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Display Case for Wagr (#570173)
This player is ranked #559 for Most Total Items with a total of 289,608 items.
This player is ranked #158 for Most Unique Items with a total of 3,973 items.

This player is a member of the clan Ancion.

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Wagr (#570173)
This player has 3,973 unique items and 289,608 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 417
"KICK ME" sign 15
"meat" stick 3
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 7
1-ball 53
1.21 jigawatts 2
1/6th Pound Cake 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 16
2-ball 47
3-ball 53
30669 scroll 376
33398 scroll 491
334 scroll 273
37x37x37 puzzle cube 152
4-ball 46
4-dimensional fez 1
4-dimensional guitar 6
4:20 bomb 5
5-Alarm Saucepan 2
5-ball 50
6-ball 58
64067 scroll 27
668 scroll 90
7-ball 46
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 6
8-ball 355
8-billed baseball cap 6
99.44% pure math 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 1
a butt tuba 15
A Light that Never Goes Out 1
a little sump'm sump'm 140
A muse-bouche 1
A. W. O. L. commendation 12
abandoned candy 1
abominable snowcone 14
accidental cider 162
accidental mutton 1
acid-squirting flower 28
acoustic guitarrr 28
actual reality goggles 9
adder 199
adder bladder 217
adorable seal larva 7
Agent Corrigan's cigarette 4
agua de vida 57
airblaster gun 13
albatross necklace 1
Alewife™ Ale 38
Alice's Army Alchemist 4
Alice's Army Bowman 4
Alice's Army Cleric 3
Alice's Army Coward 4
Alice's Army Dervish 5
Alice's Army Foil Alchemist 3
Alice's Army Foil Bowman 2
Alice's Army Foil Cleric 1
Alice's Army Foil Coward 3
Alice's Army Foil Guard 8
Alice's Army Foil Halberder 7
Alice's Army Foil Hammerman 3
Alice's Army Foil Lanceman 2
Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber 6
Alice's Army Foil Ninja 6
Alice's Army Foil Nurse 5
Alice's Army Foil Page 8
Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden 3
Alice's Army Foil Sniper 3
Alice's Army Foil Spearsman 4
Alice's Army Foil Swordsman 2
Alice's Army Foil Wallman 8
Alice's Army Guard 4
Alice's Army Halberder 4
Alice's Army Hammerman 4
Alice's Army Horseman 4
Alice's Army Lanceman 4
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 4
Alice's Army Martyr 4
Alice's Army Ninja 4
Alice's Army Nurse 4
Alice's Army Page 4
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 4
Alice's Army Sniper 5
Alice's Army Spearsman 3
Alice's Army Swordsman 3
Alice's Army Wallman 4
alien drugs 94
alien force field disruptor bean 16
alien protein powder 2
alien source code printout 3
alien source code printout (used) 1
all-purpose cleaner 221
all-purpose flower 1
all-year sucker 1
alphabet gum 1
amber aviator shades 4
ammonite candy mold 7
ammonite fossil 43
amok pudding 9
amok putter 8
amulet of extreme plot significance 43
Amulet of Yendor 223
ancient calendar fragment 1
ancient cursed foot locker 12
ancient frozen dinner 105
ancient hot dog wrapper 1
ancient ice cream scoop 5
ancient Magi-Wipes 151
ancient oil painting of yourself 1
ancient poisoned dart 179
Ancient Protector Soda 1
ancient protein powder 332
Ancient Saucehelm 12
ancient spice 168
ancient stone fist 34
ancient stone head 16
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 7
ancient vinyl coin purse 198
anemone sauce 16
Angelhair Culottes 5
anger blaster 1
Angry Farmer candy 1,616
Ankh of Badahnkadh 1
ankleweights 1
anniversary gift box 8
annoying pitchfork 9
ant agonist 187
ant hoe 12
ant pick 16
ant pitchfork 12
ant rake 15
ant sickle 10
anticheese 19
antimatter wad 20
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 2
antique accordion 1
antique bottle of cough syrup 7
antique bottle opener 1
antique greaves 87
antique hand mirror 36
antique helmet 42
antique machete 4
antique packet of ketchup 109
antique painting of a landscape 5
antique pair of blue jeans 1
antique record album 2
antique shield 90
antique souvenir drawing 1
antique spear 75
antique spyglass 1
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 2
Argarggagarg's fang 8
arm buzzer 1
armgun 28
arrow'd heart balloon 2
arrowgram 144
arrrgyle socks 3
arse-a'fire elixir 15
artisanal homebrew gift package 1
artisanal limoncello 14
asbestos apron 4
asbestos crossbow 6
asbestos helmet turtle 1
asbestos ore 177
asbestos staff 7
asbestos stick 1
asbestos sword 4
ASCII shirt 39
ash soda 1
Asleep in the Cemetery 12
asparagus knife 21
asparagus lo mein 1
astral mushroom 42
astronaut pants 6
Atomic Comic 1
Atomic Pop 11
atomic vector plotter 18
attention spanner 4
attorney's badge 5
automatic catapult 2
auxiliary backbone 1
avatar of the Unconscious Collective 1
awful poetry journal 1,069
Ax of L'rose 1
baby killer bee 43
backwoods screwdriver 94
baconstone 74
baconstone bracelet 1
baconstone earring 1
baconstone pendant 1
baconstone ring 1
badass belt 225
badge of authority 9
bag of airline peanuts 331
bag of bones 7
bag of Cheat-Os 59
bag of GORF 823
bag of GORP 842
bag of lard 53
bag of many confections 1
bag of pygmy blood 49
bag of QWOP 125
bag of unfinished business 1
bag of W&Ws 7
baggie of powdered sugar 4
balaclava baklava 8
ball 5
ballast turtle 4
balloon helmet 1
balloon monkey 3
balloon shield 1
balloon sword 8
ballpark hot daub 1
ballroom blintz 531
balsa plank 105
banana 6
banana cream pie 1
banana peel 55
banana-frosted king cake 26
bananagate 85
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 3
baneful bandolier 2
banjo kazoo mount 1
baobab sap 1
bar skin 75
bar whip 1
barbed-wire fence 44
bargain flash powder 25
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
Barney's rake 14
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 7
barrrnacle 96
barskin buckler 1
barskin cloak 1
barskin hat 1
barskin loincloth 1
barskin tent 2
Barulio's bottle 13
baseball 105
Bash-Ōs boxtop 4
Bash-Ōs cereal 5
basic meat crossbow 5
basic meat fez 1
basic meat helmet 2
basic meat kilt 3
basic meat spork 1
basic meat staff 5
basic meat sword 1
bat guano 13
bat haggis 3
bat hat 1
bat wing 32
bat wing stir-fry 8
bat-ass leather jacket 2
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
batblade 23
batgut 48
bath ball gift set 16
battered Crimbo Crate 1,278
battered hubcap 2
battered old top-hat 1
Battlie Light Saver 45
bazookafish bubble gum 418
Beach Buck 2
beach glass bead 30
beach glass necklace 3
beastly paste 4
beaten-up Chucks 5
beautiful soup 5
beaver spear 2
bed of coals 6
beefy fish meat 124
beer basted brat 1
beer bomb 904
beer bong 7
beer goggles 5
beer helmet 9
beer lens 34
beer-a-pult 1
beer-scented teddy bear 1
beer-soaked mop 6
beertini 10
beery blood 324
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 3
begpwnia 102
beholed bedsheet 21
Beignet Milgranet 66
bejeweled cufflinks 64
bejeweled pledge pin 8
belemnite candy mold 6
belemnite fossil 42
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
bellhop bell 5
Ben-Gal™ Balm 105
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 1
bent scrap metal 100
berries of suffering 15
berry-infused sake 10
Better Than Cuddling Cake 1
bezoar ring 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 3
BGE merchandise order form 7
BGE shotglass 42
BGE temporary tattoo 3
BGE tiny plastic toy 7
bi-lateral logic compressor 18
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 7
big bad voodoo mask 11
big bass drum 13
big boom 17
big bundle of chamoix 20
Big Candy's tophat 1
big dribbly candle 10
big glob of skin 1
big red clown nose 11
big rock 1
bigger stick 2
bilge wine 503
bindlestocking 23
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 25
birdbone corset 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 1
bit of clingfilm 80
bit-o-cactus 250
bite-me-red lipstick 12
BitterSweetTarts 5
BittyCar HotCar 1
BittyCar MeatCar 1
BittyCar SoulCar 1
Bjorn's Hammer 1
black & tan 61
black belt 1
black blade 3
black BRICKO brick 1
black candy heart 300
black cherry soda 12
black cloak 3
black cowboy hat 1
black eye shadow 5
black eyedrops 5
black forest cake 285
black forest ham 284
black friar's tonsure 2
black gold 4
black greaves 19
black helmet 17
black kettle drum 33
black label 2
Black No. 2 213
black paisley oyster egg 23
black pension check 138
black pepper 313
black picnic basket 29
black pixel 1,139
black plastic oyster egg 54
black polka-dot oyster egg 31
black pudding 48
black sheepskin diploma 3
black shield 21
black snake skin 77
black snowcone 33
black spot 16
black striped oyster egg 10
black sword 21
black tear 44
black velvet box 4
black-and-blue light 785
blackberry 114
blackberry galoshes 3
blackberry moccasins 3
blackberry slippers 2
Blackfly Chardonnay 351
blank diary 2
blank fudge mold 1
blank prescription sheet 9
Blatantly Canadian 1
blended frozen swill 1
blind-packed capsule toy 162
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 1
Bling of the New Wave 4
Blizzards I Have Died In 9
blob of acid 57
blob of Alphredo™ 4
blob of wood glue 102
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 21
Blood Light 3
blood sausage 1
bloodied surgical dungarees 1
bloodstain stick 6
bloody beer 5
bloody clown pants 18
bloody mary 7
blowdart 6
blue class ring 1
blue paisley oyster egg 21
blue pixel 377
blue pixel potion 13
blue plasma ball 865
blue plastic baby 1
blue plastic oyster egg 36
blue polka-dot oyster egg 61
blue shell 7
blue snowcone 3
blue striped oyster egg 50
blue-frosted astral cupcake 3
blueberry-frosted king cake 4
blundarrrbus 2
blunt cat claw 24
blunt icepick 3
bobcat grenade 2
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
Bohemian rhapsody 5
boilermaker 33
boilgun 1
boiling seal blood 11
bone abacus 2
bone and arrows 2
bone aperitif 6
bone chips 6
bone collar 1
bone crusher 2
bone flute 38
bone meal 6
bone rattle 6
bone spurs 1
Bone's Farm "wine" 2
boneana hammock 1
bonedanna 1
bonerang 3
Bonerdagon necklace 2
Bonestabber 1
boning knife 3
bonsai tree 1
booby trap 6
book of matches 57
boot knife 6
BOOtonniere 3
booty chest charrrm 75
booze-soaked cherry 1
boozebomb 5
Boozehounds Anonymous token 4
Bordeaux Marteaux 46
borg sock monkey 3
boring spaghetti 2
Boris's key lime 2
Boris's key lime pie 34
Boris's ring 20
borrowed time 2
Boss Bat bling 12
Boss Bat britches 8
Boss Drops 12
bottle of alcohol 305
bottle of antifreeze 50
bottle of black cat tonic 8
bottle of bubbles 69
bottle of cooking sherry 101
bottle of Evermore 18
bottle of fire 162
bottle of Goldschnöckered 1
bottle of goofballs 193
bottle of laundry sherry 5
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 3
bottle of lighter fluid 33
bottle of limeade 1
bottle of melodramamine 5
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 282
bottle of Mystic Shell 78
bottle of Old Pugilist 1
bottle of Ooze-O 1
bottle of perfume 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 2
bottle of Pinot Renoir 18
bottle of pirate juice 5
bottle of popskull 109
bottle of realpagne 6
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 3
bottle of sewage schnapps 64
bottle of ultravitamins 12
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 3
bottle of whiskey 89
bottle opener belt buckle 1
bottlecap turtle 1
bottled day 1
bottled inspiration 11
bottled swamp gas 18
boulder 7
bowl of cottage cheese 117
bowl of fishysoisse 6
bowl of marinade 21
bowl of rye sprouts 9
bowling ball 19
box 14
box of bear arms 1
box of Dweebs 16
box of Familiar Jacks 4
box of hammers 1
box of hickory chips 1
box of Pokëmann band-aids 58
box of sunshine 5,050
box turtle 2
boxcar turtle 14
boxed wine 1
boxing glove 3
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 58
brains casserole 1
BRAINS shorts 4
Bram's choker 1
brand new key 9
brass abacus 1
brass dorsal fin 6
brass gear 590
brass stinger 2
brazen bracelet 1
breadchucks 2
breaded beer 4
breakfast mess 149
breakfast miracle 1
breath mint 5
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 9
brick 317
brick of sand 5
BRICKO airship 1
BRICKO bat 1
BRICKO brick 1,475
BRICKO cathedral 1
BRICKO elephant 1
BRICKO eye brick 168
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO octopus 1
BRICKO ooze 1
BRICKO oyster 1
BRICKO pants 1
BRICKO pyramid 1
BRICKO python 6
BRICKO reactor 1
BRICKO sword 1
BRICKO turtle 1
BRICKO vacuum cleaner 1
briefcase 252
brigand brittle 307
Bright Water 2
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 29
brine 45
brittle plastic handle 2
broken beer bottle 3
broken carburetor 2
broken glass grenade 3
broken skull 124
broken sword 17
broken warbear gyrocopter 1
bronze breastplate 67
bronze handcuffs 1
bronzed locust 50
BROS Energy Drink 27
brown crock marble 1
brown felt tophat 7
brown pixel 214
brown plastic baby 2
brown sugar cane 248
bubble bauble bow 2
bubble-wrap simulator 1
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 2
bubblewrap ore 37
bubblewrap staff 1
bubblin' crude 555
bubbling tempura batter 17
bucket of honey 38
bucket of wine 3
buckler buckle 20
buckyball 8
buffalo blade 1
bugbear beanie 17
bugbear detector 1
bugged bön±Ã©t 1
bugged beanie 1
bull blubber 20
bullet-proof corduroys 5
bum cheek 4
bunch of bananas 59
bunch of square grapes 824
bungle in the jungle 1
bunny liver 22
buoybottoms 7
burrowgrub hive 1
burst hellseal brain 25
BURT 220
bus pass 7
butterfly knife 18
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 1
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. chum 24
C.H.U.M. knife 9
C.H.U.M. lantern 1
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 3
cactus fruit 182
caipifruta 13
calavera concertina 1
calle de miel 19
calle de miel with a fly in it 1
Camp Scout pup tent 775
can cannon 1
can of Binarrrca 29
can of CRIMBCOLA 3
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 2
can of maces 3
can of Red Minotaur 282
can of sardines 113
can of spinach 61
can of starch 1
can of sterno 12
can of Swiller 176
can of V-11 7
Can-Can skirt 1
can-can-in-a-can 2
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 61
can-you-dig-it? 1
candied bolts 6
candied kobold 2
candied nuts 2
candied yams 64
candy brain 3
candy cane 55
candy kneecapping stick 3
candy knife 4
candy knuckles 1
candy skeleton 43
candy stake 5
cannonball charrrm 95
canopic jar 374
canteen of wine 208
cap gun 4
capacitor relay 28
carbon nanotube frame 13
carbonated soy milk 99
carbonated water lily 240
cardboard crossbow 1
cardboard katana 6
cardboard ore 36
cardboard staff 1
cardboard wakizashi 74
caret 4
carob brownies 1
carob cannon 2
carob chunk cookies 7
carob chunk noodles 13
carob chunks 6
carton of rotten eggs 8
cartoon heart 1
casino pass 25
cast 159
cast-iron legacy paddle 1
cat appendix 38
catgut 41
catgut taco 1
catskin buckler 1
catskin cap 1
catsup 3
caustic slime nodule 1
Caveman Dan's favorite rock 1
cement sandals 3
centipede eggs 203
centurion helmet 1
Cerebral Crossbow 3
Cerebral Culottes 1
chainsaw chain 4
Chalice of the Malkovich Prince 4
chaos butterfly 1,543
charged magnet 1
charming flute 4
charpuce jub-jub bird 1
charrrm bracelet 1
cheap Chinese beer 1
cheap cigar butt 15
cheap clip-on ninja tie 1
cheap elven gloves 21
cheap plastic blowgun 3
cheap studded belt 1,040
cheap toaster 3
cheezburger 138
chef's hat 13
cherry 1
Cherry Cloaca Cola 1
cherry pie 2
Chester's Aquarius medallion 1
Chester's cutoffs 2
Chester's moustache 1
Chester's muscle shirt 1
chewable paper 5
chicle de salchicha 1
children of the candy corn 2
Chinese curse words 3
chintzy accordion pin 11
chintzy disco ball pendant 5
chintzy noodle ring 7
chintzy saucepan earring 16
chintzy seal pendant 7
chintzy turtle brooch 20
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 72
chisel 1
chlorine crystal 19
chloroform rag 269
chocolate box 1
chocolate cigar 30
chocolate filthy lucre 385
chocolate frosted sugar bomb 2
chocolate pasta spoon 57
chocolate saucepan 29
chocolate seal-clubbing club 15
chocolate spurs 2
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 3
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 138
chocolate-frosted king cake 8
Choker of the Ultragoth 2
chopsticks 2
chorizo brownies 10
chorizo taco 19
chrome crossbow 5
chrome helmet turtle 1
chrome ore 30
chrome staff 5
chrome sword 8
chrome sword hilt 2
Chroner 1
chunk of depleted Grimacite 10
chunk of hot iron 1
chunk of rock salt 92
cigarette lighter 21
cinnamon cannoli 4
cinnamon troll doll 1
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 1
citrus-infused sake 10
class five ecto-larva 1
classy monkey 74
Claw of the Infernal Seal 6
clay peace-sign bead 20
Claybender glasses 2
clingfilm cap 1
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm tangle 1
clingfilm trousers 1
Cloaca Cola Polar 92
Cloaca grenade 5
Cloaca-Cola 5
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 1
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 2
Cloaca-Cola helmet 1
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 1
Cloaca-Cola shield 2
clock-cleaning hammer 3
clockwork key 1
clockwork maid 17
clown hammer 239
clown shoes 14
clown skin 55
clown whip 3
clown wig 1
clownskin belt 2
clownskin buckler 9
clownskin harness 6
club necklace 84
club of the five seasons 3
club sandwich 49
clumsiness bark 17
cluster of hops 1
clutch of dodecapede eggs 11
coal dust 5
cob of corn 5
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 17
cocktail napkin 177
cocktail onion 31
cocoa egg 1
cocoa eggshell fragment 4,967
coconut shell 227
Codpiece of the Goblin King 12
coffin lid 16
cog 8
Coily™ 1
Colander of Em-er'il 8
cold and sour sauce 1
cold hi mein 176
cold mashed potatoes 60
cold ninja mask 7
cold seal sweat 33
cold water bottle 61
cold-filtered water 2
collapsible baton 4
collection of tiny spooky objects 1
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 4
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 15
colorful plastic ball 6
colorful toad 114
combat fan 2
Comet Pop 2
comfy coffin 11
comfy pillow 2
commemorative war stein 2
communications windchimes 57
compression stocking 7
computronic processing unit 18
concentrated garbage juice 8
concentrated magicalness pill 5
concoction of clumsiness 1
confiscated cell phone 3
confiscated comic book 12
confiscated love note 5
confusing LED clock 69
control crystal 1
Cookbook of the Damned 8
cool cat claw 38
cool cat elixir 2
cool jelly donut 85
cool whip 65
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 91
copper ha'penny charrrm 57
corn holder 25
corncob pipe 7
corned-beef Reuben 150
cornuthaum 21
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 27
Corpse Island iced tea 26
corpse on the beach 29
corpsebite 1
corpsedriver 55
corpsetini 26
correction fluid 65
corroded breeches 1
corrosive cowl 1
corrupt club of corruption 1
corrupted bird DNA 1
corrupted data 33
Cosmic Calorie 1
cosmic lemonade 15
costume sword 12
cottage 11
cotton candy cone 1
cotton candy pillow 4
cotton candy pinch 2
cotton candy plug 1
cracker 1
cranberries 539
cranberry cordial 14
cranberry schnapps 2
crappy brain 922
crappy waiter disguise 1
crate of firebombs 34
crate of fish meat 5
crayon shavings 66
crazy little Turkish delight 48
cream pie 3
cream stout 45
creamsicle 118
creepy doll head 1
creepy ginger ale 27
creepy voice box 2
creepy-ass club 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 3
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 3
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 3
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 3
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 3
CRIMBCO mug 32
CRIMBCO scrip 60
CRIMBCO wine 55
CRIMBCOIDS mints 3
CRIMBCOLOAF 7
Crimbo candied pecan 413
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 11
Crimbo fudge 409
Crimbo peppermint bark 406
Crimbo pie 1
Crimbojito 22
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimboween memo 1
Crimbuck 1,552
crimsilion jub-jub bird 1
crossbow string 4
crotchety pants 6
crowbar 4
crowbarrr 1
Crown of the Goblin King 195
crude voodoo doll 37
crumbling rat skull 6
crumpled felt fedora 1
crusty hula hoop 3
crystal skull 2
crystalline seal eye 1
CSA all-purpose soap 47
CSA bravery badge 37
CSA cheerfulness ration 67
CSA discount card 40
CSA fire-starting kit 4
CSA obedience grenade 49
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 81
cube of billiard chalk 5
cup of hickory chicory 6
cup of infinite pencils 11
cup of primitive beer 1
cupcake-in-a-cup 5
curdflinger 1
curmudgel 17
cursed black pearl onion 33
cursed bottle of black-label rum 29
cursed bottle of rum 38
cursed breeches 1
cursed cannonball 29
cursed cutlass 1
cursed dirty joke scroll 37
cursed eyepatch 1
cursed scrunchie 3
cursed sea biscuit 16
cursed voodoo skull 35
custard pie 11
cyber-mattock 4
cyborg doll 1
cyborg stompin' boot 3
cyclops eyedrops 16
cymbal syrup 364
D roll 138
Daffy Taffy 356
damp old wallet 2
dance card 32
dangerous jerkcicle 23
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 4
das boot 2
dead guy's watch 38
dead meat bun 15
deadly lampshade 11
death blossom 5
decanter of fine Scotch 6
decaying goldfish liver 96
decaying wooden oar 1
decaying wooden paddle 1
decaying wooden pole 1
decent brain 2,058
decomposed boot 34
decorative fountain 2
deep six-shooter 5
defective skull 384
dehydrated caviar 865
delicious salad 1
delicious shimmering moth 45
delicious swamp muck 101
deluxe fax machine 1
demon buckler 2
demon skin 156
demon whip 1
demon-horned hat 1
demonskin jacket 2
demonskin trousers 1
denim axe 2
dense meat stack 24
dense meat staff 2
dented harmonica 18
dented spoon 120
deodorant 140
depantsing bomb 160
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 4
depleted uranium seal figurine 6
desiccated apricot 872
designer handbag 14
desktop zen garden 1
dethklok 2
detour shield 1
deviled egg 1
devilish folio 109
dew yoana lei 1
diamond necklace 75
diamond-studded cane 28
diamond-studded fronts 1
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 16
didgeridooka 19
Diet Cloaca Cola 2
digital key lime 2
digital key lime pie 43
dilapidated wizard hat 1
dill 254
dinner roll 58
dire fudgesicle 100
dirty hobo gloves 7
disassembled clover 2,199
disbelief suspenders 3
Disco 'Fro Pick 7
disco ball 20
Disco Banjo 2
disco horoscope (Aquarius) 9
disco horoscope (Aries) 7
disco horoscope (Cancer) 8
disco horoscope (Capricorn) 6
disco horoscope (Gemini) 1
disco horoscope (Leo) 8
disco horoscope (Libra) 6
disco horoscope (Pisces) 7
disco horoscope (Scorpio) 2
disco horoscope (Taurus) 6
disco horoscope (Virgo) 3
disco mask 19
discocktail 11
Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate 1
disease 332
disembodied brain 28
dishrag 3
disintegrating quill pen 292
disintegrating sheet music 29
disintegrating spiky collar 11
displaced fish 156
distention pill 2
distilled fortified wine 3
distressed denim pants 4
disturbing fanfic 726
Divine 24
divine blowout 1,599
divine can of silly string 988
divine champagne flute 137
divine champagne popper 4
divine cracker 478
divine noisemaker 849
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DNOTC Box 2
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dollhive 16
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dope wheels 9
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dry noodles 6
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dumb mud 1
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dungeoneer's dungarees 17
dungeoneering kit 37
duonoculars 1
Duskwalker fangs 7
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dusty bottle of Marsala 1,065
dusty bottle of Merlot 1,142
dusty bottle of Muscat 1,052
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 1,026
dusty bottle of Port 1,122
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dusty Crimbo crate 127
dwarf bread 31
dwarvish magazine 17
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Dyspepsi-Cola 429
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ectoplasm au jus 14
ectoplasmic paste 6
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eggnog 44
El Sombrero De Lopez 16
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El Vibrato leg guards 1
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El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) 4
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 4
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 11
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 8
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 3
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 11
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 7
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 6
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 6
Elder Turtle Shell 6
eldritch dough 4
electric crutch 5
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electrical thingamabob 796
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Elizabeth's paintbrush 2
Ellsbury's skull 1
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elven cellocello 40
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elven magi-pack 2,266
elven medi-pack 2,281
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Ent cider 28
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Every Day is Like This Sundae 1
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eye of the Tiger-lily 4
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f3d0r4 24
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felt 18
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 4
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ferret bait 385
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Feynman gate 13
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy 1
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figurine of a charred seal 19
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filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 54
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foam dart 1,016
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folder (Yedi) 66
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forest tears 6
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Frat Army FGF 1,590
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Fromage Pinotage 12
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gelatinous meat mass 1
Genalen™ Bottle 3
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 6
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ghost protocol 7
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ghost trap 1
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ghuol ears 236
ghuol egg 308
ghuol egg quiche 1
ghuol guolash 155
giant artisanal rice peeler 6
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gibson 24
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Gin Mint 5
gingerbread bugbear 5
gingerbread horror 7
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gingerbread robot 2
gingham blouse 2
ginormous pumpkin 6
giraffe-necked turtle 8
glacial clock 3
glacial sapphire 8
gladiator tunica 1
glark cable 1
Glass Balls of the Goblin King 14
glass gnoll eye 3
glass of baboon milk 65
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glass of warm water 9
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glimmering great tit feather 14
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glob of spoiled mayo 2
globe of Deep Sauce 3
gloomy black mushroom 2
gloomy mushroom wine 1
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glowing esca 1
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glowing red eye 28
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gnatwing 54
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gnoll lips 60
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Gnollish Crossdress 1
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Go-Wassail 87
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Good 'n' Slimy 36
good brain 3,952
Goodfella contract 47
gooey paste 7
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Gordon Bennett 23
goth kid t-shirt 97
GOTO 1
goulauncher 1
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gremlin mutagen 35
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grog 76
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gunky chicken 5
gunpowder burrito 1,049
guts necklace 1
guy made of bee pollen 75
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haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis 135
haiku katana 2
hair oil 2
hair spray 3
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hammerus 2
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handful of honey 321
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happiness 9
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Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance 4
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heart of the volcano 68
heavy D 1,272
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Heimandatz's heart 12
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hep waders 1
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hill of beans 41
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hippopotamus skin 10
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Hippy Army MPE 2,058
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Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians 1
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) 1
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hobo nickel 4,655
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Hodgman's harmonica 2
Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top 1
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holistic headache remedy 28
Hollandaise helmet 4
holy bomb, batman 1
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honey mead 2
honey-dew 8
honey-dipped locust 85
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honeycap 1
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horizontal tango 94
hors d'oeuvre tray 8
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hot wing 911
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ice harvest 150
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Ice-Cold Beer Ring 1
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ice-cold Sir Schlitz 58
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ice-cold Willer 420
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igloo pie 7
iGoogly 49
Iiti Kitty Gumdrop 34
Iiti Kitty phone charm 32
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imitation crab meat 136
imitation White Russian 94
immense cyborg hand 2
imp air 3
Imp Ale 1,572
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indescribably horrible paste 2
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infernal insoles 11
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ingot of seal-iron 29
ink bladder 3
inkwell 92
insane tophat 2
insanely spicy bean burrito 6
insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito 1
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Instant Karma 1
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Interview With You (a Vampire) 2
intriguing puzzle box 4
invisible bag 14
ion grid 17
ion-pulse modulation stabilizer 18
irate sombrero 18
Irish Coffee, English Heart 1
Iron Beta of Industry 51
ironic battle spoon 2
ironic jogging shorts 3
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irradiated turtle 2
ivory cue ball 7
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Jack-in-the-box 24
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jagged scrap metal 6
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jamfish jam 4
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jar full of wind 18
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Jarlsberg's key lime 4
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jawbruiser 6
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Jocko Homo's head 5
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Jumbo Dr. Lucifer 28
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junk yard 2
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killing feather 128
Kissin' Cousins 11
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kiwi 3
kiwi beak 2
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Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 36
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Knob Goblin harem pants 34
Knob Goblin harem veil 42
Knob Goblin love potion 1,269
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Knob Goblin melon baller 155
Knob Goblin Mutagen 12
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Knob Goblin seltzer 6,071
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Knob Goblin superseltzer 1,318
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Knob lo mein 1
Knob mushroom 430
Knob nuts 133
Knob sausage 229
Knob sausage stir-fry 1
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Krakrox's Loincloth 3
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kumquat 45
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 17
ladle of mystery 1
large box 28
LARP membership card 1
Lars the Cyberian 2
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lavender polka-dot oyster egg 15
lavender striped oyster egg 10
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lawnmower blade 1
LCD game: Burger Belt 6
LCD game: Food Eater 5
LCD game: Garbage River 4
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leaf of grass 62
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leather chaps 14
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leathery bat skin 189
leathery cat skin 221
leathery rat skin 75
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Lederhosen of the Night 16
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left bracket 1
left parenthesis 16
left-handed melodica 1
leftover canapés 4
leftover Crimbo rations 1
leftovers of indeterminate origin 94
legitimate business on the beach 22
lemon 1
lemon meringue pie 1
lemonade marble 1
length of string 10
leotarrrd 1
leprechaun hatchling 2
less-than-three-shaped box 3
lesser grodulated violet 130
Let Me Be! 10
lewd playing card 13
Li'l Businessman Kit 2
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Libram of BRICKOs 1
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licorice root 30
lifeless meat doll 1
lihc eye 170
lihc eye pie 23
lihc face 81
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line 253
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linoleum ore 66
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lion oil 16
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live wire 3
liver and let pie 10
llama lama gong 129
loadstone 2
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logging hatchet 3
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long pork 89
long pork casserole 2
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Lord of the Flies-sized fries 29
Lord Soggyraven's Slippers 2
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 119
los chinos 2
lost key 2
lotion of coldness 45
lotion of hotness 10
lotion of spookiness 92
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 583
love song of disturbing obsession 533
love song of icy revenge 372
love song of naughty innuendo 594
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love song of sugary cuteness 480
love song of vague ambiguity 556
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lowercase N 112
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Lucky Surprise Egg 59
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Lumineux Limnio 21
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lump of clay 1
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lupine sword 4
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lynyrd musk 1
lynyrd skin 2
lynyrd snare 1
M-242 334
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Mace of the Tortoise 1
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mad scientist's sock monkey 1
Mad Train wine 202
madius 1
Mae West with a fly in it 1
mafia aria 37
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magic whistle 16
magical ice cube with a fly in it 412
magical ice cubes 9
magical mystery juice 12
magicalness-in-a-can 37
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magilaser blastercannon 27
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 8
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ND 1
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NG 4
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Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 3
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