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This player is ranked #383 for Most Total Items with a total of 462,806 items.
This player is ranked #199 for Most Unique Items with a total of 3,523 items.

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Miss Informed (#758438)
This player has 3,523 unique items and 462,806 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 42
"honey" dipper 1
"KICK ME" sign 3
"meat" stick 1
"Remember the Trees" Shirt 1
Überraschthexengebräu 1
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 2
1,970 carat gold 4
1-ball 8
1.21 jigawatts 1
100-Watt bulb 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 73
1952 Mickey Mantle card 3
2-ball 9
25-meat staff 10
3-ball 11
30669 scroll 5
33398 scroll 6
334 scroll 6
37x37x37 puzzle cube 1
4-ball 7
4-d camera 1
4-dimensional fez 1
4-dimensional guitar 4
4:20 bomb 2
5-Alarm Saucepan 1
5-ball 4
5-hour acrimony 3
6-ball 20
64067 scroll 1
668 scroll 1
7-ball 6
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 16
7-inch discus 1
8-ball 45
8-billed baseball cap 2
8-bit banana 1
9-ball 2
99.44% pure math 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 3
a butt tuba 9
A Light that Never Goes Out 1
a little sump'm sump'm 8
abandoned candy 2
abominable blubber 5
abominable snowcone 3
absentee voter ballot 2
abstraction: action 1
abstraction: category 1
abstraction: certainty 3
abstraction: comprehension 1
abstraction: joy 1
abstraction: motion 1
abstraction: perception 1
abstraction: purpose 1
abstraction: sensation 1
abstraction: thought 1
Abyssal ember 3
acceptable bagel 5
acceptable mayolus 1
accidental cider 9
accidental mutton 1
accord ion 1
accordion file 1
Accordion of Jordion 1
accordionoid rocca 1
acid-squirting flower 6
acoustic guitarrr 9
actual reality goggles 1
actual tapas 4
adder 2
adder bladder 34
adhesive tape dolly 1
Aerheads 1
Affirmation Cookie 1
affordable teak perch 2
Afternoon Delight 2
Agent Corrigan's cigarette 1
Aggressive Carrot 2
Agitated Turkey 1
agnolotti arboli 1
agua de vida 1
Aiolion 1
airblaster gun 1
airborne mutagen 1
alarm accordion 1
albatross necklace 1
Aldebaran sardines 1
Alewife™ Ale 1
Alexy sauce 1
Alice's Army Alchemist 4
Alice's Army Bowman 1
Alice's Army Cleric 2
Alice's Army Coward 4
Alice's Army Foil Cleric 1
Alice's Army Foil Guard 1
Alice's Army Foil Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Foil Ninja 1
Alice's Army Foil Page 1
Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Foil Swordsman 2
Alice's Army Foil Wallman 1
Alice's Army Guard 4
Alice's Army Halberder 3
Alice's Army Hammerman 3
Alice's Army Horseman 1
Alice's Army Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 4
Alice's Army Ninja 4
Alice's Army Nurse 2
Alice's Army Page 4
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 3
Alice's Army Spearsman 3
Alice's Army Swordsman 4
Alice's Army Wallman 2
alien animal goo 1
alien autoautopsy kit 4
alien drugs 1
alien force field disruptor bean 1
alien gemstone 1
alien hologram projector 1
alien meat 1
alien plant goo 1
alien sandwich 1
alien source code printout 1
all-purpose cleaner 3
all-purpose flower 1
almost-dead walkie-talkie 1
alpha-mail pants 3
alphabet gum 6
Amanitee 1
amber aviator shades 1
Ambitious Turkey 2
ammonite candy mold 1
ammonite fossil 2
Amnesiac Ale 1
amok pudding 1
amok putter 1
amphibious tophat 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 69
Amulet of Yendor 34
ancient calendar 1
ancient calendar fragment 1
ancient cursed foot locker 2
ancient frozen dinner 6
ancient ice cream scoop 3
ancient Magi-Wipes 4
ancient medicinal herbs 2
ancient pills 2
ancient poisoned dart 42
Ancient Protector Soda 1
ancient protein powder 2
Ancient Saucehelm 1
ancient spice 3
ancient stone fist 2
ancient stone head 2
ancient turtle shell 1
ancient turtle shell helmet 1
ancient turtle shell powder 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 3
ancient vinyl coin purse 2
anemone nematocyst 1
anemone sauce 1
angel-food cake 1
Angry Farmer candy 180
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 2
angry inch 1
angst burger 1
animal part cracker 1
anise-flavored venom 1
Ankh of Badahnkadh 1
ankleweights 1
anniversary balloon 1
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary pewter cape 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
annoying pitchfork 17
ant agonist 12
ant antidepressant 1
ant hoe 3
ant pick 3
ant pitchfork 2
ant rake 3
ant sickle 2
anti-anti-antidote 38
anticheese 6
antimatter wad 1
antique accordion 1
antique bottle of cough syrup 5
antique bottle opener 3
antique greaves 3
antique hand mirror 11
antique helmet 3
antique machete 1
antique packet of ketchup 6
antique painting of a landscape 1
antique record album 2
antique shield 10
antique spear 7
antique spyglass 1
apathetic lizardman doll 1
aquamariner's necklace 1
aquamariner's ring 1
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 1
arm buzzer 1
armgun 12
armored prawn 1
arrow'd heart balloon 9
arrowgram 1
arrrgyle socks 2
Arrrmetia trading card 1
arse-a'fire elixir 1
artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice 1
artisanal limoncello 8
Artist's Butterknife of Regret 1
Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness 1
Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury 1
Artist's Spatula of Despair 1
Artist's Whisk of Misery 1
asbestos apron 1
asbestos crossbow 1
asbestos crossbow string 1
asbestos helmet turtle 1
asbestos meat stack 1
asbestos ore 5
asbestos staff 2
asbestos stick 1
asbestos sword 8
asbestos sword hilt 1
ASCII shirt 2
Asleep in the Cemetery 1
asparagus knife 24
asparagus lo mein 1
asparagus stir-fry 1
aspirin 1
asshat 3
astral mushroom 7
astronaut ice-cream 3
astronaut pants 1
Atomic Comic 1
Atomic Pop 1
atomic vector plotter 2
attention spanner 2
attorney's badge 1
automatic catapult 8
awful poetry journal 64
Aye Aye 1
Aye Aye, Captain 1
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth 1
bätzle 6
baby cuddlefish 2
baby killer bee 17
babycakes 3
backwoods screwdriver 8
BACON 16,511
baconstone 9
baconstone bracelet 2
baconstone earring 2
baconstone pendant 2
baconstone ring 3
badass belt 2
badge of authority 3
badger badge 1
bag of airline peanuts 66
bag of Cheat-Os 3
bag of foreign bribes 1
bag of GORF 12
bag of GORP 13
bag of gross foreign snacks 1
bag of lard 1
bag of many confections 1
bag of pygmy blood 1
bag of W&Ws 21
baggie of powdered sugar 207
bakelite-covered bacon 1
balaclava 7
balaclava baklava 26
ball 1
ball-in-a-cup 2
balloon helmet 1
balloon monkey 558
balloon shield 1
balloon sword 1
ballroom blintz 3
bamboo bokuto 23
banana 1
banana cream pie 2
banana daiquiri 1
banana milkshake 1
banana peel 2
banana smoothie 11
banana spritzer 1
banjo strings 1
bar skin 72
bar whip 1
barbed-wire fence 32
bargain flash powder 1
barrrnacle 30
barskin buckler 1
barskin cloak 1
barskin hat 13
barskin loincloth 2
barskin tent 1
bartender skull 1
bartender-in-the-box 1
bartender-skull-in-the-box 1
Barulio's bottle 1
baseball 27
Bash-Ōs boxtop 1
Bash-Ōs cereal 1
basic meat crossbow 2
basic meat fez 2
basic meat foon 1
basic meat helmet 13
basic meat kilt 1
basic meat pants 1
basic meat skirt 1
basic meat spork 1
basic meat staff 4
basic meat sword 8
bastard baster 1
bat guano 187,383
bat haggis 2
bat hat 1
bat whip 1
bat wing 125
bat wing kabob 2
bat wing stir-fry 3
bat-ass leather jacket 2
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
batblade 42
batgut 23,135
batskin belt 1
battered Crimbo Crate 1
battered hubcap 1
Battlie Light Saver 7
bazookafish bubble gum 1
beach ball marble 1
beach glass bead 2
beach glass necklace 1
bean burrito 5
beanbag chair 1
bear claw 1
beaten-up Chucks 1
bed of coals 2
beefy fish meat 2
beer basted brat 1
beer bomb 7
beer bong 1
beer cartilage 3
beer goggles 2
beer helmet 2
beer lens 8
beer-a-pult 1
beer-scented teddy bear 2
beertini 5
beery blood 1
begpwnia 2
beholed bedsheet 2
beige clambroth marble 1
bejeweled accordion strap 8
bejeweled cufflinks 1
bejeweled pledge pin 4
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
bellhop bell 1
bellhop's hat 1
Belt of Howling Anger 1
Ben-Gal™ Balm 3
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 1
berry-infused sake 1
Better Than Cuddling Cake 5
Bettie page 3
bezoar ring 1
BGE tiny plastic toy 1
bi-lateral logic compressor 1
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 1
big bad voodoo mask 1
big bass drum 5
big boom 1
big bundle of chamoix 26
big red button 1
big red clown nose 54
big rock 1
big slimy cyst 31
big stick 2
big stirring stick 2
bigger stick 2
bilge wine 1
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 5
bird rib 1
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 1
bishop cookie 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 1
Bit O' Quail Spleen 4
bit-o-cactus 12
bitter pill 1
BitterSweetTarts 2
Bjorn's Hammer 1
black & tan 3
black belt 2
black blade 2
Black Body™ spray 2
black BRICKO brick 1
black candy heart 15
black catseye marble 1
black cherry soda 3
black cloak 3
black cowboy hat 1
black eye shadow 5
black eyedrops 2
black facepaint 2
black forest cake 2
black forest ham 4
black friar's tonsure 1
black gold 2
black greaves 4
black helmet 1
black kettle drum 3
black label 5
black lotus 2
Black No. 2 8
black paisley oyster egg 2
black pension check 1
black pepper 1
black picnic basket 3
black pixel 20
black plastic oyster egg 4
black polka-dot oyster egg 1
black pudding 2
black sheepskin diploma 2
black shield 3
black snake skin 8
black snowcone 2
black striped oyster egg 1
black sword 3
black-and-blue light 1
blackberry 22
blackberry combat boots 1
blackberry moccasins 1
blackberry polite 1
blackberry slippers 1
Blackfly Chardonnay 2
Blatantly Canadian 4
blended frozen swill 2
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 1
blind-packed capsule toy 9
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 1
Blizzards I Have Died In 1
blob of acid 2
blob of Alphredo™ 1
blob of wood glue 1
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
blood flower 1
blood of the Wereseal 3
blood-faced volleyball 1
bloody beer 9
bloody clown pants 24
bloody mary 4
blue paisley oyster egg 1
blue pixel 678
blue pixel potion 1
blue plasma ball 2
blue plastic baby 1
blue plastic oyster egg 1
blue polka-dot oyster egg 1
blue raspberry troll doll 1
blue snowcone 9
blue striped oyster egg 2
blue traffic cone 1
blue velvet cake 2
blue-frosted astral cupcake 4
blundarrrbus 1
body spradium 1
boilermaker 1
boiling broth 1
bone abacus 2
bone collar 5
bone flute 3
bone rattle 11
bonsai tree 1
book of matches 8
booty chest charrrm 3
booty chest charrrm bracelet 1
booze-soaked cherry 1
Boozehounds Anonymous token 1
borg sock monkey 4
boring spaghetti 2
Boris's key lime 1
Boris's key lime pie 2
Boris's ring 6
bottle of alcohol 1
bottle of anís 1
bottle of antifreeze 1
bottle of bubbles 1
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 1
bottle of cooking sherry 4
bottle of Definit 2
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 2
bottle of gin 25
bottle of goofballs 1
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 1
bottle of laundry sherry 1
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 2
bottle of lighter fluid 11
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 51
bottle of Mystic Shell 2
bottle of norwhiskey 2
bottle of Ooze-O 41
bottle of peppermint schnapps 1
bottle of perfume 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 1
bottle of Pinot Renoir 2
bottle of popskull 20
bottle of realpagne 1
bottle of rum 101
bottle of sake 1
bottle of sewage schnapps 22
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 4
bottle of tequila 55
bottle of ultravitamins 4
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 2
bottle of vodka 76
bottle of whiskey 191
bottle opener belt buckle 1
bottlecap turtle 1
bottled swamp gas 2
boulder 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 2
bow 2
bow staff 1
bowl of cottage cheese 116
bowl of eyeballs 3
bowl of fishysoisse 2
bowl of Jeal-O 1
bowl of lucky charms 4
bowl of maggots 1
bowl of marinade 1
bowl of mummy guts 3
bowl of rye sprouts 2
Bowl of Scorpions 1
bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ 1
bowlegged pants 1
Bowlet 1
box 11
box of Dweebs 26
box of Pokëmann band-aids 1
box of sunshine 432
box turtle 1
box-in-the-box 1
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
boxed champagne 2
boxed wine 4
boxing glove 2
boxing glove on a spring 1
Brain Food Pastaco 1
brain preservation fluid 1
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 3
brains casserole 2
BRAINS shorts 1
brainy skull 1
brand new key 1
brass gear 1
brass stinger 3
bread basket 2
breaded beer 1
Breakfast Blast wine cooler 1
breakfast mess 1
breath mint 2
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 2
brick 34
BRICKO bat 1
BRICKO brick 5
BRICKO bulwark 1
BRICKO elephant 1
BRICKO eye brick 2
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO octopus 1
BRICKO ooze 1
BRICKO oyster 1
BRICKO pants 1
BRICKO pearl 1
BRICKO pyramid 1
BRICKO python 1
BRICKO sword 1
BRICKO trunk 1
BRICKO turtle 1
BRICKO vacuum cleaner 1
briefcase 23
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 206
brine 1
briny vinegar 1
broken beer bottle 1
broken BRICKO brick 1
broken cellular phone 2
broken skull 136
broken sword 10
bronze breastplate 6
bronzed locust 14
brown crock marble 1
brown paper bag mask 7
brown paper pants 6
brown plastic baby 348
brown sugar cane 17
browser cookie 1
bubble bauble bow 1
bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) 1
bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) 1
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 1
bubblewrap crossbow 1
bubblewrap ore 34
bubblewrap staff 1
bubblewrap sword 1
bubblin' crude 62
bubbly potion 44
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of honey 7
buckler buckle 14
buffalo blade 1
bugbear beanie 134
bugbear bungguard 8
bugged balaclava 1
bugged beanie 1
bullet-proof corduroys 3
bum cheek 15
bumblebee marble 1
bunch of square grapes 22
bungle in the jungle 1
buoybottoms 1
burnt flower 1
bus pass 4
Bustle Hustler 3
button rouge 1
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 2
C.H.U.M. knife 1
cactus fruit 15
caipifruta 1
calavera concertina 1
calle de miel 2
calle de miel with a fly in it 1
calm attention-deficit demon 1
Camp Scout pup tent 1
can cannon 1
can of Binarrrca 15
can of black paint 2
can of CRIMBCOLA 3
can of fake snow 1
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 2
can of maces 15
can of Red Minotaur 8
can of sardines 4
can of spinach 1
can of Swiller 2
Can-Can skirt 1
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 15
candied kobold 3
candied yam pinky ring 1
candied yams 15
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candy cane 301
candy cigarette 1
candy knuckles 109
candy stake 12
cane-mail pants 1
cane-mail shirt 1
cannonball charrrm 1
cannonball charrrm bracelet 1
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canteen of wine 1
capacitor relay 7
carbon nanotube frame 8
carbonated water lily 13
cardboard box turtle 1
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cardboard katana 2
cardboard ore 41
cardboard staff 1
cardboard sword 3
cardboard wakizashi 26
carob brownies 2
carob cannon 1
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carob chunk noodles 3
carob chunks 5
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carton of snake milk 7
cartoon heart 9
casino pass 142
cast 457
cast-iron legacy paddle 1
cat appendix 193
catgut 246
catgut taco 3
catsup 3
cement sandals 1
centipede eggs 4
centurion helmet 1
Cerebral Cloche 2
Cerebral Crossbow 2
Cerebral Culottes 2
chain-mail monokini 2
chaos butterfly 183
chaos popcorn 5
Charity's choker 1
charming flute 2
cheap clip-on ninja tie 1
cheap elven gloves 1
cheap plastic blowgun 1
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cheap wind-up clock 2
cheerful antler hat 1
chef skull 1
chef's hat 31
chef-in-the-box 1
chef-skull-in-the-box 1
cherry 94
Cherry Cloaca Cola 36
cherry pie 4
chewing gum on a string 1,047
child-sized dracula cloak 1
children of the candy corn 2
Children's Meal of the Damned 1
Chinese curse words 11
chintzy accordion pin 2
chintzy disco ball pendant 3
chintzy noodle ring 1
chintzy saucepan earring 1
chintzy seal pendant 2
chintzy turtle brooch 3
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 1
chisel 1
chloroform rag 1
chocolate box 1
chocolate filthy lucre 1
chocolate frosted sugar bomb 1
chocolate Ogre Chieftain 1
chocolate pasta spoon 1
chocolate seal-clubbing club 1
chocolate spurs 10
chocolate-covered caviar 1
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 5
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Choker of the Ultragoth 1
chopsticks 10
Chorale of Companionship 1
Chori Zo trading card 1
chorizo brownies 2
chorizo taco 57
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chrome crossbow string 1
chrome helmet turtle 1
chrome meat stack 1
chrome ore 5
chrome staff 1
chrome stick 1
chrome sword 1
chrome sword hilt 1
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Cinco Mayo Lager 1
cinnamon troll doll 1
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citrus-infused sake 1
classy monkey 2
clay peace-sign bead 2
Claybender glasses 1
Cloaca grenade 1
Cloaca-Cola 1
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 1
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 2
Cloaca-Cola helmet 2
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 1
Cloaca-Cola shield 2
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 1
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clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box 1
clockwork bartender-in-the-box 1
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clockwork chef-head-in-the-box 1
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clockwork claws 1
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clockwork detective skull 1
clockwork doohickey 1
clockwork endoskeleton 1
clockwork handle 1
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clockwork key 3
clockwork maid 1
clockwork maid head 1
clockwork pants 2
clockwork pirate skull 1
clockwork rings 1
clockwork rod 1
clockwork shank 1
clockwork sheet 1
clockwork sphere 1
clockwork spine 1
clockwork staff 1
clockwork sword 1
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clockwork trench coat 1
clockwork widget 1
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clown hammer 35
clown shoes 4
clown skin 2
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clownskin belt 1
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club of the five seasons 1
clumsiness bark 1
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coal snakeskin 1
cob of corn 1
cocktail napkin 1
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cocoa egg 41
cocoa eggshell fragment 306
coconut bikini top 5
coconut shell 122
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 3
coffin lid 1
cog 697
cog and sprocket assembly 2
cold and sour sauce 1
cold hi mein 10
Cold Hots candy 1
cold ninja mask 4
cold nuggets 1
cold powder 1
cold wad 1
cold-filtered water 1
cologne of contempt 1
colored-light "necklace" 1
comfy pillow 3
communications windchimes 1
compression stocking 2
computronic processing unit 1
concentrated cordial of concentration 1
concentrated magicalness pill 3
confusing LED clock 1
congratulatory cake 1
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 2
Cookbook of the Damned 1
cool mushroom 1
cool mushroom casserole 1
cool mushroom wine 1
cool whip 8
copper ha'penny charrrm 2
copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet 1
cordial of concentration 4
corn holder 5
Cornbeefadon 1
corncob pipe 1
cornuthaum 8
Corpse Island iced tea 3
corpse on the beach 2
corpsebite 1
corpsedriver 2
corpsetini 2
corrupted data 1
cosmetic football 1
cosmic lemonade 1
costume rental shop 1
costume sword 1
cottage 2
crêepy mask 3
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crappy brain 2
crappy waiter disguise 1
crazy little Turkish delight 7
cream of pointy mushroom soup 1
cream pie 4
cream stout 1
creamsicle 2
creepy ginger ale 5
creepy voodoo doll 1
CRIMBCO lanyard 1
CRIMBCO mug 3
CRIMBCO scrip 40
CRIMBCO wine 2
CRIMBCOIDS mints 4
CRIMBCOLOAF 6
Crimbo candied pecan 2
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 2
Crimbo fudge 1
Crimbo peppermint bark 1
Crimbo pie 6
Crimbo ukulele 1
Crimbojito 1
Crimboween memo 5
crossbow string 2
crotchety pants 1
crowbar 1
crowbarrr 62
Crown of the Goblin King 8
crude crudités 2
crude voodoo doll 1
crudles 3
cruelty-free wine 1
cryptic puzzle box 2
crystalline reamer 1
CSA bravery badge 1
CSA obedience grenade 1
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 1
cube of billiard chalk 1
cup of infinite pencils 1
cup of lukewarm tea 2
cup of primitive beer 1
cuppa Sobrie tea 1
curdflinger 1
curmudgel 2
cursed black pearl onion 1
cursed bottle of black-label rum 1
cursed bottle of rum 1
cursed cannonball 1
cursed dirty joke scroll 1
cute bow from beyond the stars 1
cute meteoroid 1
cute mushroom 1
cyber-mattock 1
cyborg doll 1
cyborg stompin' boot 1
cymbal syrup 16
Daffy Taffy 40
Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually 1
Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting 1
Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master 1
Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested 1
Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart 1
Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose 1
Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week 1
daily dungeon malware 1
daisy 28
dance card 4
dangerous jerkcicle 728
dark baconstone ring 1
dark potion 5
Das Überkühlraum trading card 1
day-old beer 1
deactivated MicroMechaMech 1
dead guy's watch 15
dead meat bun 1
deadly nightshade 1
decaying goldfish liver 15
decaying wooden oar 1
decent brain 1
deck of tropical cards 3
decomposed boot 5
decorative fountain 59
deep six-shooter 1
defective skull 20
dehydrated caviar 14
delectable catalyst 1
delicious noodles 2
delicious salad 1
delicious spicy noodles 3
delicious stinkbug 1
delicious swamp muck 12
demon skin 26
demon whip 1
denim axe 2
dense meat crossbow 1
dense meat stack 104
dense meat staff 1
dense meat sword 1
dental pliers 1
dented harmonica 4
deodorant 6
desiccated apricot 7
designer handbag 2
detective skull 1
devil hair pasta 1
Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce 1
devil's-food cake 1
devil-summoning hat 1
deviled egg 1
devilish folio 1
dew yoana lei 1
dew yoana salacious lei 1
diamond necklace 1
diamond-studded cane 15
diamond-studded fronts 1
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 1
didgeridooka 2
Diet Cloaca Cola 4
dieting pill 2
digital key lime 1
dilapidated wizard hat 1
dill 1
dingy planks 2
dire fudgesicle 5
dirty hobo gloves 250
dirty rigging rope 1
disassembled clover 51
disbelief suspenders 3
Disco 'Fro Pick 1
disco ball 43
Disco Banjo 1
disco mask 58
discocktail 1
disease 8
disembodied brain 4
disembodied smile 1
Disgeist 1
dishrag 3
disintegrating quill pen 21
disintegrating sheet music 1
disintegrating spiky collar 1
displaced fish 6
disposable instant camera 1
distilled fortified wine 1
distressed denim pants 2
disturbing fanfic 126
Divine 4
divine blowout 4
divine can of silly string 1
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divine champagne popper 1
divine cracker 1
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Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 6
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 72
Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic 24
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 6
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 1
Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum 32
Doc's Miracle Cure 1
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dollhive 1
Dolphin King's crown 1
donkey flipbook 2
dope gangsta bling-bling 7
dope wheels 1
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double daisy 3
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Dr. Hobo's scalpel 1
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draggin' ball hat 6
dragon snaps 6
dragonfish caviar 1
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dreadful roast 1
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drum of tommy ammo 2
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dry noodles 86
dry vodka martini 85
drywall axe 6
ducha de oro 2
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dueling banjo 1
dueling turtle 1
dull fish scale 4
dungeoneer's dungarees 4
dungeoneering kit 1
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dusty animal cranium 1
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dusty bottle of Merlot 1
dusty bottle of Muscat 1
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 1
dusty bottle of Port 1
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 1
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dusty eighth thoracic vertebra 5
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dusty right second rear claw 2
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dusty seventh cervical vertebra 4
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dusty third thoracic vertebra 6
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Dyspepsi-Cola 24
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations 1
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 3
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Eau de Guaneau 1
ectoplasmic orbs 13
edible alien plant bit 1
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effervescent potion 5
eggbeater 2
eggnog 2
eighth plague 1
El Sombrero De Lopez 1
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eldritch effluvium 1
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electric snakebite 4
elegant nightstick 2
elemental caipiroska 1
elephant stinger 3
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 10
Elfin shortbread 1
Elmley shades 1
elven limbos gingerbread 1
elven cellocello 1
elven moonshine 1
elven socks 1
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extra-strength rubber bands 1
extra-strength strongness elixir 16
extra-toasted half sandwich 1
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 2
eXtreme meat crossbow 2
eXtreme meat staff 2
eXtreme meat sword 2
eXtreme mittens 12
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eXtreme scarf 10
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extremely wet T-shirt 1
eye 'n' horn shampoo 1
eye of newt 925
eye of the Tiger-lily 1
eye-pod 7
eyedrops of newt 1
eyedrops of the ermine 1
eyedrops of the ocelot 1
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f3d0r4 44
Fabiotion 2
facehugging alien 1
facsimile dictionary 7
fairy gravy boat 22
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fake fake vomit 42
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fake plastic grass 9
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fancy bath salts 28
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fancy but probably evil chocolate 13
fancy canapés 2
fancy chocolate 9
fancy dress ball 2
fancy opera glasses 2
fancy schmancy cheese sauce 1
fancy tophat 1
fancy tuxedo pants 1
Fantasma en la Máquina 1
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fat stacks of cash 14
felt 17
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 100
fermenting powder 14
ferret bait 1
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 2
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fetid feather 1
fettucini épines Inconnu 1
fettucini Inconnu 3
Feynman gate 4
fez of etymology 4
figurine of a cute baby seal 1
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 1
figurine of an armored seal 1
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 23
filigreed hamethyst earring 1
filigreed hamethyst necklace 1
filigreed hamethyst ring 1
filthy child leash 7
filthy corduroys 16
filthy hippy poncho 5
filthy knitted dread sack 24
filthy lucre 4
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filthy pestle 8
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fine aged cheddarwurst 12
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fire 4
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firemilk 1
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Five Second Energy™ 1
fizzy potion 50
flamin' bindle 1
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flamingo mallet 1
flange 59
flaregun 7
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Flaskfull of Hollow 1
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flimsy clipboard 268
floaty pebbles 4
floaty sand 2
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floral-print skirt 1
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flute of flat champagne 13
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foon of fulmination 1
football helmet 4
forest tears 49
fortune cookie 20,469
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freezin' bindle 1
French bronilla brogurt 1
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frigid mote 2
frigid ninja stars 79
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frilly skirt 7
Frogade 12
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Frost™ brand sword 1
Frosty's frosty mug 2
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frozen Mob Penguin 2
frozen mushroom 1
frozen nunchaku 17
frozen seal spine 2
fruit basket 2
fruit bowl 7
fruitcake 7
fruity girl swill 1
fudgecycle 1
full meat tank 3
Fun-Guy spore 1
funky brass fez 36
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funny bone 3
furniture dolly 1
furry fur 151
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fusilli marrownarrow 2
fuzzbump 63
Fuzzby 1
fuzzy dice 2
fuzzy earmuffs 1
fuzzy montera 1
ga-ga radio 4
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gallon of milk 1
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GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine 3
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garish pinky ring 1
gator skin 8
gatorskin umbrella 1
gauze garter 1
gauze hammock 1
gazing shoes 1
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 3
Genalen™ Bottle 2
generic healing potion 1
genie's bracers 1
genie's scimitar 2
ghost cucumber 27
Ghost Dog Chow 1
ghost key 2
ghost of a necklace 2
ghost pickle on a stick 4
ghostly pickling solution 1
ghuol ears 27
ghuol egg 19
ghuol egg quiche 6
ghuol guolash 14
ghuol-ear kabob 4
giant artisanal rice peeler 1
giant book of ancient carols 1
giant cactus quill 2
giant cheesestick 1
giant diamond ring 1
giant discarded bottlecap 2
giant discarded plastic fork 3
giant discarded torn-up glove 2
giant fishhook 1
giant foam finger 1
giant glass of brandy 1
giant grain of protein powder 13
giant gym membership card 5
giant heirloom grape tomato 1
giant jar of protein powder 1
giant marshmallow 1
giant motorcycle boots 2
giant moxie weed 36
giant needle 81
giant penguin keychain 1
giant pinky ring 9
giant stuffed bugbear 1
gibson 1
gilded ancient cursed chest 1
gilded ancient cursed key 1
gilded lily 1
gill rings 2
gimlet 4
gin and tonic 1
gin-soaked blotter paper 1
ginger snaps 3
gingerbread bugbear 7
gingerbread horror 9
gingham blouse 1
ginormous pumpkin 1
giraffe-necked turtle 1
gladiator tunica 2
glass of baboon milk 2
glass of goat's milk 19
glass of warm water 1
glistening fish meat 1
glistening staff 1
glittery mascara 136,115
glob of cream cheese 1
glob of enchanted icing 2
gloomy mushroom wine 3
glow-in-the-dark wristwatch 1
glowing fungus 1
glowing red eye 71
gnat lasagna 1
gnatloaf casserole 2
gnatwing 50
gnatwing earring 2
gnauga hide 7
gnauga hide buckler 1
gnauga hide chaps 1
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gnauga hide skirt 1
gnauga hide whip 1
gnocchetti di Nietzsche 8
gnoll lips 66
gnoll teeth 24
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Gnollish autoplunger 1
Gnollish casserole dish 11
Gnollish flyswatter 17
Gnollish pie server 2
Gnollish pie tin 9
Gnollish plunger 6
Gnollish slotted spoon 5
Gnollish toolbox 5
Gnomish toolbox 2
goat 2
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goat cheese 35
goat cheese pizza 34
goat cheese taco 1
gob of wet hair 10
Gold Velvet™ whiskey 1
gold wedding ring 1
golden ring 1
golden twig 2
good brain 1
goofily-plumed helmet 2
googly eye 153
Gordon Bennett 3
goth kid t-shirt 9
GOTO 1
goulauncher 1
government cheese 2
gr8ps 47
grape troll doll 1
grapefruit 6
grapes 3
grass blade 1
grass hat 1
grass skirt 2
gravy boat 1
gray bow tie 1
grease gun 1
green balloon 2
green beer 6
green BRICKO brick 1
green candy heart 26
green drunki-bear 1
Green Manalishi 2
green peawee marble 1
green pixel 153
green pixel potion 9
green snowcone 20
green-frosted astral cupcake 1
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Grey Guanon 1
grimstone mask 1
grinning turtle 1
grog 40
groovy prism necklace 1
grouchy restless spirit 504
grouper fangirl 2
grue egg 2
grumpy old man charrrm 1
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guano coffee cup 3
guard turtle collar 1
guitar pick 20
gummi ammonite 1
Gummi-DNA 1
Gummi-Gnauga 1
Gummy Brains 2
gunky chicken 2
guy made of bee pollen 1
hacked gibson 1
haggis-infused soap 1
haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis 1
hair spray 21
Hairpiece On Fire 1
hairy staff 1
half of a gold tooth 1
half-baked potion 1
half-digested coal 3
half-height unicycle 1
half-melted spoon 1
half-orchid 1
half-rotten brain 2
halfberd 2
ham steak 1
hamburger 7
hamethyst 12
hamethyst bracelet 2
hamethyst earring 4
hamethyst necklace 2
hamethyst ring 1
hammerus 1
hand-carved bokken 1
handful of Crotchety Pine needles 2
handful of drink tickets 2
handful of hand chalk 97
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handful of moss 10
handful of pine needles 1
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handful of Smithereens 20
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handmade hobby horse 3
Handsome Devil 1
handsomeness potion 20
happiness 1
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 79
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harem girl t-shirt 4
Hatorade 2
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Hell ramen 24
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hill of beans 23
Himalayan Hidalgo sauce 2
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Imp Ale 369
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Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 1
inkwell 15
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ion grid 2
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jar full of wind 1
jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade 1
jar of anniversary jam 1
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jawbruiser 3
jazz soap 30
jerky coins 1
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joybuzzer 30
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Jumbo Dr. Lucifer 20
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kamicorpse-ee 1
karma shawarma 1
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ketchup 25
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kickback cookbook 5
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killing jar 4
Kiss the Knob apron 1
Kissin' Cousins 1
kite 38
Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card 1
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Knob Goblin love potion 158
Knob Goblin melon baller 9
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Knob Goblin pants 24
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Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray 4
Knob Goblin scimitar 32
Knob Goblin seltzer 100
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Knob Goblin steroids 102
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ladle of mystery 3
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leaf 1
leaflet 2
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leftovers of indeterminate origin 5
lemon 121
lemon meringue pie 5
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length of string 1
leotarrrd 4
leprechaun hatchling 4
less-than-three-shaped box 1
lesser grodulated violet 1
Let Me Be! 1
lewd playing card 1
liar's pants 1
libation of liveliness 1
lifeless meat doll 3
lihc eye 54
lihc eye pie 73
lihc face 17
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lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 9
line 444
linoleum crossbow 5
linoleum crossbow string 1
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linoleum meat stack 1
linoleum ore 14
linoleum staff 6
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little paper umbrella 97
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llama lama gong 6
loaded serum blowgun 2
loaf of alien bread 1
loathing eagle baby-doll shirt 2
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logging hatchet 1
logic synthesizer 1
long skinny balloon 108
long-stemmed rose 29
longhaired hippy wig 1
loose purse strings 2
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Lord of the Flies-sized fries 6
los chinos 2
lost key 1
lotion of coldness 1
lotion of hotness 1
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lotion of spookiness 1
lotion of stench 1
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 2
love song of disturbing obsession 1
love song of smoldering passion 1
love song of vague ambiguity 1
lovecat tail 1
lowercase N 51
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lucky bottlecap 1
lucky Crimbo tiki necklace 1
lucky rabbit's foot 3
Lucky Surprise Egg 3
lumbering jack 3
lump of Brituminous coal 13
lump of coal 1
lump of diamond 3
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lupine sword 2
lychee chuhai 1
lynyrdskin breeches 1
lynyrdskin tunic 1
M-242 51
Mace of the Tortoise 1
macroplane grater 1
mad scientist's sock monkey 78
Mad Train wine 39
madius 1
Mae West 57
Mae West with a fly in it 1
mafia aria 3
mafia pinky ring 1
mafia thumb ring 1
magic dragonfish fry 1
magic lamp 22
magical baguette 5
magical ice cube with a fly in it 28
magical ice cubes 105
magical mystery juice 3
magical pony: Dusk Shiny 1
magical pony: Uniquity 1
magicalness-in-a-can 19
magicberry tablets 1
magilaser blastercannon 27
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 1
magnetic field 1
magnifying glass 9
maid head 28
maiden wig 1
makeshift cape 4
makeshift crane 1
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makeshift skirt 2
makeshift turban 2
mandarina colada 1
mandarina colada with a fly in it 1
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mangled finger 1
many-eyed glasses 16
maple leaf 1
maple syrup 12
March hat 2
margarita 16
mariachi G-string 52
mariachi hat 2
mariachi pants 32
marionette 2
Mark V Steam-Hat 2
marshmallow 150
martini 19
marzipan skull 47
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massive gemstone 5
mauve paisley oyster egg 5
mauve plastic oyster egg 5
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 2
mauve striped oyster egg 3
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McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade 1
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 1
McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning 1
meat cowboy hat 1
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meat engine 2
meat face 1
meat from yesterday 51
meat golem 1
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meat paste 84
meat st‰¿bing club 1
meat stack 1,365
meat vortex 296
meatcar model 12
meatloaf helmet 1
meatsmithing guide 17
meatspout staff 1
meaty helmet turtle 1
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 2
Meleegra™ pills 86
melon-infused sake 1
melted Jell-o shot 3
meme generator 1
menorette 9
menudo 1
menudo ravioli 19
Mer-kin digpick 1
Mer-kin fitbrine 1
Mer-kin killscroll 1
Mer-kin mouthsoap 1
Mer-kin prayerbeads 1
Mer-kin sneakmask 1
Mer-kin wordquiz 1
mesh cap 26
metal mandible 3
metallic A 113
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 139
midget clownfish 1
midriff scrubs 1
milk of magnesium 6
Milk Studs 19
milky potion 58
mimosette 1
mind flayer corpse 1
miner's helmet 5
miner's pants 19
mini-martini 50
mini-Mr. Accessory 1
mini-zeppelin 1
miniature boiler 2
miniature carton of clove cigarettes 1
miniature coffin 1
miniature dormouse 3
miniature espresso maker 1
miniature life preserver 1
miniature stuffed Goth Giant 185
miniature tophat 1
Miniborg beeper 1
Miniborg hiveminder 1
Miniborg laser 1
Miniborg stomper 1
Miniborg strangler 1
misshapen animal skeleton 1
Misty Cape 2
Misty Cloak 2
Misty Robe 3
Mob Penguin cellular phone 4
Mohawk wig 41
moist sailor's cap 1
mojo filter 2
molten scrap metal 9
Mon Tiki 14
monkey barf 1
monkey wrench 1,522
Monstar energy beverage 1
monster bait 2
Monster Manuel 2
mood ring 14
moonberry wine cooler 8
moonglasses 17
moose antlers 3
moose chocolate 3
moose thought 1
Morlock's Mark Bourbon 1
Mornington crescent roll 8
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mother's little helper 2
motivational poster 1
Mountain Stream soda 25
mouse skull 1
moxie magnet 3
moxie weed 114
Mr. Accessory 1
Mr. Accessory Jr. 1
Mr. Balloon 1
Mr. Burnsger 1
Mr. Eh? 1
Mr. Haggis 1
Mr. Joe's bangles 1
Mr. Mediocrebar 133
Ms. Accessory 1
MSG 2
muculent machete 1
Mudflap-Girl Earring 1
Mudflap-Girl Necklace 1
Mudflap-Girl Ring 1
mugcake 13
mulled cider 2
mullet wig 3
mummy costume 1
mummy wrapping 2
munchies pill 2
murky potion 148
mushroom fermenting solution 7
mushroom pizza 1
Mylar balloon 2
mysterious present 1
mystery lollipop 1
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nanite-infested eggnog 1
nanite-infested fruitcake 5
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 5
natto pocky 2
natto-infused sake 1
natty blue ascot 1
natural fennel soda 3
Nayztameetjoo trading card 1
ND 2
necklace chain 7
Necrotelicomnicon 1
Neuromancer 3
neverending wallet chain 1
New Age healing crystal 1
New Zealand iced tea 1
Newbiesport™ tent 16
NG 5
night-vision goggles 1
ninja hot pants 33
ninja mop 12
ninja pirate zombie robot 1
ninja pirate zombie robot head 2
Northern pemmican 1
Nose Ring of Putrescence 1
nosy nose ringy ring 1
not-a-pipe 1
nothing-in-the-box 21
nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
Now and Earlier 71
NPZR chemistry set 1
nurse's hat 2
nutty organic salad 1
O'RLY manual 1
obsidian nutcracker 1
ocarina of space 23
ocean motion 19
octopus's spade 2
off-white paisley oyster egg 3
off-white plastic oyster egg 8
off-white polka-dot oyster egg 7
off-white striped oyster egg 2
oil of expertise 2
Oil of Parrrlay 2
oil of slipperiness 1
oil of stability 3
oil pan 1
oily mushroom wine 2
ointment of the occult 1
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork 1
old bronzer 2
old coin purse 3
old eyebrow pencil 2
old leather wallet 3
old rosewater cream 2
old sweatpants 3
old-fashioned 3
olive 50
olive lo mein 1
olive stir-fry 1
one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill 2
one-day ticket to The Glaciest 1
one-winged stab bat 1
onion shurikens 1
oozenog 1
open sauce 4
opera mask 2
orange 287
orange and black Crimboween candy 18
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orange glowstick 18
orange snowcone 20
orange-frosted astral cupcake 7
orc wrist 3
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Orcish cargo shorts 10
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orcish hand lotion 5
Orcish meat locker 15
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orcish rubber 5
orcish stud-finder 3
original G 322
oriole-feather headdress 8
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Oscus's dumpster waders 1
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oversized pipe 2
oversized pizza cutter 35
ovoid leather thing 1
oyster basket 23
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packet of beer nuts 1
pail 45
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paint bomb 1
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palm frond 7
palm-frond capris 2
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palm-frond fan 2
palm-frond net 1
palm-frond toupee 8
palm-frond whip 1
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papaya taco 4
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parasitic headgnawer 1
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parasitic tentacles 1
parisian cathouse 1
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Pasta Spoon of Peril 1
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patchouli incense stick 111
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pawn cookie 94
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peach 1
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pebblebräu 1
pec oil 4
PEEZ dispenser 55
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Pendant of Fire 1
penguin shorts 1
penguin skin 35
penguin skin buckler 2
penguin thesaurus 1
penguin whip 3
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penguinskin mini-kilt 1
penguinskin mini-skirt 1
pentacorn hat 2
Penultimate Fantasy chest 2
peppermint rhino baby 1
peppermint sprout 1
peppermint twist 8
perfect cosmopolitan 2
perfect dark and stormy 4
perfect mimosa 8
perfect negroni 3
perfect paloma 2
perforated battle paddle 2
perfume of prejudice 1
perpendicular guano 1
perpendicular hula 13
perpendicular hula with a fly in it 1
personal massager 2
personalized birthday cake 63
personalized coffee mug 1
pestoblade 1
pestopiary 19
pet anemone 1
pet rock 42
pet rock "Groucho" disguise 17
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 21
petrified time 1
phat turquoise bead 11
phat turquoise bracelet 3
philosopher's scone 1
philter of phorce 3
phish stick 3
phonics down 111
photoprotoneutron torpedo 112
Pick-O-Matic lockpicks 6
pickle-flavored chewing gum 12
pickled egg 2
picture of a dead guy's girlfriend 1
Piddles 1
pie crust 5
pie man was not meant to eat 2
piece of wedding cake 144
piercing post 3
pigeon egg 7
pile of candy 48
pile of dusty animal bones 13
pile of jumping beans 24
pillow shell 1
pimpin' meat hat 1
pine tar 1
Pine-Fresh air freshener 327
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pink pony 3
pink slime 15
pink-frosted astral cupcake 2
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pirate pamphlet 1
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pirate tract 1
pirate zombie head 1
pirate zombie robot head 1
pitchfork 3
pixel banana 1
pixel hat 1
pixel pants 1
pixel sword 1
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plain pizza 19
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plastic guitar 1
plastic passion fruit 2
plastic pumpkin bucket 1
plot hole 226
plum 1
plus one 2
pocket theremin 1
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pocketwatch on a chain 1
pog #06 (filthy hippy) 5
pog #10 (hobo) 1
pointy mushroom 4
pointy mushroom wine 1
Poison Oak trading card 1
Pokëmann band-aid 1
poker face paint 1
Polka Pop 1
polka-dot bow tie 1
Polysniff Perfume 7
pool cue 4
popular tart 2
pork elf goodies sack 1
porquoise 3
porquoise bracelet 1
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porquoise necklace 2
porquoise ring 2
portable corkscrew 89
portable Spacegate 1
possessed top 1
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potion of potency 1
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potted fern 4
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poutine 680
poutine pole 1
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powdered toad horn 1
powdered wig 3
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pr0n legs 48
pr0n m4nic0tti 3
pr0n stir-fry 2
pr0n taco 1
precious piercing post 1
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prehistoric spear 4
premium malt liquor 13
pressurized potion of perception 1
pretty bouquet 11
pretty flower 171
Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit 10
primitive alien booze 1
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prismatic wad 6
probability potion 142
procrastination potion 81
Professor What T-Shirt 1
projectile icemaker 1
prosthetic forehead 13
prussian cathouse 4
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psychokinetic energy blob 1
Psychotic Train wine 1
pteruges 1
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puce plastic oyster egg 3
puce polka-dot oyster egg 6
puce striped oyster egg 3
puff of smoke 51
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pulled porquoise pendant 1
pulled porquoise ring 1
pumpkin 4
pumpkin bomb 1
pumpkinhead mask 1
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purple snowcone 7
purple-frosted astral cupcake 3
Putrid Pendant 1
pygmy briefs 1
pygmy nose-bone 1
quadroculars 1
quantum polarity inducer 5
questionable taco 5
Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 4
rabbit punch 1
rack of dinosaur ribs 1
Radberry Rip wine cooler 1
radiator heater shield 1
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radioactive spider venom 1
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rag doll 4
Raggedy Hippy doll 3
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ram stick 3
Ram's Face Lager 84
ram-battering staff 1
raspberry 2
raspberry beret 2
rat appendix 202
rat appendix kabob 22
rat appendix stir-fry 10
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rat scrapple 1
rat tooth polish 1
ratarang 9
ratgut 267
ratini 30
ratskin belt 1
rattail whip 1
rave whistle 11
ravioli della hippy 10
ravioli hat 62
raw turkey 1
razor-sharp can lid 13
razor-tipped yo-yo 1
really dense meat stack 6
Really Expensive Jewelry and You 1
really really sticky spider web 1
really sticky spider web 2
recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity 2
recording of Chorale of Companionship 3
recording of Prelude of Precision 5
recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 3
red balloon 2
red button 1
red drunki-bear 1
red eye 1
red paisley oyster egg 4
red pixel 26
red pixel potion 25
red plastic baby 2
red plastic oyster egg 2
red polka-dot oyster egg 5
red potion 2
Red Rover BB gun 4
red silk skirt 1
red snowcone 26
red striped oyster egg 4
Red X Shield 1
redrum 5
reflection of a map 2
refrigerated biohazard container 1
Regular Cloaca Cola 5
reinforced beaded headband 2
reinforced furry underpants 1
reodorant 19
repeating crossbow 1
resolution: be feistier 1
resolution: be kinder 1
resolution: be luckier 2
resolution: be more adventurous 1
resolution: be sexier 1
resolution: be smarter 1
resolution: be stronger 1
resolution: be wealthier 1
Retenez L'Herbe Paté 3
returned Thinknerd package 1
rewinged stab bat 1
rhesus monkey 201
rhinestone cowboy shirt 2
rice bowl 1
ridiculously huge sword 40
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 7
right half of a heart necklace 1
ring of adornment 2
ring of aggravate monster 16
ring of cold resistance 1
ring of conflict 1
Ring of Fire 1
ring of fire resistance 1
ring of gain strength 1
ring of half-assed regeneration 11
ring of increase damage 6
ring of teleportation 1
Ring of the Sewer Snake 1
ring setting 6
roasted marshmallow 592
roboduck-on-a-string 1
robotronic egg 22
rock 49
Rock and Roll Legend 2
Rock Pops 48
rockin' wagon 12
rockin' wagon with a fly in it 2
rocky raccoon 5
rodeo whiskey 1
roll in the hay 23
roll of drink tickets 1,577
roll of Hob-Os 1
roll of toilet paper 31
rolling pin 3
Roman sadnals 1
Roo trading card 1
rose 1
round green sunglasses 1
round purple sunglasses 2
royal jelly 6
royal jelly taco 1
rubber axe 5
rubber band gun 1
rubber cape 1
rubber emo roe 46
rubber gloves 1
rubber nubbin 1
rubber ribcage 2
rubber spatula 3
rubber spider 1
rubber WWBD? bracelet 2
rubber WWJD? bracelet 6
rubber WWSPD? bracelet 4
rubber WWtNSD? bracelet 1
ruby W 69
rum and cola 4
rum barrel charrrm bracelet 1
rusty bonesaw 1
rusty broken diving helmet 2
rusty compass 2
rusty diving helmet 1
rusty grave robbing shovel 13
rusty hedge trimmers 11
rusty metal key 3
rusty metal ring 17
rusty metal shaft 3
rusty old lantern 1
rusty piece of rebar 1
rusty porthole 2
rusty rivet 1
rusty speargun 1
rusty valve wheel 1
s'more 203
sabre teeth 15
sabre-toothed lime cub 2
sack of doorknobs 6
safarrri hat 2
sake bomb 1
salacious crumbs 1
salamander slurry 1
salamander spleen 5
salty dog 13
salty slug 5
sandcastle 2
sangria 1
sauce of the ages 2
saucepan 52
sausage pizza 34
savory crossbow 1
savory staff 1
savory sword 1
savoy truffle 2
sawblade fragment 1
scary death orb 1
scented massage oil 1
scorpion whip 2
scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker 3
screwdriver 3
screwing pooch 2
scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil 2
scroll of drastic healing 216
scroll of pasta summoning 25
scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff 1
scroll of Puddingskin 1
scrumdiddlyumptious solution 3
scrumptious reagent 417
sea blueberry 1
sea grease 1
seal tooth 19
seal-blubber candle 2
seal-brain elixir 1
seal-clubbing club 31
seal-skull helmet 6
seal-toothed rock 1
seaweed 1
secret blend of herbs and spices 26
security flashlight 4
seegar butt 1
Senior Mints 7
sensitive poetry journal 1
Sensual Massage for Creeps 1
sequined fez 2
Serenity trading card 1
serpentine sword 1
serum of sarcasm 3
servomechanical torsion facilitator 1
set of jacks 2
severed rocking horse head 1
sewer nuggets 69
sewer snake 4
sewing kit 1
shamanic beads 1
shard of double-ice 1
shark cartilage 2
shark jumper 2
shark tooth necklace 2
shaving cream 40
sheet cake 2
shingle 7
shining goblet 4
shiny butcherknife 1
shiny hood ornament 1
shiny ring 33
shiny stones 38
shiny tribal beads 1
shirt kit 1
shock collar 11
Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip 4
shot of flower schnapps 3
shot of grapefruit schnapps 4
shot of orange schnapps 6
shot of tomato schnapps 4
shuddering cow skull 1
shuddersword 1
silver shrimp fork 1
silver tongue charrrm 1
silver tongue charrrm bracelet 1
sinewy crossbow string 1
Sinful Desires 1
six pack of Mountain Stream 3
six-armed sweater 1
six-rainbow shield 3
sk8board 6
skeleton bone 37
skeleton key 25
skeleton key ring 4
skewer 8
skewer-mounted razor blade 24
skewered cat appendix 2
skirt / kilt kit 8
skull of the Bonerdagon 1
skull-shaped Crimboween cookie 7
slap and tickle 20
slap and tickle with a fly in it 1
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sleaze powder 1
sleaze wad 1
sleazy and sour sauce 1
sleazy fairy gravy 1
sleazy hi mein 76
sleeping snowy owl 26
sleeping stocking 1
sleeping wereturtle 2
slick fish meat 2
slightly peevedbow 3
slime convention pin 1
slimy fermented bile bladder 3
slingshot 8
slip 'n' slide 23
Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags 1
small box 8
small leather glove 4
Small Medium 1
smart skull 28
smile-sharpening stone 1
smiling rat 4
smoky potion 135
smoldering staff 1
SMOOCH soda 10
smut orc keepsake box 3
snake 50
snake shield 2
snarling wolf shield 2
Sneaky Pete's breath spray 6
Sneaky Pete's key lime pie 3
snifter of thoroughly aged brandy 18
snorkel 4
snow fort 1
Snow Queen Crown 30
snowboarder pants 19
soap knife 1
sock garters 1
sock monkey 108
soda water 953
soft green echo eyedrop antidote 518
soggy wofl t-shirt 1
solid asbestos box 1
solid baconstone earring 1
solid baconstone necklace 1
solid baconstone ring 1
solid chrome box 1
solid gold bowling ball 3
solid gold pegleg 1
solid linoleum box 1
solid state loom 1
sonar-in-a-biscuit 176
Source essence 3,360
Source shades 1
Source terminal ASHRAM chip 1
Source terminal DIAGRAM chip 1
Source terminal file: compress.edu 1
Source terminal file: cram.ext 1
Source terminal file: dram.ext 1
Source terminal file: duplicate.edu 1
Source terminal file: familiar.ext 1
Source terminal file: gram.ext 2
Source terminal file: portscan.edu 1
Source terminal file: pram.ext 1
Source terminal file: spam.ext 1
Source terminal file: turbo.edu 1
Source terminal INGRAM chip 1
Source terminal SCRAM chip 1
Source terminal TRIGRAM chip 2
souvenir ski t-shirt 7
soylent staff 2
Space Baby children's book 1
Space Tourist Phaser 2
Space Tours Tripple 9
spade necklace 1
spaghetti con calaveras 1
spaghetti cult mask 1
spaghetti cult rosary 2
spaghetti with ghost balls 1
spaghetti with rock-balls 1
spaghetti with Skullheads 7
Spam Witch sammich 43
spandex anniversary shorts 1
sparkler 51
special sauce glove 2
spectral axe 1
spectral pickle 10
SPF 451 lip balm 1
sphygmomanometer 3
spice melange 1
spiced rum 1
spices 23
spicy bean burrito 5
spicy enchanted bean burrito 2
spicy jumping bean burrito 1
spicy mushroom quesadilla 1
spicy noodles 1
spider web 15
spiked femur 7
spiky turtle shoulderpads 1
Spirit Precipice 1
sponge cake 1
sponge helmet 1
spongy shield 1
spooky alphabet block 4
spooky and sour sauce 1
spooky bark 1
spooky bicycle chain 2
spooky cosmetics bag 2
spooky eggnog 12
spooky eyeliner 2
spooky hi mein 5
spooky hockey mask 6
spooky length of string 1
spooky lipstick 2
spooky lo mein 1
spooky mushroom 251
spooky mushroom wine 1
spooky music box mechanism 1
spooky nuggets 2
spooky pirate skeleton 14
spooky powder 1
spooky scarecrow 3
spooky shroomkabob 1
spooky shrunken head 6
spooky sound effects record 7
spooky staff 3
spooky stick 46
spooky stir-fry 1
Spooky Surprise Egg 30
spooky wad 2
Spooky-Gro fertilizer 50
spoon! 1
spork 11
spray paint 67
spring 24
sprocket 14
sprocket assembly 2
square CRIMBCOOKIE 1
square sponge pants 1
squashed frog 47
Squat-Thrust Magazine 3
squeaky staff 1
squirming egg sac 2
St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket 77
stale baguette 5
stalk of asparagus 11
standard-issue cupcake 1
star 97
star boomerang 1
star buckler 8
star chart 22
star crossbow 2
star hat 4
star pants 2
star shirt 1
star spatula 1
Star Spawn 2
star staff 5
star starfish 2
star stiletto 1
star sword 1
star throwing star 1
starchy crossbow 1
starchy staff 1
starchy sword 1
Steal This Candy 1
Steam Card: Meteoid (#1) 1
steamy ruby 1
stench and sour sauce 1
stench nuggets 2
stench powder 1
stench wad 2
Stephen's secret formula 1
sterno-flavored Hob-O 1
stick 43
stick of "gum" 2
stick-on eyebrow piercing 5
stick-on-a-string 5
sticky meat kilt 2
sticky meat pants 9
sticky meat skirt 1
stinky hi mein 6
stinky mushroom 2
stinky mushroom wine 1
stolen accordion 29
stolen meatpouch 1
stolen necklace 1
stolen office supplies 408
stolen sushi 1
stone banjo 1
stone frisbee 1
stone of eXtreme power 32
stone turtle 2
stone wool 26
Stooper 1
straw hat 1
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strawberry daiquiri 39
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strawberry-flavored Hob-O 1
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stringy sinew 42
Strix stix 2
strongness elixir 33
studded leather boxer shorts 2
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stuffed angry cow 14
stuffed astral badger 9
stuffed baby gravy fairy 11
stuffed Baron von Ratsworth 2
stuffed can of asparagus 10,006
stuffed carpenter 1
stuffed Cheshire bitten 15
stuffed cocoabo 14
stuffed dodecapede 8
stuffed doppelshifter 36
stuffed flaming gravy fairy 8
stuffed frozen gravy fairy 9
stuffed ghuol whelp 5
stuffed gray blob 1
stuffed hand turkey 12
stuffed key 4
stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech 6
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stuffed Meat 2
stuffed mind flayer 12
stuffed mink 1
stuffed Mob Penguin 2
stuffed monocle 3
stuffed ninja snowman 2
stuffed sabre-toothed lime 1
stuffed scary death orb 10
stuffed shoulder parrot 5
stuffed sleazy gravy fairy 7
stuffed snowy owl 6
stuffed spooky gravy fairy 10
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stuffed stab bat 3
stuffed stinky gravy fairy 10
stuffed teddy butler 1
stuffed tin of caviar 1
stuffed treasure chest 1
stuffed undead elbow macaroni 7
stuffed yeti 3
stuffed yo-yo 1
stuffed zmobie 2
stuffing 5
stunt nuts 40
sturdy cane 1
sturdy sword hilt 1
styrofoam crossbow 1
styrofoam ore 1
styrofoam staff 1
styrofoam sword 1
succulent marrow 2
sucky decal 14
suede shortsword 5
Sugar Cog 3
sugar-coated pine cone 4
suggestive strozzapreti 1
Summer Nights 1
sunken chest 52
suntan lotion of moxiousness 34
Super Magic Power Sword X 1
Super Weight-Gain 9000 1
super-spiky hair gel 116
super-strong air freshener 1
Supernova Champagne 4
support cummerbund 3
supportive bra 69
swashbuckling pants 4
Swedish massage fish 2
sweet ninja sword 14
sweet rims 16
swirly potion 97
Swizzler 8
sword behind inappropriate prepositions 1
sword hilt 4
sword of static 1
synthetic marrow 5
T.U.R.D.S. Key 2
t8r tots 6
taco shell 288
tail o' nine cats 1
Tales from the Fireside 1
tamarind-flavored chewing gum 9
tambourine 2
tambourine bells 12
tangarita 1
tangerine 1
tangled mass of creepy pasta 1
tap shoes 5
targeting chip 10
tarrrnish charrrm 1
tarrrnished charrrm bracelet 1
tasket 4
tassel 18
Tasty Fun Good rice candy 91
tasty tart 3
tattered scrap of paper 12
teddy bear 6
teddy bear sewing kit 7
teddy borg 2
teeny-tiny ninja stars 8
teflon swim fins 2
Telltale™ rubber heart 1
ten-leaf clover 65
tenderizing hammer 5
teqiwila 1
teqiwila slammer 3
tequila grenade 1
tequila sunrise 3
tequila sunset 6
tequila with training wheels 11
Texas tea 1
that gum you like 6
The Big Book of Pirate Insults 1
The Cooler Out of Space 1
the funk 4
The Grand Poo-Bah trading card 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 1
The Lot's engagement ring 1
the most dangerous bait 1
The Necbronomicon 1
The Ring 1
The Snake trading card 1
thermos full of Knob coffee 1
thermos of brew 1
thin black candle 1,330
Third Base 3
third-hand lantern 2
Thorny Toad trading card 1
thought balloon 3
three-tiered wedding cake 6
Tickle-Me Emilio 1
Tiger-lily's milk 6
Tiki lighter 1
time's arrow 1
tin cup of mulligan stew 1
tin magnolia 1
tiny balloon knife 10
tiny barrel 1
tiny bottle of absinthe 1
tiny bust of Pallas 1
tiny dancer 2
tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg 3
tiny die-cast blade a-spinning 2
tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory 3
tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree 1
tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer 3
tiny die-cast factory worker elf 9
tiny die-cast Father Crimborg 4
tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf 4
tiny die-cast golden ring 2
tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer 4
tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer 7
tiny die-cast middle-management elf 6
tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf 2
tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg 2
tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer 6
tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer 6
tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf 3
tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming 2
tiny die-cast Swiss hen 1
tiny die-cast turtle mech 2
tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo 1
tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer 5
tiny fly glasses 1
tiny house 658
tiny knife and fork 9
tiny makeup kit 1
tiny maracas 11
tiny Mountie hat 9
tiny ninja sword 1
tiny nose-bone fetish 3
tiny plastic 11 Dealer 1
tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf 6
tiny plastic accordion thief 2
tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear 29
tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll 3
tiny plastic angry bugbear 3
tiny plastic angry goat 7
tiny plastic angry space marine 27
tiny plastic anime smiley 2
tiny plastic apathetic lizardman 1
tiny plastic astronomer 1
tiny plastic Axe Wound 1
tiny plastic baby gravy fairy 4
tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth 3
tiny plastic barrrnacle 2
tiny plastic batbugbear 28
tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type 16
tiny plastic beanbat 5
tiny plastic bee swarm 25
tiny plastic beebee gunners 21
tiny plastic Beebee King 13
tiny plastic beebee queue 34
tiny plastic Beelzebozo 1
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