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This player is a member of the clan Fluffy Lions.

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PastryPusher (#56261)
This player has 3,342 unique items and 35,990 total items in his/her display case.

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"DRINK ME" potion 178
"KICK ME" sign 20
"meat" stick 5
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 1
1-ball 1
1/6th Pound Cake 1
1952 Mickey Mantle card 1
2-ball 4
25-meat staff 1
3-ball 1
4-ball 1
4-dimensional guitar 17
4:20 bomb 1
5-Alarm Saucepan 3
5-ball 7
6-ball 1
7-ball 1
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 1
7-inch discus 1
8-ball 40
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 2
a butt tuba 17
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 1
A Light that Never Goes Out 1
a little sump'm sump'm 1
abandoned candy 1
abominable snowcone 4
accidental cider 1
accord ion 5
accordionoid rocca 2
acoustic guitarrr 14
actual reality goggles 6
adhesive tape dolly 1
adorable seal larva 3
Agitated Turkey 1
agua de vida 15
airblaster gun 20
alarm accordion 1
Alice's Army Alchemist 19
Alice's Army Bowman 9
Alice's Army Cleric 6
Alice's Army Coward 8
Alice's Army Dervish 4
Alice's Army Foil Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Foil Bowman 1
Alice's Army Foil Cleric 1
Alice's Army Foil Coward 1
Alice's Army Foil Guard 1
Alice's Army Foil Halberder 1
Alice's Army Foil Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Foil Horseman 1
Alice's Army Foil Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Foil Ninja 1
Alice's Army Foil Nurse 1
Alice's Army Foil Page 1
Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Foil Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Foil Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Foil Wallman 1
Alice's Army Guard 16
Alice's Army Halberder 13
Alice's Army Hammerman 7
Alice's Army Horseman 6
Alice's Army Lanceman 8
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 18
Alice's Army Martyr 2
Alice's Army Ninja 16
Alice's Army Nurse 16
Alice's Army Page 20
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 22
Alice's Army Sniper 1
Alice's Army Spearsman 15
Alice's Army Swordsman 17
Alice's Army Wallman 15
alien source code printout 1
all-purpose flower 2
alpha-mail pants 1
alphabet gum 1
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
Ambitious Turkey 1
ammonite candy mold 1
ammonite fossil 1
amok pudding 5
amok putter 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 12
Amulet of Yendor 27
ancient calendar fragment 3
ancient frozen dinner 14
ancient ice cream scoop 1
ancient protein powder 40
Ancient Saucehelm 3
ancient spice 15
ancient turtle shell powder 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 1
ancient vinyl coin purse 21
angel-food cake 1
Angelhair Culottes 4
Angry Farmer candy 8
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 1
angry inch 1
Ankh of Badahnkadh 2
ankleweights 1
anniversary balloon 2
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary pewter cape 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
annoying pitchfork 2
ant agonist 1
ant hoe 2
ant pick 4
ant pitchfork 1
ant rake 1
ant sickle 1
anti-anti-antidote 1
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 2
antique bottle opener 2
antique greaves 10
antique hand mirror 8
antique helmet 8
antique packet of ketchup 40
antique painting of a landscape 1
antique pair of blue jeans 3
antique record album 1
antique shield 13
antique souvenir drawing 1
antique spear 11
apathetic lizardman doll 1
aquamariner's necklace 1
aquamariner's ring 1
Argarggagarg's fang 3
around the world 49
arrowgram 8
arrrgyle socks 1
Arrrmetia trading card 5
artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice 27
artisanal limoncello 18
asbestos staff 1
ASCII shirt 2
Asleep in the Cemetery 1
aspirin 1
astral mushroom 138
astronaut pants 1
atomic vector plotter 1
attorney's badge 24
augmented-reality shades 1
Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) 1
autocalliope 2
automatic catapult 1
auxiliary backbone 1
awful poetry journal 10
baby cuddlefish 1
baby killer bee 27
babycakes 2
backwoods screwdriver 41
baconstone 25
baconstone earring 1
baconstone pendant 1
baconstone ring 1
badass belt 37
badass pie 2
badge of authority 1
bag of airline peanuts 26
bag of GORF 71
bag of GORP 71
bag of gross foreign snacks 3
bag of lard 3
bag of many confections 1
bag of park garbage 4
bag of QWOP 35
bag of W&Ws 7
balaclava 1
balaclava baklava 5
ball 1
ball-in-a-cup 1
balloon helmet 2
balloon monkey 1
balloon sword 1
ballpark hot daub 1
ballroom blintz 20
balsa plank 1
bamboo bokuto 1
banana cream pie 2
banana daiquiri 1
banana peel 39
banana supersucker 1
bananagate 1
bananarama bangle 1
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 4
Bangyomaman battle juice 1
bargain flash powder 4
baritone accordion 1
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 9
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 2
barrrnacle 69
barskin tent 1
bartender-in-the-box 10
basic meat sword 2
bat wing kabob 1
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
batskin belt 2
battered Crimbo Crate 10
Battlie Light Saver 1
beach ball marble 1
Beach Buck 116
beach glass necklace 2
beanbag chair 3
beard incense 4
beautiful rainbow 1
beautiful soup 1
beaver spear 1
bed of coals 1
beer bong 1
beer cartilage 1
beer helmet 1
beer-battered accordion 2
beer-scented teddy bear 4
beer-soaked mop 1
beertini 13
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 2
beholed bedsheet 2
beige clambroth marble 1
Beignet Milgranet 1
bejeweled cufflinks 3
bejeweled pledge pin 1
belemnite candy mold 1
belemnite fossil 1
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
bellhop bell 1
Belt of Howling Anger 3
Ben-Gal™ Balm 2
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 2
berry-infused sake 1
Better Than Cuddling Cake 2
bezoar ring 2
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 1
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 1
BGE merchandise order form 1
BGE pocket calendar 3
BGE shotglass 12
BGE temporary tattoo 1
BGE tiny plastic toy 1
bi-lateral logic compressor 1
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 1
big bad voodoo mask 4
big bass drum 7
big bumboozer marble 1
big red button 1
big red clown nose 1
big stick 1
bigger stick 1
bilge wine 58
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
bindlestocking 1
birdbone corset 1
bishop cookie 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 2
bit-o-cactus 35
bitter bowtie 1
BitterSweetTarts 27
Bjorn's Hammer 2
black & tan 1
Black Body™ spray 12
black BRICKO brick 1
black candy heart 16
black candygram 1
black catseye marble 1
black cherry soda 4
black cloak 5
black eyedrops 1
black facepaint 4
black forest cake 14
black forest ham 19
black friar's tonsure 20
black greaves 1
black helmet 1
black magic powder 11
black mana 4
black paisley oyster egg 10
black pension check 18
black plastic oyster egg 1
black polka-dot oyster egg 1
black pudding 262
black sheepskin diploma 1
black shield 1
black snowcone 3
black spot 2
black striped oyster egg 1
black sword 2
black-and-blue light 88
Blackfly Chardonnay 9
blammer 1
blank fudge mold 2
blended frozen swill 1
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 1
blind-packed capsule toy 1
Bling of the New Wave 7
Blizzards I Have Died In 1
blob of wood glue 1
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
blood flower 1
blood-faced volleyball 2
blood-red mushroom wine 1
bloodstain stick 2
bloody beer 8
bloody clown pants 1
bloody mary 19
blue class ring 12
Blue Diamond of Honesty 1
blue mana 2
blue oyster badge 6
blue paisley oyster egg 2
blue plasma ball 92
blue plastic baby 1
blue plastic oyster egg 8
blue polka-dot oyster egg 1
blue raspberry troll doll 1
blue snowcone 56
blue striped oyster egg 1
blue velvet cake 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 10
blunt cat claw 2
blunt icepick 1
bobble-hip hula elf doll 1
bobcat grenade 1
Bohemian rhapsody 4
boilermaker 1
bone abacus 21
bone flute 22
bone rattle 6
Bonerdagon necklace 1
Bonestabber 1
bonsai tree 2
Boots of Twilight Whispers 1
booty chest charrrm 8
booze-soaked cherry 6
boozebomb 2
Boozehounds Anonymous token 1
Bordeaux Marteaux 1
borg sock monkey 1
borrowed time 6
Boss Bat bling 4
Boss Bat britches 2
bottle of antifreeze 1
bottle of black cat tonic 1
bottle of Blank-Out 1
bottle of bubbles 3
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 5
bottle of cooking sherry 48
bottle of Definit 3
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 1
bottle of drinkin' gas 1
bottle of Evermore 3
bottle of fire 1
bottle of gin 200
bottle of goofballs 12
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 2
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 13
bottle of lighter fluid 11
bottle of Mystic Shell 4
bottle of Ooze-O 2
bottle of peppermint schnapps 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 6
bottle of Pinot Renoir 9
bottle of pirate juice 4
bottle of realpagne 1
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 1
bottle of sake 60
bottle of sewage schnapps 4
bottle of tequila 104
bottle of ultravitamins 1
bottle of vodka 380
bottle of whiskey 225
bottle of wine 18
bottle opener belt buckle 1
bottled day 1
boulder 15
bouquet of circular saw blades 1
bow 1
bow staff 1
bowl of fishysoisse 1
bowl of marinade 2
bowl of petunias 1
bowl of rye sprouts 10
Bowl of Scorpions 2
bowl of topioca 1
bowlegged pants 1
bowler 1
bowling ball 1
box of Dweebs 11
box of Familiar Jacks 4
box of hammers 1
box of Pokëmann band-aids 2
box turtle 2
boxed champagne 1
boxed wine 102
Brain Food Pastaco 1
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 29
brains casserole 4
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 1
brass crank handle 1
brazen bracelet 1
breadchucks 1
breath mint 28
brick 26
brick of sand 1
BRICKO airship 2
BRICKO brick 110
BRICKO cathedral 1
BRICKO eye brick 105
BRICKO gargantuchicken 1
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO pants 1
BRICKO pyramid 1
BRICKO reactor 6
BRICKO sword 1
BRICKO vacuum cleaner 1
brigand brittle 196
Bright Water 1
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 4
broken carburetor 1
broken cellular phone 1
broken clock 1
broken glass grenade 1
broken sword 7
bronze handcuffs 1
brown crock marble 10
brown plastic baby 1
brown sugar cane 11
bubble-wrap simulator 1
bubblegum heart 11
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 2
bubblewrap ore 20
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of honey 10
bucket of wine 1
buckler buckle 1
buckyball 1
buffed alien drugs 1
bugbear beanie 8
bugbear bungguard 10
bugbear detector 1
bugbear purification pill 2
bugged balaclava 1
bugged beanie 1
Bulky Buddy Box 1
bullet-proof corduroys 1
bumblebee marble 1
bunch of bananas 1
bunch of square grapes 2
bungle in the jungle 1
buoybottoms 5
burst hellseal brain 10
BURT 50
butterfly knife 1
button rouge 7
buzzing mushroom wine 1
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 2
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 2
cactus fruit 25
caipifruta 2
calle de miel 8
calle de miel with a fly in it 1
Camp Scout pup tent 1
can of Binarrrca 2
can of black paint 1
can of Brütalbräu 1
can of CRIMBCOLA 1
can of Drooling Monk 1
can of fake snow 1
can of franks 'n' beans 1
can of Impetuous Scofflaw 1
can of maces 1
can of Red Minotaur 8
can of sardines 8
can of spinach 3
can of sterno 6
can of Swiller 174
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 6
can-you-dig-it? 1
candied bolts 3
candied kobold 3
candied nuts 4
candied yams 2
candy brain 2
candy cane 215
candy carrot cake 1
candy cigarette 2
candy kneecapping stick 1
candy knife 2
candy knuckles 1
candy stake 1
candycaine powder 1
cane-mail pants 1
cane-mail shirt 1
cannonball charrrm 8
canopic jar 85
canteen of wine 1
cap gun 12
capacitor relay 1
carbon nanotube frame 1
cardboard katana 4
cardboard wakizashi 8
carob brownies 5
carob chunk cookies 6
carob chunk noodles 4
carrot cake 1
carrot claret 1
carrot nose 17
carton of rotten eggs 3
celestial carrot juice 1
celestial olive oil 1
celestial squid ink 1
Cement Mixer 1
cement sandals 1
centipede eggs 23
centurion helmet 1
Cerebral Cloche 1
Cerebral Crossbow 1
Cerebral Culottes 1
chain-mail monokini 1
charming flute 14
cheap cigar butt 13
cheap elven gloves 1
cheap plastic blowgun 1
cheap plastic kazoo 1
cheap studded belt 97
cheap sunglasses 1
cheezburger 2
chef-in-the-box 11
cherry 46
Cherry Cloaca Cola 1
cherry pie 6
chewable paper 12
chewing gum on a string 1
chicle de salchicha 1
children of the candy corn 1
Chinese curse words 1
chintzy disco ball pendant 3
chintzy saucepan earring 1
chintzy turtle brooch 1
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 42
chitinous pod 1
chlorine crystal 4
choco-Crimbot 3
Choco-Mint patty 67
chocolate cigar 1
chocolate disco ball 1
chocolate filthy lucre 1
chocolate frosted sugar bomb 2
chocolate pasta spoon 5
chocolate saucepan 1
chocolate seal-clubbing club 1
chocolate stolen accordion 1
chocolate turtle totem 1
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 1
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 1
chocotini 1
Choker of the Ultragoth 1
chopsticks 1
Chorale of Companionship 2
Chori Zo trading card 4
chorizo brownies 10
chorizo taco 11
Chroner 121
chunk of depleted Grimacite 1
cigar box turtle 10
cinnamon troll doll 1
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 1
citrus-infused sake 1
classy monkey 7
Claw of the Infernal Seal 3
Claybender glasses 7
clingfilm cap 1
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm tangle 1
clingfilm trousers 1
Cloaca Cola Polar 1
Cloaca grenade 4
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 1
Cloaca-Cola helmet 1
Cloaca-Cola shield 1
Cloak of Dire Shadows 3
clock-cleaning hammer 1
clockwork bartender-in-the-box 1
clockwork chef-in-the-box 1
clockwork hat 1
clockwork maid 1
clockwork pants 1
clockwork trench coat 1
clove-flavored lip balm 6
clown hammer 21
clown shoes 1
clownskin belt 3
clownskin buckler 2
club necklace 1
club sandwich 5
clumsiness bark 1
cluster of hops 9
coal dust 4
coal shovel 3
cob of corn 9
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 2
cocktail onion 3
cocoa egg 8
coconut bikini top 1
coconut shell 228
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 1
Codpiece of the Goblin King 3
coffee pixie stick 1
coffin lid 1
cog 1
Coily™ 2
Colander of Em-er'il 5
Cold Hots candy 28
cold mashed potatoes 10
cold ninja mask 1
cold nuggets 40
cold powder 2
Cold Stone of Hatred 1
cold water bottle 22
cold-filtered water 6
cologne of contempt 3
colored-light "necklace" 1
colorful plastic ball 1
Comet Pop 2
comfy coffin 1
comfy pillow 2
commemorative war stein 1
compression stocking 1
computronic processing unit 1
concentrated cordial of concentration 3
concentrated garbage juice 1
concentrated magicalness pill 5
confiscated cell phone 34
confiscated comic book 39
confiscated love note 27
confusing LED clock 38
congratulatory cake 1
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 1
Cookbook of the Damned 1
cookie cookie 5
cool cat elixir 1
cool iron breastplate 1
cool iron greaves 1
cool iron helmet 1
cool jelly donut 1
cool mushroom wine 1
cool whip 2
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 1
copper ha'penny charrrm 10
corn holder 1
corned-beef Reuben 6
cornuthaum 2
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 3
correction fluid 5
corrupt club of corrupt corruption 1
Cosmic Calorie 259
cosmic lemonade 1
costume sword 1
cottage 4
cotton candy bale 2
cotton candy cone 9
cotton candy cordial 2
cotton candy pillow 12
cotton candy pinch 113
cotton candy plug 19
cotton candy skoshe 9
cotton candy smidgen 4
crayon shavings 52
crazy hobo notebook 9
crazy little Turkish delight 1
cream pie 1
creamsicle 115
creepy ginger ale 16
Crepes a la Lune 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 1
CRIMBCOIDS mints 1
CRIMBCOLOAF 1
Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug 1
Crimbo candied pecan 49
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 2
Crimbo Credit 73
Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head 1
Crimbo fudge 55
Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll 1
Crimbo peppermint bark 57
Crimbo pie 23
Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer 1
Crimbo tree flocker 1
Crimbo ukulele 1
Crimbo wreath 1
Crimbojito 1
Crimbomega drive chain 1
Crimbonium fuel rod 1
Crimbot battery 1
Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision 2
Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping 2
Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) 1
Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency 2
Crimbot schematic: Big Head 6
Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel 1
Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher 1
Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper 1
Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw 1
Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter 1
Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder 1
Crimbot schematic: Crab Core 1
Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso 2
Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head 1
Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun 1
Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun 1
Crimbot schematic: Gun Face 1
Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs 1
Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads 1
Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs 5
Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan 1
Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack 1
Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler 1
Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite 1
Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise 7
Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis 6
Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder 1
Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module 1
Crimbot schematic: Power Arm 5
Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler 1
Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head 1
Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis 1
Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker 4
Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt 1
Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun 6
Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet 7
Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis 6
Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet 1
Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower 1
Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm 1
Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs 1
Crimbot schematic: Wrecking Ball 1
Crimboween memo 1
Crimbuck 30
croquet hedgehog 4
crossbow string 1
crotchety pants 1
crowbarrr 1
Crown of the Goblin King 33
crude voodoo doll 1
cruelty-free wine 157
crusty hula hoop 3
crystal skeleton vodka 1
crystal skull 1
CSA all-purpose soap 1
CSA bravery badge 1
CSA cheerfulness ration 44
CSA discount card 1
CSA fire-starting kit 1
CSA obedience grenade 42
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 34
cube of billiard chalk 1
cube of ectoplasm 2
cubic zirconia 9
cupcake-in-a-cup 2
cursed eyepatch 1
cursed piece of thirteen 9
Cursed Punch 10
custard pie 4
cyborg doll 1
cyborg stompin' boot 1
cyclops eyedrops 6
cylindrical mold 27
cymbal syrup 20
d10 18
d12 40
d20 8
d4 9
d6 4
d8 12
Daffy Taffy 11
daisy 2
dancing fan 2
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 2
dark baconstone ring 1
dark hamethyst ring 1
dark porquoise ring 1
Das Überkühlraum trading card 3
deactivated MicroMechaMech 1
Deactivated O. A. F. 1
dead lights pie 1
dead meat bun 4
deadly nightshade 1
death blossom 6
decanter of fine Scotch 1
decaying wooden oar 1
decent brain 50
deck of tropical cards 1
decomposed boot 8
defective skull 30
delicious candy 5
delicious comfit? 1
delicious salad 16
delicious swamp muck 15
deluxe layer cake 1
Dennis's blessing of Minerva 1
dented harmonica 27
dented spoon 20
deodorant 28
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 1
depleted uranium seal figurine 3
desiccated apricot 55
designer handbag 3
dethklok 1
devil's-food cake 1
devilish folio 11
dew yoana lei 3
dew yoana salacious lei 1
diamond necklace 3
diamond-studded cane 25
didgeridooka 1
Diet Cloaca Cola 1
digital underground potion 1
dilapidated wizard hat 2
dinner roll 15
dire fudgesicle 32
dirty rigging rope 3
disbelief suspenders 1
Disco 'Fro Pick 7
Disco Banjo 2
disco horoscope (Aquarius) 1
disco horoscope (Aries) 1
disco horoscope (Cancer) 1
disco horoscope (Capricorn) 1
disco horoscope (Gemini) 1
disco horoscope (Leo) 1
disco horoscope (Libra) 1
disco horoscope (Pisces) 1
disco horoscope (Sagittarius) 1
disco horoscope (Scorpio) 1
disco horoscope (Taurus) 1
disco horoscope (Virgo) 1
disco mask 11
discocktail 1
dishrag 4
disintegrating sheet music 6
distilled fortified wine 1
distressed denim pants 1
disturbing fanfic 43
Divine 1
divine blowout 64
divine can of silly string 33
divine champagne flute 33
divine champagne popper 20
divine cracker 27
divine noisemaker 30
DNOTC Box 1
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 1
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 1
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 1
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 1
doll house 1
doll-eye amulet 1
dollar-sign bag 28
dollhive 1
dollop of barbecue sauce 4
Dolphin King's crown 1
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 4
double-ice box 1
double-ice britches 1
double-ice cap 1
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 1
dragon snaps 7
Dramatic™ range 1
Dreadsylvanian Almanac page 1
Drizzlers™ Black Licorice 1
drone self-destruct chip 8
drop of water-37 1
Drowsy Sword 23
dry martini 3
dry vodka martini 1
drywall axe 7
dubious peppermint 170
ducha de oro 1
duck-on-a-string 1
duct tape 23
duct tape buckler 1
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape shirt 1
duct tape sword 1
duct tape wallet 1
dungeoneering kit 1
Duskwalker fangs 1
dusty bottle of Marsala 20
dusty bottle of Merlot 24
dusty bottle of Muscat 24
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 17
dusty bottle of Port 31
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 26
dusty Crimbo crate 10
dwarf bread 4
dwarvish magazine 24
dwarvish war helmet 1
dwarvish war kilt 1
dwarvish war mattock 1
Dweebisol™ inhaler 8
Dyspepsi grenade 3
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 1
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 1
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 1
Earring of Fire 1
easter egg balloon 23
Effermint™ tablets 1
eggbeater 5
eggnog 226
El Sombrero De Lopez 2
El Vibrato energy spear 1
El Vibrato helmet 1
El Vibrato leg guards 1
El Vibrato power sphere 19
El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) 11
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 12
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 10
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 19
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 10
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 19
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 16
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 14
Elder Turtle Shell 4
eldritch dough 1
electric copperhead potion 13
electric crutch 1
electric snakebite 15
electrical thingamabob 1
electronic dulcimer pants 1
elephant stinger 1
eleven-foot pole 12
Elfin shortbread 5
Ellsbury's journal (used) 1
Ellsbury's skull 1
Elmley shades 5
Elron's Explosive Etude 1
elven limbos gingerbread 1
elven cellocello 1
elven hardtack 36
elven magi-pack 2
elven moonshine 1
elven socks 1
elven squeeze 36
elven suicide capsule 1
elven whittling knife 1
Elvish delight 2
embezzler's oil 1
empty agua de vida bottle 332
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 8
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herringcello 2
hideous egg 1
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holistic headache remedy 21
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honey mead 1
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iGoogly 5
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Imp Ale 786
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kiwi 7
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kumquat supersucker 1
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Lederhosen of the Night 2
leechknife 1
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legitimate business on the beach 1
lemon 379
lemon meringue pie 32
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length of string 3
leotarrrd 6
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Let Me Be! 1
Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil 5
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lint 1
liquid smoke 10
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liver and let pie 11
llama lama gong 79
loadstone 13
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Lord of the Flies-sized fries 18
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 24
los chinos 1
lotion of coldness 24
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Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 83
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lunar isotope 43
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lynyrd skinner toothblack 18
M-242 7
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Mace of the Tortoise 4
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Mad Train wine 84
madius 1
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Mae West with a fly in it 1
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Maxwell's Silver Hammer 12
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Mr. Mediocrebar 8
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nail file 11
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Neuromancer 2
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Newman's Own Trousers 3
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ninja fear powder 7
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non-Euclidean non-accordion 3
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Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 3
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 4
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 2
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 2
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 4
Now and Earlier 1
Now You're Cooking With Grease 1
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nugget of sodium 2
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O'RLY manual 20
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papaya slung 8
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spring 1
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stick 3
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Strikes Again Bigmouth 1
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TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ 1
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro 8
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Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco 7
taco shell 1
Take Eleven Bar 1
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that gum you like 22
The Art of Slapfighting 1
The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones 1
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The Big Book of Pirate Insults 21
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the funk 15
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tiny plastic abominable fudgeman 1
tiny plastic accordion thief 3
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tiny plastic Axe Wound 1
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tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth 1
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tiny plastic batbugbear 7
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tiny plastic bee swarm 20
tiny plastic beebee gunners 13
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tiny plastic Big Candy 1
tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar 1
tiny plastic Black Knight 1
tiny plastic black ops bugbear 13
tiny plastic blazing bat 12
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tiny plastic briefcase bat 1
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tiny plastic Bugbear Captain 4
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tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite 1
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tiny plastic conservationist hippy 1
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tiny plastic Crimbomination 1
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tiny plastic cubist bull 1
tiny plastic demoninja 1
tiny plastic disco bandit 1
tiny plastic Don Crimbo 1
tiny plastic drunk goat 1
tiny plastic Duke Starkiller 2
tiny plastic Ed the Undying 1
tiny plastic exo-suited miner 2
tiny plastic fat stack of cash 1
tiny plastic Father McGruber 8
tiny plastic fax machine 1
tiny plastic Felonia 1
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tiny plastic fluffy bunny 1
tiny plastic four-shadowed mime 1
tiny plastic fruit golem 1
tiny plastic Fudge Wizard 1
tiny plastic fuzzy dice 3
tiny plastic G Imp 1
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tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester 1
tiny plastic GORM-8 1
tiny plastic goth giant 1
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tiny plastic handsome mariachi 1
tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist 20
tiny plastic Hellion 1
tiny plastic hermit 1
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