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Display Case for Mongrel the Apathetic (#677369)
This player is ranked #605 for Most Total Items with a total of 264,587 items.
This player is ranked #23 for Most Unique Items with a total of 8,620 items.

This player is a member of the clan Pleased to Meat You.

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Mongrel the Apathetic (#677369)
This player has 8,620 unique items and 264,587 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
Franken Stein 1
"caramel" orange 23
"DRINK ME" potion 20
"honey" dipper 1
"Humorous" T-shirt 1
"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt 2
"KICK ME" sign 10
"meat" stick 1
"Remember the Trees" Shirt 1
Überraschthexengebräu 1
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 10
1,970 carat gold 1
1-ball 72
1.21 jigawatts 10
1/6th Pound Cake 1
100-Watt bulb 8
11-leaf clover 49
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 15
18-picohertz resonator crystal 1
1952 Mickey Mantle card 1
2-ball 67
20-lb can of rice and beans 1
25-meat staff 10
3-ball 70
30669 scroll 85
33398 scroll 159
334 scroll 23
37x37x37 puzzle cube 8
4-ball 80
4-d camera 8
4-dimensional fez 1
4-dimensional guitar 45
4:20 bomb 10
5-Alarm Saucepan 10
5-ball 66
5-hour acrimony 9
6-ball 67
64067 scroll 25
668 scroll 15
7-ball 73
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 82
7-inch discus 2
8-ball 284
8-billed baseball cap 1
8-bit banana 1
9-ball 14
99.44% pure math 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) 1
a bug's lymph 1
a butt tuba 20
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 2
A Light that Never Goes Out 2
a little sump'm sump'm 11
A muse-bouche 8
a suspicious address 1
abandoned candy 13
abominable blubber 14
abominable snowcone 22
absentee voter ballot 1
abstraction: action 1
abstraction: category 1
abstraction: certainty 8
abstraction: comprehension 1
abstraction: joy 1
abstraction: motion 1
abstraction: perception 1
abstraction: purpose 1
abstraction: sensation 1
abstraction: thought 1
Abuela Crimbo's special magnet 1
abyssal battle plans 1
Abyssal ember 8
acceptable bagel 8
acceptable mayolus 1
accidental cider 1
accidental mutton 1
accord ion 11
accordion file 1
Accordion of Jordion 1
accordionoid rocca 8
acid-squirting flower 23
acoustic guitarrr 17
actual blood sausage 1
actual reality goggles 8
actual tapas 17
adder 181
adder bladder 97
adhesive tape dolly 2
adobe abacus 1
adobe abaya 1
adobe adze 1
adobe arsecover 1
adobe ascot 1
adobe assortment 1
adobe ayam 1
adorable seal larva 5
adventurer clone egg 1
aerated diving helmet 2
Aerheads 1
aerogel accordion 1
aerogel akubra 1
aerogel anvil 1
aerogel apron 1
aerogel ascot 1
aerogel attache case 1
aerosolized aerogel 1
Affirmation Cookie 1
affordable teak perch 8
Afternoon Delight 11
Agent Corrigan's cigarette 8
Aggressive Carrot 10
Agitated Turkey 1
agnolotti arboli 1
agua de vida 7
Aiolion 1
airblaster gun 8
airborne mutagen 1
alabaster bishop 4
alabaster king 5
alabaster knight 4
alabaster pawn 9
alabaster queen 3
alabaster rook 4
alarm accordion 1
albatross necklace 7
Aldebaran sardines 1
Alewife™ Ale 9
Alexy sauce 6
Alice's Army Alchemist 11
Alice's Army Bowman 10
Alice's Army Cleric 10
Alice's Army Coward 10
Alice's Army Dervish 10
Alice's Army Foil Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Foil Bowman 1
Alice's Army Foil Cleric 1
Alice's Army Foil Coward 1
Alice's Army Foil Dervish 1
Alice's Army Foil Guard 1
Alice's Army Foil Halberder 1
Alice's Army Foil Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Foil Horseman 1
Alice's Army Foil Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Foil Martyr 1
Alice's Army Foil Ninja 1
Alice's Army Foil Nurse 1
Alice's Army Foil Page 1
Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Foil Sniper 1
Alice's Army Foil Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Foil Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Foil tattoo 1
Alice's Army Foil Wallman 1
Alice's Army Guard 10
Alice's Army Halberder 10
Alice's Army Hammerman 11
Alice's Army Horseman 10
Alice's Army Lanceman 11
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 10
Alice's Army Martyr 10
Alice's Army Ninja 11
Alice's Army Nurse 10
Alice's Army Page 10
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 10
Alice's Army Sniper 10
Alice's Army Spearsman 11
Alice's Army Swordsman 10
Alice's Army Wallman 11
alien animal goo 1
alien autoautopsy kit 1
alien drugs 29
alien force field disruptor bean 8
alien gemstone 1
alien hologram projector 1
alien meat 1
alien plant goo 8
alien protein powder 1
alien sandwich 4
alien source code printout 1
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig 1
all-purpose cleaner 36
all-purpose flower 1
all-year sucker 1
almost-dead walkie-talkie 1
alpha-mail pants 9
alphabet gum 10
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 7
Amanitee 1
amber aviator shades 10
Ambitious Turkey 4
ammonite candy mold 2
ammonite fossil 9
Amnesiac Ale 1
amok pudding 11
amok putter 9
amphibious tophat 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 66
Amulet of Perpetual Darkness 1
Amulet of Yendor 1
ancient calendar 8
ancient calendar fragment 7
ancient cursed foot locker 5
ancient Elf dessert spoon 1
ancient frozen dinner 111
ancient hot dog wrapper 1
ancient ice cream scoop 52
ancient Magi-Wipes 56
ancient meat 3
ancient medicinal herbs 1
ancient oil painting of yourself 5
ancient pills 60
ancient poisoned dart 124
Ancient Protector Soda 1
ancient protein powder 96
ancient redwood 1
Ancient Saucehelm 8
ancient spice 52
ancient stone fist 10
ancient stone head 8
ancient turtle shell 2
ancient turtle shell helmet 2
ancient turtle shell powder 2
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 2
ancient vinyl coin purse 1
anemone nematocyst 8
anemone sauce 2
anemoney clip 1
angel-food cake 1
Angelhair Culottes 4
angry agate 1
Angry Farmer candy 99
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 10
angry inch 33
angst burger 10
animal part cracker 1
anise-flavored venom 1
Ankh of Badahnkadh 5
ankleweights 1
anniversary balloon 1
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 2
anniversary concrete fedora 1
Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy 1
anniversary pewter cape 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
annoying pitchfork 12
ant agonist 81
ant antidepressant 1
ant hoe 24
ant pick 19
ant pitchfork 15
ant rake 16
ant sickle 14
anti-anti-antidote 56
anti-burn cream 1
anti-creep cream 1
anti-freeze cream 4
anti-goosebump cream 4
anti-odor cream 1
anti-pain cream 1
anticheese 11
antimatter wad 1
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 1
antique accordion 21
antique beer 1
antique bottle of cough syrup 10
antique bottle opener 2
antique Canadian lantern 1
antique greaves 50
antique hand mirror 39
antique helmet 1
antique machete 50
antique nutcracker beard 1
antique nutcracker boots 1
antique nutcracker cape 1
antique nutcracker drumstick 1
antique nutcracker epaulets 1
antique nutcracker figurine 3
antique nutcracker hat 1
antique nutcracker pants 1
antique nutcracker sword 1
antique nutcracker waistcoat 1
antique packet of ketchup 151
antique painting of a landscape 6
antique pair of blue jeans 1
antique record album 4
antique shield 30
antique souvenir drawing 1
antique spear 36
antique spyglass 1
apathetic lizardman doll 1
aquamariner's necklace 1
aquamariner's ring 1
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 2
arcanoferric housing 1
archaeologing shovel 1
Argarggagarg's fang 5
arm buzzer 1
armgun 50
armored prawn 1
around the world 11
Arrow (+1) 183
arrow'd heart balloon 1
arrowgram 5
arrrgyle socks 10
Arrrmetia trading card 1
arse-a'fire elixir 1
artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice 1
artisanal limoncello 17
Artist's Butterknife of Regret 1
Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness 2
Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury 2
Artist's Spatula of Despair 2
Artist's Whisk of Misery 1
asbestos apron 30
asbestos crossbow 9
asbestos crossbow string 8
asbestos helmet turtle 1
asbestos meat stack 1
asbestos ore 96
asbestos staff 2
asbestos stick 20
asbestos sword 6
asbestos sword hilt 26
asbestos thermos 1
ASCII fu manchu 2
ASCII shirt 11
ash soda 1
Asleep in the Cemetery 9
asparagus knife 52
asparagus lo mein 10
asparagus stir-fry 9
aspirin 1
assassin's cheese knife 1
asshat 2
astral mushroom 7
astronaut pants 2
Atomic Comic 2
Atomic Pop 24
atomic vector plotter 2
attention spanner 1
attorney's badge 85
augmented El Vibrato drone 1
augmented-reality shades 1
Aura Libre 9
Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) 1
autocalliope 15
automa-bot parts 412
automatic catapult 1
automatic wine thief 1
autumn breeze 310
autumn dollar 5
autumn leaf 35
autumn years wisdom 248
autumn-spice donut 363
autumnal aegis 1
AutumnFest ale 51
autumnic balm 1
autumnic bomb 1
auxiliary backbone 8
awful poetry journal 94
Ax of L'rose 1
Aye Aye 9
Aye Aye, Captain 9
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth 9
Azurite 563
bätzle 3
baby bark scorpion 1
baby cuddlefish 1
baby killer bee 10
baby oil shooter 1
baby rigging snake 2
babycakes 4
backwoods banjo 1
backwoods screwdriver 12
BACON 63
bacon bath ball 3
baconstone 34
baconstone bracelet 6
baconstone earring 9
baconstone pendant 9
baconstone ring 9
bad rum and good cola 1
bad-ass club 1
badass belt 176
badass pie 1
badge of authority 22
badger badge 2
Bag o' Tricks 1
bag of airline peanuts 2
bag of bones 3
bag of Cheat-Os 100
bag of foreign bribes 1
bag of GORF 10
bag of GORP 10
bag of grain 2
bag of gross foreign snacks 7
bag of lard 12
bag of many confections 5
bag of park garbage 1
bag of pygmy blood 104
bag of QWOP 6
bag of random words 1
bag of sausage links 1
bag of unfinished business 1
bag of W&Ws 12
bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts 1
bagged stuffed "L" 1
baggie of powdered sugar 10
baggie of regular-sized tardigrades 1
Baja sopapilla 7
baked stuffing 1
baked veggie ricotta casserole 1
bakelite backpack 1
bakelite badge 1
bakelite belt 1
bakelite bits 1
bakelite bowl 1
bakelite breeches 1
bakelite brooch 1
bakelite-covered bacon 1
Bal-musette accordion 1
balaclava 17
balaclava baklava 13
balanced antler 1
ball 12
ball-in-a-cup 1
ballast turtle 6
balloon helmet 9
balloon monkey 10
balloon shield 10
balloon sword 11
ballpark hot daub 1
ballroom blintz 50
baloney rotgut 1
balsa plank 43
bamboo bokuto 10
banana 10
banana candle 1
banana cream pie 2
banana daiquiri 2
banana milkshake 2
banana peel 21
banana smoothie 2
banana spritzer 2
banana supersucker 10
bananagate 10
bananarama bangle 8
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 4
Bangyomaman battle juice 1
banjo kazoo mount 1
banjo strings 10
baobab sap 2
bar of freeze-dried water 1
bar skin 40
bar whip 10
barbed-wire fence 10
bargain flash powder 9
baritone accordion 8
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
bark rootbeer 4
barnacle-encrusted sweater 1
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 3
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 8
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 3
barrel beryl 1
barrel beryl choker 1
barrel beryl nose ring 1
barrel beryl ring 1
barrel cracker 10
barrel gun 2
barrel pickle 1
barrel-aged eggnog 1
barrel-aged martini 1
barrelhead 1
barrrnacle 13
barskin buckler 2
barskin cloak 3
barskin hat 8
barskin loincloth 2
barskin tent 10
bartender skull 2
bartender-in-the-box 2
bartender-skull-in-the-box 4
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 12
Barulio's bottle 10
basaltamander tongue 1
baseball 61
Bash-Ōs boxtop 4
Bash-Ōs cereal 12
basic martini 1
basic meat crossbow 10
basic meat fez 3
basic meat foon 2
basic meat helmet 9
basic meat kilt 3
basic meat pants 9
basic meat skirt 3
basic meat spork 4
basic meat staff 2
basic meat sword 10
bastard baster 1
Bastille Battalion cheese wheel 1
Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher 1
Bastille Battalion tattoo kit 1
bat guano 94
bat haggis 10
bat hat 1
bat whip 2
bat wing 209
bat wing kabob 10
bat wing stir-fry 10
bat-ass leather jacket 1
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 2
batarang 1
batblade 78
batgut 282
bath ball gift set 1
batskin belt 74
battered Crimbo Crate 5
battered hubcap 2
battered old top-hat 1
battery (9-Volt) 1
battery (AA) 1
battery (AAA) 1
battery (car) 1
battery (D) 1
battery (lantern) 1
battery-powered drill 1
Battlie Light Saver 104
bazooka cozy 2
bazookafish bubble gum 12
beach ball marble 1
beach glass bead 36
beach glass necklace 2
bean burrito 18
beanbag chair 10
bear claw 1
beard incense 1
beastly paste 1
beaten-up Chucks 11
beautiful rainbow 1
beaver punch (cherry) 1
beaver punch (papaya) 1
beaver punch (peach) 1
beaver spear 14
beavermouth 1
bed of coals 12
Beefy Crunch Pastaco 1
beefy fish meat 71
beefy pill 47
beer basted brat 10
beer bomb 294
beer bong 87
beer cartilage 4
beer goggles 4
beer helmet 11
beer lens 15
beer-a-pult 4
beer-battered accordion 7
beer-scented teddy bear 3
beer-soaked mop 13
beertini 12
beery blood 1
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 5
beetle antenna 2
beggin' cologne 1
begpwnia 2
beholed bedsheet 2
beige clambroth marble 1
Beignet Milgranet 10
bejeweled accordion strap 4
bejeweled cufflinks 1
bejeweled pledge pin 11
belemnite candy mold 4
belemnite fossil 10
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
bellhop bell 10
bellhop's hat 1
Belt of Howling Anger 6
belt of Ogrekind 1
Ben-Gal™ Balm 33
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 1
bent scrap metal 26
berries of suffering 16
berry-infused sake 1
Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog 1
Better Than Cuddling Cake 6
Bettie page 1
bezoar ring 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 2
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 1
BGE merchandise order form 10
BGE pocket calendar 2
BGE shotglass 10
BGE temporary tattoo 1
BGE tiny plastic toy 3
bi-lateral logic compressor 2
Bicycle 1
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 6
big bad voodoo mask 19
big bass drum 32
big boom 169
big bumboozer marble 1
big bundle of chamoix 5
Big Candy's tophat 1
big dribbly candle 15
big hot pepper 1
Big Punk 1
big red button 7
big red clown nose 20
big rock 78
big slimy cyst 1
big stick 10
big stirring stick 2
bigger stick 7
bilge wine 10
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 2
bindle of joy 2
bindlestocking 10
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 17
birdbone corset 1
birdybug antenna 2
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 1
bishop cookie 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 21
Bit O' Quail Spleen 1
bit of clingfilm 21
bit-o-cactus 104
bite-me-red lipstick 10
bitter pill 2
BitterSweetTarts 7
BittyCar HotCar 1
BittyCar MeatCar 1
BittyCar SoulCar 1
Bjorn's Hammer 4
black & tan 11
black and white cracker 1
black belt 2
black blade 44
Black Body™ spray 7
black BRICKO brick 3
black candy heart 15
black candygram 1
black catseye marble 1
black cherry soda 10
black cloak 25
black cowboy hat 1
black Crimbo ball 11
black eye shadow 142
black eyedrops 14
black facepaint 6
black forest cake 24
black forest ham 21
black friar's tonsure 2
black gallstone 1
black gold 107
black greaves 10
black helmet 11
Black Hole 10
black kettle drum 11
black label 78
black lotus 1
black magic powder 2
black mana 1
Black No. 2 72
black paisley oyster egg 5
black pension check 34
black pepper 27
black picnic basket 41
black pixel 1,600
black plastic oyster egg 10
black polka-dot oyster egg 9
black pudding 11
black sheepskin diploma 9
black shield 10
black slime glob 1
black snake skin 67
black snowcone 1
black spot 10
black striped oyster egg 7
black sword 12
black tear 12
black velvet box 1
black-and-blue light 10
blackberry 113
blackberry combat boots 10
blackberry galoshes 13
blackberry moccasins 5
blackberry polite 2
blackberry slippers 7
Blackfly Chardonnay 18
blammer 10
blank diary 2
blank fudge mold 4
blank note 1
blank prescription sheet 1
Blatantly Canadian 13
blended frozen swill 10
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 2
blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail 1
blind-packed capsule toy 10
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 90
Bling of the New Wave 3
Blizzards I Have Died In 3
blob of acid 10
blob of Alphredo™ 10
blob of wood glue 52
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 10
Blood 'n' Plenty 10
blood and blood 4
blood flower 2
blood kiwi 1
Blood Light 1
blood of the Wereseal 3
blood roll-up 1
blood sausage 3
blood snowcone 1
blood-drive sticker 1
blood-faced volleyball 5
blood-red mushroom wine 1
blood-soaked sponge cake 1
bloodied surgical dungarees 35
bloodstain stick 60
bloodstick 1
bloody beer 12
bloody clown pants 25
bloody mary 14
Bloody Nora 3
blowdart 65
blown-out speaker cone 1
blue canary nightlight 1
blue class ring 1
Blue Diamond of Honesty 7
blue grass 3
blue lava globs 1
blue mana 1
blue money bag 1
blue oyster badge 1
blue paisley oyster egg 9
blue pixel 529
blue pixel potion 11
blue plasma ball 10
blue plastic baby 1
blue plastic oyster egg 10
blue plate 1
blue polka-dot oyster egg 10
blue potion 20
blue pumps 1
blue raspberry troll doll 1
blue shell 13
blue snowcone 2
blue striped oyster egg 9
blue suede shoes 1
blue tulip 1
blue velvet cake 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 9
blueberry-frosted king cake 1
blundarrrbus 2
blunt cat claw 10
blunt icepick 10
Bluzzard 1
bobble-hip hula elf doll 1
bobcat grenade 10
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
Bohemian rhapsody 3
boilermaker 10
boilgun 1
boiling broth 1
boiling hot cocoa 1
boiling seal blood 10
bolder boulder 1
Boletus Broletus mushroom 3
Boltsmann ID badge 2
bone abacus 76
bone and arrows 1
bone aperitif 1
bone bandoneon 11
bone bons 1
bone broth 2
bone chips 10
bone collar 2
bone crusher 1
bone flute 63
bone meal 1
bone rattle 11
Bone's Farm "wine" 1
boneana hammock 1
bonedanna 1
bonerang 1
Bonerdagon necklace 2
Bonestabber 10
boning knife 1
bonsai tree 1
booby trap 1
book of facts 1
book of facts (dog-eared) 1
book of matches 61
Book of Old-Timey Carols 1
boot flask 1
boot knife 4
BOOterfinger 1
BOOtonniere 2
Boots of Twilight Whispers 3
booty chest charrrm 13
booty chest charrrm bracelet 10
booze bindle 1
booze drive button 1
booze mailing list 1
booze-soaked cherry 4
boozebomb 10
Boozehounds Anonymous token 9
Bordeaux Marteaux 11
borg sock monkey 10
boring spaghetti 16
Boris's beer 1
Boris's bread 1
Boris's key lime 11
Boris's key lime pie 10
Boris's ring 10
borrowed time 10
Boss Bat bling 2
Boss Bat britches 5
Boss Drops 15
bottle of alcohol 106
bottle of Amontillado 1
bottle of anís 1
bottle of antifreeze 4
bottle of black cat tonic 10
bottle of Blank-Out 10
bottle of Bloodweiser 2
bottle of bubbles 11
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 29
bottle of clam juice 1
bottle of Cochon Noir 1
bottle of cooking sherry 103
bottle of Crème de Fugu 1
bottle of Crimbognac 1
bottle of dark rhum 1
bottle of Definit 19
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 22
bottle of drinkin' gas 3
bottle of Evermore 11
bottle of extra-dark rhum 1
bottle of extra-strength melodramamine 1
bottle of fire 10
bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA 1
bottle of fruity "wine" 4
bottle of gin 204
bottle of goofballs 12
bottle of Greedy Dog 4
bottle of gregnadigne 1
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 9
bottle of Lambada Lambic 1
bottle of laundry sherry 10
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 23
bottle of lighter fluid 4
bottle of limeade 2
bottle of melodramamine 1
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 73
bottle of moontan lotion 1
bottle of Mystic Shell 5
bottle of norwhiskey 5
bottle of novelty hot sauce 1
bottle of Old Pugilist 2
bottle of Ooze-O 1
bottle of peppermint schnapps 1
bottle of perfume 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 10
bottle of Pinot Renoir 10
bottle of pirate juice 11
bottle of popskull 208
bottle of Professor Beer 2
bottle of Race Car Red 1
bottle of Rapier Witbier 1
bottle of realpagne 4
bottle of Red-Out 1
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 7
bottle of rum 301
bottle of sake 10
bottle of Sanguiovese 1
bottle of sea wine 13
bottle of sewage schnapps 11
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 3
bottle of super-extra-dark rhum 1
bottle of tequila 209
bottle of ultravitamins 8
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 11
bottle of vodka 289
bottle of whiskey 279
bottle of wine 10
bottle opener belt buckle 145
bottle-rocket crossbow 1
bottlecap turtle 1
bottled inspiration 8
bottled swamp gas 15
bottoms of the barrel 1
boulder 16
Boulevardier cocktail 3
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bounty-hunting pants 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 2
bow 1
bow staff 1
bowl full of jelly 35
bowl of Bounty-Os 1
bowl of cottage cheese 169
bowl of eyeballs 5
bowl of fishysoisse 7
bowl of Jeal-O 5
bowl of lucky charms 11
bowl of maggots 1
bowl of marinade 2
bowl of mernudo 10
bowl of mummy guts 4
bowl of prescription candy 1
bowl of rye sprouts 10
Bowl of Scorpions 10
bowl of topioca 2
bowlegged pants 1
bowler 1
Bowlet 1
bowling ball 20
box 67
box o' ghosts 1
box of Dweebs 15
box of Familiar Jacks 10
box of hammers 10
box of hickory chips 1
box of Pokëmann band-aids 2
box of sunshine 12
box turtle 4
box-in-the-box 10
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 10
boxcar turtle 2
boxed august scepter 1
boxed autumn-aton 1
boxed champagne 11
boxed gumball machine 2
boxed wine 174
Boxing Day Pass 1
boxing glove 13
boxing glove on a spring 3
boxing-glove-in-a-box 2
Brain Food Pastaco 1
brain preservation fluid 1
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 10
brains casserole 8
BRAINS shorts 10
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 1
brainy skull 4
Bram's choker 2
bran muffin 1
brand new key 1
brass abacus 1
brass bung spigot 2
brass crank handle 2
brass dorsal fin 1
brass gear 161
brass stinger 7
brass turkey knuckles 1
brazen bracelet 1
bread basket 2
bread line 5
bread man 3
bread mold 1
bread pie 11
bread roll 1
breadchucks 34
breaded beer 1
breadwand 1
Breakfast Blast wine cooler 11
breakfast mess 3
breakfast miracle 1
breath mint 3
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 10
Breathitin™ 1
brick 16
brick of sand 22
BRICKO airship 1
BRICKO bat 1
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BRICKO bulwark 1
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CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 2
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d6 1
d8 10
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Daffy Taffy 10
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Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested 1
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Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose 1
Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week 1
daily dungeon malware 1
daisy 4
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depleted Grimacite gravy boat 1
depleted Grimacite hammer 1
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 1
depleted Grimacite ninja mask 1
depleted Grimacite shinguards 1
depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt 1
depleted uranium seal figurine 4
desiccated apricot 72
designer handbag 1
desktop zen garden 1
detective skull 7
detective tattoo 1
dethklok 10
devil hair pasta 1
Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce 1
devil's-food cake 1
devil-summoning hat 1
deviled egg 1
devilish folio 34
dew yoana lei 2
dew yoana salacious lei 1
diamond necklace 12
diamond-studded cane 79
diamond-studded fronts 1
diamondback skin 1
dice belt buckle 1
dice ring 1
dice sunglasses 1
dice-print do-rag 1
dice-print pajama pants 1
dice-shaped backpack 1
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 1
didgeridooka 99
Diet Cloaca Cola 10
dieting pill 85
digital key lime 10
digital key lime pie 10
digital underground potion 3
dilapidated wizard hat 11
dill 1
diluted makeup 24
dinged-up triangle 2
dingy planks 5
dinner roll 6
Dinsey Maintenance Manual 1
Dinsey tattoo kit 1
dire fudgesicle 144
dirt julep 1
dirty hobo gloves 46
dirty rigging rope 1
disassembled clover 914
disbelief suspenders 2
discarded swimming trunks 5
Disco 'Fro Pick 7
disco ball 26
Disco Banjo 13
disco biscuit 1
disco horoscope (Aquarius) 10
disco horoscope (Aries) 10
disco horoscope (Cancer) 10
disco horoscope (Capricorn) 10
disco horoscope (Gemini) 10
disco horoscope (Leo) 10
disco horoscope (Libra) 10
disco horoscope (Pisces) 10
disco horoscope (Sagittarius) 10
disco horoscope (Scorpio) 10
disco horoscope (Taurus) 10
disco horoscope (Virgo) 10
disco mask 87
discocktail 10
disease 60
disembodied brain 62
disembodied smile 21
Disgeist 1
Dish of Clarified Butter 1
dishrag 35
disintegrating quill pen 352
disintegrating sheet music 12
disintegrating spiky collar 11
displaced fish 112
disposable instant camera 16
disposable lighter 1
distention pill 1
distilled fortified wine 13
distilled resin 1
distressed denim pants 11
disturbing fanfic 64
Divine 12
divine blowout 10
divine can of silly string 10
divine champagne flute 10
divine champagne popper 6
divine cracker 7
divine noisemaker 9
diving muff 4
DNOTC Box 3
do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit 1
Doc Clock's thyme cocktail 1
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 75
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 20
Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic 5
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 2
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 10
Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum 1
Doc's Fortifying Wine 2
Doc's Limbering Wine 1
Doc's Medical-Grade Wine 1
Doc's Miracle Cure 3
Doc's Smartifying Wine 1
Doc's Special Reserve Wine 1
dog ointment 1
Dogsgotnonoz pills 11
doll house 2
dollar sign 2
dollar-sign bag 10
dollhive 10
dollop of barbecue sauce 4
Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat 1
Dolphin King's crown 11
dolphin whistle 7
donated booze 4
donated candy 4
donated food 5
donkey flipbook 1
dope gangsta bling-bling 12
dope wheels 11
dorky glasses 2
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 25
double barreled barrel gun 1
double daisy 1
double entendre 1
double-barreled sling 15
double-ice box 1
double-ice britches 3
double-ice cap 1
double-ice gum 15
Doublepunchplanter 10
dove DNA 1
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 19
drab sonata 114
Drac & Tan 10
drafty drawers 1
draggin' ball hat 21
dragon snaps 14
dragonfish caviar 1
Dragonscale breastplate 1
Dramatic™ range 82
dread tarragon 2
dreadful roast 2
dreadlock whip 45
Dreadsylvanian Almanac page 48
Dreadsylvanian cold pocket 1
Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned 1
Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy 1
Dreadsylvanian grimlet 1
Dreadsylvanian hemlock 1
Dreadsylvanian hot pocket 1
Dreadsylvanian hot toddy 1
Dreadsylvanian seed pod 1
Dreadsylvanian skeleton key 1
Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket 1
Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple 1
Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket 1
Dreadsylvanian stink pocket 1
dream of a dog 1
dregs of a Crimbo cocktail 301
dress pants 14
Dressage 1
dried face 71
dried gelatinous cube 1
drink chit 12
drinks tray 1
Drip harness 1
Drip Institute petri dish 1
dripping meat crossbow 8
dripping meat staff 5
dripping meat sword 10
drippy bezoar 1
drippy candy bar 1
drippy caviar 1
drippy enzyme 1
drippy grub 1
drippy ichor 1
drippy khakis 1
drippy nugget 1
drippy pilsner 1
drippy plum(?) 1
drippy salt 1
drippy seed 1
drippy staff 1
drippy stake 1
drippy stein 1
drippy truncheon 1
drive-by shooting 1
drive-thru burger 2
Drizzlers™ Black Licorice 1
droll monocle 4
dromedary drinking helmet 1
drone self-destruct chip 14
droopy doll eye 42
drop of water-37 6
droppable microphone 1
dropped scrap of paper 12
Drowsy Sword 68
drug cocktail sauce 2
druidic s'more 1
drum machine 16
drum of pomade 1
drum of tommy ammo 171
Drunk Uncles holo-record 1
Drunken Astrophysicist 10
Drunken Neurologist 10
Drunken Philosopher 10
Drunkula's silky pants 1
dry cleaning receipt 1
dry martini 2
dry noodles 3,985
dry vodka martini 4
drywall axe 19
dubious loincloth 1
dubious peppermint 15
ducha de oro 10
duck-on-a-string 2
duct tape 266
duct tape buckler 2
duct tape dockers 2
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape shirt 2
duct tape sword 2
duct tape wallet 1
dude ranch souvenir crate 2
dueling banjo 7
dueling turtle 9
DUFRESNE Suds 1
Duke Vampire's regal cloak 1
dull fish scale 252
dumb mud 2
Dump Truck 11
Dungeon Fist gauntlet 1
dungeoneer's dungarees 11
dungeoneering kit 28
duonoculars 1
Duskwalker fangs 25
Duskwalker syringe 68
Dust bunny 1
dusty animal cranium 2
dusty animal jawbone 1
dusty animal pelvis 4
dusty animal skull 1
dusty bottle of blood 2
dusty bottle of Marsala 20
dusty bottle of Merlot 22
dusty bottle of Muscat 22
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 26
dusty bottle of Port 19
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 16
dusty Crimbo crate 2
dusty eighth caudal vertebra 5
dusty eighth thoracic vertebra 7
dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra 8
dusty fifth caudal vertebra 4
dusty fifth cervical vertebra 3
dusty fifth lumbar vertebra 2
dusty fifth thoracic vertebra 3
dusty first caudal vertebra 4
dusty first cervical vertebra 2
dusty first lumbar vertebra 6
dusty first thoracic vertebra 1
dusty fourth caudal vertebra 4
dusty fourth cervical vertebra 1
dusty fourth lumbar vertebra 3
dusty fourth thoracic vertebra 4
dusty left clavicle 2
dusty left eighth rib 2
dusty left eleventh rib 5
dusty left femur 5
dusty left fibula 1
dusty left fifth rib 2
dusty left first front claw 3
dusty left first rear claw 3
dusty left first rib 4
dusty left fourth front claw 2
dusty left fourth rear claw 2
dusty left fourth rib 3
dusty left humerus 3
dusty left kneecap 2
dusty left ninth rib 1
dusty left radius 9
dusty left scapula 7
dusty left second front claw 1
dusty left second rear claw 4
dusty left second rib 3
dusty left seventh rib 2
dusty left sixth rib 2
dusty left tenth rib 5
dusty left third front claw 2
dusty left third rear claw 5
dusty left third rib 7
dusty left thumb 1
dusty left tibia 3
dusty left twelfth rib 4
dusty left ulna 4
dusty ninth caudal vertebra 2
dusty ninth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty right clavicle 1
dusty right eighth rib 6
dusty right eleventh rib 3
dusty right femur 1
dusty right fibula 2
dusty right fifth rib 3
dusty right first front claw 3
dusty right first rear claw 9
dusty right first rib 2
dusty right fourth front claw 1
dusty right fourth rear claw 1
dusty right fourth rib 3
dusty right humerus 4
dusty right kneecap 2
dusty right ninth rib 2
dusty right radius 6
dusty right scapula 4
dusty right second front claw 1
dusty right second rear claw 5
dusty right second rib 2
dusty right seventh rib 4
dusty right sixth rib 3
dusty right tenth rib 3
dusty right third front claw 3
dusty right third rear claw 3
dusty right third rib 1
dusty right thumb 5
dusty right tibia 5
dusty right twelfth rib 1
dusty right ulna 2
dusty sacral vertebrae 2
dusty second caudal vertebra 1
dusty second cervical vertebra 2
dusty second lumbar vertebra 1
dusty second thoracic vertebra 6
dusty seventh caudal vertebra 6
dusty seventh cervical vertebra 5
dusty seventh lumbar vertebra 1
dusty seventh thoracic vertebra 5
dusty sixth caudal vertebra 1
dusty sixth cervical vertebra 3
dusty sixth lumbar vertebra 2
dusty sixth thoracic vertebra 2
dusty tenth caudal vertebra 2
dusty tenth thoracic vertebra 2
dusty third caudal vertebra 1
dusty third cervical vertebra 3
dusty third lumbar vertebra 1
dusty third thoracic vertebra 2
dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra 1
dwarf bread 8
dwarvish magazine 4
dwarvish war helmet 1
dwarvish war kilt 1
dwarvish war mattock 1
Dweebisol™ inhaler 1
Dyspepsi grenade 8
Dyspepsi-Cola 30
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations 10
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 8
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 8
Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack 10
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 9
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen 10
eagle feather 33
eagle's milk 246
ear candle 1
ear poison 4
Earring of Fire 4
Earth and Firewater 10
Earth, Wind and Firewater 10
easter egg balloon 41
Eau de Guaneau 18
eau de mort 1
eaves droppers 1
Ecto-Cooler 7
ectoplasm au jus 2
ectoplasmic orbs 310
ectoplasmic paste 1
edible alien plant bit 10
eel battery 1
eel sauce 2
eel skin 3
eelskin hat 1
eelskin pants 1
eelskin shield 1
eerie fetish 1
Effermint™ tablets 25
effervescent potion 175
effluvious emerald 7
eggbeater 43
eggman noodles 1
eggnog 13
eggwater 5
Egnaro berry 1
eighth plague 1
El Sombrero De Lopez 13
El Vibrato drone 1
El Vibrato energy spear 1
El Vibrato helmet 1
El Vibrato leg guards 1
El Vibrato Megadrone 1
El Vibrato power sphere 13
El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) 4
El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) 3
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 10
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 10
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 6
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 7
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 2
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 11
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 10
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 10
El Vibrato translator 1
El Vibrato trapezoid 1
Elder Turtle Shell 12
elderly jawbreaker 1
eldritch alignment spray 1
eldritch concentrate 1
eldritch distillate 1
eldritch dough 1
eldritch effluvium 10
eldritch elixir 1
eldritch essence 1
eldritch extract 1
eldritch hammer 1
eldritch hat 1
eldritch ichor 1
eldritch mushroom 1
eldritch mushroom pizza 1
eldritch oil 6
eldritch pants 1
eldritch rub 1
electric copperhead potion 1
electric crutch 3
electric Kool-Aid 2
electric mushroom 1
electric pants 11
Electric Punch 1
electric snakebite 18
electrical thingamabob 10
electronic dulcimer pants 1
electronics kit 14
elegant nightstick 25
elemental caipiroska 12
elemental paste 1
elemental sugarcube 1
elephant stinger 14
eleven-foot pole 65
elf army field rations 2
Elf Army machine parts 30
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 39
Elf Guard broom 1
Elf Guard clipboard 1
Elf Guard commandeering gloves 2
Elf Guard eyedrops 1
Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts 1
Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) 1
Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion 1
Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) 1
Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping 1
Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) 1
Elf Guard fuel tank 1
Elf Guard hangover cure 1
Elf Guard honor present 1
Elf Guard hotpants 2
Elf Guard insignia (private) 4
Elf Guard mouthknife 6
Elf Guard MPC 14
Elf Guard officer's sidearm 2
Elf Guard patrol cap 2
Elf Guard payroll bag 1
Elf Guard red and white beret 1
Elf Guard safety bear 1
Elf Guard SCUBA tank 1
Elf Guard squirtgun 1
Elf Guard strategic map 1
Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo 1
Elf Guard tinsel grenade 1
Elf Guard war standard 1
elf ploughshare 1
Elfin shortbread 10
Elizabeth's Dollie 2
Elizabeth's paintbrush 2
Ellsbury's journal 1
Ellsbury's skull 1
Elmley shades 36
Elron's Explosive Etude 5
elven limbos gingerbread 10
elven cellocello 11
elven hardtack 29
elven magi-pack 1,098
elven medi-pack 978
elven moonshine 10
elven socks 5
elven squeeze 10
elven suicide capsule 10
elven tambourine 1
elven whittling knife 1
Elvish delight 14
Elvish underarmor 1
embezzler's oil 1
EMD holo-record 1
emergency glowstick 1
emergency margarita 1
empty agua de vida bottle 64
empty blowgun 1
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 79
empty lava bottle 1
empty meat tank 29
enchanted barbell 14
enchanted bean 111
enchanted bean burrito 12
enchanted brass knuckles 11
enchanted eyepatch 13
enchanted fire extinguisher 1
Enchanted Flyswatter 1
enchanted handwarmer 2
enchanted muesli 1
Enchanted Plunger 2
enchanted toothpick 21
enchantlers 8
encoder ring 2
energized spores 1
Energy Buzz Pastaco 1
energy drink IV 189
Engorged Sausages and You 1
enhanced signal receiver 1
ennui-flavored potato chips 49
enormous belt buckle 76
enormous hoop earring 12
Ent cider 10
enticing mayolus 1
epic cluster 1
epic wad 1
equal sign 7
eraser nubbin 23
ert grey goo ring 2
escargotsicle 7
especially salty dog 2
essential cameraderie 3
essential soy 4
essential tofu 2
eternal car battery 1
even more tinsel 1
Event Horizon 10
everfull glass 1
Everlasting Deckswabber 28
Every Day is Like This Sundae 1
evil golden arch 36
evil golden arches 1
evil googly eye 1
evil teddy bear 9
evil teddy bear sewing kit 2
evil-ass club 1
exactly-three-shaped box 1
excitement pill 19
executive mime flask 1
exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton 1
exotic jungle fruit 57
exotic orchid 2
exotic parrot egg 1
exotic travel brochure 1
expensive camera 4
expensive champagne 1
expensive cigar 5
experimental serum G-9 1
experimental serum P-00 1
expired bottle of peppermint schnapps 1
expired can of franks 'n' beans 2
expired MRE 1
exploding gum 1
exploding hacky-sack 65
explosion-flavored chewing gum 12
extra time 1
extra-fancy ring setting 10
extra-flat panini 11
extra-greasy slider 10
extra-grubby grub 1
extra-heavy BRICKO brick 1
extra-large palm-frond toupee 2
extra-potent gremlin mutagen 8
extra-see-thru nightie 1
Extra-slimy Slimosa 1
extra-spicy bloody mary 10
extra-strength goo 1
extra-strength red potion 8
extra-strength rubber bands 4
extra-strength strongness elixir 10
extra-toasted half sandwich 1
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 48
eXtreme meat crossbow 2
eXtreme meat staff 2
eXtreme meat sword 2
eXtreme mittens 111
eXtreme nose ring 1
eXtreme scarf 101
extremely confusing manual 1
extremely skinny jeans 1
extremely slippery nipple 1
extremely wet T-shirt 1
Extrovermectin™ 4
eye 'n' horn shampoo 1
Eye Agate 175
Eye and a Twist 3
eye of newt 10
eye of the Tiger-lily 5
eye-pod 2
eyebrow lifter 1
eyedrops of newt 58
eyedrops of the ermine 10
eyedrops of the ocelot 2
eyepatch 85
f3d0r4 29
Fabiotion 1
fabric hardener 54
fabric softener 51
facehugging alien 6
facsimile dictionary 10
faded green protest sign 2
faded red protest sign 2
fairy gravy boat 11
fake blood 28
fake cocktail 1
fake fake vomit 2
fake hand 1
fake plastic grass 2
Falcon™ Maltese Liquor 2
false eyelashes 2
familiar scrapbook 1
Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium 2
fancy ball mask 1
fancy bath salts 164
fancy beef jerky 4
fancy beer bottle 1
fancy beer label 1
fancy black tie 1
fancy blue potion 10
fancy but probably evil chocolate 5
fancy calligraphy pen 1
fancy canapés 1
fancy chess set 7
fancy chocolate 4
fancy chocolate car 10
fancy chocolate sculpture 1
fancy dress ball 7
fancy opera glasses 2
fancy schmancy cheese sauce 3
fancy seashell necklace 95
fancy tin beer can 4
fancy tophat 1
fancy tuxedo pants 1
Fantasma en la Máquina 3
FantasyRealm guest pass 1
FantasyRealm key 1
FantasyRealm Mage's Hat 21
FantasyRealm mead 1
FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask 39
FantasyRealm tattoo kit 1
FantasyRealm turkey leg 1
FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm 32
farfalle bow tie 1
fat bottom quark 22
fat loot token 12
fat stacks of cash 39
fat wallet 4
Fauna Libre 10
Faux 1
FDKOL commendation 1,070
FDKOL fire hose 1
FDKOL hotcakes 10
FDKOL tattoo 1
Feliz Navidad 1
felt 13
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 20
fermenting powder 10
ferret bait 93
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 10
fertilized ghuol egg 1
festive egg sac 2
festive holiday hat 8
festive sausage 2
festive warbear bank 1
fetid feather 74
Fettris 10
fettucini épines Inconnu 1
fettucini Inconnu 10
Feynman gate 3
fez of etymology 14
fiberglass fannypack 1
fiberglass fedora 1
fiberglass fetish 1
fiberglass fibers 1
fiberglass fingerguard 1
fiberglass foil 1
fiberglass frock 1
fiberglass insulation 1
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy 1
fiery wing 10
figurine of a charred seal 33
figurine of a cold seal 123
figurine of a cute baby seal 10
figurine of a shadowy seal 27
figurine of a sleek seal 95
figurine of a slippery seal 51
figurine of a stinking seal 24
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 67
figurine of an ancient seal 11
figurine of an armored seal 10
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 166
filet of The Fish 2
filigreed hamethyst earring 2
filigreed hamethyst necklace 2
filigreed hamethyst ring 3
filled mosquito 12
filth-encrusted futon 7
filthy armor 1
filthy child leash 4
filthy corduroys 19
filthy hippy poncho 9
filthy knitted dread sack 26
filthy lucre 1
filthy monkey head 1
filthy pestle 20
filthy poultice 229
fin-bit wax 1
fine aged cheddarwurst 52
fine wine 18
finger cuffs 1
finger cymbals 21
finger exerciser 10
Finnish Fish 1
fire 8
fire ant pheromones 1
fire axe 3
fire flower 16
fire hose 1
fire of unknown origin 88
fire poi 76
fire-roasted lake trout 33
fireball 56
firebomb 2
fireclutch 1
fireman's helmet 1
fireman's lunch 1
firemilk 25
fireproof megaphone 1
fireproof skip lid 1
Firewater 10
first-aid pouch 1
fish bazooka 2
fish head 1
fish juice box 1
fish sauce 1
fish scimitar 1
fish stick 1
fish stick cozy 1
fish-liver oil 10
fishbone belt 1
fishbone bracers 1
fishbone catcher's mitt 1
fishbone corset 1
fishbone facemask 1
fishbone fins 1
fishbone kneepads 1
fishcake 2
fishelada 10
fishin' hat 1
fishy fish 11
fishy fish casserole 22
fishy fish lasagna 1
fishy paste 1
fishy pipe 1
fishy wand 1
fistful of wood shavings 1
fitness wristband 1
Fitspiration™ poster 1
Five Second Energy™ 1
five-fingered fern resin 1
fixed-gear bicycle 2
fizzing spore pod 6
fizzy potion 111
Flag by the Foot™ 1
flagstone fez 1
flagstone flag 1
flagstone flail 1
flagstone fleece 1
flagstone flip-flops 1
flagstone fringe 1
flame orb 1
flamin' bindle 8
Flamin' Whatshisname 67
Flaming Caipiranha 10
flaming cardboard sword 10
flaming crutch 45
flaming feather 214
flaming glowsticks 2
Flaming Knob 10
Flaming Mohobo 10
flaming mushroom 11
flaming mushroom wine 2
flaming nose 2
Flaming Sazerorc 10
flaming sword 10
flaming talons 34
flamingo mallet 1
Flan 1
flan del mar 3
Flan in the Moon 1
flange 82
flapper fly 1
flaregun 83
Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory 1
flashing novelty button 1
flashy pirate dreadlocks 1
flask flops 68
flask of Amontillado 3
flask of baconstone juice 2
flask of egggrog 1
flask of embalming fluid 1
flask of Gnomochloric acid 1
flask of hamethyst juice 2
flask of mining oil 1
flask of moonshine 21
flask of porquoise juice 2
flask of port 1
flask of rainwater 1
flask of tainted mining oil 82
Flaskfull of Hollow 1
flat cider 1
flat dough 6
flat mushroom wine 2
flavored foot massage oil 10
flavorless gruel 76
flayed mind 10
fleetwood chain 145
fleetwood mac 'n' cheese 3
fleetwood macaroni 10
Fleshazole™ 2
fleshy putty 56
flimsy clipboard 18
flimsy hardwood scraps 1
flirtatious feather 190
floaty gravel 2
floaty inverse geode 3
floaty pebbles 9
floaty rock 1
floaty rock helmet 1
floaty rock necklace 1
floaty rock pants 1
floaty sand 21
floorboard cruft 9
floral print shirt 9
floral-print skirt 5
flour cookie 5
flower petal pie 10
flowing hippy skirt 22
fluid of fudge-finding 10
fluorescent lightbulb 10
flute of flat champagne 60
Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form 1
Flying Caipiranha 10
flypaper staff 3
flytrap bezoar 2
flytrap pellet 18
foam dart 10
foam noodle 6
foam pistol 1
foetid seal tear 36
Fog Murderer 10
foggy glass globe 1
foie gras 8
folder (barbarian) 1
folder (blue) 10
folder (catfish) 1
folder (cyan) 1
folder (D-Team) 1
folder (dancing dolphins) 1
folder (Ex-Files) 1
folder (green) 10
folder (heavy metal) 11
folder (holographic fractal) 1
folder (Jackass Plumber) 1
folder (Knight Writer) 1
folder (KOLHS) 1
folder (magenta) 1
folder (owl) 1
folder (rainbow unicorn) 1
folder (red) 10
folder (Seawolf) 1
folder (skull and crossbones) 1
folder (smiley face) 10
folder (space skeleton) 1
folder (sports car) 2
folder (sportsballs) 2
folder (Stinky Trash Kid) 10
folder (tranquil landscape) 1
folder (wizard) 1
folder (Yedi) 2
folder (yellow) 1
food drive button 1
food mailing list 1
foolscap fool's cap 19
foon 10
foon of fearfulness 4
foon of fleshiness 10
foon of foulness 8
foon of frigidity 9
foon of fulmination 10
foot-long hot daub 1
football helmet 10
forbidden danish 10
forbidden sausage 5
foreign box 1
forest canopy bed 1
forest spirit rattle 1
forest tears 11
fortifying hot cocoa 1
fortune cookie 11
fossilized baboon skull 2
fossilized bat skull 2
fossilized demon skull 2
fossilized limb 10
fossilized serpent skull 2
fossilized spider skull 2
fossilized spike 10
fossilized spine 10
fossilized torso 10
fossilized wing 10
fossilized wyrm skull 5
fountain 'soda' 8
Frankly Mr. Shank 1
Frat Army FGF 92
frat brats 15
frayed rope belt 11
Freddie's blessing of Mercury 1
Freddy Kruegerand 1
free boots 1
free-range mushroom 1
freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini 20
freezerburned ice cube 33
freezin' bindle 4
freightcake 9
French bronilla brogurt 1
French slippers 1
french-fry grabber 1
French-Transylvanian Dictionary 1
fresh can of paint 1
freshwater fishbone 9
freshwater pearl necklace 82
fricasseed brains 116
Friendliness Beverage 14
friendly cheez blob 2
Friendly Turkey 1
frightful feather 80
frigid air mattress 11
frigid fudgepuck 10
frigid hankyū 15
frigid mote 4
frigid ninja stars 195
Frigid Northern Beans 3
frigid-ass club 1
frilly shirt 11
frilly skirt 34
frog lip-print 1
Frogade 75
Fromage Pinotage 10
frontwinder skin 1
frost flower 1
Frost™ brand sword 10
frost-rimed desk bell 9
frost-rimed seal hide 1
frostbite-flavored Hob-O 10
frosty halo 10
Frosty's arm 2
Frosty's carrot 2
Frosty's frosty mug 11
Frosty's iceball 1
Frosty's nailbat 2
Frosty's old silk hat 3
Frosty's snowball sack 2
Frown Exerciser 1
frozen banquet 12
frozen danish 10
frozen feather 195
frozen Mob Penguin 7
frozen mushroom 9
frozen nunchaku 34
frozen seal spine 2
frozen shampoo-conditioner 1
frozen tofu pop 2
frozen turtle shell 13
fruit basket 1
fruit bat 1
fruit bowl 10
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guy made of bee pollen 10
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Hodgman's metal detector 2
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holiday cheese log 2
Holiday Fun! 11
holiday log 2
holistic headache remedy 10
Hollandaise helmet 76
hollow rock 1
holly-flavored Hob-O 1
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Homebodyl™ 4
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honey bun of Boris 1
honey dipper 1
honey mead 2
honey stick 23
honey-dew 4
honey-dipped locust 98
honey-drenched ham slice 78
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honeycap 1
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horizontal tango 7
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How to Avoid Scams 3
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huge bowl of candy 11
huge Crimbo cookie 3
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iGoogly 10
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Imp Ale 466
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incredible pizza 7
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intricate clockwork numeral VI 1
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jar of psychoses (Jick) 1
jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) 1
jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) 2
jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) 1
jar of psychoses (The Old Man) 1
jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) 1
jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) 1
jar of squeeze 9
jar of swamp gas 10
jar of swamp honey 1
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Jarlsberg's key lime 10
Jarlsberg's key lime pie 10
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jazzy cigarette holder 1
Jefferson wings 30
jellyfish gel 1
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jingle bell 1
jingling spore pod 4
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Jocko Homo's head 3
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joybuzzer 2
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jug of booze 1
jug of Gnomochloric acid 1
jug of hamethyst juice 10
jug of porquoise juice 5
jug-o-magicalness 15
juggling ball 1
Jumbo Dr. Lucifer 10
jumbo olive 35
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jumping bean taco 2
jumping horseradish 4
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jungle floor wax 42
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Junior Adventurer's kit 1
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junk food 2
junk trunks 3
junk yard 6
Junk-Bond 6
junk-mail shirt 1
kamicorpse-ee 2
karma shawarma 1
Kashmir sweater 2
keel-haulin' knife 7
Keese berry 1
keg shield 109
Kelflar vest 2
kelp 26
kelp-holly gun 1
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Kentucky-fried meat staff 3
Kentucky-fried meat sword 10
Kentucky-style derby 10
ketchup 7
ketchup hound 246
Kevlar balloon 1
khaki duffel bag 1
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kickback cookbook 10
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killing feather 10
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kilopede skull 2
king cookie 2
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Kissin' Cousins 4
kite 10
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kiwi beak 10
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knight cookie 1
knob bugle 5
Knob Göblin lòve potion 1
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Knob Goblin elite helm 15
Knob Goblin elite pants 14
Knob Goblin elite polearm 11
Knob Goblin elite shirt 14
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Knob Goblin firecracker 202
Knob Goblin harem pants 89
Knob Goblin harem veil 69
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Knob Goblin lunchbox 14
Knob Goblin melon baller 11
Knob Goblin Mutagen 1
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Knob Goblin seltzer 14
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Knob Goblin steroids 23
Knob Goblin stink bomb 1
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Knob Goblin Uberpants 21
Knob Goblin visor 12
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knob ka-bobs 16
Knob Kitchen grab-bag 4
Knob lo mein 10
Knob mushroom 41
knob mushroom wine 2
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Knob shroomkabob 10
Knob stir-fry 9
Knob stroganoff 2
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knobby kneepads 10
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Knoll shroomkabob 11
Knoll stir-fry 10
knuckle sandwich 10
kobold kibble 2
kobold treasure hoard 1
Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil 1
Kokomo Resort Chip 1
Kokomo Resort Order Pad 1
Kokomo Resort Pass 1
KoL Con 13 T-shirt 16
Krakrox's Loincloth 4
Kudzu salad 1
Kudzu slaw 1
kumquartz 1
kumquartz ring 1
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kumquat supersucker 10
La Fantasma y La Oscuridad 6
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 9
lab-grown meat 37
ladle of mystery 7
Lapis Lazuli 7,278
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large cocoa eggshell fragment 11
large tankard of ale 1
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Lars the Cyberian 5
laser-broiled pear 11
lava cake 1
Lava Miner's Daughter 1
lava-proof pants 1
LavaCo™ Lamp housing 1
lavawater 1
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lavender candygram 10
lavender paisley oyster egg 11
lavender plastic oyster egg 11
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lavender striped oyster egg 8
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lawn dart 5
lawnmower blade 2
Lazybones™ recliner 3
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LCD game: Food Eater 2
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lead yo-yo 10
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leaf 1
leaf of grass 11
leaflet 7
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leather chaps 68
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leather mask 81
leathery bat skin 82
leathery cat skin 83
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Lederhosen of the Night 9
leechknife 3
left bracket 4
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left parenthesis 17
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left-handed melodica 1
leftover canapés 3
leftover chocolate bar 1
leftover Crimbo rations 1
leftover pasty 1
leftovers 1
leftovers of indeterminate origin 147
leftovers sandwich 1
leg-mounted Trainbots 2
leggings of the Spider Queen 1
legitimate business on the beach 1
lemon 1,787
lemon meringue pie 8
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lemonhead caviar 1
lemony scales 1
length of old fuse 1
length of string 3
Leonard's glasses 1
leotarrrd 9
Lepardner 1
leprechaun hatchling 2
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lesser grodulated violet 1
Let Me Be! 9
Letter from Carrie Bradshaw 4
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Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil 1
lewd playing card 10
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li'l knight costume 1
li'l unicorn costume 1
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libertagliatelle 3
library card 6
licorice boa 4
licorice garrote 7
licorice root 10
licorice snake 1
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lifeless meat doll 1
lihc eye 409
lihc eye pie 10
lihc face 93
Lil' Snowball Factory 1
limburger biker boots 6
lime 277
lime supersucker 10
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 15
limepatch 1
limp broccoli 1
line 2,823
linguini immondizia bianco 2
linguini of the sea 3
linoleum crossbow 10
linoleum crossbow string 1
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lint 8
lion musk 1
lion oil 15
liquid bread 1
liquid ice 2
liquid ice pack 1
liquid rhinestones 1
liquid shifting time weirdness 1
liquid smoke 1
liquid SONAR 3
lit leaf lasso 1
literal grasshopper 1
little black book 17
Little Crimson Book 1
little paper umbrella 1,512
little parachute guy 1
little piece of steel 1
little red .epub file 1
little red book 1
little red jam 1
little round pebble 10
little wooden mannequin 1
live lobster 1
live nautical mine 10
live wire 5
liver and let pie 2
liver popsicle 10
livid energy 1
llama lama gong 12
loaded serum blowgun 4
loadstone 73
loaf of alien bread 1
loaf of soda bread 11
loafers 1
loathing eagle baby-doll shirt 1
Loathing Idol Microphone 21
Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged) 1
Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged) 1
Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged) 1
Lobos Mints 1
Lockenstock™ sandals 72
Locust 10
lodestone 1
logging hatchet 11
logic synthesizer 4
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Lollipop Drop 10
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LOLmec statuette 2
Lolsipop 1
London frog 1
long pork 214
long pork casserole 23
long pork chop sandwiches 10
long pork lasagna 4
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long-stemmed rose 2
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loofah ladle 1
loofah lavalier 1
loofah lederhosen 1
loofah legwarmers 1
loofah lei 1
loofah lumberjack's hat 1
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loose teeth 394
Lord Flameface's cloak 1
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 2
Lord Soggyraven's Slippers 1
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 201
los chinos 10
lost elf luggage 5
lost key 1
lotion of coldness 9
lotion of hotness 128
lotion of sleaziness 67
lotion of spookiness 20
lotion of stench 28
Louder Than Bomb 1
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 10
LOV Elixir #3 1
LOV Elixir #6 1
LOV Elixir #9 1
Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them 1
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love song of icy revenge 1
love song of naughty innuendo 8
love song of smoldering passion 6
love song of sugary cuteness 1
love song of vague ambiguity 10
lovecat tail 5
low tide martini 1
low-budget shield 48
lowercase a 4
lowercase N 77
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lucky bottlecap 10
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lucky cat's paw 4
lucky Crimbo tiki necklace 1
lucky lighter 1
lucky rabbit's foot 8
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Lucky Strikes holo-record 1
Lucky Surprise Egg 25
lucky-ish pill 11
Ludovico Pastaco 1
lumbering jack 8
Lumineux Limnio 11
lump of black ichor 1
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lump of clay 21
lump of coal 9
lump of diamond 144
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lump of loyal latite 1
lump of Saccharine Maple sap 3
lunar isotope 1
lupine sword 10
lustrous oyster egg 4
LWA ring 1
lychee chuhai 2
LyleCo Contractor's Manual 1
LyleCo premium magnifying glass 1
LyleCo premium monocle 1
LyleCo premium pickaxe 1
LyleCo premium rope 1
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lynyrd skin 10
lynyrd skinner toothblack 1
lynyrd snare 155
lynyrdskin breeches 4
lynyrdskin cap 5
lynyrdskin tunic 5
M-242 2
macaroni duck 3
Mace of the Tortoise 5
machetito 2
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Mad Train wine 38
madius 1
Mae West 1
Mae West with a fly in it 4
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magenta seashell 38
magic dragonfish fry 1
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magical baguette 60
magical ice cube with a fly in it 15
magical ice cubes 1,425
magical mystery juice 29
magical pony: Dusk Shiny 5
magical pony: Pearjack 3
magical pony: Rosey Cake 6
magical pony: Shutterfly 5
magical pony: Spectrum Dash 6
magical pony: Uniquity 9
magicalness-in-a-can 39
magicberry tablets 4
magilaser blastercannon 35
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 11
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magnolia blossom 7
magnum of fancy champagne 1
maid head 1
maiden wig 24
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makeshift castanets 1
makeshift crane 10
makeshift sixgun 1
makeshift skirt 10
makeshift turban 9
Mallomarbles 1
mama's squeezebox 2
mana curds 92
mana-basted tofurkey leg 1
mana-coated yams 2
mana-fortified cranberry sauce 3
mana-stuffed herbal stuffing 1
mandarina colada 10
mandarina colada with a fly in it 4
Manetwich 10
mangled finger 9
mangled squirrel 9
manly bloomers 2
mannequin leg 1
Mansquito Serum 1
Mansquito's blood 1
mantis skull 2
Manual of Lock Picking 1
Manual of Secret Door Detection 1
Manual of Transcendent Olfaction 1
many-eyed glasses 5
map to a candy-rich block 1
map to the Cursed Village 1
map to the Mystic Wood 1
map to the Putrid Swamp 1
map to the Sprawling Cemetery 1
map to the Towering Mountains 1
maple leaf 1
maple syrup 12
marble maebari 1
marble magnet 1
marble mantle 1
marble mariachi hat 1
marble medallion 1
marble mignonette bowl 1
marble molecules 1
margarita 25
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mariachi hat 96
mariachi pants 188
mariachi toothpaste 6
marinara jug 1
marine aquamarine 10
Mariner's Friend cough drops 11
marionette 4
marionette collective 4
Mark I Steam-Hat 9
Mark II Steam-Hat 9
Mark III Steam-Hat 9
Mark IV Steam-Hat 9
Mark of the Bugbear 2
Mark of the Ghost 2
Mark of the Skeleton 1
Mark of the Vampire 1
Mark of the Werewolf 1
Mark of the Zombie 2
Mark V Steam-Hat 10
Marltini 2
Marquis de Poivre soda 30
marshmallow 15
marshmallow bomb 12
marshmallow flambé 1
marshroom 1
martini 79
martiny 1
Marvin's marvelous pill 1
marzipan skull 54
mashed potatoes 1
mass of wriggling tentacles 1
massive gemstone 10
Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery 4
massive sitar 10
massive wrench 1
Master Thief's utility belt 1
mauve paisley oyster egg 9
mauve plastic oyster egg 9
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 9
mauve striped oyster egg 11
Maxing, Relaxing 10
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 23
Mayo de Mayo™ mayo 5
mayo pump 1
Mayor Ghost's toupee 1
McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade 4
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 32
meadeorite 1
Meat Butler 1
meat cowboy hat 8
Meat detector 3
meat engine 64
meat face 1
meat from yesterday 3
meat golem 8
Meat maid 9
Meat maid body 301
meat paste 2
meat shield 1
meat st‰¿bing club 2
meat stack 1
Meat Tenderizer is Murder 1
meat vortex 376
Meat-inflating powder 1
meatball 3
meatcar model 1
meatloaf helmet 19
meatsmithing guide 2
meatspout staff 5
meaty helmet turtle 16
Mechamelion 1
Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince 1
Medical Pastaco 1
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 34
medium slimy cyst 1
megacopia 1
megatofu 409
Meleegra™ pills 36
melon-infused sake 1
melted Jell-o shot 13
melty plastic grenade 1
meme generator 1
Memory Disk, Alpha 1
memory of a C 7
memory of a CA base pair 2
memory of a CG base pair 2
memory of a CT base pair 2
memory of a G 4
memory of a GT base pair 2
memory of a T 7
memory of an A 8
memory of an AG base pair 2
memory of an AT base pair 3
memory of some delicious amino acids 19
menorette 1
mentholated wine 1
menudo 2
menudo ravioli 3
Mer-kin begsign 4
Mer-kin breastplate 5
Mer-kin bunwig 5
Mer-kin cancerstick 10
Mer-kin cheatsheet 10
Mer-kin cookiestove 32
Mer-kin cooljuice 17
Mer-kin darkbook 2
Mer-kin digpick 8
Mer-kin dodgeball 1
Mer-kin dragbelt 7
Mer-kin dragnet 1
Mer-kin eyedrops 1
Mer-kin eyeglasses 2
Mer-kin facecowl 4
Mer-kin fastjuice 8
Mer-kin finpaddle 5
Mer-kin fitbrine 2
Mer-kin foodbucket 48
Mer-kin gladiator mask 1
Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece 1
Mer-kin gutgirdle 3
Mer-kin hallpass 8
Mer-kin headguard 1
Mer-kin healscroll 7
Mer-kin hidepaint 7
Mer-kin hookspear 11
Mer-kin killscroll 6
Mer-kin knucklebone 4
Mer-kin lipstick 11
Mer-kin lunchbox 1
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Mer-kin pinkslip 1
Mer-kin prayerbeads 10
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Mer-kin ragejuice 2
Mer-kin rocksalt 1
Mer-kin rollpin 1
Mer-kin roundshield 2
Mer-kin saltmint 1
Mer-kin saltsquid 1
Mer-kin sawdust 9
Mer-kin scholar mask 1
Mer-kin scholar tailpiece 1
Mer-kin smartjuice 26
Mer-kin sneakmask 2
Mer-kin stopwatch 4
Mer-kin strongjuice 13
Mer-kin switchblade 1
Mer-kin takebag 9
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Mer-kin thingpouch 1
Mer-kin waistrope 3
Mer-kin weaksauce 4
Mer-kin wordquiz 10
Mer-kin worktea 12
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mercenary rifle 1
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mesh cap 73
Mesmereyes™ contact lenses 1
mesquito proboscis 1
metal band T-shirt 8
metal mandible 1
metal meteoroid 1
metallic A 188
metallic foil bow 3
metallic foil cat ears 1
metallic foil radar dish 1
metandienone 1
meteor shower cap 1
meteoreo 1
Meteorite-Ade 1
metrognome 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 2
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 238
micronova 1
Microplushie: Bropane 1
Microplushie: Dorkonide 1
Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid 1
Microplushie: Gothochondria 1
Microplushie: Hippylase 1
Microplushie: Hipsterine 1
Microplushie: Hobomosome 1
Microplushie: Otakulone 1
Microplushie: Raverdrine 1
Microplushie: Sororitrate 2
microwave stogie 1
mid-level medieval mead 1
Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey 1
midget clownfish 1
midriff scrubs 43
milestone 1
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military-grade peppermint oil 2
milk of magnesium 28
Milk Studs 81
milky potion 100
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mime army rations 1
mime army shotglass 1
mime army superserum 1
mime army wine 1
mime eraser 1
mime soul fragment 10
mimeplasm 1
miming beret 1
miming boots 1
miming corduroys 1
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miming shirt 1
mimosette 3
mince pie 1
mind flayer corpse 14
mineapple 1
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miner's pants 46
mini-marshmallow dispenser 1
mini-martini 7
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mini-zeppelin 1
miniature antlers 1
miniature boiler 20
miniature carton of clove cigarettes 9
miniature castagnets 1
miniature coffin 1
miniature crystal ball 1
miniature dormouse 1
miniature espresso maker 2
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miniature Jacob's ladder 1
miniature life preserver 1
miniature power pill 1
miniature pruning shears 1
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miniature tophat 1
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Miniborg strangler 6
MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher 8
minin' dynamite 5
miniscule beatbox 1
mint condition magnifying glass 1
Mint Yulep 2
mint-condition magic wand 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass 1
Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow 1
mirrored aviator shades 1
Miserable Pie 1
misfit dolly 1
misfit hobby horse 1
misfit teddy bear 2
Miss Graves' vermouth 1
misshapen animal skeleton 1
Missing Eye Simulation Device 2
missing semicolon 1
missing wine 3
Misty Cape 28
Misty Cloak 63
Misty Robe 29
Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas 2
mixed wildflower greens 17
Mob Penguin cellular phone 11
mocking turtle 1
modern picture frame 1
Mohawk wig 76
Mohobo 10
moist Crimbo spices 68
moist sack 1
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mojo filter 20
mole molé 2
mole skin notebook 1
molehill mountain 1
molotov cocktail cocktail 48
molten brick 2
molten scrap metal 30
Mon Tiki 3
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monkey wrench 15
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moomy dust 1
Moon Pie 1
moon-amber 1
moonberry wine cooler 30
Moonds 1
moonglasses 2
Moonshine Mohobo 10
Moonthril Schnapps 1
moose antlers 19
moose chocolate 66
moose thought 25
mooseflank 1
moosemeat pie 1
Morbidda trading card 2
More Humanitini than Humanitini 10
moreltini 12
Morlock's Mark Bourbon 1
morning dew 1
Mornington crescent roll 80
Morphan 1
Mortimer's nostrum 3
Morto Moreto 10
mostly rat-hide leggings 1
mostly-broken sunglasses 58
mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine 172
mother's little helper 29
mother's necklace 4
mother's secret recipe 1
motivational poster 2
mountain lion skin 1
Mountain Stream Code Black Alert 29
Mountain Stream gastrique 1
Mountain Stream soda 10
mourning wine 1
mouse skull 49
moustache sock 1
mouth-watering mayolus 1
moxie magnet 1
moxie weed 63
Mr. Accessaturday 1
Mr. Accessory 1
Mr. Accessory Jr. 1
Mr. Balloon 1
Mr. Big's Wallet 1
Mr. Burnsger 1
Mr. Haggis 2
Mr. Joe's bangles 10
Mr. Mediocrebar 21
Ms. Accessory 1
MSG 1
Mt. McLargeHuge oyster 178
muculent machete 10
muddy pirate hat 9
muddy skirt 1
Mudflap-Girl Earring 3
Mudflap-Girl Necklace 1
Mudflap-Girl Ring 1
muffled muffuletta 1
mugcake 3
mulberry 1
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mulled blood 1
mulled cider 10
mulled hobo wine 10
mulled wine 1
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mummy mask 8
mummy wrapping 485
munchies pill 1
murderbot component casing 1
murderbot live wire 1
murderbot mask 1
murderbot monofilament 1
murderbot plasma rifle 1
murderbot power cell 1
murderbot shield unit 1
murderbot spring injector 1
murderbot whip 1
Murderer's Punch 23
murky potion 170
Muschat 10
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mushroom filet 10
mushroom pizza 44
mushroom slab 4
mushroom tea 1
mushroom whiskey 1
musk turtle 21
muskox-skin cap 1
Mustardigrade 1
musty moccasins 1
mutant arm 7
mutated candy lump 1
My First Paycheck envelope 1
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mylar scout drone 4
myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball 1
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Mysterious Blue Box 1
mysterious chemical residue 19
Mysterious Green Box 1
Mysterious Island iced tea 1
mysterious present 10
Mysterious Red Box 1
mysterious silver lapel pin 9
Mysterious Stranger 1
mystery lollipop 1
nachos of the night 1
Nadsat berry 1
nail file 2
nailswurst 10
nanite-infested candy cane 12
nanite-infested eggnog 10
nanite-infested fruitcake 10
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 10
nanofiber cloth 10
nanorhino credit card 2
Napalm In The Morning™ candle 1
Nardz energy beverage 9
nasty desk bell 7
nasty gum 1
nasty rat mask 9
nasty snuff 1
nasty-ass club 1
nasty-smelling moss 1
nastygeist 122
natto marble soda 121
natto pocky 20
natto-infused sake 17
natty blue ascot 15
natural fennel soda 106
natural magick candle 1
Nayztameetjoo trading card 2
ncle leg 2
ND 11
Necbro wafers 16
necklace chain 39
Necrotelicomnicon 9
necrotizing body spray 10
neg grog 1
nega-mushroom 1
nega-mushroom wine 1
negative lump 10
negotiatin' hammer 1
neoprene skullcap 1
Neuromancer 11
neurostim pill 6
neutron lollipop 19
Neverending Party guest pass 3
neverending wallet chain 1
New Age healing crystal 1
New Age hurting crystal 151
New Cloaca-Cola 1
new habit 1
New Zealand iced tea 16
Newark 1
Newbiesport™ tent 79
newborn kobold 1
Newman's Own Trousers 3
NG 29
nice warm beer 1
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 30
nicksilver ring 1
nicksilver spurs 1
night-vision goggles 3
Nightmare Fuel 1
Nightstalker perfume 10
ninja carabiner 5
ninja crampons 4
ninja eyeblack 1
ninja fear powder 1
ninja hot pants 38
ninja mop 26
ninja pirate zombie robot 1
ninja pirate zombie robot head 1
ninja rope 4
ninjammies 1
No Hats as Art 1
Nog-on-the-Cob 1
noir fedora 1
non-aged vinegar 3
non-Euclidean angle 1
non-Euclidean non-accordion 9
non-stick pugil stick 2
Northern pemmican 1
Nose Ring of Putrescence 2
nosy nose ringy ring 1
not-a-pipe 8
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 14
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 8
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 14
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 6
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 6
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 6
nothing-in-the-box 13
nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
nothingtini 1
noticeable pumps 1
novelty fruit hat 1
novelty tattoo sleeves 1
Now and Earlier 10
noxious gas grenade 10
nozzle of the Phoenix 1
NPZR chemistry set 1
Nuclear Blastball 10
nuclear stockpile 1
nugget of Crimbonium 12
nugget of nicksilver 1
nugget of quicksilver 1
nugget of sicksilver 1
nugget of slicksilver 1
nugget of sodium 30
nugget of thicksilver 1
nugget of ticksilver 1
nugget of wicksilver 1
numberwang 1
nurse's hat 1
Nursine 1
nut-shaped Crimbo cookie 5
nutcracking pliers 1
nutty organic salad 10
O 13
O'RLY manual 1
obnoxious riddle 4
obsidian dagger 66
obsidian nutcracker 1
ocarina of space 29
occult jelly donut 18
ocean motion 10
octolus oculus 4
octopus's spade 5
odd silver coin 7
odor extractor 1
off-white paisley oyster egg 10
off-white plastic oyster egg 9
off-white polka-dot oyster egg 10
off-white striped oyster egg 6
office-supply crossbow 1
officer's nog 1
Ogres and Oubliettes™ module 32
Oh, the Humanitini 10
oil cap 8
oil lamp 10
oil of expertise 10
oil of oiliness 9
Oil of Parrrlay 93
oil of slipperiness 10
oil of stability 56
oil pan 15
oil shell 14
oil slacks 11
oil-filled donut 1
oily boid 29
oily golden mushroom 1
oily mushroom wine 1
oily paste 1
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Okee-Dokee soda 2
Ol' Scratch's ash can 2
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork 3
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Ol' Scratch's ol' britches 3
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old rosewater cream 42
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old school Mafia knicke½æ 1
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old-fashioned 1
old-school pirate grog 6
oldcake 1
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olive lo mein 11
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Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom 2
one glove 1
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one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island 1
one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill 2
one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach 1
one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano 1
one-day ticket to The Glaciest 1
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oozenog 8
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Osk'r Chow 1
Othello's dagger 1
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outlaw bandana 19
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overcookie 18
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overpowering mushroom wine 1
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PADL Phone 289
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Paint A Vulgar Pitcher 2
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Penultimate Fantasy chest 48
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pestopiary 154
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Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog 1
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Pete's wiley whey bar 1
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petit fortran 6
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petrified time 3
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plastic pirate hat 1
plastic spider ring 1
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plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans 1
plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans 1
plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans 2
plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad 1
plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas 2
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PlexiPips 8
plot hole 177
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plus one 1
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plush mutated alielf 1
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Pocket Guide to Mild Evil 1
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pocket lint (white) 1
pocket maze 2
pocket theremin 32
pocket wish 112
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pog #09 (pirate) 10
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pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) 10
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Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump 2
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Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu 4
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Pokëmann figurine: Twitter 10
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Polka Pop 12
polka-dot bow tie 10
polo trophy 1
poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 7
polyalloy shield 10
polyeaster egg 1
polyester pad 1
polyester panama hat 1
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poppy 1
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Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans 4
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potion of potency 10
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potion of the field gar 10
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Prelude of Precision 7
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pressurized potion of puissance 2
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pretty flower 1,224
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Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit 4
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primitive alien booze 1
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pristine piranha seed 1
pristine walrus tusk 1
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 13
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procrastination potion 85
Professor What T-Shirt 3
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prussian cathouse with a fly in it 8
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Putrid Pendant 5
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PVC staff 1
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Quaatorade™ 1
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quantum of familiar 4
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Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 10
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quirky accordion 1
Rümpelstiltz 1
R'lyeh 1
rabbit punch 2
Racisto Ruidoso 1
rack of dinosaur ribs 1
Rad Lib 3
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Rad-Pro (1 oz.) 1
Radberry Rip wine cooler 11
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Rattlin' Chains 1
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Really Expensive Jewelry and You 1
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really thick spine 49
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Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer 1
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Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend 1
Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris 1
Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup 1
Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta 1
Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar 1
Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend 1
Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone 1
Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg 1
Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia 1
Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J. 1
Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie 1
record of infuriating silence 1
record of menacing silence 1
record of tranquil silence 1
recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity 9
recording of Chorale of Companionship 9
recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad 53
recording of Elron's Explosive Etude 8
recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 18
recording of Prelude of Precision 11
recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto 1
recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 10
recursive spline reticulator 2
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red and green rain stick 1
red and white claret 6
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Red Balloon of Valor 1
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Red Dwarf 10
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redrum 12
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Regular Cloaca Cola 3
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reindeer sickle 1
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remorseless knife 2
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Retenez L'Herbe Paté 1
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reverse Tantalus 2
reverse-oscillating klystron 3
rewinged stab bat 8
rhesus monkey 1
rhinestone 10
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rhinoceros horn 1
rib of the Bonerdagon 5
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riboflavin 2
rice bowl 16
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ridiculous belt 1
ridiculous cocktail 10
ridiculous earring 1
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ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 10
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right half of a heart necklace 1
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rigid carapace 10
Riker's Search History 1
ring 1
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ring of aggravate monster 47
ring of cold resistance 7
ring of conflict 8
ring of Detect Boring Doors 67
Ring of Fire 6
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ring of gain strength 6
ring of half-assed regeneration 9
ring of increase damage 8
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ring of the Skeleton Lord 1
ring setting 10
rinky-dink sixgun 1
roasted duck 1
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roasted vegetable focaccia 1
roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg 1
robin flan 1
robin nog 3
robin's egg 3
roboduck-on-a-string 1
robot grease 365
robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. 1
robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. 1
robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. 1
robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. 1
robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. 3
robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. 1
robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E. 1
robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. 4
robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. 1
robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. 1
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rock 17
Rock and Roll Legend 11
rock lobster 1
Rock Pops 119
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rockin' wagon with a fly in it 5
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rocky road ice cream 1
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rogue swarmer 10
Rogue Windmill Rouge 1
roll in the hay 4
roll of drink tickets 1
roll of Hob-Os 9
roll of meat 1
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roller skate doll 1
rolling pin 2
Roman sadnals 1
Rompedores de Fantasmas 5
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root beer barrel 1
rope with some soap on it 1
rose 18
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royal jelly taco 9
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rubber spider 1
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rubber WWSPD? bracelet 26
rubber WWtNSD? bracelet 28
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ruby W 165
Ruffalo 1
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rum-soaked fruitcake 1
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runny icing 83
runproof mascara 1
Russian Ice 1
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rusty bonesaw 12
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S.T.L.T. 3
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sabre-toothed lime cub 10
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sack of doorknobs 2
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Saison du Lune 1
sake bomb 274
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salacious screwdiver 1
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Sangria de Menthe 3
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Saturday Night Special 30
sauce of the ages 10
saucepan 34
Saucepanic 1
sausage bomb 25
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sausage without a cause 2
sausage wonton 10
savings bond 1
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savory staff 10
savory sword 10
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sawblade fragment 10
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Sazerorc 10
Sazuruk-hai 10
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screwdriver 63
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scroll of Puddingskin 10
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scrumptious ice ant 10
scrumptious reagent 2,039
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Scuba Snack 1
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seaode 7
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Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion 1
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Shantix™ 1
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Sheila Take a Crossbow 1
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Shield of Icy Fate 5
shield of the Skeleton Lord 3
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shim of shame shale 1
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shingle 56
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Shivering Chèvre 10
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Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip 4
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Shot of the Living Dead 10
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shovelful of dirt 1
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silent Z 1
Silly Little Love Song 1
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simple AI 2
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single entendre 1
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Site Alpha ID badge 2
Sitrep berry 1
six pack of Mountain Stream 203
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Sizzling Sinner 10
sk8board 114
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skeleton 10
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skeletortoise 20
Sketcherz™ 1
skewer 383
skewer-mounted razor blade 10
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ski resort souvenir crate 2
skin oil 6
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skull of the Bonerdagon 65
Skull Punch 1
skull with a fuse in it 10
skull-shaped Crimboween cookie 6
skulldozer egg 1
Skullery Maid's Knee 1
Skullhead's Screw 1
slab of sponge 3
slap and slap again 6
slap and tickle 60
slap and tickle with a fly in it 5
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sleaze clusterbomb 1
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sleaze wad 66
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sleeping snowy owl 10
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sleeve deuce 818
slice of pizza 10
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slide rule 13
slightly peevedbow 20
slightly thicker filthy rags 1
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slime convention flyers 1
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slime waders 1
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slime-soaked brain 1
Slimebite 10
Slimosa 1
slimy alveolus 5
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slimy sweetbreads 1
slingshot 10
slip 'n' slide 8
Slippery Knob 22
Sloe Comfortable Zoo 11
Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire 10
slow jam collection 2
Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags 7
sludgesicle 2
slug of rum 15
slug of shochu 13
slug of vodka 13
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Smart Bone Dust 1
smart skull 1,018
smart watch 1
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Smashmoth 1
smellbook 1
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smile-sharpening stone 2
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smiling rat 1
smirking shrunken head 79
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Snow Queen Crown 2
snowball 3
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sock garters 6
sock monkey 6
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soft green echo eyedrop antidote 1,090
soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini 10
software bug 1
software glitch 1
Sogg-Os 2
soggy elf shoes 1
soggy gingerbread chunk 76
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soggy used band-aid 2
soggy wofl t-shirt 8
soilzerac 1
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solid gold pegleg 9
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solid state loom 1
sommelier's towel 8
sonar fishfinder 1
sonar-in-a-biscuit 85
sorority brain 1
soul coin 1
soul doorbell 1
soul knife 1
soul mask 1
soup turtle 3
soup-chucks 1
sour ball and chain 1
sour powder 1
Source essence 10
Source terminal ASHRAM chip 1
Source terminal DIAGRAM chip 1
Source terminal file: compress.edu 1
Source terminal file: cram.ext 1
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Source terminal file: turbo.edu 1
Source terminal INGRAM chip 1
Source terminal SCRAM chip 1
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Sourfinger 1
Souvenir Chopsticks 1
souvenir flag 1
souvenir ski t-shirt 8
soy cordial 1
soyburger juice 10
soylent staff 10
Space Baby children's book 1
space bar 2
space beast fur 1
space beast fur hat 1
space beast fur pants 1
space beast fur whip 1
space blanket 1
space chowder 12
space heater 1
space invader 1
space jam 2
space jam toast 1
space jellybicycle 1
space junk 17
space marine flash grenade 1
space needle 1
Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook 1
space port 2
Space Tourist Phaser 29
Space Tours Tripple 84
space wine 12
Spacegate diplomat's insignia 1
Spacegate military insignia 1
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spagecialetti 6
spaghetti con calaveras 1
spaghetti cult mask 17
spaghetti cult rosary 17
spaghetti with ghost balls 1
Spaghetti with Moonballs 1
spaghetti with rock-balls 1
spaghetti with Skullheads 10
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Spechunky bar 1
special clip: boneburners 1
special clip: graveburpers 1
special clip: splatterers 1
special clip: squelchers 1
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Special Seasoning 1
Special™ Sauce 1
specialty ammo bandolier 1
spectral axe 4
spectral jelly 1
spectral pickle 11
spectre scepter 203
Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise 2
Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot 2
Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb 2
Spelunker of Fortune 1
Spelunker's fedora 1
Spelunker's Guild prize sack 1
SPF 451 lip balm 25
sphygmomanometer 48
spice melange 1
spiced rum 8
spices 10
spicy bean burrito 11
spicy enchanted bean burrito 5
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spicy jumping bean burrito 1
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spider leg 4
spider web 299
spidercow eye-cluster 1
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spiky turtle shield 1
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spirit bed 1
spirit bell 1
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spirit mattress 5
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Spirit Precipice 10
spirit sheet 1
spiritual candy cane 1
spiritual eggnog 1
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spiritual gingerbread 1
splendid martini 2
sponge cake 3
sponge helmet 1
spongy shield 2
spooky alphabet block 62
spooky and sour sauce 3
spooky bark 31
spooky bicycle chain 24
spooky bindle 8
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spooky clusterbomb 1
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spooky eggnog 10
spooky eyeliner 16
spooky felt 11
spooky gravy fairy warlock hat 4
spooky hi mein 9
spooky hockey mask 4
spooky jelly 1
spooky lasso 5
spooky length of string 10
spooky lipstick 15
spooky lo mein 11
spooky mushroom 4
spooky mushroom wine 2
spooky music box mechanism 20
spooky nuggets 10
spooky pirate skeleton 14
spooky powder 6
spooky sap 10
spooky scarecrow 10
spooky shroomkabob 10
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spooky stick 81
spooky stir-fry 10
spooky stuffing 10
Spooky Surprise Egg 10
spooky toy wheel 10
Spooky VHS Tape 1
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spooky wooden block 10
Spooky-Gro fertilizer 16
spoon! 1
spoonful of Linguine-Os 10
spork 75
spray chrome 1
spray paint 44
spring 181
Spring Bros. ID badge 3
Spring Bros. solenoid 3
sprinkle-begging cup 1
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sprocket assembly 1
spruce juice 2
square CRIMBCOOKIE 8
square sponge pants 4
squashed frog 282
Squat-Thrust Magazine 1
squeaky staff 10
squeaky toy rose 2
Squib 1
squirming egg sac 7
St. Pete's sneaky smoothie 1
St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket 1
St. Sneaky Pete's Whey 7
Stabonic scroll 1
Staff of Blood and Pudding 2
Staff of Frozen Lard 1
Staff of Holiday Sensations 1
Staff of Kitchen Royalty 2
Staff of the Black Kettle 3
Staff of the Deepest Freeze 1
Staff of the Electric Range 1
Staff of the Grand Flambé 4
Staff of the Grease Trap 6
Staff of the Greasefire 2
Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals 1
Staff of the Kitchen Floor 6
Staff of the Midnight Snack 4
Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern 1
Staff of the Peppermint Twist 1
Staff of the Short Order Cook 2
Staff of the Soupbone 1
Staff of the Teapot Tempest 3
Staff of the Walk-In Freezer 2
Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron 3
Staff of the Woodfire 1
stained hard candy 1
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stainless steel solitaire 2
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stale cheer wine 1
stale Cheer-E-Os 1
stalk of asparagus 68
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staph of homophones 2
stapler bear 1
star 2,765
star boomerang 10
star buckler 10
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Star Spawn 1
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star throwing star 10
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starchy sword 10
Steal This Candy 12
stealth bomber 2
Steam Card: DemonStar (#1) 9
Steam Card: DemonStar (#2) 1
Steam Card: DemonStar (#3) 1
Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1) 18
Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2) 1
Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3) 2
Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1) 16
Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2) 1
Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3) 2
Steam Card: Meteoid (#1) 1
Steam Card: Meteoid (#2) 1
Steam Card: Meteoid (#3) 1
Steam Card: Space Trip (#1) 8
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Steamboat 1
steamed oyster 53
steampunk potion 1
steamy ruby 5
steel drivin' hammer 1
steel sword 10
steely marble 2
Stembridge sidearm 1
Stemonitis Staticus mushroom 1
stench and sour sauce 3
stench cluster 1
stench clusterbomb 1
stench jelly 1
stench nuggets 10
stench powder 10
stench wad 173
Stephen's lab coat 2
Stephen's secret formula 2
stepmom's booze 10
sterno-flavored Hob-O 25
stick 3
stick of "gum" 10
stick of dynamite 39
stick of firewood 1
stick-on eyebrow piercing 53
stick-on gnome beard 2
stick-on mini solar panels 2
stick-on-a-string 3
sticky gloves 8
sticky hand whip 1
sticky lava globs 2
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sticky meat pants 10
sticky meat skirt 2
still-beating spleen 1
stink-penny 6
stinkin' bindle 11
stinking agaricus 3
stinkwater 1
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stolen accordion 71
stolen meatpouch 11
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stolen office supplies 50
stolen sushi 248
stomach turnover 2
stomp box 2
stone banjo 10
stone baseball cap 2
stone frisbee 11
Stone Golem pebbles 10
stone of eXtreme power 79
stone turtle 20
stone wool 44
Stooper 1
strange cube 2
strange helix fossil 1
strange paste 2
strange shiny disc 6
strange stalagmite 1
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straw pole 1
strawberry 1,113
strawberry daiquiri 14
strawberry pie 3
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strawberry-flavored Hob-O 25
strawberyl 10
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stray chihuahua 8
Straypler 1
stress ball 5
Strikes Again Bigmouth 2
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Strix stix 1
Strong, Silent Type 2
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stuffed "L" 1
stuffed alien blob 1
stuffed angry cow 29
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stuffed can of asparagus 1
stuffed carpenter 1
stuffed caterpillar 1
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stuffed club 1
stuffed cocoabo 33
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stuffed dodecapede 5
stuffed dodo 1
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stuffed key 3
stuffed kraken 1
stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech 38
stuffed martini 3
stuffed Meat 12
stuffed mind flayer 38
stuffed mink 1
stuffed Mob Penguin 2
stuffed monocle 1
stuffed ninja snowman 48
stuffed pocketwatch 1
stuffed porpoise 1
stuffed red and green pepper (stale) 26
stuffed sabre-toothed lime 1
stuffed scary death orb 34
stuffed shoulder parrot 56
stuffed sleazy gravy fairy 42
stuffed snowy owl 28
stuffed spooky gravy fairy 30
stuffed spooky mushroom 12
stuffed stab bat 1
stuffed stinky gravy fairy 40
stuffed teddy butler 3
stuffed tin of caviar 1
stuffed treasure chest 1
stuffed undead elbow macaroni 31
stuffed walrus 1
stuffed yeti 1
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stuffed zmobie 1
stuffing 11
stuffing fluffer 1
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sturdy cane 18
sturdy Crimbo crate 10
sturdy sword hilt 5
stylish swimsuit 10
styrofoam crossbow 10
styrofoam ore 26
styrofoam staff 10
styrofoam sword 10
sub-molecular interocitor 10
succulent marrow 106
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sucker hakama 2
sucker kabuto 2
sucker scaffold 32
sucker tachi 2
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suede shortsword 10
Suffering Sinner 10
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sugar cherry 10
Sugar Cog 13
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sugar shorts 12
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sugarplum ration 1
suggestive strozzapreti 12
Summer Nights 10
sun-dried tofu 11
sundae ration 1
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suntan lotion of moxiousness 69
Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword 2
super good fruit 3
super ka-bob 4
Super Magic Power Sword X 2
super salad 14
Super Weight-Gain 9000 11
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super-size brogurt 4
super-spiky hair gel 97
super-strong air freshener 6
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superheated metal 1
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Suppurating Sinner 10
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Swabbie™ swab 30
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Swedish massage fish 1
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sweet rims 10
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Sweet Sword 3
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sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 8
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swirling mushroom wine 1
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Swizzler 10
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Sword of Dark Omens 10
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Sword of the Brouhaha Prince 1
swordzall 1
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synthetic rock 3
synthetic stuffing 10
TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ 1
T.U.R.D.S. Key 75
t8r tots 230
Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco 1
Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce! 1
Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco 1
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro 12
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita 10
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier 1
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco 10
taco shell 191
tail o' nine cats 3
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Take Eleven Bar 1
Tales from the Fireside 12
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker 9
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Tales of Spelunking 13
Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin 1
tamarind-flavored chewing gum 29
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Tears of the Quiet Healer 1
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teddy borg 10
teddy borg sewing kit 3
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Telltale™ rubber heart 2
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temporary X tattoos 1
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tequila sunrise 70
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Tequiz Navidad 3
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terra cotta tongs 1
terra cotta train 1
terra panna cotta 1
terrible poem 20
Tesla's Electroplated Beans 2
Texas tea 7
thanksgiving turkey 1
that gum you like 47
the Archwizard's briefs 1
The Art of Slapfighting 1
The Art of Slapfighting (used) 1
The Author's ink 1
The Author's inkwell 1
The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones 2
The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 3
The Big Book of Communism 1
The Big Book of Every Skill 1
The Big Book of Pirate Insults 2
The Bomb 10
The Chill of the Wild 1
The Cooler Out of Space 1
the Crymbich Manuscript 1
the Crymbich Manuscript (used) 1
The Emperor's dry cleaning 1
The Emperor's new cookie 1
The Encyclopedia of Fruit 1
The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) 1
The Firegate Tapes 1
The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide 1
the funk 46
The Ghoul King's ghoulottes 1
The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook 1
The Grand Poo-Bah trading card 2
The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object 1
The Jokester's gun 1
The Jokester's pants 1
The Jokester's wig 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 1
The Joy of Wassailing 2
the kindest cold cut 1
The Landscaper's leafblower 1
The Legendary Beat 1
the Ley Incursion's waist 1
The Lost Comb 1
The Lost Glasses 1
The Lost Pill Bottle 1
The Lot's engagement ring 1
The Mad Liquor 1
The Mariachi's guitar case 8
the most dangerous bait 1
The Necbronomicon 2
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 1
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) 1
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 1
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) 1
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 1
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) 1
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 1
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) 1
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 1
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) 1
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 1
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) 1
The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells 1
The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) 1
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The Plumber's mushroom stew 1
The Ring 6
The Six-Pack of Pain 2
The Snake trading card 1
The Snitch's Manifesto 2
The Spirit of Crimbo 1
The Spirit of Giving 1
The Superconductor's CPU 1
The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants 1
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thermos full of Knob coffee 10
thermos of brew 7
They liver 1
They liver popsicle 1
They'll Love You In Rhinestones 1
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thin gold wire 1
Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy 4
Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag 4
Third Base 1
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third-hand nunchaku 8
This Charming Flan 2
thistle wine 9
Thorny Toad trading card 2
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Thriller Ice 3
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throwing spoon 86
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Thwaitgold bee statuette 3
Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette 1
Thwaitgold bookworm statuette 1
Thwaitgold butterfly statuette 5
Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette 2
Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette 6
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Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette 1
Thwaitgold fairyfly statue 1
Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette 1
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Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette 2
Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette 5
Thwaitgold harvestman statuette 1
Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette 2
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Thwaitgold maggot statuette 1
Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette 1
Thwaitgold metabug statuette 1
Thwaitgold mosquito statuette 1
Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette 1
Thwaitgold nit statuette 1
Thwaitgold nymph statuette 4
Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette 3
Thwaitgold protozoa statuette 1
Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette 4
Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette 1
Thwaitgold scorpion statuette 1
Thwaitgold slug statuette 16
Thwaitgold spider statuette 1
Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette 9
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Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette 1
Thwaitgold woollybear statuette 5
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TI-9000 calculator 2
Tickle-Me Emilio 1
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tied-up flaming monstera 1
tied-up leaviathan 1
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Time Bandit Badge of Courage 1
Time Bandit Time Towel 2
Time Cape 1
Time Cloak 1
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time residue 1
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time sleigh 1
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time's arrow 1
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tin cup of mulligan stew 10
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tin tam 1
tin thermos of chai 1
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tiny bindle 1
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tiny bottle of absinthe 21
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tiny dancer 20
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tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer 5
tiny die-cast blade a-spinning 2
tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory 8
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tiny die-cast Don Crimbo 1
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tiny die-cast Father Crimborg 3
tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf 2
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tiny die-cast goose a-laying 1
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tiny die-cast middle-management elf 6
tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf 4
tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg 1
tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg 6
tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer 1
tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer 3
tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf 4
tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming 2
tiny die-cast Swiss hen 5
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tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo 2
tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign 3
tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer 4
tiny do-rag 2
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tiny fly glasses 5
tiny glowing red nose 1
tiny goth giant 1
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tiny house 940
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tiny maracas 8
tiny Mountie hat 5
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tiny nose-bone fetish 1
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tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf 10
tiny plastic abominable fudgeman 2
tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo 1
tiny plastic Abuela's cottage 1
tiny plastic accordion thief 10
tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart 1
tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear 10
tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll 3
tiny plastic angry bugbear 10
tiny plastic angry goat 15
tiny plastic angry space marine 10
tiny plastic angry vikings 1
tiny plastic anime smiley 10
tiny plastic animelf 2
tiny plastic apathetic lizardman 10
tiny plastic Armory 1
tiny plastic astronomer 10
tiny plastic Axe Wound 10
tiny plastic baby gravy fairy 11
tiny plastic bad vibe 1
tiny plastic Bar 1
tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth 10
tiny plastic barrrnacle 12
tiny plastic batbugbear 10
tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type 10
tiny plastic beanbat 10
tiny plastic bee swarm 10
tiny plastic beebee gunners 10
tiny plastic Beebee King 10
tiny plastic beebee queue 10
tiny plastic Beelzebozo 10
tiny plastic Best Game Ever 2
tiny plastic Big Candy 2
tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar 11
tiny plastic Black Knight 10
tiny plastic black ops bugbear 10
tiny plastic blazing bat 10
tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball 12
tiny plastic blooper 10
tiny plastic Bonerdagon 10
tiny plastic Boris 1
tiny plastic Boss Bat 10
tiny plastic brainsweeper 10
tiny plastic briefcase bat 10
tiny plastic bugaboo 10
tiny plastic Bugbear Captain 4
tiny plastic buzzerker 10
tiny plastic caboose 1
tiny plastic Café Elf 1
tiny plastic Cafe 1
tiny plastic Captain Kerkard 1
tiny plastic cavebugbear 10
tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter 10
tiny plastic Cheer Core 1
tiny plastic chem lab 1
tiny plastic Cheshire bat 15
tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ 2
tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite 3
tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel 10
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tiny plastic cocoabo 15
tiny plastic coffee pixie 14
tiny plastic colollilossus 2
tiny plastic conservationist hippy 10
tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ 2
tiny plastic Crimbo caroler 1
tiny plastic Crimbo Casino 3
tiny plastic Crimbo cheer 1
tiny plastic Crimbo elf 10
tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer 8
tiny plastic Crimbo wreath 6
tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva 1
tiny plastic Crimbomega 1
tiny plastic Crimbomination 3
tiny plastic Crimborgatron 1
tiny plastic Crimbot 1
tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram 2
tiny plastic cubist bull 10
tiny plastic demoninja 10
tiny plastic dining car 1
tiny plastic disco bandit 10
tiny plastic Dolph Bossin 1
tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" 1
tiny plastic Don Crimbo 3
tiny plastic Dr. Awkward 1
tiny plastic drunk goat 10
tiny plastic Duke Starkiller 2
tiny plastic Ed the Undying 1
tiny plastic exo-suited miner 1
tiny plastic Factory 1
tiny plastic fat stack of cash 6
tiny plastic Father McGruber 10
tiny plastic fax machine 2
tiny plastic Felonia 10
tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus 10
tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker 10
tiny plastic fire servant 10
tiny plastic fluffy bunny 10
tiny plastic food lab 1
tiny plastic four-shadowed mime 1
tiny plastic fruit golem 10
tiny plastic Fudge Wizard 2
tiny plastic fuzzy dice 17
tiny plastic G Imp 10
tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej 1
tiny plastic Gary Claybender 2
tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick 12
tiny plastic ghuol whelp 12
tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers 10
tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire 3
tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser 10
tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester 10
tiny plastic golden gundam 1
tiny plastic GORM-8 3
tiny plastic goth giant 10
tiny plastic grue 13
tiny plastic handsome mariachi 10
tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist 10
tiny plastic Hellion 10
tiny plastic hermit 8
tiny plastic hobo elf 2
tiny plastic howling balloon monkey 12
tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear 10
tiny plastic Iiti Kitty 10
tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker 4
tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. 3
tiny plastic killer bee 12
tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter 10
tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl 10
tiny plastic Knob Goblin King 10
tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist 10
tiny plastic Knott Yeti 10
tiny plastic Knows About Chakras 1
tiny plastic Krampus 1
tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box 10
tiny plastic leprechaun 16
tiny plastic levitating potato 13
tiny plastic lobsterfrogman 10
tiny plastic locomotive 1
tiny plastic Lord Flameface 8
tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven 1
tiny plastic MechaElf 2
tiny plastic Mer-kin baker 1
tiny plastic mime executive 1
tiny plastic mime functionary 1
tiny plastic mime scientist 1
tiny plastic mime soldier 1
tiny plastic Mirth 1
tiny plastic Mob Penguin 4
tiny plastic moneybee 10
tiny plastic mosquito 12
tiny plastic Mr. Mination 2
tiny plastic multi-level marketer 1
tiny plastic mumblebee 10
tiny plastic mutant elf 6
tiny plastic ninja snowman 10
tiny plastic nog lab 1
tiny plastic Norville Rogers 10
tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy 10
tiny plastic orphan 1
tiny plastic passenger car 1
tiny plastic pastamancer 8
tiny plastic peacannon 10
tiny plastic Penny 1
tiny plastic primary lab 1
tiny plastic Professor What 1
tiny plastic Protagonist 10
tiny plastic protector spectre 1
tiny plastic Queen Bee 10
tiny plastic reindeer 1
tiny plastic Rene C. Corman 6
tiny plastic Rudolph the Red 1
tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime 10
tiny plastic sauceror 7
tiny plastic scary clown 10
tiny plastic Scott the Miner 10
tiny plastic Scream Queen 3
tiny plastic sea elf 1
tiny plastic seal clubber 11
tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit 1
tiny plastic senile lihc 10
tiny plastic skeletal reindeer 2
tiny plastic smarmy pirate 11
tiny plastic Spam Witch 10
tiny plastic spiderbugbear 10
tiny plastic spiny skelelton 10
tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton 15
tiny plastic spooky vampire 10
tiny plastic Spunky Princess 10
tiny plastic stab bat 16
tiny plastic star starfish 16
tiny plastic stocking mimic 3
tiny plastic strand of DNA 3
tiny plastic sweet nutcracker 10
tiny plastic sword 1
tiny plastic taco cat 10
tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf 2
tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf 1
tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski 10
tiny plastic the Free Man 10
tiny plastic The Man 10
tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare 1
tiny plastic topiary golem 10
tiny plastic Toybot 3
tiny plastic trollipop 2
tiny plastic Trouser Snake 10
tiny plastic turtle tamer 12
tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo 10
tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku 2
tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni 10
tiny plastic warbear 3
tiny plastic warbear fortress 3
tiny plastic warwelf 10
tiny plastic whitesnake 10
tiny plastic wild beaver 1
tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer 10
tiny plastic XXX pr0n 10
tiny plastic Your Brain 1
tiny plastic yuleviathan 1
tiny plastic zmobie 10
tiny prop sword 2
tiny shaker of salt 3
tiny slimy cyst 33
tiny sombrero 10
tiny top hat and cane 2
tip jar 20
tires 19
tisket 11
titanium assault umbrella 92
To Build an Igloo 1
toast 22
toast with cold jelly 1
toast with hot jelly 1
toast with jam 10
toast with sleaze jelly 1
toast with spooky jelly 1
toast with stench jelly 1
toasted brie 10
tobiko marble soda 10
tobiko pocky 15
tobiko-infused sake 10
toe jam 2
toe jam toast 4
tofu casserole 9
tofu stir-fry 2
tofu taco 3
tofu wonton 3
tofurkey gravy 13
tofurkey leg 12
tofurkey nugget 4
toggle switch (Bartend) 1
toggle switch (Bounce) 1
Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste 22
tomato 200
tomato daiquiri 8
tomato juice of powerful power 10
tomato soup poster 1
tomb ratchet 1
tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie 4
tommy gun 23
tongue depressor 32
tonguebone 2
tonic djinn 147
tonic o' Banderas 1
tonic water 14
too legit potion 10
tooth 10
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toothsome rock 4
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top 4
topeé 1
topiary necktie 1
topiary noseplugs 2
topiary nugglet 1,056
topiary skunk 2
topiary tights 1
torn hellseal sinew 10
torquoise 3
torquoise ring 1
tortoboggan 11
tortoboggan shield 1
tortoise's blessing 39
totally sweet mohawk helmet 1
tourmalime 10
tourmalime tourniquet 2
towel 26
toxic globule 1
toy accordion 2
toy crazy train 2
toy Crimbot mega face 1
toy Crimbot power glove 1
toy Crimbot rocket legs 1
toy Crimbot super fist 1
toy deathbot 2
toy hoverpad 10
toy jet pack 10
toy maglev monorail 2
toy mercenary 2
toy ray gun 10
toy six-seater hovercraft 4
toy sixgun 1
toy soldier 2
toy space helmet 10
toy taijijian 2
toy train 2
toy wheel 5
Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans 3
traditional Crimbo cookie 1
traffic jam 2
traffic jam toast 1
Trafikoan 1
train whistle 1
Trainbot autoassembly module 2
Trainbot circuitry 1
Trainbot harness 2
Trainbot linkages 1
Trainbot luggage hook 2
Trainbot optics 1
Trainbot plating 1
Trainbot radar monocle 1
Trainbot servomotors 1
Trainbot slag 34
Trainbot tubing 1
training scroll: Shattering Punch 1
training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique 1
training scroll: Snokebomb 1
trampled ticket stub 89
transdermal smoke patch 1
transmission from planet Xi 1
transparent nog 1
transparent pants 1
transporter transponder 10
Transylvania Sling 10
Trash, a Memoir 1
Travels with Jerry 11
Travoltan trousers 1
tree skirt 2
tree-eating kite 6
tree-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
Tremella Tarantella mushroom 1
trench coat 1
triad summoning scroll 1
triangular CRIMBCOOKIE 5
trick coin 1
triggerfingerbone 1
trilobite candy mold 4
trilobite fossil 29
TRIO cup of beer 1
triple barreled barrel gun 1
Trivial Avocations board game 1
Trivial Avocations Card: What? 4
Trivial Avocations Card: When? 4
Trivial Avocations Card: Where? 5
Trivial Avocations Card: Who? 3
troll britches 21
Trollhouse cookies 13
Tropical Crimbo Hat 1
Tropical Crimbo Shorts 1
Tropical Crimbo Sword 1
tropical island souvenir crate 2
tropical orchid 13
tropical paperweight 1
tropical swill 2
tropical wrapping paper 1
trousers of the white knight 1
trout fang 2
Trout Fishing in Loathing 1
troutpiece 10
true grit 8
tryptophan dart 1
tube of cranberry Go-Goo 8
tube of dread wax 60
tube of hair oil 10
tube of herbal ointment 1
tube of pendulum lube 1
tube of villain white 1
tube sock 9
Tuesday's ruby 22
tulip 2
tuning fork 1
turkey blaster 1
turkish mostaccioli 3
Turpin 1
Turtive 1
Turtle Bowl 1
turtle mud 1
turtle pheromones 66
turtle totem 89
turtle voicebox 1
turtle wax 10
turtle wax greaves 1
turtle wax helmet 1
turtle wax shield 1
turtle-shaped rock 7
turtlemail bits 190
turtlemail breeches 3
turtlemail coif 3
turtlemail hauberk 2
turtling rod 3
tuxedo shirt 8
Twelve Night Energy 1
twice-haunted screwdriver 1
twinkly nuggets 11
twinkly powder 12
twinkly wad 1,989
twist of lime 11
twisted piece of wire 21
twisted-up wet towel 14
twitching claw 10
Twitching Television Tattoo 1
twitching time capsule 2
twitching trigger finger 1
two meat muck 5
two-handed depthsword 3
Typical Tavern swill 126
Ultimate Mind Destroyer 1
ultimate ultimate frisbee 3
ultra-deluxe cupcake 10
ultra-soft ferns 203
ultracalcium 1
Ultracolor™ shirt 1
ultrafondue 10
Ultrasoldier Serum 1
una poca de gracia 1
unappetizing mayolus 1
unbearable light 8
uncanny desk bell 10
uncapped blue lava bottle 1
uncapped green lava bottle 1
uncapped red lava bottle 1
Uncle Crimbo's Rations 2
Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide 10
Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix 46
Uncle Romulus 2
Unconscious Collective Dream Jar 7
uncooked chorizo 9
underwater slingshot 1
Underworld acorn 1
Underworld flail 1
Underworld trunk 1
undissolvable contact lenses 1
unearthed potsherd 10
unearthly onyx 1
unfinished fruitcake 1
unfinished pleasure 1
unflavored wine cooler 67
unfortunate dumplings 1
Ungulant 1
unholy water 1
unidentifiable dried fruit 1
unidentified drink 69
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