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This player is a member of the clan Silent Ninjas of Doom.

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Ironbar Blackfinger (#711602)
This player has 3,150 unique items and 9,166 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 1
"Remember the Trees" Shirt 1
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 1
1-ball 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 1
2-ball 1
25-meat staff 1
3-ball 1
30669 scroll 1
33398 scroll 1
334 scroll 1
37x37x37 puzzle cube 1
4-ball 1
4-dimensional guitar 1
5-ball 1
6-ball 1
7-ball 1
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 1
8-ball 1
9-ball 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 1
a butt tuba 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 1
a little sump'm sump'm 1
A muse-bouche 1
A. W. O. L. commendation 1
abandoned candy 1
abominable blubber 1
abominable snowcone 1
accidental cider 1
accidental mutton 1
acoustic guitarrr 1
actual tapas 1
adder 1
adder bladder 1
adhesive tape dolly 1
adorable seal larva 3
agua de vida 1
alien drugs 1
alien force field disruptor bean 1
all-purpose cleaner 1
all-purpose flower 1
all-year sucker 1
alpha-mail pants 1
alphabet gum 1
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
amber aviator shades 1
ammonite fossil 1
amok pudding 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 1
Amulet of Yendor 1
ancient calendar 1
ancient calendar fragment 1
ancient frozen dinner 1
ancient ice cream scoop 1
ancient Magi-Wipes 1
ancient oil painting of yourself 1
ancient pills 1
ancient poisoned dart 1
ancient protein powder 1
Ancient Saucehelm 1
ancient spice 1
ancient stone head 1
ancient turtle shell 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 1
ancient vinyl coin purse 1
anemone nematocyst 1
anemone sauce 1
Angelhair Culottes 1
Angry Farmer candy 1
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 1
angry inch 1
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary pewter cape 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
annoying pitchfork 1
ant agonist 1
ant hoe 1
ant rake 1
anti-anti-antidote 1
anticheese 1
antimatter wad 1
antique accordion 1
antique beer 1
antique bottle of cough syrup 1
antique greaves 1
antique hand mirror 1
antique helmet 1
antique machete 1
antique packet of ketchup 1
antique pair of blue jeans 1
antique shield 1
antique spear 1
apathetic lizardman doll 1
Argarggagarg's fang 1
arm buzzer 1
armgun 1
around the world 1
arrrgyle socks 1
Arrrmetia trading card 1
artisanal limoncello 1
asbestos apron 1
asbestos crossbow 1
asbestos crossbow string 1
asbestos staff 1
ASCII shirt 1
Asleep in the Cemetery 1
asparagus knife 1
asparagus stir-fry 1
asshat 1
astral mushroom 1
astronaut pants 1
Atomic Comic 1
Atomic Pop 1
atomic vector plotter 1
attorney's badge 1
augmented-reality shades 1
automatic catapult 1
awful poetry journal 1
Ax of L'rose 1
Aye Aye 1
baby killer bee 1
babycakes 1
backwoods screwdriver 1
bacon bath ball 1
baconstone 1
bad-ass club 1
badass belt 1
badge of authority 1
bag of airline peanuts 1
bag of bones 1
bag of Cheat-Os 1
bag of lard 1
bag of pygmy blood 1
bag of W&Ws 1
baggie of powdered sugar 1
Baja sopapilla 1
balaclava 1
balaclava baklava 1
balanced antler 1
balloon helmet 1
balloon monkey 1
balloon shield 1
balloon sword 1
ballroom blintz 1
balsa plank 1
bamboo bokuto 1
banana peel 1
bananarama bangle 1
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 1
Bangyomaman battle juice 1
banjo kazoo mount 1
baobab sap 1
bar skin 1
barbed-wire fence 1
bargain flash powder 1
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
bark rootbeer 1
Barney's rake 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 1
barrrnacle 1
barskin cloak 1
barskin loincloth 1
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 1
Barulio's bottle 1
baseball 1
Bash-Ōs boxtop 5
Bash-Ōs cereal 1
bat guano 1
bat haggis 1
bat hat 1
bat whip 1
bat wing 1
bat wing kabob 1
bat-ass leather jacket 1
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
batgut 1
bath ball gift set 1
batskin belt 1
battered Crimbo Crate 1
battered hubcap 1
Battlie Light Saver 1
bazookafish bubble gum 1
beach glass necklace 1
beanbag chair 1
beaten-up Chucks 1
beautiful soup 1
beaver spear 1
beavermouth 1
beefy pill 1
beer bomb 1
beer bong 1
beer lens 1
beer-a-pult 1
beer-scented teddy bear 1
beer-soaked mop 1
beertini 1
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 1
begpwnia 1
beige clambroth marble 1
Beignet Milgranet 1
bejeweled accordion strap 1
bejeweled cufflinks 1
bejeweled pledge pin 1
bellhop bell 1
Ben-Gal™ Balm 1
bent scrap metal 1
berries of suffering 1
berry-infused sake 1
Better Than Cuddling Cake 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 1
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 1
BGE merchandise order form 1
BGE shotglass 1
BGE temporary tattoo 1
BGE tiny plastic toy 1
bi-lateral logic compressor 1
big bad voodoo mask 1
big bass drum 1
big boom 1
big bundle of chamoix 1
Big Candy's tophat 1
big dribbly candle 1
Big Punk 1
big red clown nose 1
big rock 2
bilge wine 1
bindlestocking 10
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 1
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 1
bit of clingfilm 1
bit-o-cactus 1
BitterSweetTarts 1
black & tan 1
black belt 1
black blade 1
Black Body™ spray 1
black candy heart 1
black cherry soda 1
black cloak 1
black eye shadow 1
black eyedrops 1
black facepaint 1
black forest cake 1
black forest ham 1
black gold 1
black helmet 1
black kettle drum 1
black label 1
black lotus 1
Black No. 2 1
black paisley oyster egg 1
black pepper 1
black picnic basket 1
black pixel 1
black plastic oyster egg 1
black polka-dot oyster egg 1
black pudding 1
black sheepskin diploma 1
black shield 1
black snake skin 1
black spot 1
black striped oyster egg 1
black tear 1
black-and-blue light 1
blackberry 1
blackberry combat boots 1
blackberry galoshes 1
Blackfly Chardonnay 1
blank diary 1
Blatantly Canadian 1
blended frozen swill 1
Bling of the New Wave 1
Blizzards I Have Died In 1
blob of acid 1
blob of Alphredo™ 1
blob of wood glue 1
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
blood flower 1
Blood Light 1
blood of the Wereseal 1
blood-faced volleyball 1
bloodied surgical dungarees 1
bloodstain stick 1
blowdart 1
blue class ring 1
Blue Diamond of Honesty 4
blue grass 1
blue paisley oyster egg 1
blue pixel 1
blue pixel potion 1
blue plasma ball 1
blue plastic baby 1
blue plastic oyster egg 1
blue polka-dot oyster egg 1
blue shell 1
blue striped oyster egg 1
blue velvet cake 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 1
bobble-hip hula elf doll 1
bobcat grenade 1
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
boilermaker 1
boilgun 1
bomb of unknown origin 1
bone abacus 1
bone and arrows 1
bone aperitif 1
bone chips 1
bone crusher 1
bone flute 1
bone meal 1
bone rattle 1
bone spurs 1
Bone's Farm "wine" 1
boneana hammock 1
bonedanna 1
bonerang 1
Bonerdagon necklace 1
boning knife 1
book of matches 1
BOOterfinger 1
booty chest charrrm 1
booze-soaked cherry 1
Boozehounds Anonymous token 1
borg sock monkey 1
boring spaghetti 1
Boris's key lime pie 1
Boris's ring 1
Boss Bat bling 1
bottle of alcohol 1
bottle of antifreeze 1
bottle of black cat tonic 1
bottle of Blank-Out 1
bottle of bubbles 1
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 1
bottle of cooking sherry 1
bottle of Definit 1
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 1
bottle of Evermore 1
bottle of fire 1
bottle of fruity "wine" 1
bottle of gin 1
bottle of laundry sherry 1
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 1
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 1
bottle of Mystic Shell 1
bottle of Ooze-O 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 1
bottle of Pinot Renoir 1
bottle of pirate juice 1
bottle of popskull 1
bottle of realpagne 1
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 2
bottle of rum 1
bottle of sake 1
bottle of sewage schnapps 1
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 3
bottle of tequila 1
bottle of ultravitamins 1
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 1
bottle of vodka 1
bottle of whiskey 1
bottle opener belt buckle 1
bottled inspiration 1
bottled swamp gas 1
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bounty-hunting pants 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 1
bowl of Bounty-Os 1
bowl of cottage cheese 1
bowl of fishysoisse 1
bowl of mernudo 1
bowl of petunias 1
Bowl of Scorpions 1
bowl of topioca 1
bowling ball 1
box 1
box of Dweebs 1
box of sunshine 1
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
boxed champagne 1
boxed wine 1
boxing glove 1
boxing glove on a spring 1
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 1
brains casserole 1
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 1
Bram's choker 1
brand new key 1
brass abacus 1
brass gear 1
bread basket 1
bread line 1
bread mold 1
breadchucks 1
breaded beer 2
breadwand 1
Breakfast Blast wine cooler 1
brick 3
brick of sand 6
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 1
brine 1
briny vinegar 1
broken carburetor 1
broken glass grenade 1
broken sword 1
bronze breastplate 1
bronzed locust 1
brown felt tophat 1
brown paper bag mask 1
brown paper pants 1
brown pixel 1
brown plastic baby 1
brown sugar cane 1
bubble bauble bow 1
bubble-wrap simulator 1
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 1
bubblewrap ore 1
bubblewrap staff 1
bubblewrap sword 1
bubblin' crude 1
bubbly potion 1
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of honey 1
buckyball 1
bugbear beanie 1
bugbear bungguard 1
bull blubber 1
bullet-proof corduroys 1
bumblebee marble 1
bunch of square grapes 1
bungle in the jungle 1
bunny liver 1
buoybottoms 1
burrowgrub hive 1
burst hellseal brain 94
bus pass 1
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 1
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. knife 1
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 1
cactus fruit 1
caipifruta 1
calavera concertina 1
calle de miel 1
can of Binarrrca 1
can of black paint 1
can of CRIMBCOLA 1
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 1
can of maces 1
can of Red Minotaur 1
can of spinach 1
can of the cheapest beer 1
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 1
candied bolts 1
candied kobold 1
candied nuts 1
candied yams 1
Candy Alexander 1
candy brain 1
candy cane 1
candy cigarette 1
candy kneecapping stick 1
candy knuckles 1
candy skeleton 1
candy stake 1
cannonball charrrm 1
cannonball charrrm bracelet 1
canopic jar 1
canteen of wine 1
capacitor relay 1
carbon nanotube frame 1
carbonated soy milk 1
carbonated water lily 1
cardboard box turtle 1
cardboard crossbow 1
cardboard katana 1
cardboard ore 1
cardboard staff 1
cardboard sword 1
cardboard wakizashi 1
caret 1
carob cannon 1
carob chunk noodles 1
carton of rotten eggs 1
carton of snake milk 1
casino pass 1
cast-iron legacy paddle 1
catgut taco 1
cement sandals 1
centipede eggs 1
Cerebral Cloche 1
Cerebral Crossbow 1
Cerebral Culottes 1
chain-mail monokini 1
chamoisole 1
chaos butterfly 1
charged magnet 1
charming flute 1
cheap cigar butt 1
cheap elven gloves 1
cheap plastic blowgun 1
cheap toaster 1
cheap wind-up clock 1
cheer extractor 1
cheer-o-gram 1
Cheer-Up soda 5
cheerful antler hat 1
cheerful Crimbo sweater 1
cheerful pajama pants 1
Chef Boy, R&D's business card 1
chef skull 1
chef's hat 1
cherry 1
Cherry Cloaca Cola 1
cherry pie 1
Cherrytastrophe wine cooler 1
Chester's Aquarius medallion 1
Chester's bag of candy 1
Chester's cutoffs 1
Chester's moustache 1
chicle de salchicha 1
chintzy accordion pin 1
chintzy seal pendant 1
chintzy turtle brooch 1
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 1
chisel 1
chlorine crystal 1
chloroform rag 1
choco-Crimbot 1
chocolate bath ball 1
chocolate cigar 1
chocolate disco ball 1
chocolate filthy lucre 1
chocolate pasta spoon 1
chocolate saucepan 1
chocolate seal-clubbing club 1
chocolate stolen accordion 1
chocolate-covered caviar 1
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 1
chopsticks 1
Chorale of Companionship 1
chorizo brownies 1
chrome staff 1
Chroner 1
chunk of rock salt 1
cigarette lighter 1
cinnamon troll doll 1
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 1
Citrus Crush wine cooler 1
citrus-infused sake 1
Claw of the Infernal Seal 1
Claybender glasses 1
clingfilm cap 1
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm trousers 1
Cloaca grenade 7
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 1
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 1
Cloaca-Cola helmet 1
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 1
Cloaca-Cola shield 1
clockwork crossbow 1
clockwork hat 1
clockwork key 1
clockwork pants 1
clockwork staff 1
clockwork trench coat 1
cloudy potion 1
clove-flavored lip balm 1
clown skin 1
clown whip 1
clown wig 1
clownskin belt 1
clownskin harness 1
club necklace 1
club of corruption 1
clumsiness bark 29
clutch of dodecapede eggs 1
coal dust 1
coal shovel 1
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 1
cocktail napkin 1
cocktail onion 1
cocoa egg 1
cocoa eggshell fragment 1
coconut bikini top 1
coconut shell 1
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 1
Codpiece of the Goblin King 1
coffee pixie stick 1
coffin lid 1
cog 1
Colander of Em-er'il 1
Cold Hots candy 1
cold ninja mask 1
cold wad 1
cold water bottle 1
cologne of contempt 1
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 1
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 1
colorful toad 1
comb jelly 1
combat fan 2
comfy coffin 1
comfy pillow 1
commemorative war stein 1
communications windchimes 1
compression stocking 1
concentrated garbage juice 1
concentrated magicalness pill 1
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 1
contract enforcement stick 1
control crystal 1
Cookbook of the Damned 1
cool mushroom 1
cool mushroom wine 2
cool whip 1
copper ha'penny charrrm 1
corn holder 1
corncob pipe 1
cornuthaum 1
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 1
Corpse Island iced tea 1
corpse on the beach 1
corpsedriver 1
corpsetini 1
correction fluid 1
corrupt club of corrupt corruption 1
corrupt club of corruption 1
corrupted data 1
costume sword 1
cottage 1
cranberries 1
cranberry cordial 1
crappy brain 1
crappy waiter disguise 1
crate of firebombs 1
crazy hobo notebook 1
cream pie 1
cream stout 1
creamsicle 1
creepy doll head 1
creepy ginger ale 1
creepy voice box 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 1
CRIMBCO lanyard 1
CRIMBCO mug 12
CRIMBCO wine 6
CRIMBCOIDS mints 1
CRIMBCOLOAF 1
Crimbo candied pecan 13
Crimbo Credit 61
Crimbo fudge 11
Crimbo peppermint bark 14
Crimbo pie 1
Crimbo salad 1
Crimbo wreath 1
Crimbomega drive chain 1
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbot battery 1
Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher 1
Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw 1
Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter 2
Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder 2
Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs 3
Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler 1
Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite 3
Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module 3
Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head 4
Crimbuck 1
crowbarrr 1
Crown of the Goblin King 1
crown-shaped beanie 1
crude crudités 1
crude voodoo doll 1
cruelty-free wine 1
crumbling rat skull 1
crystalline cheer 1,241
cube of billiard chalk 1
cup of hickory chicory 1
cup of infinite pencils 1
cup of lukewarm tea 1
cup of primitive beer 1
curmudgel 1
cursed black pearl onion 2
cursed bottle of black-label rum 1
cursed bottle of rum 1
cursed cannonball 1
cursed dirty joke scroll 2
cursed piece of thirteen 1
Cursed Punch 1
cursed wishbone 1
custard pie 1
cyborg doll 1
cyborg stompin' boot 1
cyclops eyedrops 1
cymbal syrup 1
D roll 1
Daffy Taffy 1
daisy 1
dance card 1
dangerous jerkcicle 1
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 1
dark potion 1
das boot 1
day-old beer 1
dead guy's watch 1
deadfall branch 1
deadly lampshade 5
deadly nightshade 1
death blossom 4
decaying goldfish liver 1
decent brain 1
decomposed boot 2
decorative fountain 1
deep six-shooter 2
dehydrated caviar 1
delicious comfit? 1
delicious noodles 1
delicious salad 1
delicious swamp muck 1
deluxe fax machine 1
demon skin 1
demon whip 1
demonskin trousers 1
denim axe 1
dense meat stack 1
dense meat staff 1
dented harmonica 1
depantsing bomb 1
depleted Grimacite hammer 1
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 1
depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt 1
depleted uranium seal figurine 1
desiccated apricot 1
designer handbag 1
detective skull 1
devilish folio 1
dew yoana lei 1
dew yoana salacious lei 1
diamond necklace 1
diamond-studded cane 1
diamond-studded fronts 1
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 1
didgeridooka 1
digital key lime pie 1
dilapidated wizard hat 1
dill 1
dinged-up triangle 1
dingy planks 1
dire fudgesicle 1
dirty hobo gloves 1
disassembled clover 1
disbelief suspenders 2
Disco 'Fro Pick 2
disco ball 1
disco horoscope (Aquarius) 1
disco horoscope (Aries) 1
disco horoscope (Cancer) 1
disco horoscope (Capricorn) 1
disco horoscope (Gemini) 1
disco horoscope (Leo) 1
disco horoscope (Libra) 1
disco horoscope (Pisces) 1
disco horoscope (Scorpio) 1
disco horoscope (Taurus) 1
disco horoscope (Virgo) 1
disco mask 1
discocktail 1
disease 1
disembodied brain 1
dishrag 1
disintegrating quill pen 1
disintegrating spiky collar 1
displaced fish 1
disposable instant camera 1
distention pill 1
distilled fortified wine 1
disturbing fanfic 1
Divine 1
divine can of silly string 1
divine champagne flute 1
divine cracker 1
doll house 1
dollar sign 1
dollhive 1
Dolphin King's crown 1
dolphin whistle 1
donkey flipbook 1
dope gangsta bling-bling 1
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 1
double-ice box 1
double-ice britches 1
double-ice cap 1
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 1
drab sonata 1
draggin' ball hat 1
dragon snaps 1
dragonfish caviar 1
Dramatic™ range 1
dread tarragon 1
dreadlock whip 1
dress pants 1
dried face 1
dripping meat staff 1
droll monocle 1
droopy doll eye 1
drop of water-37 1
Drowsy Sword 1
drum machine 1
drum of tommy ammo 1
dry noodles 1
dry vodka martini 1
drywall axe 1
ducha de oro 1
duct tape 1
duct tape buckler 1
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape shirt 1
duct tape sword 1
duct tape wallet 1
dueling banjo 1
dueling turtle 1
DUFRESNE Suds 1
dull fish scale 1
dungeoneer's dungarees 1
duonoculars 1
Duskwalker fangs 1
Duskwalker syringe 2
dusty animal cranium 1
dusty animal jawbone 1
dusty bottle of Marsala 1
dusty bottle of Merlot 1
dusty bottle of Muscat 1
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 1
dusty bottle of Port 1
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 1
dusty Crimbo crate 1
dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra 1
dusty first caudal vertebra 1
dusty fourth caudal vertebra 1
dusty fourth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty left clavicle 1
dusty left fibula 1
dusty left fifth rib 1
dusty left first rear claw 1
dusty left first rib 1
dusty left humerus 1
dusty left kneecap 1
dusty left ninth rib 1
dusty left radius 1
dusty left tenth rib 1
dusty left thumb 1
dusty left ulna 1
dusty right fifth rib 1
dusty right humerus 1
dusty right ninth rib 1
dusty right second rear claw 1
dusty right second rib 1
dusty right third rib 1
dusty second cervical vertebra 1
dusty second lumbar vertebra 1
dusty second thoracic vertebra 1
dusty seventh thoracic vertebra 1
dusty sixth caudal vertebra 1
dusty sixth lumbar vertebra 1
dusty tenth caudal vertebra 1
dusty tenth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra 1
dwarf bread 1
dwarvish magazine 1
Dyspepsi grenade 1
Dyspepsi-Cola 1
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations 1
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 1
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 1
Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack 1
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 1
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen 1
eagle feather 1
eagle's milk 1
easter egg balloon 14
Eau de Guaneau 1
eau de mort 1
eelskin hat 1
eelskin pants 1
eelskin shield 1
eerily silent box 1
Effermint™ tablets 1
effervescent potion 1
eggbeater 1
eggman noodles 1
eggnog 1
El Sombrero De Lopez 1
Elder Turtle Shell 1
electric snakebite 1
electrical thingamabob 1
electronic dulcimer pants 1
elegant nightstick 1
eleven-foot pole 1
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 1
Elfin shortbread 1
Ellsbury's journal 1
Ellsbury's skull 1
Elmley shades 1
Elron's Explosive Etude 1
elven limbos gingerbread 1
elven cellocello 1
elven hardtack 1
elven magi-pack 1
elven medi-pack 1
elven moonshine 1
elven socks 1
elven squeeze 1
elven suicide capsule 1
Elvish delight 1
empty agua de vida bottle 1
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 1
empty meat tank 1
enchanted barbell 1
enchanted bean 1
enchanted brass knuckles 1
enchanted eyepatch 1
enchanted toothpick 1
enchantlers 1
encoder ring 1
energy drink IV 1
ennui-flavored potato chips 1
enormous hoop earring 1
Ent cider 1
epic wad 1
equal sign 1
eraser nubbin 1
especially salty dog 2
eternal car battery 1
evil golden arch 1
evil golden arches 1
evil googly eye 1
evil-ass club 1
excitement pill 1
executive mime flask 1
exotic jungle fruit 1
exotic orchid 1
exotic parrot egg 1
exploding hacky-sack 1
extra-flat panini 1
extra-large palm-frond toupee 1
extra-potent gremlin mutagen 1
extra-spicy bloody mary 1
extra-strength strongness elixir 1
eXtreme meat staff 1
eXtreme meat sword 1
eXtreme mittens 1
eXtreme scarf 1
eye of newt 1
eyedrops of the ermine 1
f3d0r4 1
fabric hardener 1
fabric softener 1
facehugging alien 1
facsimile dictionary 1
fairy gravy boat 1
fake blood 1
fake fake vomit 1
fake hand 1
fake plastic grass 1
fancy bath salts 1
fancy beef jerky 1
fancy black tie 1
fancy chocolate 1
fancy chocolate car 1
fancy dress ball 1
fancy opera glasses 1
fancy seashell necklace 1
fancy tophat 1
fancy tuxedo pants 1
fat loot token 1
fat stacks of cash 1
FDKOL commendation 298
FDKOL hotcakes 7
ferret bait 1
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 1
fertilized ghuol egg 1
festive holiday hat 1
festive sausage 1
festive warbear bank 1
fetid feather 1
Feynman gate 1
fez of etymology 1
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy 1
figurine of a charred seal 1
figurine of a cold seal 1
figurine of a cute baby seal 1
figurine of a shadowy seal 1
figurine of a sleek seal 1
figurine of a slippery seal 1
figurine of a stinking seal 1
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 1
figurine of an ancient seal 1
figurine of an armored seal 1
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 1
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Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 1
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Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 1
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Pasta Spoon of Peril 1
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Prelude of Precision 1
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