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Display Case for Phantom Stag (#796908)
This player is ranked #255 for Most Unique Items with a total of 3,040 items.

This player is a member of the clan The Dork Kave.

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Phantom Stag (#796908)
This player has 3,040 unique items and 26,966 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
1-ball 1
1.21 jigawatts 1
1/6th Pound Cake 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 1
2-ball 1
25-meat staff 1
3-ball 1
30669 scroll 5
33398 scroll 5
334 scroll 4
4-ball 1
4-d camera 1
4-dimensional guitar 1
5-Alarm Saucepan 1
5-ball 1
6-ball 1
64067 scroll 1
668 scroll 1
7-ball 1
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 1
8-ball 1
9-ball 1
a butt tuba 1
a little sump'm sump'm 1
abominable blubber 1
abominable snowcone 1
accidental cider 1
accord ion 1
Accordion of Jordion 1
accordionoid rocca 1
acid-squirting flower 1
acoustic guitarrr 1
actual tapas 1
adder 1
adder bladder 1
Afternoon Delight 1
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig 1
all-purpose cleaner 1
alpha-mail pants 1
alphabet gum 1
amber aviator shades 1
ammonite fossil 1
amok pudding 1
amok putter 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 1
Amulet of Yendor 1
ancient cursed foot locker 1
ancient frozen dinner 1
ancient ice cream scoop 1
ancient Magi-Wipes 1
ancient oil painting of yourself 1
ancient poisoned dart 1
ancient protein powder 1
ancient spice 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 1
ancient vinyl coin purse 1
anemoney clip 1
Angelhair Culottes 1
Angry Farmer candy 1
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 1
angry inch 1
Ankh of Badahnkadh 1
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary pewter cape 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
annoying pitchfork 1
ant agonist 1
ant hoe 1
ant pick 1
ant pitchfork 1
ant rake 1
ant sickle 1
anti-anti-antidote 1
anticheese 1
antique accordion 1
antique bottle of cough syrup 1
antique greaves 1
antique hand mirror 1
antique helmet 1
antique machete 1
antique nutcracker beard 1
antique nutcracker epaulets 1
antique nutcracker sword 1
antique nutcracker waistcoat 1
antique packet of ketchup 1
antique painting of a landscape 1
antique shield 1
antique spear 1
Argarggagarg's fang 1
armgun 1
arrow'd heart balloon 1
arrrgyle socks 1
artisanal limoncello 1
asbestos apron 1
asbestos crossbow 1
asbestos helmet turtle 1
asbestos ore 1
asbestos staff 1
asbestos sword 1
ASCII shirt 1
asparagus knife 1
asparagus lo mein 1
asparagus stir-fry 1
aspirin 1
astral mushroom 1
astronaut pants 1
attention spanner 1
attorney's badge 1
autocalliope 1
automatic catapult 1
awful poetry journal 1
Ax of L'rose 1
Aye Aye, Captain 1
bätzle 1
baby killer bee 1
backwoods screwdriver 1
baconstone 1
baconstone bracelet 1
baconstone earring 1
baconstone pendant 1
baconstone ring 1
badass belt 1
badge of authority 1
badger badge 1
bag of airline peanuts 1
bag of Cheat-Os 1
bag of lard 1
bag of pygmy blood 1
baggie of powdered sugar 1
Baja sopapilla 1
balaclava 1
ball 1
ball-in-a-cup 1
balloon helmet 1
balloon monkey 1
balloon shield 1
balloon sword 1
ballroom blintz 1
balsa plank 1
bamboo bokuto 1
banana 1
banana cream pie 1
banana daiquiri 1
banana peel 1
banana smoothie 1
banana spritzer 1
bananagate 1
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 1
banjo strings 1
bar skin 1
barbed-wire fence 1
bargain flash powder 1
baritone accordion 1
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 1
barrel-aged martini 1
barrrnacle 1
barskin buckler 1
barskin cloak 1
barskin hat 1
barskin loincloth 1
barskin tent 1
baseball 1
Bash-Ōs cereal 1
basic meat crossbow 1
basic meat fez 1
basic meat foon 1
basic meat kilt 1
basic meat skirt 1
basic meat spork 1
basic meat staff 1
bastard baster 1
bat guano 1
bat haggis 1
bat hat 1
bat whip 1
bat wing 1
bat-ass leather jacket 1
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
batblade 1
batgut 1
batskin belt 1
battered Crimbo Crate 1
battered hubcap 1
Battlie Light Saver 1
bazookafish bubble gum 1
beach glass bead 1
beach glass necklace 1
beaten-up Chucks 1
beaver spear 1
beefy fish meat 1
beer basted brat 1
beer bomb 1
beer bong 1
beer cartilage 1
beer goggles 1
beer helmet 1
beer lens 1
beer-a-pult 1
beer-battered accordion 1
beer-scented teddy bear 1
beer-soaked mop 1
beertini 1
beige clambroth marble 1
bejeweled accordion strap 1
bejeweled pledge pin 1
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
Ben-Gal™ Balm 1
bent scrap metal 1
berry-infused sake 1
Better Than Cuddling Cake 1
BGE tiny plastic toy 1
big bad voodoo mask 1
big bass drum 1
big boom 1
big bundle of chamoix 1
big dribbly candle 1
big red clown nose 1
big rock 1
big stick 1
bigger stick 1
bilge wine 1
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 1
bit of clingfilm 1
bit-o-cactus 1
BittyCar HotCar 1
Bjorn's Hammer 1
black & tan 1
black and white cracker 1
black belt 1
black blade 1
Black Body™ spray 1
black cherry soda 1
black eye shadow 1
black eyedrops 1
black facepaint 1
black forest cake 1
black forest ham 1
black gold 1
black greaves 1
black helmet 1
black kettle drum 1
black label 1
Black No. 2 1
black paisley oyster egg 1
black pension check 1
black pepper 3
black picnic basket 2
black pixel 9
black plastic oyster egg 1
black polka-dot oyster egg 1
black pudding 1
black sheepskin diploma 1
black shield 1
black snake skin 2
black striped oyster egg 1
black sword 1
blackberry 1
blackberry combat boots 1
blackberry galoshes 1
blackberry moccasins 1
blackberry slippers 1
Blackfly Chardonnay 1
blank diary 1
Blatantly Canadian 2
blind-packed capsule toy 1
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 1
Bling of the New Wave 1
blob of wood glue 1
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
blood of the Wereseal 1
bloodied surgical dungarees 3
bloodstain stick 3
bloody beer 1
bloody clown pants 6
bloody mary 1
blowdart 1
blue class ring 25
blue paisley oyster egg 1
blue pixel 23
blue pixel potion 1
blue plastic oyster egg 1
blue polka-dot oyster egg 1
blue striped oyster egg 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 1
blundarrrbus 1
bobble-hip hula elf doll 1
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
Bohemian rhapsody 1
boilermaker 1
boilgun 1
bone abacus 3
bone aperitif 1
bone bandoneon 4
bone chips 1
bone collar 1
bone flute 3
bone rattle 1
book of matches 2
booty chest charrrm 11
booze-soaked cherry 1
Boozehounds Anonymous token 1
borg sock monkey 1
boring spaghetti 1
Boris's key lime pie 1
Boris's ring 1
bottle of alcohol 48
bottle of Amontillado 1
bottle of antifreeze 1
bottle of black cat tonic 1
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 1
bottle of cooking sherry 4
bottle of Definit 1
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 1
bottle of Evermore 1
bottle of gin 2
bottle of goofballs 1
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 1
bottle of laundry sherry 2
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 1
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 1
bottle of moontan lotion 1
bottle of Mystic Shell 1
bottle of Ooze-O 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 1
bottle of Pinot Renoir 1
bottle of pirate juice 1
bottle of popskull 1
bottle of realpagne 1
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 1
bottle of rum 8
bottle of sake 1
bottle of tequila 2
bottle of ultravitamins 1
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 1
bottle of vodka 2
bottle of whiskey 1
bottle opener belt buckle 5
bottled inspiration 1
bottled swamp gas 3
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bounty-hunting pants 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 2
bowl of Bounty-Os 1
bowl of cottage cheese 1
bowl of Jeal-O 1
bowl of lucky charms 1
bowl of mernudo 3
bowl of rye sprouts 1
Bowl of Scorpions 1
bowling ball 1
box 83
box of Dweebs 7
box of Familiar Jacks 1
box of sunshine 1
box-in-the-box 1
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
boxed champagne 1
boxed wine 2
boxing glove 1
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 1
brains casserole 1
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 1
brainy skull 1
brass gear 2
brass stinger 1
bread man 2
breadchucks 2
Breakfast Blast wine cooler 1
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 1
brick 18
brick of sand 1
BRICKO bulwark 1
briefcase 3
brilliant oyster egg 3
broken carburetor 1
broken cellular phone 1
broken skull 2
broken sword 1
bronze breastplate 2
bronzed locust 3
brown crock marble 1
brown felt tophat 2
brown paper bag mask 3
brown paper pants 3
brown sugar cane 1
buñuelos Jaliscos 22
bubble bauble bow 1
bubble-wrap simulator 1
bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) 1
bubblewrap crossbow 1
bubblewrap ore 2
bubblewrap staff 1
bubblin' crude 80
bubbly potion 1
bucket of anniversary lard 1
buckler buckle 1
buckyball 1
buffalo blade 1
bugbear beanie 2
bugbear bungguard 3
Bulky Buddy Box 1
bullet-proof corduroys 13
bum cheek 2
bunch of bananas 1
bunch of square grapes 1
bungle in the jungle 1
bunny liver 1
buoybottoms 1
burst hellseal brain 5
bus pass 2
Buttery Knob 1
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 1
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. chum 1
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 2
cabooze 5
cactus fruit 1
caipifruta 1
calavera concertina 2
calle de miel 1
can cannon 1
can of Binarrrca 1
can of black paint 1
can of CRIMBCOLA 1
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 2
can of maces 2
can of Red Minotaur 1
can of spinach 3
can of starch 1
can of Swiller 1
can of the cheapest beer 1
Can-Can skirt 1
can-can-in-a-can 1
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 1
Candicaine 1
candied bolts 17
candied kobold 18
candied nuts 13
candied yams 1
candy brain 4
candy cane 1
candy cigarette 2
candy kneecapping stick 1
candy knuckles 2
candy stake 1
cannonball charrrm 1
canopic jar 8
canteen of wine 1
capacitor relay 1
carbon nanotube frame 1
carbonated soy milk 3
carbonated water lily 1
cardboard box turtle 1
cardboard crossbow 1
cardboard katana 3
cardboard ore 4
cardboard staff 1
cardboard sword 1
cardboard wakizashi 1
caret 1
carob chunk cookies 1
carob chunk noodles 1
carob chunks 1
Carol of the Bulls 1
Carol of the Hells 1
Carol of the Thrills 1
carton of rotten eggs 4
carton of snake milk 2
casino pass 1
cast 1
cast-iron legacy paddle 1
cat appendix 1
catgut 17
catgut taco 1
catskin buckler 1
catskin cap 1
catsup 1
Caveman Dan's favorite rock 1
Cement Mixer 1
cement sandals 1
centipede eggs 1
centurion helmet 1
Cerebral Cloche 1
Cerebral Crossbow 1
Cerebral Culottes 1
chain-mail monokini 1
chaos butterfly 55
charming flute 2
cheap cigar butt 1
cheap plastic bottle opener 1
cheap toaster 3
cheer extractor 1
cheer-o-gram 1
Cheer-Up soda 1
cheerful antler hat 1
cheerful Crimbo sweater 1
cheerful pajama pants 1
Chef Boy, R&D's business card 1
chef's hat 3
cherry 1
Cherry Cloaca Cola 1
Cherrytastrophe wine cooler 1
chewing gum on a string 44
children of the candy corn 2
chintzy accordion pin 2
chintzy disco ball pendant 3
chintzy noodle ring 1
chintzy saucepan earring 1
chintzy turtle brooch 1
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 8
chisel 1
chlorine crystal 1
chloroform rag 1
chocolate filthy lucre 3
chocolate pasta spoon 1
chocolate saucepan 1
chocolate spurs 1
chocolate-covered caviar 3
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 2
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 1
chocomotive 8
chopsticks 1
chorizo brownies 1
chorizo taco 1
chrome crossbow 1
chrome ore 3
chrome staff 1
chrome sword 1
Chroner 117
Chroner cross 1
chunk of depleted Grimacite 2
chunk of hot iron 2
chunk of rock salt 22
cigar box turtle 1
cigarette lighter 5
Cinco Mayo Lager 1
Citrus Crush wine cooler 1
Claw of the Infernal Seal 1
clay peace-sign bead 3
Claybender glasses 1
clingfilm cap 2
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm tangle 1
clingfilm trousers 2
Cloaca grenade 8
Cloaca-Cola 1
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 1
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 1
Cloaca-Cola helmet 1
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 1
Cloaca-Cola shield 1
clockwork bartender-in-the-box 1
clockwork claws 1
clockwork clockwise dome 1
clockwork counterclockwise dome 1
clockwork crossbow 1
clockwork detective skull 1
clockwork doohickey 27
clockwork endoskeleton 1
clockwork handle 1
clockwork hat 1
clockwork key 20
clockwork pants 1
clockwork rings 1
clockwork rod 2
clockwork shank 1
clockwork sheet 2
clockwork sphere 2
clockwork spine 2
clockwork staff 1
clockwork sword 1
clockwork thingamajig 9
clockwork trench coat 1
clockwork widget 26
cloudy potion 1
clown hammer 2
clown shoes 4
clown skin 4
clown whip 1
clown wig 1
clownskin belt 1
club necklace 15
club of corruption 1
clutch of dodecapede eggs 1
coal dust 5
coal shovel 2
cob of corn 1
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 1
cocktail napkin 1
cocktail onion 1
cocoa egg 81
cocoa eggshell fragment 75
coconut bikini top 1
coconut shell 105
coffin lid 1
cog 905
cog and sprocket assembly 1
Colander of Em-er'il 1
Cold Hots candy 32
cold ninja mask 1
cold powder 1
cold wad 1
cold water bottle 2
cologne of contempt 1
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 1
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 1
colorful toad 2
combat fan 2
Comet Pop 1
comfy pillow 1
commemorative war stein 1
communications windchimes 5
compression stocking 5
concentrated cordial of concentration 1
concentrated fish broth 7
concentrated magicalness pill 1
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 1
contract enforcement stick 1
control crystal 1
cool mushroom 1
cool mushroom casserole 1
cool mushroom wine 1
cool spore pod 18
cool whip 2
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 1
copper ha'penny charrrm 1
cordial of concentration 1
corn holder 9
cornuthaum 1
Corpse Island iced tea 1
corpse on the beach 1
corpsedriver 1
corpsetini 1
costume sword 1
cottage 2
crêepy mask 1
cracker 1
cranberries 1
crappy waiter disguise 1
crazy hobo notebook 1
crazy little Turkish delight 1
cream of pointy mushroom soup 1
cream pie 1
cream stout 1
creamsicle 1
creepy doll head 1
creepy ginger ale 1
creepy voice box 1
Crepes a la Lune 1
Crimbo candle 1
Crimbo crystal shards 1
Crimbo pie 1
Crimbo train emergency brake 1
Crimbo training manual 1
Crimbo wreath 1
Crimbojito 1
Crimbolex watch 1
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimboween memo 1
Crimbuck 4
crossbow string 1
crotchety pants 1
crowbarrr 1
Crown of the Goblin King 1
crude crudités 1
crude voodoo doll 1
cruelty-free wine 1
crumbling rat skull 1
crystalline cheer 76
crystalline reamer 1
crystallized memory 1
CSA cheerfulness ration 1
cup of primitive beer 1
curdflinger 1
curmudgel 1
cursed black pearl onion 3
cursed bottle of black-label rum 1
cursed bottle of rum 1
cursed cannonball 1
cursed dirty joke scroll 1
cursed piece of thirteen 1
Cursed Punch 3
cursed sea biscuit 2
cursed voodoo skull 1
custard pie 1
cyborg doll 1
cyborg stompin' boot 1
cyclops eyedrops 1
cylindrical mold 1
D roll 1
Daffy Taffy 1
daisy 1
dance card 1
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 1
dark potion 1
Das Überkühlraum trading card 1
deactivated MicroMechaMech 1
dead guy's watch 1
deadfall branch 1
death blossom 1
deck of tropical cards 1
decomposed boot 9
decorative fountain 1
defective skull 1
dehydrated caviar 1
delectable catalyst 1
delicious noodles 1
delicious swamp muck 9
demon buckler 1
demon skin 1
demon whip 1
demon-horned hat 1
demonskin jacket 1
denim axe 1
dense meat crossbow 1
dense meat stack 1
dense meat sword 1
dented harmonica 1
deodorant 1
depantsing bomb 1
depleted uranium seal figurine 1
desiccated apricot 1
dew yoana lei 1
diamond necklace 1
diamond-studded cane 1
diamond-studded fronts 1
didgeridooka 1
Diet Cloaca Cola 1
dingy planks 1
dire fudgesicle 1
dirty hobo gloves 1
disassembled clover 1
disbelief suspenders 1
Disco 'Fro Pick 1
disco ball 1
disco mask 1
discocktail 1
disease 1
disembodied brain 1
disembodied smile 1
dishrag 1
disintegrating quill pen 1
disintegrating sheet music 1
displaced fish 1
disposable instant camera 1
distilled fortified wine 1
distressed denim pants 1
disturbing fanfic 1
Divine 1
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 28
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 7
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 3
Dogsgotnonoz pills 1
doll house 1
dollar sign 1
dollhive 1
Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat 1
Dolphin King's crown 1
donkey flipbook 1
dope gangsta bling-bling 1
dope wheels 1
double daisy 1
double-barreled sling 1
double-ice gum 1
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 1
drab sonata 1
Drac & Tan 1
draggin' ball hat 1
Dramatic™ range 2
dreadlock whip 1
dress pants 1
dried face 1
dripping meat staff 1
droll monocle 1
droopy doll eye 4
drop of water-37 1
Drowsy Sword 1
drum machine 1
drum of tommy ammo 1
Drunken Neurologist 1
dry martini 1
dry noodles 1
dry vodka martini 1
drywall axe 1
ducha de oro 1
duck-on-a-string 4
duct tape 1
duct tape buckler 1
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape sword 1
duct tape wallet 1
dude ranch souvenir crate 1
DUFRESNE Suds 12
dull fish scale 33
dungeoneer's dungarees 1
duonoculars 2
Duskwalker fangs 1
Duskwalker syringe 1
dusty animal jawbone 1
dusty animal pelvis 1
dusty bottle of Marsala 1
dusty bottle of Merlot 1
dusty bottle of Muscat 1
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 1
dusty bottle of Port 1
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 1
dusty Crimbo crate 1
dusty eighth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra 1
dusty fifth cervical vertebra 1
dusty fifth lumbar vertebra 1
dusty first caudal vertebra 1
dusty first cervical vertebra 1
dusty fourth caudal vertebra 1
dusty fourth cervical vertebra 1
dusty fourth lumbar vertebra 1
dusty fourth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty left clavicle 1
dusty left eighth rib 1
dusty left eleventh rib 1
dusty left femur 1
dusty left fibula 1
dusty left fifth rib 1
dusty left first front claw 1
dusty left first rear claw 1
dusty left first rib 1
dusty left fourth front claw 1
dusty left fourth rib 1
dusty left humerus 1
dusty left kneecap 1
dusty left ninth rib 1
dusty left radius 1
dusty left scapula 1
dusty left second front claw 1
dusty left second rear claw 1
dusty left sixth rib 1
dusty left tenth rib 1
dusty left third rear claw 1
dusty left third rib 1
dusty left thumb 1
dusty left twelfth rib 1
dusty left ulna 1
dusty ninth caudal vertebra 1
dusty ninth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty right clavicle 1
dusty right eighth rib 1
dusty right eleventh rib 1
dusty right femur 1
dusty right fibula 1
dusty right fifth rib 1
dusty right first front claw 1
dusty right first rib 1
dusty right fourth front claw 1
dusty right fourth rear claw 1
dusty right fourth rib 1
dusty right humerus 1
dusty right radius 1
dusty right scapula 1
dusty right second front claw 1
dusty right second rear claw 1
dusty right second rib 1
dusty right seventh rib 1
dusty right sixth rib 1
dusty right tenth rib 1
dusty right third front claw 1
dusty right third rear claw 1
dusty right third rib 1
dusty right twelfth rib 1
dusty right ulna 1
dusty sacral vertebrae 1
dusty second caudal vertebra 1
dusty second cervical vertebra 1
dusty second thoracic vertebra 1
dusty seventh lumbar vertebra 1
dusty sixth caudal vertebra 1
dusty sixth cervical vertebra 1
dusty sixth lumbar vertebra 1
dusty sixth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty tenth caudal vertebra 1
dusty tenth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty third caudal vertebra 1
dusty third cervical vertebra 1
dusty third lumbar vertebra 1
dusty third thoracic vertebra 1
dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra 1
dwarf bread 5
dwarvish magazine 1
Dyspepsi grenade 7
Dyspepsi-Cola 1
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 1
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 1
Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack 1
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 1
eagle feather 8
eagle's milk 1
ear poison 1
easter egg balloon 1
Eau de Guaneau 1
ectoplasmic orbs 2
Effermint™ tablets 1
effervescent potion 1
eggbeater 4
eggnog 1
El Sombrero De Lopez 2
El Vibrato power sphere 2
eldritch effluvium 48
eldritch scanner 1
electric snakebite 1
electrical thingamabob 1
electronic dulcimer pants 1
elegant nightstick 1
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 1
Elmley shades 1
elven cellocello 1
elven hardtack 32
elven magi-pack 81
elven medi-pack 97
elven squeeze 18
elven suicide capsule 14
Elvish delight 1
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 1
empty meat tank 1
enchanted barbell 1
enchanted bean 29
enchanted brass knuckles 1
enchanted eyepatch 1
enchanted handwarmer 1
enchanted toothpick 1
enchantlers 1
encoder ring 1
energy drink IV 17
ennui-flavored potato chips 103
enormous belt buckle 1
enormous hoop earring 1
Ent cider 1
eraser nubbin 1
escargotsicle 1
especially salty dog 1
eternal car battery 1
evil golden arch 13
evil googly eye 1
evil teddy bear 1
evil teddy bear sewing kit 1
executive mime flask 1
exotic jungle fruit 14
exploding hacky-sack 1
explosion-flavored chewing gum 4
extra-flat panini 7
extra-large palm-frond toupee 1
Extra-slimy Slimosa 1
extra-spicy bloody mary 1
extra-strength rubber bands 1
extra-strength strongness elixir 1
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 1
eXtreme meat crossbow 1
eXtreme meat staff 1
eXtreme meat sword 1
eXtreme mittens 1
eXtreme nose ring 1
eXtreme scarf 1
eye of newt 1
eye-pod 2
eyedrops of newt 29
eyedrops of the ermine 29
eyedrops of the ocelot 1
eyepatch 1
f3d0r4 1
fabric hardener 1
fabric softener 1
facsimile dictionary 1
fairy gravy boat 1
fake blood 7
fake fake vomit 2
fake hand 1
fake plastic grass 1
false eyelashes 2
Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium 1
fancy bath salts 15
fancy black tie 1
fancy but probably evil chocolate 1
fancy chocolate 1
fancy chocolate car 7
fancy dress ball 13
fancy seashell necklace 1
fancy tophat 1
fancy tuxedo pants 1
farfalle bow tie 2
fat stacks of cash 13
fat wallet 1
Fauna Libre 1
FDKOL hotcakes 1
felt 1
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 21
fermenting powder 1
ferret bait 20
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 1
fetid feather 5
fettucini Inconnu 1
Feynman gate 4
figurine of a cold seal 9
figurine of a shadowy seal 2
figurine of a sleek seal 3
figurine of a slippery seal 3
figurine of a stinking seal 1
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 9
filthy corduroys 13
filthy hippy poncho 2
filthy knitted dread sack 16
filthy lucre 19
filthy pestle 9
filthy poultice 15
fin-bit wax 1
fine aged cheddarwurst 4
fine wine 2
finger cymbals 2
fire flower 2
fire of unknown origin 8
fire poi 3
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fish-liver oil 82
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Flamin' Whatshisname 1
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flaming crutch 3
flaming feather 6
flaming glowsticks 1
flaming mushroom 2
flaming mushroom wine 1
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flan del mar 15
Flan in the Moon 1
flange 21
flaregun 31
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flask of Amontillado 1
flask of Gnomochloric acid 2
flask of tainted mining oil 49
flat mushroom wine 1
flavorless gruel 2
fleetwood chain 16
flimsy clipboard 6
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floaty sand 16
floorboard cruft 25
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flower petal pie 1
flowing hippy skirt 2
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Flying Caipiranha 1
foam noodle 3
Fog Murderer 2
foie gras 1
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foon 1
football helmet 1
fortune cookie 1
fountain 'soda' 2
Frat Army FGF 1
frat brats 1
freezerburned ice cube 2
freightcake 7
freshwater pearl necklace 3
fricasseed brains 6
Friendliness Beverage 12
frightful feather 9
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frigid hankyū 6
frigid mote 2
frigid ninja stars 155
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frilly skirt 7
Frogade 31
Frost™ brand sword 1
Frown Exerciser 1
frozen feather 7
frozen Mob Penguin 1
frozen mushroom 3
frozen nunchaku 17
fruitcake 1
fruitfilm 3
Fudge Fiber Armor Plating 1
fudgecule 59
full meat tank 1
fumble formula 1
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funky junk key 1
funny bone 8
furniture dolly 5
furry fur 37
furry kilt 1
furry pants 3
fuzzbump 1
fuzzy busby 1
fuzzy dice 5
fuzzy earmuffs 2
fuzzy montera 1
ga-ga radio 2
Gaia beads 5
gas balloon 30
gauze garter 85
gauze hammock 1
gauze shorts 2
Genalen™ Bottle 17
ghost key 1
ghost of a necklace 1
ghost pickle on a stick 1
ghost toga 1
ghuol ears 20
ghuol egg 20
ghuol egg quiche 1
ghuol guolash 7
ghuol-ear kabob 1
giant artisanal rice peeler 6
giant book of ancient carols 1
giant cactus quill 3
giant cheesestick 1
giant discarded bottlecap 2
giant discarded plastic fork 4
giant discarded torn-up glove 2
giant driftwood sculpture 1
giant foam finger 2
giant giant moth dust 1
giant gym membership card 10
giant heirloom grape tomato 24
giant jar of protein powder 23
giant motorcycle boots 2
giant moxie weed 5
giant needle 31
giant penguin keychain 9
giant pinky ring 3
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giant spider leg 1
giant turkey leg 9
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gilded ancient cursed key 2
gill rings 1
gimlet 6
gin and tonic 2
Gin Mint 2
gin-soaked blotter paper 1
ginger snaps 8
gingerbread bugbear 2
gingerbread horror 1
gingerbread house 1
gingerbread mutant bugbear 1
gingerbread robot 7
gingham blouse 3
glark cable 6
glass eye 1
glass gnoll eye 1
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glass of goat's milk 2
glass of herbal tequila 3
glistening fish meat 10
glittery mascara 3
glob of cream cheese 3
glob of enchanted icing 23
glob of salty molasses 11
glob of spoiled mayo 2
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glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub 1
glow-in-the-dark wristwatch 1
glowing fungus 4
glowing red eye 22
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gnatloaf 1
gnatwing 55
gnauga hide 17
gnauga hide buckler 2
gnauga hide chaps 2
gnauga hide kilt 1
gnauga hide vest 2
gnauga hide whip 1
gnocchetti di Nietzsche 1
gnoll lips 12
gnoll teeth 12
gnoll-tooth necklace 1
Gnollish autoplunger 1
Gnollish casserole dish 1
Gnollish flyswatter 3
Gnollish pie server 17
Gnollish pie tin 19
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Gnollish slotted spoon 23
Gnollish toolbox 12
Gnomish toolbox 1
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 1
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goat cheese 3
goat cheese pizza 1
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gold Boozehounds Anonymous token 2
gold lamé pants 5
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golden twig 1
Goodfella contract 28
goofily-plumed helmet 1
Gordon Bennett 7
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GOTO 4
goulauncher 1
gr8ps 10
grape troll doll 1
grapefruit 9
grapes 20
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grass clippings 30
grass hat 1
grass skirt 1
grassy cutlass 2
Grateful Undead T-shirt 2
grave robbing shovel 3
grease gun 1
green balloon 1
green candy heart 1
green clay bead 8
Green Clover of Justice 1
green glowstick 1
green gummi ingot 1
Green Manalishi 7
green peawee marble 2
green pixel 266
green pixel potion 6
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gremlin mutagen 18
grog 3
grouchy restless spirit 17
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grue egg omelette 1
grumpy old man charrrm 21
grungy bandana 4
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guard turtle collar 1
guard turtle shell 1
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Gummi-DNA 1
Gummi-Gnauga 5
gunky chicken 2
guy made of bee pollen 1
gyroscope 24
hair oil 17
hair spray 4
hairy staff 1
half of a gold tooth 2
half-baked potion 20
half-height unicycle 1
half-melted spoon 1
half-orchid 1
half-rotten brain 3
half-size scalpel 3
half-sized guitar 6
halfberd 1
hamethyst 5
hamethyst necklace 1
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handful of confetti 5
handful of Crotchety Pine needles 2
handful of drink tickets 1
handful of hand chalk 71
handful of Laughing Willow bark 1
handful of moss 46
handful of nuts and berries 1
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handful of sand 61
handful of sawdust 19
handful of tips 6
handful of walnuts 10
handsomeness potion 20
happiness 3
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 3
hardware upgrade 1
harem girl t-shirt 1
Hatorade 1
haunted battery 1
haunted paddle-ball 1
Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance 1
head mirror 5
headhunter necktie 4
heart necklace 16
heart of the volcano 3
heart-shaped balloon 2
heavy D 58
heavy metal sonata 2
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 2
Hell ramen 2
hellion cube 4
hellseal claw 78
hellseal whisker 40
helmet recipe 1
helmet turtle 2
hemp net 1
hemp string 36
henna face paint 6
henna tattoo 4
hep waders 1
herb brownies 4
herbal stuffing 1
herbs 26
hermit permit 5
Herring Daiquiri 1
herringcello 1
high-resistance ultrapolymer plating 1
hill of beans 2
hippo skin buckler 1
hippopotamus pants 2
hippopotamus skin 1
Hippy Army MPE 1
hippy bongo 9
hippy herbal tea 1
hippy medical kit 5
hippy protest button 9
Hollandaise helmet 2
homeopathic healing powder 4
honey stick 1
honey-dipped locust 16
hopping socks 1
horizontal tango 11
hors d'oeuvre tray 3
hot buttered roll 1
hot coal 5
hot cross bow 1
hot date 25
hot katana blade 24
hot nuggets 1
hot pink lipstick 1
hot plate 3
hot powder 1
hot wad 11
hot wing 7
hovering sombrero 1
huge bowl of candy 7
huge mosquito proboscis 1
huge spoon 7
hushed puppy 1
hypodermic needle 2
ice stein 2
ice-cold fotie 5
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 10
ice-cold six-pack 6
ice-cold Willer 14
iced-out bling 1
icicle katana 1
icy katana hilt 16
icy mushroom wine 1
icy-hot katana 2
iGoogly 2
Iiti Kitty phone charm 4
illegal firecracker 7
imitation whetstone 1
imitation White Russian 6
immense cyborg hand 2
imp air 5
Imp Ale 40
imp unity ring 3
incredible pizza 2
incredibly creepy marionette 1
industrial strength starch 10
infernal fife 9
infernal insoles 3
inflatable duck 3
inkwell 27
insanely spicy bean burrito 2
insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito 1
Instant Karma 2
intact anemone spike 17
ion grid 10
irate sombrero 10
iron pasta spoon 1
irradiated candy cane 4
irradiated pet snacks 1
jabañero pepper 1
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 20
jack flapper 2
jagged scrap metal 8
jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade 3
jar of anniversary jam 1
jar of swamp gas 1
Jarlsberg's earring 2
jaunty feather 4
jawbruiser 2
jazz soap 4
Jefferson wings 2
jet bennie marble 1
jewelry-making pliers 1
jigsaw blade 187
jingling spore pod 1
jive turkey leg 1
Jocko Homo's head 2
Jolly Roger charrrm 4
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet 8
joybuzzer 4
jug of Gnomochloric acid 2
jug-o-magicalness 6
jumbo olive 2
jumping bean taco 1
jungle drum 3
jungle floor wax 16
juniper berries 1
junk band 3
junk food 2
junk trunks 2
junk yard 2
Junk-Bond 7
Kashmir sweater 3
keg shield 2
Kentucky-fried meat staff 1
Kentucky-style derby 1
ketchup 1
ketchup hound 32
kick-ass kicks 2
killer rag doll 1
killing feather 1
killing jar 1
kite 35
Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card 1
kiwi 45
kneecapping stick 12
knob bugle 4
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 2
Knob Goblin elite helm 13
Knob Goblin elite pants 14
Knob Goblin elite polearm 14
Knob Goblin elite shirt 3
Knob Goblin firecracker 204
Knob Goblin harem pants 7
Knob Goblin harem veil 10
Knob Goblin learning pill 1
Knob Goblin love potion 23
Knob Goblin lunchbox 1
Knob Goblin melon baller 5
Knob Goblin nasal spray 1
Knob Goblin pants 23
Knob Goblin perfume 19
Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray 1
Knob Goblin scimitar 27
Knob Goblin seltzer 79
Knob Goblin sharpening spray 1
Knob Goblin spatula 353
Knob Goblin steroids 27
Knob Goblin superseltzer 15
Knob Goblin tongs 16
Knob Goblin Uberpants 6
Knob Goblin visor 3
knob ka-bobs 1
Knob Kitchen grab-bag 3
Knob lo mein 1
Knob mushroom 44
knob mushroom wine 1
Knob nuts 12
Knob pasty 1
Knob sausage 9
Knob sausage stir-fry 1
Knob shroomkabob 1
Knob stir-fry 1
Knob stroganoff 1
Knob stuffed shells 1
Knoll mushroom 31
knoll mushroom wine 1
Krakrox's Loincloth 1
kumquartz 1
kumquat 18
L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate 1
La Fantasma y La Oscuridad 1
large box 1
large cocoa eggshell fragment 1
large tankard of ale 1
laser-broiled pear 1
lavawater 1
lavender candy heart 1
lavender paisley oyster egg 1
lavender plastic oyster egg 1
lavender polka-dot oyster egg 1
lavender striped oyster egg 1
lawnmower blade 2
lead necklace 1
lead yo-yo 2
leaf of grass 5
leather chaps 8
leather mask 4
leathery bat skin 20
leathery cat skin 21
leathery rat skin 10
LED block 1
leechknife 2
left bracket 1
left half of a heart necklace 1
left parenthesis 8
leftover Crimbo rations 1
leftovers of indeterminate origin 49
legitimate business on the beach 1
lemon 15
lemon meringue pie 1
lemon popsicle 3
lemonade marble 1
leotarrrd 3
leprechaun hatchling 1
less-than-three-shaped box 1
lesser grodulated violet 1
letterman's jacket 1
libation of liveliness 44
licorice garrote 3
licorice root 3
lihc eye 13
lihc eye pie 1
lihc face 13
limburger biker boots 2
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 29
line 1
linoleum helmet turtle 1
linoleum ore 56
linoleum staff 1
lion oil 2
liquid SONAR 2
little black book 2
little paper umbrella 77
little round pebble 1
live lobster 1
live wire 2
loadstone 3
loathing eagle baby-doll shirt 1
Lockenstock™ sandals 6
logic synthesizer 6
lollipop stick 1
long pork 3
long pork casserole 1
long pork chop sandwiches 1
long skinny balloon 53
longhaired hippy wig 1
loose purse strings 1
loose teeth 88
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 1
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 5
los chinos 2
low-budget shield 1
lowercase N 51
lucky ball-and-chain 1
lucky Crimbo tiki necklace 1
lucky lighter 2
lucky rabbit's foot 5
lumbering jack 2
lump of clay 1
lump of coal 31
lump of diamond 41
lunar isotope 227
lupine sword 2
lynyrd musk 5
lynyrd skin 1
lynyrd snare 5
M-242 1
Mace of the Tortoise 1
machetito 3
macroplane grater 2
mad scientist's sock monkey 1
Mad Train wine 27
Mae West 6
mafia aria 1
magic lamp 2
magic whistle 3
magical baguette 8
magical ice cube with a fly in it 4
magical ice cubes 143
magicalness-in-a-can 20
magilaser blastercannon 13
magnifying glass 1
maiden wig 5
makeshift cape 1
makeshift skirt 1
makeshift turban 1
mama's squeezebox 1
mana curds 3
mandarina colada 8
Manetwich 1
mangled finger 1
manly bloomers 2
many-eyed glasses 2
maple syrup 4
margarita 9
mariachi G-string 19
mariachi hat 2
mariachi pants 2
Mariner's Friend cough drops 1
marionette 2
marionette collective 1
Mark I Steam-Hat 1
Mark II Steam-Hat 1
Mark III Steam-Hat 1
Mark IV Steam-Hat 1
Mark of the Vampire 1
Mark of the Zombie 1
Mark V Steam-Hat 2
Marquis de Poivre soda 395
marshmallow 2
martini 1
marzipan skull 2
massive sitar 1
mauve paisley oyster egg 1
mauve plastic oyster egg 1
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 1
mauve striped oyster egg 1
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 2
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 1
meat cowboy hat 1
Meat detector 2
meat engine 1
meat from yesterday 1
Meat maid 1
meat paste 122
meat shield 1
meat stack 105
meat vortex 151
meatcar model 2
meatsmithing guide 2
meaty helmet turtle 1
megatofu 1
Meleegra™ pills 65
melon-infused sake 1
melted Jell-o shot 7
menorette 1
menudo 1
menudo ravioli 1
Mer-kin breastplate 1
Mer-kin cookiestove 5
mesh cap 3
metal band T-shirt 1
metallic A 77
metrognome 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 9
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 49
midriff scrubs 1
Milk Studs 77
milky potion 5
mime army camouflage kit 5
mime army insignia (cryonics) 1
mime army insignia (sanitation) 1
mime army rations 1
mime army wine 2
mime eraser 35
mime pocket probe 1
miming beret 2
miming corduroys 2
miming shirt 1
mimosette 2
mind flayer corpse 1
miner's helmet 23
miner's pants 22
mini-martini 13
miniature boiler 1
miniature carton of clove cigarettes 1
miniature espresso maker 1
miniature stuffed Goth Giant 1
Miniborg beeper 1
Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot 1
Miniborg hiveminder 1
Miniborg laser 1
Miniborg stomper 1
Miniborg strangler 1
minin' dynamite 1
Mint Yulep 1
misfit teddy bear 1
misshapen animal skeleton 1
Misty Cloak 1
Misty Robe 2
mixed wildflower greens 1
Mob Penguin cellular phone 1
Mohawk wig 17
moist Crimbo spices 1
mojo filter 8
molotov cocktail cocktail 29
molten scrap metal 6
Mon Tiki 7
monkey wrench 1
monomolecular yo-yo 2
Monstar energy beverage 4
monster bait 2
Moon Pie 1
moonberry wine cooler 15
moonglasses 2
Moonthril Schnapps 1
moose antlers 3
moose chocolate 5
moose thought 4
mooseflank 4
Morlock's Mark Bourbon 1
Mornington crescent roll 3
mostly-broken sunglasses 7
mother's little helper 30
mother's secret recipe 1
Mountain Stream Code Black Alert 11
Mountain Stream soda 139
mouse skull 2
moxie magnet 1
moxie weed 73
Mr. Mediocrebar 46
muffled muffuletta 1
mugcake 2
mulled cider 1
mullet wig 3
mummy costume 3
mummy mask 2
mummy wrapping 31
munchies pill 3
Murderer's Punch 1
murky potion 6
mushroom fermenting solution 1
mushroom pizza 1
mylar scout drone 18
mysterious chemical residue 17
mysterious silver lapel pin 2
nanite-infested candy cane 25
nanite-infested eggnog 16
nanite-infested fruitcake 23
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 12
nanofiber cloth 1
Nardz energy beverage 11
nasty rat mask 2
natty blue ascot 1
natural fennel soda 3
Nayztameetjoo trading card 1
necklace chain 2
Necrotelicomnicon 2
nega-mushroom 5
negotiatin' hammer 1
Neuromancer 5
New Cloaca-Cola 1
New Zealand iced tea 9
Newbiesport™ tent 1
NG 1
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 1
night-vision goggles 4
ninja hot pants 7
ninja mop 5
non-aged vinegar 4
non-Euclidean non-accordion 1
Northern pemmican 6
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 2
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 5
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 1
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 6
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 6
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 1
nothing-in-the-box 1
nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
Now and Earlier 1
nugget of sodium 7
nut-shaped Crimbo cookie 11
nutty organic salad 1
O'RLY manual 11
obsidian dagger 3
obsidian nutcracker 2
ocarina of space 5
odor extractor 2
off-white paisley oyster egg 1
off-white plastic oyster egg 1
off-white polka-dot oyster egg 1
off-white striped oyster egg 1
Ogres and Oubliettes™ module 12
oil cap 2
oil lamp 2
oil of expertise 2
Oil of Parrrlay 69
oil of slipperiness 25
oil of stability 44
oil pan 2
oil slacks 2
oily boid 1
ointment of the occult 47
ojo de pez burrito 3
old bronzer 1
old coin purse 6
old eyebrow pencil 1
old leather wallet 8
old rosewater cream 2
old sweatpants 4
old-fashioned 2
oldcake 6
olive 1
olive lo mein 1
olive stir-fry 1
one pill 9
oozenog 1
open sauce 17
opera mask 3
orange 3
orange and black Crimboween candy 9
orange candy heart 2
orange popsicle 3
orange snowcone 1
Orange Star of Sacrifice 1
orange-frosted astral cupcake 3
Orangemageddon wine cooler 2
orc wrist 4
Orcish baseball cap 11
Orcish cargo shorts 10
Orcish frat-paddle 8
orcish hand lotion 10
Orcish meat locker 1
orcish nailing lube 15
orcish rubber 5
orcish stud-finder 2
Oreille Divisée brandy 1
original G 71
oriole-feather headdress 1
ornate ancient cursed chest 3
ornate ancient cursed key 1
ornate picture frame 2
Othello's handkerchief 1
out-of-tune biwa 2
outrageous sombrero 1
oven mitts 152
overcookie 34
oversized fish scaler 1
oversized pipe 11
oversized pizza cutter 9
oversized skullcap 1
ovoid leather thing 26
oxygenated eggnog helmet 1
oyster basket 2
pack of chewing gum 3
pack of KWE trading card 1
packet of beer nuts 1
PADL Phone 3
pail 16
Pain Dip 1
painful penne pasta 1
painting of a glass of wine 15
pair of bolt cutters 4
paisley spore pod 32
palm frond 26
palm-frond capris 2
palm-frond cloak 1
palm-frond fan 2
palm-frond net 2
palm-frond toupee 2
palm-frond whip 1
pants kit 1
pants of the Slug Lord 4
panty raider camouflage 1
papaya 1
papaya sling 1
paper-plate-mail pants 1
papotion of papower 20
paranormal ricotta 2
parisian cathouse 2
passable elf mask 7
pasta spoon 4
Pasta Spoon of Peril 1
pat-a-cake pendant 4
patchouli incense stick 40
patchouli oil bomb 34
patent antipsychotics 1
peace-sign necklace 1
peach pie 1
pear tart 1
pearidot 1
pec oil 32
PEEZ dispenser 81
pencil stub 3
penguin focaccia bread 1
penguin shorts 2
penguin skin 1
penguin skin buckler 1
penguin whip 1
pentacorn hat 1
pentatonic accordion 1
Penultimate Fantasy chest 1
peppermint eel sauce 20
peppermint harpoon gun 1
percent sign 3
perforated battle paddle 3
perl necklace 1
personalizable gingerbread cookie 7
personalized birthday cake 1
pestoblade 1
pestopiary 1
pet anemone 1
pet rock 2
pet rock "Groucho" disguise 5
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 4
petit 4.1 11
petrified noodles 1
petrified wood 12
pewter claymore 3
ph balancer 11
phat turquoise bead 17
phat turquoise bracelet 2
philosopher's scone 11
philter of phorce 95
phonics down 618
photoprotoneutron torpedo 78
Pick-O-Matic lockpicks 1
pickelhaube 6
pickle-flavored chewing gum 27
pickled egg 2
pie man was not meant to eat 1
piece of wedding cake 6
piercing post 2
pigeon egg 35
pile of candy 3
pile of dusty animal bones 4
pile of gold coins 4
pile of jumping beans 3
pill cup 19
pimpin' meat hat 1
pine tar 1
Pine-Fresh air freshener 4
ping-pong ball 1
ping-pong paddle 1
pink candy heart 2
pink clay bead 15
pink pony 15
pink-frosted astral cupcake 3
pirate pamphlet 1
pirate pelvis 11
pirate shirt 2
pirate tract 2
pitchfork 2
pixel beer 1
pixel boomerang 1
pixel hat 2
pixel pants 2
pixel shield 2
pixel sword 2
pixellated candy heart 35
plaid bandage 2
plaid cowboy hat 1
plaid pocket square 1
plaid swatch 1
plain bagel 12
plain brown wrapper 1
plain pizza 1
plastic Crimbo reindeer 1
plastic cup of beer 16
plastic guitar 1
plastic ingot 1
plot hole 126
plum 1
plush alielf 1
pocket theremin 3
pocketwatch on a chain 3
pointed stick 3
pointy mushroom 4
pointy mushroom wine 2
pointy red hat 3
poison pen 2
polka-dot bow tie 5
poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 5
Polysniff Perfume 5
poodle skirt 4
pool cue 3
poppy 22
popsicle stick 7
popular tart 1
porquoise 7
porquoise ring 1
portable corkscrew 1
portable table 1
possessed tomato 14
possessed top 24
possibility potion 1
potato sprout 1
potion of potency 42
potion of temporary gr8ness 5
potted cactus 1
potted fern 1
poultrygeist 16
poutine 3
powdered candy sushi set 4
powdered organs 7
pr0n legs 4
pr0n m4nic0tti 1
pr0n taco 1
pregnant mushroom 1
prehistoric spear 1
premium malt liquor 59
pretty pink bow 1
Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit 1
primitive candy cane 5
Princess Rutabaga trading card 1
probability potion 110
procrastination potion 104
Professor What T-Shirt 1
prosthetic forehead 2
prussian cathouse 6
Psychotic Train wine 1
pteruges 1
puce paisley oyster egg 1
puce plastic oyster egg 1
puce polka-dot oyster egg 2
puce striped oyster egg 1
pumpkinhead mask 3
punk rock jacket 2
purple clay bead 1
purple pixel pie 4
purple snowcone 1
purple-frosted astral cupcake 2
pygmy blowgun 11
pygmy briefs 4
pygmy nose-bone 4
pygmy phone number 10
pygmy pygment 12
pygmy spear 2
quantum polarity inducer 1
quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments 1
Radberry Rip wine cooler 2
radiation-resistant helmet 3
radioactive chew toy 1
radium-flavored potato chips 108
rag doll 2
ram horns 5
Ram's Face Lager 13
ram-battering staff 1
raspberry 13
raspberry beret 1
rat appendix 7
ratarang 2
ratini 1
ratskin belt 1
rattail whip 1
rattler rattle 2
rave whistle 8
ravioli della hippy 1
ravioli hat 4
razor-sharp can lid 34
razor-tipped yo-yo 1
really dense meat stack 2
really sticky spider web 1
really thick bandage 2
really thick spine 1
red badge 1
Red Balloon of Valor 1
red blood cells 7
red book 2
red box 5
red button 29
red China marble 3
red class ring 1
red coat 3
red eye 1
red foxglove 1
red gummi ingot 1
red letter 13
red masque 3
red paisley oyster egg 1
red pixel 1
red pixel potion 1
red plastic oyster egg 1
red polka-dot oyster egg 1
red red wine 12
red rum 9
red shirt 2
red shoe 3
red silk skirt 2
red snowcone 1
red striped oyster egg 4
red velvet cake 11
Red X Shield 3
red-hot poker 3
redrum 1
Regular Cloaca Cola 1
reinforced beaded headband 8
reinforced furry underpants 1
remaindered axe 3
reodorant 35
Retenez L'Herbe Paté 2
returned Thinknerd package 1
reusable shopping bag 1
rhesus monkey 1
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Ye Olde Meade 15
Ye Olde Medieval Insult 1
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yellow brick road 7
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Yummy Tummy bean 251
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