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the_loath_ranger (#546914)
This player has 1,307 unique items and 4,354,086 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"Remember the Trees" Shirt 4
Überraschthexengebräu 4
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 38
5-Alarm Saucepan 1
abominable snowcone 2
absentee voter ballot 56
accidental mutton 1
agua de vida 5,236
Alewife™ Ale 45
amulet of extreme plot significance 92
Amulet of Yendor 397
ancient stone fist 25
ancient stone head 15
anemoney clip 1
Angry Farmer candy 480
Ankh of Badahnkadh 3
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy 1
anniversary pewter cape 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
antique Canadian lantern 4
antique hand mirror 9
antique nutcracker beard 5
antique nutcracker boots 3
antique nutcracker cape 4
antique nutcracker drumstick 2
antique nutcracker epaulets 3
antique nutcracker figurine 7
antique nutcracker hat 6
antique nutcracker pants 4
antique nutcracker sword 3
antique nutcracker waistcoat 3
arrow'd heart balloon 2
Artist's Butterknife of Regret 5
Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness 2
Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury 2
Artist's Spatula of Despair 2
Artist's Whisk of Misery 3
Asleep in the Cemetery 130
aspirin 3
astral mushroom 1,584
astronaut pants 23
atomic vector plotter 2
automa-bot parts 208
awful poetry journal 968
badass belt 1
bag of airline peanuts 466
ball-in-a-cup 1
balloon monkey 12
banana 5
banana peel 15
banana smoothie 3
banana spritzer 5
banana-frosted king cake 5
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 2
barrrnacle 50,563
barskin tent 1
bartender-in-the-box 2
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 2
battered Crimbo Crate 3
battered old top-hat 3
bauxite beret 55
bauxite bow-tie 48
bauxite boxers 39
beanbag chair 3
beaver punch (cherry) 6
beaver punch (papaya) 3
beaver punch (peach) 2
beavermouth 62
bed of coals 14
begpwnia 472
bejeweled cufflinks 42
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 3
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 7
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 3
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 1
BGE merchandise order form 1
BGE pocket calendar 3
BGE shotglass 6
BGE tiny plastic toy 3
bi-lateral logic compressor 3
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 28
big bundle of chamoix 77
Bit O' Ectoplasm 5
Bjorn's Hammer 3
black and white cracker 7
black candy heart 294
black paisley oyster egg 32
black plastic oyster egg 46
black polka-dot oyster egg 29
black slime glob 11
black striped oyster egg 17
black-and-blue light 1,363
Blizzards I Have Died In 21
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 23
blue class ring 3
blue glowstick 3
blue paisley oyster egg 25
blue pixel 2,900
blue plasma ball 1,364
blue plastic baby 3
blue plastic oyster egg 7
blue polka-dot oyster egg 20
blue ribbon 1
blue striped oyster egg 16
blue traffic cone 1
blueberry-frosted king cake 2
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
body spradium 310
book of facts (dog-eared) 1
Book of Old-Timey Carols 1
bottle of Bloodweiser 7
bottle of lighter fluid 1,690
bottle of rum 1,117
bottle of sewage schnapps 329
bottle of tequila 899
bottle of vodka 1,754
bottle of whiskey 503
bow staff 1
bowl of fishysoisse 54
bowl of Jeal-O 156
bowlegged pants 1
bowler 1
Boxing Day Pass 138
brick 455
BRICKO brick 40,111
BRICKO eye brick 2,791
brilliant oyster egg 2
broken carburetor 1
broken El Vibrato drone 1
broken skull 634
brown pirate pants 1
brown plastic baby 2
bucket of anniversary lard 1
buckyball 6
Bulky Buddy Box 2
bullet-proof corduroys 512
bunch of sea grapes 330
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 1
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. knife 17
C.H.U.M. lantern 1
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 4
cabooze 6
can of CRIMBCOLA 15
can of fake snow 1
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 25
candied lime 3
candy cane 119
candy harmonica 4
candy kneecapping stick 2
candy necktie 423
candy stake 4
canteen of wine 100
chaos butterfly 340
cheap elven gloves 50
cheap studded belt 1,339
cheap wind-up clock 105
cheer extractor 1
cheer-o-gram 7
Cheer-Up soda 22
cheerful antler hat 8
cheerful Crimbo sweater 8
cheerful pajama pants 7
chest of "pirate gold" 2
Chester's Aquarius medallion 4
Chester's bag of candy 6
Chester's cutoffs 11
Chester's moustache 5
Chester's muscle shirt 5
Chester's sunglasses 3
chocolate seal-clubbing club 32
chocolate-frosted king cake 9
chocomotive 7
Choker of the Ultragoth 3
Chorale of Companionship 4
Chroner 750
chunk of depleted Grimacite 54
cinnamon machine oil 31
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 6
Claw of the Infernal Seal 1
Climate Colada 5
Cloaca Cola Polar 410
clown hammer 505
coffin lid 36
colored-light "necklace" 1
comfy coffin 103
commemorative war stein 503
computronic processing unit 2
concentrated garbage juice 43
concentrated magicalness pill 49,037
control crystal 1
corncob pipe 17
corned beet 6
cosmetic football 252
Covers-Your-Head 2
cranberries 4,889
cranberry margarita (brackish) 79
CRIMBCO mug 6
CRIMBCO scrip 8,830
CRIMBCO wine 6
CRIMBCOIDS mints 3
CRIMBCOLOAF 10
Crimbeau de toilette 5
Crimbo candied pecan 1,183
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 1
Crimbo Factory surprise box 14
Crimbo food scraps 19
Crimbo fudge 1,114
Crimbo peppermint bark 1,200
Crimbo pie 105
Crimbo salad 9
Crimbo smile 1
Crimbo wreath 3
Crimbojito 2
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimboween memo 30
Crimboysters Rockefeller 9
Crimbuccaneer breeches 14
Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) 17
Crimbuccaneer flotsam 21
Crimbuccaneer lantern 1
Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail 7
Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso 8
Crimbuccaneer runebone 2
Crimbuccaneer shirt 15
Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss 1
Crimbuccaneer tricorn 12
Crimbuccaneer war standard 1
Crimbuck 1,593
Crimbylow-rise jeans 1
crown-shaped beanie 15
crystalline cheer 767
cute meteoroid 3
cyan seashell 213
cymbal syrup 340
d12 133
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 9
deactivated MicroMechaMech 1
Deactivated O. A. F. 3
dead guy's watch 35
deadly lampshade 36
decaying goldfish liver 48
defective skull 454
delectable fire ant 10
delicious shimmering moth 10
delicious stinkbug 10
denim jacket 240
depleted Grimacite grappling hook 1
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 1
depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt 1
designer handbag 19
digital underground potion 5
dingy planks 2
disco ball 468
disco mask 358
Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate 1
divine blowout 13,873
divine can of silly string 13,967
divine champagne flute 2,552
divine champagne popper 2,394
divine cracker 2,377
divine noisemaker 13,712
do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit 1
Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat 1
donkey flipbook 1
dope wheels 2
dorky glasses 240
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 216
drafty drawers 2
Drapes-You-Regally 3
dread tarragon 11
dreadful roast 10
Dreadsylvanian Almanac page 3,007
Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned 1
Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy 1
dregs of a Crimbo cocktail 29
Drunkula's cape 1
Drunkula's silky pants 6
dubious loincloth 1
dull fish scale 406
dusty Crimbo crate 1
ear poison 149
easter egg balloon 1
eerie fetish 1
El Vibrato power sphere 4
eldritch effluvium 290
electric Kool-Aid 3
electrical thingamabob 38
electronics kit 830
elemental caipiroska 218
Elf Army machine parts 3
Elf Guard clipboard 1
Elf Guard commandeering gloves 3
Elf Guard eyedrops 3
Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) 1
Elf Guard fuel tank 1
Elf Guard hotpants 18
Elf Guard insignia (private) 11
Elf Guard mouthknife 3
Elf Guard officer's sidearm 3
Elf Guard patrol cap 19
Elf Guard payroll bag 2
Elf Guard SCUBA tank 1
Elf Guard squirtgun 2
Elf Guard tinsel grenade 10
Elf Guard war standard 1
Elron's Explosive Etude 8
elven limbos gingerbread 37
elven hardtack 13
elven magi-pack 289
elven medi-pack 310
elven moonshine 34
elven socks 56
elven squeeze 11
elven suicide capsule 14
elven whittling knife 1
empty agua de vida bottle 1,202
empty blowgun 10
enchanted leopard-print barbell 4
encoder ring 382
ennui-flavored potato chips 1,394
evil teddy bear 6
exploding hacky-sack 5
explosion-flavored chewing gum 467
extra-spicy bloody mary 500
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 1
eyepatch 191
faded green protest sign 1
faded red protest sign 1
fake cocktail 539
fake fake vomit 469
fake hand 454
fake plastic grass 3
fancy bath salts 1,300
fancy but probably evil chocolate 8
fancy chocolate 1
fancy opera glasses 32
FantasyRealm key 7
FantasyRealm Mage's Hat 309
FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask 318
FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm 553
fat stacks of cash 183
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 254
festive holiday hat 50
festive sausage 8
festive warbear bank 1
filth-encrusted futon 23
filthy knitted dread sack 317
fire flower 4
flamin' bindle 22
flashing novelty button 4
flask of egggrog 2
flavored foot massage oil 1,343
flimsy hardwood scraps 671
floaty rock helmet 1
floaty rock necklace 1
floaty rock pants 1
foam dart 1,361
foolscap fool's cap 5
frayed rope belt 2
freezin' bindle 43
freightcake 3
French slippers 1
fried air 426
frightful feather 624
frigid air mattress 39
Frosty's arm 5
Frosty's carrot 5
Frosty's frosty mug 20
Frosty's iceball 1
Frosty's nailbat 10
Frosty's old silk hat 7
Frosty's snowball sack 2
frozen banquet 88
frozen feather 58
fruit-stuffed rumcake 2
fruitcake 36
frying brainpan 3
fudgecule 233
furry fur 569
Game Grid ticket 77
Game Grid token 1,254
garish pinky ring 23
gas can 594
gator skin 246
Gets-You-Drunk 1
ghost cucumber 127
ghost pepper 3
ghost pickle on a stick 7
ghost thread 2
ghostly ectoplasm 1,709
giant artisanal rice peeler 2,863
giant book of ancient carols 231
giant breath mint 2,699
giant cactus quill 6,347
giant candy cane 74
giant cheesestick 1,750
giant clay ashtray 1,128
giant designer sunglasses 35
giant discarded bottlecap 19,355
giant discarded plastic fork 24,660
giant discarded torn-up glove 14,638
giant driftwood sculpture 1,480
giant fishhook 13
giant foam finger 18,706
giant giant moth dust 5,035
giant glass of brandy 35
giant grain of protein powder 23,733
giant green gummi bear 32
giant green gummi ingot 38
giant gym membership card 413
giant heirloom grape tomato 1,646
giant jar of protein powder 2,118
giant marshmallow 1
giant motorcycle boots 991
giant moxie weed 35,703
giant neckbeard 5,884
giant needle 55,767
giant pearl 4
giant penguin keychain 992
giant pinky ring 40,498
giant red gummi bear 44
giant red gummi ingot 36
giant safety pin 920
giant shrimp fork 160
giant spider leg 563
giant tube of black lipstick 144,259
giant turkey leg 208
giant yellow gummi bear 31
giant yellow gummi ingot 30
giant yellow hat 381
gilded trumpet 1
ginger beer 84
gingerbeard 25
gingerbread bugbear 32
gingerbread cigarette 4
gingerbread dog treat 72
gingerbread gavel 1
gingerbread hoodie 550
gingerbread mask 85
gingerbread mug 220
gingerbread mutant bugbear 4
gingerbread pirate 3
gingerbread restraining order 5
gingerbread smartphone 7,117
gingerbread spice latte 333
gingerbread tophat 73
gingerbread trousers 65
gingerbread waistcoat 72
gingerbread wine 17
ginormous pumpkin 31
glass of baboon milk 62
glass of raw eggs 278
gleaming oyster egg 8
glimmering buzzard feather 1
glimmering great tit feather 1
glimmering penguin feather 1
glimmering phoenix feather 1
glimmering raven feather 1
glimmering roc feather 1
glistening oyster egg 15
glob of spoiled mayo 35
glob of undifferentiated tissue 383
glow-in-the-dark wristwatch 1
goat cheese 98
goat cheese pizza 352
gob of wet hair 1,004
Goodfella contract 209
government requisition form 493
grain of sand 5,652
grapefruit 450
grass blade 2
grass hat 2
grass skirt 2
gray bow tie 43
gray seashell 297
Great Wolf's headband 3
Great Wolf's left paw 1
Great Wolf's right paw 1
green and red bean 123
green candy heart 1,658
Green Clover of Justice 1
green glowstick 3
green pixel 3,114
green seashell 200
green slime glob 254
grilled mooseflank 33
grog nuts 6
groping claw 2
grouchy restless spirit 13,352
grumpy old man charrrm 12
guts necklace 3
guy made of bee pollen 1
Guzzlr cocktail set 722
gyroscope 4
half-orchid 482
hand-knitted Crimbo socks 1
hand-knitted diving booties 1
handful of confetti 1
handmade hobby horse 1
hardened slime belt 1
hardened slime hat 2
hare pin 1
hellseal claw 100
hellseal whisker 123
helmet turtle 347
herbal stuffing 15
hippopotamus skin 34
hobo dungarees 1
hobo fortress blueprints 4
hobo nickel 11,502
hobo stogie 3
Hodgman's almanac 6
Hodgman's blanket 13
Hodgman's bow tie 6
Hodgman's cane 3
Hodgman's garbage sticker 4
Hodgman's harmonica 5
Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times 2
Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics 2
Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin 6
Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top 5
Hodgman's lobsterskin pants 9
Hodgman's lucky sock 2
Hodgman's metal detector 3
Hodgman's porkpie hat 7
Hodgman's varcolac paw 6
Hollandaise helmet 480
honey-drenched ham slice 30
hopping socks 6
horizontal tango 36
hot ashes 38
hot watered rum 2,441
hot wine 2
hothammer 2
hovering sombrero 1
huge pumpkin 14
Hunger™ Sauce 1
hushed puppy 3
hyperbolic plasma focuser 3
ice stein 6
iGoogly 81
immense cyborg hand 3,500
interesting-looking twig 10
invisible bag 1
ion-pulse modulation stabilizer 3
irradiated candy cane 5
Jack-in-the-box 2
jam band bootleg 512
Jamaican coffee 3
jar of anniversary jam 1
jar of squeeze 27
jazz soap 459
joybuzzer 494
Junior LAAAAME merit badge 1
Kelflar vest 2
kelp 598
kelp-holly drape 1
kelp-holly gun 2
killing feather 62
Kiss the Knob apron 1
Kissin' Cousins 12
Knob Goblin visor 24
knuckle sandwich 87
laser-broiled pear 18
lavender candy heart 1,981
lavender paisley oyster egg 35
lavender plastic oyster egg 9
lavender polka-dot oyster egg 5
lavender striped oyster egg 8
lemon 209
leprechaun hatchling 1
lesser grodulated violet 583
Let Me Be! 36
letterman's jacket 1
Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil 34
lime 483
liquid smoke 1,031
little paper umbrella 165
llama lama gong 1,634
loaded serum blowgun 10
logic synthesizer 4
LOLmec statuette 19
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 1
lost elf luggage 44
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 1,367
love song of disturbing obsession 1,782
love song of icy revenge 1,661
love song of naughty innuendo 3,405
love song of smoldering passion 2,761
love song of sugary cuteness 2,045
love song of vague ambiguity 3,699
lucky bottlecap 6
lucky Crimbo tiki necklace 1
lustrous oyster egg 2
magenta seashell 245
magical ice cube with a fly in it 436
magical sausage 354
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 3
magnificent oyster egg 2
mana curds 41
mana-basted tofurkey leg 6
mana-coated yams 2
mana-fortified cranberry sauce 4
mana-stuffed herbal stuffing 1
mariachi hat 367
marionette 2
marionette collective 1
Mark of the Bugbear 11
Mark of the Ghost 11
Mark of the Skeleton 13
Mark of the Vampire 11
Mark of the Werewolf 11
Mark of the Zombie 12
Marquis de Poivre soda 15
Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery 1
mauve paisley oyster egg 5
mauve plastic oyster egg 5
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 17
mauve striped oyster egg 10
Maxing, Relaxing 31
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 24
Mayor Ghost's cloak 1
Mayor Ghost's khakis 1
Mayor Ghost's toupee 2
meadeorite 275
meat golem 2
meat paste 1,111,111
meatball 431
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 111
Mer-kin rollpin 1
Mer-kin takebag 1
metal meteoroid 384
meteoreo 265
Meteorite-Ade 252
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 1,000
Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey 700
mime army insignia (intelligence) 2
mime eraser 5
mime pocket probe 1
mime-proof sunglasses 1
miniature stuffed Goth Giant 50
Miniborg beeper 1
Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot 3
Miniborg hiveminder 1
Miniborg laser 1
Miniborg stomper 1
Miniborg strangler 1
misshapen animal skeleton 1
moist Crimbo spices 2
mole molé 1
mood ring 335
moon-amber 11
moonberry wine cooler 260
mooseflank 97
mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine 25
Mr. Joe's bangles 4
Mt. McLargeHuge oyster 29
Mudflap-Girl Ring 2
muffled muffuletta 6
multi-level marzipan 4
muskox-skin cap 4
mutant arm 18
My First Art of War 41
My Life of Crime, a Memoir 13
mylar scout drone 5
nanite-infested candy cane 14
nanite-infested eggnog 4
nanite-infested fruitcake 8
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 7
nega-mushroom 8
nega-mushroom wine 22
neverending wallet chain 255
New Age healing crystal 168
New Age hurting crystal 490
Nose Ring of Putrescence 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 55
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 43
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 54
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 46
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 41
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 49
noticeable pumps 263
nut-shaped Crimbo cookie 7
off-white paisley oyster egg 5
off-white plastic oyster egg 9
off-white polka-dot oyster egg 5
off-white striped oyster egg 7
officer's nog 3
Ol' Scratch's ash can 6
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork 3
Ol' Scratch's manacles 5
Ol' Scratch's ol' britches 5
Ol' Scratch's salad fork 15
Ol' Scratch's stove door 4
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 10
old ball and chain 1
old coin purse 535
old leather wallet 561
old sweatpants 427
orange and black Crimboween candy 7
orange candy heart 17,757
orange glowstick 3
orange slime glob 522
Orcish frat-paddle 23,035
oriole-feather headdress 1
Oscus's dumpster waders 6
Oscus's flypaper pants 3
Oscus's garbage can lid 11
Oscus's pelt 8
overcharged El Vibrato power sphere 1
oxygenated eggnog helmet 1
pack of KWE trading card 13
pail 106,402
Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster 4
panhandle panhandling hat 36
papaya 135
party balloon 144
party beer bomb 94
party hat 20
pasta spoon 370
patent leather shoes 45
PB&J with the crusts cut off 565
pearlescent oyster egg 10
pegfinger 1
penguin thesaurus 37
pentagram bandana 250
peppermint harpoon gun 1
peppermint tack 1
perforated battle paddle 5
personal massager 1,087
personalizable gingerbread cookie 36
personalized birthday cake 6
personalized coffee mug 1,383
pet rock 16
pet rock "Groucho" disguise 425
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 442
petrified wood 25
phonics down 117
Pick-O-Matic lockpicks 3
picture of a dead guy's girlfriend 6
piece of after eight 57
piece of coral 21
piece of wedding cake 79,945
pile of Trainbot parts 197
pimpin' meat hat 4,023
ping-pong ball 2
pink candy heart 2,088
pink glowstick 3
pink plastic baby 3
pixellated candy heart 62
plump juicy grub 10
Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip 1
Pokëmann figurine: Duck 1
Pokëmann figurine: Frank 1
Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump 1
Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking 1
Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan 1
Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap 1
Pokëmann figurine: Moog 1
Pokëmann figurine: Nothing 1
Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu 1
Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth 1
Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf 1
Pokëmann figurine: Twitter 1
Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite 1
Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth 1
ponytail clip 247
poodle skirt 15
pool cue 48,592
pool torpedo 100
Pop Art: a Guide 1
portable dam 1
powdered powdered sugar 9
pr0n legs 342
prank Crimbo card 1
precision snowball 93
Prelude of Precision 7
pretty bouquet 244,834
pristine walrus tusk 2
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 4
psycho sweater 1
psychokinetic energy blob 54
puce paisley oyster egg 6
puce plastic oyster egg 35
puce polka-dot oyster egg 14
puce striped oyster egg 9
pumpkin 67
punch-drunk punch 302
Purple Beast energy drink 444
purple glowstick 3
Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 2
radioactive spider venom 310
radium-flavored potato chips 1,391
rag doll 3
raspberry beret 2
ratty knitted cap 235
ravioli hat 411
recursive spline reticulator 2
red paisley oyster egg 19
red plastic baby 6
red plastic oyster egg 5
red polka-dot oyster egg 10
red striped oyster egg 7
reverse-oscillating klystron 1
rhinestone 34,352
ribbon candy ascot 3
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 10
rigid carapace 11
ring of the Skeleton Lord 9
roboduck-on-a-string 2
robotronic egg 533
Rock and Roll Legend 2
roll of drink tickets 10
roll of toilet paper 62
rope with some soap on it 3
rubber emo roe 477
rubber WWJD? bracelet 2
rubber WWtNSD? bracelet 4
Rubee™ 3,296
runproof mascara 614
rusty piece of rebar 1
sack lunch 854
SalesCo sample kit 1
salt plum 128
salted mutton 7
sand dollar 649
sandwich of the gods 4
saucepan 501
sawblade fragment 35
Scalp of Gorgolok 1
scary death orb 6
scepter of the Skeleton Lord 5
scintillating oyster egg 1
scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker 26,676
scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker 27,051
scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker 37,192
scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker 3,315
scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker 3,397
scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker 27,185
scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil 109
scrumptious ice ant 10
sea avocado 216
sea carrot 257
sea cucumber 209
seal-clubbing club 461
seal-skull helmet 473
Sensual Massage for Creeps 34
sequin-encrusted sweater 2
servomechanical torsion facilitator 3
set of jacks 1
sewer nuggets 2,390
shaker of dry rub 20
shapeless wide-brimmed hat 4
shield of the Skeleton Lord 11
shimmering rainbow sand 3
shingle 289,105
shining star cap 1
shipwright's hammer 7
shoe ad T-shirt 249
shrimp cocktail 82
shushed potatoes 3
silent nightlight 1
silver cow creamer 1
skull-shaped Crimboween cookie 2
sleazy bindle 34
sleeping snowy owl 15
slime-soaked hypophysis 1
slime-soaked sweat gland 1
slimy fermented bile bladder 427
slimy sweetbreads 475
smiling rat 36
snake 113
snake skin 517
snakeskin cowboy hat 3
snorkel 1,000
Snow Queen Crown 1
snowstick 1
soggy elf shoes 1
solid gold bowling ball 4
solid gold jewel 235
spandex anniversary shorts 1
spearfish fishing spear 16
Spelunker of Fortune 53
Spelunker of Fortune (used) 2
spinning wheel 1
Spirit Precipice 7
spooky bindle 29
spooky scarecrow 2
Spooky-Gro fertilizer 2
Spring Bros. ID badge 2
Spring Bros. solenoid 10
sprinkles 914,388
square CRIMBCOOKIE 2
Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern 1
stained mattress 22
stale cheer wine 230
stale Cheer-E-Os 326
star 48
steamed oyster 26
stick-on eyebrow piercing 1,305
stink-penny 276
stinkin' bindle 45
stinking agaricus 4
stinkwater 9
stolen accordion 468
Stone Golem pebbles 229
strange helix fossil 127
strange shiny disc 7
strawberry 152
stuffed alien blob 4
stuffed angry cow 151
stuffed astral badger 303
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Summer Nights 34
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The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) 1
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tin magnolia 905
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Tuesday's ruby 5
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Uncle Romulus 1
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Warms-Your-Tush 2
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