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Display Case for Lord Stefano (#536624)
This player is a member of the clan Redemption City.

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Lord Stefano (#536624)
This player has 9,449 unique items and 3,310,454 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"caramel" orange 10
"DEBBIE" tattoo kit 10
"DRINK ME" potion 10
"honey" dipper 10
"Humorous" T-shirt 38
"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt 10
"KICK ME" sign 215
"meat" stick 10
"Remember the Trees" Shirt 10
Überraschthexengebräu 70
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 10
1,970 carat gold 11
1-ball 10
1.21 jigawatts 11
1/6th Pound Cake 10
100-Watt bulb 14
11-leaf clover 10
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 111
18-picohertz resonator crystal 15
1952 Mickey Mantle card 13
2-ball 10
20-lb can of rice and beans 13
25-meat staff 10
3-ball 10
30669 scroll 10
33398 scroll 10
334 scroll 10
37x37x37 puzzle cube 10
4-ball 10
4-d camera 10
4-dimensional fez 10
4-dimensional guitar 10
4:20 bomb 10
5-Alarm Saucepan 10
5-ball 10
5-hour acrimony 10
6-ball 10
64067 scroll 110
668 scroll 282
7-ball 10
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 10
7-inch discus 13
8-ball 110,513
8-billed baseball cap 12
8-bit banana 120
9-ball 10
99.44% pure math 10
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 10
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) 1
a bug's lymph 11
a butt tuba 10
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 5
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 6
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 3
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 1
a cute angel 1
A Guide to Safari 5
A Light that Never Goes Out 10
a little sump'm sump'm 760
A muse-bouche 69
a suspicious address 1
A. W. O. L. commendation 101
abandoned candy 10
abominable blubber 11
abominable snowcone 10
absentee voter ballot 50
abstraction: action 10
abstraction: category 10
abstraction: certainty 10
abstraction: comprehension 10
abstraction: joy 10
abstraction: motion 10
abstraction: perception 10
abstraction: purpose 10
abstraction: sensation 10
abstraction: thought 10
Abuela Crimbo's special magnet 1
abyssal battle plans 1
Abyssal ember 12
acceptable bagel 10
acceptable mayolus 10
accidental cider 10
accidental mutton 10
accord ion 54
accordion file 10
Accordion of Jordion 10
accordionoid rocca 10
acid-squirting flower 10
acoustic guitarrr 10
actual blood sausage 10
actual reality goggles 10
actual tapas 210
adder 535
adder bladder 246,642
adhesive tape dolly 10
adobe brittle 6
adorable seal larva 13
Adventurer bobblehead 10
adventurer clone egg 1
aerated diving helmet 91
Aerheads 10
aerogel accordion 1
aerogel akubra 1
aerogel anvil 1
aerogel apron 1
aerogel ascot 1
aerogel attache case 1
aerosolized aerogel 1
Affirmation Cookie 14
affordable teak perch 10
Afternoon Delight 110
Agent Corrigan's cigarette 10
Agent Mauve 12
Aggressive Carrot 13
Agitated Turkey 10
agnolotti arboli 10
agua de vida 1,010
Aiolion 4
airblaster gun 10
airborne mutagen 31
airplane charter: Dinseylandfill 1
airplane charter: Spring Break Beach 1
airplane charter: The Glaciest 1
airplane tattoo 10
alabaster bishop 14
alabaster king 17
alabaster knight 15
alabaster pawn 12
alabaster queen 15
alabaster rook 13
alarm accordion 10
albatross necklace 11
Aldebaran sardines 10
Alewife™ Ale 10
Alexy sauce 10
Alice's Army Alchemist 10
Alice's Army booster box 1
Alice's Army Bowman 10
Alice's Army Cleric 10
Alice's Army Coward 10
Alice's Army Dervish 10
Alice's Army Foil Alchemist 11
Alice's Army Foil Bowman 1
Alice's Army Foil Cleric 5
Alice's Army Foil Coward 4
Alice's Army Foil Dervish 1
Alice's Army Foil Guard 10
Alice's Army Foil Halberder 11
Alice's Army Foil Hammerman 3
Alice's Army Foil Horseman 3
Alice's Army Foil Lanceman 8
Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber 10
Alice's Army Foil Martyr 1
Alice's Army Foil Ninja 10
Alice's Army Foil Nurse 10
Alice's Army Foil Page 10
Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden 10
Alice's Army Foil Sniper 2
Alice's Army Foil Spearsman 10
Alice's Army Foil Swordsman 10
Alice's Army Foil tattoo 1
Alice's Army Foil Wallman 11
Alice's Army Guard 10
Alice's Army Halberder 10
Alice's Army Hammerman 10
Alice's Army Horseman 10
Alice's Army Lanceman 10
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 10
Alice's Army Martyr 10
Alice's Army Ninja 10
Alice's Army Nurse 10
Alice's Army Page 10
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 10
Alice's Army Sniper 10
Alice's Army Spearsman 10
Alice's Army Swordsman 10
Alice's Army Wallman 10
alien animal goo 70
alien animal milk 1
alien autoautopsy kit 10
alien drugs 10
alien force field disruptor bean 10
alien gemstone 15
alien hologram projector 10
alien meat 10
alien plant fibers 11
alien plant goo 11
alien plant pod 1
alien plant sample 13
alien protein powder 10
alien rock sample 10
alien sandwich 10
alien source code printout 10
alien source code printout (used) 1
alien toenails 10
alien zoological sample 11
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig 1
all-purpose cleaner 1,010
all-purpose flower 10
all-year sucker 1
almost-dead walkie-talkie 310
alpha-mail pants 755
alphabet gum 10
alpine watercolor set 10
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
Amanitee 5
amber aviator shades 10
Ambitious Turkey 1,150
ammonite candy mold 10
ammonite fossil 10
Amnesiac Ale 10
amok pudding 10
amok putter 10
Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes 22
amphibious tophat 11
amulet of extreme plot significance 10
Amulet of Perpetual Darkness 10
Amulet of Yendor 10
ancient calendar 10
ancient calendar fragment 10
ancient cursed foot locker 10
ancient Elf dessert spoon 1
ancient frozen dinner 10
ancient hot dog wrapper 10
ancient ice cream scoop 10
ancient Magi-Wipes 10
ancient meat 4
ancient medicinal herbs 122
ancient oil painting of yourself 9
ancient pills 11
ancient poisoned dart 10
Ancient Protector Soda 10
ancient protein powder 10
ancient redwood 6
Ancient Saucehelm 35
ancient spice 10
ancient stone fist 11
ancient stone head 10
ancient turtle shell 10
ancient turtle shell helmet 10
ancient turtle shell powder 10
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 24
ancient vinyl coin purse 10
anemone nematocyst 10
anemone sauce 10
anemoney clip 3
angel-food cake 10
Angelhair Culottes 11
anger blaster 11
angry agate 14
Angry Farmer candy 10
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 10
angry inch 365
angst burger 1,010
animal part cracker 10
anise-flavored venom 10
Ankh of Badahnkadh 10
ankleweights 10
anniversary balloon 10
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary gift box 1
Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy 1
anniversary pewter cape 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
annoying pitchfork 10
ant agonist 10
ant antidepressant 12
ant hoe 10
ant pick 10
ant pitchfork 10
ant rake 10
ant sickle 45
Antagonistic Snowman Kit 6
anti-anti-antidote 10
anti-burn cream 5
anti-creep cream 1
anti-freeze cream 2
anti-goosebump cream 11
anti-odor cream 11
anti-pain cream 10
anticheese 510
antimatter wad 10
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 12
antique accordion 10
antique beer 11
antique bottle of cough syrup 21
antique bottle opener 15
antique Canadian lantern 9
antique greaves 11,251
antique hand mirror 10
antique helmet 7,421
antique machete 69
antique nutcracker beard 10
antique nutcracker boots 10
antique nutcracker cape 10
antique nutcracker drumstick 10
antique nutcracker epaulets 10
antique nutcracker figurine 10
antique nutcracker hat 10
antique nutcracker pants 10
antique nutcracker sword 10
antique nutcracker waistcoat 10
antique packet of ketchup 10
antique painting of a landscape 17
antique pair of blue jeans 10
antique record album 22
antique shield 9,624
antique souvenir drawing 18
antique spear 6,473
antique spyglass 10
antique tacklebox 1
Apathargic Bandersnatch 1
apathetic lizardman doll 10
aquamariner's necklace 10
aquamariner's ring 10
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 10
arcanoferric housing 16
archaeologing shovel 2
Argarggagarg's fang 15
arm buzzer 10
armgun 10
armored prawn 10
around the world 360
Arr, M80 10
Arrow (+1) 1,111
arrow'd heart balloon 4
arrowgram 10
arrrgyle socks 10
Arrrmetia trading card 12
arse-a'fire elixir 7
artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice 311
artisanal homebrew gift package 12
artisanal homebrew sampler 11
artisanal limoncello 37
Artist's Butterknife of Regret 10
Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness 10
Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury 10
Artist's Spatula of Despair 10
Artist's Whisk of Misery 10
asbestos apron 349
asbestos crossbow 10
asbestos crossbow string 16
asbestos helmet turtle 13
asbestos meat stack 11
asbestos ore 210
asbestos staff 24
asbestos stick 17
asbestos sword 33
asbestos sword hilt 15
asbestos thermos 10
ASCII fu manchu 110
ASCII shirt 10
Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring) 1
ash soda 10
Asleep in the Cemetery 10
asparagus knife 10
asparagus lo mein 22
asparagus stir-fry 10
aspirin 10
Ass-Stompers of Violence 5
assassin's cheese knife 10
asshat 10
asteroid belt 10
astral badger 1
astral mushroom 10
astronaut pants 36
Atomic Comic 10
Atomic Pop 10
atomic vector plotter 10
attention spanner 10
attorney's badge 666
augmented El Vibrato drone 10
augmented-reality shades 10
Aura Libre 10
Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) 1
autocalliope 10
automa-bot parts 10
automatic catapult 10
automatic wine thief 1
autumn breeze 11
autumn dollar 10
autumn leaf 10
autumn years wisdom 11
autumn-spice donut 22
AutumnFest ale 10
autumnic balm 11
auxiliary backbone 10
avatar of the Unconscious Collective 1
awful poetry journal 5,010
Ax of L'rose 1
Aye Aye 10
Aye Aye, Captain 20
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth 10
Azurite 1,111
bätzle 10
baby bark scorpion 1
baby cuddlefish 10
baby killer bee 10
baby oil shooter 10
baby rigging snake 3
babycakes 10
backwoods banjo 2
backwoods screwdriver 360
BACON 10
bacon bath ball 10
baconstone 13
baconstone bracelet 10
baconstone earring 10
baconstone pendant 10
baconstone ring 10
baconstone-handled sixgun 10
bad penguin egg 1
bad rum and good cola 10
bad vibroknife 1
bad-ass club 10
badass belt 398
badass pie 11
badge of authority 10
badger badge 10
bag of airline peanuts 10
bag of bones 12
bag of Cheat-Os 10
bag of foreign bribes 10
bag of GORF 2,010
bag of GORP 1,010
bag of grain 10
bag of gross foreign snacks 10
bag of Iunion stones 1
bag of lard 34
bag of many confections 10
bag of park garbage 11,111
bag of pygmy blood 10
bag of QWOP 1,010
bag of random words 10
bag of sausage links 10
bag of unfinished business 50
bag of W&Ws 2,610
bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts 1
bagged stuffed "L" 1
baggie of powdered sugar 186
baggie of regular-sized tardigrades 10
Baja sopapilla 10
baked stuffing 10
bakelite backpack 1
bakelite badge 1
bakelite belt 1
bakelite bits 1
bakelite bowl 1
bakelite breeches 1
bakelite brooch 1
bakelite-covered bacon 10
Bal-musette accordion 10
balaclava 10
balaclava baklava 10
balanced antler 16
ball 10
ball-in-a-cup 8
ballast turtle 10
balloon helmet 10
balloon monkey 10
balloon shield 10
balloon sword 10
ballpark hot daub 10
ballroom blintz 10
baloney rotgut 10
balsa plank 212
balsam barrel 11
bamboo bokuto 10
banana 10
banana candle 10
banana cream pie 13
banana daiquiri 14
banana milkshake 10
banana peel 306
banana smoothie 13
banana split 6
banana spritzer 12
banana supersucker 10
banana-frosted king cake 10
bananagate 10
bananarama bangle 10
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 10
baneful bandolier 11
Banfoy's Boutique Order Form 1
Bangyomaman battle juice 10
banjo kazoo mount 10
banjo strings 10
baobab sap 10
bar of freeze-dried water 15
bar skin 10
bar whip 10
barbed-wire fence 52
bargain flash powder 10
baritone accordion 10
bark beret 10
bark boxers 15
bark bracelet 10
bark rootbeer 10
barnacle-encrusted sweater 1
barnacled barrel 8,110
Barney's rake 22
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 107
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 21
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 142
barrel beryl 10
barrel beryl choker 10
barrel beryl nose ring 10
barrel beryl ring 10
barrel cracker 10
barrel gun 10
barrel pickle 10
barrel-aged eggnog 1
barrel-aged martini 12
barrelhead 41
barrrnacle 10
barskin buckler 10
barskin cloak 10
barskin hat 10
barskin loincloth 15
barskin tent 10
bartender skull 10
bartender-in-the-box 10
bartender-skull-in-the-box 10
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 11
Barulio's bottle 10
basaltamander buckler 2
basaltamander tongue 10
baseball 10
Bash-Ōs boxtop 10
Bash-Ōs cereal 10
basic martini 12
basic meat crossbow 10
basic meat fez 11
basic meat foon 10
basic meat helmet 10
basic meat kilt 10
basic meat pants 10
basic meat skirt 10
basic meat spork 10
basic meat staff 10
basic meat sword 10
basking robin 1
bastard baster 10
Bastille Battalion cheese wheel 10
Bastille Battalion control rig crate 1
Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher 11
Bastille Battalion tattoo kit 2
bat guano 3,210
bat haggis 10
bat hat 12
bat whip 13
bat wing 10
bat wing kabob 10
bat wing stir-fry 10
bat-ass leather jacket 10
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 11
batarang 15
batblade 35
Batfellow comic 2
batgut 1,010
bath ball gift set 10
batskin belt 213
battered Crimbo Crate 10
battered hubcap 10
battered old top-hat 10
battery (9-Volt) 10
battery (AA) 10
battery (AAA) 11
battery (car) 10
battery (D) 10
battery (lantern) 10
battery-powered drill 14
Battlie Light Saver 10
battoo kit 1
bauxite beret 26
bauxite bow-tie 10
bauxite boxers 33
bazooka cozy 10
bazookafish bubble gum 10
beach ball marble 10
Beach Buck 10
Beach Comb Box 1
beach glass bead 10
beach glass necklace 10
bean burrito 10
beanbag chair 10
bear claw 360
beard incense 101
beastly paste 10
beaten-up Chucks 10
beautiful rainbow 10
beautiful soup 10
beaver punch (cherry) 10
beaver punch (papaya) 12
beaver punch (peach) 10
beaver spear 10
beavermouth 69
bed of coals 10
Beefy Crunch Pastaco 10
beefy fish meat 11
beefy pill 13
beer basted brat 10
beer bomb 10
beer bong 10
beer cartilage 10
beer goggles 10
beer helmet 10
beer lens 13,031
beer-a-pult 19
beer-battered accordion 10
beer-scented teddy bear 10
beer-soaked mop 10
beertini 10
beery blood 10,010
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 5
beetle antenna 10
beggin' cologne 16
begpwnia 10
beholed bedsheet 12
beige clambroth marble 10
Beignet Milgranet 10
bejeweled accordion strap 15
bejeweled cufflinks 10
bejeweled pledge pin 10
belemnite candy mold 10
belemnite fossil 10
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 10
bellhop bell 10
bellhop's hat 10
Belt of Howling Anger 12
Belt of Loathing 1
belt of Ogrekind 11
Ben-Gal™ Balm 10
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 12
bent scrap metal 50
berries of suffering 10
berry-infused sake 10
Better Than Cuddling Cake 343
Bettie page 10
bewitching boots 10
bezoar ring 10
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 10
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 10
BGE merchandise order form 24
BGE pocket calendar 11
BGE shotglass 75
BGE temporary tattoo 14
BGE tiny plastic toy 17
bi-lateral logic compressor 10
Bicycle 8
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 10
big bad voodoo mask 101
big bass drum 10
big boom 10
big bumboozer marble 6
big bundle of chamoix 110
Big Candy's tophat 1
big dribbly candle 10
big glob of skin 10
big hot pepper 12
Big Punk 10
big red button 10
big red clown nose 10
big rock 10
big slimy cyst 10
big stick 10
big stirring stick 10
big tun 2,010
bigger stick 10
biker's hat 10
bilge wine 1,010
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 10
bindle of joy 83
bindlestocking 10
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 10
birdbone corset 10
birdybug antenna 11
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 10
bishop cookie 10
Bit O' Ectoplasm 75
Bit O' Quail Spleen 10
bit of clingfilm 10
bit-o-cactus 10
bite-me-red lipstick 10
bitter bowtie 10
bitter pill 10
BitterSweetTarts 10
BittyCar HotCar 2
BittyCar MeatCar 1
BittyCar SoulCar 2
Bjorn's Hammer 12
black & tan 310
Black and White Apron Meal Kit 3
black and white cracker 10
Black Angus blackburger 1
Black Bart's Booty 6
black belt 11
black blade 10
Black Body™ spray 10
black brandy 2
black BRICKO brick 10
black candy heart 10
black candygram 13
black catseye marble 10
black cherry soda 10
black cloak 10
black cowboy hat 10
black Crimbo ball 10
black eye shadow 130
black eyedrops 20
black facepaint 10
black forest cake 10
black forest ham 10
black friar's tonsure 222
black gallstone 10
black gold 10
black greaves 10
black helmet 10
Black Hole 10
black kettle drum 10
black label 10
black lotus 11
black magic powder 111
black mana 10
Black No. 2 10
black paisley oyster egg 10
black pension check 11
black pepper 10
black picnic basket 2,110
black pixel 10
black plastic oyster egg 10
black polka-dot oyster egg 10
black pudding 10
black sheepskin diploma 65,432
black shield 10
black slime glob 9
black snake skin 110
black snowcone 10
black spot 10
black striped oyster egg 10
black sword 10
black tear 10
black velvet box 10
black-and-blue light 1,510
blackberry 1,010
blackberry combat boots 15
blackberry galoshes 10
blackberry moccasins 18
blackberry polite 121
blackberry slippers 13
Blackfly Chardonnay 1,010
blammer 10
blank diary 11
blank fudge mold 11
blank note 1
blank prescription sheet 10
Blatantly Canadian 10
blended frozen swill 10
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 15
blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail 14
blind-packed capsule toy 10
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 10
Bling of the New Wave 10
Blizzards I Have Died In 10
blob of acid 110
blob of Alphredo™ 10
blob of wood glue 10
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 10
Blood 'n' Plenty 10
blood and blood 10
blood flower 10
blood kiwi 15
Blood Light 11
blood of the Wereseal 10
blood roll-up 10
blood sausage 10
blood snowcone 10
blood-drive sticker 11
blood-faced volleyball 10
blood-red mushroom wine 10
blood-soaked sponge cake 10
Bloodbath 1
bloodied surgical dungarees 111
bloodstain stick 10
bloodstick 10
bloody beer 10
bloody clown pants 10
bloody kiwitini 10
bloody mary 10
Bloody Nora 10
blowdart 10
blown-out speaker cone 10
blue canary nightlight 10
blue class ring 336
Blue Diamond of Honesty 4
blue glowstick 12
blue grass 10
blue lava globs 20
blue LavaCo Lamp™ 11
blue mana 10
blue money bag 10
blue oyster badge 310
blue paisley oyster egg 10
blue pixel 10
blue pixel potion 10
blue plasma ball 2,010
blue plastic baby 11
blue plastic oyster egg 10
blue plate 1
blue polka-dot oyster egg 10
blue potion 10
blue pumps 10
blue raspberry troll doll 7
blue ribbon 1
blue rocket 10
blue shell 10
blue snowcone 10
blue striped oyster egg 10
blue suede shoes 10
blue traffic cone 1
blue tulip 10
blue velvet cake 10
blue-frosted astral cupcake 10
blueberry muffin 2
blueberry-frosted king cake 10
blundarrrbus 10
blunt cat claw 10
blunt icepick 10
Bluzzard 2
bobble-hip hula elf doll 1
bobcat grenade 38
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
body spradium 11
Bohemian rhapsody 10
boilermaker 10
boilgun 4
boiling broth 10
boiling hot cocoa 10
boiling seal blood 10
bolder boulder 4
Boletus Broletus mushroom 10
Boltsmann ID badge 3
bomb of unknown origin 10
bone abacus 140
bone and arrows 1
bone aperitif 3
bone bandoneon 10
bone bons 10
bone broth 10
bone chips 11
bone collar 10
bone crusher 3
bone flour 1
bone flute 10
bone meal 10
bone rattle 10
bone spurs 6
Bone's Farm "wine" 10
boneana hammock 5
bonedanna 5
bonerang 1
Bonerdagon necklace 67
Bonestabber 13
boning knife 1
bonsai tree 10
booby trap 11
book of matches 310
Book of Old-Timey Carols 1
Booke of Vampyric Knowledge 11
Boosty Juice 3
boot flask 10
boot knife 266
BOOterfinger 10
BOOtonniere 10
Boots of Twilight Whispers 10
booty chest charrrm 10
booty chest charrrm bracelet 10
booze bindle 10
booze drive button 1
booze mailing list 1
booze-soaked cherry 130
boozebomb 10
Boozehounds Anonymous token 10
Bordeaux Marteaux 10
borg sock monkey 10
boring spaghetti 10
Boris's beer 10
Boris's Helm 1
Boris's Helm (askew) 1
Boris's key lime 10
Boris's key lime pie 10
Boris's ring 10
borrowed time 10
Boss Bat bling 222
Boss Bat britches 98
Boss Drops 12
bottle of alcohol 10
bottle of Amontillado 11
bottle of anís 10
bottle of antifreeze 10
bottle of black cat tonic 10
bottle of Blank-Out 10
bottle of Bloodweiser 1
bottle of bubbles 10
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 10
bottle of clam juice 10
bottle of Cochon Noir 4
bottle of cooking sherry 10
bottle of Crème de Fugu 10
bottle of Crimbognac 10
bottle of dark rhum 10
bottle of Definit 10
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 10
bottle of drinkin' gas 10
bottle of Evermore 10
bottle of extra-dark rhum 10
bottle of extra-strength melodramamine 10
bottle of fire 10
bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA 10
bottle of fruity "wine" 10
bottle of gin 1,010
bottle of Goldschnöckered 10
bottle of goofballs 294
bottle of Greedy Dog 10
bottle of gregnadigne 10
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 10
bottle of Lambada Lambic 10
bottle of laundry sherry 10
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 10
bottle of lighter fluid 10
bottle of limeade 15
bottle of lovebug pheromones 1
bottle of melodramamine 12
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 10
bottle of moontan lotion 11
bottle of Mystic Shell 13
bottle of norwhiskey 10
bottle of novelty hot sauce 10
bottle of Old Pugilist 11
bottle of Ooze-O 10
bottle of peppermint schnapps 11
bottle of perfume 10
bottle of Pete's Sake 10
bottle of Pinot Renoir 10
bottle of pirate juice 17
bottle of popskull 10
bottle of Professor Beer 10
bottle of Race Car Red 10
bottle of Rapier Witbier 10
bottle of realpagne 10
bottle of Red-Out 10
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 10
bottle of rum 8,010
bottle of sake 10
bottle of Sanguiovese 10
bottle of sea wine 10
bottle of sewage schnapps 1,010
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 13
bottle of super-extra-dark rhum 10
bottle of tequila 2,111
bottle of ultravitamins 10
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 10
bottle of vodka 1,010
bottle of whiskey 6,111
bottle of wine 10
bottle opener belt buckle 10
bottle-rocket crossbow 1
bottlecap turtle 43
bottled day 10
bottled inspiration 10
bottled swamp gas 10
bottled Vampire Vintner 1
bottoms of the barrel 24
boulder 12
Boulevardier cocktail 10
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Cherry Cloaca Cola 25,000
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Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 10
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crident 101
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 10
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CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 10
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 10
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 10
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CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 10
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crowbarrr 10
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CSA bravery badge 931
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CSA scoutmaster's "water" 1,111
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cube of ectoplasm 110
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cuddly teddy bear 13
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cupcake-in-a-cup 10
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cuppa Feroci tea 10
cuppa Flamibili tea 69
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cuppa Frost tea 10
cuppa Gill tea 10
cuppa Impregnabili tea 10
cuppa Improprie tea 43
cuppa Insani tea 10
cuppa Irritabili tea 10
cuppa Loyal tea 10
cuppa Mana tea 10
cuppa Mediocri tea 10
cuppa Monstrosi tea 10
cuppa Morbidi tea 60
cuppa Nas tea 10
cuppa Net tea 10
cuppa Neuroplastici tea 10
cuppa Obscuri tea 60
cuppa Physicali tea 10
cuppa Proprie tea 10
cuppa Royal tea 10
cuppa Serendipi tea 10
cuppa Sobrie tea 10
cuppa Toast tea 11
cuppa Twen tea 10
cuppa Uncertain tea 10
cuppa Vitali tea 10
cuppa Voraci tea 10
cuppa Wit tea 10
cuppa Yet tea 13
curdflinger 12
curmudgel 10
cursed black pearl onion 10
cursed bottle of black-label rum 10
cursed bottle of rum 10
cursed breeches 10
cursed cannonball 10
cursed chocolate doubloon 10
cursed cutlass 10
cursed dirty joke scroll 10
cursed eyepatch 10
cursed microwave 1
cursed piece of thirteen 10
cursed pirate cutlass 2
cursed pony keg 1
Cursed Punch 50
cursed ring finger ring 10
cursed scrunchie 10
cursed sea biscuit 10
cursed swash buckle 1
cursed tricorn hat 1
cursed voodoo skull 10
cursed wishbone 3
custard pie 1,000
custom avatar form 1
custom sixgun 10
cute bow from beyond the stars 10
cute meteoroid 10
cute mushroom 10
cyan seashell 10
cyber-mattock 10
cyborg doll 10
cyborg stompin' boot 10
Cycloney 3
cyclops eyedrops 10
cylindrical mold 10
cymbal syrup 10
D roll 10
d10 10
d12 10
d20 10
d4 10
d6 11
d8 10
Dad's brandy 10
daddy shortlegs leg 10
Daffy Taffy 31,111
Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually 10
Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting 10
Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master 10
Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested 117
Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart 10
Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose 10
Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week 10
daily dungeon malware 10
daisy 62,966
Daisy's unclean bloomers 10
Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield 1
damp bar rag 10
damp old wallet 26
dance card 10
dancing fan 80
dangerous jerkcicle 10
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 12
Dark & Starry 14
dark baconstone ring 10
dark hamethyst ring 10
dark porquoise ring 10
dark potion 10
Das Überkühlraum trading card 10
das boot 14
daub-breaker 10
day-old beer 10
deactivated MicroMechaMech 11
deactivated mini-Trainbot 5
Deactivated MiniMechaElf 1
deactivated nanobots 1
Deactivated O. A. F. 10
deactivated putty buddy 3
dead guy's memento 10
dead guy's piece of double-sided tape 10
dead guy's watch 10
dead lights pie 10
dead meat bun 10
deadfall branch 10
deadly lampshade 90
deadly nightshade 12
deanimated reanimator's coffin 1
death blossom 10
debonair deboner 4
decanter of fine Scotch 10
decaying goldfish liver 10
decaying wooden oar 10
decaying wooden paddle 1
decaying wooden pole 1
decent brain 10
deck of lewd playing cards 10
deck of tropical cards 14
decomposed boot 84
decorative fountain 10
deed to Oliver's Place 1
Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe 10
deep six-shooter 10
defective Game Grid token 2
defective skull 9,305
dehydrated caviar 10
delectable catalyst 10
delectable fire ant 10
delicious candy 10
delicious comfit? 16
delicious noodles 10
delicious salad 150
delicious shimmering moth 10
delicious spicy noodles 10
delicious star salad 10
delicious stinkbug 10
delicious swamp muck 10
deluxe fax machine 10
deluxe layer cake 10
deluxe Neverending Party favor 10
demon buckler 10
demon makeup kit 13
demon skin 125,090
demon whip 10
demon-horned hat 115
demonic cow's blood 10
demonic paste 10
demonic surgical gloves 2,437
demonskin jacket 20
demonskin trousers 17
denastified haunch 3
denim axe 54
denim jacket 10
Dennis's blessing of Minerva 13
dense meat crossbow 10
dense meat stack 12
dense meat staff 10
dense meat sword 10
dental pliers 10
dented harmonica 10
dented spoon 1,010
deodorant 10
depantsing bomb 10
depleted Crimbonium football helmet 10
depleted Grimacite astrolabe 4
depleted Grimacite grappling hook 10
depleted Grimacite gravy boat 4
depleted Grimacite hammer 3
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 15
depleted Grimacite ninja mask 7
depleted Grimacite shinguards 4
depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt 9
depleted uranium seal figurine 15
desiccated apricot 10
designer handbag 10
desktop zen garden 10
detective skull 10
detective tattoo 1
dethklok 10
detour shield 1
devil hair pasta 10
Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce 10
devil's-food cake 10
devil-summoning hat 339
deviled egg 10
devilish folio 10
dew yoana lei 10
dew yoana salacious lei 10
diabolical crossbow 10
diamond necklace 10
diamond-studded cane 10
diamond-studded fronts 10
diamondback skin 15
dice belt buckle 1
dice ring 1
dice sunglasses 1
dice-print do-rag 1
dice-print pajama pants 1
dice-shaped backpack 1
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 10
didgeridooka 10
Diet Cloaca Cola 10
dieting pill 10
digital key lime 10
digital key lime pie 10
digital underground potion 10
dilapidated wizard hat 10
dill 238
diluted makeup 11
dinged-up triangle 10
dingy planks 10
dinner roll 10
Dinsey face paint 10
Dinsey food-cone 10
Dinsey Maintenance Manual 10
Dinsey tattoo kit 10
Dinsey Whinskey 10
Dinsey's brain 1
Dinsey's glove 14
Dinsey's oculus 4
Dinsey's pants 1
Dinsey's pizza cutter 1
Dinsey's radar dish 1
dire fudgesicle 10
dirt julep 10
dirty bottlecap 2
dirty hobo gloves 10
dirty rigging rope 88
disassembled clover 1,010
disbelief suspenders 10
discarded button 2
discarded swimming trunks 10
Disco 'Fro Pick 20
disco ball 10
Disco Banjo 10
disco biscuit 10
disco horoscope (Aquarius) 10
disco horoscope (Aries) 10
disco horoscope (Cancer) 10
disco horoscope (Capricorn) 40
disco horoscope (Gemini) 10
disco horoscope (Leo) 10
disco horoscope (Libra) 10
disco horoscope (Pisces) 10
disco horoscope (Sagittarius) 47
disco horoscope (Scorpio) 10
disco horoscope (Taurus) 10
disco horoscope (Virgo) 10
disco mask 10
discocktail 10
disconnected intergnat 1
Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate 11
disease 1,349
disembodied brain 10
disembodied smile 10
Disgeist 11
Dish of Clarified Butter 10
dishrag 10
disintegrating barrel 4,010
disintegrating quill pen 1,010
disintegrating sheet music 10
disintegrating spiky collar 10
displaced fish 10
disposable instant camera 55
disposable lighter 10
distention pill 10
distilled fortified wine 10
distilled resin 11
distressed denim pants 10
disturbing fanfic 10
Divine 10
divine blowout 10
divine can of silly string 10
divine champagne flute 10
divine champagne popper 10
divine cracker 10
divine noisemaker 10
diving muff 13
DIY protonic accelerator kit 1
DNOTC Box 11
do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit 7
Doc Clock's thyme cocktail 12
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 10
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 10
Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic 10
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 10
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 10
Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum 10
Doc's Fortifying Wine 10
Doc's Limbering Wine 10
Doc's Medical-Grade Wine 13
Doc's Miracle Cure 10
Doc's Smartifying Wine 10
Doc's Special Reserve Wine 11
dog ointment 10
Dogsgotnonoz pills 10
doll house 31
doll-eye amulet 1
dollar sign 10
dollar-sign bag 690
dollhive 10
dollop of barbecue sauce 10
Dolph Bossin's charity note 1
Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat 1
Dolphin King's crown 15
dolphin whistle 10
donated booze 10
donated candy 10
donated food 10
donkey flipbook 10
dope gangsta bling-bling 10
dope wheels 10
dorky glasses 10
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 10
double barreled barrel gun 10
double daisy 11
double entendre 10
double-barreled sling 11
double-ice box 10
double-ice britches 10
double-ice cap 10
double-ice gum 10
Doublepunchplanter 10
doubt cannon 10
dove DNA 13
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 200
drab sonata 310
Drac & Tan 10
drafty drawers 10
draggin' ball hat 10
dragon snaps 10
dragonfish caviar 10
Dragonscale breastplate 10
Dramatic™ range 11
Drapes-You-Regally 6
dread tarragon 10
dreadful box 60
dreadful fedora 10
dreadful glove 10
dreadful roast 10
dreadful sweater 10
dreadlock whip 10
Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge 10
Dreadsylvanian Almanac page 10
Dreadsylvanian clockwork key 10
Dreadsylvanian cold pocket 4
Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned 2
Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy 4
Dreadsylvanian grimlet 5
Dreadsylvanian hemlock 10
Dreadsylvanian hot pocket 6
Dreadsylvanian hot toddy 2
Dreadsylvanian seed pod 10
Dreadsylvanian shepherd's pie 2
Dreadsylvanian skeleton key 10
Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket 3
Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple 5
Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket 130
Dreadsylvanian stew 13
Dreadsylvanian stink pocket 3
dream of a dog 10
dreaming Jung man 1
dregs of a Crimbo cocktail 12
dress pants 10
Dressage 4
dried face 10
dried gelatinous cube 4
drink chit 10
drinks tray 10
Drip harness 10
Drip Institute petri dish 10
Driplet 10
dripping meat crossbow 10
dripping meat staff 10
dripping meat sword 10
drippy bezoar 1
drippy bromide 1
drippy candy bar 1
drippy caviar 11
drippy diadem 2
drippy enzyme 1
drippy flux 1
drippy grub 1
drippy ichor 1
drippy khakis 2
drippy nugget 10
drippy orb 1
drippy pigment 1
drippy pilsner 1
drippy plum(?) 12
drippy salt 1
drippy seed 1
drippy staff 1
drippy stake 10
drippy stein 10
drippy truncheon 10
Dripwood slab 1
drive-by shooting 10
drive-thru burger 10
Drizzlers™ Black Licorice 10
droll monocle 10
dromedary drinking helmet 10
drone self-destruct chip 10
droopy doll eye 10
drop of water-37 10
droppable microphone 11
dropped scrap of paper 11
Drowsy Sword 333
drug cocktail sauce 10
druidic s'more 11
drum machine 10
drum of pomade 10
drum of tommy ammo 510
Drunk Uncles holo-record 10
Drunken Astrophysicist 10
Drunken Neurologist 10
Drunken Philosopher 10
Drunkula's bell 10
Drunkula's cape 9
Drunkula's ring of haze 8
Drunkula's silky pants 8
Drunkula's wineglass 8
dry cleaning receipt 10
dry martini 10
dry noodles 22,010
dry vodka martini 10
drywall axe 545
dubious loincloth 10
dubious peppermint 10
ducha de oro 1,010
duck-on-a-string 11
duct tape 1,010
duct tape buckler 10
duct tape dockers 10
duct tape fedora 10
duct tape shirt 10
duct tape sword 10
duct tape wallet 10
dude ranch souvenir crate 18
dueling banjo 17
dueling turtle 10
DUFRESNE Suds 12
Duke Vampire's regal cloak 10
dull fish scale 10
dumb mud 10
Dump Truck 33
dungeon dragon chest 10
Dungeon Fist gauntlet 5
dungeoneer's dungarees 10
dungeoneering kit 10
duonoculars 35
Duskwalker fangs 10
Duskwalker syringe 10
Dust bunny 15
dusty animal cranium 10
dusty animal jawbone 10
dusty animal pelvis 10
dusty animal skull 10
dusty barrel 2,010
dusty bottle of blood 10
dusty bottle of Marsala 10
dusty bottle of Merlot 10
dusty bottle of Muscat 10
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 10
dusty bottle of Port 10
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 10
dusty Crimbo crate 11
dusty eighth caudal vertebra 10
dusty eighth thoracic vertebra 10
dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra 10
dusty fifth caudal vertebra 10
dusty fifth cervical vertebra 10
dusty fifth lumbar vertebra 10
dusty fifth thoracic vertebra 11
dusty first caudal vertebra 10
dusty first cervical vertebra 10
dusty first lumbar vertebra 10
dusty first thoracic vertebra 10
dusty fourth caudal vertebra 10
dusty fourth cervical vertebra 10
dusty fourth lumbar vertebra 10
dusty fourth thoracic vertebra 10
dusty left clavicle 10
dusty left eighth rib 10
dusty left eleventh rib 10
dusty left femur 10
dusty left fibula 10
dusty left fifth rib 10
dusty left first front claw 10
dusty left first rear claw 10
dusty left first rib 10
dusty left fourth front claw 10
dusty left fourth rear claw 10
dusty left fourth rib 10
dusty left humerus 10
dusty left kneecap 10
dusty left ninth rib 10
dusty left radius 10
dusty left scapula 10
dusty left second front claw 10
dusty left second rear claw 10
dusty left second rib 10
dusty left seventh rib 10
dusty left sixth rib 10
dusty left tenth rib 10
dusty left third front claw 10
dusty left third rear claw 10
dusty left third rib 10
dusty left thumb 10
dusty left tibia 10
dusty left twelfth rib 10
dusty left ulna 10
dusty ninth caudal vertebra 10
dusty ninth thoracic vertebra 10
dusty right clavicle 10
dusty right eighth rib 10
dusty right eleventh rib 10
dusty right femur 10
dusty right fibula 10
dusty right fifth rib 10
dusty right first front claw 10
dusty right first rear claw 10
dusty right first rib 10
dusty right fourth front claw 10
dusty right fourth rear claw 10
dusty right fourth rib 10
dusty right humerus 10
dusty right kneecap 10
dusty right ninth rib 10
dusty right radius 10
dusty right scapula 10
dusty right second front claw 10
dusty right second rear claw 10
dusty right second rib 10
dusty right seventh rib 10
dusty right sixth rib 10
dusty right tenth rib 10
dusty right third front claw 10
dusty right third rear claw 10
dusty right third rib 10
dusty right thumb 10
dusty right tibia 10
dusty right twelfth rib 10
dusty right ulna 10
dusty sacral vertebrae 10
dusty second caudal vertebra 10
dusty second cervical vertebra 10
dusty second lumbar vertebra 10
dusty second thoracic vertebra 10
dusty seventh caudal vertebra 10
dusty seventh cervical vertebra 10
dusty seventh lumbar vertebra 10
dusty seventh thoracic vertebra 10
dusty sixth caudal vertebra 10
dusty sixth cervical vertebra 10
dusty sixth lumbar vertebra 10
dusty sixth thoracic vertebra 10
dusty tenth caudal vertebra 10
dusty tenth thoracic vertebra 10
dusty third caudal vertebra 10
dusty third cervical vertebra 10
dusty third lumbar vertebra 10
dusty third thoracic vertebra 10
dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra 10
dwarf bread 10
dwarvish magazine 10
dwarvish war helmet 11
dwarvish war kilt 10
dwarvish war mattock 10
Dweebisol™ inhaler 10
Dyspepsi grenade 23
Dyspepsi-Cola 10
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations 10
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 10
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 10
Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack 10
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 10
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen 11
eagle feather 10
eagle's milk 10
ear candle 10
ear poison 10
Earring of Fire 10
Earth and Firewater 11
Earth, Wind and Firewater 11
earthenware muffin tin 2
easter egg balloon 377
Eau de Guaneau 10
eau de mort 111
eaves droppers 10
Ecto-Cooler 10
ectoplasm au jus 766
ectoplasmic orbs 10
ectoplasmic paste 10
Ed the Undying exhibit crate 1
edible alien plant bit 10
eel battery 10
eel sauce 10
eel skin 10
eelskin hat 10
eelskin pants 10
eelskin shield 10
eerie fetish 3
Effermint™ tablets 10
effervescent potion 10
effluvious emerald 10
eggbeater 48
eggman noodles 10
eggnog 10
eggwater 3
Egnaro berry 10
eighth plague 10
El Sombrero De Lopez 53
El Vibrato drone 10
El Vibrato energy spear 10
El Vibrato helmet 10
El Vibrato leg guards 10
El Vibrato Megadrone 10
El Vibrato power sphere 10
El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) 10
El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) 10
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 10
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 10
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 10
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 15
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 10
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 10
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 10
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 10
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 10
El Vibrato restraints 295
El Vibrato translator 10
El Vibrato trapezoid 11
Elder Turtle Shell 35
elderly jawbreaker 10
eldritch alignment spray 11
eldritch concentrate 10
eldritch distillate 10
eldritch dough 110
eldritch effluvium 10,010
eldritch elixir 10
eldritch essence 10
eldritch extract 10
eldritch hammer 1
eldritch hat 2
eldritch ichor 10
Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror 4
eldritch mushroom 10
eldritch mushroom pizza 10
eldritch oil 10
eldritch pants 1
eldritch rub 10
eldritch scanner 3
Eldritch snap 7
eldritch tincture 2
eldritch tincture (depleted) 1
electric copperhead potion 211
electric crutch 10
electric Kool-Aid 4
electric mushroom 2
electric pants 10
Electric Punch 10
electric snakebite 10
electrical thingamabob 10
electrician's hardhat 10
electronic Brain Trainer game 1
electronic dulcimer pants 10
electronics kit 10
elegant nightstick 100
elemental caipiroska 11
elemental paste 11
elemental sugarcube 10
elephant stinger 121
eleven-foot pole 10
elevenderizing hammer 2
elevennis shoes 1
elevent 2
elf army field rations 10
Elf Army machine parts 10
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 10
Elf Guard broom 3
Elf Guard clipboard 4
Elf Guard commandeering gloves 10
Elf Guard eyedrops 10
Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts 2
Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) 1
Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion 1
Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) 1
Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping 6
Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) 1
Elf Guard fuel tank 1
Elf Guard hangover cure 6
Elf Guard honor present 9
Elf Guard hotpants 10
Elf Guard insignia (general) 2
Elf Guard insignia (private) 10
Elf Guard mouthknife 10
Elf Guard MPC 10
Elf Guard officer's sidearm 10
Elf Guard patrol cap 10
Elf Guard payroll bag 10
Elf Guard red and white beret 1
Elf Guard safety bear 1
Elf Guard SCUBA tank 1
Elf Guard squirtgun 2
Elf Guard strategic map 9
Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo 4
Elf Guard tinsel grenade 10
elf ploughshare 2
Elfin shortbread 10
Elizabeth's Dollie 10
Elizabeth's paintbrush 10
Ellsbury's journal 10
Ellsbury's journal (used) 1
Ellsbury's skull 15
Elmley shades 10
Elron's Explosive Etude 11
elven limbos gingerbread 10
elven cellocello 10
elven hardtack 8,010
elven magi-pack 10
elven medi-pack 10
elven moonshine 10
elven socks 10
elven squeeze 1,010
elven suicide capsule 10
elven tambourine 2
elven whittling knife 9
Elvish delight 10
Elvish sunglasses 1
Elvish underarmor 2
embezzler's oil 110
EMD holo-record 10
emergency glowstick 10
emergency margarita 11
emotion chip 1
empty agua de vida bottle 10
empty blowgun 11
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 10
empty hourglass 1
empty lava bottle 15
empty meat tank 10
En Una Fila Tequila 5
enchanted barbell 10
enchanted bean 1,010
enchanted bean burrito 10
enchanted brass knuckles 10
enchanted eyepatch 10
enchanted fire extinguisher 6
Enchanted Flyswatter 10
enchanted handwarmer 25
enchanted leopard-print barbell 10
enchanted muesli 110
Enchanted Plunger 10
enchanted toothpick 10
enchantlers 10
encoder ring 10
energized spores 11
Energy Buzz Pastaco 10
energy drink IV 10
Engorged Sausages and You 3
ennui-flavored potato chips 10
enormous belt buckle 10
enormous hoop earring 11
Ent cider 10
enticing mayolus 10
epic cluster 13
epic wad 10
equal sign 12
eraser nubbin 10
ert grey goo ring 10
escargotsicle 10
especially salty dog 10
Essence of Annoyance 1
Essence of Bear 6
essential cameraderie 10
essential soy 10
essential tofu 10
etched hourglass 2
eternal car battery 23
eternal knot tattoo 1
even more tinsel 10
Event Horizon 10
everfull glass 10
Everlasting Deckswabber 10
Every Day is Like This Sundae 15
evil golden arch 10
evil golden arches 10
evil googly eye 10
evil noodles 3
evil paper umbrella 3
evil teddy bear 41
evil teddy bear sewing kit 10
evil-ass club 10
exactly-three-shaped box 10
excitement pill 10
executive mime flask 10
exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton 10
exotic jungle fruit 10
exotic orchid 10
exotic parrot egg 10
exotic travel brochure 10
expensive camera 2,222
expensive champagne 10
expensive cigar 16
experimental serum G-9 10
experimental serum P-00 10
expired bottle of peppermint schnapps 10
expired can of franks 'n' beans 3
expired MRE 17
exploding gum 10
exploding hacky-sack 10
explosion-flavored chewing gum 10
extra special Crimbo stocking 1
extra time 1
extra-fancy ring setting 10
extra-flat panini 80
extra-greasy slider 1,010
extra-grubby grub 10
extra-hard jawbreaker 11
extra-heavy BRICKO brick 10
extra-large palm-frond toupee 10
extra-potent gremlin mutagen 10
extra-see-thru nightie 10
Extra-slimy Slimosa 10
extra-spicy bloody mary 10
extra-strength goo 10
extra-strength red potion 10
extra-strength rubber bands 10
extra-strength strongness elixir 10
extra-toasted half sandwich 10
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 10
eXtreme meat crossbow 10
eXtreme meat staff 10
eXtreme meat sword 10
eXtreme mittens 10
eXtreme nose ring 10
eXtreme scarf 10
extremely confusing manual 11
extremely skinny jeans 10
extremely slippery nipple 90
extremely wet T-shirt 10
Extrovermectin™ 11
eye 'n' horn shampoo 10
Eye Agate 1,111
Eye and a Twist 10
eye of newt 10
eye of the Tiger-lily 10
eye-pod 10
eyebrow lifter 10
eyedrops of newt 10
eyedrops of the ermine 159
eyedrops of the ocelot 10
eyepatch 10
f3d0r4 10
Fabiotion 13
fabric hardener 10
fabric softener 10
facehugging alien 21
facsimile dictionary 464
faded green protest sign 3
faded red protest sign 3
fairy gravy boat 10
fairy-worn boots 1
fake blood 17
fake cocktail 11
fake fake vomit 110
fake hand 10
fake plastic grass 10
fake washboard 1
Falcon™ Maltese Liquor 10
false eyelashes 10
Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium 10
fancy ball mask 12
fancy bath salts 10
fancy beef jerky 10
fancy beer bottle 10
fancy beer label 10
fancy black tie 1
fancy blue potion 10
fancy but probably evil chocolate 10
fancy calligraphy pen 10
fancy canapés 10
fancy chess set 4
fancy chocolate 11
fancy chocolate car 10
fancy chocolate sculpture 10
fancy dress ball 10
Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square 11
fancy opera glasses 10
fancy party pants 1
fancy schmancy cheese sauce 10
fancy seashell necklace 10
fancy tin beer can 10
fancy tophat 1
fancy tuxedo pants 1
Fantasma en la Máquina 10
FantasyRealm guest pass 10
FantasyRealm key 10
FantasyRealm Mage's Hat 715
FantasyRealm mead 10
FantasyRealm membership packet 1
FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask 529
FantasyRealm tattoo kit 6
FantasyRealm turkey leg 10
FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm 746
farfalle bow tie 10
fascinating alien plant sample 10
fascinating alien zoological sample 11
fat bottom quark 11
fat loot token 10
fat stacks of cash 10
fat wallet 12
Fauna Libre 10
Faux 2
FDKOL commendation 10
FDKOL fire hose 7
FDKOL hotcakes 10
FDKOL tattoo 10
fear condenser 10
feathered headdress 10
Feliz Navidad 10
felt 10
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 10
fermenting powder 10
ferret bait 10
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 69
fertilized ghuol egg 10
festive egg sac 5
festive holiday hat 10
festive sausage 280
fetid feather 10
Fettris 10
fettucini épines Inconnu 10
fettucini épines Inconnu recipe 1
fettucini Inconnu 10
Feynman gate 10
fez of etymology 16
fiberglass fannypack 1
fiberglass fedora 1
fiberglass fetish 1
fiberglass fibers 1
fiberglass fingerguard 1
fiberglass foil 1
fiberglass frock 1
fiberglass insulation 10
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy 3
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) 1
fiery wing 10
figurine of a charred seal 10
figurine of a cold seal 110
figurine of a cute baby seal 10
figurine of a shadowy seal 10
figurine of a sleek seal 10
figurine of a slippery seal 10
figurine of a stinking seal 10
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 10
figurine of an ancient seal 10
figurine of an armored seal 10
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 310
filet of The Fish 10
filigreed hamethyst earring 11
filigreed hamethyst necklace 15
filigreed hamethyst ring 15
filled mosquito 10
filth-encrusted futon 63
filthy armor 110
filthy child leash 517
filthy corduroys 10
filthy hippy poncho 10
filthy knitted dread sack 10
filthy lucre 10
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Freddy Kruegerand 666
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FunFunds™ 3,333
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Ghosprey 2
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Ghost Pinching Quarterly 14
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gibson 10
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gift-a-pult 30
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ginger snaps 310
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gingerbread smartphone 4,010
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gingernade 10
gingerservo 13
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Girdle of Hatred 1
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glacial sapphire 11
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Glamare 2
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gleaming oyster egg 10
Glenn's golden dice 19
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glob of enchanted icing 10
glob of green slime 10
glob of melted wax 10
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glob of spoiled mayo 10
glob of undifferentiated tissue 1,010
globe of Deep Sauce 24
Globmule 2
gloomy black mushroom 101
gloomy mushroom wine 30
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glowing syringe 22
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gnocchetti di Nietzsche 90
gnoll lips 2,010
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Gnollish autoplunger 10
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Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 69
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goat 10
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Goggles of Loathing 1
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Golden Mean 22
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Golden Mr. Accessory 1
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gooey lava globs 2,010
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googly eye 10
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Gordon Beer's Beer Garden Catalog 1
Gordon Bennett 10
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GOTO 10
goulauncher 10
gourmet gourami oil 10
government 10
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Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun 343
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grass clippings 10
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grassy cutlass 10
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Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) 4
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grave robbing shovel 2,111
graveyard snowglobe 10
gravy boat 10
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob 10
gray bow tie 10
gray seashell 10
grease cannon 31
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grease trap 40
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great old fashioned 10
Great Older Fashioned 10
Great Wolf's beastly trousers 7
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Great Wolf's lice 13
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Great Wolf's rocket launcher 8
Greatest American Pants 1
Greaves of the Murk Lord 10
greedy ghostling 1
Greek fire 111
green and red bean 10
green balloon 10
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green BRICKO brick 21
Green Burlap 10
green candy heart 1,010
green candygram 47
green clay bead 2,066
green cloth cap 10
Green Clover of Justice 6
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Green Giant 11
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green gummi ingot 10
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Green Muslin 10
green peawee marble 10
green pill 1
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green traffic cone 1
Green Velvet 10
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gregarious ghostling 1
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gremlin mutagen 10
grey cube 11
grey down vest 10
Grey Guanon 10
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grilled mooseflank 10
Grim Brothers' story book 10
grim fairy tale 1,010
Grimacite Bock 9
Grimacite galoshes 1
Grimacite garter 1
Grimacite greaves 1
grimstone galoshes 10
grimstone mask 1,010
grimy lab coat 251
grinning ghostling 1
grinning turtle 10
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grog 10
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groggipop 4
grogpagne 10
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groping claw 10
grouchy restless spirit 280,666
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grue egg omelette 202
Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog 1
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guffin 10
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gummi snake 10
gummi sword 2
gummi trilobite 10
gummi turtle 10
Gummi-DNA 2,253
Gummi-Gnauga 6,287
Gummi-Memory 10
Gummy Brains 194
gumshoes 2
gun cleaning kit 13
gun parts 10
gunky chicken 10
gunner's daughter 10
gunpowder burrito 12,111
gunwale 1
gunwale whalegun 1
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guy made of bee pollen 10
Guzzlr cocktail set 10
Guzzlr hat 2
Guzzlr pants 2
Guzzlr shoes 11
Guzzlr souvenir stein 1
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Guzzlrbuck 10
Gygaxian Libram 1
gym membership card 16
gym shorts 10
Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom 10
gyroscope 10
hacked gibson 10
haemolymphnode 10
haggis socks 10
haggis-infused soap 10
haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis 10
haiku katana 1
hair of the calf 10
hair of the fish 10
hair oil 10
hair spray 10
Hairpiece On Fire 10
hairshirt 1
hairy staff 10
Half a Purse 10
half double fruitcake 5
half of a gold tooth 10
half-baked potion 18
half-digested coal 10
half-empty carton of milk 11
half-height unicycle 10
half-melted spoon 10
half-orchid 10
half-rotten brain 81
half-size scalpel 10
half-sized guitar 10
halfberd 10
halibut 15
ham steak 10
hambrosier 12
hamburger 10
hamethyst 10
hamethyst bracelet 15
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hamethyst necklace 10
hamethyst ring 11
hamethyst-handled sixgun 10
hamlet sandwich 10
hammerus 10
hand grenegg 10
Hand in Glove 10
hand of cards 10
Hand that Rocks the Ladle 14
hand-carved bokken 10
hand-carved bow 3
hand-carved staff 5
hand-crafted candy cane 1
hand-knitted Crimbo socks 1
hand-knitted diving booties 1
handful of barley 10
handful of bees 6
handful of Boltsmann bearings 10
handful of confetti 216
handful of crafty noodles 10
handful of Crotchety Pine needles 10
handful of drink tickets 10
handful of fire 901
handful of hand chalk 10
handful of honey 10
handful of juicy garbage 10
handful of Laughing Willow bark 11
handful of moss 10
handful of napalm 10
handful of numbers 13
handful of nuts and berries 10
handful of pine needles 10
handful of sand 10
handful of sawdust 10
handful of Smithereens 2,510
handful of stubble 10
handful of tips 10
handful of toilet paper 1
handful of walnuts 10
handmade hobby horse 8
Handsome Devil 4,760
handsomeness potion 10
handyman "hand soap" 10
hangman's hood 10
Hanukkimbo dreidl 2
happiness 10
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 2,031
hard rock 10
hard spore pod 10
hardboiled egg 10
hardened slime belt 37
hardened slime hat 45
hardened slime pants 51
hardening cream 10
hardware upgrade 10
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hare pin 1
harem girl t-shirt 10
Hatorade 251
haunted battery 10
haunted bindle 41
haunted bottle of vodka 10
haunted cherry pie 10
haunted eggnog 11
haunted flame 2,655
haunted gimlet 11
haunted Hell ramen 11
haunted martini 10
haunted orange 10
haunted paddle-ball 13
haunted pizza 11
Haunted Sorority House staff guide 10
hawk 10
hawkface potion 31
Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance 33
Haymaker 10
hazardous sauce dosimeter 1
hazmat helmet 10
head mirror 10
head-mounted Trainbot 1
headhunter necktie 10
headless sparrow 10
heart cozy 13
heart necklace 10
heart of dark chocolate 1
heart of rock and roll 10
heart of the volcano 45
heart-shaped balloon 10
heart-shaped candy whetstone 10
heart-shaped crate 1
heat-resistant gloves 112
heat-resistant necktie 10
heat-resistant sheet metal 10
heather graham cracker 10
heavy crown 70
heavy D 1,010
heavy duty umbrella 10
heavy hot sauce 15
heavy leather-bound tome 11
heavy metal sonata 10
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 10
heavy necklace chain 10
heavy-duty clipboard 10
heavy-duty Crimbot aerial 10
hedgeturtle 10
Heimandatz's heart 10
Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans 6
Hell and How I Bent It 10
Hell broth 10
hell in a bucket 11
Hell ramen 22,222
Hellfire Spicy Beans 10
hellion cube 10
hellseal claw 1,010
hellseal whisker 10
Helm of the Scream Emperor 10
helm of the white knight 10
helmet recipe 10
helmet turtle 10
Helps-You-Sleep 5
Helvella Haemophilia mushroom 10
hemlock helm 10
hemp candy necklace 10
hemp net 11
hemp string 10
henna face paint 10
henna tattoo 10
hep waders 10
herb brownies 10
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Hodgman's metal detector 18
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Holiday Fun! 26
Holiday Hal's Happy-Time Fun Book! 8
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hot wing 1,010
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How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying 4
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How to Play Othello 11
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huge Crimbo cookie 3
huge gold coin 1,110
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Huggler Radio 10
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Humanitini 14
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Hundred Headed IPA 10
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ice harvest 1,010
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Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace 10
Ice-Cold Beer Ring 10
Ice-Cold Beerring 10
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ice-cold Sir Schlitz 1,010
ice-cold six-pack 10
ice-cold Willer 10
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iced-out bling 60
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iFlail 2
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iGoogly 20
Iiti Kitty Gumdrop 123
Iiti Kitty phone charm 10
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Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos 5
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Imp Ale 1,111
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Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 10
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ink bladder 10
inkwell 10
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Inndya trading card 10
Inner Strength 10
Inner Truth 10
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Island Drinkin', a Tiki Mixology Odyssey 2
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ketchup 10
ketchup hound 2,010
Kevlar balloon 10
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kiwi beak 10
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Kremlin's Greatest Briefcase 1
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La Fantasma y La Oscuridad 10
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 13
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Lars the Cyberian 10
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Lederhosen of the Night 10
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Lemonade-235 10
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Let Me Be! 10
Letter from Carrie Bradshaw 10
letterman's jacket 10
Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil 10
lewd playing card 1,999
Li'l Businessman Kit 10
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Liam's mail 32
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Lil' Snowball Factory 1
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Little Crimson Book 3
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little firkin 17,010
Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab 1
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Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged) 10
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Locust 13
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Lord Flameface's cloak 1
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Louder Than Bomb 10
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 2,010
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Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them 10
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Lump-Stacking for Beginners 1
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lupine sword 10
lustrous oyster egg 10
LWA ring 1
lychee chuhai 10
LyleCo Contractor's Manual 1
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lynyrd skinner toothblack 111
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lynyrdskin tunic 10
M-242 10
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Mace of the Tortoise 10
machetito 10
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mad scientist's sock monkey 46
Mad Train wine 10
madius 10
Mae West 10
Mae West with a fly in it 11
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magical baguette 1,010
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magical ice cubes 7,111
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magical pony: Dusk Shiny 12
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magical pony: Shutterfly 54
magical pony: Spectrum Dash 70
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magical sausage casing 16,010
magicalness-in-a-can 10
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magilaser blastercannon 10
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 50
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magnifying glass 10
magnolia blossom 10
magnum of fancy champagne 10
Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir 1
maid head 10
maiden wig 10
Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit 1
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malevolent medallion 10
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mama's squeezebox 12
mana curds 260
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mana-stuffed herbal stuffing 13
mandarina colada 162
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Manual of Lock Picking 11
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Manual of Secret Door Detection 13
Manual of Transcendent Olfaction 12
many-eyed glasses 10
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Map to Kokomo 2
map to the Cursed Village 10
map to the Mystic Wood 10
map to the Putrid Swamp 10
map to the Sprawling Cemetery 10
map to the Towering Mountains 10
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maple syrup 10
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Mariner's Friend cough drops 10
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marionette collective 10
Mark I Steam-Hat 10
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Mark III Steam-Hat 10
Mark IV Steam-Hat 10
Mark of the Bugbear 26
Mark of the Ghost 55
Mark of the Skeleton 24
Mark of the Vampire 237
Mark of the Werewolf 41
Mark of the Zombie 45
Mark V Steam-Hat 10
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Marquis de Poivre soda 10
marshmallow 10
marshmallow bomb 10
marshmallow flambé 10
marshroom 10
Martialest Arts trophy 47
martini 10
martiny 10
Marvin's marvelous pill 10
marzipan skull 10
mashed potatoes 10
mass of wriggling tentacles 10
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Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery 11
massive sitar 10
massive wrench 6
Master Thief's utility belt 10
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Maxing, Relaxing 10
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 10
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mayo pump 10
Mayodiol 10
Mayoflex 10
Mayonex 10
Mayor Ghost's cloak 11
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Mayor Ghost's khakis 11
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Mayor Ghost's scissors 10
Mayor Ghost's toupee 10
Mayostat 10
Mayozapine 10
McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade 10
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 10
McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning 1
meadeorite 10
Meat Butler 10
meat cowboy hat 10
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meat engine 10
meat face 16
meat from yesterday 10
meat golem 11
Meat maid 23
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meat paste 10,010
meat shield 10
meat st‰¿bing club 10
meat stack 10
Meat Tenderizer is Murder 10
meat vortex 10
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meatball 10
meatcar model 10
meatloaf helmet 10
meatsmithing guide 10
meatspout staff 10
meaty helmet turtle 10
Mechamelion 2
Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince 10
Medical Pastaco 10
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 10
medium slimy cyst 10
megacopia 10
megatofu 10
Meleegra™ pills 10
melon-infused sake 10
melted Jell-o shot 10
melty plastic grenade 10
meme generator 10
Memories of Beanslinging 1
Memories of Cow Punching 2
Memories of Snake Oiling 1
Memory Disk, Alpha 10
memory of a C 10
memory of a CA base pair 11
memory of a CG base pair 10
memory of a CT base pair 10
memory of a G 10
memory of a GT base pair 10
memory of a T 111
memory of an A 10
memory of an AG base pair 10
memory of an AT base pair 10
memory of some delicious amino acids 10
menorette 10
mentholated wine 10
menudo 10
menudo ravioli 10
Mer-kin begsign 10
Mer-kin breastplate 10
Mer-kin bunwig 10
Mer-kin cancerstick 25
Mer-kin cheatsheet 10
Mer-kin cookiestove 10
Mer-kin cooljuice 10
Mer-kin darkbook 10
Mer-kin digpick 1,013
Mer-kin dodgeball 10
Mer-kin dragbelt 10
Mer-kin dragnet 10
Mer-kin eyedrops 10
Mer-kin eyeglasses 10
Mer-kin facecowl 11
Mer-kin fastjuice 40
Mer-kin finpaddle 21
Mer-kin fitbrine 10
Mer-kin foodbucket 110
Mer-kin gladiator mask 10
Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece 10
Mer-kin gutgirdle 10
Mer-kin hallpass 10
Mer-kin headguard 10
Mer-kin healscroll 10
Mer-kin hidepaint 72
Mer-kin hookspear 11
Mer-kin killscroll 10
Mer-kin knucklebone 10
Mer-kin lipstick 90
Mer-kin lunchbox 10
Mer-kin mouthsoap 40
Mer-kin paste 63
Mer-kin pinkslip 10
Mer-kin prayerbeads 10
Mer-kin pressureglobe 10
Mer-kin ragejuice 10
Mer-kin rocksalt 10
Mer-kin rollpin 2
Mer-kin roundshield 14
Mer-kin saltmint 10
Mer-kin saltsquid 10
Mer-kin sawdust 24
Mer-kin scholar mask 10
Mer-kin scholar tailpiece 10
Mer-kin smartjuice 10
Mer-kin sneakmask 12
Mer-kin stopwatch 10
Mer-kin strongjuice 10
Mer-kin switchblade 10
Mer-kin takebag 10
Mer-kin thighguard 10
Mer-kin thingpouch 10
Mer-kin waistrope 10
Mer-kin weaksauce 10
Mer-kin wordquiz 10
Mer-kin worktea 10
Merc Core challenge coin 10
Merc Core deployment orders 10
Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques 10
Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance 10
mercenary headband 511
mercenary pistol 10
mercenary rifle 10
mermaid's purse 10
mesh cap 10
Mesmereyes™ contact lenses 10
mesquito proboscis 11
metal band T-shirt 10
metal mandible 19
metal meteoroid 510
metallic A 3,210
metallic foil bow 10
metallic foil cat ears 10
metallic foil radar dish 10
metandienone 10
Meteoid ice beam 1
meteor shower cap 11
meteorb 10
meteoreo 10
meteorite guard 11
Meteorite-Ade 10
meteortarboard 10
meteorthopedic shoes 10
metrognome 11
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 13
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 10
micronova 10
Microplushie: Bropane 10
Microplushie: Dorkonide 10
Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid 10
Microplushie: Fauxnerditide 10
Microplushie: Gothochondria 10
Microplushie: Hippylase 12
Microplushie: Hipsterine 256
Microplushie: Hobomosome 46
Microplushie: Otakulone 13
Microplushie: Raverdrine 176
Microplushie: Sororitrate 10
microwave stogie 10
mid-level medieval mead 10
Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey 1,010
midget clownfish 7
midriff scrubs 10
milestone 1
military candy cane 12
military-grade peppermint oil 10
milk of magnesium 480
Milk Studs 10
milky potion 10
mime army camouflage kit 10
mime army challenge coin 7
mime army infiltration glove 4
mime army insignia (cryonics) 2
mime army insignia (espionage) 10
mime army insignia (infantry) 10
mime army insignia (intelligence) 10
mime army insignia (morale) 2
mime army insignia (psychological warfare) 1
mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) 2
mime army insignia (sanitation) 2
mime army rations 10
mime army shotglass 5
mime army superserum 10
mime army wine 10
mime eraser 10
mime soul fragment 10
mime-proof sunglasses 1
mimeplasm 11
miming beret 1
miming boots 1
miming corduroys 1
miming gloves 1
miming shirt 2
mimosette 10
mince pie 10
mind flayer corpse 10
mineapple 10
miner's helmet 10
miner's pants 10
Mini-Crimbot crate 6
mini-marshmallow dispenser 10
mini-martini 10
mini-Mr. Accessory 10
mini-zeppelin 10
miniature antlers 7
miniature boiler 10
miniature carton of clove cigarettes 10
miniature castagnets 10
miniature coffin 10
miniature deck cannon 10
miniature dormouse 10
miniature espresso maker 11
miniature goose mask 1
miniature Jacob's ladder 10
miniature life preserver 10
miniature power pill 10
miniature pruning shears 10
miniature stuffed Goth Giant 10
miniature tophat 10
Miniborg beeper 10
Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot 10
Miniborg hiveminder 10
Miniborg laser 10
Miniborg stomper 10
Miniborg strangler 10
MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher 10
minin' dynamite 10
miniscule beatbox 3
Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog 1
Mint Yulep 10
mint-condition magic wand 10
Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow 1
mirrored aviator shades 6
Miserable Pie 10
misfit dolly 6
misfit hobby horse 10
misfit teddy bear 5
Miss Graves' vermouth 2
misshapen animal skeleton 10
Missing Eye Simulation Device 10
missing semicolon 13
missing wine 42
Misty Cape 10
Misty Cloak 10
Misty Robe 10
Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas 9
mixed wildflower greens 10
Mob Penguin cellular phone 10
mocking turtle 10
modern picture frame 10
Mohawk wig 10
Mohobo 10
moist barrel 3,010
moist Crimbo spices 10
moist sack 56
moist sailor's cap 18
mojo filter 10
mole molé 11
mole skin notebook 10
molehill mountain 1
molotov cocktail cocktail 10
molten brick 10
molten medallion 10
molten scrap metal 48
Mon Tiki 1,111
monkey barf 12
monkey wrench 10
monomolecular yo-yo 97
Monstar energy beverage 10
monster bait 10
monster pants 10
monstrous monocle 11
mood ring 10
moomy dust 10
Moon Pie 10
moon-amber 10
moon-amber necklace 10
moonberry wine cooler 10
Moonds 10
moonglasses 10
Moonshine Mohobo 10
Moonthril Schnapps 10
moose antlers 10
moose chocolate 10
moose thought 66
mooseflank 10
moosemeat pie 10
Moping Artistic Goth Kid 1
Morbidda trading card 11
More Humanitini than Humanitini 10
moreltini 11
Morlock's Mark Bourbon 16
morning dew 10
Mornington crescent roll 10
Morphan 3
Mortimer's nostrum 11
Morto Moreto 10
moss floss 5
mostly rat-hide leggings 10
mostly-broken sunglasses 10
mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine 10
mother's little helper 10
mother's necklace 10
mother's secret recipe 172
motivational poster 10
mouldering barrel 3,010
mountain lion skin 10
Mountain Stream Code Black Alert 10
Mountain Stream gastrique 10
Mountain Stream soda 10
mourning wine 11
mouse skull 10
moustache sock 10
mouth-watering mayolus 10
moveable feast 1
moxie magnet 10
moxie weed 1,010
Mr. Accessaturday 10
Mr. Accessory 10
Mr. Accessory Jr. 1
Mr. Balloon 10
Mr. Big's Wallet 10
Mr. Burnsger 12
Mr. Cheeng's spectacles 128
Mr. Eh? 1
Mr. Haggis 200
Mr. Joe's bangles 10
Mr. Mediocrebar 41,111
Mr. Screege's spectacles 131
Mrs. Rush 9
Ms. Accessory 1
MSG 10
Mt. McLargeHuge oyster 10
Mu 1
muculent machete 10
muddy pirate hat 10
muddy skirt 4
Mudflap-Girl Earring 10
Mudflap-Girl Necklace 10
Mudflap-Girl Ring 10
muffled muffuletta 10
mugcake 6,011
mulberry 10
mulled berry wine 10
mulled blood 10
mulled cider 10
mulled hobo wine 10
mulled wine 10
mullet wig 10
multi-level marzipan 11
mummy costume 10
mummy mask 10
mummy wrapping 10
munchies pill 10
murderbot component casing 10
murderbot live wire 10
murderbot mask 10
murderbot memory chip 10
murderbot monofilament 10
murderbot plasma rifle 10
murderbot power cell 10
murderbot shield unit 10
murderbot spring injector 10
murderbot whip 10
Murderer's Punch 10
murky potion 141
Muschat 10
muscle oil 10
mushroom fermenting solution 14
mushroom filet 10
mushroom pizza 10
mushroom slab 10
mushroom tea 10
mushroom whiskey 10
musk turtle 10
muskox-skin cap 20
Mustardigrade 3
musty moccasins 10
mutant arm 14
mutant cactus bud 1
mutant crown 10
mutant fire ant egg 1
mutant gila monster egg 2
mutant legs 11
mutant rattlesnake egg 2
mutated candy lump 10
My First Art of War 59
My First Paycheck envelope 1
My Life of Crime, a Memoir 2
Mylar balloon 10
mylar scout drone 11
myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball 10
Mysterious Black Box 10
Mysterious Blue Box 10
mysterious chemical residue 10
mysterious chest 1
Mysterious Green Box 10
Mysterious Island iced tea 10
mysterious present 10
Mysterious Red Box 10
mysterious silver lapel pin 10
Mysterious Stranger 10
mystery lollipop 33
nachos of the night 10
Nadsat berry 10
nail file 10
nailswurst 10
name change form 1
nanite-infested candy cane 11
nanite-infested eggnog 10
nanite-infested fruitcake 10
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 10
nanofiber cloth 10
nanorhino credit card 10
Napalm In The Morning™ candle 11
Nardz energy beverage 10
nasty desk bell 10
nasty gum 13
nasty rat mask 10
nasty snuff 10
nasty-ass club 10
nasty-smelling moss 2
nastygeist 10
natto marble soda 69
natto pocky 10
natto-infused sake 10
natty blue ascot 10
natural fennel soda 210
natural magick candle 10
nauseating reagent 4
navel ring of navel gazing 1
Nayztameetjoo trading card 10
ncle leg 11
ND 210
Necbro wafers 10
necklace chain 10
Necrotelicomnicon 10
necrotizing body spray 10
neg grog 10
nega-mushroom 10
nega-mushroom wine 10
negative lump 10
negotiatin' hammer 10
neoprene skullcap 10
Neuromancer 10
neurostim pill 10
neutron lollipop 10
Never Don't Stop Not Striving 1
Neverending Party favor 10
Neverending Party guest pass 10
neverending wallet chain 10
New Age healing crystal 210
New Age hurting crystal 46
New Cloaca-Cola 10
new habit 3
New Zealand iced tea 10
New-You Club Membership Form 1
Newark 10
Newbiesport™ backpack 1
Newbiesport™ tent 10
newborn kobold 10
newly-hatched mayonnaise wasp 1
Newman's Own Trousers 11
NG 10
nice warm beer 10
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 19
nicksilver ring 17
nicksilver spurs 1
night-vision goggles 10
Nightmare Fuel 101
Nightstalker perfume 10
ninja carabiner 10
ninja crampons 10
ninja eyeblack 10
ninja fear powder 69
ninja hot pants 10
ninja mop 10
ninja pirate zombie robot 10
ninja pirate zombie robot head 4
ninja rope 10
ninjammies 2
No Hats as Art 10
Nog-on-the-Cob 5
noir fedora 10
non-aged vinegar 10
non-Euclidean angle 10
Non-Euclidean Finance 13
non-Euclidean non-accordion 10
non-stick pugil stick 10
normal barrel 4,010
Northern pemmican 10
norwhal helmet 4
Nose Ring of Putrescence 10
nosy nose ringy ring 10
not-a-pipe 10
note from Clancy 4
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 10
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 1,010
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 1,010
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 10
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 10
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 50
nothing-in-the-box 10
nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box 10
nothingtini 10
noticeable pumps 10
Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence 5
novelty fruit hat 120
novelty monorail ticket 1
novelty tattoo sleeves 21
Now and Earlier 10
Now You're Cooking With Grease 10
noxious gas grenade 10
nozzle of the Phoenix 10
NPZR chemistry set 10
Nuclear Blastball 13
nuclear stockpile 3
nugget of Crimbonium 10
nugget of nicksilver 10
nugget of quicksilver 10
nugget of sicksilver 10
nugget of slicksilver 10
nugget of sodium 10
nugget of thicksilver 10
nugget of ticksilver 10
nugget of wicksilver 10
numberwang 10
nurse's hat 10
Nursine 2
nut-shaped Crimbo cookie 10
nutcracking pliers 10
nutty organic salad 10
O 10
O'RLY manual 10
obnoxious riddle 10
obsidian dagger 100
obsidian nutcracker 10
ocarina of space 10
occult jelly donut 10
ocean motion 10
octolus oculus 10
octolus-skin cloak 5
octopus's spade 10
odd silver coin 10
odor extractor 10
off-white paisley oyster egg 10
off-white plastic oyster egg 10
off-white polka-dot oyster egg 10
off-white striped oyster egg 10
offensive moustache 1
office-supply crossbow 10
officer's nog 10
Official Council Aide Pin 1
Official Seal of Dreadsylvania 10
Ogres and Oubliettes™ module 10
Oh, the Humanitini 10
oil cap 10
oil lamp 10
oil of expertise 666
oil of oiliness 10
Oil of Parrrlay 10
oil of slipperiness 473
oil of stability 340
oil pan 10
oil shell 10
oil slacks 10
oil-filled donut 15
oily boid 10
oily golden mushroom 51
oily mushroom wine 10
oily paste 10
ointment of the occult 200
ojo de pez burrito 10
Okee-Dokee soda 10
Ol' Scratch's ash can 35
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork 20
Ol' Scratch's manacles 40
Ol' Scratch's ol' britches 33
Ol' Scratch's salad fork 666
Ol' Scratch's stove door 24
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 31
old ball and chain 2
old bronzer 10
old candy wrapper 10
old chum 10
old coin purse 10
old dry bone 10
old eyebrow pencil 10
old leather wallet 10
old love note 10
old patched suit-pants 10
old rosewater cream 10
old school beer pull tab 10
old school calculator watch 10
old school flying disc 10
old school Mafia knicke½æ 10
old soft shoes 10
old sweatpants 10
old-fashioned 10
old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie 1
old-school pirate grog 10
oldcake 10
olive 10
olive lo mein 10
olive stir-fry 36
Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom 10
one glove 202
one million meat pancakes 2
one piece of bubble gum 10
one pill 10
one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island 10
one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill 15
one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach 10
one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano 10
one-day ticket to The Glaciest 10
one-winged stab bat 102
onion shurikens 10
onyx bishop 8
onyx king 14
onyx knight 11
onyx pawn 7
onyx queen 11
onyx rook 7
oozenog 10
open sauce 10
opera mask 10
Operation Patriot Shield 1
opium grenade 69
Oppossum 3
orange 10
orange and black Crimboween candy 10
orange boxing gloves 10
orange candy heart 85,858
orange candygram 73
orange glowstick 10
orange leather lanyard 10
orange peel hat 10
orange popsicle 10
orange slime glob 10
orange snowcone 10
Orange Star of Sacrifice 10
orange-frosted astral cupcake 10
Orangemageddon wine cooler 10
orc paste 10
orc wrist 10
Orcish baseball cap 10
Orcish cargo shorts 10
Orcish frat-paddle 10
orcish hand lotion 10
Orcish meat locker 10
orcish nailing lube 10
orcish rubber 10
orcish stud-finder 10
Order of the Silver Wossname 3
Oreille Divisée brandy 10
organ grinder 1
organic potpourri 10
original G 1,010
oriole-feather headdress 19
ornamental sextant 10
ornate ancient cursed chest 10
ornate ancient cursed key 10
ornate picture frame 10
Oscus's dumpster waders 26
Oscus's flypaper pants 20
Oscus's garbage can lid 20
Oscus's neverending soda 13
Oscus's pelt 24
Osk'r Chow 10
Othello's dagger 10
Othello's handkerchief 10
Othello's military jacket 10
Ouija Board, Ouija Board 10
out-of-tune biwa 20
out-of-work circus flea 10
Outer Wolf™ cologne 10
outlaw bandana 10
outrageous sombrero 41
oven mitts 10
overcharged El Vibrato power sphere 10
overclocked avian microprocessor 10
overcookie 10
overloaded micro-reactor 11
overloaded short-pulse transistor 18
overly-fancy hot cocoa 10
overpowering mushroom wine 10
overpriced "imported" beer 10
oversized fish scaler 10
oversized ice molecule 10
oversized pipe 10
oversized pizza cutter 10
oversized skullcap 10
oversized snowflake 10
ovoid leather thing 10
oxygenated eggnog helmet 1
oyster basket 10
oyster egg balloon 12
oyster sauce 10
P.B.L.T. 10
pacification grenade 10
Pack of Alice's Army Cards 1,010
Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards 7
pack of chewing gum 10
Pack of Every Card 1
pack of KWE trading card 10
pack of pogs 10
packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet 1
packaged familiar scrapbook 1
packaged June cleaver 1
packaged knock-off retro superhero cape 1
packaged Pocket Professor 1
packet of beer nuts 10
packet of beer seeds 1
packet of dragon's teeth 1
packet of orchid seeds 10
packet of pumpkin seeds 1
packet of thanksgarden seeds 1
packet of tofurkey gravy 10
packet of winter seeds 1
padded tortoise 10
PADL Phone 10
page of the Necrohobocon 309
pail 10
Pain Dip 14
painful penne pasta 10
Paint A Vulgar Pitcher 152
paint bomb 10
paint palette 10
painted shield 13
painted turtle 10
painting of a glass of wine 10
pair of bolt cutters 11
pair of candy glasses 10
pair of government shades 10
pair of pearidot earrings 10
pair of plants 3
pair of ragged claws 10
pair of scissors 10
pair of twitching claws 10
paisley spore pod 10
palm frond 10
palm-frond capris 10
palm-frond cloak 10
palm-frond fan 10
palm-frond net 10
palm-frond toupee 10
palm-frond whip 10
Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster 10
panhandle panhandling hat 10
panicked kernel 1
Pantaloons of Hatred 1
pants kit 10
pants of the Slug Lord 51
Pantsgiving 1
panty raider camouflage 10
papaya 2,010
papaya sling 10
papaya slung 10
papaya taco 10
paper-plate-mail pants 10
paperclip 10
paperclip cape 3
paperclip pants 3
paperclip sproinger 10
paperclip turban 3
paperclip-on tie 7
papier-mâché base 10
papier-mâché bowl 10
papier-mâché glob 10
papier-mâché handle 10
papier-mâché plaque 10
papier-mâché toothpicks 10
papier-mâché trophy piñata 2
papier-mâchéte 10
papier-mâchaeranthera 10
papier-mâchine gun 10
papier-mâchuridars 10
papier-masque 10
papier-mitre 10
papier-mochi 10
papotion of papower 43
Para-Pop 11
paraffin palazzos 1
paraffin pendant 1
paraffin pieces 1
paraffin pith helmet 1
paraffin poncho 1
paraffin pseudoaccordion 1
paraffin punching bag 1
paranormal ricotta 10
parasitic claw 10
parasitic headgnawer 10
parasitic strangleworm 10
parasitic tentacles 10
parisian cathouse 10
party balloon 10
party beer bomb 43
party crasher 1
party hat 10
party mouse hat 10
Party Planning on a Budget 1
party platter for one 10
party pup 1
Party Tattoo™ gift certificate 1
party whip 1
Party-in-a-Can™ 12
passable elf mask 11
pasta spoon 10
Pasta Spoon of Peril 10
Pastaco shell 10
pat of butter 1,010
pat-a-cake pendant 11
patch of extra-warm fur 10
patchouli incense stick 10
patchouli oil bomb 10
patent aggression tonic 10
patent alacrity tonic 10
patent antipsychotics 10
patent avarice tonic 10
patent invisibility tonic 10
patent leather shoes 10
patent preventative tonic 10
patent sallowness tonic 10
pawn cookie 10
PB&BP 10
PB&J with the crusts cut off 2,010
peace accordion 33
peace-sign necklace 135
peach 10
peach lozenge 10
peach pie 10
Peaclock 3
peanut brittle shield 11
peanut sauce 10
pear 10
pear lozenge 10
pear supersucker 10
pear tart 10
pearidot 10
pearl diver's necklace 10
pearl diver's ring 10
pearlescent oyster egg 10
pebble of proud pyrite 1
pebblebräu 10
pec oil 10
pecan pie 10
Pecos Dave's sixgun 10
Peek-a-Boo! 1
PEEZ dispenser 10
pegfinger 11
pencil kunai 10
pencil stub 10
Pendant of Fire 10
Pendant of Gargalesis 10
Pener's drumstick 10
penguin focaccia bread 10
penguin paste 10
penguin shorts 10
penguin skin 10
penguin skin buckler 39
penguin thesaurus 10
penguin whip 10
penguin-smacking club 8
penguinskin mini-kilt 10
penguinskin mini-skirt 206
pentacorn hat 10
pentagram bandana 10
pentatonic accordion 10
Penultimate Fantasy chest 10
peppermint bomb 10
peppermint crook 10
peppermint eel sauce 120
peppermint harpoon gun 1
peppermint parasol 10
peppermint patty 27
Peppermint Pip Packet 1
peppermint rhino baby 13
peppermint spine 1
peppermint sprig 10
peppermint sprout 10
peppermint syrup 10
peppermint tack 10
peppermint tailings 10
peppermint twist 10
peppermint-scented socks 10
percent sign 58
perfect cosmopolitan 10
perfect dark and stormy 10
perfect ice cube 10
perfect mimosa 10
perfect negroni 10
perfect old-fashioned 10
perfect paloma 10
perfectly fair coin 1
perfectly ordinary frog 1
perforated battle paddle 10
perfume of prejudice 15
perfume-soaked bandana 10
perl necklace 10
pernicious cudgel 10
perpendicular guano 109
perpendicular hula 10
perpendicular hula with a fly in it 10
personal graffiti kit 12
personal massager 10
personalizable gingerbread cookie 10
personalized birthday cake 10
personalized coffee mug 2,111
pestoblade 10
pestopiary 10
pet anchor 1
pet anemone 10
pet bad vibe 1
pet rock 10
pet rock "Groucho" disguise 8,144
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 6,204
Pete's rich ricotta 10
Pete's wiley whey bar 10
petit 4.1 6
petit fortran 10
petrified noodles 10
petrified time 10
petrified wood 10
pewter candlestick 11
pewter claymore 10
pewter shavings 17
ph balancer 10
phase-tuned shield generator belt 10
phat turquoise bead 10
phat turquoise bracelet 10
phial of coldness 3
phial of hotness 4
phial of sleaziness 3
phial of spookiness 3
phial of stench 3
Phil Collins 10
philosopher's scone 10
philter of phorce 408
phish stick 10
Phlegethon 10
phonics down 10
photoprotoneutron torpedo 10
physiostim pill 10
Pick-O-Matic lockpicks 10
pickelhaube 10
pickle-flavored chewing gum 10
pickled bread 9
pickled egg 10
pickled grasshopper 10
pickpocket protector 10
picky tweezers 10
picture of a dead guy's girlfriend 12
picture of you 2
Piddles 10
pie crust 10
pie man was not meant to eat 10
piece of after eight 10
piece of coral 10
piece of driftwood 10
piece of wedding cake 10
piercing post 10
pig-iron bracers 10
pig-iron helm 10
pig-iron shinguards 15
pigeon egg 10
piggy tattoo 10
Pigsticker of Violence 1
pile of candy 10
pile of dirt 10
pile of dungeon junk 10
pile of dusty animal bones 36,799
pile of gold coins 10
pile of jumping beans 10
pile of loose snow 6
pile of sand 9
pile of Trainbot parts 20
pile of useless robot parts 19
pilgrim shield 1
pill cup 10
pillow shell 10
Pillowbug 2
pimpin' meat hat 10
Pimpsqueak 2
pin-stripe slacks 10
pine cone 1
pine cone necklace 1
pine tar 10
Pine-Fresh air freshener 10
pineapple slab 10
ping-pong ball 10
ping-pong paddle 10
pink candy heart 3,324
pink candygram 58
pink clay bead 2,577
pink glowstick 10
Pink Heart of Spirit 5
pink pinkslip slip 10
pink plastic baby 16
pink pony 10
pink slime 10
pink-belly slapper 35
pink-frosted astral cupcake 10
pint of sweat 11
pipe wrench 11
piping organ pie 11
piracetam 10
piranha pollen 10
pirate brochure 101
pirate cream pie 269
pirate encryption key (complete) 1
pirate encryption key alpha 1
pirate encryption key bravo 1
pirate encryption key charlie 1
pirate encryption key delta 1
pirate fledges 2
pirate fork 2
pirate pamphlet 10
pirate paste 10
pirate pelvis 10
pirate radio ring 2
pirate shaving cream 10
pirate shirt 74
pirate skull 10
pirate tract 10
pirate zombie head 1
pirate zombie robot head 1
PirateRealm guest pass 6
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Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them 1
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pretty flower 24,010
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Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit 10
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primitive alien booze 11
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primitive candy cane 8
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print screen button 1,010
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pristine piranha seed 10
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Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 10
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procrastination potion 10
Professor of Spelunkology 1
Professor What T-Shirt 48
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prohie's hat 10
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projectile icemaker 10
propeller beanie 10
prosthetic forehead 10
protection stick 10
Protects-Your-Junk 8
protein paste 23
prototype stimulant 10
Prunets 10
prussian cathouse 10
prussian cathouse with a fly in it 14
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psychic's amulet 403
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Psycho From The Heat 10
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Psychotic Train wine 10
pteruges 10
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puff of smoke 10
pufferfish spine 10
Puffstone cigar 10
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pumpkin beer 1,010
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pygmy adder oil 850
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Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 11
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Quiets-Your-Steps 8
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R'lyeh 10
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Racisto Ruidoso 10
rack of dinosaur ribs 10
Rad Lib 10
Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.) 10
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Raggedy Hippy doll 10
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rainbow sauce 10
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Rainbow's Gravity 4
raisin 10
Ralph IX cognac 16
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Ram's Face Lager 10
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ramekin of space nuts 10
rare oboe 10
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raspberry beret 10
rat appendix 7,010
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rat appendix stir-fry 10
rat carcass 10
rat head balloon 10
rat scrapple 10
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ratarang 35
ratgut 10
ratini 10
ratskin belt 10
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rattler gland 10
rattler rattle 10
rattlesnake enrager 10
Rattlin' Chains 10
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ravenous eye 110
ravioli della hippy 10
ravioli hat 10
raw bread 10
raw cranberry sauce 10
raw gravy 10
raw green beans 10
raw mincemeat 10
raw potato 10
raw stuffing 10
raw sweet potato 10
raw turkey 10
razor-sharp can lid 2,922
razor-tipped yo-yo 10
realistic cap gun 10
really dense meat stack 10
Really Expensive Jewelry and You 10
really nice lump of coal 1
really nice net 10
really really sticky spider web 10
really sticky spider web 10
really thick bandage 10
really thick spine 10
really tiny cocktail shaker 10
Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta 10
Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer 2
Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread 1
Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend 10
Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend 10
Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris 3
Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup 2
Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta 2
Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar 3
Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend 4
Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone 2
Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg 1
Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia 10
Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie 1
record of infuriating silence 3
record of infuriating silence (used) 1
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record of menacing silence (used) 1
record of tranquil silence 2
record of tranquil silence (used) 1
recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity 10
recording of Chorale of Companionship 10
recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad 32,010
recording of Elron's Explosive Etude 510
recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 10
recording of Prelude of Precision 11
recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto 10
recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 10
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Red Balloon of Valor 10
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Red Dwarf 10
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Red Pill 10
red pixel 1,010
red pixel potion 39
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red potion 10
red red wine 1,010
red rocket 69
Red Roger tattoo kit 3
Red Roger's red left foot 24
Red Roger's red left hand 15
Red Roger's red right foot 10
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red rum 10
Red Russian 10
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red-hot poker 10
red-hot sausage fork 1,010
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Redeye™ Eyedrops 10
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reflection of a map 10
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regret hose 10
Regular Cloaca Cola 10
regular-size brogurt 10
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reindeer sickle 1
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reliable sixgun 10
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remorseless knife 10
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repaired El Vibrato drone 10
repeating crossbow 23
replica bat-oomerang 10
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replica Ten Dollars 1
residual zeal 10
resolution: be feistier 10
resolution: be happier 10
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respected companion biscuit 14
Retenez L'Herbe Paté 13
Rethinking Candy 1
returned Thinknerd package 160
reusable shopping bag 10
reverse Tantalus 10
reverse-oscillating klystron 10
rewinged stab bat 10
rhesus monkey 10
rhinestone 10,010
rhinestone cowboy shirt 10
rhinestone cowhorn 10
rhinoceros horn 10
rib of the Bonerdagon 11
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riboflavin 10
rice bowl 10
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ridiculous cocktail 10
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ridiculous sandwich 10
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ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 10
rigging knot 1
right bear arm 1
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Riker's Search History 10
ring 1
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ring of cold resistance 10
ring of conflict 10
ring of Detect Boring Doors 10
Ring of Fire 10
ring of fire resistance 10
ring of gain strength 10
ring of half-assed regeneration 10
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ring of telling skeletons what to do 10
Ring of the Sewer Snake 10
ring of the Skeleton Lord 10
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rinky-dink sixgun 10
roasted duck 35
roasted marshmallow 10
robin flan 12
robin nog 10
robin's egg 10
roboduck-on-a-string 12
robot grease 1,900
robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. 10
robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. 10
robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. 10
robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. 10
robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. 10
robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. 10
robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E. 1
robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. 10
robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. 10
robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. 10
robotronic egg 10
rock 10
Rock and Roll Legend 10
rock lobster 3
Rock Pops 10
rocket fuel 10
rockfish stomach 12
rockin' wagon 410
rockin' wagon with a fly in it 10
rocky raccoon 10
rocky road ice cream 10
rodeo whiskey 111
rogue swarmer 10
Rogue Windmill Rouge 13
roll in the hay 10
roll of drink tickets 13
roll of Hob-Os 10
roll of meat 44
roll of toilet paper 3,010
roller skate decoy 10
roller skate doll 11
rolling pin 10
ROM of Optimality 3
Roman sadnals 21
Rompedores de Fantasmas 10
Roo trading card 10
rook cookie 32
root beer 10
root beer barrel 10
rope with some soap on it 13
rose 11
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rotten tomato 1
rotting barrel 10
rotting beefsteak 212
rotting cowskin 6
rough fish scale 10
round blue bomb 10
round green sunglasses 10
round purple sunglasses 10
royal jelly 10
royal jelly taco 10
rubber axe 10
rubber baby doll 10
rubber band gun 10
rubber cape 21
rubber doll body 10
rubber doll head 10
rubber emo roe 10
rubber gloves 10
rubber nubbin 21
rubber ribcage 10
rubber spatula 10
rubber spider 10
rubber WWBD? bracelet 10
rubber WWJD? bracelet 10
rubber WWSPD? bracelet 10
rubber WWtNSD? bracelet 10
Rubee™ 10
ruby on canes 10
ruby W 10
Ruffalo 3
rum and cola 10
rum barrel charrrm 10
rum barrel charrrm bracelet 10
rum-soaked fruitcake 10
rune-strewn spoon cocoon 1
runny fermented egg 10
runny icing 10
runproof mascara 10
Russian Ice 10
rusted-out shootin' iron 10
rusty bonesaw 2,188
rusty broken diving helmet 10
rusty chain necklace 10
rusty compass 10
rusty diving helmet 10
rusty grave robbing shovel 10
rusty hedge trimmers 10
rusty metal greaves 10
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rusty piece of rebar 10
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rusty rivet 82
rusty speargun 10
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rutabuga bag 11
rxr shield 1
s'more 24
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S.A.V.E. flyer 13
S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S. 10
S.S. Ticket 10
S.T.L.T. 10
sabre teeth 10
sabre-toothed lime cub 10
Saccharine Maple pendant 10
sachet of strange powder 10
sack lunch 3,010
sack of doorknobs 10
Sacramento wine 1,010
Safari Jack's moustache 11
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safety vest 107
saffron antaravasaka 1
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Saison du Lune 10
sake bomb 10
salacious crumbs 13
salacious lychee chuhai 10
salacious screwdiver 10
salamander slurry 217
salamander spleen 10
SalesCo sample kit 1
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Salsa Caliente™ candle 10
Salsa de las Epocas 18
Salsa Libre 10
salt plum 17,510
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salt wages 10
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salty slug 10
samurai turtle 10
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sand dollar 10
sandcastle 10
sandpaper 10
sandwich of the gods 12
sane hatrack 1
sangria 10
Sangria de Menthe 10
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Sasq™ watch 3
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Saturday Night Special 10
sauce of the ages 10
saucepan 10
Saucepanic 10
sausage bomb 10
sausage golem 10
sausage pizza 10
sausage without a cause 14
sausage wonton 10
savings bond 10
savory crossbow 10
savory dry noodles 10
savory staff 10
savory sword 10
savoy truffle 10
sawblade fragment 10
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sawed-off blunderbuss 8
Sazerorc 10
Sazuruk-hai 10
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Scalp of Gorgolok 31
scary death orb 10
Scent of a Human™ candle 10
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Scepter of Loathing 1
scepter of the Skeleton Lord 10
Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince 10
Schmalz's First Prize Beer 1
School of Hard Knocks Diploma 10
school spirit socket set 10
Schrödinger's thermos 11
Science Notebook 1
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scintillating oyster egg 10
scintillating powder 10
scissor duck 10
Scorpion Bowl 10
scorpion whip 10
scotch on the rocks 10
scrap metal 10
scrap of shadow 36
scrap of sticky paper 10
scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker 3,010
scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker 4,010
scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker 3,010
scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker 10,763
scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker 3,010
scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker 3,010
Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill 10
screwdiver 14
screwdriver 10
screwing pooch 10
scroll case 10
scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil 10
scroll of drastic healing 10
scroll of minor invulnerability 1,111
scroll of pasta summoning 10
scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff 10
scroll of protection from lycanthropes 1,111
scroll of Puddingskin 10
scrumdiddlyumptious solution 10
scrumptious ice ant 10
scrumptious reagent 21,010
scrunchie tourniquet 211
Scuba Snack 13
Scurvy and Sobriety Prevention 1
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sea blueberry 10
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sea cape 2
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sea grease 69
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sea truffle 10
seal lube 10
seal tooth 10
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seal-brain elixir 13
seal-clubbing club 2,111
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seaode 10
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sebaceous shield 10
secret blend of herbs and spices 10
secret from the future 12
secret mummy herbs and spices 322
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self-dribbling basketball 10
self-repairing earmuffs 12
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Senior Mints 23,313
sensitive poetry journal 10
Sensual Massage for Creeps 10
sentient meat mass 10
Sequestrian 4
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sequined fez 10
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serum of sarcasm 413
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set of jacks 8
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Sexy Cosmo 10
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shadow venom 10
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shadowy seal eye 15
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Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion 33
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Shantix™ 10
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sonar-in-a-biscuit 1,011
Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire 1
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Spacegate Research 10
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spaghetti breakfast 1,010
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Spaghetti with Moonballs 10
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spooky powder 10
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spooky shroomkabob 10
spooky shrunken head 10
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spooky stick 10
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spooky stuffing 10
Spooky Surprise Egg 10
spooky toy wheel 10
Spooky VHS Tape 10
spooky wad 10
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Spooky-Gro fertilizer 10
Spookyraven signet 18
spoon! 10
spoonful of Linguine-Os 10
spork 10
spray chrome 12
spray paint 1,110
spring 210
Spring Break Beach "swimsuit" 11
Spring Break Beach tattoo coupon 10
Spring Bros. ID badge 3
Spring Bros. solenoid 10
sprinkle-begging cup 6
sprinkles 483,010
sprocket 1,010
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spruce juice 10
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Squat-Thrust Magazine 110
squeaky staff 10
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Squib 4
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St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket 10
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Staff of Simmering Hatred 9
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Staff of the Electric Range 10
Staff of the Grand Flambé 10
Staff of the Grease Trap 10
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Steal This Candy 10
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Steam Card: DemonStar (#1) 10
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steamed oyster 21
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steamy ruby 10
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Stembridge sidearm 10
Stemonitis Staticus mushroom 10
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stench wad 10
Stephen's lab coat 10
Stephen's secret formula 10
stepmom's booze 10
sterno-flavored Hob-O 10
stick 10
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stick of firewood 1,010
Stick-Knife of Loathing 1
stick-on eyebrow piercing 1,111
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Stooper 9
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Strong, Silent Type 10
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stuffed yo-yo 2,727
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sucker bucket 10
sucker hakama 10
sucker kabuto 10
sucker scaffold 10
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Suffering Sinner 15
sugar banana 10
sugar bunny 10
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sugar cherry 10
Sugar Cog 10
sugar fairy 10
sugar lime 11
sugar raygun 10
sugar shank 10
sugar shard 10
sugar sheet 5,010
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sugar shillelagh 10
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sugar sphere 45
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sugarplum ration 10
suggestive strozzapreti 10
Summer Nights 11
sun-dried tofu 12
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sunken chest 10
suntan lotion of moxiousness 10
Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword 9
super good fruit 10
super ka-bob 10
Super Magic Power Sword X 10
super salad 10
Super Weight-Gain 9000 11
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superduperheated metal 11
superheated fudge 10
superheated metal 6,010
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Suppurating Sinner 10
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Sweet Sword 10
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sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 10
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swirling mushroom wine 10
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Swizzler 10
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Sword of Dark Omens 13
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Sword of the Brouhaha Prince 10
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TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ 10
T.U.R.D.S. Key 10
t8r tots 10
Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco 10
Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce! 10
Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco 10
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro 10
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita 10
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Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco 10
taco shell 2,010
tail o' nine cats 10
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Take Eleven Bar 10
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Tapioc berry 10
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Tears of the Quiet Healer 322
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That 70s Cologne 10
that gum you like 10
the Archwizard's briefs 10
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The Emperor's new cookie 10
The Emperor's new hat 10
The Emperor's new pants 10
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The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) 1
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The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) 1
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The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) 1
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tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku 4
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tires 10
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titanium assault umbrella 10
To Build an Igloo 10
toast 6,820
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tofurkey leg 10
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Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste 12
tomato 10
tomato daiquiri 10
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tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie 10
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Tome of Rad Libs 1
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topeé 10
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torquoise 10
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towel 10
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toxo 10
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Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans 69
traditional Crimbo cookie 10
traffic jam 10
traffic jam toast 10
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Trainbot optics 20
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Trainbot slag 1,798
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training scroll: Shattering Punch 10
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trampled ticket stub 21
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transmission from planet Xi 10
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Transylvania Sling 10
Trash, a Memoir 10
Travels with Jerry 10
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Treads of Loathing 1
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trench coat 10
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triggerfingerbone 11
trilobite candy mold 10
trilobite fossil 10
TRIO cup of beer 10
triple barreled barrel gun 10
Trivial Avocations Card: What? 1,010
Trivial Avocations Card: When? 1,010
Trivial Avocations Card: Where? 1,010
Trivial Avocations Card: Who? 1,010
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Tropical Crimbo Hat 5
Tropical Crimbo Shorts 5
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turtle totem 1,111
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turtle-shaped rock 10
turtlemail bits 10
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tuxedo shirt 210
Twelve Night Energy 10
twice-haunted screwdriver 10
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twinkly wad 10
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twitching claw 10
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two meat muck 10
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Typical Tavern swill 10
Ultimate Mind Destroyer 32
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ultimate wad 1
Ultra Mega Sour Ball 1
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Ultrasoldier Serum 32
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Uncle Buck 9
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Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide 10
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Uncle Hobo's epic beard 8
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Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix 10
Uncle Romulus 10
Uncle Romulus (used) 1
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uncooked chorizo 10
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Underworld sapling 1
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unearthly onyx 11
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unfinished ice sculpture 10
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unflavored wine cooler 10
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Unfortunato's foolscap 10
Ungulant 2
unholy water 10
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Universal Seasoning 3
Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate 8
Unkillable Skeleton's restless leg 8
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Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car 10
Unmotivator: Crashed Orca 10
Unmotivator: Success Warrior 10
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unnatural gas 11
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unopened diabolic pizza cube box 1
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unrefined Mountain Stream syrup 10
unremarkable duffel bag 1,010
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Unspeakable Earring 10
unspeakable lozenges 10
Unspeakachu 12
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unstable laser battery 10
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untamable turtle 10
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unusual oil 10
unwound clockwork grapefruit 10
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Ur-Donut 10
Uranium Omega of Temperance 14
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useless powder 382,517
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valuable trinket 10
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vampire chowder 10
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vampire duck-on-a-string 72
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van key 10
vanilla-frosted king cake 10
Vaporpoise 2
Vaso De Agua trading card 18
Vegetable of Jarlsberg 10
veiny spore pod 1,212
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velcro broadsword 16
velcro ore 10
velcro paddle ball 10
velcro shield 10
Velougats™ 21
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Velvet Veil 12
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Vicar's Tutu 10
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Victor's Spoils 10
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vodka martini 10
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vodka stinger 10
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VYKEA mead 10
VYKEA meatballs 10
VYKEA plank 10
VYKEA rail 10
VYKEA woadpaint 10
WA 10
wad of cotton 10
wad of dough 2,010
wad of slimy rags 10
wad of spider silk 1
wad of tofu 10
waders 10
waffle 13
Waifuton 6
Wal-Mart "diamond" ring 10
Wal-Mart gift certificate 10
Wal-Mart nametag 10
Wal-Mart overalls 10
Wal-Mart snowglobe 10
Wal-Mart tattoo kit 10
walkie-talkie 1
walrus ice cream 10
walrus-tusk earring 10
wand of fudge control 1
Wand of Nagamar 10
Wand of Oscus 30
wand of pigification 10
wang 10
war tongs 10
warbear accoutrements chunk 10
warbear auto-anvil 4
warbear badge 5
warbear battery 10
warbear battle greaves 1
warbear bearserker greaves 1
warbear bearserker mead 10
warbear bearserker potion 10
warbear beeping telegram 10
warbear blizzard mead 10
warbear breakfast machine assembler 10
warbear ceremonial party pants 1
warbear chemistry lab 3
warbear dress bracers 3
warbear dress greaves 3
warbear dress helmet 3
warbear drone assembler 8
warbear drone codes 11
warbear electric long johns 1
warbear electric warscarf 1
warbear electro-spiked helm 1
warbear empathy chip 5
warbear empathy chip (used) 1
warbear energy bracers 10
warbear exhaust manifold 10
warbear exo-arm 10
warbear fancy fedora 1
warbear feasting bread 10
warbear feasting mead 10
warbear feathered fedora 1
warbear fleece-lined long johns 1
warbear fleece-lined warscarf 1
warbear foil hat 3
warbear goggles 1
warbear gyro 15
warbear gyrocopter 10
warbear heated ushanka 1
warbear helm fragment 2
warbear high festival pants 1
warbear high-efficiency still 3
warbear hoverbelt 1
warbear hoverbelt piecepart 10
warbear induction oven 4
warbear jackhammer drill press 4
warbear laser beacon 10
warbear laser bowtie 1
warbear lined ushanka 1
warbear liquid lasers 10
warbear liquid overcoat 10
warbear long johns 1
warbear LP-ROM burner 3
warbear metalworking primer 10
warbear metalworking primer (used) 1
warbear nuclear bowtie 1
warbear officer greaves 1
warbear officer requisition box 10
warbear oil pan 10
warbear party pants 1
warbear plain fedora 1
warbear plain helm 1
warbear plain ushanka 1
warbear plasma bowtie 1
warbear polarized goggles 1
warbear procedural hilarity drone 10
warbear rejuvenation potion 1
warbear requisition box 10
warbear robo-camouflage unit 10
warbear sequential gaiety distribution system 10
warbear snowblindness goggles 1
warbear soda machine assembler 6
warbear spiked helm 1
warbear superpotion 10
warbear thermoregulator bread 10
warbear trouser fragment 10
warbear wardance potion 10
warbear warrior bread 6
warbear warscarf 1
warbear whosit 10
warehouse clerk's glasses 241
warehouse key 10
warehouse walkie-talkie 10
warm El Vibrato drone 10
warm fur 10
warm gravy 10
warm mushroom 10
Warm Subject gift certificate 10
warm war shawarma 10
Warms-Your-Tush 5
Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife 6
wasabi marble soda 10
wasabi pocky 10
wasabi-infused sake 10
washboard shield 10
water balloon 1
water log 10
water pipe bomb 12
water purification pills 1,010
water wings 10
water wings for babies 10
water-polo cap 24
water-polo mitt 9
watered-down Red Minotaur 10
waterlogged bootstraps 10
waterlogged cloth 10
waterlogged crate 11
waterlogged leather 10
waterlogged metal 10
waterlogged stuffing 11
waterlogged wood 117
watermelon 5
wax banana 10
wax booze 10
wax face 10
Wax Flask 32
wax hand 10
wax hat 10
wax lips 1
wax pancake 10
wax pants 10
Way More Tears™ pepper spray 10
weasel stomping pants 10
weathered barrel 9,010
wedge of gray cheese 4
weedy skirt 10
weegee sqouija 10
weighted paperclip chain 51
weird gazelle steak 10
Wendtigo 2
weremoose spit 11
Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence 10
Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking 10
Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud 10
western-style skinning knife 10
Wet Russian 12
wet stew 10
wet tack 1
wet venom duct 10
whale cerebrospinal fluid 10
whalebone corset 10
whalecake 1
whalegun 2
whalesteak 10
Whatsian Ionic Pliers 10
whatsit-covered turtle shell 10
wheel 10
Whenchamacallit bar 287
whet stone 6
whimpering willow bark 10
whip kit 10
whisker pencil 10
whiskey and cola 299
whiskey and soda 10
whiskey bittersweet 29
whiskey in a broken glass 10
whiskey sour 10
whiskey squeeze 10
white arm towel 3
white balloon 41,537
white belt 12
white blood cells 8,217
white Canadian 10
white candy heart 3,010
white candygram 41
white chocolate and tomato pizza 10
white chocolate chip brownies 10
white chocolate chip cookies 10
white chocolate chips 10
White Chocolate Golem Seeds 128
White Citadel burger 10
White Citadel fries 10
white class ring 624
white collar 10
white Crimbo ball 10
white Dreadsylvanian 16
white earbuds 2
white elephant gift 12
white hat hacker T-shirt 11
White Hyborian 10
white lightning 1,010
white mana 10
white money bag 10
white page 10
white picket fence 10
white pixel 2,111
white rice 10
white satin pants 10
white satin shield 10
white snake skin 10
white snakeskin duster 10
white sword 10
white tulip 10
white whip 10
white wine 27
white Xanadian 10
white-label gin 3
whole roasted chicken 10
whole turkey leg 10
wholeberd 10
Whoompa Fur Pants 10
whoopie cushion 10
wicker clicker 1
wicker kickers 1
wicker knickers 1
wicker shield 10
wicker slicker 1
wicker sticker 1
wicker ticker 1
wickerbits 1
Wickers bar 10
wicksilver ring 10
wicksilver spurs 1
wiffle-flail 10
wild honey pie 2
willowy bonnet 12
willyweed 10
wind-up chattering teeth 110
wind-up ensign 21
wind-up meatcar 10
wind-up navigation droid 10
wind-up owl 10
wind-up spider 11
wind-up vampire teeth 10
wind-up Whatsian robot 10
windchimes 10
windicle 10
wine spritzer 10
wine-soaked bone chips 10
wings of fire 10
Winifred's whistle 10
Wint-O-Fresh mint 30,010
wintergreen-flavored potato chips 10
witch hat 12
witch wart 10
witch's bra 1
witch's bread 10
witch's brew 10
witty rapier 10
woim 10
woimbook 10
wok lobster 10
Woldo trading card 21
wolf mask 10
wolfman mask 1,212
Wolfman Nardz 10
wolfskull mask 6
wonderwall shield 10
wood screw 1,666
wooden axe 10
wooden block 10
wooden figurine 10
wooden salad bowl 10
wooden spoon 10
wooden stakes 10
wool hat 10
wool sock 10
woolen cravat 18
wooly loincloth 3
Work is a Four Letter Sword 10
worksite credentials 10
Workytime Tea 12
World's Blackest-Eyed Peas 60
world's most unappetizing beverage 10
world's smallest violin 10
wormwood stick 4
wormwood wedding ring 3
worn tophat 10
worst candy 11
worthless gewgaw 10
worthless knick-knack 10
worthless trinket 10
woven baling wire bracelets 10
wrapped candy cane sword cane 1
wrapping paper 1
wreath of laurels 10
wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie 10
Wrecked Generator 10
wrench bracelet 80
wrench handle 5
wrestling mask 13
wriggling severed nose 11
wriggling tentacle 10
wriggling worm 226
wristwatch of the white knight 11
writhing drippy candy bar 1
Wrotz 11
wrought-iron flakes 1
wrought-iron waders 1
wrought-iron walker 1
wrought-iron whisk 1
wrought-iron widget 1
wrought-iron wig 1
wrought-iron winch crank 1
Wullabye 2
wumpus hair 10
wumpus-hair bolo 10
wumpus-hair loincloth 13
wumpus-hair net 10
wumpus-hair sweater 10
wumpus-hair whip 10
wumpus-hair wig 10
wussiness potion 10
X 10
X-37 gun 14
x-ray mirror 10
x-ray specs 10
Xi Receiver Unit 1
Xiblaxian 5D printer 11
Xiblaxian alloy 10
Xiblaxian cache locator simcode 69
Xiblaxian circuitry 191
Xiblaxian crystal 88
Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode 121
Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner 110
Xiblaxian holo-bowtie 10
Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode 10
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube 10
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey 10
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl 10
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers 10
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest 10
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito 10
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles 10
Xiblaxian holo-training simcode 10
Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter 149
Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode 10
Xiblaxian polymer 10
Xiblaxian residence-cube 10
Xiblaxian space-whiskey 10
Xiblaxian stealth cowl 10
Xiblaxian stealth trousers 10
Xiblaxian stealth vest 10
Xiblaxian ultraburrito 10
Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles 10
xo-skeleton-in-a-box 1
yabba dabba doo rag 3
yak anorak 19
yak skin 10
yak toupee 10
yak whip 23
Yakisoba's hat 12
yakskin buckler 10
yakskin kilt 10
yakskin pants 10
yakskin skirt 10
yam candy 10
Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick 10
ye olde golde frontes 10
Ye Olde Meade 194
Ye Olde Medieval Insult 11
Ye Olde Navy Fleece 10
Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher 2,010
Yeast of Boris 10
Yeg's Motel alarm clock 12
Yeg's Motel ashtray 18
Yeg's Motel disposable razor 16
Yeg's Motel hand soap 10
Yeg's Motel minibar key 12
Yeg's Motel mouthwash 10
Yeg's Motel pillow mint 10
Yeg's Motel sewing kit 16
Yeg's Motel stationery 9
Yeg's Motel toothbrush 9
yellow brick road 10
yellow candy heart 10
yellow candygram 58
yellow drunki-bear 10
yellow glowstick 10
yellow gummi ingot 10
yellow matter custard 10
Yellow Moon of Compassion 14
yellow paisley oyster egg 10
yellow pixel 10
yellow pixel potion 10
yellow plastic hard hat 10
yellow plastic oyster egg 10
yellow polka-dot oyster egg 10
yellow puck 1
yellow rocket 10
yellow seashell 10
yellow snowcone 10
yellow striped oyster egg 10
yeti fur 4,234
yield shield 1
yo 10
yo-yo 10
yohohoyo 10
Yolo™ chocolates 10
Yorick 1
Young Man's Cargo Load 11
Young Man's Crew Sequester 12
your own black heart 10
yule grog 1
yule gruel 10
yule hatchet 10
yule pup 10
Yuleviathan necklace 3
yummy death watch beetle 10
Yummy Tummy bean 10
Z-Bone steak 10
Ze™ goggles 10
zen motorcycle 16
Zim Merman's guitar 13
Zinc Delta of Tranquility 4
zmobie 10
zombie 10
zombie accordion 6
zombie dinosaur egg 12
zombie hollandaise 112
zombie mariachi hat 11
zombie mariachi pants 10
zombie pineal gland 10
Zombo's empty eye 10
Zombo's grievous greaves 31
Zombo's shield 34
Zombo's shoulder blade 18
Zombo's skull ring 23
Zombo's skullcap 26
Zoodriver 10
Zu Mannkäse Dienen 12
Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) 2
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