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Display Case for alfabit (#807922)
This player is ranked #179 for Most Unique Items with a total of 3,697 items.

This player is a member of the clan Alfabit's Soup.

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alfabit (#807922)
This player has 3,697 unique items and 13,009 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"Humorous" T-shirt 1
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 1
1-ball 1
1.21 jigawatts 1
100-Watt bulb 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 1
2-ball 1
25-meat staff 1
3-ball 1
30669 scroll 1
33398 scroll 1
334 scroll 1
4-ball 1
4-d camera 1
4-dimensional guitar 1
5-Alarm Saucepan 1
5-ball 1
6-ball 1
64067 scroll 1
668 scroll 1
7-ball 1
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 1
7-inch discus 1
8-ball 1
9-ball 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 10
a butt tuba 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 5
a cute angel 1
a little sump'm sump'm 1
abandoned candy 1
abominable snowcone 1
Abyssal ember 1
accidental cider 1
acid-squirting flower 1
acoustic guitarrr 1
adder bladder 1
adhesive tape dolly 1
aerated diving helmet 1
agua de vida 1
albatross necklace 1
Alewife™ Ale 1
Alice's Army Alchemist 1
Alice's Army booster box 1
Alice's Army Bowman 1
Alice's Army Cleric 1
Alice's Army Coward 1
Alice's Army Guard 1
Alice's Army Halberder 1
Alice's Army Hammerman 1
Alice's Army Horseman 1
Alice's Army Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 1
Alice's Army Ninja 1
Alice's Army Nurse 1
Alice's Army Page 1
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 1
Alice's Army Spearsman 1
Alice's Army Swordsman 1
Alice's Army Wallman 1
all-purpose cleaner 1
all-purpose flower 1
alpha-mail pants 1
alphabet gum 1
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
amber aviator shades 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 1
Amulet of Yendor 7
ancient cursed foot locker 1
ancient frozen dinner 1
ancient Magi-Wipes 1
ancient protein powder 1
Ancient Saucehelm 1
ancient spice 1
ancient stone fist 1
ancient stone head 1
ancient turtle shell 1
ancient turtle shell helmet 1
ancient turtle shell powder 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 2
ancient vinyl coin purse 1
anemone nematocyst 1
angel-food cake 1
Angry Farmer candy 1
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 1
Ankh of Badahnkadh 1
anniversary balloon 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
anniversary gift box 1
annoying pitchfork 1
ant agonist 1
ant antidepressant 1
ant hoe 1
ant pick 1
ant pitchfork 1
ant rake 1
ant sickle 1
anti-anti-antidote 1
anticheese 1
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 1
antique bottle of cough syrup 1
antique bottle opener 1
antique greaves 1
antique hand mirror 1
antique helmet 1
antique packet of ketchup 1
antique painting of a landscape 1
antique pair of blue jeans 1
antique record album 1
antique shield 1
antique souvenir drawing 1
antique spear 1
Apathargic Bandersnatch 1
apathetic lizardman doll 1
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 1
armgun 1
around the world 1
arrow'd heart balloon 1
arrowgram 1
arrrgyle socks 1
Arrrmetia trading card 1
arse-a'fire elixir 1
asbestos apron 1
asbestos crossbow 1
asbestos crossbow string 1
asbestos helmet turtle 1
asbestos meat stack 1
asbestos ore 1
asbestos staff 1
asbestos stick 1
asbestos sword 1
asbestos sword hilt 1
ASCII shirt 1
Asleep in the Cemetery 1
asparagus knife 1
asparagus lo mein 1
asparagus stir-fry 1
aspirin 1
asshat 1
astral badger 1
astral mushroom 1
astronaut pants 23
atomic vector plotter 27
attention spanner 1
augmented El Vibrato drone 1
automatic catapult 1
awful poetry journal 1
Ax of L'rose 1
bätzle 1
baby cuddlefish 1
baby killer bee 1
babycakes 1
baconstone 1
baconstone bracelet 1
baconstone earring 1
baconstone pendant 1
baconstone ring 1
bad penguin egg 1
bad-ass club 1
badass belt 1
badger badge 1
Bag o' Tricks 1
bag of airline peanuts 9
bag of Cheat-Os 1
bag of lard 1
bag of many confections 1
baggie of powdered sugar 1
balaclava 1
balaclava baklava 1
ball 1
ball-in-a-cup 1
balloon helmet 1
balloon monkey 1
balloon shield 1
balloon sword 1
ballroom blintz 1
bamboo bokuto 1
banana 10
banana cream pie 2
banana daiquiri 1
banana milkshake 1
banana peel 1
banana smoothie 1
banana spritzer 1
banana-frosted king cake 5
banjo strings 1
bar skin 1
bar whip 1
barbed-wire fence 1
bargain flash powder 1
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 1
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 1
barrrnacle 1
barskin buckler 1
barskin cloak 1
barskin hat 1
barskin loincloth 1
barskin tent 1
bartender skull 1
bartender-in-the-box 1
bartender-skull-in-the-box 1
baseball 1
Bash-Ōs boxtop 1
Bash-Ōs cereal 1
basic meat crossbow 1
basic meat fez 1
basic meat foon 1
basic meat helmet 1
basic meat kilt 1
basic meat pants 1
basic meat skirt 1
basic meat spork 1
basic meat staff 1
basic meat sword 1
bat guano 1
bat haggis 1
bat hat 1
bat whip 1
bat wing 1
bat wing kabob 1
bat wing stir-fry 1
bat-ass leather jacket 1
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 1
batblade 1
batgut 1
battered Crimbo Crate 7
battered hubcap 1
battered old top-hat 1
bazookafish bubble gum 1
beach ball marble 1
beach glass bead 1
beach glass necklace 1
bean burrito 1
beanbag chair 1
beaten-up Chucks 1
bed of coals 1
beefy fish meat 1
beer basted brat 1
beer bomb 1
beer bong 1
beer cartilage 1
beer goggles 1
beer helmet 1
beer lens 1
beer-a-pult 1
beer-scented teddy bear 1
beer-soaked mop 1
beertini 3
begpwnia 1
beholed bedsheet 1
beige clambroth marble 1
bejeweled accordion strap 1
bejeweled cufflinks 1
bejeweled pledge pin 1
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 1
bellhop bell 1
Ben-Gal™ Balm 1
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 1
berry-infused sake 1
Better Than Cuddling Cake 21
bezoar ring 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 1
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 1
BGE merchandise order form 1
BGE pocket calendar 1
BGE shotglass 1
BGE temporary tattoo 1
BGE tiny plastic toy 1
bi-lateral logic compressor 27
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 1
big bad voodoo mask 1
big bass drum 1
big boom 1
big bundle of chamoix 1
big glob of skin 2
big red clown nose 1
big rock 1
big stick 1
big stirring stick 1
bigger stick 1
bilge wine 1
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
bindlestocking 2
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 1
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 1
bit of clingfilm 2
bit-o-cactus 1
bitter pill 1
Bjorn's Hammer 1
black & tan 1
black belt 1
Black Body™ spray 1
black candy heart 1
black candygram 1
black catseye marble 1
black cherry soda 1
black cowboy hat 1
black eyedrops 1
black facepaint 1
black forest cake 1
black forest ham 1
black greaves 1
black helmet 1
black kettle drum 1
black lotus 1
Black No. 2 1
black paisley oyster egg 1
black pension check 1
black pepper 1
black picnic basket 1
black pixel 1
black plastic oyster egg 1
black polka-dot oyster egg 1
black pudding 1
black sheepskin diploma 1
black shield 1
black snake skin 1
black snowcone 1
black spot 1
black striped oyster egg 1
black sword 1
black velvet box 1
black-and-blue light 348
blackberry 1
blackberry combat boots 1
blackberry moccasins 1
blackberry polite 1
blackberry slippers 1
Blackfly Chardonnay 1
blank prescription sheet 1
Blatantly Canadian 1
blended frozen swill 1
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 1
Blizzards I Have Died In 1
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 7
blood flower 1
blood of the Wereseal 1
blood-faced volleyball 1
bloody beer 1
bloody clown pants 1
bloody mary 1
blue class ring 1
Blue Diamond of Honesty 1
blue glowstick 4
blue paisley oyster egg 1
blue pixel 1
blue pixel potion 1
blue plasma ball 360
blue plastic baby 1
blue plastic oyster egg 1
blue polka-dot oyster egg 1
blue ribbon 1
blue shell 1
blue snowcone 1
blue striped oyster egg 1
blue suede shoes 1
blue velvet cake 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 1
blueberry-frosted king cake 3
blundarrrbus 1
bobble-hip hula elf doll 2
Bohemian rhapsody 1
boilermaker 1
bone and arrows 1
bone aperitif 1
bone chips 96
bone collar 1
bone crusher 1
bone flute 1
bone meal 1
bone rattle 1
bone spurs 1
boneana hammock 1
bonedanna 1
bonerang 1
Bonerdagon necklace 1
boning knife 1
booty chest charrrm 1
booty chest charrrm bracelet 1
booze-soaked cherry 1
Boozehounds Anonymous token 1
borg sock monkey 2
boring spaghetti 1
Boris's key lime 1
Boris's key lime pie 1
Boris's ring 1
Boss Bat bling 2
Boss Bat britches 1
bottle of alcohol 1
bottle of antifreeze 1
bottle of black cat tonic 1
bottle of Blank-Out 9
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 1
bottle of cooking sherry 1
bottle of Definit 1
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 1
bottle of extra-strength melodramamine 1
bottle of gin 1
bottle of goofballs 22
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 1
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 1
bottle of melodramamine 1
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 1
bottle of moontan lotion 1
bottle of Mystic Shell 1
bottle of Ooze-O 1
bottle of peppermint schnapps 1
bottle of perfume 1
bottle of Pete's Sake 1
bottle of Pinot Renoir 1
bottle of pirate juice 1
bottle of popskull 1
bottle of realpagne 1
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 1
bottle of rum 1
bottle of sake 1
bottle of sewage schnapps 1
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 1
bottle of tequila 1
bottle of ultravitamins 1
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 1
bottle of vodka 1
bottle of whiskey 1
bottle opener belt buckle 1
bottle-rocket crossbow 1
bottlecap turtle 1
bottled green pixie 1
bottled inspiration 1
boulder 58
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bounty-hunting pants 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 21
bow 1
bow staff 1
bowl of Bounty-Os 1
bowl of cottage cheese 1
bowl of fishysoisse 1
bowl of lucky charms 1
bowl of rye sprouts 1
bowlegged pants 1
bowler 1
box 1
box of sunshine 2
box turtle 1
box-in-the-box 1
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
boxed champagne 1
boxed wine 1
boxing glove 1
boxing glove on a spring 1
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 1
brains casserole 1
brainy skull 1
brand new key 1
brass dorsal fin 1
brass stinger 1
breaded beer 5
breath mint 1
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 1
brick 1
brick of sand 1
BRICKO bat 1
BRICKO elephant 1
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO octopus 1
BRICKO ooze 1
BRICKO oyster 1
BRICKO pants 1
BRICKO pyramid 1
BRICKO python 1
BRICKO sword 1
BRICKO turtle 1
briefcase 1
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 1
brine 1
briny vinegar 1
brittle plastic handle 1
broken carburetor 1
broken cellular phone 1
broken El Vibrato drone 1
broken skull 1
broken sword 1
bronze breastplate 1
bronzed locust 1
brown crock marble 1
brown plastic baby 1
brown sugar cane 1
bubble bauble bow 1
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 1
bubblewrap crossbow 1
bubblewrap ore 1
bubblewrap staff 1
bubblewrap sword 1
bubbly potion 1
bucket of anniversary lard 1
buckler buckle 1
buckyball 2
buffalo blade 1
bugbear beanie 1
bugbear bungguard 1
bugged bön±Ã©t 1
bugged balaclava 1
bugged beanie 1
Bulky Buddy Box 2
bullet-proof corduroys 1
bum cheek 1
bumblebee marble 1
bunch of bananas 34
bunch of square grapes 1
bungle in the jungle 1
buoybottoms 1
burnt flower 1
burrowgrub hive 1
bus pass 1
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 1
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. chum 1
C.H.U.M. knife 1
C.H.U.M. lantern 1
cactus fruit 1
cactus monocle 1
caipifruta 1
calavera concertina 1
calle de miel 1
calle de miel with a fly in it 1
can cannon 1
can of Binarrrca 1
can of black paint 1
can of CRIMBCOLA 4
can of depilatory cream 1
can of fake snow 1
can of franks 'n' beans 1
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 1
can of maces 1
can of Red Minotaur 1
can of spinach 1
can of starch 1
can of sterno 1
can of Swiller 1
Can-Can skirt 1
can-can-in-a-can 1
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 1
can-you-dig-it? 1
candied kobold 1
candied yam pinky ring 1
candied yams 1
candy brain 1
candy cane 53
candy cornucopia 1
candy kneecapping stick 3
candy knuckles 2
candy stake 4
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cannonball charrrm bracelet 1
canopic jar 1
canteen of wine 1
capacitor relay 38
carbon nanotube frame 30
carbonated soy milk 1
carbonated water lily 1
cardboard box turtle 1
cardboard crossbow 1
cardboard katana 1
cardboard ore 1
cardboard staff 1
cardboard sword 1
cardboard wakizashi 1
caret 1
carob brownies 1
carob cannon 1
carob chunk cookies 1
carob chunk noodles 21
carob chunks 1
casino pass 1
cast 1
cast-iron legacy paddle 1
cat appendix 1
catgut 1
catgut taco 1
catskin buckler 1
catskin cap 1
catsup 1
cement sandals 1
centipede eggs 1
Cerebral Cloche 1
Cerebral Crossbow 1
Cerebral Culottes 1
chain-mail monokini 1
chamoisole 1
chaos butterfly 1
charged magnet 1
charming flute 1
charpuce jub-jub bird 1
charrrm bracelet 1
cheap cigar butt 1
cheap elven gloves 14
cheap plastic blowgun 1
cheap plastic bottle opener 1
cheap studded belt 362
cheap toaster 1
cheap wind-up clock 1
chef skull 1
chef's hat 1
chef-in-the-box 1
chef-skull-in-the-box 1
cherry 1
Cherry Cloaca Cola 1
cherry pie 1
Chester's bag of candy 1
Chester's cutoffs 1
Chester's moustache 1
Chester's muscle shirt 1
Chester's sunglasses 1
chewing gum on a string 1
children of the candy corn 1
chintzy accordion pin 1
chintzy disco ball pendant 1
chintzy noodle ring 1
chintzy saucepan earring 1
chintzy seal pendant 1
chintzy turtle brooch 1
chiptune guitar 1
chisel 1
chitinous pod 1
chloroform rag 1
chocolate cigar 3
chocolate filthy lucre 1
chocolate spurs 1
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 21
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 1
chocolate-frosted king cake 2
Choker of the Ultragoth 1
chopsticks 1
Chori Zo trading card 1
chorizo brownies 23
chorizo taco 1
chrome crossbow 1
chrome crossbow string 1
chrome helmet turtle 1
chrome meat stack 1
chrome ore 1
chrome staff 1
chrome stick 1
chrome sword 1
chrome sword hilt 1
chunk of depleted Grimacite 23
chunk of rock salt 1
citrus-infused sake 1
Clan pool table 1
class five ecto-larva 1
clay peace-sign bead 1
Climate Colada 1
clingfilm cap 1
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm tangle 1
clingfilm trousers 1
Cloaca grenade 1
Cloaca-Cola 1
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 1
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 1
Cloaca-Cola helmet 1
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 1
Cloaca-Cola shield 1
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 1
clockwork bartender head 1
clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box 1
clockwork bartender-in-the-box 1
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clockwork chef-head-in-the-box 1
clockwork chef-in-the-box 1
clockwork claws 1
clockwork clockwise dome 1
clockwork counterclockwise dome 1
clockwork crossbow 1
clockwork detective skull 1
clockwork doohickey 1
clockwork endoskeleton 1
clockwork handle 1
clockwork hat 1
clockwork key 1
clockwork maid 1
clockwork maid head 1
clockwork pants 1
clockwork pirate skull 1
clockwork rings 1
clockwork rod 1
clockwork shank 1
clockwork sheet 1
clockwork sphere 1
clockwork spine 1
clockwork staff 1
clockwork sword 1
clockwork thingamajig 1
clockwork trench coat 1
clockwork widget 1
cloudy potion 1
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clown shoes 1
clown skin 1
clown whip 1
clown wig 1
clownskin belt 1
clownskin buckler 1
clownskin harness 1
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club of corruption 1
club of the five seasons 1
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Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 1
cocktail napkin 1
cocktail onion 1
cocoa egg 1
cocoa eggshell fragment 1
coconut bikini top 1
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Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 1
Codpiece of the Goblin King 2
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cog 1
cog and sprocket assembly 1
Colander of Em-er'il 1
cold and sour sauce 1
cold hi mein 1
Cold Hots candy 1
cold ninja mask 1
cold nuggets 1
cold powder 1
cold wad 1
collapsible baton 1
collection of tiny spooky objects 60
cologne of contempt 1
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 1
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 1
colored-light "necklace" 1
colorful plastic ball 1
comfy blanket 1
comfy coffin 1
comfy pillow 1
Comma Chameleon egg 1
commemorative war stein 1
communications windchimes 1
computronic processing unit 27
concentrated cordial of concentration 1
concentrated garbage juice 1
concentrated magicalness pill 1
concoction of clumsiness 1
congratulatory cake 1
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 1
container of Spooky Putty 1
control crystal 1
Cookbook of the Damned 1
cool mushroom 1
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cool mushroom wine 1
cool whip 1
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 1
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cordial of concentration 1
corn holder 1
corncob pipe 1
cornuthaum 1
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 1
Corpse Island iced tea 1
corpse on the beach 1
corpsebite 1
corpsedriver 1
corpsetini 1
corrupt club of corrupt corruption 1
corrupt club of corruption 1
cosmic lemonade 1
costume sword 1
cottage 1
cotton candy bale 1
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cotton candy skoshe 1
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cracker 1
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cranberry schnapps 3
crazy little Turkish delight 1
cream of pointy mushroom soup 1
cream pie 1
cream stout 1
creamsicle 1
creepy-ass club 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 2
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 1
CRIMBCO lanyard 1
CRIMBCO scrip 35
CRIMBCOIDS mints 4
CRIMBCOLOAF 5
Crimbo candied pecan 25
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 1
Crimbo fudge 23
Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. 1
Crimbo peppermint bark 17
Crimbo pie 1
Crimbo ukulele 1
Crimbo wreath 1
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimboween memo 18
Crimbuck 1
crimsilion jub-jub bird 1
crossbow string 1
crotchety pants 1
crowbarrr 1
Crown of the Goblin King 1
Crown of Thrones 1
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cruelty-free wine 1
crumpled felt fedora 1
crystallized memory 1
cube of billiard chalk 1
cup of infinite pencils 1
cup of primitive beer 1
cupcake-in-a-cup 1
curdflinger 1
curmudgel 1
cursed black pearl onion 1
cursed bottle of black-label rum 1
cursed bottle of rum 1
cursed breeches 1
cursed cannonball 1
cursed cutlass 2
cursed dirty joke scroll 1
cursed eyepatch 1
cursed piece of thirteen 1
cursed sea biscuit 1
cursed voodoo skull 1
cyber-mattock 1
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cyborg stompin' boot 2
cyclops eyedrops 1
cymbal syrup 52
Daffy Taffy 159
daisy 1
dance card 1
dandy lion cub 1
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 1
dark potion 1
Das Überkühlraum trading card 1
das boot 1
deactivated MicroMechaMech 1
Deactivated O. A. F. 2
deactivated RoboGoose 1
dead guy's memento 1
dead guy's piece of double-sided tape 1
dead guy's watch 1
deadly lampshade 1
deadly nightshade 1
decanter of fine Scotch 1
decaying goldfish liver 1
decaying wooden oar 1
decaying wooden paddle 1
decaying wooden pole 1
deck of tropical cards 1
decorative fountain 1
defective skull 4
dehydrated caviar 1
delectable catalyst 1
delectable fire ant 1
delicious noodles 1
delicious salad 245
delicious shimmering moth 1
delicious spicy noodles 1
delicious stinkbug 1
deluxe fax machine 2
demon buckler 1
demon skin 1
demon whip 1
demon-horned hat 1
demonskin jacket 1
demonskin trousers 1
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dense meat stack 1
dense meat staff 1
dense meat sword 1
dental pliers 1
dented harmonica 1
deodorant 1
depantsing bomb 1
depleted Grimacite astrolabe 1
depleted Grimacite grappling hook 1
depleted Grimacite gravy boat 1
depleted Grimacite hammer 1
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 2
depleted Grimacite ninja mask 1
depleted Grimacite shinguards 1
depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt 1
desiccated apricot 1
designer handbag 1
detective skull 1
detour shield 1
devil's-food cake 1
dew yoana lei 1
diamond necklace 8
diamond-studded cane 1
diamond-studded fronts 1
didgeridooka 1
Diet Cloaca Cola 1
digital key lime 1
digital key lime pie 1
digital underground potion 1
dill 1
dinged-up triangle 1
dingy planks 1
dire fudgesicle 1
dirty hobo gloves 1
disassembled clover 1
disbelief suspenders 1
Disco 'Fro Pick 1
disco ball 3
Disco Banjo 1
disco mask 2
disease 1
disembodied brain 1
disembodied smile 1
dishrag 1
disintegrating quill pen 1
disintegrating sheet music 1
disintegrating spiky collar 1
displaced fish 1
distilled fortified wine 1
distressed denim pants 1
disturbing fanfic 1
Divine 1
divine blowout 1
divine can of silly string 1
divine champagne flute 1
divine champagne popper 1
divine cracker 1
divine noisemaker 1
diving muff 1
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 1
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 1
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 1
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 1
Doc's Miracle Cure 1
Dogsgotnonoz pills 1
doll house 1
dollar sign 1
dollhive 2
Dolphin King's crown 1
donkey flipbook 1
dope gangsta bling-bling 1
dope wheels 1
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 1
double daisy 1
double-barreled sling 1
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 1
drab sonata 1
draggin' ball hat 1
dragonfish caviar 1
Dramatic™ range 1
dreadlock whip 1
dried face 1
dripping meat crossbow 1
dripping meat staff 1
dripping meat sword 1
Drowsy Sword 1
drum machine 1
dry martini 1
dry noodles 1
dry vodka martini 1
drywall axe 1
dubious peppermint 1
ducha de oro 1
duck-on-a-string 1
duct tape 3
duct tape buckler 1
duct tape dockers 1
duct tape fedora 1
duct tape shirt 1
duct tape sword 1
duct tape wallet 1
dueling banjo 1
dueling turtle 1
dull fish scale 1
dungeoneer's dungarees 1
dusty animal cranium 1
dusty animal jawbone 1
dusty animal pelvis 1
dusty animal skull 1
dusty bottle of Marsala 1
dusty bottle of Merlot 1
dusty bottle of Muscat 1
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 1
dusty bottle of Port 1
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 1
dusty Crimbo crate 3
dusty eighth caudal vertebra 1
dusty eighth thoracic vertebra 1
dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra 1
dusty fifth caudal vertebra 1
dusty fifth cervical vertebra 1
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Now and Earlier 1
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Really Expensive Jewelry and You 1
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recursive spline reticulator 27
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six tiny wedges of goat cheese 37
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Snow Queen Crown 1
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Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts 1
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squirmy violent party snack 25
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Steal This Candy 1
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stick 1
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