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Display Case for Bobje Ratata (#652096)
This player is a member of the clan Dutch Loathing.

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Bobje Ratata (#652096)
This player has 5,205 unique items and 384,157 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 6
"KICK ME" sign 66
"meat" stick 68
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 5
1,970 carat gold 7
1-ball 78
1.21 jigawatts 1
1/6th Pound Cake 1
100-Watt bulb 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 278
1952 Mickey Mantle card 52
2-ball 71
25-meat staff 1
3-ball 95
30669 scroll 311
33398 scroll 398
334 scroll 379
37x37x37 puzzle cube 264
4-ball 82
4-dimensional fez 2
4-dimensional guitar 53
4:20 bomb 1
5-Alarm Saucepan 4
5-ball 72
5-hour acrimony 1
6-ball 97
64067 scroll 1
668 scroll 3
7-ball 83
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 190
7-inch discus 1
8-ball 268
8-billed baseball cap 8
8-bit banana 3
9-ball 1
99.44% pure math 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 2
a butt tuba 56
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 1
A Light that Never Goes Out 5
a little sump'm sump'm 371
A muse-bouche 1
A. W. O. L. commendation 3
abandoned candy 2
abominable blubber 37
abominable snowcone 36
abstraction: action 41
abstraction: category 45
abstraction: perception 41
abstraction: purpose 37
abstraction: sensation 38
abstraction: thought 38
acceptable bagel 7
accidental cider 57
accord ion 9
accordion file 4
Accordion of Jordion 7
accordionoid rocca 7
acid-squirting flower 135
acoustic guitarrr 99
actual reality goggles 80
actual tapas 6
adder 245
adder bladder 268
adorable seal larva 20
affordable teak perch 1
Agent Corrigan's cigarette 6
agnolotti arboli 2
agua de vida 200
airblaster gun 148
airborne mutagen 6
alarm accordion 4
albatross necklace 2
Alewife™ Ale 30
Alice's Army Alchemist 317
Alice's Army booster box 1
Alice's Army Bowman 136
Alice's Army Cleric 111
Alice's Army Coward 120
Alice's Army Dervish 27
Alice's Army Foil Alchemist 2
Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Foil Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Guard 271
Alice's Army Halberder 270
Alice's Army Hammerman 128
Alice's Army Horseman 101
Alice's Army Lanceman 125
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 320
Alice's Army Martyr 38
Alice's Army Ninja 301
Alice's Army Nurse 296
Alice's Army Page 322
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 338
Alice's Army Sniper 34
Alice's Army Spearsman 270
Alice's Army Swordsman 280
Alice's Army Wallman 287
alien autoautopsy kit 3
alien drugs 5
alien force field disruptor bean 3
alien hologram projector 2
alien protein powder 2
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig 1
all-purpose cleaner 315
all-year sucker 1
alpha-mail pants 1
alphabet gum 11
alpine watercolor set 1
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
amber aviator shades 3
Ambitious Turkey 4
ammonite candy mold 1
ammonite fossil 2
Amnesiac Ale 1
amok pudding 16
amok putter 13
amulet of extreme plot significance 282
Amulet of Yendor 2
ancient calendar fragment 3
ancient cursed foot locker 1
ancient frozen dinner 72
ancient ice cream scoop 85
ancient Magi-Wipes 710
ancient medicinal herbs 2
ancient oil painting of yourself 2
ancient poisoned dart 469
Ancient Protector Soda 7
ancient protein powder 390
Ancient Saucehelm 15
ancient spice 41
ancient stone fist 77
ancient stone head 38
ancient turtle shell 2
ancient turtle shell helmet 1
ancient turtle shell powder 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 1
ancient vinyl coin purse 342
anemone nematocyst 25
anemone sauce 66
Angelhair Culottes 9
anger blaster 3
Angry Farmer candy 1,213
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 4
angry inch 42
angst burger 1
Ankh of Badahnkadh 2
anniversary balloon 1
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary pewter cape 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
annoying pitchfork 32
ant agonist 241
ant hoe 7
ant pick 12
ant pitchfork 13
ant rake 15
ant sickle 11
anti-anti-antidote 112
anticheese 137
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 1
antique accordion 24
antique bottle of cough syrup 6
antique bottle opener 2
antique greaves 104
antique hand mirror 83
antique helmet 94
antique machete 8
antique packet of ketchup 80
antique painting of a landscape 1
antique pair of blue jeans 1
antique record album 2
antique shield 102
antique souvenir drawing 3
antique spear 97
apathetic lizardman doll 1
Argarggagarg's fang 21
arm buzzer 1
armgun 148
armored prawn 6
around the world 12
arrrgyle socks 63
Arrrmetia trading card 2
artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice 57
artisanal limoncello 31
Artist's Butterknife of Regret 4
Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness 3
Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury 7
Artist's Spatula of Despair 4
Artist's Whisk of Misery 2
asbestos apron 23
asbestos crossbow 12
asbestos crossbow string 1
asbestos helmet turtle 2
asbestos meat stack 1
asbestos ore 148
asbestos staff 4
asbestos sword 16
asbestos sword hilt 1
asbestos thermos 10
ASCII fu manchu 5
ASCII shirt 40
ash soda 1
asparagus knife 90
asparagus lo mein 1
asparagus stir-fry 2
aspirin 1
Ass-Stompers of Violence 2
assassin's cheese knife 6
asshat 6
astral mushroom 99
astronaut pants 2
Atomic Comic 3
Atomic Pop 7
atomic vector plotter 1
attention spanner 3
attorney's badge 120
augmented-reality shades 1
Aura Libre 2
autocalliope 8
auxiliary backbone 1
awful poetry journal 1,555
Ax of L'rose 1
Aye Aye 1
Aye Aye, Captain 1
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth 1
bätzle 1
baby killer bee 28
backwoods banjo 1
backwoods screwdriver 43
baconstone 23
baconstone earring 1
baconstone pendant 1
baconstone ring 1
bad-ass club 1
badass belt 132
badass pie 1
badge of authority 16
badger badge 3
bag of airline peanuts 2
bag of Cheat-Os 165
bag of foreign bribes 6
bag of grain 1
bag of gross foreign snacks 99
bag of lard 16
bag of park garbage 101
bag of pygmy blood 64
bag of W&Ws 124
baggie of powdered sugar 35
Bal-musette accordion 1
balaclava 6
balaclava baklava 20
ball 4
ballast turtle 10
balloon helmet 8
balloon monkey 2
balloon shield 2
balloon sword 8
ballpark hot daub 1
ballroom blintz 99
balsa plank 159
bamboo bokuto 2
banana 1
banana peel 122
banana supersucker 2
bananagate 5
bananarama bangle 1
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 9
Bangyomaman battle juice 24
banjo kazoo mount 1
baobab sap 2
bar skin 376
bar whip 3
barbed-wire fence 61
bargain flash powder 17
baritone accordion 10
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
bark rootbeer 4
barnacled barrel 109
Barney's rake 2
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 114
barrel cracker 2
barrel-aged martini 1
barrrnacle 113
barskin buckler 2
barskin cloak 1
barskin hat 3
barskin loincloth 1
barskin tent 2
Barulio's bottle 24
basaltamander tongue 16
baseball 201
Bash-Ōs boxtop 11
Bash-Ōs cereal 7
basic meat fez 1
basic meat helmet 1
basic meat kilt 1
basic meat pants 1
basic meat skirt 1
basic meat spork 1
basic meat sword 3
bat guano 290
bat haggis 19
bat hat 1
bat whip 2
bat wing 451
bat wing kabob 119
bat wing stir-fry 2
bat-ass leather jacket 1
batarang 17
batblade 152
batgut 670
batskin belt 17
battered Crimbo Crate 1
battered hubcap 27
battered old top-hat 1
Battlie Light Saver 90
bazookafish bubble gum 53
beach ball marble 1
Beach Buck 498
beach glass bead 75
beach glass necklace 1
bean burrito 23
bear claw 5
beard incense 54
beastly paste 2
beaten-up Chucks 4
beautiful rainbow 1
beaver spear 12
beefy fish meat 20
beer basted brat 1
beer bomb 854
beer bong 185
beer cartilage 1
beer helmet 631
beer lens 107
beer-a-pult 2
beer-battered accordion 12
beer-scented teddy bear 46
beer-soaked mop 60
beertini 14
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 3
beholed bedsheet 1
beige clambroth marble 1
Beignet Milgranet 19
bejeweled pledge pin 592
belemnite candy mold 1
belemnite fossil 3
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 2
bellhop bell 6
bellhop's hat 9
Belt of Howling Anger 9
Ben-Gal™ Balm 79
bent scrap metal 86
berries of suffering 35
Better Than Cuddling Cake 1
bewitching boots 2
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 1
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 1
BGE merchandise order form 1
BGE pocket calendar 4
BGE shotglass 12
BGE temporary tattoo 1
BGE tiny plastic toy 3
bi-lateral logic compressor 1
big bad voodoo mask 24
big bass drum 120
big boom 5
big bumboozer marble 1
big bundle of chamoix 3
Big Candy's tophat 1
big dribbly candle 10
big glob of skin 2
Big Punk 1
big red clown nose 253
big rock 4
big stick 1
big stirring stick 1
big tun 402
bilge wine 201
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
bindlestocking 1
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 30
birdbone corset 2
Bit O' Ectoplasm 16
Bit O' Quail Spleen 3
bit of clingfilm 58
bit-o-cactus 294
bitter bowtie 1
BittyCar HotCar 1
BittyCar SoulCar 1
Bjorn's Hammer 6
black & tan 42
Black Angus blackburger 1
black belt 1
black blade 29
Black Body™ spray 4
black BRICKO brick 6
black catseye marble 1
black cherry soda 10
black cloak 28
black cowboy hat 1
black eye shadow 119
black eyedrops 17
black facepaint 15
black forest cake 29
black forest ham 17
black friar's tonsure 67
black gold 41
black greaves 96
black helmet 100
Black Hole 1
black kettle drum 76
black label 72
black magic powder 54
black mana 91
Black No. 2 210
black paisley oyster egg 7
black pension check 334
black pepper 15
black picnic basket 108
black pixel 864
black plastic oyster egg 2
black polka-dot oyster egg 16
black pudding 53
black sheepskin diploma 2
black shield 93
black snake skin 147
black spot 6
black striped oyster egg 23
black sword 89
black tear 20
black-and-blue light 906
blackberry 675
blackberry combat boots 1
blackberry galoshes 2
blackberry polite 8
Blackfly Chardonnay 29
blammer 3
blank diary 1
blank fudge mold 1
blank prescription sheet 4
Blatantly Canadian 7
blended frozen swill 5
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 4
blind-packed capsule toy 2
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 30
Bling of the New Wave 11
blob of acid 11
blob of Alphredo™ 3
blob of wood glue 138
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 7
blood and blood 7
blood of the Wereseal 10
blood sausage 1
blood-drive sticker 2
bloodied surgical dungarees 29
bloodstain stick 66
bloody beer 424
bloody clown pants 238
bloody mary 32
blowdart 31
blue canary nightlight 1
blue class ring 99
Blue Diamond of Honesty 3
blue grass 9
blue lava globs 1
blue mana 100
blue oyster badge 37
blue paisley oyster egg 25
blue pixel 1,467
blue pixel potion 65
blue plasma ball 894
blue plastic oyster egg 4
blue polka-dot oyster egg 19
blue potion 25
blue shell 9
blue striped oyster egg 23
blue suede shoes 1
blue tulip 2
blue-frosted astral cupcake 23
blundarrrbus 2
blunt cat claw 1
blunt icepick 2
bobble-hip hula elf doll 1
bobcat grenade 2
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
Bohemian rhapsody 3
boilermaker 85
boilgun 1
bone abacus 81
bone bandoneon 8
bone chips 4
bone collar 2
bone crusher 1
bone flute 178
bone rattle 19
Bonerdagon necklace 3
Bonestabber 1
bonsai tree 2
booby trap 8
book of matches 328
BOOtonniere 1
Boots of Twilight Whispers 6
booty chest charrrm 83
booze-soaked cherry 43
boozebomb 1
Boozehounds Anonymous token 16
Bordeaux Marteaux 279
borg sock monkey 1
boring spaghetti 379
Boris's key lime 50
Boris's key lime pie 74
Boris's ring 30
borrowed time 1
Boss Bat bling 9
Boss Bat britches 1
Boss Drops 3
bottle of alcohol 148
bottle of antifreeze 12
bottle of black cat tonic 6
bottle of Blank-Out 1
bottle of bubbles 6
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 45
bottle of cooking sherry 74
bottle of Definit 67
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 39
bottle of drinkin' gas 2
bottle of Evermore 2
bottle of fruity "wine" 3
bottle of gin 313
bottle of goofballs 141
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 87
bottle of laundry sherry 73
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 103
bottle of lighter fluid 181
bottle of limeade 1
bottle of melodramamine 2
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 745
bottle of moontan lotion 1
bottle of Mystic Shell 14
bottle of norwhiskey 7
bottle of Ooze-O 39
bottle of Pete's Sake 6
bottle of Pinot Renoir 3
bottle of pirate juice 13
bottle of popskull 95
bottle of realpagne 7
bottle of Red-Out 5
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 20
bottle of rum 1,433
bottle of sake 10
bottle of sewage schnapps 21
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 3
bottle of tequila 629
bottle of ultravitamins 3
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 2
bottle of vodka 540
bottle of whiskey 426
bottle of wine 86
bottle opener belt buckle 241
bottled day 2
bottled inspiration 10
bottled swamp gas 18
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bounty-hunting pants 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 2
bowl of Bounty-Os 1
bowl of cottage cheese 573
bowl of eyeballs 9
bowl of Jeal-O 14
bowl of lucky charms 1
bowl of maggots 5
bowl of mummy guts 3
bowl of rye sprouts 2
bowl of topioca 1
bowling ball 79
box 504
box of bear arms 1
box of Dweebs 112
box of Familiar Jacks 1
box of hammers 15
box of hickory chips 1
box of Pokëmann band-aids 296
box of sunshine 19
box turtle 9
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 2
boxed champagne 40
boxed wine 470
boxing glove 20
brain preservation fluid 1
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 6
brains casserole 11
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 1
Bram's choker 33
Brand of Violence 2
brass abacus 1
brass bung spigot 1
brass gear 152
brass stinger 2
brass turkey knuckles 1
brazen bracelet 2
bread basket 1
bread line 3
breadchucks 19
breadwand 1
Breakfast Blast wine cooler 6
breakfast mess 15
breakfast miracle 1
breath mint 186
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 18
brick 7
BRICKO airship 1
BRICKO brick 12,773
BRICKO bulwark 7
BRICKO eye brick 1,818
BRICKO gargantuchicken 1
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO pants 1
BRICKO pearl 4
BRICKO pyramid 1
BRICKO sword 1
BRICKO trunk 7
briefcase 640
brigand brittle 613
Bright Water 3
Brimstone Beret 1
Brimstone Bludgeon 1
Brimstone Boxers 1
Brimstone Bracelet 1
Brimstone Brooch 1
Brimstone Bunker 1
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 6
brine 6
briny vinegar 1
broberry brogurt 1
brocolate brogurt 1
broken BRICKO brick 11
broken carburetor 1
broken clock 8
broken glass grenade 1
broken high-temperature mining drill 53
broken skull 458
broken sword 91
bronze breastplate 31
bronzed locust 198
BROS Energy Drink 47
brown crock marble 1
brown felt tophat 55
brown paper bag mask 23
brown paper pants 24
brown plastic baby 1
brown sugar cane 103
Bruno's blessing of Mars 2
bubble bauble bow 1
bubble-wrap simulator 1
bubblegum heart 275
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 1
bubblewrap ore 23
bubblewrap sword 5
bubblin' chemistry solution 8
bubblin' crude 797
bubbling tempura batter 12
bubbly potion 49
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of fish juice 10
bucket of wine 63
buckyball 1
Buddy Bjorn 1
buffalo blade 4
buffalo dime 21
bug paste 4
bugbear beanie 173
bugbear bungguard 204
bugbear detector 6
bugbear purification pill 1
Bugbearclaw Donut 1
bull blubber 12
bullet-proof corduroys 741
bum cheek 169
bumblebee marble 1
bunch of square grapes 28
bundle of "fragrant" herbs 1
bunny liver 147
buoybottoms 47
burrowgrub hive 1
burst hellseal brain 22
BURT 639
Burt's blessing of Bacchus 1
bus pass 80
butterfly knife 30
Buttery Knob 2
button rouge 13
buzzard feather 12
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 1
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. chum 56
C.H.U.M. knife 3
C.H.U.M. lantern 1
cactus fruit 172
caipifruta 4
Caipiranha 1
Cajun accordion 2
calavera concertina 2
calle de miel 130
can of Adultwitch™ 1
can of Binarrrca 36
can of black paint 3
can of CRIMBCOLA 5
can of fake snow 1
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 2
can of maces 11
can of Red Minotaur 68
can of spinach 14
can of starch 2
can of sterno 9
can of Swiller 13
can of the cheapest beer 6
can of V-11 1
Can-Can skirt 1
can-can-in-a-can 5
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 21
can-you-dig-it? 1
Candicaine 1
candied bolts 5
candied kobold 20
candied nuts 5
candied yams 26
Candy Alexander 1
candy brain 14
candy cane 308
candy cane candygram 1
candy carrot cake 1
candy cigarette 29
candy kneecapping stick 3
candy knuckles 3
candy mountain oyster 1
candy skeleton 4
candy stake 5
candycaine powder 1
cane-mail pants 1
cane-mail shirt 1
cannonball charrrm 82
canopic jar 567
canteen of wine 14
cap gun 44
capacitor relay 24
carbon nanotube frame 21
carbonated soy milk 321
carbonated water lily 269
cardboard box turtle 1
cardboard katana 28
cardboard ore 25
cardboard sword 11
cardboard wakizashi 161
caret 3
carob brownies 8
carob cannon 1
carob chunk cookies 35
carob chunk noodles 227
carob chunks 65
carton of rotten eggs 133
carton of snake milk 36
cartoon heart 82
casino pass 97
cast 477
cast-iron legacy paddle 2
cat appendix 116
catfish whiskers 41
catgut 222
catgut taco 126
catskin buckler 1
catskin cap 1
celestial au jus 1
celestial carrot juice 2
celestial olive oil 3
celestial squid ink 2
Cement Mixer 2
cement sandals 2
censored can label 1
centipede eggs 216
centurion helmet 1
Cerebral Cloche 2
Cerebral Crossbow 2
Cerebral Culottes 2
Chakra Libre 1
chakra malt 3
chakra sludge 1
chakra-mental wine 3
chaos butterfly 1,641
charged magnet 1
Charity's choker 5
charming flute 35
cheap Chinese beer 5
cheap cigar butt 41
cheap clip-on ninja tie 7
cheap elven gloves 5
cheap plastic blowgun 7
cheap studded belt 930
cheap sunglasses 17
cheap toaster 1
cheap wind-up clock 2
cheesy eagle sauce 1
cheezburger 2
chef's hat 477
cherry 113
Cherry Cloaca Cola 3
cherry pie 27
Cherrytastrophe wine cooler 9
chewable paper 82
chewing gum on a string 63
chicle de salchicha 1
children of the candy corn 3
Chinese curse words 9
chintzy accordion pin 4
chintzy disco ball pendant 11
chintzy noodle ring 7
chintzy saucepan earring 12
chintzy seal pendant 16
chintzy turtle brooch 12
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 162
chiptune guitar 1
chisel 1
chitinous pod 1
chlorine crystal 42
chloroform rag 61
chlorophyll paste 3
choco-Crimbot 1
Choco-Mint patty 1
chocolate disco ball 2
chocolate filthy lucre 14
chocolate frosted sugar bomb 2
chocolate pasta spoon 70
chocolate saucepan 2
chocolate seal-clubbing club 2
chocolate spurs 2
chocolate stolen accordion 4
chocolate turtle totem 1
chocolate-covered caviar 18
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 1
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 1
chocolate-frosted king cake 1
chopsticks 66
chorizo brownies 247
chorizo taco 216
chrome crossbow 4
chrome helmet turtle 1
chrome ore 184
chrome staff 3
chrome sword 11
Chroner 268
Chroner trigger 1
chunk of depleted Grimacite 11
chunk of hot iron 31
chunk of rock salt 58
cigar box turtle 18
cigarette lighter 82
Cinco Mayo Lager 1
cinnamon cannoli 1
cinnamon troll doll 1
circle drum 1
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 2
Citrus Crush wine cooler 7
citrus-infused sake 3
Clara's bell 1
classy monkey 15
Claw of the Infernal Seal 16
clay peace-sign bead 86
Claybender glasses 36
Climate Colada 1
clingfilm cap 1
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm tangle 1
clingfilm trousers 1
Cloaca Cola Polar 27
Cloaca grenade 95
Cloaca-Cola 39
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 11
Cloaca-Cola helmet 11
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 3
Cloaca-Cola shield 11
Cloak of Dire Shadows 2
clock-cleaning hammer 1
clockwork hat 1
clockwork key 10
clockwork pants 1
clockwork sword 2
clockwork trench coat 1
cloudy potion 56
clove-flavored lip balm 31
clown hammer 2
clown shoes 146
clown skin 178
clown whip 4
clown wig 7
clownskin belt 3
clownskin buckler 24
clownskin harness 22
club necklace 19
club of the five seasons 1
clumsiness bark 91
clutch of dodecapede eggs 71
coal contact lenses 5
coal dust 53
coal shovel 20
coarse hemp socks 1
cob of corn 7
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 55
cocktail napkin 387
cocktail onion 49
cocoa egg 35
cocoa eggshell fragment 1,535
coconut shell 1,055
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 3
Codpiece of the Goblin King 7
coffee pixie stick 1
coffin lid 66
cog 414
cog and sprocket assembly 2
Coinspiracy 654
Colander of Em-er'il 9
cold hi mein 1
Cold Hots candy 59
cold ninja mask 70
cold nuggets 6
cold powder 45
cold seal sweat 10
cold wad 2
cold water bottle 75
cold-filtered water 146
collapsible baton 1
collection of tiny spooky objects 1
cologne of contempt 6
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 15
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 9
colored-light "necklace" 1
colorful toad 130
comb jelly 53
combat fan 6
Comet Pop 1
comfy pillow 1
commemorative war stein 117
communal gobstopper 4
communications windchimes 1,056
compressed air canister 2
compression stocking 123
computronic processing unit 1
concentrated cordial of concentration 6
concentrated garbage juice 8
concentrated magicalness pill 17
concoction of clumsiness 10
confiscated cell phone 141
confiscated comic book 138
confiscated love note 147
confusing LED clock 297
conjured ice cream 7
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 11
control crystal 1
Cookbook of the Damned 5
cookie cookie 3
cool cat claw 2
cool cat elixir 1
cool jelly donut 2
cool mushroom 13
cool mushroom casserole 6
cool mushroom wine 2
cool spore pod 7
cool whip 109
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 31
copper ha'penny charrrm 77
cordial of concentration 26
corn holder 60
corncob pipe 2
corned-beef Reuben 1
cornuthaum 125
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 6
Corpse Island iced tea 12
corpse on the beach 18
corpsebite 2
corpsedriver 11
corpsetini 16
correction fluid 220
corrupt club of corrupt corruption 1
corrupted bird DNA 1
corrupted data 81
corrupted marrow 103
Cosmic Calorie 3,278
cosmic paste 1
costume rental shop 17
costume sword 35
cottage 2
cotton candy bale 5
cotton candy cone 44
cotton candy cordial 1
cotton candy pillow 20
cotton candy plug 20
cotton candy skoshe 20
cotton candy smidgen 7
cow poker 7
crêepy mask 23
cracker 1
Cracklin' Oat Bran 7
cranberries 792
cranberry cordial 105
cranberry schnapps 2
crappy brain 1,358
crappy waiter disguise 69
crate of firebombs 28
crate of fish meat 3
crayon shavings 302
crazy hobo notebook 34
crazy little Turkish delight 191
Crazymaker 1
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CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 1
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CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) 1
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CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) 1
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Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise 10
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Crimbuck 1,335
crotchety pants 2
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crowbarrr 63
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disco ball 127
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disco mask 152
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disease 645
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distressed denim pants 601
disturbing fanfic 1,083
Divine 13
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Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 123
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 20
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 1
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Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum 1
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dollhive 1
dollop of barbecue sauce 189
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Drunken Philosopher 1
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dry noodles 4,180
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dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 275
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dusty seventh lumbar vertebra 1
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dwarvish magazine 5
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Dyspepsi-Cola 834
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eagle feather 90
eagle's milk 115
ear poison 8
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Earth and Firewater 1
Earth, Wind and Firewater 1
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ectoplasm au jus 15
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eerily silent box 1
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effervescent potion 85
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eggnog 246
El Sombrero De Lopez 10
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El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 10
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 7
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 4
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 6
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 8
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 11
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 11
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 8
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elderly jawbreaker 4
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Elizabeth's Dollie 10
Elizabeth's paintbrush 12
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elven cellocello 30
elven hardtack 205
elven magi-pack 3,953
elven medi-pack 3,829
elven moonshine 4
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embezzler's oil 4
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empty agua de vida bottle 121
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 354
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enchanted barbell 26
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ennui-flavored potato chips 78
enormous belt buckle 158
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equal sign 12
eraser nubbin 50
escargotsicle 3
especially salty dog 2
eternal car battery 5
even more tinsel 2
Event Horizon 1
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Every Day is Like This Sundae 1
evil golden arch 321
evil golden arches 2
evil googly eye 1
evil teddy bear sewing kit 1
exotic jungle fruit 890
exotic travel brochure 40
expensive camera 103
expensive cigar 2
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experimental serum G-9 17
experimental serum P-00 38
exploding hacky-sack 187
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extra-large palm-frond toupee 1
extra-potent gremlin mutagen 9
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extra-spicy bloody mary 9
extra-strength red potion 30
extra-strength strongness elixir 21
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 21
eXtreme meat crossbow 1
eXtreme meat staff 1
eXtreme meat sword 2
eXtreme mittens 196
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extremely wet T-shirt 12
eye of newt 146
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eyedrops of newt 55
eyedrops of the ermine 27
eyedrops of the ocelot 12
eyepatch 455
f3d0r4 265
fabric hardener 77
fabric softener 68
facehugging alien 37
facsimile dictionary 113
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fake blood 33
fake fake vomit 2
fake hand 2
false eyelashes 2
Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium 1
fancy ball mask 1
fancy bath salts 1,000
fancy beef jerky 1
fancy black tie 1
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fancy but probably evil chocolate 4
fancy chocolate car 7
fancy dress ball 1
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fancy schmancy cheese sauce 1
fancy seashell necklace 41
fancy tophat 1
fancy tuxedo pants 1
Fantasma en la Máquina 125
fat bottom quark 1
fat loot token 36
fat stacks of cash 6
fat wallet 16
Fauna Libre 1
FDKOL commendation 131
FDKOL fire hose 1
FDKOL hotcakes 1
FDKOL tattoo 1
fear condenser 3
felt 44
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 59
fermenting powder 57
ferret bait 371
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 4
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festive sausage 2
festive warbear bank 1
fetid feather 103
fettucini Inconnu 131
Feynman gate 14
fez of etymology 1
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy 1
fiery wing 2
figurine of a charred seal 35
figurine of a cold seal 112
figurine of a cute baby seal 1
figurine of a shadowy seal 12
figurine of a sleek seal 42
figurine of a slippery seal 53
figurine of a stinking seal 25
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 26
figurine of an armored seal 1
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 181
filet of The Fish 2
filigreed hamethyst earring 1
filigreed hamethyst necklace 1
filigreed hamethyst ring 1
filthy armor 5
filthy child leash 23
filthy corduroys 266
filthy knitted dread sack 268
filthy lucre 5
filthy monkey head 1
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filthy poultice 244
fine aged cheddarwurst 74
fine wine 27
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fire 1
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fire of unknown origin 77
fire poi 195
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firemilk 7
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flange 29
flaregun 460
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flask flops 60
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flask of mining oil 269
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Flaskfull of Hollow 1,437
flat dough 2
flat mushroom wine 4
flavored foot massage oil 887
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flayed mind 8
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floaty sand 18
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foam dart 924
foam noodle 2
foetid seal tear 23
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forbidden danish 7
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Frankly Mr. Shank 2
Frat Army FGF 127
frat brats 8
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Freddy Kruegerand 200
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freezerburned ice cube 6
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french-fry grabber 1
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freshwater pearl necklace 29
fricasseed brains 39
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frigid hankyū 16
frigid mote 4
frigid ninja stars 691
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frilly skirt 173
Frogade 30
Fromage Pinotage 19
frost flower 149
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frozen feather 110
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frozen nunchaku 53
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fruitcake 190
fruitfilm 4
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Fu Manchu Wax 5
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fudgecule 11,144
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fudgesicle 1
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full lava bottle 2
full meat tank 51
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FunFunds™ 259
funky dried mushroom 254
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furniture dolly 105
furry fur 1,430
furry green earmuffs 1
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fusilli marrownarrow 4
fusillocybin 1
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future drug: Coolscaline 6
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fuzzbump 576
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GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine 624
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gas balloon 249
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ghuol ears 494
ghuol egg 507
ghuol egg quiche 225
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gibson 12
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gingerbread horror 8
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ginormous pumpkin 2
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gladiator tunica 1
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gloomy black mushroom 8
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glowing esca 1
glowing fungus 27
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glowing red eye 449
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goat cheese 87
goat cheese pizza 242
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gold toothbrush 103
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good brain 2,163
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googly eye 58
Gordon Bennett 8
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GOTO 45
gourmet gourami oil 41
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grapefruit 161
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grease cannon 3
grease gun 1
grease trap 10
greasy paste 2
great big capacitor 20
Great Older Fashioned 1
Greaves of the Murk Lord 11
Greek fire 5
green BRICKO brick 2
Green Burlap 2
green clay bead 369
Green Clover of Justice 1
green eggnog 4
green face paint 1
Green Giant 1
green gummi ingot 4
green hamhock 3
green lava globs 1
green mana 85
Green Manalishi 111
Green Muslin 1
green peawee marble 1
green pixel 1,303
green pixel potion 101
green pixie spog 2
green smoke bomb 51
Green Velvet 1
green-frosted astral cupcake 25
gremlin juice 189
gremlin mutagen 23
grey cube 6
Grim Brothers' story book 1
grim fairy tale 43
grimstone galoshes 2
grimstone mask 25
grimy lab coat 2
grinning turtle 3
grip key 2
grisly shell fragment 13
grody jug 41
grog 59
grogpagne 59
Groll doll 56
groose grease 19
groovy prism necklace 1
grouchy restless spirit 300
groupie bra 1
groupie lipstick 2
groupie spangles 4
grue egg 105
grue egg omelette 21
grumpy old man charrrm 79
grumpy old man charrrm bracelet 1
grungy bandana 54
grungy flannel shirt 24
guancertina 7
guano coffee cup 3
guard turtle collar 49
guard turtle shell 166
guitar pick 110
gummi ammonite 1
gummi belemnite 1
gummi sword 2
gummi trilobite 2
gummi turtle 55
Gummi-DNA 11
Gummi-Gnauga 17
gun parts 10
gunky chicken 21
guy made of bee pollen 88
gyroscope 1
haggis socks 164
haggis-infused soap 296
haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis 143
hair of the fish 6
hair oil 72
hair spray 162
Hairpiece On Fire 27
hairy staff 1
Half a Purse 4
half of a gold tooth 37
half-baked potion 108
half-digested coal 4
half-empty carton of milk 58
half-height unicycle 1
half-melted spoon 7
half-rotten brain 3
half-size scalpel 29
half-sized guitar 30
halfberd 17
halibut 5
ham steak 4
hambrosier 3
hamburger 58
hamethyst 19
hamethyst earring 1
hamethyst necklace 1
hamethyst ring 1
hamlet sandwich 14
hammerus 1
hand grenegg 5
Hand in Glove 3
Hand that Rocks the Ladle 1
hand-carved bokken 6
hand-carved bow 2
hand-carved staff 4
handful of confetti 146
handful of crafty noodles 3
handful of Crotchety Pine needles 2
handful of fire 4
handful of hand chalk 572
handful of honey 108
handful of juicy garbage 1
handful of Laughing Willow bark 2
handful of moss 141
handful of napalm 1
handful of numbers 1
handful of nuts and berries 23
handful of pine needles 57
handful of sand 1,667
handful of sawdust 230
handful of Smithereens 620
handful of stubble 8
handful of tips 20
handful of walnuts 7
handmade hobby horse 1
Handsome Devil 1
handsomeness potion 59
handyman "hand soap" 25
happiness 47
hard spore pod 9
hardened slime belt 3
hardened slime hat 2
hardened slime pants 1
hardware upgrade 1
harem girl t-shirt 34
Hatorade 4
haunted battery 32
haunted flame 3
haunted paddle-ball 6
hawk 2
Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance 4
Haymaker 1
hazardous sauce dosimeter 1
head mirror 30
headhunter necktie 51
headless sparrow 40
heart necklace 24
heart of dark chocolate 1
heart of the volcano 70
heat-resistant gloves 8
heat-resistant necktie 3
heat-resistant sheet metal 230
heavy crown 5
heavy D 1,283
heavy duty umbrella 1
heavy hot sauce 1
heavy leather-bound tome 3
heavy metal sonata 5
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 4
heavy-duty clipboard 3
heavy-duty Crimbot aerial 1
hedgeturtle 70
Heimandatz's heart 12
Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans 10
Hell broth 1
Hell ramen 33
Hellfire Spicy Beans 17
hellion cube 127
hellseal claw 736
hellseal whisker 706
Helm of the Scream Emperor 8
helmet recipe 2
helmet turtle 181
hemp candy necklace 6
hemp net 1
hemp string 178
henna face paint 46
henna tattoo 1
hep waders 3
herb brownies 74
herbal stuffing 26
herbs 339
hermit factoid 47
hermit permit 52
Herring Daiquiri 1
Herring Wallbanger 1
herringcello 31
Herringtini 1
hi-octane carrot juice 1
hideous egg 1
high-energy mining laser 18
high-pressure seltzer bottle 103
high-resistance ultrapolymer plating 1
high-temperature mining drill 1
high-temperature mining mask 18
Highest Bitter 1
hill of beans 287
Himalayan Hidalgo sauce 103
hippo skin buckler 2
hippo whip 3
hippopotamus kilt 2
hippopotamus pants 2
hippopotamus skin 1
hippopotamus skirt 1
hipposkin poncho 1
Hippy Army MPE 321
hippy bongo 23
hippy herbal tea 13
hippy medical kit 355
hippy paste 5
hippy protest button 416
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians 1
hobo code binder 1
hobo nickel 172
hobo paste 2
Hodgman's almanac 1
Hodgman's blanket 1
Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times 1
Hodgman's porkpie hat 1
holiday cheese log 1
holistic headache remedy 115
Hollandaise helmet 107
holy bomb, batman 7
home robotics kit 111
homemade robot gear 1
homeopathic healing powder 2
homeopathic mint tea 6
honey dipper 1
honey mead 1
honey stick 8
honey-dew 3
honey-dipped locust 270
honeybritches 1
honeycap 1
honeypot 1
hopping socks 18
horizontal tango 72
hors d'oeuvre tray 36
Hot 'n' Scarys 2
hot ashes 93
hot coal 66
hot cross bow 1
hot date 143
hot daub bun 1
hot daub stand 1
hot katana blade 505
hot mint schnocolate 7
hot nuggets 9
hot pink lipstick 1
hot plate 130
hot powder 29
hot spore pod 24
hot wad 1
hot wing 1,119
hotel minibar key 32
How to Avoid Scams 67
How to Play Othello 6
huge bowl of candy 12
huge gold coin 114
huge mosquito proboscis 2
huge pumpkin 6
huge spoon 88
Humanitini 1
humble pie 1
Hundred Headed IPA 9
hustler shades 47
hyperbolic plasma focuser 2
hypodermic needle 11
ice harvest 1,890
ice hotel bell 9
ice house 1
Ice Island Long Tea 2
ice porter 27
ice rice 4
ice stein 1
ice-cold Cloaca Zero 25
ice-cold fotie 328
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 552
ice-cold six-pack 10
ice-cold Willer 822
Iceberglar scarf 5
iced plum wine 5
iced-out bling 4
icicle katana 2
icy hairspray 2
icy katana hilt 91
icy mushroom wine 1
icy-hot katana 15
Iiti Kitty Gumdrop 116
Iiti Kitty phone charm 165
illegal firecracker 49
Illuminati earpiece 1
imitation crab crate 37
imitation crab meat 131
imitation whetstone 1
imitation White Russian 180
immense cyborg hand 1
imp air 76
Imp Ale 2,267
imp unity ring 130
impure gasoline 25
incredible pizza 2
incredibly creepy marionette 1
indescribably horrible paste 1
industrial strength starch 46
infernal fife 131
infernal insoles 94
infernal toilet brush 1
inflatable duck 2
ingot of seal-iron 1
ingot turtle 6
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 1
ink bladder 23
inkwell 325
inky squid sauce 46
Inndya trading card 1
Inner Strength 5
Inner Truth 1
Inner Wisdom 4
insanely spicy bean burrito 135
insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito 18
insanely spicy jumping bean burrito 21
Instant Karma 161
interesting-looking twig 1
intriguing puzzle box 1
invisibility cream 11
invisibility potion 6
invisible bag 1
ion grid 19
ion-pulse modulation stabilizer 1
irate sombrero 54
Irish Coffee, English Heart 1
Iron Beta of Industry 34
iron pasta spoon 5
ironic battle spoon 6
ironic jogging shorts 4
ironic knit cap 1
ironic moustache 2
irradiated candy cane 3
irradiated pet snacks 4
irradiated turtle 49
irresistibility potion 8
irritability potion 6
ivory cue ball 3
jabañero pepper 1
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 127
jack flapper 5
Jack-O-Lantern beer 7
Jackass Plumber home game 1
Jackhammer 1
Jacob's rung 7
jagged scrap metal 109
jagged tooth 3
jalapeño slices 1
jam band 11
jamfish jam 12
janglin' bones 68
jangly bracelet 11
janitor sponge 3
jar full of wind 88
jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade 29
jar of anniversary jam 1
jar of psychoses (Jick) 1
jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) 1
jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) 1
jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) 1
jar of psychoses (The Old Man) 1
jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) 1
jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) 1
jar of swamp honey 12
Jarlsberg's earring 24
Jarlsberg's key lime 41
Jarlsberg's key lime pie 65
Jarlsberg's pan 1
jaunty feather 12
java cookie 4
jawbruiser 3
jazz soap 3
jazzy cigarette holder 26
Jefferson wings 30
jellyfish gel 19
jerky coins 5
jet bennie marble 2
jewelry-making pliers 1
jigsaw blade 149
jingle bell 1
jingling spore pod 12
jive turkey leg 20
Jocko Homo's head 13
Jodhpurs of Violence 2
Jolly Roger charrrm 21
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet 85
joybuzzer 2
jug of baconstone juice 7
jug of Gnomochloric acid 1
jug of hamethyst juice 1
jug of porquoise juice 3
jug-o-magicalness 25
Jumbo Dr. Lucifer 11
jumbo olive 46
jumping bean burrito 15
jumping bean taco 16
jumping horseradish 9
jungle drum 35
jungle floor wax 303
Jungle Juice 1
juniper berries 1
junk band 1
junk food 1
junk trunks 1
junk yard 3
Junk-Bond 3
junk-mail shirt 1
kamicorpse-ee 1
keel-haulin' knife 6
keg shield 240
Kentucky-fried meat sword 6
ketchup 1
ketchup hound 296
kick-ass kicks 173
kickback cookbook 1
kill screen 1
killer rag doll 1
killing feather 30
killing jar 20
kite 16
kiwi 91
kiwi beak 13
kneecapping stick 198
knob bugle 45
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 110
Knob Goblin elite helm 121
Knob Goblin elite pants 113
Knob Goblin elite polearm 97
Knob Goblin elite shirt 128
Knob Goblin eyedrops 14
Knob Goblin firecracker 668
Knob Goblin harem pants 326
Knob Goblin harem veil 334
Knob Goblin learning pill 2
Knob Goblin love potion 215
Knob Goblin lunchbox 8
Knob Goblin melon baller 32
Knob Goblin Mutagen 45
Knob Goblin nasal spray 3
Knob Goblin pants 479
Knob Goblin perfume 227
Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray 14
Knob Goblin scimitar 461
Knob Goblin seltzer 380
Knob Goblin sharpening spray 2
Knob Goblin spatula 308
Knob Goblin steroids 175
Knob Goblin superseltzer 123
Knob Goblin tongs 509
Knob Goblin visor 96
Knob jelly donut 3
Knob mushroom 129
knob mushroom wine 1
Knob nuts 49
Knob pasty 1
Knob sausage 73
Knob sausage stir-fry 1
Knob shroomkabob 2
Knob stroganoff 1
Knob stuffed shells 1
knobby helmet turtle 8
knobby kneepads 1
Knoll mushroom 233
knoll mushroom wine 2
Knoll shroomkabob 80
Knoll stir-fry 2
knuckle sandwich 15
kobold kibble 14
Kokomo Resort Chip 2
Krakrox's Loincloth 16
Krampus Horn 1
kumquartz 4
kumquartz ring 1
kumquat 264
kumquat supersucker 2
La Fantasma y La Oscuridad 104
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 7
labrador cookie 4
ladle of mystery 1
large box 331
large cocoa eggshell fragment 9
large tankard of ale 3
Lars the Cyberian 1
laser-broiled pear 12
lava cake 2
lava-proof pants 7
Lavalos's shell 1
lavawater 6
lavender candygram 1
lavender paisley oyster egg 45
lavender plastic oyster egg 5
lavender polka-dot oyster egg 1
lavender striped oyster egg 6
law-abiding citizen cane 2
Lazybones™ recliner 1
LCD game: Burger Belt 73
LCD game: Food Eater 68
LCD game: Garbage River 65
lead necklace 32
lead yo-yo 2
leaf 1
leaf of grass 28
leaflet 5
leather bookmark 1
leather chaps 180
leather glove 8
leather mask 166
leathery bat skin 483
leathery cat skin 477
leathery rat skin 554
Lederhosen of the Night 7
leechknife 4
left bracket 8
left parenthesis 56
leftover canapés 1
leftover Crimbo rations 1
leftovers of indeterminate origin 125
legitimate business on the beach 14
lemon 657
lemon meringue pie 95
lemon popsicle 2
lemonade marble 1
lemonhead caviar 1
length of string 53
Lens of Violence 1
Leonard's glasses 2
leotarrrd 65
leprechaun hatchling 4
letterman's jacket 23
Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil 3
Li'l Businessman Kit 19
libation of liveliness 4
library card 2
licorice boa 1
licorice garrote 4
licorice root 8
lihc eye 421
lihc eye pie 374
lihc face 254
limburger biker boots 7
lime 461
lime supersucker 2
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 110
limp broccoli 20
line 1,252
linguini immondizia bianco 1
linoleum crossbow 4
linoleum helmet turtle 1
linoleum ore 163
linoleum staff 3
linoleum sword 13
lion musk 2
lion oil 44
liquid ice 6
liquid ice pack 1
liquid shifting time weirdness 1
little black book 19
Little Crimson Book 1
little deuce cape 3
little firkin 519
little paper umbrella 1,863
little parachute guy 1
little red book 1
little red jam 8
little round pebble 8
little wooden mannequin 1
live nautical mine 1
live wire 2
liver and let pie 4
liver popsicle 2
llama lama gong 60
loaded serum blowgun 2
loadstone 68
loafers 1
Lockenstock™ sandals 293
Locust 1
logging hatchet 4
logic synthesizer 7
Lollipop Drop 1
lollipop stick 604
long pork 93
long pork casserole 17
long pork lasagna 1
long skinny balloon 305
long-forgotten necklace 2
longhaired hippy wig 9
loose teeth 1,574
Lord Flameface's cloak 1
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 9
Lord Soggyraven's Slippers 6
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 141
los chinos 4
lotion of coldness 23
lotion of hotness 6
lotion of spookiness 8
lotion of stench 11
Louder Than Bomb 1
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 877
love 2
low-budget shield 31
lowercase a 4
lowercase N 381
lucky bottlecap 3
lucky cat collar 6
lucky cat statue 2
lucky cat's paw 6
lucky rabbit's foot 116
Lucky Surprise Egg 26
lumbering jack 6
Lumineux Limnio 192
lump of Brituminous coal 1,356
lump of clay 26
lump of coal 1
lump of diamond 177
lump of Saccharine Maple sap 3
lunar isotope 10,007
lupine sword 15
lychee chuhai 5
lynyrd musk 103
lynyrd skin 5
lynyrd skinner toothblack 32
lynyrd snare 79
lynyrdskin breeches 1
lynyrdskin cap 1
lynyrdskin tunic 1
M-242 7
macaroni duck 8
Mace of the Tortoise 9
mad scientist's sock monkey 1
Mad Train wine 541
madius 5
Mae West 46
Mae West with a fly in it 1
mafia aria 13
magic lamp 4
magic whistle 67
magical baguette 20
magical ice cube with a fly in it 2
magical ice cubes 1,335
magical mystery juice 101
magicalness-in-a-can 125
magicberry tablets 250
magilaser blastercannon 171
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 2
magnetic sculpture kit 87
magnifying glass 3
magnolia blossom 18
maiden wig 73
makeshift cape 3
makeshift crane 2
makeshift skirt 2
makeshift turban 1
mama's squeezebox 6
mana curds 67
mandarina colada 21
mandarina colada with a fly in it 6
Manetwich 3
mangled finger 18
mangled squirrel 50
manly bloomers 2
many-eyed glasses 5
maple leaf 1
maple syrup 18
margarita 59
mariachi G-string 62
mariachi hat 105
mariachi pants 76
mariachi toothpaste 6
Mariner's Friend cough drops 10
marionette 4
marionette collective 1
Mark I Steam-Hat 1
Mark II Steam-Hat 2
Mark III Steam-Hat 1
Mark IV Steam-Hat 1
Mark V Steam-Hat 1
Marquis de Poivre soda 9
marshmallow 6
marshmallow flambé 1
martini 28
Marvin's marvelous pill 4
marzipan skull 109
mass of wriggling tentacles 1
massive gemstone 48
Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery 2
massive sitar 1
mauve plastic oyster egg 21
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 10
mauve striped oyster egg 13
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 34
Mayo de Mayo™ mayo 5
Mayodiol 1
Mayoflex 1
Mayonex 1
Mayostat 1
Mayozapine 1
McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade 130
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 297
meat cowboy hat 1
Meat detector 1
meat engine 50
meat from yesterday 12
meat paste 449
meat shield 1
meat stack 1,539
Meat Tenderizer is Murder 4
meat vortex 960
Meat-inflating powder 141
meatcar model 1
meatloaf helmet 1
meatsmithing guide 1
meatspout staff 2
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 60
megatofu 362
Meleegra™ pills 176
melon-infused sake 1
melted Jell-o shot 12
memory of a C 53
memory of a G 60
memory of a GT base pair 1
memory of a T 53
memory of an A 61
memory of an AG base pair 1
memory of an AT base pair 1
memory of some delicious amino acids 13
menudo 8
menudo ravioli 5
Mer-kin breastplate 8
Mer-kin bunwig 2
Mer-kin cancerstick 1
Mer-kin cheatsheet 8
Mer-kin cooljuice 11
Mer-kin digpick 19
Mer-kin dodgeball 1
Mer-kin dragbelt 2
Mer-kin dragnet 1
Mer-kin eyeglasses 1
Mer-kin facecowl 2
Mer-kin fastjuice 27
Mer-kin finpaddle 1
Mer-kin fitbrine 27
Mer-kin foodbucket 91
Mer-kin gladiator mask 1
Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece 1
Mer-kin gutgirdle 4
Mer-kin hallpass 1
Mer-kin headguard 2
Mer-kin healscroll 62
Mer-kin hidepaint 22
Mer-kin hookspear 12
Mer-kin killscroll 15
Mer-kin knucklebone 1
Mer-kin lipstick 2
Mer-kin mouthsoap 4
Mer-kin pinkslip 4
Mer-kin prayerbeads 9
Mer-kin pressureglobe 7
Mer-kin ragejuice 32
Mer-kin roundshield 9
Mer-kin saltmint 4
Mer-kin sawdust 1
Mer-kin smartjuice 10
Mer-kin sneakmask 5
Mer-kin stopwatch 4
Mer-kin strongjuice 23
Mer-kin switchblade 1
Mer-kin takebag 18
Mer-kin thighguard 3
Mer-kin thingpouch 83
Mer-kin waistrope 1
Mer-kin weaksauce 24
Mer-kin wordquiz 3
mercenary headband 4
mermaid's purse 1
mesh cap 196
Mesmereyes™ contact lenses 1
metal band T-shirt 15
metallic A 617
metallic foil bow 1
metallic foil cat ears 1
metallic foil radar dish 1
metrognome 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 49
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 1,171
Microplushie: Bropane 119
Microplushie: Dorkonide 53
Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid 46
Microplushie: Fauxnerditide 21
Microplushie: Gothochondria 79
Microplushie: Hippylase 118
Microplushie: Hipsterine 13
Microplushie: Hobomosome 57
Microplushie: Otakulone 129
Microplushie: Raverdrine 85
Microplushie: Sororitrate 93
microwave stogie 1
mid-level medieval mead 4
midget clownfish 4
midriff scrubs 38
milk of magnesium 72
Milk Studs 115
milky potion 45
mime soul fragment 4
mimosette 9
mind flayer corpse 221
mineapple 58
miner's helmet 218
miner's pants 205
Mini-Crimbot crate 1
mini-Mr. Accessory 1
miniature boiler 6
miniature carton of clove cigarettes 2
miniature dormouse 1
miniature life preserver 1
miniature power pill 1
miniature stuffed Goth Giant 1
Miniborg beeper 1
Miniborg hiveminder 1
Miniborg laser 1
Miniborg stomper 1
Miniborg strangler 1
MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher 1
minin' dynamite 13
miniscule beatbox 2
Mint Yulep 5
Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow 1
Miserable Pie 3
misfit dolly 1
Missing Eye Simulation Device 4
Misty Cape 23
Misty Cloak 30
Misty Robe 32
Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas 6
mixed wildflower greens 7
Mob Penguin cellular phone 7
mocking turtle 41
Mohawk wig 264
Mohobo 1
moist barrel 97
moist sailor's cap 2
mojo filter 51
mole molé 3
molotov cocktail cocktail 308
molten brick 1
molten medallion 2
molten scrap metal 89
Mon Tiki 40
monkey wrench 5
monomolecular yo-yo 1
Monstar energy beverage 235
monster pants 32
monstrous monocle 3
moomy dust 2
Moon Pie 1
moonberry wine cooler 87
Moonds 3
moonglasses 2
Moonshine Mohobo 1
Moonthril Schnapps 1
moose antlers 14
moose chocolate 25
moose thought 34
Morbidda trading card 1
More Humanitini than Humanitini 1
Morlock's Mark Bourbon 2
Mornington crescent roll 64
Mortimer's nostrum 58
Morto Moreto 3
mostly-broken sunglasses 31
mother's little helper 79
mother's secret recipe 4
mouldering barrel 182
Mountain Stream Code Black Alert 66
Mountain Stream gastrique 4
Mountain Stream soda 1,282
mouse skull 29
moxie magnet 1
moxie weed 391
Mr. Accessory Jr. 1
Mr. Cheeng's spectacles 1
Mr. Haggis 80
Mr. Joe's bangles 2
Mr. Mediocrebar 105
Ms. Accessory 1
MSG 1
Mt. McLargeHuge oyster 1
muculent machete 3
muddy pirate hat 2
mugcake 1
mulled berry wine 1
mulled cider 1
mullet wig 26
mummy costume 18
mummy mask 1
mummy wrapping 1,155
munchies pill 4
murky potion 67
Muschat 79
muscle oil 6
mushroom fermenting solution 69
mushroom pizza 1
musk turtle 28
musty moccasins 1
mylar scout drone 1
mysterious chemical residue 36
mysterious silver lapel pin 44
nailswurst 5
nanite-infested candy cane 10
nanite-infested eggnog 1
nanite-infested fruitcake 5
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 3
nanofiber cloth 6
Nardz energy beverage 44
nasty gum 2
nasty rat mask 1
nasty snuff 59
nasty-smelling moss 1
nastygeist 13
natto marble soda 1
natto pocky 1
natto-infused sake 1
natty blue ascot 1
natural fennel soda 245
Nayztameetjoo trading card 2
ND 1
necklace chain 13
Necrotelicomnicon 9
negative lump 44
neoprene skullcap 6
Neuromancer 30
neurostim pill 57
neutron lollipop 2
New Age healing crystal 116
New Zealand iced tea 64
Newbiesport™ tent 68
Newman's Own Trousers 9
NG 18
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 41
night-vision goggles 6
ninja carabiner 37
ninja crampons 37
ninja eyeblack 12
ninja fear powder 8
ninja hot pants 112
ninja mop 31
ninja rope 37
non-aged vinegar 11
non-Euclidean non-accordion 10
normal barrel 454
Northern pemmican 4
not-a-pipe 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 24
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 29
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 21
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 19
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 17
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 21
nothing-in-the-box 1
Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence 2
novelty fruit hat 1
novelty tattoo sleeves 2
Now and Earlier 4
noxious gas grenade 1
NPZR chemistry set 1
Nuclear Blastball 62
nuclear stockpile 1
nugget of Crimbonium 2
nugget of sicksilver 1
nugget of slicksilver 2
nugget of sodium 30
nugget of ticksilver 1
nugget of wicksilver 1
nurse's hat 2
nut-shaped Crimbo cookie 3
nutty organic salad 8
O'RLY manual 57
obnoxious riddle 1
obsidian dagger 81
ocarina of space 101
occult jelly donut 7
ocean motion 58
octolus oculus 6
octopus's spade 4
off-white paisley oyster egg 23
off-white plastic oyster egg 23
off-white polka-dot oyster egg 7
off-white striped oyster egg 9
office-supply crossbow 1
Ogres and Oubliettes™ module 61
Oh, the Humanitini 1
oil cap 1
oil lamp 1
oil of expertise 9
oil of oiliness 5
Oil of Parrrlay 104
oil of slipperiness 12
oil of stability 14
oil pan 2
oil shell 7
oil slacks 4
oil-filled donut 14
oily boid 7
oily golden mushroom 2
oily mushroom wine 2
oily paste 6
ointment of the occult 9
Okee-Dokee soda 94
Ol' Scratch's manacles 1
old bronzer 51
old chum 15
old coin purse 908
old eyebrow pencil 52
old leather wallet 425
old rosewater cream 63
old school calculator watch 144
old sweatpants 147
old-fashioned 4
olive 178
olive stir-fry 1
one glove 17
one pill 131
oozenog 5
open sauce 43
opera mask 11
opium grenade 1
orange 200
orange boxing gloves 1
orange leather lanyard 30
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original G 1,316
oriole-feather headdress 4
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Oscus's neverending soda 1
Osk'r Chow 25
Ouija Board, Ouija Board 4
out-of-tune biwa 8
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oven mitts 33
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overclocked avian microprocessor 1
overcookie 58
overloaded micro-reactor 8
overpriced "imported" beer 4
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oversized pizza cutter 199
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P.B.L.T. 1
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PADL Phone 871
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Pain Dip 8
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Paint A Vulgar Pitcher 86
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Penultimate Fantasy chest 1,002
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Peppermint Pip Packet 1
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pog #07 (orcish frat boy) 2
pog #08 (hellion) 2
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Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 6
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Professor What T-Shirt 60
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Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 9
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Rad Lib 6
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Ram's Face Lager 410
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Really Expensive Jewelry and You 1
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Red Pill 3
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returned Thinknerd package 239
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roasted marshmallow 8
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robot grease 349
robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. 88
robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. 88
robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. 88
robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. 85
robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. 89
robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. 89
robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E. 1
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S.T.L.T. 1
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screwdiver 3
screwdriver 26
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Scuba Snack 6
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Sizzling Sinner 4
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skull of the Bonerdagon 17
skull with a fuse in it 1
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Skullery Maid's Knee 32
Skullhead's Screw 1
slab of sponge 6
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slime-soaked sweat gland 1
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Slimosa 1
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slingshot 42
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slug of shochu 16
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Sneaky Pete's key lime 48
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Snow Queen Crown 31
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soft green echo eyedrop antidote 1,407
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white tulip 1
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white Xanadian 1
Whoompa Fur Pants 32
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wicker kickers 1
wicker knickers 1
wicker shield 305
wicker slicker 1
wicker sticker 1
wicker ticker 1
wiffle-flail 1
wild honey pie 1
willowy bonnet 1
willyweed 54
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wind-up spider 5
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wings of fire 1
Wint-O-Fresh mint 79
wintergreen-flavored potato chips 75
witch wart 4
witty rapier 82
woimbook 1
Woldo trading card 3
wolf mask 466
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Wolfman Nardz 1
wolfskull mask 1
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wooden axe 5
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Work is a Four Letter Sword 1
Workytime Tea 1
World's Blackest-Eyed Peas 17
world's smallest violin 46
worn tophat 35
worthless gewgaw 65
worthless knick-knack 86
worthless trinket 39
woven baling wire bracelets 7
wreath of laurels 6
wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
Wrecked Generator 1
wrench bracelet 36
wriggling tentacle 1
wrought-iron wig 1
wumpus hair 45
wussiness potion 362
X-37 gun 7
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yak anorak 1
yak skin 1
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yak whip 2
Yakisoba's hat 9
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yam candy 1
Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick 161
ye olde golde frontes 1
Ye Olde Meade 52
Ye Olde Medieval Insult 170
Ye Olde Navy Fleece 7
Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher 987
yellow brick road 7
yellow gummi ingot 4
Yellow Moon of Compassion 5
yellow paisley oyster egg 32
yellow pixel 1,338
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yeti fur 1,942
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Young Man's Cargo Load 1
Yummy Tummy bean 311
Z-Bone steak 14
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zmobie 28
zombie 2
zombie dinosaur egg 1
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zombie pineal gland 4
Zombo's empty eye 1
Zombo's grievous greaves 1
Zoodriver 2
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