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Display Case for Do Not_uhm_I told ya (#693425)
This player is ranked #279 for Most Total Items with a total of 711,013 items.
This player is ranked #387 for Most Unique Items with a total of 2,294 items.

This player is a member of the clan Captain Climax's Midget Brigade.

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Do Not_uhm_I told ya (#693425)
This player has 2,294 unique items and 711,013 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 823
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 18
1-ball 10
1.21 jigawatts 11
100-Watt bulb 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 11
2-ball 5
25-meat staff 11
3-ball 12
30669 scroll 33
33398 scroll 163
334 scroll 8
37x37x37 puzzle cube 422
4-ball 6
4-dimensional guitar 70
5-Alarm Saucepan 6
5-ball 13
6-ball 9
64067 scroll 11
668 scroll 1
7-ball 6
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 22
7-inch discus 1
8-ball 7
a little sump'm sump'm 1
abandoned candy 1
abominable blubber 1
abominable snowcone 48
Abyssal ember 1
accidental cider 20
acid-squirting flower 50
acoustic guitarrr 15
actual reality goggles 119
adder bladder 33
affordable teak perch 1
Agent Corrigan's cigarette 1
agua de vida 1,311
airblaster gun 271
albatross necklace 1
Alewife™ Ale 1
Alice's Army Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Bowman 1
Alice's Army Cleric 1
Alice's Army Coward 1
Alice's Army Dervish 1
Alice's Army Foil Alchemist 1
Alice's Army Foil Bowman 1
Alice's Army Foil Cleric 1
Alice's Army Foil Coward 1
Alice's Army Foil Guard 1
Alice's Army Foil Halberder 1
Alice's Army Foil Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Foil Horseman 1
Alice's Army Foil Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Foil Ninja 1
Alice's Army Foil Nurse 1
Alice's Army Foil Page 1
Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Foil Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Foil Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Foil Wallman 1
Alice's Army Guard 1
Alice's Army Halberder 1
Alice's Army Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Horseman 1
Alice's Army Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Martyr 1
Alice's Army Ninja 1
Alice's Army Nurse 1
Alice's Army Page 1
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Sniper 1
Alice's Army Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Wallman 1
all-purpose cleaner 11
alpha-mail pants 11
alphabet gum 12
amber aviator shades 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 116
Amulet of Yendor 633
ancient cursed foot locker 1
ancient frozen dinner 17
ancient Magi-Wipes 27
ancient poisoned dart 6
ancient protein powder 15
Ancient Saucehelm 1
ancient spice 8
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 11
ancient vinyl coin purse 10
Angry Farmer candy 22
Ankh of Badahnkadh 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary gift box 5
ant agonist 13
ant antidepressant 1
ant hoe 11
ant pick 11
ant pitchfork 11
ant rake 11
ant sickle 11
anti-anti-antidote 1
anticheese 11
antique bottle of cough syrup 1,175
antique greaves 216
antique hand mirror 22
antique helmet 201
antique packet of ketchup 28
antique shield 212
antique spear 213
Apathargic Bandersnatch 1
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 27
armgun 17
arrrgyle socks 71
artisanal limoncello 2
asbestos apron 11
asbestos crossbow 22
asbestos crossbow string 11
asbestos helmet turtle 11
asbestos meat stack 1
asbestos ore 24
asbestos staff 11
asbestos stick 1
asbestos sword 22
asbestos sword hilt 11
Asleep in the Cemetery 31
asparagus knife 134
astral mushroom 3,611
astronaut pants 6
atomic vector plotter 11
attention spanner 4
avatar of the Unconscious Collective 1
awful poetry journal 11
backwoods screwdriver 24
baconstone 1
baconstone bracelet 1
baconstone earring 11
bad penguin egg 5
badass belt 1
badge of authority 1
badger badge 3
Bag o' Tricks 2
bag of airline peanuts 813
bag of Cheat-Os 1,006
bag of GORF 1,366
bag of GORP 1,406
bag of lard 24
bag of QWOP 960
bag of W&Ws 92
ball 3
ball-in-a-cup 2
balloon sword 11
ballroom blintz 14
bamboo bokuto 1
banana 15
banana peel 1
banana smoothie 11
banana supersucker 1
banana-frosted king cake 10
banjo strings 11
bar skin 37
barbed-wire fence 40
bartender-in-the-box 1
bartender-skull-in-the-box 1
baseball 11
basic meat crossbow 22
basic meat fez 1
basic meat foon 1
basic meat helmet 22
basic meat kilt 22
basic meat pants 11
basic meat skirt 22
basic meat spork 22
basic meat staff 22
basic meat sword 1
bat guano 134
bat wing 161
bat-ass leather jacket 1
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
batgut 240
battered Crimbo Crate 64
battered old top-hat 1
Battlie Light Saver 2
beach glass bead 80
beach glass necklace 11
beanbag chair 11
bed of coals 5
beefy fish meat 1
beer basted brat 1
beer bomb 25
beer bong 11
beer cartilage 22
beer goggles 1
beer helmet 12
beer lens 511
beer-a-pult 1
beertini 11
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 9
begpwnia 32
beholed bedsheet 1
bejeweled cufflinks 11
bejeweled pledge pin 2
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
Belt of Howling Anger 8
Ben-Gal™ Balm 40
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 1
berry-infused sake 1
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 7
big bass drum 16
big red clown nose 64
big rock 1
big stick 1
big stirring stick 1
bigger stick 1
bilge wine 22
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 11
Bit O' Ectoplasm 19
bit-o-cactus 1
BittyCar HotCar 1
BittyCar MeatCar 1
BittyCar SoulCar 1
black & tan 2
Black Body™ spray 4
black BRICKO brick 105
black candy heart 337
black cherry soda 6
black eyedrops 1
black facepaint 5
black forest cake 22
black greaves 20
black helmet 19
Black No. 2 22
black paisley oyster egg 1
black pension check 11
black pepper 1
black picnic basket 11
black pixel 11
black plastic oyster egg 1
black polka-dot oyster egg 17
black pudding 2
black sheepskin diploma 4
black shield 6
black snake skin 7
black snowcone 38
black spot 6
black striped oyster egg 1
black sword 12
black velvet box 1
black-and-blue light 1,824
blackberry 9
blackberry combat boots 3
blackberry moccasins 5
blackberry slippers 6
Blackfly Chardonnay 5
Blatantly Canadian 1
blind-packed capsule toy 1
Blizzards I Have Died In 4
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 87
blood of the Wereseal 84
blood-faced volleyball 6
bloody beer 13
bloody clown pants 67
bloody mary 3
blue canary nightlight 2
blue glowstick 5
blue paisley oyster egg 28
blue pixel 11
blue pixel potion 22
blue plasma ball 1,879
blue plastic baby 1
blue plastic oyster egg 17
blue polka-dot oyster egg 8
blue potion 58
blue snowcone 273
blue striped oyster egg 22
blue suede shoes 8
blue-frosted astral cupcake 10
blueberry-frosted king cake 1
blundarrrbus 1
bone collar 4
bone spurs 1
Boots of Twilight Whispers 9
booty chest charrrm 22
booty chest charrrm bracelet 1
borg sock monkey 29
boring spaghetti 11
Boris's key lime pie 1
bottle of alcohol 7
bottle of antifreeze 16
bottle of black cat tonic 22
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 1
bottle of cooking sherry 17
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 1
bottle of gin 16
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 1
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 9,990
bottle of Mystic Shell 6
bottle of Ooze-O 1
bottle of peppermint schnapps 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 1
bottle of Pinot Renoir 6
bottle of pirate juice 6
bottle of popskull 12
bottle of realpagne 1
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 18
bottle of rum 94
bottle of sake 1
bottle of sewage schnapps 241
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 1
bottle of tequila 22
bottle of ultravitamins 157
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 3
bottle of vodka 44
bottle of whiskey 22
bottle of wine 72
bottled green pixie 1
bottled inspiration 33
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bounty-hunting pants 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 1
bowl of Bounty-Os 1
bowl of cottage cheese 94
bowl of fishysoisse 4
bowl of lucky charms 1
box 154
box-in-the-box 1
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
boxed champagne 1
boxed wine 368
boxing glove 5
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 25
brains casserole 7
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 1
brainy skull 1
brick 230
BRICKO brick 11
BRICKO eye brick 11
BRICKO gargantuchicken 1
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO oyster 1
BRICKO python 1
briefcase 4
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 145
broken skull 270
broken sword 73
bronzed locust 1
brown plastic baby 1
brown sugar cane 11
bubble-wrap simulator 16
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 1
bubblewrap crossbow 11
bubblewrap ore 22
bubblewrap staff 1
bubblewrap sword 11
bubblin' crude 12
bubbly potion 11
buckyball 1
bugbear beanie 46
bugbear bungguard 55
Bulky Buddy Box 11
bullet-proof corduroys 1
bum cheek 119
bunch of square grapes 178
burrowgrub hive 1
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. knife 20
C.H.U.M. lantern 2
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 6
cactus fruit 3
caipifruta 1
calle de miel 11
calle de miel with a fly in it 1
Camp Scout backpack 1
Camp Scout pup tent 387
can of Binarrrca 23
can of black paint 5
can of fake snow 1
can of franks 'n' beans 1
can of maces 10
can of Red Minotaur 75
can of spinach 39
can of Swiller 2
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 42
candied kobold 6
candied yams 18
candy brain 3
candy cane 11
candy cornucopia 1
candy kneecapping stick 5
candy knuckles 2
candy stake 3
cannonball charrrm 22
cannonball charrrm bracelet 1
canopic jar 25
canteen of wine 401
capacitor relay 11
carbonated water lily 25
cardboard box turtle 1
cardboard crossbow 22
cardboard katana 22
cardboard ore 22
cardboard staff 1
cardboard sword 11
cardboard wakizashi 2,352
carob brownies 12
carob cannon 1
carob chunk cookies 12
carob chunk noodles 13
carob chunks 61
carrot juice 81
carrot nose 1,000
carton of rotten eggs 25
cartoon heart 100
casino pass 22
cast 2,390
cast-iron legacy paddle 11
catgut 113
cement sandals 1
centipede eggs 1
Cerebral Cloche 1
Cerebral Crossbow 1
Cerebral Culottes 1
chain-mail monokini 1
chaos butterfly 11,753
charpuce jub-jub bird 1
charrrm bracelet 1
cheap elven gloves 15
cheap plastic bottle opener 12
cheap studded belt 1,371
chef's hat 36
chef-in-the-box 1
chef-skull-in-the-box 1
cherry 2
Cherry Cloaca Cola 1
Chester's bag of candy 1
Chester's muscle shirt 1
chewing gum on a string 22
ChibiBuddy™ (off) 4
chintzy accordion pin 22
chintzy disco ball pendant 22
chintzy noodle ring 22
chintzy saucepan earring 22
chintzy seal pendant 22
chintzy turtle brooch 22
chitinous pod 1
chocolate filthy lucre 99
chocolate spurs 5
chocolate-covered caviar 7
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 1
chocolate-frosted king cake 11
Choker of the Ultragoth 1
chopsticks 161
chorizo brownies 13
chorizo taco 61
chrome crossbow 22
chrome crossbow string 11
chrome helmet turtle 1
chrome meat stack 1
chrome ore 11
chrome staff 3
chrome stick 11
chrome sword 1
chrome sword hilt 22
chunk of rock salt 9
citrus-infused sake 1
Clan pool table 1
Clan VIP Lounge invitation 1
class five ecto-larva 1
clay peace-sign bead 84
Cloaca grenade 10
Cloaca-Cola 65
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 1
Cloaca-Cola helmet 5
Cloak of Dire Shadows 3
clockwork bartender head 1
clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box 1
clockwork bartender-in-the-box 1
clockwork chef head 3
clockwork chef-head-in-the-box 1
clockwork chef-in-the-box 1
clockwork claws 1
clockwork clockwise dome 1
clockwork counterclockwise dome 1
clockwork crossbow 1
clockwork pants 1
clockwork pirate skull 1
cloudy potion 11
clown hammer 673
clown shoes 23
clown skin 84
clown whip 1
clown wig 1
clownskin belt 1
clownskin buckler 1
clownskin harness 1
club necklace 19
club of the five seasons 1
cocktail napkin 37
cocoa egg 20
cocoa eggshell fragment 42
coconut shell 161
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 1
coffin lid 1
cog 32
cold hi mein 1
Cold Hots candy 1
cold ninja mask 132
cold powder 11
cold wad 110
cologne of contempt 1
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 22
colored-light "necklace" 2
comfy coffin 14
Comma Chameleon egg 2
concentrated cordial of concentration 11
concentrated garbage juice 24
concentrated magicalness pill 26
confusing LED clock 119
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 1
container of Spooky Putty 4
cool mushroom 11
cool mushroom casserole 1
cool mushroom wine 1
cool whip 1
copper ha'penny charrrm 23
copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet 1
corn holder 13
corncob pipe 16
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 22
Corpse Island iced tea 12
corpse on the beach 19
corpsedriver 14
corpsetini 19
corrupted data 1
Cosmic Calorie 11,604
cracker 11
cranberries 1
crazy little Turkish delight 126,986
cream of pointy mushroom soup 7
cream pie 1
cream stout 136
creamsicle 11
creepy ginger ale 4
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) 1
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 11
Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. 1
Crimbo ukulele 1
Crimbo wreath 3
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimboween memo 23
Crimbuck 33
crimsilion jub-jub bird 2
crossbow string 22
crowbarrr 29
Crown of the Goblin King 1
crude crudités 16
cruelty-free wine 11
crumpled felt fedora 1
CSA all-purpose soap 501
CSA bravery badge 537
CSA cheerfulness ration 576
CSA discount card 566
CSA fire-starting kit 478
CSA obedience grenade 569
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 584
cup of infinite pencils 7
cup of primitive beer 1
cursed black pearl onion 11
cursed bottle of black-label rum 12
cursed bottle of rum 22
cursed cannonball 1
cursed dirty joke scroll 11
cursed piece of thirteen 1
cursed sea biscuit 22
cursed voodoo skull 11
cyborg doll 52
cyclops eyedrops 1
cymbal syrup 396
Daffy Taffy 110
daisy 22
dance card 11
dark potion 11
Deactivated MiniMechaElf 1
Deactivated O. A. F. 1
dead guy's watch 11
deadly lampshade 15
decaying goldfish liver 121
decorative fountain 92
defective skull 559
dehydrated caviar 11
delectable catalyst 1
delicious noodles 1
delicious salad 163
delicious shimmering moth 10
demonskin jacket 22
dense meat stack 9
dented harmonica 10
deodorant 191
depantsing bomb 22
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 1
desiccated apricot 11
designer handbag 11
dew yoana lei 1
dew yoana salacious lei 1
diamond necklace 12
diamond-studded fronts 4
Diet Cloaca Cola 15
digital key lime pie 1
digital underground potion 1
dill 68
dirty hobo gloves 175
disassembled clover 1,281
disbelief suspenders 1
disco ball 2
Disco Banjo 1
disco horoscope (Aquarius) 17
disco horoscope (Aries) 17
disco horoscope (Cancer) 13
disco horoscope (Capricorn) 7
disco horoscope (Gemini) 9
disco horoscope (Leo) 14
disco horoscope (Libra) 13
disco horoscope (Pisces) 13
disco horoscope (Sagittarius) 8
disco horoscope (Scorpio) 6
disco horoscope (Taurus) 17
disco horoscope (Virgo) 15
disco mask 2
disease 90
disembodied brain 35
disintegrating quill pen 11
disintegrating spiky collar 11
displaced fish 2
distilled fortified wine 3
distressed denim pants 8
disturbing fanfic 220
Divine 1
divine blowout 11
divine can of silly string 11
divine champagne flute 11
divine champagne popper 11
divine cracker 11
divine noisemaker 11
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 247
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 14
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 11
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 11
dollar-sign bag 94
dollhive 40
donkey flipbook 10
dope gangsta bling-bling 4
dope wheels 22
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 325
double-barreled sling 17
draggin' ball hat 29
Dramatic™ range 12
dread tarragon 1
Dreadsylvanian Almanac page 7
Dreadsylvanian seed pod 1
dreaming Jung man 1
dress pants 1
dried face 16
drum machine 6
Drunkula's silky pants 1
dry martini 1
dry noodles 11
dry vodka martini 1
duck-on-a-string 1
dungeoneer's dungarees 4
dungeoneering kit 41
Duskwalker syringe 2
dusty animal pelvis 1
dusty bottle of Marsala 11
dusty bottle of Merlot 1
dusty bottle of Muscat 13
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 2
dusty bottle of Port 12
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 13
dusty Crimbo crate 10
dusty eighth caudal vertebra 1
dusty eighth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra 1
dusty fifth caudal vertebra 1
dusty fifth cervical vertebra 1
dusty fifth lumbar vertebra 1
dusty fifth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty first caudal vertebra 1
dusty first cervical vertebra 1
dusty first lumbar vertebra 1
dusty first thoracic vertebra 1
dusty fourth caudal vertebra 1
dusty fourth cervical vertebra 1
dusty fourth lumbar vertebra 1
dusty fourth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty left femur 1
dusty left fourth rear claw 1
dusty left radius 1
dusty left scapula 1
dusty left second rear claw 1
dusty left seventh rib 1
dusty left sixth rib 1
dusty left third rib 1
dusty left thumb 1
dusty left tibia 1
dusty ninth caudal vertebra 1
dusty ninth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty right eighth rib 1
dusty right femur 1
dusty right fibula 1
dusty right first rib 1
dusty right fourth rear claw 1
dusty right fourth rib 1
dusty right humerus 1
dusty right kneecap 1
dusty right seventh rib 1
dusty right thumb 1
dusty sacral vertebrae 1
dusty second caudal vertebra 1
dusty second cervical vertebra 1
dusty second lumbar vertebra 1
dusty second thoracic vertebra 22
dusty seventh caudal vertebra 1
dusty seventh cervical vertebra 1
dusty seventh lumbar vertebra 1
dusty seventh thoracic vertebra 1
dusty sixth caudal vertebra 1
dusty sixth cervical vertebra 1
dusty sixth lumbar vertebra 1
dusty sixth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty tenth caudal vertebra 1
dusty tenth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty third caudal vertebra 1
dusty third cervical vertebra 1
dusty third lumbar vertebra 1
dusty third thoracic vertebra 1
dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra 1
Dyspepsi-Cola 171
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 1
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 1
eel battery 11
eel skin 1
effervescent potion 11
eggnog 11
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 12
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 9
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 11
electrical thingamabob 2
electronic dulcimer pants 7
Elmley shades 22
elven limbos gingerbread 334
elven cellocello 21
elven moonshine 169
elven socks 15
elven suicide capsule 29
elven whittling knife 1
Elvish sunglasses 1
enchanted barbell 17
enchanted bean 284
enchanted brass knuckles 1
enchanted leopard-print barbell 1
encoder ring 557
enormous hoop earring 10
Ent cider 1,569
epic wad 10
equal sign 1
especially salty dog 1
evil golden arch 2
evil googly eye 26
exotic parrot egg 1
explosion-flavored chewing gum 793
extra-greasy slider 5
extra-large palm-frond toupee 1
extra-spicy bloody mary 1
extra-strength red potion 57
extra-strength strongness elixir 6
eXtreme mittens 11
eXtreme nose ring 22
eXtreme scarf 11
eye-pod 10
eyedrops of newt 11
eyedrops of the ermine 1
eyedrops of the ocelot 1
eyepatch 22
fake blood 7
fake fake vomit 748
fake hand 751
false eyelashes 2
Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium 1
fancy bath salts 15,124
fancy black tie 1
fancy blue potion 72
fancy but probably evil chocolate 16
fancy canapés 14
fancy chocolate 2
fancy chocolate car 20
fancy dress ball 20
fancy opera glasses 19
fancy seashell necklace 1
fancy tophat 1
fancy tuxedo pants 1
fat stacks of cash 26
felt 4
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 82
fermenting powder 23
ferret bait 4
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 1
festive holiday hat 11
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 11
filigreed hamethyst earring 1
filigreed hamethyst necklace 1
filigreed hamethyst ring 1
filth-encrusted futon 3
filthy corduroys 95
filthy hippy poncho 1
filthy knitted dread sack 70
filthy lucre 267
filthy pestle 64
fine wine 22
fire 8
fireball 135
fish-liver oil 1
fishy fish casserole 1
fizzy potion 11
flamin' bindle 5
flaming cardboard sword 22
flaming mushroom wine 1
flaming sword 46
flaming talons 35
flaregun 230
flashing novelty button 3
flask of hamethyst juice 1
flat mushroom wine 1
flavored foot massage oil 1,758
flavorless gruel 4
floaty inverse geode 1
floaty sand 312
floaty stone sphere 1
flower petal pie 11
flute of flat champagne 11
flypaper staff 22
flytrap bezoar 1
flytrap pellet 1
foam dart 1,769
foam noodle 52
foie gras 11
foolscap fool's cap 31
football helmet 7
fortune cookie 22
frat brats 11
frayed rope belt 11
freezin' bindle 5
freshwater pearl necklace 1
fricasseed brains 1
frigid air mattress 8
frigid hankyū 24
frigid mote 11
frigid ninja stars 1,373
frilly skirt 81
Frogade 11
frostbite-flavored Hob-O 28
Frosty's carrot 1
Frosty's old silk hat 1
Frown Exerciser 1
frozen banquet 4
frozen feather 11
frozen Mob Penguin 13
frozen nunchaku 132
fruitcake 11
fry-oil-flavored Hob-O 12
fudge pocket square 1
funky brass fez 5
furry fur 266
fuzzbump 1
ga-ga radio 124
GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine 48
GameInformPowerDailyPro subscription card 2
garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O 20
garish pinky ring 16
gas balloon 22
gator skin 227
gatorskin umbrella 3
Gauntlets of the Blood Moon 8
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 1
Genalen™ Bottle 1
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 22
generic healing potion 11
generic mana potion 11
generic restorative potion 1
ghost cucumber 11
ghost pickle on a stick 3
ghuol ears 3
ghuol egg 1
ghuol egg quiche 5
ghuol guolash 8
giant book of ancient carols 1
giant cactus quill 11
giant designer sunglasses 12
giant discarded bottlecap 1
giant discarded plastic fork 1
giant discarded torn-up glove 1
giant giant moth dust 1
giant glass of brandy 2
giant jar of protein powder 11
giant moxie weed 18
giant needle 250
gibson 1
gilded ancient cursed chest 1
gimlet 1
gin and tonic 1
gingerbread bugbear 22
gingerbread horror 1
gingerbread house 1
gingerbread mutant bugbear 9
glass of gnat milk 297
glass of goat's milk 1,022
glittery mascara 71
gloomy mushroom wine 1
glowing red eye 71
gnashing teeth 1
gnat lasagna 1
gnatloaf 1
gnatloaf casserole 1
gnatwing 22
gnatwing earring 22
gnauga hide buckler 1
gnauga hide whip 1
gnoll lips 17
gnoll teeth 12
gnoll-tooth necklace 11
Gnollish casserole dish 22
Gnollish flyswatter 57
Gnollish pie server 17
Gnollish pie tin 107
Gnollish plunger 20
Gnollish slotted spoon 21
Gnollish toolbox 59
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 1
goat 22
goat beard 22
goat cheese 22
goat cheese pizza 3
gob of wet hair 16,888
gold crown 64
gold lamé pants 1
gold star 44
gold wedding ring 1
Golden Mean 1
golden plastic oyster egg 1
golden ring 37
golden twig 1
Goodfella contract 1
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Sensual Massage for Creeps 6
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spring 19
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Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro 51
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita 48
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco 61
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