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Display Case for The Mushboom (#543508)
This player is ranked #188 for Most Unique Items with a total of 3,648 items.

This player is a member of the clan PotD Paradiso.

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The Mushboom (#543508)
This player has 3,648 unique items and 33,399 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
Franken Stein 1
"DRINK ME" potion 362
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 1
1-ball 1
1.21 jigawatts 1
100-Watt bulb 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 1
1952 Mickey Mantle card 1
2-ball 1
25-meat staff 1
3-ball 1
30669 scroll 1
33398 scroll 1
334 scroll 1
37x37x37 puzzle cube 27
4-ball 1
4-d camera 1
4-dimensional guitar 1
4:20 bomb 1
5-ball 1
6-ball 1
64067 scroll 1
668 scroll 1
7-ball 1
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 1
7-inch discus 1
8-ball 1
9-ball 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 1
a butt tuba 1
a little sump'm sump'm 1
abandoned candy 1
abominable blubber 2
abominable snowcone 1
abstraction: action 42
abstraction: category 3
abstraction: perception 33
abstraction: purpose 29
abstraction: sensation 34
abstraction: thought 39
Abyssal ember 1
accidental cider 1
acid-squirting flower 1
acoustic guitarrr 1
actual reality goggles 16
actual tapas 1
adder 1
adder bladder 2
adhesive tape dolly 1
adorable seal larva 2
aerated diving helmet 1
affordable teak perch 1
agua de vida 1
airblaster gun 14
albatross necklace 2
Alewife™ Ale 1
Alice's Army Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Bowman 2
Alice's Army Cleric 1
Alice's Army Coward 2
Alice's Army Dervish 1
Alice's Army Foil Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Guard 2
Alice's Army Halberder 2
Alice's Army Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Horseman 1
Alice's Army Lanceman 2
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Martyr 1
Alice's Army Ninja 2
Alice's Army Nurse 2
Alice's Army Page 4
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 3
Alice's Army Sniper 2
Alice's Army Spearsman 2
Alice's Army Swordsman 2
Alice's Army Wallman 2
alpha-mail pants 1
alphabet gum 1
amber aviator shades 1
ammonite fossil 1
amok pudding 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 2
Amulet of Yendor 1
ancient calendar fragment 1
ancient cursed foot locker 1
ancient frozen dinner 1
ancient ice cream scoop 1
ancient Magi-Wipes 1
ancient pills 1
ancient poisoned dart 1
ancient protein powder 1
Ancient Saucehelm 1
ancient spice 1
ancient stone fist 1
ancient stone head 1
ancient turtle shell 1
ancient turtle shell powder 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 1
ancient vinyl coin purse 1
anemone nematocyst 1
anemoney clip 1
Angelhair Culottes 1
Angry Farmer candy 1
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 1
Ankh of Badahnkadh 1
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary pewter cape 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
annoying pitchfork 1
ant agonist 1
ant antidepressant 1
ant hoe 1
ant pick 1
ant pitchfork 1
ant rake 2
ant sickle 1
anti-anti-antidote 1
anticheese 1
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 1
antique bottle of cough syrup 1
antique greaves 1
antique hand mirror 1
antique helmet 1
antique machete 1
antique packet of ketchup 1
antique painting of a landscape 1
antique pair of blue jeans 1
antique record album 1
antique shield 1
antique souvenir drawing 1
antique spear 1
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 1
Argarggagarg's fang 2
armgun 1
around the world 1
arrowgram 641
arrrgyle socks 1
Arrrmetia trading card 1
artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice 1
artisanal limoncello 3
asbestos apron 2
asbestos crossbow 1
asbestos crossbow string 1
asbestos helmet turtle 1
asbestos meat stack 1
asbestos ore 5
asbestos staff 1
asbestos stick 1
asbestos sword 1
asbestos sword hilt 5
ASCII shirt 1
Asleep in the Cemetery 1
asparagus knife 1
asparagus lo mein 1
asparagus stir-fry 1
Ass-Stompers of Violence 1
asshat 1
astral mushroom 1
atomic vector plotter 1
attention spanner 1
attorney's badge 1
Aura Libre 1
automatic catapult 1
awful poetry journal 1
Ax of L'rose 1
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth 1
bätzle 1
baby cuddlefish 1
baby killer bee 1
backwoods screwdriver 1
BACON 1
baconstone 1
baconstone bracelet 1
baconstone earring 1
baconstone pendant 1
baconstone ring 1
bad-ass club 2
badass belt 11
badger badge 1
bag of airline peanuts 49
bag of Cheat-Os 1
bag of GORF 37
bag of GORP 30
bag of lard 1
bag of pygmy blood 1
bag of QWOP 140
baggie of powdered sugar 1
balaclava 1
balaclava baklava 1
ball 1
balloon helmet 1
balloon monkey 1
balloon shield 1
balloon sword 1
ballpark hot daub 1
ballroom blintz 1
bamboo bokuto 1
banana 1
banana milkshake 1
banana peel 15
banana spritzer 1
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 1
banjo strings 1
bar skin 1
barbed-wire fence 1
bargain flash powder 1
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
bark rootbeer 5
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 5
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 1
barrrnacle 2
barskin hat 1
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 1
Barulio's bottle 1
baseball 1
Bash-Ōs cereal 1
basic meat crossbow 1
basic meat fez 1
basic meat foon 1
basic meat helmet 1
basic meat kilt 1
basic meat pants 1
basic meat skirt 1
basic meat spork 1
basic meat staff 1
basic meat sword 1
bat guano 1
bat haggis 1
bat wing 1
bat wing kabob 1
bat wing stir-fry 1
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
batblade 1
batgut 1
batskin belt 2
battered Crimbo Crate 1
battered old top-hat 1
Battlie Light Saver 1
bazookafish bubble gum 1
beach ball marble 1
bean burrito 1
beanbag chair 1
beastly paste 3
beaten-up Chucks 1
beautiful soup 1
beefy fish meat 1
beer bomb 1
beer bong 1
beer cartilage 1
beer helmet 1
beer lens 1
beer-a-pult 1
beer-scented teddy bear 1
beer-soaked mop 1
beertini 1
beery blood 1
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 10
begpwnia 1
beholed bedsheet 2
Beignet Milgranet 1
bejeweled accordion strap 1
bejeweled cufflinks 10
bejeweled pledge pin 1
belemnite fossil 1
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
bellhop bell 1
Belt of Howling Anger 3
Ben-Gal™ Balm 1
bent scrap metal 1
berries of suffering 1
berry-infused sake 1
Better Than Cuddling Cake 1
bewitching boots 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 1
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 1
BGE merchandise order form 1
BGE pocket calendar 1
BGE shotglass 1
BGE temporary tattoo 1
BGE tiny plastic toy 1
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 1
big bad voodoo mask 1
big bass drum 1
big boom 1
big bundle of chamoix 7
Big Candy's tophat 1
big glob of skin 1
big red clown nose 1
big rock 1
big stick 1
big stirring stick 1
bigger stick 1
bilge wine 2
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
bindlestocking 1
bird rib 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 1
bit of clingfilm 3
bit-o-cactus 1
bite-me-red lipstick 1
bitter bowtie 1
BittyCar HotCar 1
BittyCar SoulCar 1
Bjorn's Hammer 1
black & tan 1
Black Body™ spray 1
black BRICKO brick 6
black candy heart 27
black cherry soda 1
black cowboy hat 1
black eye shadow 1
black eyedrops 1
black facepaint 1
black forest cake 1
black forest ham 1
black gold 1
black greaves 1
black helmet 1
black kettle drum 2
black magic powder 1
Black No. 2 1
black paisley oyster egg 1
black pension check 1
black pepper 1
black picnic basket 1
black pixel 23
black plastic oyster egg 1
black polka-dot oyster egg 4
black pudding 1
black sheepskin diploma 1
black shield 1
black snake skin 1
black snowcone 1
black spot 1
black striped oyster egg 1
black sword 1
blackberry 1
blackberry combat boots 2
blackberry galoshes 1
blackberry polite 1
Blackfly Chardonnay 1
blammer 1
blank diary 1
Blatantly Canadian 1
blended frozen swill 1
blind-packed capsule toy 507
Bling of the New Wave 3
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
blood and blood 39
Blood Light 1
blood of the Wereseal 1
bloodied surgical dungarees 1
bloodstain stick 1
bloody beer 1
bloody clown pants 1
bloody mary 1
blowdart 1
blue class ring 9
Blue Diamond of Honesty 2
blue oyster badge 5
blue paisley oyster egg 1
blue pixel 1
blue pixel potion 1
blue plastic baby 1
blue plastic oyster egg 1
blue polka-dot oyster egg 2
blue potion 1
blue shell 1
blue snowcone 1
blue striped oyster egg 1
blue suede shoes 2
blue-frosted astral cupcake 2
blundarrrbus 2
blunt cat claw 1
blunt icepick 1
bobble-hip hula elf doll 1
bobcat grenade 1
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
Bohemian rhapsody 2
bone collar 2
bone flute 1
bone meal 1
bone rattle 1
bone spurs 1
Bone's Farm "wine" 1
boneana hammock 1
bonedanna 1
bonerang 1
Bonestabber 1
bonsai tree 1
book of matches 2
Boots of Twilight Whispers 2
booty chest charrrm 2
booty chest charrrm bracelet 1
booze-soaked cherry 1
boozebomb 1
Boozehounds Anonymous token 1
Bordeaux Marteaux 1
borg sock monkey 1
boring spaghetti 1
Boris's key lime pie 1
Boris's ring 1
borrowed time 1
Boss Bat bling 1
Boss Bat britches 1
Boss Drops 1
bottle of alcohol 1
bottle of antifreeze 1
bottle of black cat tonic 5
bottle of Blank-Out 5
bottle of Bloodweiser 1
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 1
bottle of cooking sherry 1
bottle of Definit 1
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 1
bottle of Evermore 1
bottle of fire 1
bottle of gin 1
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 1
bottle of laundry sherry 1
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 1
bottle of limeade 1
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 1
bottle of moontan lotion 2
bottle of Mystic Shell 1
bottle of Ooze-O 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 1
bottle of Pinot Renoir 1
bottle of pirate juice 1
bottle of popskull 1
bottle of realpagne 2
bottle of rum 157
bottle of sake 1
bottle of sewage schnapps 1
bottle of tequila 2
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 1
bottle of vodka 1
bottle of whiskey 1
bottle opener belt buckle 1
bottled inspiration 2
boulder 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 1
bowl of Bounty-Os 1
bowl of cottage cheese 1
bowl of eyeballs 9
bowl of fishysoisse 1
bowl of lucky charms 1
bowl of maggots 9
bowl of mummy guts 1
bowl of rye sprouts 1
Bowl of Scorpions 1
bowling ball 1
box 1
box of hammers 1
box of Pokëmann band-aids 8
box of sunshine 5
boxed gumball machine 1
boxed wine 1
boxing glove 1
boxing glove on a spring 2
boxing-glove-in-a-box 2
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 1
BRAINS shorts 1
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 1
brass abacus 1
brass gear 1
brass stinger 2
bread line 6
bread man 4
breadchucks 1
breaded beer 1
brick 6
BRICKO bat 1
BRICKO bulwark 2
BRICKO elephant 1
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO octopus 1
BRICKO ooze 2
BRICKO oyster 1
BRICKO pants 1
BRICKO stud 36
BRICKO sword 1
BRICKO turtle 1
briefcase 1
brigand brittle 173
Bright Water 1
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 1
brine 1
broken carburetor 1
broken glass grenade 1
broken skull 1
broken sword 1
bronze breastplate 1
bronzed locust 1
brown crock marble 11
brown felt tophat 2
brown paper bag mask 1
brown paper pants 1
brown pixel 4
brown sugar cane 2
buñuelos Jaliscos 23
bubble-wrap simulator 1
bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) 1
bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) 1
bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) 1
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 1
bubblewrap ore 2
bubblin' crude 36
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of honey 1
bucket of wine 1
buckler buckle 1
buckyball 1
buffalo blade 1
bug paste 1
bugbear beanie 1
bugbear bungguard 1
bugged beanie 1
bull blubber 32
bullet-proof corduroys 1
bum cheek 1
bunch of square grapes 1
bundle of "fragrant" herbs 1
bungle in the jungle 1
bunny liver 22
buoybottoms 1
burrowgrub hive 1
burst hellseal brain 9
bus pass 1
butterfly knife 1
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 1
C.H.U.M. knife 1
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 7
cabooze 4
cactus fruit 1
caipifruta 1
calavera concertina 1
calle de miel 1
Camp Scout pup tent 159
can cannon 1
can of Adultwitch™ 1
can of Binarrrca 9
can of black paint 1
can of CRIMBCOLA 9
can of depilatory cream 1
can of maces 1
can of mixed everything 14
can of Red Minotaur 1
can of sardines 1
can of spinach 1
can of starch 1
can of Swiller 1
Can-Can skirt 1
can-can-in-a-can 1
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 7
can-you-dig-it? 1
candied bolts 5
candied kobold 1
candied nuts 5
candied yams 7
candy brain 1
candy cane 1
candy crayons 1
candy kneecapping stick 1
candy knuckles 1
candy skeleton 1
candy stake 1
cannonball charrrm 2
cannonbomb 1
canopic jar 1
carbonated soy milk 1
carbonated water lily 1
cardboard ore 4
cardboard wakizashi 1
carob chunk cookies 1
carob chunk noodles 1
carrot juice 1
carrot nose 3
carton of snake milk 1
cartoon heart 20
casino pass 1
cast 1
cast-iron legacy paddle 1
catgut 1
catgut taco 1
catsup 1
Cement Mixer 2
cement sandals 1
centipede eggs 1
Cerebral Cloche 1
Cerebral Crossbow 1
Cerebral Culottes 1
chain-mail monokini 1
chainsaw chain 1
Chalice of the Malkovich Prince 1
chaos butterfly 1
charged magnet 1
charming flute 1
cheap Chinese beer 1
cheap cigar butt 4
cheap elven gloves 1
cheap plastic blowgun 1
cheap plastic bottle opener 1
cheap toaster 2
cheap wind-up clock 1
cheezburger 1
chef skull 1
chef's hat 1
chef-in-the-box 1
chef-skull-in-the-box 1
cherry 1
Cherry Cloaca Cola 1
cherry pie 3
Chester's Aquarius medallion 1
Chester's cutoffs 1
Chester's moustache 1
chewing gum on a string 1
children of the candy corn 1
Chinese curse words 1
chintzy accordion pin 1
chintzy disco ball pendant 2
chintzy noodle ring 1
chintzy saucepan earring 1
chintzy seal pendant 1
chintzy turtle brooch 1
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 1
chisel 1
chloroform rag 1
chlorophyll paste 4
chocolate box 1
chocolate cigar 1
chocolate filthy lucre 1
chocolate seal-clubbing club 1
chocolate spurs 2
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 1
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 1
chocomotive 8
chopsticks 1
Chori Zo trading card 1
chorizo brownies 1
chorizo taco 1
chrome crossbow 1
chrome crossbow string 2
chrome helmet turtle 1
chrome meat stack 1
chrome ore 1
chrome staff 1
chrome stick 2
chrome sword 2
chrome sword hilt 4
Chroner 33
chunk of hot iron 1
cigarette lighter 1
Cinco Mayo Lager 1
circle drum 1
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 1
citrus-infused sake 1
classy monkey 1
Claw of the Infernal Seal 2
Claybender glasses 2
clingfilm cap 1
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm tangle 1
clingfilm trousers 1
Cloaca-Cola 1
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 1
Cloaca-Cola helmet 1
Cloaca-Cola shield 1
Cloak of Dire Shadows 3
clock-cleaning hammer 1
clockwork chef head 1
clockwork chef-head-in-the-box 1
clockwork chef-in-the-box 1
clockwork claws 1
clockwork clockwise dome 1
clockwork counterclockwise dome 1
clockwork crossbow 1
clockwork doohickey 1
clockwork endoskeleton 1
clockwork handle 1
clockwork hat 1
clockwork key 1
clockwork maid 1
clockwork pants 1
clockwork rings 1
clockwork rod 1
clockwork shank 1
clockwork sheet 1
clockwork sphere 1
clockwork spine 1
clockwork staff 1
clockwork sword 1
clockwork thingamajig 1
clockwork trench coat 1
clockwork widget 1
cloudy potion 1
clove-flavored lip balm 5
clown hammer 50
clown shoes 1
clown skin 1
clown whip 1
clownskin belt 1
clownskin buckler 1
clownskin harness 1
club necklace 1
club of corruption 1
clumsiness bark 24
clutch of dodecapede eggs 1
coal dust 1
coal shovel 1
coarse hemp socks 1
cob of corn 1
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 1
cocktail napkin 1
cocktail onion 1
cocoa eggshell fragment 1
coconut bikini top 1
coconut shell 169
cod cape 1
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 1
Codpiece of the Goblin King 1
coffee pixie stick 1
coffin lid 3
cog 568
cog and sprocket assembly 1
Colander of Em-er'il 2
cold hi mein 1
Cold Hots candy 1
cold mashed potatoes 1
cold ninja mask 1
cold nuggets 27
cold powder 21
cold wad 1
cold water bottle 1
cold-filtered water 1
collection of tiny spooky objects 1
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 1
colorful toad 1
comfy pillow 1
commemorative war stein 1
communal gobstopper 4
communications windchimes 1
compression stocking 1
concentrated fish broth 8
concentrated garbage juice 1
concentrated magicalness pill 1
confusing LED clock 67
Cookbook of the Damned 3
cool cat claw 1
cool jelly donut 1
cool mushroom casserole 1
cool whip 1
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 1
copper ha'penny charrrm 1
corn holder 1
corncob pipe 1
corned beet 3
cornuthaum 1
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 1
Corpse Island iced tea 6
corpse on the beach 6
corpsedriver 12
corpsetini 1
correction fluid 1
corrupt club of corrupt corruption 1
corrupt club of corruption 1
corrupted data 1
costume sword 2
cottage 1
crêepy mask 1
cracker 1
cranberries 1
cranberry cordial 1
crappy waiter disguise 1
crayon shavings 132
crazy little Turkish delight 1
cream stout 1
creamsicle 1
creepy doll head 1
creepy ginger ale 1
creepy voodoo doll 4
creepy-ass club 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 5
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 1
CRIMBCO lanyard 1
CRIMBCO scrip 10
CRIMBCOIDS mints 1
CRIMBCOLOAF 9
Crimbo candied pecan 23
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 1
Crimbo fudge 19
Crimbo paste 44
Crimbo peppermint bark 18
Crimbo pie 31
Crimbo salad 7
Crimbo training manual 1
Crimbo ukulele 1
Crimbo wreath 1
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimboween memo 1
Crimbuccaneer captain's purse 1
Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) 1
Crimbuccaneer lantern 1
Crimbuccaneer shirt 1
Crimbuccaneer tricorn 1
Crimbuccaneer war standard 1
Crimbuck 20
crossbow string 1
crowbarrr 1
Crown of the Goblin King 9
crown-shaped beanie 1
cruelty-free wine 1
crystal decanter 2
crystal skeleton vodka 1
crystal skull 1
CSA all-purpose soap 87
CSA bravery badge 1
CSA cheerfulness ration 148
CSA discount card 1
CSA fire-starting kit 69
CSA obedience grenade 183
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 149
cube of billiard chalk 1
cube of ectoplasm 2
cup of hickory chicory 1
cup of infinite pencils 1
cup of primitive beer 1
cupcake-in-a-cup 1
curmudgel 1
cursed black pearl onion 6
cursed bottle of black-label rum 1
cursed bottle of rum 1
cursed cannonball 1
cursed dirty joke scroll 1
cursed piece of thirteen 1
Cursed Punch 1
cursed scrunchie 1
cursed sea biscuit 1
cursed voodoo skull 1
custard pie 3
cyborg stompin' boot 1
cymbal syrup 1
d12 102
Daffy Taffy 1
Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually 1
Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week 1
daily dungeon malware 4
daisy 1
dance card 1
dangerous jerkcicle 80
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 1
dark potion 31
Das Überkühlraum trading card 1
das boot 1
day-old beer 1
deactivated MicroMechaMech 1
dead guy's memento 1
dead guy's watch 8
dead meat bun 3
death blossom 2
decaying goldfish liver 1
decaying wooden oar 1
deck of tropical cards 1
decorative fountain 1
Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe 38
deep six-shooter 1
dehydrated caviar 1
delicious comfit? 1
delicious noodles 1
delicious shimmering moth 1
delicious spicy noodles 1
deluxe fax machine 1
deluxe layer cake 1
demon buckler 1
demon skin 1
demon whip 1
demon-horned hat 1
demonic paste 1
demonic surgical gloves 2
demonskin jacket 1
demonskin trousers 1
dense meat stack 1
dented harmonica 1
dented spoon 1
deodorant 1
depantsing bomb 1
depleted Crimbonium football helmet 2
depleted Grimacite grappling hook 1
depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt 1
depleted uranium seal figurine 2
desiccated apricot 1
designer handbag 1
desktop zen garden 1
detective skull 1
deviled egg 4
devilish folio 208
dew yoana lei 1
diamond necklace 1
diamond-studded cane 2
diamond-studded fronts 1
didgeridooka 1
Diet Cloaca Cola 1
digital key lime pie 1
dill 1
dinner roll 1
dire fudgesicle 1
dirty hobo gloves 1
disassembled clover 7
disbelief suspenders 1
Disco 'Fro Pick 4
disco ball 1
disco mask 1
disease 2
disembodied brain 1
dishrag 1
disintegrating quill pen 205
disintegrating sheet music 1
disintegrating spiky collar 2
displaced fish 1
distilled fortified wine 1
disturbing fanfic 1
Divine 1
divine blowout 2
divine can of silly string 1
divine champagne flute 1
divine champagne popper 1
divine cracker 1
divine noisemaker 1
diving muff 1
DNOTC Box 1
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 1
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 1
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 1
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 1
Dogsgotnonoz pills 1
doll house 1
dollar-sign bag 1
dollhive 1
Dolphin King's crown 4
dolphin whistle 1
donkey flipbook 1
dope gangsta bling-bling 2
dope wheels 1
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 1
double-barreled sling 1
double-ice box 1
double-ice britches 1
double-ice cap 1
double-ice gum 1
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 6
drab sonata 1
Drac & Tan 1
draggin' ball hat 1
dragon snaps 1
dragonfish caviar 1
Dramatic™ range 1
Drapes-You-Regally 1
dreadful roast 1
dreadlock whip 2
Dreadsylvanian skeleton key 1
dress pants 1
dried face 1
dripping meat staff 1
Drowsy Sword 5
drum machine 1
drum of pomade 1
Drunken Astrophysicist 5
Drunkula's silky pants 1
dry noodles 944
dry vodka martini 1
drywall axe 3
dubious peppermint 1
ducha de oro 1
duct tape 33
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape shirt 1
duct tape sword 1
duct tape wallet 1
dude ranch souvenir crate 1
dull fish scale 1
Dump Truck 1
dungeoneering kit 1
duonoculars 1
Duskwalker fangs 1
Duskwalker syringe 1
dusty animal cranium 1
dusty bottle of Marsala 1
dusty bottle of Merlot 1
dusty bottle of Muscat 1
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 1
dusty bottle of Port 1
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 1
dusty Crimbo crate 1
dusty eighth caudal vertebra 1
dusty eighth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty first lumbar vertebra 1
dusty fourth cervical vertebra 2
dusty fourth lumbar vertebra 1
dusty left fibula 1
dusty left second rib 1
dusty left twelfth rib 1
dusty right fibula 1
dusty right fifth rib 1
dusty right ninth rib 1
dusty right sixth rib 1
dusty right tibia 1
dusty seventh caudal vertebra 2
dusty seventh cervical vertebra 1
dusty third thoracic vertebra 1
dwarvish magazine 1
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eggbeater 1
eggnog 1
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El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 1
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especially salty dog 1
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f3d0r4 1
facehugging alien 1
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felt 2
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forest tears 1
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Freddy Kruegerand 162
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Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 2
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Good 'n' Slimy 1
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Gordon Bennett 1
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grapes 1
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hammerus 1
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happiness 1
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 1
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Hatorade 1
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Haunted Sorority House staff guide 1
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heart of the volcano 7
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heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 1
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Hell broth 5
Hell ramen 1
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hill of beans 1
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Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics 1
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holiday log 1
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Hollandaise helmet 1
holo-bomber 1
holy bomb, batman 1
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Humanitini 1
hyperinflated seal lung 7
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ice-cold Sir Schlitz 1
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iGoogly 1
Iiti Kitty Gumdrop 7
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imitation crab meat 145
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Imp Ale 1
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ink bladder 1
inkwell 204
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Inner Truth 4
Inner Wisdom 2
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insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito 1
insanely spicy jumping bean burrito 1
Instant Karma 9
intact anemone spike 7
interesting-looking twig 1
Interview With You (a Vampire) 1
ion-pulse modulation stabilizer 1
irate sombrero 1
Iron Beta of Industry 1
iron chain 1
iron dagger 1
iron helmet 1
iron pasta spoon 1
ittah bittah hookah 1
jabañero pepper 1
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jack flapper 1
Jack-in-the-box 2
Jack-O-Lantern beer 30
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jamfish jam 1
janglin' bones 6
jar full of wind 296
jar of anniversary jam 1
jar of psychoses (Jick) 1
jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) 1
jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) 1
jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) 1
jar of psychoses (The Old Man) 1
jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) 1
jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) 1
jar of squeeze 1
Jarlsberg's key lime pie 1
jaunty feather 1
jawbruiser 1
jazz soap 1
jellyfish gel 1
jerky coins 1
jet bennie marble 3
jewelry-making pliers 1
jingle bell 1
Jocko Homo's head 3
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet 1
joybuzzer 10
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jug-o-magicalness 1
Jumbo Dr. Lucifer 1
jumbo olive 1
jumping bean burrito 1
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jungle floor wax 1
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kamicorpse-ee 1
Kashmir sweater 1
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keg shield 1
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Kentucky-fried meat staff 1
Kentucky-style derby 1
ketchup hound 1
kickback cookbook 1
killer rag doll 1
killing feather 1
killing jar 1
Kissin' Cousins 1
kite 1
Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card 1
kiwi 1
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knight cookie 1
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Knob Goblin elite helm 1
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Knob Goblin lunchbox 1
Knob Goblin melon baller 1
Knob Goblin Mutagen 4
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Knob Goblin visor 1
knob ka-bobs 1
Knob mushroom 1
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Knoll mushroom 1
knoll mushroom wine 1
Knoll shroomkabob 1
kobold kibble 6
Krakrox's Loincloth 2
Krampus Horn 1
kumquat 1
large cocoa eggshell fragment 1
laser-broiled pear 1
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lavender paisley oyster egg 1
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lawnmower blade 1
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leaf of grass 1
leaflet 1
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leathery bat skin 1
leathery cat skin 1
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left bracket 1
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leftovers of indeterminate origin 1
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lemon meringue pie 1
lemonade marble 4
leotarrrd 1
lesser grodulated violet 1
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lewd playing card 1
Li'l Businessman Kit 2
libation of liveliness 1
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licorice garrote 1
lihc eye 1
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limburger biker boots 1
lime 1
line 1
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lint 1
lion oil 1
liquid SONAR 9
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Little Crimson Book 1
little paper umbrella 184
little red book 1
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live wire 1
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loadstone 5
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logging hatchet 3
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lollipop stick 1
long pork 1
long pork chop sandwiches 2
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loose teeth 1
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 1
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 13
los chinos 1
lost key 1
lotion of coldness 1
lotion of hotness 1
lotion of sleaziness 1
lotion of spookiness 1
lotion of stench 1
love song of disturbing obsession 1
love song of icy revenge 1
love song of naughty innuendo 1
love song of smoldering passion 1
love song of sugary cuteness 1
love song of vague ambiguity 2
lovecat tail 2
low-budget shield 1
lowercase N 1
lucky ball-and-chain 1
lucky bottlecap 2
lucky cat collar 2
lucky cat statue 1
lucky cat's paw 6
lucky rabbit's foot 11
Lucky Surprise Egg 1
lumbering jack 1
Lumineux Limnio 1
lump of coal 1
lump of diamond 5
lunar isotope 316
lupine sword 1
lynyrd musk 1
lynyrd skin 6
lynyrd skinner toothblack 11
lynyrd snare 1
M-242 11
machetito 1
mad scientist's sock monkey 1
Mad Train wine 1
Mae West 1
mafia aria 1
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magical ice cubes 182
magicalness-in-a-can 1
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makeshift crane 1
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mana curds 1
mandarina colada 1
Manetwich 1
manly bloomers 1
Mansquito Serum 3
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map to Dolph Bossin's hideout 1
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Mariner's Friend cough drops 1
marionette 1
marionette collective 1
marshmallow 20
martini 1
Marvin's marvelous pill 1
marzipan skull 1
massive gemstone 1
Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery 1
massive sitar 1
mauve paisley oyster egg 1
mauve plastic oyster egg 1
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 1
mauve striped oyster egg 1
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 4
McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade 13
meadeorite 1
meat cowboy hat 1
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meat paste 1
meat stack 1
Meat Tenderizer is Murder 1
meat vortex 1
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meatsmithing guide 1
meatspout staff 1
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Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince 10
megacopia 17
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melted Jell-o shot 1
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memory of a C 5
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menudo ravioli 1
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Mer-kin cookiestove 5
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Mer-kin paste 47
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Mer-kin pressureglobe 1
Mer-kin roundshield 1
Mer-kin sneakmask 2
Mer-kin switchblade 1
Mer-kin takebag 2
Mer-kin thighguard 1
Mer-kin thingpouch 1
mesh cap 1
Mesmereyes™ contact lenses 1
metallic A 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 1
Microplushie: Bropane 19
Microplushie: Dorkonide 9
Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid 5
Microplushie: Fauxnerditide 6
Microplushie: Gothochondria 18
Microplushie: Hippylase 19
Microplushie: Hipsterine 4
Microplushie: Hobomosome 20
Microplushie: Otakulone 21
Microplushie: Raverdrine 14
Microplushie: Sororitrate 18
midriff scrubs 1
milk of magnesium 1
miner's helmet 1
miner's pants 1
miniature boiler 2
miniature power pill 9
miniature pruning shears 1
Miniborg beeper 1
Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot 1
Miniborg hiveminder 1
Miniborg laser 1
Miniborg stomper 1
Miniborg strangler 1
Mint Yulep 1
misfit hobby horse 1
Misty Cape 2
Misty Cloak 1
Misty Robe 1
mixed wildflower greens 1
Mob Penguin cellular phone 9
modern picture frame 2
Mohawk wig 1
moist Crimbo spices 4
mojo filter 1
mole molé 1
molotov cocktail cocktail 1
molten medallion 1
molten scrap metal 1
Mon Tiki 1
monkey wrench 1
monomolecular yo-yo 1
Monstar energy beverage 1
monster bait 1
monster pants 2
monstrous monocle 1
mood ring 60
moon-amber 1
moonglasses 2
moose antlers 1
moose chocolate 1
moose thought 1
Morbidda trading card 1
moreltini 1
Mornington crescent roll 1
Mortimer's nostrum 1
Morto Moreto 1
mostly-broken sunglasses 1
mother's little helper 1
mother's secret recipe 1
Mountain Stream soda 1
mouse skull 1
moxie magnet 1
moxie weed 1
Mr. Haggis 11
Mr. Joe's bangles 1
Mr. Mediocrebar 1
MSG 2
muculent machete 1
Mudflap-Girl Earring 1
mugcake 1
mulled cider 1
mullet wig 1
mummy mask 1
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Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 11
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 13
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 14
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 3
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 3
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 4
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