Guard	1
	Alice's Army Halberder	1
	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
	Alice's Army Horseman	1
	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
	Alice's Army Martyr	1
	Alice's Army Ninja	1
	Alice's Army Nurse	1
	Alice's Army Page	1
	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
	Alice's Army Sniper	1
	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
	Alice's Army Wallman	1
	alien autoautopsy kit	10
	alien drugs	6
	alien force field disruptor bean	1
	alien hologram projector	1
	alien protein powder	1
	alien source code printout	1
	alien source code printout (used)	1
	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
	all-purpose cleaner	409
	all-purpose flower	3
	all-year sucker	1
	alpha-mail pants	5
	alphabet gum	26
	amber aviator shades	5
	Ambitious Turkey	2
	ammonite candy mold	1
	ammonite fossil	5
	Amnesiac Ale	1
	amok pudding	15
	amok putter	10
	amphibious tophat	1
	amulet of extreme plot significance	99
	Amulet of Yendor	50
	ancient calendar	1
	ancient calendar fragment	5
	ancient cursed foot locker	1
	ancient frozen dinner	36
	ancient hot dog wrapper	2
	ancient ice cream scoop	36
	ancient Magi-Wipes	36
	ancient poisoned dart	36
	Ancient Protector Soda	3
	ancient protein powder	36
	ancient spice	36
	ancient stone fist	36
	ancient stone head	36
	ancient turtle shell	1
	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
	ancient turtle shell powder	5
	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	5
	ancient vinyl coin purse	7
	anemone nematocyst	14
	anemone sauce	10
	angel-food cake	1
	anger blaster	1
	Angry Farmer candy	220
	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	5
	angry inch	10
	angst burger	2
	anise-flavored venom	2
	Ankh of Badahnkadh	5
	ankleweights	10
	anniversary balloon	1
	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
	anniversary burlap belt	1
	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
	anniversary concrete fedora	1
	anniversary pewter cape	1
	anniversary safety glass vest	1
	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
	annoying pitchfork	5
	ant agonist	18
	ant antidepressant	1
	ant hoe	5
	ant pick	5
	ant pitchfork	5
	ant rake	5
	ant sickle	5
	anti-anti-antidote	100
	anticheese	19
	antimatter wad	2
	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
	antique accordion	10
	antique bottle of cough syrup	10
	antique bottle opener	1
	antique greaves	22
	antique hand mirror	5
	antique helmet	21
	antique machete	8
	antique packet of ketchup	10
	antique painting of a landscape	1
	antique pair of blue jeans	1
	antique record album	10
	antique shield	19
	antique souvenir drawing	1
	antique spear	27
	antique spyglass	1
	apathetic lizardman doll	1
	aquamariner's necklace	1
	aquamariner's ring	1
	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	1
	archaeologing shovel	1
	arm buzzer	3
	armgun	99
	around the world	21
	arrow'd heart balloon	1
	arrowgram	100
	arrrgyle socks	24
	Arrrmetia trading card	2
	arse-a'fire elixir	5
	artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	5
	artisanal limoncello	21
	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	5
	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	5
	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	5
	Artist's Spatula of Despair	5
	Artist's Whisk of Misery	5
	asbestos apron	5
	asbestos crossbow	21
	asbestos crossbow string	8
	asbestos helmet turtle	5
	asbestos meat stack	5
	asbestos ore	23
	asbestos staff	5
	asbestos stick	5
	asbestos sword	40
	asbestos sword hilt	6
	asbestos thermos	5
	ASCII fu manchu	15
	ASCII shirt	5
	ash soda	1
	Asleep in the Cemetery	3
	asparagus knife	150
	asparagus lo mein	5
	asparagus stir-fry	5
	aspirin	2
	assassin's cheese knife	5
	asshat	15
	astral mushroom	5
	astronaut ice-cream	2
	astronaut pants	5
	Atomic Comic	2
	Atomic Pop	11
	atomic vector plotter	5
	attention spanner	5
	attorney's badge	6
	Aura Libre	1
	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
	autocalliope	5
	automatic catapult	5
	auxiliary backbone	2
	awful poetry journal	108
	Ax of L'rose	1
	Aye Aye	1
	Aye Aye, Captain	2
	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
	bätzle	10
	baby cuddlefish	1
	baby killer bee	21
	babycakes	7
	backwoods screwdriver	21
	baconstone	5
	baconstone bracelet	5
	baconstone earring	5
	baconstone pendant	5
	baconstone ring	5
	badass belt	1
	badass pie	5
	badge of authority	30
	badger badge	5
	bag of airline peanuts	6
	bag of bones	8
	bag of Cheat-Os	10
	bag of GORF	65
	bag of GORP	25
	bag of grain	2
	bag of gross foreign snacks	25
	bag of lard	8
	bag of many confections	50
	bag of park garbage	5
	bag of pygmy blood	10
	bag of QWOP	5
	bag of unfinished business	1
	bag of W&Ws	290
	baggie of powdered sugar	26
	baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	3
	Bal-musette accordion	1
	balaclava	44
	balaclava baklava	25
	ball	10
	ball-in-a-cup	1
	balloon helmet	8
	balloon monkey	5
	balloon shield	5
	balloon sword	10
	ballpark hot daub	1
	ballroom blintz	5
	baloney rotgut	5
	balsa plank	30
	bamboo bokuto	5
	banana	5
	banana cream pie	5
	banana daiquiri	5
	banana milkshake	4
	banana peel	20
	banana smoothie	5
	banana spritzer	5
	banana supersucker	1
	bananagate	2
	bananarama bangle	1
	Bangyomaman battle juice	5
	banjo kazoo mount	1
	banjo strings	5
	baobab sap	2
	bar skin	150
	bar whip	5
	barbed-wire fence	15
	bargain flash powder	55
	baritone accordion	4
	bark beret	1
	bark boxers	1
	bark bracelet	2
	bark rootbeer	4
	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
	barrel beryl	2
	barrel beryl choker	1
	barrel beryl nose ring	1
	barrel beryl ring	1
	barrel cracker	10
	barrel gun	5
	barrel pickle	10
	barrel-aged martini	21
	barrelhead	1
	barrrnacle	5
	barskin buckler	5
	barskin cloak	5
	barskin hat	5
	barskin loincloth	40
	barskin tent	20
	bartender skull	5
	bartender-in-the-box	5
	bartender-skull-in-the-box	5
	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	5
	Barulio's bottle	21
	basaltamander tongue	5
	baseball	45
	Bash-Ōs boxtop	2
	Bash-Ōs cereal	2
	basic meat crossbow	5
	basic meat fez	5
	basic meat foon	5
	basic meat helmet	5
	basic meat kilt	10
	basic meat pants	5
	basic meat skirt	5
	basic meat spork	5
	basic meat staff	5
	basic meat sword	5
	bastard baster	20
	bat guano	160
	bat haggis	17
	bat hat	5
	bat whip	5
	bat wing	135
	bat wing kabob	20
	bat wing stir-fry	5
	bat-ass leather jacket	5
	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	5
	batarang	10
	batblade	10
	batgut	300
	battered Crimbo Crate	5
	battered hubcap	10
	battered old top-hat	1
	battery-powered drill	2
	Battlie Light Saver	45
	bazooka cozy	1
	bazookafish bubble gum	74
	beach ball marble	1
	beach glass bead	55
	beach glass necklace	5
	bean burrito	10
	beanbag chair	5
	beard incense	20
	beastly paste	5
	beaten-up Chucks	2
	beautiful soup	1
	beaver spear	5
	bed of coals	18
	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
	beefy fish meat	1
	beer basted brat	5
	beer bomb	50
	beer bong	5
	beer cartilage	10
	beer goggles	5
	beer helmet	11
	beer lens	71
	beer-a-pult	5
	beer-battered accordion	5
	beer-scented teddy bear	5
	beer-soaked mop	85
	beertini	21
	beery blood	21
	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
	begpwnia	5
	beholed bedsheet	1
	beige clambroth marble	1
	Beignet Milgranet	5
	bejeweled accordion strap	5
	bejeweled cufflinks	1
	bejeweled pledge pin	15
	belemnite candy mold	1
	belemnite fossil	1
	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	5
	bellhop bell	5
	bellhop's hat	5
	Belt of Howling Anger	9
	Ben-Gal™ Balm	5
	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
	bent scrap metal	60
	berries of suffering	70
	berry-infused sake	1
	Better Than Cuddling Cake	5
	bezoar ring	1
	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
	BGE merchandise order form	27
	BGE pocket calendar	1
	BGE shotglass	1
	BGE temporary tattoo	1
	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
	bi-lateral logic compressor	5
	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
	big bad voodoo mask	15
	big bass drum	70
	big boom	85
	big bumboozer marble	1
	big bundle of chamoix	15
	Big Candy's tophat	1
	big dribbly candle	5
	big glob of skin	5
	Big Punk	1
	big red button	1
	big red clown nose	100
	big rock	5
	big slimy cyst	15
	big stick	5
	big stirring stick	3
	bigger stick	5
	bilge wine	88
	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	5
	bindlestocking	6
	bird rib	26
	birdbone corset	6
	bishop cookie	2
	Bit O' Ectoplasm	20
	Bit O' Quail Spleen	10
	bit of clingfilm	1
	bit-o-cactus	20
	bite-me-red lipstick	3
	bitter pill	1
	BitterSweetTarts	4
	BittyCar HotCar	1
	BittyCar MeatCar	1
	BittyCar SoulCar	1
	Bjorn's Hammer	5
	black & tan	10
	black belt	10
	black blade	5
	Black Body™ spray	5
	black BRICKO brick	2
	black candy heart	1
	black catseye marble	1
	black cherry soda	5
	black cloak	5
	black cowboy hat	5
	black eye shadow	5
	black eyedrops	1
	black facepaint	5
	black forest cake	40
	black forest ham	10
	black friar's tonsure	5
	black gold	5
	black greaves	5
	black helmet	5
	Black Hole	1
	black kettle drum	8
	black label	15
	black lotus	1
	black magic powder	5
	black mana	2
	Black No. 2	65
	black paisley oyster egg	5
	black pension check	5
	black pepper	20
	black picnic basket	5
	black pixel	255
	black plastic oyster egg	5
	black polka-dot oyster egg	5
	black pudding	5
	black sheepskin diploma	5
	black shield	5
	black snake skin	40
	black snowcone	5
	black spot	1
	black striped oyster egg	5
	black sword	5
	black tear	2
	black velvet box	2
	black-and-blue light	504
	blackberry	10
	blackberry combat boots	5
	blackberry galoshes	10
	blackberry moccasins	5
	blackberry polite	4
	blackberry slippers	5
	Blackfly Chardonnay	21
	blammer	5
	blank diary	1
	blank fudge mold	1
	blank note	1
	blank prescription sheet	5
	Blatantly Canadian	5
	blended frozen swill	5
	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	4
	blind-packed capsule toy	5
	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	5
	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
	blob of acid	50
	blob of Alphredo™	2
	blob of wood glue	5
	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
	Blood 'n' Plenty	12
	blood and blood	5
	blood flower	5
	Blood Light	2
	blood of the Wereseal	5
	blood sausage	1
	blood-faced volleyball	5
	blood-red mushroom wine	1
	bloodied surgical dungarees	2
	bloodstain stick	5
	bloody beer	88
	bloody clown pants	40
	bloody mary	21
	blowdart	50
	blue canary nightlight	2
	blue grass	12
	blue lava globs	5
	blue LavaCo Lamp™	1
	blue mana	2
	blue oyster badge	5
	blue paisley oyster egg	20
	blue pixel	255
	blue pixel potion	5
	blue plasma ball	715
	blue plastic baby	1
	blue plastic oyster egg	5
	blue polka-dot oyster egg	17
	blue potion	80
	blue pumps	1
	blue raspberry troll doll	1
	blue shell	5
	blue snowcone	5
	blue striped oyster egg	150
	blue suede shoes	1
	blue tulip	1
	blue velvet cake	1
	blue-frosted astral cupcake	5
	blundarrrbus	5
	blunt cat claw	5
	blunt icepick	5
	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
	bobcat grenade	5
	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
	Bohemian rhapsody	7
	boilermaker	6
	boilgun	1
	boiling seal blood	5
	Boletus Broletus mushroom	5
	bone abacus	10
	bone and arrows	1
	bone aperitif	1
	bone bandoneon	5
	bone bons	3
	bone chips	206
	bone collar	5
	bone crusher	1
	bone flour	1
	bone flute	15
	bone meal	1
	bone rattle	5
	bone spurs	1
	Bone's Farm "wine"	5
	boneana hammock	1
	bonedanna	1
	bonerang	1
	Bonestabber	2
	boning knife	1
	bonsai tree	5
	booby trap	1
	book of matches	18
	boot knife	1
	BOOterfinger	5
	BOOtonniere	1
	Boots of Twilight Whispers	15
	booty chest charrrm	5
	booty chest charrrm bracelet	5
	booze-soaked cherry	5
	boozebomb	2
	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
	Bordeaux Marteaux	5
	borg sock monkey	5
	boring spaghetti	5
	Boris's key lime	5
	Boris's key lime pie	5
	Boris's ring	19
	borrowed time	5
	Boss Drops	50
	bottle of alcohol	5
	bottle of Amontillado	21
	bottle of antifreeze	32
	bottle of black cat tonic	5
	bottle of Blank-Out	7
	bottle of Bloodweiser	4
	bottle of bubbles	12
	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	5
	bottle of Cochon Noir	1
	bottle of cooking sherry	21
	bottle of Definit	5
	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	5
	bottle of drinkin' gas	5
	bottle of Evermore	21
	bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1
	bottle of fire	50
	bottle of fruity "wine"	2
	bottle of gin	21
	bottle of goofballs	5
	bottle of Greedy Dog	1
	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	5
	bottle of Lambada Lambic	1
	bottle of laundry sherry	5
	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	5
	bottle of lighter fluid	10
	bottle of limeade	12
	bottle of melodramamine	5
	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	49
	bottle of moontan lotion	3
	bottle of Mystic Shell	10
	bottle of norwhiskey	2
	bottle of Old Pugilist	1
	bottle of Ooze-O	1
	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
	bottle of perfume	5
	bottle of Pete's Sake	8
	bottle of Pinot Renoir	5
	bottle of pirate juice	5
	bottle of popskull	21
	bottle of Professor Beer	1
	bottle of Race Car Red	1
	bottle of Rapier Witbier	1
	bottle of realpagne	5
	bottle of Red-Out	5
	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	2
	bottle of rum	21
	bottle of sake	21
	bottle of sewage schnapps	21
	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	5
	bottle of tequila	21
	bottle of ultravitamins	10
	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	5
	bottle of vodka	21
	bottle of whiskey	21
	bottle of wine	21
	bottle opener belt buckle	24
	bottlecap turtle	5
	bottled inspiration	5
	bottled swamp gas	25
	bottoms of the barrel	1
	boulder	32
	bounty-hunting helmet	1
	bounty-hunting pants	1
	bounty-hunting rifle	1
	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
	bow	1
	bow staff	1
	bowl of Bounty-Os	30
	bowl of cottage cheese	250
	bowl of eyeballs	5
	bowl of fishysoisse	6
	bowl of Jeal-O	10
	bowl of lucky charms	10
	bowl of maggots	2
	bowl of marinade	5
	bowl of mummy guts	10
	bowl of petunias	1
	bowl of rye sprouts	5
	Bowl of Scorpions	5
	bowl of topioca	2
	bowlegged pants	1
	bowler	1
	bowling ball	3
	box	137
	box of Dweebs	295
	box of Familiar Jacks	2
	box of hammers	2
	box of hickory chips	1
	box of Pokëmann band-aids	14
	box of sunshine	12
	box turtle	5
	box-in-the-box	5
	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	5
	boxed champagne	5
	boxed wine	21
	boxing glove	2
	boxing glove on a spring	2
	Brain Food Pastaco	1
	brain preservation fluid	1
	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	80
	brains casserole	5
	BRAINS shorts	5
	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
	brainy skull	5
	Bram's choker	2
	brand new key	5
	brass abacus	15
	brass bung spigot	4
	brass crank handle	2
	brass dorsal fin	1
	brass gear	30
	brass stinger	5
	brass turkey knuckles	2
	bread basket	2
	bread line	4
	breadchucks	5
	breaded beer	1
	breadwand	2
	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	5
	breakfast mess	1
	breakfast miracle	1
	breath mint	1
	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
	brick	6
	brick of sand	5
	BRICKO airship	1
	BRICKO bat	2
	BRICKO brick	25
	BRICKO bulwark	10
	BRICKO cathedral	1
	BRICKO egg	1
	BRICKO elephant	2
	BRICKO eye brick	25
	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
	BRICKO hat	2
	BRICKO octopus	2
	BRICKO ooze	10
	BRICKO oyster	2
	BRICKO pants	2
	BRICKO pearl	10
	BRICKO pyramid	1
	BRICKO python	1
	BRICKO reactor	3
	BRICKO stud	5
	BRICKO sword	5
	BRICKO trunk	2
	BRICKO turtle	2
	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
	briefcase	80
	brigand brittle	50
	Bright Water	19
	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	24
	brine	50
	briny vinegar	20
	brittle plastic handle	1
	broberry brogurt	1
	brocolate brogurt	1
	broken beer bottle	2
	broken BRICKO brick	1
	broken carburetor	5
	broken cellular phone	5
	broken clock	5
	broken glass grenade	2
	broken high-temperature mining drill	20
	broken skull	150
	broken sword	5
	broken warbear gyrocopter	1
	bronze breastplate	21
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	bronzed locust	10
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	brown felt tophat	10
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	brown paper pants	10
	brown pixel	255
	brown plastic baby	1
	brown sugar cane	15
	Bruno's blessing of Mars	5
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	BUBBLE GUM	5
	bubble-wrap simulator	5
	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	5
	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	5
	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	5
	bubblegum heart	10
	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	5
	bubblewrap crossbow	5
	bubblewrap ore	115
	bubblewrap staff	5
	bubblewrap sword	5
	bubblin' chemistry solution	1
	bubblin' crude	50
	bubbling tempura batter	3
	bubbly potion	37
	bucket of anniversary lard	1
	bucket of fish juice	10
	bucket of honey	40
	bucket of wine	3
	buckler buckle	75
	buckyball	16
	buffalo blade	5
	buffed alien drugs	1
	bug paste	3
	bugbear beanie	100
	bugbear bungguard	100
	bugbear purification pill	1
	Bugbearclaw Donut	5
	Bulky Buddy Box	5
	bull blubber	5
	bullet-proof corduroys	5
	bum cheek	15
	bumblebee marble	2
	bunch of bananas	5
	bunch of square grapes	100
	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
	bungle in the jungle	5
	bunny liver	5
	buoybottoms	5
	burnt flower	25
	burrowgrub hive	1
	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	5
	bus pass	30
	butterfly knife	20
	Buttery Knob	1
	button rouge	5
	buzzing mushroom wine	1
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	C.H.U.M. chum	6
	C.H.U.M. knife	3
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	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
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	cactus monocle	1
	caipifruta	5
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	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
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	can of Drooling Monk	2
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	can of franks 'n' beans	1
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	can of the cheapest beer	21
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	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	5
	can-you-dig-it?	1
	Candicaine	1
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	candied kobold	15
	candied nuts	6
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	candy stick	1
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	cane-mail pants	1
	cane-mail shirt	1
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	canteen of wine	2
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	capped green lava bottle	1
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	cardboard wakizashi	15
	caret	1
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	carob chunk noodles	20
	carob chunks	20
	carrot cake	5
	carrot claret	5
	carrot juice	5
	carrot nose	5
	carrot-on-a-stick	1
	carton of gaspers	5
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	cast	31
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	celestial olive oil	2
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	Cerebral Crossbow	5
	Cerebral Culottes	5
	chain-mail monokini	5
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	Chakra Libre	1
	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
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	chaos butterfly	224
	chaos popcorn	5
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	cheezburger	5
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	chef-in-the-box	7
	chef-skull-in-the-box	5
	cherry	5
	Cherry Cloaca Cola	32
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	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	5
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	Chester's sunglasses	1
	chewable paper	5
	chewing gum on a string	5
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	choco-Crimbot	1
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	chocolate cigar	2
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	chocolate disco ball	10
	chocolate filthy lucre	14
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	chocolate rabbit's foot	1
	chocolate saucepan	10
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	chocolate turtle totem	10
	chocolate-covered caviar	10
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	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	10
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	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
	chopsticks	30
	Chorale of Companionship	1
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	chorizo taco	56
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	chrome sword hilt	5
	Chroner	1,282
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	chunk of depleted Grimacite	5
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	Climate Colada	1
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	clingfilm slippers	1
	clingfilm tangle	1
	clingfilm trousers	1
	Cloaca Cola Polar	1
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	Cloaca-Cola	24
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	Cloak of Dire Shadows	16
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	clockwork bartender head	5
	clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	5
	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	5
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	clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	5
	clockwork chef-in-the-box	5
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	cog	150
	cog and sprocket assembly	110
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	Comet Pop	25
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	cool mushroom casserole	5
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	cornuthaum	52
	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	5
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	costume sword	5
	cottage	5
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	cotton candy cone	4
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	cotton candy plug	4
	cotton candy skoshe	4
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	crident	5
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
	CRIMBCO lanyard	54
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	Crimbo candied pecan	320
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	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
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	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	10
	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	10
	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	10
	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	10
	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	10
	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	10
	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
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	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	10
	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	10
	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	10
	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	10
	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	45
	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	10
	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	10
	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	45
	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	45
	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	10
	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	10
	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	45
	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	10
	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	10
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	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	10
	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	45
	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	45
	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	10
	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	10
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	crowbarrr	5
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	cuppa Physicali tea	5
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	cuppa Sobrie tea	1
	cuppa Toast tea	1
	cuppa Twen tea	1
	cuppa Uncertain tea	1
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	cuppa Wit tea	1
	cuppa Yet tea	1
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	cursed bottle of rum	5
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	cyborg stompin' boot	2
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	d10	10
	d12	12
	d20	20
	d4	4
	d6	6
	d8	8
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	depleted Grimacite gravy boat	1
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	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
	depleted Grimacite ninja mask	1
	depleted Grimacite shinguards	1
	depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	1
	desiccated apricot	5
	designer handbag	1
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	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	3
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	dew yoana salacious lei	2
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	didgeridooka	7
	Diet Cloaca Cola	24
	digital key lime	5
	digital key lime pie	5
	digital underground potion	3
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	dingy planks	5
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	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	1
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	distressed denim pants	5
	disturbing fanfic	35
	Divine	5
	divine blowout	7
	divine can of silly string	7
	divine champagne flute	7
	divine champagne popper	7
	divine cracker	7
	divine noisemaker	7
	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	54
	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	300
	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	50
	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	5
	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	10
	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	50
	Doc's Miracle Cure	5
	dog ointment	2
	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
	doll house	1
	dollar-sign bag	120
	dollhive	1
	dollop of barbecue sauce	5
	Dolphin King's crown	10
	dolphin whistle	10
	donkey flipbook	1
	dope gangsta bling-bling	10
	dope wheels	5
	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	55
	double barreled barrel gun	2
	double daisy	1
	double-barreled sling	10
	double-ice box	1
	double-ice britches	1
	double-ice cap	1
	double-ice gum	5
	Doublepunchplanter	1
	doubt cannon	1
	dove DNA	1
	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	25
	drab sonata	55
	Drac & Tan	1
	drafty drawers	1
	draggin' ball hat	15
	dragon snaps	105
	dragonfish caviar	1
	Dramatic™ range	10
	dread tarragon	2
	dreadful roast	2
	dreadlock whip	85
	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	20
	Dreadsylvanian cold pocket	1
	Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned	1
	Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy	1
	Dreadsylvanian grimlet	1
	Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	1
	Dreadsylvanian hot toddy	1
	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	1
	Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket	1
	Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple	1
	Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket	1
	Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	1
	dream of a dog	1
	dress pants	10
	dried face	110
	dried gelatinous cube	2
	drinks tray	5
	dripping meat crossbow	5
	dripping meat staff	5
	dripping meat sword	5
	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	3
	droll monocle	4
	drone self-destruct chip	1
	droopy doll eye	10
	drop of water-37	37
	Drowsy Sword	1
	drug cocktail sauce	1
	drum machine	1
	drum of pomade	5
	drum of tommy ammo	5
	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
	Drunken Neurologist	1
	Drunken Philosopher	1
	dry cleaning receipt	2
	dry martini	5
	dry noodles	35
	dry vodka martini	5
	drywall axe	10
	dubious loincloth	1
	dubious peppermint	10
	ducha de oro	5
	duck-on-a-string	6
	duct tape	400
	duct tape buckler	2
	duct tape dockers	1
	duct tape fedora	1
	duct tape shirt	1
	duct tape sword	2
	duct tape wallet	1
	dude ranch souvenir crate	1
	dueling banjo	2
	dueling turtle	2
	dull fish scale	24
	dumb mud	1
	Dump Truck	1
	dungeoneer's dungarees	114
	dungeoneering kit	95
	duonoculars	1
	Duskwalker fangs	15
	Duskwalker syringe	20
	dusty animal cranium	5
	dusty animal jawbone	5
	dusty animal pelvis	5
	dusty animal skull	1
	dusty bottle of Marsala	21
	dusty bottle of Merlot	21
	dusty bottle of Muscat	21
	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	21
	dusty bottle of Port	21
	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	21
	dusty Crimbo crate	1
	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	5
	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	5
	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	5
	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	5
	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	5
	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	5
	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	5
	dusty first caudal vertebra	5
	dusty first cervical vertebra	5
	dusty first lumbar vertebra	5
	dusty first thoracic vertebra	5
	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	5
	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	5
	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	5
	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	5
	dusty left clavicle	5
	dusty left eighth rib	5
	dusty left eleventh rib	5
	dusty left femur	5
	dusty left fibula	5
	dusty left fifth rib	5
	dusty left first front claw	5
	dusty left first rear claw	5
	dusty left first rib	5
	dusty left fourth front claw	5
	dusty left fourth rear claw	5
	dusty left fourth rib	5
	dusty left humerus	5
	dusty left kneecap	5
	dusty left ninth rib	5
	dusty left radius	5
	dusty left scapula	5
	dusty left second front claw	5
	dusty left second rear claw	5
	dusty left second rib	5
	dusty left seventh rib	5
	dusty left sixth rib	5
	dusty left tenth rib	5
	dusty left third front claw	5
	dusty left third rear claw	5
	dusty left third rib	5
	dusty left thumb	5
	dusty left tibia	5
	dusty left twelfth rib	5
	dusty left ulna	5
	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	5
	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	5
	dusty right clavicle	5
	dusty right eighth rib	5
	dusty right eleventh rib	5
	dusty right femur	5
	dusty right fibula	5
	dusty right fifth rib	5
	dusty right first front claw	5
	dusty right first rear claw	5
	dusty right first rib	5
	dusty right fourth front claw	5
	dusty right fourth rear claw	5
	dusty right fourth rib	5
	dusty right humerus	5
	dusty right kneecap	5
	dusty right ninth rib	5
	dusty right radius	5
	dusty right scapula	5
	dusty right second front claw	5
	dusty right second rear claw	5
	dusty right second rib	5
	dusty right seventh rib	5
	dusty right sixth rib	5
	dusty right tenth rib	5
	dusty right third front claw	5
	dusty right third rear claw	5
	dusty right third rib	5
	dusty right thumb	5
	dusty right tibia	5
	dusty right twelfth rib	5
	dusty right ulna	5
	dusty sacral vertebrae	5
	dusty second caudal vertebra	5
	dusty second cervical vertebra	5
	dusty second lumbar vertebra	5
	dusty second thoracic vertebra	5
	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	5
	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	5
	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	5
	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	5
	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	5
	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	5
	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	5
	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	5
	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	5
	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	5
	dusty third caudal vertebra	5
	dusty third cervical vertebra	5
	dusty third lumbar vertebra	5
	dusty third thoracic vertebra	5
	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	5
	dwarf bread	24
	dwarvish magazine	21
	Dweebisol™ inhaler	2
	Dyspepsi grenade	5
	Dyspepsi-Cola	24
	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	5
	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	5
	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	5
	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	5
	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	5
	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	5
	eagle feather	15
	eagle's milk	5
	ear poison	2
	Earring of Fire	2
	Earth and Firewater	1
	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
	easter egg balloon	1
	Eau de Guaneau	5
	eau de mort	1
	Ecto-Cooler	5
	ectoplasm au jus	5
	ectoplasmic orbs	20
	ectoplasmic paste	2
	eel battery	1
	eel sauce	2
	eel skin	1
	eelskin hat	1
	eelskin pants	1
	eelskin shield	1
	eerie fetish	1
	Effermint™ tablets	120
	effervescent potion	55
	effluvious emerald	1
	eggbeater	5
	eggman noodles	1
	eggnog	21
	El Vibrato power sphere	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	4
	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	3
	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	6
	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	9
	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	5
	Elder Turtle Shell	2
	elderly jawbreaker	1
	eldritch dough	50
	electric copperhead potion	5
	electric crutch	2
	electric Kool-Aid	2
	electric snakebite	3
	electrical thingamabob	100
	electronic dulcimer pants	1
	elegant nightstick	2
	elemental paste	2
	elephant stinger	18
	eleven-foot pole	4
	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	5
	elf ploughshare	1
	Elfin shortbread	5
	Elizabeth's paintbrush	2
	Ellsbury's skull	1
	Elmley shades	5
	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
	*elven limbos* gingerbread**	2
	elven cellocello	8
	elven hardtack	70
	elven magi-pack	25
	elven medi-pack	30
	elven moonshine	3
	elven socks	2
	elven squeeze	21
	elven suicide capsule	18
	elven tambourine	1
	elven whittling knife	1
	Elvish delight	10
	embezzler's oil	1
	empty agua de vida bottle	20
	empty blowgun	5
	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	10
	empty lava bottle	2
	empty meat tank	30
	enchanted barbell	10
	enchanted bean	249
	enchanted bean burrito	5
	enchanted brass knuckles	5
	enchanted eyepatch	5
	enchanted fire extinguisher	1
	Enchanted Flyswatter	2
	enchanted handwarmer	11
	enchanted leopard-print barbell	2
	enchanted muesli	50
	Enchanted Plunger	2
	enchanted toothpick	5
	enchantlers	5
	encoder ring	70
	Energy Buzz Pastaco	1
	energy drink IV	5
	ennui-flavored potato chips	760
	enormous belt buckle	5
	enormous hoop earring	5
	Ent cider	5
	enticing mayolus	1
	epic cluster	1
	epic wad	2
	eraser nubbin	10
	escargotsicle	5
	especially salty dog	5
	essential cameraderie	2
	essential soy	2
	essential tofu	2
	eternal car battery	1
	even more tinsel	2
	Event Horizon	1
	Everlasting Deckswabber	4
	Every Day is Like This Sundae	3
	evil golden arch	18
	evil golden arches	8
	evil googly eye	5
	evil teddy bear	5
	evil teddy bear sewing kit	8
	exactly-three-shaped box	2
	exotic jungle fruit	15
	exotic orchid	1
	exotic parrot egg	1
	exotic travel brochure	5
	expensive camera	5
	expensive champagne	1
	expensive cigar	10
	experimental serum G-9	2
	experimental serum P-00	10
	expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
	expired can of franks 'n' beans	1
	exploding hacky-sack	15
	explosion-flavored chewing gum	15
	extra-fancy ring setting	5
	extra-flat panini	5
	extra-greasy slider	1
	extra-heavy BRICKO brick	2
	extra-large palm-frond toupee	5
	extra-potent gremlin mutagen	1
	extra-see-thru nightie	2
	Extra-slimy Slimosa	1
	extra-spicy bloody mary	21
	extra-strength red potion	100
	extra-strength rubber bands	2
	extra-strength strongness elixir	15
	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	32
	eXtreme meat crossbow	5
	eXtreme meat staff	5
	eXtreme meat sword	5
	eXtreme mittens	25
	eXtreme nose ring	5
	eXtreme scarf	24
	extremely skinny jeans	5
	extremely wet T-shirt	5
	eye 'n' horn shampoo	1
	eye of newt	95
	eye of the Tiger-lily	50
	eye-pod	5
	eyebrow lifter	5
	eyedrops of newt	5
	eyedrops of the ermine	5
	eyedrops of the ocelot	5
	eyepatch	15
	f3d0r4	20
	fabric hardener	10
	fabric softener	10
	facehugging alien	2
	facsimile dictionary	5
	faded green protest sign	2
	faded red protest sign	2
	fairy gravy boat	9
	fake blood	31
	fake fake vomit	5
	fake hand	4
	fake plastic grass	10
	false eyelashes	5
	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	5
	fancy ball mask	5
	fancy bath salts	96
	fancy beef jerky	2
	fancy beer bottle	1
	fancy beer label	1
	fancy blue potion	110
	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
	fancy calligraphy pen	5
	fancy canapés	2
	fancy chocolate	3
	fancy chocolate car	7
	fancy dress ball	9
	fancy opera glasses	2
	fancy schmancy cheese sauce	5
	fancy seashell necklace	10
	fancy tin beer can	2
	Fantasma en la Máquina	21
	farfalle bow tie	2
	fat bottom quark	18
	fat loot token	90
	fat stacks of cash	22
	fat wallet	1
	Fauna Libre	5
	FDKOL commendation	9,247
	FDKOL fire hose	1
	FDKOL hotcakes	5
	FDKOL tattoo	1
	fear condenser	1
	felt	10
	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	140
	fermenting powder	40
	ferret bait	45
	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	7
	fertilized ghuol egg	5
	festive holiday hat	1
	festive sausage	2
	festive warbear bank	1
	fetid feather	18
	Fettris	2
	fettucini épines Inconnu	5
	fettucini Inconnu	10
	Feynman gate	5
	fez of etymology	5
	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
	fiery wing	10
	figurine of a cute baby seal	100
	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	150
	figurine of an armored seal	50
	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	65
	filet of The Fish	1
	filigreed hamethyst earring	5
	filigreed hamethyst necklace	5
	filigreed hamethyst ring	5
	filth-encrusted futon	18
	filthy armor	3
	filthy child leash	10
	filthy corduroys	25
	filthy hippy poncho	5
	filthy knitted dread sack	10
	filthy lucre	1,270
	filthy monkey head	5
	filthy pestle	5
	filthy poultice	5
	fin-bit wax	1
	fine aged cheddarwurst	55
	fine wine	5
	finger cuffs	20
	finger cymbals	10
	finger exerciser	25
	fire	5
	fire axe	1
	fire flower	5
	fire hose	1
	fire of unknown origin	10
	fire poi	5
	fireball	18
	firebomb	10
	fireclutch	1
	fireman's helmet	1
	fireman's lunch	1
	fireproof megaphone	20
	Firewater	1
	first-aid pouch	5
	fish bazooka	1
	fish juice box	2
	fish scimitar	1
	fish stick	1
	fish stick cozy	1
	fish-liver oil	17
	fishbone belt	1
	fishbone bracers	1
	fishbone catcher's mitt	1
	fishbone corset	1
	fishbone facemask	1
	fishbone fins	1
	fishbone kneepads	1
	fishy fish	5
	fishy fish casserole	5
	fishy fish lasagna	5
	fishy paste	5
	fishy wand	1
	fitness wristband	1
	Fitspiration™ poster	5
	Five Second Energy™	2
	fixed-gear bicycle	5
	fizzing spore pod	10
	fizzy potion	5
	flamin' bindle	5
	Flamin' Whatshisname	2
	Flaming Caipiranha	1
	flaming cardboard sword	8
	flaming crutch	8
	flaming feather	18
	flaming glowsticks	5
	Flaming Knob	1
	Flaming Mohobo	5
	flaming mushroom	8
	flaming mushroom wine	5
	flaming nose	2
	Flaming Sazerorc	1
	flaming sword	18
	flaming talons	8
	flamingo mallet	1
	Flan in the Moon	5
	flange	14
	flaregun	20
	flashy pirate dreadlocks	10
	flask flops	15
	flask of Amontillado	5
	flask of baconstone juice	5
	flask of embalming fluid	2
	flask of Gnomochloric acid	5
	flask of hamethyst juice	5
	flask of mining oil	5
	flask of porquoise juice	5
	flask of rainwater	5
	flask of tainted mining oil	190
	Flaskfull of Hollow	1
	flat cider	1
	flat dough	30
	flat mushroom wine	5
	flavored foot massage oil	300
	flavorless gruel	22
	flayed mind	50
	fleetwood chain	62
	fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	2
	fleetwood macaroni	15
	flickering pixel	1
	flimsy clipboard	100
	flirtatious feather	20
	floaty gravel	1
	floaty inverse geode	1
	floaty pebbles	1
	floaty rock	1
	floaty rock helmet	1
	floaty rock necklace	1
	floaty rock pants	1
	floaty sand	100
	floorboard cruft	65
	floral print shirt	5
	floral-print skirt	5
	flower petal pie	5
	flowing hippy skirt	5
	fluid of fudge-finding	2
	fluorescent lightbulb	5
	flute of flat champagne	5
	Flying Caipiranha	1
	flypaper staff	5
	flytrap bezoar	1
	flytrap pellet	1
	foam dart	14
	foam noodle	6
	foetid seal tear	30
	Fog Murderer	21
	foggy glass globe	1
	foie gras	5
	folder (barbarian)	1
	folder (blue)	5
	folder (catfish)	1
	folder (cyan)	1
	folder (D-Team)	1
	folder (dancing dolphins)	2
	folder (Ex-Files)	1
	folder (green)	5
	folder (heavy metal)	5
	folder (holographic fractal)	1
	folder (Jackass Plumber)	1
	folder (Knight Writer)	1
	folder (KOLHS)	1
	folder (magenta)	1
	folder (owl)	5
	folder (rainbow unicorn)	1
	folder (red)	5
	folder (Seawolf)	1
	folder (skull and crossbones)	1
	folder (smiley face)	1
	folder (space skeleton)	1
	folder (sports car)	5
	folder (sportsballs)	5
	folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	5
	folder (tranquil landscape)	1
	folder (wizard)	1
	folder (Yedi)	5
	folder (yellow)	1
	foolscap fool's cap	10
	foon	5
	foon of fearfulness	5
	foon of fleshiness	5
	foon of foulness	5
	foon of frigidity	5
	foon of fulmination	5
	foot-long hot daub	1
	football helmet	5
	forbidden danish	2
	forbidden sausage	3
	forest spirit rattle	2
	forest tears	5
	fortune cookie	150
	fossilized baboon skull	1
	fossilized bat skull	1
	fossilized demon skull	1
	fossilized limb	10
	fossilized serpent skull	1
	fossilized spider skull	1
	fossilized spike	5
	fossilized spine	1
	fossilized torso	5
	fossilized wing	7
	fossilized wyrm skull	1
	fountain 'soda'	5
	fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	1
	Frankly Mr. Shank	3
	Frat Army FGF	5
	frat brats	5
	frayed rope belt	11
	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	5
	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	1
	freezerburned ice cube	6
	freezin' bindle	2
	French bronilla brogurt	1
	French slippers	1
	french-fry grabber	1
	freshwater fishbone	11
	freshwater pearl necklace	10
	fricasseed brains	5
	Friendliness Beverage	35
	Friendly Turkey	1
	frightful feather	18
	frigid air mattress	32
	frigid fudgepuck	22
	frigid hankyū	32
	frigid mote	1
	frigid ninja stars	32
	frilly shirt	10
	frilly skirt	30
	frog lip-print	5
	Frogade	5
	Fromage Pinotage	2
	frost flower	1
	Frost™ brand sword	5
	frostbite-flavored Hob-O	3
	frosty halo	5
	Frosty's arm	1
	Frosty's carrot	3
	Frosty's frosty mug	1
	Frosty's nailbat	1
	Frosty's old silk hat	1
	Frosty's snowball sack	1
	Frown Exerciser	1
	frozen banquet	6
	frozen danish	2
	frozen feather	32
	frozen Mob Penguin	5
	frozen mushroom	32
	frozen nunchaku	32
	frozen shampoo-conditioner	32
	frozen turtle shell	2
	fruit basket	5
	fruit bowl	5
	fruitcake	10
	fruitfilm	15
	fruity girl swill	5
	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	3
	frying brainpan	1
	Fu Manchu Wax	2
	fudge bunny	1
	fudge cube	1
	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	9
	fudge lily	20
	fudge pocket square	1
	fudge spork	1
	fudge-shaped hole in space-time	5
	fudgecule	1,000
	fudgecycle	1
	fudgesicle	12
	Fudgie Roll	2
	full lava bottle	1
	full meat tank	19
	fumble formula	1
	Fun-Guy spore	2
	funhouse mirror	5
	funky brass fez	5
	funky dried mushroom	20
	funky eyepatch	25
	funky junk key	2
	funny bone	3
	furniture dolly	42
	furry fur	95
	furry green earmuffs	5
	furry green turtle	5
	furry halo	10
	furry kilt	5
	furry pants	60
	furry skirt	5
	fusilli marrownarrow	10
	fusillocybin	2
	future drug: Coolscaline	2
	future drug: Muscularactum	2
	future drug: Smartinex	2
	fuzzbump	21
	Fuzzby	1
	fuzzy busby	1
	fuzzy dice	2
	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
	ga-ga radio	5
	Gaia beads	5
	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
	Game Grid ticket	50
	Game Grid token	5
	Game Grid valued membership card	1
	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	5
	gamer slurry	5
	gamma nog	2
	ganger bandana	1
	garbage juice slurpee	10
	garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	3
	garish pinky ring	2
	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
	gas balloon	10
	gator skin	35
	gatorskin umbrella	1
	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	15
	gauze garter	5
	gauze hammock	3
	gauze shorts	5
	gazely stare	2
	gazing shoes	5
	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	5
	Gearhead Goo	5
	gelatinous meat mass	2
	Genalen™ Bottle	100
	Gene Tonic: Beast	5
	Gene Tonic: Constellation	1
	Gene Tonic: Construct	2
	Gene Tonic: Demon	1
	Gene Tonic: Dude	2
	Gene Tonic: Elemental	2
	Gene Tonic: Elf	2
	Gene Tonic: Fish	2
	Gene Tonic: Goblin	1
	Gene Tonic: Hippy	1
	Gene Tonic: Hobo	2
	Gene Tonic: Horror	2
	Gene Tonic: Humanoid	2
	Gene Tonic: Insect	2
	Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	2
	Gene Tonic: Orc	2
	Gene Tonic: Penguin	2
	Gene Tonic: Pirate	2
	Gene Tonic: Plant	2
	Gene Tonic: Slime	2
	Gene Tonic: Undead	5
	Gene Tonic: Weird	5
	General Assembly Module	3
	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
	generic healing potion	10
	generic mana potion	10
	generic restorative potion	10
	Gets-You-Drunk	1
	ghast iron cleaver	2
	ghast iron codpiece	2
	ghast iron Garibaldi	2
	ghast iron heater shield	2
	ghast iron ingot	2
	ghost accordion	2
	ghost beer	2
	ghost cucumber	70
	Ghost Dog Chow	5
	ghost key	2
	ghost of a necklace	1
	ghost pepper	3
	ghost pickle on a stick	5
	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
	ghost protocol	2
	ghost thread	1
	ghost toga	1
	ghost trap	5
	ghostly body paint	10
	ghostly dagger	5
	ghostly pickling solution	5
	ghuol ears	120
	ghuol egg	5
	ghuol egg quiche	5
	ghuol guolash	18
	ghuol-ear kabob	5
	giant artisanal rice peeler	10
	giant book of ancient carols	5
	giant breath mint	4
	giant cactus quill	25
	giant candy cane	2
	giant cheesestick	5
	giant clay ashtray	1
	giant designer sunglasses	10
	giant discarded bottlecap	5
	giant discarded plastic fork	5
	giant discarded torn-up glove	5
	giant driftwood sculpture	5
	giant fishhook	1
	giant foam finger	5
	giant giant moth dust	6
	giant glass of brandy	1
	giant grain of protein powder	10
	giant green gummi bear	2
	giant green gummi ingot	2
	giant gym membership card	7
	giant heirloom grape tomato	8
	giant jar of protein powder	13
	giant marshmallow	5
	giant motorcycle boots	20
	giant moxie weed	20
	giant neckbeard	5
	giant needle	15
	giant pearl	2
	giant penguin keychain	3
	giant pinky ring	25
	giant red gummi bear	2
	giant red gummi ingot	2
	giant safety pin	8
	giant shrimp fork	5
	giant spider leg	3
	giant stuffed bugbear	1
	giant tube of black lipstick	50
	giant turkey leg	7
	giant yellow gummi bear	2
	giant yellow gummi ingot	2
	giant yellow hat	10
	gibson	5
	gift card	1
	gift-a-pult	5
	gilded ancient cursed chest	1
	gilded ancient cursed key	1
	gilded BRICKO brick	1
	gilded lily	1
	gill rings	2
	gilt perfume bottle	20
	gimlet	5
	gin and tonic	5
	Gin Mint	2
	gin-soaked blotter paper	5
	ginger snaps	2
	gingerbread bugbear	5
	gingerbread horror	1
	gingerbread house	1
	gingerbread mutant bugbear	1
	gingerbread robot	1
	gingham blouse	5
	ginormous pumpkin	1
	giraffe-necked turtle	45
	glacial clock	5
	glacial sapphire	1
	gladiator tunica	5
	glark cable	20
	glass gnoll eye	1
	glass of baboon milk	65
	glass of bourbon	2
	glass of gnat milk	2
	glass of goat's milk	75
	glass of herbal tequila	10
	glass of warm milk	2
	glass of warm water	2
	glimmering buzzard feather	1
	glimmering great tit feather	1
	glimmering penguin feather	1
	glimmering phoenix feather	1
	glimmering raven feather	3
	glimmering roc feather	1
	glistening fish meat	1
	glistening staff	10
	glittery mascara	10
	Glo-Pop	10
	glob of Blank-Out	1
	glob of cream cheese	20
	glob of enchanted icing	5
	glob of green slime	5
	glob of spoiled mayo	23
	globe of Deep Sauce	1
	gloomy mushroom wine	5
	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
	glow-in-the-dark necklace	75
	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
	glowing esca	1
	glowing fungus	5
	glowing New Age crystal	5
	glowing red eye	99
	glowing spore pod	5
	glowing syringe	2
	gnashing teeth	1
	gnat lasagna	5
	gnatloaf	5
	gnatloaf casserole	5
	gnatwing	20
	gnatwing earring	10
	gnauga hide	5
	gnauga hide buckler	5
	gnauga hide chaps	5
	gnauga hide kilt	5
	gnauga hide skirt	5
	gnauga hide vest	5
	gnauga hide whip	5
	gnawed-up dog bone	1
	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	5
	gnoll lips	120
	gnoll teeth	110
	gnoll-tooth necklace	5
	Gnollish autoplunger	5
	Gnollish casserole dish	5
	Gnollish Crossdress	2
	Gnollish flyswatter	55
	Gnollish pie server	280
	Gnollish pie tin	46
	Gnollish plunger	112
	Gnollish slotted spoon	100
	Gnollish toolbox	175
	Gnomish toolbox	5
	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	5
	go-go potion	10
	Go-Wassail	9
	goat	5
	goat beard	26
	goat cheese	275
	goat cheese pizza	25
	goat cheese taco	40
	goatskin umbrella	10
	gob of wet hair	85
	goblin autoblowgun	35
	goblin hunting spear	35
	goblin paste	2
	goblin water	1
	gold Boozehounds Anonymous token	3
	gold crown	110
	gold lamé pants	5
	gold nuggets	10
	gold star	130
	gold tooth	2
	gold toothbrush	50
	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	21
	golden banana	1
	Golden Kokomo Resort Chip	1
	Golden Light	3
	Golden Mean	2
	golden plastic oyster egg	2
	golden ring	5
	golden twig	5
	Good 'n' Slimy	8
	good ash	1
	good brain	25
	good gravy	2
	gooey lava globs	15
	gooey paste	2
	goofily-plumed helmet	5
	googly eye	5
	googly-ball hat	1
	googly-heart hat	1
	googly-star hat	1
	Gordon Bennett	6
	goth kid t-shirt	5
	GOTO	20
	goulauncher	5
	gourmet gourami oil	15
	government	2
	government cheese	5
	government-issue identification badge	1
	government-issued night-vision goggles	1
	gr8ps	125
	grandfather watch	1
	grape troll doll	1
	grapefruit	35
	grapes	90
	grass blade	5
	grass clippings	10
	grass hat	5
	grass skirt	5
	grass whistle	2
	Grasshopper	1
	grassy cutlass	15
	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
	Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	1
	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	1
	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	1
	grave robbing shovel	5
	graveyard snowglobe	5
	gray bow tie	1
	grease gun	5
	grease trap	5
	greasy paste	2
	great big capacitor	30
	Great Older Fashioned	2
	Greaves of the Murk Lord	13
	green balloon	5
	green beer	6
	green BRICKO brick	2
	Green Burlap	2
	green candy heart	10
	green cloth cap	5
	green drunki-bear	2
	green eggnog	1
	green face paint	1
	Green Giant	5
	green gummi ingot	2
	green hamhock	2
	green lava globs	1
	green LavaCo Lamp™	1
	green mana	2
	Green Manalishi	21
	Green Muslin	1
	green peawee marble	20
	green pixel	255
	green pixel potion	225
	green pixie spog	5
	green smoke bomb	10
	green snowcone	5
	Green Velvet	1
	green-frosted astral cupcake	5
	gremlin juice	30
	gremlin mutagen	1
	grey cube	2
	Grey Guanon	2
	grilled cheese sandwich	1
	Grim Brothers' story book	1
	grim fairy tale	2
	grimstone galoshes	1
	grimstone mask	5
	grimy lab coat	5
	grinning turtle	1
	grip key	2
	grisly shell fragment	5
	grody jug	5
	grog	21
	grogpagne	20
	Groll doll	5
	groose grease	2
	groovy prism necklace	1
	groping claw	1
	grouchy restless spirit	125
	grouper fangirl	1
	groupie bra	1
	groupie lipstick	20
	groupie spangles	1
	grumpy old man charrrm	30
	grumpy old man charrrm bracelet	3
	grungy bandana	15
	grungy flannel shirt	5
	guancertina	5
	guano coffee cup	85
	guard turtle collar	29
	guard turtle shell	19
	guitar pick	43
	gummi ammonite	1
	gummi belemnite	1
	gummi bowtie	2
	gummi canary	5
	gummi fang	5
	gummi salamander	5
	gummi snake	5
	gummi sword	2
	gummi trilobite	1
	gummi turtle	9
	Gummi-DNA	2
	Gummi-Gnauga	5
	Gummy Brains	10
	gun cleaning kit	2
	gunky chicken	3
	gunpowder burrito	2
	guts necklace	2
	guy made of bee pollen	2
	gym membership card	5
	gym shorts	3
	Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	2
	gyroscope	5
	haggis socks	5
	haggis-infused soap	20
	haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	1
	hair of the calf	5
	hair of the fish	4
	hair oil	20
	hair spray	225
	Hairpiece On Fire	1
	hairy staff	5
	Half a Purse	3
	half of a gold tooth	10
	half-baked potion	100
	half-empty carton of milk	10
	half-height unicycle	2
	half-melted spoon	5
	half-orchid	5
	half-rotten brain	21
	half-size scalpel	1
	half-sized guitar	30
	halfberd	21
	halibut	3
	ham steak	3
	hamburger	105
	hamethyst	5
	hamethyst bracelet	5
	hamethyst earring	5
	hamethyst necklace	5
	hamethyst ring	5
	hamlet sandwich	2
	hammerus	10
	hand grenegg	1
	Hand in Glove	3
	hand of cards	5
	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	3
	handful of barley	5
	handful of bees	1
	handful of confetti	1
	handful of crafty noodles	1
	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	8
	handful of drink tickets	5
	handful of fire	20
	handful of hand chalk	43
	handful of honey	5
	handful of Laughing Willow bark	3
	handful of moss	5
	handful of napalm	2
	handful of numbers	1
	handful of nuts and berries	140
	handful of pine needles	275
	handful of sand	105
	handful of sawdust	24
	handful of Smithereens	5
	handful of stubble	5
	handful of tips	5
	handful of walnuts	17
	handmade hobby horse	1
	Handsome Devil	3
	handsomeness potion	25
	handyman "hand soap"	5
	happiness	20
	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
	hard spore pod	2
	hardened slime belt	4
	hardened slime hat	3
	hardened slime pants	5
	hardware upgrade	5
	hare brush	1
	harem girl t-shirt	5
	Hatorade	5
	haunted battery	5
	haunted flame	1
	haunted paddle-ball	5
	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	10
	hawk	5
	hawkface potion	5
	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	5
	Haymaker	2
	head mirror	1
	headhunter necktie	14
	heart necklace	7
	heart of dark chocolate	1
	heart of rock and roll	5
	heart of the volcano	1
	heart-shaped balloon	4
	heat-resistant gloves	10
	heat-resistant necktie	10
	heat-resistant sheet metal	10
	heavy crown	5
	heavy D	152
	heavy duty umbrella	1
	heavy hot sauce	5
	heavy leather-bound tome	2
	heavy metal sonata	9
	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	15
	heavy necklace chain	5
	heavy-duty clipboard	10
	heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	2
	hedgeturtle	5
	Hell broth	5
	Hell ramen	5
	hellion cube	28
	hellseal claw	218
	hellseal whisker	333
	Helm of the Scream Emperor	11
	helm of the white knight	1
	helmet recipe	12
	helmet turtle	1,325
	Helvella Haemophilia mushroom	1
	hemp candy necklace	3
	hemp net	5
	hemp string	5
	henna face paint	10
	henna tattoo	10
	hep waders	3
	herb brownies	14
	herbal stuffing	15
	herbs	35
	hermit factoid	5
	hermit permit	5
	Herring Daiquiri	1
	Herring Wallbanger	1
	herringcello	18
	Herringtini	1
	Hersey™ SMOOCH	2
	hi-density nylocite leg armor	1
	hi-octane carrot juice	1
	hideous egg	1
	high-calorie sugar substitute	5
	high-energy mining laser	10
	high-pressure seltzer bottle	3
	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	5
	high-temperature mining mask	5
	Highest Bitter	2
	hill of beans	250
	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	5
	hippo skin buckler	5
	hippo whip	5
	hippopotamus kilt	5
	hippopotamus pants	5
	hippopotamus skin	5
	hippopotamus skirt	5
	hipposkin poncho	15
	Hippy Army MPE	10
	hippy bongo	25
	hippy herbal tea	80
	hippy medical kit	20
	hippy paste	5
	hippy protest button	10
	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
	hobo code binder	1
	hobo dungarees	1
	hobo fortress blueprints	2
	hobo monkey	1
	hobo nickel	1,296
	hobo paste	5
	hobo stogie	1
	Hodgman's almanac	2
	Hodgman's blanket	8
	Hodgman's bow tie	2
	Hodgman's harmonica	2
	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	2
	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	2
	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	2
	Hodgman's metal detector	1
	Hodgman's porkpie hat	1
	holiday cheese log	2
	Holiday Fun!	1
	holiday log	1
	holistic headache remedy	50
	Hollandaise helmet	1,240
	holly-flavored Hob-O	3
	holo-bomber	1
	holo-platoon	1
	holo-tank	1
	holy bomb, batman	5
	home robotics kit	5
	homemade robot	1
	homemade robot gear	1
	homeopathic healing powder	5
	homeopathic mint tea	2
	honey dipper	1
	honey mead	2
	honey stick	1
	honey-dew	5
	honey-dipped locust	5
	honeybritches	1
	honeycap	1
	honeypot	2
	hopping socks	12
	horizontal tango	21
	hors d'oeuvre tray	10
	Hot 'n' Scarys	2
	hot and sour sauce	5
	hot ashes	5
	hot buttered roll	5
	hot cluster	1
	hot clusterbomb	1
	hot coal	25
	hot cross bow	5
	hot date	30
	hot daub	1
	hot daub bun	1
	hot daub stand	1
	hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	3
	hot egg	1
	hot hi mein	6
	hot katana blade	61
	hot mint schnocolate	2
	hot nuggets	10
	hot pink lipstick	5
	hot plate	18
	hot powder	10
	hot spore pod	5
	hot stuffing	5
	hot wad	17
	hot wing	100
	hotel minibar key	5
	hothammer	1
	house of twigs and spit	1
	hovering sombrero	5
	How to Avoid Scams	25
	How to Play Othello	5
	huge bowl of candy	10
	huge gold coin	231
	huge mosquito proboscis	10
	huge pumpkin	1
	huge spoon	10
	Humanitini	1
	humble pie	2
	Hundred Headed IPA	6
	Hunger™ Sauce	1
	hustler shades	5
	hyperbolic plasma focuser	5
	hypodermic needle	5
	ice cream sandwich	2
	ice harvest	32
	ice hotel bell	5
	ice house	1
	Ice Island Long Tea	2
	ice porter	21
	ice skate decoy	1
	ice skate doll	32
	ice stein	10
	ice wine	1
	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
	ice-cold Cloaca Zero	5
	ice-cold fotie	40
	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	24
	ice-cold six-pack	24
	ice-cold Willer	24
	Iceberglar scarf	5
	iced plum wine	1
	iced-out bling	5
	icicle katana	5
	icy hairspray	2
	icy katana hilt	32
	icy mushroom wine	5
	icy-hot katana	32
	igloo pie	10
	iGoogly	5
	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	10
	Iiti Kitty phone charm	5
	illegal firecracker	17
	illicit fish sauce	2
	Illuminati earpiece	5
	imitation crab crate	1
	imitation crab meat	10
	imitation crab zoea	1
	imitation nice watch	1
	imitation whetstone	1
	imitation White Russian	50
	immense ballet shoes	1
	immense cyborg hand	3
	imp air	3
	Imp Ale	5
	imp unity ring	18
	impure gasoline	17
	incense bath ball	1
	incredible pizza	2
	incredibly creepy marionette	5
	indescribably horrible paste	2
	industrial strength anti-fungal spray	1
	industrial strength starch	15
	inert sludgepuppy	1
	infernal fife	18
	infernal insoles	5
	infernal toilet brush	1
	inflatable baseball bat	1
	inflatable duck	3
	ingot turtle	2
	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
	initiative shawarma	2
	ink bladder	13
	inkwell	15
	inky squid sauce	10
	Inndya trading card	5
	innuendo	5
	insane tophat	1
	insanely spicy bean burrito	20
	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	5
	insanely spicy jumping bean burrito	5
	Instant Karma	1
	insulated gold wire	1
	interesting-looking twig	4
	Interview With You (a Vampire)	5
	intimidating coiffure	1
	intricate clockwork big hand	1
	intricate clockwork birdhouse	1
	intricate clockwork cuckoo	1
	intricate clockwork disc	1
	intricate clockwork egg	2
	intricate clockwork little hand	1
	intricate clockwork numeral I	1
	intricate clockwork numeral II	1
	intricate clockwork numeral III	1
	intricate clockwork numeral IV	1
	intricate clockwork numeral IX	1
	intricate clockwork numeral V	1
	intricate clockwork numeral VI	1
	intricate clockwork numeral VII	1
	intricate clockwork numeral VIII	1
	intricate clockwork numeral X	1
	intricate clockwork numeral XI	1
	intricate clockwork numeral XII	1
	intriguing puzzle box	2
	invisibility cream	5
	invisibility potion	5
	invisible bag	2
	invisible potion	1
	ion grid	5
	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	5
	irate sombrero	45
	Irish Coffee, English Heart	3
	iron chain	1
	iron dagger	2
	iron helmet	10
	iron pasta spoon	15
	ironic battle spoon	5
	ironic jogging shorts	5
	ironic knit cap	1
	ironic mint	5
	ironic moustache	10
	ironic oversized sunglasses	5
	irradiated candy cane	1
	irradiated pet snacks	1
	irradiated turtle	37
	irresistibility potion	10
	irritability potion	10
	isotophat	1
	ivory cue ball	1
	jabañero pepper	5
	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	50
	jack flapper	5
	Jack-in-the-box	4
	Jack-O-Lantern beer	5
	Jackass Plumber home game	1
	Jackhammer	1
	Jacob's rung	2
	jagged scrap metal	8
	jagged tooth	1
	jalapeño slices	2
	jam band	5
	jamfish jam	3
	janglin' bones	50
	jangly bracelet	5
	janitor sponge	5
	janitor's mop	2
	jar full of wind	20
	jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	10
	jar of anniversary jam	1
	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
	jar of psychoses (Jick)	1
	jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	1
	jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	1
	jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	1
	jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	1
	jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	2
	jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	2
	jar of squeeze	6
	jar of swamp gas	5
	jar of swamp honey	10
	Jarlsberg's earring	14
	Jarlsberg's key lime	5
	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	5
	jaunty feather	5
	java cookie	9
	jawbruiser	1
	Jawmaster 2000™	1
	jazz soap	5
	jazzy cigarette holder	20
	Jefferson wings	5
	jellyfish gel	8
	Jerks' Health™ Magazine	2
	jerky coins	12
	jet bennie marble	5
	jigsaw blade	25
	jingle bell	1
	jingling spore pod	2
	jive turkey leg	26
	Jolly Roger charrrm	40
	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	25
	joybuzzer	150
	jug of "wine"	5
	jug of baconstone juice	5
	jug of Gnomochloric acid	5
	jug of hamethyst juice	5
	jug of porquoise juice	5
	jug-o-magicalness	5
	juggling ball	2
	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	5
	jumbo olive	10
	jumping bean burrito	5
	jumping bean taco	5
	jungle drum	30
	jungle floor wax	12
	Jungle Juice	3
	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
	juniper berries	5
	junk band	2
	junk food	1
	junk trunks	1
	junk yard	1
	Junk-Bond	1
	junk-mail shirt	2
	kamicorpse-ee	1
	karma shawarma	1
	Kashmir sweater	1
	keel-haulin' knife	5
	keg shield	10
	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	5
	Kentucky-fried meat staff	5
	Kentucky-fried meat sword	5
	Kentucky-style derby	5
	ketchup	15
	ketchup hound	5
	Kevlar balloon	1
	kevlateflocite helmet	1
	khaki duffel bag	1
	kick-ass kicks	5
	kickback cookbook	5
	killer rag doll	5
	killing feather	5
	killing jar	10
	king cookie	5
	Kiss the Knob apron	5
	Kissin' Cousins	4
	kite	12
	kitty sheet music	1
	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
	kiwi	19
	kiwi beak	20
	kneecapping stick	5
	knight cookie	3
	knob bugle	90
	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	50
	Knob Goblin elite helm	50
	Knob Goblin elite pants	24
	Knob Goblin elite polearm	24
	Knob Goblin elite shirt	40
	Knob Goblin eyedrops	5
	Knob Goblin firecracker	180
	Knob Goblin harem pants	24
	Knob Goblin harem veil	5
	Knob Goblin learning pill	5
	Knob Goblin love potion	169
	Knob Goblin lunchbox	15
	Knob Goblin melon baller	15
	Knob Goblin Mutagen	20
	Knob Goblin nasal spray	21
	Knob Goblin pants	330
	Knob Goblin perfume	19
	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	10
	Knob Goblin scimitar	480
	Knob Goblin seltzer	260
	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	5
	Knob Goblin spatula	80
	Knob Goblin steroids	25
	Knob Goblin stink bomb	5
	Knob Goblin superseltzer	81
	Knob Goblin tongs	340
	Knob Goblin Uberpants	5
	Knob Goblin visor	45
	Knob jelly donut	10
	knob ka-bobs	5
	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	5
	Knob lo mein	5
	Knob mushroom	10
	knob mushroom wine	5
	Knob nuts	7
	Knob pasty	5
	Knob sausage	5
	Knob sausage stir-fry	5
	Knob shroomkabob	5
	Knob stir-fry	5
	Knob stroganoff	5
	Knob stuffed shells	5
	knobby helmet turtle	5
	knobby kneepads	5
	Knoll lo mein	5
	Knoll mushroom	125
	knoll mushroom wine	5
	Knoll shroomkabob	30
	Knoll stir-fry	5
	knuckle sandwich	4
	kobold kibble	10
	kobold treasure hoard	1
	Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	2
	Kokomo Resort Chip	5
	Kokomo Resort Order Pad	25
	Kokomo Resort Pass	2
	kumquartz	2
	kumquartz ring	2
	kumquat	5
	kumquat supersucker	2
	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	21
	ladle of mystery	5
	large box	45
	large cocoa eggshell fragment	99
	large tankard of ale	2
	LARP membership card	1
	Lars the Cyberian	1
	laser cannon	1
	laser targeting chip	1
	laser-broiled pear	11
	lava cake	10
	Lava Miner's Daughter	1
	lava-proof pants	10
	LavaCo™ Lamp housing	1
	lavawater	21
	lavender candy heart	5
	lavender paisley oyster egg	5
	lavender plastic oyster egg	5
	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	5
	lavender striped oyster egg	5
	law-abiding citizen cane	7
	lawnmower blade	20
	Lazybones™ recliner	2
	LCD game: Burger Belt	5
	LCD game: Food Eater	5
	LCD game: Garbage River	5
	lead collar	2
	lead necklace	70
	lead yo-yo	5
	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
	leaf	5
	leaf of grass	9
	leaflet	10
	leather aviator's cap	1
	leather bookmark	5
	leather chaps	5
	leather glove	20
	leather mask	5
	leathery bat skin	15
	leathery cat skin	15
	leathery rat skin	15
	LED block	5
	leechknife	5
	left half of a heart necklace	1
	leftover canapés	5
	leftover Crimbo rations	1
	leftovers of indeterminate origin	20
	legitimate business on the beach	21
	lemon	750
	lemon meringue pie	50
	lemon popsicle	12
	lemonade marble	10
	Lemonade-235	3
	lemonhead caviar	1
	lemony scales	2
	length of old fuse	2
	length of string	5
	leotarrrd	35
	leprechaun hatchling	5
	less-than-three-shaped box	1
	lesser grodulated violet	5
	Let Me Be!	3
	letterman's jacket	11
	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	5
	lewd playing card	8
	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
	libation of liveliness	5
	libertagliatelle	2
	library card	5
	licorice boa	2
	licorice garrote	4
	licorice root	7
	licorice whip	1
	lifeless meat doll	5
	lihc eye	65
	lihc eye pie	5
	lihc face	5
	limburger biker boots	5
	lime	20
	lime supersucker	2
	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	75
	limp broccoli	5
	line	509
	linguini immondizia bianco	5
	linguini of the sea	2
	linoleum crossbow	15
	linoleum crossbow string	5
	linoleum helmet turtle	5
	linoleum meat stack	5
	linoleum ore	45
	linoleum staff	5
	linoleum stick	5
	linoleum sword	10
	linoleum sword hilt	5
	lint	4
	lion oil	19
	liquid bread	2
	liquid ice	1
	liquid ice pack	5
	liquid rhinestones	1
	liquid shifting time weirdness	2
	liquid smoke	3
	little black book	5
	Little Crimson Book	2
	little paper umbrella	45
	little parachute guy	20
	little red .epub file	5
	little red book	1
	little red jam	5
	little round pebble	30
	little wooden mannequin	2
	live lobster	1
	live nautical mine	1
	live wire	2
	liver and let pie	65
	liver popsicle	12
	llama lama gong	1
	loaded serum blowgun	5
	loadstone	5
	loaf of alien bread	1
	loaf of soda bread	20
	loafers	2
	loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	5
	Lobos Mints	2
	*Lobster qua* Grill**	1
	Lockenstock™ sandals	5
	Locust	1
	logging hatchet	1
	logic synthesizer	5
	lollipop cufflinks	1
	Lollipop Drop	2
	lollipop stick	30
	long pork	25
	long pork casserole	5
	long pork chop sandwiches	5
	long pork lasagna	5
	long skinny balloon	60
	long-forgotten necklace	2
	long-stemmed rose	1
	longhaired hippy wig	4
	loose purse strings	50
	loose teeth	810
	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	30
	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	1
	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	1
	los chinos	80
	lost key	3
	lotion of coldness	10
	lotion of hotness	10
	lotion of sleaziness	10
	lotion of spookiness	10
	lotion of stench	10
	Louder Than Bomb	3
	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	150
	love song of disturbing obsession	1
	love song of icy revenge	1
	love song of naughty innuendo	2
	love song of smoldering passion	2
	love song of sugary cuteness	2
	love song of vague ambiguity	2
	lovecat tail	5
	low-budget shield	14
	lowercase N	125
	lucky ball-and-chain	5
	lucky bottlecap	7
	lucky cat collar	5
	lucky cat statue	5
	lucky cat's paw	5
	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
	lucky lighter	1
	lucky rabbit's foot	15
	Lucky Surprise Egg	7
	Ludovico Pastaco	1
	lumbering jack	21
	Lumineux Limnio	2
	lump of Brituminous coal	5
	lump of clay	1
	lump of coal	25
	lump of diamond	117
	lump of Saccharine Maple sap	5
	lunar isotope	200
	lupine appetite hormones	1
	lupine sword	5
	lychee chuhai	2
	lynyrd musk	5
	lynyrd skin	40
	lynyrd skinner toothblack	5
	lynyrd snare	50
	lynyrdskin breeches	1
	lynyrdskin cap	1
	lynyrdskin tunic	1
	M-242	100
	Mace of the Tortoise	5
	machetito	10
	macroplane grater	10
	mad scientist's sock monkey	5
	Mad Train wine	21
	madius	3
	Mae West	5
	Mae West with a fly in it	1
	mafia aria	5
	magic dragonfish fry	1
	magic lamp	44
	magic whistle	49
	magical baguette	25
	magical ice cube with a fly in it	24
	magical ice cubes	55
	magicalness-in-a-can	84
	magicberry tablets	2
	magilaser blastercannon	99
	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	5
	magnetic field	1
	magnetic sculpture kit	1
	magnifying glass	5
	magnolia blossom	5
	magnum of fancy champagne	1
	maid head	5
	maiden wig	26
	makeshift cape	5
	makeshift crane	5
	makeshift skirt	5
	makeshift turban	5
	mama's squeezebox	5
	mana curds	17
	mandarina colada	5
	mandarina colada with a fly in it	2
	Manetwich	5
	mangled finger	2
	manly bloomers	10
	mannequin leg	1
	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	1
	many-eyed glasses	20
	maple leaf	5
	maple syrup	5
	margarita	10
	mariachi G-string	10
	mariachi hat	1,330
	mariachi pants	135
	mariachi toothpaste	2
	marine aquamarine	3
	Mariner's Friend cough drops	14
	marionette	5
	marionette collective	1
	Mark I Steam-Hat	10
	Mark II Steam-Hat	5
	Mark III Steam-Hat	5
	Mark IV Steam-Hat	5
	Mark of the Bugbear	1
	Mark of the Ghost	1
	Mark of the Skeleton	1
	Mark of the Vampire	1
	Mark of the Werewolf	1
	Mark of the Zombie	1
	Mark V Steam-Hat	5
	Marquis de Poivre soda	2,350
	marshmallow	200
	marshmallow flambé	1
	martini	10
	Marvin's marvelous pill	1
	marzipan skull	73
	mass of wriggling tentacles	1
	massive gemstone	134
	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	5
	mauve paisley oyster egg	5
	mauve plastic oyster egg	60
	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	5
	mauve striped oyster egg	5
	Maxing, Relaxing	4
	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	11
	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	2
	mayo pump	1
	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	21
	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	5
	meat cowboy hat	5
	Meat detector	5
	meat engine	12
	meat face	5
	meat from yesterday	5
	meat golem	5
	Meat maid	5
	Meat maid body	5
	meat paste	10
	meat shield	10
	meat stack	100
	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	1
	meat vortex	25
	Meat-inflating powder	2
	meatcar model	5
	meatloaf helmet	5
	meatsmithing guide	150
	meatspout staff	5
	meaty helmet turtle	5
	Medical Pastaco	1
	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	200
	medium slimy cyst	5
	megatofu	5
	Meleegra™ pills	46
	melon-infused sake	1
	melted Jell-o shot	21
	memory of a C	15
	memory of a CA base pair	1
	memory of a CG base pair	1
	memory of a CT base pair	1
	memory of a G	15
	memory of a GT base pair	1
	memory of a T	15
	memory of an A	15
	memory of an AG base pair	1
	memory of an AT base pair	1
	memory of some delicious amino acids	90
	menorette	5
	menudo	5
	menudo ravioli	5
	Mer-kin begsign	5
	Mer-kin breastplate	5
	Mer-kin bunwig	5
	Mer-kin cancerstick	5
	Mer-kin cheatsheet	1
	Mer-kin cooljuice	1
	Mer-kin digpick	5
	Mer-kin dragbelt	5
	Mer-kin eyeglasses	5
	Mer-kin fastjuice	2
	Mer-kin finpaddle	5
	Mer-kin fitbrine	5
	Mer-kin foodbucket	5
	Mer-kin gutgirdle	1
	Mer-kin hallpass	1
	Mer-kin healscroll	20
	Mer-kin hidepaint	2
	Mer-kin hookspear	5
	Mer-kin killscroll	1
	Mer-kin lipstick	5
	Mer-kin lunchbox	1
	Mer-kin mouthsoap	1
	Mer-kin paste	2
	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
	Mer-kin prayerbeads	5
	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
	Mer-kin ragejuice	5
	Mer-kin rocksalt	1
	Mer-kin roundshield	5
	Mer-kin saltmint	5
	Mer-kin saltsquid	5
	Mer-kin sawdust	5
	Mer-kin smartjuice	1
	Mer-kin sneakmask	5
	Mer-kin stopwatch	5
	Mer-kin strongjuice	1
	Mer-kin takebag	5
	Mer-kin thingpouch	5
	Mer-kin weaksauce	5
	Mer-kin wordquiz	1
	Mer-kin worktea	1
	mercenary headband	5
	mercenary pistol	1
	mercenary rifle	1
	mermaid's purse	1
	mesh cap	5
	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	2
	metal band T-shirt	25
	metal mandible	5
	metallic A	2,500
	metallic foil bow	1
	metallic foil cat ears	1
	metallic foil radar dish	1
	metrognome	3
	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	14
	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	21
	Microplushie: Bropane	1
	Microplushie: Dorkonide	1
	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	1
	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
	Microplushie: Gothochondria	1
	Microplushie: Hippylase	1
	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
	Microplushie: Hobomosome	1
	Microplushie: Otakulone	1
	Microplushie: Raverdrine	1
	Microplushie: Sororitrate	1
	microwave stogie	1
	mid-level medieval mead	5
	midget clownfish	1
	midriff scrubs	1
	milk of magnesium	9
	Milk Studs	490
	milky potion	85
	mime soul fragment	2
	mimosette	5
	mind flayer corpse	10
	mineapple	5
	miner's helmet	5
	miner's pants	5
	mini-martini	1
	mini-Mr. Accessory	2
	mini-zeppelin	1
	miniature antlers	1
	miniature boiler	1
	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	5
	miniature castagnets	1
	miniature coffin	1
	miniature dormouse	5
	miniature espresso maker	5
	miniature Jacob's ladder	1
	miniature life preserver	1
	miniature power pill	2
	miniature pruning shears	3
	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	1
	Miniborg beeper	1
	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	2
	Miniborg hiveminder	1
	Miniborg laser	1
	Miniborg stomper	3
	Miniborg strangler	1
	MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher	1
	minin' dynamite	1
	miniscule beatbox	2
	Mint Yulep	2
	mint-condition magic wand	5
	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	1
	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	1
	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	1
	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	1
	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	1
	mirrored aviator shades	1
	Miserable Pie	3
	misfit dolly	1
	misfit hobby horse	1
	misfit teddy bear	1
	misshapen animal skeleton	1
	Missing Eye Simulation Device	5
	missing wine	1
	Misty Cape	5
	Misty Cloak	2
	Misty Robe	5
	mixed wildflower greens	5
	Mob Penguin cellular phone	63
	mocking turtle	1
	modern picture frame	1
	Mohawk wig	99
	Mohobo	2
	moist sailor's cap	2
	mojo filter	6
	mole molé	5
	mole skin notebook	5
	molotov cocktail cocktail	5
	molten brick	5
	molten scrap metal	4
	Mon Tiki	10
	monkey barf	5
	monkey wrench	5
	monomolecular yo-yo	34
	Monstar energy beverage	5
	monster bait	5
	monster pants	5
	mood ring	1
	Moon Pie	1
	moon-amber	1
	moonberry wine cooler	21
	Moonds	1
	moonglasses	5
	Moonshine Mohobo	2
	Moonthril Schnapps	2
	moose antlers	5
	moose chocolate	4
	moose thought	5
	Morbidda trading card	6
	More Humanitini than Humanitini	2
	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
	Mornington crescent roll	2
	Mortimer's nostrum	5
	Morto Moreto	2
	mostly rat-hide leggings	1
	mostly-broken sunglasses	25
	mother's little helper	15
	mother's secret recipe	1
	motivational poster	2
	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	15
	Mountain Stream gastrique	5
	Mountain Stream soda	290
	mouse skull	5
	moustache sock	2
	mouth-watering mayolus	1
	moxie magnet	5
	moxie weed	55
	Mr. Haggis	1
	Mr. Joe's bangles	15
	Mr. Mediocrebar	150
	MSG	10
	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	20
	muculent machete	5
	muddy pirate hat	6
	muddy skirt	1
	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
	mugcake	200
	mulberry	1
	mulled berry wine	2
	mulled cider	4
	mullet wig	35
	mummy costume	10
	mummy mask	5
	mummy wrapping	80
	munchies pill	5
	Murderer's Punch	21
	murky potion	130
	Muschat	2
	muscle oil	10
	mushroom fermenting solution	5
	mushroom pizza	120
	musk turtle	5
	Mylar balloon	1
	mylar scout drone	20
	mysterious chemical residue	5
	mysterious present	1
	mysterious silver lapel pin	1
	nachos of the night	1
	nail file	5
	nailswurst	5
	nanite-infested candy cane	38
	nanite-infested eggnog	21
	nanite-infested fruitcake	6
	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	9
	nanofiber cloth	5
	nanorhino credit card	2
	Nardz energy beverage	12
	nasty gum	2
	nasty rat mask	3
	nasty snuff	5
	nasty-smelling moss	1
	nastygeist	10
	natto marble soda	12
	natto pocky	12
	natto-infused sake	18
	natty blue ascot	1
	natural fennel soda	44
	Nayztameetjoo trading card	5
	ND	5
	Necbro wafers	3
	necklace chain	18
	Necrotelicomnicon	5
	necrotizing body spray	18
	neoprene skullcap	2
	Neuromancer	8
	neurostim pill	48
	neutron lollipop	5
	New Age healing crystal	5
	New Age hurting crystal	5
	New Cloaca-Cola	5
	New Zealand iced tea	21
	Newbiesport™ tent	150
	NG	5
	night-vision goggles	4
	Nightstalker perfume	8
	ninja carabiner	10
	ninja crampons	15
	ninja eyeblack	5
	ninja fear powder	5
	ninja hot pants	5
	ninja mop	5
	ninja pirate zombie robot head	1
	ninja rope	15
	non-aged vinegar	21
	non-Euclidean non-accordion	1
	non-stick pugil stick	1
	Northern pemmican	6
	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
	nosy nose ringy ring	1
	not-a-pipe	10
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	10
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	10
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	10
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	10
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	10
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	10
	nothing-in-the-box	5
	nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	5
	novelty fruit hat	10
	novelty tattoo sleeves	5
	Now and Earlier	5
	noxious gas grenade	2
	NPZR chemistry set	1
	Nuclear Blastball	9
	nuclear stockpile	1
	nugget of Crimbonium	10
	nugget of sodium	4
	nurse's hat	2
	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	4
	nutty organic salad	5
	O'RLY manual	11
	obnoxious riddle	2
	obsidian dagger	1
	obsidian nutcracker	5
	ocarina of space	99
	occult jelly donut	1
	ocean motion	21
	octolus oculus	5
	octopus's spade	1
	odor extractor	30
	off-white paisley oyster egg	5
	off-white plastic oyster egg	35
	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	5
	off-white striped oyster egg	5
	office-supply crossbow	15
	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	10
	Oh, the Humanitini	2
	oil cap	1
	oil lamp	1
	oil of expertise	5
	oil of oiliness	20
	Oil of Parrrlay	10
	oil of slipperiness	5
	oil of stability	5
	oil pan	1
	oil shell	2
	oil slacks	1
	oil-filled donut	2
	oily boid	2
	oily mushroom wine	5
	oily paste	2
	ointment of the occult	10
	Okee-Dokee soda	1
	Ol' Scratch's ash can	2
	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	3
	Ol' Scratch's stove door	2
	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	2
	old ball and chain	1
	old bronzer	1
	old candy wrapper	5
	old chum	5
	old coin purse	10
	old dry bone	1
	old eyebrow pencil	1
	old leather wallet	5
	old love note	20
	old patched suit-pants	1
	old rosewater cream	1
	old school beer pull tab	21
	old school calculator watch	5
	old soft shoes	2
	old sweatpants	1,020
	old-fashioned	6
	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
	olive	15
	olive lo mein	5
	olive stir-fry	5
	Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	2
	one glove	20
	one pill	5
	one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island	1
	one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill	1
	one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach	1
	one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano	1
	one-day ticket to The Glaciest	1
	one-winged stab bat	5
	onion shurikens	10
	oozenog	1
	open sauce	21
	opera mask	10
	opium grenade	5
	orange	700
	orange and black Crimboween candy	5
	orange boxing gloves	2
	orange candy heart	60
	orange leather lanyard	1
	orange peel hat	1
	orange popsicle	12
	orange snowcone	9
	orange-frosted astral cupcake	6
	Orangemageddon wine cooler	5
	orc paste	2
	orc wrist	26
	Orcish baseball cap	15
	Orcish cargo shorts	10
	Orcish frat-paddle	10
	orcish hand lotion	61
	Orcish meat locker	20
	orcish nailing lube	31
	orcish rubber	36
	orcish stud-finder	10
	Oreille Divisée brandy	30
	original G	150
	oriole-feather headdress	5
	ornate ancient cursed chest	1
	ornate ancient cursed key	1
	ornate picture frame	2
	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
	Oscus's garbage can lid	1
	Oscus's neverending soda	1
	Oscus's pelt	2
	Osk'r Chow	5
	Othello's dagger	2
	Othello's handkerchief	2
	Othello's military jacket	5
	Ouija Board, Ouija Board	3
	out-of-tune biwa	50
	Outer Wolf™ cologne	2
	outlaw bandana	8
	outrageous sombrero	1
	oven mitts	110
	overclocked avian microprocessor	1
	overcookie	110
	overloaded micro-reactor	3
	overpowering mushroom wine	1
	overpriced "imported" beer	24
	oversized fish scaler	5
	oversized pipe	5
	oversized pizza cutter	99
	oversized skullcap	25
	oversized snowflake	5
	ovoid leather thing	10
	oyster basket	5
	oyster sauce	2
	P.B.L.T.	50
	pacification grenade	1
	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	1
	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	1
	pack of chewing gum	10
	pack of KWE trading card	8
	pack of pogs	17
	packet of beer nuts	6
	packet of tofurkey gravy	1
	padded tortoise	10
	PADL Phone	35
	page of the Necrohobocon	5
	pail	185
	Pain Dip	2
	painful penne pasta	5
	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	3
	paint bomb	5
	painted shield	2
	painted turtle	2
	painting of a glass of wine	7
	pair of bolt cutters	7
	pair of government shades	2
	pair of pearidot earrings	1
	pair of plants	1
	pair of ragged claws	1
	pair of twitching claws	1
	paisley spore pod	20
	palm frond	14
	palm-frond capris	5
	palm-frond cloak	5
	palm-frond fan	5
	palm-frond net	10
	palm-frond toupee	5
	palm-frond whip	5
	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
	panhandle panhandling hat	21
	pants kit	5
	pants of the Slug Lord	43
	panty raider camouflage	12
	papaya	15
	papaya sling	11
	papaya slung	11
	papaya taco	15
	paper-plate-mail pants	7
	paperclip	30
	paperclip cape	1
	paperclip pants	1
	paperclip sproinger	10
	paperclip turban	1
	paperclip-on tie	1
	papier-mâché base	1
	papier-mâché bowl	1
	papier-mâché glob	5
	papier-mâché handle	2
	papier-mâché plaque	1
	papier-mâché toothpicks	2
	papier-mâché trophy piñata	1
	papier-mâchéte	2
	papier-mâchaeranthera	2
	papier-mâchine gun	2
	papier-mâchuridars	2
	papier-masque	2
	papier-mitre	2
	papier-mochi	2
	papotion of papower	5
	parasitic claw	1
	parasitic headgnawer	1
	parasitic strangleworm	1
	parasitic tentacles	1
	parisian cathouse	5
	party hat	21
	passable elf mask	7
	pasta spoon	525
	Pasta Spoon of Peril	5
	Pastaco shell	2
	pat of butter	5
	pat-a-cake pendant	30
	patchouli incense stick	92
	patchouli oil bomb	50
	patent antipsychotics	5
	patent leather shoes	1
	pawn cookie	200
	peace accordion	1
	peace-sign necklace	10
	peach	5
	peach lozenge	1
	peach pie	5
	peanut brittle shield	1
	peanut sauce	2
	pear	5
	pear lozenge	1
	pear supersucker	10
	pear tart	25
	pearidot	5
	pearl diver's necklace	1
	pearl diver's ring	1
	pebblebräu	1
	pec oil	19
	pecan pie	2
	PEEZ dispenser	140
	pencil kunai	10
	pencil stub	18
	Pendant of Fire	1
	Pendant of Gargalesis	2
	penguin focaccia bread	13
	penguin paste	2
	penguin shorts	5
	penguin skin	5
	penguin skin buckler	5
	penguin thesaurus	3
	penguin whip	5
	penguin-smacking club	5
	penguinskin mini-kilt	5
	penguinskin mini-skirt	5
	pentacorn hat	5
	pentatonic accordion	2
	Penultimate Fantasy chest	99
	peppermint crook	2
	peppermint parasol	2
	peppermint patty	2
	peppermint rhino baby	1
	peppermint sprout	5
	peppermint tailings	95
	peppermint twist	3
	perfect cosmopolitan	2
	perfect dark and stormy	2
	perfect ice cube	2
	perfect mimosa	2
	perfect negroni	2
	perfect old-fashioned	9
	perfect paloma	2
	perforated battle paddle	5
	perfume of prejudice	5
	perfume-soaked bandana	25
	perl necklace	3
	perpendicular guano	2
	perpendicular hula	5
	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	1
	personal massager	100
	personalized birthday cake	25
	personalized coffee mug	14
	pestoblade	5
	pestopiary	10
	pet anemone	5
	pet rock	5
	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	5
	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	5
	petit 4.1	5
	petit fortran	6
	petrified noodles	5
	petrified time	1
	petrified wood	12
	pewter claymore	1
	ph balancer	5
	phat turquoise bead	32
	phat turquoise bracelet	10
	phial of coldness	1
	phial of hotness	1
	phial of sleaziness	1
	phial of spookiness	1
	phial of stench	1
	philosopher's scone	34
	philter of phorce	14
	phish stick	3
	phonics down	99
	photoprotoneutron torpedo	99
	physiostim pill	50
	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	15
	pickelhaube	30
	pickle-flavored chewing gum	50
	pickled egg	50
	pickpocket protector	10
	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	5
	Piddles	4
	pie crust	5
	pie man was not meant to eat	2
	piece of after eight	8
	piece of wedding cake	150
	piercing post	20
	pig-iron helm	1
	pigeon egg	12
	piggy tattoo	10
	pile of candy	50
	pile of dungeon junk	2
	pile of dusty animal bones	35
	pile of gold coins	21
	pile of jumping beans	35
	pile of loose snow	1
	pile of smoking rags	1
	pile of useless robot parts	69
	pill cup	5
	pillow shell	1
	pimpin' meat hat	5
	pin-stripe slacks	5
	pine cone	1
	pine tar	9
	Pine-Fresh air freshener	60
	pink candy heart	12
	pink pinkslip slip	1
	pink plastic baby	1
	pink pony	21
	pink slime	5
	pink-belly slapper	25
	pink-frosted astral cupcake	5
	pipe wrench	20
	piping organ pie	2
	pirate brochure	5
	pirate cream pie	5
	pirate pamphlet	5
	pirate paste	2
	pirate pelvis	20
	pirate shirt	5
	pirate skull	5
	pirate tract	5
	pirate zombie head	1
	pirate zombie robot head	1
	pitchfork	24
	pitted sheet metal	5
	pixel banana	5
	pixel beer	3
	pixel boomerang	2
	pixel chain whip	1
	pixel coin	2
	pixel cross	25
	pixel daiquiri	2
	pixel energy tank	2
	pixel grappling hook	1
	pixel hat	5
	pixel holy water	25
	pixel lemon	5
	pixel morning star	1
	pixel orb	1
	pixel pants	5
	pixel pill	2
	pixel power cell	15
	pixel shield	5
	pixel star	2
	pixel stopwatch	1
	pixel sword	5
	pixel whip	1
	pixellated candy heart	16
	pixellated moneybag	10
	pixie axie	1
	Plague of Locusts	2
	plague pie	2
	plaid bandage	2
	plaid cowboy hat	5
	plaid pocket square	1
	plaid skirt	1
	plaid swatch	5
	plain bagel	12
	plain brown wrapper	1
	plain old beer	24
	plain paper hat	2
	plain pizza	12
	plastic bib	5
	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
	plastic cup of beer	21
	plastic cup of flat beer	5
	plastic guitar	45
	plastic ingot	100
	plastic Jefferson wings	5
	plastic nightmare troll	10
	plastic nunchaku	25
	plastic passion fruit	5
	plastic spider ring	5
	plexifoam chin strap	1
	PlexiPips	1
	plot hole	170
	plum	5
	plum lozenge	1
	plum wine	15
	plumber's lunch	2
	plump juicy grub	5
	plunge-leg	25
	plush alielf	1
	plush alien hamsterpus	1
	plush dogcat	1
	plush ferrelf	1
	plush hamsterpus	2
	plush mutated alielephant	1
	plush mutated alielf	1
	pocket ace	4
	pocket lint (blue)	1
	pocket lint (green)	1
	pocket lint (orange)	1
	pocket lint (white)	1
	pocket maze	2
	pocket theremin	4
	pocketwatch on a chain	9
	pog #01 (spider)	1
	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	50
	pog #03 (warwelf)	1
	pog #04 (skleleton)	1
	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	50
	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	50
	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	50
	pog #08 (hellion)	1
	pog #09 (pirate)	50
	pog #10 (hobo)	50
	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	1
	pointed stick	15
	pointy mushroom	5
	pointy mushroom wine	5
	pointy red hat	5
	Poison Oak trading card	1
	poison pen	8
	poisonous caviar	18
	Pokëmann band-aid	5
	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
	polished moon-amber	1
	Polka Pop	5
	polka-dot bow tie	5
	polo trophy	1
	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	5
	polyalloy shield	5
	polyeaster egg	5
	polymorphic fastening apparatus	1
	Polysniff Perfume	25
	pompadour'd puppy	1
	poodle skirt	10
	pool cue	15
	pool of liquid metal	18
	pool torpedo	20
	popcorn	5
	poppy	50
	popsicle stick	200
	popular tart	5
	porcelain candy dish	5
	porkpocket	4
	porquoise	19
	porquoise bracelet	5
	porquoise eyebrow ring	5
	porquoise necklace	5
	porquoise ring	5
	portable cassette player	5
	portable corkscrew	5
	portable motorcycle	1
	portable Othello set	1
	portable photocopier	3
	portable table	3
	portable wall	2
	possessed sugar cube	2
	possessed tomato	3
	possessed top	18
	possibility potion	2
	post-holiday sale coupon	5
	potato pistol	5
	potato sprout	5
	potent potion of potency	5
	potion of animal rage	2
	potion of potency	20
	potion of punctual companionship	1
	potion of temporary gr8ness	5
	potion of the captain's hammer	2
	potion of the field gar	1
	potion of the litterbox	1
	potion of X-ray vision	2
	potted cactus	216
	potted fern	1
	pottery barn owl figurine	1
	pottery club	1
	pottery hat	1
	pottery shield	1
	pottery training pants	1
	pottery yo-yo	1
	poultrygeist	5
	poutine	17
	poutine pole	5
	powdered candy sushi set	8
	powdered dice	1
	powdered donut	95
	powdered gold	3
	powdered organs	20
	powdered toad horn	5
	powdered wig	20
	power pill	2
	power sock	2
	pr0n cocktail	5
	pr0n legs	69
	pr0n m4nic0tti	69
	pr0n stir-fry	5
	pr0n taco	5
	precious piercing post	5
	pregnant mushroom	5
	prehistoric spear	5
	Prelude of Precision	2
	premium malt liquor	21
	prescription noodles	2
	press-on ribs	17
	pressurized potion of perception	2
	pressurized potion of perspicacity	2
	pressurized potion of proficiency	3
	pressurized potion of puissance	2
	pressurized potion of pulchritude	2
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	pretty flower	60
	pretty pink bow	2
	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	5
	priceless diamond	2
	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
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	pristine fish scale	1
	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	15
	probability potion	126
	procrastination potion	90
	Professor What T-Shirt	1
	programmable turtle	1
	projectile icemaker	5
	propeller beanie	1
	prosthetic forehead	25
	protein paste	21
	prussian cathouse	5
	prussian cathouse with a fly in it	1
	psychedelic bubble wand	1
	Psycho From The Heat	1
	psycho sweater	1
	Psychotic Train wine	2
	pteruges	3
	puce paisley oyster egg	5
	puce plastic oyster egg	5
	puce polka-dot oyster egg	5
	puce striped oyster egg	5
	puff of smoke	100
	pufferfish spine	1
	pulled blue taffy	5
	pulled green taffy	5
	pulled indigo taffy	5
	pulled orange taffy	5
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	pulled porquoise pendant	1
	pulled porquoise ring	1
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	pulled violet taffy	5
	pulled yellow taffy	5
	pulsing flesh	1
	pumpkin	3
	pumpkin beer	12
	pumpkin bomb	2
	pumpkin juice	3
	pumpkin pie	2
	pumpkinhead mask	7
	Punchplanter	2
	punk patch	5
	punk rock jacket	10
	purple corpsel	1
	purple pixel pie	5
	purple prose pen	5
	purple snowcone	5
	purple-frosted astral cupcake	5
	Putrid Pendant	1
	putty coat	2
	PVC staff	1
	pygmy adder oil	5
	pygmy blowgun	10
	pygmy briefs	3
	pygmy concertinette	2
	pygmy dart	20
	pygmy nose-bone	15
	pygmy papers	20
	pygmy phone number	2
	pygmy pygment	5
	pygmy spear	5
	pygmy witchhazel	2
	Quaatorade™	1
	quadroculars	4
	quake of arrows	5
	quantum nanopolymer spider web	10
	quantum polarity inducer	5
	quantum taco	10
	queen cookie	5
	questionable taco	1
	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	10
	quirky accordion	1
	Rümpelstiltz	1
	rabbit punch	6
	rack of dinosaur ribs	1
	Rad Lib	5
	Radberry Rip wine cooler	5
	radiation-resistant helmet	10
	radiator heater shield	6
	radio button candy	1
	radioactive chew toy	1
	radioactive spider venom	5
	radium-flavored potato chips	760
	rag doll	5
	Raggedy Hippy doll	5
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	rainbow crossbow	1
	rainbow sauce	1
	rainbow tie	5
	raisin	12
	Ralph IX cognac	1
	ram horns	30
	ram stick	5
	Ram's Face Lager	21
	ram-battering staff	5
	ramekin of space nuts	1
	raspberry	5
	raspberry beret	5
	rat appendix	120
	rat appendix kabob	5
	rat appendix stir-fry	5
	rat head balloon	1
	rat scrapple	5
	rat tooth polish	2
	ratarang	5
	ratgut	95
	ratini	5
	ratskin belt	5
	rattail whip	5
	rattler rattle	5
	rattlesnake enrager	1
	Rattlin' Chains	10
	rave whistle	40
	ravenous eye	2
	ravioli della hippy	5
	ravioli hat	1,300
	razor-sharp can lid	188
	razor-tipped yo-yo	5
	really dense meat stack	5
	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	5
	really really sticky spider web	5
	really sticky spider web	5
	really thick bandage	35
	really thick spine	10
	really tiny cocktail shaker	1
	record of infuriating silence	1
	record of menacing silence	1
	record of tranquil silence	1
	recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	78
	recording of Chorale of Companionship	10
	recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	78
	recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	78
	recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	10
	recording of Prelude of Precision	78
	recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto	2
	recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	10
	recursive spline reticulator	5
	red ale	7
	red and green rain stick	1
	red armband	1
	Red Army camouflage kit	5
	red badge	10
	red balloon	1
	red blood cells	25
	red book	5
	red box	65
	red button	100
	red China marble	10
	red coat	5
	red drunki-bear	2
	Red Dwarf	5
	red eye	4
	red face paint	1
	red foxglove	1
	red gummi ingot	5
	red lava globs	2
	red LavaCo Lamp™	1
	red letter	26
	red mana	2
	red masque	5
	red paisley oyster egg	5
	Red Pill	1
	red pixel	255
	red pixel potion	5
	red plastic baby	3
	red plastic oyster egg	5
	red polka-dot oyster egg	5
	red potion	100
	red red wine	21
	Red Rover BB gun	9
	red rum	21
	red shirt	5
	red shoe	5
	red silk skirt	5
	red snowcone	5
	red striped oyster egg	5
	red velvet cake	25
	Red X Shield	5
	red-and-green sweater	2
	red-headed corpse	1
	red-hot boilermaker	2
	red-hot poker	5
	Redeye™ Eyedrops	2
	redrum	21
	reflection of a map	21
	refrigerated biohazard container	1
	regret hose	1
	Regular Cloaca Cola	21
	regular-size brogurt	2
	reindeer hammer	1
	reindeer sickle	1
	reinforced beaded headband	20
	reinforced furry underpants	5
	remaindered axe	10
	remorseless knife	1
	reodorant	5
	repeating crossbow	5
	residual zeal	1
	resolution: be feistier	20
	resolution: be happier	10
	resolution: be kinder	5
	resolution: be luckier	3
	resolution: be more adventurous	2
	resolution: be sexier	20
	resolution: be smarter	20
	resolution: be stronger	20
	resolution: be wealthier	5
	respected companion biscuit	5
	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	5
	returned Thinknerd package	20
	reusable shopping bag	1
	reverse-oscillating klystron	5
	rewinged stab bat	5
	rhesus monkey	5
	rhinestone cowboy shirt	5
	rhinoceros horn	20
	ribbon candy	1
	ribcage rollcage	2
	rice bowl	5
	ridiculous belt	1
	ridiculous cocktail	1
	ridiculous earring	1
	ridiculous sandwich	11
	ridiculous sunglasses	1
	ridiculously huge sword	99
	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	15
	right half of a heart necklace	1
	rigid carapace	1
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	ring of aggravate monster	35
	ring of cold resistance	5
	ring of conflict	5
	ring of Detect Boring Doors	2
	Ring of Fire	1
	ring of fire resistance	5
	ring of gain strength	6
	ring of half-assed regeneration	25
	ring of increase damage	15
	ring of teleportation	5
	ring of telling skeletons what to do	1
	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
	ring setting	5
	roasted duck	5
	roasted marshmallow	5
	roboduck-on-a-string	1
	robot grease	25
	robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	5
	robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	5
	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	5
	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	5
	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	5
	robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	5
	robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	1
	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	5
	robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	5
	robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	5
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	rock	5
	Rock and Roll Legend	5
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	Rock Pops	50
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	rockfish stomach	1
	rockin' wagon	5
	rockin' wagon with a fly in it	1
	rocky raccoon	15
	rocky road ice cream	1
	rogue swarmer	8
	Rogue Windmill Rouge	1
	roll in the hay	8
	roll of drink tickets	5
	roll of Hob-Os	1
	roll of toilet paper	103
	roller skate decoy	1
	roller skate doll	16
	rolling pin	5
	Roman sadnals	2
	Rompedores de Fantasmas	21
	Roo trading card	1
	rook cookie	2
	root beer	5
	rope with some soap on it	1
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	rotten tomato	1
	rough fish scale	1
	round blue bomb	50
	round green sunglasses	1
	round purple sunglasses	5
	royal jelly	19
	royal jelly taco	5
	rubber axe	55
	rubber band gun	2
	rubber emo roe	3
	rubber gloves	5
	rubber nubbin	1
	rubber ribcage	2
	rubber spatula	20
	rubber spider	1
	rubber WWBD? bracelet	38
	rubber WWJD? bracelet	28
	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	42
	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	31
	ruby on canes	7
	ruby W	65
	rum and cola	21
	rum barrel charrrm	5
	rum barrel charrrm bracelet	5
	Russian Ice	21
	rusted-out shootin' iron	2
	rusty bonesaw	19
	rusty broken diving helmet	1
	rusty compass	4
	rusty diving helmet	1
	rusty grave robbing shovel	5
	rusty hedge trimmers	13
	rusty metal key	8
	rusty metal ring	8
	rusty metal shaft	8
	rusty old lantern	1
	rusty piece of rebar	8
	rusty porthole	1
	rusty rivet	1
	rusty speargun	2
	rusty valve wheel	1
	s'more	150
	s'more gun	4
	S.A.V.E. flyer	100
	S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	2
	S.S. Ticket	1
	S.T.L.T.	5
	sabre teeth	60
	sabre-toothed lime cub	5
	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
	sack lunch	940
	sack of doorknobs	5
	Safari Jack's moustache	1
	safarrri hat	47
	safety vest	5
	Saison du Lune	21
	sake bomb	21
	salacious crumbs	20
	salacious lychee chuhai	2
	salacious screwdiver	2
	salamander slurry	5
	salamander spleen	140
	salinated mint julep	3
	Salsa de las Epocas	10
	Salsa Libre	2
	salt wages	80
	salt water taffy	3
	salty dog	150
	salty slug	21
	samurai turtle	1
	samurai turtle helmet	2
	sand dollar	2
	sandcastle	1
	sandpaper	2
	sandwich of the gods	2
	sangria	21
	Sangria de Menthe	2
	Saturday Night Special	6
	sauce of the ages	5
	saucepan	985
	Saucepanic	3
	sausage bomb	15
	sausage pizza	40
	sausage without a cause	2
	sausage wonton	6
	savory crossbow	5
	savory dry noodles	5
	savory staff	5
	savory sword	5
	savoy truffle	5
	sawblade fragment	5
	Sazerorc	2
	Sazuruk-hai	1
	scabrous seal epaulets	1
	scale-mail underwear	1
	scary death orb	5
	scented massage oil	5
	school spirit socket set	5
	Schrödinger's thermos	11
	scimitar cozy	2
	scissor duck	1
	scorpion whip	29
	scotch on the rocks	2
	scrap metal	10
	scrap of sticky paper	4
	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	4
	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	60
	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	59
	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	4
	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	4
	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	65
	screwdiver	2
	screwdriver	21
	screwing pooch	25
	scroll case	2
	scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil	5
	scroll of drastic healing	99
	scroll of pasta summoning	30
	scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	20
	scroll of Puddingskin	10
	scrumdiddlyumptious solution	5
	scrumptious ice ant	32
	scrumptious reagent	75
	scrunchie tourniquet	5
	Scuba Snack	2
	sea avocado	1
	sea blueberry	5
	sea broccoli	225
	sea carrot	2
	sea cauliflower	225
	sea chaps	5
	sea cowbell	2
	sea cowboy hat	5
	sea cucumber	1
	sea grease	1
	sea holster	2
	sea honeydew	1
	sea lace	5
	sea lasso	2
	sea leather	10
	sea lychee	1
	sea persimmon	225
	sea radish	2
	sea salt crystal	1
	sea salt scrubs	10
	sea tangelo	1
	seal tooth	10
	seal-blubber candle	200
	seal-brain elixir	10
	seal-clubbing club	1,399
	seal-skull helmet	1,480
	seal-toothed rock	5
	seaode	2
	seared dino steak	5
	seaweed	1
	sebaceous shield	5
	secret blend of herbs and spices	9
	secret from the future	1
	secret mummy herbs and spices	50
	security blankie	2
	security flashlight	65
	seegar butt	10
	self-dribbling basketball	2
	Senior Mints	55
	sensitive poetry journal	9
	Sensual Massage for Creeps	2
	sentient meat mass	1
	sequined fez	5
	Serenity trading card	1
	serpentine sword	5
	serum of sarcasm	25
	servo-assisted exo-pants	10
	servomechanical torsion facilitator	5
	set of jacks	1
	set of Unobtainium straps	1
	severed rocking horse head	1
	sewage-clogged pistol	20
	sewer nuggets	188
	sewer snake	15
	sewer turtle	5
	sewer wad	10
	sewing kit	1
	shadowy cat claw	2
	shadowy seal eye	1
	shady shades	1
	shaker of dry rub	5
	Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	2
	shaking skull	1
	sham champagne	21
	shamanic beads	1
	shamanic ham	1
	shapeless wide-brimmed hat	1
	shard of double-ice	32
	shark cartilage	2
	shark jumper	1
	shark tooth	4
	shark tooth necklace	1
	sharpened hubcap	6
	sharpened spoon	1
	shavin' razor	1
	shaving cream	5
	sheet cake	5
	Sheila Take a Crossbow	3
	shellacked shell	1
	shells a la shellfish	5
	Shield of Icy Fate	15
	shimmering rainbow sand	5
	shin gourds	5
	shingle	54
	shining goblet	2
	shining halo	4
	shiny brass tailfeathers	1
	shiny butcherknife	5
	shiny gold fronts	2
	shiny hood ornament	116
	shiny ring	20
	shiny stones	8
	shiny tribal beads	85
	shirt kit	5
	Shivering Chèvre	25
	shock belt	5
	shock collar	5
	shocked shell	5
	shoo-fish pie	3
	shopkeeper beard	5
	Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip	30
	short calculator	3
	short deposition	5
	short writ of habeas corpus	13
	short-handled mop	16
	shot of blackberry schnapps	21
	shot of flower schnapps	21
	shot of grapefruit schnapps	21
	shot of mescal	12
	shot of nepenthe schnapps	5
	shot of orange schnapps	21
	shot of peach schnapps	5
	shot of pear schnapps	5
	shot of rotgut	11
	Shot of the Living Dead	1
	shot of tomato schnapps	21
	shoulder-warming lotion	1
	shrapnel jelly donut	2
	shrimp cocktail	5
	shrinking powder	2
	Shrubble Bubble	5
	shuddersword	5
	shuriken salad	10
	silent pea shooter	5
	silicon-infused gluteal shield	1
	Silver Bullet beer	5
	silver cheese-slicer	3
	silver face paint	1
	silver keg	1
	silver paté knife	9
	silver salt-shaker	2
	silver shotgun shell	5
	silver shrimp fork	5
	silver tongue charrrm	15
	silver tongue charrrm bracelet	5
	simple AI	5
	simple ancient cursed key	1
	sinewy crossbow string	5
	Sinful Desires	5
	Single Alice's Army Foil	1
	single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	10
	single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	5
	single swig of vodka	2
	single-serving herbal stuffing	1
	sinister altar fragment	1
	sinister-looking cat	2
	six pack of Mountain Stream	50
	six tiny wedges of goat cheese	24
	six-armed sweater	1
	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	1
	six-rainbow shield	1
	Sizzling Sinner	2
	sk8board	18
	skate blade	5
	skate board	1
	skate skates	10
	skate skin	50
	skelelton spine	25
	skeletal banana	20
	skeletal scabbard	2
	skeleton	5
	skeleton beans	2
	skeleton bone	206
	skeleton key	35
	skeleton key ring	30
	skeleton quiche	2
	skeleton skis	10
	skeletortoise	5
	Sketcherz™	1
	skewer	40
	skewer-mounted razor blade	5
	skewered cat appendix	10
	ski resort souvenir crate	1
	skirt / kilt kit	5
	skull gearshift knob	1
	skull with a fuse in it	2
	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
	skulldozer egg	1
	Skullery Maid's Knee	5
	Skullhead's Screw	5
	Skully's hot chocolate	1
	slab of sponge	1
	slap and slap again	2
	slap and tickle	8
	slap and tickle with a fly in it	1
	sleaze cluster	1
	sleaze clusterbomb	1
	sleaze nuggets	35
	sleaze powder	35
	sleaze wad	5
	sleazy and sour sauce	5
	sleazy bindle	2
	sleazy fairy gravy	5
	sleazy hi mein	5
	sleep mask	5
	sleeping snowy owl	5
	sleeping stocking	3
	sleeping wereturtle	1
	sleeve deuce	14
	slice of pizza	415
	slick fish meat	1
	slide rule	40
	slightly peevedbow	5
	slightly thicker filthy rags	2
	slime convention coupons	20
	slime convention flyers	20
	slime convention pin	20
	slime convention swag bag	1
	slime convention t-shirt	20
	slime stack	3
	slime-covered club	1
	slime-covered compass	1
	slime-covered helmet	1
	slime-covered lantern	1
	slime-covered shovel	1
	slime-covered speargun	1
	slime-soaked brain	3
	slime-soaked hypophysis	2
	slime-soaked sweat gland	5
	Slimebite	2
	Slimosa	2
	slimy alveolus	6
	slimy chest	1
	slimy fermented bile bladder	500
	slimy paste	3
	slimy sweetbreads	500
	slingshot	70
	slip 'n' slide	5
	Slippery Knob	2
	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	5
	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	2
	slow jam collection	1
	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	4
	sludgesicle	2
	slug of rum	3
	slug of shochu	3
	slug of vodka	3
	small box	66
	small gummi fin	2
	small leather glove	5
	small slimy cyst	2
	Smart Bone Dust	1
	smart skull	10
	smart watch	1
	smashed danish	1
	smellbook	5
	smelted roe	10
	smile-sharpening stone	5
	smiley-face sticker	2
	smiling rat	1
	smirking shrunken head	1
	smoked potsherd	5
	smoking grass	500
	smoky potion	5
	smoldering staff	5
	SMOOCH bottlecap	2
	SMOOCH soda	30
	smooth mushroom wine	1
	smooth velvet bra	1
	smudge stick	5
	smudged alchemical recipe	5
	smut orc keepsake box	2
	smut orc sunglasses	2
	snailmail bits	5
	snailmail breeches	1
	snailmail coif	5
	snailmail hauberk	1
	snake	5
	snake shield	5
	snakebite	2
	snapdragon pistil	40
	snarling wolf shield	5
	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	5
	Sneaky Pete's key lime	5
	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	5
	sneaky wrapping paper	20
	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	21
	snorkel	345
	snow belly	1
	snow berries	5
	snow cleats	5
	snow crab	2
	snow fort	1
	snow halo	14
	snow hat	1
	snow machine	1
	snow pants	1
	Snow Queen Crown	5
	snowball	5
	snowboarder pants	5
	snowstick	1
	soap knife	10
	sock garters	10
	sock monkey	5
	soda water	25
	soft green echo eyedrop antidote	99
	soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini	10
	software glitch	3
	Sogg-Os	2
	soggy seed packet	2
	soggy used band-aid	5
	soggy wofl t-shirt	5
	solid asbestos box	1
	solid baconstone earring	1
	solid baconstone necklace	1
	solid baconstone ring	1
	solid chrome box	1
	solid gold bowling ball	5
	solid gold pegleg	5
	solid linoleum box	1
	solid shifting time weirdness	1
	solid state loom	5
	sommelier's towel	5
	sonar-in-a-biscuit	235
	sorority brain	1
	soul coin	1
	soul doorbell	2
	soul knife	1
	soul mask	2
	soup turtle	3
	soup-chucks	17
	sour powder	2
	souvenir ski t-shirt	5
	soy cordial	1
	soyburger juice	21
	soylent staff	5
	space bar	1
	space beast fur	1
	space beast fur hat	1
	space beast fur pants	1
	space beast fur whip	1
	space heater	1
	space invader	1
	space jam	1
	space jam toast	1
	space junk	5
	space marine flash grenade	2
	space needle	1
	space port	2
	Space Tourist Phaser	5
	Space Tours Tripple	10
	spade necklace	56
	spagecialetti	5
	spaghetti con calaveras	49
	spaghetti cult mask	18
	spaghetti cult rosary	8
	spaghetti with ghost balls	5
	Spaghetti with Moonballs	6
	spaghetti with rock-balls	5
	spaghetti with Skullheads	5
	Spam Witch sammich	50
	spandex anniversary shorts	1
	spangly mariachi pants	5
	spangly mariachi vest	5
	spangly sombrero	5
	spangly unitard	5
	spare neck bolts	2
	sparking robo-battery	10
	sparkler	25
	Spechunky bar	2
	special clip: boneburners	25
	special clip: graveburpers	25
	special clip: splatterers	25
	special clip: squelchers	25
	special clip: tracers	25
	special clip: wailers	25
	special sauce glove	5
	Special™ Sauce	5
	specialty ammo bandolier	25
	spectral axe	3
	spectral jelly	1
	spectral pickle	100
	spectre scepter	1
	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	1
	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	1
	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	1
	SPF 451 lip balm	5
	sphygmomanometer	4
	spice melange	1
	spiced rum	21
	spices	29
	spicy bean burrito	5
	spicy enchanted bean burrito	5
	spicy jerky stick	10
	spicy jumping bean burrito	5
	spicy mushroom quesadilla	5
	spicy noodles	5
	spider web	100
	spiked femur	5
	spiky turtle helmet	2
	spiky turtle shield	2
	spiky turtle shoulderpads	2
	spirit bed	1
	spirit blanket	1
	spirit gum	10
	spirit mattress	1
	spirit pillow	1
	Spirit Precipice	5
	spirit sheet	1
	sponge cake	5
	sponge helmet	1
	spongy shield	1
	spooky alphabet block	10
	spooky and sour sauce	5
	spooky bark	20
	spooky bicycle chain	5
	spooky bindle	4
	spooky cluster	1
	spooky clusterbomb	1
	spooky cosmetics bag	5
	spooky eggnog	5
	spooky eyeliner	20
	spooky felt	5
	spooky gravy fairy warlock hat	5
	spooky hi mein	8
	spooky hockey mask	3
	spooky lasso	10
	spooky length of string	5
	spooky lipstick	20
	spooky lo mein	5
	spooky mushroom	36
	spooky mushroom wine	5
	spooky music box mechanism	4
	spooky nuggets	21
	spooky pirate skeleton	5
	spooky powder	15
	spooky sap	10
	spooky scarecrow	7
	spooky shroomkabob	15
	spooky shrunken head	40
	spooky sound effects record	4
	spooky staff	40
	spooky stick	200
	spooky stir-fry	5
	spooky stuffing	5
	Spooky Surprise Egg	31
	spooky toy wheel	5
	spooky wad	5
	spooky wooden block	5
	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	49
	spoon!	5
	spoonful of Linguine-Os	1
	spork	35
	spray chrome	5
	spray paint	260
	spring	88
	sprocket	64
	sprocket assembly	45
	spruce juice	1
	square CRIMBCOOKIE	2
	square sponge pants	1
	squashed frog	10
	Squat-Thrust Magazine	6
	squeaky staff	5
	squeaky toy rose	1
	squirming egg sac	18
	squirmy violent party snack	4
	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	5
	Stabonic scroll	1
	Staff of the Cozy Fish	1
	Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	1
	stained mattress	5
	stale baguette	85
	stalk of asparagus	125
	standard-issue cupcake	3
	staph of homophones	1
	stapler bear	1
	star	430
	star boomerang	5
	star buckler	5
	star chart	81
	star crossbow	25
	star hat	10
	star key lime	5
	star key lime pie	5
	star pants	5
	star shirt	5
	star spatula	5
	Star Spawn	1
	star staff	5
	star starfish	5
	star stiletto	5
	star sword	15
	star throwing star	5
	starchy crossbow	5
	starchy staff	5
	starchy sword	5
	Steal This Candy	65
	stealth bomber	1
	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	5
	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	5
	Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	5
	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	5
	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	5
	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	1
	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	1
	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	5
	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	1
	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	5
	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	5
	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	5
	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	5
	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	5
	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	1
	steampunk potion	5
	steamy ruby	1
	steel sword	20
	steely marble	1
	Stembridge sidearm	1
	Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	1
	stench and sour sauce	5
	stench cluster	1
	stench clusterbomb	1
	stench nuggets	50
	stench powder	35
	stench wad	5
	Stephen's secret formula	1
	stepmom's booze	5
	sterno-flavored Hob-O	3
	stick	5
	stick of "gum"	5
	stick of dynamite	130
	stick-on eyebrow piercing	100
	stick-on gnome beard	5
	stick-on mini solar panels	2
	stick-on-a-string	5
	sticky gloves	1
	sticky hand whip	1
	sticky lava globs	20
	sticky meat kilt	5
	sticky meat pants	5
	sticky meat skirt	5
	stink-penny	1
	stinkin' bindle	4
	stinking agaricus	1
	stinkwater	1
	stinky hi mein	5
	stinky mushroom	40
	stinky mushroom wine	5
	stolen accordion	1,220
	stolen meatpouch	10
	stolen necklace	1
	stolen office supplies	120
	stolen sushi	20
	stomach turnover	5
	stomp box	5
	stone banjo	5
	stone baseball cap	15
	stone frisbee	135
	Stone Golem pebbles	25
	stone of eXtreme power	111
	stone turtle	5
	stone wool	16
	strange cube	1
	strange helix fossil	1
	strange paste	2
	strange shiny disc	5
	straw hat	1
	straw pole	1
	strawberry	187
	strawberry daiquiri	21
	strawberry pie	5
	strawberry popsicle	12
	strawberry supersucker	1
	strawberry wine	21
	strawberry-flavored Hob-O	3
	strawberyl	3
	strawberyl necklace	1
	stress ball	4
	Strikes Again Bigmouth	2
	string of blue beads	5
	string of Crimbo lights	2
	string of dingle balls	2
	string of green beads	5
	string of moist beads	5
	string of red beads	5
	stringy sinew	6
	Strix stix	33
	strongness elixir	100
	studded leather boxer shorts	5
	studded sealhide shield	1
	stuffed alien blob	11
	stuffed angry cow	100
	stuffed astral badger	92
	stuffed baby gravy fairy	102
	stuffed bandersnatch	5
	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	8
	stuffed can of asparagus	5
	stuffed carpenter	2
	stuffed Cheshire bitten	73
	stuffed cocoabo	78
	stuffed crazy bastard sword	15
	stuffed dodecapede	5
	stuffed dodo	5
	stuffed doppelshifter	16
	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	100
	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	97
	stuffed ghuol whelp	5
	stuffed gray blob	22
	stuffed hand turkey	97
	stuffed Hodgman	1
	stuffed key	100
	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	75
	stuffed martini	5
	stuffed Meat	4
	stuffed mind flayer	76
	stuffed mink	100
	stuffed Mob Penguin	1
	stuffed monocle	22
	stuffed ninja snowman	7
	stuffed porpoise	1
	stuffed sabre-toothed lime	1
	stuffed scary death orb	80
	stuffed shoulder parrot	45
	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	97
	stuffed snowy owl	77
	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	102
	stuffed spooky mushroom	5
	stuffed stab bat	5
	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	85
	stuffed teddy butler	39
	stuffed tin of caviar	37
	stuffed treasure chest	10
	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	104
	stuffed walrus	5
	stuffed yeti	1
	stuffed yo-yo	5
	stuffed zmobie	5
	stuffing	5
	stunt nuts	19
	sturdy cane	56
	sturdy Crimbo crate	1
	sturdy sword hilt	5
	stylish swimsuit	50
	styrofoam crossbow	5
	styrofoam ore	135
	styrofoam staff	5
	styrofoam sword	5
	sub-molecular interocitor	5
	succulent marrow	20
	sucker bucket	2
	sucker hakama	1
	sucker kabuto	1
	sucker scaffold	2
	sucker tachi	1
	sucky decal	5
	suede shortsword	5
	Suffering Sinner	3
	sugar banana	2
	sugar bunny	1
	sugar chapeau	20
	sugar cherry	25
	Sugar Cog	10
	sugar fairy	1
	sugar lime	25
	sugar shank	10
	sugar shard	94
	sugar sheet	10
	sugar shield	10
	sugar shillelagh	10
	sugar shirt	5
	sugar shorts	10
	sugar shotgun	10
	sugar sphere	3
	sugar-coated pine cone	5
	suggestive strozzapreti	5
	Summer Nights	3
	sun-dried tofu	5
	sunken chest	37
	suntan lotion of moxiousness	70
	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
	super ka-bob	5
	Super Magic Power Sword X	5
	super salad	5
	Super Weight-Gain 9000	2
	super-absorbent tarp	1
	super-size brogurt	5
	super-spiky hair gel	150
	super-strong air freshener	2
	superamplified boom box	10
	superduperball	4
	superduperheated metal	1
	superheated fudge	10
	superheated metal	10
	Supernova Champagne	21
	support cummerbund	5
	supportive bra	5
	Suppurating Sinner	1
	surgical apron	5
	surgical mask	1
	surgical tape	50
	sushi-rolling mat	1
	suspicious-looking fedora	1
	Swabbie™ swab	20
	swamp lolly	25
	swashbuckling pants	5
	sweat socks	2
	sweatband	2
	sweet mochi ball	5
	sweet ninja sword	56
	sweet rims	5
	sweet roll Alabama	25
	Sweet Sword	120
	sweet tooth	1
	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
	swirling mushroom wine	1
	swirly potion	130
	Swizzler	196
	sword behind inappropriate prepositions	5
	sword hilt	5
	Sword of Dark Omens	8
	sword of static	5
	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	1
	swordzall	2
	syncopated turtle	1
	synthetic dog hair pill	2
	synthetic marrow	5
	synthetic stuffing	5
	T.U.R.D.S. Key	15
	t8r tots	54
	Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	3
	Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	1
	Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	2
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	29
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	21
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	35
	taco shell	76
	tail o' nine cats	5
	tailbone shield	1
	Take Eleven Bar	15
	Tales from the Fireside	5
	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	3
	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
	Tales of Spelunking	2
	Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin	2
	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	57
	tambourine	5
	tambourine bells	5
	tangarita	5
	tangarita with a fly in it	1
	tangerine	105
	tangle of copper wire	2
	tangle of rat tails	5
	tangled mass of creepy pasta	5
	tankard of ale	21
	tap shoes	5
	tapped black lotus	1
	targeting chip	5
	tarnished bottlecap	8
	tarnished metal ring	1
	tarnished metal rod	2
	tarnished tastevin	2
	tarrrnish charrrm	5
	tarrrnished charrrm bracelet	5
	tasket	5
	tassel	20
	tasteful black bow tie	5
	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	34
	tasty louse	1
	tasty tart	10
	tattered scrap of paper	10
	tawdry amethyst	1
	tea for one	30
	Tears of the Quiet Healer	25
	teddy bear	7
	teddy bear sewing kit	5
	teddy borg	5
	teddy borg sewing kit	1
	teeny-tiny magic scroll	5
	teeny-tiny ninja stars	5
	teflon ore	15
	teflon shield	1
	teflon spatula	1
	teflon swim fins	1
	Telltale™ rubber heart	5
	temporary teardrop tattoo	1
	temporary tribal tattoo	20
	temporary yak tattoo	2
	Temps Tempranillo	2
	tempura avocado	1
	tempura broccoli	1
	tempura carrot	1
	tempura cauliflower	1
	tempura cucumber	4
	tempura radish	4
	ten-leaf clover	10
	tenderizing hammer	10
	tennis ball	1
	teqiwila	5
	teqiwila slammer	5
	tequila grenade	40
	tequila sunrise	5
	tequila sunset	5
	tequila with training wheels	10
	Tequiz Navidad	2
	terrible poem	48
	Texas tea	4
	that gum you like	8
	The Art of Slapfighting	1
	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
	The Big Book of Communism	1
	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	10
	The Bomb	4
	The Cooler Out of Space	1
	The Emperor's dry cleaning	5
	The Emperor's new cookie	5
	The Emperor's new hat	1
	The Emperor's new pants	1
	The Emperor's new shirt	1
	The Firegate Tapes	1
	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	1
	the funk	5
	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
	The Joy of Wassailing	3
	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
	the kindest cold cut	1
	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
	The Legendary Beat	1
	The Lost Comb	2
	The Lost Glasses	1
	The Lost Pill Bottle	2
	The Lot's engagement ring	2
	the most dangerous bait	25
	The Necbronomicon	1
	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
	The Ring	1
	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
	The Six-Pack of Pain	4
	The Snake trading card	1
	The Snitch's Manifesto	5
	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
	The Sword in the Steak	1
	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	2
	theoretical string	5
	thermos full of Knob coffee	5
	thermos of brew	1
	They liver	2
	They liver popsicle	1
	thin black candle	165
	thin gold wire	1
	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	1
	Thinknerd T-Shirt	1
	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	20
	third-hand lantern	50
	third-hand nunchaku	49
	This Charming Flan	3
	thistle wine	5
	Thorny Toad trading card	1
	thought balloon	1
	Three Mile Island shorts	1
	three-legged pants	13
	three-tiered wedding cake	5
	Thriller Ice	2
	throbbing organ pie	7
	throbbing rage gland	1
	throwing bone	3
	throwing candy	50
	throwing fork	25
	throwing knife	25
	throwing spoon	25
	throwing wrench	11
	thyme jelly donut	2
	TI-9000 calculator	15
	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
	Tiger-lily's milk	75
	tighty whiteys	5
	Tiki lighter	1
	Time Bandit Badge of Courage	1
	Time Bandit Time Towel	2
	Time Cape	1
	time halo	5
	Time Lord Participation Mug	1
	time sleigh	1
	time trousers	1
	time's arrow	5
	tin cup	1
	tin cup of mulligan stew	1
	tin drum	1
	tin foil	1
	tin magnolia	5
	tin of submardines	10
	tin roof (rusted)	1
	tin snips	2
	tin star	1
	tin tam	1
	tiny ballet slippers	1
	tiny balloon knife	5
	tiny barrel	5
	tiny bindle	1
	tiny bottle of absinthe	21
	tiny bowler	5
	tiny bust of Pallas	5
	tiny canopic jar	10
	tiny cell phone	1
	tiny dancer	5
	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	1
	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	1
	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	1
	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	1
	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	1
	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	1
	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	1
	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	1
	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	1
	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	1
	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	1
	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	1
	tiny die-cast golden ring	1
	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	1
	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	1
	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	1
	tiny die-cast killing bird	1
	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	1
	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	1
	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	1
	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	1
	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	1
	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	1
	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	1
	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	1
	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	1
	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	1
	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	1
	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	1
	tiny do-rag	5
	tiny fly glasses	8
	tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	5
	tiny goth giant	1
	tiny house	99
	tiny knife and fork	5
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	tiny maracas	5
	tiny Mountie hat	5
	tiny ninja sword	5
	tiny nose-bone fetish	5
	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	5
	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
	tiny plastic accordion thief	5
	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	5
	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
	tiny plastic angry bugbear	5
	tiny plastic angry goat	5
	tiny plastic angry space marine	5
	tiny plastic anime smiley	5
	tiny plastic animelf	1
	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	5
	tiny plastic astronomer	5
	tiny plastic Axe Wound	5
	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	5
	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	5
	tiny plastic barrrnacle	5
	tiny plastic batbugbear	5
	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	5
	tiny plastic beanbat	5
	tiny plastic bee swarm	5
	tiny plastic beebee gunners	5
	tiny plastic Beebee King	5
	tiny plastic beebee queue	5
	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	5
	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	5
	tiny plastic Black Knight	5
	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	5
	tiny plastic blazing bat	5
	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	5
	tiny plastic blooper	5
	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	5
	tiny plastic Boss Bat	5
	tiny plastic brainsweeper	5
	tiny plastic briefcase bat	5
	tiny plastic bugaboo	5
	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
	tiny plastic buzzerker	5
	tiny plastic Captain Kerkard	1
	tiny plastic cavebugbear	5
	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	5
	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	5
	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	5
	tiny plastic cocoabo	5
	tiny plastic coffee pixie	5
	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	5
	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
	tiny plastic cubist bull	5
	tiny plastic demoninja	5
	tiny plastic disco bandit	5
	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
	tiny plastic Dr. Awkward	1
	tiny plastic drunk goat	5
	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	1
	tiny plastic Ed the Undying	1
	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
	tiny plastic Father McGruber	5
	tiny plastic fax machine	1
	tiny plastic Felonia	5
	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	5
	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	5
	tiny plastic fire servant	5
	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	5
	tiny plastic fruit golem	5
	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	5
	tiny plastic G Imp	5
	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	1
	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	5
	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	5
	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	5
	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	5
	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	5
	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
	tiny plastic goth giant	5
	tiny plastic grue	5
	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	5
	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	5
	tiny plastic Hellion	5
	tiny plastic hermit	5
	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	5
	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	5
	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	5
	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	1
	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
	tiny plastic killer bee	5
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	5
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	5
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	5
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	5
	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	5
	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	5
	tiny plastic leprechaun	5
	tiny plastic levitating potato	5
	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	5
	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
	tiny plastic moneybee	5
	tiny plastic mosquito	5
	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
	tiny plastic mumblebee	5
	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
	tiny plastic ninja snowman	5
	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	5
	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	5
	tiny plastic pastamancer	5
	tiny plastic peacannon	5
	tiny plastic Professor What	1
	tiny plastic Protagonist	5
	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
	tiny plastic Queen Bee	5
	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	5
	tiny plastic sauceror	5
	tiny plastic scary clown	5
	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	5
	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
	tiny plastic seal clubber	5
	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
	tiny plastic senile lihc	5
	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	5
	tiny plastic Spam Witch	5
	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	5
	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	5
	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	5
	tiny plastic spooky vampire	5
	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	5
	tiny plastic stab bat	5
	tiny plastic star starfish	5
	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	2
	tiny plastic taco cat	5
	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	5
	tiny plastic the Free Man	5
	tiny plastic The Man	5
	tiny plastic topiary golem	5
	tiny plastic Toybot	1
	tiny plastic trollipop	1
	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	5
	tiny plastic turtle tamer	5
	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	2
	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	5
	tiny plastic warbear	1
	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
	tiny plastic warwelf	5
	tiny plastic whitesnake	5
	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	2
	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	5
	tiny plastic zmobie	5
	tiny prop sword	2
	tiny shaker of salt	10
	tiny slimy cyst	115
	tiny sombrero	2
	tiny top hat and cane	1
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	tires	120
	tisket	5
	titanium assault umbrella	99
	toast	250
	toast with jam	10
	toasted brie	5
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	tobiko pocky	12
	tobiko-infused sake	21
	toe jam	1
	toe jam toast	1
	tofu casserole	5
	tofu stir-fry	5
	tofu taco	5
	tofu wonton	5
	tofurkey gravy	10
	tofurkey leg	10
	tofurkey nugget	1
	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	30
	tomato	250
	tomato daiquiri	5
	tomato juice of powerful power	38
	tomato soup poster	1
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	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
	tommy gun	5
	tongue depressor	12
	tonguebone	1
	tonic djinn	9
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	too legit potion	2
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	toothbrush	5
	toothsome rock	5
	top	12
	topeé	1
	topiary necktie	1
	topiary nugglet	11
	topiary skunk	1
	topiary tights	1
	torquoise	5
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	tortoboggan	5
	tortoboggan shield	5
	tortoise's blessing	5
	totally sweet mohawk helmet	5
	tourmalime	1
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	toxo	2
	toy accordion	25
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	toy deathbot	1
	toy hoverpad	5
	toy jet pack	15
	toy maglev monorail	6
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	toy six-seater hovercraft	5
	toy soldier	6
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	toy taijijian	5
	toy train	6
	toy wheel	5
	traffic jam	1
	traffic jam toast	1
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	transmission from planet Xi	1
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	transporter transponder	5
	Transylvania Sling	1
	Trash, a Memoir	1
	Travels with Jerry	4
	tree skirt	1
	tree-eating kite	38
	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	5
	Tremella Tarantella mushroom	1
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	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
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	trilobite fossil	1
	triple barreled barrel gun	3
	Trivial Avocations board game	1
	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	5
	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	5
	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	5
	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	5
	troll britches	5
	Trollhouse cookies	45
	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
	tropical Crimbo pressie	1
	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
	tropical island souvenir crate	1
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	tropical wrapping paper	2
	trousers of the white knight	1
	trout fang	10
	troutpiece	5
	true grit	5
	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	1
	tube of dread wax	25
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	tube of herbal ointment	34
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	Tuesday's ruby	9
	tulip	1
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	turtle totem	1,220
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	turtle wax helmet	48
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	Twelve Night Energy	1
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	twinkly wad	150
	twist of lime	4
	twisted piece of wire	5
	twisted-up wet towel	55
	twitching claw	1
	twitching space egg	1
	twitching time capsule	17
	two-handed depthsword	5
	Typical Tavern swill	21
	Ultimate Mind Destroyer	1
	ultimate ultimate frisbee	19
	ultra-deluxe cupcake	2
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	ultrafondue	2
	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
	una poca de gracia	2
	unappetizing mayolus	1
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	uncapped green lava bottle	1
	uncapped red lava bottle	1
	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
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	Uncle Romulus	2
	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
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	uncooked chorizo	96
	underwater slingshot	50
	Underworld acorn	1
	Underworld trunk	1
	undissolvable contact lenses	2
	unearthed potsherd	5
	unearthly onyx	5
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	unidentified jerky	25
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	unlocked meat locker	5
	Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car	2
	Unmotivator: Success Warrior	1
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	unnatural gas	1
	unquiet spirits	7
	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	62
	unrequired jacket	5
	unrolling pin	5
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	unsmoothed velvet	2
	Unspeakable Earring	1
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	unstable DNA	5
	unstable laser battery	4
	unstable quark	15
	untamable turtle	1
	unused soap	14
	unused walkie-talkie	15
	unwound clockwork grapefruit	5
	upsy daisy	5
	Ur-Donut	2
	urchin roe	1
	urinal cake	200
	used beer	5
	useless powder	570
	Valentine	100
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	valuable coin	5
	valuable trinket	215
	vampire chowder	11
	vampire collar	6
	vampire duck-on-a-string	8
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	vampire pearl earring	2
	vampire pearl necklace	2
	vampire pearl ring	2
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	Van der Graaf helmet	2
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	very hot lunch	20
	very large caltrop	5
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	Vial of jus de larmes	1
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	vial of blood simple syrup	5
	vial of Gnomochloric acid	5
	vial of hamethyst juice	5
	vial of holy water	100
	vial of hot blood	1
	vial of patchouli oil	45
	vial of porquoise juice	5
	vial of swamp vapors	1
	vial of The Glistening	6
	vibrating cyborg knife	3
	vibrating mushroom	2
	Vicar's Tutu	1
	vicious spiked collar	1
	viking helmet	470
	vinegar	65
	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	109
	vinyl boots	1
	vinyl ore	2
	vinyl shield	3
	violent pastilles	5
	viral DNA	10
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	Vivian's Vitamin	1
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	vodka and tonic	5
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	vodka martini	21
	Vodka Matryoshka	2
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	volcanic ash	25
	volleyball	5
	voodoo glowskull	25
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	VYKEA blood rune	2
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	VYKEA lightning rune	2
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	VYKEA woadpaint	25
	WA	5
	wad of dough	450
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	wand of fudge control	1
	Wand of Nagamar	7
	Wand of Oscus	1
	wand of pigification	1
	wang	5
	war tongs	15
	warbear accoutrements chunk	2
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	warbear bearserker greaves	1
	warbear bearserker mead	1
	warbear bearserker potion	1
	warbear beeping telegram	5
	warbear blizzard mead	1
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	warbear breakfast machine assembler	1
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	warbear chemistry lab	1
	warbear dress greaves	1
	warbear drone assembler	1
	warbear drone codes	1
	warbear electric long johns	1
	warbear electric warscarf	1
	warbear electro-spiked helm	1
	warbear empathy chip	1
	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
	warbear energy bracers	1
	warbear exhaust manifold	1
	warbear exo-arm	1
	warbear fancy fedora	1
	warbear feasting bread	1
	warbear feasting mead	1
	warbear feathered fedora	1
	warbear fleece-lined long johns	1
	warbear fleece-lined warscarf	1
	warbear foil hat	1
	warbear goggles	1
	warbear gyro	1
	warbear gyrocopter	1
	warbear heated ushanka	1
	warbear helm fragment	2
	warbear high festival pants	1
	warbear high-efficiency still	1
	warbear hoverbelt	1
	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	10
	warbear induction oven	1
	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
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	warbear lined ushanka	1
	warbear liquid lasers	1
	warbear liquid overcoat	1
	warbear long johns	1
	warbear LP-ROM burner	1
	warbear metalworking primer	4
	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
	warbear nuclear bowtie	1
	warbear officer greaves	1
	warbear officer requisition box	2
	warbear oil pan	1
	warbear party pants	1
	warbear plain fedora	1
	warbear plain helm	1
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	warbear plasma bowtie	1
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	warbear procedural hilarity drone	5
	warbear rejuvenation potion	1
	warbear requisition box	4
	warbear robo-camouflage unit	5
	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	5
	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
	warbear soda machine	1
	warbear soda machine assembler	3
	warbear superpotion	1
	warbear thermoregulator bread	3
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	warbear wardance potion	1
	warbear warrior bread	2
	warbear warscarf	1
	warbear whosit	1,000
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	Warm Subject gift certificate	100
	warm war shawarma	2
	Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife	1
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	watered-down Red Minotaur	1
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	waterlogged crate	2
	wax banana	1
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	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	224
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	wedge of gray cheese	1
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	wet venom duct	8
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	whatsit-covered turtle shell	2
	wheel	5
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	white balloon	1,000
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	white Canadian	21
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	Whoompa Fur Pants	5
	whoopie cushion	85
	wicker shield	15
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	wild honey pie	2
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	willyweed	2
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	Wint-O-Fresh mint	30
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	witty rapier	5
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	Wolfman Nardz	12
	wolfskull mask	1
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	wooden axe	5
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	wooden figurine	5
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	wooden spoon	20
	wooden stakes	71
	wool hat	5
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	Work is a Four Letter Sword	3
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	world's most unappetizing beverage	2
	world's smallest violin	7
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	worst candy	2
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	worthless knick-knack	15
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	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	5
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	wriggling tentacle	1
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	Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	1
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	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube	1
	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey	1
	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl	1
	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	1
	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	1
	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito	1
	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles	1
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	Xiblaxian stealth trousers	1
	Xiblaxian stealth vest	1
	Xiblaxian ultraburrito	1
	Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles	1
	yabba dabba doo rag	1
	yak anorak	5
	yak skin	10
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	yak whip	5
	yakskin buckler	5
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	yakskin skirt	5
	yam candy	1
	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	6
	ye olde golde frontes	5
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	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	10
	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	5
	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	38
	yellow brick road	5
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	yellow gummi ingot	2
	yellow matter custard	5
	yellow paisley oyster egg	5
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	yellow plastic hard hat	5
	yellow plastic oyster egg	5
	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	5
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	yellow striped oyster egg	10
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	yo	5
	yo-yo	5
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	Young Man's Cargo Load	1
	Young Man's Crew Sequester	1
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	Yummy Tummy bean	670
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	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	2
	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1