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This player is a member of the clan Mysticaliti.

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Simon the Mystificator (#773565)
This player has 938 unique items and 67,331 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"DRINK ME" potion 27
"Humorous" T-shirt 1
5-Alarm Saucepan 3
9-ball 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 2
acoustic guitarrr 27
adhesive tape dolly 1
agua de vida 11
ancient cursed foot locker 5
Ancient Saucehelm 2
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 10
Ankh of Badahnkadh 9
anniversary gift box 8
anniversary safety glass vest 1
annoying pitchfork 4
anti-anti-antidote 62
Argarggagarg's fang 1
asbestos crossbow 6
asbestos staff 6
asbestos sword 4
ASCII shirt 15
Asleep in the Cemetery 1
astral mushroom 3
astronaut pants 2
atomic vector plotter 29
Ax of L'rose 1
baby killer bee 1
baconstone 16
baconstone pendant 1
baconstone ring 1
badass belt 70
bag of lard 11
ball-in-a-cup 1
balloon monkey 6
banana peel 1
bananarama bangle 1
banjo strings 1
barbed-wire fence 3
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 5
barrrnacle 15
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 3
bath ball gift set 14
battered Crimbo Crate 955
beaten-up Chucks 4
beautiful rainbow 1
beer-scented teddy bear 5
bejeweled accordion strap 2
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
Ben-Gal™ Balm 530
BGE tiny plastic toy 2
bi-lateral logic compressor 319
Big Candy's tophat 1
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
Bjorn's Hammer 3
black eyedrops 7
black kettle drum 3
black paisley oyster egg 19
black pixel 165
black plastic oyster egg 29
black polka-dot oyster egg 8
black snowcone 1
blackberry combat boots 8
blank diary 1
Bling of the New Wave 1
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 21
blood of the Wereseal 2
blue class ring 116
Blue Diamond of Honesty 9
blue glowstick 1
blue paisley oyster egg 16
blue pixel 780
blue plastic baby 1
blue plastic oyster egg 1
blue polka-dot oyster egg 30
blue snowcone 2
blue striped oyster egg 18
Bonerdagon necklace 7
booze-soaked cherry 6
Boris's ring 1
Boss Bat bling 4
Boss Bat britches 46
bottle of antifreeze 16
bottle of Blank-Out 28
bottle of goofballs 99
bottle of Mystic Shell 5
bottle of peppermint schnapps 1
bottle of pirate juice 7
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 6
bottled day 1
box of Pokëmann band-aids 1
box of sunshine 5
breaded beer 2
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 12
BRICKO brick 45
BRICKO eye brick 144
briefcase 17
broken cellular phone 1
bronze breastplate 28
bubbly potion 63
buckler buckle 1
buckyball 5
Bulky Buddy Box 2
bunch of bananas 3
bus pass 2
C.B.F.G. 1
can of Binarrrca 6
can of black paint 3
can of CRIMBCOLA 5
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 194
can of maces 11
can of Red Minotaur 2
can of spinach 25
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 10
candied yams 7
candy brain 2
candy cane 606
candy knuckles 2
candy stake 8
canteen of wine 143
capacitor relay 988
carbon nanotube frame 4,410
casino pass 21
catsup 2
cement sandals 3
chaos popcorn 1
cheap elven gloves 13
cheap toaster 11
cheap wind-up clock 23
chewing gum on a string 2
chintzy seal pendant 1
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 31
chrome crossbow 4
chrome helmet turtle 1
chrome staff 3
chrome sword 6
chunk of depleted Grimacite 15
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 4
Cloaca grenade 7
clockwork hat 1
clockwork key 12
clockwork pants 1
cloudy potion 91
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 1
Codpiece of the Goblin King 5
cog 142
cog and sprocket assembly 5
Colander of Em-er'il 2
colorful plastic ball 1
comfy pillow 3
computronic processing unit 21
control crystal 1
cool mushroom 2
cool whip 62
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 1
Corpse Island iced tea 28
corpse on the beach 25
corpsedriver 20
corpsetini 20
corrupted data 2
cranberry schnapps 2
cream pie 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) 1
CRIMBCO lanyard 5
CRIMBCO mug 15
CRIMBCO scrip 500
CRIMBCO wine 14
CRIMBCOIDS mints 6
CRIMBCOLOAF 5
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimboween memo 23
crossbow string 2
Crown of the Goblin King 77
crystallized memory 1
cube of billiard chalk 3
cursed cannonball 2
cursed sea biscuit 1
cursed voodoo skull 1
cyborg stompin' boot 6
D roll 23
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 8
dark potion 101
Deactivated O. A. F. 2
dead guy's watch 3
delicious salad 59
deluxe fax machine 2
demon skin 27
denim axe 2
dense meat stack 3
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 4
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 13
Disco 'Fro Pick 3
disco ball 72
Disco Banjo 4
disco mask 90
discocktail 9
disembodied brain 2
disintegrating sheet music 2,095
distilled fortified wine 14
divine blowout 8
divine can of silly string 7
divine champagne flute 11
divine champagne popper 1
divine cracker 7
divine noisemaker 6
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 19
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 91
Doc's Miracle Cure 1
doll house 2
dollhive 46
Dolphin King's crown 30
donkey flipbook 3
dope gangsta bling-bling 1
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 11
Dramatic™ range 16
Drowsy Sword 63
drywall axe 57
duct tape 626
dusty Crimbo crate 6
Dyspepsi grenade 2
easter egg balloon 11
Eau de Guaneau 7
effervescent potion 93
effluvious emerald 4
eggnog 183
El Sombrero De Lopez 2
El Vibrato power sphere 22
Elder Turtle Shell 1
Elmley shades 2
elven limbos gingerbread 34
elven cellocello 19
elven moonshine 17
elven socks 9
elven suicide capsule 16
elven whittling knife 1
empty agua de vida bottle 1
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 101
empty meat tank 4
especially salty dog 2
evil googly eye 12
evil teddy bear 9
expensive cigar 1
facsimile dictionary 41
fairy gravy boat 4
fake blood 3
fake fake vomit 1
fake hand 1
fake plastic grass 1
fancy beef jerky 1
fancy but probably evil chocolate 8
fancy chocolate car 7
fancy dress ball 6
fat stacks of cash 27
felt 18
fermenting powder 37
festive holiday hat 12
fetid feather 205
Feynman gate 162
fez of etymology 1
figurine of a charred seal 7
figurine of a cold seal 3
figurine of a sleek seal 5
fire 2
fire flower 10
fizzy potion 97
flaming feather 222
flaming glowsticks 1
flaming mushroom 12
flange 36
flirtatious feather 137
floaty inverse geode 1
floaty sand 9
foam noodle 1
fortune cookie 7
fossilized baboon skull 1
fossilized limb 6
fossilized torso 6
freezerburned ice cube 1
frightful feather 199
frilly skirt 34
frozen feather 236
frozen mushroom 7
frozen seal spine 1
fruitcake 11
fudgecule 613
funky dried mushroom 1
fuzzy busby 11
fuzzy dice 15
fuzzy earmuffs 7
fuzzy montera 2
Game Grid ticket 5
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 3
ghost cucumber 10
giant book of ancient carols 2
giant discarded bottlecap 21
giant discarded plastic fork 19
giant discarded torn-up glove 20
giant marshmallow 1
giant pinky ring 57
gilded ancient cursed chest 7
gilded ancient cursed key 3
gin-soaked blotter paper 11
gingerbread bugbear 25
gingerbread horror 6
gingerbread mutant bugbear 5
gingerbread robot 2
glacial sapphire 3
Glass Balls of the Goblin King 1
glass of bourbon 4
glittery mascara 5
glowing red eye 103
Gnollish autoplunger 1
Gnollish flyswatter 3
Gnollish toolbox 68
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 3
goblin hunting spear 1
gold star 1
gold wedding ring 8
golden plastic oyster egg 2
golden ring 40
golden twig 1
googly eye 22
goth kid t-shirt 63
Grateful Undead T-shirt 1
grave robbing shovel 21
gray bow tie 68
green beer 8
Green Clover of Justice 8
green glowstick 1
green pixel 605
green snowcone 3
green-frosted astral cupcake 2
grue egg 64
gyroscope 2
hair spray 418
half-rotten brain 77
hamethyst 15
hamethyst ring 1
handful of confetti 71
handful of numbers 3
heart of the volcano 7
heavy leather-bound tome 1
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 4
Heimandatz's heart 1
helmet recipe 1
helmet turtle 87
herbal stuffing 8
hermit permit 19
herringcello 23
high-resistance ultrapolymer plating 142
Hodgman's blanket 1
Hollandaise helmet 27
hot pink lipstick 40
hot plate 27
hyperbolic plasma focuser 161
iced-out bling 1
iGoogly 628
immense cyborg hand 7
imp air 2
imp unity ring 35
incredibly creepy marionette 1
insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito 1
Instant Karma 54
ion grid 2,547
ion-pulse modulation stabilizer 885
irate sombrero 1
iron pasta spoon 2
irradiated candy cane 23
irradiated pet snacks 1
ivory cue ball 1
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 18
jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade 3
jar of fermented pickle juice 1
jar of swamp gas 543
Jarlsberg's earring 5
jazz soap 1
jingle bell 1
Jocko Homo's head 2
jungle drum 1
kickback cookbook 6
killing feather 72
kneecapping stick 4
Knob Goblin elite helm 1
Knob Goblin love potion 25
Knob Goblin lunchbox 5
Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray 8
Knob Goblin steroids 27
Knob pasty 1
knuckle sandwich 96
kumquartz ring 1
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 1
ladle of mystery 1
Lars the Cyberian 1
laser-broiled pear 13
lavender paisley oyster egg 4
lavender plastic oyster egg 2
lavender polka-dot oyster egg 3
lead necklace 7
lead yo-yo 3
LED block 10
Lederhosen of the Night 1
limburger biker boots 2
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 25
line 306
linoleum crossbow 5
linoleum staff 6
linoleum sword 4
llama lama gong 3
logic synthesizer 1,434
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 53
love song of disturbing obsession 1
love song of naughty innuendo 1
love song of sugary cuteness 1
lucky rabbit's foot 49
lump of coal 3
lump of diamond 11
M-242 12
Mace of the Tortoise 3
mafia aria 5
magic lamp 13
magic whistle 10
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 4
maiden wig 29
mariachi hat 22
mariachi pants 71
mariachi toothpaste 1
Mark V Steam-Hat 1
marshmallow 68
mauve paisley oyster egg 5
mauve plastic oyster egg 24
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 4
mauve striped oyster egg 6
meat engine 14
Meat maid 3
Meat maid body 2
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 38
megatofu 283
melted Jell-o shot 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 49
milky potion 90
miniature antlers 1
miniature carton of clove cigarettes 3
Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot 1
misfit teddy bear 1
Misty Cape 7
Misty Cloak 9
Misty Robe 7
Mob Penguin cellular phone 7
monomolecular yo-yo 1,880
monster bait 1
motivational poster 14
mulled cider 18
mummy costume 7
murky potion 95
mushroom fermenting solution 30
mylar scout drone 5
mysterious silver lapel pin 1
nanite-infested candy cane 17
nanite-infested eggnog 17
nanite-infested fruitcake 9
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 9
nanofiber cloth 80
natto-infused sake 1
natty blue ascot 5
Necrotelicomnicon 10
New Zealand iced tea 30
night-vision goggles 1
not-a-pipe 1
nut-shaped Crimbo cookie 6
obnoxious riddle 1
obsidian dagger 61
off-white paisley oyster egg 7
off-white plastic oyster egg 15
off-white polka-dot oyster egg 8
off-white striped oyster egg 31
oily boid 1
old rosewater cream 1
old sweatpants 28
oozenog 1
opera mask 1
orange snowcone 10
orange-frosted astral cupcake 1
Orcish meat locker 2
oriole-feather headdress 1
ornate ancient cursed chest 6
ornate ancient cursed key 4
outrageous sombrero 1
oversized fish scaler 9
oyster basket 29
pack of KWE trading card 1
pail 135
pair of bolt cutters 10
pants of the Slug Lord 34
panty raider camouflage 1
paperclip 143
paranormal ricotta 3
parasitic claw 1
parasitic strangleworm 1
passable elf mask 6
pasta spoon 60
Pasta Spoon of Peril 1
pat-a-cake pendant 1
patent leather shoes 66
penguin focaccia bread 19
penguin thesaurus 81
pet rock 4
petit 4.1 2
petrified wood 38
phish stick 3
photoprotoneutron torpedo 150
Pick-O-Matic lockpicks 19
pickle-flavored chewing gum 36
pie man was not meant to eat 2
pile of dusty animal bones 4
Pink Heart of Spirit 1
pink plastic baby 1
pirate brochure 12
pirate pamphlet 1
pirate tract 1
pixellated candy heart 4
plexiglass pants 1
plexiglass pikestaff 3
plexiglass pinky ring 1
plexiglass pith helmet 2
pocketwatch on a chain 4
poison pen 7
Pokëmann band-aid 1
poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 7
polyalloy shield 3
pool cue 34
pork elf goodies sack 31
porquoise 10
porquoise ring 1
portable photocopier 4
possessed top 150
potato sprout 10
poultrygeist 1
prehistoric spear 1
psycho sweater 2
puce paisley oyster egg 3
puce plastic oyster egg 11
puce polka-dot oyster egg 6
puce striped oyster egg 5
pulsing flesh 13
pumpkinhead mask 19
purple corpsel 1
purple glowstick 1
purple snowcone 25
purple-frosted astral cupcake 2
quantum polarity inducer 564
quantum taco 6
quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments 3
Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 9
Rainbow's Gravity 1
ravioli hat 93
razor-tipped yo-yo 69
really dense meat stack 49
recursive spline reticulator 68
red class ring 471
red paisley oyster egg 1
Red Pill 2
red pixel 110
red pixel potion 40
red plastic baby 1
red plastic oyster egg 14
red polka-dot oyster egg 14
red snowcone 2
red striped oyster egg 21
red-headed corpse 2
Retenez L'Herbe Paté 44
reverse-oscillating klystron 1,157
rib of the Bonerdagon 5
rigid carapace 14
ring of aggravate monster 25
ring of half-assed regeneration 12
roasted marshmallow 257
roboduck-on-a-string 2
robotronic egg 70
rock 5
rocky raccoon 2
rogue swarmer 85
root beer 3
rubber axe 11
rusty bonesaw 76
rusty grave robbing shovel 23
rusty metal ring 1
rusty metal shaft 2
sack of doorknobs 1
sandwich of the gods 1
saucepan 131
sawblade fragment 80
Scalp of Gorgolok 1
scented massage oil 3
Schrödinger's thermos 101
scintillating powder 2
scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil 47
scroll of pasta summoning 28
seal tooth 22
seal-clubbing club 57
seal-skull helmet 48
servomechanical torsion facilitator 431
severed flipper 1
shimmering tendrils 2
shingle 95
shiny butcherknife 17
shiny ring 88
silver salt-shaker 1
silver shrimp fork 3
simple ancient cursed key 2
single-serving herbal stuffing 1
skeleton key ring 12
skull-shaped Crimboween cookie 6
sleazy and sour sauce 107
sleeping snowy owl 1
sleeping stocking 1
slightly peevedbow 1
slow jam collection 13
small leather glove 5
smoky potion 104
snake 15
Sneaky Pete's breath spray 5
snorkel 23
snowball 2
soda water 16
solid gold bowling ball 1
sonar-in-a-biscuit 1
souvenir ski t-shirt 10
soy cordial 1
spangly mariachi pants 6
spangly mariachi vest 1
spangly sombrero 6
sparkler 6
spectral pickle 2
spectre scepter 42
SPF 451 lip balm 25
sponge cake 21
spooky bark 64
spooky bicycle chain 3
spooky cosmetics bag 7
spooky eggnog 19
spooky eyeliner 4
spooky felt 37
spooky length of string 35
spooky lipstick 7
spooky mushroom 154
spooky sap 37
spooky scarecrow 3
spooky stuffing 6
spooky toy wheel 22
spooky wooden block 17
Spooky-Gro fertilizer 8
spray paint 76
spring 236
sprocket 200
sprocket assembly 9
square CRIMBCOOKIE 3
stainless steel scarf 3
stainless steel shillelagh 1
stainless steel skullcap 2
stainless steel slacks 4
stainless steel suspenders 2
star 233
star buckler 2
star crossbow 4
star hat 1
star spatula 2
star staff 2
star stiletto 1
steamy ruby 2
stick 34
stick-on-a-string 1
stolen accordion 73
stone banjo 1
strange cube 1
strange shiny disc 73
strawberyl necklace 1
stray chihuahua 1
stringy sinew 25
stuffed gray blob 166
stuffing 33
sturdy Crimbo crate 6
sub-molecular interocitor 28
sucker hakama 1
sucker kabuto 1
sucker tachi 1
sugar shard 158
Super Weight-Gain 9000 2
support cummerbund 1
swirly potion 105
synthetic stuffing 2,352
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker 1
tamarind-flavored chewing gum 27
tassel 2
tasty tart 9
tawdry amethyst 3
teddy bear 3
teddy borg 65
teeny-tiny magic scroll 2
tenderizing hammer 25
The Art of Slapfighting 5
The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones 3
The Big Book of Pirate Insults 66
The Joy of Wassailing 1
The Mariachi's guitar case 2
The Spirit of Crimbo 1
theoretical string 1,140
thermos full of Knob coffee 2
throwing wrench 8
Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette 1
Thwaitgold firefly statuette 1
Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette 2
Thwaitgold spider statuette 1
Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette 1
time sleigh 1
time's arrow 1
tin star 1
tiny bottle of absinthe 10
tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer 1
tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer 1
tiny plastic 11 Dealer 1
tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf 4
tiny plastic abominable fudgeman 1
tiny plastic accordion thief 2
tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll 2
tiny plastic angry bugbear 4
tiny plastic angry goat 36
tiny plastic anime smiley 2
tiny plastic animelf 1
tiny plastic apathetic lizardman 8
tiny plastic astronomer 4
tiny plastic Axe Wound 5
tiny plastic baby gravy fairy 7
tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth 11
tiny plastic barrrnacle 21
tiny plastic beanbat 11
tiny plastic Beelzebozo 3
tiny plastic Best Game Ever 1
tiny plastic Big Candy 1
tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar 1
tiny plastic Black Knight 6
tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball 40
tiny plastic Bonerdagon 5
tiny plastic Boss Bat 3
tiny plastic brainsweeper 9
tiny plastic briefcase bat 11
tiny plastic Cheshire bat 26
tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ 1
tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite 1
tiny plastic cocoabo 3
tiny plastic coffee pixie 2
tiny plastic colollilossus 1
tiny plastic conservationist hippy 9
tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ 1
tiny plastic Crimbo Casino 1
tiny plastic Crimbo elf 9
tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer 9
tiny plastic Crimbo wreath 1
tiny plastic Crimbomination 1
tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram 2
tiny plastic cubist bull 13
tiny plastic demoninja 6
tiny plastic Don Crimbo 1
tiny plastic drunk goat 7
tiny plastic fat stack of cash 1
tiny plastic fax machine 1
tiny plastic Felonia 3
tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus 8
tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker 11
tiny plastic fluffy bunny 3
tiny plastic fruit golem 5
tiny plastic Fudge Wizard 1
tiny plastic fuzzy dice 2
tiny plastic G Imp 5
tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick 25
tiny plastic ghuol whelp 32
tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers 6
tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire 15
tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser 57
tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester 7
tiny plastic GORM-8 1
tiny plastic goth giant 22
tiny plastic grue 3
tiny plastic handsome mariachi 3
tiny plastic Hellion 26
tiny plastic hermit 3
tiny plastic hobo elf 1
tiny plastic howling balloon monkey 5
tiny plastic Iiti Kitty 5
tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker 1
tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. 1
tiny plastic killer bee 21
tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter 4
tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl 4
tiny plastic Knob Goblin King 6
tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist 7
tiny plastic Knott Yeti 25
tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box 3
tiny plastic leprechaun 27
tiny plastic levitating potato 5
tiny plastic lobsterfrogman 2
tiny plastic Mob Penguin 1
tiny plastic mosquito 4
tiny plastic Mr. Mination 1
tiny plastic mutant elf 1
tiny plastic ninja snowman 24
tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy 4
tiny plastic pastamancer 1
tiny plastic Protagonist 3
tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime 3
tiny plastic sauceror 2
tiny plastic scary clown 3
tiny plastic Scream Queen 2
tiny plastic seal clubber 1
tiny plastic senile lihc 5
tiny plastic skeletal reindeer 1
tiny plastic smarmy pirate 4
tiny plastic Spam Witch 4
tiny plastic spiderbugbear 2
tiny plastic spiny skelelton 4
tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton 5
tiny plastic spooky vampire 9
tiny plastic Spunky Princess 2
tiny plastic stab bat 33
tiny plastic star starfish 32
tiny plastic stocking mimic 1
tiny plastic strand of DNA 1
tiny plastic sweet nutcracker 3
tiny plastic taco cat 7
tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf 1
tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski 1
tiny plastic The Man 4
tiny plastic topiary golem 2
tiny plastic Toybot 1
tiny plastic trollipop 1
tiny plastic Trouser Snake 7
tiny plastic turtle tamer 2
tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo 1
tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku 1
tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni 22
tiny plastic warbear fortress 1
tiny plastic warwelf 16
tiny plastic whitesnake 5
tiny plastic XXX pr0n 9
tiny plastic zmobie 4
toast 146
tobiko pocky 1
tofurkey gravy 15
tofurkey leg 11
tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie 3
tooth 1
toothsome rock 31
top 6
towel 48
toy crazy train 5
toy deathbot 2
toy hoverpad 18,882
toy jet pack 6
toy maglev monorail 4
toy mercenary 2
toy ray gun 3
toy space helmet 2
traffic jam 1
Travels with Jerry 1
tree-eating kite 4
tree-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
triangular CRIMBCOOKIE 3
tropical paperweight 1
tropical wrapping paper 2
tube of cranberry Go-Goo 1
tube sock 6
turtle pheromones 22
turtle totem 77
turtling rod 2
twitching claw 12
Typical Tavern swill 127
Uncle Crimbo's Rations 1
Uncle Romulus 1
Underworld acorn 1
unearthly onyx 1
unstable DNA 60
unstable laser battery 72
useless powder 164
valuable trinket 273
vampire collar 5
vampire duck-on-a-string 6
vampire glitter 8
vampire pearl 4
vertebra of the Bonerdagon 20
vial of patchouli oil 1
vibrating cyborg knife 8
viking helmet 55
vitachoconutriment capsule 7
Volartta's bellbottoms 1
volcanic ash 6
walrus-tusk earring 10
Wand of Nagamar 14
wang 3
warbear breakfast machine assembler 1
warbear soda machine assembler 1
Wax Flask 1
weird gazelle steak 1
wheel 1
white candy heart 3
white class ring 166
white hat hacker T-shirt 12
white picket fence 43
white pixel 76
wine-soaked bone chips 6
Wint-O-Fresh mint 1
wolfman mask 29
Wolfman Nardz 15
Workytime Tea 4
worthless gewgaw 9
worthless knick-knack 15
worthless trinket 19
woven baling wire bracelets 1
wreath of laurels 7
wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
wrench bracelet 1
Yakisoba's hat 1
ye olde golde frontes 1
yellow candy heart 3,055
yellow glowstick 1
Yellow Moon of Compassion 55
yellow paisley oyster egg 13
yellow plastic oyster egg 25
yellow polka-dot oyster egg 4
yellow striped oyster egg 7
yeti fur 145
yo 5
yo-yo 21
yohohoyo 57
zombie pineal gland 2
Zu Mannkäse Dienen 7