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Display Case for Galapagos James (#762374)

This player is ranked #434 for Most Total Items with a total of 394,241 items.
This player is ranked #63 for Most Unique Items with a total of 6,775 items.

This player is a member of the clan InnArcana.

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Galapagos James (#762374)

This player has 6,775 unique items and 394,241 total items in his/her display case.

	Item	Quantity
	"caramel" orange	2
	"DRINK ME" potion	398
	"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt	4
	"KICK ME" sign	45
	"meat" stick	209
	Überraschthexengebräu	4
	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	4
	1-ball	23
	11-leaf clover	7
	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	14
	1952 Mickey Mantle card	57
	2-ball	32
	20-lb can of rice and beans	61
	25-meat staff	1
	3-ball	38
	30669 scroll	168
	33398 scroll	120
	334 scroll	165
	37x37x37 puzzle cube	192
	4-ball	24
	4-d camera	7
	4-dimensional fez	5
	4-dimensional guitar	24
	4:20 bomb	1
	5-ball	35
	5-hour acrimony	2
	6-ball	32
	668 scroll	1
	7-ball	28
	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	29
	7-inch discus	2
	8-ball	162
	8-billed baseball cap	2
	8-bit banana	6
	9-ball	1
	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
	a butt tuba	23
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	2
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
	A Light that Never Goes Out	7
	a little sump'm sump'm	37
	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
	abandoned candy	3
	abominable blubber	21
	abominable snowcone	117
	absentee voter ballot	3
	abstraction: action	162
	abstraction: category	138
	abstraction: certainty	3
	abstraction: motion	1
	abstraction: perception	128
	abstraction: purpose	136
	abstraction: sensation	166
	abstraction: thought	157
	Abuela Crimbo's special magnet	1
	Abyssal ember	1
	acceptable bagel	33
	accidental cider	55
	accidental mutton	6
	accord ion	8
	accordion file	2
	Accordion of Jordion	1
	accordionoid rocca	9
	acid-squirting flower	39
	acoustic guitarrr	8
	actual reality goggles	87
	actual tapas	133
	adder	73
	adder bladder	103
	adhesive tape dolly	1
	adorable seal larva	3
	aerated diving helmet	1
	Affirmation Cookie	38
	affordable teak perch	1
	Afternoon Delight	454
	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	5
	Agitated Turkey	2
	agnolotti arboli	2
	agua de vida	91
	Aiolion	1
	airblaster gun	71
	airborne mutagen	53
	alarm accordion	3
	albatross necklace	1
	Aldebaran sardines	1
	Alewife™ Ale	82
	Alice's Army Alchemist	2
	Alice's Army Bowman	2
	Alice's Army Cleric	1
	Alice's Army Coward	1
	Alice's Army Dervish	1
	Alice's Army Guard	2
	Alice's Army Halberder	3
	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
	Alice's Army Horseman	2
	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	2
	Alice's Army Martyr	1
	Alice's Army Ninja	1
	Alice's Army Nurse	2
	Alice's Army Page	1
	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
	Alice's Army Sniper	1
	Alice's Army Spearsman	2
	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
	Alice's Army Wallman	2
	alien animal goo	14
	alien autoautopsy kit	12
	alien drugs	38
	alien force field disruptor bean	11
	alien hologram projector	4
	alien meat	57
	alien plant goo	13
	alien protein powder	24
	alien sandwich	2
	alien source code printout	2
	alien source code printout (used)	1
	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
	all-purpose cleaner	123
	almost-dead walkie-talkie	287
	alpha-mail pants	2
	alphabet gum	46
	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	6
	Amanitee	1
	amber aviator shades	2
	Ambitious Turkey	26
	ammonite candy mold	1
	ammonite fossil	21
	Amnesiac Ale	2
	amok pudding	16
	amok putter	3
	Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes	1
	amulet of extreme plot significance	40
	Amulet of Perpetual Darkness	1
	Amulet of Yendor	185
	ancient calendar fragment	1
	ancient Elf dessert spoon	4
	ancient frozen dinner	39
	ancient ice cream scoop	23
	ancient Magi-Wipes	181
	ancient meat	5
	ancient medicinal herbs	9
	ancient oil painting of yourself	4
	ancient pills	26
	ancient poisoned dart	118
	Ancient Protector Soda	7
	ancient protein powder	108
	Ancient Saucehelm	8
	ancient spice	38
	ancient stone fist	23
	ancient stone head	18
	ancient turtle shell	2
	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	7
	ancient vinyl coin purse	13
	anemone nematocyst	19
	anemone sauce	31
	Angelhair Culottes	5
	angry agate	71
	Angry Farmer candy	557
	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	6
	angst burger	2
	animal part cracker	5
	Ankh of Badahnkadh	9
	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
	anniversary burlap belt	1
	anniversary chutney sculpture	2
	anniversary concrete fedora	1
	anniversary safety glass vest	1
	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
	annoying pitchfork	20
	ant agonist	68
	ant hoe	6
	ant pick	3
	ant pitchfork	6
	ant rake	5
	ant sickle	4
	anti-anti-antidote	96
	anticheese	139
	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	8
	antique accordion	7
	antique bottle of cough syrup	7
	antique bottle opener	2
	antique Canadian lantern	1
	antique greaves	52
	antique hand mirror	29
	antique helmet	46
	antique machete	16
	antique nutcracker beard	1
	antique nutcracker boots	1
	antique nutcracker cape	1
	antique nutcracker drumstick	1
	antique nutcracker epaulets	1
	antique nutcracker hat	1
	antique nutcracker pants	1
	antique nutcracker sword	1
	antique nutcracker waistcoat	1
	antique packet of ketchup	49
	antique painting of a landscape	4
	antique pair of blue jeans	2
	antique record album	53
	antique shield	55
	antique souvenir drawing	2
	antique spear	42
	antique spyglass	8
	aquamariner's ring	1
	Argarggagarg's fang	4
	arm buzzer	1
	armgun	54
	armored prawn	1
	around the world	42
	Arrow (+1)	1,067
	arrowgram	40
	arrrgyle socks	4
	artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	14
	artisanal limoncello	13
	asbestos apron	4
	asbestos crossbow	2
	asbestos helmet turtle	1
	asbestos ore	231
	asbestos staff	1
	asbestos stick	31
	asbestos sword	6
	asbestos sword hilt	13
	asbestos thermos	25
	ASCII fu manchu	3
	ASCII shirt	8
	ash soda	1
	Asleep in the Cemetery	8
	asparagus knife	17
	asparagus lo mein	1
	assassin's cheese knife	23
	asshat	3
	asteroid belt	1
	astral mushroom	3
	astronaut ice-cream	1
	astronaut pants	2
	Atomic Comic	1
	atomic vector plotter	2
	attention spanner	2
	attorney's badge	31
	augmented-reality shades	3
	Aura Libre	6
	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
	autocalliope	11
	automa-bot parts	2,844
	automatic catapult	1
	automatic wine thief	1
	autumn breeze	149
	autumn dollar	67
	autumn leaf	151
	autumn years wisdom	140
	autumn-spice donut	373
	autumnal aegis	1
	AutumnFest ale	137
	autumnic balm	1
	autumnic bomb	1
	awful poetry journal	306
	Aye Aye	2
	Aye Aye, Captain	3
	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	6
	Azurite	439
	bätzle	1
	baby killer bee	17
	baby oil shooter	9
	backwoods screwdriver	49
	bacon bath ball	6
	baconstone	5
	baconstone bracelet	3
	baconstone earring	1
	baconstone pendant	1
	baconstone ring	1
	baconstone-handled sixgun	1
	bad rum and good cola	1
	bad vibroknife	1
	bad-ass club	1
	badass belt	190
	badass pie	3
	badge of authority	9
	bag of airline peanuts	181
	bag of bones	1
	bag of Cheat-Os	61
	bag of foreign bribes	1
	bag of GORF	131
	bag of GORP	497
	bag of grain	9
	bag of gross foreign snacks	99
	bag of lard	14
	bag of park garbage	193
	bag of pygmy blood	62
	bag of QWOP	126
	bag of random words	13
	bag of sausage links	71
	bag of unfinished business	2
	bag of W&Ws	73
	baggie of powdered sugar	17
	baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	2
	Baja sopapilla	9
	baked stuffing	2
	balaclava	2
	balaclava baklava	3
	ball	33
	ball-in-a-cup	1
	ballast turtle	25
	balloon helmet	2
	balloon monkey	3
	balloon shield	1
	balloon sword	3
	ballpark hot daub	1
	ballroom blintz	62
	bamboo bokuto	1
	banana	263
	banana candle	192
	banana cream pie	1
	banana daiquiri	1
	banana milkshake	1
	banana peel	43
	banana smoothie	1
	banana split	20
	banana spritzer	1
	banana supersucker	1
	bananagate	67
	bananarama bangle	1
	Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental	5
	baneful bandolier	1
	Bangyomaman battle juice	3
	banjo kazoo mount	4
	banjo strings	1
	bar of freeze-dried water	72
	bar skin	40
	bar whip	1
	barbed-wire fence	95
	bargain flash powder	24
	baritone accordion	10
	bark beret	1
	bark boxers	1
	bark bracelet	1
	bark rootbeer	15
	barnacled barrel	6
	Barney's rake	8
	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	6
	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	21
	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	3
	barrel beryl	19
	barrel beryl choker	1
	barrel beryl nose ring	1
	barrel beryl ring	1
	barrel cracker	245
	barrel gun	71
	barrel pickle	266
	barrel-aged eggnog	1
	barrel-aged martini	496
	barrelhead	1
	barrrnacle	47
	barskin buckler	1
	barskin cloak	2
	barskin hat	1
	barskin loincloth	1
	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	20
	Barulio's bottle	3
	basaltamander tongue	36
	baseball	40
	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
	Bash-Ōs cereal	17
	basic martini	7
	basic meat spork	1
	bat guano	73
	bat haggis	2
	bat hat	1
	bat whip	1
	bat wing	196
	bat wing kabob	1
	bat wing stir-fry	1
	bat-ass leather jacket	2
	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	9
	batarang	13
	batblade	29
	batgut	226
	bath ball gift set	9
	batskin belt	90
	battered Crimbo Crate	406
	battered hubcap	1
	battered old top-hat	1
	battery (9-Volt)	45
	battery (AA)	62
	battery (AAA)	56
	battery (car)	36
	battery (D)	40
	battery (lantern)	8
	Battlie Light Saver	51
	bauxite beret	6
	bauxite bow-tie	4
	bauxite boxers	5
	bazookafish bubble gum	92
	Beach Buck	148
	beach glass bead	65
	bean burrito	61
	beanbag chair	2
	bear claw	18
	beard incense	78
	beastly paste	10
	beaten-up Chucks	4
	beaver spear	2
	beavermouth	10
	bed of coals	2
	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	3
	beefy fish meat	232
	beefy pill	105
	beer basted brat	2
	beer bomb	274
	beer bong	65
	beer cartilage	11
	beer goggles	2
	beer helmet	89
	beer lens	12
	beer-a-pult	2
	beer-battered accordion	9
	beer-scented teddy bear	20
	beer-soaked mop	13
	beertini	73
	beery blood	3
	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
	beetle antenna	17
	begpwnia	31
	beholed bedsheet	2
	beige clambroth marble	2
	Beignet Milgranet	6
	bejeweled cufflinks	13
	bejeweled pledge pin	102
	belemnite candy mold	1
	belemnite fossil	43
	bellhop bell	2
	bellhop's hat	30
	Belt of Howling Anger	4
	Ben-Gal™ Balm	16
	bent scrap metal	103
	berries of suffering	2
	berry-infused sake	4
	Better Than Cuddling Cake	6
	bewitching boots	1
	bezoar ring	1
	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	3
	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	5
	BGE merchandise order form	47
	BGE pocket calendar	5
	BGE shotglass	18
	BGE temporary tattoo	2
	BGE tiny plastic toy	3
	bi-lateral logic compressor	3
	Bicycle	1
	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	3
	big bad voodoo mask	10
	big bass drum	43
	big boom	19
	big bumboozer marble	1
	big bundle of chamoix	13
	Big Candy's tophat	1
	big dribbly candle	14
	big glob of skin	3
	big hot pepper	215
	Big Punk	6
	big red button	2
	big red clown nose	32
	big rock	107
	big slimy cyst	2
	big stick	4
	big tun	3
	bigger stick	2
	bilge wine	163
	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
	bindlestocking	16
	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
	bird rib	12
	birdbone corset	8
	birdybug antenna	16
	bishop cookie	3
	Bit O' Ectoplasm	36
	Bit O' Quail Spleen	3
	bit of clingfilm	18
	bit-o-cactus	68
	bite-me-red lipstick	136
	bitter pill	1
	BitterSweetTarts	54
	BittyCar HotCar	1
	BittyCar SoulCar	1
	black & tan	16
	Black and White Apron Meal Kit	43
	black and white cracker	4
	black blade	28
	Black Body™ spray	7
	black BRICKO brick	3
	black candy heart	117
	black cherry soda	8
	black cloak	10
	black cowboy hat	1
	black Crimbo ball	1
	black eye shadow	29
	black eyedrops	11
	black facepaint	4
	black forest cake	20
	black forest ham	17
	black friar's tonsure	10
	black gold	20
	black greaves	12
	black helmet	14
	Black Hole	6
	black kettle drum	14
	black label	20
	black magic powder	24
	black mana	6
	Black No. 2	97
	black paisley oyster egg	3
	black pension check	18
	black pepper	30
	black picnic basket	108
	black pixel	1,549
	black plastic oyster egg	10
	black polka-dot oyster egg	4
	black pudding	351
	black sheepskin diploma	5
	black shield	13
	black snake skin	44
	black snowcone	6
	black spot	12
	black striped oyster egg	3
	black sword	13
	black tear	30
	black velvet box	1
	black-and-blue light	358
	blackberry	310
	blackberry combat boots	2
	blackberry galoshes	13
	blackberry moccasins	1
	blackberry polite	5
	blackberry slippers	2
	Blackfly Chardonnay	34
	blammer	1
	blank diary	1
	blank fudge mold	7
	blank prescription sheet	3
	Blatantly Canadian	3
	blended frozen swill	2
	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	5
	blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail	7
	blind-packed capsule toy	1
	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	173
	Bling of the New Wave	4
	Blizzards I Have Died In	2
	blob of acid	8
	blob of Alphredo™	5
	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	18
	Blood 'n' Plenty	5
	blood and blood	273
	blood kiwi	6
	Blood Light	25
	blood of the Wereseal	6
	blood sausage	3
	blood-drive sticker	23
	blood-red mushroom wine	6
	bloodied surgical dungarees	34
	bloodstain stick	37
	bloody beer	14
	bloody clown pants	47
	bloody mary	4
	Bloody Nora	1
	blowdart	22
	blue class ring	92
	Blue Diamond of Honesty	2
	blue grass	38
	blue mana	10
	blue oyster badge	42
	blue paisley oyster egg	4
	blue pixel	2,325
	blue pixel potion	28
	blue plasma ball	517
	blue plastic oyster egg	3
	blue polka-dot oyster egg	3
	blue potion	22
	blue raspberry troll doll	1
	blue ribbon	1
	blue shell	62
	blue snowcone	39
	blue striped oyster egg	1
	blue suede shoes	2
	blue traffic cone	1
	blue tulip	1
	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
	blundarrrbus	6
	blunt cat claw	2
	blunt icepick	1
	Bluzzard	1
	bobcat grenade	1
	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
	body spradium	60
	Bohemian rhapsody	6
	boilermaker	3
	boilgun	1
	boiling broth	34
	boiling hot cocoa	81
	boiling seal blood	11
	bolder boulder	20
	Boltsmann ID badge	5
	bone abacus	26
	bone and arrows	1
	bone aperitif	1
	bone bandoneon	9
	bone bons	4
	bone broth	1
	bone chips	34
	bone collar	1
	bone crusher	1
	bone flour	6
	bone flute	52
	bone meal	1
	bone rattle	3
	Bone's Farm "wine"	21
	boneana hammock	1
	bonedanna	1
	bonerang	1
	Bonerdagon necklace	4
	Bonestabber	1
	boning knife	1
	booby trap	7
	book of facts (dog-eared)	1
	book of matches	36
	boot knife	8
	BOOterfinger	13
	Boots of Twilight Whispers	6
	booty chest charrrm	23
	booze bindle	38
	booze drive button	1
	booze-soaked cherry	23
	boozebomb	1
	Boozehounds Anonymous token	3
	Bordeaux Marteaux	4
	borg sock monkey	6
	boring spaghetti	2
	Boris's key lime	20
	Boris's key lime pie	1
	Boris's ring	4
	borrowed time	4
	Boss Bat bling	3
	Boss Bat britches	85
	bottle of alcohol	96
	bottle of Amontillado	99
	bottle of anís	1
	bottle of antifreeze	18
	bottle of black cat tonic	4
	bottle of Blank-Out	2
	bottle of bubbles	22
	bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon	62
	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	21
	bottle of clam juice	4
	bottle of cooking sherry	81
	bottle of Definit	26
	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	22
	bottle of drinkin' gas	7
	bottle of Evermore	45
	bottle of fire	378
	bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	4
	bottle of fruity "wine"	4
	bottle of gin	950
	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
	bottle of goofballs	258
	bottle of Greedy Dog	2
	bottle of gregnadigne	23
	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	25
	bottle of Lambada Lambic	1
	bottle of laundry sherry	45
	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	23
	bottle of lighter fluid	119
	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	216
	bottle of Mystic Shell	3
	bottle of norwhiskey	15
	bottle of novelty hot sauce	15
	bottle of Old Pugilist	4
	bottle of Ooze-O	64
	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
	bottle of Pete's Sake	8
	bottle of Pinot Renoir	4
	bottle of pirate juice	7
	bottle of popskull	54
	bottle of Professor Beer	4
	bottle of Race Car Red	1
	bottle of Rapier Witbier	3
	bottle of realpagne	2
	bottle of Red-Out	5
	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	2
	bottle of rum	1,686
	bottle of sake	31
	bottle of sea wine	2
	bottle of sewage schnapps	87
	bottle of super-extra-dark rhum	1
	bottle of tequila	731
	bottle of ultravitamins	12
	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	3
	bottle of vodka	573
	bottle of whiskey	1,304
	bottle of wine	61
	bottle opener belt buckle	60
	bottlecap turtle	1
	bottled inspiration	8
	bottled swamp gas	4
	bottoms of the barrel	1
	boulder	34
	Boulevardier cocktail	35
	bounty-hunting rifle	1
	bouquet of circular saw blades	6
	bowl full of jelly	210
	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
	bowl of cottage cheese	325
	bowl of eyeballs	39
	bowl of fishysoisse	4
	bowl of Jeal-O	56
	bowl of maggots	43
	bowl of mernudo	8
	bowl of mummy guts	56
	bowl of petunias	1
	bowl of rye sprouts	1
	Bowl of Scorpions	20
	bowl of Tastee-Wheet™	2
	bowl of topioca	4
	bowling ball	1
	box	134
	box of Dweebs	77
	box of Familiar Jacks	142
	box of Gratitude chocolates	2
	box of hammers	3
	box of Pokëmann band-aids	140
	box of sunshine	16
	box turtle	5
	box-in-the-box	1
	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	2
	boxcar turtle	1
	boxed champagne	18
	boxed wine	530
	Boxing Day Pass	11
	boxing glove	3
	boxing glove on a spring	1
	boxing-glove-in-a-box	2
	Brain Food Pastaco	1
	brain preservation fluid	3
	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	22
	brains casserole	3
	BRAINS shorts	6
	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
	brainy skull	1
	Bram's choker	4
	brass dorsal fin	1
	brass gear	87
	brass stinger	7
	brazen bracelet	1
	bread basket	1
	bread line	6
	bread man	5
	bread mold	1
	bread pie	1
	bread roll	1
	breadchucks	11
	breaded beer	1
	breadwand	1
	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	4
	breakfast mess	225
	breakfast miracle	4
	brick	265
	BRICKO brick	920
	BRICKO bulwark	5
	BRICKO egg	1
	BRICKO eye brick	505
	BRICKO hat	1
	BRICKO pants	2
	BRICKO pearl	3
	BRICKO pyramid	1
	BRICKO python	2
	BRICKO reactor	9
	BRICKO stud	4
	BRICKO sword	1
	BRICKO trunk	1
	briefcase	49
	brigand brittle	314
	Bright Water	18
	brilliant oyster egg	1
	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	2
	broberry brogurt	4
	brocolate brogurt	1
	broken beer bottle	8
	broken carburetor	2
	broken clock	1
	broken glass grenade	1
	broken high-temperature mining drill	24
	broken skull	72
	broken sword	31
	bronze breastplate	9
	bronze handcuffs	1
	bronze polish	17
	bronzed locust	63
	BROS Energy Drink	28
	brown crock marble	4
	brown felt tophat	18
	brown paper bag mask	13
	brown paper pants	12
	brown pirate pants	1
	brown pixel	1,355
	brown sugar cane	134
	Bruno's blessing of Mars	4
	buñuelos Jaliscos	4
	bubble bauble bow	1
	bubble-wrap simulator	1
	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	1
	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	1
	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	1
	bubblegum heart	22
	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
	bubblewrap ore	210
	bubblin' chemistry solution	1
	bubblin' crude	207
	bubbling tempura batter	16
	bubbly potion	80
	bucket of anniversary lard	1
	bucket of fish juice	41
	bucket of honey	72
	bucket of wine	30
	buckler buckle	12
	buckyball	29
	buffalo blade	1
	buffed alien drugs	1
	bug juice	36
	bug paste	2
	bugbear beanie	14
	bugbear bungguard	18
	bugbear detector	1
	bugbear purification pill	2
	Bugbearclaw Donut	7
	bull blubber	8
	bullet-proof corduroys	245
	bum cheek	104
	bumblebee marble	4
	bunch of bananas	9
	bunch of sea grapes	503
	bunch of square grapes	77
	bundle of "fragrant" herbs	1
	bungle in the jungle	1
	bunny liver	193
	buoybottoms	9
	burning newspaper	15
	burnt snowpants	42
	burst hellseal brain	6
	BURT	48
	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	7
	bus pass	19
	Buttery Knob	3
	button rouge	16
	buzzard feather	15
	buzzing mushroom wine	2
	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	12
	C.B.F.G.	1
	C.H.U.M. chum	2
	C.H.U.M. knife	2
	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
	cabooze	2
	cactus fruit	219
	caipifruta	1
	Caipiranha	2
	calle de miel	4
	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
	Camp Scout pup tent	128
	can cannon	1
	can of Adultwitch™	2
	can of Binarrrca	67
	can of black paint	2
	can of Brütalbräu	4
	can of cherry-flavored sterno	4
	can of CRIMBCOLA	6
	can of depilatory cream	3
	can of drain cleaner	11
	can of Drooling Monk	2
	can of fake snow	1
	can of franks 'n' beans	2
	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	5
	can of Impetuous Scofflaw	7
	can of maces	14
	can of Minions-Be-Gone	3
	can of mixed everything	1
	can of Red Minotaur	17
	can of sardines	72
	can of spinach	25
	can of sterno	9
	can of Swiller	28
	can of the cheapest beer	4
	can of V-11	2
	can opener	1
	Can-Can skirt	1
	can-can-in-a-can	4
	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	55
	can-you-dig-it?	5
	Candicaine	4
	candied bolts	4
	candied kobold	76
	candied lime	8
	candied nuts	5
	candied pecan	2
	candied sweet potatoes	3
	candied yams	54
	Candy Alexander	5
	candy brain	65
	candy cane	1,926
	candy cane candygram	1
	candy carrot	2
	candy carrot cake	3
	candy cigarette	35
	candy dog collar	2
	candy dress shoes	9
	candy drive button	1
	candy harmonica	8
	candy knife	9
	candy necktie	12
	candy skeleton	9
	candy stake	12
	cane-mail shirt	1
	cannonball charrrm	30
	cannonbomb	125
	canopic jar	183
	canteen of eggnog	3
	canteen of wine	39
	Cantelope	1
	cap gun	35
	capacitor relay	12
	Caramel	1
	carbon nanotube frame	16
	carbonated soy milk	208
	carbonated water lily	77
	cardboard box turtle	1
	cardboard katana	10
	cardboard ore	235
	cardboard wakizashi	30
	carob brownies	3
	carob cannon	1
	carob chunk cookies	1
	carob chunk noodles	2
	carob chunks	32
	Carpathian longsword	24
	Carpricorn	1
	carrot cake	4
	carrot cake precipice bar	82
	carrot claret	5
	carrot nose	26
	carrot-on-a-stick	1
	carton of rotten eggs	51
	carton of snake milk	48
	cartoon harpoon	40
	cartoon heart	28
	cashew	1
	casino pass	3
	cast	254
	cast-iron legacy paddle	2
	cat appendix	53
	cat o' nine teeth	1
	catfish whiskers	19
	catgut	113
	catgut taco	2
	catskin buckler	1
	catskin cap	1
	Caveman Dan's favorite rock	1
	celestial au jus	2
	celestial carrot juice	3
	celestial olive oil	37
	celestial squid ink	1
	Celsius 233 (singed)	1
	Cement Mixer	2
	cement sandals	3
	censored can label	2
	Centauri fish wine	1
	centipede eggs	56
	centurion helmet	2
	ceramic cerecloth belt	1
	chain-mail monokini	2
	chainsaw chain	2
	Chakra Libre	4
	chakra sludge	1
	chakra-mental wine	1
	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	1
	chamoisole	2
	chaos butterfly	516
	chaos popcorn	1
	charged magnet	2
	charisma potion	21
	Charity's choker	4
	Charleston Choo-Choo	3
	charming flute	22
	Charter: Nellyville	22
	cheap Chinese beer	3
	cheap cigar butt	35
	cheap clip-on ninja tie	2
	cheap elven gloves	5
	cheap plastic blowgun	5
	cheap plastic bottle opener	4
	cheap studded belt	445
	cheap sunglasses	46
	cheap toaster	3
	cheap wind-up clock	5
	Ched	1
	cheer extractor	1
	cheer-o-gram	41
	Cheer-Up soda	61
	cheerful antler hat	2
	cheerful Crimbo sweater	2
	cheerful pajama pants	2
	cheezburger	2
	chef's hat	94
	cherry	427
	Cherry Cloaca Cola	2
	cherry pie	11
	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	4
	chest barrel	1
	chest of "pirate gold"	2
	Chester's cutoffs	1
	Chester's moustache	1
	Chester's sunglasses	1
	chewable paper	144
	chewing gum on a string	26
	ChibiBuddy™ (on)	1
	chicle de salchicha	8
	children of the candy corn	1
	chintzy accordion pin	8
	chintzy disco ball pendant	5
	chintzy noodle ring	4
	chintzy saucepan earring	7
	chintzy seal pendant	7
	chintzy turtle brooch	10
	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	31
	chisel	1
	chitin powder	63
	chitin powder paste	1
	chitinous pod	1
	chlorine crystal	1
	chloroform rag	63
	chlorophyll paste	1
	choco-Crimbot	7
	Choco-Mint patty	56
	chocolate bath ball	2
	chocolate cigar	6
	chocolate covered ping-pong ball	20
	chocolate disco ball	1
	chocolate filthy lucre	309
	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	1
	chocolate leash	1
	chocolate pasta spoon	2
	chocolate saucepan	4
	chocolate seal-clubbing club	5
	chocolate spurs	2
	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	6
	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	2
	chocomotive	8
	chocotini	1
	Choker of the Ultragoth	2
	chopsticks	49
	Chorale of Companionship	1
	chorizo taco	23
	chrome crossbow string	4
	chrome helmet turtle	1
	chrome ore	123
	chrome sword	7
	Chubby and Plump bar	245
	chunk of depleted Grimacite	40
	chunk of hot iron	48
	chunk of rock salt	12
	Churchill	2
	cigar box turtle	76
	cigarette lighter	70
	cinnamon machine oil	106
	cinnamon troll doll	1
	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	6
	Citrus Crush wine cooler	5
	citrus-infused sake	4
	Clara's bell	4
	Claw of the Infernal Seal	3
	clay peace-sign bead	36
	Claybender glasses	15
	clear Russian	2
	clerical automa-core	6
	clingfilm cap	1
	clingfilm slippers	1
	clingfilm tangle	1
	clingfilm trousers	1
	Cloaca Cola Polar	204
	Cloaca grenade	10
	Cloaca-Cola	35
	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	4
	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	23
	Cloaca-Cola helmet	18
	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	8
	Cloaca-Cola shield	19
	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
	Cloak of Dire Shadows	2
	clock-cleaning hammer	1
	clockwork chef-in-the-box	1
	clockwork claws	1
	clockwork clockwise dome	1
	clockwork counterclockwise dome	1
	clockwork doohickey	16
	clockwork key	30
	clockwork sheet	1
	clockwork spine	2
	clockwork sword	1
	clockwork trench coat	1
	clockwork widget	1
	cloning kit	3
	cloudy potion	28
	clove-flavored lip balm	7
	clown hammer	190
	clown shoes	59
	clown skin	91
	clown wig	1
	clownskin belt	1
	clownskin harness	1
	club necklace	9
	club of the five seasons	1
	club sandwich	39
	cluster of hops	111
	clutch of dodecapede eggs	5
	coal contact lenses	23
	coal dust	80
	coal shovel	10
	coarse hemp socks	1
	cob of corn	2
	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	65
	Cobra Bowl	1
	cocktail mushroom	4
	cocktail napkin	100
	cocktail onion	9
	Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used)	1
	cocoa egg	9
	cocoa eggshell fragment	627
	coconut shell	1,461
	cod cape	3
	Codpiece of the Goblin King	2
	coffin lid	21
	cog	258
	Coily™	7
	Coinspiracy	278
	Colander of Em-er'il	4
	cold and sour sauce	1
	cold hi mein	1
	Cold Hots candy	203
	cold jelly	3
	cold mashed potatoes	77
	cold ninja mask	20
	cold nuggets	35
	cold powder	380
	cold seal sweat	31
	cold wad	22
	cold water bottle	53
	cold-filtered water	256
	collapsible baton	1
	collection of tiny spooky objects	67
	cologne of contempt	10
	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	22
	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	6
	colored-light "necklace"	1
	colorful toad	189
	comb jelly	19
	combat fan	11
	Comet Pop	83
	comfy coffin	6
	comfy pillow	20
	commemorative war stein	1
	communal gobstopper	4
	communications windchimes	524
	complex mushroom wine	1
	compounded experience	1
	Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read)	1
	compressed air canister	3
	compression stocking	42
	computronic processing unit	4
	concentrated cooking	57
	concentrated cordial of concentration	5
	concentrated fish broth	3
	concentrated garbage juice	5
	concentrated magicalness pill	15
	concoction of clumsiness	10
	confiscated cell phone	170
	confiscated comic book	219
	confiscated love note	213
	confusing LED clock	143
	conjured ice cream	25
	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	20
	contract enforcement stick	24
	Cookbook of the Damned	10
	cookie cookie	7
	Cool Brunch Pastaco	4
	cool cat claw	4
	cool cat elixir	1
	cool hot cocoa	94
	cool iron ingot	3
	cool jelly donut	3
	cool mint precipice bar	112
	cool mushroom	9
	cool mushroom casserole	2
	cool mushroom wine	3
	cool spore pod	14
	cool whip	51
	cop dollar	5,476
	coping juice	1
	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	9
	copper ha'penny charrrm	21
	cordial of concentration	6
	corn holder	13
	Cornbeefadon	2
	corncob pipe	3
	corned beet	5
	corned-beef Reuben	220
	cornucopia	5
	cornuthaum	57
	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	4
	Corpse Island iced tea	53
	corpse on the beach	45
	corpsebite	7
	corpsedriver	47
	corpsetini	50
	correction fluid	27
	corroded breeches	1
	corrosive cowl	1
	corrupt club of corrupt corruption	1
	corrupted data	188
	corrupted marrow	140
	cosmetic football	16
	Cosmic Calorie	1,644
	costume rental shop	9
	costume sword	5
	cottage	1
	cotton candy bale	65
	cotton candy cone	91
	cotton candy pillow	84
	cotton candy pinch	89
	cotton candy plug	77
	cotton candy skoshe	92
	cotton candy smidgen	96
	Covers-Your-Head	1
	cow poker	15
	crêepy mask	26
	crabsicle	1
	cracker	4
	Cracklin' Oat Bran	12
	cranberries	579
	cranberry cordial	58
	cranberry cylinder	3
	cranberry margarita (brackish)	27
	crappy brain	596
	crappy waiter disguise	42
	crayon shavings	25
	crazy hobo notebook	95
	crazy little Turkish delight	75
	Crazymaker	4
	cream of pointy mushroom soup	3
	cream pie	1
	cream stout	62
	creamsicle	64
	creepy doll head	6
	creepy ginger ale	16
	creepy nursery rhyme	2
	creepy voice box	6
	creepy-ass club	1
	crident	18
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	2
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	2
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	2
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	2
	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
	CRIMBCO mug	442
	CRIMBCO scrip	5
	CRIMBCO wine	38
	CRIMBCOIDS mints	5
	CRIMBCOLOAF	8
	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
	Crimbo candied pecan	624
	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	15
	Crimbo cookie sheet	9
	Crimbo Credit	26
	Crimbo crystal shards	25
	Crimbo dinner	33
	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
	Crimbo Factory surprise box	13
	Crimbo food scraps	36
	Crimbo fudge	731
	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
	Crimbo peppermint bark	363
	Crimbo pie	90
	Crimbo salad	11
	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
	Crimbo train emergency brake	6
	Crimbo training manual	1
	Crimbo tree flocker	1
	Crimbo ukulele	2
	Crimbo wreath	1
	Crimbomega drive chain	1
	Crimbonium fuel rod	103
	Crimbosmopolitan	35
	Crimbot battery	5
	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	2
	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	6
	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	4
	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	2
	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	5
	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	3
	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	4
	Crimbow Rainbo	1
	Crimboween memo	4
	Crimbuccaneer breeches	2
	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	1
	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	2
	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	84
	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	10
	Crimbuccaneer nose ring	1
	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	877
	Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack	2
	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	9
	Crimbuccaneer shirt	18
	Crimbuccaneer tavern swab	1
	Crimbuccaneer tricorn	5
	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
	Crimbuccaneer whale oil	4
	Crimbuck	275
	crossbow string	4
	crotchety pants	1
	crowbar	21
	crowbarrr	28
	Crown of the Goblin King	49
	crown-shaped beanie	2
	crude crudités	4
	crude voodoo doll	14
	crudles	1
	cruelty-free wine	6
	crumpled felt fedora	1
	crunchy brush	236
	crusty hula hoop	9
	crystal belt buckle	1
	crystal Crimbo goblet	1
	crystal Crimbo platter	1
	crystal skeleton vodka	4
	crystal skull	1
	crystalline cheer	2
	crystalline seal eye	1
	CSA all-purpose soap	2
	CSA bravery badge	357
	CSA cheerfulness ration	123
	CSA discount card	120
	CSA fire-starting kit	71
	CSA obedience grenade	490
	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	158
	cube of billiard chalk	4
	cube of ectoplasm	2
	cubic zirconia	7
	cup of infinite pencils	2
	cup of primitive beer	5
	cupcake-in-a-cup	5
	cuppa Activi tea	3
	cuppa Alacri tea	70
	cuppa Boo tea	78
	cuppa Chari tea	51
	cuppa Craft tea	82
	cuppa Cruel tea	4
	cuppa Dexteri tea	81
	cuppa Feroci tea	68
	cuppa Flamibili tea	73
	cuppa Flexibili tea	74
	cuppa Frost tea	84
	cuppa Gill tea	16
	cuppa Impregnabili tea	90
	cuppa Improprie tea	69
	cuppa Insani tea	84
	cuppa Irritabili tea	73
	cuppa Loyal tea	84
	cuppa Mana tea	89
	cuppa Mediocri tea	82
	cuppa Monstrosi tea	79
	cuppa Morbidi tea	83
	cuppa Nas tea	73
	cuppa Net tea	85
	cuppa Neuroplastici tea	83
	cuppa Obscuri tea	49
	cuppa Physicali tea	74
	cuppa Proprie tea	84
	cuppa Royal tea	45
	cuppa Serendipi tea	83
	cuppa Sobrie tea	1
	cuppa Toast tea	68
	cuppa Twen tea	68
	cuppa Uncertain tea	103
	cuppa Vitali tea	70
	cuppa Voraci tea	2
	cuppa Wit tea	84
	cuppa Yet tea	96
	curdflinger	1
	curmudgel	13
	cursed black pearl onion	2
	cursed bottle of black-label rum	2
	cursed bottle of rum	2
	cursed cannonball	5
	cursed dirty joke scroll	4
	cursed piece of thirteen	3
	Cursed Punch	4
	cursed ring finger ring	1
	cursed scrunchie	10
	cursed sea biscuit	4
	cursed voodoo skull	4
	custard pie	47
	cute meteoroid	6
	cute mushroom	27
	cyan seashell	377
	cyborg doll	6
	cyborg stompin' boot	11
	Cycloney	1
	cylindrical mold	38
	cymbal syrup	218
	D roll	82
	d10	1,142
	d12	1,049
	d20	299
	d4	385
	d6	1,087
	d8	1,165
	Dad's brandy	346
	daddy shortlegs leg	12
	Daffy Taffy	135
	Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually	58
	Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting	24
	Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master	34
	Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested	89
	Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart	79
	Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose	64
	Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week	52
	daily dungeon malware	1
	daisy	1
	Daisy's unclean bloomers	4
	damp bar rag	2
	dance card	58
	dancing fan	24
	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	9
	Dark & Starry	4
	dark baconstone ring	1
	dark hamethyst ring	1
	dark potion	255
	daub-breaker	7
	day shortener	1
	day-old beer	7
	deactivated MicroMechaMech	1
	deactivated mini-Trainbot	1
	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
	dead guy's memento	1
	dead guy's watch	68
	dead lights pie	3
	dead meat bun	4
	deadly lampshade	6
	death blossom	88
	debonair deboner	3
	decanter of fine Scotch	8
	decaying goldfish liver	12
	decaying wooden oar	1
	decent brain	1,035
	deck of tropical cards	2
	decomposed boot	14
	decorative fountain	37
	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	37
	deep six-shooter	36
	defective skull	150
	dehydrated caviar	124
	delicious candy	27
	delicious noodles	5
	delicious salad	73
	delicious spicy noodles	2
	delicious star salad	2
	delicious swamp muck	20
	deluxe fax machine	1
	deluxe layer cake	9
	deluxe Neverending Party favor	13
	demon buckler	1
	demon makeup kit	1
	demon skin	98
	demon whip	1
	demon-horned hat	1
	demonic paste	6
	demonic surgical gloves	2
	demonskin jacket	2
	demonskin trousers	1
	denim axe	2
	denim jacket	25
	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	5
	dense meat stack	84
	dense meat staff	1
	dented harmonica	36
	dented spoon	53
	deodorant	67
	depantsing bomb	65
	depleted Crimbonium football helmet	3
	depleted Grimacite grappling hook	1
	depleted Grimacite gravy boat	1
	depleted Grimacite hammer	1
	depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	1
	depleted uranium seal figurine	4
	desiccated apricot	125
	designer handbag	12
	detective roscoe	14
	dethklok	1
	devil hair pasta	1
	deviled egg	28
	devilish folio	4
	dew yoana lei	2
	dew yoana salacious lei	6
	diamond necklace	9
	diamond-studded cane	49
	diamond-studded fronts	1
	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	11
	didgeridooka	267
	Diet Cloaca Cola	2
	dieting pill	1
	digital key lime	23
	digital key lime pie	26
	dilapidated wizard hat	2
	dill	14
	diluted makeup	17
	dinged-up triangle	1
	dingy planks	1
	dinner roll	56
	Dinsey face paint	1
	Dinsey food-cone	5
	Dinsey Whinskey	1
	Dinsey's oculus	1
	dire fudgesicle	45
	dirt julep	1
	dirty hobo gloves	133
	dirty rigging rope	39
	disassembled clover	104
	disbelief suspenders	1
	discarded swimming trunks	4
	Disco 'Fro Pick	5
	disco ball	40
	Disco Banjo	1
	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	11
	disco horoscope (Aries)	16
	disco horoscope (Cancer)	15
	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	7
	disco horoscope (Gemini)	13
	disco horoscope (Leo)	15
	disco horoscope (Libra)	17
	disco horoscope (Pisces)	11
	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	11
	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	16
	disco horoscope (Taurus)	18
	disco horoscope (Virgo)	16
	disco mask	41
	discocktail	100
	disease	123
	disembodied brain	20
	Disgeist	3
	Dish of Clarified Butter	9
	dishrag	12
	disintegrating barrel	5
	disintegrating quill pen	1,011
	disintegrating sheet music	8
	disintegrating spiky collar	9
	displaced fish	55
	disposable instant camera	2
	disposable lighter	2
	distilled fortified wine	23
	distressed denim pants	123
	disturbing fanfic	376
	Divine	1
	divine blowout	102
	divine can of silly string	92
	divine champagne flute	26
	divine champagne popper	24
	divine cracker	29
	divine noisemaker	84
	diving muff	3
	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	62
	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	10
	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	2
	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	10
	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	6
	Doc's Fortifying Wine	1
	Doc's Limbering Wine	9
	Doc's Smartifying Wine	1
	dog ointment	3
	Dogsgotnonoz pills	10
	doll house	1
	doll-eye amulet	1
	dollar-sign bag	91
	dollhive	6
	Dolphin King's crown	7
	donated booze	139
	donated candy	141
	donated food	107
	donkey flipbook	1
	dope gangsta bling-bling	15
	dorky glasses	55
	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
	double daisy	1
	double entendre	4
	double-barreled sling	15
	double-ice box	1
	double-ice britches	1
	double-ice cap	1
	Doublepunchplanter	3
	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	8
	drab sonata	61
	Drac & Tan	4
	drafty drawers	5
	draggin' ball hat	29
	dragon snaps	38
	dragonfish caviar	3
	Dramatic™ range	6
	dread tarragon	5
	dreadful fedora	1
	dreadful glove	1
	dreadful roast	8
	dreadful sweater	1
	dreadlock whip	7
	Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge	1
	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	125
	Dreadsylvanian cold pocket	1
	Dreadsylvanian hot pocket	1
	Dreadsylvanian seed pod	2
	Dreadsylvanian skeleton key	5
	Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket	1
	Dreadsylvanian stink pocket	1
	dream of a dog	1
	dregs of a Crimbo cocktail	65
	dress pants	5
	Dressage	1
	dried face	33
	drink chit	359
	drinks tray	2
	dripping meat crossbow	1
	dripping meat staff	1
	dripping meat sword	1
	drive-by shooting	1
	drive-thru burger	28
	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	8
	droll monocle	13
	drone self-destruct chip	2
	droopy doll eye	5
	drop of water-37	100
	dropped scrap of paper	12
	Drowsy Sword	46
	drum machine	20
	drum of pomade	62
	drum of tommy ammo	1,044
	Drunken Astrophysicist	5
	Drunken Neurologist	4
	Drunken Philosopher	5
	Drunkula's cape	1
	dry cleaning receipt	30
	dry martini	270
	dry noodles	3,890
	dry vodka martini	4
	drywall axe	35
	dubious loincloth	3
	ducha de oro	4
	duct tape	12
	duct tape buckler	1
	duct tape dockers	1
	duct tape fedora	1
	duct tape shirt	2
	duct tape sword	1
	duct tape wallet	1
	dueling banjo	1
	dueling turtle	6
	DUFRESNE Suds	102
	dull fish scale	825
	dumb mud	1
	Dump Truck	3
	dungeon dragon chest	1
	dungeoneer's dungarees	4
	dungeoneering kit	2
	duonoculars	7
	Duskwalker fangs	16
	Duskwalker syringe	46
	Dust bunny	27
	dusty animal cranium	6
	dusty animal jawbone	7
	dusty animal pelvis	10
	dusty animal skull	2
	dusty barrel	4
	dusty bottle of Marsala	112
	dusty bottle of Merlot	166
	dusty bottle of Muscat	111
	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	156
	dusty bottle of Port	156
	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	119
	dusty Crimbo crate	34
	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	9
	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	9
	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	6
	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	12
	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	8
	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	3
	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	11
	dusty first caudal vertebra	10
	dusty first cervical vertebra	8
	dusty first lumbar vertebra	3
	dusty first thoracic vertebra	11
	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	8
	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	9
	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	7
	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	10
	dusty left clavicle	7
	dusty left eighth rib	5
	dusty left eleventh rib	5
	dusty left femur	10
	dusty left fibula	7
	dusty left fifth rib	9
	dusty left first front claw	10
	dusty left first rear claw	8
	dusty left first rib	15
	dusty left fourth front claw	10
	dusty left fourth rear claw	7
	dusty left fourth rib	9
	dusty left humerus	11
	dusty left kneecap	9
	dusty left ninth rib	12
	dusty left radius	3
	dusty left scapula	8
	dusty left second front claw	8
	dusty left second rear claw	4
	dusty left second rib	10
	dusty left seventh rib	5
	dusty left sixth rib	5
	dusty left tenth rib	11
	dusty left third front claw	8
	dusty left third rear claw	8
	dusty left third rib	8
	dusty left thumb	6
	dusty left tibia	13
	dusty left twelfth rib	10
	dusty left ulna	8
	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	6
	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	6
	dusty right clavicle	9
	dusty right eighth rib	15
	dusty right eleventh rib	8
	dusty right femur	6
	dusty right fibula	9
	dusty right fifth rib	7
	dusty right first front claw	8
	dusty right first rear claw	8
	dusty right first rib	9
	dusty right fourth front claw	5
	dusty right fourth rear claw	5
	dusty right fourth rib	9
	dusty right humerus	8
	dusty right kneecap	7
	dusty right ninth rib	10
	dusty right radius	6
	dusty right scapula	10
	dusty right second front claw	4
	dusty right second rear claw	4
	dusty right second rib	6
	dusty right seventh rib	10
	dusty right sixth rib	6
	dusty right tenth rib	10
	dusty right third front claw	11
	dusty right third rear claw	8
	dusty right third rib	4
	dusty right thumb	10
	dusty right tibia	7
	dusty right twelfth rib	9
	dusty right ulna	9
	dusty sacral vertebrae	3
	dusty second caudal vertebra	10
	dusty second cervical vertebra	6
	dusty second lumbar vertebra	6
	dusty second thoracic vertebra	10
	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	17
	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	10
	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	9
	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	8
	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	16
	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	3
	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	6
	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	7
	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	4
	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	11
	dusty third caudal vertebra	11
	dusty third cervical vertebra	15
	dusty third lumbar vertebra	5
	dusty third thoracic vertebra	9
	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	11
	dwarf bread	27
	dwarvish magazine	8
	dwarvish war helmet	1
	dwarvish war kilt	1
	dwarvish war mattock	1
	Dyspepsi grenade	6
	Dyspepsi-Cola	186
	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	18
	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	16
	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	4
	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	20
	eagle feather	50
	eagle's milk	115
	ear candle	163
	ear poison	41
	Earth and Firewater	2
	Earth, Wind and Firewater	2
	easter egg balloon	28
	Eau de Guaneau	13
	eau de mort	5
	Ecto-Cooler	11
	ectoplasm au jus	2
	ectoplasmic orbs	320
	ectoplasmic paste	5
	edible alien plant bit	40
	eel battery	43
	eel sauce	2
	eel skin	4
	eelskin hat	1
	eelskin pants	1
	eelskin shield	1
	eerily silent box	1
	Effermint™ tablets	57
	effervescent potion	105
	eggbeater	8
	eggnog	167
	eggwater	4
	Egnaro berry	1
	Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper	1
	eighth plague	1
	El Sombrero De Lopez	9
	El Vibrato energy spear	1
	El Vibrato helmet	1
	El Vibrato leg guards	1
	El Vibrato power sphere	18
	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	9
	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	7
	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	4
	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	3
	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	4
	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	3
	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	10
	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	12
	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	2
	El Vibrato restraints	2
	El Vibrato translator	1
	Elder Turtle Shell	17
	eldritch alignment spray	6
	eldritch distillate	1
	eldritch dough	12
	eldritch effluvium	6,484
	eldritch elixir	3
	eldritch essence	2
	eldritch extract	3
	Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror	1
	eldritch mushroom	3
	eldritch mushroom pizza	5
	eldritch oil	4
	eldritch rub	7
	eldritch tincture (depleted)	1
	electric copperhead potion	13
	electric crutch	4
	electric mushroom	8
	electric pants	2
	Electric Punch	1
	electric snakebite	15
	electrical thingamabob	1
	electronic dulcimer pants	1
	electronics kit	116
	elegant nightstick	36
	elemental caipiroska	2
	elemental paste	2
	elemental sugarcube	27
	elephant stinger	8
	eleven-foot pole	95
	elevenderizing hammer	1
	elevennis shoes	1
	elevent	1
	Elf Army machine parts	44
	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	40
	Elf Guard broom	3
	Elf Guard clipboard	4
	Elf Guard commandeering gloves	16
	Elf Guard eyedrops	12
	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts	4
	Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used)	1
	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion	6
	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping	4
	Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used)	1
	Elf Guard fuel tank	3
	Elf Guard hangover cure	3
	Elf Guard honor present	10
	Elf Guard hotpants	2
	Elf Guard insignia (general)	6
	Elf Guard insignia (private)	1
	Elf Guard mouthknife	42
	Elf Guard MPC	3,648
	Elf Guard officer's sidearm	27
	Elf Guard patrol cap	3
	Elf Guard payroll bag	3
	Elf Guard red and white beret	1
	Elf Guard safety bear	9
	Elf Guard SCUBA tank	1
	Elf Guard squirtgun	1
	Elf Guard strategic map	7
	Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo	2
	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	93
	Elf Guard war standard	1
	elf ploughshare	1
	Elfin shortbread	2
	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
	Elizabeth's paintbrush	4
	Ellsbury's journal	1
	Ellsbury's journal (used)	2
	Ellsbury's skull	3
	Elmley shades	28
	Elron's Explosive Etude	2
	*elven limbos* gingerbread**	19
	elven cellocello	1
	elven hardtack	1,786
	elven magi-pack	59
	elven medi-pack	202
	elven moonshine	2
	elven socks	4
	elven squeeze	1,025
	elven whittling knife	2
	Elvish delight	41
	Elvish underarmor	1
	embezzler's oil	2
	emergency glowstick	66
	emergency margarita	8
	empty agua de vida bottle	139
	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	111
	empty lava bottle	1
	empty meat tank	35
	En Una Fila Tequila	2
	enchanted barbell	24
	enchanted bean	5
	enchanted bean burrito	67
	enchanted brass knuckles	1
	enchanted fire extinguisher	2
	Enchanted Flyswatter	3
	enchanted handwarmer	4
	enchanted leopard-print barbell	8
	enchanted muesli	51
	Enchanted Plunger	6
	enchanted toothpick	14
	enchantlers	1
	encoder ring	153
	energized spores	523
	Energy Buzz Pastaco	2
	energy drink IV	85
	Engorged Sausages and You	2
	ennui-flavored potato chips	64
	enormous belt buckle	40
	enormous hoop earring	15
	Ent cider	159
	enticing mayolus	3
	epic cluster	14
	epic wad	7
	equal sign	3
	escargotsicle	106
	especially salty dog	1
	essential cameraderie	8
	essential soy	9
	eternal car battery	4
	Event Horizon	5
	Everlasting Deckswabber	8
	Every Day is Like This Sundae	3
	evil golden arch	95
	evil golden arches	2
	evil googly eye	1
	evil teddy bear	10
	evil teddy bear sewing kit	1
	evil-ass club	1
	excitement pill	11
	exclusive club	1
	executive mime flask	15
	exotic jungle fruit	207
	exotic parrot egg	1
	exotic travel brochure	140
	expensive camera	138
	expensive champagne	1
	expensive cigar	1
	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	1
	experimental serum G-9	25
	experimental serum P-00	2
	expired MRE	83
	exploding cigar	1,410
	exploding hacky-sack	13
	explosion-flavored chewing gum	122
	extra time	1
	extra-fancy ring setting	2
	extra-flat panini	119
	extra-greasy slider	19
	extra-grubby grub	75
	extra-large palm-frond toupee	2
	extra-potent gremlin mutagen	2
	extra-see-thru nightie	7
	Extra-slimy Slimosa	2
	extra-spicy bloody mary	9
	extra-strength red potion	41
	extra-strength strongness elixir	34
	extra-toasted half sandwich	1
	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	19
	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
	eXtreme meat staff	1
	eXtreme meat sword	1
	eXtreme mittens	74
	eXtreme nose ring	1
	eXtreme scarf	50
	extremely confusing manual	7
	extremely skinny jeans	9
	extremely slippery nipple	3
	extremely wet T-shirt	8
	Eye Agate	428
	Eye and a Twist	121
	eye of newt	35
	eye of the Tiger-lily	7
	eye-pod	1
	eyebrow lifter	1
	eyedrops of newt	4
	eyedrops of the ermine	6
	eyedrops of the ocelot	8
	eyepatch	133
	f3d0r4	45
	fabric hardener	39
	fabric softener	25
	facehugging alien	5
	facsimile dictionary	7
	faded green protest sign	2
	faded red protest sign	2
	fairy gravy boat	8
	fake blood	12
	fake cocktail	6
	fake fake vomit	216
	fake hand	137
	fake plastic grass	2
	Falcon™ Maltese Liquor	5
	false eyelashes	7
	fancy ball mask	2
	fancy bath salts	325
	fancy beef jerky	2
	fancy beer bottle	27
	fancy beer label	34
	fancy black tie	1
	fancy blue potion	42
	fancy but probably evil chocolate	12
	fancy canapés	1
	fancy chocolate	2
	fancy dress ball	42
	Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square	2
	fancy opera glasses	24
	fancy seashell necklace	2
	fancy tin beer can	137
	fancy tophat	1
	fancy tuxedo pants	1
	Fantasma en la Máquina	9
	FantasyRealm Mage's Hat	14
	FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask	30
	FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm	45
	fat bottom quark	38
	fat stacks of cash	1,568
	Fauna Libre	5
	Faux	1
	FDKOL commendation	2
	FDKOL fire hose	1
	FDKOL hotcakes	100
	FDKOL tattoo	1
	Feliz Navidad	3
	felt	5
	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	43
	fermenting powder	90
	ferret bait	286
	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	12
	festive egg sac	1
	festive holiday hat	4
	festive sausage	2
	fetid feather	65
	Fettris	4
	fettucini Inconnu	6
	Feynman gate	8
	fez of etymology	1
	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	2
	fiery wing	61
	figurine of a charred seal	7
	figurine of a cold seal	75
	figurine of a cute baby seal	1
	figurine of a shadowy seal	24
	figurine of a sleek seal	33
	figurine of a slippery seal	3
	figurine of a stinking seal	8
	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	25
	figurine of an ancient seal	1
	figurine of an armored seal	3
	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	70
	filet of The Fish	2
	filigreed hamethyst earring	2
	filigreed hamethyst necklace	1
	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
	filled mosquito	951
	filth-encrusted futon	2
	filthy armor	18
	filthy child leash	23
	filthy corduroys	104
	filthy knitted dread sack	94
	filthy lucre	1
	filthy pestle	9
	filthy poultice	210
	fine aged cheddarwurst	25
	fine wine	31
	finger cuffs	23
	finger cymbals	11
	finger exerciser	44
	fire	48
	fire ant pheromones	99
	fire axe	1
	fire crackers	1
	fire flower	19
	fire of unknown origin	65
	fire poi	154
	fire-roasted lake trout	85
	fireball	42
	fireclutch	36
	fireman's helmet	1
	fireman's lunch	3
	firemilk	21
	fireproof megaphone	4
	Firewater	5
	first-aid pouch	7
	fish bazooka	2
	fish head	4
	fish juice box	50
	fish stick	1
	fish-liver oil	100
	fishelada	7
	fishy fish	3
	fishy fish casserole	9
	fishy fish lasagna	3
	fistful of ashes	31
	fitness wristband	2
	Fitspiration™ poster	10
	Five Second Energy™	1
	five-fingered fern resin	20
	fixodent	5
	fizzing spore pod	37
	fizzy potion	112
	flame orb	1
	flamin' bindle	4
	Flamin' Whatshisname	23
	Flaming Caipiranha	7
	flaming cardboard sword	1
	flaming crutch	47
	flaming feather	174
	Flaming Knob	3
	Flaming Mohobo	1
	flaming mushroom	18
	flaming mushroom wine	4
	Flaming Sazerorc	5
	flaming sword	19
	flaming talons	40
	Flan	1
	flan del mar	8
	flange	38
	flapper floppers	1
	flapper fly	25
	flaregun	185
	Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory	7
	flashing novelty button	3
	flashy pirate dreadlocks	4
	flask flops	13
	flask of Amontillado	3
	flask of baconstone juice	13
	flask of egggrog	16
	flask of Gnomochloric acid	1
	flask of hamethyst juice	11
	flask of moonshine	1
	flask of porquoise juice	6
	flask of rainwater	65
	flask of tainted mining oil	231
	Flaskfull of Hollow	1,771
	flat cider	1
	flat dough	59
	flat mushroom wine	2
	flavored foot massage oil	547
	flavorless gruel	25
	flayed mind	8
	fleetwood chain	76
	fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	3
	fleshy lump	23
	fleshy putty	11
	flimsy clipboard	13
	flimsy hardwood scraps	2
	flirtatious feather	151
	floaty sand	9
	floral-print skirt	2
	flour cookie	6
	flower petal pie	4
	flowing hippy skirt	21
	fluid of fudge-finding	1
	fluorescent lightbulb	3
	flute of flat champagne	125
	flyest of shirts	2
	Flying Caipiranha	3
	flypaper staff	1
	flytrap pellet	13
	foam dart	772
	foam noodle	1
	foam pistol	4
	foetid seal tear	53
	Fog Murderer	7
	folder (barbarian)	6
	folder (blue)	9
	folder (cyan)	2
	folder (D-Team)	2
	folder (Ex-Files)	1
	folder (green)	9
	folder (holographic fractal)	1
	folder (Knight Writer)	6
	folder (magenta)	1
	folder (rainbow unicorn)	2
	folder (red)	9
	folder (skull and crossbones)	8
	folder (smiley face)	1
	folder (space skeleton)	10
	folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	2
	folder (wizard)	5
	folder (yellow)	1
	food drive button	1
	foolscap fool's cap	59
	foon	1
	foon of fearfulness	1
	foon of fleshiness	1
	foon of foulness	1
	foon of frigidity	1
	foon of fulmination	1
	foot-long hot daub	1
	football helmet	1
	forbidden danish	4
	forbidden sausage	8
	forest canopy bed	2
	forest spirit rattle	1
	forest tears	1
	fortifying hot cocoa	91
	fortune cookie	23
	fossilized necklace	1
	fountain 'soda'	8
	fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	1
	Frankly Mr. Shank	5
	Frat Army FGF	72
	frat brats	19
	frayed rope belt	4
	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	14
	Freddy Kruegerand	151
	free-range mushroom	3
	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	7
	freezerburned ice cube	11
	freezin' bindle	1
	freightcake	8
	French bronilla brogurt	2
	French slippers	1
	freshwater fishbone	62
	freshwater pearl necklace	27
	fricasseed brains	36
	fried air	166
	Friendliness Beverage	92
	friendly cheez blob	6
	Friendly Turkey	4
	frightful feather	81
	frigid air mattress	2
	frigid derringer	39
	frigid fudgepuck	37
	frigid hankyū	22
	frigid mote	3
	frigid ninja stars	324
	Frigid Northern Beans	36
	frigid-ass club	1
	frilly shirt	4
	frilly skirt	71
	frog lip-print	4
	Frogade	7
	Fromage Pinotage	3
	frost flower	60
	Frost™ brand sword	1
	frostbite-flavored Hob-O	2
	frosty halo	2
	Frosty's carrot	1
	Frosty's frosty mug	1
	Frosty's nailbat	1
	Frosty's old silk hat	1
	Frosty's snowball sack	2
	frozen banquet	6
	frozen feather	99
	frozen Mob Penguin	2
	frozen mushroom	37
	frozen nunchaku	56
	frozen shampoo-conditioner	148
	frozen tofu pop	1
	frozen turtle shell	13
	fruit-stuffed rumcake	63
	fruitcake	163
	fruitfilm	11
	fruity girl swill	5
	fruity pebble	23
	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	7
	frying brainpan	1
	Fu Manchu Wax	4
	fudge bunny	3
	fudge cube	1
	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	8
	fudge lily	120
	fudge pocket square	1
	fudge spork	2
	fudge-shaped hole in space-time	3
	fudgecule	1,527
	fudgesicle	1
	Fudgie Roll	1
	full meat tank	1
	fumble formula	4
	Fun-Guy spore	47
	FunFunds™	420
	funhouse mirror	27
	funky dried mushroom	168
	funky eyepatch	16
	funny bone	15
	furniture dolly	41
	furry fur	26
	furry green earmuffs	1
	furry green turtle	3
	furry halo	1
	furry kilt	1
	furry pants	5
	furry pill	13
	furry skirt	1
	fusilli marrownarrow	1
	fusillocybin	2
	future drug: Coolscaline	58
	future drug: Muscularactum	48
	future drug: Smartinex	72
	fuzzbump	3
	Fuzzby	1
	fuzzy busby	14
	fuzzy dice	6
	fuzzy earmuffs	13
	fuzzy montera	9
	Fuzzy Tentacle	3
	ga-ga radio	21
	gaffer's tape	61
	Gaia beads	158
	Galapagosian Cuisses	14
	Game Grid token	1
	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	5
	gamer slurry	1
	gamma nog	3
	ganger bandana	1
	garbage juice slurpee	14
	garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	2
	garish pinky ring	22
	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	14
	gas balloon	185
	gas can	117
	gator shades	30
	gator skin	40
	gatorskin umbrella	62
	Gauntlets of the Blood Moon	2
	gauze garter	671
	gauze hammock	1
	gauze shorts	2
	Gazelleton	1
	gazely stare	1
	gearbox necklace	2
	Gearhead Goo	14
	Genalen™ Bottle	13
	Gene Tonic: Humanoid	1
	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	4
	generic healing potion	14
	generic mana potion	4
	generic restorative potion	39
	Gets-You-Drunk	1
	ghast iron cleaver	1
	ghast iron codpiece	1
	ghast iron Garibaldi	1
	ghast iron heater shield	1
	Ghosprey	1
	ghost accordion	10
	ghost beer	27
	ghost bit	45
	ghost cucumber	14
	Ghost Dog Chow	935
	ghost key	55
	ghost of a necklace	43
	ghost pepper	42
	ghost protocol	6
	ghost thread	7
	ghost toga	19
	ghost trap	41
	ghostly body paint	61
	ghostly dagger	3
	ghostly ectoplasm	337
	ghuol ears	280
	ghuol egg	247
	ghuol egg quiche	2
	ghuol guolash	169
	ghuol-ear kabob	1
	giant artisanal rice peeler	15
	Giant black monolith	1
	giant book of ancient carols	3
	giant breath mint	5
	giant cactus quill	21
	giant candy cane	8
	giant cheesestick	1
	giant clay ashtray	26
	giant designer sunglasses	20
	giant diamond ring	1
	giant discarded bottlecap	43
	giant discarded plastic fork	18
	giant discarded torn-up glove	8
	giant driftwood sculpture	2
	giant foam finger	119
	giant giant moth dust	10
	giant glass of brandy	1
	giant grain of protein powder	7
	giant green gummi ingot	1
	giant gym membership card	12
	giant heirloom grape tomato	20
	giant jar of protein powder	33
	giant marshmallow	27
	giant motorcycle boots	12
	giant moxie weed	30
	giant neckbeard	11
	giant needle	443
	giant pearl	1
	giant penguin keychain	10
	giant pinky ring	47
	giant red gummi bear	2
	giant red gummi ingot	1
	giant safety pin	28
	giant spider leg	3
	giant tube of black lipstick	103
	giant turkey leg	18
	giant yellow gummi bear	3
	giant yellow gummi ingot	1
	giant yellow hat	7
	gibson	33
	gift card	6
	gift-a-pult	2
	gilded ancient cursed chest	1
	gilded ancient cursed key	1
	gilded BRICKO chalice	1
	gilded trumpet	1
	gilt perfume bottle	21
	gimlet	1
	gin and tonic	36
	gin-soaked blotter paper	46
	ginger beer	1
	ginger snaps	19
	gingerbread bugbear	149
	gingerbread gavel	1
	gingerbread hoodie	13
	gingerbread horror	10
	gingerbread house	1
	gingerbread mask	7
	gingerbread mug	14
	gingerbread mutant bugbear	10
	gingerbread nylons	65
	gingerbread pirate	104
	gingerbread restraining order	7
	gingerbread robot	4
	gingerbread smartphone	150
	gingerbread spice latte	2
	gingerbread wine	7
	ginormous pumpkin	1
	giraffe-necked turtle	56
	glacial clock	2
	gladiator tunica	3
	Glamare	1
	glark cable	23
	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	5
	glass casserole dish	4
	glass of baboon milk	50
	glass of bourbon	6
	glass of gnat milk	17
	glass of goat's milk	321
	glass of herbal tequila	36
	glass of raw eggs	51
	glass of warm milk	20
	glass pie plate	1
	glass slipper	1
	gleaming oyster egg	3
	Glenn's golden dice	1
	glimmering great tit feather	24
	glimmering raven feather	15
	glistening fish meat	104
	glistening oyster egg	4
	glistening staff	1
	glittery mascara	21
	Glo-Pop	8
	glob of Blank-Out	1
	glob of cream cheese	11
	glob of enchanted icing	67
	glob of extra-green chlorophyll	10
	glob of green slime	29
	glob of melted wax	19
	glob of salty molasses	11
	glob of spoiled mayo	19
	glob of undifferentiated tissue	152
	globe of Deep Sauce	15
	Globmule	1
	gloomy mushroom wine	2
	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	1
	glow-in-the-dark necklace	45
	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
	glowing esca	1
	glowing fungus	35
	glowing New Age crystal	11
	glowing red eye	115
	glowing spore pod	24
	glowing syringe	7
	Glum berry	1
	glyph of athleticism	17
	gnashing teeth	1
	gnat lasagna	1
	gnatloaf casserole	12
	gnatwing	64
	gnatwing earring	1
	gnauga hide	9
	gnauga hide buckler	2
	gnauga hide chaps	2
	gnauga hide kilt	1
	gnauga hide skirt	1
	gnauga hide vest	2
	gnauga hide whip	2
	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	4
	gnoll lips	31
	gnoll teeth	22
	gnoll-tooth necklace	1
	Gnollish autoplunger	1
	Gnollish Crossdress	4
	Gnollish flyswatter	24
	Gnollish pie server	18
	Gnollish pie tin	3
	Gnollish plunger	14
	Gnollish sangria	1
	Gnollish slotted spoon	21
	Gnollish toolbox	75
	Gnomish sagngria	3
	Gnomish toolbox	2
	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
	go-go potion	44
	Go-Wassail	12
	goat beard	51
	goat cheese	14
	goat cheese pizza	48
	goat cheese taco	2
	goatskin umbrella	22
	gob of wet hair	360
	goblin autoblowgun	11
	goblin hunting spear	5
	goblin paste	3
	goblin water	3
	gold Boozehounds Anonymous token	34
	gold crown	27
	gold lamé pants	9
	gold nuggets	75
	gold skull ring	1
	gold star	51
	gold tooth	6
	gold toothbrush	11
	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	17
	gold wedding ring	7
	golden fleece	1
	golden gum	759
	golden gun	253
	Golden Mean	3
	golden ring	80
	golden tattoo gun	2
	golden twig	1
	good ash	5
	good brain	1,840
	Goodfella contract	860
	gooey lava globs	68
	gooey paste	9
	goofily-plumed helmet	1
	googly eye	25
	gooified animal matter	14
	gooified mineral matter	16
	gooified vegetable matter	3
	Gordon Bennett	2
	Gorillape	1
	goth kid t-shirt	22
	GOTO	569
	goulauncher	1
	gourmet gourami oil	24
	government	13
	government cheese	62
	government per-diem	13
	government requisition form	5
	government-issue identification badge	31
	government-issued night-vision goggles	10
	gr8ps	101
	grain of sand	1,983
	grandfather watch	2
	Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun	1
	grape troll doll	1
	grapefruit	331
	grapes	50
	grass blade	2
	grass clippings	13
	grass hat	2
	grass skirt	2
	grass whistle	1
	Grasshopper	2
	grassy cutlass	8
	Grateful Undead T-shirt	4
	Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	6
	Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled)	6
	Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled)	1
	Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled)	3
	grave robbing shovel	93
	graveyard snowglobe	1
	gravy boat	5
	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	5
	gray bow tie	15
	gray seashell	369
	grease gun	1
	grease trap	22
	greasy desk bell	1
	greasy paste	8
	great old fashioned	1
	Great Older Fashioned	3
	Great Wolf's headband	1
	Great Wolf's left paw	1
	Great Wolf's right paw	1
	Greaves of the Murk Lord	5
	Greek fire	5
	green and red bean	77
	green balloon	1
	green bean casserole	2
	green beer	22
	green BRICKO brick	7
	Green Burlap	5
	green candy heart	64
	green clay bead	796
	Green Clover of Justice	4
	green drunki-bear	1
	Green Giant	3
	green glowstick	9
	green gummi ingot	429
	green mana	13
	Green Manalishi	74
	Green Muslin	2
	green peawee marble	3
	green pill	2
	green pixel	1,673
	green pixel potion	21
	green pixie spog	1
	green rock candy	3
	green seashell	406
	green smoke bomb	34
	green snowcone	109
	Green Velvet	4
	green-iced sweet roll	5
	gremlin juice	25
	gremlin mutagen	5
	grey cube	5
	grey down vest	9
	grilled cheese sandwich	2
	grim fairy tale	2
	grimstone mask	1
	grimy lab coat	5
	grinning turtle	2
	grip key	1
	grisly shell fragment	43
	grisly shield	1
	grody jug	98
	grog	6
	grog nuts	8
	grogpagne	99
	Groll doll	43
	groose grease	8
	groovy prism necklace	1
	groping claw	3
	grouchy restless spirit	90
	groupie spangles	5
	groveling gravel	280
	grubby wool	410
	grue egg	231
	grue egg omelette	1
	grumpy old man charrrm	23
	grungy bandana	15
	grungy flannel shirt	4
	guancertina	6
	guano coffee cup	1
	guard turtle collar	28
	guard turtle shell	135
	guilty sprout	379
	guitar pick	31
	gummi canary	98
	gummi fang	2
	gummi salamander	105
	gummi snake	89
	gummi turtle	145
	Gummi-DNA	6
	Gummi-Gnauga	93
	Gummy Brains	5
	gumshoes	1
	gun cleaning kit	7
	gun parts	28
	gunky chicken	25
	gunner's daughter	2
	gunpowder burrito	4
	guts necklace	3
	guy made of bee pollen	1
	Guzzlr cocktail set	2
	gym membership card	26
	gyroscope	31
	hacked gibson	18
	haemolymphnode	43
	haggis socks	95
	haggis-infused soap	261
	haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	130
	hair of the calf	1
	hair of the fish	9
	hair oil	3
	hair spray	15
	Hairpiece On Fire	12
	hairy staff	1
	Half a Purse	2
	half double fruitcake	1
	half of a gold tooth	46
	half-baked potion	124
	half-digested coal	6
	half-melted spoon	13
	half-orchid	26
	half-rotten brain	25
	half-size scalpel	31
	half-sized guitar	8
	halfberd	5
	halibut	4
	hamburger	71
	hamethyst	17
	hamethyst bracelet	3
	hamethyst earring	2
	hamethyst necklace	1
	hamethyst ring	1
	hamethyst-handled sixgun	1
	hamlet sandwich	55
	hammerus	1
	hand grenegg	2
	Hand in Glove	3
	hand of cards	2
	hand of Mr. Cards	1
	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	8
	hand-carved bokken	1
	hand-carved bow	1
	hand-crafted candy cane	1
	hand-knitted Crimbo socks	1
	hand-knitted diving booties	1
	handful of barley	111
	handful of Boltsmann bearings	75
	handful of confetti	165
	handful of crafty noodles	8
	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	2
	handful of fire	7
	handful of hand chalk	435
	handful of honey	152
	handful of moss	66
	handful of napalm	1
	handful of numbers	1
	handful of nuts and berries	23
	handful of pine needles	45
	handful of sand	2,211
	handful of sawdust	140
	handful of Smithereens	1,438
	handful of stubble	5
	handful of tips	16
	handful of toilet paper	7
	handful of walnuts	29
	handmade hobby horse	1
	handsomeness potion	7
	handyman "hand soap"	6
	hangman's hood	1
	happiness	23
	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
	hard rock	23
	hard spore pod	50
	hardboiled egg	4
	hardened slime hat	1
	hardening cream	48
	hardware upgrade	2
	harem girl t-shirt	5
	haunted battery	79
	haunted bindle	22
	haunted cherry pie	1
	haunted eggnog	1
	haunted flame	2
	haunted gimlet	1
	haunted Hell ramen	1
	haunted martini	1
	haunted paddle-ball	5
	haunted pizza	1
	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	61
	hawk	7
	hawkface potion	3
	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	27
	Haymaker	1
	head mirror	35
	head-mounted Trainbot	1
	headhunter necktie	18
	headless sparrow	60
	heart necklace	21
	heart of dark chocolate	1
	heart of rock and roll	1
	heart of the volcano	15
	heat-resistant gloves	13
	heat-resistant necktie	11
	heat-resistant sheet metal	66
	heavy crown	8
	heavy D	478
	heavy duty umbrella	1
	heavy leather-bound tome	4
	heavy metal sonata	2
	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	2
	heavy necklace chain	2
	heavy-duty clipboard	11
	hedgeturtle	137
	Heimandatz's heart	6
	Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	13
	Hell broth	3
	hell in a bucket	4
	Hell ramen	12
	Hellfire Spicy Beans	24
	hellion cube	299
	hellseal claw	79
	hellseal whisker	63
	Helm of the Scream Emperor	8
	helm of the white knight	1
	helmet recipe	9
	helmet turtle	82
	hemp candy necklace	6
	hemp net	2
	hemp string	80
	henna face paint	41
	henna tattoo	3
	hep waders	7
	herb brownies	1
	herbal stuffing	69
	herbs	135
	hermedisiac cologne	1
	hermit factoid	5
	hermit permit	30
	Herring Daiquiri	1
	herringcello	3
	Herringtini	8
	Hersey™ SMOOCH	3
	hi-octane carrot juice	4
	hibiscus petal	64
	Hide-rox™ cookie	4
	hideous egg	10
	high-calorie sugar substitute	72
	high-energy mining laser	10
	high-pressure seltzer bottle	11
	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	1
	high-temperature mining drill	1
	high-temperature mining mask	7
	Highest Bitter	4
	hill of beans	56
	hippo skin buckler	1
	hippo whip	1
	hippopotamus kilt	1
	hippopotamus pants	1
	hippopotamus skin	65
	hippopotamus skirt	1
	hipposkin poncho	2
	Hippy Army MPE	271
	hippy bongo	13
	hippy herbal tea	1
	hippy medical kit	213
	hippy paste	7
	hippy protest button	224
	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	2
	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
	hobo code binder	1
	hobo dungarees	1
	hobo fortress blueprints	1
	hobo nickel	1,240
	hobo stogie	1
	Hodgman's bow tie	1
	Hodgman's cane	1
	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
	Hodgman's metal detector	1
	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
	holiday cheese log	1
	Holiday Fun!	80
	holistic headache remedy	120
	Hollandaise helmet	52
	hollow rock	67
	holo-bomber	17
	holo-platoon	10
	holo-tank	15
	holy bomb, batman	1
	home robotics kit	136
	homeopathic mint tea	29
	honey dipper	1
	honey mead	2
	honey stick	98
	honey-dew	5
	honey-dipped locust	91
	honey-drenched ham slice	10
	honeybritches	1
	honeycap	1
	honeypot	1
	hopping socks	1
	horizontal tango	2
	hors d'oeuvre tray	12
	Hot 'n' Scarys	6
	hot and sour sauce	1
	hot ashes	35
	hot buttered roll	368
	hot coal	96
	hot cocoa au beurre	43
	hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	45
	hot cross bow	1
	hot date	73
	hot daub	48
	hot daub bun	1
	hot daub stand	1
	hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa	89
	hot egg	2
	hot hi mein	2
	hot jelly	10
	hot katana blade	135
	hot mint schnocolate	38
	hot nuggets	948
	hot pink lipstick	1
	hot plate	49
	hot powder	162
	hot spore pod	16
	hot stuffing	2
	hot wad	41
	hot wine	2
	hot wing	352
	hot-ass club	1
	hotel minibar key	29
	hothammer	3
	Hotwire™ brand candy rope	33
	housekeeping automa-core	3
	How to Avoid Scams	897
	How to Play Othello	9
	huge bowl of candy	4
	huge Crimbo cookie	3
	huge gold coin	109
	huge mint leaf	80
	huge mosquito proboscis	3
	huge pumpkin	2
	huge spoon	39
	human musk	8
	Humanitini	4
	Hundred Headed IPA	5
	Hunger™ Sauce	48
	hunk of granite	27
	hushed puppy	5
	hustler shades	42
	hyperbolic plasma focuser	4
	hypodermic needle	9
	ice cream sandwich	2
	ice harvest	174
	ice hotel bell	26
	Ice Island Long Tea	6
	ice porter	198
	ice rice	11
	ice wine	3
	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	2
	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
	ice-cold Cloaca Zero	22
	ice-cold fotie	92
	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	142
	ice-cold six-pack	33
	ice-cold Willer	234
	iceberg lettuce	4
	Iceberglar scarf	28
	iced plum wine	19
	icicle katana	4
	icing poncho	1
	icy hairspray	14
	icy katana hilt	77
	icy mushroom wine	3
	icy-hot katana	1
	iFlail	1
	igloo pie	1
	iGoogly	130
	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	41
	Iiti Kitty phone charm	62
	Illuminati earpiece	3
	imbued seal-blubber candle	2
	imitation crab crate	45
	imitation crab meat	233
	imitation White Russian	50
	immense cyborg hand	16
	imp air	14
	Imp Ale	364
	imp unity ring	47
	imported lemon lozenge	1
	imported taffy	115
	improved martini	4
	impure gasoline	29
	incense bath ball	7
	incredible pizza	31
	incredibly creepy marionette	1
	indescribably horrible paste	4
	industrial frosting	6
	industrial strength starch	32
	industrially-crushed ice	21
	infernal fife	41
	infernal insoles	33
	infernal toilet brush	1
	inflammable leaf	3,940
	inflatable duck	1
	infrablack lipstick	16
	ingot of seal-iron	30
	ingot turtle	8
	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
	initiative shawarma	2
	ink bladder	38
	inkwell	1,082
	inky squid sauce	43
	Inner Strength	9
	Inner Truth	2
	Inner Wisdom	9
	insane tophat	2
	insanely spicy bean burrito	142
	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	69
	insanely spicy jumping bean burrito	71
	intact anemone spike	224
	interrogative elixir	29
	Interview With You (a Vampire)	1
	intimidating coiffure	2
	intricate music box parts	3
	intriguing puzzle box	1
	invisibility cream	13
	invisible bag	1
	invisible potion	9
	ion grid	2
	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	2
	irate sombrero	16
	Irish Coffee, English Heart	4
	Iron Beta of Industry	20
	iron helmet	6
	iron pasta spoon	2
	iron torso box	4
	ironic mint	4
	irradiated candy cane	15
	irradiated pet snacks	2
	irradiated turtle	90
	iShield	1
	Island Hurricane	1
	Island Landslide	1
	Island Thunderstorm	1
	ivory cue ball	2
	jabañero pepper	1
	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	49
	jack flapper	2
	Jack-in-the-box	29
	Jack-O-Lantern beer	253
	Jackhammer	5
	Jacob's rung	12
	jagged scrap metal	101
	jagged tooth	6
	jam band bootleg	74
	Jamaican coffee	21
	Jamocha berry	1
	janglin' bones	45
	jangly bracelet	15
	janitor sponge	13
	janitor's mop	4
	jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	10
	jar of anniversary jam	1
	jar of fermented pickle juice	2
	jar of psychoses (Jick)	1
	jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	2
	jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	1
	jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	2
	jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	1
	jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	1
	jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	1
	jar of squeeze	3
	jar of swamp gas	100
	jar of swamp honey	93
	Jarlsberg's earring	2
	Jarlsberg's key lime	22
	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
	jaunty feather	13
	java cookie	5
	jazz soap	280
	jazzy cigarette holder	10
	Jefferson wings	19
	jellyfish gel	17
	jerky coins	12
	jet bennie marble	3
	jingle bell	1
	jingling spore pod	69
	jive turkey leg	22
	Jocko Homo's head	4
	Jokester makeup	32
	Jolly Roger charrrm	9
	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	43
	joybuzzer	207
	jug of "wine"	1
	jug of baconstone juice	2
	jug of booze	1
	jug of Gnomochloric acid	1
	jug of hamethyst juice	6
	jug of porquoise juice	7
	jug-o-magicalness	30
	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
	jumbo olive	43
	jumping bean burrito	55
	jumping bean taco	1
	jumping horseradish	81
	jungle drum	30
	jungle floor wax	52
	Jungle Juice	9
	Junior LAAAAME merit badge	1
	juniper berries	18
	junk band	1
	junk food	3
	junk trunks	1
	junk yard	8
	Junk-Bond	9
	junk-mail shirt	1
	kamicorpse-ee	7
	karma shawarma	1
	Kashmir sweater	8
	keel-haulin' knife	6
	Keese berry	1
	keg shield	69
	Kelflar vest	39
	kelp	538
	kelp-holly drape	1
	kelp-holly gun	1
	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
	Kentucky-style derby	1
	ketchup hound	113
	kick-ass kicks	96
	kill screen	1
	killer rag doll	2
	killing feather	124
	killing jar	9
	kilopede skull	14
	king cookie	6
	Kiss the Knob apron	1
	Kissin' Cousins	1
	kite	1
	kiwi	86
	kiwi beak	7
	kneecapping stick	95
	knob bugle	22
	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	16
	Knob Goblin elite helm	16
	Knob Goblin elite pants	12
	Knob Goblin elite polearm	10
	Knob Goblin elite shirt	17
	Knob Goblin eyedrops	35
	Knob Goblin firecracker	755
	Knob Goblin harem pants	59
	Knob Goblin harem veil	57
	Knob Goblin learning pill	5
	Knob Goblin love potion	119
	Knob Goblin lunchbox	21
	Knob Goblin melon baller	21
	Knob Goblin Mutagen	20
	Knob Goblin nasal spray	6
	Knob Goblin pants	87
	Knob Goblin perfume	46
	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	10
	Knob Goblin scimitar	99
	Knob Goblin seltzer	194
	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	6
	Knob Goblin spatula	12
	Knob Goblin steroids	84
	Knob Goblin superseltzer	78
	Knob Goblin tongs	112
	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
	Knob Goblin visor	16
	Knob jelly donut	6
	knob ka-bobs	6
	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	5
	Knob lo mein	3
	Knob mushroom	45
	knob mushroom wine	8
	Knob nuts	30
	Knob pasty	1
	Knob sausage	21
	Knob sausage stir-fry	2
	Knob shroomkabob	1
	Knob stroganoff	3
	Knob stuffed shells	9
	knobby helmet turtle	11
	knobby kneepads	1
	Knoll lo mein	2
	Knoll mushroom	43
	knoll mushroom wine	1
	Knoll shroomkabob	1
	knuckle sandwich	31
	kobold kibble	17
	Kokomo Resort Chip	1
	KoL Con 13 snowglobe	1
	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	14
	Krakrox's Loincloth	4
	Kudzu salad	1
	Kudzu slaw	16
	kumquartz	66
	kumquartz ring	1
	kumquat	80
	kumquat supersucker	1
	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	10,154
	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	3
	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	9
	lab-grown meat	5
	labrador cookie	3
	Lapis Lazuli	416
	large box	107
	large cocoa eggshell fragment	1
	large tankard of ale	1
	LARP membership card	1
	Lars the Cyberian	2
	laser-broiled pear	24
	lava balaclava	1
	lava cake	2
	lava-proof pants	17
	lavawater	27
	lavender candy heart	86
	lavender paisley oyster egg	4
	lavender plastic oyster egg	3
	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
	lavender striped oyster egg	3
	law-abiding citizen cane	3
	lawn dart	14
	lawnmower blade	1
	LCD game: Burger Belt	55
	LCD game: Food Eater	61
	LCD game: Garbage River	52
	lead necklace	2
	Lead Zeta of Chastity	2
	leaf of grass	23
	leaflet	3
	leafy browns	3
	leather bookmark	36
	leather chaps	47
	leather glove	22
	leather mask	46
	leathery bat skin	153
	leathery cat skin	168
	leathery rat skin	60
	LED block	3
	LED candle	1
	Lederhosen of the Night	9
	leechknife	2
	left bracket	1
	left parenthesis	18
	leftover canapés	6
	leftover chocolate bar	4
	leftover pasty	7
	leftovers	207
	leftovers of indeterminate origin	69
	leftovers sandwich	4
	legitimate business on the beach	35
	lemon	475
	lemon meringue pie	3
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	lemonade marble	3
	lemonhead caviar	2
	length of old fuse	5
	Leonard's glasses	30
	leotarrrd	16
	Lepardner	1
	leprechaun hatchling	1
	less-than-three-shaped box	1
	lesser grodulated violet	132
	Let Me Be!	4
	Letter from Carrie Bradshaw	35
	Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil	1
	Li'l Businessman Kit	32
	li'l candy corn costume	2
	li'l ghost costume	1
	li'l unicorn costume	1
	Liam's mail	12
	libation of liveliness	6
	libertagliatelle	2
	library card	3
	licorice root	38
	lihc eye	287
	lihc eye pie	2
	lihc face	90
	Lil' Snowball Factory	1
	limburger biker boots	1
	lime	715
	lime supersucker	1
	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	53
	limepatch	14
	limp broccoli	33
	line	3
	linguini immondizia bianco	2
	linguini of the sea	3
	linoleum crossbow	1
	linoleum helmet turtle	1
	linoleum ore	171
	linoleum staff	2
	linoleum sword	8
	lion musk	10
	lion oil	14
	liquid ice	8
	liquid ice pack	6
	liquid shifting time weirdness	25
	liquid smoke	105
	literal grasshopper	3
	little black book	47
	Little Crimson Book	1
	little deuce cape	1
	little firkin	712
	little paper umbrella	1,500
	little red .epub file	5
	little red book	1
	little red jam	13
	little wooden mannequin	1
	live nautical mine	5
	liver and let pie	1
	liver popsicle	1
	llama lama gong	3
	loaded serum blowgun	1
	loadstone	81
	loaf of alien bread	2
	loaf of soda bread	3
	loafers	1
	Loathing Idol Microphone	56
	Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged)	3
	Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged)	3
	Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged)	6
	Lobos Mints	4
	Lockenstock™ sandals	198
	Locust	3
	logic synthesizer	8
	Lollipop Drop	4
	lollipop stick	7
	London frog	3
	long pork	107
	long pork casserole	19
	long pork chop sandwiches	3
	long pork lasagna	1
	long skinny balloon	111
	long-forgotten necklace	1
	longhaired hippy wig	9
	loose teeth	572
	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	1
	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	250
	los chinos	1
	lost elf luggage	1
	lost key	84
	lotion of coldness	3,900
	lotion of hotness	2
	lotion of sleaziness	1
	lotion of spookiness	1
	lotion of stench	2
	Louder Than Bomb	7
	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	466
	LOV Elephant	3
	LOV Elixir #3	1
	LOV Elixir #6	2
	LOV Elixir #9	2
	LOV Emotionizer	1
	LOV Enamorang	18
	LOV Entrance Pass	3
	LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate	7
	love song of disturbing obsession	47
	love song of icy revenge	1
	love song of naughty innuendo	38
	love song of smoldering passion	21
	love song of sugary cuteness	30
	love song of vague ambiguity	24
	lovecat tail	17
	low-budget shield	8
	lowercase a	2
	lowercase N	22
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	lucky rabbit's foot	30
	lucky rabbitfish fin	12
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	Lumineux Limnio	5
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	lump of Brituminous coal	1,906
	lump of coal	10
	lump of diamond	81
	lump of goofball ore	3
	lump of loyal latite	87
	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	2
	lunar isotope	117
	lupine sword	2
	lustrous oyster egg	5
	LWA ring	1
	lychee chuhai	5
	lynyrd musk	59
	lynyrd skin	25
	lynyrd skinner toothblack	37
	lynyrd snare	119
	lynyrdskin breeches	4
	lynyrdskin cap	3
	lynyrdskin tunic	4
	M-242	17
	macaroni duck	5
	Mace of the Tortoise	1
	machetito	2
	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
	Mad Train wine	436
	madius	6
	Mae West	1
	Mae West with a fly in it	3
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	mafia filofax	2
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	magenta seashell	437
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	magical ice cube with a fly in it	200
	magical ice cubes	1,470
	magical mystery juice	37
	magical pony: Dusk Shiny	2
	magical pony: Pearjack	2
	magical pony: Rosey Cake	2
	magical pony: Shutterfly	3
	magical pony: Spectrum Dash	3
	magical pony: Uniquity	2
	magical sausage	34
	magical sausage casing	583
	magicalness-in-a-can	76
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	magilaser blastercannon	58
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	magnum of fancy champagne	3
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	makeshift sixgun	1
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	makeshift turban	1
	malevolent medallion	1
	mama's squeezebox	1
	mana curds	12
	mandarina colada	3
	mandarina colada with a fly in it	2
	Manetwich	5
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	mangled squirrel	46
	manly bloomers	1
	Mansquito Serum	2
	Mansquito's blood	15
	mantis skull	19
	Manual of Secret Door Detection	1
	many-eyed glasses	2
	map to a candy-rich block	11
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	mariachi G-string	17
	mariachi hat	49
	mariachi pants	7
	mariachi toothpaste	8
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	marionette collective	5
	Mark of the Bugbear	4
	Mark of the Ghost	4
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	Mark of the Vampire	2
	Mark of the Werewolf	5
	Mark of the Zombie	4
	Mark V Steam-Hat	3
	Marltini	1
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	martini	252
	Marvelous Unitard	1
	Marvin's marvelous pill	2
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	mass of wriggling tentacles	1
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	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	2
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	massive wrench	1
	mauve paisley oyster egg	2
	mauve plastic oyster egg	4
	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	4
	mauve striped oyster egg	7
	Maxing, Relaxing	3
	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	7
	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
	Mayoflex	1
	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	110
	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	193
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	Meat detector	1
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	meat from yesterday	3
	meat golem	1
	Meat maid body	4
	meat paste	122
	meat stack	52
	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	6
	meat vortex	176
	Meat-inflating powder	7
	meatball	217
	meatcar model	1
	meatloaf helmet	2
	meatsmithing guide	1
	meatspout staff	2
	meaty helmet turtle	2
	Mechamelion	1
	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	1
	Medical Pastaco	4
	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	55
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	megatofu	93
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	melted Jell-o shot	23
	melty plastic grenade	2
	memory of a C	6
	memory of a CA base pair	1
	memory of a CG base pair	1
	memory of a G	13
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	memory of a T	10
	memory of an A	18
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	memory of some delicious amino acids	3
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	menudo	4
	menudo ravioli	2
	Mer-kin begsign	6
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	Mer-kin foodbucket	34
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	Mer-kin healscroll	123
	Mer-kin hidepaint	61
	Mer-kin hookspear	38
	Mer-kin killscroll	35
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	Mer-kin mouthsoap	70
	Mer-kin pinkslip	4
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	Mer-kin pressureglobe	3
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	Mer-kin roundshield	12
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	Mer-kin scholar tailpiece	1
	Mer-kin smartjuice	26
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	Mer-kin thingpouch	54
	Mer-kin weaksauce	18
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	metallic A	252
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	meteoreo	206
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	Meteorite-Ade	162
	meteortarboard	1
	meteorthopedic shoes	3
	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	13
	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	443
	Microplushie: Bropane	94
	Microplushie: Dorkonide	29
	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	30
	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	15
	Microplushie: Gothochondria	71
	Microplushie: Hippylase	102
	Microplushie: Hipsterine	9
	Microplushie: Hobomosome	41
	Microplushie: Otakulone	98
	Microplushie: Raverdrine	51
	Microplushie: Sororitrate	84
	mid-level medieval mead	3
	Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey	125
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	milestone	2
	military-grade peppermint oil	73
	milk of magnesium	11
	Milk Studs	59
	milky potion	376
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	mime army infiltration glove	2
	mime army insignia (cryonics)	1
	mime army insignia (espionage)	1
	mime army insignia (infantry)	1
	mime army insignia (intelligence)	1
	mime army insignia (morale)	1
	mime army insignia (psychological warfare)	1
	mime army insignia (pyrotechnics)	2
	mime army insignia (sanitation)	1
	mime army rations	12
	mime army shotglass	1
	mime army superserum	25
	mime army wine	12
	mime eraser	20
	mime pocket probe	1
	mime soul fragment	56
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	mimeplasm	16
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	miming boots	2
	miming corduroys	6
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	miming shirt	2
	mimosette	9
	mince pie	4
	mind flayer corpse	64
	mineapple	55
	miner's helmet	81
	miner's pants	31
	mini-marshmallow dispenser	1
	mini-martini	63
	miniature boiler	40
	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	1
	miniature dormouse	4
	miniature life preserver	1
	miniature power pill	1
	miniature pruning shears	1
	Miniborg beeper	1
	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
	Miniborg hiveminder	1
	Miniborg laser	1
	Miniborg stomper	1
	Miniborg strangler	1
	minin' dynamite	3
	mirrored aviator shades	1
	Miserable Pie	4
	Miss Graves' vermouth	1
	misshapen animal skeleton	1
	Missing Eye Simulation Device	4
	Misty Cape	4
	Misty Cloak	18
	Misty Robe	22
	Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	9
	mixed wildflower greens	29
	Mob Penguin cellular phone	2,518
	mocking turtle	76
	modern picture frame	1
	Mohawk wig	66
	Mohobo	5
	moist barrel	1
	moist Crimbo spices	11
	moist sailor's cap	2
	mole molé	1
	molehill mountain	1
	molotov cocktail cocktail	113
	molten brick	501
	molten medallion	1
	molten scrap metal	109
	Mon Tiki	4
	monkey wrench	6
	monomolecular yo-yo	58
	Monstar energy beverage	94
	monster pants	29
	monstrous monocle	1
	mood ring	120
	moomy dust	15
	Moon Pie	48
	moon-amber	4
	moonberry wine cooler	24
	Moonds	9
	moonglasses	5
	Moonshine Mohobo	3
	moose antlers	14
	moose chocolate	75
	moose thought	57
	mooseflank	9
	More Humanitini than Humanitini	7
	moreltini	14
	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	5
	morning dew	1
	Mornington crescent roll	30
	Morphan	1
	Morto Moreto	6
	mostly rat-hide leggings	1
	mostly-broken sunglasses	8
	mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine	3
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	mother's necklace	40
	mother's secret recipe	3
	motivational poster	34
	mouldering barrel	1
	Mountain Stream soda	355
	mouse skull	24
	mouth-watering mayolus	2
	moxie weed	252
	Mr. Accessaturday	4
	Mr. Big's Wallet	1
	Mr. Haggis	63
	Mr. Joe's bangles	6
	Mr. Mediocrebar	49
	Mr. Screege's spectacles	31
	Mrs. Rush	24
	Ms. Accessory	1
	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	15
	muculent machete	2
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	muddy skirt	9
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	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
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	mugcake	1
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	mulled berry wine	7
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	mulled hobo wine	6
	mulled wine	1
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	multi-level marzipan	8
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	mummy wrapping	913
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	murderbot component casing	25
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	murderbot monofilament	24
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	murderbot shield unit	1
	murderbot spring injector	1
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	murky potion	110
	Muschat	1
	muscle oil	25
	mushroom fermenting solution	6
	mushroom filet	9
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	mushroom slab	2
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	mutant arm	2
	My First Art of War	6
	My First Paycheck envelope	1
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	mysterious silver lapel pin	23
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	Nadsat berry	1
	nail file	71
	nailswurst	14
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	nanite-infested eggnog	12
	nanite-infested fruitcake	7
	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	10
	nanofiber cloth	44
	Napalm In The Morning™ candle	81
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	nasty rat mask	1
	nasty snuff	40
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	nasty-smelling moss	1
	nastygeist	32
	natto marble soda	2
	natto pocky	6
	natto-infused sake	5
	natty blue ascot	6
	natural fennel soda	100
	natural magick candle	98
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	Necrotelicomnicon	9
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	Neverending Party guest pass	1
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	New Age hurting crystal	67
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	NG	1
	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	15
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	Nightmare Fuel	145
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	ninja crampons	9
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	ninja fear powder	28
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	nosy nose ringy ring	1
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	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	255
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	201
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	210
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	10
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	6
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	7
	nothing-in-the-box	4
	nothingtini	3
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	Now and Earlier	4
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	nugget of slicksilver	1
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	nugget of wicksilver	1
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	O	2
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	odd silver coin	22
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	off-white plastic oyster egg	6
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	off-white striped oyster egg	2
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	officer's nog	74
	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	8
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	oil of expertise	107
	oil of oiliness	64
	Oil of Parrrlay	57
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	oil of stability	9
	oil pan	4
	oil shell	14
	oil slacks	18
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	oily boid	9
	oily mushroom wine	3
	oily paste	5
	ointment of the occult	96
	ojo de pez burrito	6
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	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	2
	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	4
	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	2
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	old bronzer	72
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	old rosewater cream	110
	old school beer pull tab	79
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	orange popsicle	4
	orange snowcone	111
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	ornate picture frame	52
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	Othello's military jacket	1
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	overcookie	22
	overloaded micro-reactor	5
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	overpowering mushroom wine	4
	overpriced "imported" beer	4
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	PADL Phone	250
	page of the Necrohobocon	85
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	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	3
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	paisley spore pod	184
	palm frond	227
	palm-frond capris	2
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	palm-frond toupee	2
	palm-frond whip	2
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	pants kit	7
	pants of the Slug Lord	28
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	papaya	319
	papaya sling	6
	papaya slung	26
	papaya taco	2
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	paperclip	17
	paperclip cape	1
	paperclip pants	1
	paperclip sproinger	1
	paperclip turban	1
	paperclip-on tie	1
	papier-mâché toothpicks	1
	papier-mâchéte	1
	papier-mâchaeranthera	1
	papier-mâchine gun	1
	papier-mâchuridars	1
	papier-masque	1
	papier-mitre	1
	papier-mochi	1
	papotion of papower	8
	paranormal ricotta	2
	parasitic claw	1
	parasitic headgnawer	1
	parasitic strangleworm	1
	parasitic tentacles	1
	parisian cathouse	1
	party balloon	7
	party beer bomb	7
	party hat	3
	party platter for one	6
	Party-in-a-Can™	6
	pasta spoon	49
	pat of butter	70
	pat-a-cake pendant	9
	patchouli incense stick	98
	patchouli oil bomb	11
	patent aggression tonic	4
	patent alacrity tonic	2
	patent antipsychotics	5
	patent avarice tonic	4
	patent invisibility tonic	12
	patent leather shoes	12
	patent preventative tonic	3
	patent sallowness tonic	3
	pawn cookie	3
	PB&BP	19
	PB&J with the crusts cut off	137
	peace accordion	6
	peace-sign necklace	1
	peach	52
	peach lozenge	7
	peach pie	1
	Peaclock	1
	peanut brittle shield	17
	peanut sauce	8
	pear	53
	pear lozenge	11
	pear supersucker	1
	pear tart	7
	pearidot	60
	pearl diver's necklace	1
	pearl diver's ring	1
	pearlescent oyster egg	4
	pebble of proud pyrite	1
	pebblebräu	2
	pec oil	559
	pecan pie	2
	Pecos Dave's sixgun	1
	PEEZ dispenser	33
	pegfinger	2
	pencil stub	28
	Pendant of Fire	1
	Pendant of Gargalesis	1
	penguin focaccia bread	4
	penguin paste	1
	penguin shorts	1
	penguin skin	98
	penguin skin buckler	1
	penguin thesaurus	15
	penguin whip	3
	penguinskin mini-kilt	1
	penguinskin mini-skirt	1
	pentacorn hat	2
	pentagram bandana	19
	pentatonic accordion	10
	Penultimate Fantasy chest	2
	peppermint bomb	91
	peppermint crook	15
	peppermint donut	1
	peppermint eel sauce	65
	peppermint harpoon gun	1
	peppermint parasol	1
	peppermint patty	1
	peppermint spine	1
	peppermint sprout	77
	peppermint tack	72
	peppermint tailings	86
	peppermint twist	8
	peppermint-scented socks	3
	percent sign	9
	perfect cosmopolitan	2
	perfect dark and stormy	2
	perfect ice cube	30
	perfect mimosa	3
	perfect negroni	1
	perfect old-fashioned	6
	perfect paloma	4
	perforated battle paddle	121
	perfume of prejudice	159
	perfume-soaked bandana	25
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	perpendicular guano	5
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	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	1
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	personalized coffee mug	821
	pestoblade	1
	pestopiary	41
	pet anchor	1
	pet rock	1
	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	167
	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	181
	petit 4.1	1
	petit fortran	3
	pewter claymore	21
	pewter shavings	1
	ph balancer	10
	phase-tuned shield generator belt	1
	phat turquoise bead	47
	phat turquoise bracelet	1
	phial of coldness	1
	phial of hotness	1
	phial of sleaziness	1
	phial of spookiness	1
	phial of stench	1
	Phil Collins	6
	philosopher's scone	46
	philter of phorce	416
	phish stick	6
	Phlegethon	3
	phonics down	257
	photoprotoneutron torpedo	905
	physiostim pill	16
	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	16
	pickle-flavored chewing gum	53
	pickled bread	8
	pickled egg	5
	pickled grasshopper	16
	pickpocket protector	15
	picture of you	1
	Piddles	81
	pie crust	1
	pie man was not meant to eat	137
	piece of after eight	10
	piece of coral	13
	piece of driftwood	18
	piece of wedding cake	82
	piercing post	25
	pig-iron bracers	2
	pig-iron helm	2
	pigeon egg	35
	piggy tattoo	1
	pile of candy	114
	pile of dirt	16
	pile of dusty animal bones	112
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	pile of gritty sand	6
	pile of jumping beans	26
	pile of useless robot parts	1
	pill cup	102
	pillow shell	6
	Pillowbug	1
	pimpin' meat hat	1
	Pimpsqueak	1
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	pine tar	10
	Pine-Fresh air freshener	31
	pineapple slab	68
	pink candy heart	77
	pink clay bead	1,382
	pink glowstick	5
	Pink Heart of Spirit	2
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	pink slime	26
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	piping organ pie	2
	piranha pollen	15
	pirate brochure	9
	pirate cream pie	23
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	pirate encryption key charlie	1
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	pirate pelvis	14
	pirate shaving cream	1
	pirate shirt	2
	pirate tract	5
	piscatini	3
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	pixel banana	4
	pixel beer	3
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	pixel chain whip	1
	pixel coin	77
	pixel cross	2
	pixel daiquiri	26
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	pixel holy water	1
	pixel lemon	25
	pixel morning star	1
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	pixel pants	1
	pixel star	15
	pixel stopwatch	1
	pixel sword	1
	pixel whip	1
	pixel whiskey	1
	pixellated candy heart	80
	pixellated moneybag	5
	Plague of Locusts	2
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	plaid swatch	187
	plain bagel	360
	plain brown wrapper	2
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	plain old beer	7
	plain pizza	4
	plain snowcone	129
	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
	plastic cup of beer	75
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	plastic ingot	1
	plastic Jefferson wings	53
	plastic nightmare troll	21
	plastic nunchaku	69
	plastic passion fruit	13
	plate of Frigid Northern Beans	4
	plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	9
	plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	8
	plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	4
	plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	3
	plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	5
	plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	2
	plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad	5
	plot hole	333
	plum	112
	plum lozenge	10
	plum wine	5
	plumber's lunch	5
	plump free-range mushroom	4
	plunge-leg	32
	plush alien hamsterpus	1
	plush hamsterpus	1
	Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used)	1
	pocket lint (blue)	1
	pocket lint (orange)	2
	pocket maze	10
	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
	pocket theremin	11
	pocket wish	103
	pocketwatch on a chain	2
	pog #01 (spider)	2
	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	3
	pog #03 (warwelf)	3
	pog #04 (skleleton)	1
	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	1
	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	1
	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	2
	pog #08 (hellion)	5
	pog #09 (pirate)	1
	pog #10 (hobo)	3
	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	1
	pointed stick	27
	pointy mushroom	5
	pointy mushroom wine	4
	pointy red hat	3
	poisonous caviar	36
	poisonsettia	12
	Poké-Gro fertilizer	4
	Pokëmann band-aid	148
	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	11
	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	10
	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	6
	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	12
	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	9
	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	6
	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	12
	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	7
	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	14
	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	13
	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	8
	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	13
	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	15
	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	8
	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	9
	poker face paint	10
	Polka Pop	25
	polka-dot bow tie	1
	polo trophy	7
	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	9
	polyalloy shield	16
	Polysniff Perfume	66
	ponytail clip	32
	pool cue	65
	pool of liquid metal	6
	pool shark hair oil	3
	pool torpedo	105
	popcorn	1
	poppy	39
	popsicle stick	91
	popular tart	5
	Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	22
	pork elf goodies sack	117
	porkpocket	20
	porquoise	30
	porquoise eyebrow ring	1
	porquoise necklace	2
	porquoise ring	1
	porquoise-handled sixgun	1
	portable cassette player	60
	portable corkscrew	12
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	portable Othello set	1
	portable photocopier	207
	portable steam unit	1
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	portable wall	1
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	possessed tomato	8
	possessed top	37
	possibility potion	13
	post-holiday sale coupon	41
	potato masher	4
	potato pistol	1
	potato sprout	1
	potent potion of potency	7
	potion of animal rage	1
	Potion of Heroism	1
	potion of potency	10
	potion of punctual companionship	1
	potion of temporary gr8ness	360
	potion of the captain's hammer	1
	potion of the field gar	1
	potion of the litterbox	1
	potion of X-ray vision	1
	potted cactus	1
	potted fern	1
	pottery club	1
	pottery hat	1
	pottery shield	1
	pottery training pants	1
	pottery yo-yo	1
	poultrygeist	2
	poutine	12
	poutine pole	1
	powdered candy sushi set	7
	powdered donut	34
	powdered gold	16
	powdered organs	23
	powdered powdered sugar	1
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	powdered wig	15
	power pill	132
	power sock	5
	pr0n cocktail	2
	pr0n legs	150
	pr0n m4nic0tti	3
	pr0n stir-fry	3
	pr0n taco	1
	prank Crimbo card	2
	precious piercing post	1
	precision snowball	131
	pregnant gloomy black mushroom	1
	pregnant oily golden mushroom	1
	prehistoric spear	1
	premium malt liquor	39
	prescription noodles	2
	prescription teeth whitener	1
	press-on ribs	46
	pressurized potion of perception	3
	pressurized potion of perspicacity	24
	pressurized potion of proficiency	13
	pressurized potion of puissance	10
	pressurized potion of pulchritude	16
	pretty bouquet	2
	pretty flower	118
	pretty pink bow	1
	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
	priceless diamond	1
	primitive alien booze	1
	primitive alien salad	1
	primitive candy cane	1
	prismatic wad	3
	pristine fish scale	54
	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	4
	pro skateboard	9
	probability potion	429
	procrastination potion	392
	Professor What T-Shirt	6
	programmable turtle	52
	projectile chemistry set	11
	projectile icemaker	1
	propeller beanie	1
	prosthetic forehead	4
	protection stick	15
	protein paste	7
	Prunets	6
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	prussian cathouse with a fly in it	4
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	psychokinetic energy blob	2,043
	Psychotic Train wine	61
	pteruges	2
	puce paisley oyster egg	8
	puce plastic oyster egg	8
	puce polka-dot oyster egg	6
	puce striped oyster egg	2
	puff of smoke	2
	pufferfish spine	8
	pulled blue taffy	369
	pulled green taffy	105
	pulled indigo taffy	97
	pulled orange taffy	62
	pulled porquoise earring	1
	pulled porquoise pendant	2
	pulled porquoise ring	1
	pulled red taffy	48
	pulled violet taffy	43
	pulled yellow taffy	44
	pulsing flesh	2
	pump-up high-tops	1
	pumpkin	40
	pumpkin beer	5
	pumpkin bomb	1
	pumpkin pie	2
	punch-drunk punch	59
	Punchplanter	4
	punk patch	28
	punk rock jacket	46
	Purple Beast energy drink	14
	purple clay bead	265
	purple corpsel	10
	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
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	purple snowcone	101
	Putrid Pendant	1
	PVC staff	1
	pygmy adder oil	35
	pygmy blowgun	65
	pygmy briefs	16
	pygmy concertinette	7
	pygmy dart	17
	pygmy nose-bone	21
	pygmy papers	28
	pygmy phone number	36
	pygmy pygment	74
	pygmy spear	4
	pygmy witchhazel	18
	Quaatorade™	2
	quantum disintegrator pistol	1
	quantum nanopolymer spider web	5
	quantum polarity inducer	2
	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	3
	queen cookie	11
	question juice	11
	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	8
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	R'lyeh	2
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	rack of dinosaur ribs	4
	Rad Lib	4,337
	Radberry Rip wine cooler	6
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	radium-flavored potato chips	65
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	rainbow crossbow	1
	rainbow glitter candle	225
	raisin	14
	ram horns	25
	ram stick	25
	Ram's Face Lager	114
	ram-battering staff	1
	raspberry	64
	raspberry beret	1
	rat appendix	169
	rat appendix kabob	4
	rat appendix stir-fry	2
	rat carcass	31
	rat scrapple	4
	rat tooth polish	1
	ratgut	41
	ratini	2
	ratskin belt	1
	rattail whip	1
	rattler gland	15
	rattler rattle	51
	Rattlin' Chains	12
	ratty knitted cap	19
	rave whistle	112
	ravenous eye	4
	ravioli della hippy	2
	ravioli hat	38
	raw bread	43
	raw cranberry sauce	34
	raw gravy	48
	raw green beans	30
	raw mincemeat	47
	raw potato	36
	raw stuffing	56
	raw sweet potato	47
	raw turkey	42
	razor-sharp can lid	553
	razor-tipped yo-yo	47
	realistic cap gun	15
	really dense meat stack	17
	really nice lump of coal	1
	really really sticky spider web	5
	really sticky spider web	6
	really thick bandage	4
	really thick spine	14
	Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread	1
	Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend	1
	Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend	1
	Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup	1
	Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta	1
	Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend	1
	Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone	1
	Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg	1
	Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia	1
	record of infuriating silence (used)	1
	record of menacing silence (used)	1
	record of tranquil silence (used)	1
	recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	6
	recording of Chorale of Companionship	5
	recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	135
	recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	1
	recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	2
	recording of Prelude of Precision	8
	recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	5
	recursive spline reticulator	4
	red ale	6
	red and green rain stick	1
	red and white claret	67
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	red box	3
	red button	1,169
	red China marble	3
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	Red Dwarf	1
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	Red Pill	2
	red pixel	1,037
	red pixel potion	9
	red plastic oyster egg	5
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	red potion	38
	red red wine	54
	red rocket	19
	Red Roger's red left foot	1
	Red Roger's reliquary	24
	Red Rover BB gun	32
	red rum	75
	red shirt	25
	red shoe	33
	red silk skirt	8
	red snowcone	92
	red striped oyster egg	4
	red tulip	1
	red velvet cake	82
	red wagon	14
	red white and blue claret	1
	Red X Shield	14
	red-and-green sweater	20
	red-headed corpse	7
	red-hot boilermaker	22
	red-hot jawbreaker	11
	red-hot knucklebone	4
	red-hot poker	24
	red-hot sausage fork	4
	red-soled high heels	1
	Redeye™ Eyedrops	2
	redrum	8
	reflection of a map	3
	Regular Cloaca Cola	2
	regular-size brogurt	2
	reindeer hammer	1
	reindeer sickle	1
	reinforced beaded headband	244
	reinforced furry underpants	1
	remaindered axe	6
	remorseless knife	2
	reodorant	119
	repeating crossbow	1
	replica bat-oomerang	1
	replica Elf Guard medal	1
	replica key	3
	replica Ten Dollars	1
	residual chitin paste	1
	residual zeal	18
	resolution: be feistier	926
	resolution: be happier	354
	resolution: be kinder	257
	resolution: be luckier	190
	resolution: be more adventurous	5
	resolution: be sexier	378
	resolution: be smarter	352
	resolution: be stronger	332
	resolution: be wealthier	229
	respected companion biscuit	6
	returned Thinknerd package	25
	reverse-oscillating klystron	3
	rhesus monkey	1
	rhinestone	8,213
	rhinestone cowboy shirt	2
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	rice bowl	28
	rickety old unicycle	5
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	ridiculous cocktail	11
	ridiculous sandwich	22
	ridiculous sunglasses	1
	ridiculously huge sword	66
	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	22
	right parenthesis	2
	rigid carapace	6
	ring of adornment	5
	ring of aggravate monster	13
	ring of cold resistance	2
	ring of conflict	4
	ring of Detect Boring Doors	90
	Ring of Fire	1
	ring of fire resistance	4
	ring of gain strength	5
	ring of half-assed regeneration	19
	ring of increase damage	4
	ring of teleportation	1
	ring of telling skeletons what to do	1
	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
	ring setting	4
	rinky-dink sixgun	1
	roasted duck	4
	roasted marshmallow	6
	robin flan	5
	robin nog	1
	robin's egg	10
	roboduck-on-a-string	2
	robot grease	194
	robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	10
	robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	10
	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	10
	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	10
	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	10
	robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	10
	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	11
	robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	10
	robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	10
	robotronic egg	121
	rock	5
	Rock Pops	107
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	rockin' wagon	42
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	rogue swarmer	153
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	round purple sunglasses	371
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	royal jelly taco	4
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	rubber emo roe	198
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	rubber ribcage	5
	rubber spider	85
	rubber WWBD? bracelet	11
	rubber WWJD? bracelet	12
	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	14
	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	17
	Rubee™	288
	ruby on canes	7
	ruby W	79
	Ruffalo	1
	rum and cola	8
	rum barrel charrrm	12
	rum-soaked fruitcake	4
	runny fermented egg	2
	runny icing	11
	runproof mascara	111
	Russian Ice	2
	rusted-out shootin' iron	8
	rusty bonesaw	31
	rusty broken diving helmet	1
	rusty chain necklace	10
	rusty compass	5
	rusty diving helmet	1
	rusty grave robbing shovel	62
	rusty hedge trimmers	3
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	rusty old lantern	1
	rusty piece of rebar	2
	rusty porthole	2
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	rusty speargun	9
	rusty staff	3
	rutabuga bag	12
	s'more	21
	s'more gun	1
	S.T.L.T.	1
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	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
	sack lunch	621
	sack of doorknobs	1
	Sacramento wine	89
	Safari Jack's moustache	6
	safarrri hat	22
	safety vest	1
	sake bomb	152
	salacious crumbs	51
	salacious lychee chuhai	7
	salacious screwdiver	1
	salamander slurry	7
	salamander spleen	33
	salinated mint julep	32
	Salsa Caliente™ candle	34
	Salsa de las Epocas	1
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	salt wages	32
	salt water taffy	8
	salted mutton	6
	salty dog	4
	salty gumdrop	12
	salty slug	97
	samurai turtle	1
	samurai turtle helmet	1
	sand dollar	922
	sandpaper	27
	sandwich of the gods	3
	sangria	6
	Saturday Night Special	14
	saucepan	45
	Saucepanic	14
	sausage bomb	53
	sausage pizza	2
	sausage without a cause	13
	sausage wonton	1
	savings bond	5
	savoy truffle	41
	sawblade fragment	136
	sawblade shield	11
	sawed-off blunderbuss	2
	Sazerorc	4
	Sazuruk-hai	3
	scabrous seal epaulets	1
	Scalp of Gorgolok	6
	Scent of a Human™ candle	105
	scented massage oil	31
	Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince	2
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	scintillating oyster egg	9
	scintillating powder	1
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	Scorpion Bowl	1
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	scotch on the rocks	4
	scrap metal	9
	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	841
	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	1,509
	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	1,452
	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	762
	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	851
	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	1,495
	screwdiver	1
	screwdriver	146
	screwing pooch	25
	scroll case	1
	scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil	229
	scroll of drastic healing	2
	scroll of minor invulnerability	1,166
	scroll of pasta summoning	114
	scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff	40
	scroll of protection from lycanthropes	1,125
	scroll of Puddingskin	83
	scrumdiddlyumptious solution	111
	scrumptious reagent	3,765
	scrunchie tourniquet	85
	Scuba Snack	5
	sea avocado	269
	sea blueberry	106
	sea broccoli	79
	sea carrot	248
	sea cauliflower	90
	sea chaps	1
	sea cucumber	258
	sea grease	21
	sea holster	1
	sea honeydew	32
	sea jelly	15
	sea lace	39
	sea leather	56
	sea lychee	24
	sea persimmon	115
	sea radish	7
	sea salt crystal	37
	sea salt scrubs	5
	sea tangelo	26
	sea truffle	2
	seal tooth	6
	seal-blubber candle	126
	seal-brain elixir	11
	seal-clubbing club	54
	seal-skull helmet	44
	sealhide belt	1
	sealhide buckler	1
	sealhide cloak	1
	sealhide gloves	1
	sealhide hood	1
	sealhide leggings	1
	sealhide moccasins	1
	sealhide seal doll	8
	sealhide whip	1
	sealskin drum	1
	seaode	10
	seared dino steak	5
	seaweed	386
	sebaceous shield	2
	secret mummy herbs and spices	52
	security automa-core	5
	security flashlight	20
	seegar butt	8
	self-repairing earmuffs	1
	senate fly thorax	7
	Senior Mints	203
	sensitive poetry journal	4
	Sensual Massage for Creeps	4
	Sequestrian	1
	sequin-encrusted sweater	1
	sequined fez	1
	serpentine sword	2
	serum of sarcasm	161
	servo-assisted exo-pants	15
	servomechanical torsion facilitator	5
	set of jacks	1
	sew-on bandage	18
	sewage-clogged pistol	18
	sewer nuggets	50
	sewer snake	13
	sewer turtle	1
	sewer wad	35
	Sexy Cosmo	14
	shadow bread	147
	shadow brick	97
	shadow flame	33
	shadow fluid	116
	shadow glass	137
	shadow hot dog	2
	shadow ice	41
	shadow martini	2
	shadow nectar	237
	shadow pill	2
	shadow sausage	190
	shadow sinew	238
	shadow skin	77
	shadow stick	41
	shadow venom	21
	shadowy cat claw	3
	shady shades	2
	shaker of dry rub	47
	Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion	5
	sham champagne	13
	shamanic beads	1
	shamanic ham	20
	shapeless wide-brimmed hat	1
	shard of double-ice	5
	shark cartilage	22
	shark jumper	2
	shark tooth necklace	1
	sharkfin gumbo	39
	sharpened hubcap	1
	sharpened spoon	11
	shavin' razor	6
	shaving cream	5
	sheet cake	87
	Sheila Take a Crossbow	1
	shells a la shellfish	3
	Shield of Icy Fate	7
	Shielding Potion	32
	shim of shame shale	4
	shimmering rainbow sand	1
	shimmering tendrils	1
	shin gourds	1
	shingle	76
	shining goblet	6
	shining halo	4
	shiny butcherknife	10
	shiny gold fronts	1
	shiny hood ornament	24
	shiny ring	53
	shiny stones	131
	shiny tribal beads	1
	shirt kit	4
	Shivering Chèvre	43
	shock belt	6
	shock collar	6
	shocked shell	14
	shoe ad T-shirt	23
	shoe gum	3
	shoo-fish pie	4
	shooting morning star	1
	shopkeeper beard	1
	short beer	11
	short calculator	18
	short deposition	40
	short glass of water	11
	short stack of pancakes	19
	short stick of butter	19
	short white	11
	short writ of habeas corpus	12
	short-handled mop	28
	shot of blackberry schnapps	2
	shot of flower schnapps	3
	shot of granola liqueur	17
	shot of grapefruit schnapps	12
	Shot of Kardashian Gin	3
	shot of mescal	23
	shot of nepenthe schnapps	9
	shot of orange schnapps	12
	shot of peach schnapps	7
	shot of pear schnapps	4
	shot of rotgut	22
	Shot of the Living Dead	4
	shot of tomato schnapps	11
	shot of wasp venom	1,483
	shovelful of dirt	27
	shrapnel jelly donut	5
	shredded hellseal hide	13
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	shrinking powder	11
	shroomtini	3
	Shrubble Bubble	6
	Shudder	1
	shuddersword	2
	shuriken salad	32
	shushed potatoes	2
	Siberian sunrise	1
	sicksilver spurs	1
	signal fragment	8
	silent A	1
	silent B	1
	silent C	1
	silent D	1
	silent E	1
	silent F	1
	silent G	1
	silent H	1
	silent I	1
	silent J	1
	silent K	1
	silent L	1
	silent M	1
	silent N	1
	silent O	1
	silent P	1
	silent pea shooter	6
	silent Q	1
	silent R	1
	silent S	1
	silent T	1
	silent U	1
	silent V	1
	silent W	1
	silent X	1
	silent Y	1
	silent Z	1
	Silver Bullet beer	20
	silver cheese-slicer	4
	silver cow skull	4
	silver face paint	16
	silver keg	1
	silver paté knife	1
	silver salt-shaker	2
	silver shotgun shell	17
	silver shrimp fork	8
	silver table-scraper	1
	silver tongue charrrm	9
	silver tongue charrrm bracelet	8
	Simepore slime	3
	simple ancient cursed key	1
	sinewy crossbow string	4
	Sinful Desires	9
	single atom	164
	single entendre	2
	single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	6
	single swig of vodka	11
	single-serving herbal stuffing	3
	single-use dust mask	98
	sinister altar fragment	9
	sinister-looking cat	65
	Sitrep berry	29
	six pack of Mountain Stream	76
	six tiny wedges of goat cheese	65
	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	2
	six-rainbow shield	1
	sizzling desk bell	1
	Sizzling Sinner	3
	sk8board	33
	skate skates	1
	skate skin	2
	skelelton spine	76
	skeletal banana	17
	skeleton	100
	skeleton beans	6
	skeleton bone	420
	skeleton key	74
	skeleton key ring	10
	skeleton quiche	29
	skeleton skis	4
	skeletortoise	3
	skewer	72
	skewer-mounted razor blade	5
	skewered cat appendix	1
	skin oil	10
	skirt / kilt kit	8
	skull of the Bonerdagon	91
	Skull Punch	1
	skull with a fuse in it	1
	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	8
	Skullery Maid's Knee	20
	Skully's hot chocolate	2
	slab of sponge	1
	slap and slap again	6
	slap and tickle	38
	slap and tickle with a fly in it	1
	sleaze jelly	25
	sleaze nuggets	41
	sleaze powder	124
	sleaze wad	10
	sleazy and sour sauce	1
	sleazy fairy gravy	3
	sleazy hi mein	5
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	sleeping stocking	23
	sleeping wereturtle	16
	sleeve deuce	24
	slice of pizza	146
	slick fish meat	114
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	slide rule	1
	slightly peevedbow	1
	slime convention coupons	2
	slime convention flyers	2
	slime convention pin	2
	slime convention swag bag	4
	slime convention t-shirt	2
	slime shooter	6
	Slimebite	1
	Slimosa	3
	slimy alveolus	10
	slimy fermented bile bladder	137
	slimy paste	1
	slimy sweetbreads	101
	slingshot	24
	slip 'n' slide	54
	Sloe Comfortable Zoo	3
	Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire	3
	Slotter	1
	slow jam collection	25
	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	13
	sludgesicle	4
	slug of rum	78
	slug of shochu	90
	slug of vodka	80
	small box	122
	small gummi fin	4
	small leather glove	15
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	smart skull	334
	smart watch	2
	smashed danish	2
	Smashmoth	1
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	smirking shrunken head	28
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	smoking grass	828
	smoking talon	1
	smoky potion	121
	smoldering bagel punch	20
	Smoldering Clover™ candle	59
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	SMOOCH breastplate	1
	SMOOCH codpiece	1
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	SMOOCH kneepads	1
	SMOOCH soda	136
	SMOOCH spaulders	1
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	smudged alchemical recipe	1
	Smuggler's Punch	1
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	smut orc sunglasses	30
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	snailmail coif	1
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	snake oil	137
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	snapdragon pistil	7
	snarling wolf shield	1
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	Sneaky Pete's key lime	25
	sneaky wrapping paper	1
	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	243
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	Snoutlet	1
	snow berries	41
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	Snow Queen Crown	6
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	snowstick	3
	soap knife	51
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	soda water	725
	soft green echo eyedrop antidote	95
	soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini	2
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	soggy elf shoes	1
	soggy gingerbread chunk	12
	soggy seed packet	27
	soggy used band-aid	36
	soggy wofl t-shirt	1
	soilzerac	2
	solid baconstone earring	1
	solid baconstone necklace	1
	solid baconstone ring	1
	solid gold bowling ball	8
	solid shifting time weirdness	2
	solid state loom	1
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	sonar fishfinder	1
	sonar-in-a-biscuit	110
	sorority brain	10
	soul doorbell	21
	soup turtle	1
	soup-chucks	1
	sour ball and chain	1
	sour powder	3
	Source essence	10,295
	Source shades	8
	Source terminal ASHRAM chip	5
	Source terminal DIAGRAM chip	6
	Source terminal file: compress.edu	2
	Source terminal file: cram.ext	2
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	Source terminal file: dram.ext	2
	Source terminal file: duplicate.edu	5
	Source terminal file: familiar.ext	4
	Source terminal file: gram.ext	3
	Source terminal file: portscan.edu	3
	Source terminal file: pram.ext	3
	Source terminal file: protect.enq	3
	Source terminal file: spam.ext	7
	Source terminal file: stats.enq	5
	Source terminal file: substats.enh	5
	Source terminal file: tram.ext	7
	Source terminal INGRAM chip	4
	Source terminal SCRAM chip	1
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	Source terminal TRAM chip	1
	Source terminal TRIGRAM chip	1
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	Spacegate Research	129
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	spaghetti con calaveras	2
	spaghetti cult mask	23
	spaghetti cult rosary	23
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	spaghetti with Skullheads	2
	Spam Witch sammich	156
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	spangly mariachi vest	29
	spangly sombrero	67
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	sparking robo-battery	3
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	sparkling orb	38
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	Spechunky bar	8
	special clip: squelchers	10
	special clip: tracers	5
	special clip: wailers	6
	Special Seasoning	27
	specialty ammo bandolier	267
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	spectre scepter	256
	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	1
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	spices	122
	spicy bean burrito	84
	spicy enchanted bean burrito	98
	spicy jerky stick	5
	spicy jumping bean burrito	85
	spicy mushroom quesadilla	4
	spicy noodles	2
	spider leg	21
	spider web	661
	spidercow eye-cluster	10
	spiked femur	58
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	spiky turtle shield	1
	spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip	1
	spirit blanket	10
	spirit gum	149
	spirit mattress	15
	spirit pillow	12
	Spirit Precipice	2
	spirit sheet	11
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	spiritual eggnog	3
	spiritual fruitcake	2
	spiritual gingerbread	5
	splendid martini	208
	sponge cake	38
	sponge helmet	1
	spongy shield	1
	spooky alphabet block	28
	spooky and sour sauce	1
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	spooky bindle	2
	spooky cosmetics bag	2
	spooky eggnog	15
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	spooky felt	12
	spooky gravy fairy warlock hat	2
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	spooky jelly	180
	spooky lasso	30
	spooky length of string	2
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	spooky lo mein	1
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	spooky mushroom wine	3
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	spooky stir-fry	5
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	St. Sneaky Pete's Whey	23
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	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
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	stale baguette	45
	stale cheer wine	51
	stale Cheer-E-Os	51
	stalk of asparagus	58
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	star	7
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	star key lime pie	2
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	star staff	6
	star starfish	1
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	star sword	10
	star throwing star	1
	Steal This Candy	101
	stealth bomber	3
	Steam Card: DemonStar (#2)	21
	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1)	26
	Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1)	16
	steamed oyster	18
	steampunk potion	34
	steel drivin' hammer	25
	steel sword	1
	steely marble	2
	stench and sour sauce	1
	stench jelly	17
	stench nuggets	64
	stench powder	215
	stench wad	19
	Stephen's lab coat	2
	Stephen's secret formula	13
	stepmom's booze	8
	sterno-flavored Hob-O	5
	stick	4
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	stick of firewood	1,011
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	stick-on gnome beard	11
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	sticky hand whip	31
	sticky lava globs	67
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	sticky meat skirt	1
	still-beating spleen	30
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	stinkin' bindle	4
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	stinky mushroom wine	3
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	stolen sushi	74
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	Stone Golem pebbles	77
	stone of eXtreme power	60
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	stone wool	80
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	strawberry pie	6
	strawberry popsicle	3
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	strawberry-flavored Hob-O	4
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	strongness elixir	100
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	stuffed angry cow	69
	stuffed astral badger	57
	stuffed baby gravy fairy	66
	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	72
	stuffed can of asparagus	1
	stuffed carpenter	1
	stuffed Cheshire bitten	60
	stuffed cocoabo	59
	stuffed crazy bastard sword	3
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	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	56
	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	71
	stuffed gray blob	76
	stuffed hand turkey	73
	stuffed key	96
	stuffed kraken	1
	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	68
	stuffed martini	5
	stuffed Meat	69
	stuffed mind flayer	59
	stuffed mink	73
	stuffed monocle	64
	stuffed ninja snowman	6
	stuffed porpoise	1
	stuffed red and green pepper (stale)	27
	stuffed scary death orb	81
	stuffed shoulder parrot	35
	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	74
	stuffed snowy owl	82
	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	65
	stuffed spooky mushroom	4
	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	59
	stuffed teddy butler	71
	stuffed tin of caviar	60
	stuffed treasure chest	104
	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	62
	stuffed zmobie	1
	stuffing	8
	stuffing fluffer	4
	stunt nuts	193
	sturdy cane	18
	sturdy Crimbo crate	19
	sturdy sword hilt	6
	stylish swimsuit	86
	styrofoam ore	207
	sub-molecular interocitor	5
	succulent marrow	61
	sucker bucket	2
	sucker hakama	2
	sucker kabuto	2
	sucker scaffold	108
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	sucky decal	7
	suede shortsword	3
	Suffering Sinner	4
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	Sugar Cog	34
	sugar fairy	1
	sugar lime	1
	sugar shard	102
	sugar sheet	2,322
	sugar shield	1
	sugar shorts	1
	sugar sphere	9
	sugar-coated pine cone	2
	sugarplum ration	5
	suggestive strozzapreti	4
	Summer Nights	1
	sun-dried tofu	11
	sundae ration	67
	sunken chest	84
	suntan lotion of moxiousness	99
	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
	super good fruit	535
	super ka-bob	3
	Super Magic Power Sword X	2
	super salad	4
	Super Weight-Gain 9000	6
	super-absorbent tarp	4
	super-size brogurt	1
	super-spiky hair gel	182
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	superamplified boom box	2
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	superheated fudge	40
	superheated metal	33
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	swamp lolly	11
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	sweatband	1
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	sweet mochi ball	6
	sweet ninja sword	20
	sweet party mix	7
	sweet rims	2
	sweet roll Alabama	77
	Sweet Sword	2
	sweet tooth	1
	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
	swirling mushroom wine	4
	swirly potion	107
	Swizzler	12
	sword behind inappropriate prepositions	2
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	Sword of Dark Omens	4
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	Sword of the Brouhaha Prince	1
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	synthetic marrow	43
	synthetic stuffing	126
	TÎ¤◊lisman of Baiø‡	1
	T.U.R.D.S. Key	48
	t8r tots	78
	Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	2
	Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	3
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	40
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	70
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	2
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	104
	taco shell	114
	tail o' nine cats	1
	tailbone shield	5
	tainted icing	58
	tainted milk	32
	Take Eleven Bar	9
	Tales from the Fireside	4
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	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
	Tales of the Word Realms	3
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	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	68
	tambourine	4
	tambourine bells	42
	tangarita	1
	tangarita with a fly in it	1
	tangerine	151
	tangle of copper wire	13
	tangle of rat tails	4
	tangled mass of creepy pasta	3
	tankard of ale	80
	tap shoes	16
	Tapioc berry	6
	targeting chip	5
	tarnished bottlecap	69
	tarnished luggage key	1
	tarnished tastevin	14
	tarrrnish charrrm	21
	tassel	3
	tasteful black bow tie	3
	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	80
	tasty tart	7
	tattered scrap of paper	436
	tea for one	47
	Tea, Earl Grey, Hot	1
	teacher's pen	386
	Tears of the Quiet Healer	37
	teddy bear sewing kit	4
	teddy borg	5
	teeny-tiny magic scroll	7
	teeny-tiny ninja stars	2
	teflon ore	109
	teflon shield	1
	teflon spatula	1
	Telltale™ rubber heart	20
	temperance whiskey	2
	temporary teardrop tattoo	48
	temporary tribal tattoo	30
	temporary X tattoos	2
	temporary yak tattoo	2
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	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used)	1
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	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used)	1
	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used)	1
	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used)	1
	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
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	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
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	The Mad Liquor	1
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	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	2
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	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	2
	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	1
	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	1
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	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	3
	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	2
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	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	1
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	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	49
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	tiny plastic bee swarm	33
	tiny plastic beebee gunners	45
	tiny plastic Beebee King	36
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	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	1
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	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
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	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	41
	tiny plastic blazing bat	32
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	tiny plastic blooper	2
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	tiny plastic brainsweeper	3
	tiny plastic briefcase bat	2
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	tiny plastic buzzerker	39
	tiny plastic caboose	1
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	tiny plastic cavebugbear	42
	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	49
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	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	3
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	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	18
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	tiny plastic demoninja	5
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	tiny plastic Father McGruber	39
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	tiny plastic Felonia	1
	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	6
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	tiny plastic fire servant	19
	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	4
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	tiny plastic fruit golem	5
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	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	3
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	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
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	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
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	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
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	tiny plastic the Free Man	26
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	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
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	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	4
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	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
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	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	62
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	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	242
	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	203
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	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	234
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	warbear empathy chip (used)	2
	warbear energy bracers	1
	warbear exo-arm	1
	warbear fancy fedora	1
	warbear feasting bread	16
	warbear feasting mead	13
	warbear feathered fedora	1
	warbear fleece-lined long johns	1
	warbear fleece-lined warscarf	1
	warbear foil hat	2
	warbear goggles	1
	warbear gyro	7
	warbear gyrocopter	3
	warbear heated ushanka	1
	warbear helm fragment	49
	warbear high festival pants	1
	warbear high-efficiency still	1
	warbear hoverbelt	1
	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	4
	warbear laser bowtie	1
	warbear lined ushanka	1
	warbear liquid overcoat	63
	warbear long johns	1
	warbear LP-ROM burner	2
	warbear metalworking primer	10
	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
	warbear nuclear bowtie	1
	warbear officer greaves	1
	warbear officer requisition box	1
	warbear oil pan	1
	warbear party pants	1
	warbear plain fedora	1
	warbear plain ushanka	1
	warbear plasma bowtie	1
	warbear polarized goggles	1
	warbear procedural hilarity drone	10
	warbear requisition box	147
	warbear robo-camouflage unit	15
	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	7
	warbear snowblindness goggles	1
	warbear soda machine assembler	22
	warbear spiked helm	1
	warbear thermoregulator bread	9
	warbear trouser fragment	49
	warbear wardance potion	63
	warbear warrior bread	13
	warbear whosit	1,321
	warehouse clerk's glasses	6
	warehouse key	2
	warehouse walkie-talkie	2
	warm fur	9
	warm gravy	2
	warm mushroom	26
	Warm Subject gift certificate	17
	warm war shawarma	3
	wasabi marble soda	13
	wasabi pocky	5
	wasabi-infused sake	7
	washboard shield	1
	water balloon	240
	water log	8
	water pipe bomb	829
	water purification pills	219
	water wings	1
	water wings for babies	3
	water-polo cap	5
	water-polo mitt	3
	watered-down Red Minotaur	69
	waterlogged cloth	17
	waterlogged leather	11
	waterlogged metal	7
	waterlogged stuffing	9
	waterlogged wood	6
	watermelon	24
	watermelon seed	31
	wax booze	14
	wax face	2
	wax hand	2
	wax hat	2
	wax pancake	10
	wax pants	1
	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	67
	weathered barrel	8
	weegee sqouija	2
	weird gazelle steak	10
	Wendtigo	1
	weremoose spit	17
	Wet Russian	3
	wet tack	1
	wet venom duct	28
	whale cerebrospinal fluid	4
	whalebone corset	27
	whalecake	1
	whalegun	1
	whalesteak	2
	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	21
	whatsit-covered turtle shell	3
	wheel	5
	Whenchamacallit bar	7
	whet stone	3
	whip kit	2
	whisker pencil	89
	whiskey and cola	4
	whiskey and soda	14
	whiskey bittersweet	2
	whiskey in a broken glass	18
	whiskey sour	11
	whiskey squeeze	2
	white arm towel	1
	white balloon	1
	white belt	1
	white blood cells	9
	white Canadian	5
	white candy heart	76
	white chocolate and tomato pizza	4
	white chocolate chip brownies	2
	white chocolate chip cookies	2
	white chocolate chips	148
	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	16
	White Citadel burger	85
	White Citadel fries	4
	white class ring	329
	white collar	26
	white Crimbo ball	1
	white earbuds	1
	white hat hacker T-shirt	17
	White Hyborian	4
	white lightning	104
	white mana	6
	white page	10
	white picket fence	27
	white pixel	4,008
	white rice	106
	white satin pants	46
	white satin shield	19
	white snake skin	121
	white snakeskin duster	2
	white sword	41
	white tulip	1
	white whip	2
	white wine	4
	white Xanadian	9
	whole roasted chicken	7
	whole turkey leg	57
	wholeberd	1
	Whoompa Fur Pants	12
	whoopie cushion	88
	wicker shield	222
	wicksilver spurs	1
	wiffle-flail	1
	wild honey pie	9
	willowy bonnet	1
	willyweed	195
	wind-up chattering teeth	137
	wind-up ensign	15
	wind-up meatcar	12
	wind-up navigation droid	9
	wind-up owl	10
	wind-up spider	26
	wind-up vampire teeth	12
	wind-up Whatsian robot	14
	windchimes	24
	windicle	5
	wine spritzer	3
	wine-soaked bone chips	2
	Wint-O-Fresh mint	175
	wintergreen-flavored potato chips	66
	witch hat	1
	witch wart	2
	witch's bread	5
	witch's brew	2
	witty rapier	7
	Woldo trading card	1
	wolf mask	63
	wonderwall shield	10
	wooden axe	2
	wooden block	2
	wooden salad bowl	1
	wooden stakes	8
	wool hat	39
	wool sock	3
	woolen cravat	1
	wooly loincloth	1
	Work is a Four Letter Sword	17
	Workytime Tea	1
	World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	16
	world's smallest violin	21
	worn tophat	19
	worst candy	6
	worthless gewgaw	809
	worthless knick-knack	101
	worthless trinket	80
	woven baling wire bracelets	5
	wreath of laurels	3
	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
	Wrecked Generator	50
	wrench bracelet	15
	wrestling mask	1
	wriggling tentacle	1
	wriggling worm	184
	wristwatch of the white knight	1
	Wullabye	1
	wumpus hair	6
	wumpus-hair bolo	1
	wumpus-hair loincloth	1
	wumpus-hair net	1
	wumpus-hair sweater	1
	wumpus-hair whip	1
	wumpus-hair wig	1
	wussiness potion	118
	X	4
	X-37 gun	1
	x-ray mirror	1
	x-ray specs	189
	Xiblaxian 5D printer	69
	Xiblaxian alloy	40
	Xiblaxian cache locator simcode	11
	Xiblaxian circuitry	585
	Xiblaxian crystal	7
	Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	26
	Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner	22
	Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode	4
	Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest	1
	Xiblaxian holo-training simcode	18
	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter	87
	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	14
	Xiblaxian polymer	911
	Xiblaxian space-whiskey	2
	Xiblaxian ultraburrito	3
	Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles	1
	yabba dabba doo rag	1
	yak anorak	3
	yak skin	8
	yak toupee	1
	yak whip	1
	Yakisoba's hat	4
	yakskin buckler	1
	yakskin kilt	1
	yakskin pants	1
	yakskin skirt	1
	yam candy	4
	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	63
	Ye Olde Meade	41
	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	68
	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	3
	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	624
	Yeast of Boris	26
	Yeg's Motel ashtray	1
	Yeg's Motel disposable razor	1
	Yeg's Motel minibar key	1
	Yeg's Motel stationery	1
	Yeg's Motel toothbrush	1
	yellow brick road	3
	yellow candy heart	82
	yellow drunki-bear	1
	yellow glowstick	10
	yellow gummi ingot	436
	yellow matter custard	2
	Yellow Moon of Compassion	8
	yellow paisley oyster egg	4
	yellow pixel	2,078
	yellow pixel potion	1
	yellow plastic hard hat	1
	yellow plastic oyster egg	4
	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	4
	yellow rocket	22
	yellow seashell	429
	yellow snowcone	113
	yellow striped oyster egg	1
	yeti fur	355
	yo	7
	yo-yo	40
	yohohoyo	43
	your own black heart	36
	yule grog	1
	yule hatchet	5
	Yummy Tummy bean	99
	Z-Bone steak	34
	Ze™ goggles	103
	Zim Merman's guitar	16
	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	5
	zmobie	22
	zombie	241
	zombie accordion	1
	zombie hollandaise	14
	zombie mariachi hat	1
	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
	Zombo's shield	2
	Zombo's shoulder blade	1
	Zombo's skull ring	1
	Zombo's skullcap	1
	Zoodriver	1
	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1