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Avanar (#685754)
This player has 3,091 unique items and 33,216 total items in his/her display case.

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'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 10
1-ball 4
1.21 jigawatts 1
100-Watt bulb 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 26
2-ball 6
25-meat staff 1
3-ball 1
30669 scroll 1
33398 scroll 38
334 scroll 2
4-ball 2
4-d camera 1
4-dimensional guitar 3
5-Alarm Saucepan 2
5-ball 2
6-ball 1
64067 scroll 2
668 scroll 1
7-ball 2
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 21
7-inch discus 1
8-ball 20
9-ball 1
a butt tuba 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 1
a little sump'm sump'm 1
abandoned candy 3
abominable snowcone 5
Abyssal ember 2
accidental cider 1
acid-squirting flower 4
acoustic guitarrr 8
adder bladder 33
agua de vida 5
albatross necklace 1
Alewife™ Ale 1
all-purpose cleaner 8
alpha-mail pants 1
alphabet gum 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 22
Amulet of Yendor 1
ancient cursed foot locker 3
ancient frozen dinner 2
ancient Magi-Wipes 22
ancient protein powder 9
Ancient Saucehelm 2
ancient spice 9
ancient stone fist 2
ancient stone head 1
ancient turtle shell 1
ancient turtle shell helmet 1
ancient turtle shell powder 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 2
ancient vinyl coin purse 1
anemone nematocyst 1
Angelhair Culottes 1
Angry Farmer candy 67
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 1
Ankh of Badahnkadh 1
anniversary balloon 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
annoying pitchfork 12
ant agonist 13
ant hoe 2
ant pick 1
ant pitchfork 4
ant rake 1
ant sickle 2
anti-anti-antidote 1
anticheese 4
antique bottle of cough syrup 1
antique greaves 4
antique hand mirror 19
antique helmet 2
antique packet of ketchup 1
antique painting of a landscape 1
antique record album 1
antique shield 5
antique spear 5
armgun 6
around the world 4
arrrgyle socks 5
Arrrmetia trading card 1
asbestos apron 5
asbestos crossbow 2
asbestos crossbow string 1
asbestos helmet turtle 1
asbestos meat stack 1
asbestos ore 87
asbestos staff 2
asbestos stick 1
asbestos sword 2
asbestos sword hilt 1
ASCII shirt 5
Asleep in the Cemetery 2
asparagus knife 35
asparagus lo mein 1
asparagus stir-fry 1
asshat 6
astral mushroom 18
astronaut pants 2
atomic vector plotter 3
attention spanner 1
augmented El Vibrato drone 1
automatic catapult 1
awful poetry journal 62
Ax of L'rose 1
bätzle 1
baby killer bee 1
baconstone 6
baconstone bracelet 1
baconstone earring 1
baconstone pendant 1
baconstone ring 1
bad-ass club 2
badass belt 11
badger badge 1
bag of airline peanuts 2
bag of Cheat-Os 5
bag of lard 2
balaclava 1
balaclava baklava 1
ball 1
balloon helmet 3
balloon monkey 3
balloon shield 2
balloon sword 3
ballroom blintz 4
bamboo bokuto 3
banana 1
banana cream pie 2
banana daiquiri 2
banana milkshake 1
banana smoothie 3
banana spritzer 3
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 1
banjo strings 1
bar skin 9
bar whip 2
barbed-wire fence 2
bargain flash powder 5
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 4
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 1
barrrnacle 8
barskin buckler 1
barskin cloak 1
barskin hat 2
barskin loincloth 2
barskin tent 1
bartender skull 1
bartender-in-the-box 1
bartender-skull-in-the-box 1
baseball 3
Bash-Ōs boxtop 2
Bash-Ōs cereal 1
basic meat crossbow 1
basic meat fez 1
basic meat foon 1
basic meat helmet 1
basic meat kilt 1
basic meat pants 1
basic meat skirt 1
basic meat spork 2
basic meat staff 1
basic meat sword 1
bat guano 4
bat haggis 2
bat hat 1
bat whip 2
bat wing 15
bat wing kabob 2
bat wing stir-fry 1
bat-ass leather jacket 1
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
batblade 5
batgut 45
battered Crimbo Crate 2
battered hubcap 1
bazookafish bubble gum 1
beach ball marble 1
beach glass bead 12
beach glass necklace 1
bean burrito 1
beanbag chair 1
beaten-up Chucks 1
bed of coals 5
beefy fish meat 2
beer basted brat 1
beer bomb 21
beer bong 2
beer cartilage 1
beer goggles 3
beer helmet 16
beer lens 11
beer-a-pult 1
beertini 2
begpwnia 1
beholed bedsheet 1
beige clambroth marble 2
bejeweled accordion strap 2
bejeweled cufflinks 2
bejeweled pledge pin 5
bellhop bell 1
Ben-Gal™ Balm 1
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 1
Better Than Cuddling Cake 2
bezoar ring 1
bi-lateral logic compressor 1
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 4
big bad voodoo mask 2
big bass drum 2
big boom 12
big bumboozer marble 1
big bundle of chamoix 7
big glob of skin 1
big red clown nose 14
big rock 2
big slimy cyst 1
big stick 2
big stirring stick 1
bigger stick 3
bilge wine 148
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
bindle of joy 1
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 9
Bit O' Ectoplasm 1
bit of clingfilm 3
bit-o-cactus 22
Bjorn's Hammer 2
black & tan 8
black belt 2
Black Body™ spray 1
black catseye marble 2
black cherry soda 1
black cowboy hat 1
black eyedrops 3
black facepaint 1
black forest cake 7
black forest ham 8
black greaves 18
black helmet 13
black kettle drum 2
Black No. 2 23
black paisley oyster egg 1
black pension check 7
black pepper 11
black picnic basket 3
black pixel 35
black plastic oyster egg 1
black polka-dot oyster egg 1
black pudding 7
black sheepskin diploma 1
black shield 21
black snake skin 21
black spot 3
black striped oyster egg 2
black sword 15
black velvet box 1
black-and-blue light 1
blackberry 15
blackberry combat boots 2
blackberry moccasins 4
blackberry slippers 1
Blackfly Chardonnay 35
blank prescription sheet 1
Blatantly Canadian 1
blended frozen swill 1
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 2
Bling of the New Wave 1
Blizzards I Have Died In 1
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 7
blood flower 1
blood of the Wereseal 1
blood-faced volleyball 1
bloody beer 11
bloody clown pants 13
bloody mary 8
blue class ring 6
blue paisley oyster egg 3
blue pixel 255
blue pixel potion 2
blue plasma ball 2
blue plastic oyster egg 4
blue polka-dot oyster egg 2
blue shell 1
blue snowcone 1
blue striped oyster egg 3
blue suede shoes 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 2
blundarrrbus 1
Bohemian rhapsody 1
boilermaker 2
bone collar 1
bone flute 2
bone rattle 3
Bonerdagon necklace 1
booty chest charrrm 19
booty chest charrrm bracelet 1
Boozehounds Anonymous token 1
borg sock monkey 1
boring spaghetti 6
Boris's key lime 2
Boris's key lime pie 1
Boris's ring 1
Boss Bat bling 1
Boss Bat britches 1
bottle of alcohol 6
bottle of antifreeze 6
bottle of black cat tonic 1
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 4
bottle of cooking sherry 4
bottle of Definit 1
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 2
bottle of gin 56
bottle of goofballs 6
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 2
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 2
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 23
bottle of Mystic Shell 1
bottle of Ooze-O 2
bottle of peppermint schnapps 1
bottle of perfume 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 1
bottle of Pinot Renoir 15
bottle of pirate juice 1
bottle of popskull 6
bottle of realpagne 1
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 2
bottle of rum 94
bottle of sake 6
bottle of sewage schnapps 51
bottle of tequila 38
bottle of ultravitamins 3
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 1
bottle of vodka 43
bottle of whiskey 82
bottle opener belt buckle 2
bottlecap turtle 1
bottled inspiration 1
boulder 26
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bounty-hunting pants 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 1
bow staff 1
bowl of Bounty-Os 1
bowl of cottage cheese 28
bowl of fishysoisse 3
bowl of lucky charms 1
bowl of rye sprouts 1
bowlegged pants 1
bowler 1
box 24
box of sunshine 18
box turtle 1
box-in-the-box 1
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 2
boxed champagne 2
boxed wine 57
boxing glove 1
boxing glove on a spring 1
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 16
brains casserole 1
brainy skull 2
brand new key 1
brass stinger 1
breath mint 1
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 1
brick 9
brick of sand 1
BRICKO brick 423
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO pants 1
BRICKO sword 1
briefcase 5
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 22
brine 1
briny vinegar 1
brittle plastic handle 1
broken carburetor 2
broken cellular phone 1
broken El Vibrato drone 1
broken skull 2
broken sword 6
bronze breastplate 10
bronzed locust 28
brown crock marble 2
brown sugar cane 7
bubble bauble bow 1
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 1
bubblewrap crossbow 2
bubblewrap ore 2
bubblewrap staff 2
bubblewrap sword 2
bubbly potion 12
bucket of anniversary lard 1
buckler buckle 1
buckyball 5
buffalo blade 1
bugbear beanie 9
bugbear bungguard 10
Bulky Buddy Box 2
bullet-proof corduroys 5
bum cheek 21
bumblebee marble 1
bunch of square grapes 6
bungle in the jungle 1
buoybottoms 4
burnt flower 1
burrowgrub hive 1
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 1
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. chum 1
C.H.U.M. knife 3
C.H.U.M. lantern 1
cactus fruit 3
cactus monocle 1
caipifruta 1
calavera concertina 2
calle de miel 4
calle de miel with a fly in it 1
can cannon 1
can of Binarrrca 9
can of black paint 1
can of depilatory cream 1
can of fake snow 1
can of franks 'n' beans 1
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 3
can of maces 3
can of Red Minotaur 2
can of spinach 8
can of starch 1
can of Swiller 3
Can-Can skirt 1
can-can-in-a-can 2
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 16
candied kobold 1
candied yam pinky ring 1
candied yams 18
candy brain 1
candy cane 1
candy kneecapping stick 5
candy knuckles 3
candy stake 4
cannonball charrrm 20
cannonball charrrm bracelet 1
canopic jar 7
canteen of wine 4
capacitor relay 1
carbon nanotube frame 1
carbonated soy milk 8
carbonated water lily 21
cardboard box turtle 1
cardboard crossbow 1
cardboard katana 2
cardboard ore 2
cardboard staff 1
cardboard sword 1
cardboard wakizashi 7
caret 1
carob brownies 2
carob cannon 2
carob chunk cookies 19
carob chunk noodles 6
carob chunks 13
casino pass 29
cast 5
cast-iron legacy paddle 1
cat appendix 4
catgut 10
catgut taco 3
catskin buckler 1
catskin cap 1
catsup 1
cement sandals 2
centipede eggs 12
Cerebral Cloche 1
Cerebral Crossbow 1
Cerebral Culottes 1
chain-mail monokini 2
chaos butterfly 107
charged magnet 2
charming flute 1
charrrm bracelet 1
cheap cigar butt 2
cheap elven gloves 1
cheap plastic blowgun 1
cheap plastic bottle opener 2
cheap studded belt 1
cheap toaster 1
cheap wind-up clock 1
chef skull 1
chef's hat 10
chef-in-the-box 1
chef-skull-in-the-box 1
cherry 12
Cherry Cloaca Cola 1
cherry pie 1
chewing gum on a string 7
children of the candy corn 1
chintzy accordion pin 1
chintzy disco ball pendant 2
chintzy noodle ring 1
chintzy saucepan earring 1
chintzy seal pendant 1
chintzy turtle brooch 7
chisel 1
chitinous pod 1
chloroform rag 2
chocolate box 1
chocolate filthy lucre 1
chocolate saucepan 2
chocolate spurs 1
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 1
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 1
Choker of the Ultragoth 1
chopsticks 10
Chori Zo trading card 1
chorizo brownies 2
chorizo taco 22
chrome crossbow 2
chrome crossbow string 1
chrome helmet turtle 1
chrome meat stack 1
chrome ore 83
chrome staff 2
chrome stick 1
chrome sword 2
chrome sword hilt 1
chunk of depleted Grimacite 8
chunk of rock salt 8
clay peace-sign bead 1
Climate Colada 1
clingfilm cap 1
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm tangle 1
clingfilm trousers 1
Cloaca grenade 1
Cloaca-Cola 1
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 1
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 3
Cloaca-Cola helmet 2
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 1
Cloaca-Cola shield 1
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 1
clockwork bartender head 1
clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box 1
clockwork bartender-in-the-box 1
clockwork chef head 1
clockwork chef-head-in-the-box 1
clockwork chef-in-the-box 1
clockwork claws 1
clockwork clockwise dome 1
clockwork counterclockwise dome 1
clockwork crossbow 1
clockwork detective skull 1
clockwork doohickey 1
clockwork endoskeleton 1
clockwork handle 1
clockwork hat 1
clockwork key 3
clockwork maid 1
clockwork maid head 1
clockwork pants 1
clockwork pirate skull 1
clockwork rings 1
clockwork rod 1
clockwork shank 1
clockwork sheet 1
clockwork sphere 2
clockwork spine 1
clockwork staff 1
clockwork sword 1
clockwork thingamajig 1
clockwork trench coat 1
clockwork widget 1
cloudy potion 17
clown hammer 1
clown shoes 9
clown skin 4
clown whip 2
clown wig 2
clownskin belt 3
clownskin buckler 1
clownskin harness 1
club necklace 10
club of corruption 1
club of the five seasons 3
cob of corn 1
cocktail napkin 20
cocktail onion 1
cocoa egg 15
cocoa eggshell fragment 1
coconut bikini top 1
coconut shell 4
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 3
Codpiece of the Goblin King 1
coffin lid 8
cog 17
cog and sprocket assembly 1
Colander of Em-er'il 1
cold and sour sauce 2
cold hi mein 1
Cold Hots candy 1
cold ninja mask 3
cold nuggets 5
cold powder 1
cold wad 4
collection of tiny spooky objects 28
cologne of contempt 1
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 3
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 1
colored-light "necklace" 1
colorful plastic ball 1
comfy coffin 4
commemorative war stein 1
communications windchimes 6
computronic processing unit 6
concentrated cordial of concentration 1
concentrated garbage juice 2
concentrated magicalness pill 5
concoction of clumsiness 1
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 1
control crystal 1
Cookbook of the Damned 4
cool mushroom 1
cool mushroom casserole 2
cool mushroom wine 2
cool whip 7
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 1
copper ha'penny charrrm 22
copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet 1
cordial of concentration 4
corn holder 2
corncob pipe 7
cornuthaum 5
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 1
Corpse Island iced tea 3
corpse on the beach 1
corpsebite 2
corpsedriver 1
corpsetini 1
corrupt club of corrupt corruption 1
corrupt club of corruption 1
costume sword 3
cottage 1
cotton candy bale 1
cotton candy cone 3
cotton candy cordial 1
cotton candy pillow 1
cotton candy pinch 1
cotton candy plug 1
cotton candy skoshe 1
cotton candy smidgen 1
cracker 1
cranberries 32
cranberry cordial 3
crazy little Turkish delight 5
cream of pointy mushroom soup 2
cream pie 13
cream stout 29
creamsicle 6
creepy-ass club 1
Crimbo pie 1
Crimbo ukulele 1
Crimbo wreath 1
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbuck 19
crossbow string 2
crotchety pants 1
crowbarrr 4
Crown of the Goblin King 5
crown-shaped beanie 5
cruelty-free wine 4
crusty hula hoop 5
crystallized memory 1
cube of billiard chalk 1
cup of infinite pencils 9
cup of primitive beer 4
curdflinger 1
curmudgel 2
cursed black pearl onion 9
cursed bottle of black-label rum 59
cursed bottle of rum 13
cursed cannonball 6
cursed dirty joke scroll 13
cursed piece of thirteen 1
cursed sea biscuit 15
cursed voodoo skull 12
cyber-mattock 1
cyborg doll 1
cyborg stompin' boot 1
cyclops eyedrops 1
cymbal syrup 1
Daffy Taffy 4
daisy 26
dance card 2
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 3
dark potion 14
Das Überkühlraum trading card 1
deactivated MicroMechaMech 1
dead guy's watch 8
deadly lampshade 3
decaying goldfish liver 50
decaying wooden oar 1
decaying wooden paddle 1
decaying wooden pole 2
deck of tropical cards 1
decorative fountain 12
defective skull 2
dehydrated caviar 6
delectable fire ant 4
delicious noodles 2
delicious salad 3
delicious shimmering moth 14
delicious spicy noodles 4
delicious stinkbug 3
demon buckler 1
demon skin 8
demon whip 3
demon-horned hat 2
demonskin jacket 1
demonskin trousers 2
denim axe 4
dense meat crossbow 2
dense meat stack 1
dense meat staff 1
dense meat sword 1
dented harmonica 10
deodorant 9
depantsing bomb 2
desiccated apricot 5
designer handbag 1
detective skull 1
detour shield 1
dew yoana lei 1
dew yoana salacious lei 1
diamond necklace 11
diamond-studded cane 8
diamond-studded fronts 1
didgeridooka 5
Diet Cloaca Cola 3
digital key lime 2
digital key lime pie 2
digital underground potion 1
dill 1
dinged-up triangle 1
dingy planks 1
dire fudgesicle 1
dirty hobo gloves 50
disassembled clover 2
disbelief suspenders 2
Disco 'Fro Pick 2
disco ball 4
Disco Banjo 2
disco mask 5
disease 6
disembodied brain 8
disembodied smile 1
dishrag 3
disintegrating quill pen 3
disintegrating sheet music 1
disintegrating spiky collar 1
displaced fish 13
distilled fortified wine 1
distressed denim pants 1
disturbing fanfic 33
Divine 1
divine blowout 1
divine can of silly string 5
divine champagne flute 2
divine cracker 1
divine noisemaker 2
diving muff 1
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 2
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 4
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 1
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 1
dollhive 1
Dolphin King's crown 6
dolphin whistle 1
donkey flipbook 1
dope gangsta bling-bling 1
dope wheels 4
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 27
double-barreled sling 2
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 5
drab sonata 6
draggin' ball hat 73
Dramatic™ range 4
dreadlock whip 5
dried face 4
dripping meat crossbow 1
dripping meat staff 1
dripping meat sword 1
Drowsy Sword 8
drum machine 23
dry martini 2
dry noodles 25
dry vodka martini 2
drywall axe 8
ducha de oro 1
duck-on-a-string 1
duct tape 290
duct tape buckler 3
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 2
duct tape shirt 1
duct tape sword 2
duct tape wallet 1
dueling banjo 2
dueling turtle 1
dull fish scale 1
dungeoneer's dungarees 4
dusty animal cranium 1
dusty animal jawbone 1
dusty animal pelvis 2
dusty animal skull 2
dusty bottle of Marsala 31
dusty bottle of Merlot 23
dusty bottle of Muscat 47
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 21
dusty bottle of Port 33
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 58
dusty Crimbo crate 2
dusty eighth caudal vertebra 1
dusty eighth thoracic vertebra 6
dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra 1
dusty fifth caudal vertebra 2
dusty fifth cervical vertebra 4
dusty fifth lumbar vertebra 4
dusty fifth thoracic vertebra 3
dusty first caudal vertebra 4
dusty first cervical vertebra 4
dusty first lumbar vertebra 7
dusty first thoracic vertebra 2
dusty fourth caudal vertebra 4
dusty fourth cervical vertebra 1
dusty fourth lumbar vertebra 2
dusty fourth thoracic vertebra 4
dusty left clavicle 2
dusty left eighth rib 2
dusty left eleventh rib 1
dusty left femur 1
dusty left fibula 2
dusty left fifth rib 4
dusty left first front claw 5
dusty left first rear claw 1
dusty left first rib 1
dusty left fourth front claw 5
dusty left fourth rear claw 6
dusty left fourth rib 1
dusty left humerus 2
dusty left kneecap 3
dusty left ninth rib 1
dusty left radius 4
dusty left scapula 2
dusty left second front claw 4
dusty left second rear claw 1
dusty left second rib 1
dusty left seventh rib 2
dusty left sixth rib 1
dusty left tenth rib 5
dusty left third front claw 3
dusty left third rear claw 6
dusty left third rib 5
dusty left thumb 5
dusty left tibia 2
dusty left twelfth rib 2
dusty left ulna 9
dusty ninth caudal vertebra 3
dusty ninth thoracic vertebra 6
dusty right clavicle 1
dusty right eighth rib 1
dusty right eleventh rib 4
dusty right femur 1
dusty right fibula 4
dusty right fifth rib 1
dusty right first front claw 2
dusty right first rear claw 1
dusty right first rib 2
dusty right fourth front claw 4
dusty right fourth rear claw 2
dusty right fourth rib 1
dusty right humerus 2
dusty right kneecap 1
dusty right ninth rib 8
dusty right radius 3
dusty right scapula 2
dusty right second front claw 5
dusty right second rear claw 1
dusty right second rib 2
dusty right seventh rib 1
dusty right sixth rib 1
dusty right tenth rib 3
dusty right third front claw 4
dusty right third rear claw 5
dusty right third rib 3
dusty right thumb 2
dusty right tibia 3
dusty right twelfth rib 2
dusty right ulna 1
dusty sacral vertebrae 1
dusty second caudal vertebra 1
dusty second cervical vertebra 1
dusty second lumbar vertebra 1
dusty second thoracic vertebra 1
dusty seventh caudal vertebra 1
dusty seventh cervical vertebra 2
dusty seventh lumbar vertebra 2
dusty seventh thoracic vertebra 3
dusty sixth caudal vertebra 1
dusty sixth cervical vertebra 5
dusty sixth lumbar vertebra 1
dusty sixth thoracic vertebra 8
dusty tenth caudal vertebra 1
dusty tenth thoracic vertebra 2
dusty third caudal vertebra 2
dusty third cervical vertebra 4
dusty third lumbar vertebra 5
dusty third thoracic vertebra 1
dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra 2
dwarf bread 15
dwarvish magazine 10
Dyspepsi grenade 1
Dyspepsi-Cola 68
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations 1
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 1
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 4
Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack 1
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 2
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen 1
Earring of Fire 1
Eau de Guaneau 1
eel skin 1
eelskin shield 1
effervescent potion 28
effluvious emerald 1
eggbeater 1
eggnog 2
El Sombrero De Lopez 1
El Vibrato drone 1
El Vibrato energy spear 1
El Vibrato helmet 1
El Vibrato leg guards 1
El Vibrato Megadrone 2
El Vibrato power sphere 5
El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 4
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 4
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 4
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 20
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 14
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 5
El Vibrato translator 2
El Vibrato trapezoid 1
Elder Turtle Shell 3
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 12
Elfin shortbread 5
Elmley shades 1
elven limbos gingerbread 1
elven cellocello 14
elven moonshine 1
elven socks 1
elven suicide capsule 11
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 2
empty meat tank 4
enchanted barbell 4
enchanted bean 2
enchanted bean burrito 1
enchanted brass knuckles 1
enchanted eyepatch 3
enchanted handwarmer 1
enchanted toothpick 3
enchantlers 2
encoder ring 1
energy drink IV 3
ennui-flavored potato chips 21
enormous belt buckle 7
enormous hoop earring 7
Ent cider 1
epic wad 1
escargotsicle 1
especially salty dog 1
evil golden arch 11
evil golden arches 2
evil googly eye 1
evil teddy bear 1
evil teddy bear sewing kit 1
evil-ass club 1
exotic parrot egg 1
exploding hacky-sack 3
explosion-flavored chewing gum 1
extra-fancy ring setting 1
extra-large palm-frond toupee 2
extra-spicy bloody mary 2
extra-strength strongness elixir 6
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 2
eXtreme meat crossbow 1
eXtreme meat staff 1
eXtreme meat sword 1
eXtreme mittens 6
eXtreme nose ring 2
eXtreme scarf 3
eye of newt 2
eye-pod 1
eyedrops of newt 4
eyedrops of the ermine 4
eyepatch 8
f3d0r4 55
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fake hand 5
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fancy but probably evil chocolate 3
fancy canapés 1
fancy chocolate car 7
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fancy seashell necklace 1
fat bottom quark 23
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felt 2
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 13
fermenting powder 3
ferret bait 34
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fettucini Inconnu 1
Feynman gate 2
fez of etymology 2
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figurine of a cute baby seal 1
figurine of a shadowy seal 1
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figurine of a slippery seal 1
figurine of a stinking seal 1
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 5
figurine of an ancient seal 1
figurine of an armored seal 7
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 3
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filigreed hamethyst necklace 1
filigreed hamethyst ring 1
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filthy hippy poncho 1
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filthy poultice 4
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fine wine 13
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fire 2
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fire poi 26
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flange 8
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foam noodle 1
foggy glass globe 1
foie gras 1
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foon of fleshiness 2
foon of foulness 2
foon of frigidity 2
foon of fulmination 2
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foreign box 1
forest tears 1
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Frat Army FGF 7
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French slippers 1
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frightful feather 10
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frigid mote 1
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frigid-ass club 1
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Frogade 4
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Frosty's nailbat 1
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fruit bowl 1
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gazing shoes 1
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 2
Genalen™ Bottle 25
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 1
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ghost pickle on a stick 2
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glass of baboon milk 2
glass of goat's milk 48
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glimmering great tit feather 1
glimmering penguin feather 1
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glimmering roc feather 5
glistening fish meat 2
glistening staff 1
glittery mascara 1
gloomy mushroom wine 1
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glowing El Vibrato drone 1
glowing red eye 22
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gnat lasagna 1
gnatloaf 1
gnatloaf casserole 1
gnatwing 2
gnatwing earring 1
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gnauga hide buckler 1
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gnauga hide kilt 1
gnauga hide skirt 1
gnauga hide vest 1
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gnocchetti di Nietzsche 2
gnoll lips 2
gnoll teeth 5
gnoll-tooth necklace 1
Gnollish autoplunger 2
Gnollish casserole dish 1
Gnollish flyswatter 4
Gnollish pie server 3
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Gnollish plunger 7
Gnollish slotted spoon 5
Gnollish toolbox 3
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Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 3
goat 1
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gob of wet hair 42
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goblin hunting spear 1
gold lamé pants 2
golden plastic oyster egg 1
golden ring 56
golden twig 1
Good 'n' Slimy 2
goofily-plumed helmet 1
googly eye 2
Gordon Bennett 2
goth kid t-shirt 6
goulauncher 1
gr8ps 2
grapefruit 3
grapes 5
grass blade 2
grass clippings 8
grass hat 2
grass skirt 1
grassy cutlass 8
Grateful Undead T-shirt 2
grave robbing shovel 7
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob 1
gray bow tie 2
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green candy heart 1
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green snowcone 1
green-frosted astral cupcake 1
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gremlin mutagen 6
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grog 3
groovy prism necklace 1
grouchy restless spirit 1,304
groupie bra 1
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grue egg omelette 2
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guy made of bee pollen 1
gyroscope 5
hair of the calf 1
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halfberd 2
hamethyst 2
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hamethyst ring 1
hand grenegg 1
handful of confetti 8
handful of Crotchety Pine needles 1
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handful of Laughing Willow bark 1
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happiness 1
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 1
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Hatorade 1
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heart of the volcano 3
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heavy D 10
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Hell broth 2
Hell ramen 1
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Himalayan Hidalgo sauce 2
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hippopotamus kilt 1
hippopotamus pants 1
hippopotamus skin 1
hippopotamus skirt 1
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hippy bongo 16
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hobo nickel 891
hobo stogie 1
Hodgman's porkpie hat 1
Hodgman's varcolac paw 1
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honey-dew 1
honey-dipped locust 25
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horizontal tango 1
hors d'oeuvre tray 3
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hot date 17
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hot stuffing 1
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hot wing 116
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house of twigs and spit 1
hovering sombrero 1
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ice skate doll 1
ice stein 1
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Ice-Cold Beer Ring 1
Ice-Cold Beerring 1
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ice-cold Sir Schlitz 32
ice-cold six-pack 5
ice-cold Willer 37
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icy-hot katana 4
iGoogly 1
Iiti Kitty phone charm 4
imbued seal-blubber candle 4
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Imp Ale 14
incredibly creepy marionette 1
infernal fife 7
infernal insoles 32
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ingot of seal-iron 1
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 1
inkwell 3
Inndya trading card 1
insanely spicy bean burrito 1
insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito 1
insanely spicy jumping bean burrito 1
Instant Karma 3
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ion grid 1
ion-pulse modulation stabilizer 6
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Iron Beta of Industry 2
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Jarlsberg's earring 5
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jawbruiser 5
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Jocko Homo's head 1
Jolly Roger charrrm 1
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jug of Gnomochloric acid 1
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jungle drum 1
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kamicorpse-ee 1
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Kentucky-fried meat staff 1
Kentucky-fried meat sword 1
Kentucky-style derby 2
ketchup 1
ketchup hound 7
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kickback cookbook 4
killer rag doll 1
killing feather 63
Kiss the Knob apron 3
Kissin' Cousins 4
kite 1
Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card 1
kiwi 4
kneecapping stick 1
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Knob Goblin elite pants 12
Knob Goblin elite polearm 7
Knob Goblin elite shirt 11
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Knob Goblin harem veil 9
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Knob Goblin melon baller 2
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Knob Goblin pants 27
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Knob Goblin scimitar 15
Knob Goblin seltzer 71
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Knob Goblin spatula 8
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Knob Goblin Uberpants 1
Knob Goblin visor 6
knob ka-bobs 8
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Knob lo mein 1
Knob mushroom 1
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Knob stir-fry 1
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Knoll mushroom 2
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kumquat 3
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LARP membership card 1
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lead yo-yo 2
leaf 1
leaflet 2
leather chaps 7
leather mask 5
leathery bat skin 24
leathery cat skin 62
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leftovers of indeterminate origin 12
lemon 140
lemon meringue pie 51
lemonade marble 2
leotarrrd 4
less-than-three-shaped box 1
lesser grodulated violet 21
Let Me Be! 5
letterman's jacket 4
lewd playing card 4
libation of liveliness 4
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lihc eye 37
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lihc face 12
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line 87
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llama lama gong 5
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Lockenstock™ sandals 2
logic synthesizer 4
long pork 5
long pork casserole 1
long pork chop sandwiches 1
long pork lasagna 1
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Lord of the Flies-sized fries 35
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 7
los chinos 2
lotion of coldness 5
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lotion of spookiness 5
lotion of stench 4
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love song of icy revenge 1
love song of naughty innuendo 1
love song of smoldering passion 1
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love song of vague ambiguity 1
lowercase N 8
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lucky bottlecap 8
lucky lighter 1
lucky rabbit's foot 8
Lucky Surprise Egg 1
lumbering jack 2
lump of diamond 8
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LWA ring 1
lychee chuhai 1
M-242 8
Mace of the Tortoise 2
machetito 2
mad scientist's sock monkey 1
Mad Train wine 154
Mae West 1
Mae West with a fly in it 1
mafia aria 4
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magic whistle 6
magical ice cube with a fly in it 2
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magicalness-in-a-can 11
magilaser blastercannon 2
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 1
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makeshift crane 1
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mandarina colada 2
mandarina colada with a fly in it 1
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manly bloomers 1
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maple syrup 2
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marinara jug 1
Mariner's Friend cough drops 1
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marionette collective 1
marshmallow 8
martini 3
marzipan skull 3
mass of wriggling tentacles 1
massive sitar 1
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mauve plastic oyster egg 1
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 2
mauve striped oyster egg 1
Maxing, Relaxing 2
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 5
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 4
meat cowboy hat 2
Meat detector 1
meat engine 3
meat face 1
meat from yesterday 2
meat golem 1
Meat maid 1
Meat maid body 1
meat paste 1
meat shield 1
meat stack 1
meat vortex 132
meatcar model 1
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meatsmithing guide 1
meatspout staff 3
meaty helmet turtle 1
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 1
medium slimy cyst 1
megatofu 20
Meleegra™ pills 4
melted Jell-o shot 2
menorette 1
menudo 1
menudo ravioli 1
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Mer-kin digpick 1
Mer-kin foodbucket 1
Mer-kin healscroll 1
Mer-kin hookspear 1
Mer-kin killscroll 1
Mer-kin pinkslip 1
Mer-kin prayerbeads 1
Mer-kin roundshield 1
Mer-kin sneakmask 1
Mer-kin thingpouch 1
mermaid's purse 1
mesh cap 3
metal mandible 1
metallic A 7
metallic foil cat ears 1
metrognome 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 9
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 117
milk of magnesium 3
milky potion 23
mimosette 1
mind flayer corpse 25
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miner's pants 46
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miniature dormouse 1
miniature espresso maker 1
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Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot 1
Miniborg hiveminder 1
Miniborg laser 1
Miniborg stomper 1
Miniborg strangler 1
misfit hobby horse 1
misshapen animal skeleton 1
mixed wildflower greens 2
Mob Penguin cellular phone 4
Mohawk wig 82
mojo filter 4
mole molé 2
molotov cocktail cocktail 6
Mon Tiki 1
monkey wrench 8
monomolecular yo-yo 2
Monstar energy beverage 2
monster bait 2
mood ring 1
moonglasses 1
Morbidda trading card 1
Morlock's Mark Bourbon 1
mother's little helper 6
mother's secret recipe 1
Mountain Stream soda 10
moxie magnet 2
moxie weed 52
Mr. Joe's bangles 12
Mr. Mediocrebar 2
MSG 2
muculent machete 3
Mudflap-Girl Earring 1
Mudflap-Girl Necklace 1
Mudflap-Girl Ring 2
mugcake 1
mulled cider 1
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mummy mask 2
mummy wrapping 36
murky potion 15
mushroom fermenting solution 12
mushroom pizza 1
Mylar balloon 1
mylar scout drone 2
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nanite-infested eggnog 3
nanite-infested fruitcake 3
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 2
nanofiber cloth 17
Nardz energy beverage 1
nasty rat mask 1
nasty-ass club 1
natty blue ascot 1
natural fennel soda 4
Nayztameetjoo trading card 1
ND 1
necklace chain 1
Necrotelicomnicon 3
Neuromancer 1
New Cloaca-Cola 1
Newbiesport™ tent 1
Newman's Own Trousers 1
NG 1
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ninja hot pants 42
ninja mop 2
non-stick pugil stick 1
Nose Ring of Putrescence 1
not-a-pipe 1
nothing-in-the-box 2
nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
Now and Earlier 1
nurse's hat 1
nutty organic salad 1
obsidian dagger 6
ocarina of space 1
ocean motion 1
octopus's spade 1
odor extractor 1
off-white paisley oyster egg 2
off-white plastic oyster egg 2
off-white polka-dot oyster egg 1
off-white striped oyster egg 2
office-supply crossbow 3
oil of expertise 3
oil of oiliness 6
Oil of Parrrlay 5
oil of slipperiness 3
oil of stability 3
oily mushroom wine 1
ointment of the occult 3
Ol' Scratch's ash can 1
Ol' Scratch's ol' britches 1
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 1
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old leather wallet 9
old school flying disc 3
old soft shoes 1
old-fashioned 1
olive 86
olive lo mein 1
olive stir-fry 1
one-winged stab bat 1
onion shurikens 1
oozenog 2
opera mask 1
orange 106
orange and black Crimboween candy 1
orange candy heart 1
orange snowcone 1
orange-frosted astral cupcake 1
Orcish baseball cap 6
Orcish cargo shorts 10
Orcish frat-paddle 6
Orcish meat locker 2
Order of the Silver Wossname 1
Oreille Divisée brandy 1
original G 83
ornate ancient cursed chest 2
ornate ancient cursed key 1
out-of-tune biwa 1
overcharged El Vibrato power sphere 1
oversized fish scaler 8
oversized pipe 4
oversized pizza cutter 8
ovoid leather thing 1
oyster basket 3
oyster egg balloon 1
pack of chewing gum 1
pack of KWE trading card 4
packet of beer nuts 2
packet of tofurkey gravy 1
padded tortoise 1
PADL Phone 5
pail 11
painful penne pasta 2
painted shield 1
painted turtle 1
pair of bolt cutters 3
pair of ragged claws 1
pair of twitching claws 1
palm frond 15
palm-frond capris 2
palm-frond cloak 2
palm-frond fan 2
palm-frond net 3
palm-frond toupee 1
palm-frond whip 2
panhandle panhandling hat 7
pants kit 1
pants of the Slug Lord 7
panty raider camouflage 1
papaya 19
papaya sling 2
papaya slung 1
papaya taco 4
paper-plate-mail pants 1
papotion of papower 4
parasitic claw 1
parasitic headgnawer 1
parasitic strangleworm 1
parasitic tentacles 1
parisian cathouse 2
party hat 2
passable elf mask 4
pasta spoon 3
Pasta Spoon of Peril 2
pat-a-cake pendant 6
patchouli incense stick 37
patchouli oil bomb 1
patent antipsychotics 1
patent leather shoes 1
peace-sign necklace 1
peach 96
peach lozenge 1
peach pie 1
pear 101
pear lozenge 1
pear tart 1
pebblebräu 2
Pendant of Fire 1
penguin focaccia bread 9
penguin shorts 1
penguin skin 48
penguin skin buckler 1
penguin thesaurus 3
penguin whip 2
penguinskin mini-kilt 1
penguinskin mini-skirt 1
pentacorn hat 1
Penultimate Fantasy chest 2
perforated battle paddle 4
perfume of prejudice 4
perpendicular hula 1
perpendicular hula with a fly in it 1
personal massager 2
personalized birthday cake 2
personalized coffee mug 1
pestoblade 1
pet rock 1
pet rock "Groucho" disguise 1
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 1
petrified noodles 1
phat turquoise bead 12
phat turquoise bracelet 1
philter of phorce 4
phonics down 97
photoprotoneutron torpedo 166
Pick-O-Matic lockpicks 4
pickle-flavored chewing gum 6
picture of a dead guy's girlfriend 1
pie crust 8
piece of after eight 1
piece of wedding cake 2
piercing post 46
pile of candy 6
pile of dusty animal bones 10
pile of gold coins 1
pile of jumping beans 2
pimpin' meat hat 2
pine tar 1
Pine-Fresh air freshener 1
pink clay bead 72
Pink Heart of Spirit 1
pink pinkslip slip 1
pink pony 2
pink-frosted astral cupcake 1
pirate brochure 1
pirate pamphlet 1
pirate pelvis 1
pirate shirt 1
pirate skull 2
pirate tract 1
pitchfork 5
pixel boomerang 2
pixel hat 1
pixel pants 1
pixel shield 1
pixel sword 1
pixellated candy heart 1
plain brown wrapper 1
plain pizza 2
plastic Crimbo reindeer 1
plastic guitar 3
plot hole 61
plum 1
plum lozenge 1
plum wine 2
plump juicy grub 13
pocket theremin 1
pocketwatch on a chain 6
pointed stick 1
pointy mushroom 1
pointy mushroom wine 2
pointy red hat 7
Poison Oak trading card 1
poison pen 5
Polka Pop 1
polka-dot bow tie 1
poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 5
polyalloy shield 5
poodle skirt 7
pool cue 5
porquoise 3
porquoise bracelet 1
porquoise eyebrow ring 1
porquoise necklace 1
porquoise ring 1
portable corkscrew 1
possessed tomato 1
possessed top 1
potato pistol 1
potato sprout 1
potent potion of potency 1
potion of potency 4
potted cactus 12
potted fern 1
poultrygeist 1
poutine 1
poutine pole 1
powdered organs 48
powdered sealbone 1
pr0n cocktail 1
pr0n legs 73
pr0n m4nic0tti 2
pr0n stir-fry 1
pr0n taco 3
precious piercing post 1
pregnant mushroom 3
prehistoric spear 1
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