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Display Case for MrSqueezeBox (#639594)
This player is ranked #906 for Most Total Items with a total of 160,859 items.
This player is ranked #306 for Most Unique Items with a total of 2,719 items.

This player is a member of the clan Instant Death (Just Add Water).

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MrSqueezeBox (#639594)
This player has 2,719 unique items and 160,859 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 1
"meat" stick 1
1-ball 47
11-leaf clover 3
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 113
2-ball 35
3-ball 45
30669 scroll 152
33398 scroll 290
334 scroll 61
4-ball 43
4-dimensional fez 1
4-dimensional guitar 55
5-ball 44
6-ball 40
64067 scroll 1
668 scroll 26
7-ball 30
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 87
8-ball 179
9-ball 3
a butt tuba 44
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 1
a little sump'm sump'm 7
A. W. O. L. commendation 47
abominable blubber 40
abominable snowcone 9
abyssal battle plans 1
accidental cider 36
accord ion 3
accordion file 1
Accordion of Jordion 2
accordionoid rocca 2
acid-squirting flower 110
acoustic guitarrr 65
actual blood sausage 1
actual tapas 7
adder 116
adder bladder 120
adorable seal larva 12
agua de vida 3
alarm accordion 1
Alewife™ Ale 5
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig 1
all-purpose cleaner 179
all-purpose flower 1
all-year sucker 1
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 18
ammonite fossil 3
amok pudding 8
amok putter 5
amulet of extreme plot significance 107
ancient calendar 2
ancient calendar fragment 2
ancient cursed foot locker 2
ancient frozen dinner 29
ancient ice cream scoop 41
ancient Magi-Wipes 244
ancient poisoned dart 147
Ancient Protector Soda 4
ancient protein powder 224
Ancient Saucehelm 17
ancient spice 67
ancient stone fist 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 3
ancient vinyl coin purse 114
angel-food cake 1
Angelhair Culottes 5
Angry Farmer candy 611
angry inch 42
Ankh of Badahnkadh 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary gift box 8
annoying pitchfork 19
ant agonist 119
ant hoe 7
ant pick 4
ant pitchfork 6
ant rake 3
ant sickle 6
anti-anti-antidote 81
anticheese 75
antique accordion 6
antique bottle of cough syrup 3
antique greaves 71
antique hand mirror 119
antique helmet 79
antique machete 136
antique packet of ketchup 25
antique painting of a landscape 1
antique shield 60
antique spear 79
apathetic lizardman doll 1
Argarggagarg's fang 13
armgun 91
arrow'd heart balloon 1
arrrgyle socks 38
artisanal limoncello 20
asbestos apron 41
asbestos crossbow 5
asbestos helmet turtle 1
asbestos ore 94
asbestos staff 7
asbestos sword 6
ASCII shirt 25
asparagus knife 79
aspirin 1
asshat 3
astronaut pants 4
atomic vector plotter 1
attorney's badge 56
autocalliope 4
awful poetry journal 696
Ax of L'rose 1
baby killer bee 13
babycakes 1
backwoods screwdriver 43
baconstone 11
baconstone pendant 3
bad-ass club 3
badass belt 269
badge of authority 24
bag of Cheat-Os 237
bag of grain 6
bag of lard 10
bag of pygmy blood 39
bag of W&Ws 59
baggie of powdered sugar 25
balaclava 16
balaclava baklava 56
ball 2
balloon helmet 1
balloon monkey 1
balloon shield 1
balloon sword 2
ballroom blintz 64
balsa plank 31
banana supersucker 1
bananagate 1
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 5
banjo kazoo mount 1
bar skin 69
bar whip 1
barbed-wire fence 18
bargain flash powder 2
baritone accordion 3
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 5
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 123
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 12
barrrnacle 73
barskin buckler 1
barskin cloak 1
barskin hat 1
baseball 132
Bash-Ōs boxtop 2
Bash-Ōs cereal 5
basic meat helmet 1
basic meat kilt 1
basic meat staff 1
bat guano 133
bat hat 1
bat whip 1
bat wing 399
bat-ass leather jacket 2
batblade 75
batgut 459
battered Crimbo Crate 3
battered hubcap 1
Battlie Light Saver 75
beach glass bead 136
beach glass necklace 8
bean burrito 1
beaten-up Chucks 8
beautiful rainbow 3
beaver spear 3
beer bomb 1,072
beer bong 197
beer helmet 405
beer lens 8
beer-battered accordion 5
beer-scented teddy bear 29
beer-soaked mop 6
beertini 8
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 2
bejeweled accordion strap 1
bejeweled pledge pin 418
belemnite fossil 3
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
Ben-Gal™ Balm 14
bent scrap metal 9
Better Than Cuddling Cake 1
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 2
BGE merchandise order form 15
BGE pocket calendar 2
BGE tiny plastic toy 1
bi-lateral logic compressor 3
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 1
big bad voodoo mask 20
big bass drum 111
big boom 67
Big Candy's tophat 1
big dribbly candle 4
big red clown nose 225
big stirring stick 1
bigger stick 1
bilge wine 60
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 32
birdbone corset 1
bit of clingfilm 59
bit-o-cactus 127
Bjorn's Hammer 1
black & tan 20
Black Body™ spray 3
black cloak 11
black eye shadow 33
black eyedrops 6
black facepaint 1
black forest cake 38
black forest ham 25
black gold 15
black greaves 70
black helmet 57
black kettle drum 39
black label 34
Black No. 2 103
black paisley oyster egg 4
black pension check 107
black pepper 6
black picnic basket 72
black pixel 612
black plastic oyster egg 5
black polka-dot oyster egg 16
black pudding 20
black sheepskin diploma 1
black shield 58
black snake skin 62
black spot 3
black sword 55
blackberry 136
blackberry combat boots 5
blackberry galoshes 2
blackberry moccasins 4
blackberry slippers 2
Blackfly Chardonnay 28
blank diary 1
Blatantly Canadian 20
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 3
Bling of the New Wave 5
Blizzards I Have Died In 1
blob of Alphredo™ 1
blob of wood glue 32
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 7
blood roll-up 1
blood snowcone 1
blood-drive sticker 6
blood-soaked sponge cake 1
bloodied surgical dungarees 27
bloodstain stick 27
bloodstick 1
bloody beer 3
bloody clown pants 174
bloody mary 33
blue class ring 142
Blue Diamond of Honesty 18
blue glowstick 15
blue grass 7
blue money bag 1
blue paisley oyster egg 1
blue pixel 845
blue pixel potion 23
blue polka-dot oyster egg 6
blue shell 2
blue velvet cake 1
blueberry-frosted king cake 5
blundarrrbus 1
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
boiling seal blood 7
bone abacus 31
bone bandoneon 4
bone collar 3
bone flute 116
bone rattle 11
Bonerdagon necklace 2
book of matches 116
booty chest charrrm 28
booze-soaked cherry 13
Boozehounds Anonymous token 2
boring spaghetti 2
Boris's key lime 21
Boris's key lime pie 13
Boris's ring 3
borrowed time 1
Boss Bat bling 5
Boss Bat britches 4
bottle of alcohol 152
bottle of antifreeze 6
bottle of Blank-Out 10
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 33
bottle of cooking sherry 26
bottle of Definit 24
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 64
bottle of fruity "wine" 9
bottle of gin 376
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 48
bottle of laundry sherry 8
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 99
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 158
bottle of Mystic Shell 5
bottle of Ooze-O 2
bottle of Pete's Sake 83
bottle of Pinot Renoir 2
bottle of pirate juice 7
bottle of popskull 36
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 5
bottle of rum 1,045
bottle of sake 7
bottle of Sanguiovese 1
bottle of sewage schnapps 1
bottle of tequila 289
bottle of ultravitamins 2
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 1
bottle of vodka 313
bottle of whiskey 421
bottle opener belt buckle 221
bottled day 3
bottled inspiration 1
bottled swamp gas 5
Boulevardier cocktail 4
bouquet of circular saw blades 1
bowl of cottage cheese 258
bowl of lucky charms 2
bowl of rye sprouts 100
Bowl of Scorpions 4
bowling ball 82
box 465
box of Dweebs 67
box of sunshine 1
box turtle 4
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
boxed champagne 18
boxed wine 195
boxing glove 18
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 72
brains casserole 3
Bram's choker 2
brass gear 213
brass stinger 1
bread basket 1
breaded beer 8
breadwand 1
Breakfast Blast wine cooler 1
breath mint 1
brick of sand 9
briefcase 376
broken skull 123
broken sword 60
bronze breastplate 18
bronzed locust 95
brown felt tophat 79
brown paper bag mask 1
brown paper pants 1
brown sugar cane 67
bubble bauble bow 1
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 2
bubblewrap ore 21
bubblewrap sword 1
bubblin' crude 824
bubbly potion 105
buckler buckle 2
buffalo blade 2
bugbear beanie 113
bugbear bungguard 125
bugbear detector 2
bugbear purification pill 1
bullet-proof corduroys 217
bum cheek 47
bunch of square grapes 16
bunny liver 48
buoybottoms 50
burrowgrub hive 1
BURT 177
bus pass 36
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 8
C.B.F.G. 1
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 1
cactus fruit 87
caipifruta 1
calavera concertina 3
calle de miel 9
can cannon 1
can of Binarrrca 19
can of black paint 1
can of CRIMBCOLA 4
can of fake snow 1
can of maces 1
can of Red Minotaur 61
can of spinach 26
can of starch 1
can of sterno 3
can of Swiller 120
can of the cheapest beer 6
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 21
candied bolts 6
candied kobold 3
candied nuts 4
candied yams 18
candy cane 184
candy cigarette 9
candy kneecapping stick 3
candy knuckles 3
candy stake 3
cannonball charrrm 29
canopic jar 414
canteen of wine 60
capacitor relay 10
carbon nanotube frame 5
carbonated soy milk 230
carbonated water lily 59
carbonite visor 1
cardboard box turtle 1
cardboard katana 12
cardboard ore 6
cardboard sword 2
cardboard wakizashi 46
caret 2
carob cannon 1
carob chunk cookies 4
carob chunk noodles 5
carob chunks 139
carton of rotten eggs 48
carton of snake milk 3
casino pass 62
cast 304
cat appendix 92
catfish whiskers 21
catgut 153
catskin buckler 2
catskin cap 1
cement sandals 1
centipede eggs 96
chaos butterfly 773
charged magnet 1
charming flute 22
cheap cigar butt 16
cheap elven gloves 7
cheap plastic blowgun 4
cheap toaster 3
chef's hat 176
cherry 18
Cherry Cloaca Cola 6
Cherrytastrophe wine cooler 3
chewing gum on a string 43
chintzy accordion pin 13
chintzy disco ball pendant 13
chintzy noodle ring 22
chintzy saucepan earring 14
chintzy seal pendant 23
chintzy turtle brooch 20
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 96
chlorine crystal 39
chloroform rag 146
chocolate disco ball 1
chocolate spurs 1
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 1
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 18
chocolate-frosted king cake 7
chocomotive 1
chopsticks 35
chorizo taco 52
chrome crossbow 10
chrome helmet turtle 2
chrome ore 122
chrome staff 5
chrome sword 7
Chroner 356
chunk of hot iron 4
chunk of rock salt 293
cigar box turtle 11
cigarette lighter 3
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 1
Citrus Crush wine cooler 1
Claw of the Infernal Seal 5
clay peace-sign bead 143
Claybender glasses 17
clingfilm cap 1
Cloaca grenade 4
Cloaca-Cola 13
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 3
Cloaca-Cola helmet 3
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 9
Cloaca-Cola shield 2
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 1
clockwork hat 1
clockwork key 6
clockwork pants 1
clockwork trench coat 1
cloudy potion 86
clown shoes 115
clown skin 139
clown whip 3
clown wig 21
clownskin belt 25
clownskin buckler 12
clownskin harness 24
club necklace 22
clutch of dodecapede eggs 37
coal dust 30
coal paperweight 1
coal shovel 3
coarse hemp socks 1
cob of corn 100
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 52
cocktail napkin 217
cocktail onion 19
cocoa egg 23
cocoa eggshell fragment 500
coconut shell 818
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 3
Codpiece of the Goblin King 4
coffin lid 42
cog 113
cog and sprocket assembly 1
Colander of Em-er'il 21
cold hi mein 2
cold ninja mask 28
cold nuggets 7
cold seal sweat 25
cold water bottle 63
cologne of contempt 1
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 11
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 5
colorful toad 77
combat fan 1
comfy pillow 30
commemorative war stein 1,036
communications windchimes 300
compression stocking 111
computronic processing unit 1
concentrated cordial of concentration 1
concentrated magicalness pill 10
congratulatory cake 1
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 2
consolation ribbon 1
control crystal 1
Cookbook of the Damned 10
cookie cookie 6
cool mushroom casserole 2
cool whip 113
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 20
copper ha'penny charrrm 28
cordial of concentration 3
corn holder 28
cornuthaum 78
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 3
Corpse Island iced tea 12
corpse on the beach 9
corpsebite 4
corpsedriver 15
corpsetini 13
costume sword 20
cranberries 563
cranberry margarita (brackish) 1
crappy brain 303
crate of firebombs 56
crazy hobo notebook 20
crazy little Turkish delight 518
cream stout 46
creamsicle 66
creepy doll head 1
creepy ginger ale 23
creepy voice box 2
creepy-ass club 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 2
CRIMBCO mug 1
CRIMBCO scrip 20
CRIMBCOIDS mints 4
CRIMBCOLOAF 5
Crimbo candied pecan 12
Crimbo Credit 5
Crimbo fudge 8
Crimbo peppermint bark 8
Crimbo pie 20
Crimbo ukulele 1
Crimbomega drive chain 1
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer 1
Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator 1
Crimbuck 110
crotchety pants 2
crowbar 8
crowbarrr 23
Crown of the Goblin King 107
crude voodoo doll 8
cruelty-free wine 4
crumbling rat skull 10
cube of billiard chalk 5
cup of lukewarm tea 1
cup of primitive beer 95
curdflinger 1
curmudgel 38
Cursed Punch 2
cyborg doll 1
cyborg stompin' boot 3
D roll 9
Daffy Taffy 15
daisy 1
Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield 1
dance card 12
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 9
dark potion 80
day-old beer 2
Deactivated MiniMechaElf 1
Deactivated O. A. F. 1
dead guy's watch 121
death blossom 7
decanter of fine Scotch 2
decent brain 360
deck of tropical cards 1
decomposed boot 8
decorative fountain 97
dehydrated caviar 98
delicious spicy noodles 2
delicious swamp muck 25
demon buckler 4
demon skin 262
demon whip 1
demon-horned hat 1
demonskin jacket 3
demonskin trousers 5
denim axe 1
dense meat stack 2,625
dense meat staff 1
dented harmonica 25
deodorant 126
depantsing bomb 126
depleted uranium seal figurine 5
desiccated apricot 105
detour shield 1
dew yoana lei 6
diamond necklace 19
diamond-studded cane 110
dice belt buckle 1
dice ring 1
dice sunglasses 1
dice-print do-rag 1
dice-print pajama pants 1
dice-shaped backpack 1
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 1
didgeridooka 125
Diet Cloaca Cola 1
digital key lime 21
digital key lime pie 14
dilapidated wizard hat 3
dill 1
dingy planks 1
dire fudgesicle 37
dirty bottlecap 5
dirty hobo gloves 67
disbelief suspenders 28
discarded button 5
Disco 'Fro Pick 18
disco ball 116
Disco Banjo 1
disco mask 128
disease 425
disembodied brain 37
dishrag 14
disintegrating quill pen 262
displaced fish 57
disposable instant camera 4
distilled fortified wine 6
distressed denim pants 485
disturbing fanfic 691
Divine 2
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 26
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 42
Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic 21
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 1
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 6
Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum 1
Dogsgotnonoz pills 2
dollar sign 2
dollhive 1
Dolphin King's crown 8
dolphin whistle 7
donkey flipbook 5
dope gangsta bling-bling 6
double daisy 1
double-barreled sling 71
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 3
drab sonata 92
draggin' ball hat 142
dreadlock whip 29
dress pants 31
dried face 65
dripping meat staff 1
drive-thru burger 4
droll monocle 1
drone self-destruct chip 17
Drowsy Sword 94
drum machine 35
drum of tommy ammo 3
dry martini 2
dry noodles 3,781
dry vodka martini 3
drywall axe 104
ducha de oro 3
duct tape 1
dueling turtle 2
dumb mud 4
dungeoneer's dungarees 4
Duskwalker fangs 21
Duskwalker syringe 55
dusty bottle of blood 1
dusty bottle of Marsala 187
dusty bottle of Merlot 190
dusty bottle of Muscat 189
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 183
dusty bottle of Port 224
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 237
dusty Crimbo crate 2
dwarf bread 12
dwarvish magazine 15
dwarvish war helmet 2
dwarvish war kilt 1
dwarvish war mattock 2
Dyspepsi-Cola 242
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations 4
eagle feather 1
eagle's milk 3
easter egg balloon 72
Eau de Guaneau 10
ectoplasmic orbs 9
eelskin hat 1
eelskin pants 1
eelskin shield 1
Effermint™ tablets 29
effervescent potion 98
effluvious emerald 1
eggbeater 12
eggnog 156
El Sombrero De Lopez 21
Elder Turtle Shell 32
electric snakebite 2
elegant nightstick 35
eleven-foot pole 81
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 33
Elfin shortbread 2
Elmley shades 31
elven limbos gingerbread 9
elven cellocello 20
elven moonshine 6
elven socks 11
elven suicide capsule 13
emergency margarita 6
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 247
empty meat tank 41
enchanted barbell 32
enchanted bean 34
enchanted brass knuckles 1
enchanted toothpick 7
energy drink IV 274
Engorged Sausages and You 1
enormous belt buckle 81
enormous hoop earring 39
Ent cider 6
equal sign 9
eraser nubbin 43
eternal car battery 1
evil golden arch 249
evil teddy bear 6
evil teddy bear sewing kit 2
evil-ass club 1
exotic jungle fruit 2
exotic orchid 1
exotic parrot egg 1
expensive cigar 2
experimental carbon fiber pasta additive 1
exploding hacky-sack 49
extra-flat panini 13
extra-large palm-frond toupee 1
extra-potent gremlin mutagen 2
extra-spicy bloody mary 3
extra-strength strongness elixir 27
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 18
eXtreme meat crossbow 1
eXtreme meat staff 1
eXtreme meat sword 1
eXtreme mittens 120
eXtreme scarf 118
eye of newt 29
eye-pod 1
eyedrops of newt 155
eyedrops of the ermine 5
eyepatch 173
f3d0r4 143
fabric hardener 26
fabric softener 29
facsimile dictionary 167
faded green protest sign 1
faded red protest sign 1
fairy gravy boat 8
fake blood 15
fancy bath salts 340
fancy beef jerky 1
fancy but probably evil chocolate 4
fancy canapés 2
fancy chocolate 2
fancy chocolate car 7
fancy dress ball 5
fancy seashell necklace 1,196
Fantasma en la Máquina 6
fat stacks of cash 5
fat wallet 2
felt 26
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 102
fermenting powder 2
ferret bait 499
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 2
festive holiday hat 10
fetid feather 22
fettucini Inconnu 2
Feynman gate 10
figurine of a charred seal 24
figurine of a cold seal 65
figurine of a shadowy seal 19
figurine of a sleek seal 30
figurine of a slippery seal 10
figurine of a stinking seal 27
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 8
figurine of an ancient seal 6
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 115
filet of The Fish 1
filthy corduroys 219
filthy knitted dread sack 199
filthy lucre 153
filthy pestle 76
filthy poultice 344
fine aged cheddarwurst 15
fine wine 9
finger cymbals 32
fire 6
fire flower 13
fire of unknown origin 1
fire poi 67
fish-liver oil 61
fishy fish lasagna 1
fizzing spore pod 20
fizzy potion 121
Flamin' Whatshisname 2
flaming cardboard sword 2
flaming crutch 66
flaming feather 59
flaming glowsticks 1
flaming mushroom 8
flaming talons 132
flange 9
flaregun 284
flashing novelty button 1
flask flops 70
flask of mining oil 13
flask of tainted mining oil 147
flat dough 21
flavorless gruel 30
fleetwood chain 4
flimsy clipboard 96
flirtatious feather 54
floaty sand 35
floorboard cruft 4
floral print shirt 3
floral-print skirt 2
flowing hippy skirt 16
flute of flat champagne 89
flypaper staff 1
foetid seal tear 47
Fog Murderer 1
foolscap fool's cap 115
foon 1
forest tears 4
fossilized baboon skull 6
fossilized bat skull 6
fossilized limb 38
fossilized serpent skull 4
fossilized spine 5
fossilized torso 32
fossilized wing 26
fossilized wyrm skull 7
fountain 'soda' 17
Frat Army FGF 161
frat brats 101
freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini 5
freezerburned ice cube 2
freightcake 1
freshwater fishbone 108
freshwater pearl necklace 36
fricasseed brains 24
Friendliness Beverage 15
friendly cheez blob 8
frightful feather 32
frigid fudgepuck 1
frigid hankyū 14
frigid mote 2
frigid ninja stars 390
frigid-ass club 1
frilly shirt 3
frilly skirt 121
Frogade 100
Frost™ brand sword 2
frozen feather 53
frozen Mob Penguin 9
frozen mushroom 3
frozen nunchaku 40
frozen turtle shell 3
fruit bowl 4
fruitcake 166
Fudge Fiber Armor Plating 2
fudge lily 1
fudge pocket square 1
fudgecule 442
full meat tank 1
fumble formula 2
funky dried mushroom 343
funny bone 3
furniture dolly 190
furry fur 924
furry green earmuffs 1
fuzzbump 3
Fuzzby 1
fuzzy busby 18
fuzzy dice 4
fuzzy earmuffs 27
fuzzy montera 15
ga-ga radio 156
Gaia beads 75
Galapagosian Cuisses 4
Garter of the Turtle Poacher 4
gas balloon 289
gauze garter 401
gauze shorts 1
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 3
gearbox necklace 10
Genalen™ Bottle 7
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 4
ghast iron ingot 1
ghost accordion 2
ghost cucumber 3
ghost key 1
ghost of a necklace 28
ghost toga 1
ghuol ears 440
ghuol egg 500
ghuol egg quiche 3
ghuol guolash 279
giant artisanal rice peeler 39
giant cactus quill 28
giant cheesestick 1
giant discarded bottlecap 53
giant discarded plastic fork 57
giant discarded torn-up glove 42
giant foam finger 232
giant giant moth dust 46
giant glass of brandy 4
giant gym membership card 34
giant heirloom grape tomato 45
giant jar of protein powder 38
giant marshmallow 11
giant motorcycle boots 18
giant moxie weed 19
giant needle 704
giant penguin keychain 24
giant pinky ring 129
giant safety pin 69
giant turkey leg 40
gibson 2
gilded lily 1
gimlet 8
gin-soaked blotter paper 11
gingerbread bugbear 187
gingerbread horror 4
gingerbread mutant bugbear 4
gingerbread robot 6
giraffe-necked turtle 22
glark cable 2
Glass Balls of the Goblin King 3
glass eye 1
glass gnoll eye 1
glass of goat's milk 95
glass of herbal tequila 1
glistening staff 1
glittery mascara 27
glob of spoiled mayo 37
gloomy black mushroom 5
glowing red eye 167
glowing spore pod 3
gnat lasagna 6
gnatwing 126
gnauga hide 4
gnauga hide buckler 1
gnauga hide chaps 1
gnocchetti di Nietzsche 1
gnoll lips 53
gnoll teeth 53
gnoll-tooth necklace 1
Gnollish autoplunger 1
Gnollish casserole dish 6
Gnollish flyswatter 28
Gnollish pie server 25
Gnollish pie tin 7
Gnollish plunger 16
Gnollish slotted spoon 20
Gnollish toolbox 66
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 8
Go-Wassail 1
goat beard 136
goat cheese 154
goat cheese pizza 3
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Gordon Bennett 4
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guard turtle shell 19
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guy made of bee pollen 15
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iGoogly 2
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Imp Ale 913
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inkwell 155
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La Fantasma y La Oscuridad 4
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 3
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leathery rat skin 306
Lederhosen of the Night 3
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Let Me Be! 1
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Lord Soggyraven's Slippers 4
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M-242 1
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Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery 3
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Necrotelicomnicon 8
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Neuromancer 3
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Newman's Own Trousers 4
NG 4
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 19
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Now and Earlier 1
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O'RLY manual 44
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Oil of Parrrlay 77
oil of slipperiness 1
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oily boid 1
ointment of the occult 2
old bronzer 28
old coin purse 193
old eyebrow pencil 28
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old-fashioned 3
old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie 1
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oozenog 2
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original G 925
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out-of-tune biwa 5
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overcookie 295
overpriced "imported" beer 4
oversized fish scaler 7
oversized pipe 480
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PADL Phone 719
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painting of a glass of wine 4
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palm frond 157
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paranormal ricotta 11
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patchouli incense stick 404
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patent alacrity tonic 1
patent avarice tonic 1
patent invisibility tonic 1
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pie man was not meant to eat 27
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pocket maze 6
pocket theremin 15
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pointed stick 42
pointy mushroom 7
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poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 8
polyalloy shield 3
Polysniff Perfume 38
pool cue 88
poppy 1
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porquoise 12
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Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 8
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Professor What T-Shirt 123
programmable turtle 7
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Psychotic Train wine 5
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pygmy phone number 62
pygmy pygment 97
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quantum nanopolymer spider web 18
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Radberry Rip wine cooler 2
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Raggedy Hippy doll 1
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ram stick 251
Ram's Face Lager 1,027
raspberry 30
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ratini 38
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Red Russian 1
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redrum 10
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reinforced furry underpants 1
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Retenez L'Herbe Paté 3
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rhinestone cowboy shirt 16
rib of the Bonerdagon 1
rice bowl 17
ridiculous belt 1
ridiculous sandwich 11
ridiculously huge sword 94
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ring 1
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ring of cold resistance 2
ring of Detect Boring Doors 81
ring of gain strength 2
ring of half-assed regeneration 54
ring of teleportation 1
roboduck-on-a-string 1
robot grease 131
rock 1
Rock and Roll Legend 15
Rock Pops 10
rockin' wagon 10
rocky raccoon 162
rogue swarmer 49
roll in the hay 1
roll of toilet paper 462
Rompedores de Fantasmas 3
root beer 12
round green sunglasses 18
round purple sunglasses 740
royal jelly 79
rubber WWBD? bracelet 21
rubber WWJD? bracelet 14
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ruby on canes 4
ruby W 255
rum and cola 9
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rusty chain necklace 13
rusty grave robbing shovel 111
rusty hedge trimmers 55
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rusty metal shaft 2
rxr shield 1
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Saccharine Maple pendant 1
Safari Jack's moustache 10
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sake bomb 650
salacious crumbs 3
salamander slurry 54
salamander spleen 30
salinated mint julep 1
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salty slug 6
sangria 4
Saturday Night Special 1
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sausage bomb 93
sausage without a cause 6
savory sword 1
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sawblade fragment 44
sawblade shield 22
Scalp of Gorgolok 37
scented massage oil 9
scintillating powder 2
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screwdriver 10
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scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil 3
scroll of drastic healing 224
scroll of pasta summoning 70
scrumptious reagent 3,178
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seal tooth 14
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seal-skull helmet 113
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sealhide buckler 1
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sealhide hood 1
sealhide leggings 1
sealhide moccasins 1
sealhide whip 1
seaode 1
sebaceous shield 1
secret blend of herbs and spices 29
security flashlight 15
seegar butt 11
serpentine sword 3
serum of sarcasm 1
servo-assisted exo-pants 9
servomechanical torsion facilitator 3
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sewer turtle 2
shadowy seal eye 1
shady shades 6
shamanic beads 1
shaving cream 2
sheet cake 3
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shingle 89
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shiny stones 189
shiny tribal beads 1
shirt kit 4
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Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip 2
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short writ of habeas corpus 13
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shot of flower schnapps 3
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shot of orange schnapps 165
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shot of rotgut 16
shot of tomato schnapps 187
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shrinking powder 5
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shuriken salad 1
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Sinful Desires 5
single atom 14
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single-serving herbal stuffing 2
six pack of Mountain Stream 523
sk8board 75
skeleton bone 826
skeleton key 111
skeletortoise 2
skewer 77
skewer-mounted razor blade 3
Skipper's accordion 1
skull-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
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slap and tickle 5
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sleaze powder 3
sleaze wad 3
sleazy fairy gravy 1
sleazy hi mein 3
sleep mask 2
sleeping stocking 1
sleeping wereturtle 1
slide rule 68
slightly peevedbow 1
slime convention swag bag 4
slimy fermented bile bladder 7
slingshot 14
slip 'n' slide 9
Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags 13
slug of rum 3
slug of shochu 2
slug of vodka 1
small box 66
smart skull 569
smiling rat 1
smirking shrunken head 51
smoky potion 138
smoldering staff 1
smudged alchemical recipe 1
smut orc keepsake box 52
snailmail bits 16
snake 2
snake shield 5
snarling wolf shield 10
Sneaky Pete's breath spray 3
Sneaky Pete's key lime 22
Sneaky Pete's key lime pie 13
snifter of thoroughly aged brandy 111
snorkel 7
Snow Queen Crown 143
snowboarder pants 114
sock garters 1
soda water 16
soft green echo eyedrop antidote 628
Sogg-Os 3
solid gold bowling ball 48
solid gold pegleg 10
solid state loom 1
sommelier's towel 7
sonar-in-a-biscuit 119
souvenir ski t-shirt 10
soy cordial 4
soylent staff 1
space chowder 127
Space Tourist Phaser 25
Space Tours Tripple 62
space wine 127
spade necklace 19
spaghetti cult mask 11
spaghetti cult rosary 7
spaghetti with Skullheads 1
Spam Witch sammich 404
spandex anniversary shorts 1
spangly mariachi pants 8
spangly mariachi vest 4
spangly sombrero 4
spark plug earring 5
sparkler 1
spectral axe 2
spectral jelly 1
spectre scepter 94
SPF 451 lip balm 37
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spiced rum 6
spices 171
spicy enchanted bean burrito 1
spider web 196
spiked femur 105
spirit gum 12
spirit mattress 2
spirit pillow 1
Spirit Precipice 1
spirit sheet 1
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spooky bark 43
spooky bicycle chain 4
spooky cosmetics bag 12
spooky eggnog 2
spooky eyeliner 7
spooky hi mein 1
spooky hockey mask 2
spooky lasso 10
spooky lipstick 4
spooky lo mein 1
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spooky powder 4
spooky sap 31
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spooky sound effects record 4
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spooky stuffing 13
Spooky Surprise Egg 22
spooky wooden block 19
Spooky-Gro fertilizer 7
spoonful of Linguine-Os 4
spork 2
spray paint 34
spring 80
sprocket 132
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