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Display Case for salticid (#674339)

This player is a member of the clan The Hogs of Destiny.

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salticid (#674339)

This player has 5,185 unique items and 376,756 total items in his/her display case.

	Item	Quantity
	"DRINK ME" potion	1
	"honey" dipper	1
	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
	"KICK ME" sign	1
	"meat" stick	1
	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
	1-ball	2
	1.21 jigawatts	1
	100-Watt bulb	1
	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
	2-ball	2
	25-meat staff	1
	3-ball	2
	30669 scroll	1
	33398 scroll	1
	334 scroll	1
	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
	4-ball	2
	4-d camera	1
	4-dimensional fez	1
	4-dimensional guitar	1
	4:20 bomb	1
	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
	5-ball	2
	5-hour acrimony	1
	6-ball	2
	64067 scroll	1
	668 scroll	1
	7-ball	2
	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
	7-inch discus	1
	8-ball	2
	8-billed baseball cap	1
	8-bit banana	1
	9-ball	2
	99.44% pure math	1
	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
	a butt tuba	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
	a little sump'm sump'm	1
	A muse-bouche	1
	A. W. O. L. commendation	6
	abandoned candy	1
	abominable blubber	1
	abominable snowcone	1
	Abyssal ember	1
	accidental cider	1
	accord ion	1
	accordion file	1
	Accordion of Jordion	1
	accordionoid rocca	1
	acid-squirting flower	1
	acoustic guitarrr	1
	actual reality goggles	1
	adder	1
	adder bladder	1
	adhesive tape dolly	1
	adorable seal larva	6
	aerated diving helmet	1
	affordable teak perch	1
	Agitated Turkey	1
	agua de vida	1
	airblaster gun	1
	airborne mutagen	1
	albatross necklace	1
	Alewife™ Ale	1
	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
	Alice's Army Bowman	1
	Alice's Army Cleric	1
	Alice's Army Coward	1
	Alice's Army Dervish	1
	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
	Alice's Army Guard	1
	Alice's Army Halberder	1
	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
	Alice's Army Horseman	1
	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
	Alice's Army Ninja	1
	Alice's Army Nurse	1
	Alice's Army Page	1
	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
	Alice's Army Sniper	1
	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
	Alice's Army Wallman	1
	alien drugs	1
	alien force field disruptor bean	1
	alien protein powder	1
	alien source code printout	1
	alien source code printout (used)	1
	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
	all-purpose cleaner	1
	all-purpose flower	2
	alpha-mail pants	1
	alphabet gum	1
	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	2
	amber aviator shades	1
	Ambitious Turkey	1
	ammonite candy mold	1
	ammonite fossil	1
	amok pudding	1
	amok putter	1
	amulet of extreme plot significance	1
	Amulet of Yendor	35
	ancient calendar	1
	ancient calendar fragment	1
	ancient cursed foot locker	1
	ancient frozen dinner	1
	ancient ice cream scoop	1
	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
	ancient oil painting of yourself	1
	ancient poisoned dart	1
	Ancient Protector Soda	1
	ancient protein powder	1
	Ancient Saucehelm	27
	ancient spice	1
	ancient stone fist	1
	ancient stone head	1
	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	1
	anemone nematocyst	1
	anemone sauce	1
	angel-food cake	1
	Angelhair Culottes	15
	anger blaster	3
	Angry Farmer candy	1
	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
	angry inch	1
	angst burger	1
	anise-flavored venom	1
	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
	ankleweights	1
	anniversary balloon	2
	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
	anniversary burlap belt	1
	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
	anniversary concrete fedora	1
	anniversary pewter cape	1
	anniversary safety glass vest	1
	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
	annoying pitchfork	1
	ant agonist	1
	ant antidepressant	1
	ant hoe	1
	ant pick	2
	ant pitchfork	13
	ant rake	15
	ant sickle	1
	anti-anti-antidote	1
	anticheese	1
	antimatter wad	1
	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	17
	antique accordion	1
	antique bottle of cough syrup	2
	antique bottle opener	2
	antique greaves	19
	antique hand mirror	2
	antique helmet	55
	antique machete	1
	antique packet of ketchup	11
	antique painting of a landscape	1
	antique record album	2
	antique shield	73
	antique spear	18
	antique spyglass	1
	aquamariner's ring	1
	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	1
	archaeologing shovel	2
	Argarggagarg's fang	7
	arm buzzer	1
	armgun	1
	arrowgram	1
	arrrgyle socks	1
	Arrrmetia trading card	1
	arse-a'fire elixir	1
	artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	1
	artisanal limoncello	1
	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	1
	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	1
	Artist's Spatula of Despair	1
	Artist's Whisk of Misery	1
	asbestos apron	1
	asbestos crossbow	1
	asbestos crossbow string	1
	asbestos meat stack	1
	asbestos ore	2
	asbestos staff	2
	asbestos stick	1
	asbestos sword	1
	asbestos sword hilt	1
	ASCII fu manchu	1
	ASCII shirt	4
	ash soda	1
	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
	asparagus knife	2
	asparagus lo mein	1
	asparagus stir-fry	1
	asshat	1
	astral mushroom	210
	astronaut pants	1
	Atomic Comic	1
	Atomic Pop	1
	atomic vector plotter	1
	attention spanner	1
	attorney's badge	1
	augmented-reality shades	1
	Aura Libre	1
	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
	autocalliope	1
	automatic catapult	1
	auxiliary backbone	1
	awful poetry journal	48,101
	Ax of L'rose	1
	bätzle	1
	baby killer bee	1
	babycakes	1
	backwoods banjo	1
	backwoods screwdriver	1
	bacon bath ball	10
	baconstone	1
	baconstone earring	1
	baconstone pendant	1
	baconstone ring	1
	badass belt	342
	badass pie	1
	badge of authority	1
	badger badge	1
	bag of airline peanuts	1
	bag of bones	1
	bag of Cheat-Os	1
	bag of GORF	1
	bag of GORP	1
	bag of lard	1
	bag of many confections	1
	bag of pygmy blood	1
	bag of QWOP	1
	bag of unfinished business	1
	bag of W&Ws	1
	bagged stuffed "L"	1
	baggie of powdered sugar	132
	balaclava	1
	balaclava baklava	1
	ball	11
	ball-in-a-cup	1
	ballast turtle	2
	balloon helmet	1
	balloon monkey	1
	balloon shield	1
	balloon sword	1
	ballroom blintz	1
	balsa plank	1
	bamboo bokuto	1
	banana	2
	banana cream pie	1
	banana daiquiri	1
	banana milkshake	1
	banana peel	1
	banana spritzer	2
	banana supersucker	1
	banana-frosted king cake	1
	bananagate	2
	bananarama bangle	1
	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	15
	baneful bandolier	1
	Bangyomaman battle juice	1
	banjo kazoo mount	1
	banjo strings	1
	baobab sap	1
	bar skin	1
	bar whip	1
	barbed-wire fence	1
	bargain flash powder	1
	baritone accordion	1
	bark beret	1
	bark boxers	1
	bark bracelet	1
	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	2
	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	73
	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	2
	barrel beryl choker	1
	barrrnacle	1
	barskin buckler	1
	barskin cloak	1
	barskin hat	1
	barskin loincloth	1
	barskin tent	1
	bartender-in-the-box	3
	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
	Barulio's bottle	1
	baseball	112
	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
	basic meat crossbow	1
	basic meat fez	1
	basic meat foon	1
	basic meat helmet	1
	basic meat kilt	1
	basic meat pants	1
	basic meat skirt	1
	basic meat spork	2
	basic meat staff	1
	basic meat sword	1
	bat guano	1
	bat haggis	1
	bat hat	1
	bat whip	1
	bat wing	33
	bat wing kabob	1
	bat wing stir-fry	1
	bat-ass leather jacket	1
	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
	batblade	1
	batgut	1
	bath ball gift set	43
	battered Crimbo Crate	1
	battered hubcap	1
	battery-powered drill	1
	Battlie Light Saver	1
	bazooka cozy	1
	bazookafish bubble gum	1
	Beach Buck	1
	beach glass bead	94
	beach glass necklace	1
	bean burrito	1
	beanbag chair	1
	beastly paste	1
	beaten-up Chucks	1
	beautiful rainbow	1
	beautiful soup	1
	beaver spear	1
	bed of coals	1
	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
	beefy fish meat	1
	beer basted brat	1
	beer bomb	1
	beer bong	1
	beer goggles	1
	beer helmet	1
	beer lens	1
	beer-a-pult	1
	beer-battered accordion	1
	beer-scented teddy bear	1
	beer-soaked mop	1
	beertini	1
	beery blood	1
	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
	begpwnia	1
	beholed bedsheet	1
	Beignet Milgranet	1
	bejeweled accordion strap	1
	bejeweled cufflinks	2
	bejeweled pledge pin	1
	belemnite fossil	1
	bellhop bell	1
	Belt of Howling Anger	1
	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
	bent scrap metal	1
	berries of suffering	1
	berry-infused sake	1
	Better Than Cuddling Cake	5
	bewitching boots	1
	bezoar ring	1
	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
	BGE merchandise order form	1
	BGE pocket calendar	1
	BGE shotglass	1
	BGE temporary tattoo	1
	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
	big bad voodoo mask	5
	big bass drum	1
	big boom	1
	big bundle of chamoix	1
	Big Candy's tophat	1
	big dribbly candle	1
	big glob of skin	1
	Big Punk	1
	big red button	1
	big red clown nose	1
	big rock	1
	big slimy cyst	1
	big stick	1
	big stirring stick	1
	big tun	47
	bigger stick	1
	bilge wine	694
	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
	bindlestocking	4
	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
	bird rib	8
	birdbone corset	1
	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	1
	bishop cookie	1
	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
	Bit O' Quail Spleen	1
	bit of clingfilm	12
	bit-o-cactus	1
	bite-me-red lipstick	1
	bitter bowtie	1
	bitter pill	1
	BitterSweetTarts	1
	BittyCar HotCar	1
	BittyCar SoulCar	1
	Bjorn's Hammer	2
	black & tan	58
	black belt	1
	black blade	1
	Black Body™ spray	1
	black BRICKO brick	1
	black candy heart	151
	black cherry soda	1
	black cloak	1
	black cowboy hat	1
	black eye shadow	1
	black eyedrops	1
	black facepaint	1
	black forest cake	1
	black forest ham	1
	black friar's tonsure	1
	black gold	1
	black greaves	6
	black helmet	4
	Black Hole	1
	black kettle drum	7
	black label	1
	black lotus	1
	black magic powder	1
	Black No. 2	1
	black paisley oyster egg	1
	black pension check	1
	black pepper	1
	black picnic basket	1
	black pixel	1
	black plastic oyster egg	8
	black polka-dot oyster egg	4
	black pudding	1
	black sheepskin diploma	1
	black shield	7
	black snake skin	84
	black snowcone	1
	black spot	1
	black striped oyster egg	4
	black sword	5
	black tear	1
	black velvet box	1
	black-and-blue light	1
	blackberry	1
	blackberry combat boots	1
	blackberry galoshes	1
	blackberry moccasins	1
	blackberry polite	1
	blackberry slippers	1
	Blackfly Chardonnay	109
	blammer	1
	blank fudge mold	1
	blank prescription sheet	1
	Blatantly Canadian	1
	blended frozen swill	1
	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
	blind-packed capsule toy	1
	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	1
	Bling of the New Wave	10
	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
	blob of acid	1
	blob of Alphredo™	1
	blob of wood glue	1
	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
	blood and blood	1
	blood flower	2
	Blood Light	1
	blood of the Wereseal	11
	blood sausage	1
	blood-faced volleyball	1
	blood-red mushroom wine	1
	Bloodbath	1
	bloodied surgical dungarees	1
	bloodstain stick	1
	bloody beer	49
	bloody clown pants	1
	bloody kiwitini	1
	bloody mary	7
	blowdart	2
	blue canary nightlight	1
	blue class ring	1
	Blue Diamond of Honesty	5
	blue glowstick	1
	blue grass	1
	blue oyster badge	1
	blue paisley oyster egg	13
	blue pixel	1
	blue pixel potion	1
	blue plasma ball	1
	blue plastic baby	1
	blue plastic oyster egg	17
	blue polka-dot oyster egg	25
	blue potion	1
	blue ribbon	1
	blue shell	1
	blue snowcone	1
	blue striped oyster egg	9
	blue suede shoes	1
	blue traffic cone	1
	blue tulip	1
	blue velvet cake	1
	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
	blundarrrbus	1
	blunt cat claw	1
	blunt icepick	1
	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
	bobcat grenade	1
	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
	Bohemian rhapsody	1
	boilermaker	1
	boilgun	1
	boiling seal blood	1
	Boletus Broletus mushroom	1
	bone abacus	1
	bone aperitif	1
	bone bandoneon	1
	bone bons	1
	bone chips	1
	bone collar	1
	bone flute	9
	bone rattle	1
	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
	Bonerdagon necklace	256
	Bonestabber	1
	bonsai tree	1
	booby trap	1
	book of matches	1
	boot knife	1
	BOOterfinger	1
	BOOtonniere	1
	booty chest charrrm	1
	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
	boozebomb	1
	Boozehounds Anonymous token	3
	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
	borg sock monkey	1
	boring spaghetti	1
	Boris's key lime	1
	Boris's key lime pie	1
	Boris's ring	20
	borrowed time	1
	Boss Bat bling	65
	Boss Bat britches	185
	Boss Drops	1
	bottle of alcohol	67
	bottle of black cat tonic	1
	bottle of Blank-Out	1
	bottle of bubbles	1
	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
	bottle of cooking sherry	16
	bottle of Definit	1
	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
	bottle of drinkin' gas	1
	bottle of Evermore	1
	bottle of fire	1
	bottle of gin	1
	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
	bottle of goofballs	285
	bottle of Greedy Dog	1
	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
	bottle of laundry sherry	1
	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
	bottle of lighter fluid	1
	bottle of limeade	1
	bottle of melodramamine	2
	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
	bottle of moontan lotion	1
	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
	bottle of Old Pugilist	1
	bottle of Ooze-O	22
	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
	bottle of Pete's Sake	3
	bottle of Pinot Renoir	17
	bottle of pirate juice	1
	bottle of popskull	30
	bottle of Professor Beer	1
	bottle of realpagne	5
	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
	bottle of rum	1
	bottle of sake	1
	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
	bottle of tequila	1
	bottle of ultravitamins	7
	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	12
	bottle of vodka	1
	bottle of whiskey	1
	bottle of wine	1
	bottle opener belt buckle	1
	bottlecap turtle	1
	bottled inspiration	1
	bottled swamp gas	1
	boulder	13
	bounty-hunting helmet	1
	bounty-hunting pants	1
	bounty-hunting rifle	1
	bouquet of circular saw blades	2
	bow staff	1
	bowl of cottage cheese	1
	bowl of fishysoisse	1
	bowl of Jeal-O	1
	bowl of lucky charms	1
	bowl of maggots	1
	bowl of marinade	1
	bowl of mummy guts	1
	bowl of rye sprouts	1
	Bowl of Scorpions	1
	bowlegged pants	1
	bowler	1
	bowling ball	1
	box	1
	box of Dweebs	1
	box of Familiar Jacks	1
	box of hammers	1
	box of hickory chips	2
	box of Pokëmann band-aids	1
	box of sunshine	361
	box turtle	1
	box-in-the-box	1
	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
	boxed champagne	1
	boxed wine	1
	boxing glove	1
	boxing glove on a spring	1
	boxing-glove-in-a-box	1
	Brain Food Pastaco	1
	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
	brains casserole	1
	BRAINS shorts	1
	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
	brainy skull	1
	Bram's choker	1
	brand new key	1
	brass abacus	1
	brass crank handle	1
	brass dorsal fin	1
	brass Dreadsylvanian flask	1
	brass gear	1
	brass stinger	1
	brass turkey knuckles	1
	brazen bracelet	1
	breadchucks	1
	breaded beer	1
	breakfast mess	1
	breakfast miracle	1
	breath mint	1
	brick	39
	brick of sand	1
	BRICKO bat	1
	BRICKO brick	1
	BRICKO bulwark	1
	BRICKO elephant	1
	BRICKO eye brick	1
	BRICKO hat	1
	BRICKO octopus	1
	BRICKO ooze	1
	BRICKO oyster	1
	BRICKO pants	1
	BRICKO pearl	1
	BRICKO python	1
	BRICKO stud	1
	BRICKO sword	1
	BRICKO trunk	1
	BRICKO turtle	1
	BRICKO vacuum cleaner	1
	briefcase	1
	brigand brittle	1
	Bright Water	1
	Brimstone Beret	1
	Brimstone Bludgeon	1
	Brimstone Boxers	1
	Brimstone Bracelet	1
	Brimstone Brooch	2
	Brimstone Bunker	1
	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
	brine	1
	briny vinegar	1
	brittle plastic handle	1
	brocolate brogurt	1
	broken beer bottle	1
	broken BRICKO brick	1
	broken carburetor	1
	broken clock	1
	broken El Vibrato drone	1
	broken glass grenade	1
	broken skull	100
	broken sword	1
	broken warbear gyrocopter	1
	bronze breastplate	1
	bronze handcuffs	1
	bronzed locust	116
	BROS Energy Drink	1
	brown crock marble	1
	brown felt tophat	1
	brown pixel	1
	brown plastic baby	1
	brown sugar cane	1
	bubble bauble bow	1
	bubble-wrap simulator	1
	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	1
	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	1
	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	1
	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
	bubblewrap crossbow	1
	bubblewrap ore	57
	bubblewrap staff	1
	bubblewrap sword	1
	bubblin' crude	1
	bubbling tempura batter	1
	bubbly potion	1
	bucket of anniversary lard	1
	bucket of honey	1
	bucket of wine	1
	buckler buckle	1
	buckyball	12
	buffalo blade	1
	bug paste	1
	bugbear beanie	40
	bugbear bungguard	97
	bugbear detector	1
	bugbear purification pill	1
	Bugbearclaw Donut	1
	bugged bÃ¶n±Ã©t	1
	bugged balaclava	1
	bugged beanie	1
	Bulky Buddy Box	1
	bull blubber	1
	bullet-proof corduroys	1
	bum cheek	1
	bumblebee marble	1
	bunch of bananas	1
	bunch of square grapes	1
	bungle in the jungle	3
	bunny liver	1
	buoybottoms	3
	burnt flower	1
	burrowgrub hive	1
	BURT	318
	bus pass	1
	butterfly knife	1
	Buttery Knob	1
	button rouge	1
	buzzing mushroom wine	1
	Byte	1
	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	1
	C.B.F.G.	1
	C.H.U.M. chum	1
	C.H.U.M. knife	22
	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
	cactus fruit	1
	cactus monocle	1
	caipifruta	1
	calavera concertina	1
	calle de miel	1
	camouflage T-shirt	1
	Camp Scout pup tent	1
	can cannon	3
	can of Adultwitch™	1
	can of Binarrrca	59
	can of black paint	1
	can of Brütalbräu	1
	can of CRIMBCOLA	1
	can of depilatory cream	3
	can of Drooling Monk	1
	can of fake snow	1
	can of franks 'n' beans	1
	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	4
	can of Impetuous Scofflaw	1
	can of maces	3
	can of Red Minotaur	25
	can of sardines	152
	can of spinach	5
	can of starch	2
	can of sterno	10
	can of Swiller	27
	Can-Can skirt	2
	can-can-in-a-can	23
	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	34
	can-you-dig-it?	5
	Candicaine	1
	candied bolts	9
	candied kobold	8
	candied nuts	11
	candied pecan	1
	candied yam pinky ring	1
	candied yams	64
	Candy Alexander	1
	candy brain	2
	candy cane	90
	candy cane candygram	1
	candy cigarette	31
	candy crayons	1
	candy kneecapping stick	1
	candy knife	13
	candy knuckles	1
	candy mountain oyster	1
	candy skeleton	11
	candy stake	1
	candy UFOs	1
	candycaine powder	1
	cane-mail pants	1
	cane-mail shirt	1
	cannonball charrrm	245
	canopic jar	332
	canteen of wine	1
	cap gun	23
	capacitor relay	1
	carbon nanotube frame	1
	carbonated soy milk	206
	carbonated water lily	3
	cardboard box turtle	1
	cardboard crossbow	1
	cardboard katana	20
	cardboard ore	122
	cardboard staff	1
	cardboard sword	1
	cardboard wakizashi	64
	caret	14
	carob brownies	2
	carob cannon	1
	carob chunk cookies	5
	carob chunk noodles	2
	carob chunks	75
	carrot cake	2
	carrot claret	1
	carrot juice	5
	carrot nose	78
	carton of rotten eggs	766
	carton of snake milk	14
	cartoon heart	2
	casino pass	229
	cast	528
	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
	cat appendix	321
	catfish whiskers	167
	catgut	497
	catgut taco	18
	catskin buckler	2
	catskin cap	2
	catsup	1
	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
	celestial carrot juice	1
	celestial olive oil	1
	celestial squid ink	1
	Cement Mixer	1
	cement sandals	2
	censored can label	2
	centipede eggs	153
	centurion helmet	2
	Cerebral Cloche	2
	Cerebral Crossbow	2
	Cerebral Culottes	3
	chain-mail monokini	1
	chainsaw chain	1
	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
	chamoisole	1
	chaos butterfly	2,213
	chaos popcorn	1
	charged magnet	1
	charming flute	79
	charpuce jub-jub bird	7
	charrrm bracelet	1
	cheap Chinese beer	1
	cheap cigar butt	17
	cheap clip-on ninja tie	1
	cheap elven gloves	2
	cheap plastic blowgun	5
	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
	cheap plastic kazoo	1
	cheap studded belt	622
	cheap wind-up clock	95
	cheesy eagle sauce	1
	cheezburger	1
	chef skull	2
	chef's hat	487
	chef-in-the-box	1
	cherry	18
	Cherry Cloaca Cola	11
	cherry pie	80
	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
	Chester's bag of candy	1
	Chester's cutoffs	2
	Chester's moustache	1
	Chester's sunglasses	1
	chewable paper	21
	chewing gum on a string	1
	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
	chicle de salchicha	1
	children of the candy corn	12
	Chinese curse words	7
	chintzy accordion pin	7
	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
	chintzy noodle ring	8
	chintzy saucepan earring	11
	chintzy seal pendant	4
	chintzy turtle brooch	1
	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	132
	chiptune guitar	1
	chisel	2
	chitinous pod	1
	chlorine crystal	15
	chloroform rag	95
	choco-Crimbot	1
	chocolate bath ball	9
	chocolate cow bone	1
	chocolate disco ball	7
	chocolate filthy lucre	4
	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	1
	chocolate pasta spoon	2
	chocolate saucepan	24
	chocolate seal-clubbing club	6
	chocolate spurs	2
	chocolate stolen accordion	13
	chocolate turtle totem	7
	chocolate-covered caviar	1
	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	2
	chocolate-frosted king cake	7
	chocolate-stained collar	1
	chocotini	1
	chopsticks	69
	Chori Zo trading card	1
	chorizo brownies	30
	chorizo taco	238
	chrome crossbow	11
	chrome crossbow string	1
	chrome helmet turtle	5
	chrome ore	266
	chrome staff	8
	chrome stick	1
	chrome sword	11
	chrome sword hilt	1
	Chroner	1
	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
	chunk of hot iron	5
	chunk of rock salt	12
	cigarette lighter	18
	cinnamon cannoli	1
	cinnamon troll doll	1
	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	1
	citrus-infused sake	1
	classy monkey	20
	Claw of the Infernal Seal	4
	clay peace-sign bead	81
	Claybender glasses	27
	Climate Colada	1
	clingfilm cap	1
	clingfilm slippers	1
	clingfilm tangle	1
	clingfilm trousers	1
	Cloaca Cola Polar	158
	Cloaca grenade	5
	Cloaca-Cola	101
	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	15
	Cloaca-Cola helmet	10
	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
	Cloaca-Cola shield	16
	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	7
	clock-cleaning hammer	3
	clockwork bartender head	1
	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	1
	clockwork chef head	2
	clockwork chef-in-the-box	1
	clockwork claws	1
	clockwork clockwise dome	1
	clockwork counterclockwise dome	1
	clockwork crossbow	1
	clockwork detective skull	1
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	clockwork key	30
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	clockwork rod	1
	clockwork shank	1
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	clockwork spine	1
	clockwork staff	1
	clockwork thingamajig	1
	clockwork trench coat	1
	clockwork widget	1
	cloudy potion	706
	clove-flavored lip balm	6
	clown hammer	151
	clown shoes	58
	clown skin	222
	clown whip	3
	clown wig	1
	clownskin belt	1
	clownskin buckler	1
	clownskin harness	1
	club necklace	7
	club of the five seasons	1
	club sandwich	14
	clumsiness bark	4
	cluster of hops	1
	clutch of dodecapede eggs	42
	coal dust	31
	coal shovel	15
	cob of corn	8
	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	131
	cocktail napkin	543
	cocktail onion	1
	cocoa egg	2
	cocoa eggshell fragment	848
	coconut shell	1
	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	23
	Codpiece of the Goblin King	179
	coffin lid	44
	cog	1
	cog and sprocket assembly	4
	Coinspiracy	1
	Colander of Em-er'il	16
	cold and sour sauce	1
	cold hi mein	1
	Cold Hots candy	1,850
	cold mashed potatoes	92
	cold ninja mask	15
	cold nuggets	73
	Cold One	1
	cold powder	3
	cold seal sweat	1
	cold wad	1
	cold water bottle	67
	cold-filtered water	19
	collapsible baton	2
	collection of tiny spooky objects	27
	cologne of contempt	1
	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	8
	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	12
	colored-light "necklace"	1
	colorful plastic ball	1
	colorful toad	134
	comb jelly	1
	combat fan	6
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	comfy coffin	1
	commemorative war stein	2
	communications windchimes	472
	complex mushroom wine	1
	complicated lock impression	1
	compressed air canister	1
	compression stocking	178
	computronic processing unit	1
	concentrated cordial of concentration	1
	concentrated garbage juice	1
	concentrated magicalness pill	44
	concoction of clumsiness	2
	confiscated cell phone	41
	confiscated comic book	37
	confiscated love note	47
	confusing LED clock	246
	congratulatory cake	1
	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
	Cookbook of the Damned	2
	cookie cookie	2
	Cool Brunch Pastaco	1
	cool cat elixir	2
	cool iron breastplate	1
	cool iron greaves	1
	cool iron helmet	1
	cool mushroom	7
	cool mushroom wine	1
	cool whip	1
	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	3
	copper ha'penny charrrm	258
	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	1
	cordial of concentration	2
	corn holder	52
	corncob pipe	3
	corned-beef Reuben	2
	cornuthaum	76
	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	2
	Corpse Island iced tea	1
	corpse on the beach	1
	corpsedriver	1
	corpsetini	1
	correction fluid	85
	corroded breeches	1
	corrosive cowl	1
	corrupted bird DNA	1
	corrupted data	20
	corrupted stardust	1
	Cosmic Calorie	1,925
	costume sword	42
	cottage	1
	cotton candy bale	1
	cotton candy cone	1
	cotton candy cordial	1
	cotton candy pillow	1
	cotton candy pinch	1
	cotton candy plug	1
	cotton candy skoshe	1
	cotton candy smidgen	1
	cozy scimitar	1
	cracker	6
	cranberries	347
	cranberry cordial	6
	crappy brain	41
	crappy camera	5
	crappy Mer-kin mask	1
	crappy Mer-kin tailpiece	1
	crappy waiter disguise	32
	crate of firebombs	33
	crate of fish meat	1
	crayon shavings	249
	crazy hobo notebook	47
	crazy little Turkish delight	4,055
	Crazymaker	1
	cream of pointy mushroom soup	5
	cream pie	1
	cream stout	130
	creamsicle	258
	creepy doll head	10
	creepy ginger ale	24
	creepy voice box	11
	creepy voodoo doll	1
	creepy-ass club	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
	CRIMBCO mug	121
	CRIMBCO scrip	30
	CRIMBCO wine	133
	CRIMBCOIDS mints	1
	CRIMBCOLOAF	1
	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
	Crimbo candied pecan	730
	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	16
	Crimbo Credit	20
	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
	Crimbo fudge	662
	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
	Crimbo peppermint bark	697
	Crimbo pie	7
	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
	Crimbo tree flocker	1
	Crimbo ukulele	1
	Crimbomega drive chain	1
	Crimbomination Contraption	1
	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
	Crimbot battery	1
	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	2
	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	2
	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	2
	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	3
	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	2
	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	2
	Crimboween memo	1
	Crimbuck	371
	crimsilion jub-jub bird	4
	croquet hedgehog	1
	crossbow string	1
	crotchety pants	1
	crowbar	23
	crowbarrr	32
	Crown of the Goblin King	158
	crown-shaped beanie	2
	crude crudités	1
	crude voodoo doll	30
	cruelty-free wine	263
	crumbling rat skull	3
	crumpled felt fedora	1
	crusty hula hoop	5
	crystal skeleton vodka	1
	crystal skull	2
	CSA all-purpose soap	197
	CSA bravery badge	433
	CSA cheerfulness ration	118
	CSA obedience grenade	492
	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	253
	cube of billiard chalk	9
	cube of ectoplasm	4
	cuddly teddy bear	1
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	cup of infinite pencils	2
	cup of lukewarm tea	1
	cup of primitive beer	602
	curdflinger	1
	curmudgel	44
	cursed black pearl onion	2
	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
	cursed bottle of rum	1
	cursed breeches	1
	cursed cannonball	2
	cursed cutlass	1
	cursed dirty joke scroll	1
	cursed eyepatch	1
	cursed piece of thirteen	1
	Cursed Punch	1
	cursed scrunchie	1
	cursed sea biscuit	1
	cursed voodoo skull	1
	custard pie	1
	cyber-mattock	1
	cyborg doll	2
	cyborg stompin' boot	1
	cyclops eyedrops	4
	cymbal syrup	154
	D roll	163
	d10	1
	d12	1
	d20	1
	d4	1
	d6	1
	d8	1
	Daffy Taffy	1,129
	daisy	1
	damp old wallet	2
	dance card	99
	dancing fan	6
	dangerous jerkcicle	21
	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	4
	dark hamethyst ring	2
	dark porquoise ring	2
	dark potion	72
	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
	das boot	1
	day-old beer	3
	dead guy's watch	213
	dead lights pie	1
	dead meat bun	1
	deadly lampshade	4
	death blossom	3
	decaying goldfish liver	38
	decaying wooden oar	1
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	decorative fountain	154
	defective skull	159
	dehydrated caviar	585
	delectable catalyst	1
	delectable fire ant	665
	delicious candy	16
	delicious comfit?	1
	delicious noodles	21
	delicious salad	23
	delicious shimmering moth	172
	delicious spicy noodles	12
	delicious stinkbug	11
	delicious swamp muck	44
	deluxe fax machine	1
	deluxe layer cake	1
	demon buckler	1
	demon skin	328
	demon whip	1
	demon-horned hat	1
	demonic paste	1
	demonic surgical gloves	2
	denim axe	4
	dense meat crossbow	1
	dense meat stack	1
	dense meat staff	1
	dented harmonica	42
	dented spoon	218
	deodorant	95
	depantsing bomb	338
	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	3
	depleted Grimacite shinguards	1
	depleted uranium seal figurine	6
	desiccated apricot	728
	designer handbag	13
	desktop zen garden	1
	detective skull	4
	dethklok	1
	detour shield	1
	devil's-food cake	1
	deviled egg	1
	devilish folio	5
	dew yoana salacious lei	1
	diabolical crossbow	1
	diamond necklace	10
	diamond-studded cane	50
	diamond-studded fronts	1
	dice-shaped backpack	1
	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	162
	didgeridooka	684
	Diet Cloaca Cola	10
	digital key lime	1
	digital key lime pie	1
	digital underground potion	2
	dilapidated wizard hat	4
	dill	78
	dingy planks	1
	dinner roll	176
	dire fudgesicle	99
	dirty hobo gloves	114
	disassembled clover	1
	disbelief suspenders	17
	Disco 'Fro Pick	16
	disco ball	1
	Disco Banjo	1
	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	1
	disco horoscope (Aries)	1
	disco horoscope (Leo)	1
	disco horoscope (Taurus)	1
	disco mask	1
	discocktail	1
	disease	520
	disembodied brain	35
	disembodied smile	7
	dishrag	20
	disintegrating barrel	73
	disintegrating quill pen	544
	disintegrating sheet music	1
	disintegrating spiky collar	2
	displaced fish	74
	disposable instant camera	35
	distilled fortified wine	6
	distressed denim pants	1
	disturbing fanfic	1
	divine blowout	1
	divine can of silly string	1
	divine champagne flute	1
	divine champagne popper	1
	divine cracker	1
	divine noisemaker	1
	diving muff	3
	DNOTC Box	3
	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	166
	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	153
	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	60
	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	9
	dog ointment	1
	Dogsgotnonoz pills	7
	doll-eye amulet	2
	dollar-sign bag	13
	dollop of barbecue sauce	268
	Dolphin King's crown	108
	dolphin whistle	2
	donkey flipbook	8
	dope gangsta bling-bling	8
	dope wheels	96
	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
	double-barreled sling	72
	double-ice box	1
	double-ice britches	1
	double-ice cap	16
	double-ice gum	11
	doubt cannon	3
	dove DNA	1
	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	39
	drab sonata	304
	drafty drawers	1
	draggin' ball hat	59
	dragon snaps	36
	dragonfish caviar	3
	Dramatic™ range	1
	dreadful roast	1
	dreadlock whip	13
	Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	1
	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	97
	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	4
	dress pants	25
	dried face	240
	dripping meat crossbow	2
	dripping meat staff	1
	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	1
	droll monocle	19
	drone self-destruct chip	8
	droopy doll eye	19
	drop of water-37	36
	Drowsy Sword	234
	drum machine	2
	drum of pomade	2
	drum of tommy ammo	30
	Drunken Astrophysicist	1
	dry cleaning receipt	106
	dry martini	1
	dry noodles	1
	drywall axe	110
	duck-on-a-string	1
	duct tape	27
	duct tape buckler	1
	duct tape dockers	1
	duct tape fedora	1
	duct tape shirt	1
	duct tape sword	1
	dueling banjo	2
	dull fish scale	211
	dumb mud	18
	Dump Truck	1
	Dungeon Fist gauntlet	1
	dungeoneer's dungarees	23
	dungeoneering kit	4
	duonoculars	7
	Duskwalker fangs	18
	Duskwalker syringe	48
	dusty animal cranium	1
	dusty animal jawbone	1
	dusty animal pelvis	1
	dusty animal skull	1
	dusty barrel	40
	dusty bottle of Marsala	310
	dusty bottle of Merlot	385
	dusty bottle of Muscat	278
	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	417
	dusty bottle of Port	421
	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	257
	dusty Crimbo crate	1
	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	3
	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	1
	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty first caudal vertebra	1
	dusty first cervical vertebra	1
	dusty first lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty first thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	1
	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty left clavicle	1
	dusty left eighth rib	1
	dusty left eleventh rib	1
	dusty left femur	2
	dusty left fibula	1
	dusty left fifth rib	3
	dusty left first front claw	1
	dusty left first rear claw	1
	dusty left first rib	1
	dusty left fourth front claw	1
	dusty left fourth rear claw	1
	dusty left fourth rib	1
	dusty left humerus	1
	dusty left kneecap	1
	dusty left ninth rib	1
	dusty left radius	1
	dusty left scapula	3
	dusty left second front claw	1
	dusty left second rear claw	1
	dusty left second rib	1
	dusty left seventh rib	1
	dusty left sixth rib	2
	dusty left tenth rib	1
	dusty left third front claw	1
	dusty left third rear claw	1
	dusty left third rib	1
	dusty left thumb	1
	dusty left tibia	1
	dusty left twelfth rib	1
	dusty left ulna	1
	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty right clavicle	2
	dusty right eighth rib	1
	dusty right eleventh rib	1
	dusty right femur	1
	dusty right fibula	2
	dusty right first rib	1
	dusty right fourth front claw	1
	dusty right fourth rear claw	2
	dusty right fourth rib	6
	dusty right humerus	3
	dusty right second rib	1
	dusty right tenth rib	2
	dusty right third front claw	2
	dusty right third rib	5
	dusty right twelfth rib	1
	dusty second caudal vertebra	1
	dusty second lumbar vertebra	2
	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	1
	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	1
	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	2
	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty third cervical vertebra	1
	dwarf bread	20
	dwarvish magazine	6
	dwarvish war helmet	1
	dwarvish war kilt	1
	dwarvish war mattock	1
	Dweebisol™ inhaler	110
	Dyspepsi grenade	3
	Dyspepsi-Cola	455
	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	6
	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	12
	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	6
	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	1
	eagle feather	15
	eagle's milk	18
	ear poison	1
	Earring of Fire	2
	Earth and Firewater	1
	Earth, Wind and Firewater	2
	easter egg balloon	376
	Eau de Guaneau	6
	Ecto-Cooler	1
	ectoplasm au jus	11
	eel battery	1
	eel sauce	5
	eel skin	1
	eelskin hat	1
	eelskin pants	1
	eelskin shield	2
	eerily silent box	1
	Effermint™ tablets	390
	effervescent potion	479
	effluvious emerald	27
	eggbeater	17
	eggman noodles	1
	eggnog	38
	El Sombrero De Lopez	24
	El Vibrato drone	1
	El Vibrato energy spear	1
	El Vibrato helmet	1
	El Vibrato leg guards	1
	El Vibrato power sphere	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	12
	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	2
	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	7
	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	13
	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	12
	Elder Turtle Shell	15
	eldritch dough	2
	electric copperhead potion	5
	electric crutch	28
	electric snakebite	26
	electrical thingamabob	2
	electronic dulcimer pants	1
	elegant nightstick	5
	elephant stinger	7
	eleven-foot pole	60
	elevenderizing hammer	1
	elevennis shoes	1
	elevent	1
	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
	Elfin shortbread	5
	Elizabeth's Dollie	2
	Elizabeth's paintbrush	3
	Ellsbury's journal	3
	Ellsbury's skull	1
	Elmley shades	32
	*elven limbos* gingerbread**	1
	elven hardtack	881
	elven magi-pack	1,036
	elven medi-pack	945
	elven socks	1
	elven squeeze	172
	elven suicide capsule	1
	empty agua de vida bottle	2,490
	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	23
	empty meat tank	42
	enchanted barbell	52
	enchanted bean	60
	enchanted bean burrito	4
	enchanted brass knuckles	1
	enchanted eyepatch	2
	Enchanted Flyswatter	1
	enchanted handwarmer	5
	enchanted muesli	56
	enchanted toothpick	11
	enchantlers	1
	encoder ring	169
	Energy Buzz Pastaco	1
	energy drink IV	357
	ennui-flavored potato chips	267
	enormous belt buckle	240
	enormous hoop earring	71
	Ent cider	69
	epic wad	5
	equal sign	1
	eraser nubbin	17
	escargotsicle	9
	essential tofu	1
	eternal car battery	2
	Everlasting Deckswabber	9
	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
	evil golden arch	256
	evil golden arches	8
	evil teddy bear sewing kit	1
	evil-ass club	1
	exotic jungle fruit	3
	exotic orchid	1
	expensive cigar	2
	experimental serum G-9	4
	experimental serum P-00	11
	exploding hacky-sack	19
	explosion-flavored chewing gum	120
	extra-fancy ring setting	1
	extra-flat panini	47
	extra-greasy slider	10
	extra-large palm-frond toupee	3
	extra-see-thru nightie	1
	extra-spicy bloody mary	3
	extra-strength red potion	1
	extra-strength rubber bands	1
	extra-strength strongness elixir	10
	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	36
	eXtreme meat crossbow	2
	eXtreme meat staff	1
	eXtreme meat sword	3
	eXtreme mittens	148
	eXtreme nose ring	13
	eXtreme scarf	121
	extremely skinny jeans	25
	extremely wet T-shirt	24
	eye of newt	378
	eye of the Tiger-lily	11
	eye-pod	3
	eyedrops of newt	1
	eyedrops of the ermine	1
	eyepatch	312
	f3d0r4	53
	fabric hardener	77
	fabric softener	70
	facehugging alien	20
	facsimile dictionary	70
	fairy gravy boat	13
	fake blood	6
	fake fake vomit	149
	fake hand	113
	fake plastic grass	1
	false eyelashes	2
	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
	fancy ball mask	1
	fancy bath salts	781
	fancy beef jerky	1
	fancy beer bottle	1
	fancy beer label	1
	fancy black tie	1
	fancy blue potion	1
	fancy chocolate	1
	fancy dress ball	23
	fancy opera glasses	32
	fancy seashell necklace	2
	fancy tophat	1
	fancy tuxedo pants	1
	Fantasma en la Máquina	2
	fat bottom quark	45
	fat loot token	4
	fat stacks of cash	137
	fat wallet	1
	FDKOL commendation	29,793
	FDKOL fire hose	1
	FDKOL tattoo	1
	fear condenser	3
	felt	1
	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	153
	fermenting powder	1
	ferret bait	735
	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
	fertilized ghuol egg	2
	festive holiday hat	1
	festive sausage	17
	fetid feather	14
	fettucini épines Inconnu	19
	fettucini Inconnu	2
	fez of etymology	2
	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
	fiery wing	4
	figurine of a charred seal	18
	figurine of a cold seal	14
	figurine of a cute baby seal	44
	figurine of a shadowy seal	11
	figurine of a sleek seal	9
	figurine of a slippery seal	5
	figurine of a stinking seal	13
	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	58
	figurine of an ancient seal	6
	figurine of an armored seal	49
	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	266
	filet of The Fish	4
	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
	filthy child leash	1
	filthy corduroys	1
	filthy knitted dread sack	1
	filthy lucre	47
	filthy pestle	40
	filthy poultice	1
	fine aged cheddarwurst	10
	fine wine	114
	finger cuffs	79
	finger cymbals	80
	finger exerciser	205
	fire	1
	fire axe	1
	fire flower	12
	fire of unknown origin	19
	fire poi	354
	fireball	16
	firebomb	29
	fireclutch	69
	fireman's helmet	1
	first-aid pouch	12
	fish bazooka	2
	fish juice box	1
	fish scimitar	1
	fish stick	1
	fish stick cozy	1
	fish-liver oil	161
	fishbone belt	1
	fishbone bracers	1
	fishbone catcher's mitt	1
	fishbone corset	1
	fishbone facemask	1
	fishbone fins	1
	fishbone kneepads	1
	fishy fish	5
	fishy fish casserole	12
	fishy fish lasagna	1
	fishy paste	1
	fishy pipe	1
	fishy wand	2
	fitness wristband	1
	Fitspiration™ poster	22
	fixed-gear bicycle	54
	fizzy potion	49
	flamin' bindle	4
	Flamin' Whatshisname	1
	Flaming Caipiranha	1
	flaming cardboard sword	2
	flaming crutch	27
	flaming feather	54
	flaming glowsticks	1
	Flaming Knob	1
	Flaming Mohobo	1
	flaming mushroom	10
	flaming mushroom wine	1
	flaming nose	1
	Flaming Sazerorc	1
	flaming sword	9
	flaming talons	41
	flamingo mallet	1
	flange	61
	flaregun	443
	flashing novelty button	1
	flask flops	60
	flask of Amontillado	1
	flask of baconstone juice	1
	flask of embalming fluid	1
	flask of Gnomochloric acid	1
	flask of hamethyst juice	1
	flask of porquoise juice	1
	flask of rainwater	1
	Flaskfull of Hollow	1
	flat cider	1
	flat dough	10
	flavored foot massage oil	687
	flavorless gruel	33
	flayed mind	16
	fleetwood chain	20
	fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	1
	fleetwood macaroni	1
	flimsy clipboard	58
	flirtatious feather	88
	floaty pebbles	1
	floaty sand	1
	floorboard cruft	8
	floral print shirt	1
	floral-print skirt	3
	flower petal pie	1
	flowing hippy skirt	73
	fluid of fudge-finding	1
	fluorescent lightbulb	2
	flute of flat champagne	142
	flyest of shirts	4
	Flying Caipiranha	1
	flypaper staff	1
	flytrap pellet	16
	foam commodore's hat	1
	foam dart	829
	foam naval trousers	1
	foam noodle	8
	foetid seal tear	1
	Fog Murderer	1
	foggy glass globe	3
	foie gras	1
	folder (barbarian)	1
	folder (blue)	1
	folder (catfish)	1
	folder (cyan)	5
	folder (D-Team)	10
	folder (dancing dolphins)	1
	folder (Ex-Files)	1
	folder (green)	1
	folder (heavy metal)	66
	folder (holographic fractal)	1
	folder (Jackass Plumber)	1
	folder (Knight Writer)	1
	folder (KOLHS)	3
	folder (magenta)	1
	folder (owl)	1
	folder (rainbow unicorn)	15
	folder (red)	1
	folder (Seawolf)	1
	folder (skull and crossbones)	1
	folder (smiley face)	10
	folder (space skeleton)	7
	folder (sports car)	38
	folder (sportsballs)	54
	folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	1
	folder (tranquil landscape)	1
	folder (wizard)	12
	folder (Yedi)	63
	folder (yellow)	3
	foolscap fool's cap	53
	foon	1
	foon of fearfulness	1
	foon of fleshiness	1
	foon of foulness	1
	foon of frigidity	2
	foon of fulmination	2
	foot-long hot daub	1
	football helmet	1
	forbidden danish	1
	forbidden sausage	2
	foreign box	1
	forest spirit rattle	3
	forest tears	8
	fortune cookie	26
	fossilized baboon skull	1
	fossilized bat skull	1
	fossilized demon skull	1
	fossilized limb	1
	fossilized necklace	1
	fossilized serpent skull	1
	fossilized spider skull	1
	fossilized spike	1
	fossilized spine	1
	fossilized torso	1
	fossilized wing	2
	fossilized wyrm skull	1
	fountain 'soda'	6
	Frankly Mr. Shank	3
	Frat Army FGF	175
	frat brats	22
	frayed rope belt	3
	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	6
	freezerburned ice cube	1
	freezin' bindle	1
	French bronilla brogurt	1
	French slippers	1
	french-fry grabber	1
	freshwater fishbone	69
	freshwater pearl necklace	28
	fricasseed brains	59
	Friendliness Beverage	147
	friendly cheez blob	25
	frightful feather	32
	frigid air mattress	1
	frigid fudgepuck	1
	frigid hankyū	14
	frigid mote	1
	frigid ninja stars	671
	frigid-ass club	1
	frilly shirt	20
	frilly skirt	209
	Frogade	1
	Frost™ brand sword	1
	frost-rimed seal hide	9
	frostbite-flavored Hob-O	1
	frosty halo	25
	Frosty's arm	1
	Frosty's carrot	1
	Frosty's frosty mug	9
	Frosty's iceball	1
	Frosty's nailbat	1
	Frosty's old silk hat	1
	Frosty's snowball sack	1
	Frown Exerciser	1
	frozen banquet	2
	frozen danish	2
	frozen feather	132
	frozen Mob Penguin	1
	frozen mushroom	5
	frozen nunchaku	23
	frozen turtle shell	1
	fruitcake	1
	fruity girl swill	5
	Fu Manchu Wax	2
	fudge bunny	1
	fudge cube	1
	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	5
	fudge lily	1
	fudge pocket square	1
	fudge spork	1
	fudge-shaped hole in space-time	1
	fudgecule	3,788
	fudgesicle	1
	Fudgie Roll	2
	Fun-Guy spore	52
	funky dried mushroom	845
	funny bone	23
	furniture dolly	140
	furry fur	1
	furry green earmuffs	1
	furry halo	4
	furry kilt	1
	furry pants	2
	furry skirt	1
	fustulent seal grulch	11
	future drug: Coolscaline	20
	future drug: Muscularactum	31
	future drug: Smartinex	22
	fuzzbump	2
	Fuzzby	1
	fuzzy busby	35
	fuzzy dice	1
	fuzzy earmuffs	71
	fuzzy montera	19
	ga-ga radio	586
	Gaia beads	417
	Galapagosian Cuisses	10
	Game Grid ticket	2
	Game Grid token	44
	Game Grid valued membership card	1
	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	1
	gamma nog	1
	ganger bandana	1
	garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	1
	garish pinky ring	42
	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	9
	gas balloon	1
	gator skin	33
	gatorskin umbrella	2
	gauze garter	1
	gauze hammock	2
	gauze shorts	6
	gazely stare	2
	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	4
	gearbox necklace	3
	Gearhead Goo	4
	Genalen™ Bottle	349
	Gene Tonic: Beast	1
	Gene Tonic: Constellation	1
	Gene Tonic: Construct	1
	Gene Tonic: Dude	1
	Gene Tonic: Elf	1
	Gene Tonic: Fish	1
	Gene Tonic: Humanoid	1
	Gene Tonic: Insect	1
	Gene Tonic: Undead	1
	Gene Tonic: Weird	1
	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	1
	generic healing potion	9
	generic mana potion	1
	Gets-You-Drunk	1
	ghast iron cleaver	1
	ghast iron codpiece	1
	ghast iron Garibaldi	1
	ghast iron heater shield	1
	ghast iron ingot	1
	ghost accordion	1
	ghost cucumber	330
	ghost key	17
	ghost of a necklace	54
	ghost pencil	2
	ghost protocol	1
	ghost toga	9
	ghostly body paint	2
	ghuol ears	697
	ghuol egg	853
	ghuol egg quiche	20
	ghuol guolash	766
	ghuol-ear kabob	54
	giant artisanal rice peeler	57
	giant breath mint	1
	giant cactus quill	59
	giant candy cane	1
	giant clay ashtray	57
	giant designer sunglasses	29
	giant discarded bottlecap	76
	giant discarded plastic fork	86
	giant discarded torn-up glove	42
	giant fishhook	2
	giant foam finger	335
	giant giant moth dust	51
	giant grain of protein powder	3
	giant green gummi ingot	2
	giant gym membership card	43
	giant heirloom grape tomato	108
	giant jar of protein powder	53
	giant motorcycle boots	22
	giant moxie weed	28
	giant neckbeard	25
	giant needle	1
	giant pearl	23
	giant penguin keychain	47
	giant pinky ring	422
	giant red gummi ingot	1
	giant safety pin	670
	giant shrimp fork	17
	giant spider leg	2
	giant stuffed bugbear	1
	giant tube of black lipstick	5,807
	giant turkey leg	78
	giant yellow hat	5
	gift-a-pult	4
	gilded lily	1
	gill rings	1
	gilt perfume bottle	12
	gingerbread bugbear	30
	gingerbread horror	1
	gingerbread house	1
	gingerbread mutant bugbear	1
	gingerbread robot	2
	gingham blouse	2
	giraffe-necked turtle	2
	glacial clock	2
	glacial sapphire	2
	gladiator tunica	33
	glark cable	18
	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	9
	glass gnoll eye	1
	glass of baboon milk	35
	glass of bourbon	4
	glass of gnat milk	91
	glass of goat's milk	1
	glass of herbal tequila	1
	glass of warm milk	44
	glass slipper	7
	glimmering buzzard feather	4
	glimmering great tit feather	2
	glimmering phoenix feather	1
	glimmering raven feather	1
	glimmering roc feather	16
	glistening fish meat	1
	glistening staff	1
	glittery mascara	85
	glob of green slime	35
	glob of spoiled mayo	43
	globe of Deep Sauce	10
	gloomy black mushroom	3
	gloomy mushroom wine	2
	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
	glow-in-the-dark necklace	18
	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
	glowing esca	5
	glowing fungus	1
	glowing red eye	355
	glowing syringe	1
	gnat lasagna	1
	gnatloaf	2
	gnatloaf casserole	7
	gnatwing	506
	gnatwing earring	1
	gnauga hide	109
	gnauga hide buckler	4
	gnauga hide chaps	1
	gnauga hide kilt	1
	gnauga hide skirt	1
	gnauga hide vest	1
	gnauga hide whip	2
	gnoll lips	162
	gnoll teeth	209
	gnoll-tooth necklace	1
	Gnollish autoplunger	10
	Gnollish casserole dish	6
	Gnollish Crossdress	3
	Gnollish flyswatter	11
	Gnollish pie server	21
	Gnollish pie tin	88
	Gnollish plunger	11
	Gnollish slotted spoon	21
	Gnollish toolbox	61
	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
	go-go potion	96
	Go-Wassail	4
	goat	1
	goat beard	171
	goat cheese	1
	goat cheese pizza	235
	goat cheese taco	1
	goatskin umbrella	67
	gob of wet hair	499
	goblin autoblowgun	10
	goblin hunting spear	12
	goblin water	11
	Goggles of Loathing	1
	gold Boozehounds Anonymous token	15
	gold crown	7
	gold lamé pants	43
	gold star	5
	gold tooth	1
	gold toothbrush	149
	gold wedding ring	101
	Golden Light	1
	golden plastic oyster egg	1
	golden ring	5
	good brain	1,268
	Goodfella contract	33
	goofily-plumed helmet	1
	googly eye	11
	Gordon Bennett	1
	goth kid t-shirt	64
	GOTO	233
	gourmet gourami oil	246
	government cheese	56
	government-issued night-vision goggles	14
	gr8ps	405
	grandfather watch	1
	grape troll doll	1
	grapefruit	67
	grapes	61
	grass blade	1
	grass clippings	2
	grass hat	1
	grass skirt	1
	grass whistle	2
	grassy cutlass	27
	Grateful Undead T-shirt	10
	grave robbing shovel	45
	graveyard snowglobe	2
	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	18
	gray bow tie	1
	great big capacitor	25
	green balloon	3
	green beer	1
	green candy heart	1
	green clay bead	28
	green cloth cap	1
	Green Clover of Justice	9
	green eggnog	1
	Green Giant	1
	green glowstick	3
	green gummi ingot	1
	green hamhock	2
	Green Manalishi	26
	green peawee marble	2
	green pixel	1,004
	green pixel potion	1
	green smoke bomb	68
	green snowcone	409
	green-frosted astral cupcake	18
	gremlin juice	69
	gremlin mutagen	4
	grilled cheese sandwich	1
	grim fairy tale	2
	grimstone mask	1
	grisly shell fragment	4
	grog	1
	Groll doll	19
	groose grease	1
	groovy prism necklace	1
	groping claw	2
	grouchy restless spirit	213
	groupie bra	2
	grue egg	161
	grue egg omelette	1
	grumpy old man charrrm	123
	grumpy old man charrrm bracelet	3
	grungy bandana	72
	grungy flannel shirt	12
	guano coffee cup	5
	guard turtle collar	33
	guard turtle shell	87
	guitar pick	1
	gummi bowtie	1
	gummi canary	1
	gummi fang	1
	gummi salamander	1
	gummi snake	1
	gummi sword	1
	gummi turtle	1
	Gummi-DNA	10
	Gummi-Gnauga	9
	gun cleaning kit	1
	gunky chicken	18
	gunpowder burrito	2,322
	guts necklace	3
	guy made of bee pollen	2
	gym membership card	87
	gym shorts	2
	Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom	1
	gyroscope	2
	haggis socks	113
	haggis-infused soap	229
	haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	136
	hair of the calf	2
	hair oil	88
	hair spray	170
	Hairpiece On Fire	22
	hairshirt	1
	hairy staff	1
	Half a Purse	12
	half-baked potion	63
	half-empty carton of milk	20
	half-melted spoon	8
	half-orchid	41
	half-rotten brain	4
	half-size scalpel	30
	half-sized guitar	41
	halfberd	20
	ham steak	2
	hamburger	4
	hamethyst	29
	hamethyst ring	3
	hamlet sandwich	118
	hammerus	2
	hand grenegg	7
	Hand in Glove	3
	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	1
	hand-carved bokken	1
	hand-carved bow	1
	hand-carved staff	1
	handful of barley	1
	handful of confetti	340
	handful of crafty noodles	6
	handful of drink tickets	1
	handful of hand chalk	500
	handful of honey	62
	handful of moss	175
	handful of napalm	1
	handful of numbers	1
	handful of nuts and berries	50
	handful of pine needles	52
	handful of sand	1,231
	handful of sawdust	556
	handful of Smithereens	329
	handful of tips	8
	handful of walnuts	209
	Handsome Devil	1
	handsomeness potion	1
	handyman "hand soap"	8
	happiness	55
	hardened slime hat	1
	hardened slime pants	1
	hare brush	1
	harem girl t-shirt	10
	Hat O' Nine Tails	1
	Hatorade	1
	haunted battery	21
	haunted paddle-ball	9
	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
	hawk	1
	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
	Haymaker	1
	hazardous sauce dosimeter	1
	head mirror	29
	headhunter necktie	57
	headless sparrow	1
	heart necklace	9
	heart of dark chocolate	1
	heart of rock and roll	1
	heart of the volcano	96
	heart-shaped balloon	1
	heavy crown	1
	heavy D	10,605
	heavy duty umbrella	2
	heavy leather-bound tome	7
	heavy metal sonata	1
	heavy necklace chain	1
	heavy-duty clipboard	2
	heavy-duty Crimbot aerial	1
	hedgeturtle	1
	Heimandatz's heart	26
	Hell ramen	1
	hellion cube	276
	hellseal claw	101
	hellseal whisker	95
	helm of the white knight	1
	helmet recipe	1
	helmet turtle	787
	Helps-You-Sleep	1
	hemp net	2
	hemp string	85
	henna face paint	96
	henna tattoo	4
	hep waders	4
	herb brownies	5
	herbal stuffing	36
	herbs	166
	hermit permit	160
	hi-octane carrot juice	2
	high-calorie sugar substitute	80
	high-pressure seltzer bottle	1
	hill of beans	111
	hippo skin buckler	2
	hippo whip	5
	hippopotamus pants	2
	hippopotamus skin	5
	hippopotamus skirt	2
	hipposkin poncho	17
	Hippy Army MPE	417
	hippy bongo	96
	hippy herbal tea	1
	hippy medical kit	568
	hippy protest button	612
	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
	HOA zombie eyes	1
	hobo dungarees	1
	hobo fortress blueprints	1
	hobo stogie	1
	Hodgman's almanac	1
	Hodgman's bow tie	1
	Hodgman's cane	1
	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
	Hodgman's harmonica	1
	Hodgman's metal detector	2
	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
	holiday cheese log	4
	Holiday Fun!	1
	holistic headache remedy	298
	Hollandaise helmet	1
	holo-bomber	1
	holo-platoon	1
	holo-tank	1
	holy bomb, batman	1
	home robotics kit	115
	homeopathic healing powder	7
	homeopathic mint tea	5
	honey dipper	1
	honey-dew	3
	honey-dipped locust	230
	honeybritches	1
	honeycap	1
	horizontal tango	2
	hors d'oeuvre tray	82
	hot ashes	318
	hot buttered roll	24
	hot coal	39
	hot cross bow	1
	hot date	263
	hot daub bun	1
	hot daub stand	1
	hot katana blade	464
	hot mint schnocolate	1
	hot nuggets	183
	hot plate	193
	hot wad	1
	hot wing	1,113
	hot-ass club	1
	How to Play Othello	1
	huge gold coin	2
	huge mosquito proboscis	5
	huge pumpkin	5
	huge spoon	54
	Humanitini	1
	Humpty Dumplings	2
	Hunger™ Sauce	6
	hyperinflated seal lung	5
	hypodermic needle	4
	ice harvest	1
	ice skate doll	1
	ice stein	1
	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
	ice-cold Cloaca Zero	32
	ice-cold fotie	144
	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	11
	ice-cold six-pack	82
	ice-cold Willer	249
	iced-out bling	3
	icicle katana	2
	icy katana hilt	53
	icy-hot katana	4
	igloo pie	1
	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	159
	Iiti Kitty phone charm	144
	illegal firecracker	133
	imbued seal-blubber candle	1
	imitation crab crate	17
	imitation crab meat	67
	imitation nice watch	1
	imitation White Russian	143
	imp air	136
	Imp Ale	1
	imp unity ring	204
	impure gasoline	85
	incense bath ball	4
	incredible pizza	10
	incredibly creepy marionette	2
	industrial strength starch	44
	infernal fife	57
	infernal insoles	42
	inflatable duck	18
	ingot of seal-iron	9
	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
	ink bladder	7
	inkwell	316
	Inndya trading card	1
	insane tophat	2
	insanely spicy bean burrito	1,262
	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	5
	insanely spicy jumping bean burrito	5
	Instant Karma	2
	insulting hat	1
	interesting-looking twig	885
	Interview With You (a Vampire)	1
	intricate clockwork birdhouse	2
	intricate clockwork egg	13
	intriguing puzzle box	2
	invisibility potion	3
	invisible bag	1
	irate sombrero	45
	Irish Coffee, English Heart	1
	Iron Beta of Industry	126
	iron dagger	1
	iron helmet	1
	iron pasta spoon	1
	ironic battle spoon	36
	ironic jogging shorts	16
	ironic knit cap	2
	ironic mint	1
	ironic moustache	20
	ironic oversized sunglasses	21
	irradiated turtle	1
	irresistibility potion	30
	irritability potion	6
	iShield	1
	ittah bittah hookah	1
	ivory cue ball	7
	jabañero pepper	6
	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	1
	jack flapper	14
	Jack-in-the-box	1
	Jacob's rung	3
	jagged scrap metal	27
	jagged tooth	3
	jalapeño slices	1
	jam band	1
	jamfish jam	2
	janglin' bones	90
	jangly bracelet	9
	jar full of wind	26
	jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	1
	jar of anniversary jam	1
	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
	jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	1
	jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	1
	jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	2
	jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	1
	jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	1
	jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	1
	jar of squeeze	2
	jar of swamp gas	1
	Jarlsberg's earring	6
	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
	java cookie	2
	jawbruiser	1
	jazz soap	128
	Jefferson wings	10
	jellyfish gel	1
	Jerks' Health™ Magazine	1
	jerky coins	318
	jigsaw blade	51
	jive turkey leg	64
	Jocko Homo's head	15
	Jolly Roger charrrm	34
	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	33
	joybuzzer	168
	jug of "wine"	3
	jug of hamethyst juice	2
	jug of porquoise juice	2
	jug-o-magicalness	29
	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	15
	jumbo olive	1
	jumping bean taco	4
	jungle drum	62
	jungle floor wax	187
	Junior Adventurer's merit badge	1
	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
	juniper berries	10
	junk food	1
	junk trunks	1
	Kashmir sweater	1
	keel-haulin' knife	11
	keg shield	313
	ketchup	9
	ketchup hound	101
	Kevlar balloon	1
	khaki duffel bag	1
	kick-ass kicks	306
	kickback cookbook	21
	killer rag doll	1
	killing jar	1
	Kissin' Cousins	1
	kite	1
	kiwi	133
	kiwi beak	1
	kneecapping stick	85
	knob bugle	41
	Knob GÃ¶blin lÃ²ve potion	1
	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	19
	Knob Goblin elite helm	119
	Knob Goblin elite pants	149
	Knob Goblin elite polearm	142
	Knob Goblin elite shirt	95
	Knob Goblin firecracker	432
	Knob Goblin harem pants	175
	Knob Goblin harem veil	76
	Knob Goblin learning pill	4
	Knob Goblin love potion	133
	Knob Goblin lunchbox	6
	Knob Goblin melon baller	25
	Knob Goblin Mutagen	37
	Knob Goblin pants	162
	Knob Goblin perfume	64
	Knob Goblin scimitar	348
	Knob Goblin seltzer	172
	Knob Goblin spatula	39
	Knob Goblin steroids	226
	Knob Goblin stink bomb	4
	Knob Goblin superseltzer	62
	Knob Goblin tongs	120
	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
	Knob Goblin visor	19
	Knob jelly donut	1
	knob ka-bobs	79
	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
	Knob mushroom	307
	Knob nuts	34
	Knob pasty	6
	Knob sausage	152
	Knob shroomkabob	2
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	Knoll mushroom	231
	Knoll shroomkabob	8
	kobold kibble	6
	Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil	2
	Kokomo Resort Chip	1
	KoL Con Cinco Piñata Bat	1
	KoL Con Six Pack	1
	Krakrox's Loincloth	6
	kumquartz ring	1
	kumquat	39
	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	1
	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	21
	ladle of mystery	1
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	large cocoa eggshell fragment	4
	Lars the Cyberian	1
	lavalarva	1
	lavender candy heart	302
	lavender paisley oyster egg	21
	lavender plastic oyster egg	7
	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	2
	lavender striped oyster egg	3
	law-abiding citizen cane	24
	lawn dart	2
	lawnmower blade	1
	Lazybones™ recliner	1
	LCD game: Burger Belt	24
	LCD game: Food Eater	17
	LCD game: Garbage River	22
	lead necklace	10
	lead yo-yo	9
	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
	leaf of grass	8
	leaflet	15
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	leather mask	57
	leathery bat skin	291
	leathery cat skin	383
	leathery rat skin	773
	Lederhosen of the Night	22
	leechknife	1
	left bracket	4
	left half of a heart necklace	1
	left parenthesis	19
	left-handed melodica	1
	leftover canapés	1
	leftovers of indeterminate origin	1
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	lemon	760
	lemon meringue pie	4
	lemon popsicle	6
	lemonade marble	5
	Lemonade-235	1
	length of string	3
	leotarrrd	23
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	lesser grodulated violet	164
	Let Me Be!	1
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	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	98
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	Li'l Businessman Kit	29
	libation of liveliness	1
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	licorice garrote	1
	licorice root	1
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	lifeless meat doll	1
	lihc eye	1,007
	lihc eye pie	9
	lihc face	112
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	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	1
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	line	2,943
	linoleum crossbow	7
	linoleum crossbow string	1
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	linoleum ore	227
	linoleum staff	5
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	lint	570
	lion oil	20
	liquid ice	47
	liquid ice pack	4
	liquid shifting time weirdness	2
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	little firkin	358
	little paper umbrella	2,831
	little parachute guy	8
	little round pebble	1
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	live wire	1
	liver and let pie	20
	liver popsicle	6
	llama lama gong	91
	loadstone	32
	*Lobster qua* Grill**	1
	Lockenstock™ sandals	508
	logging hatchet	1
	lollipop cufflinks	1
	lollipop stick	2
	long pork	168
	long pork casserole	5
	long pork chop sandwiches	17
	long skinny balloon	146
	long-forgotten necklace	2
	long-stemmed rose	1
	longhaired hippy wig	14
	loose purse strings	2
	loose teeth	1,368
	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	7
	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	48
	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	279
	los chinos	20
	lost key	77
	lotion of coldness	1
	lotion of hotness	15
	lotion of sleaziness	15
	lotion of spookiness	14
	lotion of stench	23
	Louder Than Bomb	1
	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	615
	love song of disturbing obsession	64
	love song of icy revenge	17
	love song of naughty innuendo	7
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	love song of sugary cuteness	17
	love song of vague ambiguity	119
	lovecat tail	2
	lowercase a	4
	lowercase N	187
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	lucky bottlecap	4
	lucky cat collar	3
	lucky cat statue	1
	lucky cat's paw	1
	lucky lighter	1
	lucky rabbit's foot	18
	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
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	Lumineux Limnio	1
	lump of Brituminous coal	22
	lump of clay	17
	lump of coal	3
	lump of diamond	94
	lunar isotope	1
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	lupine sword	3
	LWA ring	1
	lynyrd musk	29
	lynyrd skin	1
	lynyrd snare	14
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	lynyrdskin cap	1
	lynyrdskin tunic	1
	M-242	1
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	Mace of the Tortoise	1
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	Mad Train wine	1,079
	madius	4
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	magic lamp	4
	magic whistle	78
	magical ice cube with a fly in it	168
	magical ice cubes	1
	magical mystery juice	1
	magicalness-in-a-can	224
	magicberry tablets	241
	magilaser blastercannon	75
	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
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	magnolia blossom	12
	magnum of fancy champagne	1
	maid head	1
	maiden wig	91
	makeshift cape	8
	makeshift castanets	1
	makeshift crane	1
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	makeshift turban	3
	malevolent medallion	1
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	mana curds	38
	Manetwich	11
	mangled finger	15
	manly bloomers	1
	mannequin leg	3
	many-eyed glasses	12
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	maple syrup	105
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	mariachi toothpaste	1
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	marine aquamarine	1
	Mariner's Friend cough drops	21
	marionette	1
	marionette collective	2
	Mark II Steam-Hat	2
	Mark III Steam-Hat	2
	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
	Mark of the Bugbear	7
	Mark of the Ghost	1
	Mark of the Skeleton	1
	Mark of the Vampire	1
	Mark of the Werewolf	1
	Mark of the Zombie	1
	Mark V Steam-Hat	6
	marshmallow	2
	marshmallow flambé	1
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	Marvin's marvelous pill	1
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	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	7
	massive sitar	2
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	mauve plastic oyster egg	13
	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	42
	mauve striped oyster egg	16
	Maxing, Relaxing	1
	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	54
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	Mayor Ghost's khakis	1
	Mayor Ghost's sash	2
	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	19
	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	19
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	Meat detector	6
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	meat face	1
	meat from yesterday	5
	meat golem	1
	Meat maid	1
	Meat maid body	1
	meat paste	1
	meat st‰¿bing club	1
	meat stack	1
	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	1
	meat vortex	292
	Meat-inflating powder	38
	meatcar model	1
	Meatcleaver	1
	meatloaf helmet	4
	meatsmithing guide	12
	meatspout staff	4
	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	2
	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	198
	megatofu	47
	Meleegra™ pills	212
	melon-infused sake	1
	melted Jell-o shot	25
	memory of a C	37
	memory of a CT base pair	1
	memory of a G	38
	memory of a GT base pair	1
	memory of a T	30
	memory of an A	37
	memory of some delicious amino acids	5
	menorette	1
	Mer-kin begsign	3
	Mer-kin breastplate	8
	Mer-kin bunwig	1
	Mer-kin cheatsheet	1
	Mer-kin cooljuice	5
	Mer-kin digpick	1
	Mer-kin dodgeball	1
	Mer-kin dragbelt	6
	Mer-kin dragnet	1
	Mer-kin fastjuice	7
	Mer-kin finpaddle	2
	Mer-kin fitbrine	3
	Mer-kin foodbucket	29
	Mer-kin healscroll	1
	Mer-kin hidepaint	11
	Mer-kin hookspear	4
	Mer-kin killscroll	1
	Mer-kin lipstick	3
	Mer-kin lunchbox	4
	Mer-kin mouthsoap	1
	Mer-kin paste	19
	Mer-kin prayerbeads	4
	Mer-kin pressureglobe	4
	Mer-kin ragejuice	1
	Mer-kin roundshield	11
	Mer-kin sneakmask	5
	Mer-kin stopwatch	1
	Mer-kin switchblade	1
	Mer-kin takebag	6
	Mer-kin thingpouch	39
	Mer-kin wordquiz	1
	Mer-kin worktea	1
	mercenary rifle	1
	mesh cap	159
	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
	metal band T-shirt	31
	metallic A	746
	metallic foil cat ears	2
	Meteoid ice beam	1
	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	11,373
	Microplushie: Bropane	79
	Microplushie: Dorkonide	37
	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	36
	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	18
	Microplushie: Gothochondria	65
	Microplushie: Hippylase	105
	Microplushie: Hipsterine	4
	Microplushie: Hobomosome	60
	Microplushie: Otakulone	109
	Microplushie: Raverdrine	70
	Microplushie: Sororitrate	69
	mid-level medieval mead	4
	midriff scrubs	48
	milk of magnesium	1
	Milk Studs	826
	milky potion	329
	mime soul fragment	1
	mind flayer corpse	416
	miner's helmet	99
	miner's pants	93
	mini-Mr. Accessory	1
	mini-zeppelin	1
	miniature antlers	1
	miniature boiler	4
	miniature deck cannon	1
	miniature life preserver	92
	miniature power pill	1
	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	1
	miniature tophat	1
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	Miniborg hiveminder	1
	Miniborg laser	1
	Miniborg stomper	2
	Miniborg strangler	1
	minin' dynamite	1
	mirrored aviator shades	1
	misfit dolly	1
	misfit hobby horse	1
	misfit teddy bear	1
	Missing Eye Simulation Device	1
	missing wine	2
	Misty Cape	19
	Misty Cloak	13
	Misty Robe	70
	mixed wildflower greens	45
	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
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	moist barrel	25
	moist sailor's cap	2
	mojo filter	1
	mole molé	1
	mole skin notebook	5
	molotov cocktail cocktail	432
	molten medallion	1
	molten scrap metal	29
	Mon Tiki	2
	monkey barf	2
	monkey wrench	30
	monomolecular yo-yo	125
	Monstar energy beverage	306
	monster bait	5
	monster pants	65
	monstrous monocle	1
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	Moon Pie	1
	moon-amber necklace	1
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	Moonds	7
	moonglasses	1
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	moose chocolate	27
	moose thought	27
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	Mornington crescent roll	27
	Mortimer's nostrum	17
	mostly rat-hide leggings	1
	mother's little helper	174
	motivational poster	36
	mouldering barrel	17
	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	111
	Mountain Stream soda	384
	moxie weed	271
	Mr. Balloon	1
	Mr. Haggis	97
	Mr. Joe's bangles	7
	Mr. Mediocrebar	1,153
	MSG	1
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	muddy pirate hat	4
	Mudflap-Girl Earring	2
	Mudflap-Girl Ring	3
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	mummy costume	7
	mummy mask	1
	mummy wrapping	615
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	Murderer's Punch	1
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	Muschat	2
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	mushroom pizza	1
	musty moccasins	1
	mutant cactus bud	1
	Mylar balloon	1
	mylar scout drone	1
	myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	2
	mysterious chemical residue	11
	mysterious present	1
	mysterious silver lapel pin	1
	nail file	183
	nailswurst	16
	nanite-infested candy cane	1
	nanite-infested fruitcake	2
	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	1
	nanorhino credit card	1
	Nardz energy beverage	3
	nasty rat mask	5
	nasty snuff	38
	nasty-ass club	1
	nastygeist	1
	natto marble soda	1
	natto pocky	1
	natto-infused sake	1
	natty blue ascot	1
	natural fennel soda	88
	ND	1
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	Necrotelicomnicon	1
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	Neuromancer	9
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	New Zealand iced tea	66
	Newbiesport™ tent	98
	Newman's Own Trousers	26
	NG	44
	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	136
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	Nightstalker perfume	8
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	ninja crampons	1
	ninja eyeblack	5
	ninja fear powder	4
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	ninja mop	18
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	non-Euclidean non-accordion	1
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	nosy nose ringy ring	1
	not-a-pipe	1
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	52
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	50
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	40
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	11
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	9
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	8
	nothing-in-the-box	1
	Now and Earlier	10
	noxious gas grenade	2
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	Nuclear Blastball	36
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	nugget of sodium	7
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	ocarina of space	9
	ocean motion	4
	octopus's spade	8
	off-white paisley oyster egg	1
	off-white plastic oyster egg	22
	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	2
	off-white striped oyster egg	2
	office-supply crossbow	1
	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	114
	oil cap	6
	oil lamp	4
	oil of expertise	16
	oil of oiliness	9
	Oil of Parrrlay	32
	oil of slipperiness	7
	oil of stability	13
	oil pan	7
	oil slacks	4
	oily boid	3
	oily golden mushroom	1
	oily mushroom wine	2
	ointment of the occult	48
	Okee-Dokee soda	16
	Ol' Scratch's ash can	2
	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	2
	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
	Ol' Scratch's stove door	2
	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
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	old candy wrapper	217
	old chum	1
	old coin purse	1
	old dry bone	1
	old eyebrow pencil	55
	old leather wallet	1
	old love note	204
	old patched suit-pants	1
	old rosewater cream	54
	old school beer pull tab	194
	old school calculator watch	104
	old school flying disc	5
	old school Mafia knicke½æ	2
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	old sweatpants	201
	old-fashioned	13
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	olive lo mein	2
	olive stir-fry	4
	Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom	1
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	oozenog	1
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	orange popsicle	7
	orange snowcone	343
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	Orcish cargo shorts	42
	Orcish frat-paddle	25
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	Othello's handkerchief	1
	Othello's military jacket	1
	Ouija Board, Ouija Board	1
	out-of-tune biwa	12
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	overcookie	14
	overpriced "imported" beer	2
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	oversized pizza cutter	156
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	oyster basket	10
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	pacification grenade	5
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	PADL Phone	948
	page of the Necrohobocon	52
	pail	96
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	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	1
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	painted turtle	3
	painting of a glass of wine	21
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	palm-frond whip	2
	panhandle panhandling hat	3
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	pants of the Slug Lord	51
	panty raider camouflage	53
	papaya	107
	papaya slung	3
	papaya taco	6
	paper-plate-mail pants	1
	paperclip	1
	paperclip cape	1
	paperclip pants	1
	paperclip sproinger	1
	paperclip turban	1
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	papier-mâchéte	1
	papier-mâchaeranthera	1
	papier-mâchine gun	1
	papier-mâchuridars	1
	papier-masque	1
	papier-mitre	1
	papier-mochi	1
	papotion of papower	2
	paranormal ricotta	10
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	parasitic headgnawer	1
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	party hat	15
	passable elf mask	2
	pasta spoon	198
	Pasta Spoon of Peril	1
	Pastaco shell	1
	pat of butter	199
	pat-a-cake pendant	1
	patchouli incense stick	440
	patchouli oil bomb	33
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	patent leather shoes	1
	pawn cookie	3
	peace-sign necklace	3
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	peach lozenge	1
	peanut brittle shield	16
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	pear lozenge	1
	pear tart	2
	pearidot	2
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	pearl diver's ring	1
	pec oil	80
	PEEZ dispenser	55
	pencil kunai	47
	pencil stub	53
	Pendant of Gargalesis	1
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	penguin skin buckler	2
	penguin thesaurus	1
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	penguinskin mini-kilt	1
	penguinskin mini-skirt	1
	peppermint crook	8
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	peppermint tailings	1
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	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	1
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	personalized birthday cake	7
	personalized coffee mug	685
	pet rock	1
	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	153
	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	158
	petit 4.1	4
	petit fortran	5
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	petrified wood	1
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	ph balancer	3
	phase-tuned shield generator belt	1
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	pie man was not meant to eat	36
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	Pigsticker of Violence	2
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	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	1
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	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	4
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	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	5
	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	9
	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	3
	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	2
	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	7
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	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	5
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	recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	1
	recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
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	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	1
	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	1
	robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	1
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	sphygmomanometer	84
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	spicy jumping bean burrito	1
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	spiked femur	184
	spiky turtle helmet	1
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	sponge helmet	2
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	spooky alphabet block	30
	spooky bark	3
	spooky bicycle chain	12
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	spooky gravy fairy warlock hat	2
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	spooky lo mein	1
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	Squat-Thrust Magazine	10
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	Staff of the Greasefire	1
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	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
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	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
	Staff of the Soupbone	2
	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	2
	Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron	1
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	stainless steel shillelagh	20
	stainless steel skullcap	24
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	stale baguette	96
	stalk of asparagus	245
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	Steal This Candy	40
	Steam Card: DemonStar (#1)	1
	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	1
	Steam Card: DemonStar (#3)	1
	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	1
	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	1
	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3)	1
	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	1
	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2)	1
	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3)	1
	Steam Card: Meteoid (#1)	1
	Steam Card: Meteoid (#2)	1
	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	1
	Steam Card: Space Trip (#1)	1
	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	1
	Steam Card: Space Trip (#3)	1
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	Stephen's lab coat	2
	Stephen's secret formula	4
	stepmom's booze	43
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	sticky gloves	27
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	strawberry	50
	strawberry daiquiri	17
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	strawberyl necklace	1
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	Strix stix	80
	strongness elixir	92
	studded leather boxer shorts	5
	stuffed "L"	1
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	stuffed angry cow	58
	stuffed astral badger	72
	stuffed baby gravy fairy	74
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	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	56
	stuffed can of asparagus	1
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	stuffed caterpillar	1
	stuffed Cheshire bitten	41
	stuffed club	1
	stuffed cocoabo	42
	stuffed crazy bastard sword	1
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	stuffed dodo	1
	stuffed doppelshifter	1
	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	89
	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	89
	stuffed ghuol whelp	3
	stuffed gray blob	6
	stuffed hand turkey	75
	stuffed Hodgman	1
	stuffed key	247
	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	69
	stuffed martini	1
	stuffed Meat	130
	stuffed mind flayer	71
	stuffed mink	97
	stuffed monocle	114
	stuffed ninja snowman	2
	stuffed pocketwatch	1
	stuffed porpoise	1
	stuffed scary death orb	75
	stuffed shoulder parrot	308
	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	71
	stuffed snowy owl	75
	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	79
	stuffed spooky mushroom	16
	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	69
	stuffed teddy butler	93
	stuffed tin of caviar	121
	stuffed treasure chest	281
	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	61
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	stuffed zmobie	1
	stuffing	6
	stunt nuts	435
	sturdy cane	246
	sturdy Crimbo crate	1
	sturdy sword hilt	5
	stylish swimsuit	150
	styrofoam crossbow	1
	styrofoam ore	42
	STYX deodorant body spray	1
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	sucker hakama	1
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	sucker scaffold	12
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	suede shortsword	1
	sugar banana	1
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	sugar cherry	2
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	sugar fairy	1
	sugar lime	2
	sugar shard	154
	sugar sheet	1,527
	sugar shield	25
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	sugar-coated pine cone	6
	Summer Nights	1
	sun-dried tofu	11
	sunken chest	138
	suntan lotion of moxiousness	343
	Super Magic Power Sword X	1
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	Super Weight-Gain 9000	5
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	super-size brogurt	1
	super-spiky hair gel	298
	super-strong air freshener	2
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	superamplified boom box	295
	superhero mask	1
	Supernova Champagne	124
	support cummerbund	1
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	surgical mask	38
	surgical tape	98
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	Swabbie™ swab	188
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	sweatband	6
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	sweet roll Alabama	29
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	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
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	Swizzler	630
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	Sword of Procedural Generation	1
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	synthetic marrow	20
	T.U.R.D.S. Key	65
	t8r tots	244
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	163
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	140
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	144
	taco shell	266
	tail o' nine cats	1
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	Tales from the Fireside	1
	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
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	Tears of the Quiet Healer	84
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	Texas tea	3
	that gum you like	82
	The Art of Slapfighting	1
	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
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	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
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	The Legendary Beat	4
	The Lost Pill Bottle	1
	The Mariachi's guitar case	23
	the most dangerous bait	47
	The Necbromancer's Stein	6
	The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff	1
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	The Necbronomicon (used)	2
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	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	1
	thermos full of Knob coffee	1
	They liver	1
	They liver popsicle	1
	thin black candle	1
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	This Charming Flan	1
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	Thwaitgold spider statuette	47
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	tiny dancer	18
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	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	1
	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	1
	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	1
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	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	1
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	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	1
	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	1
	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	1
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	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	1
	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	1
	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	1
	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	1
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	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	1
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	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	1
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	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	1
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	tiny plastic angry space marine	1
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	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
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	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
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	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
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	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	1
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	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
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	tiny plastic blazing bat	1
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	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
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	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
	tiny plastic buzzerker	1
	tiny plastic Captain Kerkard	1
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	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	1
	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
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	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	1
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	tiny plastic coffee pixie	1
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	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
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	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
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	tiny plastic demoninja	1
	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
	tiny plastic Duke Starkiller	1
	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
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	tiny plastic Father McGruber	1
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	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
	tiny plastic G Imp	1
	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
	tiny plastic Gary Claybender	1
	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	1
	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
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	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
	tiny plastic goth giant	1
	tiny plastic grue	1
	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	1
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	tiny plastic hermit	1
	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1
	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
	tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker	1
	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
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	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
	tiny plastic moneybee	1
	tiny plastic mosquito	1
	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
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	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	1
	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
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	tiny plastic peacannon	1
	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	1
	tiny plastic sauceror	1
	tiny plastic scary clown	1
	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	1
	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
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	tiny plastic star starfish	1
	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
	tiny plastic taco cat	1
	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
	tiny plastic The Man	1
	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
	tiny plastic Toybot	1
	tiny plastic trollipop	2
	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
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	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
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	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
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	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	1
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	tobiko pocky	1
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	tofurkey nugget	5
	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	323
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	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	1
	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	1
	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	1
	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	1
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	Typical Tavern swill	2
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	una poca de gracia	21
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	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	80
	Uncle Hobo's belt	1
	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	1
	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	32
	Uncle Romulus	1
	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
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	unidentified jerky	1,748
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	Unionize The Elves sign	1
	Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	2
	unlocked meat locker	2
	unnamed cocktail	10
	unnatural gas	2
	unquiet spirits	1
	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	812
	unrolling pin	2
	unsanitized scalpel	2
	Unspeakable Earring	1
	unstable DNA	2
	unstable quark	7
	untamable turtle	13
	unused soap	74
	unused walkie-talkie	11
	unusual disco ball	14
	upsy daisy	77
	Uranium Omega of Temperance	1
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	used beer	2
	useless powder	119
	UV monocular	4
	Valentine	92
	valuable trinket	212
	vampire chowder	40
	vampire collar	35
	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
	vampire glitter	1
	vampire pearl	18
	vampire pearl earring	1
	vampire pearl necklace	1
	vampire pearl ring	1
	vampire pellet	1
	Van der Graaf helmet	17
	vanilla-frosted king cake	1
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	velcro broadsword	2
	velcro ore	1
	velcro paddle ball	1
	velcro shield	2
	Venus flytrap	1
	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	9
	very overdue library book	2
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	vial of hamethyst juice	1
	vial of holy water	22
	vial of porquoise juice	1
	vial of The Glistening	53
	Vicar's Tutu	19
	viking helmet	106
	villainous scythe	1
	vinegar	372
	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	113
	vinyl ore	2
	vinyl shield	3
	viral DNA	78
	vodka and cranberry	12
	vodka and tonic	1
	vodka gibson	1
	vodka martini	1
	vodka stratocaster	2
	Volartta's bellbottoms	14
	volcanic ash	7
	volleyball	1
	voodoo glowskull	95
	vorpal blade	77
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	WA	2
	wad of cotton	5
	wad of dough	220
	wad of slimy rags	1
	wad of tofu	153
	walrus ice cream	1
	walrus-tusk earring	7
	wand of fudge control	1
	Wand of Nagamar	1
	Wand of Oscus	1
	wand of pigification	6
	wang	1
	war tongs	240
	warbear accoutrements chunk	1
	warbear auto-anvil	1
	warbear battery	1
	warbear bearserker mead	1
	warbear bearserker potion	1
	warbear beeping telegram	1
	warbear breakfast machine assembler	1
	warbear ceremonial party pants	1
	warbear chemistry lab	1
	warbear electric warscarf	1
	warbear electro-spiked helm	1
	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
	warbear exhaust manifold	1
	warbear exo-arm	1
	warbear fancy fedora	1
	warbear feasting bread	1
	warbear feasting mead	1
	warbear feathered fedora	1
	warbear fleece-lined long johns	1
	warbear fleece-lined warscarf	1
	warbear foil hat	2
	warbear gyro	1
	warbear gyrocopter	1
	warbear helm fragment	1
	warbear high festival pants	1
	warbear high-efficiency still	1
	warbear hoverbelt	1
	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	1
	warbear induction oven	1
	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
	warbear laser beacon	2
	warbear lined ushanka	1
	warbear liquid lasers	1
	warbear liquid overcoat	1
	warbear LP-ROM burner	1
	warbear metalworking primer	1
	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
	warbear nuclear bowtie	1
	warbear officer greaves	1
	warbear officer requisition box	36
	warbear oil pan	1
	warbear plasma bowtie	1
	warbear procedural hilarity drone	2
	warbear rejuvenation potion	1
	warbear requisition box	1
	warbear robo-camouflage unit	1
	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	4
	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
	warbear soda machine assembler	1
	warbear spiked helm	1
	warbear superpotion	1
	warbear thermoregulator bread	1
	warbear trouser fragment	1
	warbear wardance potion	1
	warbear warrior bread	2
	warbear whosit	1
	warm mushroom	28
	Warm Subject gift certificate	1
	wasabi marble soda	1
	wasabi pocky	1
	wasabi-infused sake	1
	washboard shield	1
	water pipe bomb	1,714
	water purification pills	265
	water wings	6
	water wings for babies	2
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	water-polo mitt	1
	watered-down Red Minotaur	170
	waterlogged bootstraps	1
	wax banana	1
	Wax Flask	2
	wax hat	1
	wax pants	2
	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	766
	weathered barrel	81
	webbed comic mask	1
	wedge of gray cheese	1
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	weighted paperclip chain	7
	weremoose spit	14
	Wet Russian	42
	wet stew	4
	wet venom duct	4
	whalebone corset	36
	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	29
	wheel	2
	whimpering willow bark	21
	whip kit	3
	whiskey and cola	10
	whiskey in a broken glass	1
	whiskey sour	10
	white balloon	10
	white belt	2
	white blood cells	4
	white Canadian	26
	white candy heart	1,037
	white chocolate chip cookies	4
	white chocolate chips	81
	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	15
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	white hat hacker T-shirt	17
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	white page	9
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	white pixel	1
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	white satin shield	29
	white snake skin	126
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	white sword	35
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	white whip	2
	white wine	4
	white-label gin	2
	whole roasted chicken	1
	whole turkey leg	65
	Whoompa Fur Pants	33
	whoopie cushion	170
	wicker shield	497
	wiffle-flail	1
	willowy bonnet	1
	willyweed	31
	wind-up chattering teeth	161
	wind-up ensign	6
	wind-up meatcar	1
	wind-up navigation droid	6
	wind-up owl	6
	wind-up vampire teeth	7
	wind-up Whatsian robot	4
	windchimes	75
	wine spritzer	4
	wine-soaked bone chips	5
	wings of fire	1
	Wint-O-Fresh mint	900
	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	283
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	witch wart	6
	witch's bra	1
	witch's brew	6
	witty rapier	82
	Woldo trading card	1
	wolf mask	2,605
	wolf whistle	1
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	wolfskull mask	1
	wonderwall shield	42
	wood screw	37
	wooden axe	9
	wooden figurine	69
	wooden salad bowl	1
	wooden stakes	15
	wool hat	69
	wool sock	1
	wooly loincloth	1
	Work is a Four Letter Sword	1
	world's most unappetizing beverage	1
	world's smallest violin	60
	worn tophat	74
	worst candy	1
	woven baling wire bracelets	9
	wreath of laurels	5
	Wrecked Generator	1
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	wriggling severed nose	1
	wristwatch of the white knight	1
	wumpus hair	11
	wumpus-hair bolo	1
	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
	wumpus-hair net	1
	wumpus-hair sweater	1
	wumpus-hair whip	1
	wumpus-hair wig	1
	wussiness potion	610
	X-37 gun	4
	x-ray specs	146
	Xiblaxian 5D printer	3
	Xiblaxian alloy	1
	Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	7
	Xiblaxian circuitry	1
	Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	1
	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter	1
	Xiblaxian polymer	1
	Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles	1
	yak anorak	11
	yak skin	8
	yak whip	1
	Yakisoba's hat	15
	yakskin buckler	3
	yakskin kilt	1
	yakskin pants	1
	yam candy	5
	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	64
	ye olde golde frontes	2
	Ye Olde Meade	74
	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	162
	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	2
	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	952
	yellow brick road	3
	yellow candy heart	885
	yellow glowstick	1
	yellow gummi ingot	5
	yellow matter custard	1
	Yellow Moon of Compassion	19
	yellow paisley oyster egg	4
	yellow pixel potion	1
	yellow plastic oyster egg	20
	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	9
	yellow snowcone	174
	yellow striped oyster egg	11
	yeti fur	3
	yield shield	1
	yo	1
	yo-yo	21
	yohohoyo	36
	your own black heart	1
	yummy death watch beetle	43
	Yummy Tummy bean	1,075
	Z-Bone steak	89
	Ze™ goggles	159
	zen motorcycle	1
	Zim Merman's guitar	13
	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	8
	zmobie	1
	zombie accordion	2
	zombie hollandaise	24
	zombie mariachi hat	1
	zombie mariachi pants	1
	zombie pineal gland	1
	Zombo's empty eye	1
	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
	Zombo's shield	1
	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
	Zombo's skull ring	1
	Zombo's skullcap	1
	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1