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Display Case for Old Ned (#64432)
This player is a member of the clan The Rye.

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Old Ned (#64432)
This player has 1,049 unique items and 74,832 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"Humorous" T-shirt 1
1-ball 1
1.21 jigawatts 1
100-Watt bulb 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 1
2-ball 2
25-meat staff 1
3-ball 2
30669 scroll 1
33398 scroll 1
334 scroll 1
4-ball 2
5-ball 5
6-ball 2
64067 scroll 1
668 scroll 1
7-ball 2
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 1
8-ball 6
9-ball 1
a little sump'm sump'm 1
abominable snowcone 8
acid-squirting flower 1
acoustic guitarrr 1
adder bladder 1
all-purpose flower 3
amulet of extreme plot significance 7
Amulet of Yendor 1
ancient frozen dinner 2
ancient Magi-Wipes 1
ancient protein powder 1
Ancient Saucehelm 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 1
angel-food cake 3
Angry Farmer candy 80
anniversary balloon 4
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
annoying pitchfork 2
ant agonist 1
ant rake 1
ant sickle 1
anti-anti-antidote 1
anticheese 1
antique bottle of cough syrup 1
antique greaves 1
antique hand mirror 1
antique helmet 1
antique shield 1
antique spear 1
apathetic lizardman doll 3
arrow'd heart balloon 1
arrrgyle socks 1
asbestos crossbow 1
asbestos crossbow string 1
asbestos helmet turtle 1
asbestos meat stack 1
asbestos ore 1
asbestos staff 1
asbestos stick 1
asbestos sword 1
asbestos sword hilt 1
asparagus knife 3
aspirin 1
asshat 1
astral mushroom 1
astronaut ice-cream 15
astronaut pants 7
atomic vector plotter 6
awful poetry journal 18,046
bätzle 1
baby killer bee 1
babycakes 3
baconstone 1
baconstone bracelet 1
baconstone earring 1
baconstone pendant 1
baconstone ring 1
badass belt 29
badger badge 1
bag of airline peanuts 17
bag of Cheat-Os 37
balaclava 1
balaclava baklava 1
ball 1
balloon monkey 1
ballroom blintz 1
bamboo bokuto 1
banana 2
bar skin 1
barbed-wire fence 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 3
barrrnacle 4
barskin hat 1
bartender-in-the-box 1
baseball 1
bat wing 1
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 2
batblade 1
batgut 1
beanbag chair 1
beer bomb 1
beer bong 1
beer cartilage 1
beer goggles 1
beer helmet 1
beer lens 1
beer-a-pult 1
begpwnia 5
bejeweled accordion strap 1
bejeweled pledge pin 1
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
bi-lateral logic compressor 1
big red clown nose 1
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 3
Bit O' Ectoplasm 1
bit-o-cactus 1
black & tan 1
Black Body™ spray 1
black cherry soda 1
black facepaint 1
black forest cake 1
black forest ham 1
black greaves 1
black helmet 1
black lotus 3
Black No. 2 1
black pension check 1
black pepper 1
black pixel 2
black plastic oyster egg 1
black pudding 1
black sheepskin diploma 1
black shield 1
black snowcone 1
black striped oyster egg 1
blackberry 5
blood flower 1
blood of the Wereseal 1
blood-faced volleyball 1
bloody clown pants 1
bloody mary 1
blue paisley oyster egg 1
blue pixel 1
blue plastic oyster egg 1
blue polka-dot oyster egg 1
blue snowcone 41
blue striped oyster egg 1
blue velvet cake 3
blundarrrbus 1
bone rattle 1
borg sock monkey 1
boring spaghetti 1
Boris's key lime 1
Boris's key lime pie 1
Boris's ring 1
bottle of black cat tonic 1
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 1
bottle of Definit 1
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 1
bottle of gin 1
bottle of goofballs 5
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 1
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 1
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 1
bottle of realpagne 1
bottle of rum 1
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 1
bottle of tequila 1
bottle of vodka 1
bottle of whiskey 1
bottle opener belt buckle 1
bottled inspiration 1
bowl of Bounty-Os 2
bowl of cottage cheese 4
box 1
box of sunshine 6
box-in-the-box 1
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
boxed wine 1
brass stinger 1
brick 11
brick of sand 1
broken skull 1
broken sword 1
bronzed locust 1
bubblewrap crossbow 1
bubblewrap ore 1
bubblewrap staff 1
bubblewrap sword 1
bubbly potion 1
bucket of anniversary lard 1
buckyball 1
bugbear beanie 1
bugbear bungguard 1
Bulky Buddy Box 1
bullet-proof corduroys 1
bum cheek 16
caipifruta 1
can of fake snow 1
can of maces 1
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 1
candied yam pinky ring 1
candied yams 1
candy brain 24
candy cane 1
candy stake 1
capacitor relay 2
carbon nanotube frame 7
carbonated soy milk 1
cardboard crossbow 1
cardboard ore 1
cardboard staff 1
cardboard sword 1
cardboard wakizashi 1
carob chunk cookies 1
carob chunk noodles 1
carob chunks 1
casino pass 1
cast 35
cast-iron legacy paddle 1
cat appendix 1
catgut 1
catgut taco 1
catsup 1
centipede eggs 1
Cerebral Cloche 1
Cerebral Crossbow 1
Cerebral Culottes 1
chaos butterfly 1
cheap plastic bottle opener 10
cheap wind-up clock 5
chef skull 1
chef's hat 1
chef-in-the-box 1
cherry 1
cherry pie 1
chewing gum on a string 1
chintzy accordion pin 1
chintzy disco ball pendant 1
chloroform rag 1
chocolate spurs 1
chopsticks 1
chorizo brownies 1
chorizo taco 1
chrome crossbow 1
chrome crossbow string 1
chrome helmet turtle 1
chrome meat stack 1
chrome ore 1
chrome staff 1
chrome stick 1
chrome sword 1
chrome sword hilt 1
chunk of depleted Grimacite 2
Cloaca grenade 1
Cloaca-Cola 1
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 1
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 3
Cloaca-Cola helmet 2
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 1
Cloaca-Cola shield 2
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 3
clockwork bartender-in-the-box 1
clockwork chef-in-the-box 1
clockwork claws 1
clockwork detective skull 1
clockwork hat 1
clockwork key 1
clockwork maid 1
clockwork pants 1
clockwork sphere 1
clockwork trench coat 1
cloudy potion 1
clown hammer 1
clown shoes 1
cocoa egg 44
cocoa eggshell fragment 1
coconut bikini top 1
coconut shell 1
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 1
coffin lid 1
cog 1
Colander of Em-er'il 1
Cold Hots candy 1
cold ninja mask 1
cold nuggets 1
cold powder 1
colored-light "necklace" 1
commemorative war stein 1
communications windchimes 1
computronic processing unit 1
congratulatory cake 3
cool mushroom 1
cool mushroom wine 1
cool whip 1
corn holder 1
cornuthaum 1
cottage 1
cranberries 10
crazy little Turkish delight 23
cream pie 1
crowbarrr 1
Crown of the Goblin King 29
cyborg doll 1
daisy 3
deactivated MicroMechaMech 1
dead guy's watch 1
deadly nightshade 3
decorative fountain 1
dehydrated caviar 12
delicious noodles 1
delicious spicy noodles 1
dense meat stack 1
dental pliers 1
deodorant 1
depantsing bomb 1
desiccated apricot 13
detective skull 1
devil's-food cake 3
diamond-studded cane 1
didgeridooka 1
dirty hobo gloves 1
disassembled clover 1
disbelief suspenders 1
disco ball 1
disco mask 1
disembodied brain 1
disembodied smile 1
disintegrating quill pen 2
distressed denim pants 1
disturbing fanfic 22,289
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 1
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 1
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 1
Doc's Miracle Cure 1
doll house 1
dollhive 1
Dolphin King's crown 2
dope gangsta bling-bling 1
dope wheels 1
double daisy 1
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 4
drab sonata 8
draggin' ball hat 1
Dramatic™ range 1
dried face 1
dry noodles 26
dry vodka martini 1
drywall axe 20
ducha de oro 1
duck-on-a-string 1
duct tape 1
dusty bottle of Marsala 2
dusty bottle of Merlot 2
dusty bottle of Muscat 1
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 2
dusty bottle of Port 2
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 2
Dyspepsi grenade 1
Dyspepsi-Cola 1
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations 1
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 1
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 1
Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack 1
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 1
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen 1
easter egg balloon 31
effervescent potion 1
El Sombrero De Lopez 1
Elder Turtle Shell 1
Elmley shades 1
empty blowgun 1
enchanted bean 1
enchanted eyepatch 1
enchanted toothpick 2
energy drink IV 1
escargotsicle 1
evil golden arch 1
evil golden arches 1
evil googly eye 2
evil teddy bear 1
exotic orchid 3
exploding hacky-sack 1
extra-spicy bloody mary 1
extra-strength strongness elixir 1
eXtreme mittens 1
eXtreme nose ring 1
eye of newt 1
eye-pod 1
eyepatch 1
f3d0r4 1
fake fake vomit 13
fake hand 24
fake plastic grass 2
false eyelashes 1
fancy but probably evil chocolate 3
fancy chocolate 3
fancy dress ball 1
felt 1
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 1
ferret bait 1
Feynman gate 2
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 1
filthy corduroys 1
filthy knitted dread sack 1
filthy lucre 1
filthy poultice 1
fine wine 1
fire 6
fire poi 1
flaming crutch 1
flaming glowsticks 3
flaming mushroom 1
flaming mushroom wine 1
flashing novelty button 7
flask of baconstone juice 1
flask of Gnomochloric acid 1
flask of hamethyst juice 1
flask of porquoise juice 1
flat mushroom wine 1
flower petal pie 1
flowing hippy skirt 1
flute of flat champagne 71
foie gras 11
foolscap fool's cap 3
Frat Army FGF 1
fricasseed brains 1
frightful feather 1
frigid ninja stars 1
frilly skirt 1
frozen feather 1
frozen mushroom 1
frozen nunchaku 1
fruit basket 1
fruit bowl 1
funky dried mushroom 1
furry fur 541
fuzzbump 1
fuzzy dice 6
ga-ga radio 21
Gaia beads 1
gas balloon 8
gauze garter 1
ghuol ears 1
ghuol egg 3
ghuol egg quiche 1
giant discarded plastic fork 26
giant driftwood sculpture 1
giant foam finger 1
giant needle 351
giant pinky ring 12
giant stuffed bugbear 3
gilded lily 3
gingerbread bugbear 40
glowing red eye 1
gnatwing 15
gnatwing earring 1
gnoll teeth 1
gnoll-tooth necklace 2
Gnollish casserole dish 2
Gnollish flyswatter 5
Gnollish pie tin 1
goat beard 1
goat cheese 1
gob of wet hair 16
googly eye 28
goth kid t-shirt 15
grapefruit 1
grass blade 1
grass hat 1
grass skirt 1
green balloon 3
green glowstick 13
green pixel 11
green smoke bomb 1
green snowcone 1
green traffic cone 1
grouchy restless spirit 5
grue egg 31
guitar pick 1
Gummi-Gnauga 1
gyroscope 1
hair spray 1
half-orchid 9
halfberd 1
hamethyst 2
hamethyst bracelet 1
hamethyst earring 1
hamethyst necklace 1
handful of hand chalk 10
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 3
harem girl t-shirt 1
Hatorade 1
heart necklace 1
heart-shaped balloon 3
heavy D 1
heavy metal sonata 1
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 1
hellion cube 1
helmet turtle 1
hemp string 1
herb brownies 1
herbal stuffing 1
hermit permit 1
hill of beans 2
Hippy Army MPE 1
hippy medical kit 1
hippy protest button 1
homeopathic healing powder 1
honey-dew 1
honey-dipped locust 1
hot katana blade 26
hot stuffing 2
hot wing 1
huge spoon 6
hyperbolic plasma focuser 1
hypodermic needle 1
ice-cold fotie 1
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 1
ice-cold Willer 1
iced-out bling 2
icy katana hilt 8
icy mushroom wine 1
icy-hot katana 3
iGoogly 1
Imp Ale 1
incredibly creepy marionette 1
infernal insoles 4
inkwell 5
insanely spicy bean burrito 40
ion grid 2
ion-pulse modulation stabilizer 4
iron pasta spoon 27
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 1
jar of anniversary jam 1
Jarlsberg's earring 1
Jarlsberg's key lime 1
Jarlsberg's key lime pie 1
jazz soap 1
Jolly Roger charrrm 1
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet 5
jug of baconstone juice 1
jug of Gnomochloric acid 1
jug of hamethyst juice 1
jug of porquoise juice 1
jug-o-magicalness 1
jumbo olive 1
Junior LAAAAME merit badge 1
keg shield 1
ketchup hound 1
Kevlar balloon 3
kick-ass kicks 1
killer rag doll 1
kite 1
kneecapping stick 1
Knob Goblin elite helm 1
Knob Goblin elite pants 1
Knob Goblin elite polearm 1
Knob Goblin elite shirt 1
Knob Goblin firecracker 1
Knob Goblin harem pants 1
Knob Goblin harem veil 1
Knob Goblin pants 1
Knob Goblin scimitar 1
Knob mushroom 1
knob mushroom wine 1
Knob stuffed shells 1
Knoll mushroom 1
knoll mushroom wine 1
ladle of mystery 1
lavender paisley oyster egg 1
lavender plastic oyster egg 1
lavender polka-dot oyster egg 1
lavender striped oyster egg 1
lead necklace 1
leather chaps 1
LED block 1
lemon meringue pie 1
length of string 27
lesser grodulated violet 1
library card 1
lihc eye 1
lihc eye pie 1
limburger biker boots 2
lime 1
line 1
little paper umbrella 1
loaded serum blowgun 1
Lockenstock™ sandals 1
logic synthesizer 2
long skinny balloon 1
long-stemmed rose 3
loose teeth 1
lovecat tail 1
lowercase N 1
lucky rabbit's foot 1
lupine sword 1
M-242 9
macrame net 1
mad scientist's sock monkey 1
mafia aria 62
magical ice cube with a fly in it 2
magical ice cubes 3
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 1
magnifying glass 1
Manetwich 1
many-eyed glasses 1
marionette 1
marionette collective 1
massive sitar 1
mauve paisley oyster egg 1
mauve plastic oyster egg 1
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 1
mauve striped oyster egg 1
Meat detector 1
meat engine 1
meat paste 1
meat stack 1
meat vortex 1
meatcar model 1
Meleegra™ pills 1
menorette 1
metal mandible 1
metallic A 1
mini-zeppelin 3
miniature espresso maker 1
miniature stuffed Goth Giant 1
Mob Penguin cellular phone 1
monomolecular yo-yo 1
Monstar energy beverage 1
monster bait 1
moonglasses 1
Mountain Stream soda 1
Mr. Balloon 3
Mr. Mediocrebar 85
mugcake 3
munchies pill 1
mushroom fermenting solution 1
Mylar balloon 3
mylar scout drone 1
nanofiber cloth 1
ND 1
NG 1
Now and Earlier 1
odor extractor 2
off-white plastic oyster egg 1
oil of stability 1
ointment of the occult 1
old coin purse 1
old leather wallet 1
opera mask 1
orange glowstick 19
orange snowcone 1
orange traffic cone 1
Oreille Divisée brandy 2
original G 195
oversized pipe 1
pack of KWE trading card 1
PADL Phone 1
pail 25
palm-frond toupee 1
pants of the Slug Lord 11
papaya 1
patchouli oil bomb 1
patent antipsychotics 1
penguin skin 1
penguin-smacking club 1
perforated battle paddle 1
personalized birthday cake 3
pet rock 1
pet rock "Groucho" disguise 1
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 1
phat turquoise bracelet 1
philter of phorce 1
phonics down 1
picture of a dead guy's girlfriend 1
pile of dusty animal bones 2
Pine-Fresh air freshener 1
pink glowstick 9
pirate pelvis 1
plastic passion fruit 1
pointy mushroom 1
pointy mushroom wine 1
porquoise 1
porquoise bracelet 1
porquoise eyebrow ring 1
porquoise necklace 1
porquoise ring 1
portable corkscrew 15
possessed top 1
potato sprout 1
potted cactus 3
potted fern 3
pr0n legs 1
prehistoric spear 1
Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit 1
prosthetic forehead 1
purple snowcone 1
quantum polarity inducer 1
questionable taco 1
Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 1
rag doll 1
Raggedy Hippy doll 3
ram-battering staff 1
rat appendix 1
rat head balloon 3
ravioli hat 1
razor-sharp can lid 1
razor-tipped yo-yo 1
recursive spline reticulator 1
red balloon 5
red paisley oyster egg 1
red polka-dot oyster egg 1
red snowcone 1
red striped oyster egg 1
reinforced beaded headband 1
reverse-oscillating klystron 1
ring of adornment 1
ring of aggravate monster 1
ring of cold resistance 1
ring of conflict 1
ring of fire resistance 1
ring of gain strength 1
ring of half-assed regeneration 1
ring of increase damage 1
roboduck-on-a-string 1
rock 2
Rock and Roll Legend 1
Rock Pops 1
rocky raccoon 1
roll of toilet paper 3
round purple sunglasses 1
ruby W 1
rusty grave robbing shovel 1
rusty metal shaft 1
sake bomb 1
saucepan 1
scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil 1
scroll of drastic healing 1
scroll of pasta summoning 15
scrumptious reagent 1
seal tooth 1
seal-clubbing club 1
sensitive poetry journal 1
servomechanical torsion facilitator 1
severed rocking horse head 1
shiny ring 27
shock collar 1
shot of grapefruit schnapps 1
shot of nepenthe schnapps 1
shot of orange schnapps 1
six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola 20
sk8board 1
skeleton bone 85
skeleton key 1
skewer 1
skewer-mounted razor blade 1
smart skull 1
smile-sharpening stone 1
snake 10
Sneaky Pete's breath spray 1
Sneaky Pete's key lime 1
Sneaky Pete's key lime pie 1
snifter of thoroughly aged brandy 1
snowboarder pants 1
sock monkey 1
soft green echo eyedrop antidote 1
sonar-in-a-biscuit 1
Spam Witch sammich 1
spandex anniversary shorts 1
sparkler 10
special sauce glove 1
spices 1
spicy noodles 1
spider web 1
spooky bicycle chain 1
spooky cosmetics bag 1
spooky felt 2
spooky length of string 2
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spooky mushroom wine 1
spooky nuggets 1
spooky shrunken head 4
spooky stick 1
spooky stuffing 2
spooky toy wheel 2
spooky wooden block 2
Spooky-Gro fertilizer 1
spring 1
sprocket 1
squashed frog 5
stale baguette 2
stalk of asparagus 2
star 1
star buckler 1
star chart 1
star crossbow 1
star hat 1
star pants 1
star shirt 1
star staff 1
star starfish 1
star sword 1
star throwing star 1
stench powder 1
stench wad 1
stick 2
stick-on-a-string 1
stinky mushroom 1
stinky mushroom wine 1
stolen accordion 8
stone of eXtreme power 4
strawberry pie 1
string of blue beads 1
string of green beads 1
string of red beads 1
stringy sinew 2
strongness elixir 1
stuffed alien blob 1
stuffed can of asparagus 3
stuffed dodecapede 3
stuffed doppelshifter 1
stuffed ghuol whelp 3
stuffed gray blob 1
stuffed Mob Penguin 3
stuffed sabre-toothed lime 3
stuffed shoulder parrot 4
stuffed stab bat 3
stuffed yeti 3
stuffed zmobie 3
stuffing 1
styrofoam crossbow 1
styrofoam ore 1
styrofoam staff 1
styrofoam sword 1
sub-molecular interocitor 1
sucky decal 1
Sugar Cog 15
sugar-coated pine cone 14
sunken chest 1
suntan lotion of moxiousness 1
super-spiky hair gel 1
superamplified boom box 1
support cummerbund 22
supportive bra 1
swashbuckling pants 1
swirly potion 1
synthetic stuffing 1
t8r tots 1
taco shell 2
tambourine 1
tambourine bells 1
tap shoes 1
targeting chip 1
Tasty Fun Good rice candy 1
tattered scrap of paper 1
teddy bear 1
teddy bear sewing kit 1
teddy borg 1
teeny-tiny ninja stars 1
tenderizing hammer 1
theoretical string 1
thin black candle 201
thought balloon 3
three-tiered wedding cake 3
tin magnolia 1
tiny balloon knife 1
tiny house 1
tiny knife and fork 1
tiny makeup kit 1
tiny maracas 1
tiny Mountie hat 1
tiny ninja sword 1
tiny nose-bone fetish 1
tiny plastic accordion thief 1
tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll 1
tiny plastic angry goat 1
tiny plastic apathetic lizardman 1
tiny plastic astronomer 1
tiny plastic baby gravy fairy 1
tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth 1
tiny plastic barrrnacle 1
tiny plastic Beelzebozo 1
tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar 1
tiny plastic Black Knight 1
tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball 1
tiny plastic blooper 1
tiny plastic Boris 1
tiny plastic Boss Bat 1
tiny plastic brainsweeper 1
tiny plastic briefcase bat 1
tiny plastic Cheshire bat 1
tiny plastic cocoabo 1
tiny plastic coffee pixie 1
tiny plastic conservationist hippy 1
tiny plastic Crimbo elf 1
tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer 1
tiny plastic Crimbo wreath 1
tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram 1
tiny plastic demoninja 1
tiny plastic disco bandit 1
tiny plastic drunk goat 1
tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus 1
tiny plastic fruit golem 1
tiny plastic fuzzy dice 1
tiny plastic G Imp 1
tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick 1
tiny plastic ghuol whelp 1
tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers 1
tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire 1
tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser 1
tiny plastic grue 1
tiny plastic Hellion 1
tiny plastic hermit 1
tiny plastic howling balloon monkey 1
tiny plastic Iiti Kitty 1
tiny plastic killer bee 1
tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter 1
tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist 1
tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box 1
tiny plastic leprechaun 1
tiny plastic levitating potato 1
tiny plastic mosquito 1
tiny plastic ninja snowman 1
tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy 1
tiny plastic pastamancer 1
tiny plastic Protagonist 1
tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime 1
tiny plastic sauceror 1
tiny plastic Scream Queen 1
tiny plastic seal clubber 1
tiny plastic senile lihc 1
tiny plastic skeletal reindeer 1
tiny plastic smarmy pirate 1
tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton 1
tiny plastic stab bat 1
tiny plastic star starfish 1
tiny plastic sweet nutcracker 1
tiny plastic taco cat 1
tiny plastic The Man 1
tiny plastic topiary golem 1
tiny plastic Trouser Snake 1
tiny plastic turtle tamer 1
tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo 3
tiny plastic warwelf 1
tiny plastic whitesnake 2
tiny plastic XXX pr0n 1
tiny plastic zmobie 2
tiny shaker of salt 1
tires 1
titanium assault umbrella 1
toast 99
tofurkey gravy 2
tofurkey leg 2
tomato 1
tomato juice of powerful power 2
tooth 2
toothsome rock 1
top 1
toy crazy train 1
toy deathbot 1
toy hoverpad 1
toy jet pack 1
toy maglev monorail 1
toy mercenary 1
toy ray gun 1
toy six-seater hovercraft 1
toy soldier 1
toy space helmet 1
toy train 1
toy wheel 1
tree-eating kite 1
Trollhouse cookies 1
tulip 3
turtle totem 14
twinkly nuggets 1
twinkly powder 1
twinkly wad 1
Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix 1
uncooked chorizo 1
Unionize The Elves sign 1
upsy daisy 1
urinal cake 3
Valentine 1
Valentine's Day cake 1
valuable trinket 1
vampire duck-on-a-string 1
velvet choker 1
Venus flytrap 3
vial of baconstone juice 1
vial of Gnomochloric acid 1
vial of hamethyst juice 1
vial of porquoise juice 1
viking helmet 1
vodka and cranberry 1
vorpal blade 1
WA 1
wad of dough 1
wad of tofu 1
walrus-tusk earring 1
Wand of Nagamar 30,015
wang 1
war tongs 1
warm mushroom 1
water pipe bomb 1
wheel 1
whiskey and cola 1
white balloon 3
white chocolate and tomato pizza 1
white collar 1
white lightning 1
white picket fence 1
white pixel 1
white satin pants 1
white snake skin 1
white sword 1
white Xanadian 1
whoopie cushion 8
wicker shield 1
wind-up chattering teeth 3
windchimes 1
wolf mask 25
wooden block 1
wooden stakes 1
worn tophat 1
worthless gewgaw 1
worthless knick-knack 1
worthless trinket 1
wussiness potion 1
yak skin 1
yak whip 1
yakskin buckler 1
yakskin kilt 1
yakskin pants 1
yakskin skirt 1
ye olde golde frontes 1
yellow paisley oyster egg 1
yellow plastic oyster egg 1
yellow snowcone 8
yellow striped oyster egg 1
yeti fur 1
yo 1
yo-yo 9
Yummy Tummy bean 262
zombie pineal gland 3