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This player is ranked #499 for Most Unique Items with a total of 1,887 items.

This player is a member of the clan Knights of Ascension.

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Ibaslomofo (#607058)
This player has 1,887 unique items and 42,123 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"Humorous" T-shirt 1
"KICK ME" sign 5
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 2
1-ball 2
1/6th Pound Cake 1
2-ball 2
3-ball 1
4-ball 1
4-d camera 3
4-dimensional guitar 1
5-ball 2
6-ball 2
7-ball 1
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 2
8-ball 26
9-ball 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 1
A. W. O. L. commendation 4
abandoned candy 14
abominable blubber 1
absentee voter ballot 1
Abuela Crimbo's special magnet 1
accidental cider 3
acoustic guitarrr 58
adorable seal larva 4
aerated diving helmet 1
agua de vida 2
airblaster gun 1
Alewife™ Ale 6
Alice's Army Foil Alchemist 2
Alice's Army Foil Bowman 1
Alice's Army Foil Coward 1
Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Foil Wallman 1
alien autoautopsy kit 1
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig 1
all-purpose cleaner 22
all-purpose flower 1
all-year sucker 1
alphabet gum 11
amber aviator shades 1
ammonite candy mold 1
ammonite fossil 5
ancient calendar 1
ancient cursed foot locker 1
ancient oil painting of yourself 1
ancient pills 1
ancient stone fist 2
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 3
angry agate 1
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 15
animal part cracker 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary gift box 9
antimatter wad 2
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 1
antique bottle of cough syrup 14
antique greaves 101
antique hand mirror 3
antique helmet 97
antique machete 1
antique nutcracker beard 1
antique nutcracker figurine 2
antique pair of blue jeans 1
antique record album 1
antique shield 120
antique souvenir drawing 1
antique spear 152
Argarggagarg's fang 2
around the world 3
asbestos staff 1
Asleep in the Cemetery 5
aspirin 1
astral mushroom 290
astronaut pants 5
Atomic Comic 1
Atomic Pop 16
atomic vector plotter 2
attention spanner 1
augmented-reality shades 1
automa-bot parts 184
autumnic bomb 1
awful poetry journal 77
Ax of L'rose 1
Azurite 1
baby cuddlefish 1
backwoods screwdriver 6
BACON 2
baconstone 20
badass belt 24
bag of airline peanuts 2
bag of bones 1
bag of Cheat-Os 104
bag of foreign bribes 1
bag of GORF 1
bag of GORP 1
bag of lard 8
bag of many confections 1
baggie of powdered sugar 4
banana 1
banana peel 1
banana supersucker 5
banana-frosted king cake 8
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 2
barrel-aged eggnog 1
Bash-Ōs boxtop 29
Bash-Ōs cereal 1
Bastille Battalion control rig crate 1
bat wing 41
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 3
bath ball gift set 1
battered Crimbo Crate 4
battery (9-Volt) 1
battery (AAA) 2
battery (car) 1
battery (D) 2
battery-powered drill 1
Battlie Light Saver 3
bazookafish bubble gum 56
beach ball marble 1
beach glass bead 14
beaten-up Chucks 1
beaver punch (cherry) 1
beaver punch (papaya) 1
beaver punch (peach) 1
bed of coals 5
beer bomb 3
beer goggles 3
beer helmet 1
beer lens 14
beer-scented teddy bear 1
beertini 1
begpwnia 22
beige clambroth marble 3
belemnite candy mold 1
belemnite fossil 5
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 1
bent scrap metal 7
berries of suffering 2
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 1
BGE merchandise order form 1
BGE pocket calendar 1
BGE shotglass 12
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 5
big bumboozer marble 1
Big Candy's tophat 1
big glob of skin 2
bindle of joy 1
bindlestocking 5
Bit O' Ectoplasm 18
bit-o-cactus 1
bite-me-red lipstick 1
BitterSweetTarts 8
BittyCar HotCar 1
Bjorn's Hammer 1
black & tan 1
Black Angus blackburger 1
black brandy 1
black candygram 1
black catseye marble 1
black Crimbo ball 1
black gold 4
black kettle drum 1
black lotus 1
black paisley oyster egg 14
black plastic oyster egg 7
black polka-dot oyster egg 10
black sheepskin diploma 3
black spot 3
black striped oyster egg 22
black-and-blue light 20
blackberry polite 1
blammer 1
blank diary 1
blank fudge mold 1
blank note 1
blank prescription sheet 2
Blatantly Canadian 10
blind-packed capsule toy 11
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 5
Blizzards I Have Died In 5
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 5
blood flower 1
Blood Light 2
blue glowstick 2
blue paisley oyster egg 15
blue plasma ball 13
blue plastic baby 1
blue plastic oyster egg 14
blue polka-dot oyster egg 12
blue striped oyster egg 18
blue tulip 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 6
blueberry-frosted king cake 7
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
Bohemian rhapsody 1
boilermaker 1
Boltsmann ID badge 1
bone aperitif 1
bone chips 33
Bone's Farm "wine" 2
Bonerdagon necklace 2
book of matches 4
booze-soaked cherry 1
Boozehounds Anonymous token 2
borrowed time 2
bottle of alcohol 12
bottle of antifreeze 2
bottle of black cat tonic 2
bottle of Blank-Out 6
bottle of Bloodweiser 1
bottle of drinkin' gas 1
bottle of fire 1
bottle of goofballs 2
bottle of lighter fluid 1
bottle of Ooze-O 2
bottle of Pinot Renoir 13
bottle of pirate juice 4
bottle of realpagne 4
bottle of Red-Out 1
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 5
bottle of rum 715
bottle of sea wine 1
bottle of sewage schnapps 20
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 6
bottle of whiskey 200
bottled inspiration 3
Boulevardier cocktail 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 3
bowl of fishysoisse 1
bowl of lucky charms 3
bowl of mernudo 1
box of Familiar Jacks 1
box of hammers 12
boxed gumball machine 1
boxed wine 50
Boxing Day Pass 2
brass gear 10
breaded beer 1
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 1
brick 6
brick of sand 14
BRICKO brick 1
BRICKO reactor 24
broken carburetor 2
broken cellular phone 1
broken glass grenade 2
broken high-temperature mining drill 1
bronze handcuffs 1
brown crock marble 2
brown plastic baby 2
buñuelos Jaliscos 1
bucket of honey 12
bucket of wine 2
bumblebee marble 2
bunch of bananas 4
bunch of square grapes 1
bundle of firewood 2
buoybottoms 3
burning newspaper 1
burrowgrub hive 2
burst hellseal brain 74
bus pass 16
butterfly knife 1
C.H.U.M. chum 9
C.H.U.M. knife 1
cabooze 4
can of Binarrrca 19
can of black paint 1
can of CRIMBCOLA 6
can of depilatory cream 1
can of fake snow 1
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 2
can of Red Minotaur 38
can of spinach 8
can of sterno 3
can of Swiller 3
can opener 1
can-can-in-a-can 6
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 25
candied bolts 1
candied kobold 2
candied nuts 1
candied yams 17
candy brain 17
candy cane 53
candy kneecapping stick 1
candy knuckles 4
candy stake 5
canteen of eggnog 2
capacitor relay 1
carbon nanotube frame 2
Carol of the Thrills 1
carrot nose 1
cast-iron legacy paddle 1
Celsius 233 (singed) 1
cement sandals 1
chainsaw chain 5
chakra malt 2
chakra sludge 8
chakra-mental wine 3
Charleston Choo-Choo 1
cheap cigar butt 1
cheap elven gloves 1
cheap plastic bottle opener 3
cheap toaster 5
cheer-o-gram 3
Cheer-Up soda 14
cheerful antler hat 2
cheerful Crimbo sweater 1
cheerful pajama pants 1
chest of "pirate gold" 1
chintzy accordion pin 1
chintzy saucepan earring 1
chisel 3
chloroform rag 5
choco-Crimbot 3
Choco-Mint patty 1
chocolate filthy lucre 8
chocolate saucepan 11
chocolate stolen accordion 6
chocolate turtle totem 8
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 1
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 7
chocolate-frosted king cake 6
chocomotive 4
Chorale of Companionship 1
chrome staff 1
chrome sword 3
chunk of depleted Grimacite 7
chunk of rock salt 26
cigarette lighter 1
cinnamon machine oil 3
clay peace-sign bead 11
clerical automa-core 1
Cloaca grenade 38
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 9
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 5
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 1
clock-cleaning hammer 1
clockwork claws 1
clockwork key 1
clockwork sphere 2
clockwork thingamajig 1
club necklace 1
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 1
cocoa egg 1
cocoa eggshell fragment 378
cocoa of youth 1
coconut shell 350
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 2
coffin lid 1
Cold Hots candy 6
collapsible baton 2
collection of tiny spooky objects 6
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 1
colored-light "necklace" 1
comfy coffin 1
commemorative war stein 1
compounded experience 4
compressed air canister 1
computronic processing unit 1
concentrated garbage juice 2
confiscated cell phone 2
confiscated comic book 1
control crystal 1
Cookbook of the Damned 3
cookie cookie 1
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 1
corncob pipe 1
corned beet 1
cornucopia 121
Corpse Island iced tea 9
corpse on the beach 8
corpsedriver 4
corpsetini 6
correction fluid 1
corrupted data 10
counterfeit city 1
cranberries 136
cranberry cordial 3
cranberry margarita (brackish) 3
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) 1
CRIMBCO lanyard 1
CRIMBCO mug 1
CRIMBCO scrip 50
CRIMBCO wine 1
CRIMBCOIDS mints 3
CRIMBCOLOAF 3
Crimbo candied pecan 10
Crimbo candle 1
Crimbo Credit 1
Crimbo Factory surprise box 8
Crimbo food scraps 1
Crimbo fudge 15
Crimbo peppermint bark 9
Crimbo pie 1
Crimbo train emergency brake 1
Crimbo training manual 1
Crimbo ukulele 1
Crimbo wreath 3
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbonium fuel rod 4
Crimbosmopolitan 1
Crimbot battery 4
Crimbot schematic: Big Head 2
Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel 1
Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher 2
Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter 2
Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder 1
Crimbot schematic: Crab Core 1
Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso 1
Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head 1
Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun 1
Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun 1
Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs 1
Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads 1
Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs 1
Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan 2
Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack 1
Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite 1
Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis 1
Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder 1
Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module 2
Crimbot schematic: Power Arm 3
Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler 1
Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head 2
Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker 1
Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun 1
Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet 1
Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis 4
Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet 1
Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower 1
Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm 1
Crimboween memo 9
Crimboysters Rockefeller 1
Crimbuccaneer bombjacket 2
Crimbuccaneer breeches 1
Crimbuccaneer captain's purse 11
Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) 2
Crimbuccaneer flotsam 162
Crimbuccaneer invasion map 3
Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail 3
Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 42
Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack 1
Crimbuccaneer shirt 1
Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss 1
Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate 1
Crimbuccaneer whale oil 10
crowbarrr 15
cruelty-free wine 6
crumbling rat skull 2
crystal belt buckle 1
crystalline cheer 303
crystallized memory 1
CSA discount card 1
CSA fire-starting kit 66
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 1
cup of infinite pencils 2
cup of primitive beer 1
cursed black pearl onion 12
cursed bottle of black-label rum 7
cursed bottle of rum 13
cursed cannonball 10
cursed dirty joke scroll 7
cursed piece of thirteen 3
cursed sea biscuit 4
cursed voodoo skull 8
cylindrical mold 1
Daffy Taffy 57
dance card 29
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 1
das boot 2
day shortener 1
day-old beer 1
deadly lampshade 4
death blossom 1
decanter of fine Scotch 1
deck of tropical cards 1
defective skull 1
delicious comfit? 1
delicious salad 25
dental pliers 1
depantsing bomb 7
depleted uranium seal figurine 1
designer handbag 4
detective skull 1
dethklok 1
devilish folio 3
diabolic pizza cube 1
diamond necklace 1
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 2
dill 1
Dinsey face paint 1
Dinsey Maintenance Manual 1
disassembled clover 458
disintegrating quill pen 1
disintegrating spiky collar 1
disposable instant camera 1
distention pill 2
distilled resin 2
distressed denim pants 1
disturbing fanfic 10,911
divine blowout 1
divine can of silly string 2
divine champagne flute 113
divine champagne popper 1
divine cracker 1
divine noisemaker 1
DNOTC Box 3
doll house 2
dollhive 8
donated booze 61
donated candy 1
donated food 1
donkey flipbook 3
double-ice gum 1
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 1
dread tarragon 1
Dreadsylvanian Almanac page 21
Dreadsylvanian skeleton key 1
dregs of a Crimbo cocktail 4
drive-thru burger 2
drop of water-37 1
druidic s'more 3
drum machine 1
drum of pomade 1
Drunken Astrophysicist 1
dry noodles 914
duck-on-a-string 1
duct tape 110
dusty animal cranium 1
dusty animal jawbone 1
dusty Crimbo crate 2
dwarf bread 7
dwarvish magazine 19
Dyspepsi grenade 27
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations 7
Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack 6
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen 2
easter egg balloon 56
ectoplasmic paste 1
eel battery 1
eel sauce 1
eerie fetish 1
eggbeater 5
eggnog 103
El Vibrato power sphere 25
El Vibrato translator 1
eldritch effluvium 500
electrical thingamabob 5
electronics kit 1
elemental caipiroska 1
elephant stinger 1
Elf Army machine parts 1
Elf Guard commandeering gloves 1
Elf Guard eyedrops 1
Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) 1
Elf Guard fuel tank 1
Elf Guard honor present 1
Elf Guard hotpants 1
Elf Guard MPC 19
Elf Guard officer's sidearm 1
Elf Guard patrol cap 1
Elf Guard squirtgun 1
Elf Guard tinsel grenade 2
Elron's Explosive Etude 1
elven limbos gingerbread 3
elven cellocello 22
elven socks 1
elven suicide capsule 27
Elvish delight 4
emergency glowstick 2
enchanted leopard-print barbell 1
encoder ring 1
ennui-flavored potato chips 1
Ent cider 1
escargotsicle 4
evil googly eye 10
evil teddy bear 2
expensive camera 1
expensive cigar 2
exploding hacky-sack 7
explosion-flavored chewing gum 1
extremely confusing manual 2
Eye Agate 1
eye of the Tiger-lily 1
facehugging alien 1
facsimile dictionary 66
fairy gravy boat 7
fake cocktail 5
fake fake vomit 3
fake hand 1
Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium 1
fancy but probably evil chocolate 7
fancy calligraphy pen 7
fancy chocolate 7
fancy chocolate car 9
fancy dress ball 1
FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask 1
fat bottom quark 26
FDKOL hotcakes 2
felt 3
festive holiday hat 2
festive warbear bank 1
Feynman gate 2
fiberglass insulation 1
figurine of a charred seal 1
figurine of a cold seal 1
figurine of a shadowy seal 1
figurine of a sleek seal 1
figurine of a slippery seal 2
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 2
figurine of an ancient seal 1
filth-encrusted futon 3
filthy corduroys 1
fire 1
fire flower 4
fish sauce 5
fish stick 1
fish-liver oil 100
fishelada 4
fishy fish lasagna 1
fitness wristband 1
flaming glowsticks 1
flaming mushroom wine 1
flan del mar 1
flange 19
flaregun 22
flashing novelty button 3
flask of Amontillado 2
flask of egggrog 3
flask of mining oil 33
flask of tainted mining oil 22
flavored foot massage oil 20
flimsy clipboard 1
floaty gravel 1
floaty pebbles 2
floaty sand 37
fluorescent lightbulb 1
foam dart 100
foam noodle 9
folder (Seawolf) 1
foreign box 2
forest canopy bed 1
fossilized baboon skull 1
fossilized bat skull 1
fossilized serpent skull 2
fossilized spike 1
fossilized torso 1
Frat Army FGF 1
Freddie's blessing of Mercury 1
Freddy Kruegerand 68
freezerburned ice cube 1
freightcake 3
friendly cheez blob 4
frigid air mattress 5
frigid fudgepuck 10
Frogade 1
frost-rimed seal hide 1
frostbite-flavored Hob-O 14
Frosty's frosty mug 1
frozen banquet 3
frozen danish 2
frozen Mob Penguin 4
fruit basket 3
fruit bowl 2
fruitcake 50
fruitfilm 21
fruity girl swill 1
fry-oil-flavored Hob-O 14
Fudge Fiber Armor Plating 3
fudge lily 3
fudge pocket square 1
fudge-shaped hole in space-time 1
fudgecule 397
funky dried mushroom 11
furniture dolly 2
fuzzy dice 15
gaffer's tape 3
gamma nog 8
garish pinky ring 1
gas balloon 5
gas can 1
gauze hammock 2
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 1
gearbox necklace 1
ghost beer 1
ghost cucumber 27
ghost pickle on a stick 1
ghost protocol 2
ghost trap 2
giant clay ashtray 1
giant green gummi ingot 1
giant marshmallow 2
giant pearl 1
giant pinky ring 2
giant red gummi ingot 1
giant yellow gummi ingot 1
gift-a-pult 1
gilded ancient cursed chest 5
gin-soaked blotter paper 1
ginger beer 1
gingerbread bugbear 120
gingerbread gavel 1
gingerbread hoodie 1
gingerbread horror 8
gingerbread house 1
gingerbread mug 4
gingerbread mutant bugbear 4
gingerbread nylons 3
gingerbread restraining order 1
gingerbread robot 3
gingerbread smartphone 5
gingerbread wine 1
gingham blouse 1
ginormous pumpkin 5
glark cable 1
glass of raw eggs 1
glass of warm water 1
glass slipper 1
glob of salty molasses 3
gloomy mushroom wine 1
glowing El Vibrato drone 1
Gnollish toolbox 1
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 1
Go-Wassail 3
goat cheese pizza 52
goatskin umbrella 1
gold Boozehounds Anonymous token 5
golden plastic oyster egg 1
Goodfella contract 30
googly eye 19
gooified animal matter 45
gooified mineral matter 58
gooified vegetable matter 48
GOTO 1
government per-diem 1
government requisition form 17
gr8ps 27
grape troll doll 1
grass clippings 11
Grateful Undead T-shirt 3
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob 2
grease gun 1
great big capacitor 1
Great Wolf's headband 1
green and red bean 12
green beer 13
green drunki-bear 1
green glowstick 1
green gummi ingot 1
green peawee marble 5
green rock candy 1
green smoke bomb 3
green snowcone 1
green traffic cone 1
green-frosted astral cupcake 10
grilled mooseflank 1
grimy lab coat 1
grip key 2
grog 1
groupie bra 1
groupie lipstick 1
groupie spangles 1
grubby wool 1
grue egg 15
grungy bandana 2
guano coffee cup 22
gummi ammonite 1
gummi belemnite 1
gummi canary 5
gummi salamander 5
gummi snake 5
gummi trilobite 1
Gummi-DNA 12
Gummi-Gnauga 6
gun cleaning kit 1
guy made of bee pollen 9
Guzzlr cocktail set 1
gyroscope 3
hair of the calf 7
half-orchid 36
halibut 1
ham steak 1
hambrosier 3
hamethyst 20
hand-knitted diving booties 1
handful of confetti 95
handful of Crotchety Pine needles 2
handful of drink tickets 4
handful of Laughing Willow bark 3
handful of pine needles 14
handful of sand 136
handful of sawdust 103
handful of Smithereens 1
hardened slime pants 1
haunted battery 1
Haunted Sorority House staff guide 4
hawk 3
heart of dark chocolate 1
heart of the volcano 1
heat-resistant sheet metal 2
heavy hot sauce 1
heavy leather-bound tome 2
heavy metal sonata 1
Heimandatz's heart 2
herbal stuffing 19
herringcello 18
hibiscus petal 1
hideous egg 1
high-energy mining laser 2
high-resistance ultrapolymer plating 1
hobo fortress blueprints 2
hockey stick of furious angry rage 1
Hodgman's almanac 1
Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times 1
Hodgman's porkpie hat 1
Holiday Fun! 2
honey stick 2
honey-dew 4
honey-drenched ham slice 4
hot stuffing 5
hot wine 2
hotel minibar key 1
hothammer 1
How to Avoid Scams 1
How to Play Othello 2
huge mint leaf 3
huge pumpkin 3
humming El Vibrato drone 1
Hundred Headed IPA 3
Hunger™ Sauce 1
hunk of granite 4
hyperbolic plasma focuser 3
ice cream sandwich 1
ice skate doll 1
ice stein 8
ice-cold six-pack 38
igloo pie 2
imaginary lemon 1
imitation crab zoea 1
imitation whetstone 1
Imp Ale 100
impure gasoline 6
incredibly creepy marionette 1
industrially-crushed ice 1
inflatable duck 10
ingot of seal-iron 1
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 1
Inner Strength 1
Inner Truth 1
Inner Wisdom 1
Instant Karma 14
intact anemone spike 5
intriguing puzzle box 1
ion grid 1
ion-pulse modulation stabilizer 1
ivory cue ball 1
Jack-O-Lantern beer 1
jagged scrap metal 6
Jamaican coffee 2
jar of squeeze 4
jar of swamp gas 27
java cookie 2
jawbruiser 3
Jerks' Health™ Magazine 1
jerky coins 3
jet bennie marble 3
jewelry-making pliers 1
jigsaw blade 1
jingle bell 1
Jocko Homo's head 1
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet 7
joybuzzer 1
jumbo olive 3
Junk-Bond 2
kamicorpse-ee 1
kelp 1
ketchup hound 50
killer rag doll 1
killing feather 62
Kissin' Cousins 2
kite 1
Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card 1
Knob Goblin firecracker 29
Knob Goblin lunchbox 5
Knob Goblin stink bomb 7
Knob Kitchen grab-bag 1
Knoll mushroom 100
Krampus Horn 1
kumquat supersucker 12
L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate 1,012
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 2
Lapis Lazuli 1
Lars the Cyberian 2
laser-broiled pear 11
Lava Miner's Daughter 2
lavender candygram 1
lavender paisley oyster egg 12
lavender plastic oyster egg 9
lavender polka-dot oyster egg 8
lavender striped oyster egg 7
lawnmower blade 2
leaflet 29
leather bookmark 1
leathery bat skin 1
leathery cat skin 1
leathery rat skin 1
LED candle 1
leftovers 1
leg-mounted Trainbots 1
lemon 200
lemon meringue pie 1
lemonade marble 3
lesser grodulated violet 58
Let Me Be! 4
Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil 1
lewd playing card 10
libation of liveliness 6
library card 12
licorice garrote 5
licorice root 9
Lil' Snowball Factory 1
lime 176
lime supersucker 5
line 102
liquid SONAR 1
little paper umbrella 500
little red book 1
little round pebble 28
live lobster 1
live wire 1
liver and let pie 2
logging hatchet 2
logic synthesizer 1
lollipop stick 60
long pork chop sandwiches 1
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 2
lost elf luggage 8
lost key 3
lotion of coldness 1
lotion of hotness 2
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 91
love song of disturbing obsession 2
love song of naughty innuendo 1
love song of smoldering passion 3
lovecat tail 2
lump of black ichor 1
lump of Saccharine Maple sap 1
M-242 5
macaroni duck 5
macroplane grater 1
mad scientist's sock monkey 2
Mad Train wine 327
mafia aria 1
mafia filofax 1
magic lamp 1
magic whistle 1
magical ice cube with a fly in it 2
magical ice cubes 200
magical sausage 1
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 2
magnifying glass 1
magnolia blossom 1
mangled squirrel 1
map to the Cursed Village 1
marine aquamarine 1
Mariner's Friend cough drops 8
marionette 1
marshmallow 12
marshmallow flambé 1
mauve paisley oyster egg 10
mauve plastic oyster egg 9
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 16
mauve striped oyster egg 19
Maxing, Relaxing 4
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 13
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 4
meadeorite 1
meat engine 1
meatcar model 1
meatsmithing guide 1
megacopia 3
megatofu 29
melted Jell-o shot 4
melty plastic grenade 1
Mer-kin cheatsheet 1
Mer-kin cookiestove 11
Mer-kin digpick 1
Mer-kin pressureglobe 1
Mer-kin smartjuice 1
Mer-kin wordquiz 1
mermaid's purse 1
metal meteoroid 9
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 6
military candy cane 1
military-grade peppermint oil 17
mime army challenge coin 1
mime army infiltration glove 1
mime army insignia (infantry) 1
mime army insignia (morale) 1
mime army insignia (psychological warfare) 1
mime-proof sunglasses 1
miming boots 2
miming gloves 1
miniature boiler 3
miniature carton of clove cigarettes 1
minin' dynamite 1
Mint Yulep 3
mirrored aviator shades 1
misfit dolly 1
Mob Penguin cellular phone 7
moist Crimbo spices 5
moist sailor's cap 1
mojo filter 18
molten scrap metal 6
monkey wrench 3
mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine 3
mother's little helper 21
motivational poster 1
moxie magnet 1
Mr. Mediocrebar 112
muculent machete 1
muffled muffuletta 1
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mulled hobo wine 1
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murderbot component casing 1
mushroom fermenting solution 20
My First Paycheck envelope 1
mylar scout drone 1
mysterious chemical residue 1
mysterious present 4
mysterious silver lapel pin 1
mystery lollipop 3
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nanite-infested eggnog 8
nanite-infested fruitcake 7
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 5
Necbro wafers 1
Necrotelicomnicon 1
negative lump 1
neutron lollipop 6
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not-a-pipe 106
Now and Earlier 27
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nugget of nicksilver 1
nugget of ticksilver 1
nurse's hat 1
O'RLY manual 5
obnoxious riddle 2
obsidian dagger 1
octopus's spade 1
odd silver coin 1
odor extractor 3
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off-white plastic oyster egg 17
off-white polka-dot oyster egg 14
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oil lamp 1
old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie 1
oldcake 1
oozenog 3
opera mask 8
orange and black Crimboween candy 33
orange-frosted astral cupcake 10
orcish nailing lube 27
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orcish stud-finder 1
oriole-feather headdress 1
overpriced "imported" beer 1
oversized ice molecule 1
oversized pipe 1
oversized snowflake 1
Pack of Alice's Army Cards 6
pack of chewing gum 1
pack of KWE trading card 6
pack of pogs 1
packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet 1
packet of beer nuts 1
pail 1
pair of bolt cutters 3
Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster 2
panhandle panhandling hat 1
panty raider camouflage 1
paranormal ricotta 2
pat of butter 1
patch of extra-warm fur 2
patent antipsychotics 4
patent leather shoes 1
PB&J with the crusts cut off 1
peach lozenge 1
pear lozenge 1
pear supersucker 11
PEEZ dispenser 5
penguin focaccia bread 9
penguin thesaurus 1
Penultimate Fantasy chest 200
peppermint eel sauce 24
peppermint sprout 1
peppermint syrup 1
peppermint tack 1
peppermint tailings 51
peppermint twist 1
personalizable gingerbread cookie 3
personalized birthday cake 1
personalized coffee mug 196
petit fortran 3
petrified wood 13
pewter shavings 2
Pick-O-Matic lockpicks 1
pickled bread 1
picture of a dead guy's girlfriend 1
picture of you 1
pie man was not meant to eat 1
pile of Trainbot parts 78
pine tar 1
pineapple slab 2
ping-pong ball 2
pink plastic baby 2
pink-frosted astral cupcake 9
pipe wrench 2
pirate encryption key charlie 6
pirate fledges 2
pitchfork 1
pixel beer 1
pixellated candy heart 6
plain old beer 1
plastic Crimbo reindeer 2
plastic cup of beer 25
Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) 1
pocket theremin 1
pocketwatch on a chain 1
Poison Oak trading card 1
polo trophy 1
poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 2
pool cue 1
pool torpedo 1
porquoise 26
portable corkscrew 7
portable photocopier 7
portable ping-pong table 1
portable table 1
possessed top 4
potion of the captain's hammer 1
potted cactus 1
potted fern 1
poultrygeist 10
powdered donut 10
powdered powdered sugar 1
prank Crimbo card 1
pregnant gloomy black mushroom 1
prehistoric spear 2
Prelude of Precision 2
pretty bouquet 1
pretty flower 6
primitive candy cane 1
Princess Rutabaga trading card 1
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 1
Psycho From The Heat 2
Psychotic Train wine 1
puce paisley oyster egg 9
puce plastic oyster egg 15
puce polka-dot oyster egg 23
puce striped oyster egg 5
puff of smoke 2
Puffstone cigar 1
pulsing flesh 10
pumpkin 10
pumpkinhead mask 5
purple glowstick 4
purple-frosted astral cupcake 10
quantum taco 2
quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments 4
Racisto Ruidoso 3
radiation-resistant helmet 1
rag doll 3
raisin 4
rat appendix 75
rat carcass 1
rave whistle 1
raw cranberry sauce 1
raw green beans 1
raw potato 1
raw stuffing 1
raw sweet potato 1
razor-tipped yo-yo 5
really dense meat stack 15
Really Expensive Jewelry and You 1
recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity 5
recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad 1
recording of Elron's Explosive Etude 1
recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 1
recording of Prelude of Precision 1
recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto 1
recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 1
recursive spline reticulator 1
red and green rain stick 1
red and white claret 1
red balloon 1
red book 1
red box 1
red China marble 2
red drunki-bear 1
red gummi ingot 1
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Red Pill 1
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red plastic oyster egg 15
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Red Roger's reliquary 1
red striped oyster egg 8
red tulip 1
red white and blue claret 1
red-headed corpse 1
red-hot boilermaker 1
red-hot poker 1
reflection of a map 4
refurbished air fryer 1
reindeer hammer 1
reindeer sickle 1
replica Elf Guard medal 1
Retenez L'Herbe Paté 7
rib of the Bonerdagon 9
ribbon candy 15
rigid carapace 4
roasted marshmallow 115
robot grease 41
robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. 2
robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. 2
robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. 2
robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. 1
robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. 2
robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. 2
robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. 2
robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. 2
robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. 2
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rock 7
Rock and Roll Legend 1
Rock Pops 80
rockfish stomach 1
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roll of toilet paper 101
roller skate doll 1
rose 55
round green sunglasses 1
round purple sunglasses 1
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rubber WWJD? bracelet 2
rubber WWSPD? bracelet 2
rubber WWtNSD? bracelet 2
Rubee™ 1
ruby on canes 4
rum-soaked fruitcake 3
runny fermented egg 4
runny icing 12
runproof mascara 1
Russian Ice 1
rusty bonesaw 84
rusty chain necklace 3
rusty compass 1
rusty grave robbing shovel 2
rusty hedge trimmers 5
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rusty metal ring 1
rusty metal shaft 1
rusty old lantern 1
rusty porthole 1
rusty speargun 1
rxr shield 1
S.A.V.E. flyer 10
sack lunch 2
Safari Jack's moustache 2
safety vest 1
saffron antaravasaka 1
saffron uttarasanga 1
sake bomb 1
salamander slurry 1
salamander spleen 11
salt plum 12
salted mutton 1
salty dog 200
salty gumdrop 1
sandpaper 25
sandwich of the gods 5
sangria 4
sausage bomb 1
sawblade fragment 39
sawblade shield 7
Schrödinger's thermos 5
scissor duck 1
scrap of shadow 1
Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill 1
screwdriver 1
screwing pooch 1
scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil 1
scroll of drastic healing 100
scroll of pasta summoning 12
scrumptious reagent 700
sea leather 1
security automa-core 1
Senior Mints 15
sensitive poetry journal 2
Sensual Massage for Creeps 2
servo-assisted exo-pants 1
servomechanical torsion facilitator 1
shard of double-ice 20
sharpened hubcap 1
shimmering rainbow sand 1
shimmering tendrils 1
shiny butcherknife 15
shiny ring 16
shiny stones 1
shipwright's hammer 2
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short-handled mop 1
shrapnel jelly donut 1
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shrinking powder 1
shushed potatoes 1
signal fragment 5
silent M 1
silent nightlight 1
silent O 3
silent P 1
Sinful Desires 4
single-use dust mask 4
sinister altar fragment 2
six pack of Mountain Stream 240
six tiny wedges of goat cheese 15
six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola 1
skate blade 1
skeleton bone 85
skeleton key ring 1
skull with a fuse in it 1
skull-shaped Crimboween cookie 2
slab of sponge 3
slap and tickle with a fly in it 2
sleeping stocking 4
slide rule 1
slime convention flyers 2
slime convention pin 1
slime convention swag bag 2
slow jam collection 1
Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags 1
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slug of shochu 3
slug of vodka 2
small leather glove 2
smart skull 1
smellbook 1
smudged alchemical recipe 2
smut orc keepsake box 1
snake 5
snake shield 22
snarling wolf shield 22
sneaky wrapping paper 4
soggy elf shoes 1
soggy seed packet 1
soggy used band-aid 1
solid gold bowling ball 20
solid gold pegleg 6
Source terminal PRAM chip 1
soy cordial 1
Space Baby children's book 4
space blanket 4
space jam 1
space pirate treasure map 1
Spacegate Research 1
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spare battery 2
spare chocolate parts 1
spare neck bolts 1
sparking robo-battery 12
sparkler 7
spectral axe 1
spectre scepter 18
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SPF 451 lip balm 12
spices 75
Spirit Precipice 1
spiritual candy cane 3
spiritual eggnog 1
spiritual gingerbread 1
sponge cake 1
spooky bark 5
spooky bicycle chain 1
spooky cosmetics bag 8
spooky eggnog 10
spooky felt 7
spooky hockey mask 5
spooky length of string 17
spooky mushroom 400
spooky sap 10
spooky sound effects record 5
spooky stuffing 6
Spooky Surprise Egg 46
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spooky wooden block 3
spring 1
Spring Bros. ID badge 1
Spring Bros. solenoid 1
sprinkles 1,001
sprocket 41
square CRIMBCOOKIE 3
squashed frog 9
Squat-Thrust Magazine 10
squirming egg sac 20
St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket 3
Stabonic scroll 1
stained mattress 2
stale cheer wine 1
stale Cheer-E-Os 2
star 71
star chart 13
Steal This Candy 11
Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2) 1
Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1) 2
Steam Card: Meteoid (#2) 2
steamed oyster 1
steely marble 1
sterno-flavored Hob-O 12
stick 4
stick of "gum" 1
stick of dynamite 2
stick of firewood 12
stick-on-a-string 1
stomach turnover 1
stop shield 1
strange cube 2
strange shiny disc 7
straw hat 1
strawberry 100
strawberry pie 1
strawberry supersucker 5
stray chihuahua 6
string of blue beads 1
string of Crimbo lights 3
string of red beads 1
stringy sinew 12
stuffed alien blob 2
stuffed angry cow 18
stuffed astral badger 15
stuffed baby gravy fairy 11
stuffed Baron von Ratsworth 7
stuffed carpenter 1
stuffed Cheshire bitten 11
stuffed cocoabo 9
stuffed crazy bastard sword 1
stuffed doppelshifter 5
stuffed flaming gravy fairy 9
stuffed frozen gravy fairy 12
stuffed gray blob 1
stuffed hand turkey 9
stuffed Hodgman 1
stuffed key 6
stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech 12
stuffed Meat 5
stuffed mind flayer 9
stuffed mink 2
stuffed monocle 6
stuffed ninja snowman 4
stuffed red and green pepper (stale) 3
stuffed scary death orb 11
stuffed shoulder parrot 16
stuffed sleazy gravy fairy 6
stuffed snowy owl 9
stuffed spooky gravy fairy 8
stuffed spooky mushroom 3
stuffed stinky gravy fairy 9
stuffed teddy butler 7
stuffed tin of caviar 4
stuffed treasure chest 9
stuffed undead elbow macaroni 10
stuffing 15
stunt nuts 1
sturdy Crimbo crate 2
sub-molecular interocitor 3
sucker bucket 2
sucker hakama 1
sucker kabuto 1
sucker scaffold 3
sucker tachi 1
Sugar Cog 12
sugar-coated pine cone 31
sugarplum ration 3
Summer Nights 3
sundae ration 1
sunken chest 38
super-spiky hair gel 100
super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) 12
superduperheated metal 1
superheated fudge 5
superheated metal 1
supportive bra 62
surgical tape 1
swamp haunch 1
Swedish coffee 3
sword behind inappropriate prepositions 2
synthetic dog hair pill 5
synthetic stuffing 1
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier 1
tainted icing 2
Tales from the Fireside 1
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker 4
Tales of Spelunking 3
tangle of rat tails 3
tapped black lotus 1
tattered paper crown 2
tattered scrap of paper 3
teddy bear 1
teddy bear sewing kit 1
teeny-tiny magic scroll 5
temperance whiskey 4
Temps Tempranillo 1
tenderizing hammer 14
terrible poem 23
Texas tea 1
The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones 2
The Big Book of Communism 1
The Big Book of Pirate Insults 13
The Firegate Tapes 3
The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide 1
The Grand Poo-Bah trading card 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 1
The Joy of Wassailing 2
The Landscaper's leafblower 1
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 1
The Spirit of Crimbo 1
The Spirit of Giving 1
theoretical string 4
thermos full of Knob coffee 2
thin black candle 25
third-hand lantern 1
thistle wine 14
three-tiered wedding cake 1
throbbing organ pie 1
throwing wrench 7
TI-9000 calculator 1
Tiki lighter 1
time sleigh 1
time's arrow 1
tin magnolia 45
tin of submardines 1
tin star 1
tiny balloon knife 1
tiny bottle of absinthe 244
tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer 1
tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer 1
tiny die-cast factory worker elf 1
tiny die-cast Father Crimborg 1
tiny die-cast killing bird 1
tiny fly glasses 5
tiny plastic 11 Dealer 1
tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf 4
tiny plastic abominable fudgeman 1
tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo 1
tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart 1
tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll 1
tiny plastic angry bugbear 5
tiny plastic angry goat 1
tiny plastic angry vikings 1
tiny plastic anime smiley 5
tiny plastic animelf 1
tiny plastic apathetic lizardman 2
tiny plastic astronomer 3
tiny plastic Axe Wound 3
tiny plastic baby gravy fairy 2
tiny plastic bad vibe 1
tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth 2
tiny plastic barrrnacle 1
tiny plastic beanbat 3
tiny plastic Beelzebozo 3
tiny plastic Best Game Ever 1
tiny plastic Big Candy 1
tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar 3
tiny plastic Black Knight 1
tiny plastic black ops bugbear 1
tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball 1
tiny plastic blooper 5
tiny plastic Bonerdagon 5
tiny plastic Boss Bat 3
tiny plastic brainsweeper 4
tiny plastic briefcase bat 1
tiny plastic Bugbear Captain 1
tiny plastic caboose 1
tiny plastic Café Elf 1
tiny plastic Captain Kerkard 1
tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ 1
tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite 1
tiny plastic coal car 1
tiny plastic cocoabo 1
tiny plastic colollilossus 1
tiny plastic conservationist hippy 3
tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ 1
tiny plastic Crimbo caroler 1
tiny plastic Crimbo Casino 1
tiny plastic Crimbo cheer 1
tiny plastic Crimbo elf 3
tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer 2
tiny plastic Crimbo wreath 1
tiny plastic Crimbomega 1
tiny plastic Crimbomination 1
tiny plastic Crimborgatron 1
tiny plastic Crimbot 1
tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram 1
tiny plastic cubist bull 4
tiny plastic demoninja 5
tiny plastic dining car 1
tiny plastic disco bandit 1
tiny plastic Dolph Bossin 1
tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" 1
tiny plastic Don Crimbo 1
tiny plastic drunk goat 6
tiny plastic Duke Starkiller 1
tiny plastic exo-suited miner 1
tiny plastic fat stack of cash 1
tiny plastic fax machine 1
tiny plastic Felonia 3
tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus 2
tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker 2
tiny plastic fluffy bunny 5
tiny plastic four-shadowed mime 1
tiny plastic fruit golem 4
tiny plastic Fudge Wizard 1
tiny plastic fuzzy dice 1
tiny plastic G Imp 1
tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej 1
tiny plastic Gary Claybender 1
tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick 1
tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers 3
tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire 1
tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser 2
tiny plastic GORM-8 1
tiny plastic goth giant 4
tiny plastic grue 1
tiny plastic handsome mariachi 2
tiny plastic Hellion 1
tiny plastic hobo elf 1
tiny plastic howling balloon monkey 1
tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear 1
tiny plastic Iiti Kitty 2
tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker 2
tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. 1
tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter 3
tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl 2
tiny plastic Knob Goblin King 2
tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist 5
tiny plastic Knott Yeti 2
tiny plastic Knows About Chakras 1
tiny plastic Krampus 1
tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box 2
tiny plastic leprechaun 1
tiny plastic levitating potato 2
tiny plastic lobsterfrogman 1
tiny plastic locomotive 1
tiny plastic MechaElf 1
tiny plastic Mer-kin baker 1
tiny plastic mime executive 1
tiny plastic mime functionary 1
tiny plastic mime scientist 1
tiny plastic mime soldier 1
tiny plastic Mirth 1
tiny plastic Mob Penguin 1
tiny plastic mosquito 1
tiny plastic Mr. Mination 1
tiny plastic multi-level marketer 1
tiny plastic mutant elf 1
tiny plastic ninja snowman 2
tiny plastic Norville Rogers 1
tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy 2
tiny plastic orphan 1
tiny plastic passenger car 1
tiny plastic pastamancer 1
tiny plastic Penny 1
tiny plastic Protagonist 5
tiny plastic reindeer 1
tiny plastic Rudolph the Red 1
tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime 1
tiny plastic scary clown 1
tiny plastic Scream Queen 1
tiny plastic sea elf 1
tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit 1
tiny plastic senile lihc 1
tiny plastic skeletal reindeer 1
tiny plastic smarmy pirate 1
tiny plastic Spam Witch 4
tiny plastic spiny skelelton 2
tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton 1
tiny plastic spooky vampire 1
tiny plastic Spunky Princess 2
tiny plastic star starfish 2
tiny plastic stocking mimic 1
tiny plastic strand of DNA 1
tiny plastic sweet nutcracker 1
tiny plastic taco cat 1
tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf 1
tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf 1
tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski 1
tiny plastic the Free Man 1
tiny plastic The Man 4
tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare 1
tiny plastic topiary golem 1
tiny plastic Toybot 1
tiny plastic trollipop 1
tiny plastic Trouser Snake 4
tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo 1
tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku 1
tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni 2
tiny plastic warbear 1
tiny plastic warbear fortress 1
tiny plastic whitesnake 3
tiny plastic wild beaver 1
tiny plastic XXX pr0n 3
tiny plastic Your Brain 1
tiny plastic yuleviathan 1
tiny plastic zmobie 4
toast 4,498
toe jam 1
tofurkey gravy 25
tofurkey leg 22
tomb ratchet 19
tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
toothbrush 23
topiary skunk 1
torn hellseal sinew 63
tortoise's blessing 1
towel 49
toy crazy train 4
toy hoverpad 1
toy jet pack 4
toy mercenary 3
toy ray gun 3
toy soldier 1
toy space helmet 5
toy train 1
toy wheel 6
Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans 1
traditional Crimbo cookie 5
train whistle 1
Trainbot circuitry 2
Trainbot linkages 2
Trainbot optics 2
Trainbot plating 2
Trainbot servomotors 2
Trainbot tubing 2
transdermal smoke patch 1
transparent nog 2
Travels with Jerry 4
tree skirt 1
tree-eating kite 17
tree-shaped Crimbo cookie 2
triangular CRIMBCOOKIE 4
trilobite candy mold 1
trilobite fossil 2
tropical Crimbo pressie 1
tropical orchid 3
Trout Fishing in Loathing 1
tulip 1
tuning fork 1
turtle wax 3
twinkly wad 1,180
twisted piece of wire 1
twitching claw 7
Uncle Crimbo's Rations 2
Uncle Crimbo's Sack 1
Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide 1
Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix 64
Uncle Romulus 1
unfinished fruitcake 1
unfortunate dumplings 7
Unionize The Elves sign 1
universal biscuit 1
unstable DNA 127
unstable laser battery 47
unstable quark 2
untamable turtle 1
unused soap 1
unused walkie-talkie 1
upsy daisy 61
useless powder 873
Valentine 8
valuable trinket 344
vampire duck-on-a-string 1
van key 1
vanilla-frosted king cake 1
vertebra of the Bonerdagon 4
very large caltrop 1
very overdue library book 10
vinegar 9
vinegar-soaked lemon slice 100
vitachoconutriment capsule 12
volcanic ash 2
VYKEA bracket 2
VYKEA dowel 52
VYKEA instructions 2
VYKEA plank 52
VYKEA rail 52
VYKEA woadpaint 50
wad of cotton 9
wad of dough 150
wad of slimy rags 25
wand of fudge control 1
war tongs 1
warbear battery 7
warbear blizzard mead 1
warbear hoverbelt 1
warbear hoverbelt piecepart 5
warbear jackhammer drill press 1
warbear laser beacon 1
warbear whosit 39
water pipe bomb 105
water-polo cap 1
waterlogged cloth 1
waterlogged crate 4
waterlogged leather 1
waterlogged metal 1
waterlogged wood 1
Whatsian Ionic Pliers 1
wheel 2
whisker pencil 10
white Canadian 1
white chocolate chips 300
white lightning 200
white page 1
white picket fence 5
white tulip 1
white Xanadian 8
whoopie cushion 1
wind-up ensign 1
wind-up meatcar 2
wind-up navigation droid 1
wind-up owl 1
wind-up vampire teeth 1
wind-up Whatsian robot 1
wine-soaked bone chips 1
Wint-O-Fresh mint 14
witch hat 2
witch's bread 1
wolfman mask 5
Wolfman Nardz 7
wooden axe 11
wooden stakes 2
Workytime Tea 4
world's smallest violin 2
woven baling wire bracelets 2
wreath of laurels 1
wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie 2
Wrecked Generator 5
wrench bracelet 2
wriggling tentacle 1
wriggling worm 3
wumpus hair 1
x-ray mirror 1
Xiblaxian circuitry 1
Yakisoba's hat 1
Ye Olde Medieval Insult 1
yellow candy heart 2
yellow candygram 1
yellow drunki-bear 1
yellow gummi ingot 1
yellow matter custard 1
Yellow Moon of Compassion 1
yellow paisley oyster egg 8
yellow plastic oyster egg 18
yellow polka-dot oyster egg 10
yellow striped oyster egg 3
yo-yo 8
Young Man's Crew Sequester 1
yule gruel 2
Yuleviathan necklace 1
Yummy Tummy bean 100
Zombo's shield 1
Zu Mannkäse Dienen 1