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Display Case for Meester Slow (#79795)

This player is a member of the clan THE Non-ascender clan.

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Meester Slow (#79795)

This player has 4,227 unique items and 548,797 total items in his/her display case.

	Item	Quantity
	"DEBBIE" tattoo kit	1
	"DRINK ME" potion	3
	"honey" dipper	1
	"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt	1
	"KICK ME" sign	1
	"meat" stick	1
	"Remember the Trees" Shirt	1
	Überraschthexengebräu	3
	1-ball	7
	100-Watt bulb	1
	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
	1952 Mickey Mantle card	277
	2-ball	7
	20-lb can of rice and beans	1
	25-meat staff	1
	3-ball	12
	30669 scroll	1
	33398 scroll	1
	334 scroll	1
	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
	4-ball	7
	4-d camera	2
	4-dimensional fez	1
	4-dimensional guitar	1
	4:20 bomb	1
	5-Alarm Saucepan	1
	5-ball	5
	5-hour acrimony	1
	6-ball	7
	64067 scroll	2
	668 scroll	1
	7-ball	11
	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
	7-inch discus	1
	8-ball	33
	8-billed baseball cap	1
	8-bit banana	1
	9-ball	1
	99.44% pure math	1
	A Light that Never Goes Out	1
	a little sump'm sump'm	1
	A muse-bouche	1
	A. W. O. L. commendation	1
	abandoned candy	3
	abominable blubber	1
	Abyssal ember	1
	acceptable bagel	1
	accord ion	1
	accordion file	1
	Accordion of Jordion	1
	accordionoid rocca	1
	acid-squirting flower	2
	acoustic guitarrr	1
	actual reality goggles	1
	actual tapas	1
	adder bladder	1
	adhesive tape dolly	1
	Aggressive Carrot	1
	airblaster gun	20
	airborne mutagen	1
	alarm accordion	9
	albatross necklace	1
	Alewife™ Ale	8
	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
	Alice's Army Bowman	1
	Alice's Army Cleric	1
	Alice's Army Coward	1
	Alice's Army Dervish	1
	Alice's Army Foil Alchemist	1
	Alice's Army Foil Bowman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Cleric	1
	Alice's Army Foil Coward	1
	Alice's Army Foil Guard	1
	Alice's Army Foil Halberder	1
	Alice's Army Foil Hammerman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Horseman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Lanceman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber	1
	Alice's Army Foil Ninja	1
	Alice's Army Foil Nurse	1
	Alice's Army Foil Page	1
	Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden	1
	Alice's Army Foil Spearsman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Swordsman	1
	Alice's Army Foil Wallman	1
	Alice's Army Guard	1
	Alice's Army Halberder	1
	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
	Alice's Army Horseman	1
	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
	Alice's Army Martyr	1
	Alice's Army Ninja	1
	Alice's Army Nurse	1
	Alice's Army Page	1
	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
	Alice's Army Sniper	1
	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
	Alice's Army Wallman	1
	alien autoautopsy kit	1
	alien drugs	2
	alien hologram projector	1
	alien plant goo	1
	alien source code printout	1
	alien source code printout (used)	1
	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
	all-purpose cleaner	1
	all-year sucker	1
	alpha-mail pants	1
	ammonite candy mold	1
	ammonite fossil	5
	Amnesiac Ale	1
	amok putter	1
	amulet of extreme plot significance	2
	ancient calendar	1
	ancient calendar fragment	5
	ancient cursed foot locker	1
	ancient frozen dinner	10
	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
	ancient poisoned dart	2
	ancient protein powder	1
	ancient spice	1
	ancient stone fist	1
	ancient stone head	1
	ancient turtle shell	1
	ancient turtle shell powder	1
	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	2
	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
	anemone nematocyst	1
	Angry Farmer candy	12
	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	9
	angst burger	1
	anise-flavored venom	1
	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
	anniversary burlap belt	1
	anniversary chutney sculpture	1
	anniversary concrete fedora	1
	Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy	1
	anniversary pewter cape	1
	anniversary safety glass vest	1
	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
	annoying pitchfork	2
	ant agonist	1
	ant hoe	1
	ant pick	1
	ant pitchfork	1
	ant rake	1
	ant sickle	1
	anti-anti-antidote	1
	anticheese	10
	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
	antique accordion	1
	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
	antique bottle opener	1
	antique greaves	1
	antique hand mirror	1
	antique helmet	1
	antique nutcracker cape	1
	antique packet of ketchup	21
	antique painting of a landscape	1
	antique pair of blue jeans	1
	antique record album	1
	antique shield	1
	antique souvenir drawing	1
	antique spear	1
	antique spyglass	1
	armgun	1
	arrow'd heart balloon	2
	arrowgram	144
	arrrgyle socks	3
	Arrrmetia trading card	1
	artisanal limoncello	1
	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	1
	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	1
	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	1
	Artist's Spatula of Despair	1
	Artist's Whisk of Misery	1
	asbestos apron	1
	asbestos crossbow	1
	asbestos crossbow string	1
	asbestos helmet turtle	1
	asbestos meat stack	1
	asbestos ore	10
	asbestos staff	1
	asbestos stick	1
	asbestos sword	1
	asbestos sword hilt	1
	asbestos thermos	1
	ASCII fu manchu	2
	ash soda	2
	Asleep in the Cemetery	2
	asparagus knife	4
	aspirin	1
	asshat	1
	astral mushroom	1
	astronaut pants	1
	Atomic Comic	1
	Atomic Pop	17
	atomic vector plotter	3
	autocalliope	1
	automa-bot parts	46
	automatic catapult	1
	auxiliary backbone	1
	awful poetry journal	1
	Azurite	1
	bätzle	1
	baby cuddlefish	1
	backwoods screwdriver	1
	BACON	13
	bacon bath ball	6
	baconstone	1
	baconstone bracelet	1
	baconstone earring	1
	baconstone pendant	1
	baconstone ring	1
	badass belt	1
	badge of authority	1
	bag of bones	9
	bag of Cheat-Os	147
	bag of GORF	1
	bag of GORP	1
	bag of gross foreign snacks	1
	bag of lard	50
	bag of many confections	1
	bag of park garbage	1
	bag of pygmy blood	11
	bag of QWOP	1
	bag of sausage links	1
	bag of unfinished business	1
	bag of W&Ws	101
	baggie of powdered sugar	216
	Baja sopapilla	1
	Bal-musette accordion	1
	ball	1
	balloon helmet	1
	balloon monkey	1
	balloon shield	1
	balloon sword	1
	ballpark hot daub	1
	bamboo bokuto	1
	banana	1
	banana cream pie	1
	banana daiquiri	1
	banana milkshake	1
	banana peel	1
	banana smoothie	1
	banana split	1
	banana spritzer	1
	banana supersucker	1
	bananagate	8
	Bangyomaman battle juice	1
	banjo kazoo mount	1
	bar skin	3
	bar whip	1
	baritone accordion	1
	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	1
	barskin buckler	1
	barskin cloak	1
	barskin hat	1
	barskin loincloth	1
	barskin tent	1
	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	8
	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
	basic meat crossbow	1
	basic meat fez	1
	basic meat foon	1
	basic meat helmet	1
	basic meat kilt	1
	basic meat pants	1
	basic meat skirt	1
	basic meat spork	1
	basic meat staff	1
	basic meat sword	1
	bastard baster	1
	bat haggis	1
	bat-ass leather jacket	1
	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
	batgut	1
	bath ball gift set	2
	battered Crimbo Crate	2
	battered hubcap	1
	battered old top-hat	1
	battery-powered drill	1
	Battlie Light Saver	1
	bazookafish bubble gum	10
	Beach Buck	2
	beach glass necklace	1
	bean burrito	1
	beanbag chair	1
	beard incense	1
	bed of coals	1
	beefy fish meat	2
	beer bong	1
	beer cartilage	1
	beer goggles	2
	beer helmet	1
	beer lens	2
	beer-battered accordion	1
	beer-scented teddy bear	1
	beer-soaked mop	1
	beery blood	1
	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	2
	beige clambroth marble	1
	bejeweled accordion strap	1
	bejeweled cufflinks	90
	bejeweled pledge pin	1
	belemnite candy mold	1
	belemnite fossil	7
	bell-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
	bellhop bell	2
	Belt of Howling Anger	1
	Benetton's Medley of Diversity	1
	bent scrap metal	1
	Bettie page	1
	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	2
	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	2
	BGE merchandise order form	1
	BGE pocket calendar	3
	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	2
	big bass drum	1
	big boom	1
	Big Candy's tophat	1
	big glob of skin	4
	big red clown nose	12
	big rock	3
	big slimy cyst	1
	biker's hat	1
	bilge wine	1
	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
	bindlestocking	1
	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
	bird rib	1
	birdbone corset	1
	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
	Bit O' Quail Spleen	1
	bit of clingfilm	1
	bit-o-cactus	1
	bite-me-red lipstick	34
	BitterSweetTarts	1
	black & tan	1
	black belt	1
	black blade	1
	Black Body™ spray	2
	black cherry soda	2
	black cloak	1
	black cowboy hat	1
	black Crimbo ball	101
	black eye shadow	1
	black eyedrops	1
	black facepaint	1
	black forest cake	1
	black friar's tonsure	1
	black gold	1
	black greaves	1
	black helmet	1
	black kettle drum	1
	black label	1
	Black No. 2	1
	black paisley oyster egg	1
	black pension check	1
	black pepper	1
	black picnic basket	1
	black pixel	1
	black plastic oyster egg	1
	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
	black pudding	1
	black sheepskin diploma	1
	black shield	1
	black snake skin	1
	black snowcone	1
	black spot	2
	black striped oyster egg	1
	black sword	1
	black tear	1
	black-and-blue light	18
	blackberry	1
	blackberry combat boots	1
	blackberry galoshes	1
	blackberry moccasins	1
	blackberry polite	1
	blackberry slippers	1
	blank diary	1
	Blatantly Canadian	2
	blended frozen swill	1
	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	2
	blind-packed capsule toy	1
	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	3
	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
	blob of acid	1
	blob of Alphredo™	2
	blob of wood glue	1
	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	6
	Blood 'n' Plenty	3
	blood flower	268
	Blood Light	8
	blood of the Wereseal	1
	blood sausage	1
	blood-faced volleyball	1
	bloodied surgical dungarees	1
	bloodstain stick	1
	bloody beer	5
	bloody clown pants	3
	bloody kiwitini	1
	bloody mary	1
	blowdart	1
	blue glowstick	6
	blue grass	1
	blue LavaCo Lamp™	1
	blue paisley oyster egg	1
	blue pixel	1
	blue pixel potion	1
	blue plasma ball	32
	blue plastic oyster egg	1
	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
	blue potion	1
	blue raspberry troll doll	1
	blue ribbon	1
	blue shell	1
	blue snowcone	1
	blue striped oyster egg	1
	blue traffic cone	1
	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
	Bohemian rhapsody	1
	boiling hot cocoa	1
	boiling seal blood	1
	Boletus Broletus mushroom	2
	bone aperitif	1
	bone bandoneon	1
	bone chips	12
	bone collar	4
	bone flute	1
	bone rattle	1
	Bone's Farm "wine"	4
	boneana hammock	1
	bonedanna	1
	Bonestabber	1
	bonsai tree	1
	BOOtonniere	2
	Boots of Twilight Whispers	5
	booty chest charrrm	1
	booze-soaked cherry	1
	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
	borg sock monkey	1
	Boris's key lime	1
	Boris's key lime pie	1
	Boris's ring	2
	Boss Drops	113
	bottle of alcohol	1
	bottle of antifreeze	1
	bottle of black cat tonic	4
	bottle of bubbles	1
	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
	bottle of Crimbognac	1
	bottle of drinkin' gas	1
	bottle of Evermore	1
	bottle of fire	1
	bottle of gin	18
	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
	bottle of goofballs	1
	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
	bottle of lighter fluid	1
	bottle of limeade	2
	bottle of melodramamine	1
	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	15
	bottle of Old Pugilist	1
	bottle of Ooze-O	1
	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
	bottle of pirate juice	1
	bottle of popskull	11
	bottle of Professor Beer	1
	bottle of Rapier Witbier	1
	bottle of realpagne	4
	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
	bottle of rum	1
	bottle of sake	2
	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	1
	bottle of tequila	1
	bottle of ultravitamins	1
	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
	bottle of vodka	1
	bottle of whiskey	1
	bottle of wine	1
	bottle opener belt buckle	1
	bottlecap turtle	1
	bottled inspiration	3
	boulder	2
	bounty-hunting pants	1
	bounty-hunting rifle	1
	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
	bow	2
	bow staff	1
	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
	bowl of cottage cheese	3
	bowl of fishysoisse	3
	bowl of Jeal-O	1
	Bowl of Scorpions	1
	bowling ball	5
	box	4
	box of Dweebs	89
	box of Pokëmann band-aids	1
	box of sunshine	89
	box turtle	1
	boxed champagne	1
	boxed wine	13
	Boxing Day Pass	1
	boxing glove	1
	boxing glove on a spring	1
	brains casserole	10
	BRAINS shorts	1
	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
	brainy skull	1
	Bram's choker	1
	brand new key	1
	brass abacus	2
	brass gear	11
	bread basket	1
	bread man	1
	breadchucks	1
	breaded beer	2
	breadwand	1
	Breakfast Blast wine cooler	1
	breakfast mess	330,742
	breakfast miracle	31
	breath mint	1
	BRICKO bat	1
	BRICKO brick	1
	BRICKO bulwark	1
	BRICKO elephant	1
	BRICKO eye brick	1
	BRICKO hat	1
	BRICKO octopus	1
	BRICKO ooze	1
	BRICKO oyster	1
	BRICKO python	1
	BRICKO stud	1
	BRICKO sword	1
	BRICKO turtle	1
	brigand brittle	1
	brine	122
	broberry brogurt	1
	brocolate brogurt	1
	Brogre brolo shirt	1
	Brogre brorts	1
	Brogre bucket hat	1
	broken carburetor	1
	broken cellular phone	7
	broken skull	23
	broken sword	1
	bronze handcuffs	1
	bronzed locust	1
	BROS Energy Drink	1
	brown crock marble	1
	brown paper bag mask	1
	brown paper pants	1
	brown pixel	1
	brown plastic baby	1
	Bruno's blessing of Mars	1
	buñuelos Jaliscos	1
	bubble bauble bow	1
	bubble-wrap simulator	1
	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
	bubblin' crude	1
	bubbly potion	1
	bucket of anniversary lard	1
	bucket of honey	11
	buckyball	4
	buffalo blade	1
	buffalo dime	1
	bugbear beanie	7
	bugbear bungguard	2
	bugbear purification pill	2
	bugged bÃ¶n±Ã©t	1
	bugged balaclava	1
	bugged beanie	1
	Bulky Buddy Box	1
	bull blubber	1
	bullet-proof corduroys	1
	bumblebee marble	1
	bunch of bananas	1
	bungle in the jungle	1
	bunny liver	3
	buoybottoms	1
	burnt flower	1
	burrowgrub hive	1
	BURT	15
	Burt's blessing of Bacchus	1
	bus pass	11
	C.B.F.G.	1
	C.H.U.M. chum	1
	C.H.U.M. knife	1
	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
	cactus fruit	1
	Cajun accordion	3
	calavera concertina	1
	calle de miel	1
	calle de miel with a fly in it	2
	camouflage T-shirt	1
	Camp Scout pup tent	1
	can cannon	1
	can of Adultwitch™	1
	can of Binarrrca	13
	can of Brütalbräu	1
	can of CRIMBCOLA	7
	can of depilatory cream	1
	can of Drooling Monk	1
	can of fake snow	1
	can of Impetuous Scofflaw	1
	can of maces	4
	can of Red Minotaur	1
	can of sardines	23
	Can of Spaghetto	1
	can of spinach	1
	can of starch	1
	can of Swiller	1
	Can-Can skirt	1
	can-can-in-a-can	1
	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	22
	can-you-dig-it?	1
	Candicaine	1
	candied bolts	8
	candied kobold	12
	candied nuts	4
	candied yams	23
	candy brain	3
	candy cane	19
	candy cane candygram	1
	candy cigarette	1
	candy kneecapping stick	2
	candy knife	1
	candy knuckles	3
	candy mountain oyster	1
	candy skeleton	87
	candy stake	7
	candy UFOs	1
	cane-mail pants	1
	cane-mail shirt	1
	canteen of wine	1
	cap gun	1
	cardboard box turtle	1
	cardboard katana	2
	cardboard wakizashi	3
	caret	1
	carob brownies	1
	carob cannon	1
	carob chunk cookies	1
	carob chunk noodles	3
	carob chunks	1
	carrot claret	1
	carrot nose	1
	carton of rotten eggs	69
	carton of snake milk	1
	cartoon heart	1
	casino pass	1
	cast	996
	catfish whiskers	2
	catgut	1
	celestial squid ink	1
	Cement Mixer	2
	cement sandals	1
	censored can label	1
	centipede eggs	1
	centurion helmet	1
	Cerebral Cloche	1
	Cerebral Crossbow	1
	Cerebral Culottes	1
	chain-mail monokini	1
	chainsaw chain	9
	chaos butterfly	5
	chaos popcorn	1
	charming flute	1
	cheap Chinese beer	3
	cheap cigar butt	15,028
	cheap clip-on ninja tie	1
	cheap elven gloves	1
	cheap plastic blowgun	1
	cheap plastic bottle opener	8
	cheap studded belt	41
	cheap sunglasses	3
	cheap toaster	1
	cheer-o-gram	1
	cheerful Crimbo sweater	1
	cheesy eagle sauce	1
	chef's hat	1
	cherry	7
	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
	chest of "pirate gold"	2
	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
	Chester's bag of candy	1
	Chester's cutoffs	1
	Chester's moustache	2
	Chester's muscle shirt	1
	Chester's sunglasses	1
	chewable paper	1
	chewing gum on a string	1
	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
	chicle de salchicha	2
	child-sized dracula cloak	1
	children of the candy corn	1
	Chinese curse words	1
	chintzy accordion pin	1
	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
	chintzy noodle ring	1
	chintzy saucepan earring	1
	chintzy seal pendant	1
	chintzy turtle brooch	1
	choco-Crimbot	11
	Choco-Mint patty	100
	chocolate bath ball	2
	chocolate box	1
	chocolate disco ball	4
	chocolate filthy lucre	2
	chocolate pasta spoon	3
	chocolate rabbit's foot	1
	chocolate saucepan	2
	chocolate seal-clubbing club	6
	chocolate stolen accordion	25
	chocolate turtle totem	2
	chocolate-covered caviar	1
	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
	chocolate-stained collar	1
	chocotini	1
	chopsticks	48
	Chorale of Companionship	1
	chorizo brownies	13
	chorizo taco	1
	chrome crossbow	1
	chrome crossbow string	1
	chrome helmet turtle	1
	chrome meat stack	1
	chrome ore	11
	chrome staff	1
	chrome stick	1
	chrome sword	1
	chrome sword hilt	1
	Chroner	1,001
	chunk of hot iron	1
	cigar box turtle	1
	cigarette lighter	1
	Cinco Mayo Lager	1
	cinnamon troll doll	1
	classy monkey	1
	Claybender glasses	1
	clingfilm cap	1
	clingfilm slippers	1
	clingfilm tangle	1
	clingfilm trousers	1
	Cloaca Cola Polar	3,090
	Cloaca grenade	15
	Cloaca-Cola	62
	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	2
	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	1
	Cloak of Dire Shadows	1
	clockwork bartender-in-the-box	1
	clockwork handle	2
	clockwork rod	1
	clockwork shank	1
	clockwork spine	1
	cloudy potion	1
	clove-flavored lip balm	1
	clown shoes	1
	clown skin	1
	club necklace	1
	coal dust	1
	coal shovel	1
	cob of corn	1
	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
	cocktail napkin	1
	coconut shell	1
	cod cape	1
	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
	cog	13
	Coinspiracy	2
	Cold Fang	1
	Cold Hots candy	25
	cold mashed potatoes	14
	cold ninja mask	4
	collection of tiny spooky objects	32
	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
	colored-light "necklace"	1
	Comet Drop	1
	comfy pillow	1
	communications windchimes	1
	compounded experience	18
	compression stocking	1
	concentrated garbage juice	2
	confiscated comic book	1
	confiscated love note	1
	confusing LED clock	1
	contract enforcement stick	2
	control crystal	1
	Cookbook of the Damned	7
	cookie cookie	4
	cool hot cocoa	1
	cool mushroom	3
	cordial of concentration	1
	corn holder	5
	cornuthaum	18
	Corpse Island iced tea	8
	corpse on the beach	14
	corpsedriver	12
	corpsetini	7
	corrupted bird DNA	1
	corrupted data	13
	costume sword	1
	cotton candy cone	1
	cotton candy pillow	1
	cotton candy pinch	4
	cotton candy plug	1
	crêepy mask	1
	cracker	1
	cranberries	1
	cranberry cordial	1
	cranberry schnapps	4
	crappy brain	1
	crappy waiter disguise	1
	crayon shavings	1
	crazy hobo notebook	1
	crazy little Turkish delight	108
	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
	cream pie	1
	cream stout	10
	creamsicle	1
	creepy ginger ale	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
	CRIMBCO mug	13
	CRIMBCO scrip	10
	CRIMBCO wine	12
	CRIMBCOIDS mints	4
	CRIMBCOLOAF	6
	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
	Crimbo candied pecan	3,894
	Crimbo candle	1
	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	1
	Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit	1
	Crimbo Credit	2
	Crimbo dinner	1
	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
	Crimbo Factory surprise box	24
	Crimbo food scraps	10
	Crimbo fudge	3,794
	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
	Crimbo peppermint bark	3,831
	Crimbo pie	2
	Crimbo salad	5
	Crimbo smile	1
	Crimbo stocking	1
	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
	Crimbo train emergency brake	12
	Crimbo tree flocker	1
	Crimbo ukulele	1
	Crimbo wreath	1
	Crimbojito	1
	Crimbomega drive chain	1
	Crimbomination Contraption	1
	Crimbonium fuel rod	3
	Crimbot battery	5
	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	15
	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	2
	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	6
	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	10
	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	2
	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	16
	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	2
	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	2
	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	4
	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	5
	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	7
	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
	Crimboween memo	2
	Crimboysters Rockefeller	2
	Crimbuccaneer breeches	1
	Crimbuccaneer captain's purse	1
	Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint)	1
	Crimbuccaneer flotsam	77
	Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail	1
	Crimbuccaneer piece of 12	1
	Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso	1
	Crimbuccaneer shirt	1
	Crimbuccaneer war standard	1
	Crimbuck	2,027
	crotchety pants	1
	crowbarrr	1
	Crown of the Goblin King	1
	crude crudités	1
	crusty hula hoop	1
	crystal Crimbo goblet	1
	crystal Crimbo platter	1
	crystal skeleton vodka	1
	crystalline cheer	1
	crystalline reamer	1
	crystallized memory	1
	CSA all-purpose soap	1
	CSA bravery badge	1
	CSA cheerfulness ration	1
	CSA discount card	1
	CSA obedience grenade	1
	CSA scoutmaster's "water"	1
	cubic zirconia	1
	cuddly teddy bear	1
	cup of hickory chicory	1
	cup of lukewarm tea	1
	cup of primitive beer	1
	curdflinger	1
	curmudgel	1
	cursed black pearl onion	2
	cursed bottle of black-label rum	4
	cursed bottle of rum	3
	cursed cannonball	5
	cursed dirty joke scroll	4
	cursed piece of thirteen	4
	Cursed Punch	1
	cursed scrunchie	1
	cursed sea biscuit	5
	cursed voodoo skull	5
	custard pie	1
	cute meteoroid	1
	cyborg doll	1
	cyborg stompin' boot	2
	cylindrical mold	2
	D roll	1
	d10	67
	d20	12
	d6	1
	d8	2
	Daffy Taffy	67
	dance card	3
	dangerous jerkcicle	1
	dark hamethyst ring	1
	dark potion	1
	das boot	1
	daub-breaker	10
	day-old beer	1
	dead guy's watch	5
	dead lights pie	1
	dead meat bun	1
	deadly lampshade	1
	death blossom	1
	decaying goldfish liver	1
	decaying wooden pole	1
	decent brain	1
	decorative fountain	9
	deep six-shooter	2
	defective skull	11
	dehydrated caviar	4
	delicious candy	1
	delicious comfit?	1
	delicious noodles	1
	delicious salad	1
	delicious shimmering moth	1
	delicious spicy noodles	1
	delicious stinkbug	2
	deluxe layer cake	1
	demon buckler	1
	demon makeup kit	72
	demon skin	1
	demon whip	1
	demonic surgical gloves	1
	demonskin jacket	1
	demonskin trousers	1
	denim jacket	1
	Dennis's blessing of Minerva	1
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	dented harmonica	1
	dented spoon	1
	deodorant	2
	depleted Grimacite astrolabe	1
	depleted Grimacite grappling hook	1
	depleted Grimacite gravy boat	1
	depleted Grimacite hammer	1
	depleted Grimacite ninja mask	1
	depleted Grimacite shinguards	1
	depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt	1
	desiccated apricot	7
	designer handbag	1
	detective skull	1
	deviled egg	1
	devilish folio	1
	diabolic pizza cube	1
	diamond necklace	1
	diamond-studded cane	1
	diamond-studded fronts	7
	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	3
	didgeridooka	1
	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
	digital key lime	1
	digital underground potion	1
	dill	241
	dinged-up triangle	1
	dinner roll	1
	Dinsey face paint	1
	Dinsey food-cone	1
	Dinsey Maintenance Manual	1
	Dinsey tattoo kit	1
	Dinsey Whinskey	1
	dirty hobo gloves	1
	dirty rigging rope	1
	disassembled clover	67
	disco ball	7
	disco biscuit	1
	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	1
	disco horoscope (Aries)	1
	disco horoscope (Cancer)	1
	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	1
	disco horoscope (Gemini)	1
	disco horoscope (Leo)	1
	disco horoscope (Libra)	1
	disco horoscope (Pisces)	1
	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	1
	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	1
	disco horoscope (Taurus)	1
	disco horoscope (Virgo)	1
	disco mask	19
	disease	11
	disembodied brain	2
	disembodied smile	2
	dishrag	1
	disintegrating quill pen	5
	disintegrating spiky collar	2
	displaced fish	1
	distention pill	1
	distilled fortified wine	1
	distressed denim pants	1
	disturbing fanfic	1
	divine blowout	1
	divine can of silly string	1
	divine noisemaker	1
	diving muff	1
	DNOTC Box	4
	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
	Doc's Miracle Cure	2
	dog ointment	1
	doll house	1
	dollar-sign bag	1
	dollhive	2
	Dolphin King's crown	1
	dolphin whistle	1
	donated booze	4
	donated candy	26
	donated food	10
	dope gangsta bling-bling	1
	double daisy	2
	dove DNA	1
	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	1
	draggin' ball hat	1
	dragon snaps	15
	dragonfish caviar	1
	Dramatic™ range	1
	dreadlock whip	1
	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	30
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	dried face	2
	Drizzlers™ Black Licorice	1
	droll monocle	1
	drop of water-37	1
	Drowsy Sword	33
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	drum of pomade	11
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	dry noodles	3
	ducha de oro	1
	duck-on-a-string	7
	duct tape	1,553
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	duct tape fedora	1
	duct tape sword	24
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	dueling banjo	1
	dueling turtle	1
	dull fish scale	1
	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
	dungeoneering kit	1
	Duskwalker fangs	1
	Duskwalker syringe	1
	Dust bunny	2
	dusty animal cranium	1
	dusty animal jawbone	1
	dusty animal pelvis	2
	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
	dusty bottle of Port	1
	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
	dusty Crimbo crate	2
	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty fifth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty fifth cervical vertebra	1
	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty first caudal vertebra	1
	dusty first cervical vertebra	1
	dusty first lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty first thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty fourth caudal vertebra	1
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	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty fourth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty left clavicle	1
	dusty left eighth rib	1
	dusty left eleventh rib	1
	dusty left femur	1
	dusty left fibula	1
	dusty left fifth rib	1
	dusty left first front claw	1
	dusty left first rear claw	1
	dusty left first rib	1
	dusty left fourth front claw	1
	dusty left fourth rear claw	1
	dusty left fourth rib	1
	dusty left humerus	1
	dusty left kneecap	1
	dusty left ninth rib	1
	dusty left radius	1
	dusty left scapula	1
	dusty left second front claw	1
	dusty left second rear claw	1
	dusty left second rib	1
	dusty left seventh rib	1
	dusty left sixth rib	1
	dusty left tenth rib	1
	dusty left third front claw	1
	dusty left third rear claw	1
	dusty left third rib	1
	dusty left thumb	1
	dusty left tibia	1
	dusty left twelfth rib	1
	dusty left ulna	1
	dusty ninth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty ninth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty right clavicle	1
	dusty right eighth rib	1
	dusty right eleventh rib	1
	dusty right femur	1
	dusty right fibula	1
	dusty right first front claw	1
	dusty right first rear claw	1
	dusty right first rib	1
	dusty right fourth front claw	1
	dusty right fourth rear claw	1
	dusty right fourth rib	1
	dusty right humerus	1
	dusty right kneecap	1
	dusty right ninth rib	1
	dusty right radius	1
	dusty right scapula	1
	dusty right second front claw	1
	dusty right second rear claw	1
	dusty right second rib	1
	dusty right seventh rib	1
	dusty right sixth rib	1
	dusty right tenth rib	1
	dusty right third front claw	1
	dusty right third rear claw	1
	dusty right third rib	1
	dusty right thumb	1
	dusty right tibia	1
	dusty right twelfth rib	1
	dusty right ulna	1
	dusty sacral vertebrae	1
	dusty second caudal vertebra	1
	dusty second cervical vertebra	1
	dusty second lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty second thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty sixth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty sixth cervical vertebra	1
	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty tenth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty third caudal vertebra	1
	dusty third cervical vertebra	1
	dusty third lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty third thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra	1
	dwarf bread	37
	Dyspepsi grenade	10
	Dyspepsi-Cola	49
	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	11
	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	2
	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
	eagle feather	1
	eagle's milk	1
	easter egg balloon	1
	Ecto-Cooler	5
	ectoplasmic orbs	1
	eel battery	1
	eelskin hat	1
	eelskin pants	1
	eelskin shield	1
	eerily silent box	1
	Effermint™ tablets	25
	effervescent potion	1
	eggbeater	2
	eggnog	6
	eggwater	1
	El Sombrero De Lopez	1
	El Vibrato energy spear	1
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	El Vibrato leg guards	1
	El Vibrato power sphere	4
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	eldritch dough	1
	eldritch effluvium	16
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	electric Kool-Aid	2
	electric snakebite	1
	electrical thingamabob	1
	electrician's hardhat	1
	electronic dulcimer pants	1
	electronics kit	1
	elegant nightstick	1
	elephant stinger	1
	eleven-foot pole	1
	elf army field rations	2
	Elf Army machine parts	155
	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	2
	Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used)	1
	Elf Guard hotpants	1
	Elf Guard insignia (private)	1
	Elf Guard mouthknife	1
	Elf Guard MPC	1
	Elf Guard patrol cap	1
	Elf Guard tinsel grenade	1
	Elf Guard war standard	1
	elf ploughshare	1
	Ellsbury's journal	1
	Ellsbury's skull	1
	Elron's Explosive Etude	2
	*elven limbos* gingerbread**	1
	elven cellocello	8
	elven hardtack	1
	elven magi-pack	1
	elven medi-pack	1
	elven moonshine	1
	elven socks	1
	elven squeeze	1
	elven suicide capsule	9
	Elvish delight	1
	emergency margarita	11
	empty blowgun	10
	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	1
	empty meat tank	4
	enchanted brass knuckles	1
	Enchanted Flyswatter	1
	enchanted handwarmer	1
	enchanted muesli	1
	Enchanted Plunger	1
	enormous belt buckle	1
	enormous hoop earring	1
	Ent cider	7
	escargotsicle	3
	essential tofu	2
	even more tinsel	1
	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
	evil golden arch	1
	evil golden arches	3
	evil googly eye	2
	expensive camera	1
	expensive cigar	1
	experimental carbon fiber pasta additive	1
	experimental serum G-9	1
	explosion-flavored chewing gum	10
	extra-fancy ring setting	1
	extra-flat panini	1
	extra-greasy slider	8
	extra-see-thru nightie	1
	extra-strength red potion	1
	eXtreme mittens	2
	eXtreme scarf	2
	extremely skinny jeans	1
	extremely wet T-shirt	1
	eye of newt	1
	eye of the Tiger-lily	2
	eye-pod	1
	eyedrops of the ermine	1
	eyedrops of the ocelot	1
	eyepatch	4
	f3d0r4	1
	Fabiotion	1
	fabric hardener	1
	fabric softener	1
	facehugging alien	1
	faded green protest sign	1
	faded red protest sign	1
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	fake blood	5
	fake fake vomit	12
	fake hand	4
	fake plastic grass	4
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	fancy beef jerky	1
	fancy but probably evil chocolate	4
	fancy chocolate	3
	fancy chocolate car	7
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	fancy opera glasses	67
	fancy schmancy cheese sauce	1
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	Fantasma en la Máquina	1
	fat bottom quark	33
	fat stacks of cash	1
	fat wallet	1
	Fauna Libre	1
	FDKOL commendation	16
	FDKOL fire hose	1
	FDKOL hotcakes	1
	FDKOL tattoo	1
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	felt	4
	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	13
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	festive sausage	2
	fetid feather	3
	Fettris	1
	fettucini épines Inconnu	1
	Feynman gate	9
	fez of etymology	1
	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	1
	fiery wing	1
	filet of The Fish	2
	filigreed hamethyst earring	1
	filigreed hamethyst necklace	1
	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
	filth-encrusted futon	1
	filthy child leash	1
	filthy corduroys	3
	filthy knitted dread sack	5
	filthy lucre	1
	filthy poultice	1
	fin-bit wax	1
	fine wine	1
	finger cymbals	1
	finger exerciser	1
	fire	1
	fire axe	1
	fire hose	1
	fire of unknown origin	1
	fire poi	1
	fireclutch	1
	fireman's helmet	1
	fireman's lunch	1
	first-aid pouch	1
	fish-liver oil	1
	fishbone belt	1
	fishbone bracers	1
	fishbone catcher's mitt	1
	fishbone corset	1
	fishbone facemask	1
	fishbone fins	1
	fishbone kneepads	1
	Fitspiration™ poster	1
	Five Second Energy™	1
	fizzy potion	1
	flaming cardboard sword	1
	flaming crutch	7
	flaming feather	2
	flaming sword	1
	flaming talons	1
	flamingo mallet	1
	flan del mar	1
	flaregun	10
	flashing novelty button	2
	flask flops	1
	flask of Amontillado	1
	flask of baconstone juice	1
	flask of embalming fluid	1
	flask of Gnomochloric acid	1
	flask of hamethyst juice	1
	flask of mining oil	1
	flask of porquoise juice	1
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	Flaskfull of Hollow	1
	flat cider	1
	flat dough	25
	flavored foot massage oil	22
	flayed mind	1
	fleetwood chain	1
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	floaty inverse geode	1
	floaty sand	4
	floorboard cruft	1
	flour cookie	1
	flute of flat champagne	7
	foam dart	1
	foam noodle	1
	foetid seal tear	1
	Fog Murderer	1
	foolscap fool's cap	5
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	forbidden sausage	3
	fortifying hot cocoa	1
	fortune cookie	5,623
	fossilized limb	20
	fossilized serpent skull	1
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	fossilized spike	11
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	fossilized torso	5
	fossilized wing	3
	fragment of Jarlsberg's soul	1
	Frankly Mr. Shank	1
	Frat Army FGF	1
	Freddie's blessing of Mercury	1
	Freddy Kruegerand	1
	free boots	1
	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	7
	freezin' bindle	1
	French bronilla brogurt	1
	freshwater fishbone	34
	freshwater pearl necklace	1
	fricasseed brains	4
	fried air	100
	Friendliness Beverage	7
	frightful feather	1
	frigid hankyū	1
	frigid mote	1
	frigid ninja stars	7
	frilly skirt	1
	frog lip-print	1
	Frost™ brand sword	1
	frostbite-flavored Hob-O	1
	Frosty's arm	1
	Frosty's carrot	1
	Frosty's frosty mug	2
	Frosty's iceball	1
	Frosty's nailbat	1
	Frosty's old silk hat	2
	Frown Exerciser	1
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	frozen feather	4
	frozen Mob Penguin	9
	frozen mushroom	2
	frozen nunchaku	5
	frozen turtle shell	1
	fruit basket	1
	fruit bowl	1
	fruitcake	8
	fry-oil-flavored Hob-O	1
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	Fu Manchu Wax	1
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	fudge cube	1
	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	1
	fudge lily	8
	fudge pocket square	1
	fudge spork	1
	fudge-shaped hole in space-time	1
	fudgecule	236
	fudgesicle	3
	Fudgie Roll	1
	full meat tank	1
	fumble formula	1
	Fun-Guy spore	1
	FunFunds™	1
	funhouse mirror	6
	funky dried mushroom	1
	funky junk key	1
	funny bone	1
	furniture dolly	1
	furry fur	1
	furry pants	1
	furry skirt	1
	future drug: Coolscaline	1
	future drug: Muscularactum	1
	future drug: Smartinex	1
	fuzzbump	1
	Fuzzby	1
	ga-ga radio	23
	Gaia beads	1
	Game Grid ticket	2
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	garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O	1
	garish pinky ring	4
	gas balloon	1
	gatorskin umbrella	1
	gauze garter	1
	gauze hammock	1
	gauze shorts	1
	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
	Gearhead Goo	1
	gelatinous meat mass	1
	generic healing potion	1
	generic mana potion	1
	Gets-You-Drunk	1
	ghast iron cleaver	1
	ghast iron codpiece	1
	ghast iron Garibaldi	1
	ghast iron heater shield	1
	ghast iron ingot	1
	ghost accordion	1
	ghost beer	1
	ghost cucumber	222
	ghost key	1
	ghost of a necklace	1
	ghost protocol	3
	ghost toga	1
	ghost trap	17
	ghostly body paint	14
	ghostly dagger	1
	ghuol egg quiche	2
	giant artisanal rice peeler	1
	giant book of ancient carols	1
	giant breath mint	1
	giant cactus quill	1
	giant candy cane	1
	giant cheesestick	1
	giant clay ashtray	1
	giant diamond ring	1
	giant discarded bottlecap	1
	giant discarded plastic fork	1
	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
	giant driftwood sculpture	1
	giant foam finger	1
	giant giant moth dust	1
	giant grain of protein powder	1
	giant gym membership card	1
	giant heirloom grape tomato	1
	giant jar of protein powder	1
	giant marshmallow	2
	giant motorcycle boots	1
	giant moxie weed	1
	giant needle	1
	giant penguin keychain	1
	giant pinky ring	1
	giant safety pin	1
	giant shrimp fork	1
	giant spider leg	1
	giant tube of black lipstick	1
	giant turkey leg	1
	giant yellow hat	1
	gift card	1
	gilded ancient cursed key	1
	gilt perfume bottle	1
	gin and tonic	1
	Gin Mint	1
	gin-soaked blotter paper	1
	ginger snaps	1
	gingerbread bugbear	2
	gingerbread horror	3
	gingerbread house	1
	gingerbread mutant bugbear	3
	gingerbread robot	3
	gingerbread smartphone	1
	gingernade	1
	gingham blouse	1
	ginormous pumpkin	1
	giraffe-necked turtle	1
	gladiator tunica	1
	glark cable	1
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	glass gnoll eye	1
	glass of bourbon	1
	glass of gnat milk	7
	glass of goat's milk	1
	glass of herbal tequila	1
	glass of warm milk	1
	glass pie plate	1
	glistening fish meat	1
	glittery mascara	1
	glob of green slime	1
	glob of melted wax	1
	glob of salty molasses	1
	glow-in-the-dark necklace	1
	glow-in-the-dark wristwatch	1
	glowing esca	1
	glowing fungus	1
	glowing red eye	1
	glowing syringe	1
	gnatwing earring	1
	gnauga hide buckler	1
	gnauga hide chaps	1
	gnauga hide whip	1
	gnawed-up dog bone	1
	gnoll lips	2
	gnoll teeth	1
	gnoll-tooth necklace	2
	Gnollish autoplunger	1
	Gnollish Crossdress	1
	Gnollish flyswatter	6
	Gnollish pie server	1
	Gnollish pie tin	2
	Gnollish plunger	2
	Gnollish slotted spoon	1
	Gnollish toolbox	15
	go-go potion	1
	Go-Wassail	42
	goat beard	4
	goat cheese	1
	goatskin umbrella	1
	gob of wet hair	28
	goblin autoblowgun	1
	goblin water	1
	gold crown	1
	gold lamé pants	1
	gold nuggets	2
	gold tooth	1
	gold toothbrush	1
	golden fleece	2
	Golden Light	2
	golden ring	40
	Good 'n' Slimy	1
	good brain	1
	Goodfella contract	5
	goofily-plumed helmet	1
	googly eye	7
	goulauncher	2
	gourmet gourami oil	1
	government	1
	government booze shipment	1
	government candy shipment	1
	government cheese	1
	government food shipment	1
	government requisition form	1
	government-issue identification badge	1
	government-issued candy	1
	government-issued night-vision goggles	1
	grape troll doll	1
	grapefruit	1
	grapes	1
	grass blade	1
	grass clippings	21
	grass hat	1
	grass skirt	1
	grass whistle	1
	grassy cutlass	1
	gray bow tie	1
	grease gun	1
	Great Wolf's right paw	1
	Greaves of the Murk Lord	1
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	green beer	22
	green clay bead	1
	green cloth cap	1
	green eggnog	1
	Green Giant	1
	green gummi ingot	143
	green LavaCo Lamp™	1
	Green Manalishi	1
	green marshmallow	1
	green peawee marble	1
	green pixel potion	1
	green pixie spog	1
	green smoke bomb	1
	green snowcone	1
	green traffic cone	1
	gremlin juice	1
	Grey Guanon	1
	grim fairy tale	1
	grimstone galoshes	1
	grinning turtle	1
	grip key	1
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	grogpagne	1
	Groll doll	1
	grouchy restless spirit	1
	groupie bra	1
	grumpy old man charrrm	1
	grumpy old man charrrm bracelet	1
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	guano coffee cup	1
	guard turtle collar	1
	guard turtle shell	1
	guitar pick	1
	gummi ammonite	1
	gummi belemnite	1
	gummi bowtie	1
	gummi canary	2
	gummi salamander	1
	gummi snake	2
	gummi trilobite	1
	gummi turtle	1
	Gummi-Gnauga	2
	Gummy Brains	3
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	gunky chicken	1
	gunpowder burrito	1
	guy made of bee pollen	1
	gym membership card	1
	gyroscope	1
	haggis socks	26
	haggis-infused soap	36
	haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	16
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	hair of the calf	3
	hair of the fish	1
	hair spray	1
	Hairpiece On Fire	1
	Half a Purse	1
	half of a gold tooth	1
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	half-empty carton of milk	1
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	hamethyst ring	1
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	Hand in Glove	1
	Hand that Rocks the Ladle	1
	hand-carved bokken	39
	handful of barley	1
	handful of bees	1
	handful of confetti	1
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	handful of moss	1
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	handful of numbers	2
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	handful of pine needles	1
	handful of sand	1
	handful of sawdust	1
	handful of Smithereens	1
	handful of tips	1
	handful of walnuts	1
	Handsome Devil	1
	handsomeness potion	6
	handyman "hand soap"	1
	Hanukkimbo dreidl	1
	happiness	1
	hardened slime belt	1
	hardened slime hat	1
	hardened slime pants	3
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	haunted flame	2
	haunted paddle-ball	1
	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	13
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	heart of rock and roll	2
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	heavy D	3
	heavy hot sauce	1
	heavy leather-bound tome	1
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	hedgeturtle	1
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	Helm of the Scream Emperor	1
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	henna face paint	16
	henna tattoo	22,078
	hep waders	1
	herbal stuffing	8
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	hermit factoid	2
	herringcello	24
	Hersey™ SMOOCH	4
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	Hide-rox™ cookie	1
	hideous egg	1
	high-calorie sugar substitute	1
	high-energy mining laser	10
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	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	2
	Highest Bitter	1
	hill of beans	1
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	hippopotamus pants	1
	hipposkin poncho	1
	Hippy Army MPE	1
	hippy medical kit	1
	History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX	1
	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
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	hobo nickel	1
	Hodgman's blanket	8
	Hodgman's bow tie	2
	Hodgman's cane	1
	Hodgman's garbage sticker	1
	Hodgman's harmonica	1
	Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times	1
	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	1
	Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin	1
	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
	Hodgman's lobsterskin pants	1
	Hodgman's lucky sock	1
	Hodgman's metal detector	1
	Hodgman's porkpie hat	2
	holiday cheese log	1
	Holiday Fun!	2
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	Hollandaise helmet	1
	home robotics kit	1
	homeopathic mint tea	163
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	honey stick	2
	honey-dew	3
	honey-dipped locust	1
	honeybritches	1
	honeycap	1
	honeypot	1
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	horizontal tango	1
	hors d'oeuvre tray	1
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	hot coal	1
	hot cocoa au beurre	1
	hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows	1
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	hot daub	1
	hot daub bun	1
	hot daub stand	1
	hot egg	1
	hot katana blade	5
	hot mint schnocolate	164
	hovering sombrero	2
	How to Avoid Scams	1
	How to Play Othello	1
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	huge gold coin	1
	huge pumpkin	2
	huge spoon	1
	Hundred Headed IPA	3
	hushed puppy	1
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	ice hotel bell	1
	Ice Island Long Tea	1
	ice porter	1
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	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
	ice-cold Cloaca Zero	49
	ice-cold fotie	1
	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	5
	ice-cold six-pack	38
	ice-cold Willer	10
	iceberg lettuce	1
	icicle katana	1
	icy katana hilt	3
	icy-hot katana	1
	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	1
	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
	imitation crab crate	1
	imitation crab meat	1
	imitation whetstone	1
	immense cyborg hand	4
	imp air	1
	Imp Ale	1
	imp unity ring	1
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	incredible pizza	1
	incredibly creepy marionette	1
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	industrial strength starch	1
	infernal fife	1
	infernal insoles	2
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	ingot turtle	1
	initiative shawarma	1
	ink bladder	1
	inkwell	6
	insane tophat	1
	insanely spicy bean burrito	1
	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
	insanely spicy jumping bean burrito	1
	Instant Karma	1
	interesting-looking twig	1
	intriguing puzzle box	2
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	Irish Coffee, English Heart	1
	Iron Beta of Industry	1
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	iron helmet	1
	iron pasta spoon	6
	ironic battle spoon	1
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	ironic knit cap	1
	ironic mint	1
	ironic moustache	1
	ironic oversized sunglasses	1
	irradiated candy cane	2
	irradiated turtle	1
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	irritability potion	1
	iShield	1
	isotophat	1
	ittah bittah hookah	1
	ivory cue ball	1
	jabañero pepper	1
	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	8
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	Jackass Plumber home game	1
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	jagged tooth	1
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	jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade	1
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	jar of fermented pickle juice	7
	jar of squeeze	4
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	jar of swamp honey	1
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	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
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	jawbruiser	3
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	Jerks' Health™ Magazine	1
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	Jodhpurs of Violence	1
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	Junk-Bond	2
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	Kelflar vest	1
	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
	Kentucky-style derby	1
	ketchup hound	1
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	kickback cookbook	1
	killer rag doll	1
	killing feather	42
	Kissin' Cousins	1
	kite	1
	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
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	kneecapping stick	13
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	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	1
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	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
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	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
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	Knob Goblin lunchbox	37
	Knob Goblin melon baller	1
	Knob Goblin Mutagen	1
	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
	Knob Goblin pants	1
	Knob Goblin perfume	1
	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
	Knob Goblin scimitar	2
	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
	Knob Goblin sharpening spray	1
	Knob Goblin spatula	1
	Knob Goblin steroids	1
	Knob Goblin stink bomb	1
	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
	Knob Goblin tongs	4
	Knob Goblin Uberpants	2
	Knob Goblin visor	1
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	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
	Knob lo mein	1
	Knob mushroom	16
	Knob sausage	1
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	Knoll mushroom	3
	knuckle sandwich	1
	kobold kibble	1
	Krampus Horn	1
	kumquartz	8
	kumquartz ring	1
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	kumquat supersucker	5
	L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate	1
	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	1
	labrador cookie	1
	large box	7
	Lars the Cyberian	1
	laser-broiled pear	12
	Lava Miner's Daughter	1
	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
	lavender plastic oyster egg	1
	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
	lavender striped oyster egg	1
	law-abiding citizen cane	1
	lawnmower blade	3
	Lazybones™ recliner	1
	LCD game: Burger Belt	1
	LCD game: Food Eater	1
	LCD game: Garbage River	1
	lead necklace	10
	lead yo-yo	1
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	leather mask	3
	leathery bat skin	1
	leathery cat skin	1
	leathery rat skin	1
	leftovers of indeterminate origin	13
	legitimate business on the beach	1
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	lemon meringue pie	1
	lemonade marble	1
	length of string	2
	leotarrrd	1
	leprechaun hatchling	1
	lesser grodulated violet	1
	Let Me Be!	2
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	lewd playing card	5
	library card	4
	licorice garrote	4
	licorice root	35
	lihc eye	9
	lihc eye pie	15
	lihc face	11
	Lil' Snowball Factory	1
	lime	6
	lime supersucker	1
	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	11
	limp broccoli	1
	line	11
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	linoleum crossbow string	1
	linoleum helmet turtle	1
	linoleum meat stack	1
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	linoleum stick	1
	linoleum sword	1
	linoleum sword hilt	1
	lion oil	1
	liquid ice pack	1
	liquid rhinestones	1
	liquid SONAR	1
	little black book	1
	little deuce cape	48
	little paper umbrella	1
	little round pebble	1
	live nautical mine	2
	live wire	1
	liver and let pie	1
	liver popsicle	1
	llama lama gong	1
	loaded serum blowgun	6
	loaf of soda bread	1
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	Lobos Mints	3
	*Lobster qua* Grill**	1
	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
	lollipop stick	195
	long skinny balloon	4
	long-forgotten necklace	1
	loose purse strings	1
	loose teeth	16
	Lord Soggyraven's Slippers	1
	los chinos	1
	lost key	1
	lotion of hotness	2
	lotion of sleaziness	2
	lotion of stench	1
	Louder Than Bomb	1
	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	20
	love	61
	love song of disturbing obsession	1
	love song of naughty innuendo	1
	love song of smoldering passion	1
	love song of sugary cuteness	1
	love song of vague ambiguity	1
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	lowercase N	1
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	lucky cat statue	1
	lucky cat's paw	1
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	lucky rabbit's foot	1
	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
	lumbering jack	1
	lump of Brituminous coal	1
	lump of coal	1
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	lupine sword	1
	LWA ring	1
	lynyrd musk	2
	lynyrd skin	1
	lynyrd snare	1
	lynyrdskin breeches	1
	lynyrdskin cap	1
	lynyrdskin tunic	1
	M-242	1
	machetito	1
	macroplane grater	1
	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
	Mad Train wine	1
	madius	1
	Mae West with a fly in it	2
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	mafia filofax	1
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	mafia pinky ring	1
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	magic whistle	1
	magical baguette	1
	magical ice cube with a fly in it	1
	magical ice cubes	1
	magical sausage	8
	magical sausage casing	7,007
	magicalness-in-a-can	1
	magicberry tablets	1
	magilaser blastercannon	1
	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	2
	magnetic sculpture kit	1
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	mama's squeezebox	1
	mandarina colada with a fly in it	2
	Manetwich	1
	mangled squirrel	5
	manly bloomers	1
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	margarita	1
	mariachi G-string	7
	mariachi hat	1
	mariachi pants	11
	mariachi toothpaste	1
	Mariner's Friend cough drops	1
	marionette	1
	marionette collective	1
	Mark of the Bugbear	1
	Mark of the Werewolf	1
	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
	Marquis de Poivre soda	13,050
	marshmallow	1
	marshmallow flambé	1
	Marvin's marvelous pill	1
	marzipan skull	2,651
	massive gemstone	1
	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
	mauve plastic oyster egg	1
	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1
	mauve striped oyster egg	1
	Maxing, Relaxing	1
	Mayo de Mayo™ mayo	5
	Mayor Ghost's toupee	1
	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	26,240
	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	2
	meat engine	1
	meat face	1
	meat from yesterday	106
	meat paste	87
	meat st‰¿bing club	1
	meat stack	100
	Meat Tenderizer is Murder	1
	meat vortex	1
	Meat-inflating powder	1
	meaty helmet turtle	1
	megatofu	1
	Meleegra™ pills	11
	melted Jell-o shot	1
	memory of a C	1
	memory of a CA base pair	1
	memory of a CG base pair	1
	memory of a G	1
	memory of a GT base pair	1
	memory of a T	1
	memory of an A	2
	memory of an AT base pair	1
	memory of some delicious amino acids	3
	menudo	1
	Mer-kin begsign	1
	Mer-kin bunwig	1
	Mer-kin cancerstick	1
	Mer-kin cheatsheet	1
	Mer-kin cooljuice	1
	Mer-kin digpick	1
	Mer-kin dodgeball	1
	Mer-kin dragbelt	1
	Mer-kin dragnet	1
	Mer-kin eyeglasses	1
	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
	Mer-kin finpaddle	1
	Mer-kin fitbrine	1
	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
	Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece	1
	Mer-kin gutgirdle	1
	Mer-kin healscroll	1
	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
	Mer-kin hookspear	1
	Mer-kin killscroll	1
	Mer-kin knucklebone	1
	Mer-kin lipstick	1
	Mer-kin mouthsoap	1
	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
	Mer-kin ragejuice	1
	Mer-kin rocksalt	1
	Mer-kin roundshield	1
	Mer-kin saltmint	8
	Mer-kin saltsquid	1
	Mer-kin sawdust	1
	Mer-kin scholar tailpiece	1
	Mer-kin smartjuice	1
	Mer-kin sneakmask	1
	Mer-kin stopwatch	1
	Mer-kin strongjuice	1
	Mer-kin switchblade	1
	Mer-kin takebag	1
	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
	Mer-kin wordquiz	2
	Merc Core challenge coin	1
	Merc Core deployment orders	1
	Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques	1
	Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance	1
	mercenary pistol	1
	mercenary rifle	1
	mermaid's purse	1
	mesh cap	1
	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
	metal meteoroid	1
	metallic A	1
	Meteorite-Ade	1
	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
	Microplushie: Bropane	439
	Microplushie: Dorkonide	149
	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	211
	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	99
	Microplushie: Gothochondria	325
	Microplushie: Hippylase	496
	Microplushie: Hipsterine	57
	Microplushie: Hobomosome	251
	Microplushie: Otakulone	563
	Microplushie: Raverdrine	332
	Microplushie: Sororitrate	373
	Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey	1
	milk of magnesium	1
	Milk Studs	8
	milky potion	1
	mime army rations	4
	mime army wine	3
	mime pocket probe	1
	mime soul fragment	2,314
	mime-proof sunglasses	1
	mince pie	1
	mind flayer corpse	26
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	miner's pants	4
	mini-martini	1
	miniature boiler	2
	miniature stuffed Goth Giant	2
	Miniborg beeper	1
	Miniborg hiveminder	1
	Miniborg laser	1
	Miniborg stomper	1
	Miniborg strangler	1
	minin' dynamite	1
	Mint Yulep	1
	Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge	1
	Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow	1
	mirrored aviator shades	1
	Miserable Pie	1
	misfit dolly	1
	misfit hobby horse	1
	misfit teddy bear	1
	Missing Eye Simulation Device	18
	missing wine	1
	Misty Cape	1
	Misty Cloak	1
	Misty Robe	1
	Mob Penguin cellular phone	23
	mocking turtle	1
	Mohawk wig	1
	moist Crimbo spices	42
	mojo filter	1
	mole molé	1
	mole skin notebook	1
	molotov cocktail cocktail	1
	molten brick	1
	molten scrap metal	1
	monomolecular yo-yo	4
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	monster pants	1
	moose antlers	1
	moose chocolate	1
	moose thought	1
	Morbidda trading card	1
	Morlock's Mark Bourbon	2
	Mornington crescent roll	1
	Mortimer's nostrum	1
	mostly rat-hide leggings	1
	mostly-broken sunglasses	1
	mother's little helper	10
	mother's secret recipe	2
	motivational poster	4
	Mountain Stream soda	28
	mouse skull	1
	moustache sock	3
	moxie magnet	1
	moxie weed	1
	Mr. Cheeng's spectacles	146
	Mr. Haggis	4,829
	Mr. Mediocrebar	166
	Mt. McLargeHuge oyster	1
	muculent machete	1
	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
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	mummy mask	1
	mummy wrapping	1
	murky potion	1
	mushroom fermenting solution	1
	musk turtle	1
	mylar scout drone	2
	myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	1
	mysterious chemical residue	1
	mysterious silver lapel pin	1
	nachos of the night	1
	nail file	1
	nailswurst	2
	nanite-infested candy cane	59
	nanite-infested eggnog	2
	nanite-infested fruitcake	5
	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	2
	nanofiber cloth	1
	Nardz energy beverage	7
	nasty rat mask	1
	nasty snuff	1
	nastygeist	1
	natto marble soda	1
	natto pocky	1
	natto-infused sake	1
	Necbro wafers	1
	necklace chain	12
	Necrotelicomnicon	1
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	New Cloaca-Cola	1
	New Zealand iced tea	2
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	Nightmare Fuel	1
	Nightstalker perfume	8
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	ninja eyeblack	1
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	ninja hot pants	2
	ninja mop	2
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	non-Euclidean non-accordion	1
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	not-a-pipe	1
	nothing-in-the-box	1
	novelty tattoo sleeves	1
	Now You're Cooking With Grease	1
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	Nuclear Blastball	2
	nugget of Crimbonium	2
	nurse's hat	1
	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	4
	O	1
	O'RLY manual	1
	obnoxious riddle	1
	obsidian nutcracker	1
	ocarina of space	1
	ocean motion	1
	octopus's spade	1
	odor extractor	1
	off-white paisley oyster egg	1
	off-white plastic oyster egg	1
	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	1
	off-white striped oyster egg	1
	office-supply crossbow	1
	Oh, the Humanitini	1
	oil cap	1
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	oil of oiliness	1
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	spaghetti con calaveras	1
	spaghetti cult mask	1
	spaghetti cult rosary	1
	spaghetti with Skullheads	1
	Spam Witch sammich	1
	spandex anniversary shorts	1
	spangly mariachi pants	3
	spangly mariachi vest	1
	spangly sombrero	1
	spangly unitard	1
	sparkler	1
	special clip: boneburners	1
	special clip: graveburpers	1
	special clip: splatterers	1
	special clip: squelchers	1
	special clip: tracers	1
	special clip: wailers	1
	specialty ammo bandolier	1
	spectre scepter	1
	Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise	1
	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	1
	Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb	1
	Spelunker of Fortune (used)	1
	spices	1
	spicy bean burrito	1
	spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
	spicy jumping bean burrito	1
	spicy mushroom quesadilla	1
	spicy noodles	1
	spider web	1
	spiked femur	6
	spiky turtle helmet	1
	spirit bed	1
	spirit bell	1
	spirit blanket	1
	spirit gum	1
	spirit mattress	1
	Spirit Precipice	1
	spirit sheet	1
	sponge cake	2
	sponge helmet	1
	spongy shield	1
	spooky alphabet block	1
	spooky bark	1
	spooky bicycle chain	1
	spooky bindle	4
	spooky eggnog	3
	spooky eyeliner	1
	spooky felt	5
	spooky gravy fairy warlock hat	1
	spooky hockey mask	3
	spooky lasso	1
	spooky length of string	9
	spooky lipstick	1
	spooky lo mein	1
	spooky mushroom	8
	spooky scarecrow	1
	spooky shrunken head	1
	spooky sound effects record	1
	spooky stick	2
	spooky stuffing	1
	spooky toy wheel	10
	spooky wooden block	2
	Spooky-Gro fertilizer	1
	spoonful of Linguine-Os	1
	spork	2
	spray paint	3
	spring	4
	sprocket	11
	square CRIMBCOOKIE	3
	square sponge pants	1
	squashed frog	1
	Squat-Thrust Magazine	1
	squeaky staff	1
	squirming egg sac	11
	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	12
	Stabonic scroll	1
	Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals	1
	Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern	1
	stained mattress	4
	stale baguette	4
	standard-issue cupcake	1
	staph of homophones	1
	stapler bear	1
	star	1
	star boomerang	1
	star buckler	1
	star chart	12
	star hat	1
	star pants	1
	star staff	1
	star stiletto	1
	star sword	1
	Steal This Candy	1
	stealth bomber	1
	Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2)	1
	Steam Card: Meteoid (#3)	1
	Steam Card: Space Trip (#2)	1
	steel drivin' hammer	1
	steel sword	1
	steely marble	1
	Stemonitis Staticus mushroom	1
	stench powder	1
	Stephen's lab coat	1
	Stephen's secret formula	1
	sterno-flavored Hob-O	1
	stick	8
	stick of "gum"	6
	stick-on eyebrow piercing	44
	stick-on gnome beard	1
	stick-on-a-string	1
	sticky hand whip	1
	stinkin' bindle	1
	stinky fannypack	1
	stolen accordion	22
	stolen necklace	1
	stolen office supplies	33
	stolen sushi	1
	stone frisbee	1
	stone of eXtreme power	11
	stone wool	1
	stop shield	1
	strange cube	2
	strange shiny disc	1
	straw hat	1
	strawberry	1
	strawberry daiquiri	1
	strawberry pie	1
	strawberry popsicle	1
	strawberry supersucker	1
	strawberry wine	1
	strawberry-flavored Hob-O	1
	strawberyl	7
	stress ball	1
	Strikes Again Bigmouth	1
	string of blue beads	1
	string of green beads	1
	string of moist beads	1
	string of red beads	1
	stringy sinew	10
	Strix stix	1
	strongness elixir	2
	studded leather boxer shorts	1
	stuffed alien blob	1
	stuffed angry cow	1
	stuffed astral badger	1
	stuffed baby gravy fairy	1
	stuffed bandersnatch	1
	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	339
	stuffed can of asparagus	1
	stuffed carpenter	1
	stuffed caterpillar	1
	stuffed Cheshire bitten	1
	stuffed cocoabo	2
	stuffed crazy bastard sword	33
	stuffed dodecapede	1
	stuffed dodo	1
	stuffed doppelshifter	2
	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	1
	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	1
	stuffed gray blob	7
	stuffed hand turkey	1
	stuffed key	683
	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	1
	stuffed martini	3
	stuffed Meat	335
	stuffed mind flayer	1
	stuffed mink	308
	stuffed monocle	340
	stuffed ninja snowman	1
	stuffed pocketwatch	1
	stuffed porpoise	1
	stuffed scary death orb	1
	stuffed shoulder parrot	2
	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	1
	stuffed snowy owl	1
	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	1
	stuffed spooky mushroom	6
	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	1
	stuffed teddy butler	328
	stuffed tin of caviar	290
	stuffed treasure chest	624
	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	1
	stuffed walrus	1
	stuffed yo-yo	1
	stuffing	6
	sturdy cane	10
	sturdy Crimbo crate	3
	stylish swimsuit	2
	succulent marrow	1
	sucker bucket	1
	sucker hakama	1
	sucker kabuto	1
	sucker scaffold	14
	sucker tachi	1
	sucky decal	1
	suede shortsword	2
	Suffering Sinner	1
	sugar banana	1
	sugar bunny	1
	sugar chapeau	1
	sugar cherry	1
	Sugar Cog	1
	sugar fairy	1
	sugar lime	1
	sugar shank	1
	sugar shard	1
	sugar sheet	1
	sugar shield	1
	sugar shillelagh	1
	sugar shorts	1
	sugar shotgun	1
	sugar-coated pine cone	1
	Summer Nights	3
	sun-dried tofu	8
	sunken chest	9
	suntan lotion of moxiousness	1
	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
	super-absorbent tarp	1
	super-size brogurt	1
	super-spiky hair gel	119
	superheated fudge	10
	support cummerbund	16
	surgical apron	1
	surgical mask	1
	surgical tape	1
	suspicious-looking fedora	1
	swashbuckling pants	1
	sweet mochi ball	2
	sweet roll Alabama	1
	sweet tooth	1
	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
	sweetened reindeer fat	503
	swirly potion	1
	Swizzler	53
	Sword of Dark Omens	1
	sword of static	1
	swordzall	1
	synthetic dog hair pill	1
	synthetic marrow	1
	synthetic stuffing	2
	TÎ¤◊lisman of Baiø‡	1
	T.U.R.D.S. Key	1
	Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco	1
	Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce!	1
	Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco	1
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro	1
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita	1
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco	1
	tailbone shield	1
	Take Eleven Bar	1
	Tales from the Fireside	2
	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	2
	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used)	1
	Talisman of Bakula	1
	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	8
	tambourine	1
	tambourine bells	6
	tangarita with a fly in it	2
	tangle of copper wire	1
	tangled mass of creepy pasta	7
	tankard of ale	1
	tap shoes	1
	targeting chip	1
	tarnished bottlecap	2
	tarnished metal ring	1
	tarnished tastevin	1
	tarrrnish charrrm	1
	tassel	1
	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1,166
	tasty louse	1
	tasty tart	1
	tattered scrap of paper	9
	tea for one	1
	Tears of the Quiet Healer	1
	teddy bear	2
	teddy bear sewing kit	1
	teddy borg	1
	teddy borg sewing kit	1
	teflon ore	1
	teflon swim fins	1
	temporary teardrop tattoo	1
	tenderizing hammer	1
	tequila grenade	1
	tequila sunrise	1
	tequila sunset	1
	tequila with training wheels	1
	Tequiz Navidad	1
	terrible poem	1
	Texas tea	1
	That 70s Cologne	2
	that gum you like	1
	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
	The Big Book of Communism (used)	1
	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
	The Chill of the Wild	1
	The Cooler Out of Space	1
	the Crymbich Manuscript (used)	1
	The Emperor's dry cleaning	11
	The Emperor's new cookie	1
	The Emperor's new hat	1
	The Emperor's new pants	1
	The Emperor's new shirt	1
	the finger	1
	The Firegate Tapes	1
	The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide	1
	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6	1
	The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used)	1
	The Joy of Wassailing	1
	The Joy of Wassailing (used)	1
	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
	The Legendary Beat	1
	The Lost Comb	1
	The Lost Glasses	1
	The Lost Pill Bottle	1
	The Lot's engagement ring	1
	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
	the most dangerous bait	1
	The Necbromancer's Stein	1
	The Necbronomicon	1
	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
	The One Mood Ring	1
	The Ring	1
	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
	The Snake trading card	1
	The Snitch's Manifesto	1
	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
	The Spirit of Giving (used)	1
	The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants	2
	theoretical string	2
	thermos full of Knob coffee	2
	They liver	11
	They liver popsicle	1
	thin black candle	1
	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	1
	Thinknerd T-Shirt	1
	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	24,434
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	third-hand nunchaku	1
	This Charming Flan	1
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	Three Mile Island shorts	1
	three-legged pants	1
	three-tiered wedding cake	2
	throbbing rage gland	1
	throwing bone	9
	throwing candy	1
	throwing wrench	3
	TI-9000 calculator	2
	Tiger-lily's milk	11
	tighty whiteys	1
	Time Bandit Time Towel	1
	Time Juice	4
	time shuriken	1
	time sleigh	1
	time's arrow	1
	tin cup of mulligan stew	1
	tiny bottle of absinthe	1
	tiny canopic jar	1
	tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg	1
	tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer	1
	tiny die-cast blade a-spinning	1
	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	2
	tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree	1
	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	1
	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	1
	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	1
	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	1
	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	1
	tiny die-cast Father Crimborg	1
	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	1
	tiny die-cast golden ring	1
	tiny die-cast goose a-laying	1
	tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer	1
	tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer	1
	tiny die-cast killing bird	1
	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	1
	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	1
	tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg	1
	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	1
	tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer	1
	tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer	1
	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	1
	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	1
	tiny die-cast Swiss hen	1
	tiny die-cast turtle mech	1
	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	1
	tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign	1
	tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer	1
	tiny fly glasses	2
	tiny goth giant	1
	tiny house	23
	tiny maracas	1
	tiny Mountie hat	1
	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	1
	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	1
	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	1
	tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo	1
	tiny plastic Abuela's cottage	1
	tiny plastic accordion thief	1
	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	1
	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	1
	tiny plastic angry bugbear	1
	tiny plastic angry goat	1
	tiny plastic angry space marine	2
	tiny plastic angry vikings	1
	tiny plastic anime smiley	1
	tiny plastic animelf	1
	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	1
	tiny plastic Armory	1
	tiny plastic astronomer	1
	tiny plastic Axe Wound	1
	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	1
	tiny plastic bad vibe	1
	tiny plastic Bar	1
	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	1
	tiny plastic barrrnacle	1
	tiny plastic batbugbear	1
	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	1
	tiny plastic beanbat	1
	tiny plastic bee swarm	1
	tiny plastic beebee gunners	1
	tiny plastic Beebee King	1
	tiny plastic beebee queue	1
	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	2
	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	1
	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
	tiny plastic Black Knight	2
	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	1
	tiny plastic blazing bat	1
	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	1
	tiny plastic blooper	1
	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	1
	tiny plastic Boss Bat	1
	tiny plastic brainsweeper	1
	tiny plastic briefcase bat	1
	tiny plastic bugaboo	1
	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
	tiny plastic buzzerker	1
	tiny plastic caboose	1
	tiny plastic Café Elf	1
	tiny plastic Cafe	1
	tiny plastic cavebugbear	1
	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	1
	tiny plastic Cheer Core	1
	tiny plastic chem lab	1
	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	1
	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	1
	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	1
	tiny plastic coal car	1
	tiny plastic cocoabo	1
	tiny plastic coffee pixie	2
	tiny plastic colollilossus	1
	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	1
	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	1
	tiny plastic Crimbo caroler	1
	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
	tiny plastic Crimbo cheer	1
	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	2
	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
	tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva	1
	tiny plastic Crimbomega	1
	tiny plastic Crimbomination	1
	tiny plastic Crimborgatron	1
	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	1
	tiny plastic cubist bull	1
	tiny plastic demoninja	1
	tiny plastic dining car	1
	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
	tiny plastic Dolph Bossin	1
	tiny plastic dolphin "orphan"	1
	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
	tiny plastic drunk goat	1
	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
	tiny plastic Factory	1
	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
	tiny plastic Father McGruber	1
	tiny plastic fax machine	1
	tiny plastic Felonia	1
	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	1
	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
	tiny plastic fire servant	1
	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	1
	tiny plastic food lab	1
	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	1
	tiny plastic G Imp	1
	tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej	1
	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	1
	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	2
	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	1
	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	1
	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	1
	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	1
	tiny plastic golden gundam	1
	tiny plastic GORM-8	1
	tiny plastic goth giant	1
	tiny plastic grue	1
	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	1
	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	2
	tiny plastic Hellion	1
	tiny plastic hermit	1
	tiny plastic hobo elf	1
	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	1
	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	1
	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	1
	tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.	1
	tiny plastic killer bee	1
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	1
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	1
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	1
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
	tiny plastic Knows About Chakras	1
	tiny plastic Krampus	1
	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	1
	tiny plastic leprechaun	1
	tiny plastic levitating potato	1
	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	1
	tiny plastic locomotive	1
	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
	tiny plastic Mer-kin baker	1
	tiny plastic mime executive	1
	tiny plastic mime functionary	1
	tiny plastic mime scientist	1
	tiny plastic mime soldier	1
	tiny plastic Mirth	1
	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	1
	tiny plastic moneybee	1
	tiny plastic mosquito	1
	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	1
	tiny plastic multi-level marketer	1
	tiny plastic mumblebee	1
	tiny plastic mutant elf	1
	tiny plastic ninja snowman	1
	tiny plastic nog lab	1
	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	1
	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	1
	tiny plastic orphan	1
	tiny plastic passenger car	1
	tiny plastic pastamancer	1
	tiny plastic peacannon	1
	tiny plastic Penny	1
	tiny plastic primary lab	1
	tiny plastic Protagonist	1
	tiny plastic Queen Bee	1
	tiny plastic reindeer	1
	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
	tiny plastic Rudolph the Red	1
	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	2
	tiny plastic sauceror	1
	tiny plastic scary clown	1
	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	1
	tiny plastic Scream Queen	1
	tiny plastic sea elf	1
	tiny plastic seal clubber	1
	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
	tiny plastic senile lihc	1
	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	1
	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
	tiny plastic Spam Witch	1
	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	1
	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	1
	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	1
	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	1
	tiny plastic stab bat	1
	tiny plastic star starfish	1
	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
	tiny plastic sword	3
	tiny plastic taco cat	1
	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
	tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf	1
	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	1
	tiny plastic the Free Man	1
	tiny plastic The Man	1
	tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare	1
	tiny plastic topiary golem	1
	tiny plastic Toybot	1
	tiny plastic trollipop	1
	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	1
	tiny plastic turtle tamer	1
	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	1
	tiny plastic warbear	1
	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
	tiny plastic warwelf	1
	tiny plastic whitesnake	1
	tiny plastic wild beaver	1
	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	1
	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	1
	tiny plastic Your Brain	1
	tiny plastic yuleviathan	1
	tiny plastic zmobie	1
	tiny slimy cyst	1
	tiny sombrero	1
	tires	4
	titanium assault umbrella	1
	To Build an Igloo	1
	tobiko marble soda	1
	tobiko pocky	1
	tobiko-infused sake	1
	toe jam	1
	tofurkey gravy	10
	tofurkey leg	9
	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
	tomato	37
	tomato daiquiri	1
	tomato juice of powerful power	1
	tomb ratchet	1
	tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie	1
	tommy gun	1
	tonic o' Banderas	1
	tooth	7
	toothsome rock	2
	top	1
	torquoise ring	1
	tortoboggan shield	1
	tortoise's blessing	3
	tourmalime	7
	towel	1
	toxic globule	1
	toxic mop	1
	toy accordion	1
	toy deathbot	1
	toy jet pack	1
	toy maglev monorail	1
	toy ray gun	1
	toy soldier	1
	toy space helmet	1
	toy taijijian	1
	toy train	1
	toy wheel	8
	traffic jam	1
	traffic jam toast	1
	Trainbot circuitry	1
	Trainbot linkages	1
	Trainbot optics	1
	Trainbot plating	1
	Trainbot servomotors	1
	Trainbot slag	6
	Trainbot tubing	1
	transdermal smoke patch	1
	transparent pants	1
	transporter transponder	1
	Trash, a Memoir	1
	Travels with Jerry	3
	tree skirt	1
	tree-eating kite	1
	tree-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
	Tremella Tarantella mushroom	1
	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	4
	trilobite candy mold	1
	trilobite fossil	4
	Trivial Avocations board game	1
	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	1
	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	3
	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	3
	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	6
	troll britches	1
	Trollhouse cookies	1
	tropical Crimbo pressie	1
	tropical swill	1
	trousers of the white knight	1
	trout fang	1
	troutpiece	1
	true grit	1
	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	1
	tube of dread wax	1
	Tuesday's ruby	1
	tuning fork	5
	turkish mostaccioli	1
	turtle mud	1
	turtle pheromones	1
	turtle totem	18
	turtle voicebox	2
	turtle-shaped rock	1
	tuxedo shirt	1
	Twelve Night Energy	1
	twitching claw	1
	twitching space egg	1
	twitching time capsule	1
	two-handed depthsword	1
	ultra-deluxe cupcake	1
	Ultracolor™ shirt	1
	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
	Uncle Crimbo's hat	1
	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	1
	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	31
	Unconscious Collective Dream Jar	1
	uncooked chorizo	1
	Underworld truncheon	1
	unearthed potsherd	3
	unflavored wine cooler	1
	unfortunate dumplings	1
	unholy water	2
	unidentifiable dried fruit	1
	union scalemail pants	1
	Unionize The Elves sign	1
	Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate	1
	Unkillable Skeleton's shinguards	1
	unlocked meat locker	1
	unnatural gas	1
	unquiet spirits	1
	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	139
	unrequired jacket	1
	unrolling pin	1
	unsanitized scalpel	1
	unstable DNA	4
	unstable laser battery	42
	unstable quark	1
	unused soap	2
	unused walkie-talkie	4
	upsy daisy	1
	used beer	1
	useless powder	1
	Valentine	9
	Valentine's Day cake	2
	valuable coin	1
	valuable trinket	1
	vampire duck-on-a-string	1
	vampire pearl ring	1
	vampire pellet	1
	Van der Graaf helmet	1
	Vaso De Agua trading card	1
	velcro ore	1
	vengeful spirit	1
	very fancy whiskey	1
	very hot lunch	1
	very large caltrop	1
	vial of blood simple syrup	1
	vial of holy water	2
	vial of hot blood	1
	vial of The Glistening	1
	vibrating cyborg knife	5
	Vicar's Tutu	1
	viking helmet	1
	vinegar	238
	vinyl ore	1
	vinyl shield	1
	viral DNA	2
	vitachoconutriment capsule	7
	vodka and cranberry	1
	vodka and tonic	1
	vodka gibson	1
	vodka martini	1
	Vodka Matryoshka	1
	vodka stratocaster	1
	volcanic ash	16
	Volcoino	2
	voodoo snuff	4
	vorpal blade	12
	votive candle	1
	VYKEA bracket	1
	VYKEA dowel	1
	VYKEA hex key	1
	VYKEA instructions	1
	VYKEA mead	1
	VYKEA meatballs	1
	VYKEA plank	1
	VYKEA rail	1
	VYKEA woadpaint	1
	WA	1
	wad of cotton	8
	wad of dough	44
	wad of slimy rags	1
	wad of tofu	7
	Wal-Mart "diamond" ring	2
	Wal-Mart gift certificate	2
	Wal-Mart nametag	1
	Wal-Mart overalls	1
	Wal-Mart snowglobe	1
	Wal-Mart tattoo kit	1
	walrus-tusk earring	2
	wand of fudge control	1
	Wand of Nagamar	1
	Wand of Oscus	2
	wand of pigification	1
	wang	1
	warbear accoutrements chunk	1
	warbear auto-anvil	1
	warbear battery	5
	warbear bearserker potion	32
	warbear beeping telegram	5
	warbear blizzard mead	4
	warbear breakfast machine assembler	1
	warbear ceremonial party pants	1
	warbear empathy chip (used)	1
	warbear exhaust manifold	1
	warbear feathered fedora	1
	warbear foil hat	1
	warbear gyro	1
	warbear gyrocopter	7
	warbear helm fragment	1
	warbear hoverbelt	1
	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	1
	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
	warbear liquid overcoat	22
	warbear metalworking primer	4
	warbear metalworking primer (used)	1
	warbear officer greaves	1
	warbear officer requisition box	1
	warbear party pants	2
	warbear plain fedora	1
	warbear plasma bowtie	1
	warbear procedural hilarity drone	4
	warbear requisition box	2
	warbear robo-camouflage unit	1
	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	2
	warbear soda machine assembler	1
	warbear trouser fragment	1
	warbear warrior bread	4
	warbear whosit	1
	warehouse key	1
	warm fur	1
	Warm Subject gift certificate	13
	warm war shawarma	1
	wasabi marble soda	1
	wasabi pocky	1
	wasabi-infused sake	1
	water pipe bomb	1
	water purification pills	1
	water wings	1
	watered-down Red Minotaur	1
	waterlogged cloth	1
	waterlogged crate	1
	waterlogged leather	2
	waterlogged metal	13
	waterlogged stuffing	5
	waterlogged wood	5
	watermelon	1
	wax booze	1
	wax face	1
	Wax Flask	1
	wax hand	1
	wax pancake	1
	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	1
	weasel stomping pants	1
	Wet Russian	1
	wet stew	1
	wet venom duct	5
	whalebone corset	1
	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	1
	whatsit-covered turtle shell	1
	wheel	1
	whisker pencil	45
	whiskey and cola	1
	whiskey and soda	1
	whiskey bittersweet	1
	whiskey in a broken glass	1
	whiskey sour	1
	white balloon	2
	white belt	1
	white blood cells	1
	white chocolate and tomato pizza	1
	white chocolate chip brownies	1
	white chocolate chip cookies	1
	White Chocolate Golem Seeds	1
	White Citadel burger	1
	White Citadel fries	1
	white class ring	1
	white collar	1
	white Crimbo ball	101
	white elephant gift	1
	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
	White Hyborian	1
	white lightning	1
	white mana	233
	white page	1
	white picket fence	1
	white pixel	1
	white rice	1
	white satin pants	1
	white satin shield	1
	white snake skin	1
	white sword	2
	white wine	1
	white Xanadian	1
	whole roasted chicken	1
	whole turkey leg	21
	Whoompa Fur Pants	1
	whoopie cushion	7
	wicker shield	1
	willowy bonnet	1
	willyweed	1
	wind-up chattering teeth	8
	wind-up ensign	1
	wind-up meatcar	30
	wind-up navigation droid	1
	wind-up owl	1
	wind-up vampire teeth	1
	wind-up Whatsian robot	1
	windchimes	13
	Wint-O-Fresh mint	73
	witch hat	1
	witch's bread	1
	witty rapier	1
	Woldo trading card	1
	wolf mask	1
	wolfman mask	1
	wonderwall shield	1
	wooden block	1
	wooden salad bowl	1
	wooden spoon	1
	wooden stakes	1
	wool hat	1
	Work is a Four Letter Sword	1
	worn tophat	1
	worthless knick-knack	1
	wreath of laurels	1
	wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie	1
	wristwatch of the white knight	1
	wussiness potion	10
	X	1
	X-37 gun	1
	Xiblaxian 5D printer	1
	Xiblaxian alloy	1
	Xiblaxian circuitry	1
	Xiblaxian crystal	1
	Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode	1
	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter	1
	Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode	1
	Xiblaxian polymer	1
	Xiblaxian residence-cube	1
	Xiblaxian space-whiskey	1
	Xiblaxian stealth cowl	1
	Xiblaxian stealth trousers	1
	Xiblaxian stealth vest	1
	Xiblaxian ultraburrito	1
	Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles	1
	yakskin pants	1
	yam candy	1
	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	1
	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	1
	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	1
	yellow glowstick	10
	yellow gummi ingot	155
	yellow matter custard	1
	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
	yellow plastic hard hat	1
	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
	yellow snowcone	40
	yellow striped oyster egg	1
	yeti fur	12
	Yeti Protest Sign	1
	yo-yo	3
	yohohoyo	1
	Yolo™ chocolates	1
	Young Man's Cargo Load	1
	yummy death watch beetle	2
	Yummy Tummy bean	404
	Z-Bone steak	5
	Ze™ goggles	1
	zmobie	1
	zombie dinosaur egg	1
	zombie hollandaise	2
	zombie pineal gland	38
	Zombo's empty eye	1
	Zombo's grievous greaves	1
	Zombo's shield	1
	Zombo's skull ring	2
	Zombo's skullcap	2
	Zoodriver	2