The Kingdom of Loathing
Display Case Database
[ Home ]   [ About ]   [ Sets ]   [ Images ]   [ News ]   [ FAQ ]   [ Stats ]

Name or ID Query




Set Query

Sets of Items

Special Query
Display Case for ChevellemanX (#697887)
This player is a member of the clan Instant Death (Just Add Water).

Show items that ChevellemanX  

ChevellemanX (#697887)
This player has 3,267 unique items and 303,266 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
1-ball 133
11-leaf clover 637
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 452
1952 Mickey Mantle card 9
2-ball 135
3-ball 141
30669 scroll 440
33398 scroll 671
334 scroll 336
4-ball 112
4-d camera 5
4-dimensional guitar 118
5-Alarm Saucepan 11
5-ball 121
6-ball 124
64067 scroll 7
668 scroll 75
7-ball 136
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 419
8-ball 550
9-ball 4
99.44% pure math 1
a butt tuba 125
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 1
a little sump'm sump'm 17
a suspicious address 1
A. W. O. L. commendation 2
abominable blubber 576
abominable snowcone 20
abyssal battle plans 1
acceptable bagel 16
accidental cider 205
accord ion 33
accordion file 13
Accordion of Jordion 35
accordionoid rocca 30
acid-squirting flower 199
acoustic guitarrr 209
actual blood sausage 1
actual tapas 233
adder 876
adder bladder 681
adorable seal larva 32
agnolotti arboli 1
agua de vida 15
Alewife™ Ale 3
all-purpose cleaner 589
all-year sucker 1
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 33
Ambitious Turkey 6
ammonite candy mold 1
ammonite fossil 9
amok pudding 92
amok putter 40
amulet of extreme plot significance 355
ancient calendar 5
ancient calendar fragment 9
ancient cursed foot locker 1
ancient frozen dinner 272
ancient ice cream scoop 283
ancient Magi-Wipes 607
ancient pills 114
ancient poisoned dart 748
Ancient Protector Soda 7
ancient protein powder 992
Ancient Saucehelm 39
ancient spice 119
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 4
ancient vinyl coin purse 315
Angelhair Culottes 9
Angry Farmer candy 675
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 1
angry inch 77
Ankh of Badahnkadh 2
anniversary gift box 10
annoying pitchfork 11
ant agonist 168
ant hoe 7
ant pick 9
ant pitchfork 11
ant rake 9
ant sickle 6
anti-anti-antidote 220
anticheese 108
antique accordion 11
antique Canadian lantern 1
antique greaves 90
antique hand mirror 147
antique helmet 90
antique machete 227
antique packet of ketchup 48
antique record album 1
antique shield 85
antique spear 95
apathetic lizardman doll 1
Argarggagarg's fang 18
armgun 161
arrrgyle socks 101
arse-a'fire elixir 2
artisanal limoncello 32
asbestos apron 45
asbestos crossbow 11
asbestos ore 160
asbestos staff 14
asbestos sword 10
ASCII shirt 42
asparagus knife 127
asparagus lo mein 1
aspirin 2
asshat 16
Atomic Comic 1
attorney's badge 88
autocalliope 6
automatic catapult 1
awful poetry journal 668
Ax of L'rose 1
bätzle 3
baby killer bee 31
backwoods screwdriver 75
baconstone 7
baconstone bracelet 5
baconstone earring 2
baconstone pendant 18
baconstone ring 2
bad-ass club 4
badass belt 427
badge of authority 31
bag of bones 19
bag of Cheat-Os 370
bag of grain 6
bag of lard 16
bag of pygmy blood 73
bag of W&Ws 43
baggie of powdered sugar 65
Bal-musette accordion 1
balaclava 20
balaclava baklava 95
ball 1
ball-in-a-cup 1
balloon helmet 6
balloon monkey 3
balloon shield 2
balloon sword 4
ballpark hot daub 1
ballroom blintz 98
balsa plank 89
banana 6
banana cream pie 1
banana daiquiri 1
banana milkshake 1
banana smoothie 1
banana spritzer 2
banana supersucker 9
bananagate 13
bananarama bangle 1
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 9
bar skin 141
bar whip 1
barbed-wire fence 53
bargain flash powder 17
baritone accordion 8
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
barnacle-encrusted sweater 1
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 4
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 332
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 3
barrrnacle 131
barskin buckler 2
barskin cloak 7
barskin hat 2
barskin loincloth 3
bartender skull 2
baseball 170
Bash-Ōs boxtop 15
Bash-Ōs cereal 4
basic meat crossbow 1
basic meat helmet 1
basic meat sword 2
bat guano 204
bat wing 661
bat-ass leather jacket 7
batblade 212
batgut 718
bath ball gift set 2
battered Crimbo Crate 6
battered hubcap 17
Battlie Light Saver 88
bazookafish bubble gum 1
beach glass bead 269
beach glass necklace 15
bean burrito 1
beanbag chair 3
beaten-up Chucks 19
beautiful rainbow 6
beaver spear 1
beer bomb 1,861
beer bong 344
beer goggles 6
beer helmet 825
beer lens 36
beer-a-pult 1
beer-battered accordion 8
beer-scented teddy bear 49
beer-soaked mop 18
beertini 11
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 1
beholed bedsheet 1
bejeweled accordion strap 5
bejeweled pledge pin 755
belemnite candy mold 1
belemnite fossil 5
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
Ben-Gal™ Balm 27
bent scrap metal 13
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 2
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 2
BGE merchandise order form 5
BGE pocket calendar 1
BGE shotglass 18
big bad voodoo mask 29
big bass drum 114
big boom 65
Big Candy's tophat 1
big dribbly candle 3
big red clown nose 233
big rock 3
bilge wine 124
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 60
bit of clingfilm 84
bit-o-cactus 218
BittyCar HotCar 1
BittyCar MeatCar 1
BittyCar SoulCar 1
Bjorn's Hammer 23
black & tan 41
Black Angus blackburger 1
black belt 1
black blade 1
Black Body™ spray 22
black brandy 1
black cherry soda 5
black cloak 22
black Crimbo ball 1
black eye shadow 55
black eyedrops 11
black forest cake 57
black forest ham 52
black gold 22
black greaves 138
black helmet 85
black kettle drum 62
black label 53
Black No. 2 171
black paisley oyster egg 2
black pension check 183
black pepper 24
black picnic basket 89
black pixel 1,177
black plastic oyster egg 1
black polka-dot oyster egg 1
black pudding 62
black shield 135
black snake skin 131
black spot 4
black striped oyster egg 2
black sword 121
black velvet box 1
blackberry 310
blackberry combat boots 2
blackberry galoshes 1
blackberry moccasins 2
blackberry slippers 3
Blackfly Chardonnay 55
blank diary 1
blank fudge mold 1
Blatantly Canadian 26
blended frozen swill 1
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 1
blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail 4
blind-packed capsule toy 72
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 400
Bling of the New Wave 8
blob of Alphredo™ 4
blob of wood glue 85
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 7
blood of the Wereseal 8
blood roll-up 1
blood snowcone 1
blood-drive sticker 6
blood-soaked sponge cake 1
bloodied surgical dungarees 45
bloodstain stick 45
bloodstick 1
bloody beer 9
bloody clown pants 265
bloody mary 64
blowdart 3
blue class ring 236
Blue Diamond of Honesty 33
blue money bag 10
blue paisley oyster egg 5
blue pixel 1,850
blue pixel potion 49
blue plastic oyster egg 16
blue polka-dot oyster egg 4
blue shell 3
blue striped oyster egg 6
blue suede shoes 1
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
boilermaker 12
boilgun 1
boiling seal blood 10
Boltsmann ID badge 1
bone abacus 52
bone and arrows 1
bone aperitif 3
bone bandoneon 5
bone chips 29
bone collar 2
bone crusher 1
bone flute 170
bone meal 3
bone rattle 32
bone spurs 1
boneana hammock 1
bonedanna 2
bonerang 1
Bonerdagon necklace 7
boning knife 1
book of matches 135
Booke of Vampyric Knowledge 3
boot knife 15
BOOterfinger 4
booty chest charrrm 51
booze drive button 1
booze-soaked cherry 26
Boozehounds Anonymous token 4
boring spaghetti 1
Boris's key lime 11
Boris's key lime pie 118
Boris's ring 31
Boss Bat bling 2
Boss Bat britches 16
bottle of alcohol 269
bottle of antifreeze 9
bottle of bubbles 3
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 22
bottle of cooking sherry 36
bottle of Crimbognac 1
bottle of Definit 22
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 88
bottle of drinkin' gas 1
bottle of fire 1
bottle of fruity "wine" 4
bottle of gin 467
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 61
bottle of laundry sherry 14
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 130
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 285
bottle of Mystic Shell 11
bottle of Ooze-O 5
bottle of Pete's Sake 16
bottle of pirate juice 14
bottle of popskull 45
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 8
bottle of rum 1,832
bottle of sake 26
bottle of Sanguiovese 1
bottle of sewage schnapps 1
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 1
bottle of tequila 641
bottle of ultravitamins 1
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 2
bottle of vodka 355
bottle of whiskey 483
bottle opener belt buckle 413
bottled day 4
bottled swamp gas 5
Boulevardier cocktail 11
bowl of Bounty-Os 1
bowl of cottage cheese 279
bowl of lucky charms 2
bowl of mernudo 1
Bowl of Scorpions 7
bowling ball 122
box 822
box of Dweebs 43
box of sunshine 1
box turtle 5
boxed champagne 29
boxed wine 380
boxing glove 45
boxing glove on a spring 1
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 34
brains casserole 6
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 1
brainy skull 15
Bram's choker 1
brass gear 279
bread basket 3
bread pie 1
breadchucks 1
breadwand 2
Breakfast Blast wine cooler 2
breakfast mess 54
breakfast miracle 1
breath mint 12
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 15
briefcase 643
brilliant oyster egg 4
Brimstone Beret 1
Brimstone Bludgeon 2
Brimstone Boxers 1
Brimstone Bracelet 1
Brimstone Brooch 1
Brimstone Bunker 1
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 1
brine 25
broken beer bottle 10
broken skull 247
broken sword 91
bronze 9
bronze breastplate 58
bronzed locust 159
brown felt tophat 102
brown paper bag mask 3
brown sugar cane 165
browser cookie 1
Bruno's blessing of Mars 1
bubble bauble bow 1
bubble-wrap simulator 11
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 1
bubblewrap ore 20
bubblin' crude 940
bubbly potion 237
buckler buckle 4
buckyball 2
bugbear beanie 230
bugbear bungguard 240
bugbear detector 4
bugbear purification pill 2
Bulky Buddy Box 1
bullet-proof corduroys 893
bum cheek 125
bunch of bananas 12
bunch of square grapes 57
bungle in the jungle 2
bunny liver 48
buoybottoms 59
burrowgrub hive 1
burst hellseal brain 2
BURT 354
Burt's blessing of Bacchus 1
bus pass 69
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 17
C.B.F.G. 1
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 4
cabooze 8
cactus fruit 168
caipifruta 1
Cajun accordion 1
calavera concertina 2
calle de miel 9
can of Binarrrca 28
can of black paint 3
can of CRIMBCOLA 3
can of maces 10
can of Red Minotaur 127
can of spinach 46
can of starch 1
can of sterno 9
can of Swiller 69
can of the cheapest beer 8
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 30
candied bolts 3
candied lime 1
candied nuts 7
candied yams 48
candy cane 149
candy drive button 1
candy kneecapping stick 3
candy knife 17
candy knuckles 3
candy stake 4
cannonball charrrm 61
canopic jar 528
canteen of eggnog 1
canteen of wine 1
carbonated soy milk 362
carbonated water lily 172
cardboard katana 21
cardboard ore 16
cardboard sword 2
cardboard wakizashi 81
caret 7
carob brownies 5
carob cannon 2
carob chunk cookies 10
carob chunk noodles 7
carob chunks 267
carton of rotten eggs 27
carton of snake milk 2
casino pass 118
cast 582
cast-iron legacy paddle 1
cat appendix 222
catfish whiskers 37
catgut 361
catskin buckler 7
catskin cap 4
cement sandals 2
centipede eggs 157
centurion helmet 1
chakra malt 2
chakra sludge 25
chakra-mental wine 2
chaos butterfly 784
chaos popcorn 3
charged magnet 1
charming flute 35
cheap cigar butt 55
cheap elven gloves 3
cheap plastic blowgun 8
cheap toaster 5
cheesy eagle sauce 1
chef skull 2
chef's hat 240
cherry 40
Cherry Cloaca Cola 11
Cherrytastrophe wine cooler 4
chest of "pirate gold" 1
chewing gum on a string 141
ChibiBuddy™ (off) 1
chicle de salchicha 2
chintzy accordion pin 41
chintzy disco ball pendant 41
chintzy noodle ring 42
chintzy saucepan earring 38
chintzy seal pendant 41
chintzy turtle brooch 43
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 129
chlorine crystal 10
chloroform rag 275
chocolate spurs 12
chocolate stolen accordion 1
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 25
chocomotive 6
Choker of the Ultragoth 1
chopsticks 70
chorizo brownies 9
chorizo taco 95
chrome crossbow 20
chrome helmet turtle 8
chrome meat stack 1
chrome ore 145
chrome staff 15
chrome sword 25
Chroner 168
chunk of depleted Grimacite 8
chunk of hot iron 24
chunk of rock salt 126
cigar box turtle 16
cigarette lighter 4
Cinco Mayo Lager 3
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 1
Claw of the Infernal Seal 9
clay peace-sign bead 257
Claybender glasses 26
clear Russian 1
Cloaca Cola Polar 53
Cloaca-Cola 9
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 7
Cloaca-Cola helmet 6
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 2
Cloaca-Cola shield 9
clockwork crossbow 2
clockwork key 9
clockwork staff 1
cloudy potion 271
clown shoes 139
clown skin 114
clown wig 39
clownskin belt 64
clownskin buckler 22
clownskin harness 67
club necklace 33
club of the five seasons 1
club sandwich 3
clutch of dodecapede eggs 61
coal dust 30
coal shovel 13
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 82
cocktail napkin 375
cocktail onion 49
cocoa egg 40
cocoa eggshell fragment 1,502
coconut shell 1,112
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 6
Codpiece of the Goblin King 6
coffin lid 77
cog 422
cog and sprocket assembly 3
Colander of Em-er'il 34
Cold Hots candy 34
cold ninja mask 60
cold nuggets 5
cold powder 4
cold seal sweat 28
cold water bottle 93
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 7
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 11
colored-light "necklace" 1
colorful toad 120
comfy pillow 60
commemorative war stein 5,650
communications windchimes 1,393
compression stocking 154
concentrated cordial of concentration 1
concentrated magicalness pill 34
concoction of clumsiness 1
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 2
control crystal 1
Cookbook of the Damned 26
cookie cookie 3
cool mushroom 15
cool mushroom casserole 1
cool mushroom wine 1
cool spore pod 8
cool whip 189
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 34
copper ha'penny charrrm 47
cordial of concentration 9
corn holder 58
corncob pipe 1
corned-beef Reuben 3
cornuthaum 139
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 13
Corpse Island iced tea 33
corpse on the beach 37
corpsebite 5
corpsedriver 37
corpsetini 20
corrupted bird DNA 1
corrupted data 60
cosmic lemonade 2
costume sword 38
cottage 1
cracker 2
cranberries 1,050
cranberry cordial 1
cranberry margarita (brackish) 1
crappy brain 427
crate of firebombs 62
crazy hobo notebook 34
crazy little Turkish delight 766
cream stout 78
creamsicle 131
creepy doll head 11
creepy ginger ale 33
creepy voice box 12
creepy-ass club 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 1
CRIMBCO lanyard 1
CRIMBCO mug 2
CRIMBCO wine 2
CRIMBCOIDS mints 6
CRIMBCOLOAF 4
Crimbeau de toilette 1
Crimbo candied pecan 22
Crimbo candle 1
Crimbo Credit 200
Crimbo dinner 1
Crimbo fudge 22
Crimbo peppermint bark 24
Crimbo pie 8
Crimbo wreath 2
Crimbomega drive chain 1
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbonium fuel rod 37
Crimbosmopolitan 1
Crimbot battery 1
Crimbot schematic: Big Head 4
Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel 10
Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher 3
Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw 2
Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter 3
Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder 4
Crimbot schematic: Crab Core 5
Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso 6
Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer 1
Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head 3
Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun 5
Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun 11
Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs 3
Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads 6
Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs 5
Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan 8
Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack 1
Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler 1
Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite 6
Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise 7
Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis 1
Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder 4
Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module 6
Crimbot schematic: Power Arm 3
Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler 6
Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head 3
Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis 1
Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator 1
Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker 1
Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun 6
Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet 1
Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis 3
Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet 6
Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower 1
Crimboween memo 3
Crimboysters Rockefeller 1
Crimbuccaneer captain's purse 1
Crimbuccaneer nose ring 1
Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack 1
Crimbuck 6
crowbar 10
crowbarrr 69
Crown of the Goblin King 194
crude voodoo doll 36
cruelty-free wine 23
crumbling rat skull 9
crystal Crimbo goblet 1
crystal Crimbo platter 1
crystalline seal eye 1
crystallized memory 2
cube of billiard chalk 8
cup of primitive beer 104
curmudgel 56
custard pie 6
cyborg doll 1
cyborg stompin' boot 1
cylindrical mold 12
D roll 2
Daffy Taffy 28
Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield 2
dance card 34
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 16
dark baconstone ring 1
dark hamethyst ring 1
dark porquoise ring 1
dark potion 253
day-old beer 1
Deactivated MiniMechaElf 1
Deactivated O. A. F. 1
dead guy's watch 262
death blossom 7
debonair deboner 1
decanter of fine Scotch 3
decent brain 371
decomposed boot 9
decorative fountain 213
dehydrated caviar 209
delicious salad 495
delicious spicy noodles 6
delicious swamp muck 14
deluxe fax machine 1
demon buckler 12
demon skin 354
demon whip 1
demon-horned hat 3
demonskin jacket 23
demonskin trousers 21
denim axe 1
Dennis's blessing of Minerva 1
dense meat stack 8,611
dense meat staff 1
dented harmonica 66
deodorant 155
depantsing bomb 210
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 1
depleted uranium seal figurine 9
desiccated apricot 185
detour shield 1
dew yoana lei 2
diamond necklace 31
diamond-studded cane 194
dice belt buckle 1
dice ring 1
dice sunglasses 1
dice-print do-rag 1
dice-print pajama pants 1
dice-shaped backpack 1
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 2
didgeridooka 659
Diet Cloaca Cola 7
digital key lime 17
digital key lime pie 126
dilapidated wizard hat 1
dill 54
diluted makeup 2
dingy planks 2
dire fudgesicle 50
dirty bottlecap 5
dirty hobo gloves 144
disassembled clover 2,695
disbelief suspenders 43
discarded button 5
Disco 'Fro Pick 41
disco ball 234
Disco Banjo 4
disco horoscope (Gemini) 1
disco horoscope (Leo) 1
disco horoscope (Libra) 1
disco horoscope (Pisces) 1
disco horoscope (Taurus) 1
disco mask 243
discocktail 1
disease 553
disembodied brain 81
disembodied smile 5
dishrag 12
disintegrating quill pen 389
displaced fish 164
disposable instant camera 5
distilled fortified wine 10
distressed denim pants 771
disturbing fanfic 578
Divine 9
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 28
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 143
Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic 31
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 27
Dogsgotnonoz pills 2
dollar sign 3
dollhive 1
Dolphin King's crown 35
donkey flipbook 12
dope gangsta bling-bling 5
dope wheels 40
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 1
double-barreled sling 146
dove DNA 1
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 20
drab sonata 200
draggin' ball hat 314
Dramatic™ range 36
dreadlock whip 23
dream of a dog 3
dress pants 60
dried face 65
dripping meat sword 1
drive-thru burger 11
drone self-destruct chip 45
droopy doll eye 19
drop of water-37 1
Drowsy Sword 158
drum machine 82
drum of tommy ammo 11
dry martini 1
dry noodles 5,738
dry vodka martini 2
drywall axe 196
ducha de oro 3
duck-on-a-string 1
duct tape 129
duct tape buckler 1
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape shirt 1
duct tape sword 1
duct tape wallet 1
dude ranch souvenir crate 2
dueling turtle 4
DUFRESNE Suds 183
dumb mud 7
dungeoneer's dungarees 3
duonoculars 1
Duskwalker fangs 23
Duskwalker syringe 110
dusty bottle of blood 1
dusty bottle of Marsala 336
dusty bottle of Merlot 339
dusty bottle of Muscat 351
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 333
dusty bottle of Port 356
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 347
dusty Crimbo crate 8
dusty eighth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty fourth caudal vertebra 1
dusty left fibula 1
dusty left radius 1
dusty ninth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty right eighth rib 1
dusty right kneecap 1
dusty right ulna 1
dwarf bread 10
dwarvish magazine 15
dwarvish war helmet 2
dwarvish war kilt 2
dwarvish war mattock 2
Dyspepsi-Cola 446
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 2
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 1
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 2
eagle feather 5
eagle's milk 7
Earring of Fire 1
easter egg balloon 5
Eau de Guaneau 15
ectoplasmic orbs 4
Effermint™ tablets 17
effervescent potion 314
effluvious emerald 1
eggbeater 20
eggnog 120
El Sombrero De Lopez 38
Elder Turtle Shell 40
eldritch alignment spray 5
eldritch effluvium 1,149
eldritch ichor 10
electric snakebite 14
electrical thingamabob 4
electronic dulcimer pants 1
elegant nightstick 22
eleven-foot pole 149
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 108
Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts 1
Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) 1
Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion 1
Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) 1
Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping 1
Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) 1
Elf Guard squirtgun 1
Elfin shortbread 25
Elmley shades 79
elven limbos gingerbread 2
elven cellocello 23
elven hardtack 1
elven magi-pack 1
elven moonshine 2
elven socks 2
elven suicide capsule 10
elven whittling knife 1
emergency margarita 6
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 403
empty meat tank 99
enchanted barbell 50
enchanted bean 57
enchanted bean burrito 8
enchanted brass knuckles 3
enchanted fire extinguisher 1
enchanted handwarmer 8
enchanted toothpick 12
enchantlers 4
energy drink IV 407
Engorged Sausages and You 6
enormous belt buckle 196
enormous hoop earring 73
Ent cider 16
equal sign 9
eraser nubbin 73
ert grey goo ring 10
eternal car battery 2
evil golden arch 350
evil teddy bear 3
evil teddy bear sewing kit 4
evil-ass club 1
exotic jungle fruit 10
expensive cigar 3
experimental carbon fiber pasta additive 1
exploding hacky-sack 127
extra-fancy ring setting 1
extra-flat panini 30
extra-large palm-frond toupee 1
extra-potent gremlin mutagen 9
extra-spicy bloody mary 2
extra-strength rubber bands 8
extra-strength strongness elixir 56
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 32
eXtreme mittens 203
eXtreme scarf 188
eye of newt 40
eye-pod 9
eyedrops of newt 1
eyedrops of the ermine 7
eyepatch 396
f3d0r4 303
fabric hardener 52
fabric softener 55
facsimile dictionary 313
fairy gravy boat 15
fake blood 32
fake plastic grass 2
false eyelashes 9
fancy bath salts 457
fancy beef jerky 1
fancy but probably evil chocolate 4
fancy canapés 4
fancy chocolate 3
fancy chocolate car 7
fancy dress ball 12
fancy seashell necklace 2,306
Fantasma en la Máquina 3
farfalle bow tie 1
fat loot token 57
fat stacks of cash 14
fat wallet 4
FDKOL commendation 82
FDKOL hotcakes 1
FDKOL tattoo 1
felt 22
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 223
fermenting powder 3
ferret bait 829
festive sausage 1
fetid feather 20
fettucini Inconnu 1
fiery wing 10
figurine of a charred seal 28
figurine of a cold seal 154
figurine of a shadowy seal 17
figurine of a sleek seal 36
figurine of a slippery seal 13
figurine of a stinking seal 64
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 10
figurine of an ancient seal 6
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 208
filet of The Fish 4
filigreed hamethyst earring 2
filigreed hamethyst necklace 2
filigreed hamethyst ring 2
filthy corduroys 480
filthy hippy poncho 1
filthy knitted dread sack 409
filthy lucre 157
filthy pestle 184
filthy poultice 598
fine aged cheddarwurst 15
fine wine 11
finger cymbals 55
fire axe 1
fire flower 34
fire of unknown origin 11
fire poi 382
fireman's helmet 2
fish-liver oil 121
fishelada 1
Five Second Energy™ 1
fizzy potion 275
Flamin' Whatshisname 4
flaming crutch 144
flaming feather 99
flaming glowsticks 2
flaming mushroom 18
flaming mushroom wine 1
flaming talons 334
flange 8
flaregun 621
flashing novelty button 2
flask flops 67
flask of baconstone juice 1
flask of egggrog 1
flask of Gnomochloric acid 1
flask of hamethyst juice 1
flask of mining oil 9
flask of porquoise juice 1
flask of tainted mining oil 36
flat dough 27
flat mushroom wine 1
flavorless gruel 53
fleetwood chain 8
fleetwood mac 'n' cheese 1
fleetwood macaroni 1
flimsy clipboard 104
flirtatious feather 76
floaty gravel 4
floaty inverse geode 2
floaty rock 2
floaty sand 226
floorboard cruft 29
floral-print skirt 1
flowing hippy skirt 66
flute of flat champagne 131
foam noodle 1
foetid seal tear 35
Fog Murderer 1
folder (KOLHS) 1
food drive button 1
foolscap fool's cap 132
foot-long hot daub 1
football helmet 1
forest tears 5
fortune cookie 10
fossilized demon skull 1
fossilized limb 16
fossilized spike 9
fossilized spine 2
fossilized wing 2
fountain 'soda' 24
Frat Army FGF 380
frat brats 47
Freddie's blessing of Mercury 1
freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini 5
freezerburned ice cube 9
freightcake 6
French slippers 1
freshwater fishbone 121
freshwater pearl necklace 51
fricasseed brains 49
friendly cheez blob 16
frightful feather 43
frigid fudgepuck 3
frigid hankyū 22
frigid mote 12
frigid ninja stars 523
frigid-ass club 2
frilly shirt 14
frilly skirt 203
frost-rimed seal hide 2
Frown Exerciser 1
frozen feather 76
frozen Mob Penguin 10
frozen mushroom 23
frozen nunchaku 44
frozen seal spine 1
frozen turtle shell 4
fruit basket 1
fruit bowl 7
fruit-stuffed rumcake 1
fruitcake 133
fruity girl swill 1
fudge cube 2
Fudge Fiber Armor Plating 5
fudge lily 2
fudgecule 1,638
fudgecycle 1
full meat tank 2
fumble formula 4
funky dried mushroom 665
funny bone 14
furniture dolly 314
furry fur 792
furry green turtle 2
furry kilt 1
furry pants 9
fusilli marrownarrow 1
fustulent seal grulch 3
fuzzbump 14
Fuzzby 1
fuzzy busby 26
fuzzy dice 14
fuzzy earmuffs 37
fuzzy montera 26
ga-ga radio 217
Gaia beads 383
Galapagosian Cuisses 9
Garter of the Turtle Poacher 9
gas balloon 666
gauze garter 1,036
gauze hammock 1
gauze shorts 5
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 6
gearbox necklace 7
gelatinous meat mass 1
Genalen™ Bottle 22
Gene Tonic: Beast 1
Gene Tonic: Constellation 1
Gene Tonic: Construct 1
Gene Tonic: Demon 1
Gene Tonic: Dude 1
Gene Tonic: Elemental 1
Gene Tonic: Elf 1
Gene Tonic: Goblin 1
Gene Tonic: Hippy 1
Gene Tonic: Hobo 1
Gene Tonic: Horror 1
Gene Tonic: Insect 1
Gene Tonic: Penguin 1
Gene Tonic: Pirate 1
Gene Tonic: Plant 1
Gene Tonic: Slime 1
Gene Tonic: Undead 1
Gene Tonic: Weird 1
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 15
ghost accordion 5
ghost beer 7
ghost cucumber 40
ghost key 10
ghost of a necklace 45
ghost pickle on a stick 1
ghost toga 9
ghostly dagger 2
ghuol ears 827
ghuol egg 771
ghuol egg quiche 16
ghuol guolash 479
ghuol-ear kabob 5
giant artisanal rice peeler 49
giant cactus quill 49
giant discarded bottlecap 120
giant discarded plastic fork 131
giant discarded torn-up glove 110
giant foam finger 356
giant giant moth dust 67
giant glass of brandy 2
giant green gummi bear 1
giant green gummi ingot 1
giant gym membership card 44
giant heirloom grape tomato 56
giant jar of protein powder 68
giant marshmallow 18
giant motorcycle boots 22
giant moxie weed 79
giant needle 707
giant penguin keychain 43
giant pinky ring 314
giant red gummi bear 1
giant safety pin 108
giant spider leg 1
giant turkey leg 55
giant yellow gummi bear 1
gimlet 17
gin and tonic 1
gin-soaked blotter paper 23
ginger snaps 4
gingerbread bugbear 128
gingerbread horror 3
gingerbread house 2
gingerbread mutant bugbear 6
gingerbread nylons 1
gingerbread pirate 1
gingerbread robot 2
gingham blouse 2
ginseng 9
giraffe-necked turtle 26
glacial sapphire 1
gladiator tunica 4
glark cable 5
Glass Balls of the Goblin King 4
glass eye 1
glass gnoll eye 3
glass of bourbon 1
glass of goat's milk 280
glass of herbal tequila 5
gleaming oyster egg 4
glistening oyster egg 4
glittery mascara 43
glob of spoiled mayo 69
gloomy black mushroom 6
gloomy mushroom wine 1
glow-in-the-dark dart gun 1
glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub 1
glow-in-the-dark wristwatch 1
glowing fungus 3
glowing red eye 327
gnatloaf 1
gnatloaf casserole 2
gnatwing 287
gnauga hide 15
gnauga hide buckler 1
gnauga hide chaps 1
gnauga hide skirt 1
gnauga hide vest 1
gnauga hide whip 1
gnocchetti di Nietzsche 8
gnoll lips 81
gnoll teeth 94
Gnollish autoplunger 3
Gnollish casserole dish 14
Gnollish flyswatter 70
Gnollish pie server 56
Gnollish plunger 47
Gnollish slotted spoon 65
Gnollish toolbox 130
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 10
Go-Wassail 3
goat beard 269
goat cheese 384
goat cheese pizza 42
goatskin umbrella 125
gob of wet hair 573
goblin water 7
gold Boozehounds Anonymous token 35
gold lamé pants 39
gold tooth 3
gold wedding ring 82
golden ring 37
golden twig 1
good brain 1,185
googly eye 11
goth kid t-shirt 101
GOTO 2
gourmet gourami oil 30
gr8ps 421
grape troll doll 1
grapefruit 103
grapes 81
grassy cutlass 64
Grateful Undead T-shirt 16
grave robbing shovel 102
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob 9
gray bow tie 3
green beer 15
green clay bead 828
Green Clover of Justice 35
green drunki-bear 1
green gummi ingot 40
Green Manalishi 4
green pixel 1,766
green pixel potion 45
green rocket 80
green smoke bomb 140
gremlin juice 102
gremlin mutagen 7
grog 4
groovy prism necklace 1
grouchy restless spirit 254
grue egg 378
grue egg omelette 2
grumpy old man charrrm 77
grungy bandana 75
grungy flannel shirt 19
guancertina 6
guano coffee cup 8
guard turtle collar 18
guard turtle shell 64
guitar pick 105
gummi ammonite 3
gummi belemnite 3
gummi bowtie 1
gummi canary 3
gummi salamander 3
gummi snake 3
gummi trilobite 3
gummi turtle 15
gun cleaning kit 4
gunky chicken 13
guy made of bee pollen 37
gym shorts 1
gyroscope 2
hacked gibson 1
hair oil 200
hair spray 107
half-baked potion 87
half-melted spoon 3
half-rotten brain 4
half-size scalpel 42
half-sized guitar 61
halfberd 7
hambrosier 2
hamethyst 20
hamethyst bracelet 6
hamethyst earring 8
hamethyst necklace 2
hamethyst ring 3
hand grenegg 5
hand-carved staff 1
handful of confetti 165
handful of crafty noodles 1
handful of drink tickets 4
handful of hand chalk 367
handful of honey 482
handful of moss 154
handful of napalm 1
handful of numbers 3
handful of nuts and berries 73
handful of pine needles 120
handful of sand 1,267
handful of sawdust 237
handful of tips 2
handful of walnuts 45
handsomeness potion 68
happiness 44
harem girl t-shirt 20
haunted battery 15
haunted paddle-ball 8
hazardous sauce dosimeter 1
head mirror 41
headhunter necktie 36
headless sparrow 167
heart necklace 32
heart of dark chocolate 1
heart of the volcano 51
heavy D 603
heavy duty umbrella 3
heavy leather-bound tome 1
heavy metal sonata 33
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 31
heavy necklace chain 1
heavy-duty Crimbot aerial 1
hedgeturtle 42
Heimandatz's heart 17
Hell ramen 2
hellion cube 199
hellseal claw 447
hellseal whisker 408
helmet recipe 1
helmet turtle 248
hemp net 12
hemp string 709
henna face paint 154
henna tattoo 2
herb brownies 26
herbal stuffing 43
herbs 487
hermit permit 118
herringcello 30
hideous egg 14
high-energy mining laser 2
high-resistance ultrapolymer plating 1
hill of beans 285
hippo skin buckler 9
hippopotamus pants 17
hippopotamus skin 1
hippopotamus skirt 3
hipposkin poncho 9
Hippy Army MPE 748
hippy bongo 184
hippy medical kit 543
hippy protest button 580
Hollandaise helmet 152
honey dipper 1
honey-dipped locust 170
honeybritches 1
honeycap 1
horizontal tango 9
hors d'oeuvre tray 41
hot coal 55
hot date 143
hot daub bun 1
hot daub stand 1
hot egg 1
hot katana blade 475
hot nuggets 10
hot pink lipstick 10
hot plate 134
hot powder 16
hot wad 2
hot wine 1
hot wing 917
hot-ass club 1
Hotwire™ brand candy rope 11
How to Play Othello 1
huge bowl of candy 7
huge mosquito proboscis 1
huge spoon 127
hyperinflated seal lung 9
hypodermic needle 40
Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace 1
Ice-Cold Beer Ring 1
Ice-Cold Beerring 1
ice-cold fotie 150
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 126
ice-cold six-pack 68
ice-cold Willer 360
iced-out bling 3
icicle katana 1
icy katana hilt 96
icy mushroom wine 3
icy-hot katana 2
iGoogly 1
Iiti Kitty phone charm 239
illegal firecracker 239
imbued seal-blubber candle 25
imitation White Russian 142
immense cyborg hand 4
imp air 40
Imp Ale 1,735
imp unity ring 134
impure gasoline 14
incredible pizza 11
industrial strength starch 51
infernal fife 126
infernal insoles 99
inflatable duck 1
ingot of seal-iron 9
ingot turtle 3
inkwell 314
Inner Strength 5
Inner Truth 1
Inner Wisdom 4
insanely spicy bean burrito 651
insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito 1
insanely spicy jumping bean burrito 4
Instant Karma 136
interesting clod of dirt 5
invisibility potion 9
invisible bag 1
irate sombrero 79
Iron Beta of Industry 34
iron pasta spoon 7
ironic moustache 1
irradiated candy cane 1
irradiated pet snacks 2
irradiated turtle 25
irresistibility potion 5
irritability potion 6
ivory cue ball 2
jabañero pepper 26
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 224
jack flapper 47
Jackass Plumber home game 1
Jacob's rung 3
jagged scrap metal 20
jalapeño slices 1
Jamaican coffee 1
janitor sponge 17
jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade 6
Jarlsberg's earring 21
Jarlsberg's key lime 17
Jarlsberg's key lime pie 119
jaunty feather 2
java cookie 4
jawbruiser 3
Jefferson wings 2
Jerks' Health™ Magazine 1
jerky coins 3
jewelry-making pliers 4
jigsaw blade 68
jingle bell 1
jingling spore pod 5
Jocko Homo's head 17
Jolly Roger charrrm 70
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet 119
jug of baconstone juice 1
jug of Gnomochloric acid 1
jug of hamethyst juice 1
jug of porquoise juice 1
jug-o-magicalness 50
Jumbo Dr. Lucifer 1
jumbo olive 75
jumping bean burrito 5
jungle drum 74
jungle floor wax 121
juniper berries 1
junk yard 3
kamicorpse-ee 4
keel-haulin' knife 19
keg shield 395
ketchup 1
ketchup hound 340
kick-ass kicks 365
kickback cookbook 30
killer rag doll 1
killing feather 35
killing jar 25
Kiss the Knob apron 5
kite 1
kiwi 90
kneecapping stick 285
knob bugle 103
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 52
Knob Goblin elite helm 199
Knob Goblin elite pants 237
Knob Goblin elite polearm 250
Knob Goblin elite shirt 150
Knob Goblin eyedrops 36
Knob Goblin firecracker 564
Knob Goblin harem pants 251
Knob Goblin harem veil 269
Knob Goblin love potion 138
Knob Goblin lunchbox 19
Knob Goblin melon baller 30
Knob Goblin nasal spray 7
Knob Goblin pants 210
Knob Goblin perfume 167
Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray 13
Knob Goblin scimitar 204
Knob Goblin seltzer 174
Knob Goblin sharpening spray 1
Knob Goblin spatula 1,499
Knob Goblin steroids 100
Knob Goblin stink bomb 6
Knob Goblin superseltzer 118
Knob Goblin tongs 261
Knob Goblin Uberpants 17
Knob Goblin visor 88
Knob jelly donut 9
knob ka-bobs 30
Knob Kitchen grab-bag 13
Knob mushroom 326
knob mushroom wine 1
Knob nuts 51
Knob sausage 336
Knob stuffed shells 2
knobby helmet turtle 4
Knoll mushroom 142
knoll mushroom wine 1
Knoll shroomkabob 7
knuckle sandwich 1
Krakrox's Loincloth 9
kumquartz 10
kumquartz ring 1
kumquat 12
kumquat supersucker 9
La Fantasma y La Oscuridad 1
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 8
ladle of mystery 3
large box 186
large cocoa eggshell fragment 47
LARP membership card 1
Lars the Cyberian 1
laser-broiled pear 52
lavender candy heart 1
lavender paisley oyster egg 8
lavender plastic oyster egg 12
lavender polka-dot oyster egg 1
lavender striped oyster egg 1
lead necklace 100
Lead Zeta of Chastity 19
leaf 2
leaf of grass 25
leaflet 77
leather bookmark 5
leather chaps 233
leather mask 169
leathery bat skin 664
leathery cat skin 663
leathery rat skin 477
Lederhosen of the Night 8
left bracket 11
left parenthesis 69
leftovers of indeterminate origin 152
lemon 907
lemon meringue pie 3
length of string 7
leotarrrd 89
leprechaun hatchling 3
libation of liveliness 9
licorice garrote 3
licorice root 2
lihc eye 892
lihc eye pie 18
lihc face 330
limburger biker boots 2
lime 435
lime supersucker 9
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 228
line 3,996
linoleum crossbow 15
linoleum ore 221
linoleum staff 8
linoleum sword 13
lion oil 70
liquid ice 7
little black book 17
little paper umbrella 1,019
little round pebble 2
live wire 1
loadstone 173
loafers 3
Lockenstock™ sandals 448
logging hatchet 15
lollipop stick 14
long pork 209
long skinny balloon 401
longhaired hippy wig 14
loose teeth 1,280
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 2
Lord Soggyraven's Slippers 7
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 158
los chinos 15
lost elf luggage 1
lotion of hotness 1
lotion of spookiness 2
lowercase a 8
lowercase N 568
lucky ball-and-chain 1
lucky Crimbo tiki necklace 1
lucky rabbit's foot 69
Lucky Surprise Egg 2
lumbering jack 4
lump of clay 65
lump of coal 1
lump of diamond 161
lump of Saccharine Maple sap 1
lupine sword 8
lustrous oyster egg 4
LWA ring 1
lychee chuhai 4
lynyrd musk 7
lynyrd skin 4
lynyrdskin breeches 1
lynyrdskin cap 1
lynyrdskin tunic 1
M-242 24
macaroni duck 16
Mace of the Tortoise 5
mad scientist's sock monkey 1
Mad Train wine 250
madius 1
Mae West 29
Mae West with a fly in it 2
mafia aria 10
magic lamp 1
magic whistle 131
magical ice cubes 989
magical mystery juice 303
magicalness-in-a-can 64
magilaser blastercannon 150
magnificent oyster egg 4
magnifying glass 2
maid head 2
maiden wig 87
makeshift cape 1
makeshift crane 1
makeshift skirt 2
makeshift turban 1
mana curds 56
mandarina colada 4
mandarina colada with a fly in it 4
Manetwich 1
mangled finger 19
mangled squirrel 125
Manual of Lock Picking 4
many-eyed glasses 47
maple syrup 86
margarita 29
mariachi G-string 105
mariachi hat 150
mariachi pants 155
mariachi toothpaste 3
marionette collective 1
Marquis de Poivre soda 4
martini 10
marzipan skull 139
Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery 6
massive sitar 1
mauve paisley oyster egg 1
mauve plastic oyster egg 5
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 10
mauve striped oyster egg 1
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 37
Mayo de Mayo™ mayo 5
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 77
Meat detector 10
meat engine 132
meat from yesterday 16
Meat maid 2
Meat maid body 5
meat paste 104
meat stack 206
meat vortex 1,260
meatcar model 1
meatspout staff 2
meaty helmet turtle 1
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 244
megatofu 466
Meleegra™ pills 366
melted Jell-o shot 19
menudo ravioli 1
mesh cap 233
metal band T-shirt 77
metallic A 458
metandienone 9
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 47
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 761
midriff scrubs 39
milk of magnesium 1
Milk Studs 46
milky potion 325
mime soul fragment 5
mind flayer corpse 267
miner's helmet 251
miner's pants 260
mini-martini 4
miniature antlers 1
miniature boiler 15
miniature coffin 1
miniature life preserver 7
miniature power pill 1
miniature pruning shears 2
Miniborg beeper 1
Miniborg hiveminder 1
Miniborg laser 1
Miniborg stomper 1
Miniborg strangler 1
misfit teddy bear 1
Misty Cape 74
Misty Cloak 70
Misty Robe 88
mixed wildflower greens 1
Mob Penguin cellular phone 1
mocking turtle 27
Mohawk wig 204
mojo filter 39
molotov cocktail cocktail 393
molten brick 1
molten scrap metal 11
Mon Tiki 33
monkey wrench 3
monomolecular yo-yo 1
Monstar energy beverage 436
monster bait 1
moonberry wine cooler 17
Moonds 3
moonglasses 8
moose antlers 4
moose chocolate 9
moose thought 24
Mornington crescent roll 21
mostly-broken sunglasses 3
mother's little helper 83
mother's secret recipe 2
motivational poster 2
Mountain Stream Code Black Alert 168
Mountain Stream soda 467
moxie magnet 3
moxie weed 161
Mr. Mediocrebar 31
MSG 7
Mt. McLargeHuge oyster 29
Mudflap-Girl Earring 1
Mudflap-Girl Necklace 1
Mudflap-Girl Ring 1
mulled blood 1
mulled cider 20
mulled wine 1
mullet wig 44
mummy costume 6
mummy mask 5
mummy wrapping 1,473
murky potion 306
mushroom fermenting solution 18
musk turtle 10
muskox-skin cap 1
My First Paycheck envelope 1
mylar scout drone 4
mysterious chemical residue 46
mysterious silver lapel pin 42
nanite-infested candy cane 4
nanite-infested eggnog 4
nanite-infested fruitcake 1
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 4
Nardz energy beverage 29
nasty rat mask 8
nasty-ass club 1
nastygeist 3
natty blue ascot 14
natural fennel soda 438
necklace chain 52
Necrotelicomnicon 23
neoprene skullcap 7
Neuromancer 3
New Zealand iced tea 1
Newbiesport™ tent 309
Newman's Own Trousers 9
NG 10
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 34
night-vision goggles 2
ninja carabiner 5
ninja crampons 5
ninja hot pants 131
ninja mop 30
ninja pirate zombie robot head 1
ninja rope 6
non-aged vinegar 6
non-Euclidean non-accordion 6
Nose Ring of Putrescence 1
note from Clancy 1
nothing-in-the-box 2
NPZR chemistry set 1
nugget of Crimbonium 12
nugget of sodium 26
nut-shaped Crimbo cookie 4
O'RLY manual 82
obnoxious riddle 2
obsidian dagger 112
ocarina of space 82
ocean motion 2
odor extractor 1
off-white plastic oyster egg 2
off-white polka-dot oyster egg 1
off-white striped oyster egg 2
Ogres and Oubliettes™ module 157
oil cap 1
oil lamp 1
Oil of Parrrlay 120
oil of stability 7
oil pan 1
oil shell 4
oil slacks 4
oily boid 1
oily golden mushroom 2
oily mushroom wine 1
ointment of the occult 10
ojo de pez burrito 1
old bronzer 45
old coin purse 360
old eyebrow pencil 45
old leather wallet 140
old rosewater cream 45
old sweatpants 151
old-fashioned 4
olive 358
one pill 6
oozenog 5
open sauce 63
opera mask 10
orange 102
orange candygram 1
orange glowstick 1
orange peel hat 19
Orange Star of Sacrifice 34
Orangemageddon wine cooler 6
orc wrist 62
Orcish baseball cap 211
Orcish cargo shorts 205
Orcish frat-paddle 128
orcish hand lotion 190
Orcish meat locker 12
orcish nailing lube 165
orcish rubber 175
orcish stud-finder 61
Order of the Silver Wossname 29
Oreille Divisée brandy 1
original G 681
oriole-feather headdress 1
ornate picture frame 9
Othello's dagger 1
Othello's handkerchief 1
out-of-tune biwa 4
outlaw bandana 1
oven mitts 385
overcookie 563
overpriced "imported" beer 5
oversized fish scaler 5
oversized pipe 1,137
oversized pizza cutter 148
ovoid leather thing 111
oyster basket 6
oyster sauce 1
pacification grenade 2
pack of chewing gum 5
pack of KWE trading card 31
pack of pogs 14
packet of beer nuts 17
packet of orchid seeds 11
packet of tofurkey gravy 3
padded tortoise 5
PADL Phone 1,161
pail 99
painted turtle 2
painting of a glass of wine 19
pair of bolt cutters 3
pair of pearidot earrings 1
pair of ragged claws 1
paisley spore pod 13
palm frond 341
palm-frond capris 1
palm-frond cloak 1
palm-frond fan 1
palm-frond net 1
palm-frond toupee 8
palm-frond whip 1
pants kit 5
pants of the Slug Lord 44
panty raider camouflage 129
papaya 238
papaya sling 2
papaya slung 6
papaya taco 10
paperclip 1
paperclip cape 1
paperclip pants 1
paperclip sproinger 1
paperclip turban 1
paperclip-on tie 1
papotion of papower 11
paranormal ricotta 12
parasitic claw 1
parasitic headgnawer 1
parasitic strangleworm 1
parasitic tentacles 1
parisian cathouse 5
party hat 7
passable elf mask 10
pasta spoon 233
Pasta Spoon of Peril 7
pat-a-cake pendant 56
patchouli incense stick 765
patchouli oil bomb 117
patent leather shoes 1
PB&BP 3
peace accordion 6
peace-sign necklace 12
peach 9
peach lozenge 2
peach pie 2
pear 9
pear lozenge 2
pear supersucker 9
pearidot 5
pearlescent oyster egg 4
pebblebräu 2
pec oil 107
PEEZ dispenser 39
pencil stub 65
Pendant of Fire 1
penguin focaccia bread 27
penguin shorts 24
penguin skin 6
penguin skin buckler 3
penguin thesaurus 3
penguinskin mini-skirt 4
pentatonic accordion 1
Penultimate Fantasy chest 287
peppermint tailings 12
percent sign 39
perforated battle paddle 579
perfume of prejudice 3
perl necklace 5
perpendicular hula 19
pestopiary 10
pet anchor 1
pet rock 1
petit 4.1 4
petit fortran 3
petrified wood 44
pewter claymore 78
ph balancer 29
phase-tuned shield generator belt 1
phat turquoise bead 283
phat turquoise bracelet 7
philosopher's scone 66
philter of phorce 27
phish stick 3
phonics down 505
photoprotoneutron torpedo 496
Pick-O-Matic lockpicks 150
pickelhaube 79
pickle-flavored chewing gum 222
picky tweezers 4
pie crust 15
pie man was not meant to eat 40
piece of after eight 1
piece of wedding cake 150
piercing post 37
pigeon egg 6
pile of candy 223
pile of dusty animal bones 173
pile of gold coins 30
pile of jumping beans 172
pile of loose snow 1
pile of smoking rags 1
pill cup 217
pillow shell 2
pine tar 8
Pine-Fresh air freshener 94
pink clay bead 1,280
Pink Heart of Spirit 34
pink pony 12
pink slime 2
pipe wrench 3
piracetam 9
pirate fledges 1
pirate pelvis 115
pirate shirt 9
pirate skull 1
pitchfork 48
pixel banana 1
pixel beer 1
pixel bread 2
pixel coin 1
pixel daiquiri 1
pixel hat 1
pixel lemon 1
pixel pants 1
pixel star 1
pixel sword 1
pixel whip 2
pixel whiskey 2
pixellated candy heart 2
plaid swatch 62
plain bagel 6
plain old beer 4
plain pizza 3
plastic Crimbo reindeer 2
plastic guitar 165
plastic ingot 11
plastic passion fruit 1
plexiglass pants 1
plexiglass pendant 1
plexiglass pikestaff 1
plexiglass pinky ring 1
plexiglass pith helmet 1
plexiglass pocketwatch 1
plot hole 834
plum 29
plum lozenge 2
plum wine 5
pocket ace 3
pocket maze 6
pocket theremin 6
pocketwatch on a chain 4
pointed stick 89
pointy mushroom 12
pointy mushroom wine 1
poison pen 3
polka-dot bow tie 8
poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 22
polyalloy shield 5
Polysniff Perfume 61
pompadour'd puppy 1
pool cue 180
poppy 17
popsicle stick 15
pork elf goodies sack 181
porquoise 23
porquoise bracelet 5
porquoise eyebrow ring 2
porquoise necklace 7
porquoise ring 4
portable table 3
possessed tomato 9
possessed top 1
possibility potion 9
potato pistol 1
potato sprout 4
potion of potency 3
potion of spiritual gunkifying 2
poultrygeist 3
poutine 105
powdered candy sushi set 7
powdered organs 138
powdered toad horn 2
pr0n legs 496
prank Crimbo card 1
precious piercing post 1
pregnant gloomy black mushroom 1
pregnant oily golden mushroom 1
premium malt liquor 9
pretty pink bow 2
Princess Rutabaga trading card 1
prismatic wad 1
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 7
probability potion 611
procrastination potion 639
Professor What T-Shirt 137
programmable turtle 16
prosthetic forehead 48
prussian cathouse 13
prussian cathouse with a fly in it 2
psycho sweater 1
Psychotic Train wine 9
pteruges 1
puce paisley oyster egg 3
puce plastic oyster egg 2
puce polka-dot oyster egg 3
puce striped oyster egg 2
pulled porquoise earring 2
pulled porquoise pendant 3
pulled porquoise ring 2
pulsing flesh 6
pumpkinhead mask 6
punk rock jacket 80
purple clay bead 285
purple corpsel 4
Purple Horseshoe of Honor 19
Putrid Pendant 1
pygmy blowgun 194
pygmy briefs 35
pygmy concertinette 5
pygmy nose-bone 74
pygmy phone number 112
pygmy pygment 174
pygmy spear 31
quantum nanopolymer spider web 15
quantum taco 2
quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments 7
Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 27
quirky accordion 1
rabbit punch 4
Radberry Rip wine cooler 4
radiation-resistant helmet 6
radiator heater shield 1
rag doll 1
Raggedy Hippy doll 1
rainbow bomb 1
rainbow crossbow 1
ram horns 382
ram stick 405
Ram's Face Lager 1,426
raspberry 85
rat appendix 620
rat appendix kabob 8
rat carcass 154
rat tooth polish 1
ratgut 187
ratskin belt 3
rave whistle 148
ravioli hat 240
razor-sharp can lid 711
razor-tipped yo-yo 10
really dense meat stack 80
Really Expensive Jewelry and You 1
really thick bandage 13
red and green rain stick 1
Red Balloon of Valor 9
red blood cells 4
red book 2
red box 9
red button 10
red class ring 1,114
red drunki-bear 1
red gummi ingot 40
red letter 1
red masque 1
red money bag 50
red paisley oyster egg 1
red pixel 355
red pixel potion 251
red plastic oyster egg 4
red polka-dot oyster egg 3
red potion 5
red red wine 4
red rum 3
Red Russian 1
red shirt 1
red shoe 1
red velvet cake 3
Red X Shield 1
red-headed corpse 3
red-hot boilermaker 12
redrum 31
Regular Cloaca Cola 12
reinforced beaded headband 964
reodorant 563
repeating crossbow 1
replica Elf Guard medal 1
Retenez L'Herbe Paté 3
returned Thinknerd package 131
rewinged stab bat 1
rhesus monkey 1
rhinestone cowboy shirt 24
rib of the Bonerdagon 2
ribbon candy 20
riboflavin 9
rice bowl 33
ridiculous earring 1
ridiculous sandwich 11
ridiculously huge sword 203
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 37
right parenthesis 7
rigid carapace 5
ring 1
ring of adornment 3
ring of aggravate monster 189
ring of cold resistance 2
ring of conflict 2
ring of Detect Boring Doors 149
Ring of Fire 1
ring of fire resistance 5
ring of gain strength 2
ring of half-assed regeneration 95
ring of increase damage 4
Ring of the Sewer Snake 2
ring setting 1
roasted marshmallow 1
roboduck-on-a-string 1
robot grease 266
robotronic egg 121
Rock and Roll Legend 43
Rock Pops 16
rockin' wagon 12
rocky raccoon 312
rogue swarmer 37
roll in the hay 9
roll of toilet paper 759
rolling pin 1
Roman sadnals 1
Rompedores de Fantasmas 4
Roo trading card 1
root beer 15
round green sunglasses 92
round purple sunglasses 1,516
royal jelly 222
rubber axe 1
rubber ribcage 5
rubber WWBD? bracelet 28
rubber WWJD? bracelet 44
rubber WWSPD? bracelet 29
rubber WWtNSD? bracelet 34
ruby W 401
rum and cola 21
rum barrel charrrm 94
rum barrel charrrm bracelet 2
rum-soaked fruitcake 1
rusty bonesaw 10
rusty chain necklace 37
rusty grave robbing shovel 198
rusty hedge trimmers 72
rusty metal key 1
rusty metal ring 9
rusty metal shaft 10
sabre teeth 299
sabre-toothed lime cub 1
sack lunch 870
Safari Jack's moustache 18
safarrri hat 76
safety vest 3
sake bomb 1,296
salacious crumbs 5
salamander spleen 33
salinated mint julep 4
salt wages 12
salty dog 14
salty slug 7
sangria 6
Saturday Night Special 2
saucepan 377
sausage bomb 314
sausage without a cause 6
sausage wonton 1
savory crossbow 1
savoy truffle 65
sawblade fragment 40
sawblade shield 25
Scalp of Gorgolok 44
scented massage oil 18
Science Notebook 1
scintillating oyster egg 4
scintillating powder 4
scissor duck 1
scorpion whip 47
scrap metal 168
scrap of shadow 2
screwdiver 4
screwdriver 8
screwing pooch 64
scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil 37
scroll of drastic healing 578
scroll of pasta summoning 100
scrumptious reagent 4,566
seal lube 2
seal tooth 32
seal-blubber candle 24
seal-brain elixir 23
seal-clubbing club 243
seal-skull helmet 208
seal-toothed rock 1
sealhide belt 1
sealhide buckler 1
sealhide cloak 1
sealhide gloves 1
sealhide hood 1
sealhide leggings 1
sealhide moccasins 1
sealhide seal doll 9
sealhide snare 7
sealhide whip 1
seared dino steak 1
secret blend of herbs and spices 7
security flashlight 12
seegar butt 2
Senior Mints 21
sentient meat mass 1
sequin-encrusted sweater 1
serpentine sword 13
serum of sarcasm 30
servo-assisted exo-pants 2
sewer snake 5
sewer turtle 1
shadowy seal eye 1
shady shades 6
shamanic beads 1
sharpened spoon 17
shaving cream 3
sheet cake 20
shimmering rainbow sand 1
shimmering tendrils 14
shingle 168
shiny butcherknife 235
shiny gold fronts 1
shiny hood ornament 241
shiny ring 471
shiny stones 275
shirt kit 2
shock collar 2
shocked shell 4
short calculator 62
short writ of habeas corpus 32
short-handled mop 108
shot of blackberry schnapps 1
shot of flower schnapps 3
shot of grapefruit schnapps 13
shot of mescal 5
shot of orange schnapps 9
shot of peach schnapps 3
shot of pear schnapps 3
shot of rotgut 30
shot of tomato schnapps 12
shredded hellseal hide 5
shrinking powder 19
shuriken salad 3
silver cheese-slicer 4
silver face paint 6
silver paté knife 1
silver salt-shaker 4
silver shrimp fork 245
silver tongue charrrm 53
simple AI 1
simple ancient cursed key 1
Sinful Desires 29
single atom 35
single swig of vodka 5
single-serving herbal stuffing 4
six pack of Mountain Stream 858
six-rainbow shield 1
sizzling seal fat 7
sk8board 112
skeleton bone 1,193
skeleton key 389
skeleton key ring 2
skewer 143
skewer-mounted razor blade 1
ski resort souvenir crate 2
skirt / kilt kit 3
skull-shaped Crimboween cookie 2
slap and slap again 2
slap and tickle 8
sleaze nuggets 6
sleaze powder 11
sleep mask 4
sleeping wereturtle 3
sleeve deuce 18
slice of pizza 15
slide rule 74
slime convention swag bag 7
slimy fermented bile bladder 8
slingshot 14
slip 'n' slide 10
slow jam collection 2
Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags 17
slug of rum 4
slug of shochu 5
slug of vodka 1
small box 142
small leather glove 6
smart skull 921
smiley-face sticker 2
smiling rat 4
smirking shrunken head 90
smoking talon 1
smoky potion 318
smoldering box 5
smudged alchemical recipe 1
smut orc keepsake box 74
snailmail bits 29
snake 26
snake shield 7
snarling wolf shield 7
Sneaky Pete's breath spray 27
Sneaky Pete's key lime 14
Sneaky Pete's key lime pie 120
sneaky wrapping paper 1
snifter of thoroughly aged brandy 239
snorkel 16
snow belly 1
snow hat 1
snow pants 1
Snow Queen Crown 243
snowboarder pants 201
soap knife 45
sock garters 1
soda water 14
soft green echo eyedrop antidote 949
software glitch 1
Sogg-Os 7
solid baconstone earring 2
solid baconstone necklace 2
solid baconstone ring 2
solid gold bowling ball 81
solid gold pegleg 22
solid state loom 1
sommelier's towel 18
sonar-in-a-biscuit 229
soup turtle 2
souvenir ski t-shirt 22
space chowder 218
Space Tourist Phaser 24
Space Tours Tripple 90
space wine 218
spade necklace 27
spaghetti cult mask 47
spaghetti cult rosary 37
spaghetti with Skullheads 8
Spam Witch sammich 908
spandex anniversary shorts 1
spangly mariachi pants 19
spangly mariachi vest 12
spangly sombrero 21
spark plug earring 12
sparking robo-battery 32
sparkler 27
specialty ammo bandolier 1
spectral axe 1
spectral jelly 2
spectral pickle 1
spectre scepter 158
SPF 451 lip balm 55
sphygmomanometer 58
spice melange 1
spiced rum 4
spices 841
spicy bean burrito 2
spicy jumping bean burrito 1
spicy noodles 4
spider web 441
spiked femur 208
spiky turtle helmet 1
spiky turtle shield 2
spiky turtle shoulderpads 1
spirit bell 1
spirit blanket 3
spirit gum 9
spirit mattress 1
Spirit Precipice 1
spirit sheet 1
sponge cake 11
spooky alphabet block 26
spooky bark 56
spooky bicycle chain 6
spooky cosmetics bag 5
spooky eggnog 2
spooky eyeliner 3
spooky hockey mask 8
spooky lipstick 5
spooky lo mein 2
spooky mushroom 365
spooky mushroom wine 1
spooky music box mechanism 7
spooky nuggets 26
spooky powder 3
spooky sap 36
spooky shrunken head 170
spooky sound effects record 22
spooky staff 9
spooky stick 236
spooky wad 6
Spooky-Gro fertilizer 15
spoonful of Linguine-Os 2
spork 4
spray paint 29
spring 359
Spring Bros. ID badge 1
sprocket 418
square CRIMBCOOKIE 2
squashed frog 238
Squat-Thrust Magazine 36
squeaky toy rose 6
squirming egg sac 16
Stabonic scroll 1
Staff of Blood and Pudding 5
Staff of the Short Order Cook 1
stainless steel scarf 22
stainless steel shillelagh 25
stainless steel skullcap 20
stainless steel slacks 24
stainless steel solitaire 21
stainless steel suspenders 19
stale baguette 30
stalk of asparagus 109
staph of homophones 1
star 3,131
star boomerang 3
star buckler 10
star chart 1,003
star crossbow 57
star hat 176
star key lime 18
star key lime pie 126
star pants 86
star shirt 6
star spatula 10
star staff 50
star stiletto 6
star sword 56
star throwing star 45
Steal This Candy 3
Steam Card: DemonStar (#3) 27
Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1) 25
Steam Card: Space Trip (#3) 31
steamy ruby 1
stench nuggets 5
stench powder 11
stench wad 70
stepmom's booze 24
stick of "gum" 2
stick of dynamite 69
stick-on mini solar panels 2
still-beating spleen 14
stinky mushroom 16
stinky mushroom wine 3
stolen accordion 277
stolen meatpouch 4
stolen necklace 27
stolen office supplies 109
stolen sushi 205
stone banjo 1
stone baseball cap 43
stone frisbee 54
stone of eXtreme power 166
stone wool 23
strange cube 2
strawberry 603
strawberry daiquiri 67
strawberry supersucker 9
strawberry wine 8
strawberyl 22
strawberyl necklace 1
stray chihuahua 13
string of Crimbo lights 2
Strix stix 10
strongness elixir 67
studded sealhide shield 1
stuffed alien blob 2
stuffed angry cow 170
stuffed astral badger 188
stuffed baby gravy fairy 154
stuffed Cheshire bitten 178
stuffed cocoabo 147
stuffed dinosaur 12
stuffed dodecapede 1
stuffed flaming gravy fairy 135
stuffed frozen gravy fairy 158
stuffed ghuol whelp 1
stuffed hand turkey 148
stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech 150
stuffed mind flayer 151
stuffed ninja snowman 1
stuffed red and green pepper (stale) 1
stuffed scary death orb 159
stuffed shoulder parrot 297
stuffed sleazy gravy fairy 133
stuffed snowy owl 134
stuffed spooky gravy fairy 157
stuffed spooky mushroom 4
stuffed stab bat 1
stuffed stinky gravy fairy 158
stuffed undead elbow macaroni 173
stuffed yeti 1
stuffed yo-yo 4
stuffed zmobie 1
stuffing 25
stunt nuts 223
sturdy cane 12
sturdy Crimbo crate 5
styrofoam ore 27
succulent marrow 9
sucker bucket 1
sucker hakama 1
sucker kabuto 1
sucker scaffold 4
sucker tachi 1
sucky decal 60
suede shortsword 1
Sugar Cog 1
sugarplum ration 1
sunken chest 344
suntan lotion of moxiousness 342
Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword 1
Super Weight-Gain 9000 9
super-spiky hair gel 440
super-strong air freshener 1
super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) 24
superamplified boom box 15
superheated fudge 2
Supernova Champagne 104
support cummerbund 1
supportive bra 2
surgical apron 30
surgical mask 43
surgical tape 202
Swabbie™ swab 175
swamp lolly 2
swashbuckling pants 279
Swedish coffee 1
sweet mochi ball 6
sweet ninja sword 13
sweet rims 3
sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 2
swirly potion 338
Swizzler 19
sword behind inappropriate prepositions 8
syncopated turtle 1
synthetic marrow 14
T.U.R.D.S. Key 80
t8r tots 400
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro 23
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita 20
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier 1
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco 26
taco shell 367
Tales from the Fireside 1
tamarind-flavored chewing gum 244
tambourine 38
tambourine bells 304
tangarita 1
tangarita with a fly in it 3
tangerine 11
tangle of copper wire 1
tangled mass of creepy pasta 4
tankard of ale 14
tap shoes 42
targeting chip 25
tarnished bottlecap 5
tarnished tastevin 14
tarrrnish charrrm 75
tarrrnished charrrm bracelet 1
tassel 4
Tasty Fun Good rice candy 816
tasty tart 3
tattered scrap of paper 396
tawdry amethyst 1
teddy bear 1
teddy bear sewing kit 3
teddy borg 1
teddy borg sewing kit 1
teeny-tiny magic scroll 27
teeny-tiny ninja stars 7
ten-leaf clover 43
tenderizing hammer 144
teqiwila slammer 11
tequila grenade 377
tequila sunrise 8
tequila with training wheels 9
terrible poem 13
Texas tea 25
that gum you like 211
The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones 2
The Big Book of Communism 1
The Big Book of Pirate Insults 163
The Emperor's new hat 1
The Emperor's new pants 1
The Emperor's new shirt 1
the funk 17
The Grand Poo-Bah trading card 1
The Imploded World 11
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) 1
The Mariachi's guitar case 14
The Ring 1
The Spirit of Crimbo 1
theoretical string 11
thermos of brew 1
thin black candle 1,184
Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy 25
third-hand nunchaku 7
thistle wine 12
throbbing rage gland 2
throwing fork 5
throwing knife 2
throwing spoon 3
throwing wrench 11
Thwaitgold amoeba statuette 5
Thwaitgold ant statuette 5
Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette 5
Thwaitgold bee statuette 6
Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette 12
Thwaitgold bookworm statuette 6
Thwaitgold bug statuette 6
Thwaitgold butterfly statuette 4
Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette 5
Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette 6
Thwaitgold chigger statuette 7
Thwaitgold cockroach statuette 3
Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette 11
Thwaitgold fairyfly statue 2
Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette 6
Thwaitgold firefly statuette 4
Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette 7
Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette 5
Thwaitgold harvestman statuette 6
Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette 8
Thwaitgold listening bug statuette 9
Thwaitgold maggot statuette 5
Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette 8
Thwaitgold metabug statuette 6
Thwaitgold mosquito statuette 10
Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette 6
Thwaitgold moth statuette 6
Thwaitgold nit statuette 5
Thwaitgold nymph statuette 12
Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette 6
Thwaitgold protozoa statuette 7
Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette 8
Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette 14
Thwaitgold scorpion statuette 3
Thwaitgold slug statuette 42
Thwaitgold spider statuette 7
Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette 6
Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette 11
Thwaitgold termite statuette 6
Thwaitgold time fly statuette 6
Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette 6
Thwaitgold woollybear statuette 5
TI-9000 calculator 11
Tiki lighter 1
Time Bandit Badge of Courage 1
Time Bandit Time Towel 2
Time Cape 1
time sleigh 1
tiny bowler 35
tiny bust of Pallas 2
tiny dancer 20
tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg 1
tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer 9
tiny die-cast blade a-spinning 5
tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory 16
tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree 2
tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer 8
tiny die-cast Don Crimbo 1
tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer 14
tiny die-cast factory worker elf 11
tiny die-cast Father Crimbo 4
tiny die-cast Father Crimborg 4
tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf 12
tiny die-cast golden ring 5
tiny die-cast goose a-laying 6
tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer 9
tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer 8
tiny die-cast killing bird 7
tiny die-cast middle-management elf 10
tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf 8
tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg 2
tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg 2
tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer 6
tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer 16
tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf 14
tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming 2
tiny die-cast Swiss hen 2
tiny die-cast turtle mech 5
tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo 5
tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign 14
tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer 6
tiny do-rag 2
tiny house 1,510
tiny maracas 23
tiny ninja sword 10
tiny plastic 11 Dealer 1
tiny plastic abominable fudgeman 1
tiny plastic accordion thief 1
tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart 1
tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear 4
tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll 1
tiny plastic angry goat 5
tiny plastic angry space marine 6
tiny plastic animelf 1
tiny plastic apathetic lizardman 1
tiny plastic astronomer 1
tiny plastic Axe Wound 1
tiny plastic baby gravy fairy 2
tiny plastic barrrnacle 9
tiny plastic batbugbear 4
tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type 4
tiny plastic bee swarm 2
tiny plastic beebee gunners 2
tiny plastic Beebee King 2
tiny plastic beebee queue 4
tiny plastic Best Game Ever 1
tiny plastic Big Candy 1
tiny plastic black ops bugbear 6
tiny plastic blazing bat 7
tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball 2
tiny plastic blooper 1
tiny plastic bugaboo 2
tiny plastic Bugbear Captain 3
tiny plastic buzzerker 1
tiny plastic Captain Kerkard 1
tiny plastic cavebugbear 4
tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter 6
tiny plastic Cheshire bat 4
tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ 1
tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite 1
tiny plastic cocoabo 5
tiny plastic coffee pixie 7
tiny plastic colollilossus 1
tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ 1
tiny plastic Crimbo Casino 1
tiny plastic Crimbo elf 4
tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer 2
tiny plastic Crimbo wreath 2
tiny plastic Crimbomega 1
tiny plastic Crimbomination 1
tiny plastic Crimbot 1
tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram 1
tiny plastic disco bandit 2
tiny plastic Don Crimbo 1
tiny plastic Duke Starkiller 4
tiny plastic exo-suited miner 1
tiny plastic fat stack of cash 1
tiny plastic Father McGruber 4
tiny plastic fax machine 1
tiny plastic fire servant 2
tiny plastic fluffy bunny 1
tiny plastic four-shadowed mime 1
tiny plastic Fudge Wizard 1
tiny plastic fuzzy dice 5
tiny plastic Gary Claybender 9
tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick 5
tiny plastic ghuol whelp 4
tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire 1
tiny plastic GORM-8 1
tiny plastic grue 2
tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist 10
tiny plastic hermit 2
tiny plastic hobo elf 1
tiny plastic howling balloon monkey 4
tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear 4
tiny plastic Iiti Kitty 1
tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker 4
tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. 1
tiny plastic killer bee 4
tiny plastic leprechaun 6
tiny plastic levitating potato 6
tiny plastic Lord Flameface 5
tiny plastic MechaElf 1
tiny plastic Mob Penguin 1
tiny plastic moneybee 4
tiny plastic mosquito 5
tiny plastic Mr. Mination 1
tiny plastic mumblebee 2
tiny plastic mutant elf 1
tiny plastic Norville Rogers 4
tiny plastic pastamancer 2
tiny plastic peacannon 3
tiny plastic Professor What 1
tiny plastic Queen Bee 2
tiny plastic Rene C. Corman 2
tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime 5
tiny plastic sauceror 2
tiny plastic Scott the Miner 4
tiny plastic Scream Queen 1
tiny plastic seal clubber 1
tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit 1
tiny plastic skeletal reindeer 1
tiny plastic spiderbugbear 2
tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton 3
tiny plastic stab bat 3
tiny plastic star starfish 6
tiny plastic stocking mimic 1
tiny plastic strand of DNA 1
tiny plastic sweet nutcracker 2
tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf 1
tiny plastic the Free Man 1
tiny plastic Toybot 1
tiny plastic trollipop 1
tiny plastic turtle tamer 3
tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo 3
tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku 1
tiny plastic warbear 1
tiny plastic warbear fortress 1
tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer 2
tiny plastic XXX pr0n 1
tiny shaker of salt 62
tiny sombrero 2
tip jar 91
tires 155
titanium assault umbrella 214
toast 320
tofu casserole 9
tofurkey gravy 40
tofurkey leg 37
tofurkey nugget 3
Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste 172
tomato 1,073
tomato daiquiri 6
tomato juice of powerful power 34
tomb ratchet 1
tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
tommy gun 1
tongue depressor 16
tonic djinn 69
tonic water 65
toothsome rock 2
top 6
topiary nugglet 97
torn hellseal sinew 3
torquoise 2
torquoise ring 1
tortoboggan 4
tourmalime 4
tourmalime tourniquet 1
towel 71
toy accordion 36
toy crazy train 3
toy deathbot 1
toy maglev monorail 1
toy mercenary 9
toy train 1
toy wheel 2
tree skirt 1
tree-eating kite 20
triangular CRIMBCOOKIE 4
trick coin 1
trilobite candy mold 1
trilobite fossil 4
Trivial Avocations board game 1
Trivial Avocations Card: When? 5
Trivial Avocations Card: Who? 1
troll britches 32
Trollhouse cookies 782
tropical island souvenir crate 2
tropical orchid 34
tropical swill 1
tropical wrapping paper 1
true grit 149
tube of cranberry Go-Goo 2
tube of dread wax 383
tube of hair oil 8
tube sock 14
Tuesday's ruby 40
turtle pheromones 15
turtle totem 334
turtle wax 20
turtle-shaped rock 6
turtlemail bits 52
turtling rod 2
tuxedo shirt 12
twinkly nuggets 5
twinkly wad 332
twist of lime 158
twisted piece of wire 69
twisted-up wet towel 77
twitching claw 9
twitching trigger finger 1
Typical Tavern swill 1,156
ultimate ultimate frisbee 67
ultracalcium 9
Uncle Crimbo's Rations 1
Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide 3
Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix 326
uncooked chorizo 88
Underworld acorn 1
Underworld sapling 1
Underworld trunk 1
unearthly onyx 1
unflavored wine cooler 6
unidentified jerky 1,102
unlocked meat locker 2
unnamed cocktail 3
unnatural gas 12
unrefined Mountain Stream syrup 597
unrequired jacket 2
unrolling pin 1
Unspeakable Earring 1
unstable DNA 35
unstable laser battery 37
unstable quark 21
untamable turtle 17
unused soap 6
unused walkie-talkie 1
unusual disco ball 16
Uranium Omega of Temperance 9
used beer 2
useless powder 51
UV monocular 5
valuable trinket 1,054
vampagne 1
vampire chowder 39
vampire collar 38
vampire duck-on-a-string 4
vampire glitter 2
vampire pearl 83
vampire pearl earring 1
vampire pearl necklace 1
vampire pearl ring 1
vampire pellet 1
vertebra of the Bonerdagon 8
very overdue library book 98
vial of baconstone juice 1
vial of Gnomochloric acid 1
vial of hamethyst juice 1
vial of patchouli oil 4
vial of porquoise juice 1
vial of The Glistening 59
vibrating cyborg knife 4
viking helmet 186
vinegar 36
vinegar-soaked lemon slice 125
vintage smart drink 6
viral DNA 10
vitachoconutriment capsule 7
vodka and cranberry 26
vodka and tonic 2
vodka gibson 2
vodka martini 4
vodka stratocaster 3
Volartta's bellbottoms 8
vorpal blade 168
WA 2
wad of cotton 5
wad of dough 926
wad of tofu 288
walkie-talkie 1
walrus-tusk earring 6
wand of fudge control 1
Wand of Nagamar 131
wand of pigification 1
war tongs 309
warbear accoutrements chunk 23
warbear auto-anvil 3
warbear battery 9
warbear bearserker mead 6
warbear bearserker potion 35
warbear beeping telegram 8
warbear blizzard mead 6
warbear breakfast machine assembler 2
warbear chemistry lab 1
warbear drone assembler 2
warbear empathy chip 1
warbear empathy chip (used) 1
warbear energy bracers 1
warbear exhaust manifold 6
warbear exo-arm 1
warbear feasting bread 6
warbear feasting mead 6
warbear foil hat 2
warbear gyro 1
warbear gyrocopter 7
warbear helm fragment 10
warbear hoverbelt 1
warbear hoverbelt piecepart 1
warbear laser beacon 1
warbear LP-ROM burner 1
warbear metalworking primer 10
warbear metalworking primer (used) 1
warbear officer requisition box 1
warbear oil pan 3
warbear procedural hilarity drone 4
warbear rejuvenation potion 1
warbear requisition box 16
warbear robo-camouflage unit 9
warbear sequential gaiety distribution system 6
warbear soda machine assembler 1
warbear superpotion 1
warbear thermoregulator bread 6
warbear trouser fragment 10
warbear wardance potion 35
warbear warrior bread 6
warbear whosit 929
warm mushroom 4
Warm Subject gift certificate 588
water pipe bomb 2,805
water wings 1
water wings for babies 6
Way More Tears™ pepper spray 34
weird gazelle steak 6
weremoose spit 1
Wet Russian 3
whale cerebrospinal fluid 1
whalebone corset 92
Whatsian Ionic Pliers 29
whatsit-covered turtle shell 4
whiskey and cola 31
whiskey and soda 11
whiskey in a broken glass 5
whiskey sour 8
white Canadian 19
white candygram 1
white chocolate and tomato pizza 7
white chocolate chip cookies 4
white chocolate chips 363
White Citadel burger 23
white class ring 757
white collar 28
white Crimbo ball 1
white hat hacker T-shirt 43
white lightning 296
white money bag 20
white page 4
white picket fence 10
white pixel 458
white rice 159
white satin pants 126
white satin shield 66
white snake skin 265
white sword 140
Whoompa Fur Pants 40
wicker shield 469
wild honey pie 1
willowy bonnet 1
wind-up ensign 6
wind-up meatcar 3
wind-up owl 5
wind-up vampire teeth 5
wind-up Whatsian robot 5
windchimes 193
wine spritzer 6
wine-soaked bone chips 6
wings of fire 1
Wint-O-Fresh mint 26
witch hat 1
witch wart 3
witty rapier 48
Woldo trading card 1
wolf mask 236
wolfman mask 7
Wolfman Nardz 24
wonderwall shield 56
wood screw 80
wooden axe 22
wooden block 2
wooden stakes 49
wool hat 159
Workytime Tea 7
world's smallest violin 47
worn tophat 44
worthless gewgaw 76
worthless knick-knack 80
worthless trinket 69
woven baling wire bracelets 13
wreath of laurels 15
wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie 2
wrench bracelet 27
wussiness potion 433
yak anorak 36
yak skin 2
yak whip 2
Yakisoba's hat 33
yakskin buckler 10
yakskin kilt 3
yakskin pants 10
yakskin skirt 2
yam candy 3
Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick 434
ye olde golde frontes 12
Ye Olde Meade 158
Ye Olde Medieval Insult 430
Ye Olde Navy Fleece 18
yellow brick road 17
yellow candygram 1
yellow drunki-bear 1
yellow gummi ingot 40
Yellow Moon of Compassion 34
yellow pixel potion 1
yellow plastic oyster egg 10
yellow striped oyster egg 1
yeti fur 9,029
yo-yo 2
yohohoyo 51
Yummy Tummy bean 54
Z-Bone steak 19
Zim Merman's guitar 29
Zinc Delta of Tranquility 34
zombie dinosaur egg 1
zombie pineal gland 1