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Display Case for Rutger von Horeburg (#641499)

This player is ranked #938 for Most Total Items with a total of 155,063 items.
This player is ranked #110 for Most Unique Items with a total of 4,904 items.

This player is a member of the clan The Worshipful Company of Meat Mongers.

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Rutger von Horeburg (#641499)

This player has 4,904 unique items and 155,063 total items in his/her display case.

	Item	Quantity
	"DRINK ME" potion	278
	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	12
	1-ball	1
	1.21 jigawatts	1
	1/6th Pound Cake	1
	100-Watt bulb	1
	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	3
	2-ball	2
	25-meat staff	2
	3-ball	1
	30669 scroll	1
	33398 scroll	1
	334 scroll	2
	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
	4-ball	1
	4-d camera	4
	4-dimensional guitar	1
	4:20 bomb	1
	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
	5-ball	2
	5-hour acrimony	1
	6-ball	1
	64067 scroll	2
	668 scroll	1
	7-ball	2
	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	4
	7-inch discus	1
	8-ball	6
	9-ball	1
	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	4
	a butt tuba	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	5
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	2
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	2
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	5
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	2
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
	a cute angel	1
	a little sump'm sump'm	1
	A muse-bouche	1
	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
	abandoned candy	1
	abominable blubber	1
	abominable snowcone	72
	Abyssal ember	2
	accidental cider	2
	acid-squirting flower	1
	acoustic guitarrr	2
	actual reality goggles	12
	adder bladder	88
	adhesive tape dolly	1
	adorable seal larva	8
	adventurer clone egg	1
	aerated diving helmet	1
	affordable teak perch	1
	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	1
	agua de vida	1
	airblaster gun	19
	albatross necklace	1
	Alewife™ Ale	1
	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
	Alice's Army Bowman	1
	Alice's Army Cleric	1
	Alice's Army Coward	1
	Alice's Army Dervish	1
	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
	Alice's Army Guard	1
	Alice's Army Halberder	1
	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
	Alice's Army Horseman	1
	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
	Alice's Army Martyr	1
	Alice's Army Ninja	1
	Alice's Army Nurse	1
	Alice's Army Page	1
	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
	Alice's Army Sniper	1
	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
	Alice's Army Wallman	1
	all-purpose cleaner	1
	all-purpose flower	2
	alpha-mail pants	2
	alphabet gum	1
	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
	amber aviator shades	1
	ammonite candy mold	1
	ammonite fossil	40
	amphibious tophat	1
	amulet of extreme plot significance	2
	Amulet of Yendor	2
	ancient calendar	1
	ancient calendar fragment	2
	ancient cursed foot locker	4
	ancient frozen dinner	6
	ancient ice cream scoop	1
	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
	ancient poisoned dart	1
	ancient protein powder	1
	Ancient Saucehelm	4
	ancient spice	1
	ancient stone fist	1
	ancient stone head	1
	ancient turtle shell	1
	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
	ancient turtle shell powder	1
	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	14
	ancient vinyl coin purse	47
	anemone nematocyst	1
	angel-food cake	3
	Angelhair Culottes	4
	Angry Farmer candy	1
	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
	angst burger	1
	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
	anniversary balloon	3
	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
	anniversary concrete fedora	1
	anniversary safety glass vest	1
	annoying pitchfork	3
	ant agonist	1
	ant antidepressant	1
	ant hoe	1
	ant pick	1
	ant pitchfork	1
	ant rake	1
	ant sickle	1
	anti-anti-antidote	6
	anticheese	1
	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	4
	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
	antique bottle opener	2
	antique greaves	14
	antique hand mirror	2
	antique helmet	16
	antique packet of ketchup	9
	antique painting of a landscape	1
	antique pair of blue jeans	4
	antique record album	11
	antique shield	11
	antique souvenir drawing	5
	antique spear	10
	apathetic lizardman doll	3
	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	1
	archaeologing shovel	1
	Argarggagarg's fang	9
	armgun	1
	around the world	1
	arrowgram	2
	arrrgyle socks	1
	Arrrmetia trading card	1
	arse-a'fire elixir	1
	artisanal limoncello	1
	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	1
	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	1
	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	1
	Artist's Spatula of Despair	1
	Artist's Whisk of Misery	1
	asbestos apron	1
	asbestos crossbow	2
	asbestos crossbow string	2
	asbestos helmet turtle	2
	asbestos meat stack	2
	asbestos ore	51
	asbestos staff	2
	asbestos stick	1
	asbestos sword	2
	asbestos sword hilt	2
	ASCII shirt	3
	Asleep in the Cemetery	5
	asparagus knife	8
	asparagus lo mein	1
	asparagus stir-fry	3
	aspirin	1
	asshat	2
	astral mushroom	1
	astronaut ice-cream	1
	astronaut pants	8
	Atomic Comic	2
	Atomic Pop	1
	atomic vector plotter	6
	attention spanner	1
	attorney's badge	1
	augmented El Vibrato drone	1
	Aura Libre	1
	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
	automatic catapult	3
	auxiliary backbone	1
	awful poetry journal	1
	Ax of L'rose	1
	Aye Aye	1
	Aye Aye, Captain	1
	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
	bätzle	1
	baby cuddlefish	1
	baby killer bee	1
	babycakes	2
	backwoods screwdriver	1
	bacon bath ball	2
	baconstone	8
	baconstone bracelet	1
	baconstone earring	1
	baconstone pendant	1
	baconstone ring	1
	bad penguin egg	1
	bad-ass club	1
	badass belt	137
	badass pie	1
	badge of authority	1
	badger badge	1
	bag of bones	8
	bag of Cheat-Os	1
	bag of GORF	1
	bag of GORP	1
	bag of lard	1
	bag of many confections	1
	bag of QWOP	1
	baggie of powdered sugar	1
	balaclava	1
	balaclava baklava	11
	ball	7
	ball-in-a-cup	1
	ballast turtle	1
	balloon helmet	2
	balloon monkey	1
	balloon shield	1
	balloon sword	1
	ballpark hot daub	1
	ballroom blintz	9
	bamboo bokuto	2
	banana	1
	banana cream pie	1
	banana daiquiri	1
	banana milkshake	1
	banana peel	1
	banana smoothie	3
	banana spritzer	1
	banana supersucker	1
	bananagate	92
	bananarama bangle	6
	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	4
	Bangyomaman battle juice	1
	banjo strings	1
	baobab sap	1
	bar skin	107
	bar whip	1
	barbed-wire fence	1
	bargain flash powder	1
	bark beret	3
	bark boxers	3
	bark bracelet	3
	Barney's rake	1
	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	19
	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
	barrrnacle	1
	barskin buckler	1
	barskin cloak	2
	barskin hat	3
	barskin loincloth	1
	barskin tent	4
	bartender skull	1
	bartender-in-the-box	1
	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	12
	Barulio's bottle	1
	baseball	1
	Bash-Ōs boxtop	4
	Bash-Ōs cereal	18
	basic meat crossbow	1
	basic meat fez	2
	basic meat foon	1
	basic meat helmet	2
	basic meat kilt	3
	basic meat pants	2
	basic meat skirt	2
	basic meat spork	1
	basic meat staff	1
	basic meat sword	1
	bat guano	1
	bat haggis	1
	bat hat	1
	bat whip	1
	bat wing	25
	bat wing kabob	1
	bat wing stir-fry	5
	bat-ass leather jacket	1
	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
	batblade	1
	batgut	1
	bath ball gift set	3
	battered Crimbo Crate	17
	battered hubcap	1
	battered old top-hat	1
	Battlie Light Saver	1
	bazookafish bubble gum	1
	beach ball marble	1
	beach glass bead	14
	beach glass necklace	1
	bean burrito	1
	beanbag chair	1
	beastly paste	1
	beaten-up Chucks	1
	beautiful soup	3
	bed of coals	12
	beefy fish meat	1
	beer basted brat	1
	beer bomb	3
	beer bong	1
	beer cartilage	2
	beer goggles	1
	beer helmet	1
	beer lens	2
	beer-a-pult	1
	beer-scented teddy bear	6
	beer-soaked mop	1
	beertini	39
	beery blood	1
	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
	begpwnia	1
	beholed bedsheet	14
	beige clambroth marble	2
	Beignet Milgranet	6
	bejeweled accordion strap	1
	bejeweled cufflinks	73
	bejeweled pledge pin	1
	belemnite candy mold	1
	belemnite fossil	54
	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
	bellhop bell	1
	Belt of Howling Anger	8
	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
	berries of suffering	1
	berry-infused sake	15
	Better Than Cuddling Cake	5
	bewitching boots	1
	bezoar ring	1
	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	15
	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	13
	BGE merchandise order form	86
	BGE pocket calendar	3
	BGE shotglass	24
	BGE temporary tattoo	5
	BGE tiny plastic toy	13
	bi-lateral logic compressor	6
	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
	big bad voodoo mask	2
	big bass drum	1
	big boom	4
	big bumboozer marble	1
	big bundle of chamoix	2
	Big Candy's tophat	1
	big glob of skin	1
	big red clown nose	1
	big rock	2
	big slimy cyst	1
	big stick	2
	big stirring stick	2
	bigger stick	1
	bilge wine	3,021
	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	3
	bindle of joy	7
	bindlestocking	16
	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
	bird rib	1
	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	1
	bishop cookie	1
	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
	bit of clingfilm	1
	bit-o-cactus	1
	bite-me-red lipstick	1
	bitter bowtie	1
	bitter pill	1
	BitterSweetTarts	1
	BittyCar HotCar	1
	BittyCar MeatCar	1
	BittyCar SoulCar	1
	Bjorn's Hammer	1
	black & tan	284
	black belt	1
	Black Body™ spray	1
	black BRICKO brick	1
	black candy heart	1
	black catseye marble	1
	black cherry soda	1
	black cowboy hat	1
	black eyedrops	1
	black facepaint	1
	black forest cake	305
	black forest ham	316
	black greaves	11,062
	black helmet	9,860
	Black Hole	1
	black kettle drum	1
	black lotus	3
	Black No. 2	1
	black paisley oyster egg	14
	black pension check	3,381
	black pepper	1
	black picnic basket	1,351
	black pixel	2
	black plastic oyster egg	1
	black polka-dot oyster egg	2
	black pudding	41
	black sheepskin diploma	1
	black shield	11,074
	black snake skin	11,153
	black snowcone	1
	black spot	1
	black striped oyster egg	8
	black sword	9,964
	black velvet box	2
	black-and-blue light	5
	blackberry	6,800
	blackberry combat boots	1
	blackberry galoshes	5
	blackberry moccasins	1
	blackberry polite	1
	blackberry slippers	1
	Blackfly Chardonnay	317
	blammer	1
	blank fudge mold	2
	blank prescription sheet	1
	Blatantly Canadian	2
	blended frozen swill	1
	blind-packed capsule toy	1
	Bling of the New Wave	6
	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
	blob of acid	1
	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	27
	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
	blood flower	8
	Blood Light	34
	blood of the Wereseal	1
	blood-faced volleyball	1
	bloody beer	44
	bloody clown pants	3
	bloody mary	1
	blue canary nightlight	1
	blue class ring	30
	Blue Diamond of Honesty	2
	blue paisley oyster egg	7
	blue pixel	32
	blue pixel potion	1
	blue plasma ball	3
	blue plastic baby	1
	blue plastic oyster egg	3
	blue polka-dot oyster egg	6
	blue potion	1
	blue raspberry troll doll	1
	blue shell	1
	blue snowcone	3
	blue striped oyster egg	27
	blue suede shoes	1
	blue velvet cake	3
	blue-frosted astral cupcake	2
	blundarrrbus	1
	blunt cat claw	1
	blunt icepick	1
	bobble-hip hula elf doll	2
	bobcat grenade	1
	Bohemian rhapsody	1
	boilermaker	1
	bone and arrows	1
	bone aperitif	1
	bone chips	5
	bone collar	1
	bone crusher	1
	bone flute	1
	bone meal	1
	bone rattle	2
	bone spurs	1
	Bone's Farm "wine"	9
	boneana hammock	1
	bonedanna	1
	bonerang	1
	Bonerdagon necklace	1
	Bonestabber	1
	boning knife	1
	bonsai tree	1
	booby trap	1
	Boots of Twilight Whispers	3
	booty chest charrrm	649
	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
	booze-soaked cherry	10
	boozebomb	1
	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
	borg sock monkey	2
	boring spaghetti	1
	Boris's Helm	1
	Boris's key lime	1
	Boris's key lime pie	22
	Boris's ring	1
	borrowed time	1
	Boss Bat bling	1
	Boss Bat britches	3
	bottle of alcohol	2
	bottle of antifreeze	1
	bottle of black cat tonic	1
	bottle of Blank-Out	2
	bottle of bubbles	1
	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
	bottle of Cochon Noir	1
	bottle of cooking sherry	6
	bottle of Definit	1
	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
	bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1
	bottle of fire	1
	bottle of gin	1
	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
	bottle of goofballs	109
	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
	bottle of limeade	1
	bottle of melodramamine	1
	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	7
	bottle of moontan lotion	1
	bottle of Mystic Shell	5
	bottle of Ooze-O	1
	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
	bottle of perfume	1
	bottle of Pete's Sake	1
	bottle of Pinot Renoir	4
	bottle of pirate juice	1
	bottle of popskull	5
	bottle of realpagne	1
	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
	bottle of rum	1
	bottle of sake	116
	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
	bottle of tequila	1
	bottle of ultravitamins	3
	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	2
	bottle of vodka	2
	bottle of whiskey	1
	bottle of wine	1
	bottle opener belt buckle	1
	bottlecap turtle	1
	bottled inspiration	1
	boulder	1
	bounty-hunting helmet	1
	bounty-hunting pants	1
	bounty-hunting rifle	1
	bouquet of circular saw blades	5
	bow	1
	bow staff	1
	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
	bowl of cottage cheese	275
	bowl of fishysoisse	2
	bowl of lucky charms	14
	bowl of rye sprouts	10
	bowlegged pants	1
	bowler	1
	box	13
	box of bear arms	1
	box of Familiar Jacks	1
	box of hammers	1
	box of Pokëmann band-aids	1
	box of sunshine	11
	box turtle	1
	box-in-the-box	2
	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
	boxcar turtle	1
	boxed champagne	1
	boxed wine	1
	boxing glove	1
	boxing glove on a spring	1
	boxing-glove-in-a-box	1
	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	2
	brains casserole	1
	BRAINS shorts	11
	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
	brainy skull	1
	brand new key	2
	brass abacus	1
	brass crank handle	1
	brass dorsal fin	1
	brass gear	1
	brass stinger	1
	brazen bracelet	1
	breaded beer	3
	breath mint	1
	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	5
	brick	1
	brick of sand	1
	BRICKO airship	1
	BRICKO bat	1
	BRICKO brick	1
	BRICKO bulwark	1
	BRICKO cathedral	1
	BRICKO egg	1
	BRICKO elephant	1
	BRICKO eye brick	1,849
	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
	BRICKO hat	1
	BRICKO octopus	1
	BRICKO ooze	1
	BRICKO oyster	1
	BRICKO pants	1
	BRICKO pearl	1
	BRICKO pyramid	1
	BRICKO python	1
	BRICKO reactor	1
	BRICKO sword	1
	BRICKO trunk	1
	BRICKO turtle	1
	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	2
	briefcase	3
	brigand brittle	1
	Bright Water	1
	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	40
	brine	3
	briny vinegar	1
	brittle plastic handle	1
	broken BRICKO brick	14
	broken carburetor	1
	broken cellular phone	1
	broken clock	1
	broken El Vibrato drone	1
	broken glass grenade	1
	broken skull	15
	broken sword	2
	bronze breastplate	1
	bronze handcuffs	1
	bronzed locust	1
	brown crock marble	1
	brown felt tophat	1
	brown pixel	1
	brown plastic baby	1
	brown sugar cane	25
	bubble bauble bow	3
	bubble-wrap simulator	1
	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
	bubblewrap crossbow	1
	bubblewrap ore	5
	bubblewrap staff	1
	bubblewrap sword	1
	bubblin' crude	1
	bubbling tempura batter	1
	bubbly potion	1
	bucket of anniversary lard	1
	bucket of honey	1
	bucket of wine	1
	buckler buckle	1
	buckyball	3
	buffalo blade	1
	bug paste	1
	bugbear beanie	1
	bugbear bungguard	2
	bugbear detector	1
	bugbear purification pill	1
	bugged bÃ¶n±Ã©t	1
	bugged balaclava	1
	bugged beanie	1
	Bulky Buddy Box	3
	bull blubber	1
	bullet-proof corduroys	18
	bum cheek	6
	bumblebee marble	2
	bunch of bananas	1
	bunch of square grapes	1
	bungle in the jungle	1
	bunny liver	1
	buoybottoms	2
	burnt flower	1
	burrowgrub hive	1
	burst hellseal brain	12
	BURT	59
	bus pass	1
	butterfly knife	1
	Buttery Knob	1
	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
	C.B.F.G.	1
	C.H.U.M. chum	1
	C.H.U.M. knife	4
	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
	cactus fruit	13
	cactus monocle	1
	caipifruta	1
	Caipiranha	1
	calavera concertina	1
	calle de miel	1
	Camp Scout backpack	1
	Camp Scout pup tent	1
	can cannon	3
	can of Binarrrca	1
	can of black paint	1
	can of CRIMBCOLA	41
	can of depilatory cream	1
	can of fake snow	1
	can of franks 'n' beans	2
	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	2
	can of maces	2
	can of Rain-Doh	1
	can of Red Minotaur	2
	can of spinach	1
	can of starch	1
	can of sterno	1
	can of Swiller	1
	Can-Can skirt	1
	can-can-in-a-can	1
	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	66
	can-you-dig-it?	1
	Candicaine	1
	candied kobold	4
	candied yam pinky ring	1
	candied yams	85
	Candy Alexander	1
	candy brain	9
	candy cane	191
	candy cane candygram	1
	candy cornucopia	1
	candy crayons	1
	candy kneecapping stick	24
	candy knuckles	25
	candy skeleton	1
	candy stake	19
	candycaine powder	2
	cane-mail pants	1
	cane-mail shirt	1
	cannonball charrrm	656
	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
	canopic jar	1
	canteen of wine	85
	capacitor relay	80
	carbon nanotube frame	52
	carbonated soy milk	1
	carbonated water lily	1
	card sleeve	1
	cardboard box turtle	3
	cardboard crossbow	1
	cardboard katana	1
	cardboard ore	4
	cardboard staff	1
	cardboard sword	1
	cardboard wakizashi	2
	caret	1
	carob brownies	1
	carob cannon	2
	carob chunk cookies	33
	carob chunk noodles	38
	carob chunks	11
	carrot cake	1
	carrot claret	1
	carrot juice	1
	carrot nose	1
	cartoon heart	1
	casino pass	3
	cast	1
	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
	cat appendix	1
	catgut	1
	catgut taco	1
	catskin buckler	1
	catskin cap	2
	catsup	1
	Cement Mixer	1
	cement sandals	8
	centipede eggs	24
	Cerebral Cloche	1
	Cerebral Crossbow	2
	Cerebral Culottes	1
	chain-mail monokini	2
	chainsaw chain	10
	Chakra Libre	1
	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
	chamoisole	1
	chaos butterfly	1
	chaos popcorn	1
	charged magnet	1
	charming flute	1
	charpuce jub-jub bird	1
	charrrm bracelet	1
	cheap Chinese beer	1
	cheap cigar butt	2
	cheap elven gloves	23
	cheap plastic blowgun	1
	cheap plastic bottle opener	2
	cheap plastic kazoo	1
	cheap studded belt	2
	cheap toaster	1
	cheap wind-up clock	1
	cheezburger	1
	chef skull	1
	chef's hat	1
	chef-in-the-box	1
	chef-skull-in-the-box	1
	cherry	1
	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
	cherry pie	10
	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
	Chester's bag of candy	3
	Chester's cutoffs	4
	Chester's moustache	2
	Chester's muscle shirt	1
	chewing gum on a string	1
	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
	ChibiBuddy™ (on)	1
	children of the candy corn	1
	Chinese curse words	1
	chintzy accordion pin	1
	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
	chintzy noodle ring	2
	chintzy saucepan earring	1
	chintzy seal pendant	1
	chintzy turtle brooch	1
	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	2
	chiptune guitar	1
	chisel	1
	chitinous pod	1
	chloroform rag	1
	chlorophyll paste	1
	chocolate bath ball	2
	chocolate box	2
	chocolate cigar	17
	chocolate disco ball	1
	chocolate filthy lucre	6
	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	1
	chocolate pasta spoon	1
	chocolate saucepan	1
	chocolate seal-clubbing club	1
	chocolate spurs	1
	chocolate stolen accordion	1
	chocolate turtle totem	1
	chocolate-covered caviar	1
	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	5
	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	64
	Choker of the Ultragoth	2
	chopsticks	1
	Chorale of Companionship	1
	Chori Zo trading card	1
	chorizo brownies	19
	chorizo taco	1
	chrome crossbow	3
	chrome crossbow string	1
	chrome helmet turtle	1
	chrome meat stack	1
	chrome ore	3
	chrome staff	1
	chrome stick	1
	chrome sword	2
	chrome sword hilt	2
	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
	chunk of rock salt	2
	Cinco Mayo Lager	6
	cinnamon troll doll	1
	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	20
	citrus-infused sake	1
	Clan hot dog stand	1
	Clan shower	1
	Clan VIP Lounge invitation	2
	classy monkey	1
	Claw of the Infernal Seal	4
	clay peace-sign bead	15
	Claybender glasses	3
	Climate Colada	1
	clingfilm cap	1
	clingfilm slippers	1
	clingfilm tangle	1
	clingfilm trousers	1
	Cloaca grenade	9
	Cloaca-Cola	1
	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	2
	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
	clock-cleaning hammer	1
	clockwork bartender head	1
	clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box	1
	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	1
	clockwork chef head	1
	clockwork chef-head-in-the-box	1
	clockwork chef-in-the-box	1
	clockwork claws	1
	clockwork clockwise dome	1
	clockwork counterclockwise dome	1
	clockwork crossbow	1
	clockwork detective skull	1
	clockwork doohickey	1
	clockwork endoskeleton	1
	clockwork handle	1
	clockwork hat	1
	clockwork key	10
	clockwork maid	1
	clockwork maid head	1
	clockwork pants	1
	clockwork pirate skull	1
	clockwork rings	1
	clockwork rod	1
	clockwork shank	1
	clockwork sheet	1
	clockwork sphere	35
	clockwork spine	1
	clockwork staff	1
	clockwork sword	1
	clockwork thingamajig	1
	clockwork trench coat	1
	clockwork widget	1
	cloudy potion	1
	clove-flavored lip balm	1
	clown hammer	1
	clown shoes	1
	clown skin	105
	clown whip	1
	clown wig	1
	clownskin belt	1
	clownskin buckler	1
	clownskin harness	1
	club necklace	203
	club of corruption	1
	club of the five seasons	1
	club sandwich	1
	clumsiness bark	1
	cob of corn	9
	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	2
	cocktail napkin	1
	cocktail onion	1
	cocoa egg	267
	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
	coconut bikini top	1
	coconut shell	1
	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
	Codpiece of the Goblin King	3
	coffee pixie stick	1
	coffin lid	2
	cog	1
	cog and sprocket assembly	1
	Colander of Em-er'il	5
	cold and sour sauce	1
	cold hi mein	1
	Cold Hots candy	6
	cold ninja mask	2
	cold nuggets	1
	cold powder	1
	cold wad	1
	cold-filtered water	1
	collapsible baton	2
	collection of tiny spooky objects	20
	cologne of contempt	1
	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
	colored-light "necklace"	1
	colorful plastic ball	1
	colorful toad	1
	Comet Drop	1
	Comet Pop	1
	comfy coffin	8
	comfy pillow	3
	commemorative war stein	3
	communications windchimes	1
	compressed air canister	1
	computronic processing unit	7
	concentrated cordial of concentration	1
	concentrated garbage juice	1
	concentrated magicalness pill	1
	concoction of clumsiness	2
	confusing LED clock	1
	congratulatory cake	2
	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
	container of Spooky Putty	1
	control crystal	1
	Cookbook of the Damned	3
	cool cat claw	1
	cool cat elixir	1
	cool jelly donut	1
	cool mushroom	3
	cool mushroom casserole	15
	cool mushroom wine	1
	cool whip	1
	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	2
	copper ha'penny charrrm	633
	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	1
	cordial of concentration	1
	corn holder	4
	corncob pipe	1
	corned-beef Reuben	10
	cornuthaum	1
	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
	Corpse Island iced tea	30
	corpse on the beach	25
	corpsebite	1
	corpsedriver	32
	corpsetini	37
	correction fluid	3
	corrupt club of corrupt corruption	1
	corrupt club of corruption	1
	corrupted data	1
	cosmic bucket	1
	cosmic lemonade	1
	cosmic paste	1
	costume sword	1
	cottage	1
	cotton candy bale	1
	cotton candy cone	17
	cotton candy cordial	1
	cotton candy pillow	52
	cotton candy pinch	1
	cotton candy plug	8
	cotton candy skoshe	1
	cotton candy smidgen	1
	cracker	1
	cranberries	1
	cranberry cordial	1
	cranberry schnapps	1
	crappy brain	1
	crayon shavings	1
	crazy little Turkish delight	111
	Crazymaker	1
	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
	cream pie	1
	cream stout	79
	creamsicle	59
	creepy ginger ale	1
	creepy voodoo doll	1
	creepy-ass club	1
	Crepes a la Lune	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	6
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	6
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	6
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	6
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	6
	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
	CRIMBCO mug	1
	CRIMBCO scrip	405
	CRIMBCO wine	5
	CRIMBCOIDS mints	36
	CRIMBCOLOAF	27
	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
	Crimbo candied pecan	127
	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	2
	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
	Crimbo fudge	152
	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
	Crimbo paste	1
	Crimbo peppermint bark	135
	Crimbo pie	3
	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
	Crimbo tree flocker	1
	Crimbo ukulele	1
	Crimbo wreath	5
	Crimbojito	1
	Crimbomination Contraption	1
	Crimbough	1
	Crimboween memo	22
	Crimbuck	10
	crimsilion jub-jub bird	1
	croquet hedgehog	1
	crossbow string	5
	crotchety pants	1
	crowbar	1
	crowbarrr	4
	Crown of the Goblin King	8
	crown-shaped beanie	1
	crude crudités	1
	crude voodoo doll	1
	cruelty-free wine	3
	crumbling rat skull	1
	crumpled felt fedora	1
	cryptic puzzle box	1
	crystal decanter	2
	crystal skeleton vodka	1
	crystal skull	1
	crystallized memory	1
	CSA all-purpose soap	1
	CSA bravery badge	1
	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
	CSA discount card	1
	CSA fire-starting kit	1
	CSA obedience grenade	1
	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
	cube of billiard chalk	1
	cup of hickory chicory	1
	cup of infinite pencils	4
	cup of primitive beer	56
	cupcake-in-a-cup	12
	curdflinger	1
	curmudgel	1
	cursed black pearl onion	155
	cursed bottle of black-label rum	137
	cursed bottle of rum	167
	cursed breeches	1
	cursed cannonball	1
	cursed cutlass	1
	cursed dirty joke scroll	1
	cursed eyepatch	1
	cursed piece of thirteen	1
	cursed scrunchie	10
	cursed sea biscuit	218
	cursed voodoo skull	1
	cyber-mattock	1
	cyborg doll	2
	cyborg stompin' boot	8
	cyclops eyedrops	1
	cymbal syrup	1
	d10	1
	d12	1
	d20	1
	d4	1
	d6	1
	d8	1
	Daffy Taffy	64
	daisy	3
	Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	2
	dance card	2
	dangerous jerkcicle	1
	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
	Dark & Starry	1
	dark potion	1
	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
	daub-breaker	1
	day-old beer	1
	deactivated MicroMechaMech	10
	deactivated nanobots	1
	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
	dead guy's memento	1
	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	1
	dead guy's watch	1
	dead lights pie	1
	dead meat bun	1
	deadly lampshade	1
	deadly nightshade	2
	death blossom	1
	decanter of fine Scotch	2
	decaying goldfish liver	1
	decaying wooden oar	2
	decaying wooden paddle	1
	decaying wooden pole	1
	decent brain	1
	deck of tropical cards	1
	decorative fountain	1
	defective skull	1
	dehydrated caviar	27
	delectable catalyst	1
	delectable fire ant	1
	delicious comfit?	1
	delicious noodles	1
	delicious salad	212
	delicious shimmering moth	1
	delicious spicy noodles	1
	delicious stinkbug	1
	deluxe fax machine	4
	demon buckler	1
	demon skin	110
	demon whip	1
	demon-horned hat	1
	demonic paste	1
	demonskin jacket	1
	demonskin trousers	1
	denim axe	3
	dense meat crossbow	1
	dense meat stack	1
	dense meat staff	1
	dense meat sword	1
	dental pliers	1
	dented harmonica	1
	deodorant	1
	depantsing bomb	1
	depleted Grimacite astrolabe	1
	depleted Grimacite grappling hook	1
	depleted Grimacite gravy boat	1
	depleted Grimacite hammer	1
	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
	depleted Grimacite ninja mask	1
	depleted Grimacite shinguards	1
	depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	1
	depleted uranium seal figurine	4
	desiccated apricot	7
	designer handbag	20
	desktop zen garden	1
	detective skull	1
	dethklok	2
	detour shield	1
	devil's-food cake	6
	devilish folio	1
	dew yoana lei	1
	dew yoana salacious lei	1
	diamond necklace	205
	diamond-studded cane	1
	diamond-studded fronts	1
	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	6
	didgeridooka	2
	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
	digital key lime	1
	digital key lime pie	2
	digital underground potion	1
	dill	3
	dinged-up triangle	4
	dingy planks	1
	dire fudgesicle	10
	dirty hobo gloves	1
	disassembled clover	1
	disbelief suspenders	1
	Disco 'Fro Pick	23
	disco ball	2
	Disco Banjo	2
	disco mask	3
	disease	2
	disembodied brain	1
	disembodied smile	1
	dishrag	2
	disintegrating quill pen	6
	disintegrating sheet music	1
	disintegrating spiky collar	1
	displaced fish	1
	distilled fortified wine	14
	distressed denim pants	1
	disturbing fanfic	5
	Divine	1
	divine blowout	1
	divine can of silly string	1
	divine champagne flute	1
	divine champagne popper	1
	divine cracker	1
	divine noisemaker	1
	diving muff	1
	DNOTC Box	3
	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
	doll house	1
	dollar sign	6
	dollar-sign bag	2
	dollhive	1
	Dolphin King's crown	4
	dolphin whistle	1
	donkey flipbook	1
	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
	dope wheels	1
	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	31
	double-barreled sling	1
	double-ice box	1
	double-ice britches	1
	double-ice cap	1
	double-ice gum	1
	Doublepunchplanter	1
	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	8
	drab sonata	1
	Drac & Tan	1
	draggin' ball hat	3
	dragon snaps	63
	dragonfish caviar	1
	Dramatic™ range	1
	dreadlock whip	3
	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	1
	dress pants	2
	dried face	9
	dried gelatinous cube	1
	dripping meat crossbow	2
	dripping meat staff	2
	dripping meat sword	2
	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	1
	drone self-destruct chip	15
	drop of water-37	1
	Drowsy Sword	98
	drum machine	1
	drum of pomade	1
	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
	Drunken Neurologist	1
	Drunken Philosopher	1
	dry martini	16
	dry noodles	1
	dry vodka martini	2
	drywall axe	3
	dubious peppermint	1
	ducha de oro	1
	duck-on-a-string	2
	duct tape	1
	duct tape buckler	265
	duct tape dockers	2
	duct tape fedora	1
	duct tape shirt	1
	duct tape sword	2
	duct tape wallet	1
	dueling banjo	1
	dueling turtle	1
	dull fish scale	1
	Dump Truck	1
	Dungeon Fist gauntlet	1
	dungeoneer's dungarees	2
	dungeoneering kit	1
	Duskwalker fangs	2
	Duskwalker syringe	1
	dusty animal cranium	1
	dusty animal jawbone	1
	dusty animal pelvis	1
	dusty animal skull	1
	dusty bottle of Marsala	20
	dusty bottle of Merlot	20
	dusty bottle of Muscat	21
	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	20
	dusty bottle of Port	20
	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	20
	dusty Crimbo crate	11
	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	1
	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty first caudal vertebra	1
	dusty first cervical vertebra	1
	dusty first lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty first thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	1
	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty left clavicle	1
	dusty left eighth rib	1
	dusty left eleventh rib	1
	dusty left femur	1
	dusty left fibula	1
	dusty left fifth rib	1
	dusty left first front claw	1
	dusty left first rear claw	1
	dusty left first rib	1
	dusty left fourth front claw	1
	dusty left fourth rear claw	1
	dusty left fourth rib	1
	dusty left humerus	1
	dusty left kneecap	1
	dusty left ninth rib	1
	dusty left radius	1
	dusty left scapula	1
	dusty left second front claw	1
	dusty left second rear claw	1
	dusty left second rib	1
	dusty left seventh rib	1
	dusty left sixth rib	1
	dusty left tenth rib	1
	dusty left third front claw	1
	dusty left third rear claw	1
	dusty left third rib	1
	dusty left thumb	1
	dusty left tibia	1
	dusty left twelfth rib	1
	dusty left ulna	1
	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty right clavicle	1
	dusty right eighth rib	1
	dusty right eleventh rib	1
	dusty right femur	1
	dusty right fibula	1
	dusty right fifth rib	1
	dusty right first front claw	1
	dusty right first rear claw	1
	dusty right first rib	1
	dusty right fourth front claw	1
	dusty right fourth rear claw	1
	dusty right fourth rib	1
	dusty right humerus	1
	dusty right kneecap	1
	dusty right ninth rib	1
	dusty right radius	1
	dusty right scapula	1
	dusty right second front claw	1
	dusty right second rear claw	1
	dusty right second rib	1
	dusty right seventh rib	1
	dusty right sixth rib	1
	dusty right tenth rib	1
	dusty right third front claw	1
	dusty right third rear claw	1
	dusty right third rib	1
	dusty right thumb	1
	dusty right tibia	1
	dusty right twelfth rib	1
	dusty right ulna	1
	dusty sacral vertebrae	1
	dusty second caudal vertebra	1
	dusty second cervical vertebra	1
	dusty second lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty second thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	1
	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	1
	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	1
	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty third caudal vertebra	1
	dusty third cervical vertebra	1
	dusty third lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty third thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	1
	dwarf bread	11
	dwarvish magazine	47
	dwarvish war helmet	1
	dwarvish war kilt	1
	dwarvish war mattock	1
	Dyspepsi grenade	7
	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	3
	Earring of Fire	1
	Earth and Firewater	1
	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
	easter egg balloon	134
	Eau de Guaneau	1
	Ecto-Cooler	7
	ectoplasmic paste	1
	eel battery	1
	eel sauce	1
	eel skin	2
	eelskin hat	1
	eelskin pants	1
	eelskin shield	3
	effervescent potion	1
	effluvious emerald	1
	eggbeater	1
	eggman noodles	1
	eggnog	183
	El Sombrero De Lopez	18
	El Vibrato drone	2
	El Vibrato energy spear	1
	El Vibrato helmet	1
	El Vibrato leg guards	1
	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
	El Vibrato power sphere	6
	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	3
	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	4
	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	3
	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	5
	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	2
	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	7
	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
	El Vibrato translator	1
	El Vibrato trapezoid	1
	Elder Turtle Shell	8
	elderly jawbreaker	1
	eldritch dough	1
	electric crutch	2
	electrical thingamabob	1
	electronic dulcimer pants	1
	elemental paste	1
	elephant stinger	1
	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
	Elfin shortbread	2
	Ellsbury's journal	1
	Ellsbury's skull	1
	Elmley shades	1
	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
	*elven limbos* gingerbread**	80
	elven cellocello	86
	elven hardtack	1
	elven magi-pack	2
	elven medi-pack	1
	elven moonshine	83
	elven socks	21
	elven squeeze	1
	elven suicide capsule	80
	elven whittling knife	1
	Elvish delight	1
	embezzler's oil	1
	empty agua de vida bottle	1
	empty blowgun	5
	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	1
	empty meat tank	6
	enchanted barbell	1
	enchanted bean	1
	enchanted bean burrito	1
	enchanted brass knuckles	1
	enchanted eyepatch	3
	Enchanted Flyswatter	1
	enchanted handwarmer	2
	enchanted muesli	1
	Enchanted Plunger	1
	enchanted toothpick	2
	enchantlers	2
	energy drink IV	1
	ennui-flavored potato chips	1
	enormous belt buckle	1
	enormous hoop earring	2
	Ent cider	160
	epic wad	1
	equal sign	2
	escargotsicle	1
	especially salty dog	1
	essential cameraderie	1
	essential soy	1
	essential tofu	1
	Event Horizon	1
	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
	evil golden arch	1
	evil golden arches	1
	evil googly eye	12
	evil teddy bear	10
	evil teddy bear sewing kit	1
	evil-ass club	1
	exactly-three-shaped box	3
	exotic jungle fruit	1
	exotic orchid	2
	exotic parrot egg	1
	expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
	expired can of franks 'n' beans	1
	exploding hacky-sack	1
	explosion-flavored chewing gum	1
	extra-fancy ring setting	1
	extra-greasy slider	9
	extra-heavy BRICKO brick	1
	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
	extra-potent gremlin mutagen	1
	extra-see-thru nightie	3
	Extra-slimy Slimosa	2
	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
	extra-strength red potion	1
	extra-strength rubber bands	1
	extra-strength strongness elixir	1
	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	3
	eXtreme meat crossbow	2
	eXtreme meat staff	1
	eXtreme meat sword	3
	eXtreme mittens	1
	eXtreme nose ring	1
	eXtreme scarf	3
	extremely skinny jeans	5
	eye 'n' horn shampoo	1
	eye of newt	1
	eye of the Tiger-lily	1
	eye-pod	1
	eyedrops of newt	1
	eyedrops of the ermine	1
	eyedrops of the ocelot	1
	eyepatch	1
	f3d0r4	3
	facehugging alien	1
	facsimile dictionary	1
	fairy gravy boat	1
	fairy-worn boots	1
	fake blood	1
	fake fake vomit	1
	fake hand	1
	fake plastic grass	2
	false eyelashes	2
	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
	fancy ball mask	1
	fancy bath salts	6
	fancy beef jerky	1
	fancy black tie	1
	fancy blue potion	2
	fancy but probably evil chocolate	21
	fancy canapés	2
	fancy chocolate	12
	fancy chocolate car	49
	fancy dress ball	29
	fancy opera glasses	71
	fancy schmancy cheese sauce	1
	fancy seashell necklace	2
	fancy tophat	1
	fancy tuxedo pants	1
	farfalle bow tie	1
	fat bottom quark	1
	fat loot token	1
	fat stacks of cash	3
	fat wallet	2
	Fauna Libre	1
	FDKOL fire hose	1
	FDKOL hotcakes	1
	FDKOL tattoo	1
	felt	32
	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
	fermenting powder	1
	ferret bait	1
	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
	fertilized ghuol egg	1
	festive holiday hat	22
	festive sausage	2
	fetid feather	1
	fettucini épines Inconnu	1
	fettucini Inconnu	1
	Feynman gate	71
	fez of etymology	1
	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
	fiery wing	1
	figurine of a charred seal	1
	figurine of a cold seal	1
	figurine of a cute baby seal	1
	figurine of a shadowy seal	1
	figurine of a sleek seal	1
	figurine of a slippery seal	1
	figurine of a stinking seal	1
	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	1
	figurine of an ancient seal	1
	figurine of an armored seal	1
	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	1
	filigreed hamethyst earring	1
	filigreed hamethyst necklace	1
	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
	filth-encrusted futon	4
	filthy corduroys	2
	filthy hippy poncho	2
	filthy knitted dread sack	1
	filthy lucre	1
	filthy pestle	1
	filthy poultice	1
	fin-bit wax	1
	fine wine	132
	finger cuffs	1
	finger cymbals	1
	fire	16
	fire flower	1
	fire poi	8
	fireball	1
	fireclutch	1
	fireman's helmet	1
	Firewater	1
	fish bazooka	1
	fish juice box	3
	fish scimitar	1
	fish stick	1
	fish-liver oil	1
	fishy fish	1
	fishy fish casserole	6
	fishy fish lasagna	1
	fishy paste	1
	fishy wand	1
	fixed-gear bicycle	1
	fizzy potion	1
	flamin' bindle	5
	Flaming Caipiranha	1
	flaming cardboard sword	1
	flaming crutch	2
	flaming feather	4
	flaming glowsticks	3
	Flaming Knob	1
	Flaming Mohobo	2
	flaming mushroom	1
	flaming mushroom wine	9
	Flaming Sazerorc	2
	flaming sword	3
	flaming talons	4
	flamingo mallet	1
	Flan in the Moon	1
	flange	1
	flaregun	10
	flashing novelty button	1
	flask of Amontillado	1
	flask of baconstone juice	1
	flask of Gnomochloric acid	1
	flask of hamethyst juice	1
	flask of porquoise juice	1
	flat dough	1
	flat mushroom wine	3
	flavored foot massage oil	1
	flayed mind	1
	flimsy clipboard	2
	flirtatious feather	1
	floaty gravel	1
	floaty inverse geode	1
	floaty pebbles	1
	floaty rock	1
	floaty rock helmet	1
	floaty rock necklace	1
	floaty rock pants	1
	floaty sand	1
	floorboard cruft	1
	floral print shirt	1
	flower petal pie	1
	flowing hippy skirt	3
	fluid of fudge-finding	6
	fluorescent lightbulb	1
	flute of flat champagne	39
	flyest of shirts	1
	Flying Caipiranha	1
	flypaper staff	1
	flytrap bezoar	1
	flytrap pellet	1
	foam dart	2
	foam noodle	1
	foggy glass globe	1
	foie gras	1
	folder (blue)	1
	folder (green)	1
	folder (red)	1
	Folder Holder	2
	foolscap fool's cap	1
	foon	2
	foon of fearfulness	1
	foon of fleshiness	1
	foon of foulness	1
	foon of frigidity	1
	foon of fulmination	1
	foot-long hot daub	1
	football helmet	2
	forbidden danish	1
	forest tears	16
	fortune cookie	1
	fossilized baboon skull	1
	fossilized bat skull	1
	fossilized demon skull	20
	fossilized limb	267
	fossilized serpent skull	1
	fossilized spider skull	19
	fossilized spike	137
	fossilized spine	22
	fossilized torso	65
	fossilized wing	33
	fossilized wyrm skull	1
	Frat Army FGF	1
	frat brats	1
	frayed rope belt	5
	Freddy Kruegerand	1
	freezerburned ice cube	1
	freezin' bindle	2
	French slippers	1
	freshwater pearl necklace	2
	fricasseed brains	4
	friendly cheez blob	2
	frightful feather	4
	frigid air mattress	1
	frigid fudgepuck	59
	frigid hankyū	1
	frigid mote	1
	frigid ninja stars	1
	frigid-ass club	1
	frilly shirt	1
	frilly skirt	10
	Frogade	1
	Fromage Pinotage	1
	Frost™ brand sword	1
	frost-rimed seal hide	1
	frostbite-flavored Hob-O	1
	frosty halo	1
	Frosty's arm	1
	Frosty's carrot	4
	Frosty's frosty mug	5
	Frosty's iceball	1
	Frosty's nailbat	1
	Frosty's old silk hat	4
	Frosty's snowball sack	1
	Frown Exerciser	1
	frozen banquet	25
	frozen danish	1
	frozen feather	2
	frozen Mob Penguin	9
	frozen mushroom	4
	frozen nunchaku	2
	frozen seal spine	1
	fruit basket	1
	fruit bowl	7
	fruitcake	23
	fruitfilm	1
	fruity girl swill	1
	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	7
	fudge bunny	1
	fudge cube	1
	fudge lily	1
	fudge pocket square	1
	fudge spork	1
	fudgecule	17,085
	fudgecycle	1
	fudgesicle	1
	Fudgie Roll	1
	full meat tank	1
	fumble formula	2
	funhouse mirror	12
	funky brass fez	1
	funky dried mushroom	1
	furniture dolly	1
	furry fur	21
	furry green earmuffs	1
	furry green turtle	2
	furry halo	1
	furry kilt	1
	furry pants	1
	furry skirt	2
	fustulent seal grulch	1
	fuzzbump	1
	fuzzy busby	1
	fuzzy dice	8
	fuzzy montera	17
	Fuzzy Tentacle	1
	ga-ga radio	3
	Gaia beads	2
	Galapagosian Cuisses	5
	Game Grid ticket	1
	Game Grid token	1
	Game Grid valued membership card	1
	GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card	1
	ganger bandana	1
	garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	7
	garish pinky ring	78
	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	5
	gas balloon	1
	gator skin	1
	gatorskin umbrella	1
	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	4
	gauze garter	1
	gauze hammock	1
	gauze shorts	1
	gazing shoes	1
	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
	gearbox necklace	1
	Genalen™ Bottle	1
	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
	generic healing potion	1
	generic mana potion	1
	generic restorative potion	1
	ghost cucumber	8
	ghost pickle on a stick	1
	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
	ghost protocol	1
	ghost trap	10
	ghostly body paint	1
	ghostly pickling solution	1
	ghuol ears	47
	ghuol egg	76
	ghuol egg quiche	79
	ghuol guolash	73
	ghuol-ear kabob	1
	giant artisanal rice peeler	2
	giant book of ancient carols	1
	giant breath mint	1
	giant cactus quill	1
	giant candy cane	1
	giant cheesestick	4
	giant clay ashtray	14
	giant designer sunglasses	73
	giant diamond ring	1
	giant discarded bottlecap	8
	giant discarded plastic fork	5
	giant discarded torn-up glove	3
	giant driftwood sculpture	1
	giant fishhook	1
	giant foam finger	1
	giant glass of brandy	1
	giant green gummi bear	1
	giant green gummi ingot	1
	giant gym membership card	1
	giant heirloom grape tomato	1
	giant jar of protein powder	1
	giant marshmallow	5
	giant motorcycle boots	1
	giant moxie weed	1
	giant needle	1
	giant penguin keychain	2
	giant pinky ring	2
	giant red gummi bear	1
	giant red gummi ingot	1
	giant safety pin	2
	giant stuffed bugbear	2
	giant tube of black lipstick	1
	giant turkey leg	1
	giant yellow gummi bear	3
	giant yellow gummi ingot	1
	gibson	1
	gift-a-pult	3
	gilded ancient cursed chest	6
	gilded ancient cursed key	3
	gilded BRICKO brick	1
	gilded lily	2
	gill rings	1
	gilt perfume bottle	1
	gimlet	1
	gin and tonic	1
	Gin Mint	1
	gin-soaked blotter paper	8
	gingerbread bugbear	38
	gingerbread horror	13
	gingerbread house	4
	gingerbread mutant bugbear	18
	gingham blouse	1
	ginormous pumpkin	1
	glacial clock	1
	glacial sapphire	1
	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
	glass gnoll eye	1
	glass of baboon milk	1
	glass of gnat milk	1
	glass of goat's milk	1
	glass of warm milk	1
	glass of warm water	1
	glimmering buzzard feather	1
	glimmering great tit feather	1
	glimmering penguin feather	1
	glimmering phoenix feather	1
	glimmering raven feather	1
	glimmering roc feather	1
	glistening fish meat	1
	glistening staff	1
	glittery mascara	5
	glob of Blank-Out	1
	glob of green slime	1
	globe of Deep Sauce	1
	gloomy black mushroom	1
	gloomy mushroom wine	2
	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
	glowing El Vibrato drone	1
	glowing esca	1
	glowing fungus	2
	glowing red eye	1
	glowing syringe	1
	gnashing teeth	1
	gnat lasagna	1
	gnatloaf	1
	gnatloaf casserole	1
	gnatwing	2
	gnatwing earring	1
	gnauga hide	235
	gnauga hide buckler	1
	gnauga hide chaps	1
	gnauga hide kilt	1
	gnauga hide skirt	2
	gnauga hide vest	1
	gnauga hide whip	1
	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	1
	gnoll lips	7
	gnoll teeth	1
	gnoll-tooth necklace	1
	Gnollish autoplunger	3
	Gnollish casserole dish	1
	Gnollish Crossdress	1
	Gnollish flyswatter	1
	Gnollish pie server	2
	Gnollish pie tin	1
	Gnollish plunger	2
	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
	Gnollish toolbox	6
	Gnomish toolbox	1
	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
	Go-Wassail	33
	goat	1
	goat beard	3
	goat cheese	1
	goat cheese pizza	1
	goat cheese taco	25
	goatskin umbrella	1
	gob of wet hair	29
	goblin autoblowgun	1
	goblin hunting spear	2
	goblin paste	1
	gold crown	5
	gold lamé pants	1
	gold star	1
	gold toothbrush	2
	gold wedding ring	7
	Golden Mean	1
	golden plastic oyster egg	1
	golden ring	115
	golden twig	3
	Good 'n' Slimy	1
	good brain	1
	gooey paste	1
	goofily-plumed helmet	2
	googly eye	80
	googly-ball hat	1
	googly-heart hat	1
	googly-star hat	1
	Gordon Bennett	1
	goth kid t-shirt	1
	GOTO	1
	goulauncher	1
	gr8ps	24
	grape troll doll	1
	grapefruit	1
	grapes	51
	grass blade	1
	grass clippings	1
	grass hat	1
	grass skirt	1
	grass whistle	1
	Grasshopper	1
	grassy cutlass	1
	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
	grave robbing shovel	3
	graveyard snowglobe	1
	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	2
	gray bow tie	18
	grease gun	2
	greasy paste	1
	Great Older Fashioned	1
	Greaves of the Murk Lord	2
	green balloon	3
	green beer	2
	green BRICKO brick	1
	Green Burlap	1
	green candy heart	1
	green clay bead	10
	green cloth cap	1
	Green Clover of Justice	25
	green drunki-bear	1
	green eggnog	2
	Green Giant	1
	green gummi ingot	193
	green hamhock	1
	Green Muslin	1
	green peawee marble	2
	green pixel	25
	green pixel potion	1
	green pixie spog	1
	green smoke bomb	1
	green snowcone	1
	Green Velvet	1
	green-frosted astral cupcake	2
	gremlin juice	1
	gremlin mutagen	1
	grinning turtle	1
	grog	83
	groose grease	1
	groovy prism necklace	1
	grouchy restless spirit	42
	grouper fangirl	1
	groupie bra	1
	groupie lipstick	1
	groupie spangles	1
	grue egg	2
	grue egg omelette	56
	Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog	1
	grumpy old man charrrm	1
	grumpy old man charrrm bracelet	1
	grungy bandana	1
	grungy flannel shirt	3
	guano coffee cup	1
	guard turtle collar	1
	guard turtle shell	1
	guitar pick	1
	gummi ammonite	1
	gummi belemnite	1
	gummi bowtie	1
	gummi canary	1
	gummi salamander	1
	gummi snake	1
	gummi trilobite	1
	Gummi-DNA	1
	Gummi-Gnauga	1
	Gummy Brains	1
	gun cleaning kit	1
	gunpowder burrito	1
	guy made of bee pollen	2
	gyroscope	3
	haggis socks	33
	haggis-infused soap	1
	haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	1
	haiku katana	1
	hair of the calf	1
	hair of the fish	2
	hair spray	1
	hairy staff	2
	half-baked potion	1
	half-empty carton of milk	1
	half-height unicycle	1
	half-orchid	2
	half-rotten brain	1
	half-sized guitar	1
	halfberd	3
	halibut	1
	hamburger	3
	hamethyst	12
	hamethyst bracelet	2
	hamethyst earring	2
	hamethyst necklace	2
	hamethyst ring	2
	hammerus	1
	hand grenegg	1
	handful of bees	1
	handful of confetti	94
	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	1
	handful of drink tickets	3
	handful of hand chalk	62
	handful of honey	8
	handful of juicy garbage	1
	handful of Laughing Willow bark	1
	handful of moss	1
	handful of numbers	1
	handful of nuts and berries	118
	handful of pine needles	1
	handful of sand	1
	handful of sawdust	1
	handful of walnuts	1
	handmade hobby horse	1
	handsomeness potion	6
	happiness	2
	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	2
	hardware upgrade	1
	harem girl t-shirt	1
	Hatorade	6
	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	16
	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
	Haymaker	1
	headhunter necktie	5
	heart necklace	206
	heart of dark chocolate	1
	heart of rock and roll	1
	heart of the volcano	30
	heart-shaped balloon	3
	heavy D	13
	heavy hot sauce	1
	heavy leather-bound tome	2
	heavy metal sonata	1
	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	2
	heavy necklace chain	1
	hedgeturtle	1
	Heimandatz's heart	3
	Hell broth	1
	Hell ramen	1
	hellion cube	1
	hellseal claw	1
	hellseal whisker	1
	Helm of the Scream Emperor	2
	helm of the white knight	1
	helmet recipe	5
	helmet turtle	1
	hemp net	1
	hemp string	8
	henna face paint	1
	henna tattoo	6
	herb brownies	30
	herbal stuffing	86
	herbs	1
	hermit permit	1
	Herring Daiquiri	1
	Herring Wallbanger	1
	herringcello	104
	Herringtini	1
	hideous egg	100
	high-pressure seltzer bottle	1
	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	9
	hill of beans	1
	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
	hippo skin buckler	1
	hippo whip	2
	hippopotamus kilt	1
	hippopotamus pants	1
	hippopotamus skin	1
	hippopotamus skirt	2
	hipposkin poncho	1
	Hippy Army MPE	1
	hippy bongo	1
	hippy herbal tea	1
	hippy medical kit	6
	hippy paste	1
	hippy protest button	1
	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
	hobo dungarees	1
	hobo fortress blueprints	1
	hobo nickel	2
	hobo paste	1
	hobo stogie	1
	Hodgman's almanac	1
	Hodgman's blanket	3
	Hodgman's bow tie	1
	Hodgman's cane	1
	Hodgman's garbage sticker	2
	Hodgman's harmonica	1
	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	2
	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	4
	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
	Hodgman's metal detector	2
	Hodgman's porkpie hat	3
	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
	holiday cheese log	1
	holiday log	5
	holistic headache remedy	1
	Hollandaise helmet	1
	holly-flavored Hob-O	1
	holy bomb, batman	1
	home robotics kit	1
	homeopathic healing powder	1
	honey dipper	1
	honey mead	2
	honey stick	1
	honey-dew	1
	honey-dipped locust	1
	honeybritches	1
	honeycap	1
	honeypot	1
	hopping socks	1
	horizontal tango	1
	hors d'oeuvre tray	1
	hot and sour sauce	1
	hot buttered roll	1
	hot cross bow	3
	hot date	15
	hot daub	1
	hot daub bun	1
	hot daub stand	1
	hot egg	2
	hot hi mein	2
	hot katana blade	5
	hot nuggets	1
	hot pink lipstick	1
	hot plate	1
	hot powder	1
	hot stuffing	1
	hot wad	1
	hot wing	105
	hot-ass club	1
	house of twigs and spit	1
	hovering sombrero	1
	huge gold coin	1
	huge pumpkin	1
	huge spoon	2
	Humanitini	1
	humming El Vibrato drone	1
	Humpty Dumplings	1
	hyperbolic plasma focuser	6
	hyperinflated seal lung	1
	hypodermic needle	1
	ice skate decoy	1
	ice skate doll	1
	ice stein	2
	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
	ice-cold fotie	35
	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	49
	ice-cold six-pack	15
	ice-cold Willer	103
	iced-out bling	2
	icicle katana	1
	icy katana hilt	2
	icy mushroom wine	14
	icy-hot katana	2
	igloo pie	2
	iGoogly	1
	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	2
	Iiti Kitty phone charm	2
	Illuminati earpiece	2
	imbued seal-blubber candle	1
	imitation crab crate	1
	imitation crab meat	1
	imitation crab zoea	1
	imitation nice watch	1
	imitation whetstone	1
	immense ballet shoes	1
	immense cyborg hand	10
	imp air	6
	Imp Ale	626
	imp unity ring	1
	incense bath ball	1
	incredible pizza	1
	incredibly creepy marionette	14
	indescribably horrible paste	1
	infernal fife	3
	infernal insoles	4
	infernal toilet brush	1
	inflatable baseball bat	1
	inflatable duck	1
	ingot of seal-iron	1
	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	2
	ink bladder	1
	inkwell	8
	Inndya trading card	1
	innuendo	1
	insane tophat	1
	insanely spicy bean burrito	1
	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
	insanely spicy jumping bean burrito	1
	Instant Karma	1
	interesting-looking twig	73
	Interview With You (a Vampire)	1
	invisibility potion	1
	invisible bag	2
	ion grid	85
	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	7
	irate sombrero	1
	Iron Beta of Industry	29
	iron dagger	1
	iron helmet	1
	iron pasta spoon	3
	ironic battle spoon	1
	ironic jogging shorts	1
	ironic knit cap	1
	ironic moustache	1
	ironic oversized sunglasses	1
	irradiated candy cane	12
	irradiated pet snacks	1
	irresistibility potion	1
	irritability potion	1
	ittah bittah hookah	1
	ivory cue ball	1
	jabañero pepper	1
	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	2
	jack flapper	2
	Jack-in-the-box	1
	Jackhammer	1
	jalapeño slices	1
	jamfish jam	1
	janglin' bones	1
	jar full of wind	1
	jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	1
	jar of anniversary jam	1
	jar of fermented pickle juice	8
	jar of squeeze	8
	jar of swamp gas	1
	Jarlsberg's earring	1
	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	22
	Jarlsberg's pan	1
	jawbruiser	24
	Jawmaster 2000™	1
	jazz soap	1
	jellyfish gel	1
	jerky coins	1
	jet bennie marble	2
	jewelry-making pliers	1
	jingle bell	1
	Jocko Homo's head	20
	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	1
	joybuzzer	1
	jug of baconstone juice	1
	jug of Gnomochloric acid	1
	jug of hamethyst juice	1
	jug of porquoise juice	1
	jug-o-magicalness	1
	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	65
	jumbo olive	32
	jumping bean burrito	1
	jumping bean taco	1
	jungle drum	1
	Junior Adventurer's kit	1
	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
	juniper berries	9
	kamicorpse-ee	1
	keel-haulin' knife	1
	keg shield	1
	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
	Kentucky-style derby	2
	ketchup	1
	ketchup hound	1
	Kevlar balloon	2
	kick-ass kicks	1
	kickback cookbook	1
	killer rag doll	14
	killing feather	120
	king cookie	2
	Kiss the Knob apron	1
	Kissin' Cousins	1
	kite	12
	kitty sheet music	1
	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
	kiwi	1
	kneecapping stick	5
	knight cookie	1
	knob bugle	1
	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	1
	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
	Knob Goblin elite shirt	6
	Knob Goblin eyedrops	10
	Knob Goblin firecracker	12
	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
	Knob Goblin love potion	1
	Knob Goblin lunchbox	3
	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
	Knob Goblin pants	1
	Knob Goblin perfume	1
	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
	Knob Goblin scimitar	1
	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
	Knob Goblin spatula	1
	Knob Goblin steroids	1
	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
	Knob Goblin tongs	1
	Knob Goblin Uberpants	3
	Knob Goblin visor	1
	Knob jelly donut	1
	knob ka-bobs	2
	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	2
	Knob lo mein	1
	Knob mushroom	1
	knob mushroom wine	1
	Knob nuts	1
	Knob pasty	1
	Knob sausage	1
	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
	Knob shroomkabob	1
	Knob stir-fry	2
	Knob stroganoff	1
	Knob stuffed shells	1
	knobby helmet turtle	1
	knobby kneepads	1
	Knoll lo mein	1
	Knoll mushroom	1
	knoll mushroom wine	1
	Knoll shroomkabob	6
	Knoll stir-fry	1
	knuckle sandwich	41
	kobold kibble	1
	KoLHS Pep Squad Box	1
	Krakrox's Loincloth	4
	kumquartz	59
	kumquartz ring	6
	kumquat	1
	kumquat supersucker	1
	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	7
	ladle of mystery	1
	large box	1
	large cocoa eggshell fragment	39
	LARP membership card	1
	Lars the Cyberian	1
	laser-broiled pear	44
	lavender candy heart	1
	lavender paisley oyster egg	5
	lavender plastic oyster egg	5
	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	2
	lavender striped oyster egg	4
	lawnmower blade	1
	Lazybones™ recliner	1
	lead necklace	2
	lead yo-yo	2
	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
	leaf	1
	leaf of grass	1
	leaflet	2
	leather aviator's cap	1
	leather bookmark	1
	leather chaps	4
	leather mask	6
	leathery bat skin	1
	leathery cat skin	1
	leathery rat skin	1
	LED block	5
	Lederhosen of the Night	7
	left bear arm	1
	left bracket	2
	left half of a heart necklace	1
	left parenthesis	30
	left-handed melodica	1
	leftover Crimbo rations	5
	leftovers of indeterminate origin	8
	lemon	1
	lemon meringue pie	9
	lemon popsicle	1
	lemonade marble	2
	length of string	75
	leotarrrd	2
	leprechaun hatchling	1
	less-than-three-shaped box	3
	lesser grodulated violet	1
	Let Me Be!	2
	letterman's jacket	1
	lewd playing card	1
	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
	libation of liveliness	1
	Libram of Resolutions	1
	library card	1
	licorice boa	1
	licorice garrote	17
	licorice root	1
	lifeless meat doll	1
	lihc eye	127
	lihc eye pie	76
	lihc face	7
	limburger biker boots	2
	lime	1
	lime supersucker	1
	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	5
	line	51
	linoleum crossbow	4
	linoleum crossbow string	2
	linoleum helmet turtle	2
	linoleum meat stack	1
	linoleum ore	1
	linoleum staff	3
	linoleum stick	1
	linoleum sword	4
	linoleum sword hilt	1
	lint	1
	lion oil	1
	little paper umbrella	1
	little parachute guy	1
	little round pebble	3
	live lobster	1
	live nautical mine	1
	live wire	4
	liver and let pie	1
	liver popsicle	1
	llama lama gong	1
	loaded serum blowgun	4
	loadstone	8
	loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	1
	Loathing Legion knife	1
	Lobos Mints	1
	*Lobster qua* Grill**	1
	Lockenstock™ sandals	19
	Locust	1
	logging hatchet	1
	logic synthesizer	107
	lollipop cufflinks	1
	Lollipop Drop	1
	lollipop stick	1
	long pork	31
	long pork casserole	10
	long pork chop sandwiches	1
	long pork lasagna	11
	long skinny balloon	4
	long-stemmed rose	2
	longhaired hippy wig	1
	loose teeth	1
	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	48
	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	98
	los chinos	1
	lost key	1
	lotion of coldness	1
	lotion of hotness	1
	lotion of sleaziness	1
	lotion of spookiness	1
	lotion of stench	1
	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	3
	love song of disturbing obsession	4
	love song of icy revenge	3
	love song of naughty innuendo	2
	love song of smoldering passion	5
	love song of sugary cuteness	2
	love song of vague ambiguity	5
	lovecat tail	1
	lowercase a	1
	lowercase N	3
	lucky ball-and-chain	2
	lucky bottlecap	5
	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
	lucky lighter	1
	lucky rabbit's foot	9
	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
	lumbering jack	6
	Lumineux Limnio	1
	lump of coal	1
	lump of diamond	1
	lump of Saccharine Maple sap	1
	lunar isotope	1
	lupine sword	1
	LWA ring	1
	lychee chuhai	1
	M-242	11
	macaroni duck	4
	Mace of the Tortoise	1
	machetito	1
	mad scientist's sock monkey	17
	Mad Train wine	365
	Mae West	1
	mafia aria	1
	magic dragonfish fry	1
	magic lamp	1
	magic whistle	2
	magical ice cubes	1
	magical mystery juice	11
	magicalness-in-a-can	1
	magicberry tablets	1
	magilaser blastercannon	3
	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	10
	magnetic field	1
	magnetic sculpture kit	9
	magnifying glass	1
	magnolia blossom	1
	maid head	1
	maiden wig	1
	Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit	2
	makeshift cape	2
	makeshift castanets	1
	makeshift crane	1
	makeshift skirt	1
	makeshift turban	1
	mandarina colada	1
	Manetwich	1
	manly bloomers	1
	mannequin leg	1
	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	1
	many-eyed glasses	1
	maple leaf	1
	maple syrup	12
	margarita	1
	mariachi G-string	2
	mariachi hat	1
	mariachi pants	2
	mariachi toothpaste	1
	marinara jug	1
	marine aquamarine	1
	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
	marionette	2
	marionette collective	2
	Mark of the Bugbear	1
	marshmallow	65
	marshmallow flambé	3
	martini	1
	Marvin's marvelous pill	1
	marzipan skull	7
	mass of wriggling tentacles	2
	massive gemstone	1
	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	2
	massive sitar	1
	mauve paisley oyster egg	34
	mauve plastic oyster egg	6
	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	32
	mauve striped oyster egg	5
	Maxing, Relaxing	2
	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	1
	mayfly bait necklace	1
	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	1
	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	10
	meat cowboy hat	2
	Meat detector	1
	meat engine	1
	meat face	1
	meat from yesterday	1
	meat golem	1
	Meat maid	1
	Meat maid body	1
	meat paste	4,501
	meat shield	1
	meat st‰¿bing club	6
	meat stack	1
	meat vortex	1
	meatcar model	1
	meatloaf helmet	3
	meatsmithing guide	1
	meatspout staff	2
	meaty helmet turtle	1
	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	1
	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
	medium slimy cyst	1
	megatofu	1
	Meleegra™ pills	2
	melon-infused sake	1
	melted Jell-o shot	1
	memory of a C	1
	memory of a CA base pair	1
	memory of a CG base pair	1
	memory of a CT base pair	1
	memory of a G	1
	memory of a GT base pair	1
	memory of a T	1
	memory of an A	1
	memory of an AG base pair	1
	memory of an AT base pair	1
	memory of some delicious amino acids	1
	menorette	1
	menudo	2
	menudo ravioli	1
	Mer-kin breastplate	1
	Mer-kin digpick	1
	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
	Mer-kin healscroll	1
	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
	Mer-kin hookspear	1
	Mer-kin killscroll	1
	Mer-kin paste	1
	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
	Mer-kin roundshield	1
	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
	Mer-kin takebag	1
	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
	mermaid's purse	1
	mesh cap	6
	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	24
	metal mandible	1
	metallic A	29
	metallic foil bow	1
	metallic foil cat ears	1
	metallic foil radar dish	1
	Meteoid ice beam	1
	metrognome	1
	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	4
	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
	Microplushie: Bropane	22
	Microplushie: Dorkonide	9
	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	12
	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	1
	Microplushie: Gothochondria	23
	Microplushie: Hippylase	29
	Microplushie: Hipsterine	1
	Microplushie: Hobomosome	11
	Microplushie: Otakulone	40
	Microplushie: Raverdrine	20
	Microplushie: Sororitrate	27
	microwave stogie	1
	midget clownfish	1
	milk of magnesium	1
	milky potion	1
	mimosette	1
	mind flayer corpse	168
	miner's helmet	1
	miner's pants	1
	mini-Mr. Accessory	2
	mini-zeppelin	2
	miniature antlers	1
	miniature boiler	1
	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	1
	miniature castagnets	1
	miniature coffin	1
	miniature dormouse	1
	miniature espresso maker	1
	miniature Jacob's ladder	1
	miniature pruning shears	1
	miniature tophat	1
	Miniborg beeper	4
	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
	Miniborg hiveminder	4
	Miniborg laser	4
	Miniborg stomper	4
	Miniborg strangler	4
	miniscule beatbox	1
	Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog	2
	Mint Yulep	1
	mint-condition magic wand	1
	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	1
	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	1
	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	1
	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	1
	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	1
	mirrored aviator shades	1
	misfit dolly	1
	misfit hobby horse	1
	misfit teddy bear	3
	misshapen animal skeleton	2
	missing wine	1
	Misty Cape	8
	Misty Robe	1
	mixed wildflower greens	1
	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
	Mohawk wig	7
	Mohobo	1
	moist sailor's cap	1
	mojo filter	1
	mole molé	1
	mole skin notebook	1
	molotov cocktail cocktail	3
	molten brick	1
	molten medallion	1
	Mon Tiki	1
	monkey wrench	1
	monomolecular yo-yo	3
	Monstar energy beverage	1
	monster bait	1
	Monster Manuel	1
	monster pants	9
	monstrous monocle	1
	mood ring	1
	Moon Pie	1
	moonglasses	1
	Moonshine Mohobo	1
	Moonthril Schnapps	1
	Moping Artistic Goth Kid	1
	Morbidda trading card	1
	More Humanitini than Humanitini	1
	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	1
	Mortimer's nostrum	1
	Morto Moreto	1
	mostly rat-hide leggings	2
	mother's little helper	1
	mother's secret recipe	2
	motivational poster	1
	Mountain Stream soda	1
	moxie magnet	1
	moxie weed	1
	Mr. Accessory	1
	Mr. Balloon	2
	Mr. Haggis	18
	Mr. Joe's bangles	5
	Mr. Mediocrebar	44
	MSG	1
	muculent machete	1
	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
	Mudflap-Girl Ring	6
	mugcake	3
	mulled cider	58
	mullet wig	4
	mummy costume	185
	mummy mask	3
	mummy wrapping	1
	munchies pill	2
	murky potion	1
	Muschat	1
	mushroom fermenting solution	1
	mushroom pizza	1
	musty moccasins	1
	mutant cactus bud	1
	mutant fire ant egg	1
	mutant gila monster egg	1
	mutant rattlesnake egg	1
	My Own Pen Pal kit	1
	Mylar balloon	3
	mylar scout drone	3
	myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	1
	mysterious chest	1
	mysterious present	1
	mysterious silver lapel pin	1
	nailswurst	2
	nanite-infested candy cane	19
	nanite-infested eggnog	13
	nanite-infested fruitcake	19
	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	13
	nanofiber cloth	32
	Nardz energy beverage	16
	nasty rat mask	1
	nasty-ass club	1
	natto marble soda	2
	natto pocky	2
	natto-infused sake	2
	natty blue ascot	1
	natural fennel soda	67
	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
	ND	2
	Necbro wafers	2
	necklace chain	1
	Necrotelicomnicon	1
	necrotizing body spray	1
	Neuromancer	1
	neurostim pill	1
	New Cloaca-Cola	1
	Newbiesport™ tent	1
	Newman's Own Trousers	2
	NG	1
	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	7
	night-vision goggles	16
	Nightstalker perfume	1
	ninja carabiner	1
	ninja crampons	1
	ninja hot pants	4
	ninja mop	2
	ninja pirate zombie robot	1
	ninja pirate zombie robot head	1
	ninja rope	1
	non-stick pugil stick	1
	Northern pemmican	1
	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
	not-a-pipe	1
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	1
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	1
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	1
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	2
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	2
	nothing-in-the-box	1
	nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
	Now and Earlier	8
	noxious gas grenade	1
	NPZR chemistry set	30
	Nuclear Blastball	2
	nurse's hat	1
	nutty organic salad	1
	O'RLY manual	1
	obnoxious riddle	1
	obsidian dagger	98
	ocarina of space	3
	occult jelly donut	1
	ocean motion	1
	octopus's spade	1
	odor extractor	1
	off-white paisley oyster egg	2
	off-white plastic oyster egg	147
	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	1
	off-white striped oyster egg	1
	office-supply crossbow	1
	Oh, the Humanitini	1
	oil cap	1
	oil lamp	1
	oil of expertise	1
	oil of oiliness	1
	Oil of Parrrlay	1
	oil of slipperiness	1
	oil of stability	1
	oil pan	1
	oil slacks	1
	oil-filled donut	1
	oily boid	1
	oily golden mushroom	1
	oily mushroom wine	2
	oily paste	1
	ointment of the occult	1
	Okee-Dokee soda	1
	Ol' Scratch's ash can	3
	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	2
	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	4
	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
	Ol' Scratch's stove door	1
	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	2
	old coin purse	10
	old leather wallet	18
	old patched suit-pants	1
	old school calculator watch	19
	old school Mafia knicke½æ	1
	old soft shoes	1
	old sweatpants	53
	old-fashioned	40
	olive	1
	olive lo mein	1
	olive stir-fry	1
	Olympic-sized Clan crate	1
	one-winged stab bat	1
	onion shurikens	4
	oozenog	16
	open sauce	1
	opera mask	1
	Operation Patriot Shield	1
	orange	1
	orange and black Crimboween candy	71
	orange candy heart	1
	orange leather lanyard	11
	orange peel hat	1
	orange popsicle	1
	orange snowcone	1
	Orange Star of Sacrifice	6
	orange-frosted astral cupcake	1
	orc paste	1
	orc wrist	1
	Orcish baseball cap	6
	Orcish cargo shorts	8
	Orcish frat-paddle	1
	orcish hand lotion	1
	Orcish meat locker	1
	orcish nailing lube	1
	orcish rubber	1
	orcish stud-finder	3
	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	1
	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
	original G	10
	oriole-feather headdress	2
	ornate ancient cursed chest	14
	ornate ancient cursed key	3
	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
	Oscus's flypaper pants	2
	Oscus's garbage can lid	6
	Oscus's neverending soda	1
	Oscus's pelt	4
	out-of-tune biwa	1
	oven mitts	1
	overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	1
	overclocked avian microprocessor	1
	overcookie	3
	overpriced "imported" beer	1
	oversized fish scaler	5
	oversized pipe	14
	oversized pizza cutter	1
	oversized snowflake	1
	ovoid leather thing	1
	oyster basket	1
	oyster egg balloon	1
	pacification grenade	5
	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	1
	Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards	1
	pack of chewing gum	1
	pack of KWE trading card	192
	pack of pogs	1
	packet of beer nuts	6
	packet of mayfly bait	1
	packet of orchid seeds	1
	packet of tofurkey gravy	1
	padded tortoise	1
	PADL Phone	1
	pail	5
	Pain Dip	1
	painful penne pasta	10
	paint bomb	3
	painted shield	2
	painted turtle	1
	pair of bolt cutters	9
	pair of pearidot earrings	6
	pair of ragged claws	1
	pair of twitching claws	1
	palm frond	1
	palm-frond capris	1
	palm-frond cloak	1
	palm-frond fan	1
	palm-frond net	1
	palm-frond toupee	1
	palm-frond whip	1
	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	1
	panhandle panhandling hat	32
	pants kit	8
	pants of the Slug Lord	1
	panty raider camouflage	1
	papaya	1
	papaya sling	70
	papaya slung	24
	papaya taco	48
	paper-plate-mail pants	1
	paperclip	146
	paperclip cape	1
	paperclip pants	1
	paperclip sproinger	1
	paperclip turban	1
	paperclip-on tie	1
	papier-mâché base	1
	papier-mâché glob	1
	papier-mâché handle	1
	papier-mâché plaque	1
	papier-mâché toothpicks	1
	papier-mâchéte	1
	papier-mâchaeranthera	1
	papier-mâchine gun	1
	papier-masque	1
	papier-mitre	1
	papier-mochi	1
	papotion of papower	1
	paranormal ricotta	1
	parasitic claw	1
	parasitic headgnawer	2
	parasitic strangleworm	1
	parasitic tentacles	1
	parisian cathouse	1
	party hat	1
	passable elf mask	38
	pasta spoon	2
	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
	pat-a-cake pendant	1
	patchouli incense stick	1
	patchouli oil bomb	1
	patent antipsychotics	1
	patent leather shoes	16
	pawn cookie	1
	PB&BP	1
	peace-sign necklace	1
	peach	31
	peach lozenge	1
	peach pie	1
	peanut brittle shield	1
	pear	28
	pear lozenge	1
	pear supersucker	1
	pear tart	1
	pearidot	63
	pebblebräu	1
	pec oil	1
	Pendant of Fire	1
	penguin focaccia bread	101
	penguin paste	1
	penguin shorts	1
	penguin skin	1
	penguin skin buckler	1
	penguin thesaurus	18
	penguin whip	1
	penguin-smacking club	1
	penguinskin mini-kilt	1
	penguinskin mini-skirt	2
	pentacorn hat	2
	Penultimate Fantasy chest	18
	peppermint crook	1
	peppermint parasol	1
	peppermint patty	1
	peppermint rhino baby	1
	peppermint sprout	1
	peppermint twist	1
	percent sign	8
	perforated battle paddle	12
	perfume of prejudice	1
	perpendicular hula	1
	personal massager	1
	personalized birthday cake	2
	personalized coffee mug	1
	pestoblade	2
	pet anemone	1
	pet rock	5
	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	2
	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	2
	Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog	2
	petrified noodles	1
	petrified wood	1
	phase-tuned shield generator belt	1
	phat turquoise bead	4
	phat turquoise bracelet	1
	philosopher's scone	5
	philter of phorce	1
	phish stick	21
	phonics down	1
	photoprotoneutron torpedo	79
	physiostim pill	1
	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
	pickle-flavored chewing gum	5
	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	1
	Piddles	1
	pie crust	1
	piece of after eight	1
	piece of wedding cake	6
	piercing post	1
	pig-iron bracers	3
	pig-iron helm	4
	pig-iron shinguards	3
	pile of candy	6
	pile of dusty animal bones	1
	pile of gold coins	2
	pile of jumping beans	6
	pile of loose snow	2
	pile of useless robot parts	1
	pimpin' meat hat	2
	pin-stripe slacks	19
	pine tar	2
	Pine-Fresh air freshener	1
	pink candy heart	3
	pink clay bead	10
	Pink Heart of Spirit	3
	pink pinkslip slip	1
	pink plastic baby	1
	pink pony	1
	pink-belly slapper	1
	pink-frosted astral cupcake	4
	pipe wrench	1
	piping organ pie	1
	pirate brochure	1
	pirate cream pie	1
	pirate pamphlet	1
	pirate paste	1
	pirate pelvis	1
	pirate shirt	1
	pirate skull	1
	pirate tract	2
	pirate zombie head	1
	pirate zombie robot head	1
	pitchfork	1
	pixel boomerang	1
	pixel chain whip	1
	pixel cross	1
	pixel hat	1
	pixel holy water	1
	pixel morning star	1
	pixel orb	1
	pixel pants	1
	pixel shield	1
	pixel stopwatch	1
	pixel sword	1
	pixel whip	1
	pixellated candy heart	2
	pixellated moneybag	1
	Plague of Locusts	1
	plain brown wrapper	1
	plain old beer	1
	plain pizza	1
	plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe	1
	plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook	1
	plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask	1
	plastic bib	1
	plastic Crimbo reindeer	5
	plastic cup of beer	2
	plastic cup of flat beer	1
	plastic guitar	3
	plastic ingot	1
	plastic passion fruit	1
	plastic spider ring	1
	PlexiPips	1
	plot hole	355
	plum	24
	plum lozenge	1
	plum wine	11
	plump juicy grub	1
	plush alielf	1
	plush alien hamsterpus	1
	plush dogcat	1
	plush ferrelf	1
	plush hamsterpus	1
	plush mutated alielephant	1
	plush mutated alielf	1
	pocket theremin	10
	pocketwatch on a chain	25
	pog #01 (spider)	1
	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	1
	pog #03 (warwelf)	1
	pog #04 (skleleton)	1
	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	1
	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	1
	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	1
	pog #08 (hellion)	1
	pog #09 (pirate)	1
	pog #10 (hobo)	1
	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	1
	pointed stick	5
	pointy mushroom	7
	pointy mushroom wine	14
	pointy red hat	2
	Poison Oak trading card	1
	poison pen	11
	poisonous caviar	1
	Pokëmann band-aid	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	8
	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	5
	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	10
	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	9
	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	10
	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	5
	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	17
	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	3
	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	6
	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	15
	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	7
	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	16
	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	20
	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	15
	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	11
	Polka Pop	1
	polka-dot bow tie	1
	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	1
	polyalloy shield	9
	Polysniff Perfume	1
	pompadour'd puppy	1
	poodle skirt	1
	pool cue	1
	pool of liquid metal	1
	pool torpedo	2
	popcorn	1
	popsicle stick	4
	pork elf goodies sack	13
	porquoise	12
	porquoise bracelet	1
	porquoise eyebrow ring	1
	porquoise necklace	1
	porquoise ring	1
	portable corkscrew	1
	portable motorcycle	1
	portable photocopier	1
	possessed tomato	1
	possessed top	24
	potato pistol	2
	potato sprout	1
	potent potion of potency	1
	potion of animal rage	1
	potion of potency	1
	potion of punctual companionship	1
	potion of temporary gr8ness	1
	potion of the captain's hammer	1
	potion of the field gar	1
	potion of the litterbox	1
	potion of X-ray vision	1
	potted cactus	3
	potted fern	2
	pottery barn owl figurine	1
	pottery club	1
	pottery hat	1
	pottery shield	1
	pottery training pants	1
	pottery yo-yo	1
	poultrygeist	1
	poutine	10
	poutine pole	2
	powdered candy sushi set	1
	powdered donut	69
	powdered organs	1
	powdered sealbone	1
	powdered toad horn	1
	powdered wig	4
	pr0n cocktail	22
	pr0n legs	1
	pr0n m4nic0tti	5
	pr0n stir-fry	1
	pr0n taco	11
	precious piercing post	1
	pregnant gloomy black mushroom	1
	pregnant mushroom	2
	pregnant oily golden mushroom	1
	prehistoric spear	21
	Prelude of Precision	1
	press-on ribs	1
	pressurized potion of perception	1
	pressurized potion of perspicacity	1
	pressurized potion of proficiency	1
	pressurized potion of puissance	1
	pressurized potion of pulchritude	1
	pretty bouquet	1
	pretty flower	3
	pretty pink bow	1
	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
	prismatic wad	1
	pristine fish scale	1
	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
	probability potion	1
	procrastination potion	19
	projectile icemaker	3
	propeller beanie	2
	prosthetic forehead	4
	protein paste	16
	prussian cathouse	1
	psychedelic bubble wand	1
	psycho sweater	4
	puce paisley oyster egg	6
	puce plastic oyster egg	2
	puce polka-dot oyster egg	10
	puce striped oyster egg	19
	puff of smoke	1
	pufferfish spine	1
	pulled porquoise earring	1
	pulled porquoise pendant	1
	pulled porquoise ring	1
	pulsing flesh	1
	pumpkin	1
	pumpkin beer	3
	pumpkin bomb	1
	pumpkin juice	1
	pumpkin pie	5
	pumpkinhead mask	180
	Punchplanter	1
	punk rock jacket	1
	purple clay bead	10
	purple corpsel	2
	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
	purple pixel pie	15
	purple prose pen	1
	purple snowcone	1
	purple-frosted astral cupcake	1
	Putrid Pendant	1
	PVC staff	1
	pygmy blowgun	1
	pygmy nose-bone	2
	pygmy papers	1
	pygmy pygment	1
	pygmy spear	1
	quadroculars	1
	quake of arrows	1
	quantum disintegrator pistol	1
	quantum nanopolymer spider web	1
	quantum polarity inducer	6
	quantum taco	102
	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	1
	queen cookie	1
	questionable taco	1
	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
	rabbit punch	1
	Rad Lib	1
	radio button candy	1
	radioactive chew toy	1
	radium-flavored potato chips	1
	rag doll	3
	Raggedy Hippy doll	2
	rainbow bomb	1
	rainbow crossbow	2
	rainbow tie	1
	raisin	1
	Ralph IX cognac	1
	ram horns	4
	ram stick	3
	Ram's Face Lager	100
	ram-battering staff	1
	raspberry	1
	raspberry beret	2
	rat appendix	1
	rat appendix kabob	23
	rat appendix stir-fry	1
	rat head balloon	2
	rat scrapple	1
	rat tooth polish	1
	ratarang	1
	ratgut	1
	ratini	1
	ratskin belt	1
	rattail whip	1
	rattlesnake enrager	1
	Rattlin' Chains	1
	rave whistle	10
	ravioli della hippy	1
	ravioli hat	3
	razor-sharp can lid	92
	razor-tipped yo-yo	29
	really dense meat stack	48
	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
	really really sticky spider web	1
	really sticky spider web	1
	really thick bandage	1
	record of infuriating silence	1
	record of menacing silence	1
	record of menacing silence (used)	1
	record of tranquil silence	1
	recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
	recording of Chorale of Companionship	1
	recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	1
	recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	1
	recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
	recording of Prelude of Precision	1
	recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
	recursive spline reticulator	4
	red balloon	3
	Red Balloon of Valor	2
	red China marble	2
	red class ring	53
	red drunki-bear	1
	Red Dwarf	1
	red gummi ingot	199
	red paisley oyster egg	5
	Red Pill	1
	red pixel	16
	red pixel potion	1
	red plastic baby	1
	red plastic oyster egg	7
	red polka-dot oyster egg	9
	red potion	1
	Red Rover BB gun	1
	red snowcone	1
	red striped oyster egg	2
	red-and-green sweater	1
	red-headed corpse	1
	red-hot medallion	1
	redrum	1
	reflection of a map	1
	refrigerated biohazard container	1
	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
	reinforced beaded headband	15
	reinforced furry underpants	1
	reodorant	1
	repaired El Vibrato drone	1
	repeating crossbow	1
	resolution: be feistier	1
	resolution: be happier	1
	resolution: be kinder	1
	resolution: be luckier	1
	resolution: be more adventurous	1
	resolution: be sexier	1
	resolution: be smarter	1
	resolution: be stronger	1
	resolution: be wealthier	1
	respected companion biscuit	2
	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	2
	reverse-oscillating klystron	5
	rewinged stab bat	1
	rhesus monkey	1
	rhinestone cowboy shirt	1
	rib of the Bonerdagon	3
	ribbon candy	15
	rice bowl	1
	ridiculous belt	1
	ridiculous cocktail	32
	ridiculous earring	1
	ridiculous sandwich	1
	ridiculous sunglasses	1
	ridiculously huge sword	3
	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	2
	right bear arm	1
	right half of a heart necklace	1
	right parenthesis	4
	rigid carapace	47
	ring of adornment	1
	ring of aggravate monster	1
	ring of cold resistance	1
	ring of conflict	1
	Ring of Fire	1
	ring of fire resistance	1
	ring of gain strength	1
	ring of half-assed regeneration	1
	ring of increase damage	1
	ring of teleportation	1
	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
	ring setting	1
	roasted duck	1
	roasted marshmallow	3,351
	roboduck-on-a-string	5
	robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	1
	robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	1
	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	1
	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	1
	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	1
	robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	1
	robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E.	1
	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	1
	robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	1
	robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	1
	robotronic egg	1
	rock	43
	Rock and Roll Legend	1
	rock lobster	1
	Rock Pops	44
	rockfish stomach	1
	rockin' wagon	1
	rocky raccoon	1
	rocky road ice cream	1
	rogue swarmer	137
	roll in the hay	1
	roll of drink tickets	1
	roll of Hob-Os	1
	roll of toilet paper	39
	roller skate decoy	1
	roller skate doll	1
	rolling pin	1
	Roo trading card	1
	rook cookie	1
	rope with some soap on it	1
	rose-colored glasses	1
	rough fish scale	1
	round blue bomb	2
	round green sunglasses	1
	round purple sunglasses	1
	royal jelly	134
	royal jelly taco	26
	rubber axe	3
	rubber band gun	31
	rubber emo roe	2
	rubber WWBD? bracelet	196
	rubber WWJD? bracelet	216
	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	220
	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	236
	ruby W	58
	rum and cola	1
	rum barrel charrrm	1
	rum barrel charrrm bracelet	1
	Russian Ice	1
	rusty bonesaw	1
	rusty broken diving helmet	1
	rusty chain necklace	11
	rusty compass	1
	rusty diving helmet	1
	rusty grave robbing shovel	1
	rusty hedge trimmers	1
	rusty metal key	2
	rusty metal ring	4
	rusty metal shaft	3
	rusty old lantern	1
	rusty piece of rebar	9
	rusty porthole	1
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	rusty speargun	1
	rusty staff	1
	rusty valve wheel	1
	rxr shield	1
	s'more	1
	s'more gun	1
	S.A.V.E. flyer	1
	S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S.	1
	S.T.L.T.	1
	sabre teeth	9
	sabre-toothed lime cub	1
	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
	sack lunch	1
	sack of doorknobs	2
	Safari Jack's moustache	7
	safarrri hat	2
	safety vest	1
	Saison du Lune	1
	sake bomb	1
	salacious lychee chuhai	1
	salacious screwdiver	1
	salamander slurry	1
	salamander spleen	1
	salinated mint julep	1
	Salsa de las Epocas	3
	salt water taffy	1
	salty dog	1
	salty slug	51
	samurai turtle	1
	samurai turtle helmet	2
	sand dollar	1
	sandcastle	1
	sandpaper	1
	sangria	17
	Sangria de Menthe	1
	sauce of the ages	1
	saucepan	3
	sausage bomb	1
	sausage pizza	1
	sausage wonton	1
	savory crossbow	1
	savory staff	1
	savory sword	1
	savoy truffle	28
	sawblade fragment	122
	sawblade shield	15
	Sazerorc	1
	Sazuruk-hai	1
	Scalp of Gorgolok	19
	scary death orb	1
	scented massage oil	1
	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	3
	Schrödinger's thermos	50
	scissor duck	1
	scorpion whip	1
	scrap of shadow	1
	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	2
	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	2
	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	2
	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	2
	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	2
	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	2
	screwdiver	1
	screwdriver	1
	screwing pooch	1
	scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil	1
	scroll of drastic healing	1
	scroll of pasta summoning	4
	scroll of Puddingskin	2
	scrumdiddlyumptious solution	1
	scrumptious ice ant	1
	scrumptious reagent	1
	scrunchie tourniquet	1
	Scuba Snack	1
	sea avocado	1
	sea blueberry	1
	sea broccoli	1
	sea carrot	1
	sea cauliflower	1
	sea cucumber	1
	sea grease	1
	sea honeydew	1
	sea lychee	1
	sea persimmon	1
	sea radish	1
	sea salt crystal	1
	sea salt scrubs	1
	sea tangelo	1
	seal lube	1
	seal tooth	8
	seal-blubber candle	1
	seal-brain elixir	1
	seal-clubbing club	2
	seal-skull helmet	1
	seal-toothed rock	1
	sealhide belt	1
	sealhide buckler	1
	sealhide cloak	1
	sealhide gloves	1
	sealhide hood	1
	sealhide leggings	1
	sealhide moccasins	1
	sealhide seal doll	1
	sealhide snare	1
	sealhide whip	1
	sealskin drum	1
	seaode	1
	seaweed	1
	sebaceous shield	1
	secret blend of herbs and spices	1
	secret from the future	1
	secret mummy herbs and spices	1
	security blankie	1
	Senior Mints	2
	sensitive poetry journal	1
	Sensual Massage for Creeps	2
	sequined fez	3
	Serenity trading card	1
	serpentine sword	1
	serum of sarcasm	1
	servomechanical torsion facilitator	6
	set of jacks	1
	severed flipper	2
	severed rocking horse head	1
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	sewer turtle	1
	sewer wad	1
	shadowy cat claw	1
	shadowy seal eye	2
	sham champagne	14
	shapeless wide-brimmed hat	1
	shard of double-ice	1
	shark cartilage	1
	shark jumper	1
	shark tooth	1
	shark tooth necklace	1
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	shaving cream	21
	Shield of Icy Fate	6
	shimmering rainbow sand	1
	shimmering tendrils	1
	shin gourds	1
	shingle	4
	shining goblet	1
	shining halo	1
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	shiny stones	1
	shiny tribal beads	1
	shirt kit	1
	Shivering Chèvre	1
	shock belt	2
	shock collar	1
	shoo-fish pie	1
	short-handled mop	1
	shot of blackberry schnapps	6
	shot of flower schnapps	1
	shot of grapefruit schnapps	1
	shot of nepenthe schnapps	1
	shot of orange schnapps	1
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	shot of pear schnapps	11
	shot of rotgut	39
	Shot of the Living Dead	1
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	shredded hellseal hide	12
	shrinking powder	1
	shuddersword	2
	Silver Bullet beer	17
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	silver shotgun shell	10
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	silver tongue charrrm bracelet	1
	simple ancient cursed key	12
	sinewy crossbow string	5
	Sinful Desires	2
	Single Alice's Army Foil	2
	single-serving herbal stuffing	1
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	sinister demon mask	2
	six pack of Mountain Stream	31
	six tiny wedges of goat cheese	1
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	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	1
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	Sizzling Sinner	1
	sk8board	1
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	skate skin	2
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	skeleton bone	23
	skeleton key	10
	skeleton key ring	4
	skeleton quiche	1
	skeleton skis	1
	skeletortoise	1
	skewer	1
	skewer-mounted razor blade	5
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	skirt / kilt kit	10
	skull with a fuse in it	1
	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	6
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	Skullery Maid's Knee	1
	Skullhead's Screw	1
	slab of sponge	1
	slap and slap again	1
	slap and tickle	1
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	sleaze wad	1
	sleazy and sour sauce	1
	sleazy bindle	4
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	sleazy hi mein	1
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	sleeping snowy owl	1
	sleeping stocking	27
	sleeping wereturtle	1
	slice of pizza	2
	slick fish meat	2
	slightly peevedbow	2
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	slime convention swag bag	2
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	Slimebite	1
	Slimosa	2
	slimy alveolus	1
	slimy chest	1
	slimy fermented bile bladder	76
	slimy paste	1
	slimy sweetbreads	84
	slingshot	2
	slip 'n' slide	1
	Slippery Knob	1
	slippery when wet shield	1
	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	1
	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	1
	slow jam collection	5
	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	4
	slug of rum	1
	slug of shochu	1
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	small box	1
	small leather glove	7
	Small Medium	2
	small slimy cyst	1
	Smart Bone Dust	1
	smart skull	1
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	smile-sharpening stone	1
	smiley-face sticker	1
	smiling rat	1
	smoked potsherd	1
	smoking grass	1
	smoking talon	1
	smoky potion	1
	smoldering staff	1
	smudged alchemical recipe	1
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	snailmail coif	2
	snailmail hauberk	2
	snake	11
	snake shield	1
	snapdragon pistil	1
	snarling wolf shield	1
	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	1
	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	22
	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	48
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	sock monkey	3
	soda water	1
	soft green echo eyedrop antidote	1
	soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini	1
	software glitch	1
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	soggy used band-aid	1
	soggy wofl t-shirt	1
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	solid baconstone necklace	1
	solid baconstone ring	1
	solid chrome box	1
	solid gold bowling ball	53
	solid gold pegleg	67
	solid linoleum box	1
	solid state loom	1
	sonar-in-a-biscuit	1
	Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire	1
	sorority brain	1
	soul coin	1
	soul doorbell	1
	soul knife	1
	soul mask	1
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	soup-chucks	1
	souvenir ski t-shirt	4
	soy cordial	1
	soyburger juice	1
	soylent staff	1
	space jam	13
	space jam toast	1
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	spade necklace	210
	spaghetti con calaveras	2
	spaghetti cult mask	5
	spaghetti cult rosary	9
	Spaghetti with Moonballs	1
	spaghetti with rock-balls	1
	spaghetti with Skullheads	1
	spaghetti-box banjo	1
	Spam Witch sammich	441
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	spangly mariachi pants	5
	spangly mariachi vest	2
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	sparking El Vibrato drone	1
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	spectral pickle	2
	spectre scepter	1
	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	1
	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	1
	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	1
	SPF 451 lip balm	1
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	spiced rum	58
	spices	1
	spicy bean burrito	1
	spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
	spicy jumping bean burrito	1
	spicy mushroom quesadilla	20
	spicy noodles	1
	spider web	90
	spiked femur	3
	spiky turtle helmet	2
	spiky turtle shield	1
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	Spirit Precipice	2
	sponge cake	3
	sponge helmet	1
	spongy shield	2
	spooky and sour sauce	1
	spooky bark	1
	spooky bicycle chain	1
	spooky bindle	9
	spooky cosmetics bag	6
	spooky eggnog	14
	spooky eyeliner	8
	spooky felt	51
	spooky gravy fairy warlock hat	1
	spooky hi mein	1
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	spooky length of string	24
	spooky lipstick	9
	spooky lo mein	1
	spooky mushroom	700
	spooky mushroom wine	2
	spooky nuggets	1
	spooky pirate skeleton	14
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	spooky shroomkabob	1
	spooky shrunken head	8
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	spooky stir-fry	1
	spooky stuffing	20
	Spooky Surprise Egg	11
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	spooky wad	1
	spooky wooden block	68
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	spoon!	1
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	spray paint	1
	spring	1
	sprocket	1
	sprocket assembly	1
	spruce juice	1
	squamous polyp	1
	square CRIMBCOOKIE	18
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	squashed frog	1
	Squat-Thrust Magazine	1
	squeaky staff	1
	squirming egg sac	41
	squirmy violent party snack	4
	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
	Stabonic scroll	1
	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
	Staff of the Deepest Freeze	1
	Staff of the Grand Flambé	1
	Staff of the Grease Trap	1
	Staff of the Greasefire	1
	Staff of the Kitchen Floor	1
	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
	Staff of the Soupbone	1
	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
	Staff of the Walk-In Freezer	1
	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
	stained mattress	4
	stale baguette	13
	stalk of asparagus	263
	staph of homophones	1
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	star	3
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	star key lime	1
	star key lime pie	2
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	starchy crossbow	2
	starchy staff	1
	starchy sword	1
	Steal This Candy	1
	steamy ruby	1
	steel sword	1
	steely marble	2
	stench and sour sauce	1
	stench nuggets	2
	stench powder	1
	stench wad	1
	sterno-flavored Hob-O	6
	stick	12
	stick of "gum"	5
	stick of dynamite	1
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	stick-on-a-string	25
	sticky gloves	33
	sticky meat kilt	1
	sticky meat pants	1
	sticky meat skirt	2
	stinkin' bindle	4
	stinky cheese ball	2
	stinky hi mein	1
	stinky mushroom	1
	stinky mushroom wine	2
	stolen accordion	2
	stolen necklace	2
	stolen office supplies	1
	stolen sushi	1
	stomach turnover	1
	stomp box	1
	stone banjo	2
	stone baseball cap	32
	stone frisbee	1
	Stone Golem pebbles	1
	stone of eXtreme power	1
	stone turtle	1
	stone wool	1
	stop shield	1
	strange cube	5
	strange paste	1
	strange shiny disc	1
	straw hat	1
	strawberry	1
	strawberry daiquiri	1
	strawberry pie	23
	strawberry popsicle	1
	strawberry supersucker	1
	strawberry wine	1
	strawberry-flavored Hob-O	1
	strawberyl	82
	strawberyl necklace	6
	stray chihuahua	16
	streetfighting champion's belt	1
	stress ball	9
	string of blue beads	1
	string of Crimbo lights	1
	string of dingle balls	1
	string of green beads	1
	string of red beads	1
	stringy sinew	90
	strongness elixir	1
	studded leather boxer shorts	2
	stuffed alien blob	25
	stuffed angry cow	1,009
	stuffed astral badger	1,028
	stuffed baby gravy fairy	984
	stuffed bandersnatch	1
	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	281
	stuffed can of asparagus	4
	stuffed carpenter	1
	stuffed caterpillar	1
	stuffed Cheshire bitten	1,000
	stuffed cocoabo	1,026
	stuffed crazy bastard sword	3
	stuffed dodecapede	5
	stuffed dodo	1
	stuffed doppelshifter	5
	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	1,058
	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	973
	stuffed ghuol whelp	3
	stuffed gray blob	5
	stuffed hand turkey	992
	stuffed Hodgman	3
	stuffed key	538
	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	1,021
	stuffed martini	6
	stuffed Meat	248
	stuffed mind flayer	999
	stuffed mink	300
	stuffed Mob Penguin	2
	stuffed monocle	278
	stuffed ninja snowman	10
	stuffed pocketwatch	2
	stuffed porpoise	1
	stuffed sabre-toothed lime	5
	stuffed scary death orb	954
	stuffed shoulder parrot	1
	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	974
	stuffed snowy owl	838
	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	1,020
	stuffed spooky mushroom	48
	stuffed stab bat	2
	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	1,002
	stuffed teddy butler	301
	stuffed tin of caviar	265
	stuffed treasure chest	544
	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	1,036
	stuffed walrus	1
	stuffed yeti	2
	stuffed yo-yo	153
	stuffed zmobie	2
	stuffed-shirt scarecrow	3
	stuffing	81
	stunt nuts	2
	sturdy Crimbo crate	32
	sturdy sword hilt	55
	stylish swimsuit	9
	styrofoam crossbow	2
	styrofoam ore	1
	styrofoam staff	1,660
	styrofoam sword	1
	sub-molecular interocitor	7
	sucker bucket	1
	sucker hakama	1
	sucker kabuto	1
	sucker scaffold	82
	sucker tachi	1
	sucky decal	2
	suede shortsword	1
	Suffering Sinner	1
	sugar banana	1
	sugar chapeau	1
	sugar cherry	1
	Sugar Cog	1
	sugar lime	1
	sugar shank	1
	sugar shard	1
	sugar sheet	1
	sugar shield	1
	sugar shillelagh	1
	sugar shirt	1
	sugar shorts	1
	sugar shotgun	1
	sugar-coated pine cone	1
	Summer Nights	1
	sun-dried tofu	1
	sunken chest	1
	suntan lotion of moxiousness	1
	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	4
	super ka-bob	1
	Super Magic Power Sword X	2
	super salad	1
	Super Weight-Gain 9000	1
	super-spiky hair gel	39
	super-sweet boom box	1
	superamplified boom box	1
	superduperball	1
	superheated fudge	27
	Supernova Champagne	27
	support cummerbund	1
	supportive bra	1
	Suppurating Sinner	1
	sushi-rolling mat	1
	Swabbie™ swab	1
	swashbuckling pants	3
	sweet mochi ball	1
	sweet ninja sword	2
	sweet rims	3
	Sweet Sword	1
	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
	swirly potion	1
	sword behind inappropriate prepositions	4
	sword hilt	6
	Sword of Dark Omens	4
	sword of static	1
	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	3
	syncopated turtle	1
	synthetic stuffing	13
	TÎ¤◊lisman of Baiø‡	1
	T.U.R.D.S. Key	1
	t8r tots	2
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	1
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	1
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	2
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	1
	taco shell	1
	tail o' nine cats	1
	tainted seal's blood	1
	Tales from the Fireside	3
	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	12
	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	6
	tambourine	2
	tambourine bells	5
	tangarita	1
	tangerine	1
	tangle of rat tails	2
	tankard of ale	3
	tap shoes	1
	tapped black lotus	1
	targeting chip	1
	tarnished metal ring	1
	tarnished metal rod	1
	tarrrnish charrrm	1
	tarrrnished charrrm bracelet	1
	tasket	1
	tassel	2
	tasteful black bow tie	1
	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	7
	tasty louse	1
	tasty tart	17
	tattered paper crown	1
	tattered scrap of paper	10
	tawdry amethyst	1
	Tears of the Quiet Healer	1
	teddy bear	2
	teddy bear sewing kit	1
	teddy borg	4
	teddy borg sewing kit	1
	teeny-tiny magic scroll	1
	teeny-tiny ninja stars	9
	teflon ore	1
	teflon shield	1
	teflon spatula	1
	teflon swim fins	1
	temporary teardrop tattoo	1
	temporary tribal tattoo	1
	Temps Tempranillo	1
	tempura avocado	1
	tempura broccoli	1
	tempura carrot	1
	tempura cauliflower	1
	tempura cucumber	1
	tempura radish	1
	ten-leaf clover	1
	tenderizing hammer	2
	teqiwila	1
	teqiwila slammer	1
	tequila grenade	1
	tequila sunrise	1
	tequila sunset	4
	tequila with training wheels	20
	Tequiz Navidad	1
	terrible poem	1
	that gum you like	1
	The Art of Slapfighting	1
	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	7
	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
	The Bomb	1
	The Cooler Out of Space	19
	the finger	1
	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
	The Groose in the Hoose	1
	The Joy of Wassailing	19
	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
	the kindest cold cut	1
	The Kloop in the Coop	1
	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
	The Lost Comb	1
	The Lost Glasses	1
	The Lost Pill Bottle	1
	The Mariachi's guitar case	15
	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
	The Necbromancer's Shorts	1
	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
	The Necbronomicon	1
	The Necbronomicon (used)	2
	The Ring	1
	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
	The Snake trading card	1
	The Snitch's Manifesto	1
	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	1
	theoretical string	7
	thermos full of Knob coffee	1
	thermos of brew	2
	thin black candle	37
	Thinknerd T-Shirt	1
	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	13
	Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts	1
	third-hand nunchaku	1
	thistle wine	1
	Thorny Toad trading card	1
	thought balloon	3
	three-tiered wedding cake	2
	throbbing organ pie	1
	throbbing rage gland	2
	throwing bone	1
	throwing wrench	27
	Thwaitgold bee statuette	6
	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	1
	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	1
	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	2
	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	2
	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	2
	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
	thyme jelly donut	1
	Tiger-lily's milk	58
	tighty whiteys	1
	Tiki lighter	1
	time halo	1
	time sleigh	1
	time's arrow	1
	tin cup of mulligan stew	2
	tin magnolia	1
	tiny ballet slippers	1
	tiny balloon knife	1
	tiny bindle	1
	tiny black hole	1
	tiny bottle of absinthe	1
	tiny bust of Pallas	1
	tiny canopic jar	1
	tiny cell phone	1
	tiny costume wardrobe	1
	tiny do-rag	1
	tiny fly glasses	1
	tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	1
	tiny goth giant	1
	tiny house	1
	tiny knife and fork	1
	tiny makeup kit	1
	tiny maracas	1
	tiny Mountie hat	1
	tiny ninja sword	2
	tiny nose-bone fetish	1
	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	7
	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	2
	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	5
	tiny plastic accordion thief	6
	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	22
	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	4
	tiny plastic angry bugbear	2
	tiny plastic angry goat	25
	tiny plastic angry space marine	23
	tiny plastic anime smiley	2
	tiny plastic animelf	9
	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	2
	tiny plastic astronomer	2
	tiny plastic Axe Wound	2
	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	21
	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	2
	tiny plastic barrrnacle	36
	tiny plastic batbugbear	20
	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	9
	tiny plastic beanbat	2
	tiny plastic bee swarm	13
	tiny plastic beebee gunners	20
	tiny plastic Beebee King	15
	tiny plastic beebee queue	25
	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	2
	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	5
	tiny plastic Big Candy	5
	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	7
	tiny plastic Black Knight	2
	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	24
	tiny plastic blazing bat	14
	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	24
	tiny plastic blooper	2
	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	2
	tiny plastic Boris	1
	tiny plastic Boss Bat	2
	tiny plastic brainsweeper	2
	tiny plastic briefcase bat	2
	tiny plastic bugaboo	22
	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	5
	tiny plastic buzzerker	23
	tiny plastic cavebugbear	21
	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	18
	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	31
	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	9
	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	5
	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	7
	tiny plastic cocoabo	18
	tiny plastic coffee pixie	19
	tiny plastic colollilossus	5
	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	2
	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	5
	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	7
	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	5
	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	9
	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	4
	tiny plastic Crimbomination	7
	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	4
	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
	tiny plastic demoninja	1
	tiny plastic disco bandit	6
	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	7
	tiny plastic Dr. Awkward	1
	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
	tiny plastic Ed the Undying	1
	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	3
	tiny plastic Father McGruber	12
	tiny plastic fax machine	5
	tiny plastic Felonia	1
	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
	tiny plastic fire servant	6
	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	2
	tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	1
	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	5
	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	37
	tiny plastic G Imp	2
	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	28
	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	36
	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	5
	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
	tiny plastic goth giant	1
	tiny plastic grue	33
	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	21
	tiny plastic Hellion	1
	tiny plastic hermit	6
	tiny plastic hobo elf	5
	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	24
	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	19
	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
	tiny plastic Jarlsberg	1
	tiny plastic killer bee	25
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
	tiny plastic leprechaun	28
	tiny plastic levitating potato	39
	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	6
	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	1
	tiny plastic MechaElf	9
	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	5
	tiny plastic moneybee	30
	tiny plastic mosquito	19
	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	5
	tiny plastic mumblebee	27
	tiny plastic mutant elf	5
	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	22
	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
	tiny plastic pastamancer	6
	tiny plastic peacannon	10
	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
	tiny plastic protector spectre	1
	tiny plastic Queen Bee	7
	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	3
	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	35
	tiny plastic sauceror	6
	tiny plastic scary clown	1
	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	27
	tiny plastic Scream Queen	4
	tiny plastic seal clubber	8
	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	4
	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	12
	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	10
	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
	tiny plastic stab bat	32
	tiny plastic star starfish	26
	tiny plastic stocking mimic	7
	tiny plastic strand of DNA	4
	tiny plastic Susie	1
	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	5
	tiny plastic taco cat	2
	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	9
	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
	tiny plastic the Free Man	9
	tiny plastic The Man	1
	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
	tiny plastic trollipop	5
	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
	tiny plastic turtle tamer	3
	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	3
	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	9
	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
	tiny plastic warwelf	1
	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	11
	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
	tiny plastic zmobie	1
	tiny prop sword	1
	tiny shaker of salt	1
	tiny slimy cyst	1
	tiny sombrero	1
	tiny top hat and cane	1
	tip jar	1
	tires	17
	tisket	1
	titanium assault umbrella	2
	toast	418
	toast with jam	1
	toasted brie	1
	tobiko marble soda	2
	tobiko pocky	2
	tobiko-infused sake	2
	toe jam	13
	toe jam toast	1
	tofu casserole	41
	tofu stir-fry	1
	tofu taco	1
	tofu wonton	1
	tofurkey gravy	75
	tofurkey leg	72
	tofurkey nugget	1
	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
	tomato	1
	tomato daiquiri	41
	tomato juice of powerful power	1
	tomb ratchet	1
	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	7
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	Tome of Sugar Shummoning	1
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	too legit potion	1
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	toothbrush	1
	toothsome rock	44
	top	2
	torn hellseal sinew	1
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	torquoise ring	1
	tortoboggan	1
	tortoboggan shield	1
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	tourmalime tourniquet	6
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	toy mercenary	11
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	toy wheel	65
	traffic jam	13
	traffic jam toast	1
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	Transylvania Sling	1
	Travels with Jerry	5
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	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
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	trilobite fossil	48
	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	1
	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	1
	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	1
	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	1
	troll britches	2
	Trollhouse cookies	264
	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
	Tropical Crimbo Sword	1
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	tropical swill	12
	tropical wrapping paper	4
	trousers of the white knight	1
	trout fang	1
	troutpiece	2
	true grit	1
	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	1
	tube of dread wax	1
	tube of hair oil	1
	tube of herbal ointment	1
	tube sock	2
	Tuesday's ruby	2
	tulip	4
	tuning fork	1
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	turtle totem	5
	turtle wax	1
	turtle wax greaves	1
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	turtlemail coif	2
	turtlemail hauberk	2
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	twinkly nuggets	50
	twinkly powder	12
	twinkly wad	8
	twitching claw	45
	twitching trigger finger	2
	two-handed depthsword	3
	Typical Tavern swill	10
	ultimate ultimate frisbee	3
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	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
	una poca de gracia	1
	Unagnimated Gnome	1
	unbearable light	1
	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	12
	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	1
	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
	Uncle Hobo's epic beard	1
	Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves	1
	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	3
	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	2
	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	1
	Uncle Romulus	1
	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
	uncooked chorizo	173
	underwater slingshot	1
	Underworld flail	1
	undissolvable contact lenses	1
	unearthed potsherd	98
	unearthly onyx	1
	unfortunate dumplings	1
	unholy water	1
	unidentified jerky	8
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	Unionize The Elves sign	1
	unlocked meat locker	5
	unnatural gas	1
	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	1
	unrolling pin	1
	Unspeakable Earring	1
	unspeakable lozenges	1
	unstable DNA	371
	unstable laser battery	116
	unstable quark	1
	untamable turtle	6
	unusual disco ball	14
	unwound clockwork grapefruit	13
	upsy daisy	1
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	Uranium Omega of Temperance	2
	urchin roe	1
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	useless powder	115
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	Valentine	1
	valuable trinket	76
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	vampire duck-on-a-string	13
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	vampire pearl	1
	vampire pearl earring	1
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	vampire pearl ring	1
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	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
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	very overdue library book	1
	Vial of jus de larmes	1
	vial of baconstone juice	1
	vial of Gnomochloric acid	1
	vial of hamethyst juice	1
	vial of holy water	2
	vial of patchouli oil	1
	vial of porquoise juice	1
	vial of The Glistening	1
	vibrating cyborg knife	14
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	vinegar	1
	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	1
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	vinyl ore	1
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	vitachoconutriment capsule	28
	Vivian's Vitamin	1
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	vodka martini	1
	Vodka Matryoshka	1
	vodka stratocaster	2
	Volartta's bellbottoms	7
	volcanic ash	1
	volleyball	1
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	WA	1
	wad of cotton	1
	wad of dough	1
	wad of slimy rags	1
	wad of tofu	1
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	walrus-tusk earring	1
	wand of fudge control	1
	Wand of Nagamar	1
	Wand of Oscus	3
	wang	3
	war tongs	1
	warm El Vibrato drone	1
	warm mushroom	7
	Warm Subject gift certificate	22
	wasabi marble soda	2
	wasabi pocky	2
	wasabi-infused sake	2
	washboard shield	1
	water pipe bomb	1
	water purification pills	1
	water wings	1
	watered-down Red Minotaur	1
	waterlogged bootstraps	1
	waterlogged crate	2
	Wax Flask	1
	wax hat	1
	wax pants	1
	weegee sqouija	1
	weighted paperclip chain	1
	weremoose spit	1
	wet stew	1
	wet venom duct	1
	whalebone corset	1
	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	2
	wheel	22
	whimpering willow bark	1
	whip kit	5
	whisker pencil	1
	whiskey and cola	1
	whiskey and soda	1
	whiskey bittersweet	1
	whiskey sour	1
	white balloon	3
	white belt	1
	white Canadian	1
	white candy heart	1
	white chocolate and tomato pizza	21
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	white chocolate chip cookies	47
	white chocolate chips	233
	White Citadel burger	1
	White Citadel fries	1
	white class ring	34
	white collar	1
	white hat hacker T-shirt	2
	White Hyborian	1
	white lightning	195
	white picket fence	1
	white pixel	9
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	white Xanadian	6
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	wholeberd	2
	Whoompa Fur Pants	2
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	wicker shield	4
	wiffle-flail	1
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	willyweed	2
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	wings of fire	2
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	Wint-O-Fresh mint	132
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	witch hat	9
	witty rapier	2
	woimbook	1
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	Woldo trading card	1
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	wolfman mask	170
	Wolfman Nardz	75
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	wooden block	10
	wooden figurine	1
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	wooden stakes	17
	wool hat	2
	woolen cravat	1
	Workytime Tea	9
	world's most unappetizing beverage	6
	world's smallest violin	1
	worn tophat	2
	worthless gewgaw	1
	worthless knick-knack	1
	worthless trinket	1
	woven baling wire bracelets	4
	wreath of laurels	1
	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
	Wrecked Generator	1
	wrench bracelet	10
	wriggling tentacle	2
	wristwatch of the white knight	1
	wumpus hair	87
	wumpus-hair bolo	1
	wumpus-hair loincloth	3
	wumpus-hair net	1
	wumpus-hair sweater	1
	wumpus-hair whip	1
	wumpus-hair wig	1
	wussiness potion	1
	X-37 gun	1
	x-ray specs	1
	yak anorak	1
	yak skin	1
	yak toupee	1
	yak whip	2
	Yakisoba's hat	5
	yakskin buckler	1
	yakskin kilt	1
	yakskin pants	1
	yakskin skirt	2
	yam candy	1
	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	1
	ye olde golde frontes	1
	Ye Olde Meade	1
	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	1
	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	2
	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	1
	yellow brick road	1
	yellow candy heart	3
	yellow drunki-bear	1
	yellow gummi ingot	160
	yellow matter custard	1
	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
	yellow paisley oyster egg	6
	yellow plastic hard hat	2
	yellow plastic oyster egg	8
	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	2
	yellow snowcone	1
	yellow striped oyster egg	3
	yeti fur	1
	yo	30
	yo-yo	10
	yohohoyo	4
	your own black heart	1
	yummy death watch beetle	1
	Yummy Tummy bean	85
	Ze™ goggles	62
	zen motorcycle	1
	Zim Merman's guitar	2
	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	4
	zmobie	1
	zombie hollandaise	1
	zombie pineal gland	1
	Zombo's empty eye	1
	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
	Zombo's shield	6
	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
	Zombo's skull ring	2
	Zombo's skullcap	2
	Zoodriver	1
	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	2