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Display Case for Razorbell (#658292)

This player is ranked #153 for Most Unique Items with a total of 4,013 items.

This player is a member of the clan Bonus Adventures from Hell.

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Razorbell (#658292)

This player has 4,013 unique items and 51,359 total items in his/her display case.

	Item	Quantity
	"caramel" orange	1
	"DRINK ME" potion	1
	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	1
	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
	1-ball	3
	1.21 jigawatts	1
	11-leaf clover	1
	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	54
	2-ball	3
	25-meat staff	1
	3-ball	5
	30669 scroll	70
	33398 scroll	90
	334 scroll	84
	4-ball	23
	4-d camera	1
	4-dimensional guitar	4
	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
	5-ball	1
	6-ball	1
	64067 scroll	6
	668 scroll	4
	7-ball	4
	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	37
	8-ball	18
	9-ball	3
	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
	a butt tuba	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	3
	a little sump'm sump'm	12
	A. W. O. L. commendation	108
	abandoned candy	1
	abominable snowcone	31
	absentee voter ballot	1
	Abyssal ember	1
	acceptable bagel	1
	accidental cider	1
	acid-squirting flower	22
	acoustic guitarrr	18
	adder	1
	adder bladder	49
	agua de vida	34
	albatross necklace	1
	Alewife™ Ale	1
	alien autoautopsy kit	1
	alien drugs	1
	alien force field disruptor bean	1
	alien protein powder	2
	alien source code printout	2
	alien source code printout (used)	1
	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
	all-purpose cleaner	25
	alpha-mail pants	1
	alphabet gum	1
	alpine watercolor set	1
	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
	amber aviator shades	1
	Ambitious Turkey	1
	ammonite candy mold	1
	amulet of extreme plot significance	27
	Amulet of Yendor	50
	ancient calendar fragment	1
	ancient cursed foot locker	1
	ancient frozen dinner	1
	ancient ice cream scoop	2
	ancient Magi-Wipes	37
	ancient pills	1
	ancient poisoned dart	1
	ancient protein powder	27
	Ancient Saucehelm	3
	ancient spice	9
	ancient stone fist	8
	ancient stone head	7
	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	4
	ancient vinyl coin purse	11
	Angelhair Culottes	1
	Angry Farmer candy	587
	animal part cracker	1
	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
	anniversary concrete fedora	1
	anniversary safety glass vest	1
	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
	annoying pitchfork	11
	ant agonist	6
	ant hoe	1
	ant pick	1
	ant rake	1
	ant sickle	1
	anti-anti-antidote	24
	anticheese	26
	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
	antique beer	1
	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
	antique bottle opener	1
	antique Canadian lantern	1
	antique greaves	25
	antique hand mirror	9
	antique helmet	33
	antique nutcracker beard	1
	antique nutcracker boots	2
	antique nutcracker cape	2
	antique nutcracker drumstick	1
	antique nutcracker epaulets	1
	antique nutcracker figurine	2
	antique nutcracker hat	1
	antique nutcracker pants	2
	antique nutcracker sword	1
	antique nutcracker waistcoat	1
	antique packet of ketchup	1
	antique painting of a landscape	1
	antique pair of blue jeans	1
	antique record album	1
	antique shield	23
	antique spear	27
	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	1
	archaeologing shovel	1
	Argarggagarg's fang	1
	armgun	3
	around the world	69
	arrowgram	1
	arrrgyle socks	17
	artisanal limoncello	1
	asbestos apron	7
	asbestos crossbow	1
	asbestos helmet turtle	1
	asbestos ore	56
	asbestos staff	1
	asbestos sword	2
	ASCII shirt	4
	asparagus knife	51
	asparagus lo mein	1
	asparagus stir-fry	1
	aspirin	1
	asshat	4
	astral mushroom	281
	astronaut ice-cream	1
	astronaut pants	5
	atomic vector plotter	8
	attorney's badge	1
	augmented-reality shades	1
	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
	automatic catapult	1
	automatic wine thief	1
	awful poetry journal	635
	Ax of L'rose	1
	Aye Aye	1
	Aye Aye, Captain	1
	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	1
	bätzle	17
	baby killer bee	20
	babycakes	1
	backwoods screwdriver	2
	baconstone	4
	baconstone bracelet	2
	baconstone earring	1
	baconstone pendant	1
	baconstone ring	1
	bad vibroknife	1
	bad-ass club	1
	badass belt	23
	badger badge	3
	bag of airline peanuts	95
	bag of bones	8
	bag of Cheat-Os	35
	bag of GORF	1
	bag of GORP	1
	bag of lard	4
	bag of many confections	1
	bag of pygmy blood	1
	bag of QWOP	1
	bag of W&Ws	2
	baggie of powdered sugar	1
	Baja sopapilla	3
	balaclava	3
	balaclava baklava	18
	balanced antler	1
	ball	13
	balloon helmet	2
	balloon monkey	4
	balloon sword	1
	ballpark hot daub	2
	ballroom blintz	8
	bamboo bokuto	1
	banana	2
	banana cream pie	3
	banana daiquiri	3
	banana milkshake	1
	banana peel	13
	banana smoothie	1
	banana spritzer	1
	banana supersucker	1
	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	1
	Bangyomaman battle juice	1
	banjo strings	2
	baobab sap	1
	bar skin	35
	bar whip	1
	barbed-wire fence	29
	bargain flash powder	1
	bark beret	1
	bark boxers	1
	bark bracelet	1
	bark rootbeer	1
	Barney's rake	1
	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	16
	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	4
	barrrnacle	20
	barskin buckler	1
	barskin cloak	1
	barskin hat	5
	barskin loincloth	1
	barskin tent	1
	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
	Barulio's bottle	2
	baseball	26
	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
	basic meat crossbow	2
	basic meat fez	1
	basic meat foon	1
	basic meat helmet	1
	basic meat kilt	1
	basic meat pants	1
	basic meat skirt	12
	basic meat spork	1
	bat guano	51
	bat haggis	6
	bat hat	1
	bat whip	1
	bat wing	56
	bat wing stir-fry	1
	bat-ass leather jacket	1
	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
	batblade	12
	batgut	116
	bath ball gift set	1
	battered Crimbo Crate	17
	battered hubcap	1
	Battlie Light Saver	1
	bauxite boxers	1
	Beach Buck	1
	beach glass bead	74
	beach glass necklace	1
	bean burrito	3
	beanbag chair	1
	beastly paste	1
	beaten-up Chucks	1
	beaver punch (cherry)	1
	beaver punch (papaya)	1
	beaver punch (peach)	1
	beavermouth	1
	beefy fish meat	1
	beer bomb	117
	beer bong	54
	beer cartilage	1
	beer goggles	1
	beer helmet	84
	beer lens	4
	beer-a-pult	1
	beer-scented teddy bear	1
	beer-soaked mop	1
	beertini	3
	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
	begpwnia	124
	beige clambroth marble	1
	bejeweled accordion strap	1
	bejeweled cufflinks	1
	bejeweled pledge pin	81
	belemnite candy mold	1
	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
	Ben-Gal™ Balm	33
	bent scrap metal	1
	berries of suffering	1
	Better Than Cuddling Cake	5
	bewitching boots	1
	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
	BGE merchandise order form	23
	BGE pocket calendar	1
	BGE shotglass	5
	BGE temporary tattoo	1
	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
	bi-lateral logic compressor	2
	big bad voodoo mask	5
	big bass drum	1
	big boom	2
	big bundle of chamoix	1
	big glob of skin	1
	big red clown nose	40
	big rock	1
	big stick	13
	bigger stick	1
	bilge wine	53
	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
	bindlestocking	1
	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
	bird rib	35
	birdbone corset	1
	Bit O' Ectoplasm	92
	bit of clingfilm	1
	bit-o-cactus	7
	bite-me-red lipstick	1
	bitter bowtie	1
	Bjorn's Hammer	1
	black & tan	7
	black and white cracker	1
	Black Angus blackburger	1
	black belt	1
	Black Body™ spray	1
	black brandy	1
	black candy heart	5
	black cherry soda	1
	black cowboy hat	1
	black Crimbo ball	1
	black eye shadow	1
	black eyedrops	1
	black facepaint	1
	black forest cake	16
	black forest ham	10
	black gold	2
	black greaves	21
	black helmet	37
	black kettle drum	7
	black label	1
	Black No. 2	36
	black paisley oyster egg	12
	black pension check	62
	black pepper	10
	black picnic basket	10
	black pixel	294
	black plastic oyster egg	3
	black polka-dot oyster egg	18
	black pudding	2
	black sheepskin diploma	1
	black shield	25
	black snake skin	29
	black snowcone	28
	black striped oyster egg	2
	black sword	33
	black tear	2
	blackberry	35
	blackberry combat boots	3
	blackberry galoshes	1
	blackberry moccasins	1
	blackberry slippers	2
	Blackfly Chardonnay	12
	Blatantly Canadian	21
	blended frozen swill	1
	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
	blind-packed capsule toy	2
	Bling of the New Wave	1
	blob of acid	1
	blob of Alphredo™	1
	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	7
	blood flower	3
	blood of the Wereseal	6
	bloodied surgical dungarees	1
	bloodstain stick	2
	bloody beer	3
	bloody clown pants	41
	bloody mary	12
	blue class ring	2
	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
	blue glowstick	21
	blue grass	1
	blue paisley oyster egg	26
	blue pixel	371
	blue pixel potion	6
	blue plastic baby	1
	blue plastic oyster egg	2
	blue shell	1
	blue snowcone	174
	blue striped oyster egg	1
	blue suede shoes	1
	blue traffic cone	1
	blue velvet cake	1
	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
	blueberry-frosted king cake	1
	blundarrrbus	2
	Bohemian rhapsody	1
	boilermaker	1
	boiling broth	1
	boiling seal blood	1
	bone abacus	1
	bone aperitif	1
	bone chips	1
	bone collar	1
	bone flute	1
	bone rattle	13
	Bonerdagon necklace	3
	boning knife	1
	book of matches	2
	Book of Old-Timey Carols	1
	booty chest charrrm	58
	booty chest charrrm bracelet	3
	booze-soaked cherry	1
	Boozehounds Anonymous token	3
	borg sock monkey	2
	boring spaghetti	42
	Boris's key lime	22
	Boris's key lime pie	3
	Boris's ring	11
	Boss Bat bling	5
	Boss Bat britches	2
	bottle of alcohol	7
	bottle of antifreeze	1
	bottle of Blank-Out	1
	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	37
	bottle of cooking sherry	1
	bottle of Crimbognac	1
	bottle of Definit	35
	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	165
	bottle of fire	1
	bottle of gin	39
	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
	bottle of goofballs	21
	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	11
	bottle of laundry sherry	1
	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	66
	bottle of melodramamine	1
	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	53
	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
	bottle of Pete's Sake	1
	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
	bottle of pirate juice	2
	bottle of popskull	1
	bottle of realpagne	1
	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
	bottle of rum	104
	bottle of sake	3
	bottle of sea wine	1
	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	7
	bottle of tequila	53
	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	21
	bottle of vodka	11
	bottle of whiskey	108
	bottle opener belt buckle	43
	bottlecap turtle	3
	bottled inspiration	2
	boulder	1
	bounty-hunting helmet	1
	bounty-hunting pants	1
	bounty-hunting rifle	1
	bouquet of circular saw blades	2
	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
	bowl of cottage cheese	160
	bowl of fishysoisse	1
	bowl of lucky charms	1
	bowl of mernudo	1
	bowl of rye sprouts	118
	bowling ball	7
	box	56
	box of Dweebs	2
	box of Pokëmann band-aids	1
	box of sunshine	21
	box turtle	8
	box-in-the-box	1
	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	2
	boxed champagne	33
	boxed wine	16
	boxing glove	1
	boxing glove on a spring	1
	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	5
	brains casserole	1
	BRAINS shorts	1
	brass gear	1
	brass stinger	3
	brazen bracelet	2
	bread basket	1
	bread line	1
	bread man	1
	bread pie	1
	breaded beer	1
	breadwand	1
	breakfast mess	1
	breath mint	21
	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	2
	brick	66
	brick of sand	1
	BRICKO bat	1
	BRICKO brick	1
	BRICKO cathedral	1
	BRICKO eye brick	1
	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
	BRICKO hat	1
	BRICKO octopus	2
	BRICKO ooze	1
	BRICKO oyster	1
	BRICKO pants	1
	BRICKO pyramid	1
	BRICKO python	2
	BRICKO sword	1
	BRICKO trunk	1
	BRICKO turtle	1
	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
	briefcase	47
	briefcase full of sprinkles	1
	brilliant oyster egg	2
	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	48
	brine	26
	broken carburetor	1
	broken skull	61
	broken sword	10
	bronze breastplate	3
	bronze handcuffs	1
	bronzed locust	2
	BROS Energy Drink	1
	brown crock marble	2
	brown felt tophat	1
	brown paper bag mask	2
	brown paper pants	2
	brown pixel	1
	brown plastic baby	1
	brown sugar cane	20
	browser cookie	1
	Bruno's blessing of Mars	1
	buñuelos Jaliscos	2
	bubblegum heart	1
	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
	bubblewrap crossbow	1
	bubblewrap ore	2
	bubblewrap sword	3
	bubblin' crude	1
	bubbly potion	5
	bucket of anniversary lard	1
	bucket of honey	1
	buckler buckle	11
	buckyball	4
	buffalo blade	1
	bug paste	1
	bugbear beanie	62
	bugbear bungguard	46
	Bulky Buddy Box	4
	bullet-proof corduroys	29
	bum cheek	112
	bunch of bananas	1
	bunch of square grapes	18
	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
	bungle in the jungle	2
	bunny liver	1
	buoybottoms	1
	burnt flower	9
	burrowgrub hive	1
	burst hellseal brain	1
	BURT	1
	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
	bus pass	1
	Buttery Knob	1
	C.B.F.G.	1
	C.H.U.M. chum	1
	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
	cabooze	1
	cactus fruit	1
	cactus monocle	1
	caipifruta	1
	calavera concertina	1
	calle de miel	7
	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
	Camp Scout pup tent	1
	can cannon	1
	can of Binarrrca	14
	can of black paint	1
	can of depilatory cream	2
	can of fake snow	1
	can of franks 'n' beans	3
	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	2
	can of maces	7
	can of mixed everything	1
	can of Red Minotaur	17
	can of spinach	7
	can of starch	1
	can of sterno	1
	can of Swiller	13
	Can-Can skirt	2
	can-can-in-a-can	6
	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	5
	can-you-dig-it?	1
	candied bolts	1
	candied nuts	1
	candied yams	7
	candy brain	111
	candy cane	33
	candy cane candygram	1
	candy cigarette	1
	candy dog collar	1
	candy dress shoes	1
	candy kneecapping stick	1
	candy knuckles	1
	candy necktie	2
	candy stake	2
	cane-mail pants	1
	cane-mail shirt	1
	cannonball charrrm	23
	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
	canopic jar	30
	canteen of wine	33
	capacitor relay	3
	carbon nanotube frame	16
	carbonated soy milk	7
	carbonated water lily	31
	cardboard crossbow	1
	cardboard katana	1
	cardboard ore	10
	cardboard staff	1
	cardboard sword	1
	cardboard wakizashi	16
	caret	1
	carnivorous potted plant	1
	carob brownies	9
	carob cannon	1
	carob chunk cookies	3
	carob chunk noodles	2
	carob chunks	77
	Carol of the Bulls	1
	Carol of the Hells	1
	Carol of the Thrills	1
	carton of rotten eggs	2
	carton of snake milk	3
	casino pass	21
	cast	88
	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
	cat appendix	6
	catgut	57
	catgut taco	1
	catskin buckler	1
	catskin cap	1
	catsup	1
	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
	Cement Mixer	1
	cement sandals	3
	centipede eggs	5
	centurion helmet	1
	Cerebral Cloche	7
	Cerebral Crossbow	12
	Cerebral Culottes	6
	chain-mail monokini	1
	chakra malt	12
	chakra sludge	1
	chakra-mental wine	12
	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
	chaos butterfly	810
	chaos popcorn	1
	charged magnet	1
	charming flute	1
	charpuce jub-jub bird	1
	cheap cigar butt	13
	cheap elven gloves	1
	cheap plastic blowgun	1
	cheap plastic bottle opener	2
	cheap studded belt	1
	cheap toaster	19
	cheap wind-up clock	11
	cheer-o-gram	1
	Cheer-Up soda	1
	chef skull	1
	chef's hat	91
	chef-in-the-box	1
	cherry	1
	Cherry Cloaca Cola	6
	cherry pie	1
	chewing gum on a string	98
	children of the candy corn	1
	chintzy accordion pin	3
	chintzy disco ball pendant	16
	chintzy noodle ring	2
	chintzy saucepan earring	1
	chintzy seal pendant	1
	chintzy turtle brooch	1
	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	1
	chitinous pod	1
	chloroform rag	15
	chlorophyll paste	1
	chocolate cigar	6
	chocolate leash	1
	chocolate Ogre Chieftain	1
	chocolate puppy	1
	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	2
	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
	chocolate-frosted king cake	30
	chocomotive	2
	chopsticks	22
	chorizo brownies	3
	chorizo taco	29
	chrome crossbow	4
	chrome helmet turtle	1
	chrome meat stack	1
	chrome ore	23
	chrome staff	3
	chrome stick	1
	chrome sword	1
	Chroner	1
	chunk of depleted Grimacite	154
	chunk of rock salt	4
	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
	cinnamon machine oil	1
	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
	clay peace-sign bead	27
	clear Russian	1
	clingfilm slippers	1
	clingfilm tangle	1
	Cloaca Cola Polar	1
	Cloaca grenade	107
	Cloaca-Cola	22
	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	7
	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	15
	Cloaca-Cola helmet	19
	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	5
	Cloaca-Cola shield	20
	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
	clockwork counterclockwise dome	1
	clockwork doohickey	1
	clockwork key	10
	clockwork sheet	25
	clockwork widget	1
	cloning kit	1
	cloudy potion	6
	clove-flavored lip balm	1
	clown hammer	72
	clown shoes	16
	clown skin	3
	clown whip	1
	clown wig	1
	clownskin belt	1
	clownskin harness	1
	club necklace	1
	club of corruption	1
	club of the five seasons	1
	clumsiness bark	1
	clutch of dodecapede eggs	1
	coal dust	1
	cob of corn	1
	cocktail napkin	10
	cocktail onion	68
	cocoa egg	6
	cocoa eggshell fragment	86
	cocoa of youth	1
	coconut bikini top	1
	coconut shell	312
	Codpiece of the Goblin King	6
	coffee pixie stick	1
	coffin lid	5
	cog	236
	cog and sprocket assembly	2
	Colander of Em-er'il	3
	cold hi mein	1
	cold ninja mask	16
	cold nuggets	4
	cold powder	1
	cold seal sweat	1
	cold wad	1
	cold water bottle	2
	collection of tiny spooky objects	1
	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	3
	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
	colored-light "necklace"	1
	colorful plastic ball	11
	comb jelly	1
	comfy pillow	1
	commemorative war stein	6
	communal gobstopper	1
	communications windchimes	33
	compression stocking	2
	computronic processing unit	20
	concentrated cordial of concentration	1
	concentrated fish broth	3
	concentrated garbage juice	1
	concentrated magicalness pill	31
	contract enforcement stick	2
	control crystal	1
	Cookbook of the Damned	1
	cookie cookie	1
	Cool Brunch Pastaco	1
	cool mushroom	7
	cool mushroom casserole	2
	cool mushroom wine	1
	cool whip	21
	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	2
	copper ha'penny charrrm	28
	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	1
	cordial of concentration	14
	corn holder	1
	corncob pipe	1
	cornucopia	1
	cornuthaum	17
	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
	Corpse Island iced tea	6
	corpse on the beach	1
	corpsedriver	3
	corpsetini	4
	corrupt club of corrupt corruption	1
	corrupt club of corruption	1
	corrupted data	1
	cosmic paste	1
	costume sword	1
	cotton candy bale	3
	cotton candy cone	1
	cotton candy plug	1
	counterfeit city	1
	cozy scarf	1
	crêepy mask	1
	cracker	2
	cranberries	149
	cranberry margarita (brackish)	1
	cranberry schnapps	1
	crappy brain	1
	crazy hobo notebook	1
	crazy little Turkish delight	35
	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
	cream stout	6
	creamsicle	9
	creepy ginger ale	1
	creepy voodoo doll	1
	creepy-ass club	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
	CRIMBCO scrip	10
	CRIMBCO wine	1
	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
	Crimbeau de toilette	1
	Crimbo candle	1
	Crimbo Credit	1
	Crimbo crystal shards	1
	Crimbo dinner	1
	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
	Crimbo Factory surprise box	3
	Crimbo food scraps	1
	Crimbo paste	1
	Crimbo pie	1
	Crimbo salad	1
	Crimbo smile	1
	Crimbo tattoo kit	1
	Crimbo train emergency brake	1
	Crimbo ukulele	1
	Crimbo wreath	2
	Crimbojito	1
	Crimbolex watch	1
	Crimbomination Contraption	1
	Crimbosmopolitan	1
	Crimbot battery	1
	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	2
	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
	Crimboween memo	14
	Crimboysters Rockefeller	2
	Crimbuck	1
	crimsilion jub-jub bird	1
	croquet hedgehog	1
	crossbow string	12
	crotchety pants	1
	crowbarrr	10
	Crown of the Goblin King	14
	crown-shaped beanie	1
	cruelty-free wine	1
	crumbling rat skull	3
	crusty hula hoop	1
	crystal belt buckle	1
	crystal Crimbo goblet	1
	crystal Crimbo platter	1
	crystalline cheer	1
	crystallized memory	1
	CSA all-purpose soap	1
	CSA bravery badge	1
	CSA cheerfulness ration	2
	CSA discount card	2
	CSA obedience grenade	1
	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
	cube of billiard chalk	1
	cup of hickory chicory	1
	cup of infinite pencils	1
	cup of lukewarm tea	1
	cup of primitive beer	4
	cupcake-in-a-cup	1
	curdflinger	1
	curmudgel	3
	cursed black pearl onion	1
	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
	cursed breeches	1
	cursed cannonball	1
	cursed dirty joke scroll	1
	cursed eyepatch	1
	cursed scrunchie	1
	cursed sea biscuit	1
	cursed voodoo skull	1
	cyber-mattock	3
	cyborg doll	1
	cyborg stompin' boot	1
	cyclops eyedrops	1
	cylindrical mold	1
	cymbal syrup	9
	D roll	1
	Daffy Taffy	66
	daisy	1
	Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield	1
	dance card	12
	dangerous jerkcicle	1
	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
	dark hamethyst ring	1
	dark potion	4
	das boot	1
	day-old beer	1
	deactivated MicroMechaMech	1
	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
	dead guy's watch	29
	decent brain	1
	decorative fountain	28
	deep six-shooter	1
	defective skull	41
	dehydrated caviar	17
	delectable catalyst	1
	delicious noodles	32
	delicious salad	42
	delicious spicy noodles	1
	deluxe fax machine	2
	demon skin	12
	demon whip	1
	demon-horned hat	1
	demonic paste	1
	demonskin jacket	2
	demonskin trousers	4
	denim axe	1
	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
	dense meat stack	31
	deodorant	44
	depantsing bomb	17
	depleted Crimbonium football helmet	1
	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	1
	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
	desiccated apricot	18
	designer handbag	1
	detective skull	1
	detour shield	1
	diamond necklace	3
	diamond-studded cane	29
	diamond-studded fronts	1
	didgeridooka	13
	Diet Cloaca Cola	10
	digital key lime	22
	digital key lime pie	1
	dill	70
	dinged-up triangle	1
	dingy planks	1
	dire fudgesicle	1
	dirt julep	1
	dirty hobo gloves	230
	disassembled clover	27
	disbelief suspenders	7
	Disco 'Fro Pick	7
	disco ball	24
	Disco Banjo	3
	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	1
	disco horoscope (Aries)	1
	disco horoscope (Cancer)	1
	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	1
	disco horoscope (Gemini)	1
	disco horoscope (Leo)	1
	disco horoscope (Libra)	1
	disco horoscope (Pisces)	1
	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	1
	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	1
	disco horoscope (Taurus)	1
	disco horoscope (Virgo)	1
	disco mask	28
	discocktail	1
	disease	40
	disembodied brain	31
	disembodied smile	6
	dishrag	1
	disintegrating quill pen	9
	disintegrating sheet music	27
	disintegrating spiky collar	1
	displaced fish	19
	disposable instant camera	1
	distention pill	1
	distilled fortified wine	8
	distressed denim pants	2
	disturbing fanfic	265
	Divine	1
	divine blowout	98
	divine can of silly string	96
	divine champagne flute	41
	divine champagne popper	36
	divine cracker	22
	divine noisemaker	90
	DNOTC Box	3
	do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit	1
	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	74
	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	430
	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	100
	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	11
	Doc's Fortifying Wine	1
	Doc's Miracle Cure	1
	dog ointment	1
	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
	doll house	10
	dollhive	1
	Dolph Bossin's charity note	1
	Dolphin King's crown	19
	dolphin whistle	1
	donated food	1
	donkey flipbook	1
	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
	dope wheels	16
	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	39
	double-ice box	1
	double-ice britches	1
	double-ice cap	1
	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	17
	drab sonata	18
	draggin' ball hat	34
	dragon snaps	1
	Dramatic™ range	2
	dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	1
	dress pants	1
	dried face	10
	dripping meat crossbow	2
	dripping meat staff	1
	dripping meat sword	1
	drone self-destruct chip	1
	drop of water-37	1
	Drowsy Sword	3
	drum machine	31
	drum of pomade	1
	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
	Drunken Neurologist	1
	Drunken Philosopher	1
	dry martini	1
	dry noodles	920
	dry vodka martini	1
	drywall axe	21
	ducha de oro	10
	duck-on-a-string	3
	duct tape	21
	duct tape buckler	1
	duct tape dockers	1
	duct tape fedora	1
	duct tape shirt	1
	duct tape sword	1
	duct tape wallet	1
	dueling banjo	1
	dueling turtle	1
	DUFRESNE Suds	1
	Dump Truck	1
	dungeoneer's dungarees	17
	duonoculars	1
	Duskwalker syringe	2
	dusty animal cranium	2
	dusty animal pelvis	1
	dusty animal skull	1
	dusty bottle of Marsala	40
	dusty bottle of Merlot	16
	dusty bottle of Muscat	7
	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	8
	dusty bottle of Port	3
	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	4
	dusty Crimbo crate	13
	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	2
	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	3
	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	2
	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	4
	dusty first caudal vertebra	2
	dusty first cervical vertebra	3
	dusty first lumbar vertebra	5
	dusty first thoracic vertebra	6
	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	3
	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	2
	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	3
	dusty left clavicle	3
	dusty left eighth rib	3
	dusty left eleventh rib	4
	dusty left femur	1
	dusty left fibula	5
	dusty left fifth rib	4
	dusty left first front claw	1
	dusty left first rear claw	1
	dusty left first rib	4
	dusty left fourth front claw	2
	dusty left fourth rear claw	6
	dusty left fourth rib	4
	dusty left humerus	2
	dusty left kneecap	1
	dusty left ninth rib	5
	dusty left radius	5
	dusty left scapula	2
	dusty left second front claw	3
	dusty left second rear claw	2
	dusty left second rib	7
	dusty left seventh rib	2
	dusty left sixth rib	1
	dusty left tenth rib	1
	dusty left third front claw	2
	dusty left third rear claw	1
	dusty left third rib	3
	dusty left thumb	3
	dusty left tibia	2
	dusty left twelfth rib	1
	dusty left ulna	3
	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	3
	dusty right clavicle	2
	dusty right eighth rib	2
	dusty right eleventh rib	3
	dusty right femur	2
	dusty right fibula	3
	dusty right fifth rib	4
	dusty right first front claw	2
	dusty right first rear claw	4
	dusty right first rib	1
	dusty right fourth front claw	1
	dusty right fourth rear claw	5
	dusty right fourth rib	7
	dusty right humerus	3
	dusty right kneecap	8
	dusty right ninth rib	4
	dusty right radius	4
	dusty right scapula	1
	dusty right second front claw	3
	dusty right second rear claw	1
	dusty right second rib	1
	dusty right seventh rib	1
	dusty right sixth rib	2
	dusty right tenth rib	3
	dusty right third front claw	2
	dusty right third rear claw	2
	dusty right third rib	1
	dusty right thumb	2
	dusty right tibia	1
	dusty right twelfth rib	3
	dusty right ulna	4
	dusty sacral vertebrae	2
	dusty second caudal vertebra	4
	dusty second cervical vertebra	5
	dusty second lumbar vertebra	3
	dusty second thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	1
	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	2
	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	4
	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	5
	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	3
	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	2
	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	2
	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	2
	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	2
	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	6
	dusty third caudal vertebra	1
	dusty third cervical vertebra	3
	dusty third lumbar vertebra	3
	dusty third thoracic vertebra	3
	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	1
	dwarf bread	89
	dwarvish magazine	7
	dwarvish war helmet	1
	dwarvish war kilt	1
	Dyspepsi grenade	18
	Dyspepsi-Cola	186
	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	4
	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	12
	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	10
	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	4
	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	12
	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
	Earth and Firewater	1
	Earth, Wind and Firewater	1
	easter egg balloon	18
	Eau de Guaneau	1
	ectoplasmic orbs	1
	ectoplasmic paste	1
	Effermint™ tablets	1
	effervescent potion	10
	eggbeater	1
	eggman noodles	1
	eggnog	28
	eggwater	1
	El Sombrero De Lopez	2
	El Vibrato power sphere	10
	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
	El Vibrato translator	1
	Elder Turtle Shell	2
	eldritch alignment spray	1
	eldritch effluvium	1
	eldritch ichor	1
	eldritch rub	1
	eldritch scanner	1
	electric pants	1
	electric snakebite	1
	electrical thingamabob	2
	elegant nightstick	2
	elemental caipiroska	1
	elemental paste	1
	elephant stinger	2
	elevenderizing hammer	1
	elevennis shoes	1
	elevent	1
	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	9
	elf ploughshare	1
	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
	Ellsbury's skull	1
	Elmley shades	4
	*elven limbos* gingerbread**	8
	elven cellocello	1
	elven hardtack	1
	elven magi-pack	1
	elven medi-pack	1
	elven moonshine	1
	elven socks	1
	elven squeeze	2
	elven suicide capsule	1
	empty agua de vida bottle	1
	empty blowgun	52
	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	23
	empty meat tank	13
	enchanted barbell	42
	enchanted bean	6
	enchanted bean burrito	4
	enchanted eyepatch	1
	Enchanted Flyswatter	2
	enchanted handwarmer	1
	Enchanted Plunger	1
	enchanted toothpick	27
	enchantlers	1
	encoder ring	20
	energy drink IV	43
	ennui-flavored potato chips	6
	enormous belt buckle	12
	enormous hoop earring	2
	Ent cider	4
	epic wad	2
	equal sign	2
	escargotsicle	5
	especially salty dog	11
	eternal car battery	1
	evil golden arch	40
	evil golden arches	2
	evil googly eye	14
	evil teddy bear	2
	evil teddy bear sewing kit	1
	executive mime flask	1
	exotic jungle fruit	2
	expensive cigar	1
	exploding hacky-sack	1
	explosion-flavored chewing gum	72
	extra-flat panini	1
	extra-greasy slider	1
	extra-heavy BRICKO brick	1
	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
	extra-see-thru nightie	1
	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
	extra-strength rubber bands	1
	extra-strength strongness elixir	40
	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	1
	eXtreme meat crossbow	9
	eXtreme meat staff	1
	eXtreme meat sword	1
	eXtreme mittens	17
	eXtreme nose ring	1
	eXtreme scarf	7
	extremely skinny jeans	1
	Extrovermectin™	1
	eye of newt	21
	eye of the Tiger-lily	1
	eye-pod	1
	eyedrops of newt	4
	eyedrops of the ermine	23
	eyedrops of the ocelot	1
	eyepatch	86
	f3d0r4	48
	fabric hardener	2
	fabric softener	1
	facehugging alien	1
	facsimile dictionary	15
	fairy gravy boat	2
	fake blood	2
	fake cocktail	1
	fake fake vomit	82
	fake hand	68
	fake plastic grass	1
	false eyelashes	1
	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
	fancy ball mask	1
	fancy bath salts	62
	fancy beef jerky	1
	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
	fancy chocolate	4
	fancy chocolate car	1
	fancy dress ball	12
	fancy opera glasses	2
	fancy schmancy cheese sauce	8
	fancy seashell necklace	4
	Fantasma en la Máquina	2
	fat bottom quark	1
	fat stacks of cash	2
	fat wallet	10
	FDKOL commendation	1
	FDKOL fire hose	1
	FDKOL hotcakes	1
	FDKOL tattoo	1
	felt	9
	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	36
	fermenting powder	54
	ferret bait	22
	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
	festive egg sac	1
	festive holiday hat	1
	festive sausage	1
	fetid feather	1
	fettucini Inconnu	2
	Feynman gate	22
	fez of etymology	1
	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
	fiery wing	1
	figurine of a charred seal	1
	figurine of a cold seal	1
	figurine of a cute baby seal	1
	figurine of a shadowy seal	1
	figurine of a sleek seal	1
	figurine of a slippery seal	1
	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	1
	figurine of an ancient seal	1
	figurine of an armored seal	1
	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	9
	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
	filthy corduroys	49
	filthy hippy poncho	1
	filthy knitted dread sack	40
	filthy pestle	9
	filthy poultice	4
	fine wine	21
	finger cuffs	1
	finger cymbals	2
	fire	15
	fire flower	1
	fire poi	5
	fireclutch	1
	Firewater	1
	fish sauce	1
	fish-liver oil	38
	fishelada	1
	fishy fish	2
	fishy paste	1
	fishy wand	1
	fitness wristband	1
	fizzing spore pod	3
	fizzy potion	10
	flamin' bindle	1
	flaming cardboard sword	1
	flaming crutch	26
	flaming feather	1
	flaming glowsticks	2
	Flaming Knob	1
	flaming mushroom	23
	flaming mushroom wine	1
	Flaming Sazerorc	1
	flaming talons	43
	flamingo mallet	1
	flan del mar	3
	flange	4
	flaregun	76
	flashing novelty button	3
	flask of baconstone juice	1
	flask of hamethyst juice	1
	flask of porquoise juice	1
	flask of tainted mining oil	3
	Flaskfull of Hollow	1
	flat dough	8
	flat mushroom wine	1
	flavorless gruel	1
	flayed mind	1
	fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	1
	fleshy putty	1
	flimsy clipboard	1
	flirtatious feather	13
	floaty gravel	1
	floaty inverse geode	1
	floaty pebbles	1
	floaty sand	1
	floorboard cruft	1
	floral print shirt	1
	flour cookie	1
	flower petal pie	10
	flowing hippy skirt	3
	flute of flat champagne	13
	flyest of shirts	2
	flypaper staff	1
	foam noodle	1
	foetid seal tear	2
	folder (blue)	1
	folder (green)	1
	folder (red)	1
	foolscap fool's cap	10
	foon	1
	foon of fearfulness	1
	foon of fleshiness	1
	foon of foulness	1
	foon of frigidity	1
	foon of fulmination	1
	football helmet	1
	forbidden sausage	1
	foreign box	1
	forest tears	3
	fortune cookie	10
	fossilized baboon skull	1
	fossilized bat skull	1
	fossilized limb	1
	fossilized serpent skull	1
	fossilized spike	1
	fossilized spine	1
	fossilized torso	1
	fossilized wing	1
	fossilized wyrm skull	1
	Frankly Mr. Shank	1
	Frat Army FGF	1
	frat brats	7
	frayed rope belt	1
	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	1
	freezerburned ice cube	1
	freezin' bindle	1
	freightcake	2
	French slippers	1
	freshwater pearl necklace	1
	fricasseed brains	2
	Friendliness Beverage	1
	friendly cheez blob	1
	frightful feather	1
	frigid air mattress	1
	frigid fudgepuck	1
	frigid hankyū	1
	frigid mote	3
	frigid ninja stars	185
	frigid-ass club	1
	frilly shirt	7
	frilly skirt	33
	frog lip-print	1
	Frogade	2
	Frost™ brand sword	1
	frost-rimed seal hide	1
	Frosty's iceball	1
	frozen banquet	1
	frozen feather	1
	frozen Mob Penguin	3
	frozen mushroom	19
	frozen nunchaku	21
	frozen seal spine	1
	fruit basket	1
	fruitcake	18
	fruity girl swill	1
	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	1
	Fu Manchu Wax	1
	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	1
	fudge lily	1
	full meat tank	1
	fumble formula	1
	Fun-Guy spore	1
	funky brass fez	9
	funky dried mushroom	3
	funky junk key	4
	furniture dolly	23
	furry fur	359
	furry green earmuffs	1
	furry pants	14
	furry pill	1
	furry skirt	1
	fusilli marrownarrow	1
	fustulent seal grulch	1
	future drug: Coolscaline	1
	future drug: Muscularactum	1
	future drug: Smartinex	1
	fuzzbump	1
	fuzzy dice	20
	ga-ga radio	4
	Gaia beads	4
	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
	ganger bandana	1
	garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	1
	garish pinky ring	1
	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
	gas balloon	6
	gauze garter	1
	gauze shorts	2
	gazely stare	1
	gearbox necklace	1
	Gearhead Goo	1
	Genalen™ Bottle	1
	Gene Tonic: Beast	1
	Gene Tonic: Dude	1
	Gene Tonic: Fish	1
	Gene Tonic: Plant	1
	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
	ghost cucumber	74
	ghost key	1
	ghost of a necklace	1
	Ghost Pinching Quarterly	1
	ghost protocol	1
	ghost toga	1
	ghostly body paint	1
	ghostly ectoplasm	1
	ghuol ears	81
	ghuol egg	46
	ghuol egg quiche	5
	ghuol guolash	19
	ghuol-ear kabob	9
	giant artisanal rice peeler	1
	giant book of ancient carols	1
	giant cactus quill	2
	giant candy cane	1
	giant cheesestick	1
	giant clay ashtray	1
	giant designer sunglasses	3
	giant discarded bottlecap	3
	giant discarded plastic fork	14
	giant discarded torn-up glove	4
	giant driftwood sculpture	13
	giant foam finger	1
	giant giant moth dust	1
	giant green gummi bear	1
	giant green gummi ingot	1
	giant gym membership card	1
	giant heirloom grape tomato	1
	giant jar of protein powder	1
	giant marshmallow	1
	giant moxie weed	50
	giant needle	290
	giant penguin keychain	1
	giant pinky ring	18
	giant red gummi bear	1
	giant red gummi ingot	1
	giant safety pin	2
	giant shrimp fork	1
	giant tube of black lipstick	1
	giant turkey leg	1
	giant yellow gummi bear	1
	giant yellow gummi ingot	1
	gibson	6
	gift-a-pult	1
	gilded ancient cursed key	4
	gilt perfume bottle	1
	gimlet	1
	gin and tonic	1
	Gin Mint	1
	gin-soaked blotter paper	1
	ginger beer	1
	ginger snaps	1
	gingerbread bugbear	42
	gingerbread cigarette	1
	gingerbread gavel	1
	gingerbread hoodie	1
	gingerbread horror	5
	gingerbread house	2
	gingerbread mask	1
	gingerbread mutant bugbear	5
	gingerbread restraining order	2
	gingerbread robot	1
	gingerbread smartphone	2
	gingham blouse	1
	gladiator tunica	1
	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	2
	glass of baboon milk	1
	glass of bourbon	1
	glass of goat's milk	67
	glass of raw eggs	1
	glass of warm water	1
	gleaming oyster egg	1
	glistening fish meat	1
	glistening oyster egg	3
	glob of Blank-Out	1
	glob of enchanted icing	1
	glob of salty molasses	1
	glob of spoiled mayo	2
	glob of undifferentiated tissue	1
	globe of Deep Sauce	1
	gloomy black mushroom	4
	gloomy mushroom wine	1
	glowing fungus	1
	glowing red eye	31
	gnatloaf	1
	gnatloaf casserole	1
	gnatwing	11
	gnatwing earring	1
	gnauga hide	23
	gnauga hide buckler	1
	gnauga hide chaps	1
	gnauga hide skirt	1
	gnauga hide vest	2
	gnauga hide whip	1
	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	1
	gnoll lips	47
	gnoll teeth	42
	gnoll-tooth necklace	1
	Gnollish autoplunger	1
	Gnollish casserole dish	7
	Gnollish Crossdress	1
	Gnollish flyswatter	48
	Gnollish pie server	23
	Gnollish pie tin	71
	Gnollish plunger	37
	Gnollish slotted spoon	24
	Gnollish toolbox	118
	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	4
	goat	1
	goat beard	43
	goat cheese	51
	goat cheese pizza	31
	goat cheese taco	1
	goatskin umbrella	4
	gob of wet hair	63
	goblin autoblowgun	2
	goblin hunting spear	2
	goblin paste	1
	goblin water	1
	gold Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
	gold lamé pants	2
	gold wedding ring	1
	golden fleece	1
	golden gum	1
	Golden Mean	1
	golden plastic oyster egg	2
	golden ring	20
	golden twig	1
	goodberry	2
	Goodfella contract	114
	gooey paste	2
	goofily-plumed helmet	1
	googly eye	17
	gooified animal matter	1
	gooified mineral matter	1
	gooified vegetable matter	1
	goth kid t-shirt	10
	government cheese	1
	government requisition form	1
	government-issue identification badge	1
	government-issued night-vision goggles	1
	gr8ps	3
	grapefruit	35
	grapes	66
	grass blade	1
	grass clippings	2
	grass hat	1
	grass skirt	1
	grass whistle	1
	grassy cutlass	3
	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
	grave robbing shovel	6
	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
	gray bow tie	8
	grease gun	2
	greasy paste	1
	green and red bean	2
	green beer	6
	green candy heart	116
	green candygram	1
	Green Clover of Justice	1
	green drunki-bear	1
	green eggnog	1
	Green Giant	1
	green hamhock	1
	green peawee marble	2
	green pixel	317
	green pixel potion	3
	green pixie spog	1
	green rock candy	1
	green rocket	1
	green slime glob	1
	green smoke bomb	1
	green snowcone	168
	green-frosted astral cupcake	6
	green-iced sweet roll	1
	gremlin juice	4
	gremlin mutagen	2
	grilled mooseflank	1
	grim fairy tale	1
	grisly shell fragment	1
	grog	2
	groovy prism necklace	1
	grouchy restless spirit	135
	groupie lipstick	1
	grue egg	19
	grue egg omelette	1
	grumpy old man charrrm	9
	grungy bandana	4
	grungy flannel shirt	1
	guano coffee cup	1
	guard turtle collar	1
	guard turtle shell	1
	guitar pick	4
	gummi ammonite	1
	gummi belemnite	1
	gummi trilobite	1
	gun cleaning kit	1
	gunky chicken	1
	guy made of bee pollen	6
	Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	1
	gyroscope	1
	hair of the calf	2
	hair spray	91
	Hairpiece On Fire	1
	hairy staff	1
	half double fruitcake	1
	half of a gold tooth	1
	half-empty carton of milk	1
	half-melted spoon	2
	half-orchid	1
	half-rotten brain	3
	half-size scalpel	2
	halfberd	6
	halibut	1
	hambrosier	12
	hamethyst	2
	hamethyst necklace	1
	hamethyst ring	1
	hand grenegg	1
	Hand in Glove	2
	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	1
	hand-knitted diving booties	1
	handful of confetti	16
	handful of crafty noodles	1
	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	1
	handful of hand chalk	26
	handful of juicy garbage	1
	handful of Laughing Willow bark	1
	handful of moss	14
	handful of numbers	1
	handful of nuts and berries	1
	handful of sand	1
	handful of sawdust	20
	handful of walnuts	3
	handsomeness potion	7
	handyman "hand soap"	1
	happiness	1
	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
	hardware upgrade	1
	harem girl t-shirt	1
	Hatorade	1
	haunted bottle of vodka	1
	haunted eggnog	1
	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	2
	head mirror	1
	headhunter necktie	4
	heart necklace	2
	heart of rock and roll	2
	heart of the volcano	1
	heart-shaped balloon	1
	heavy D	307
	heavy leather-bound tome	1
	heavy metal sonata	1
	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	3
	hedgeturtle	1
	Heimandatz's heart	1
	Hell broth	5
	Hell ramen	1
	hellion cube	31
	hellseal claw	1
	hellseal whisker	1
	helm of the white knight	1
	helmet recipe	13
	helmet turtle	40
	hemp candy necklace	1
	hemp net	3
	hemp string	50
	henna tattoo	2
	herb brownies	4
	herbal stuffing	5
	herbs	78
	hermit permit	12
	Herring Wallbanger	1
	herringcello	1
	Herringtini	1
	hideous egg	1
	high-calorie sugar substitute	1
	high-energy mining laser	1
	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	8
	hill of beans	166
	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
	hippo skin buckler	1
	hippo whip	1
	hippopotamus kilt	1
	hippopotamus skin	1
	Hippy Army MPE	10
	hippy herbal tea	22
	hippy medical kit	11
	hippy paste	1
	hippy protest button	9
	hobo paste	1
	holiday cheese log	1
	holistic headache remedy	1
	Hollandaise helmet	1
	homeopathic mint tea	1
	honey-dew	2
	honey-dipped locust	1
	honey-drenched ham slice	1
	honeybritches	1
	hopping socks	1
	horizontal tango	14
	hors d'oeuvre tray	5
	hot buttered roll	2
	hot cocoa au beurre	1
	hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	1
	hot date	1
	hot daub	1
	hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	2
	hot egg	2
	hot hi mein	1
	hot katana blade	58
	hot mint schnocolate	2
	hot nuggets	1
	hot pink lipstick	12
	hot plate	1
	hot powder	1
	hot stuffing	1
	hot wad	1
	hot watered rum	1
	hot wing	2,469
	hot-ass club	1
	huge bowl of candy	2
	huge mint leaf	1
	huge spoon	5
	human musk	1
	Humanitini	1
	hunk of granite	1
	hushed puppy	1
	hyperbolic plasma focuser	8
	hyperinflated seal lung	1
	hypodermic needle	4
	ice baby	1
	ice stein	1
	ice-cold fotie	55
	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	130
	ice-cold six-pack	33
	ice-cold Willer	195
	iceberglet	1
	iced-out bling	1
	icicle katana	1
	icy katana hilt	42
	icy mushroom wine	1
	icy-hot katana	4
	iGoogly	1
	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	2
	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
	imbued seal-blubber candle	1
	imitation crab meat	1
	imitation White Russian	1
	immense cyborg hand	6
	imp air	1
	Imp Ale	280
	imp unity ring	1
	incredible pizza	1
	incredibly creepy marionette	3
	indescribably horrible paste	1
	industrial frosting	1
	industrial strength starch	2
	industrially-crushed ice	1
	infernal fife	12
	infernal insoles	8
	infernal snowball	1
	infernal toilet brush	1
	inflatable duck	1
	ingot of seal-iron	1
	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
	inkwell	1
	Inndya trading card	1
	Inner Strength	1
	Inner Truth	1
	Inner Wisdom	1
	insane tophat	1
	insanely spicy bean burrito	26
	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
	insanely spicy jumping bean burrito	1
	Instant Karma	1
	intact anemone spike	1
	invisibility potion	1
	ion grid	1
	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	11
	irate sombrero	13
	Iron Beta of Industry	1
	iron chain	1
	iron pasta spoon	52
	irradiated candy cane	1
	irresistibility potion	1
	irritability potion	1
	ivory cue ball	1
	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	16
	jack flapper	7
	Jack-in-the-box	1
	Jack-O-Lantern beer	1
	Jackhammer	1
	jagged scrap metal	1
	jalapeño slices	1
	jam band	1
	jamfish jam	1
	janglin' bones	2
	jar of anniversary jam	1
	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
	jar of squeeze	1
	jar of swamp gas	13
	Jarlsberg's earring	14
	Jarlsberg's key lime	24
	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
	jaunty feather	3
	java cookie	1
	jawbruiser	1
	Jawmaster 2000™	1
	jazz soap	51
	jellyfish gel	2
	jewelry-making pliers	5
	jive turkey leg	1
	Jocko Homo's head	1
	Jolly Roger charrrm	29
	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	3
	joybuzzer	76
	jug of baconstone juice	1
	jug of hamethyst juice	1
	jug of porquoise juice	1
	jug-o-magicalness	28
	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	44
	jumbo olive	1
	jumping bean burrito	1
	jumping bean taco	1
	jungle drum	1
	jungle floor wax	2
	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
	juniper berries	1
	Junk-Bond	1
	kamicorpse-ee	1
	karma shawarma	1
	keg shield	40
	kelp-holly drape	1
	kelp-holly gun	1
	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
	Kentucky-style derby	1
	ketchup	1
	ketchup hound	9
	kick-ass kicks	39
	kickback cookbook	6
	killer rag doll	3
	killing feather	1
	Kiss the Knob apron	2
	kite	16
	kiwi	34
	kiwi beak	1
	kneecapping stick	113
	knob bugle	1
	Knob Goblin elite helm	67
	Knob Goblin elite pants	63
	Knob Goblin elite polearm	55
	Knob Goblin elite shirt	58
	Knob Goblin eyedrops	13
	Knob Goblin firecracker	123
	Knob Goblin harem pants	31
	Knob Goblin harem veil	33
	Knob Goblin love potion	27
	Knob Goblin lunchbox	3
	Knob Goblin melon baller	8
	Knob Goblin Mutagen	1
	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
	Knob Goblin pants	62
	Knob Goblin perfume	10
	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	29
	Knob Goblin scimitar	70
	Knob Goblin seltzer	98
	Knob Goblin spatula	54
	Knob Goblin steroids	29
	Knob Goblin superseltzer	50
	Knob Goblin tongs	68
	Knob Goblin Uberpants	3
	Knob Goblin visor	40
	Knob jelly donut	1
	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
	Knob mushroom	128
	knob mushroom wine	1
	Knob nuts	1
	Knob pasty	1
	Knob sausage	34
	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
	Knob shroomkabob	10
	Knob stroganoff	1
	Knob stuffed shells	16
	knobby helmet turtle	2
	knobby kneepads	1
	Knoll mushroom	193
	knoll mushroom wine	3
	Knoll shroomkabob	13
	knuckle sandwich	11
	kobold kibble	2
	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
	Kudzu salad	1
	kumquat	49
	kumquat supersucker	1
	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	1
	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	1
	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
	lab-grown meat	1
	large box	47
	large cocoa eggshell fragment	9
	laser-broiled pear	2
	lavender candy heart	105
	lavender paisley oyster egg	5
	lavender plastic oyster egg	34
	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
	lavender striped oyster egg	2
	lawnmower blade	2
	lead necklace	22
	lead yo-yo	2
	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
	leaf of grass	2
	leaflet	8
	leather chaps	4
	leather mask	28
	leathery bat skin	10
	leathery cat skin	14
	leathery rat skin	1
	LED block	1
	Lederhosen of the Night	1
	left half of a heart necklace	1
	left parenthesis	1
	leftover Crimbo rations	1
	leftovers of indeterminate origin	5
	legitimate business on the beach	1
	lemon	66
	lemon meringue pie	1
	lemon popsicle	1
	length of string	11
	leotarrrd	12
	letterman's jacket	1
	lewd playing card	1
	libation of liveliness	9
	library card	1
	licorice garrote	1
	licorice root	1
	lihc eye	80
	lihc eye pie	26
	lihc face	20
	limburger biker boots	3
	lime	32
	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	19
	line	119
	linoleum crossbow	2
	linoleum helmet turtle	1
	linoleum meat stack	1
	linoleum ore	35
	linoleum staff	3
	linoleum sword	4
	lion oil	26
	liquid shifting time weirdness	1
	liquid SONAR	1
	little paper umbrella	273
	little parachute guy	1
	little round pebble	1
	little wooden mannequin	1
	live wire	1
	liver popsicle	1
	llama lama gong	10
	loaded serum blowgun	1
	loaf of soda bread	1
	loafers	1
	Lockenstock™ sandals	4
	logic synthesizer	7
	lollipop stick	1
	Lolsipop	1
	long pork	6
	long pork chop sandwiches	1
	long skinny balloon	35
	long-forgotten necklace	1
	longhaired hippy wig	1
	loose teeth	228
	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	38
	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	4
	los chinos	4
	lost elf luggage	1
	love song of disturbing obsession	13
	love song of icy revenge	14
	love song of naughty innuendo	12
	love song of smoldering passion	13
	love song of sugary cuteness	12
	love song of vague ambiguity	9
	lovecat tail	6
	low-budget shield	2
	lowercase a	2
	lowercase N	35
	lucky ball-and-chain	1
	lucky bottlecap	1
	lucky cat's paw	1
	lucky lighter	1
	lucky rabbit's foot	9
	Lucky Surprise Egg	2
	lumbering jack	1
	lump of Brituminous coal	1
	lump of coal	1
	lump of diamond	1
	lump of Saccharine Maple sap	1
	lunar isotope	1
	lupine sword	1
	lustrous oyster egg	2
	LWA ring	1
	M-242	12
	Mace of the Tortoise	1
	machetito	2
	mad scientist's sock monkey	2
	Mad Train wine	276
	madius	1
	Mae West	1
	Mae West with a fly in it	1
	mafia filofax	1
	magic lamp	7
	magic whistle	1
	magical baguette	1
	magical ice cube with a fly in it	52
	magical ice cubes	275
	magical mystery juice	38
	magicalness-in-a-can	33
	magilaser blastercannon	2
	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	8
	magnificent oyster egg	2
	magnifying glass	1
	magnolia blossom	1
	maiden wig	21
	makeshift cape	1
	makeshift crane	1
	makeshift skirt	1
	makeshift turban	1
	mana curds	3
	mandarina colada	1
	mandarina colada with a fly in it	1
	Manetwich	4
	manly bloomers	1
	mannequin leg	1
	many-eyed glasses	4
	maple syrup	13
	margarita	4
	mariachi G-string	10
	mariachi hat	1
	mariachi pants	34
	Mariner's Friend cough drops	2
	marionette	2
	marionette collective	1
	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
	marshmallow	1
	marshmallow flambé	1
	martini	3
	marzipan skull	11
	mass of wriggling tentacles	1
	massive sitar	1
	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
	mauve plastic oyster egg	9
	mauve striped oyster egg	3
	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	6
	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	29
	McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning	1
	meat cowboy hat	1
	Meat detector	1
	meat engine	15
	meat from yesterday	14
	meat paste	80
	meat stack	357
	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	1
	meat vortex	189
	Meat-inflating powder	1
	meatball	1
	meatcar model	1
	meatloaf helmet	1
	meatsmithing guide	1
	meaty helmet turtle	1
	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	32
	megatofu	3
	Meleegra™ pills	31
	melted Jell-o shot	11
	melty plastic grenade	1
	memory of a C	1
	memory of a CA base pair	1
	memory of a CG base pair	1
	memory of a CT base pair	1
	memory of a G	1
	memory of a GT base pair	1
	memory of a T	1
	memory of an A	1
	memory of an AG base pair	1
	memory of an AT base pair	1
	memory of some delicious amino acids	1
	menorette	1
	menudo	1
	Mer-kin breastplate	1
	Mer-kin cheatsheet	1
	Mer-kin cookiestove	1
	Mer-kin dodgeball	1
	Mer-kin dragbelt	1
	Mer-kin dragnet	1
	Mer-kin eyedrops	1
	Mer-kin facecowl	1
	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
	Mer-kin fitbrine	2
	Mer-kin gutgirdle	1
	Mer-kin headguard	1
	Mer-kin healscroll	1
	Mer-kin hookspear	1
	Mer-kin killscroll	1
	Mer-kin lipstick	1
	Mer-kin paste	1
	Mer-kin ragejuice	2
	Mer-kin rollpin	1
	Mer-kin roundshield	1
	Mer-kin stopwatch	1
	Mer-kin strongjuice	1
	Mer-kin switchblade	1
	Mer-kin thighguard	1
	mermaid's purse	1
	mesh cap	9
	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
	metal mandible	13
	metallic A	18
	metrognome	1
	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	269
	Microplushie: Bropane	1
	Microplushie: Hobomosome	1
	Microplushie: Raverdrine	1
	Microplushie: Sororitrate	1
	midriff scrubs	1
	milk of magnesium	5
	Milk Studs	2
	milky potion	8
	mime army challenge coin	1
	mime army insignia (cryonics)	1
	mime army insignia (espionage)	1
	mime army insignia (morale)	1
	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	1
	mime army shotglass	1
	mime eraser	1
	mime soul fragment	1
	mimosette	1
	mind flayer corpse	16
	miner's helmet	27
	miner's pants	24
	Mini-Crimbot crate	1
	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	4
	miniature dormouse	1
	Miniborg beeper	1
	Miniborg hiveminder	1
	Miniborg laser	1
	Miniborg stomper	1
	Miniborg strangler	1
	miniscule temporal rip	1
	Mint Yulep	1
	misfit teddy bear	1
	missing wine	1
	Misty Cloak	1
	mixed wildflower greens	1
	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
	Mohawk wig	27
	moist Crimbo spices	2
	mojo filter	6
	molotov cocktail cocktail	13
	molten brick	1
	molten medallion	1
	molten scrap metal	1
	Mon Tiki	1
	monkey wrench	8
	monomolecular yo-yo	1
	monster bait	1
	monster pants	1
	monstrous monocle	1
	mood ring	7
	moonglasses	4
	moose chocolate	1
	moose thought	1
	mooseflank	1
	More Humanitini than Humanitini	1
	Mornington crescent roll	2
	Mortimer's nostrum	1
	mostly-broken sunglasses	2
	mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	1
	mother's little helper	1
	mother's secret recipe	3
	motivational poster	11
	Mountain Stream soda	61
	mouse skull	1
	moxie weed	137
	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
	Mr. Mediocrebar	126
	MSG	1
	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	1
	muffled muffuletta	1
	mugcake	51
	mulled cider	1
	mullet wig	23
	mummy costume	60
	mummy mask	2
	mummy wrapping	12
	Murderer's Punch	1
	murky potion	7
	mushroom fermenting solution	31
	mushroom pizza	2
	muskox-skin cap	1
	musty moccasins	1
	mutant cactus bud	1
	My First Art of War	1
	mylar scout drone	1
	Mysterious Island iced tea	1
	mysterious silver lapel pin	1
	nailswurst	1
	nanite-infested candy cane	8
	nanite-infested eggnog	1
	nanite-infested fruitcake	1
	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	2
	nanofiber cloth	1
	Nardz energy beverage	1
	nasty rat mask	1
	natto pocky	1
	natural fennel soda	4
	ND	1
	necklace chain	31
	Necrotelicomnicon	1
	necrotizing body spray	1
	neg grog	1
	nega-mushroom	1
	negative lump	1
	negotiatin' hammer	1
	New Zealand iced tea	1
	Newman's Own Trousers	1
	NG	6
	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
	night-vision goggles	100
	Nightstalker perfume	1
	ninja carabiner	2
	ninja crampons	1
	ninja hot pants	13
	ninja mop	8
	ninja rope	1
	non-aged vinegar	1
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	1
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	1
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	1
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	1
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	1
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	1
	nothing-in-the-box	9
	nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
	novelty fruit hat	1
	NPZR chemistry set	1
	nuclear stockpile	1
	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
	O'RLY manual	1
	obsidian dagger	9
	ocarina of space	1
	ocean motion	4
	odor extractor	1
	off-white plastic oyster egg	5
	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	1
	office-supply crossbow	1
	Oh, the Humanitini	1
	oil cap	1
	Oil of Parrrlay	11
	oil of slipperiness	2
	oil of stability	1
	oil pan	1
	oil-filled donut	1
	oily boid	1
	oily golden mushroom	1
	oily mushroom wine	1
	oily paste	1
	ointment of the occult	8
	ojo de pez burrito	1
	old bronzer	1
	old coin purse	45
	old eyebrow pencil	1
	old leather wallet	62
	old rosewater cream	1
	old sweatpants	2
	old-fashioned	1
	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
	oldcake	1
	olive	53
	one-day ticket to The Glaciest	1
	oozenog	4
	open sauce	1
	opera mask	2
	orange	57
	orange candy heart	105
	orange candygram	1
	orange glowstick	5
	orange leather lanyard	1
	orange peel hat	2
	orange popsicle	1
	orange slime glob	1
	orange snowcone	173
	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
	orange-frosted astral cupcake	5
	orc paste	1
	orc wrist	1
	Orcish baseball cap	35
	Orcish cargo shorts	31
	Orcish frat-paddle	20
	orcish hand lotion	1
	Orcish meat locker	2
	orcish nailing lube	1
	orcish rubber	1
	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
	original G	329
	oriole-feather headdress	4
	ornate ancient cursed chest	1
	ornate ancient cursed key	1
	ornate picture frame	1
	Ouija Board, Ouija Board	1
	out-of-tune biwa	3
	oven mitts	1
	overclocked avian microprocessor	1
	overloaded micro-reactor	1
	overly-fancy hot cocoa	1
	overpriced "imported" beer	1
	oversized fish scaler	1
	oversized ice molecule	1
	oversized pipe	26
	oversized pizza cutter	6
	oversized skullcap	2
	ovoid leather thing	1
	oyster basket	6
	pacification grenade	1
	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	4
	pack of chewing gum	1
	packet of beer nuts	21
	packet of orchid seeds	1
	packet of tofurkey gravy	1
	padded tortoise	1
	PADL Phone	135
	page of the Necrohobocon	1
	pail	37
	Pain Dip	1
	painted turtle	1
	painting of a glass of wine	1
	pair of bolt cutters	1
	pair of government shades	1
	pair of ragged claws	1
	pair of twitching claws	1
	paisley spore pod	1
	palm frond	1
	palm-frond capris	1
	palm-frond cloak	1
	palm-frond fan	1
	palm-frond net	1
	palm-frond toupee	1
	palm-frond whip	1
	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	2
	panhandle panhandling hat	6
	pants kit	20
	pants of the Slug Lord	17
	papaya	17
	papaya sling	3
	papaya slung	2
	papaya taco	5
	paper-plate-mail pants	1
	parasitic claw	1
	parasitic headgnawer	1
	parasitic strangleworm	1
	parasitic tentacles	1
	parisian cathouse	1
	party beer bomb	1
	party hat	25
	party platter for one	1
	passable elf mask	1
	pasta spoon	20
	Pastaco shell	1
	pat-a-cake pendant	3
	patch of extra-warm fur	1
	patchouli incense stick	59
	patchouli oil bomb	1
	patent antipsychotics	1
	patent leather shoes	16
	peace-sign necklace	1
	peach	1
	peach pie	1
	peanut brittle shield	1
	pear	1
	pear supersucker	1
	pear tart	1
	pearlescent oyster egg	1
	pebblebräu	2
	pec oil	1
	PEEZ dispenser	1
	pencil stub	1
	penguin focaccia bread	1
	penguin paste	1
	penguin shorts	2
	penguin skin	204
	penguin skin buckler	2
	penguin thesaurus	10
	penguin whip	1
	penguinskin mini-kilt	1
	penguinskin mini-skirt	1
	pentacorn hat	1
	Penultimate Fantasy chest	56
	peppermint crook	1
	peppermint eel sauce	1
	peppermint parasol	1
	peppermint patty	1
	peppermint rhino baby	1
	peppermint spine	1
	peppermint syrup	1
	peppermint twist	1
	peppermint-scented socks	1
	percent sign	3
	perfect old-fashioned	1
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	perl necklace	1
	perpendicular hula	18
	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	2
	personal massager	98
	personalizable gingerbread cookie	1
	pestoblade	1
	pet bad vibe	1
	pet rock	3
	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	49
	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	65
	petit 4.1	1
	petit fortran	1
	petrified time	1
	petrified wood	1
	pewter claymore	1
	pewter shavings	1
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	phat turquoise bracelet	1
	philter of phorce	6
	phish stick	1
	phonics down	84
	photoprotoneutron torpedo	37
	physiostim pill	1
	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	10
	pickle-flavored chewing gum	15
	pie crust	30
	pie man was not meant to eat	2
	piece of wedding cake	15
	piercing post	16
	pig-iron bracers	1
	pig-iron helm	1
	pigeon egg	3
	pile of candy	23
	pile of dusty animal bones	196
	pile of gold coins	4
	pile of jumping beans	21
	pile of Trainbot parts	1
	pill cup	2
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	pine tar	3
	Pine-Fresh air freshener	9
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	ping-pong ball	1
	ping-pong paddle	1
	pink candy heart	86
	pink candygram	1
	pink clay bead	62
	pink glowstick	22
	Pink Heart of Spirit	2
	pink pony	23
	pink-belly slapper	1
	pink-frosted astral cupcake	5
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	pirate cream pie	1
	pirate fledges	1
	pirate pamphlet	1
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	pitted sheet metal	1
	pixel boomerang	1
	pixel chain whip	1
	pixel cross	1
	pixel hat	1
	pixel holy water	1
	pixel morning star	1
	pixel orb	1
	pixel pants	3
	pixel shield	1
	pixel stopwatch	1
	pixel sword	1
	pixel whip	1
	pixellated candy heart	1
	pixellated moneybag	133
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	plain candy cane	1
	plain old beer	1
	plain pizza	18
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	plastic Crimbo reindeer	2
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	plastic ingot	2
	plastic passion fruit	1
	plot hole	327
	plum	1
	pocket theremin	2
	pocketwatch on a chain	1
	pointed stick	2
	pointy mushroom	5
	pointy mushroom wine	1
	pointy red hat	2
	poison pen	1
	poisonous caviar	1
	poisonsettia	1
	Pokëmann band-aid	2
	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
	polka-dot bow tie	1
	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	2
	polyalloy shield	4
	Polysniff Perfume	2
	pompadour'd puppy	1
	poodle skirt	1
	pool cue	13
	pool of liquid metal	1
	poppy	2
	popsicle stick	1
	popular tart	1
	pork elf goodies sack	2
	porquoise	7
	porquoise bracelet	1
	porquoise eyebrow ring	1
	porquoise necklace	3
	porquoise ring	1
	portable corkscrew	17
	portable dam	1
	portable photocopier	1
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	possessed tomato	1
	possessed top	7
	potato alarm clock	1
	potato pistol	1
	potato sprout	11
	potion of punctual companionship	1
	potion of spiritual gunkifying	1
	poultrygeist	1
	poutine	29
	poutine pole	1
	powdered candy sushi set	1
	powdered donut	1
	powdered madness	1
	powdered organs	1
	powdered sealbone	1
	powdered wig	1
	pr0n legs	80
	pr0n m4nic0tti	2
	pr0n taco	2
	pregnant gloomy black mushroom	4
	pregnant mushroom	1
	pregnant oily golden mushroom	1
	prehistoric spear	6
	premium malt liquor	4
	press-on ribs	1
	pressurized potion of possessiveness	1
	pretty bouquet	1
	pretty flower	607
	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
	primitive candy cane	1
	prismatic wad	1
	pristine walrus tusk	1
	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
	probability potion	302
	procrastination potion	282
	prosthetic forehead	5
	protection stick	2
	protein paste	1
	prussian cathouse with a fly in it	1
	psycho sweater	1
	Psychotic Train wine	2
	pteruges	2
	puce plastic oyster egg	3
	puce polka-dot oyster egg	1
	pufferfish spine	1
	pulled porquoise earring	1
	pulled porquoise ring	1
	pulsing flesh	1
	pumpkinhead mask	92
	punch-drunk punch	3
	punk patch	1
	punk rock jacket	2
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	purple pixel pie	1
	purple prose pen	1
	purple snowcone	204
	purple-frosted astral cupcake	3
	pygmy blowgun	3
	pygmy nose-bone	2
	pygmy papers	2
	pygmy phone number	1
	pygmy pygment	4
	pygmy spear	1
	quadroculars	1
	quantum nanopolymer spider web	1
	quantum polarity inducer	11
	quantum taco	1
	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	1
	questionable taco	1
	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	6
	rack of dinosaur ribs	1
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	radiator heater shield	1
	radio button candy	4
	radioactive chew toy	1
	radium-flavored potato chips	53
	raffle prize box	1
	rag doll	2
	rainbow bomb	1
	raisin	1
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	ram stick	9
	Ram's Face Lager	46
	ram-battering staff	1
	raspberry	1
	raspberry beret	1
	rat appendix	56
	rat appendix kabob	11
	rat appendix stir-fry	1
	rat scrapple	1
	ratarang	1
	ratgut	18
	ratini	3
	ratskin belt	1
	rattail whip	1
	rave whistle	4
	ravenous eye	1
	ravioli della hippy	3
	ravioli hat	29
	razor-sharp can lid	131
	razor-tipped yo-yo	24
	really dense meat stack	1
	really really sticky spider web	1
	really sticky spider web	26
	really thick bandage	2
	really thick spine	2
	recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	1
	recursive spline reticulator	4
	red ale	1
	red armband	1
	Red Balloon of Valor	1
	red China marble	1
	red drunki-bear	1
	Red Dwarf	1
	red paisley oyster egg	3
	Red Pill	1
	red pixel	129
	red pixel potion	28
	red plastic baby	1
	red plastic oyster egg	1
	red polka-dot oyster egg	2
	Red Rover BB gun	1
	red snowcone	231
	red striped oyster egg	1
	red wagon	1
	red-and-green sweater	1
	redrum	5
	reflection of a map	2
	Regular Cloaca Cola	4
	reindeer hammer	1
	reinforced beaded headband	16
	reinforced furry underpants	1
	remaindered axe	2
	reodorant	50
	repeating crossbow	1
	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	13
	reverse-oscillating klystron	10
	rhesus monkey	1
	rib of the Bonerdagon	3
	ribbon candy ascot	1
	rice bowl	10
	ridiculously huge sword	44
	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	15
	right parenthesis	2
	ring of adornment	1
	ring of aggravate monster	13
	ring of cold resistance	5
	ring of conflict	1
	Ring of Fire	1
	ring of fire resistance	2
	ring of gain strength	1
	ring of half-assed regeneration	14
	ring of increase damage	1
	ring of teleportation	1
	ring of telling skeletons what to do	1
	roasted marshmallow	2
	roboduck-on-a-string	1
	robotronic egg	3
	rock	4
	Rock and Roll Legend	4
	Rock Pops	92
	rockfish stomach	87
	rockin' wagon	1
	rockin' wagon with a fly in it	1
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	rogue swarmer	1
	roll in the hay	20
	roll of meat	1
	roll of toilet paper	86
	rolling pin	1
	Roman sadnals	1
	Rompedores de Fantasmas	1
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	round green sunglasses	1
	round purple sunglasses	1
	royal jelly	15
	rubber axe	15
	rubber band gun	1
	rubber emo roe	64
	rubber ribcage	1
	rubber WWBD? bracelet	1
	rubber WWJD? bracelet	1
	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	1
	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	1
	ruby on canes	2
	ruby W	47
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	rum barrel charrrm bracelet	1
	runny fermented egg	1
	runny icing	1
	rusty bonesaw	2
	rusty chain necklace	1
	rusty compass	1
	rusty grave robbing shovel	13
	rusty hedge trimmers	1
	rusty metal greaves	1
	rusty metal ring	1
	rusty metal shaft	1
	rusty piece of rebar	1
	rusty speargun	1
	rxr shield	1
	S.T.L.T.	1
	sabre teeth	34
	sabre-toothed lime cub	1
	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
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	sack of doorknobs	1
	Safari Jack's moustache	1
	safarrri hat	12
	saffron antaravasaka	1
	saffron uttarasanga	1
	sake bomb	76
	salamander slurry	2
	salamander spleen	19
	Salsa de las Epocas	1
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	salt wages	1
	salty dog	15
	salty gumdrop	1
	samurai turtle	1
	samurai turtle helmet	1
	sandcastle	1
	sandpaper	1
	sandwich of the gods	1
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	Sangria de Menthe	1
	sauce of the ages	1
	saucepan	64
	Saucepanic	1
	sausage bomb	52
	sausage wonton	1
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	sawblade fragment	1
	sawblade shield	1
	Sazerorc	1
	Sazuruk-hai	1
	Scalp of Gorgolok	1
	scary death orb	1
	Schrödinger's thermos	1
	scintillating oyster egg	3
	scissor duck	1
	scorpion whip	1
	scotch on the rocks	1
	scrap of shadow	1
	scrap of sticky paper	1
	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	22
	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	35
	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	24
	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	26
	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	28
	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	21
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	scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil	1
	scroll of drastic healing	64
	scroll of pasta summoning	2
	scrumptious reagent	524
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	sea carrot	1
	sea cauliflower	1
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	sea persimmon	1
	sea radish	1
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	seal tooth	30
	seal-blubber candle	1
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	sealhide gloves	1
	sealhide moccasins	1
	sealhide snare	1
	seaode	1
	secret blend of herbs and spices	13
	secret mummy herbs and spices	2
	security flashlight	1
	self-repairing earmuffs	1
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	sewer turtle	5
	shadowy seal eye	1
	Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	1
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	shiny tribal beads	1
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	shock collar	6
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	short-handled mop	2
	shot of blackberry schnapps	1
	shot of flower schnapps	18
	shot of grapefruit schnapps	16
	shot of nepenthe schnapps	1
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	shot of rotgut	1
	shot of tomato schnapps	11
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	shredded hellseal hide	1
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	shrinking powder	2
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	shuddersword	1
	shushed potatoes	1
	signal fragment	2
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	silent B	1
	silent beret	1
	silent C	1
	silent D	1
	silent E	1
	silent F	1
	silent G	1
	silent H	1
	silent I	1
	silent J	1
	silent K	1
	silent L	1
	silent M	1
	silent N	1
	silent O	1
	silent P	1
	silent pea shooter	1
	silent Q	1
	silent R	1
	silent S	1
	silent T	1
	silent U	1
	silent V	1
	silent W	1
	silent X	1
	silent Y	1
	silent Z	1
	Silver HP-35 Calculator	1
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	silver shotgun shell	1
	silver shrimp fork	10
	silver table-scraper	1
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	silver tongue charrrm bracelet	1
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	Sinful Desires	1
	single-serving herbal stuffing	1
	six pack of Mountain Stream	32
	six tiny wedges of goat cheese	2
	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	1
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	skeleton	1
	skeleton bone	187
	skeleton key	28
	skeleton key ring	11
	skeletortoise	2
	skewer	118
	skewer-mounted razor blade	4
	ski resort souvenir crate	1
	skirt / kilt kit	11
	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	3
	slap and tickle	3
	slap and tickle with a fly in it	1
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	sleaze powder	1
	sleaze wad	1
	sleazy hi mein	2
	sleeping snowy owl	4
	sleeping stocking	1
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	slightly peevedbow	1
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	slime convention flyers	1
	slime convention pin	1
	slime convention swag bag	1
	slime convention t-shirt	1
	slimy fermented bile bladder	1
	slimy paste	1
	slimy sweetbreads	1
	slingshot	1
	Slippery Knob	1
	slippery when wet shield	1
	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	1
	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	1
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	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	1
	slug of rum	1
	slug of shochu	1
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	smart watch	1
	smiling rat	1
	smirking shrunken head	1
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	smoking grass	1
	smoky potion	16
	smudged alchemical recipe	2
	smut orc keepsake box	3
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	snake	11
	snake shield	3
	snake skin	1
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	snarling wolf shield	1
	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	12
	Sneaky Pete's key lime	24
	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	2
	sneaky wrapping paper	2
	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	5
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	snow crab	1
	Snow Queen Crown	4
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	sock monkey	2
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	soft green echo eyedrop antidote	107
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	soggy gingerbread chunk	1
	solid gold bowling ball	4
	solid gold pegleg	1
	sommelier's towel	1
	sonar-in-a-biscuit	52
	sorority brain	1
	sorority girl's box	1
	soul doorbell	1
	soul mask	1
	soul monocle	1
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	soup-chucks	1
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	souvenir ski t-shirt	7
	space bar	1
	space beast fur	1
	space beast fur pants	1
	space beast fur whip	1
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	space invader	1
	space junk	1
	space marine flash grenade	1
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	space port	1
	Space Tours Tripple	1
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	spaghetti con calaveras	1
	spaghetti cult mask	1
	spaghetti cult rosary	1
	spaghetti with ghost balls	1
	spaghetti with rock-balls	1
	spaghetti with Skullheads	1
	Spam Witch sammich	106
	spandex anniversary shorts	1
	spangly mariachi pants	1
	spangly mariachi vest	1
	spangly sombrero	1
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	sparking robo-battery	1
	sparkler	11
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	speed limit shield	1
	SPF 451 lip balm	2
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	spiced rum	1
	spices	94
	spicy bean burrito	1
	spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
	spicy jumping bean burrito	1
	spicy mushroom quesadilla	4
	spicy noodles	14
	spider web	304
	spiked femur	10
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	spiky turtle shield	1
	spiky turtle shoulderpads	1
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	spirit blanket	1
	spirit gum	1
	spirit mattress	1
	spirit pillow	1
	Spirit Precipice	1
	spirit sheet	1
	spiritual candy cane	1
	spiritual eggnog	1
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	spiritual gingerbread	2
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	spooky bark	1
	spooky bicycle chain	10
	spooky cosmetics bag	10
	spooky eggnog	2
	spooky felt	9
	spooky gravy fairy warlock hat	2
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	spooky length of string	5
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	spooky mushroom	427
	spooky mushroom wine	1
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	spooky shroomkabob	176
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	spooky wad	2
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	spring	209
	sprinkles	2
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	squirming egg sac	1
	squirmy violent party snack	1
	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	6
	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
	Staff of the Soupbone	1
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	stainless steel shillelagh	1
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	stainless steel slacks	5
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	stalk of asparagus	42
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	star	93
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	star throwing star	1
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	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	1
	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	1
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	steel drivin' hammer	1
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	stench wad	1
	Stephen's lab coat	1
	Stephen's secret formula	1
	stick	13
	stick of "gum"	1
	stick of dynamite	1
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	stick-on gnome beard	2
	stick-on mini solar panels	1
	stick-on-a-string	11
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	sticky meat pants	1
	sticky meat skirt	4
	stinkin' bindle	1
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	stinky mushroom wine	1
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	stolen sushi	2
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	stone baseball cap	7
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	stone of eXtreme power	34
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	Stooper	1
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	strawberry daiquiri	8
	strawberry pie	2
	strawberry popsicle	1
	strawberry supersucker	1
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	strawberyl	1
	string of blue beads	40
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	string of dingle balls	1
	string of green beads	44
	string of moist beads	1
	string of red beads	48
	stringy sinew	21
	Strix stix	1
	strongness elixir	80
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	studded sealhide shield	1
	stuffed alien blob	6
	stuffed angry cow	9
	stuffed astral badger	8
	stuffed baby gravy fairy	6
	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	1
	stuffed can of asparagus	1
	stuffed carpenter	1
	stuffed caterpillar	1
	stuffed Cheshire bitten	6
	stuffed cocoabo	7
	stuffed crazy bastard sword	1
	stuffed dodecapede	1
	stuffed dodo	1
	stuffed doppelshifter	28
	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	8
	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	8
	stuffed gray blob	1
	stuffed hand turkey	6
	stuffed key	1
	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	12
	stuffed martini	1
	stuffed Meat	27
	stuffed mind flayer	4
	stuffed mink	1
	stuffed monocle	1
	stuffed ninja snowman	5
	stuffed red and green pepper (stale)	1
	stuffed scary death orb	3
	stuffed shoulder parrot	40
	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	10
	stuffed snowy owl	4
	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	3
	stuffed spooky mushroom	13
	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	10
	stuffed teddy butler	11
	stuffed tin of caviar	22
	stuffed treasure chest	11
	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	5
	stuffed yo-yo	3
	stuffed zmobie	1
	stuffing	4
	stunt nuts	10
	sturdy cane	1
	sturdy Crimbo crate	10
	sturdy sword hilt	1
	stylish swimsuit	2
	styrofoam crossbow	2
	styrofoam ore	19
	styrofoam staff	1
	styrofoam sword	1
	sub-molecular interocitor	5
	sucker bucket	1
	sucker hakama	1
	sucker kabuto	1
	sucker scaffold	1
	sucker tachi	1
	sucky decal	1
	suede shortsword	1
	sugar banana	1
	sugar chapeau	1
	sugar fairy	1
	sugar shank	1
	sugar shard	3
	sugar sheet	2
	sugar shield	1
	sugar shillelagh	1
	sugar shirt	1
	sugar shorts	1
	sugar shotgun	1
	sunken chest	48
	suntan lotion of moxiousness	49
	super ka-bob	1
	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
	Super Weight-Gain 9000	1
	super-spiky hair gel	57
	super-sweet fish goo (spoiled)	1
	superamplified boom box	1
	superduperball	1
	superheated fudge	1
	superhero mask	1
	Supernova Champagne	1
	support cummerbund	20
	supportive bra	6
	surgical apron	1
	surgical mask	1
	sushi-rolling mat	1
	Swabbie™ swab	7
	swashbuckling pants	59
	sweet mochi ball	1
	sweet ninja sword	1
	sweet nutcracker	1
	sweet rims	4
	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
	swirly potion	10
	Swizzler	1
	sword behind inappropriate prepositions	5
	sword hilt	13
	sword of static	9
	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	1
	synthetic dog hair pill	1
	synthetic rock	1
	synthetic stuffing	1
	T.U.R.D.S. Key	1
	t8r tots	8
	Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	1
	Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	1
	Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	1
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	1
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	1
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	1
	taco shell	42
	tail o' nine cats	1
	tainted icing	1
	tainted seal's blood	1
	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	7
	Tales of the Word Realms	2
	talkative skull	1
	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	18
	tambourine	7
	tambourine bells	12
	tangarita with a fly in it	2
	tangerine	35
	tangle of copper wire	1
	tap shoes	2
	targeting chip	1
	tarrrnish charrrm	3
	tasket	1
	tassel	10
	tasteful black bow tie	1
	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	63
	tasty tart	1
	tattered paper crown	1
	tattered scrap of paper	3
	teddy bear	10
	teddy bear sewing kit	1
	teddy borg	1
	teddy borg sewing kit	1
	teeny-tiny magic scroll	1
	teeny-tiny ninja stars	14
	temporary tribal tattoo	1
	tempura broccoli	1
	tempura cauliflower	1
	tempura green and red bean	1
	ten-leaf clover	6
	tenderizing hammer	11
	teqiwila	1
	teqiwila slammer	1
	tequila grenade	12
	tequila sunrise	10
	tequila sunset	1
	tequila with training wheels	1
	Tequiz Navidad	1
	terrible poem	1
	Texas tea	3
	that gum you like	1
	The Art of Slapfighting	1
	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	4
	the Crymbich Manuscript	2
	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	1
	the funk	1
	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1	1
	The Joy of Wassailing	2
	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
	The Legendary Beat	1
	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
	The Necbronomicon	2
	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
	theoretical string	1
	thermos full of Knob coffee	1
	thick walrus blubber	1
	thin black candle	505
	Thinknerd T-Shirt	1
	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	1
	third ear	1
	third-hand nunchaku	3
	thistle wine	1
	three-legged pants	2
	throwing bone	1
	throwing candy	1
	throwing wrench	1
	Thwaitgold bee statuette	1
	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	1
	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	1
	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
	Tiger-lily's milk	1
	Tiki lighter	1
	time residue	1
	time sleigh	1
	tin cup of mulligan stew	1
	tin rations	1
	tiny balloon knife	1
	tiny bomb	1
	tiny bottle of absinthe	190
	tiny bowler	1
	tiny bust of Pallas	1
	tiny canopic jar	1
	tiny dancer	1
	tiny die-cast golden ring	1
	tiny die-cast killing bird	1
	tiny fly glasses	1
	tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	1
	tiny goth giant	2
	tiny house	172
	tiny knife and fork	1
	tiny makeup kit	2
	tiny maracas	1
	tiny Mountie hat	1
	tiny ninja sword	20
	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	1
	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	1
	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
	tiny plastic angry goat	1
	tiny plastic angry space marine	1
	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
	tiny plastic animelf	1
	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
	tiny plastic astronomer	1
	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
	tiny plastic barrrnacle	2
	tiny plastic batbugbear	1
	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	1
	tiny plastic beanbat	1
	tiny plastic bee swarm	1
	tiny plastic beebee gunners	1
	tiny plastic Beebee King	1
	tiny plastic beebee queue	1
	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	1
	tiny plastic blazing bat	1
	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
	tiny plastic blooper	1
	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
	tiny plastic bugaboo	1
	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
	tiny plastic buzzerker	1
	tiny plastic caboose	1
	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1
	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	1
	tiny plastic Cheer Core	1
	tiny plastic chem lab	1
	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	2
	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	1
	tiny plastic coal car	1
	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
	tiny plastic demoninja	1
	tiny plastic dining car	1
	tiny plastic disco bandit	2
	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	1
	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
	tiny plastic Dr. Awkward	1
	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
	tiny plastic Ed the Undying	1
	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
	tiny plastic Father McGruber	2
	tiny plastic Felonia	1
	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
	tiny plastic fire servant	1
	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
	tiny plastic food lab	1
	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
	tiny plastic G Imp	1
	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
	tiny plastic goth giant	1
	tiny plastic grue	1
	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	1
	tiny plastic Hellion	1
	tiny plastic hermit	1
	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1
	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
	tiny plastic killer bee	3
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
	tiny plastic Krampus	1
	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
	tiny plastic levitating potato	2
	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
	tiny plastic locomotive	1
	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	2
	tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven	1
	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
	tiny plastic mime executive	1
	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
	tiny plastic moneybee	1
	tiny plastic mosquito	1
	tiny plastic mumblebee	1
	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
	tiny plastic ninja snowman	2
	tiny plastic nog lab	1
	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	1
	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	2
	tiny plastic orphan	1
	tiny plastic passenger car	1
	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
	tiny plastic peacannon	1
	tiny plastic primary lab	1
	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
	tiny plastic reindeer	1
	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	2
	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
	tiny plastic sauceror	1
	tiny plastic scary clown	1
	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	1
	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
	tiny plastic sea elf	1
	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	2
	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
	tiny plastic stab bat	1
	tiny plastic star starfish	2
	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
	tiny plastic taco cat	1
	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
	tiny plastic The Man	1
	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
	tiny plastic Toybot	1
	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
	tiny plastic warbear	1
	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
	tiny plastic warwelf	1
	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	1
	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
	tiny plastic zmobie	1
	tiny shaker of salt	9
	tiny slimy cyst	1
	tip jar	1
	tires	99
	tisket	1
	titanium assault umbrella	17
	toast	39
	toast with jam	1
	tobiko pocky	1
	tofu casserole	6
	tofu taco	2
	tofurkey gravy	13
	tofurkey leg	12
	tofurkey nugget	1
	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	17
	tomato	199
	tomato juice of powerful power	8
	tomb ratchet	1
	tonic djinn	2
	tonic water	77
	tooth	48
	toothsome rock	6
	top	7
	torn hellseal sinew	1
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	towel	2
	toy crazy train	3
	toy Crimbot mega face	1
	toy Crimbot power glove	1
	toy Crimbot rocket legs	1
	toy Crimbot super fist	1
	toy deathbot	2
	toy hoverpad	1
	toy jet pack	3
	toy maglev monorail	1
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	toy ray gun	5
	toy soldier	4
	toy space helmet	4
	toy train	5
	toy wheel	1
	traditional Crimbo cookie	1
	Trainbot autoassembly module	1
	Trainbot circuitry	1
	Trainbot linkages	1
	Trainbot optics	1
	Trainbot plating	1
	Trainbot servomotors	1
	Trainbot slag	1
	Trainbot tubing	1
	transparent nog	1
	tree skirt	1
	tree-eating kite	12
	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
	trilobite candy mold	1
	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	1
	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	1
	troll britches	1
	Trollhouse cookies	105
	tropical Crimbo pressie	1
	tropical orchid	2
	trousers of the white knight	1
	trout fang	1
	troutpiece	1
	true grit	6
	tube of dread wax	5
	tube of hair oil	1
	tube sock	1
	Tuesday's ruby	1
	tuning fork	1
	turtle pheromones	9
	turtle totem	40
	turtle wax	1
	turtle wax helmet	1
	turtle wax shield	1
	turtlemail coif	1
	turtlemail hauberk	1
	turtling rod	1
	tuxedo shirt	2
	twinkly nuggets	2
	twinkly wad	1
	twist of lime	2
	twitching claw	1
	two-handed depthsword	1
	Typical Tavern swill	1
	Ultimate Mind Destroyer	2
	ultimate ultimate frisbee	1
	una poca de gracia	4
	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	16
	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
	uncooked chorizo	27
	Underworld trunk	1
	undissolvable contact lenses	1
	unearthed potsherd	1
	unfinished fruitcake	1
	unflavored wine cooler	3
	unidentified jerky	12
	union scalemail pants	1
	Unionize The Elves sign	1
	universal biscuit	1
	unlocked meat locker	1
	unnatural gas	1
	unquiet spirits	1
	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	27
	unsanitized scalpel	1
	unspeakable lozenges	1
	unstable DNA	1
	unstable laser battery	1
	unstable quark	1
	unused walkie-talkie	2
	unwound clockwork grapefruit	2
	urinal cake	13
	used beer	1
	Valentine	3
	valuable trinket	48
	vampire chowder	1
	vampire collar	4
	vampire duck-on-a-string	4
	vampire pearl earring	1
	vampire pearl necklace	1
	vampire pearl ring	1
	vampire pellet	1
	Van der Graaf helmet	1
	veiny spore pod	2
	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	3
	vial of baconstone juice	1
	vial of hamethyst juice	1
	vial of patchouli oil	1
	vial of The Glistening	1
	vibrating cyborg knife	1
	Vicar's Tutu	1
	viking helmet	72
	vinegar	74
	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	6
	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
	Vivian's Vitamin	1
	vodka and cranberry	4
	vodka and tonic	1
	vodka barracuda	1
	vodka gibson	1
	vodka martini	5
	Vodka Matryoshka	1
	vodka stratocaster	1
	void burger	1
	void lager	1
	void stone	1
	Volartta's bellbottoms	1
	volcanic ash	1
	volleyball	1
	vorpal blade	18
	WA	2
	wad of cotton	8
	wad of dough	342
	wad of slimy rags	1
	wad of tofu	27
	walrus ice cream	1
	walrus-tusk earring	10
	Wand of Nagamar	21
	wand of pigification	1
	war tongs	1
	warbear auto-anvil	1
	warbear badge	1
	warbear battery	1
	warbear beeping telegram	1
	warbear breakfast machine assembler	1
	warbear drone assembler	1
	warbear energy bracers	1
	warbear exhaust manifold	1
	warbear metalworking primer	1
	warbear officer requisition box	2
	warbear oil pan	1
	warbear robo-camouflage unit	1
	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	1
	warbear soda machine assembler	1
	warbear whosit	1
	warehouse key	3
	warm mushroom	1
	Warm Subject gift certificate	496
	wasabi pocky	1
	water pipe bomb	53
	water purification pills	1
	water wings	1
	water-polo cap	1
	water-polo mitt	1
	watered-down Red Minotaur	1
	waterlogged cloth	1
	waterlogged crate	1
	waterlogged leather	1
	waterlogged metal	1
	waterlogged stuffing	1
	waterlogged wood	1
	Wax Flask	1
	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	1
	wet stew	1
	wet venom duct	1
	whalebone corset	1
	wheel	9
	whimpering willow bark	1
	whip kit	13
	whisker pencil	1
	whiskey and cola	13
	whiskey and soda	4
	whiskey sour	6
	white belt	1
	white Canadian	16
	white candy heart	140
	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
	white chocolate chip brownies	1
	white chocolate chip cookies	3
	white chocolate chips	57
	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	1
	White Citadel burger	5
	White Citadel fries	4
	white class ring	7
	white collar	4
	white Crimbo ball	1
	white hat hacker T-shirt	4
	White Hyborian	1
	white lightning	40
	white picket fence	19
	white pixel	87
	white rice	45
	white satin pants	22
	white satin shield	11
	white snake skin	50
	white snakeskin duster	1
	white sword	21
	white whip	1
	white-label gin	1
	whole turkey leg	1
	wholeberd	2
	whoopie cushion	87
	wicker shield	17
	wiffle-flail	1
	wild honey pie	1
	wind-up chattering teeth	63
	windchimes	107
	windicle	1
	wine spritzer	5
	wings of fire	1
	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	11
	witty rapier	15
	wolf mask	293
	wolfman mask	1
	wonderwall shield	6
	wooden axe	3
	wooden block	7
	wooden salad bowl	1
	wooden stakes	13
	wool hat	5
	woolen cravat	1
	wooly loincloth	1
	worksite credentials	1
	world's most unappetizing beverage	1
	worn tophat	3
	worthless gewgaw	6
	worthless knick-knack	3
	worthless trinket	2
	woven baling wire bracelets	1
	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
	wrench bracelet	3
	wriggling worm	1
	wristwatch of the white knight	1
	wumpus-hair bolo	1
	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
	wumpus-hair net	1
	wumpus-hair sweater	1
	wumpus-hair whip	1
	wumpus-hair wig	1
	wussiness potion	42
	X-37 gun	1
	x-ray specs	30
	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers	1
	yabba dabba doo rag	1
	yak anorak	1
	yak skin	6
	yak toupee	1
	yak whip	1
	Yakisoba's hat	1
	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	1
	ye olde golde frontes	2
	Ye Olde Meade	1
	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	1
	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
	yellow brick road	1
	yellow candy heart	99
	yellow drunki-bear	1
	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
	yellow paisley oyster egg	4
	yellow plastic hard hat	1
	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
	yellow snowcone	80
	yellow striped oyster egg	4
	yeti fur	580
	yield shield	1
	yo	49
	yo-yo	55
	yohohoyo	13
	your own black heart	1
	yule gruel	1
	yule hatchet	1
	Yummy Tummy bean	318
	Zim Merman's guitar	1
	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
	zmobie	1
	zombie hollandaise	1
	zombie pineal gland	2
	Zoodriver	1
	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1