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Display Case for PolyesterMan (#626193)
This player is a member of the clan Instant Death (Just Add Water).

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PolyesterMan (#626193)
This player has 2,674 unique items and 183,558 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"meat" stick 1
1-ball 39
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 175
2-ball 37
3-ball 47
30669 scroll 128
33398 scroll 328
334 scroll 55
4-ball 38
4-dimensional guitar 40
5-Alarm Saucepan 2
5-ball 39
6-ball 52
64067 scroll 2
668 scroll 56
7-ball 46
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 104
8-ball 169
9-ball 2
a butt tuba 18
a little sump'm sump'm 16
A. W. O. L. commendation 46
abominable blubber 46
abominable snowcone 11
Abyssal ember 1
accidental cider 40
accord ion 2
Accordion of Jordion 2
accordionoid rocca 2
acid-squirting flower 139
acoustic guitarrr 76
actual blood sausage 1
actual tapas 11
adder 127
adder bladder 153
adorable seal larva 12
Alewife™ Ale 4
all-purpose cleaner 214
all-year sucker 1
alphabet gum 1
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 16
ammonite candy mold 1
ammonite fossil 1
amok pudding 10
amok putter 2
amulet of extreme plot significance 137
ancient calendar 1
ancient calendar fragment 9
ancient frozen dinner 44
ancient ice cream scoop 54
ancient Magi-Wipes 252
ancient poisoned dart 139
Ancient Protector Soda 4
ancient protein powder 252
Ancient Saucehelm 29
ancient spice 33
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 4
ancient vinyl coin purse 126
Angelhair Culottes 3
Angry Farmer candy 199
angry inch 55
Ankh of Badahnkadh 1
anniversary balloon 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
annoying pitchfork 11
ant agonist 128
ant hoe 6
ant pick 6
ant pitchfork 2
ant rake 9
ant sickle 4
anti-anti-antidote 112
anticheese 64
antique accordion 6
antique bottle of cough syrup 1
antique bottle opener 3
antique greaves 67
antique hand mirror 90
antique helmet 85
antique machete 145
antique packet of ketchup 26
antique shield 67
antique spear 68
Argarggagarg's fang 13
armgun 107
arrrgyle socks 26
artisanal limoncello 20
asbestos apron 17
asbestos crossbow 8
asbestos ore 68
asbestos staff 10
asbestos sword 13
ASCII shirt 25
asparagus knife 100
asshat 5
astral mushroom 2
astronaut pants 12
attorney's badge 51
autocalliope 2
awful poetry journal 861
Ax of L'rose 1
bätzle 18
baby killer bee 11
backwoods screwdriver 40
baconstone 20
baconstone bracelet 1
baconstone earring 3
baconstone pendant 3
baconstone ring 2
bad-ass club 1
badass belt 223
badge of authority 19
bag of Cheat-Os 161
bag of grain 6
bag of lard 9
bag of pygmy blood 38
bag of W&Ws 38
baggie of powdered sugar 18
balaclava 25
balaclava baklava 57
ball 3
ball-in-a-cup 1
balloon helmet 3
balloon monkey 1
balloon sword 1
ballroom blintz 61
balsa plank 31
banana 8
banana cream pie 1
banana smoothie 1
banana supersucker 1
banana-frosted king cake 38
bananagate 19
bananarama bangle 1
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 3
bar skin 28
barbed-wire fence 20
bargain flash powder 15
baritone accordion 1
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 3
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 127
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 13
barrrnacle 93
barskin cloak 3
barskin hat 1
barskin loincloth 1
baseball 124
Bash-Ōs cereal 5
basic meat crossbow 1
basic meat staff 1
bat guano 143
bat wing 383
bat-ass leather jacket 1
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
batblade 68
batgut 432
Battlie Light Saver 72
bazookafish bubble gum 3
beach glass bead 137
beach glass necklace 10
bean burrito 1
beanbag chair 13
beaten-up Chucks 10
beautiful rainbow 3
beaver spear 4
beer bomb 1,193
beer bong 107
beer helmet 258
beer lens 4
beer-battered accordion 5
beer-scented teddy bear 29
beer-soaked mop 5
beertini 8
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 1
bejeweled accordion strap 1
bejeweled pledge pin 277
belemnite candy mold 1
belemnite fossil 1
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
Ben-Gal™ Balm 15
bent scrap metal 4
Better Than Cuddling Cake 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 2
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 3
BGE pocket calendar 2
BGE shotglass 12
BGE temporary tattoo 6
BGE tiny plastic toy 5
big bad voodoo mask 26
big bass drum 119
big boom 46
Big Candy's tophat 1
big dribbly candle 1
big red clown nose 204
bilge wine 60
bird rib 40
Bit O' Ectoplasm 1
bit of clingfilm 65
bit-o-cactus 145
Bjorn's Hammer 5
black & tan 10
black cloak 12
black eye shadow 46
black eyedrops 11
black forest cake 24
black forest ham 21
black gold 17
black greaves 61
black helmet 51
black kettle drum 42
black label 45
Black No. 2 103
black paisley oyster egg 15
black pension check 96
black pepper 12
black picnic basket 70
black pixel 577
black plastic oyster egg 6
black polka-dot oyster egg 7
black pudding 20
black shield 78
black snake skin 92
black spot 2
black striped oyster egg 12
black sword 64
blackberry 139
blackberry combat boots 3
blackberry galoshes 2
blackberry moccasins 5
blackberry slippers 3
Blackfly Chardonnay 17
blank diary 1
blank fudge mold 1
Blatantly Canadian 14
blended frozen swill 2
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 2
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 16
Bling of the New Wave 6
blob of Alphredo™ 1
blob of wood glue 37
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 7
blood flower 39
blood roll-up 1
blood snowcone 1
blood-drive sticker 6
blood-soaked sponge cake 1
bloodied surgical dungarees 29
bloodstain stick 31
bloodstick 2
bloody beer 5
bloody clown pants 241
bloody mary 30
blue class ring 148
Blue Diamond of Honesty 15
blue glowstick 11
blue paisley oyster egg 28
blue pixel 931
blue pixel potion 40
blue plastic baby 1
blue polka-dot oyster egg 2
blue shell 3
blue striped oyster egg 4
blue tulip 4
blueberry-frosted king cake 14
blundarrrbus 5
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
boilermaker 5
boiling seal blood 11
bone abacus 45
bone bandoneon 1
bone collar 1
bone flute 118
bone rattle 7
Bonerdagon necklace 6
book of matches 63
BOOterfinger 2
booty chest charrrm 33
booty chest charrrm bracelet 1
booze-soaked cherry 10
Boozehounds Anonymous token 4
boring spaghetti 1
Boris's key lime 25
Boris's key lime pie 15
Boris's ring 10
Boss Bat bling 4
Boss Bat britches 5
bottle of alcohol 142
bottle of antifreeze 10
bottle of black cat tonic 2
bottle of Blank-Out 10
bottle of bubbles 13
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 26
bottle of cooking sherry 33
bottle of Definit 34
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 61
bottle of fire 20
bottle of fruity "wine" 8
bottle of gin 622
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 31
bottle of laundry sherry 11
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 77
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 116
bottle of moontan lotion 1
bottle of Mystic Shell 6
bottle of Ooze-O 6
bottle of Pete's Sake 95
bottle of pirate juice 2
bottle of popskull 42
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 3
bottle of rum 1,474
bottle of sake 62
bottle of Sanguiovese 1
bottle of sewage schnapps 8
bottle of tequila 406
bottle of ultravitamins 5
bottle of vodka 548
bottle of whiskey 491
bottle opener belt buckle 110
bottled day 4
bottled swamp gas 3
Boulevardier cocktail 4
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bounty-hunting pants 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 1
bowl of cottage cheese 221
bowl of Jeal-O 6
bowl of lucky charms 2
bowl of rye sprouts 50
Bowl of Scorpions 2
bowling ball 81
box 409
box of Dweebs 43
box of sunshine 1
box turtle 4
boxed champagne 28
boxed wine 301
boxing glove 22
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 30
brains casserole 6
Bram's choker 1
brass gear 182
brass stinger 2
bread basket 1
breadwand 1
Breakfast Blast wine cooler 3
breakfast mess 31
briefcase 389
brine 15
broken carburetor 1
broken skull 133
broken sword 67
bronze breastplate 13
bronzed locust 97
brown felt tophat 83
brown plastic baby 1
brown sugar cane 54
bubble bauble bow 1
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 1
bubblewrap ore 1
bubblin' crude 862
bubbly potion 38
bucket of wine 2
buckler buckle 2
bugbear beanie 117
bugbear bungguard 101
bugbear detector 1
Bulky Buddy Box 1
bullet-proof corduroys 459
bum cheek 72
bunch of square grapes 21
bunny liver 23
buoybottoms 42
burrowgrub hive 1
burst hellseal brain 12
BURT 117
bus pass 22
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 11
C.B.F.G. 1
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 2
cactus fruit 96
calavera concertina 4
can of Binarrrca 27
can of CRIMBCOLA 5
can of fake snow 1
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 1
can of Red Minotaur 64
can of sardines 1
can of spinach 34
can of sterno 3
can of Swiller 58
can of the cheapest beer 7
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 25
candied bolts 6
candied nuts 4
candied yams 32
candy cane 229
candy kneecapping stick 5
candy knuckles 4
candy stake 1
cannonball charrrm 42
cannonball charrrm bracelet 1
canopic jar 547
canteen of wine 17
carbonated soy milk 534
carbonated water lily 79
carbonite visor 1
cardboard box turtle 1
cardboard katana 14
cardboard ore 5
cardboard wakizashi 35
caret 2
carob cannon 1
carob chunk cookies 1
carob chunk noodles 4
carob chunks 152
carton of rotten eggs 19
casino pass 63
cast 275
cat appendix 84
catfish whiskers 20
catgut 206
catskin buckler 2
centipede eggs 80
chaos butterfly 1,434
charged magnet 1
charming flute 32
cheap cigar butt 21
cheap elven gloves 4
cheap plastic blowgun 5
cheap plastic bottle opener 1
cheap toaster 2
cheesy eagle sauce 1
chef's hat 189
cherry 32
Cherry Cloaca Cola 4
cherry pie 3
Cherrytastrophe wine cooler 6
chewing gum on a string 28
chicle de salchicha 1
chintzy accordion pin 14
chintzy disco ball pendant 16
chintzy noodle ring 24
chintzy saucepan earring 14
chintzy seal pendant 26
chintzy turtle brooch 28
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 89
chlorine crystal 27
chloroform rag 163
chocolate spurs 1
chocolate turtle totem 1
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 1
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 22
Choker of the Ultragoth 1
chopsticks 58
chorizo brownies 1
chorizo taco 38
chrome crossbow 13
chrome helmet turtle 1
chrome ore 95
chrome staff 14
chrome sword 11
Chroner 106
chunk of hot iron 7
chunk of rock salt 120
cigar box turtle 15
cigarette lighter 1
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 2
Citrus Crush wine cooler 5
Claw of the Infernal Seal 4
clay peace-sign bead 155
Claybender glasses 29
clingfilm trousers 1
Cloaca Cola Polar 31
Cloaca grenade 18
Cloaca-Cola 5
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 3
Cloaca-Cola helmet 6
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 2
Cloaca-Cola shield 8
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 1
clockwork crossbow 1
clockwork hat 1
clockwork key 1
clockwork pants 1
clockwork staff 1
clockwork sword 1
clockwork trench coat 1
cloudy potion 51
clown shoes 123
clown skin 145
clown wig 15
clownskin belt 24
clownskin buckler 11
clownskin harness 26
club necklace 23
clutch of dodecapede eggs 35
coal dust 24
coal paperweight 1
coal shovel 5
cob of corn 50
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 39
cocktail napkin 263
cocktail onion 85
cocoa egg 45
cocoa eggshell fragment 771
coconut shell 1,134
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 2
Codpiece of the Goblin King 7
coffin lid 55
cog 82
Colander of Em-er'il 30
cold mashed potatoes 1
cold ninja mask 59
cold nuggets 4
cold seal sweat 29
cold wad 11
cold water bottle 61
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 4
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 2
colorful toad 64
comfy pillow 32
commemorative war stein 1,668
communications windchimes 738
compression stocking 107
concentrated cordial of concentration 25
concentrated magicalness pill 24
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 8
control crystal 1
Cookbook of the Damned 10
cookie cookie 6
cool spore pod 2
cool whip 109
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 24
copper ha'penny charrrm 35
copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet 1
corn holder 23
cornuthaum 50
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 4
Corpse Island iced tea 17
corpse on the beach 17
corpsebite 3
corpsedriver 22
corpsetini 13
corrupt club of corrupt corruption 1
corrupt club of corruption 1
corrupted data 1
costume sword 18
cottage 12
cranberries 685
crappy brain 284
crappy waiter disguise 1
crate of firebombs 24
crazy hobo notebook 30
crazy little Turkish delight 365
cream of pointy mushroom soup 2
cream stout 65
creamsicle 93
creepy doll head 4
creepy ginger ale 22
creepy voice box 2
creepy-ass club 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 1
CRIMBCO lanyard 1
CRIMBCO mug 1
CRIMBCO scrip 10
CRIMBCOIDS mints 3
CRIMBCOLOAF 5
Crimbo candied pecan 7
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 1
Crimbo fudge 16
Crimbo peppermint bark 18
Crimbo pie 12
Crimbo ukulele 1
Crimbo wreath 3
Crimbomega drive chain 1
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer 1
Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator 1
Crimbuck 37
crotchety pants 1
crowbar 8
crowbarrr 26
Crown of the Goblin King 138
crude voodoo doll 19
cruelty-free wine 14
crumbling rat skull 6
crystallized memory 1
cube of billiard chalk 6
cup of lukewarm tea 1
cup of primitive beer 9
curmudgel 50
custard pie 5
cyborg stompin' boot 2
D roll 13
Daffy Taffy 11
daisy 1
dance card 13
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 16
dark potion 44
day-old beer 2
Deactivated MiniMechaElf 1
dead guy's watch 147
dead lights pie 1
death blossom 8
decanter of fine Scotch 2
decent brain 311
deck of tropical cards 1
decomposed boot 9
decorative fountain 122
dehydrated caviar 82
delicious swamp muck 31
deluxe fax machine 1
demon buckler 3
demon skin 281
demonskin jacket 6
demonskin trousers 5
denim axe 1
dense meat stack 4,838
dented harmonica 35
deodorant 110
depantsing bomb 194
depleted uranium seal figurine 4
desiccated apricot 84
detective skull 1
detour shield 1
dew yoana lei 12
diamond necklace 14
diamond-studded cane 102
dice belt buckle 1
dice ring 1
dice sunglasses 1
dice-print do-rag 1
dice-print pajama pants 1
dice-shaped backpack 1
didgeridooka 312
Diet Cloaca Cola 5
digital key lime 25
digital key lime pie 14
dill 43
dinner roll 1
dire fudgesicle 41
dirty bottlecap 6
dirty hobo gloves 49
disassembled clover 1,916
disbelief suspenders 39
discarded button 6
Disco 'Fro Pick 24
disco ball 136
Disco Banjo 5
disco mask 125
disease 359
disembodied brain 37
dishrag 14
disintegrating quill pen 200
displaced fish 58
disposable instant camera 6
distilled fortified wine 15
distressed denim pants 270
disturbing fanfic 864
Divine 2
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 12
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 56
Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic 7
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 1
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 10
Doc's Miracle Cure 3
dollar sign 2
Dolphin King's crown 8
donkey flipbook 11
dope gangsta bling-bling 6
dope wheels 1
double-barreled sling 65
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 6
drab sonata 81
draggin' ball hat 160
Dramatic™ range 2
dreadlock whip 62
dress pants 33
dried face 59
dripping meat staff 1
drive-thru burger 4
droll monocle 1
drone self-destruct chip 12
droopy doll eye 6
Drowsy Sword 104
drum machine 33
drum of tommy ammo 1
dry martini 4
dry noodles 4,985
dry vodka martini 2
drywall axe 142
ducha de oro 4
duck-on-a-string 1
duct tape 146
duct tape shirt 1
dude ranch souvenir crate 1
dueling banjo 1
dueling turtle 4
dull fish scale 4
dumb mud 4
dungeoneer's dungarees 1
Duskwalker fangs 32
Duskwalker syringe 69
dusty bottle of blood 1
dusty bottle of Marsala 152
dusty bottle of Merlot 200
dusty bottle of Muscat 194
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 141
dusty bottle of Port 151
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 116
dwarf bread 154
dwarvish magazine 18
dwarvish war helmet 2
dwarvish war kilt 3
dwarvish war mattock 2
Dyspepsi grenade 2
Dyspepsi-Cola 211
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations 1
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 2
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 2
Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack 1
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 1
eagle feather 6
eagle's milk 1
ear poison 26
Earring of Fire 1
easter egg balloon 71
Eau de Guaneau 10
ectoplasmic orbs 5
eelskin hat 1
eelskin pants 1
eelskin shield 1
Effermint™ tablets 21
effervescent potion 49
eggbeater 6
eggnog 231
El Sombrero De Lopez 18
El Vibrato power sphere 1
Elder Turtle Shell 25
eldritch effluvium 962
electric snakebite 5
elegant nightstick 15
eleven-foot pole 46
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 31
Elmley shades 55
elven limbos gingerbread 2
elven cellocello 14
elven moonshine 3
elven socks 2
elven suicide capsule 14
elven whittling knife 1
Elvish delight 3
emergency margarita 6
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 240
empty meat tank 22
enchanted barbell 24
enchanted bean 23
enchanted bean burrito 1
enchanted handwarmer 5
enchanted toothpick 9
enchantlers 1
energy drink IV 125
enormous belt buckle 86
enormous hoop earring 44
Ent cider 16
equal sign 6
eraser nubbin 48
eternal car battery 1
evil golden arch 224
evil teddy bear 2
evil teddy bear sewing kit 1
evil-ass club 1
exotic jungle fruit 13
expensive cigar 1
experimental carbon fiber pasta additive 1
exploding hacky-sack 68
extra-fancy ring setting 1
extra-flat panini 10
extra-large palm-frond toupee 1
extra-potent gremlin mutagen 2
extra-spicy bloody mary 4
extra-strength strongness elixir 28
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 25
eXtreme mittens 145
eXtreme scarf 131
eye of newt 30
eye-pod 2
eyedrops of newt 2
eyedrops of the ermine 56
eyepatch 166
f3d0r4 164
fabric hardener 29
fabric softener 21
facsimile dictionary 157
fairy gravy boat 6
fake blood 16
false eyelashes 2
fancy bath salts 293
fancy beef jerky 1
fancy but probably evil chocolate 4
fancy canapés 1
fancy chocolate 3
fancy chocolate car 7
fancy dress ball 15
fancy seashell necklace 1,585
Fantasma en la Máquina 2
fat stacks of cash 11
fat wallet 3
FDKOL tattoo 3
felt 14
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 133
ferret bait 678
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 2
festive holiday hat 1
fetid feather 20
fettucini Inconnu 3
fez of etymology 1
fiery wing 41
figurine of a charred seal 39
figurine of a cold seal 67
figurine of a cute baby seal 1
figurine of a shadowy seal 33
figurine of a sleek seal 21
figurine of a slippery seal 6
figurine of a stinking seal 22
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 8
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 95
filet of The Fish 2
filthy corduroys 283
filthy hippy poncho 1
filthy knitted dread sack 285
filthy lucre 149
filthy pestle 112
filthy poultice 368
fine aged cheddarwurst 12
fine wine 13
finger cymbals 33
fire 1
fire flower 21
fire of unknown origin 1
fire poi 203
fireman's helmet 1
fish-liver oil 65
fishy fish lasagna 5
fizzing spore pod 22
fizzy potion 52
flaming crutch 72
flaming feather 59
flaming glowsticks 2
flaming mushroom 3
flaming mushroom wine 3
flaming talons 201
flange 7
flaregun 259
flashing novelty button 1
flask flops 95
flask of tainted mining oil 64
flat dough 19
flavorless gruel 34
fleetwood chain 3
flimsy clipboard 105
flirtatious feather 74
floaty pebbles 7
floaty sand 1
floral-print skirt 2
flower petal pie 1
flowing hippy skirt 33
flute of flat champagne 74
foetid seal tear 59
foolscap fool's cap 133
foon 2
forest tears 8
fountain 'soda' 33
Frat Army FGF 210
frat brats 15
freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini 5
freezerburned ice cube 5
freshwater fishbone 81
freshwater pearl necklace 32
fricasseed brains 21
Friendliness Beverage 10
friendly cheez blob 10
frightful feather 32
frigid hankyū 15
frigid mote 2
frigid ninja stars 497
frigid-ass club 1
frilly shirt 3
frilly skirt 166
Frogade 2
frost-rimed seal hide 3
frozen feather 60
frozen Mob Penguin 10
frozen mushroom 4
frozen nunchaku 57
frozen seal spine 1
frozen turtle shell 4
fruit basket 2
fruit bowl 3
fruitcake 248
fruity girl swill 2
fudge bunny 1
Fudge Fiber Armor Plating 2
fudge lily 1
fudge pocket square 1
fudge spork 2
fudgecule 381
fudgecycle 1
Fudgie Roll 2
full meat tank 1
fumble formula 1
funky dried mushroom 474
funny bone 1
furniture dolly 214
furry fur 1,140
furry green turtle 1
furry pants 1
fustulent seal grulch 1
fuzzbump 2
Fuzzby 1
fuzzy busby 19
fuzzy dice 7
fuzzy earmuffs 30
fuzzy montera 12
ga-ga radio 201
Gaia beads 176
Galapagosian Cuisses 4
Garter of the Turtle Poacher 4
gas balloon 566
gauze garter 699
gauze shorts 1
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 2
gearbox necklace 7
Genalen™ Bottle 58
General Assembly Module 1
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 1
ghost accordion 1
ghost beer 9
ghost cucumber 31
ghost key 3
ghost of a necklace 30
ghost toga 1
ghostly dagger 1
ghuol ears 450
ghuol egg 481
ghuol egg quiche 2
ghuol guolash 261
giant artisanal rice peeler 35
giant cactus quill 26
giant discarded bottlecap 50
giant discarded plastic fork 55
giant discarded torn-up glove 39
giant foam finger 85
giant giant moth dust 49
giant green gummi bear 1
giant gym membership card 22
giant heirloom grape tomato 28
giant jar of protein powder 33
giant marshmallow 3
giant motorcycle boots 17
giant moxie weed 37
giant needle 915
giant penguin keychain 28
giant pinky ring 174
giant red gummi bear 1
giant safety pin 65
giant turkey leg 33
giant yellow gummi bear 1
gilded ancient cursed key 1
gimlet 13
gin and tonic 1
gin-soaked blotter paper 9
gingerbread bugbear 218
gingerbread horror 6
gingerbread mutant bugbear 3
gingerbread robot 3
giraffe-necked turtle 32
glark cable 2
Glass Balls of the Goblin King 5
glass gnoll eye 1
glass of goat's milk 94
glittery mascara 32
glob of spoiled mayo 41
gloomy mushroom wine 2
glowing fungus 2
glowing red eye 173
glowing spore pod 10
gnat lasagna 5
gnatwing 105
gnauga hide 6
gnauga hide buckler 1
gnocchetti di Nietzsche 4
gnoll lips 30
gnoll teeth 37
Gnollish autoplunger 1
Gnollish casserole dish 44
Gnollish flyswatter 27
Gnollish pie server 15
Gnollish pie tin 20
Gnollish plunger 15
Gnollish slotted spoon 17
Gnollish toolbox 35
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 11
Go-Wassail 15
goat beard 142
goat cheese 88
goat cheese pizza 18
goatskin umbrella 76
gob of wet hair 337
goblin water 4
gold Boozehounds Anonymous token 17
gold lamé pants 27
gold wedding ring 57
golden ring 35
good brain 985
googly eye 12
goth kid t-shirt 22
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grue egg omelette 58
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gunky chicken 4
guy made of bee pollen 23
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halfberd 2
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iGoogly 1
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Imp Ale 850
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inkwell 119
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La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 6
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los chinos 16
lotion of spookiness 8
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lowercase N 370
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Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery 5
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necklace chain 1
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New Zealand iced tea 14
Newbiesport™ tent 174
Newman's Own Trousers 4
NG 2
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oozenog 2
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Orange Star of Sacrifice 21
Orangemageddon wine cooler 4
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overcookie 263
overpriced "imported" beer 7
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PADL Phone 385
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porquoise 26
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Professor What T-Shirt 88
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quantum nanopolymer spider web 10
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Radberry Rip wine cooler 6
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Ram's Face Lager 1,069
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Red Balloon of Valor 6
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redrum 9
Regular Cloaca Cola 3
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reodorant 257
Retenez L'Herbe Paté 1
returned Thinknerd package 83
rhesus monkey 1
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rib of the Bonerdagon 7
rice bowl 37
ridiculous cocktail 11
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ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 30
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ring of Detect Boring Doors 46
Ring of Fire 1
ring of half-assed regeneration 60
Ring of the Sewer Snake 1
roasted marshmallow 40
roboduck-on-a-string 1
robot grease 136
robotronic egg 190
Rock and Roll Legend 17
Rock Pops 1
rockin' wagon 2
rocky raccoon 212
rogue swarmer 33
roll in the hay 3
roll of toilet paper 409
Rompedores de Fantasmas 3
root beer 9
rose 501
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round purple sunglasses 829
royal jelly 73
rubber axe 1
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ruby on canes 5
ruby W 321
rum and cola 11
rum barrel charrrm 43
rusty bonesaw 1
rusty chain necklace 11
rusty grave robbing shovel 143
rusty hedge trimmers 44
rusty metal ring 3
rusty metal shaft 4
rxr shield 1
sabre teeth 233
Saccharine Maple pendant 2
Safari Jack's moustache 11
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sake bomb 762
salacious crumbs 2
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salty slug 9
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Scalp of Gorgolok 27
scented massage oil 20
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shirt kit 2
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shrinking powder 11
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Sinful Desires 8
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single-serving herbal stuffing 6
six pack of Mountain Stream 752
sizzling seal fat 6
sk8board 70
skeleton bone 845
skeleton key 189
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skewer 53
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ski resort souvenir crate 1
Skipper's accordion 1
skull-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
slap and slap again 5
slap and tickle 3
sleaze nuggets 3
sleaze wad 1
sleazy hi mein 1
sleep mask 2
sleeping wereturtle 5
slide rule 61
slightly peevedbow 1
slime convention swag bag 3
slimy fermented bile bladder 9
slingshot 9
slip 'n' slide 7
Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags 11
slug of rum 6
slug of shochu 6
slug of vodka 4
small box 78
smart skull 1,047
smiley-face sticker 1
smirking shrunken head 40
smoking grass 61
smoky potion 75
smudged alchemical recipe 3
smut orc keepsake box 48
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snailmail breeches 1
snailmail coif 1
snailmail hauberk 1
snake 1
snake shield 5
snarling wolf shield 4
Sneaky Pete's breath spray 3
Sneaky Pete's key lime 20
Sneaky Pete's key lime pie 18
snifter of thoroughly aged brandy 117
snorkel 5
snow pants 1
Snow Queen Crown 204
snowboarder pants 122
soap knife 1
sock garters 3
soda water 5
soft green echo eyedrop antidote 399
Sogg-Os 4
soggy wofl t-shirt 2
solid gold bowling ball 53
solid gold pegleg 16
sommelier's towel 10
sonar-in-a-biscuit 95
soup-chucks 1
souvenir ski t-shirt 6
space chowder 122
Space Tourist Phaser 22
Space Tours Tripple 63
space wine 122
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spaghetti cult rosary 23
spaghetti with Skullheads 1
Spam Witch sammich 606
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spangly mariachi vest 2
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special sauce glove 1
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SPF 451 lip balm 45
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spider web 249
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spooky bicycle chain 7
spooky cosmetics bag 7
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Spooky-Gro fertilizer 11
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spork 2
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spring 59
sprocket 62
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squashed frog 217
Squat-Thrust Magazine 26
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