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Display Case for hiimchels (#619963)
This player is ranked #762 for Most Total Items with a total of 200,071 items.
This player is ranked #392 for Most Unique Items with a total of 2,269 items.

This player is a member of the clan Cool Guy Crew.

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hiimchels (#619963)
This player has 2,269 unique items and 200,071 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"caramel" orange 6
"DRINK ME" potion 424
"Humorous" T-shirt 9
1,970 carat gold 1
20-lb can of rice and beans 4
37x37x37 puzzle cube 1
5-hour acrimony 5
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 5
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 2
A muse-bouche 43
abominable snowcone 2
abstraction: joy 1
abstraction: motion 4
abstraction: thought 3
Abuela Crimbo's special magnet 1
actual reality goggles 1
adhesive tape dolly 1
adorable seal larva 2
Affirmation Cookie 1
Afternoon Delight 1
Agent Corrigan's cigarette 28
Aggressive Carrot 10
agua de vida 2
Aldebaran sardines 1
alien drugs 4
alien force field disruptor bean 1
alien hologram projector 40
alien protein powder 2
alien source code printout 1
alien source code printout (used) 1
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig 1
almost-dead walkie-talkie 1
Ambitious Turkey 59
ammonite candy mold 1
ammonite fossil 1
Amulet of Yendor 55
ancient Elf dessert spoon 1
ancient medicinal herbs 5
ancient turtle shell helmet 1
ancient turtle shell powder 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 7
angst burger 1
animal part cracker 3
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 2
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary pewter cape 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
anticheese 49
antimatter wad 15
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 119
antique bottle opener 5
antique painting of a landscape 4
antique pair of blue jeans 1
antique record album 16
antique souvenir drawing 2
Argarggagarg's fang 3
armored prawn 23
asbestos thermos 6
ASCII fu manchu 40
Asleep in the Cemetery 2
aspirin 1
assassin's cheese knife 35
asteroid belt 1
astral mushroom 1,147
astronaut ice-cream 10
astronaut pants 1
augmented-reality shades 1
Aura Libre 1
automatic wine thief 1
autumn breeze 481
autumn dollar 1,367
autumn leaf 422
autumn years wisdom 483
autumn-spice donut 1,285
AutumnFest ale 466
awful poetry journal 4
baby rigging snake 4
BACON 25,210
badass belt 22
bag of airline peanuts 72
bag of bones 10
bag of GORF 346
bag of GORP 510
bag of QWOP 238
bag of random words 36
bag of sausage links 1
baggie of regular-sized tardigrades 30
Baja sopapilla 5
baked stuffing 3
ball 54
ball-in-a-cup 1
baloney rotgut 40
banana 1
banana cream pie 2
banana daiquiri 3
banana peel 6
banana supersucker 1
bananagate 1
bananarama bangle 1
Bangyomaman battle juice 43
bark rootbeer 1
barnacle-encrusted sweater 1
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 20
barrel cracker 8
Barulio's bottle 1
basaltamander tongue 14
Bash-Ōs boxtop 2
Bastille Battalion cheese wheel 9
Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher 1
Bastille Battalion tattoo kit 1
bat wing 12
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 2
batarang 45
battered Crimbo Crate 14
Beach Buck 14
bear claw 3
beefy pill 13
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 2
begpwnia 1
beholed bedsheet 1
bejeweled cufflinks 15
belemnite candy mold 1
belemnite fossil 1
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 2
Belt of Howling Anger 1
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 2
berries of suffering 3
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 1
BGE pocket calendar 1
BGE temporary tattoo 1
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 2
big glob of skin 1
Big Punk 28
bindlestocking 1
bite-me-red lipstick 2
BitterSweetTarts 249
BittyCar HotCar 1
BittyCar SoulCar 1
black and white cracker 5
black candy heart 87
black mana 1
black snowcone 18
blank diary 1
blank fudge mold 1
blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail 1
blind-packed capsule toy 171
Blizzards I Have Died In 2
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 7
blood and blood 1
blood flower 1
blue grass 42
blue mana 24
blue oyster badge 48
blue potion 10
blue raspberry troll doll 1
blue ribbon 1
blue snowcone 257
blue traffic cone 1
blue tulip 11
blue-frosted astral cupcake 21
bobble-hip hula elf doll 1
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
boilermaker 1
boiling broth 1
boiling hot cocoa 140
bolder boulder 46
Boletus Broletus mushroom 9
bone chips 25
Bonerdagon necklace 1
booby trap 25
book of facts (dog-eared) 1
Booke of Vampyric Knowledge 6
BOOterfinger 20
Boots of Twilight Whispers 1
boozebomb 1
borg sock monkey 1
borrowed time 1
Boss Bat britches 4
bottle of Blank-Out 5
bottle of bubbles 1
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 16
bottle of Crimbognac 1
bottle of Definit 32
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 198
bottle of fire 11
bottle of goofballs 7
bottle of Greedy Dog 1
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 30
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 88
bottle of lighter fluid 1
bottle of novelty hot sauce 1
bottle of Old Pugilist 1
bottle of Rapier Witbier 2
bottle of realpagne 1
bottle of Red-Out 42
bottle of sea wine 3
bottle of wine 2
boulder 17
Boulevardier cocktail 5
bowl full of jelly 2
bowl of eyeballs 2
bowl of Jeal-O 190
bowl of maggots 1
bowl of marinade 1
bowl of mernudo 1
bowl of mummy guts 2
bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ 2
box of hammers 1
box of sunshine 29
boxed champagne 29
Brain Food Pastaco 1
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 1
brass gear 404
bread line 1
bread man 5
bread pie 11
bread roll 1
breakfast mess 308
breakfast miracle 5
breath mint 332
brick 150
BRICKO brick 63
BRICKO elephant 1
BRICKO stud 37
brine 3
broken BRICKO brick 2
bronze polish 38
BROS Energy Drink 105
brown felt tophat 43
brown pirate pants 1
browser cookie 5
Bruno's blessing of Mars 34
buñuelos Jaliscos 7
BUBBLE GUM 45
bubble-wrap simulator 5
bubblin' chemistry solution 29
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of fish juice 41
bucket of honey 27
buckyball 5
buffed alien drugs 1
bug juice 12
bugbear purification pill 425
Bulky Buddy Box 2
bunch of bananas 1
bunch of sea grapes 4
bungle in the jungle 5
Burt's blessing of Bacchus 43
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 2
cabooze 5
camouflage T-shirt 1
Camp Scout pup tent 446
can of Brütalbräu 1
can of CRIMBCOLA 4
can of depilatory cream 1
can of drain cleaner 41
can of Drooling Monk 1
can of fake snow 1
can of Impetuous Scofflaw 1
can of mixed everything 1
can of sardines 177
can-can-in-a-can 1
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 58
Candicaine 1
candied bolts 6
candied lime 10
candied nuts 5
candied sweet potatoes 6
candied yams 67
candy cane 232
candy carrot cake 1
candy cigarette 45
candy dress shoes 173
candy harmonica 6
candy kneecapping stick 2
candy knuckles 2
candy mountain oyster 1
candy necktie 51
candy stake 3
cannonbomb 15
canteen of eggnog 15
captured boozles 36
carnivorous potted plant 1
Carol of the Bulls 1
Carol of the Hells 1
Carol of the Thrills 1
carrot cake 3
carrot cake precipice bar 3
carrot claret 1
carrot juice 4
carrot nose 1
carton of gaspers 30
cartoon harpoon 88
cartoon heart 30
cashew 128
catfish whiskers 38
Caveman Dan's favorite rock 1
celestial carrot juice 2
celestial squid ink 10
Celsius 233 2
cement sandals 1
censored can label 32
centurion helmet 1
charisma potion 33
Charity's choker 33
Charleston Choo-Choo 2
cheap clip-on ninja tie 38
cheap elven gloves 2
cheap plastic bottle opener 9
cheer extractor 60
cheer-o-gram 26
Cheer-Up soda 45
cheerful antler hat 1
cheerful Crimbo sweater 1
cheerful pajama pants 1
cheezburger 1
chest of "pirate gold" 2
ChibiBuddy™ (off) 1
chiffon chaps 1
chiffon chevrons 1
child-sized dracula cloak 27
chitin powder 17
chitin powder paste 15
chloroform rag 9
choco-Crimbot 1
chocomotive 9
chocotini 2
Chorale of Companionship 1
Chroner 4,964
chunk of depleted Grimacite 26
Cinco Mayo Lager 1
cinnamon machine oil 6,819
cinnamon troll doll 1
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 4
clear Russian 17
Cloaca Cola Polar 738
cloning kit 10
clown hammer 54
club necklace 8
club of the five seasons 2
clumsiness bark 23
coal contact lenses 26
cocktail mushroom 1
cocoa of youth 4
coconut shell 598
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 1
Cold Fang 2
cold mashed potatoes 215
collection of tiny spooky objects 1
colored-light "necklace" 1
colorful plastic ball 1
colossal free-range mushroom 4
Comet Pop 242
communal gobstopper 1
Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) 1
compressed air canister 46
concentrated fish broth 1
confiscated cell phone 1
conjured ice cream 32
Cookbook of the Damned 1
cookbookbat book 1
cookie cookie 1
cool cat claw 1
cool hot cocoa 128
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 2
cornucopia 1
Corpse Island iced tea 13
corpse on the beach 17
corpsebite 1
corpsedriver 15
corpsetini 20
corrupted marrow 33
cosmetic football 54
costume rental shop 43
cotton candy bale 238
cotton candy cone 233
cotton candy pillow 235
cotton candy pinch 240
cotton candy plug 253
cotton candy skoshe 250
cotton candy smidgen 238
cow poker 3
Cracklin' Oat Bran 26
cranberry cylinder 6
cranberry margarita (brackish) 2
crappy brain 136
crayon shavings 2
creepy nursery rhyme 36
crident 42
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) 1
CRIMBCO lanyard 1
CRIMBCOIDS mints 4
CRIMBCOLOAF 7
Crimbo candied pecan 358
Crimbo candle 3
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 14
Crimbo Carol tattoo kit 1
Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit 1
Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit 1
Crimbo crystal shards 75
Crimbo dinner 104
Crimbo Factory surprise box 2
Crimbo food scraps 372
Crimbo fudge 441
Crimbo peppermint bark 543
Crimbo salad 1
Crimbo tattoo kit 1
Crimbo train emergency brake 721
Crimbo ukulele 1
Crimbo wreath 2
Crimbojito 2
Crimbomega drive chain 1
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbosmopolitan 108
Crimbot battery 1
Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision 2
Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping 5
Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency 2
Crimbough 1
Crimbow Rainbo 1
Crimboween memo 2
Crimboysters Rockefeller 2
Crimbuccaneer bombjacket 1
Crimbuccaneer breeches 1
Crimbuccaneer captain's purse 7
Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) 3
Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) 1
Crimbuccaneer flotsam 34
Crimbuccaneer invasion map 1
Crimbuccaneer lantern 1
Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail 94
Crimbuccaneer nose ring 1
Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 294
Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack 7
Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso 93
Crimbuccaneer runebone 1
Crimbuccaneer shirt 2
Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss 1
Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate 11
Crimbuccaneer tavern swab 3
Crimbuccaneer tricorn 1
Crimbuccaneer war standard 1
Crimbuccaneer whale oil 5
Crown of the Goblin King 21
crystal Crimbo goblet 200
crystal Crimbo platter 200
crystal skeleton vodka 1
crystalline cheer 3
CSA all-purpose soap 266
CSA bravery badge 275
CSA cheerfulness ration 274
CSA discount card 3
CSA fire-starting kit 206
CSA obedience grenade 336
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 274
cube of ectoplasm 39
cubic zirconia 3
cuppa Cruel tea 1
cuppa Insani tea 1
cuppa Sobrie tea 3
cuppa Toast tea 3
cuppa Twen tea 1
cuppa Voraci tea 2
cursed bottle of black-label rum 1
cute meteoroid 1
cyan seashell 1
cyborg doll 1
cymbal syrup 80
D roll 30
d10 12
d12 11
d20 149
d4 1
Dad's brandy 4
Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually 1
Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting 1
Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master 1
Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested 1
Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart 2
Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose 1
Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week 2
daily dungeon malware 27
damp bar rag 54
dangerous jerkcicle 12
deactivated mini-Trainbot 10
Deactivated MiniMechaElf 1
deadfall branch 1
decent brain 154
deck of tropical cards 1
Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe 2
defective skull 65
delicious salad 11
deluxe fax machine 1
demonic surgical gloves 33
denim jacket 18
Dennis's blessing of Minerva 42
dented spoon 222
depleted Crimbonium football helmet 1
depleted Grimacite grappling hook 1
depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt 1
designer handbag 4
devil-summoning hat 32
deviled egg 97
devilish folio 2
dew yoana salacious lei 1
diamond necklace 10
digital key lime 1
dill 40
diluted makeup 39
dinner roll 212
Dinsey Maintenance Manual 2
dirt julep 3
disassembled clover 58
Disco 'Fro Pick 1
disco biscuit 2
disco horoscope (Cancer) 2
Dish of Clarified Butter 7
disposable lighter 37
distention pill 3
divine blowout 3
divine can of silly string 8
divine champagne flute 18
divine champagne popper 1
divine cracker 5
divine noisemaker 4
Doc Clock's thyme cocktail 2
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 1
Doc's Miracle Cure 3
Doc's Special Reserve Wine 1
dog ointment 34
doll house 4
dollhive 3
dorky glasses 20
dragon snaps 83
dregs of a Crimbo cocktail 1,105
droll monocle 5
drop of water-37 49
Drowsy Sword 17
drum of pomade 1
dry cleaning receipt 106
dry noodles 1,753
duck-on-a-string 4
duct tape 10
dueling turtle 1
DUFRESNE Suds 52
Dump Truck 1
dungeoneering kit 8
dusty Crimbo crate 10
dwarvish war kilt 1
Dweebisol™ inhaler 33
ear candle 1
ear poison 183
easter egg balloon 15
eaves droppers 6
ectoplasm au jus 55
eerily silent box 1
eggnog 9
eggwater 5
El Vibrato restraints 1
Elder Turtle Shell 3
eldritch effluvium 243
Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror 1
eldritch oil 30
eldritch tincture 1
electric pants 3
Electric Punch 1
electrical thingamabob 5
electronic dulcimer pants 1
electronics kit 31
elemental caipiroska 111
elemental sugarcube 4
Elf Army machine parts 2
Elf Guard broom 1
Elf Guard clipboard 3
Elf Guard commandeering gloves 4
Elf Guard eyedrops 55
Elf Guard fuel tank 2
Elf Guard hangover cure 1
Elf Guard honor present 41
Elf Guard hotpants 1
Elf Guard insignia (general) 6
Elf Guard insignia (private) 1
Elf Guard mouthknife 5
Elf Guard MPC 319
Elf Guard officer's sidearm 5
Elf Guard patrol cap 1
Elf Guard payroll bag 72
Elf Guard red and white beret 2
Elf Guard safety bear 2
Elf Guard SCUBA tank 1
Elf Guard squirtgun 2
Elf Guard strategic map 1
Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo 14
Elf Guard tinsel grenade 110
Elf Guard war standard 1
Ellsbury's journal (used) 1
Elmley shades 1
Elron's Explosive Etude 1
elven limbos gingerbread 3
elven cellocello 36
elven magi-pack 1
elven medi-pack 1
elven moonshine 2
elven socks 1
elven suicide capsule 36
elven tambourine 1
Elvish underarmor 1
empty agua de vida bottle 232
empty lava bottle 1
enchanted leopard-print barbell 2
encoder ring 57
ennui-flavored potato chips 15
ert grey goo ring 28
escargotsicle 1
evil golden arches 1
evil noodles 1
evil teddy bear 146
exclusive club 1
executive mime flask 14
expired MRE 1
explosion-flavored chewing gum 341
extra-hard jawbreaker 24
extra-see-thru nightie 1
extremely skinny jeans 1
Extrovermectin™ 86
Eye and a Twist 2
Fabiotion 2
facsimile dictionary 14
fake cocktail 1
fake fake vomit 68
fake hand 32
fancy black tie 1
fancy blue potion 49
fancy but probably evil chocolate 4
fancy calligraphy pen 2
fancy canapés 7
fancy chocolate 3
fancy chocolate car 7
fancy dress ball 175
fancy opera glasses 4
fancy party pants 1
fancy tin beer can 6
fancy tophat 1
fancy tuxedo pants 1
Fantasma en la Máquina 7
FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask 5
fat bottom quark 9
FDKOL commendation 16,514
FDKOL hotcakes 8
felt 1
festive holiday hat 1
fetid feather 88
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy 1
fiery wing 26
filthy armor 41
filthy monkey head 32
finger exerciser 187
fire 32
fire-roasted lake trout 7
fireball 26
firemilk 3
fishelada 11
fishy paste 2
fitness wristband 1
Flag by the Foot™ 1
flaming feather 79
flaming mushroom wine 1
flaming sword 2
flan del mar 8
flapper floppers 1
flashing novelty button 1
flashy pirate dreadlocks 44
flask of egggrog 10
flat cider 1
fleshy putty 2
flirtatious feather 103
floaty inverse geode 1
floaty sand 39
flour cookie 6
fluid of fudge-finding 1
fluorescent lightbulb 2
forbidden sausage 3
fortifying hot cocoa 134
Freddie's blessing of Mercury 44
free boots 1
freightcake 6
Friendliness Beverage 71
frightful feather 118
frigid fudgepuck 1
Frigid Northern Beans 1
frostbite-flavored Hob-O 28
Frown Exerciser 1
frozen feather 55
frozen tofu pop 1
fruit bowl 1
fruit-stuffed rumcake 10
fruitcake 6
fruity pebble 7
fudge bunny 3
fudge cube 1
Fudge Fiber Armor Plating 1
fudge lily 1
fudge pocket square 1
fudge spork 1
fudgecule 121
fudgesicle 1
full lava bottle 1
funky eyepatch 35
funky junk key 1
future drug: Coolscaline 44
future drug: Muscularactum 44
future drug: Smartinex 48
fuzzy dice 4
fuzzy earmuffs 6
Galapagosian Cuisses 2
gallon of milk 23
gamer slurry 35
garbage juice slurpee 3,080
garish pinky ring 12
Garter of the Turtle Poacher 2
gas can 33
Gauntlets of the Blood Moon 1
gazely stare 41
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 1
Gene Tonic: Elf 1
genie's bracers 1
genie's pants 1
genie's scimitar 2
genie's turbane 1
ghost beer 11
ghost bit 6
ghost cucumber 122
Ghost Dog Chow 6
ghost of a necklace 23
ghost pickle on a stick 1
Ghost Pinching Quarterly 2
ghostly dagger 2
ghostly ectoplasm 33
giant designer sunglasses 12
giant glass of brandy 8
giant needle 334
giant pinky ring 1
giant safety pin 134
gilded trumpet 1
Gin Mint 3
gin-soaked blotter paper 5
gingerbread bugbear 5
gingerbread dog treat 1
gingerbread horror 5
gingerbread house 2
gingerbread mask 4
gingerbread mutant bugbear 4
gingerbread nylons 10
gingerbread pirate 10
gingerbread restraining order 32
gingerbread robot 4
gingerbread trousers 1
gingerbread waistcoat 1
gingerbread wine 2
ginormous pumpkin 14
glacial clock 1
Glass Balls of the Goblin King 1
glass casserole dish 1
glass of baboon milk 1
glass of herbal tequila 2
glob of undifferentiated tissue 34
glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub 1
glow-in-the-dark wristwatch 1
glowing New Age crystal 1
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 2
Go-Wassail 3
goblin water 36
gold crown 26
gold star 372
gold wedding ring 3
golden fleece 2
golden gum 13
golden gun 2
golden plastic oyster egg 20
golden ring 40
golden twig 1
good ash 42
good brain 508
gooey lava globs 19
googly eye 2
gourmet gourami oil 43
government cheese 2
government requisition form 12
government-issue identification badge 37
government-issued night-vision goggles 1
grain of sand 40
grape troll doll 1
Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) 1
Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) 1
Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled) 1
Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) 1
gray bow tie 1
gray seashell 2
grease trap 37
great old fashioned 1
Greaves of the Murk Lord 1
Greek fire 74
green bean casserole 8
green candy heart 3,762
Green Clover of Justice 1
green glowstick 11
green gummi ingot 255
green lava globs 2
green mana 5
green rock candy 3
green rocket 11
green seashell 1
green slime glob 9
green snowcone 327
green-frosted astral cupcake 1
green-iced sweet roll 3
grey cube 39
grilled cheese sandwich 1
grimstone mask 1
grimy lab coat 38
grinning turtle 1
grog nuts 135
groveling gravel 1
grue egg 41
guffin 1
guilty sprout 308
gummi ammonite 1
gummi belemnite 1
gummi bowtie 1
gummi canary 258
gummi salamander 171
gummi snake 226
gummi trilobite 1
gumshoes 1
gun cleaning kit 29
gun parts 2
gunwale 1
gunwale whalegun 1
guy made of bee pollen 4
gym membership card 92
Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom 16
gyroscope 1
hacked gibson 2
haemolymphnode 13
hair of the calf 1
hair oil 26
half-digested coal 4
half-empty carton of milk 1
hamburger 14
hamlet sandwich 173
hand of cards 35
hand-crafted candy cane 1
handful of confetti 39
handful of Crotchety Pine needles 2
handful of fire 42
handful of Laughing Willow bark 1
handmade hobby horse 1
Handsome Devil 1
handyman "hand soap" 33
hard rock 10
hardboiled egg 3
hardening cream 1
haunted eggnog 4
haunted gimlet 4
haunted martini 1
haunted pizza 1
hawk 49
hawkface potion 41
heart necklace 10
heart of the volcano 3
heart-shaped candy whetstone 3
heat-resistant gloves 6
heat-resistant necktie 2
heat-resistant sheet metal 6
heather graham cracker 2
Helm of the Scream Emperor 1
Helvella Haemophilia mushroom 6
hemp candy necklace 4
herbal stuffing 73
herringcello 19
hibiscus petal 12
hideous egg 1
high-calorie sugar substitute 205
high-temperature mining mask 2
History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX 1
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians 1
Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin 1
Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top 1
holistic headache remedy 76
home robotics kit 6
honey-drenched ham slice 246
hot ashes 16
hot cocoa au beurre 80
hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows 73
hot egg 2
hot mint schnocolate 3
hot watered rum 11
hot wine 10
hotel minibar key 1
huge Crimbo cookie 1
huge mint leaf 7
huge pumpkin 5
human musk 1
humble pie 3
hunk of granite 17
hushed puppy 1
hustler shades 29
hyperbolic plasma focuser 2
ice harvest 63
ice house 1
ice stein 1
Iceberglar scarf 51
iced plum wine 3
icy hairspray 36
iFlail 2
iGoogly 175
illegal firecracker 1
Illuminati earpiece 42
immense cyborg hand 6
imported taffy 32
incredibly creepy marionette 1
industrially-crushed ice 241
inflatable LT&T telegraph office 1
infrablack lipstick 33
ingot of seal-iron 1
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 2
Inner Strength 3
Inner Truth 4
Inner Wisdom 6
Instant Karma 3
internet point 1
Interview With You (a Vampire) 3
intriguing puzzle box 1
invisibility potion 15
invisible bag 1
invisible potion 34
Irish Coffee, English Heart 1
Iron Beta of Industry 2
iron torso box 38
irradiated candy cane 4
irresistibility potion 1
iShield 1
ittah bittah hookah 1
Jack-in-the-box 18
jam band bootleg 2,125
Jamaican coffee 10
janitor's mop 36
jar full of wind 20
jar of anniversary jam 2
java cookie 1
jawbruiser 23
jazz soap 72
jazzy cigarette holder 39
jingle bell 1
jive turkey leg 2
Jocko Homo's head 1
joybuzzer 69
juggling ball 12
jumbo olive 12
Junior LAAAAME merit badge 1
karma shawarma 11
Kelflar vest 4
kelp 5
kickback cookbook 1
killer rag doll 2
killing feather 51
Kissin' Cousins 2
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top 18
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wheel 20
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