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Display Case for crystal_ingram (#791935)

This player is ranked #366 for Most Total Items with a total of 493,827 items.
This player is ranked #90 for Most Unique Items with a total of 5,757 items.

This player is a member of the clan KOL Addicts.

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crystal_ingram (#791935)

This player has 5,757 unique items and 493,827 total items in his/her display case.

	Item	Quantity
	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	1
	"DRINK ME" potion	101
	"honey" dipper	5
	"KICK ME" sign	1
	Überraschthexengebräu	1
	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	4
	1,970 carat gold	1
	1-ball	17
	1/6th Pound Cake	1
	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	11
	1952 Mickey Mantle card	1
	2-ball	20
	25-meat staff	2
	3-ball	11
	30669 scroll	43
	33398 scroll	38
	334 scroll	41
	37x37x37 puzzle cube	88
	4-ball	19
	4-d camera	5
	4-dimensional fez	1
	4-dimensional guitar	15
	4:20 bomb	8
	5-Alarm Saucepan	4
	5-ball	15
	5-hour acrimony	1
	6-ball	19
	64067 scroll	2
	668 scroll	16
	7-ball	18
	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	4
	7-inch discus	1
	8-ball	65
	8-billed baseball cap	1
	8-bit banana	1
	9-ball	1
	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
	a butt tuba	17
	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
	a little sump'm sump'm	13
	A muse-bouche	1
	abandoned candy	14
	abominable blubber	646
	abominable snowcone	3
	abstraction: action	1
	abstraction: category	2
	abstraction: certainty	1
	abstraction: comprehension	1
	abstraction: joy	1
	abstraction: motion	1
	abstraction: perception	3
	abstraction: purpose	5
	abstraction: sensation	2
	abstraction: thought	4
	abyssal battle plans	1
	Abyssal ember	1
	acceptable bagel	35
	acceptable mayolus	2
	accidental cider	49
	accidental mutton	1
	accord ion	4
	accordion file	1
	Accordion of Jordion	1
	accordionoid rocca	2
	acid-squirting flower	53
	acoustic guitarrr	10
	actual reality goggles	98
	actual tapas	41
	adder	1,553
	adder bladder	124
	adhesive tape dolly	1
	adventurer clone egg	1
	Aerheads	1
	Affirmation Cookie	1
	affordable teak perch	1
	Afternoon Delight	2
	Agent Corrigan's cigarette	1
	Aggressive Carrot	5
	Agitated Turkey	1
	agnolotti arboli	4
	agua de vida	12
	airblaster gun	552
	airborne mutagen	1
	alarm accordion	1
	albatross necklace	2
	Aldebaran sardines	1
	Alewife™ Ale	4
	Alice's Army Alchemist	28
	Alice's Army Bowman	30
	Alice's Army Cleric	32
	Alice's Army Coward	22
	Alice's Army Dervish	3
	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
	Alice's Army Foil Page	2
	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
	Alice's Army Guard	24
	Alice's Army Halberder	31
	Alice's Army Hammerman	25
	Alice's Army Horseman	26
	Alice's Army Lanceman	32
	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	28
	Alice's Army Martyr	2
	Alice's Army Ninja	25
	Alice's Army Nurse	26
	Alice's Army Page	40
	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	39
	Alice's Army Sniper	3
	Alice's Army Spearsman	23
	Alice's Army Swordsman	31
	Alice's Army Wallman	24
	alien animal goo	1
	alien autoautopsy kit	22
	alien drugs	1
	alien force field disruptor bean	1
	alien gemstone	1
	alien hologram projector	1
	alien meat	1
	alien plant goo	1
	alien sandwich	2
	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
	all-purpose cleaner	99
	all-purpose flower	1
	almost-dead walkie-talkie	1
	alpha-mail pants	1
	alphabet gum	3
	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
	amber aviator shades	3
	Ambitious Turkey	5
	ammonite candy mold	1
	ammonite fossil	8
	Amnesiac Ale	1
	amok pudding	13
	amok putter	7
	amulet of extreme plot significance	82
	Amulet of Yendor	2
	ancient calendar	1
	ancient calendar fragment	4
	ancient cursed foot locker	2
	ancient frozen dinner	61
	ancient ice cream scoop	36
	ancient Magi-Wipes	110
	ancient medicinal herbs	2
	ancient oil painting of yourself	4
	ancient poisoned dart	1,294
	ancient protein powder	146
	ancient spice	57
	ancient stone fist	13
	ancient stone head	9
	ancient turtle shell	1
	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
	ancient turtle shell powder	1
	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	3
	ancient vinyl coin purse	75
	anemone nematocyst	2
	anemone sauce	1
	angel-food cake	1
	Angry Farmer candy	184
	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	5
	angry inch	26
	angst burger	6
	Ankh of Badahnkadh	4
	ankleweights	11
	anniversary balloon	1
	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
	anniversary burlap belt	1
	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
	anniversary concrete fedora	1
	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
	anniversary pewter cape	1
	anniversary safety glass vest	1
	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
	annoying pitchfork	12
	ant agonist	25
	ant antidepressant	1
	ant hoe	4
	ant pick	5
	ant pitchfork	3
	ant rake	10
	ant sickle	2
	anti-anti-antidote	31
	anticheese	4
	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
	antique accordion	1
	antique bottle of cough syrup	14
	antique bottle opener	1
	antique greaves	13
	antique hand mirror	25
	antique helmet	18
	antique machete	12
	antique packet of ketchup	60
	antique painting of a landscape	1
	antique pair of blue jeans	1
	antique record album	1
	antique shield	13
	antique souvenir drawing	1
	antique spear	27
	antique spyglass	2
	apathetic lizardman doll	2
	aquamariner's necklace	1
	aquamariner's ring	1
	aquaviolet jub-jub bird	1
	Argarggagarg's fang	1
	arm buzzer	1
	armgun	69
	armored prawn	1
	around the world	1
	arrowgram	7
	arrrgyle socks	14
	Arrrmetia trading card	1
	artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice	44
	artisanal limoncello	38
	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	10
	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	10
	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	6
	Artist's Spatula of Despair	9
	Artist's Whisk of Misery	12
	asbestos apron	12
	asbestos crossbow	1
	asbestos crossbow string	1
	asbestos helmet turtle	1
	asbestos meat stack	1
	asbestos ore	4
	asbestos staff	1
	asbestos stick	4
	asbestos sword	1
	asbestos sword hilt	1
	asbestos thermos	4
	ASCII fu manchu	2
	ASCII shirt	3
	ash soda	1
	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
	asparagus knife	44
	asparagus lo mein	1
	asparagus stir-fry	12
	aspirin	1
	assassin's cheese knife	5
	asshat	2
	asteroid belt	1
	astral mushroom	137
	astronaut pants	2
	Atomic Comic	1
	Atomic Pop	4
	atomic vector plotter	1
	attorney's badge	624
	Aura Libre	2
	autocalliope	7
	automatic catapult	1
	auxiliary backbone	1
	awful poetry journal	119
	Ax of L'rose	1
	Aye Aye	4
	Aye Aye, Captain	1
	Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth	3
	bätzle	2
	baby cuddlefish	2
	baby killer bee	1
	babycakes	1
	backwoods screwdriver	77
	BACON	1
	baconstone	13
	baconstone bracelet	1
	baconstone earring	1
	baconstone pendant	1
	baconstone ring	1
	badass belt	24
	badass pie	2
	badge of authority	12
	badger badge	3
	Bag o' Tricks	1
	bag of airline peanuts	3
	bag of bones	1
	bag of Cheat-Os	3
	bag of foreign bribes	3
	bag of GORF	2
	bag of GORP	1
	bag of gross foreign snacks	184
	bag of lard	4
	bag of many confections	3
	bag of park garbage	11
	bag of pygmy blood	12
	bag of QWOP	2
	bag of random words	1
	bag of unfinished business	1
	bag of W&Ws	172
	baggie of powdered sugar	16
	baggie of regular-sized tardigrades	1
	bakelite-covered bacon	1
	Bal-musette accordion	1
	balaclava	2
	balaclava baklava	1
	ball	6
	ball-in-a-cup	1
	ballast turtle	4
	balloon helmet	2
	balloon monkey	2
	balloon shield	2
	balloon sword	3
	ballpark hot daub	1
	ballroom blintz	25
	baloney rotgut	3
	balsa plank	16
	bamboo bokuto	1
	banana	10
	banana cream pie	2
	banana daiquiri	1
	banana milkshake	2
	banana peel	18
	banana smoothie	1
	banana spritzer	2
	banana supersucker	1
	bananagate	1
	bananarama bangle	1
	Bangyomaman battle juice	1
	banjo kazoo mount	1
	banjo strings	27
	baobab sap	1
	bar skin	134
	bar whip	3
	barbed-wire fence	9
	bargain flash powder	7
	baritone accordion	7
	bark beret	1
	bark boxers	1
	bark bracelet	1
	bark rootbeer	5
	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	4
	barrel beryl	1
	barrel beryl choker	1
	barrel beryl nose ring	1
	barrel beryl ring	1
	barrel cracker	7
	barrel gun	1
	barrel pickle	1
	barrel-aged martini	12
	barrelhead	1
	barrrnacle	21
	barskin buckler	1
	barskin cloak	1
	barskin hat	3
	barskin loincloth	1
	barskin tent	9
	bartender skull	1
	bartender-in-the-box	1
	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	1
	Barulio's bottle	5
	baseball	21
	Bash-Ōs boxtop	1
	Bash-Ōs cereal	7
	basic martini	1
	basic meat crossbow	1
	basic meat fez	1
	basic meat foon	1
	basic meat helmet	1
	basic meat kilt	1
	basic meat pants	1
	basic meat skirt	1
	basic meat spork	1
	basic meat staff	2
	basic meat sword	5
	bastard baster	1
	bat guano	97
	bat haggis	11
	bat hat	11
	bat whip	3
	bat wing	137
	bat wing kabob	2
	bat wing stir-fry	2
	bat-ass leather jacket	1
	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	6
	batarang	6
	batblade	50
	batgut	192
	batskin belt	18
	battered Crimbo Crate	15
	battered hubcap	2
	battery-powered drill	1
	Battlie Light Saver	43
	bazooka cozy	1
	bazookafish bubble gum	3
	Beach Buck	1
	beach glass bead	12
	beach glass necklace	3
	bean burrito	12
	beanbag chair	32
	bear claw	9
	beard incense	5
	beastly paste	2
	beaten-up Chucks	7
	beaver spear	2
	bed of coals	2
	Beefy Crunch Pastaco	1
	beefy fish meat	11
	beer basted brat	2
	beer bomb	513
	beer bong	90
	beer cartilage	2
	beer goggles	1
	beer helmet	109
	beer lens	15
	beer-a-pult	1
	beer-battered accordion	5
	beer-scented teddy bear	8
	beer-soaked mop	37
	beertini	5
	beery blood	4
	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
	begpwnia	3
	beholed bedsheet	1
	beige clambroth marble	1
	Beignet Milgranet	4
	bejeweled accordion strap	1
	bejeweled cufflinks	5
	bejeweled pledge pin	146
	belemnite candy mold	18
	belemnite fossil	3
	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
	bellhop bell	3
	bellhop's hat	20
	Ben-Gal™ Balm	6
	bent scrap metal	161
	berries of suffering	6
	berry-infused sake	1
	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
	bezoar ring	1
	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
	BGE merchandise order form	1
	BGE pocket calendar	2
	BGE shotglass	2
	BGE temporary tattoo	1
	BGE tiny plastic toy	11
	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
	big bad voodoo mask	5
	big bass drum	57
	big boom	19
	big bundle of chamoix	1
	big dribbly candle	1
	big glob of skin	3
	Big Punk	1
	big red button	1
	big red clown nose	77
	big rock	2
	big slimy cyst	1
	big stick	1
	big stirring stick	1
	bigger stick	1
	bilge wine	52
	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
	bindlestocking	5
	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
	bird rib	23
	birdbone corset	1
	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	2
	bishop cookie	1
	Bit O' Ectoplasm	10
	Bit O' Quail Spleen	1
	bit of clingfilm	3
	bit-o-cactus	75
	bite-me-red lipstick	2
	BitterSweetTarts	1
	Bjorn's Hammer	2
	black & tan	8
	black and white cracker	7
	Black Angus blackburger	1
	black belt	1
	black blade	6
	Black Body™ spray	1
	black brandy	1
	black BRICKO brick	1
	black catseye marble	1
	black cherry soda	9
	black cloak	6
	black cowboy hat	2
	black eye shadow	6
	black eyedrops	6
	black facepaint	2
	black forest cake	5
	black forest ham	10
	black friar's tonsure	19
	black gold	25
	black greaves	41
	black helmet	35
	Black Hole	1
	black kettle drum	8
	black label	22
	black lotus	1
	black magic powder	18
	black mana	1
	Black No. 2	29
	black paisley oyster egg	4
	black pension check	84
	black pepper	4
	black picnic basket	49
	black pixel	57
	black plastic oyster egg	4
	black polka-dot oyster egg	5
	black pudding	20
	black sheepskin diploma	1
	black shield	34
	black snake skin	64
	black snowcone	1
	black spot	2
	black striped oyster egg	4
	black sword	37
	black tear	6
	black velvet box	1
	black-and-blue light	721
	blackberry	95
	blackberry combat boots	4
	blackberry galoshes	9
	blackberry moccasins	2
	blackberry polite	4
	blackberry slippers	3
	Blackfly Chardonnay	4
	blammer	3
	blank diary	1
	blank fudge mold	1
	blank prescription sheet	1
	Blatantly Canadian	5
	blended frozen swill	5
	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	7
	blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail	1
	blind-packed capsule toy	1
	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	91
	blob of acid	1
	blob of Alphredo™	5
	blob of wood glue	17
	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	3
	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
	blood and blood	3
	blood flower	1
	Blood Light	2
	blood of the Wereseal	2
	blood sausage	1
	blood-faced volleyball	1
	blood-red mushroom wine	1
	bloodied surgical dungarees	6
	bloodstain stick	11
	bloody beer	6
	bloody clown pants	82
	bloody mary	7
	Bloody Nora	1
	blowdart	33
	blue canary nightlight	1
	blue class ring	106
	Blue Diamond of Honesty	3
	blue lava globs	1
	blue mana	1
	blue oyster badge	32
	blue paisley oyster egg	19
	blue pixel	121
	blue pixel potion	2
	blue plasma ball	636
	blue plastic baby	1
	blue plastic oyster egg	5
	blue polka-dot oyster egg	5
	blue potion	12
	blue raspberry troll doll	1
	blue shell	5
	blue snowcone	1
	blue striped oyster egg	6
	blue suede shoes	1
	blue tulip	2
	blue velvet cake	1
	blue-frosted astral cupcake	4
	blundarrrbus	2
	blunt cat claw	55
	blunt icepick	9
	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
	bobcat grenade	10
	Bohemian rhapsody	2
	boilermaker	1
	boilgun	1
	boiling seal blood	8
	bone abacus	413
	bone bandoneon	6
	bone bons	1
	bone chips	2
	bone collar	2
	bone crusher	1
	bone flute	26
	bone meal	1
	bone rattle	1
	Bone's Farm "wine"	1
	bonerang	1
	Bonerdagon necklace	1
	Bonestabber	1
	bonsai tree	4
	booby trap	1
	book of matches	269
	boot knife	1
	BOOterfinger	1
	booty chest charrrm	15
	booty chest charrrm bracelet	2
	booze-soaked cherry	8
	boozebomb	30
	Boozehounds Anonymous token	18
	Bordeaux Marteaux	7
	borg sock monkey	1
	boring spaghetti	16
	Boris's key lime	1
	Boris's key lime pie	2
	Boris's ring	1
	borrowed time	32
	Boss Bat bling	1
	Boss Bat britches	2
	Boss Drops	4
	bottle of alcohol	70
	bottle of Amontillado	1
	bottle of antifreeze	4
	bottle of black cat tonic	3
	bottle of Blank-Out	1
	bottle of bubbles	1
	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
	bottle of clam juice	1
	bottle of cooking sherry	88
	bottle of Definit	1
	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
	bottle of drinkin' gas	2
	bottle of Evermore	78
	bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1
	bottle of fire	1
	bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA	1
	bottle of fruity "wine"	3
	bottle of gin	2
	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
	bottle of goofballs	3
	bottle of Greedy Dog	1
	bottle of gregnadigne	2
	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	7
	bottle of Lambada Lambic	1
	bottle of laundry sherry	6
	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
	bottle of lighter fluid	2
	bottle of limeade	2
	bottle of melodramamine	1
	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	14
	bottle of Mystic Shell	5
	bottle of norwhiskey	7
	bottle of novelty hot sauce	1
	bottle of Old Pugilist	1
	bottle of Ooze-O	3
	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
	bottle of Pete's Sake	1
	bottle of Pinot Renoir	3
	bottle of pirate juice	3
	bottle of popskull	62
	bottle of Professor Beer	1
	bottle of Race Car Red	1
	bottle of Rapier Witbier	1
	bottle of realpagne	2
	bottle of Red-Out	1
	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	2
	bottle of rum	111
	bottle of sake	1
	bottle of sewage schnapps	5
	bottle of tequila	10
	bottle of ultravitamins	10
	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	2
	bottle of vodka	6
	bottle of whiskey	281
	bottle of wine	2
	bottle opener belt buckle	129
	bottlecap turtle	1
	bottled inspiration	10
	bottled swamp gas	1
	bottoms of the barrel	1
	boulder	87
	bounty-hunting helmet	1
	bounty-hunting pants	1
	bounty-hunting rifle	1
	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
	bow staff	1
	bowl of Bounty-Os	2
	bowl of cottage cheese	334
	bowl of eyeballs	7
	bowl of fishysoisse	1
	bowl of Jeal-O	34
	bowl of lucky charms	1
	bowl of maggots	3
	bowl of marinade	2
	bowl of mummy guts	11
	bowl of rye sprouts	2
	Bowl of Scorpions	1
	bowl of Tastee-Wheet™	3
	bowl of topioca	1
	bowler	1
	bowling ball	15
	box	51
	box of Dweebs	195
	box of Familiar Jacks	8
	box of hammers	26
	box of Pokëmann band-aids	1
	box of sunshine	5
	box turtle	2
	box-in-the-box	1
	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
	boxed champagne	2
	boxed wine	223
	boxing glove	3
	boxing glove on a spring	1
	boxing-glove-in-a-box	1
	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	164
	brains casserole	79
	BRAINS shorts	1
	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
	brainy skull	1
	Bram's choker	4
	brand new key	1
	brass abacus	2
	brass crank handle	1
	brass dorsal fin	1
	brass gear	174
	brass stinger	3
	bread basket	1
	bread line	6
	breadchucks	26
	breaded beer	2
	breadwand	5
	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	10
	breakfast mess	1
	breakfast miracle	1
	breath mint	1
	brick	5
	brick of sand	5
	BRICKO airship	1
	BRICKO bat	1
	BRICKO brick	5,944
	BRICKO bulwark	1
	BRICKO elephant	1
	BRICKO eye brick	521
	BRICKO hat	1
	BRICKO octopus	1
	BRICKO ooze	1
	BRICKO oyster	1
	BRICKO pants	1
	BRICKO pearl	1
	BRICKO pyramid	1
	BRICKO python	1
	BRICKO reactor	1
	BRICKO stud	4
	BRICKO sword	1
	BRICKO trunk	1
	BRICKO turtle	1
	briefcase	45
	brigand brittle	416
	Bright Water	22
	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	22
	brine	64
	briny vinegar	1
	brittle plastic handle	1
	broberry brogurt	3
	brocolate brogurt	3
	broken beer bottle	1
	broken BRICKO brick	3
	broken carburetor	1
	broken cellular phone	1
	broken clock	29
	broken glass grenade	5
	broken high-temperature mining drill	1
	broken skull	49
	broken sword	16
	broken warbear gyrocopter	1
	bronze breastplate	2
	bronze handcuffs	2
	bronzed locust	83
	BROS Energy Drink	6
	brown crock marble	2
	brown felt tophat	86
	brown paper bag mask	16
	brown paper pants	15
	brown pixel	1
	brown plastic baby	1
	brown sugar cane	246
	bubble bauble bow	2
	bubble-wrap simulator	1
	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	1
	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	7
	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	1
	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
	bubblewrap crossbow	1
	bubblewrap ore	11
	bubblewrap staff	1
	bubblewrap sword	1
	bubblin' crude	457
	bubbly potion	34
	bucket of anniversary lard	1
	bucket of fish juice	1
	bucket of honey	66
	bucket of wine	23
	buckler buckle	1
	buckyball	11
	buffalo blade	1
	bug paste	2
	bugbear beanie	44
	bugbear bungguard	47
	bugbear purification pill	1
	Bugbearclaw Donut	1
	bugged bÃ¶n±Ã©t	1
	bugged balaclava	1
	bugged beanie	1
	Bulky Buddy Box	1
	bull blubber	4
	bullet-proof corduroys	107
	bum cheek	56
	bunch of bananas	1
	bunch of square grapes	128
	bungle in the jungle	2
	bunny liver	2
	buoybottoms	9
	burnt flower	2
	burst hellseal brain	36
	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
	bus pass	92
	butterfly knife	18
	Buttery Knob	1
	button rouge	10
	buzzard feather	1
	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	2
	C.B.F.G.	1
	C.H.U.M. chum	2
	C.H.U.M. knife	1
	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
	cactus fruit	54
	caipifruta	14
	Caipiranha	1
	Cajun accordion	1
	calavera concertina	1
	calle de miel	4
	Camp Scout pup tent	1
	can cannon	1
	can of Adultwitch™	1
	can of Binarrrca	1
	can of black paint	3
	can of Brütalbräu	1
	can of CRIMBCOLA	8
	can of depilatory cream	14
	can of Drooling Monk	1
	can of fake snow	1
	can of franks 'n' beans	1
	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	3
	can of Impetuous Scofflaw	1
	can of maces	5
	can of Red Minotaur	11
	can of sardines	2
	can of spinach	5
	can of starch	2
	can of sterno	9
	can of Swiller	5
	can of the cheapest beer	5
	can of V-11	1
	Can-Can skirt	1
	can-can-in-a-can	1
	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	14
	can-you-dig-it?	1
	Candicaine	1
	candied bolts	5
	candied kobold	4
	candied nuts	5
	candied pecan	2
	candied sweet potatoes	1
	candied yams	20
	Candy Alexander	2
	candy brain	3
	candy cane	921
	candy cane candygram	1
	candy carrot	1
	candy carrot cake	4
	candy cigarette	5
	candy crayons	1
	candy kneecapping stick	1
	candy knife	2
	candy knuckles	1
	candy necktie	2
	candy skeleton	4
	candy stake	1
	candycaine powder	1
	cane-mail pants	1
	cane-mail shirt	1
	cannonball charrrm	10
	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
	canopic jar	210
	canteen of wine	1
	cap gun	1
	capacitor relay	1
	carbon nanotube frame	1
	carbonated soy milk	81
	carbonated water lily	282
	card sleeve	1
	cardboard box turtle	1
	cardboard crossbow	1
	cardboard katana	8
	cardboard ore	5
	cardboard staff	1
	cardboard sword	1
	cardboard wakizashi	14
	caret	1
	carob brownies	2
	carob cannon	1
	carob chunk cookies	8
	carob chunk noodles	7
	carob chunks	39
	carrot cake	3
	carrot claret	2
	carrot juice	1
	carrot nose	1
	carton of gaspers	2
	carton of rotten eggs	123
	carton of snake milk	72
	cartoon heart	12
	casino pass	6
	cast	60
	cast-iron legacy paddle	2
	cat appendix	45
	catfish whiskers	1
	catgut	72
	catgut taco	129
	catskin buckler	2
	catskin cap	2
	catsup	1
	caustic slime nodule	2
	celestial au jus	1
	celestial carrot juice	1
	celestial olive oil	1
	celestial squid ink	1
	Cement Mixer	2
	cement sandals	2
	censored can label	1
	Centauri fish wine	1
	centipede eggs	70
	centurion helmet	1
	Cerebral Cloche	1
	Cerebral Crossbow	1
	Cerebral Culottes	3
	chain-mail monokini	1
	chainsaw chain	1
	Chakra Libre	1
	chakra malt	1
	chakra-mental wine	2
	chaos butterfly	32
	chaos popcorn	2
	charged magnet	1
	charisma potion	5
	Charity's choker	1
	charming flute	21
	charpuce jub-jub bird	1
	charrrm bracelet	4
	cheap Chinese beer	2
	cheap cigar butt	20
	cheap clip-on ninja tie	3
	cheap elven gloves	1
	cheap plastic blowgun	4
	cheap plastic bottle opener	1
	cheap plastic kazoo	1
	cheap studded belt	791
	cheap sunglasses	25
	cheap toaster	5
	cheer-o-gram	1
	Cheer-Up soda	1
	cheezburger	4
	Chef Boy, R&D's business card	1
	chef skull	2
	chef's hat	118
	chef-in-the-box	1
	chef-skull-in-the-box	1
	cherry	9
	Cherry Cloaca Cola	4
	cherry pie	46
	Cherrytastrophe wine cooler	1
	chewing gum on a string	10
	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
	chicle de salchicha	1
	children of the candy corn	5
	Chinese curse words	6
	chintzy accordion pin	105
	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
	chintzy noodle ring	1
	chintzy saucepan earring	1
	chintzy seal pendant	7
	chintzy turtle brooch	1
	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	106
	chiptune guitar	1
	chisel	5
	chitinous pod	1
	chlorine crystal	3
	chloroform rag	78
	chlorophyll paste	3
	Choco-Mint patty	1
	chocolate disco ball	3
	chocolate filthy lucre	274
	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	9
	chocolate pasta spoon	4
	chocolate saucepan	4
	chocolate seal-clubbing club	5
	chocolate spurs	1
	chocolate stolen accordion	7
	chocolate turtle totem	2
	chocolate-covered caviar	1
	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
	chocotini	1
	chopsticks	12
	Chori Zo trading card	1
	chorizo brownies	3
	chorizo taco	18
	chrome crossbow	1
	chrome crossbow string	1
	chrome helmet turtle	2
	chrome meat stack	1
	chrome ore	1
	chrome staff	1
	chrome stick	4
	chrome sword	1
	chrome sword hilt	1
	Chroner	1
	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
	chunk of hot iron	6
	chunk of rock salt	3
	Churchill	1
	cigar box turtle	5
	cigarette lighter	100
	Cinco Mayo Lager	2
	cinnamon cannoli	5
	cinnamon troll doll	1
	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
	Citrus Crush wine cooler	4
	citrus-infused sake	1
	classy monkey	25
	Claw of the Infernal Seal	1
	clay peace-sign bead	18
	Claybender glasses	27
	Climate Colada	1
	clingfilm cap	1
	clingfilm slippers	1
	clingfilm tangle	1
	Cloaca Cola Polar	19
	Cloaca grenade	2
	Cloaca-Cola	5
	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	18
	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	2
	Cloaca-Cola helmet	2
	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
	Cloaca-Cola shield	4
	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	2
	clock-cleaning hammer	20
	clockwork bartender head	1
	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	1
	clockwork chef head	1
	clockwork chef-in-the-box	1
	clockwork claws	1
	clockwork clockwise dome	3
	clockwork counterclockwise dome	2
	clockwork crossbow	1
	clockwork detective skull	1
	clockwork doohickey	1
	clockwork endoskeleton	1
	clockwork handle	2
	clockwork hat	1
	clockwork key	1
	clockwork maid	1
	clockwork maid head	1
	clockwork pants	1
	clockwork pirate skull	1
	clockwork rings	1
	clockwork rod	1
	clockwork shank	1
	clockwork sphere	1
	clockwork sword	1
	clockwork thingamajig	9
	clockwork trench coat	1
	clockwork widget	1
	cloudy potion	3
	clove-flavored lip balm	13
	clown hammer	4
	clown shoes	57
	clown skin	128
	clown whip	1
	clown wig	2
	clownskin belt	3
	clownskin buckler	1
	clownskin harness	1
	club necklace	5
	club of the five seasons	2
	clumsiness bark	32
	cluster of hops	2
	clutch of dodecapede eggs	34
	coal contact lenses	1
	coal dust	1
	coal shovel	14
	coarse hemp socks	1
	cob of corn	2
	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	7
	cocktail napkin	51
	cocktail onion	19
	cocoa egg	48
	cocoa eggshell fragment	139
	coconut bikini top	1
	coconut shell	98
	cod cape	1
	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
	Codpiece of the Goblin King	3
	coffee pixie stick	1
	coffin lid	21
	cog	193
	cog and sprocket assembly	9
	Coinspiracy	1
	Colander of Em-er'il	1
	cold and sour sauce	1
	cold hi mein	1
	Cold Hots candy	81
	cold jelly	3
	cold mashed potatoes	1
	cold ninja mask	12
	cold nuggets	1
	cold powder	1
	cold seal sweat	17
	cold wad	3
	cold water bottle	15
	cold-filtered water	3
	collapsible baton	1
	collection of tiny spooky objects	16
	cologne of contempt	3
	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	14
	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	14
	colored-light "necklace"	1
	colorful plastic ball	1
	colorful toad	24
	comb jelly	4
	combat fan	1
	Comet Drop	1
	Comet Pop	1
	comfy coffin	1
	comfy pillow	8
	commemorative war stein	4
	communal gobstopper	5
	communications windchimes	315
	compressed air canister	8
	compression stocking	24
	computronic processing unit	1
	concentrated cordial of concentration	3
	concentrated garbage juice	1
	concentrated magicalness pill	13
	concoction of clumsiness	1
	confusing LED clock	422
	congratulatory cake	1
	conjured ice cream	6
	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	7
	Cookbook of the Damned	4
	cookie cookie	1
	Cool Brunch Pastaco	2
	cool cat claw	9
	cool cat elixir	1
	cool jelly donut	2
	cool mushroom	3
	cool mushroom casserole	1
	cool mushroom wine	1
	cool spore pod	10
	cool whip	19
	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
	copper ha'penny charrrm	10
	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	1
	cordial of concentration	1
	corn holder	23
	corncob pipe	1
	cornuthaum	6
	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	22
	Corpse Island iced tea	7
	corpse on the beach	5
	corpsebite	5
	corpsedriver	4
	corpsetini	8
	correction fluid	1
	corrupted data	1
	corrupted marrow	22
	cosmic paste	2
	costume rental shop	3
	costume sword	3
	cottage	1
	cotton candy bale	1
	cotton candy cone	13
	cotton candy pillow	7
	cotton candy pinch	1
	cotton candy plug	1
	cotton candy skoshe	3
	cotton candy smidgen	15
	cow poker	10
	crêepy mask	11
	cracker	2
	cranberries	149
	cranberry cordial	1
	cranberry cylinder	1
	crappy brain	197
	crappy camera	1
	crappy waiter disguise	42
	crayon shavings	9
	crazy hobo notebook	12
	crazy little Turkish delight	12
	Crazymaker	6
	cream of pointy mushroom soup	5
	cream pie	2
	cream stout	32
	creamsicle	38
	creepy doll head	2
	creepy ginger ale	14
	creepy voice box	2
	creepy voodoo doll	2
	Crepes a la Lune	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
	CRIMBCOIDS mints	6
	CRIMBCOLOAF	3
	Crimbo candied pecan	19
	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	9
	Crimbo fudge	25
	Crimbo paste	1
	Crimbo peppermint bark	23
	Crimbo pie	276
	Crimbo salad	4
	Crimbo ukulele	1
	Crimbo wreath	1
	Crimbojito	5
	Crimbonium fuel rod	2
	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	2
	Crimboween memo	2
	Crimbuck	40
	crimsilion jub-jub bird	1
	croquet hedgehog	2
	crossbow string	1
	crotchety pants	2
	crowbar	2
	crowbarrr	8
	Crown of the Goblin King	31
	crown-shaped beanie	1
	crude crudités	8
	crude voodoo doll	17
	crudles	2
	cruelty-free wine	18
	crystal belt buckle	1
	crystal decanter	1
	crystal skeleton vodka	4
	crystal skull	25
	crystalline cheer	1
	crystalline reamer	2
	CSA all-purpose soap	1
	CSA bravery badge	3
	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
	CSA discount card	1
	CSA obedience grenade	6
	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	28
	cube of billiard chalk	1
	cube of ectoplasm	1
	cup of hickory chicory	4
	cup of infinite pencils	1
	cup of lukewarm tea	2
	cup of primitive beer	1
	cupcake-in-a-cup	1
	cuppa Activi tea	1
	cuppa Alacri tea	1
	cuppa Boo tea	1
	cuppa Chari tea	1
	cuppa Craft tea	1
	cuppa Dexteri tea	1
	cuppa Feroci tea	1
	cuppa Flamibili tea	1
	cuppa Flexibili tea	1
	cuppa Frost tea	2
	cuppa Impregnabili tea	1
	cuppa Improprie tea	3
	cuppa Insani tea	1
	cuppa Irritabili tea	1
	cuppa Loyal tea	1
	cuppa Mana tea	1
	cuppa Morbidi tea	4
	cuppa Net tea	1
	cuppa Physicali tea	1
	cuppa Toast tea	6
	curdflinger	1
	curmudgel	9
	cursed black pearl onion	5
	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
	cursed bottle of rum	4
	cursed cannonball	1
	cursed dirty joke scroll	2
	cursed piece of thirteen	1
	Cursed Punch	4
	cursed scrunchie	1
	cursed sea biscuit	1
	cursed voodoo skull	3
	custard pie	84
	cyber-mattock	1
	cyborg doll	1
	cyborg stompin' boot	1
	cyclops eyedrops	1
	cylindrical mold	1
	cymbal syrup	4
	D roll	2
	d10	17
	d12	33
	d20	12
	d4	5
	d6	22
	d8	29
	Daffy Taffy	121
	daily dungeon malware	1
	daisy	1
	damp bar rag	1
	dance card	21
	dancing fan	7
	dangerous jerkcicle	10
	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	2
	Dark & Starry	1
	dark baconstone ring	1
	dark potion	2
	das boot	1
	daub-breaker	7
	day-old beer	2
	deactivated MicroMechaMech	1
	dead guy's memento	1
	dead guy's watch	30
	dead lights pie	8
	dead meat bun	7
	deadly lampshade	1
	deadly nightshade	1
	death blossom	9
	decanter of fine Scotch	1
	decaying goldfish liver	1
	decaying wooden oar	1
	decaying wooden paddle	2
	decaying wooden pole	2
	decent brain	3
	deck of tropical cards	1
	decomposed boot	2
	decorative fountain	4
	Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe	3
	deep six-shooter	2
	defective skull	2
	dehydrated caviar	13
	delectable fire ant	5
	delicious candy	4
	delicious comfit?	5
	delicious noodles	3
	delicious salad	1
	delicious shimmering moth	8
	delicious spicy noodles	14
	delicious stinkbug	1
	delicious swamp muck	14
	deluxe layer cake	4
	demon buckler	1
	demon skin	86
	demon whip	1
	demon-horned hat	1
	demonic cow's blood	14
	demonic paste	2
	demonic surgical gloves	4
	demonskin jacket	1
	demonskin trousers	1
	denim axe	4
	dense meat crossbow	1
	dense meat stack	139
	dense meat staff	1
	dense meat sword	1
	dented harmonica	27
	dented spoon	1
	deodorant	79
	depantsing bomb	74
	depleted Grimacite ninja mask	1
	depleted Grimacite shinguards	1
	depleted uranium seal figurine	1
	desiccated apricot	61
	designer handbag	1
	detective skull	2
	dethklok	4
	devil hair pasta	24
	Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce	3
	devil's-food cake	1
	deviled egg	1
	devilish folio	35
	dew yoana lei	6
	dew yoana salacious lei	1
	diamond necklace	4
	diamond-studded cane	24
	diamond-studded fronts	1
	dice belt buckle	1
	dice ring	1
	dice sunglasses	1
	dice-print do-rag	1
	dice-print pajama pants	1
	dice-shaped backpack	1
	didgeridooka	71
	Diet Cloaca Cola	13
	digital key lime	1
	digital key lime pie	7
	dilapidated wizard hat	1
	dill	72
	diluted makeup	6
	dingy planks	1
	dinner roll	1
	dire fudgesicle	36
	dirt julep	1
	dirty hobo gloves	84
	dirty rigging rope	2
	disassembled clover	141
	disbelief suspenders	2
	discarded swimming trunks	2
	disco ball	456
	Disco Banjo	5
	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	8
	disco horoscope (Aries)	2
	disco horoscope (Cancer)	6
	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	11
	disco horoscope (Gemini)	10
	disco horoscope (Leo)	7
	disco horoscope (Libra)	4
	disco horoscope (Pisces)	6
	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	6
	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	6
	disco horoscope (Taurus)	8
	disco horoscope (Virgo)	10
	disco mask	461
	discocktail	22
	disease	88
	disembodied brain	2
	disembodied smile	2
	dishrag	9
	disintegrating quill pen	154
	disintegrating sheet music	15
	disintegrating spiky collar	11
	displaced fish	115
	disposable instant camera	2
	distention pill	2
	distilled fortified wine	17
	distressed denim pants	195
	disturbing fanfic	242
	Divine	8
	divine blowout	6
	divine can of silly string	3
	divine champagne flute	4
	divine champagne popper	1
	divine cracker	5
	divine noisemaker	2
	diving muff	1
	DNOTC Box	1
	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	31
	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	97
	Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic	1
	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	20
	Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum	1
	dog ointment	2
	Dogsgotnonoz pills	2
	doll house	1
	dollar-sign bag	1
	dollhive	1
	Dolphin King's crown	2
	dolphin whistle	56
	donkey flipbook	3
	dope gangsta bling-bling	3
	dope wheels	1
	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	3
	double barreled barrel gun	1
	double entendre	1
	double-barreled sling	6
	double-ice box	1
	double-ice britches	2
	double-ice cap	1
	double-ice gum	5
	Doublepunchplanter	1
	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
	drab sonata	53
	Drac & Tan	3
	drafty drawers	1
	draggin' ball hat	5
	dragon snaps	84
	Dramatic™ range	2
	dreadlock whip	5
	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	1
	dream of a dog	1
	dress pants	20
	dried face	22
	dripping meat crossbow	1
	dripping meat staff	1
	dripping meat sword	1
	drive-by shooting	1
	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	18
	droll monocle	1
	drone self-destruct chip	1
	droopy doll eye	15
	drop of water-37	1
	droppable microphone	1
	Drowsy Sword	40
	drum machine	64
	drum of tommy ammo	65
	Drunken Astrophysicist	2
	Drunken Neurologist	2
	Drunken Philosopher	3
	dry cleaning receipt	1
	dry martini	1
	dry noodles	158
	dry vodka martini	1
	drywall axe	1
	dubious loincloth	1
	dubious peppermint	1
	ducha de oro	17
	duck-on-a-string	1
	duct tape	34
	duct tape buckler	1
	duct tape dockers	1
	duct tape fedora	1
	duct tape shirt	1
	duct tape sword	1
	duct tape wallet	3
	dude ranch souvenir crate	4
	dueling banjo	1
	dueling turtle	4
	dull fish scale	69
	Dump Truck	6
	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
	dungeoneering kit	1
	duonoculars	3
	Duskwalker fangs	14
	Duskwalker syringe	56
	Dust bunny	1
	dusty animal cranium	3
	dusty animal jawbone	2
	dusty animal pelvis	2
	dusty animal skull	1
	dusty bottle of Marsala	45
	dusty bottle of Merlot	62
	dusty bottle of Muscat	51
	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	90
	dusty bottle of Port	75
	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	71
	dusty Crimbo crate	3
	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	3
	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	4
	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	2
	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	2
	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	2
	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	3
	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	2
	dusty first caudal vertebra	3
	dusty first cervical vertebra	1
	dusty first lumbar vertebra	2
	dusty first thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	4
	dusty fourth cervical vertebra	1
	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	4
	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	2
	dusty left clavicle	3
	dusty left eighth rib	4
	dusty left eleventh rib	1
	dusty left femur	2
	dusty left fibula	2
	dusty left fifth rib	2
	dusty left first front claw	2
	dusty left first rear claw	2
	dusty left first rib	3
	dusty left fourth front claw	2
	dusty left fourth rear claw	4
	dusty left fourth rib	1
	dusty left humerus	2
	dusty left kneecap	2
	dusty left ninth rib	2
	dusty left radius	2
	dusty left scapula	2
	dusty left second front claw	1
	dusty left second rear claw	3
	dusty left second rib	3
	dusty left seventh rib	3
	dusty left sixth rib	3
	dusty left tenth rib	2
	dusty left third front claw	2
	dusty left third rear claw	1
	dusty left third rib	1
	dusty left thumb	2
	dusty left tibia	2
	dusty left twelfth rib	1
	dusty left ulna	1
	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty right clavicle	2
	dusty right eighth rib	4
	dusty right eleventh rib	1
	dusty right femur	1
	dusty right fibula	2
	dusty right fifth rib	2
	dusty right first front claw	2
	dusty right first rear claw	5
	dusty right first rib	2
	dusty right fourth front claw	3
	dusty right fourth rear claw	2
	dusty right fourth rib	1
	dusty right humerus	2
	dusty right kneecap	3
	dusty right ninth rib	1
	dusty right radius	4
	dusty right scapula	7
	dusty right second front claw	1
	dusty right second rear claw	2
	dusty right second rib	2
	dusty right seventh rib	3
	dusty right sixth rib	3
	dusty right tenth rib	1
	dusty right third front claw	1
	dusty right third rear claw	2
	dusty right third rib	2
	dusty right thumb	1
	dusty right tibia	1
	dusty right twelfth rib	1
	dusty right ulna	1
	dusty sacral vertebrae	1
	dusty second caudal vertebra	2
	dusty second cervical vertebra	3
	dusty second lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty second thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty seventh caudal vertebra	4
	dusty seventh cervical vertebra	2
	dusty seventh lumbar vertebra	4
	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	2
	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	3
	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	3
	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty third caudal vertebra	2
	dusty third cervical vertebra	2
	dusty third lumbar vertebra	2
	dusty third thoracic vertebra	5
	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	2
	dwarf bread	1
	dwarvish magazine	3
	Dyspepsi grenade	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola	46
	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	2
	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	3
	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	4
	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	3
	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	3
	Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen	4
	eagle feather	7
	eagle's milk	52
	ear poison	3
	Earring of Fire	1
	Earth and Firewater	1
	Earth, Wind and Firewater	9
	easter egg balloon	3
	Eau de Guaneau	2
	Ecto-Cooler	1
	ectoplasm au jus	3
	ectoplasmic orbs	84
	ectoplasmic paste	1
	eel battery	1
	eel skin	3
	eelskin hat	1
	eelskin pants	1
	eelskin shield	2
	Effermint™ tablets	64
	effervescent potion	20
	effluvious emerald	2
	eggbeater	8
	eggnog	143
	eighth plague	2
	El Sombrero De Lopez	3
	El Vibrato power sphere	5
	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	2
	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
	El Vibrato trapezoid	1
	Elder Turtle Shell	1
	elderly jawbreaker	27
	eldritch distillate	1
	eldritch dough	19
	eldritch effluvium	4
	eldritch essence	1
	eldritch extract	1
	electric copperhead potion	7
	electric crutch	1
	electric Kool-Aid	1
	electric snakebite	18
	electrical thingamabob	1
	elegant nightstick	86
	elemental caipiroska	2
	elemental paste	1
	elephant stinger	17
	eleven-foot pole	3
	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	10
	Elfin shortbread	4
	Elizabeth's Dollie	1
	Elizabeth's paintbrush	1
	Ellsbury's skull	1
	Elmley shades	11
	*elven limbos* gingerbread**	4
	elven cellocello	1
	elven hardtack	156
	elven magi-pack	153
	elven medi-pack	186
	elven moonshine	3
	elven socks	1
	elven squeeze	171
	elven suicide capsule	1
	Elvish delight	1
	embezzler's oil	4
	empty agua de vida bottle	1
	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	40
	empty meat tank	1
	enchanted barbell	11
	enchanted bean	129
	enchanted bean burrito	7
	enchanted brass knuckles	1
	enchanted eyepatch	2
	Enchanted Flyswatter	8
	enchanted handwarmer	9
	enchanted muesli	77
	Enchanted Plunger	6
	enchanted toothpick	1
	enchantlers	1
	energy drink IV	77
	ennui-flavored potato chips	126
	enormous belt buckle	38
	enormous hoop earring	5
	Ent cider	8
	enticing mayolus	1
	equal sign	1
	eraser nubbin	33
	escargotsicle	1
	especially salty dog	1
	essential cameraderie	5
	essential soy	1
	essential tofu	2
	eternal car battery	1
	Event Horizon	4
	Everlasting Deckswabber	2
	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
	evil golden arch	20
	evil golden arches	1
	evil googly eye	1
	evil teddy bear	1
	exotic jungle fruit	212
	exotic orchid	1
	exotic travel brochure	32
	expensive champagne	1
	expensive cigar	2
	expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
	expired can of franks 'n' beans	1
	exploding gum	1
	exploding hacky-sack	24
	extra-fancy ring setting	1
	extra-flat panini	20
	extra-greasy slider	1
	extra-heavy BRICKO brick	1
	extra-large palm-frond toupee	3
	extra-potent gremlin mutagen	2
	extra-see-thru nightie	1
	Extra-slimy Slimosa	4
	extra-spicy bloody mary	5
	extra-strength strongness elixir	11
	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	50
	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
	eXtreme meat staff	1
	eXtreme meat sword	1
	eXtreme mittens	160
	eXtreme nose ring	2
	eXtreme scarf	112
	extremely confusing manual	1
	extremely skinny jeans	1
	extremely slippery nipple	2
	extremely wet T-shirt	1
	eye of newt	6
	eye of the Tiger-lily	21
	eye-pod	2
	eyedrops of newt	1
	eyedrops of the ermine	5
	eyedrops of the ocelot	3
	eyepatch	45
	f3d0r4	18
	fabric hardener	9
	fabric softener	14
	facehugging alien	1
	facsimile dictionary	1
	faded green protest sign	1
	faded red protest sign	1
	fairy gravy boat	8
	fake blood	3
	fake fake vomit	3
	fake hand	6
	fake plastic grass	1
	Falcon™ Maltese Liquor	1
	false eyelashes	2
	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	2
	fancy ball mask	1
	fancy bath salts	102
	fancy beef jerky	2
	fancy blue potion	3
	fancy but probably evil chocolate	1
	fancy calligraphy pen	6
	fancy chocolate	2
	fancy chocolate car	1
	fancy dress ball	1
	fancy opera glasses	5
	fancy schmancy cheese sauce	2
	fancy seashell necklace	1
	fancy tin beer can	5
	Fantasma en la Máquina	138
	farfalle bow tie	2
	fat bottom quark	72
	fat loot token	4
	fat stacks of cash	1,042
	fat wallet	1
	Fauna Libre	3
	FDKOL hotcakes	1
	Feliz Navidad	1
	felt	2
	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	6
	fermenting powder	1
	ferret bait	137
	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
	fertilized ghuol egg	2
	festive holiday hat	1
	fetid feather	55
	Fettris	1
	fettucini épines Inconnu	1
	fettucini Inconnu	4
	Feynman gate	1
	fez of etymology	1
	fiery wing	1
	figurine of a charred seal	10
	figurine of a cold seal	16
	figurine of a shadowy seal	4
	figurine of a slippery seal	5
	figurine of a stinking seal	8
	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	3
	figurine of an ancient seal	1
	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	54
	filet of The Fish	1
	filigreed hamethyst earring	1
	filigreed hamethyst necklace	1
	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
	filth-encrusted futon	1
	filthy armor	2
	filthy child leash	49
	filthy corduroys	31
	filthy hippy poncho	4
	filthy knitted dread sack	34
	filthy lucre	1
	filthy monkey head	2
	filthy pestle	6
	filthy poultice	47
	fine aged cheddarwurst	21
	fine wine	15
	finger cuffs	1
	finger cymbals	1
	fire	1
	fire flower	4
	fire of unknown origin	27
	fire poi	41
	fireball	17
	firebomb	1
	fireclutch	70
	fireman's helmet	1
	fireman's lunch	1
	firemilk	3
	Firewater	2
	fish bazooka	1
	fish scimitar	1
	fish stick	1
	fish-liver oil	24
	fishbone belt	1
	fishbone bracers	1
	fishbone facemask	1
	fishbone fins	1
	fishy fish	3
	fishy fish casserole	3
	fishy fish lasagna	11
	fishy paste	1
	fishy pipe	1
	fishy wand	2
	Fitspiration™ poster	16
	fizzing spore pod	8
	fizzy potion	4
	flamin' bindle	1
	Flamin' Whatshisname	11
	Flaming Caipiranha	1
	flaming cardboard sword	1
	flaming crutch	25
	flaming feather	60
	flaming glowsticks	2
	Flaming Knob	7
	Flaming Mohobo	1
	flaming mushroom	2
	flaming mushroom wine	2
	Flaming Sazerorc	4
	flaming sword	1
	flaming talons	12
	Flan in the Moon	1
	flange	47
	flaregun	63
	flashing novelty button	1
	flask flops	46
	flask of Amontillado	1
	flask of baconstone juice	1
	flask of Gnomochloric acid	1
	flask of hamethyst juice	1
	flask of mining oil	2
	flask of porquoise juice	1
	flask of rainwater	11
	Flaskfull of Hollow	1
	flat cider	1
	flat dough	86
	flat mushroom wine	1
	flavored foot massage oil	616
	flavorless gruel	118
	flayed mind	4
	fleetwood chain	22
	fleetwood mac 'n' cheese	12
	flimsy clipboard	40
	flirtatious feather	49
	floaty gravel	6
	floaty rock	1
	floaty sand	12
	floorboard cruft	6
	floral print shirt	2
	floral-print skirt	1
	flower petal pie	381
	flowing hippy skirt	4
	fluid of fudge-finding	1
	fluorescent lightbulb	11
	flute of flat champagne	82
	flyest of shirts	2
	Flying Caipiranha	1
	flypaper staff	1
	flytrap pellet	2
	foam dart	546
	foam noodle	4
	foam pistol	1
	foetid seal tear	18
	Fog Murderer	1
	foie gras	15
	folder (blue)	501
	folder (catfish)	2
	folder (cyan)	12
	folder (D-Team)	5
	folder (dancing dolphins)	1
	folder (green)	501
	folder (heavy metal)	15
	folder (holographic fractal)	7
	folder (Jackass Plumber)	1
	folder (KOLHS)	3
	folder (magenta)	5
	folder (rainbow unicorn)	3
	folder (red)	501
	folder (Seawolf)	7
	folder (skull and crossbones)	1
	folder (smiley face)	14
	folder (space skeleton)	32
	folder (sports car)	12
	folder (sportsballs)	16
	folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	1
	folder (wizard)	6
	folder (Yedi)	20
	folder (yellow)	7
	foolscap fool's cap	58
	foon	1
	foon of fearfulness	1
	foon of fleshiness	1
	foon of foulness	1
	foon of frigidity	1
	foon of fulmination	1
	foot-long hot daub	1
	football helmet	1
	forbidden danish	4
	forest tears	4
	fortune cookie	23
	fossilized necklace	1
	fountain 'soda'	11
	Frankly Mr. Shank	1
	Frat Army FGF	100
	frat brats	3
	frayed rope belt	1
	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	4
	freezerburned ice cube	4
	freezin' bindle	1
	French bronilla brogurt	3
	freshwater pearl necklace	32
	fricasseed brains	27
	Friendliness Beverage	5
	Friendly Turkey	1
	frightful feather	60
	frigid air mattress	1
	frigid fudgepuck	1
	frigid hankyū	2
	frigid ninja stars	97
	Frigid Northern Beans	3
	frilly shirt	4
	frilly skirt	13
	frog lip-print	2
	Frogade	10
	Fromage Pinotage	7
	Frost™ brand sword	1
	frostbite-flavored Hob-O	1
	frosty halo	28
	Frown Exerciser	1
	frozen danish	2
	frozen feather	79
	frozen Mob Penguin	1
	frozen mushroom	4
	frozen nunchaku	18
	frozen seal spine	1
	frozen shampoo-conditioner	39
	frozen turtle shell	4
	fruit basket	1
	fruit bowl	1
	fruitcake	137
	fruitfilm	1
	fruity girl swill	9
	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	1
	frying brainpan	1
	Fu Manchu Wax	2
	fudge bunny	1
	fudge cube	1
	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	3
	fudge lily	1
	fudge pocket square	1
	fudge spork	1
	fudgecule	12
	fudgesicle	2
	full meat tank	1
	Fun-Guy spore	9
	FunFunds™	1
	funhouse mirror	1
	funky brass fez	1
	funky dried mushroom	54
	funky eyepatch	4
	funky junk key	3
	funny bone	20
	furniture dolly	43
	furry fur	360
	furry green earmuffs	1
	furry green turtle	4
	furry halo	68
	furry kilt	1
	furry pants	1
	furry skirt	1
	fusilli marrownarrow	3
	fusillocybin	1
	fuzzbump	13
	fuzzy busby	9
	fuzzy dice	4
	fuzzy earmuffs	15
	fuzzy montera	15
	Fuzzy Tentacle	2
	ga-ga radio	1
	Gaia beads	41
	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
	gallon of milk	1
	Game Grid ticket	10
	Game Grid token	13
	GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine	1
	gamer slurry	2
	gamma nog	1
	ganger bandana	2
	garbage juice slurpee	86
	garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	1
	garish pinky ring	3
	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
	gas balloon	91
	gator skin	6
	gatorskin umbrella	1
	gauze garter	277
	gauze hammock	1
	gauze shorts	2
	gazely stare	4
	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
	gearbox necklace	1
	Gearhead Goo	5
	gelatinous meat mass	1
	Genalen™ Bottle	19
	Gene Tonic: Beast	1
	Gene Tonic: Constellation	1
	Gene Tonic: Construct	1
	Gene Tonic: Demon	1
	Gene Tonic: Dude	1
	Gene Tonic: Elemental	1
	Gene Tonic: Elf	1
	Gene Tonic: Fish	1
	Gene Tonic: Goblin	1
	Gene Tonic: Hippy	1
	Gene Tonic: Hobo	1
	Gene Tonic: Horror	1
	Gene Tonic: Humanoid	1
	Gene Tonic: Insect	1
	Gene Tonic: Mer-kin	1
	Gene Tonic: Orc	1
	Gene Tonic: Penguin	1
	Gene Tonic: Pirate	2
	Gene Tonic: Plant	1
	Gene Tonic: Slime	1
	Gene Tonic: Undead	1
	Gene Tonic: Weird	1
	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	21
	generic healing potion	10
	generic mana potion	3
	generic restorative potion	1
	Gets-You-Drunk	1
	ghast iron cleaver	1
	ghost accordion	1
	ghost beer	8
	ghost bit	3
	ghost cucumber	96
	Ghost Dog Chow	2
	ghost key	5
	ghost of a necklace	23
	ghost pepper	1
	ghost pickle on a stick	1
	ghost protocol	1
	ghost toga	6
	ghost trap	1
	ghostly body paint	1
	ghostly dagger	1
	ghuol ears	152
	ghuol egg	131
	ghuol egg quiche	12
	ghuol guolash	84
	ghuol-ear kabob	3
	giant artisanal rice peeler	38
	giant breath mint	8
	giant cactus quill	11
	giant candy cane	1
	giant cheesestick	1
	giant clay ashtray	1
	giant designer sunglasses	9
	giant discarded bottlecap	9
	giant discarded plastic fork	16
	giant discarded torn-up glove	8
	giant driftwood sculpture	2
	giant fishhook	1
	giant foam finger	122
	giant giant moth dust	17
	giant glass of brandy	1
	giant grain of protein powder	5
	giant green gummi bear	1
	giant green gummi ingot	1
	giant gym membership card	177
	giant heirloom grape tomato	69
	giant jar of protein powder	216
	giant marshmallow	9
	giant motorcycle boots	112
	giant moxie weed	26
	giant neckbeard	29
	giant needle	135
	giant pearl	1
	giant penguin keychain	172
	giant pinky ring	9
	giant red gummi bear	1
	giant red gummi ingot	1
	giant safety pin	63
	giant shrimp fork	1
	giant spider leg	2
	giant stuffed bugbear	1
	giant tube of black lipstick	150
	giant turkey leg	30
	giant yellow gummi bear	1
	giant yellow gummi ingot	1
	giant yellow hat	2
	gibson	1
	gift-a-pult	1
	gilded lily	1
	gill rings	2
	gilt perfume bottle	6
	gimlet	12
	gin and tonic	3
	Gin Mint	3
	gin-soaked blotter paper	17
	ginger snaps	6
	gingerbread bugbear	143
	gingerbread hoodie	1
	gingerbread horror	68
	gingerbread mask	1
	gingerbread mug	1
	gingerbread mutant bugbear	4
	gingerbread robot	2
	gingerbread smartphone	1
	gingerbread wine	3
	gingham blouse	5
	giraffe-necked turtle	8
	glacial clock	4
	glark cable	52
	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	3
	glass eye	1
	glass gnoll eye	1
	glass of baboon milk	30
	glass of bourbon	2
	glass of gnat milk	32
	glass of goat's milk	11
	glass of herbal tequila	2
	glass of warm milk	16
	glass of warm water	3
	glimmering buzzard feather	4
	glimmering roc feather	4
	glistening fish meat	5
	glistening staff	1
	glittery mascara	23
	glob of cream cheese	9
	glob of enchanted icing	1
	glob of green slime	42
	glob of melted wax	1
	glob of spoiled mayo	65
	globe of Deep Sauce	1
	gloomy black mushroom	1
	gloomy mushroom wine	3
	glow-in-the-dark necklace	1
	glowing esca	1
	glowing fungus	19
	glowing red eye	126
	glowing spore pod	1
	glowing syringe	2
	gnat lasagna	1
	gnatloaf	1
	gnatloaf casserole	3
	gnatwing	57
	gnatwing earring	2
	gnauga hide	25
	gnauga hide buckler	1
	gnauga hide chaps	1
	gnauga hide kilt	4
	gnauga hide skirt	1
	gnauga hide vest	1
	gnauga hide whip	1
	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	7
	gnoll lips	23
	gnoll teeth	24
	gnoll-tooth necklace	2
	Gnollish autoplunger	2
	Gnollish casserole dish	10
	Gnollish Crossdress	5
	Gnollish flyswatter	15
	Gnollish pie server	3
	Gnollish pie tin	10
	Gnollish plunger	16
	Gnollish sangria	1
	Gnollish slotted spoon	4
	Gnollish toolbox	8
	Gnomish sagngria	24
	Gnomish toolbox	1
	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	1
	go-go potion	12
	Go-Wassail	5
	goat	1
	goat beard	33
	goat cheese	65
	goat cheese pizza	57
	goat cheese taco	7
	goatskin umbrella	7
	gob of wet hair	100
	goblin autoblowgun	2
	goblin hunting spear	2
	goblin paste	1
	gold Boozehounds Anonymous token	5
	gold crown	3
	gold lamé pants	4
	gold nuggets	41
	gold star	1
	gold toothbrush	28
	Gold Velvet™ whiskey	2
	gold wedding ring	1
	Golden Light	1
	Golden Mean	3
	golden ring	30
	golden twig	1
	Good 'n' Slimy	1
	good ash	1
	good brain	1
	Goodfella contract	48
	gooey lava globs	4
	gooey paste	1
	goofily-plumed helmet	1
	googly eye	2
	Gordon Bennett	7
	goth kid t-shirt	2
	GOTO	6
	goulauncher	1
	government	1
	government cheese	1
	government-issued night-vision goggles	2
	gr8ps	197
	grape troll doll	1
	grapefruit	11
	grapes	56
	grass blade	2
	grass clippings	20
	grass hat	1
	grass skirt	1
	grass whistle	2
	Grasshopper	2
	grassy cutlass	12
	Grateful Undead T-shirt	3
	Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled)	1
	grave robbing shovel	8
	graveyard snowglobe	4
	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	1
	gray bow tie	1
	grease gun	1
	grease trap	1
	greasy paste	1
	great big capacitor	17
	great old fashioned	1
	Great Older Fashioned	1
	Greek fire	1
	green balloon	2
	green beer	11
	green BRICKO brick	1
	Green Burlap	5
	green candy heart	13
	green clay bead	187
	green cloth cap	2
	Green Clover of Justice	11
	green drunki-bear	9
	green eggnog	2
	Green Giant	13
	green gummi ingot	1
	green mana	1
	Green Manalishi	48
	Green Muslin	1
	green peawee marble	6
	green pixel	63
	green pixel potion	3
	green pixie spog	1
	green smoke bomb	23
	green snowcone	1
	Green Velvet	1
	green-frosted astral cupcake	3
	gremlin juice	23
	gremlin mutagen	1
	grim fairy tale	14
	grimstone mask	10
	grinning turtle	1
	grisly shell fragment	6
	grody jug	17
	grog	12
	grogpagne	6
	groose grease	23
	groovy prism necklace	1
	grouchy restless spirit	40
	groupie lipstick	1
	grue egg	17
	grue egg omelette	4
	grumpy old man charrrm	13
	grumpy old man charrrm bracelet	1
	grungy bandana	7
	grungy flannel shirt	5
	guancertina	3
	guano coffee cup	1
	guard turtle collar	1
	guard turtle shell	3
	guitar pick	26
	gummi ammonite	1
	gummi belemnite	1
	gummi bowtie	1
	gummi canary	1
	gummi salamander	1
	gummi snake	1
	gummi sword	1
	gummi trilobite	1
	gummi turtle	23
	Gummi-DNA	5
	Gummi-Gnauga	10
	Gummy Brains	2
	gumshoes	1
	gunky chicken	23
	gunner's daughter	8
	gunpowder burrito	5
	gyroscope	1
	hacked gibson	1
	haggis socks	75
	haggis-infused soap	147
	haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	85
	hair of the calf	21
	hair of the fish	1
	hair oil	39
	hair spray	45
	Hairpiece On Fire	1
	hairy staff	1
	Half a Purse	1
	half of a gold tooth	19
	half-baked potion	66
	half-empty carton of milk	4
	half-melted spoon	10
	half-rotten brain	22
	half-size scalpel	9
	half-sized guitar	2
	halfberd	2
	halibut	1
	ham steak	1
	hambrosier	1
	hamburger	10
	hamethyst	18
	hamethyst earring	1
	hamethyst necklace	1
	hamethyst ring	1
	hamlet sandwich	31
	hammerus	2
	hand grenegg	1
	Hand in Glove	1
	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	1
	hand-carved bow	1
	hand-carved staff	1
	handful of barley	1
	handful of confetti	42
	handful of crafty noodles	5
	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	1
	handful of drink tickets	1
	handful of fire	1
	handful of hand chalk	55
	handful of honey	6
	handful of Laughing Willow bark	1
	handful of moss	322
	handful of napalm	1
	handful of numbers	1
	handful of nuts and berries	10
	handful of pine needles	15
	handful of sand	131
	handful of sawdust	70
	handful of Smithereens	1
	handful of stubble	8
	handful of tips	16
	handful of walnuts	21
	handmade hobby horse	1
	Handsome Devil	1
	handsomeness potion	12
	handyman "hand soap"	1
	happiness	71
	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
	hard spore pod	1
	hardened slime belt	1
	harem girl t-shirt	2
	Hatorade	3
	haunted battery	11
	haunted paddle-ball	1
	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	1
	hawk	10
	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	6
	Haymaker	1
	head mirror	6
	headhunter necktie	202
	heart necklace	4
	heart of the volcano	5
	heart-shaped balloon	1
	heavy crown	6
	heavy D	361
	heavy hot sauce	1
	heavy leather-bound tome	2
	heavy metal sonata	3
	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	2
	heavy necklace chain	1
	hedgeturtle	57
	Heimandatz's heart	1
	Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	2
	Hell broth	6
	hell in a bucket	1
	Hell ramen	3
	Hellfire Spicy Beans	5
	hellion cube	22
	hellseal claw	103
	hellseal whisker	103
	helm of the white knight	3
	helmet recipe	1
	helmet turtle	459
	hemp candy necklace	5
	hemp net	1
	hemp string	78
	henna face paint	18
	henna tattoo	4
	hep waders	1
	herb brownies	14
	herbal stuffing	17
	herbs	1
	hermit permit	36
	Herring Daiquiri	2
	Herring Wallbanger	1
	herringcello	6
	Herringtini	2
	high-calorie sugar substitute	828
	high-energy mining laser	1
	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	1
	high-test fishing line	2
	Highest Bitter	1
	hill of beans	209
	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	54
	hippo skin buckler	1
	hippo whip	1
	hippopotamus kilt	1
	hippopotamus pants	1
	hippopotamus skin	1
	hippopotamus skirt	1
	hipposkin poncho	2
	Hippy Army MPE	134
	hippy bongo	4
	hippy herbal tea	10
	hippy medical kit	83
	hippy paste	1
	hippy protest button	121
	hobo nickel	8
	hobo paste	2
	Holiday Fun!	10
	holistic headache remedy	72
	Hollandaise helmet	441
	holy bomb, batman	4
	home robotics kit	67
	homeopathic healing powder	1
	honey-dew	10
	honey-dipped locust	43
	hopping socks	1
	horizontal tango	3
	hors d'oeuvre tray	5
	hot and sour sauce	1
	hot ashes	23
	hot buttered roll	3
	hot coal	24
	hot cross bow	1
	hot date	360
	hot daub bun	1
	hot daub stand	1
	hot hi mein	1
	hot jelly	2
	hot katana blade	60
	hot mint schnocolate	2
	hot nuggets	1
	hot pink lipstick	2
	hot plate	34
	hot powder	8
	hot wad	20
	hot wing	227
	hotel minibar key	50
	hovering sombrero	1
	How to Avoid Scams	1
	How to Play Othello	7
	huge bowl of candy	6
	huge gold coin	1
	huge mosquito proboscis	1
	huge spoon	28
	Humanitini	2
	humble pie	1
	Hundred Headed IPA	1
	hunk of granite	1
	hustler shades	6
	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
	hypodermic needle	2
	ice cream sandwich	1
	ice harvest	14
	ice hotel bell	33
	Ice Island Long Tea	1
	ice porter	123
	ice rice	1
	ice skate doll	1
	ice stein	1
	ice wine	1
	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
	ice-cold Cloaca Zero	1
	ice-cold fotie	162
	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	169
	ice-cold six-pack	3
	ice-cold Willer	379
	iceberg lettuce	1
	Iceberglar scarf	3
	iced plum wine	1
	iced-out bling	3
	icicle katana	2
	icy hairspray	2
	icy katana hilt	21
	icy mushroom wine	1
	icy-hot katana	1
	igloo pie	2
	iGoogly	6
	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	65
	Iiti Kitty phone charm	42
	illegal firecracker	9
	Illuminati earpiece	1
	imbued seal-blubber candle	1
	imitation crab crate	8
	imitation crab meat	6
	imitation whetstone	1
	imitation White Russian	24
	immense cyborg hand	1
	imp air	15
	Imp Ale	338
	imp unity ring	38
	improved martini	1
	impure gasoline	4
	incredible pizza	9
	incredibly creepy marionette	1
	indescribably horrible paste	1
	industrial strength anti-fungal spray	1
	industrial strength starch	11
	infernal fife	24
	infernal insoles	20
	infernal toilet brush	1
	inflatable baseball bat	1
	inflatable duck	4
	infrablack lipstick	5
	initiative shawarma	1
	ink bladder	2
	inkwell	197
	inky squid sauce	4
	Inner Strength	3
	Inner Truth	1
	insane tophat	3
	insanely spicy bean burrito	9
	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
	insanely spicy jumping bean burrito	6
	Instant Karma	18
	interesting-looking twig	6
	Interview With You (a Vampire)	1
	intricate clockwork birdhouse	1
	invisibility cream	1
	invisible bag	1
	ion grid	1
	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	1
	irate sombrero	13
	Irish Coffee, English Heart	1
	Iron Beta of Industry	3
	iron dagger	1
	iron helmet	1
	iron pasta spoon	1
	ironic battle spoon	1
	ironic jogging shorts	2
	ironic knit cap	1
	ironic moustache	1
	ironic oversized sunglasses	1
	irradiated candy cane	7
	irradiated pet snacks	2
	irradiated turtle	28
	iShield	1
	ivory cue ball	2
	jabañero pepper	1
	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	15
	jack flapper	1
	Jack-in-the-box	13
	Jack-O-Lantern beer	6
	Jackhammer	1
	Jacob's rung	4
	jagged scrap metal	52
	jagged tooth	4
	jam band	1
	jamfish jam	8
	janglin' bones	22
	jangly bracelet	1
	janitor sponge	1
	janitor's mop	1
	jar full of wind	23
	jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	1
	jar of anniversary jam	1
	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
	jar of psychoses (Jick)	1
	jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd)	1
	jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic)	5
	jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith)	5
	jar of psychoses (The Old Man)	4
	jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist)	2
	jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy)	3
	jar of squeeze	1
	jar of swamp gas	1
	jar of swamp honey	2
	Jarlsberg's earring	2
	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	2
	jaunty feather	22
	java cookie	1
	jawbruiser	1
	Jawmaster 2000™	1
	jazz soap	4
	jazzy cigarette holder	8
	Jefferson wings	9
	jellyfish gel	3
	Jerks' Health™ Magazine	1
	jerky coins	8
	jewelry-making pliers	2
	jigsaw blade	20
	jingling spore pod	1
	jive turkey leg	16
	Jodhpurs of Violence	1
	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	11
	joybuzzer	6
	jug of Gnomochloric acid	1
	jug-o-magicalness	12
	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
	jumbo olive	2
	jumping bean burrito	3
	jumping bean taco	1
	jumping horseradish	3
	jungle drum	10
	jungle floor wax	290
	Jungle Juice	1
	juniper berries	2
	junk band	5
	junk food	3
	junk trunks	3
	junk yard	8
	Junk-Bond	2
	junk-mail shirt	7
	kamicorpse-ee	5
	Kashmir sweater	1
	keel-haulin' knife	2
	keg shield	116
	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
	Kentucky-style derby	1
	ketchup	1
	ketchup hound	115
	Kevlar balloon	1
	kick-ass kicks	107
	kickback cookbook	2
	killer rag doll	1
	killing feather	28
	killing jar	16
	king cookie	3
	Kiss the Knob apron	1
	kite	13
	kitty sheet music	1
	kiwi	12
	kiwi beak	1
	kneecapping stick	4
	knight cookie	1
	knob bugle	2
	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	4
	Knob Goblin elite helm	3
	Knob Goblin elite pants	3
	Knob Goblin elite polearm	4
	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
	Knob Goblin eyedrops	1
	Knob Goblin firecracker	147
	Knob Goblin harem pants	10
	Knob Goblin harem veil	9
	Knob Goblin learning pill	1
	Knob Goblin love potion	33
	Knob Goblin lunchbox	13
	Knob Goblin melon baller	14
	Knob Goblin Mutagen	56
	Knob Goblin nasal spray	3
	Knob Goblin pants	157
	Knob Goblin perfume	10
	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	7
	Knob Goblin scimitar	167
	Knob Goblin seltzer	38
	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
	Knob Goblin spatula	20
	Knob Goblin steroids	12
	Knob Goblin stink bomb	5
	Knob Goblin superseltzer	15
	Knob Goblin tongs	188
	Knob Goblin Uberpants	4
	Knob Goblin visor	21
	Knob jelly donut	5
	knob ka-bobs	6
	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
	Knob lo mein	2
	Knob mushroom	13
	knob mushroom wine	1
	Knob nuts	6
	Knob pasty	3
	Knob sausage	13
	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
	Knob shroomkabob	2
	Knob stir-fry	16
	Knob stroganoff	1
	Knob stuffed shells	1
	knobby helmet turtle	5
	knobby kneepads	1
	Knoll lo mein	2
	Knoll mushroom	46
	knoll mushroom wine	1
	Knoll shroomkabob	10
	Knoll stir-fry	1
	knuckle sandwich	2
	kobold kibble	3
	KoL Con 13 T-shirt	11
	Krakrox's Loincloth	1
	Krampus Horn	1
	kumquartz	1
	kumquartz ring	1
	kumquat	13
	kumquat supersucker	1
	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	1
	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	145
	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	1
	large box	24
	large cocoa eggshell fragment	6
	large tankard of ale	1
	laser-broiled pear	13
	lava cake	8
	lava-proof pants	190
	lavawater	1
	lavender candy heart	21
	lavender paisley oyster egg	5
	lavender plastic oyster egg	4
	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	2
	lavender striped oyster egg	6
	law-abiding citizen cane	1
	lawnmower blade	4
	lead necklace	14
	lead yo-yo	1
	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
	leaf	1
	leaf of grass	7
	leaflet	1
	leather bookmark	2
	leather chaps	28
	leather glove	8
	leather mask	30
	leathery bat skin	143
	leathery cat skin	155
	leathery rat skin	267
	LED block	1
	Lederhosen of the Night	1
	leechknife	2
	left parenthesis	3
	leftover canapés	1
	leftovers of indeterminate origin	54
	legitimate business on the beach	14
	lemon	247
	lemon meringue pie	3,285
	lemon popsicle	2
	lemonade marble	2
	Lemonade-235	1
	length of string	10
	Leonard's glasses	3
	leotarrrd	7
	leprechaun hatchling	1
	less-than-three-shaped box	4
	lesser grodulated violet	1
	letterman's jacket	1
	lewd playing card	1
	libation of liveliness	1
	libertagliatelle	2
	library card	3
	License To Kill	2
	licorice garrote	5
	licorice root	1
	licorice whip	1
	lihc eye	112
	lihc eye pie	10
	lihc face	43
	limburger biker boots	2
	lime	1
	lime supersucker	1
	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	22
	limp broccoli	1
	line	1
	linguini immondizia bianco	1
	linguini of the sea	1
	linoleum crossbow	1
	linoleum crossbow string	1
	linoleum helmet turtle	1
	linoleum meat stack	1
	linoleum ore	27
	linoleum staff	1
	linoleum stick	1
	linoleum sword	1
	linoleum sword hilt	1
	lint	1
	lion musk	1
	lion oil	4
	liquid bread	18
	liquid smoke	1
	literal grasshopper	1
	little black book	8
	little paper umbrella	170
	little parachute guy	1
	little round pebble	3
	live lobster	1
	live nautical mine	9
	live wire	1
	liver and let pie	17
	liver popsicle	2
	llama lama gong	115
	loadstone	10
	loaf of soda bread	17
	loafers	2
	loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	1
	Lockenstock™ sandals	61
	Locust	1
	logic synthesizer	1
	lollipop cufflinks	1
	Lollipop Drop	1
	lollipop stick	17
	London frog	1
	long pork	25
	long pork casserole	17
	long pork chop sandwiches	2
	long pork lasagna	1
	long skinny balloon	142
	long-forgotten necklace	1
	long-stemmed rose	1
	longhaired hippy wig	2
	loose purse strings	1
	loose teeth	297
	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	2
	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	42
	los chinos	1
	lost key	11
	lotion of coldness	7
	lotion of hotness	2
	lotion of sleaziness	3
	lotion of spookiness	2
	lotion of stench	2
	Louder Than Bomb	1
	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	649
	love song of disturbing obsession	6
	love song of icy revenge	1
	love song of naughty innuendo	1
	love song of smoldering passion	2
	love song of sugary cuteness	1
	love song of vague ambiguity	1
	low tide martini	1
	low-budget shield	9
	lowercase N	26
	lucky ball-and-chain	1
	lucky bottlecap	1
	lucky cat collar	5
	lucky cat statue	2
	lucky cat's paw	1
	lucky lighter	2
	lucky rabbit's foot	6
	Lucky Surprise Egg	18
	lumbering jack	4
	Lumineux Limnio	5
	lump of Brituminous coal	3
	lump of coal	1
	lump of diamond	34
	lump of goofball ore	1
	lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter	1
	lunar isotope	19
	lupine sword	1
	lychee chuhai	6
	lynyrd musk	28
	lynyrd skin	7
	lynyrd skinner toothblack	13
	lynyrd snare	27
	M-242	4
	Mace of the Tortoise	4
	machetito	6
	macroplane grater	2
	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
	Mad Train wine	211
	madius	1
	Mae West	11
	Mae West with a fly in it	2
	mafia aria	1
	magic lamp	4
	magic whistle	8
	magical baguette	9
	magical ice cube with a fly in it	7
	magical ice cubes	55
	magical mystery juice	16
	magical pony: Dusk Shiny	2
	magical pony: Pearjack	3
	magical pony: Rosey Cake	4
	magical pony: Shutterfly	2
	magical pony: Spectrum Dash	2
	magical pony: Uniquity	2
	magicalness-in-a-can	54
	magicberry tablets	271
	magilaser blastercannon	86
	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	3
	magnetic sculpture kit	44
	magnifying glass	2
	magnolia blossom	12
	magnum of fancy champagne	1
	maiden wig	12
	makeshift cape	5
	makeshift crane	1
	makeshift skirt	1
	makeshift turban	1
	mama's squeezebox	3
	mana curds	65
	mandarina colada	3
	mandarina colada with a fly in it	5
	Manetwich	2
	mangled finger	5
	manly bloomers	1
	mannequin leg	1
	many-eyed glasses	7
	maple leaf	1
	maple syrup	22
	margarita	43
	mariachi G-string	21
	mariachi hat	490
	mariachi pants	1
	mariachi toothpaste	1
	Mariner's Friend cough drops	19
	marionette	1
	marionette collective	1
	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
	Mark of the Bugbear	2
	Mark of the Ghost	1
	Mark of the Skeleton	2
	Mark of the Vampire	2
	Mark of the Werewolf	1
	Mark of the Zombie	2
	Mark V Steam-Hat	2
	Marquis de Poivre soda	2
	marshmallow	110
	marshmallow flambé	1
	martini	58
	marzipan skull	13
	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
	massive sitar	13
	mauve paisley oyster egg	4
	mauve plastic oyster egg	5
	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	5
	mauve striped oyster egg	5
	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	75
	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	92
	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	20
	meadeorite	8
	meat cowboy hat	1
	Meat detector	1
	meat engine	36
	meat face	1
	meat from yesterday	1
	meat golem	1
	Meat maid	1
	Meat maid body	1
	meat paste	83
	meat shield	1
	meat st‰¿bing club	1
	meat stack	344
	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	1
	meat vortex	14
	Meat-inflating powder	5
	meatcar model	2
	meatloaf helmet	1
	meatsmithing guide	1
	meatspout staff	1
	meaty helmet turtle	1
	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	25
	medium slimy cyst	1
	megatofu	145
	Meleegra™ pills	35
	melon-infused sake	1
	melted Jell-o shot	9
	meme generator	2
	memory of a C	1
	memory of a G	2
	memory of a T	2
	memory of an A	3
	memory of some delicious amino acids	1
	menorette	1
	mentholated wine	1
	menudo	4
	menudo ravioli	2
	Mer-kin begsign	1
	Mer-kin breastplate	2
	Mer-kin bunwig	1
	Mer-kin cancerstick	1
	Mer-kin cooljuice	1
	Mer-kin digpick	1
	Mer-kin dodgeball	1
	Mer-kin dragbelt	1
	Mer-kin dragnet	1
	Mer-kin eyeglasses	1
	Mer-kin fastjuice	3
	Mer-kin finpaddle	1
	Mer-kin fitbrine	4
	Mer-kin foodbucket	12
	Mer-kin gladiator mask	1
	Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece	1
	Mer-kin gutgirdle	1
	Mer-kin headguard	1
	Mer-kin healscroll	2
	Mer-kin hidepaint	5
	Mer-kin hookspear	1
	Mer-kin killscroll	1
	Mer-kin lipstick	1
	Mer-kin mouthsoap	1
	Mer-kin paste	2
	Mer-kin pinkslip	2
	Mer-kin prayerbeads	2
	Mer-kin pressureglobe	2
	Mer-kin ragejuice	4
	Mer-kin rocksalt	12
	Mer-kin roundshield	4
	Mer-kin saltmint	30
	Mer-kin saltsquid	2
	Mer-kin sawdust	1
	Mer-kin sneakmask	4
	Mer-kin stopwatch	2
	Mer-kin strongjuice	1
	Mer-kin switchblade	1
	Mer-kin takebag	8
	Mer-kin thighguard	2
	Mer-kin thingpouch	22
	Mer-kin weaksauce	6
	Mer-kin worktea	1
	mermaid's purse	1
	mesh cap	37
	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
	metal band T-shirt	5
	metal meteoroid	4
	metallic A	187
	metallic foil cat ears	1
	meteorb	1
	meteoreo	8
	meteorite guard	1
	Meteorite-Ade	12
	meteortarboard	1
	meteorthopedic shoes	1
	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	6
	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	232
	Microplushie: Bropane	62
	Microplushie: Dorkonide	18
	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	34
	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	18
	Microplushie: Gothochondria	49
	Microplushie: Hippylase	77
	Microplushie: Hipsterine	4
	Microplushie: Hobomosome	40
	Microplushie: Otakulone	90
	Microplushie: Raverdrine	57
	Microplushie: Sororitrate	62
	mid-level medieval mead	1
	midriff scrubs	8
	milk of magnesium	12
	Milk Studs	209
	milky potion	2
	mime eraser	1
	mime soul fragment	7
	mimosette	5
	mince pie	2
	mind flayer corpse	20
	mineapple	1
	miner's helmet	2
	miner's pants	2
	mini-martini	19
	mini-Mr. Accessory	1
	mini-zeppelin	2
	miniature boiler	16
	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	3
	miniature power pill	2
	Miniborg beeper	1
	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
	Miniborg hiveminder	1
	Miniborg laser	2
	Miniborg stomper	1
	Miniborg strangler	1
	minin' dynamite	1
	Mint Yulep	5
	Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet	1
	Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass	1
	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	1
	Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves	1
	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	1
	Miserable Pie	1
	misfit dolly	1
	misfit hobby horse	1
	misfit teddy bear	1
	Missing Eye Simulation Device	3
	missing wine	5
	Misty Cape	9
	Misty Cloak	5
	Misty Robe	13
	Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	2
	mixed wildflower greens	7
	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
	mocking turtle	10
	Mohawk wig	93
	Mohobo	2
	moist sailor's cap	2
	mojo filter	48
	mole molé	13
	mole skin notebook	1
	molotov cocktail cocktail	19
	molten scrap metal	43
	Mon Tiki	18
	monkey wrench	10
	monomolecular yo-yo	15
	Monstar energy beverage	178
	monster bait	1
	monster pants	1
	mood ring	1
	Moon Pie	1
	moonberry wine cooler	25
	Moonds	1
	moonglasses	2
	Moonshine Mohobo	1
	Moonthril Schnapps	1
	moose antlers	5
	moose chocolate	18
	moose thought	20
	Morbidda trading card	2
	More Humanitini than Humanitini	3
	moreltini	2
	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	3
	morning dew	1
	Mornington crescent roll	26
	Mortimer's nostrum	5
	Morto Moreto	2
	mostly-broken sunglasses	5
	mother's little helper	161
	mother's secret recipe	1
	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	26
	Mountain Stream soda	649
	mouse skull	13
	moustache sock	1
	mouth-watering mayolus	1
	moxie magnet	1
	moxie weed	121
	Mr. Balloon	1
	Mr. Haggis	53
	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
	Mr. Mediocrebar	114
	MSG	1
	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	2
	muculent machete	1
	muddy pirate hat	1
	muddy skirt	1
	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
	mugcake	2
	mulberry	1
	mulled berry wine	1
	mulled cider	1
	mullet wig	9
	mummy costume	1
	mummy mask	1
	mummy wrapping	184
	Murderer's Punch	1
	murky potion	2
	Muschat	4
	muscle oil	5
	mushroom pizza	23
	musk turtle	4
	Mylar balloon	1
	mylar scout drone	1
	mysterious chemical residue	7
	Mysterious Island iced tea	1
	mysterious present	4
	mysterious silver lapel pin	3
	nachos of the night	1
	nail file	1
	nailswurst	1
	nanite-infested candy cane	123
	nanite-infested eggnog	2
	nanite-infested fruitcake	1
	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	21
	nanofiber cloth	1
	Nardz energy beverage	3
	nasty rat mask	1
	nasty snuff	6
	nastygeist	3
	natto marble soda	16
	natto pocky	6
	natto-infused sake	2
	natty blue ascot	2
	natural fennel soda	64
	Nayztameetjoo trading card	1
	ND	2
	Necbro wafers	1
	necklace chain	1
	Necrotelicomnicon	4
	necrotizing body spray	2
	negative lump	5,163
	Neuromancer	26
	neurostim pill	1
	neutron lollipop	8
	New Age healing crystal	61
	New Cloaca-Cola	1
	New Zealand iced tea	3
	Newark	1
	Newbiesport™ tent	30
	Newman's Own Trousers	1
	NG	7
	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
	night-vision goggles	1
	Nightstalker perfume	1
	ninja carabiner	100
	ninja crampons	1
	ninja eyeblack	3
	ninja fear powder	7
	ninja hot pants	15
	ninja mop	5
	ninja rope	7
	non-aged vinegar	3
	non-Euclidean non-accordion	5
	non-stick pugil stick	1
	Northern pemmican	1
	not-a-pipe	1
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	7
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	8
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	7
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	32
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	32
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	34
	nothing-in-the-box	3
	nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	8
	nothingtini	1
	novelty fruit hat	16
	novelty tattoo sleeves	4
	Now and Earlier	5
	noxious gas grenade	10
	Nuclear Blastball	5
	nugget of Crimbonium	32
	nugget of nicksilver	1
	nugget of quicksilver	1
	nugget of sicksilver	1
	nugget of sodium	8
	nugget of thicksilver	1
	nugget of wicksilver	1
	nurse's hat	3
	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	10
	nutty organic salad	3
	O'RLY manual	541
	obnoxious riddle	1
	obsidian dagger	11
	obsidian nutcracker	1
	ocarina of space	37
	occult jelly donut	8
	ocean motion	4
	octolus oculus	2
	octopus's spade	2
	odor extractor	2
	off-white paisley oyster egg	11
	off-white plastic oyster egg	38
	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	10
	off-white striped oyster egg	2
	office-supply crossbow	1
	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	28
	Oh, the Humanitini	12
	oil cap	3
	oil lamp	2
	oil of expertise	1
	oil of oiliness	1
	Oil of Parrrlay	27
	oil of slipperiness	1
	oil of stability	1
	oil pan	6
	oil shell	3
	oil slacks	1
	oily boid	33
	oily golden mushroom	1
	oily mushroom wine	1
	oily paste	1
	ointment of the occult	6
	Okee-Dokee soda	1
	old bronzer	6
	old candy wrapper	1
	old chum	1
	old coin purse	70
	old eyebrow pencil	7
	old leather wallet	57
	old love note	1
	old rosewater cream	10
	old school calculator watch	156
	old school Mafia knicke½æ	1
	old sweatpants	500
	old-fashioned	8
	olive	12
	olive lo mein	1
	olive stir-fry	2
	one glove	4
	one pill	54
	one-winged stab bat	1
	onion shurikens	13
	oozenog	2
	open sauce	203
	opera mask	2
	opium grenade	2
	orange	13
	orange and black Crimboween candy	21
	orange candy heart	43
	orange glowstick	1
	orange leather lanyard	1
	orange peel hat	2
	orange popsicle	5
	orange snowcone	4
	Orange Star of Sacrifice	2
	orange-frosted astral cupcake	10
	Orangemageddon wine cooler	4
	orc paste	1
	orc wrist	15
	Orcish baseball cap	58
	Orcish cargo shorts	43
	Orcish frat-paddle	22
	orcish hand lotion	72
	Orcish meat locker	2
	orcish nailing lube	255
	orcish rubber	73
	orcish stud-finder	31
	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
	original G	409
	oriole-feather headdress	1
	ornate ancient cursed key	1
	ornate picture frame	23
	Osk'r Chow	1
	Othello's dagger	1
	Othello's handkerchief	3
	Othello's military jacket	1
	Ouija Board, Ouija Board	1
	out-of-tune biwa	6
	outlaw bandana	2
	oven mitts	8
	overclocked avian microprocessor	1
	overcookie	13
	overloaded micro-reactor	14
	overpowering mushroom wine	1
	overpriced "imported" beer	4
	oversized fish scaler	1
	oversized pipe	267
	oversized pizza cutter	72
	oversized skullcap	15
	oversized snowflake	25
	ovoid leather thing	21
	oyster basket	5
	oyster egg balloon	1
	oyster sauce	1
	P.B.L.T.	1
	pacification grenade	5
	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	37
	pack of chewing gum	2
	pack of KWE trading card	1
	pack of pogs	1
	packet of beer nuts	5
	packet of mayfly bait	1
	packet of tofurkey gravy	1
	padded tortoise	3
	PADL Phone	240
	page of the Necrohobocon	2
	pail	29
	Pain Dip	8
	painful penne pasta	2
	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	6
	paint bomb	1
	painted shield	1
	painted turtle	5
	painting of a glass of wine	17
	pair of bolt cutters	1
	pair of government shades	1
	pair of pearidot earrings	1
	pair of twitching claws	1
	paisley spore pod	6
	palm frond	295
	palm-frond capris	3
	palm-frond cloak	2
	palm-frond fan	2
	palm-frond net	2
	palm-frond toupee	2
	palm-frond whip	2
	panhandle panhandling hat	1
	pants kit	1
	pants of the Slug Lord	6
	panty raider camouflage	27
	papaya	55
	papaya sling	4
	papaya slung	5
	papaya taco	9
	paper-plate-mail pants	1
	paperclip	1
	paperclip cape	1
	paperclip sproinger	1
	paperclip turban	1
	paperclip-on tie	1
	papotion of papower	1
	paranormal ricotta	3
	parasitic headgnawer	1
	parasitic strangleworm	1
	parasitic tentacles	1
	parisian cathouse	3
	party hat	12
	passable elf mask	1
	pasta spoon	447
	Pasta Spoon of Peril	3
	Pastaco shell	2
	pat of butter	3
	pat-a-cake pendant	5
	patchouli incense stick	42
	patchouli oil bomb	14
	patent antipsychotics	1
	patent leather shoes	1
	pawn cookie	16
	peace-sign necklace	1
	peach	1
	peach lozenge	4
	peach pie	190
	peanut brittle shield	10
	peanut sauce	2
	pear	6
	pear lozenge	4
	pear supersucker	1
	pear tart	7
	pearidot	1
	pearl diver's necklace	1
	pearl diver's ring	1
	pebblebräu	1
	pec oil	670
	pecan pie	2
	PEEZ dispenser	118
	pencil kunai	23
	pencil stub	61
	Pendant of Fire	1
	Pendant of Gargalesis	1
	penguin focaccia bread	2
	penguin paste	1
	penguin shorts	1
	penguin skin	1
	penguin skin buckler	1
	penguin thesaurus	1
	penguin whip	1
	penguinskin mini-kilt	1
	penguinskin mini-skirt	1
	pentacorn hat	1
	Penultimate Fantasy chest	317
	peppermint crook	1
	peppermint patty	4
	peppermint tailings	67
	peppermint twist	1
	percent sign	2
	perfect cosmopolitan	1
	perfect dark and stormy	1
	perfect ice cube	33
	perfect mimosa	1
	perfect negroni	1
	perfect old-fashioned	1
	perfect paloma	1
	perforated battle paddle	142
	perfume of prejudice	1
	perfume-soaked bandana	3
	perl necklace	4
	perpendicular guano	9
	perpendicular hula	1
	personal massager	328
	personalized birthday cake	8
	personalized coffee mug	657
	pestoblade	1
	pestopiary	106
	pet rock	1
	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	18
	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	13
	petit 4.1	3
	petit fortran	1
	petrified noodles	1
	petrified wood	13
	pewter claymore	10
	ph balancer	14
	phat turquoise bead	40
	phat turquoise bracelet	2
	phial of coldness	1
	phial of hotness	1
	phial of sleaziness	1
	phial of spookiness	1
	phial of stench	1
	Phil Collins	1
	philosopher's scone	43
	philter of phorce	4
	phish stick	1
	Phlegethon	1
	phonics down	179
	photoprotoneutron torpedo	270
	physiostim pill	1
	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	6
	pickelhaube	9
	pickle-flavored chewing gum	6
	pickled egg	1
	Piddles	9
	pie crust	7,135
	pie man was not meant to eat	14
	piece of after eight	4
	piece of wedding cake	36
	piercing post	3
	pigeon egg	39
	pile of candy	21
	pile of dusty animal bones	86
	pile of gold coins	2
	pile of jumping beans	14
	pile of useless robot parts	13
	pill cup	30
	pimpin' meat hat	2
	pin-stripe slacks	1
	pine tar	3
	Pine-Fresh air freshener	54
	pink candy heart	2
	pink clay bead	278
	Pink Heart of Spirit	2
	pink pinkslip slip	1
	pink pony	2
	pink slime	53
	pink-belly slapper	2
	pink-frosted astral cupcake	4
	pipe wrench	2
	piping organ pie	4
	pirate brochure	1
	pirate cream pie	25
	pirate pamphlet	1
	pirate paste	1
	pirate pelvis	7
	pirate shirt	2
	pirate tract	2
	piscatini	1
	pitchfork	12
	pitted sheet metal	27
	pixel banana	2
	pixel beer	4
	pixel boomerang	2
	pixel coin	2
	pixel cross	1
	pixel daiquiri	4
	pixel energy tank	1
	pixel grappling hook	1
	pixel hat	3
	pixel holy water	1
	pixel lemon	2
	pixel pants	1
	pixel power cell	2
	pixel shield	1
	pixel star	2
	pixel stopwatch	1
	pixel sword	1
	pixel whip	1
	pixellated candy heart	65
	pixellated moneybag	2
	Plague of Locusts	18
	plague pie	3
	plaid bandage	1
	plaid pocket square	2
	plaid swatch	3
	plain bagel	43
	plain brown wrapper	4
	plain old beer	6
	plain pizza	9
	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
	plastic cup of beer	31
	plastic cup of flat beer	1
	plastic guitar	15
	plastic ingot	1
	plastic Jefferson wings	16
	plastic nunchaku	1
	plastic passion fruit	2
	plastic spider ring	1
	plate of Frigid Northern Beans	3
	plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans	3
	plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans	2
	plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas	2
	plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans	1
	plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans	2
	plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans	1
	plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans	1
	plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas	2
	PlexiPips	4
	plot hole	197
	plum	1
	plum lozenge	4
	plum wine	11
	plumber's lunch	1
	plump juicy grub	11
	plunge-leg	5
	plush alielf	3
	plush alien hamsterpus	1
	plush dogcat	1
	plush ferrelf	1
	plush hamsterpus	1
	plush mutated alielephant	1
	pocket maze	3
	Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed)	1
	pocket theremin	6
	pocket wish	1
	pocketwatch on a chain	1
	pog #01 (spider)	2
	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	1
	pog #03 (warwelf)	1
	pog #04 (skleleton)	4
	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	1
	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	1
	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	1
	pog #08 (hellion)	1
	pog #09 (pirate)	3
	pog #10 (hobo)	1
	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	1
	pointed stick	459
	pointy mushroom	9
	pointy mushroom wine	2
	pointy red hat	4
	Poison Oak trading card	3
	poison pen	1
	poisonous caviar	1
	Pokëmann band-aid	5
	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	3
	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	1
	Polka Pop	8
	polka-dot bow tie	2
	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	3
	polyalloy shield	2
	polyeaster egg	1
	Polysniff Perfume	63
	pompadour'd puppy	1
	poodle skirt	2
	pool cue	35
	pool of liquid metal	6
	pool torpedo	34
	popcorn	3
	poppy	14
	popsicle stick	23
	popular tart	10
	pork elf goodies sack	31
	porquoise	12
	portable cassette player	241
	portable corkscrew	1
	portable Othello set	1
	portable photocopier	2
	portable table	1
	possessed sugar cube	2
	possessed tomato	3
	possessed top	11
	possibility potion	5
	potato pistol	2
	potato sprout	1
	potent potion of potency	19
	potion of animal rage	6
	potion of potency	2
	potion of punctual companionship	2
	potion of spiritual gunkifying	1
	potion of temporary gr8ness	20
	potion of the captain's hammer	2
	potion of the field gar	1
	potion of the litterbox	7
	potion of X-ray vision	5
	potted cactus	1
	potted fern	1
	pottery club	1
	pottery hat	1
	pottery shield	1
	pottery training pants	1
	poultrygeist	1
	poutine	8
	poutine pole	1
	powdered candy sushi set	1
	powdered donut	93
	powdered gold	12
	powdered organs	45
	powdered wig	29
	power pill	1
	power sock	1
	pr0n cocktail	3
	pr0n legs	28
	pr0n m4nic0tti	8
	pr0n stir-fry	2
	pr0n taco	10
	precious piercing post	1
	pregnant mushroom	1
	prehistoric spear	1
	premium malt liquor	76
	prescription noodles	11
	press-on ribs	1
	pretty bouquet	3
	pretty flower	7
	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	3
	priceless diamond	13
	Princess Rutabaga trading card	2
	print screen button	1
	prismatic wad	1
	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	22
	probability potion	6
	procrastination potion	119
	Professor What T-Shirt	7
	programmable turtle	4
	projectile icemaker	1
	propeller beanie	1
	prosthetic forehead	4
	protein paste	2
	prussian cathouse	5
	prussian cathouse with a fly in it	5
	psychoanalytic jar	56
	Psychotic Train wine	9
	pteruges	1
	puce paisley oyster egg	3
	puce plastic oyster egg	10
	puce polka-dot oyster egg	5
	puce striped oyster egg	3
	puff of smoke	3
	pufferfish spine	2
	pulled blue taffy	1
	pulled green taffy	2
	pulled indigo taffy	1
	pulled orange taffy	1
	pulled porquoise earring	1
	pulled porquoise pendant	1
	pulled porquoise ring	1
	pulled red taffy	1
	pulled violet taffy	1
	pumpkin	1
	pumpkin beer	9
	pumpkin bomb	1
	pumpkin pie	2
	pumpkinhead mask	2
	Punchplanter	1
	punk patch	146
	punk rock jacket	51
	purple clay bead	63
	purple corpsel	2
	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	2
	purple pixel pie	3
	purple prose pen	3
	purple snowcone	1
	purple-frosted astral cupcake	4
	PVC staff	1
	pygmy adder oil	39
	pygmy blowgun	49
	pygmy briefs	173
	pygmy concertinette	1
	pygmy dart	21
	pygmy nose-bone	14
	pygmy papers	757
	pygmy phone number	23
	pygmy pygment	41
	pygmy spear	6
	pygmy witchhazel	8
	Quaatorade™	1
	quadroculars	1
	quake of arrows	1
	quantum nanopolymer spider web	2
	quantum polarity inducer	1
	quantum taco	3
	queen cookie	7
	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
	quirky accordion	1
	R'lyeh	1
	rabbit punch	1
	rack of dinosaur ribs	1
	Rad Lib	4
	Radberry Rip wine cooler	2
	radiation-resistant helmet	1
	radioactive chew toy	1
	radium-flavored potato chips	178
	rag doll	1
	Raggedy Hippy doll	1
	rainbow bomb	1
	raisin	20
	ram horns	16
	ram stick	12
	Ram's Face Lager	9
	ram-battering staff	1
	raspberry	2
	raspberry beret	1
	rat appendix	24
	rat appendix kabob	18
	rat appendix stir-fry	1
	rat head balloon	1
	rat scrapple	2
	rat tooth polish	1
	ratarang	1
	ratgut	13
	ratini	2
	ratskin belt	1
	rattail whip	1
	rattler rattle	3
	Rattlin' Chains	17
	rave whistle	24
	ravioli della hippy	1
	ravioli hat	508
	razor-sharp can lid	126
	razor-tipped yo-yo	10
	realistic cap gun	1
	really dense meat stack	19
	really really sticky spider web	2
	really sticky spider web	1
	really thick bandage	4
	really thick spine	18
	recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
	recording of Chorale of Companionship	3
	recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad	2
	recording of Elron's Explosive Etude	1
	recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	4
	recording of Prelude of Precision	1
	recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
	recursive spline reticulator	1
	red ale	7
	red armband	1
	Red Army camouflage kit	6
	red badge	6
	red balloon	1
	Red Balloon of Valor	1
	red blood cells	37
	red book	9
	red box	102
	red button	453
	red China marble	1
	red class ring	435
	red coat	3
	red drunki-bear	1
	Red Dwarf	5
	red eye	3
	red foxglove	3
	red gummi ingot	1
	red letter	15
	red masque	4
	red paisley oyster egg	4
	red pixel	1
	red pixel potion	3
	red plastic oyster egg	5
	red polka-dot oyster egg	17
	red potion	1
	red red wine	32
	Red Rover BB gun	8
	red rum	32
	red shirt	4
	red shoe	6
	red silk skirt	1
	red snowcone	1
	red striped oyster egg	2
	red tulip	1
	red velvet cake	31
	Red X Shield	6
	red-and-green sweater	13
	red-headed corpse	4
	red-hot boilermaker	4
	red-hot poker	7
	redrum	24
	reflection of a map	21
	Regular Cloaca Cola	11
	regular-size brogurt	2
	reinforced beaded headband	115
	reinforced furry underpants	1
	remaindered axe	13
	reodorant	7
	repeating crossbow	1
	resolution: be feistier	11
	resolution: be happier	1
	resolution: be luckier	1
	resolution: be sexier	35
	resolution: be smarter	9
	resolution: be stronger	9
	resolution: be wealthier	1
	respected companion biscuit	4
	returned Thinknerd package	25
	reusable shopping bag	1
	reverse Tantalus	2
	reverse-oscillating klystron	1
	rhesus monkey	2
	rhinestone cowboy shirt	1
	rhinoceros horn	1
	rib of the Bonerdagon	2
	ribbon candy	4
	rice bowl	8
	ridiculous belt	1
	ridiculous cocktail	1
	ridiculous earring	1
	ridiculous sandwich	1
	ridiculous sunglasses	1
	ridiculously huge sword	70
	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	6
	right half of a heart necklace	2
	right parenthesis	2
	ring of adornment	1
	ring of aggravate monster	3
	ring of cold resistance	1
	ring of conflict	2
	ring of Detect Boring Doors	2
	ring of fire resistance	1
	ring of gain strength	1
	ring of half-assed regeneration	10
	ring of increase damage	1
	ring of teleportation	1
	ring of telling skeletons what to do	2
	ring setting	1
	roasted duck	4
	roasted marshmallow	8
	robin flan	4
	robin nog	2
	robin's egg	3
	roboduck-on-a-string	1
	robot grease	84
	robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.	5
	robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.	5
	robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.	8
	robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.	6
	robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.	9
	robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.	9
	robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.	16
	robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.	5
	robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.	8
	robotronic egg	27
	rock	1
	Rock and Roll Legend	3
	Rock Pops	96
	rocket fuel	2
	rockfish stomach	1
	rockin' wagon	8
	rocky raccoon	815
	rocky road ice cream	1
	rodeo whiskey	32
	rogue swarmer	15
	Rogue Windmill Rouge	1
	roll in the hay	3
	roll of Hob-Os	1
	roll of toilet paper	159
	roller skate doll	1
	rolling pin	1
	Roman sadnals	1
	Rompedores de Fantasmas	186
	Roo trading card	1
	rook cookie	2
	root beer	5
	rose	2
	rotten tomato	1
	rotting beefsteak	33
	rough fish scale	30
	round blue bomb	1
	round green sunglasses	4
	round purple sunglasses	122
	royal jelly	10
	royal jelly taco	3
	rubber axe	2
	rubber band gun	1
	rubber gloves	1
	rubber ribcage	5
	rubber spatula	1
	rubber WWBD? bracelet	7
	rubber WWJD? bracelet	15
	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	6
	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	3
	ruby on canes	3
	ruby W	70
	rum and cola	39
	rum barrel charrrm	15
	rum barrel charrrm bracelet	1
	Russian Ice	7
	rusted-out shootin' iron	1
	rusty bonesaw	13
	rusty compass	1
	rusty diving helmet	1
	rusty grave robbing shovel	36
	rusty hedge trimmers	21
	rusty metal ring	1
	rusty metal shaft	1
	rusty old lantern	1
	rusty piece of rebar	1
	rusty porthole	1
	rusty rivet	6
	rusty speargun	4
	rusty valve wheel	1
	s'more	49
	s'more gun	2
	S.A.V.E. flyer	1
	S.T.L.T.	1
	sabre teeth	58
	sabre-toothed lime cub	2
	Saccharine Maple pendant	1
	sack of doorknobs	1
	Sacramento wine	5
	Safari Jack's moustache	1
	safarrri hat	101
	safety vest	1
	saffron uttarasanga	1
	Saison du Lune	1
	sake bomb	363
	salacious crumbs	58
	salacious lychee chuhai	1
	salacious screwdiver	1
	salamander slurry	1
	salamander spleen	10
	salinated mint julep	14
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	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	1
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	Ye Olde Meade	39
	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	84
	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	359
	yellow brick road	20
	yellow candy heart	27
	yellow drunki-bear	3
	yellow gummi ingot	1
	yellow matter custard	2
	Yellow Moon of Compassion	7
	yellow paisley oyster egg	17
	yellow pixel	2
	yellow pixel potion	1
	yellow plastic hard hat	1
	yellow plastic oyster egg	4
	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	6
	yellow snowcone	113
	yellow striped oyster egg	8
	yeti fur	123
	yo	1
	yo-yo	19
	yohohoyo	4
	yummy death watch beetle	1
	Yummy Tummy bean	134
	Z-Bone steak	4
	Ze™ goggles	22
	Zim Merman's guitar	2
	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
	zmobie	7
	zombie	1
	zombie hollandaise	14
	Zoodriver	4
	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	1