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Display Case for Mynar (#840500)

This player is a member of the clan The Clan of Ana's Ng.

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Mynar (#840500)

This player has 4,089 unique items and 13,635 total items in his/her display case.

	Item	Quantity
	"Humorous" T-shirt	1
	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	1
	1-ball	1
	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	1
	2-ball	1
	25-meat staff	1
	3-ball	1
	30669 scroll	1
	33398 scroll	1
	334 scroll	1
	37x37x37 puzzle cube	1
	4-ball	1
	4-d camera	1
	4-dimensional guitar	1
	4:20 bomb	1
	5-Alarm Saucepan	2
	5-ball	1
	6-ball	1
	64067 scroll	1
	668 scroll	1
	7-ball	1
	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	1
	7-inch discus	2
	8-ball	1
	9-ball	1
	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	1
	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
	a butt tuba	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used)	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used)	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used)	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used)	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used)	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6	1
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used)	1
	a little sump'm sump'm	1
	A. W. O. L. commendation	73
	abandoned candy	1
	abominable blubber	1
	abominable snowcone	1
	Abyssal ember	1
	accordion file	1
	acid-squirting flower	1
	acoustic guitarrr	1
	actual reality goggles	1
	adder	1
	adder bladder	1
	adhesive tape dolly	1
	adorable seal larva	2
	aerated diving helmet	1
	affordable teak perch	1
	agua de vida	1
	airblaster gun	1
	Alice's Army Alchemist	1
	Alice's Army Bowman	1
	Alice's Army Cleric	1
	Alice's Army Coward	1
	Alice's Army Dervish	1
	Alice's Army Guard	1
	Alice's Army Halberder	1
	Alice's Army Hammerman	1
	Alice's Army Horseman	1
	Alice's Army Lanceman	1
	Alice's Army Mad Bomber	1
	Alice's Army Martyr	1
	Alice's Army Ninja	1
	Alice's Army Nurse	1
	Alice's Army Page	1
	Alice's Army Shieldmaiden	1
	Alice's Army Sniper	1
	Alice's Army Spearsman	1
	Alice's Army Swordsman	1
	Alice's Army Wallman	1
	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
	all-purpose cleaner	1
	all-year sucker	1
	alpha-mail pants	1
	alphabet gum	1
	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
	amber aviator shades	1
	ammonite candy mold	1
	ammonite fossil	1
	amok pudding	1
	amulet of extreme plot significance	3
	Amulet of Yendor	1
	ancient calendar fragment	1
	ancient cursed foot locker	1
	ancient frozen dinner	1
	ancient ice cream scoop	2
	ancient Magi-Wipes	1
	ancient poisoned dart	1
	ancient protein powder	1
	Ancient Saucehelm	1
	ancient spice	1
	ancient turtle shell	1
	ancient turtle shell helmet	1
	ancient turtle shell powder	1
	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	6
	ancient vinyl coin purse	1
	anemone nematocyst	1
	Angry Farmer candy	1
	Angry Farmer's Wife Candy	1
	angry inch	1
	Ankh of Badahnkadh	1
	anniversary balsa wood socks	1
	anniversary burlap belt	1
	anniversary concrete fedora	1
	anniversary gift box	1
	anniversary safety glass vest	1
	anniversary tiny latex mask	1
	annoying pitchfork	1
	ant agonist	1
	ant hoe	1
	ant pick	1
	ant pitchfork	1
	ant rake	1
	ant sickle	1
	anti-anti-antidote	1
	anticheese	1
	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	1
	antique bottle of cough syrup	1
	antique bottle opener	1
	antique greaves	1
	antique hand mirror	1
	antique helmet	1
	antique machete	1
	antique packet of ketchup	1
	antique painting of a landscape	1
	antique pair of blue jeans	1
	antique record album	1
	antique shield	1
	antique souvenir drawing	1
	antique spear	2
	archaeologing shovel	3
	Argarggagarg's fang	3
	arm buzzer	1
	armgun	1
	around the world	1
	arrrgyle socks	3
	Arrrmetia trading card	1
	arse-a'fire elixir	1
	artisanal limoncello	1
	asbestos apron	1
	asbestos crossbow	1
	asbestos helmet turtle	1
	asbestos meat stack	1
	asbestos ore	1
	asbestos staff	1
	asbestos sword	1
	ASCII shirt	1
	Asleep in the Cemetery	1
	asparagus knife	2
	asparagus lo mein	1
	asparagus stir-fry	1
	asshat	1
	astral mushroom	1
	astronaut pants	1
	Atomic Comic	1
	Atomic Pop	1
	atomic vector plotter	1
	attorney's badge	1
	augmented El Vibrato drone	1
	augmented-reality shades	1
	Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used)	1
	automatic catapult	1
	awful poetry journal	1
	Ax of L'rose	1
	bätzle	1
	baby cuddlefish	1
	baby killer bee	1
	backwoods screwdriver	1
	bacon bath ball	4
	baconstone	1
	baconstone bracelet	1
	baconstone earring	1
	baconstone pendant	3
	baconstone ring	1
	bad-ass club	1
	badass belt	31
	badge of authority	1
	bag of bones	1
	bag of Cheat-Os	1
	bag of lard	1
	bag of pygmy blood	1
	bag of W&Ws	1
	baggie of powdered sugar	1
	balaclava	1
	balaclava baklava	1
	ball	1
	ballast turtle	1
	balloon helmet	1
	balloon monkey	1
	balloon shield	1
	balloon sword	2
	ballpark hot daub	1
	ballroom blintz	1
	balsa plank	1
	bamboo bokuto	2
	banana	1
	banana cream pie	1
	banana daiquiri	2
	banana peel	1
	banana smoothie	1
	banana spritzer	1
	banana supersucker	1
	banana-frosted king cake	1
	bananagate	1
	bananarama bangle	1
	banjo strings	1
	bar skin	1
	bar whip	2
	barbed-wire fence	1
	bargain flash powder	1
	bark beret	1
	bark boxers	1
	bark bracelet	3
	Barney's rake	1
	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	1
	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	23
	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	1
	barrrnacle	1
	barskin buckler	1
	barskin cloak	1
	barskin hat	1
	barskin loincloth	1
	barskin tent	1
	bartender skull	1
	bartender-in-the-box	1
	bartender-skull-in-the-box	1
	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	16
	baseball	1
	Bash-Ōs boxtop	6
	Bash-Ōs cereal	1
	basic meat fez	1
	basic meat foon	1
	basic meat helmet	1
	basic meat kilt	1
	basic meat pants	1
	basic meat skirt	1
	basic meat spork	2
	bat guano	1
	bat haggis	1
	bat hat	1
	bat whip	2
	bat wing	1
	bat wing kabob	1
	bat wing stir-fry	1
	bat-ass leather jacket	1
	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
	batblade	2
	batgut	1
	bath ball gift set	2
	battered Crimbo Crate	1
	battered hubcap	1
	Battlie Light Saver	1
	bazookafish bubble gum	1
	beach ball marble	1
	beach glass bead	1
	beach glass necklace	3
	bean burrito	1
	beanbag chair	1
	beastly paste	1
	beaten-up Chucks	1
	bed of coals	1
	beefy fish meat	1
	beer basted brat	1
	beer bomb	1
	beer bong	2
	beer cartilage	1
	beer goggles	3
	beer helmet	1
	beer lens	1
	beer-a-pult	1
	beer-scented teddy bear	1
	beer-soaked mop	1
	beertini	18
	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
	beholed bedsheet	1
	beige clambroth marble	1
	Beignet Milgranet	1
	bejeweled accordion strap	3
	bejeweled cufflinks	20
	bejeweled pledge pin	1
	belemnite candy mold	1
	belemnite fossil	1
	Ben-Gal™ Balm	1
	Better Than Cuddling Cake	1
	bezoar ring	3
	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	1
	BGE merchandise order form	1
	BGE shotglass	1
	BGE temporary tattoo	1
	BGE tiny plastic toy	1
	bi-lateral logic compressor	1
	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	1
	big bad voodoo mask	1
	big bass drum	1
	big boom	1
	big bumboozer marble	1
	big bundle of chamoix	4
	Big Candy's tophat	1
	big glob of skin	1
	big red clown nose	3
	big rock	1
	big stick	1
	big stirring stick	1
	bigger stick	1
	bilge wine	1
	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
	bindlestocking	1
	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
	bird rib	1
	Bit O' Ectoplasm	1
	bit of clingfilm	1
	bit-o-cactus	1
	bite-me-red lipstick	514
	BittyCar SoulCar	1
	Bjorn's Hammer	2
	black & tan	1
	black blade	2
	black BRICKO brick	1
	black candy heart	2
	black catseye marble	1
	black cowboy hat	1
	black eyedrops	1
	black forest cake	1
	black forest ham	1
	black greaves	1
	black helmet	1
	black kettle drum	1
	Black No. 2	1
	black paisley oyster egg	1
	black pension check	1
	black pepper	1
	black picnic basket	1
	black pixel	1
	black plastic oyster egg	1
	black polka-dot oyster egg	1
	black pudding	1
	black shield	1
	black snake skin	1
	black spot	2
	black striped oyster egg	1
	black sword	2
	black tear	1
	blackberry	1
	blackberry combat boots	1
	blackberry galoshes	1
	blackberry moccasins	1
	blackberry polite	1
	blackberry slippers	1
	Blackfly Chardonnay	1
	blammer	2
	blank diary	1
	blank fudge mold	1
	blank note	1
	blank prescription sheet	1
	Blatantly Canadian	1
	blended frozen swill	1
	blind-packed capsule toy	1
	Bling of the New Wave	1
	Blizzards I Have Died In	1
	blob of wood glue	1
	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	14
	Blood 'n' Plenty	1
	Blood Light	59
	blood of the Wereseal	1
	blood-faced volleyball	1
	bloodied surgical dungarees	1
	bloody beer	1
	bloody clown pants	1
	bloody mary	1
	blowdart	1
	blue class ring	1
	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
	blue glowstick	3
	blue paisley oyster egg	1
	blue pixel	1
	blue pixel potion	1
	blue plastic baby	1
	blue plastic oyster egg	1
	blue polka-dot oyster egg	1
	blue raspberry troll doll	1
	blue shell	1
	blue striped oyster egg	1
	blue-frosted astral cupcake	1
	blueberry-frosted king cake	1
	blundarrrbus	1
	blunt cat claw	1
	blunt icepick	1
	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
	bobcat grenade	1
	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
	boilermaker	1
	boilgun	1
	bone abacus	1
	bone and arrows	1
	bone aperitif	1
	bone chips	1
	bone crusher	2
	bone flute	1
	bone meal	1
	bone rattle	2
	bone spurs	1
	Bone's Farm "wine"	13
	boneana hammock	1
	bonedanna	1
	bonerang	2
	Bonerdagon necklace	3
	boning knife	2
	book of matches	1
	booty chest charrrm	1
	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
	booze-soaked cherry	1
	boozebomb	1
	Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
	Bordeaux Marteaux	1
	borg sock monkey	1
	boring spaghetti	1
	Boris's key lime	1
	Boris's key lime pie	1
	Boris's ring	3
	borrowed time	1
	Boss Bat bling	3
	Boss Bat britches	1
	bottle of alcohol	1
	bottle of antifreeze	1
	bottle of Blank-Out	1
	bottle of bubbles	10
	bottle of Calcutta Emerald	1
	bottle of cooking sherry	1
	bottle of Definit	1
	bottle of Domesticated Turkey	1
	bottle of Evermore	1
	bottle of extra-strength melodramamine	1
	bottle of fire	1
	bottle of fruity "wine"	1
	bottle of gin	1
	bottle of Goldschnöckered	1
	bottle of goofballs	5
	bottle of Jorge Sinsonte	1
	bottle of Lieutenant Freeman	1
	bottle of melodramamine	1
	bottle of Monsieur Bubble	1
	bottle of moontan lotion	1
	bottle of Mystic Shell	1
	bottle of Ooze-O	1
	bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
	bottle of Pete's Sake	1
	bottle of Pinot Renoir	1
	bottle of pirate juice	1
	bottle of popskull	1
	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
	bottle of rum	1
	bottle of sake	1
	bottle of sewage schnapps	1
	bottle of tequila	1
	bottle of ultravitamins	1
	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	1
	bottle of vodka	1
	bottle of whiskey	1
	bottle opener belt buckle	1
	bottlecap turtle	3
	boulder	1
	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
	bowl of Bounty-Os	1
	bowl of cottage cheese	1
	bowl of fishysoisse	1
	bowl of lucky charms	1
	bowl of rye sprouts	1
	Bowl of Scorpions	1
	bowling ball	1
	box	1
	box of Dweebs	1
	box of Familiar Jacks	1
	box of hammers	1
	box of Pokëmann band-aids	1
	box of sunshine	20
	box turtle	1
	box-in-the-box	1
	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
	boxcar turtle	1
	boxed champagne	1
	boxing glove	3
	boxing glove on a spring	2
	boxing-glove-in-a-box	1
	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	1
	brains casserole	1
	BRAINS shorts	1
	brainy skull	1
	brand new key	2
	brass dorsal fin	1
	brass gear	1
	brass stinger	1
	breadchucks	2
	breaded beer	2
	breakfast mess	1
	breath mint	2
	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	1
	brick	4
	brick of sand	1
	BRICKO bat	1
	BRICKO brick	1
	BRICKO bulwark	1
	BRICKO cathedral	1
	BRICKO elephant	1
	BRICKO eye brick	1
	BRICKO gargantuchicken	1
	BRICKO hat	1
	BRICKO octopus	1
	BRICKO ooze	1
	BRICKO oyster	1
	BRICKO pants	1
	BRICKO pearl	1
	BRICKO pyramid	1
	BRICKO python	1
	BRICKO sword	1
	BRICKO trunk	1
	BRICKO turtle	1
	briefcase	1
	Bright Water	1
	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	1
	brittle plastic handle	1
	broken carburetor	1
	broken clock	3
	broken El Vibrato drone	1
	broken glass grenade	1
	broken skull	1
	broken sword	2
	broken warbear gyrocopter	1
	bronze breastplate	1
	bronze handcuffs	1
	bronzed locust	1
	brown crock marble	1
	brown felt tophat	1
	brown plastic baby	1
	brown sugar cane	1
	bubble bauble bow	1
	bubble-wrap simulator	1
	bubble-wrap simulator (half broken)	1
	bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button)	1
	bubble-wrap simulator (one button left)	1
	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
	bubblewrap crossbow	1
	bubblewrap staff	1
	bubblewrap sword	2
	bubblin' crude	1
	bubbling tempura batter	1
	bubbly potion	1
	bucket of anniversary lard	1
	bucket of wine	1
	buckler buckle	1
	buckyball	1
	buffalo blade	1
	bug paste	1
	bugbear beanie	1
	bugbear bungguard	1
	bugbear detector	1
	bugbear purification pill	1
	Bulky Buddy Box	1
	bullet-proof corduroys	1
	bum cheek	1
	bumblebee marble	1
	bunch of bananas	1
	bunch of square grapes	1
	bungle in the jungle	2
	bunny liver	1
	buoybottoms	1
	burrowgrub hive	1
	burst hellseal brain	5
	BURT	1
	bus pass	1
	C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button	3
	C.B.F.G.	1
	C.H.U.M. chum	1
	C.H.U.M. knife	1
	C.H.U.M. lantern	1
	cactus fruit	1
	caipifruta	1
	calavera concertina	1
	calle de miel	1
	can cannon	1
	can of Binarrrca	14
	can of CRIMBCOLA	12
	can of depilatory cream	1
	can of franks 'n' beans	1
	can of Ghuol-B-Gone™	1
	can of maces	2
	can of Red Minotaur	1
	can of spinach	1
	can of starch	1
	can of Swiller	1
	can of the cheapest beer	1
	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	90
	can-you-dig-it?	2
	candied kobold	1
	candied yams	92
	candy brain	1
	candy cane	83
	candy kneecapping stick	5
	candy knuckles	7
	candy skeleton	1
	candy stake	7
	cannonball charrrm	1
	cannonball charrrm bracelet	1
	canopic jar	1
	canteen of wine	78
	capacitor relay	4
	carbon nanotube frame	4
	carbonated water lily	1
	cardboard box turtle	1
	cardboard crossbow	1
	cardboard katana	2
	cardboard ore	1
	cardboard staff	1
	cardboard sword	2
	cardboard wakizashi	2
	caret	1
	carob cannon	1
	carob chunk cookies	2
	carob chunk noodles	51
	carob chunks	1
	carton of rotten eggs	1
	cartoon heart	1
	casino pass	1
	cast	1
	cast-iron legacy paddle	1
	cat appendix	1
	catgut	1
	catgut taco	1
	catskin buckler	1
	catskin cap	1
	catsup	1
	celestial au jus	1
	celestial carrot juice	1
	celestial olive oil	1
	celestial squid ink	1
	centipede eggs	1
	Cerebral Cloche	1
	Cerebral Crossbow	2
	Cerebral Culottes	1
	chain-mail monokini	1
	chainsaw chain	11
	chaos butterfly	1
	chaos popcorn	1
	charged magnet	1
	charming flute	1
	charrrm bracelet	1
	cheap cigar butt	1
	cheap elven gloves	24
	cheap plastic blowgun	2
	cheap plastic bottle opener	2
	cheap wind-up clock	1
	cheezburger	1
	chef skull	1
	chef's hat	21
	chef-in-the-box	1
	chef-skull-in-the-box	1
	cherry	1
	Cherry Cloaca Cola	1
	cherry pie	1
	Chester's cutoffs	1
	chewing gum on a string	1
	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
	ChibiBuddy™ (on)	1
	children of the candy corn	1
	chintzy disco ball pendant	1
	chintzy noodle ring	1
	chintzy saucepan earring	1
	chintzy seal pendant	1
	chintzy turtle brooch	1
	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	1
	chiptune guitar	1
	chisel	2
	chitinous pod	1
	chlorine crystal	1
	chloroform rag	1
	chlorophyll paste	1
	choco-Crimbot	1
	chocolate bath ball	1
	chocolate cigar	4
	chocolate disco ball	1
	chocolate filthy lucre	3
	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	2
	chocolate pasta spoon	1
	chocolate saucepan	1
	chocolate seal-clubbing club	1
	chocolate spurs	1
	chocolate stolen accordion	1
	chocolate turtle totem	1
	chocolate-covered caviar	1
	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
	chocolate-covered scarab beetle	1
	chocolate-frosted king cake	1
	chopsticks	2
	Chori Zo trading card	1
	chorizo brownies	1
	chorizo taco	1
	chrome crossbow	1
	chrome helmet turtle	1
	chrome meat stack	1
	chrome ore	1
	chrome staff	1
	chrome sword	1
	chunk of depleted Grimacite	1
	chunk of rock salt	1
	cigarette lighter	1
	cinnamon troll doll	1
	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	2
	classy monkey	1
	Claw of the Infernal Seal	2
	clay peace-sign bead	1
	clingfilm cap	1
	clingfilm slippers	1
	clingfilm tangle	1
	clingfilm trousers	1
	Cloaca Cola Polar	1
	Cloaca grenade	1
	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	1
	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	1
	Cloaca-Cola helmet	1
	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	1
	Cloaca-Cola shield	1
	Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife	2
	clock-cleaning hammer	2
	clockwork claws	1
	clockwork clockwise dome	1
	clockwork counterclockwise dome	1
	clockwork crossbow	1
	clockwork detective skull	1
	clockwork doohickey	1
	clockwork endoskeleton	1
	clockwork handle	1
	clockwork hat	1
	clockwork key	1
	clockwork pants	1
	clockwork pirate skull	1
	clockwork rings	1
	clockwork rod	1
	clockwork shank	1
	clockwork sheet	1
	clockwork sphere	1
	clockwork spine	1
	clockwork staff	1
	clockwork sword	1
	clockwork thingamajig	1
	clockwork trench coat	1
	clockwork widget	1
	cloudy potion	1
	clown shoes	3
	clown skin	1
	clown whip	1
	clownskin belt	3
	clownskin buckler	1
	clownskin harness	1
	club necklace	28
	club of corruption	2
	club sandwich	1
	clutch of dodecapede eggs	1
	cob of corn	1
	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	1
	cocktail napkin	1
	cocktail onion	1
	cocoa egg	1
	cocoa eggshell fragment	1
	coconut bikini top	1
	coconut shell	1
	Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration	1
	Codpiece of the Goblin King	3
	coffin lid	1
	cog	1
	cog and sprocket assembly	1
	cold hi mein	1
	Cold Hots candy	1
	cold ninja mask	1
	cold nuggets	1
	cold powder	1
	cold seal sweat	1
	cold wad	1
	cold water bottle	1
	cold-filtered water	1
	collapsible baton	1
	collection of tiny spooky objects	1
	cologne of contempt	1
	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	1
	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	1
	colorful plastic ball	1
	colorful toad	1
	comb jelly	2
	combat fan	1
	comfy coffin	1
	comfy pillow	1
	commemorative war stein	1
	communications windchimes	1
	compression stocking	3
	computronic processing unit	1
	concentrated cordial of concentration	1
	concentrated garbage juice	1
	concentrated magicalness pill	1
	confusing LED clock	1
	Connery's Elixir of Audacity	1
	control crystal	1
	Cookbook of the Damned	1
	cookie cookie	1
	cool cat claw	1
	cool cat elixir	1
	cool jelly donut	1
	cool mushroom	1
	cool mushroom casserole	1
	cool mushroom wine	1
	cool whip	2
	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
	copper ha'penny charrrm	1
	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	3
	cordial of concentration	1
	corn holder	2
	corned-beef Reuben	1
	cornuthaum	1
	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	1
	Corpse Island iced tea	55
	corpse on the beach	57
	corpsebite	3
	corpsedriver	65
	corpsetini	54
	correction fluid	5
	corrupt club of corrupt corruption	2
	corrupt club of corruption	2
	corrupted data	375
	Cosmic Calorie	1
	cosmic lemonade	1
	cosmic paste	1
	costume sword	2
	cottage	1
	cotton candy plug	1
	cranberries	1
	cranberry cordial	1
	cranberry schnapps	5
	crappy brain	1
	crate of fish meat	1
	crazy little Turkish delight	1
	cream of pointy mushroom soup	1
	cream pie	1
	cream stout	1
	creamsicle	1
	creepy ginger ale	1
	creepy voice box	1
	creepy-ass club	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used)	1
	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
	CRIMBCO mug	1
	CRIMBCO scrip	5
	CRIMBCO wine	1
	CRIMBCOIDS mints	8
	CRIMBCOLOAF	6
	Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug	1
	Crimbo candied pecan	70
	Crimbo Credit	1
	Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head	1
	Crimbo fudge	78
	Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll	1
	Crimbo paste	1
	Crimbo peppermint bark	73
	Crimbo pie	1
	Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer	1
	Crimbo tree flocker	1
	Crimbo wreath	1
	Crimbomega drive chain	1
	Crimbomination Contraption	1
	Crimbonium fuel rod	1
	Crimbot battery	1
	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	1
	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	1
	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	1
	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	1
	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	1
	Crimbot schematic: Crab Core	1
	Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso	1
	Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer	1
	Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head	1
	Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun	1
	Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun	1
	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	1
	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	1
	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	1
	Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan	1
	Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack	1
	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	1
	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	1
	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	1
	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	1
	Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder	1
	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	1
	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	1
	Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler	1
	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	1
	Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis	1
	Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator	1
	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	1
	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	1
	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	1
	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	1
	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	1
	Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet	1
	Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower	1
	Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm	1
	Crimbough	1
	Crimbuck	1
	crossbow string	1
	crotchety pants	1
	crowbarrr	1
	Crown of the Goblin King	1
	crown-shaped beanie	1
	crude crudités	1
	crude voodoo doll	1
	cruelty-free wine	1
	crumbling rat skull	1
	crystal skull	1
	crystallized memory	1
	cube of billiard chalk	1
	cup of primitive beer	1
	curdflinger	2
	curmudgel	2
	cursed black pearl onion	1
	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
	cursed bottle of rum	1
	cursed breeches	1
	cursed cannonball	1
	cursed cutlass	2
	cursed dirty joke scroll	1
	cursed eyepatch	1
	cursed piece of thirteen	1
	Cursed Punch	1
	cursed scrunchie	1
	cursed sea biscuit	1
	cursed voodoo skull	1
	custard pie	1
	cyborg doll	1
	cyborg stompin' boot	1
	cyclops eyedrops	1
	cylindrical mold	1
	damp old wallet	1
	dance card	1
	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	1
	dark potion	1
	Das Überkühlraum trading card	1
	daub-breaker	1
	day-old beer	1
	deactivated MicroMechaMech	1
	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
	Deactivated O. A. F.	1
	deactivated putty buddy	1
	deactivated RoboGoose	1
	dead guy's watch	1
	deadly lampshade	1
	death blossom	1
	decanter of fine Scotch	1
	decaying goldfish liver	1
	decaying wooden oar	1
	decaying wooden paddle	1
	decaying wooden pole	1
	decent brain	1
	deck of tropical cards	1
	decorative fountain	1
	deep six-shooter	2
	defective skull	1
	dehydrated caviar	1
	delectable catalyst	1
	delicious noodles	1
	delicious salad	1
	delicious spicy noodles	1
	deluxe fax machine	1
	demon buckler	1
	demon skin	1
	demon whip	2
	demon-horned hat	1
	demonic paste	1
	demonskin jacket	1
	demonskin trousers	1
	denim axe	1
	dense meat crossbow	1
	dense meat stack	1
	dense meat staff	1
	dense meat sword	1
	dented harmonica	2
	deodorant	1
	depantsing bomb	1
	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	2
	depleted uranium seal figurine	2
	desiccated apricot	1
	designer handbag	3
	detective skull	1
	dethklok	3
	detour shield	1
	dew yoana lei	1
	dew yoana salacious lei	1
	diamond necklace	27
	diamond-studded cane	2
	diamond-studded fronts	1
	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	3
	didgeridooka	1
	Diet Cloaca Cola	1
	digital key lime	1
	digital key lime pie	1
	dinged-up triangle	1
	dingy planks	1
	dire fudgesicle	1
	dirty hobo gloves	1
	disassembled clover	1
	disbelief suspenders	3
	Disco 'Fro Pick	2
	disco ball	2
	Disco Banjo	2
	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	1
	disco horoscope (Aries)	1
	disco horoscope (Cancer)	1
	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	1
	disco horoscope (Gemini)	1
	disco horoscope (Leo)	1
	disco horoscope (Libra)	1
	disco horoscope (Pisces)	1
	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	1
	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	1
	disco horoscope (Taurus)	1
	disco horoscope (Virgo)	1
	disco mask	1
	discocktail	1
	Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate	1
	disease	1
	disembodied brain	1
	disembodied smile	1
	dishrag	2
	disintegrating quill pen	1
	disintegrating sheet music	1
	displaced fish	1
	disposable instant camera	1
	distilled fortified wine	1
	distressed denim pants	1
	disturbing fanfic	1
	Divine	1
	divine blowout	1
	divine champagne flute	1
	divine champagne popper	1
	divine noisemaker	1
	diving muff	1
	Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment	1
	Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir	1
	Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent	1
	Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm	1
	Dogsgotnonoz pills	1
	doll house	1
	dollar sign	1
	dollar-sign bag	1
	dollhive	1
	Dolphin King's crown	1
	dolphin whistle	1
	donkey flipbook	1
	dope gangsta bling-bling	3
	dope wheels	1
	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	1
	double-barreled sling	2
	double-ice box	1
	double-ice britches	1
	double-ice cap	1
	double-ice gum	1
	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	2
	drab sonata	1
	draggin' ball hat	1
	dragonfish caviar	1
	Dramatic™ range	1
	dreadlock whip	2
	dress pants	1
	dried face	1
	dried gelatinous cube	1
	dripping meat crossbow	1
	dripping meat staff	1
	dripping meat sword	2
	drone self-destruct chip	1
	drop of water-37	1
	Drowsy Sword	2
	drum machine	1
	drum of pomade	3
	drum of tommy ammo	1
	dry martini	1
	dry noodles	1
	dry vodka martini	1
	drywall axe	1
	ducha de oro	1
	duck-on-a-string	2
	duct tape	1
	duct tape buckler	1
	duct tape dockers	1
	duct tape fedora	1
	duct tape sword	1
	duct tape wallet	1
	dueling banjo	1
	dueling turtle	1
	dull fish scale	1
	dungeoneer's dungarees	1
	Duskwalker fangs	1
	Duskwalker syringe	1
	dusty bottle of Marsala	1
	dusty bottle of Merlot	1
	dusty bottle of Muscat	1
	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	1
	dusty bottle of Port	1
	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	1
	dusty Crimbo crate	1
	dusty eighth caudal vertebra	1
	dusty eighth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty fourth lumbar vertebra	1
	dusty left eleventh rib	1
	dusty left first rib	2
	dusty left radius	1
	dusty left thumb	1
	dusty left tibia	1
	dusty left twelfth rib	1
	dusty right femur	1
	dusty right humerus	1
	dusty right kneecap	1
	dusty right ninth rib	3
	dusty right seventh rib	1
	dusty second cervical vertebra	1
	dusty seventh thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty third cervical vertebra	1
	dwarf bread	1
	dwarvish magazine	1
	Dyspepsi grenade	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	1
	eagle feather	1
	eagle's milk	1
	Earring of Fire	1
	easter egg balloon	20
	Eau de Guaneau	1
	Ecto-Cooler	3
	ectoplasmic paste	1
	eel battery	1
	eel sauce	1
	eel skin	1
	eelskin hat	1
	eelskin pants	1
	eelskin shield	1
	Effermint™ tablets	1
	effervescent potion	1
	effluvious emerald	1
	eggbeater	2
	eggnog	82
	El Vibrato drone	1
	El Vibrato energy spear	1
	El Vibrato helmet	1
	El Vibrato leg guards	1
	El Vibrato Megadrone	1
	El Vibrato power sphere	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
	El Vibrato translator	3
	El Vibrato trapezoid	1
	Elder Turtle Shell	2
	elderly jawbreaker	1
	electric crutch	2
	electric snakebite	1
	electrical thingamabob	1
	elegant nightstick	2
	elemental paste	1
	Elf Farm Raffle ticket	1
	Elfin shortbread	1
	Ellsbury's journal	1
	Ellsbury's journal (used)	1
	Ellsbury's skull	2
	Elmley shades	1
	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
	*elven limbos* gingerbread**	201
	elven cellocello	40
	elven magi-pack	1
	elven moonshine	131
	elven socks	26
	elven suicide capsule	46
	elven whittling knife	1
	Elvish delight	1
	empty agua de vida bottle	1
	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	1
	empty meat tank	1
	enchanted barbell	1
	enchanted bean	1
	enchanted bean burrito	1
	enchanted brass knuckles	1
	enchanted eyepatch	1
	enchanted fire extinguisher	1
	enchanted handwarmer	1
	enchanted leopard-print barbell	16
	enchanted toothpick	1
	enchantlers	1
	energy drink IV	1
	enormous belt buckle	1
	enormous hoop earring	3
	Ent cider	1
	equal sign	1
	eraser nubbin	1
	especially salty dog	1
	essential cameraderie	1
	essential soy	1
	essential tofu	1
	eternal car battery	1
	Everlasting Deckswabber	1
	evil golden arch	1
	evil golden arches	1
	evil googly eye	16
	evil teddy bear	1
	evil teddy bear sewing kit	1
	evil-ass club	1
	exotic jungle fruit	1
	exotic parrot egg	1
	expired bottle of peppermint schnapps	1
	expired can of franks 'n' beans	1
	exploding hacky-sack	1
	extra-fancy ring setting	1
	extra-greasy slider	1
	extra-large palm-frond toupee	1
	extra-potent gremlin mutagen	1
	extra-see-thru nightie	1
	extra-spicy bloody mary	1
	extra-strength rubber bands	1
	extra-strength strongness elixir	1
	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
	eXtreme meat staff	1
	eXtreme meat sword	1
	eXtreme mittens	3
	eXtreme nose ring	3
	eXtreme scarf	1
	extremely skinny jeans	1
	eye of newt	1
	eye-pod	1
	eyedrops of newt	1
	eyedrops of the ermine	1
	eyedrops of the ocelot	1
	eyepatch	1
	f3d0r4	1
	fairy gravy boat	1
	fake blood	1
	fake plastic grass	3
	Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium	1
	fancy bath salts	1
	fancy beef jerky	1
	fancy but probably evil chocolate	8
	fancy canapés	1
	fancy chocolate car	11
	fancy dress ball	1
	fancy opera glasses	28
	fancy schmancy cheese sauce	1
	fancy seashell necklace	1
	fat bottom quark	1
	fat loot token	1
	fat stacks of cash	1
	fat wallet	1
	FDKOL commendation	1
	FDKOL fire hose	1
	FDKOL hotcakes	1
	FDKOL tattoo	1
	felt	14
	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	1
	fermenting powder	1
	ferret bait	1
	Ferrigno's Elixir of Power	1
	fertilized ghuol egg	1
	festive holiday hat	27
	festive sausage	4
	fetid feather	1
	fettucini Inconnu	1
	Feynman gate	4
	fez of etymology	1
	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	1
	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded)	2
	fiery wing	80
	figurine of a charred seal	1
	figurine of a cold seal	1
	figurine of a cute baby seal	1
	figurine of a shadowy seal	1
	figurine of a sleek seal	1
	figurine of a slippery seal	1
	figurine of a stinking seal	1
	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	1
	figurine of an ancient seal	1
	figurine of an armored seal	1
	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	1
	filigreed hamethyst earring	3
	filigreed hamethyst necklace	1
	filigreed hamethyst ring	1
	filth-encrusted futon	1
	filthy corduroys	1
	filthy hippy poncho	1
	filthy knitted dread sack	1
	filthy lucre	1
	filthy pestle	2
	filthy poultice	1
	fin-bit wax	1
	fine wine	1
	finger cymbals	2
	fire	1
	fire axe	1
	fire flower	1
	fire of unknown origin	1
	fire poi	1
	firebomb	1
	fireman's helmet	1
	fish bazooka	1
	fish juice box	1
	fish scimitar	2
	fish stick	1
	fish-liver oil	1
	fishy fish	1
	fishy fish casserole	1
	fishy fish lasagna	1
	fishy paste	1
	fishy wand	1
	fistful of ashes	53
	fitness wristband	1
	fizzy potion	1
	flamin' bindle	1
	Flamin' Whatshisname	1
	flaming cardboard sword	2
	flaming crutch	2
	flaming feather	1
	flaming glowsticks	1
	flaming mushroom	1
	flaming mushroom wine	1
	flaming nose	1
	flaming talons	1
	flange	1
	flaregun	1
	flashing novelty button	3
	flask of baconstone juice	1
	flask of Gnomochloric acid	1
	flask of hamethyst juice	1
	flask of mining oil	1
	flask of porquoise juice	1
	flask of tainted mining oil	1
	flat dough	1
	flat mushroom wine	1
	flavorless gruel	1
	fleetwood chain	2
	flimsy clipboard	1
	flirtatious feather	1
	floaty gravel	1
	floaty inverse geode	1
	floaty pebbles	1
	floaty sand	1
	floorboard cruft	1
	floral print shirt	1
	flower petal pie	1
	flowing hippy skirt	1
	fluid of fudge-finding	1
	fluorescent lightbulb	2
	flute of flat champagne	1
	flyest of shirts	1
	flytrap bezoar	1
	flytrap pellet	1
	foam noodle	3
	foetid seal tear	1
	Fog Murderer	1
	foggy glass globe	1
	foie gras	1
	foolscap fool's cap	1
	foon	1
	foon of fearfulness	1
	foon of fleshiness	1
	foon of foulness	1
	foon of frigidity	1
	foon of fulmination	1
	foot-long hot daub	1
	football helmet	1
	forbidden danish	1
	forbidden sausage	6
	foreign box	1
	forest tears	1
	fortune cookie	1
	fossilized baboon skull	1
	fossilized bat skull	1
	fossilized demon skull	1
	fossilized limb	1
	fossilized serpent skull	1
	fossilized spider skull	1
	fossilized spike	1
	fossilized spine	1
	fossilized torso	1
	fossilized wing	1
	fossilized wyrm skull	1
	fountain 'soda'	1
	Frat Army FGF	1
	frat brats	1
	frayed rope belt	1
	freezerburned ice cube	1
	freezin' bindle	1
	French slippers	1
	freshwater pearl necklace	3
	fricasseed brains	1
	frightful feather	1
	frigid air mattress	1
	frigid fudgepuck	1
	frigid hankyū	1
	frigid mote	1
	frigid ninja stars	1
	frigid-ass club	1
	frilly shirt	1
	frilly skirt	1
	Frogade	1
	Fromage Pinotage	1
	frost flower	1
	Frost™ brand sword	2
	frost-rimed seal hide	3
	frosty halo	1
	Frosty's frosty mug	1
	Frosty's iceball	1
	Frosty's nailbat	1
	Frosty's old silk hat	1
	frozen banquet	1
	frozen danish	1
	frozen feather	1
	frozen Mob Penguin	1
	frozen mushroom	1
	frozen nunchaku	1
	frozen seal spine	2
	fruit basket	1
	fruit bowl	1
	fruitfilm	1
	fruity girl swill	1
	fudge bunny	1
	Fudge Fiber Armor Plating	1
	fudge lily	1
	fudge pocket square	3
	fudge spork	1
	fudgecule	1
	Fudgie Roll	1
	full meat tank	1
	fumble formula	1
	funhouse mirror	11
	funky dried mushroom	1
	funny bone	1
	furniture dolly	1
	furry fur	1
	furry green earmuffs	3
	furry green turtle	1
	furry halo	1
	furry kilt	1
	furry pants	1
	furry skirt	1
	fustulent seal grulch	2
	fuzzbump	1
	Fuzzby	1
	fuzzy dice	1
	fuzzy earmuffs	1
	fuzzy montera	1
	ga-ga radio	1
	Gaia beads	3
	Galapagosian Cuisses	1
	gamma nog	1
	ganger bandana	1
	garish pinky ring	16
	Garter of the Turtle Poacher	1
	gas balloon	1
	gator skin	1
	gatorskin umbrella	2
	gauze garter	1
	gauze hammock	1
	gauze shorts	1
	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
	gearbox necklace	2
	Genalen™ Bottle	1
	ghost key	1
	ghost of a necklace	1
	ghost protocol	1
	ghost toga	1
	ghost trap	21
	ghostly body paint	60
	ghuol ears	1
	ghuol egg	1
	ghuol egg quiche	1
	ghuol guolash	1
	ghuol-ear kabob	1
	giant artisanal rice peeler	2
	giant cactus quill	2
	giant candy cane	1
	giant cheesestick	1
	giant clay ashtray	1
	giant designer sunglasses	20
	giant diamond ring	3
	giant discarded bottlecap	1
	giant discarded plastic fork	1
	giant discarded torn-up glove	1
	giant driftwood sculpture	1
	giant fishhook	1
	giant foam finger	2
	giant giant moth dust	1
	giant glass of brandy	1
	giant grain of protein powder	1
	giant gym membership card	1
	giant heirloom grape tomato	1
	giant jar of protein powder	1
	giant marshmallow	1
	giant motorcycle boots	1
	giant moxie weed	1
	giant needle	1
	giant pearl	1
	giant penguin keychain	1
	giant pinky ring	1
	giant safety pin	2
	giant turkey leg	1
	gibson	1
	gift-a-pult	2
	gilded ancient cursed chest	1
	gilded ancient cursed key	1
	gill rings	1
	gimlet	1
	gin and tonic	1
	gin-soaked blotter paper	1
	gingerbread bugbear	1
	gingerbread horror	6
	gingerbread house	1
	gingerbread mutant bugbear	9
	gingerbread robot	7
	ginormous pumpkin	1
	glacial clock	3
	glacial sapphire	1
	glark cable	1
	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	1
	glass gnoll eye	1
	glass of goat's milk	1
	glistening fish meat	1
	glistening staff	1
	glittery mascara	1
	glob of Blank-Out	1
	glob of green slime	1
	glob of spoiled mayo	1
	gloomy black mushroom	1
	gloomy mushroom wine	1
	glow-in-the-dark dart gun	2
	glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub	1
	glowing El Vibrato drone	1
	glowing esca	1
	glowing fungus	1
	glowing red eye	3
	glowing syringe	1
	gnashing teeth	1
	gnat lasagna	1
	gnatloaf	1
	gnatloaf casserole	1
	gnatwing	1
	gnatwing earring	3
	gnauga hide	1
	gnauga hide kilt	1
	gnauga hide skirt	1
	gnauga hide vest	1
	gnauga hide whip	1
	gnocchetti di Nietzsche	1
	gnoll lips	1
	gnoll teeth	1
	gnoll-tooth necklace	3
	Gnollish autoplunger	1
	Gnollish casserole dish	1
	Gnollish flyswatter	2
	Gnollish pie server	2
	Gnollish pie tin	1
	Gnollish plunger	2
	Gnollish slotted spoon	2
	Gnollish toolbox	1
	Gnomish toolbox	1
	Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer	2
	Go-Wassail	19
	goat	1
	goat beard	1
	goat cheese	1
	goat cheese pizza	1
	goat cheese taco	1
	goatskin umbrella	2
	gob of wet hair	1
	goblin paste	1
	gold Boozehounds Anonymous token	1
	gold lamé pants	1
	gold wedding ring	1
	golden plastic oyster egg	1
	golden ring	1
	golden twig	1
	good brain	1
	Goodfella contract	7
	gooey paste	1
	goofily-plumed helmet	1
	googly eye	20
	Gordon Bennett	1
	goth kid t-shirt	1
	GOTO	1
	goulauncher	1
	gr8ps	1
	grape troll doll	1
	grapefruit	1
	grapes	1
	grass blade	2
	grass clippings	1
	grass hat	1
	grass skirt	1
	grass whistle	2
	grassy cutlass	2
	Grateful Undead T-shirt	1
	grave robbing shovel	1
	graveyard snowglobe	1
	gray bow tie	8
	grease gun	2
	greasy paste	1
	green beer	1
	green BRICKO brick	1
	green candy heart	1
	green clay bead	1
	Green Clover of Justice	1
	green glowstick	3
	green gummi ingot	1
	Green Manalishi	1
	green peawee marble	1
	green pixel	1
	green pixel potion	1
	green smoke bomb	1
	green-frosted astral cupcake	1
	gremlin juice	1
	gremlin mutagen	1
	grinning turtle	1
	grog	1
	groovy prism necklace	1
	grouchy restless spirit	1
	grouper fangirl	1
	groupie bra	1
	groupie lipstick	1
	groupie spangles	1
	grue egg	1
	grue egg omelette	1
	grumpy old man charrrm	1
	grumpy old man charrrm bracelet	1
	grungy bandana	1
	grungy flannel shirt	1
	guano coffee cup	1
	guard turtle collar	1
	guard turtle shell	1
	guitar pick	1
	gummi ammonite	1
	gummi belemnite	1
	gummi bowtie	3
	gummi canary	1
	gummi salamander	1
	gummi snake	1
	gummi trilobite	1
	Gummi-DNA	1
	Gummi-Gnauga	1
	Gummy Brains	1
	gun cleaning kit	1
	gunky chicken	1
	guy made of bee pollen	3
	gyroscope	1
	haggis-infused soap	2
	haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis	1
	hair of the calf	3
	hair of the fish	1
	hair oil	1
	hair spray	1
	hairy staff	1
	half-baked potion	1
	half-height unicycle	1
	half-rotten brain	1
	half-size scalpel	1
	half-sized guitar	1
	halfberd	2
	hamethyst	1
	hamethyst bracelet	1
	hamethyst earring	3
	hamethyst necklace	1
	hamethyst ring	1
	hammerus	2
	hand grenegg	1
	handful of bees	1
	handful of confetti	4
	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	1
	handful of drink tickets	1
	handful of hand chalk	1
	handful of honey	6
	handful of juicy garbage	1
	handful of Laughing Willow bark	1
	handful of moss	1
	handful of numbers	2
	handful of nuts and berries	1
	handful of pine needles	1
	handful of sand	1
	handful of sawdust	1
	handful of tips	1
	handful of walnuts	1
	handsomeness potion	1
	happiness	2
	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	1
	hardened slime hat	1
	hardware upgrade	1
	harem girl t-shirt	1
	Hatorade	1
	haunted battery	1
	haunted paddle-ball	1
	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	86
	Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance	1
	head mirror	2
	headhunter necktie	1
	heart necklace	21
	heart of dark chocolate	1
	heart of rock and roll	1
	heart of the volcano	3
	heavy D	1
	heavy hot sauce	1
	heavy metal sonata	1
	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	1
	heavy necklace chain	1
	hedgeturtle	1
	Heimandatz's heart	1
	Hell broth	1
	Hell ramen	1
	hellion cube	1
	hellseal claw	1
	hellseal whisker	1
	helmet recipe	1
	helmet turtle	1
	hemp net	1
	hemp string	3
	henna face paint	1
	henna tattoo	1
	herb brownies	1
	herbal stuffing	80
	herbs	1
	hermit permit	1
	herringcello	57
	high-pressure seltzer bottle	1
	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	5
	hill of beans	1
	Himalayan Hidalgo sauce	1
	hippo skin buckler	1
	hippo whip	2
	hippopotamus kilt	1
	hippopotamus pants	1
	hippopotamus skin	1
	hippopotamus skirt	1
	hipposkin poncho	1
	Hippy Army MPE	1
	hippy bongo	2
	hippy herbal tea	1
	hippy medical kit	1
	hippy paste	1
	hippy protest button	1
	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	1
	hobo fortress blueprints	1
	hobo monkey	1
	hobo nickel	1
	hobo paste	1
	hobo stogie	1
	Hodgman's metal detector	1
	Hodgman's varcolac paw	1
	holiday cheese log	3
	holiday log	1
	Hollandaise helmet	1
	holy bomb, batman	1
	home robotics kit	1
	homemade robot	1
	homeopathic healing powder	1
	honey dipper	1
	honey mead	1
	honey stick	1
	honey-dipped locust	1
	honeybritches	1
	honeycap	1
	honeypot	1
	horizontal tango	1
	hors d'oeuvre tray	1
	hot buttered roll	1
	hot cross bow	1
	hot date	1
	hot daub	1
	hot daub bun	1
	hot daub stand	1
	hot egg	1
	hot hi mein	1
	hot katana blade	1
	hot nuggets	1
	hot pink lipstick	1
	hot plate	1
	hot powder	1
	hot stuffing	1
	hot wad	1
	hot wing	1
	hot-ass club	1
	hovering sombrero	1
	huge bowl of candy	1
	huge pumpkin	1
	huge spoon	2
	humming El Vibrato drone	1
	hyperbolic plasma focuser	1
	hyperinflated seal lung	1
	hypodermic needle	1
	ice harvest	1
	ice skate decoy	1
	ice skate doll	1
	ice stein	1
	Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace	1
	Ice-Cold Beer Ring	1
	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
	ice-cold fotie	1
	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	1
	ice-cold six-pack	1
	ice-cold Willer	1
	icicle katana	1
	icy katana hilt	1
	icy mushroom wine	1
	icy-hot katana	1
	iGoogly	1
	Iiti Kitty phone charm	1
	illegal firecracker	1
	imbued seal-blubber candle	1
	imitation crab crate	1
	imitation crab meat	1
	imitation crab zoea	1
	imitation whetstone	1
	imitation White Russian	1
	immense cyborg hand	2
	imp air	1
	Imp Ale	1
	imp unity ring	7
	incense bath ball	3
	incredible pizza	1
	incredibly creepy marionette	1
	indescribably horrible paste	1
	infernal fife	2
	infernal insoles	3
	infernal toilet brush	2
	inflatable duck	3
	ingot of seal-iron	1
	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	1
	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled)	1
	ink bladder	1
	inkwell	1
	inky squid sauce	1
	insanely spicy bean burrito	1
	insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
	insanely spicy jumping bean burrito	1
	Instant Karma	1
	intriguing puzzle box	3
	invisibility potion	6
	invisible bag	1
	ion grid	4
	ion-pulse modulation stabilizer	1
	irate sombrero	1
	Iron Beta of Industry	1
	iron pasta spoon	2
	irradiated candy cane	7
	irradiated pet snacks	1
	irresistibility potion	7
	irritability potion	7
	ivory cue ball	1
	jabañero pepper	1
	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	1
	jack flapper	2
	Jackass Plumber home game	1
	jamfish jam	1
	jar of anniversary jam	1
	jar of fermented pickle juice	1
	jar of squeeze	1
	jar of swamp gas	1
	Jarlsberg's earring	3
	Jarlsberg's key lime	1
	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	1
	java cookie	1
	jawbruiser	8
	Jefferson wings	2
	jellyfish gel	1
	jerky coins	20
	jet bennie marble	1
	jigsaw blade	1
	jingle bell	1
	Jocko Homo's head	2
	Jolly Roger charrrm	1
	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	3
	jug of baconstone juice	1
	jug of Gnomochloric acid	1
	jug of hamethyst juice	1
	jug of porquoise juice	1
	jug-o-magicalness	1
	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	1
	jumbo olive	1
	jumping bean burrito	1
	jumping bean taco	1
	jungle drum	1
	jungle floor wax	1
	juniper berries	1
	junk band	3
	junk food	1
	junk trunks	1
	junk yard	1
	Junk-Bond	1
	junk-mail shirt	1
	kamicorpse-ee	1
	Kashmir sweater	1
	keel-haulin' knife	2
	keg shield	1
	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	1
	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
	Kentucky-style derby	1
	ketchup	1
	ketchup hound	1
	kick-ass kicks	1
	kickback cookbook	1
	killer rag doll	1
	killing feather	1
	Kiss the Knob apron	1
	Kissin' Cousins	1
	kite	1
	kiwi	1
	kneecapping stick	2
	knob bugle	2
	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	2
	Knob Goblin elite helm	1
	Knob Goblin elite pants	1
	Knob Goblin elite polearm	1
	Knob Goblin elite shirt	1
	Knob Goblin firecracker	1
	Knob Goblin harem pants	1
	Knob Goblin harem veil	1
	Knob Goblin love potion	1
	Knob Goblin lunchbox	1
	Knob Goblin melon baller	2
	Knob Goblin nasal spray	1
	Knob Goblin pants	1
	Knob Goblin perfume	1
	Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray	1
	Knob Goblin scimitar	2
	Knob Goblin seltzer	1
	Knob Goblin spatula	2
	Knob Goblin steroids	1
	Knob Goblin superseltzer	1
	Knob Goblin tongs	2
	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
	Knob Goblin visor	1
	Knob jelly donut	1
	knob ka-bobs	1
	Knob Kitchen grab-bag	1
	Knob lo mein	1
	Knob mushroom	1
	knob mushroom wine	1
	Knob nuts	1
	Knob pasty	1
	Knob sausage	1
	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
	Knob shroomkabob	1
	Knob stir-fry	1
	Knob stroganoff	1
	Knob stuffed shells	1
	knobby helmet turtle	1
	knobby kneepads	3
	Knoll lo mein	1
	Knoll mushroom	1
	knoll mushroom wine	1
	Knoll shroomkabob	1
	Knoll stir-fry	1
	knuckle sandwich	302
	Krakrox's Loincloth	2
	kumquartz	1
	kumquartz ring	1
	kumquat	1
	kumquat supersucker	1
	ladle of mystery	3
	large cocoa eggshell fragment	1
	LARP membership card	1
	Lars the Cyberian	1
	laser-broiled pear	1
	lavender candy heart	1
	lavender paisley oyster egg	1
	lavender plastic oyster egg	1
	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	1
	lavender striped oyster egg	1
	lawnmower blade	1
	lead necklace	1
	lead yo-yo	2
	Lead Zeta of Chastity	1
	leaf	1
	leaf of grass	1
	leaflet	1
	leather chaps	1
	leather mask	1
	leathery bat skin	1
	leathery cat skin	1
	leathery rat skin	1
	LED block	1
	left bracket	1
	left half of a heart necklace	1
	left parenthesis	18
	leftover Crimbo rations	1
	leftovers of indeterminate origin	1
	lemon	1
	lemon meringue pie	1
	lemon popsicle	1
	lemonade marble	1
	length of string	8
	Lens of Violence	1
	leotarrrd	1
	leprechaun hatchling	1
	Let Me Be!	1
	letterman's jacket	1
	lewd playing card	1
	Li'l Businessman Kit	1
	libation of liveliness	1
	licorice garrote	6
	licorice root	1
	lifeless meat doll	1
	lihc eye	1
	lihc eye pie	1
	lihc face	1
	lime	1
	lime supersucker	1
	lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum	1
	line	1
	linoleum crossbow	1
	linoleum crossbow string	1
	linoleum helmet turtle	1
	linoleum meat stack	1
	linoleum ore	1
	linoleum staff	1
	linoleum sword	1
	lion oil	1
	little paper umbrella	2
	little round pebble	1
	live lobster	1
	live nautical mine	1
	live wire	2
	liver popsicle	1
	llama lama gong	1
	loadstone	1
	Lobos Mints	1
	Lockenstock™ sandals	1
	logic synthesizer	4
	lollipop cufflinks	3
	lollipop stick	1
	long pork	1
	long pork casserole	1
	long pork chop sandwiches	1
	long pork lasagna	1
	long skinny balloon	1
	long-forgotten necklace	3
	longhaired hippy wig	1
	loose teeth	1
	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	1
	Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet	3
	los chinos	1
	lotion of coldness	1
	lotion of hotness	1
	lotion of sleaziness	1
	lotion of spookiness	1
	lotion of stench	1
	lowercase a	3
	lowercase N	1
	lucky ball-and-chain	1
	lucky bottlecap	1
	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
	lucky lighter	1
	lucky rabbit's foot	3
	Lucky Surprise Egg	1
	lumbering jack	1
	Lumineux Limnio	1
	lump of clay	1
	lump of coal	1
	lump of diamond	1
	lump of Saccharine Maple sap	1
	lupine sword	2
	LWA ring	1
	lychee chuhai	1
	lynyrd musk	1
	lynyrd skin	1
	lynyrd snare	1
	M-242	1
	macaroni duck	1
	Mace of the Tortoise	2
	machetito	2
	mad scientist's sock monkey	1
	Mad Train wine	1
	Mae West	1
	mafia aria	1
	magic dragonfish fry	1
	magic lamp	1
	magic whistle	2
	magical ice cubes	1
	magical mystery juice	1
	magicalness-in-a-can	1
	magicberry tablets	2
	magilaser blastercannon	1
	MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech	1
	magnetic sculpture kit	1
	magnifying glass	1
	maid head	1
	maiden wig	1
	makeshift cape	1
	makeshift crane	1
	mana curds	1
	mandarina colada	1
	Manetwich	1
	manly bloomers	1
	mannequin leg	2
	Manual of Transcendent Olfaction	1
	many-eyed glasses	1
	maple leaf	1
	maple syrup	1
	margarita	1
	mariachi G-string	1
	mariachi hat	1
	mariachi pants	1
	mariachi toothpaste	1
	marine aquamarine	1
	marionette	1
	marionette collective	1
	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
	Mark II Steam-Hat	1
	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
	marshmallow	1
	marshmallow flambé	2
	martini	1
	marzipan skull	1
	mass of wriggling tentacles	1
	Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery	1
	massive sitar	1
	mauve paisley oyster egg	1
	mauve plastic oyster egg	1
	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	1
	mauve striped oyster egg	1
	Maxing, Relaxing	1
	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	2
	McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade	3
	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	1
	meat cowboy hat	1
	Meat detector	1
	meat engine	1
	meat face	1
	meat from yesterday	1
	meat golem	1
	Meat maid	1
	Meat maid body	1
	meat paste	1
	meat shield	1
	meat stack	1
	meat vortex	1
	meatcar model	1
	meatloaf helmet	1
	meatsmithing guide	1
	meatspout staff	1
	meaty helmet turtle	1
	Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs	1
	megatofu	1
	Meleegra™ pills	1
	melted Jell-o shot	1
	menudo	1
	menudo ravioli	1
	Mer-kin begsign	1
	Mer-kin breastplate	1
	Mer-kin cancerstick	1
	Mer-kin cheatsheet	1
	Mer-kin darkbook	1
	Mer-kin digpick	1
	Mer-kin facecowl	1
	Mer-kin fastjuice	1
	Mer-kin fitbrine	1
	Mer-kin foodbucket	1
	Mer-kin gutgirdle	1
	Mer-kin hallpass	1
	Mer-kin headguard	1
	Mer-kin healscroll	1
	Mer-kin hidepaint	1
	Mer-kin hookspear	2
	Mer-kin killscroll	1
	Mer-kin knucklebone	1
	Mer-kin lipstick	1
	Mer-kin mouthsoap	1
	Mer-kin paste	1
	Mer-kin pinkslip	1
	Mer-kin prayerbeads	1
	Mer-kin pressureglobe	1
	Mer-kin ragejuice	1
	Mer-kin roundshield	1
	Mer-kin saltmint	1
	Mer-kin sawdust	1
	Mer-kin strongjuice	1
	Mer-kin takebag	1
	Mer-kin thighguard	1
	Mer-kin thingpouch	1
	Mer-kin waistrope	2
	mermaid's purse	1
	mesh cap	1
	Mesmereyes™ contact lenses	1
	metallic A	1
	metrognome	1
	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	1
	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	1
	Microplushie: Bropane	3
	Microplushie: Dorkonide	3
	Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid	3
	Microplushie: Fauxnerditide	2
	Microplushie: Gothochondria	4
	Microplushie: Hippylase	3
	Microplushie: Hobomosome	3
	Microplushie: Otakulone	1
	Microplushie: Raverdrine	2
	Microplushie: Sororitrate	1
	midget clownfish	1
	midriff scrubs	1
	milk of magnesium	1
	Milk Studs	1
	milky potion	1
	mime soul fragment	1
	mimosette	1
	mind flayer corpse	1
	miner's helmet	1
	miner's pants	1
	Mini-Crimbot crate	1
	miniature antlers	1
	miniature carton of clove cigarettes	1
	Miniborg beeper	1
	Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot	1
	Miniborg hiveminder	1
	Miniborg laser	1
	Miniborg stomper	1
	Miniborg strangler	1
	mirrored aviator shades	1
	misfit dolly	1
	misfit hobby horse	1
	misfit teddy bear	1
	Misty Cloak	1
	mixed wildflower greens	1
	Mob Penguin cellular phone	1
	Mohawk wig	1
	mojo filter	1
	mole molé	1
	molotov cocktail cocktail	1
	molten brick	1
	Mon Tiki	1
	monkey wrench	1
	monomolecular yo-yo	1
	Monstar energy beverage	1
	monster pants	2
	moonglasses	1
	moose antlers	1
	moose chocolate	1
	moose thought	1
	Morto Moreto	1
	mother's little helper	1
	mother's secret recipe	1
	motivational poster	1
	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	1
	Mountain Stream soda	1
	moxie magnet	1
	moxie weed	1
	Mr. Haggis	2
	Mr. Joe's bangles	1
	Mr. Mediocrebar	1
	MSG	1
	muculent machete	1
	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
	Mudflap-Girl Necklace	1
	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
	mulled cider	1
	mullet wig	1
	mummy costume	28
	mummy mask	1
	mummy wrapping	1
	munchies pill	1
	Murderer's Punch	2
	murky potion	1
	Muschat	1
	mushroom fermenting solution	1
	mushroom pizza	1
	mylar scout drone	1
	myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball	1
	mysterious chemical residue	1
	mysterious present	1
	mysterious silver lapel pin	3
	nanite-infested candy cane	11
	nanite-infested eggnog	4
	nanite-infested fruitcake	4
	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	8
	nanofiber cloth	1
	Nardz energy beverage	1
	nasty rat mask	1
	nasty-ass club	1
	natto marble soda	1
	natto pocky	1
	natto-infused sake	1
	natural fennel soda	1
	necklace chain	1
	Necrotelicomnicon	1
	necrotizing body spray	104
	Neuromancer	1
	neutron lollipop	1
	New Cloaca-Cola	1
	Newbiesport™ tent	1
	NG	1
	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	1
	Nightstalker perfume	1
	ninja carabiner	1
	ninja crampons	1
	ninja hot pants	1
	ninja mop	1
	ninja pirate zombie robot	1
	ninja pirate zombie robot head	1
	ninja rope	1
	non-stick pugil stick	1
	Nose Ring of Putrescence	1
	note from Clancy	1
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	1
	nothing-in-the-box	1
	nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	1
	Now and Earlier	1
	noxious gas grenade	1
	NPZR chemistry set	1
	Nuclear Blastball	1
	nugget of sodium	1
	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	9
	nutty organic salad	1
	O'RLY manual	1
	obnoxious riddle	2
	obsidian dagger	2
	ocarina of space	1
	occult jelly donut	1
	ocean motion	1
	octopus's spade	2
	odor extractor	1
	off-white paisley oyster egg	1
	off-white plastic oyster egg	1
	off-white polka-dot oyster egg	1
	off-white striped oyster egg	1
	office-supply crossbow	1
	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	1
	oil of expertise	1
	oil of oiliness	1
	Oil of Parrrlay	1
	oil of slipperiness	1
	oil of stability	1
	oil pan	1
	oily boid	1
	oily golden mushroom	1
	oily mushroom wine	1
	oily paste	1
	ointment of the occult	1
	Okee-Dokee soda	1
	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	1
	old bronzer	1
	old coin purse	1
	old eyebrow pencil	1
	old leather wallet	1
	old patched suit-pants	1
	old rosewater cream	1
	old soft shoes	1
	old sweatpants	2
	old-fashioned	1
	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
	olive	1
	olive lo mein	1
	olive stir-fry	1
	one pill	1
	one-winged stab bat	1
	onion shurikens	1
	oozenog	8
	open sauce	1
	opera mask	1
	orange	1
	orange and black Crimboween candy	1
	orange candy heart	1
	orange leather lanyard	1
	orange peel hat	1
	orange popsicle	1
	Orange Star of Sacrifice	1
	orange-frosted astral cupcake	1
	orc paste	1
	orc wrist	1
	Orcish baseball cap	1
	Orcish cargo shorts	1
	Orcish frat-paddle	2
	orcish hand lotion	1
	Orcish meat locker	1
	orcish nailing lube	1
	orcish rubber	1
	Oreille Divisée brandy	1
	original G	1
	ornate ancient cursed chest	1
	ornate ancient cursed key	1
	ornate picture frame	1
	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
	Oscus's pelt	1
	out-of-tune biwa	1
	outrageous sombrero	1
	oven mitts	3
	overcharged El Vibrato power sphere	1
	overcookie	1
	overpriced "imported" beer	1
	oversized fish scaler	1
	oversized pipe	2
	oversized pizza cutter	2
	oversized snowflake	1
	ovoid leather thing	1
	oyster basket	1
	oyster egg balloon	1
	pacification grenade	1
	Pack of Alice's Army Cards	1
	pack of chewing gum	1
	pack of KWE trading card	1
	pack of pogs	1
	packet of beer nuts	1
	packet of orchid seeds	1
	packet of tofurkey gravy	5
	padded tortoise	1
	PADL Phone	1
	pail	1
	Pain Dip	1
	painful penne pasta	1
	paint bomb	1
	painted shield	1
	painted turtle	1
	painting of a glass of wine	1
	pair of bolt cutters	1
	pair of pearidot earrings	1
	pair of ragged claws	1
	pair of twitching claws	1
	palm frond	1
	palm-frond capris	1
	palm-frond cloak	1
	palm-frond fan	1
	palm-frond net	1
	palm-frond toupee	1
	palm-frond whip	2
	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	16
	panhandle panhandling hat	1
	pants kit	1
	pants of the Slug Lord	1
	panty raider camouflage	1
	papaya	1
	papaya sling	1
	papaya slung	24
	papaya taco	1
	paper-plate-mail pants	1
	paperclip	1
	paperclip sproinger	1
	papotion of papower	1
	paranormal ricotta	1
	parasitic claw	2
	parasitic headgnawer	1
	parasitic strangleworm	1
	parasitic tentacles	1
	parisian cathouse	1
	party hat	1
	pasta spoon	2
	Pasta Spoon of Peril	2
	pat-a-cake pendant	3
	patchouli incense stick	1
	patchouli oil bomb	1
	patent leather shoes	3
	PB&BP	1
	peace-sign necklace	3
	peach	1
	peach lozenge	1
	peach pie	1
	pear	1
	pear lozenge	1
	pear supersucker	1
	pear tart	1
	pearidot	1
	pebblebräu	3
	pec oil	1
	PEEZ dispenser	1
	pencil stub	1
	Pendant of Fire	1
	penguin focaccia bread	56
	penguin paste	1
	penguin shorts	1
	penguin skin	1
	penguin skin buckler	1
	penguin thesaurus	2
	penguin whip	2
	penguinskin mini-kilt	1
	penguinskin mini-skirt	1
	pentacorn hat	1
	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1
	peppermint sprout	1
	percent sign	7
	perforated battle paddle	1
	perfume of prejudice	1
	perl necklace	1
	perpendicular hula	1
	pestoblade	2
	pet anemone	1
	pet rock	1
	petit 4.1	4
	petit fortran	1
	petrified noodles	1
	petrified wood	26
	pewter claymore	1
	ph balancer	1
	phase-tuned shield generator belt	1
	phat turquoise bead	1
	phat turquoise bracelet	3
	philosopher's scone	1
	philter of phorce	1
	phish stick	6
	phonics down	1
	photoprotoneutron torpedo	1
	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	1
	pickle-flavored chewing gum	1
	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	1
	pie crust	1
	piece of after eight	1
	piece of wedding cake	1
	piercing post	1
	pile of candy	1
	pile of dusty animal bones	1
	pile of gold coins	1
	pile of jumping beans	1
	pile of loose snow	1
	pile of smoking rags	1
	pile of useless robot parts	2
	pill cup	1
	pimpin' meat hat	1
	pin-stripe slacks	1
	pine tar	1
	Pine-Fresh air freshener	3
	pink candy heart	1
	pink clay bead	1
	pink glowstick	3
	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
	pink plastic baby	3
	pink pony	1
	pink-frosted astral cupcake	1
	pipe wrench	1
	pirate paste	1
	pirate pelvis	1
	pirate shirt	1
	pirate skull	1
	pirate tract	1
	pitchfork	2
	pixel boomerang	2
	pixel chain whip	2
	pixel cross	1
	pixel hat	1
	pixel holy water	1
	pixel morning star	2
	pixel orb	1
	pixel pants	1
	pixel shield	1
	pixel stopwatch	1
	pixel sword	2
	pixel whip	2
	pixellated candy heart	1
	pixellated moneybag	1
	plain old beer	1
	plain pizza	1
	plastic Crimbo reindeer	1
	plastic cup of beer	1
	plastic guitar	1
	plastic ingot	1
	plexiglass pikestaff	3
	PlexiPips	1
	plot hole	1
	plum	1
	plum lozenge	1
	plum wine	1
	pocket theremin	1
	pog #01 (spider)	1
	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	1
	pog #03 (warwelf)	1
	pog #04 (skleleton)	1
	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	1
	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	1
	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	1
	pog #08 (hellion)	1
	pog #09 (pirate)	1
	pog #10 (hobo)	1
	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	1
	pointed stick	2
	pointy mushroom	1
	pointy mushroom wine	1
	pointy red hat	1
	Poison Oak trading card	1
	poisonous caviar	1
	Pokëmann band-aid	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip	2
	Pokëmann figurine: Duck	4
	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	4
	Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump	3
	Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking	3
	Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan	3
	Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap	4
	Pokëmann figurine: Moog	1
	Pokëmann figurine: Nothing	2
	Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu	4
	Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth	4
	Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf	5
	Pokëmann figurine: Twitter	3
	Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite	7
	Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth	6
	polka-dot bow tie	3
	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	1
	polyalloy shield	1
	Polysniff Perfume	1
	pompadour'd puppy	1
	pool cue	1
	popcorn	1
	popsicle stick	1
	pork elf goodies sack	1
	porquoise	1
	porquoise bracelet	3
	porquoise eyebrow ring	3
	porquoise necklace	1
	porquoise ring	1
	portable corkscrew	2
	portable photocopier	1
	possessed tomato	1
	possessed top	1
	potato pistol	2
	potato sprout	1
	potent potion of potency	1
	potion of animal rage	1
	potion of potency	1
	potion of punctual companionship	1
	potion of temporary gr8ness	1
	potion of the captain's hammer	1
	potion of the field gar	1
	potion of the litterbox	1
	potion of X-ray vision	1
	pottery barn owl figurine	1
	pottery club	2
	pottery hat	1
	pottery shield	1
	pottery training pants	1
	pottery yo-yo	2
	poultrygeist	1
	poutine	1
	poutine pole	1
	powdered candy sushi set	1
	powdered organs	1
	powdered sealbone	1
	powdered toad horn	1
	pr0n cocktail	1
	pr0n legs	1
	pr0n m4nic0tti	1
	pr0n stir-fry	1
	pr0n taco	1
	precious piercing post	1
	pregnant gloomy black mushroom	1
	pregnant mushroom	1
	pregnant oily golden mushroom	1
	prehistoric spear	2
	Prelude of Precision	1
	premium malt liquor	1
	press-on ribs	106
	pretty bouquet	1
	pretty flower	1
	pretty pink bow	1
	Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit	1
	priceless diamond	1
	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
	prismatic wad	1
	pristine fish scale	1
	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	1
	probability potion	1
	procrastination potion	1
	Professor What T-Shirt	1
	projectile icemaker	1
	propeller beanie	1
	prosthetic forehead	1
	prussian cathouse	1
	psycho sweater	1
	puce paisley oyster egg	1
	puce plastic oyster egg	1
	puce polka-dot oyster egg	1
	puce striped oyster egg	1
	pufferfish spine	1
	pulled porquoise earring	3
	pulled porquoise pendant	1
	pulled porquoise ring	1
	pulsing flesh	1
	pumpkin	1
	pumpkin beer	1
	pumpkin bomb	1
	pumpkin juice	1
	pumpkin pie	1
	pumpkinhead mask	27
	purple clay bead	1
	purple corpsel	5
	purple glowstick	3
	Purple Horseshoe of Honor	1
	purple pixel pie	1
	purple snowcone	1
	purple-frosted astral cupcake	1
	Putrid Pendant	1
	pygmy blowgun	1
	pygmy briefs	1
	pygmy nose-bone	1
	pygmy phone number	1
	pygmy pygment	1
	pygmy spear	2
	quantum disintegrator pistol	2
	quantum nanopolymer spider web	1
	quantum polarity inducer	1
	quantum taco	1
	quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments	1
	Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit	1
	rabbit punch	1
	radioactive chew toy	1
	rag doll	1
	Rainbow's Gravity	1
	raisin	1
	ram horns	1
	ram stick	1
	Ram's Face Lager	1
	ram-battering staff	1
	raspberry	1
	raspberry beret	1
	rat appendix	1
	rat appendix kabob	1
	rat appendix stir-fry	1
	rat scrapple	1
	rat tooth polish	1
	ratarang	2
	ratgut	1
	ratini	1
	rattail whip	2
	Rattlin' Chains	1
	rave whistle	2
	ravioli della hippy	1
	ravioli hat	1
	razor-sharp can lid	1
	razor-tipped yo-yo	1
	really dense meat stack	14
	Really Expensive Jewelry and You	1
	really really sticky spider web	1
	really sticky spider web	1
	really thick bandage	1
	record of infuriating silence	1
	record of menacing silence	1
	record of tranquil silence	1
	recursive spline reticulator	1
	red and green rain stick	1
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	red blood cells	1
	red book	2
	red box	1
	red button	1
	red China marble	1
	red class ring	1
	red coat	1
	red eye	1
	red gummi ingot	1
	red letter	1
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	red paisley oyster egg	1
	Red Pill	6
	red pixel	1
	red pixel potion	1
	red plastic baby	1
	red plastic oyster egg	1
	red polka-dot oyster egg	1
	red red wine	1
	red rum	1
	red shirt	1
	red shoe	1
	red silk skirt	1
	red striped oyster egg	1
	red velvet cake	1
	Red X Shield	1
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	red-hot poker	3
	redrum	1
	Regular Cloaca Cola	1
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	reinforced furry underpants	3
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	repaired El Vibrato drone	1
	repeating crossbow	1
	respected companion biscuit	1
	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	6
	returned Thinknerd package	1
	reverse-oscillating klystron	1
	rewinged stab bat	1
	rhinestone cowboy shirt	1
	rib of the Bonerdagon	1
	ribbon candy	1
	rice bowl	1
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	ridiculous cocktail	22
	ridiculous earring	3
	ridiculous sandwich	1
	ridiculous sunglasses	3
	ridiculously huge sword	1
	ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon	1
	right half of a heart necklace	1
	right parenthesis	2
	rigid carapace	1
	ring of adornment	3
	ring of aggravate monster	3
	ring of cold resistance	3
	ring of conflict	1
	ring of fire resistance	3
	ring of gain strength	3
	ring of half-assed regeneration	1
	ring of increase damage	3
	ring of teleportation	3
	Ring of the Sewer Snake	1
	ring setting	1
	roasted marshmallow	1
	roboduck-on-a-string	2
	robot grease	1
	robotronic egg	1
	rock	5
	Rock and Roll Legend	1
	rock lobster	1
	Rock Pops	1
	rockin' wagon	1
	rocky raccoon	1
	rocky road ice cream	1
	rogue swarmer	1
	roll in the hay	1
	roll of drink tickets	1
	roll of toilet paper	1
	roller skate decoy	1
	roller skate doll	1
	rolling pin	1
	root beer	1
	rope with some soap on it	1
	rough fish scale	1
	round green sunglasses	1
	round purple sunglasses	1
	royal jelly	1
	royal jelly taco	1
	rubber axe	1
	rubber band gun	2
	rubber gloves	1
	rubber WWBD? bracelet	25
	rubber WWJD? bracelet	21
	rubber WWSPD? bracelet	22
	rubber WWtNSD? bracelet	28
	ruby on canes	2
	ruby W	1
	rum and cola	1
	rum barrel charrrm	1
	rum barrel charrrm bracelet	3
	rusty bonesaw	1
	rusty broken diving helmet	1
	rusty chain necklace	1
	rusty compass	1
	rusty diving helmet	1
	rusty grave robbing shovel	1
	rusty hedge trimmers	1
	rusty metal greaves	1
	rusty metal key	1
	rusty metal ring	1
	rusty metal shaft	1
	rusty old lantern	1
	rusty porthole	1
	rusty rivet	1
	rusty speargun	2
	rusty valve wheel	1
	s'more gun	1
	S.A.V.E. flyer	1
	sabre teeth	2
	sabre-toothed lime cub	1
	Saccharine Maple pendant	3
	sack lunch	1
	sack of doorknobs	1
	Safari Jack's moustache	1
	safarrri hat	1
	safety vest	1
	sake bomb	1
	salacious lychee chuhai	1
	salacious screwdiver	1
	salamander slurry	2
	salamander spleen	1
	salinated mint julep	1
	Salsa de las Epocas	2
	saltwaterbed	1
	salty dog	1
	salty slug	29
	samurai turtle	1
	samurai turtle helmet	1
	sand dollar	1
	sandpaper	1
	sandwich of the gods	16
	sangria	1
	Saturday Night Special	2
	sauce of the ages	1
	saucepan	2
	sausage bomb	1
	sausage pizza	1
	sausage wonton	1
	savory crossbow	1
	savory staff	1
	savory sword	2
	savoy truffle	1
	sawblade fragment	1
	sawblade shield	3
	scabrous seal epaulets	1
	Scalp of Gorgolok	5
	scary death orb	1
	scented massage oil	1
	Schrödinger's thermos	1
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	scintillating powder	1
	scissor duck	1
	scorpion whip	2
	scrap metal	1
	scrap of shadow	3
	scrap of sticky paper	1
	scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker	1
	scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker	1
	scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker	1
	scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker	1
	scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker	1
	scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker	1
	screwdiver	1
	screwdriver	1
	screwing pooch	1
	scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil	1
	scroll of drastic healing	1
	scroll of pasta summoning	1
	scrumdiddlyumptious solution	1
	scrumptious reagent	1
	sea avocado	1
	sea blueberry	1
	sea broccoli	1
	sea carrot	1
	sea cauliflower	1
	sea cowbell	1
	sea cucumber	1
	sea grease	1
	sea holster	1
	sea honeydew	1
	sea lace	1
	sea leather	1
	sea lychee	1
	sea persimmon	1
	sea radish	1
	sea salt crystal	1
	sea tangelo	1
	seal lube	17
	seal tooth	1
	seal-blubber candle	1
	seal-brain elixir	1
	seal-clubbing club	2
	seal-skull helmet	1
	seal-toothed rock	1
	sealhide belt	3
	sealhide buckler	1
	sealhide gloves	3
	sealhide hood	1
	sealhide leggings	1
	sealhide moccasins	1
	sealhide seal doll	9
	sealhide snare	8
	sealhide whip	2
	sealskin drum	1
	seaode	1
	seaweed	1
	sebaceous shield	1
	secret blend of herbs and spices	1
	security blankie	1
	security flashlight	1
	Senior Mints	1
	Sensual Massage for Creeps	1
	sequined fez	1
	Serenity trading card	1
	serpentine sword	2
	serum of sarcasm	1
	servo-assisted exo-pants	1
	servomechanical torsion facilitator	1
	set of jacks	1
	severed flipper	2
	sewer nuggets	1
	sewer turtle	1
	sewer wad	1
	shadowy cat claw	1
	shadowy seal eye	1
	shapeless wide-brimmed hat	1
	shard of double-ice	1
	shark cartilage	1
	shark tooth	1
	shark tooth necklace	1
	sharpened hubcap	1
	shaving cream	1
	sheet cake	1
	shimmering rainbow sand	1
	shimmering tendrils	1
	shin gourds	1
	shingle	1
	shining halo	1
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	shiny hood ornament	3
	shiny ring	3
	shiny stones	1
	shirt kit	1
	shock belt	1
	shock collar	1
	short calculator	1
	short writ of habeas corpus	1
	short-handled mop	1
	shot of blackberry schnapps	1
	shot of flower schnapps	1
	shot of grapefruit schnapps	1
	shot of orange schnapps	1
	shot of peach schnapps	1
	shot of pear schnapps	1
	shot of rotgut	1
	shot of tomato schnapps	1
	shrapnel jelly donut	1
	shredded hellseal hide	2
	shrinking powder	1
	shuddersword	1
	shuriken salad	1
	Silver Bullet beer	43
	silver keg	1
	silver paté knife	1
	silver salt-shaker	1
	silver shotgun shell	1
	silver shrimp fork	2
	silver tongue charrrm	1
	silver tongue charrrm bracelet	1
	simple ancient cursed key	1
	sinewy crossbow string	1
	Sinful Desires	1
	single swig of vodka	1
	single-serving herbal stuffing	12
	sinister altar fragment	1
	sinister ancient tablet	1
	six pack of Mountain Stream	1
	six tiny wedges of goat cheese	1
	six-armed sweater	1
	six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola	1
	six-rainbow shield	1
	sizzling seal fat	5
	sk8board	3
	skate blade	2
	skate board	1
	skate skates	1
	skate skin	1
	skeleton bone	2
	skeleton key	1
	skeleton key ring	1
	skeletortoise	1
	skewer	1
	skewer-mounted razor blade	1
	skewered cat appendix	1
	Skipper's accordion	1
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	skull with a fuse in it	1
	skull-shaped Crimboween cookie	4
	Skully's hot chocolate	2
	slab of sponge	1
	slap and tickle	1
	sleaze nuggets	1
	sleaze powder	1
	sleaze wad	1
	sleazy bindle	1
	sleazy fairy gravy	1
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	sleeping stocking	1
	sleeping wereturtle	1
	slick fish meat	1
	slide rule	2
	slightly peevedbow	1
	slime convention coupons	3
	slime convention flyers	3
	slime convention pin	3
	slime convention swag bag	1
	slime convention t-shirt	3
	slime-covered compass	1
	slime-soaked hypophysis	1
	slimy chest	1
	slimy fermented bile bladder	1
	slimy paste	1
	slimy sweetbreads	174
	slingshot	1
	slip 'n' slide	1
	slow jam collection	2
	Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags	2
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	slug of shochu	1
	slug of vodka	1
	small leather glove	1
	smart skull	1
	smart watch	1
	smashed danish	1
	smiley-face sticker	1
	smiling rat	2
	smirking shrunken head	1
	smoking talon	1
	smoky potion	1
	smoldering staff	1
	smudged alchemical recipe	1
	smut orc keepsake box	1
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	snailmail breeches	1
	snailmail hauberk	1
	snake	1
	snake shield	1
	snarling wolf shield	1
	Sneaky Pete's breath spray	3
	Sneaky Pete's key lime	1
	Sneaky Pete's key lime pie	1
	sneaky wrapping paper	1
	snifter of thoroughly aged brandy	1
	snorkel	1
	snow berries	1
	snow halo	1
	Snow Queen Crown	1
	snowball	1
	snowboarder pants	1
	sock garters	1
	sock monkey	1
	soda water	1
	soft green echo eyedrop antidote	1
	soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini	1
	software glitch	1
	soggy seed packet	1
	soggy wofl t-shirt	1
	solid baconstone earring	1
	solid baconstone necklace	1
	solid baconstone ring	1
	solid gold bowling ball	16
	solid gold pegleg	1
	solid state loom	1
	sonar-in-a-biscuit	1
	sorority brain	1
	sorority girl's box	1
	soul coin	1
	soul doorbell	1
	soul knife	2
	soup turtle	1
	soup-chucks	1
	souvenir ski t-shirt	1
	soy cordial	1
	soyburger juice	1
	soylent staff	1
	space jam	1
	space jam toast	1
	Space Tours Tripple	1
	spade necklace	26
	spaghetti cult mask	1
	spaghetti cult rosary	3
	spaghetti with rock-balls	1
	spaghetti with Skullheads	1
	Spam Witch sammich	1
	spandex anniversary shorts	1
	spangly mariachi pants	1
	spangly sombrero	1
	spangly unitard	1
	sparking El Vibrato drone	1
	sparkler	1
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	spectral jelly	1
	spectre scepter	2
	Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot	1
	SPF 451 lip balm	1
	sphygmomanometer	3
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	spiced rum	1
	spices	1
	spicy bean burrito	1
	spicy enchanted bean burrito	1
	spicy jumping bean burrito	1
	spicy mushroom quesadilla	1
	spicy noodles	1
	spider web	1
	spiked femur	2
	spiky turtle helmet	1
	spiky turtle shield	1
	spiky turtle shoulderpads	1
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	spirit blanket	1
	spirit gum	1
	spirit mattress	1
	spirit pillow	1
	Spirit Precipice	1
	spirit sheet	1
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	sponge helmet	1
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	spooky bark	15
	spooky bicycle chain	2
	spooky bindle	1
	spooky cosmetics bag	1
	spooky eggnog	8
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	spooky felt	7
	spooky hi mein	1
	spooky length of string	8
	spooky lipstick	1
	spooky lo mein	1
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	spooky mushroom wine	1
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	spooky pirate skeleton	1
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	spooky sap	27
	spooky scarecrow	1
	spooky shroomkabob	1
	spooky shrunken head	1
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	spooky stick	1
	spooky stir-fry	1
	spooky stuffing	12
	Spooky Surprise Egg	1
	spooky toy wheel	12
	spooky wad	1
	spooky wooden block	14
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	spring	1
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	sprocket assembly	1
	square CRIMBCOOKIE	9
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	Squat-Thrust Magazine	1
	squeaky staff	1
	squirming egg sac	174
	squirmy violent party snack	1
	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	1
	Stabonic scroll	1
	Staff of Blood and Pudding	1
	Staff of Holiday Sensations	1
	Staff of the Black Kettle	1
	Staff of the Greasefire	1
	Staff of the Midnight Snack	1
	Staff of the Short Order Cook	1
	Staff of the Soupbone	1
	Staff of the Teapot Tempest	1
	Staff of the Woodfire	1
	stained mattress	1
	stainless steel skullcap	1
	stainless steel slacks	1
	stale baguette	1
	stalk of asparagus	1
	stapler bear	1
	star	1
	star boomerang	2
	star buckler	1
	star chart	1
	star crossbow	1
	star hat	1
	star key lime	1
	star key lime pie	1
	star pants	1
	star shirt	1
	star spatula	2
	star staff	1
	star starfish	1
	star stiletto	2
	star sword	1
	starchy crossbow	2
	starchy staff	1
	starchy sword	2
	Steal This Candy	1
	steamy ruby	1
	steely marble	1
	stench nuggets	1
	stench powder	1
	stench wad	1
	Stephen's secret formula	1
	stepmom's booze	1
	stick	8
	stick of "gum"	2
	stick-on mini solar panels	1
	stick-on-a-string	1
	sticky gloves	1
	sticky meat kilt	2
	sticky meat pants	1
	sticky meat skirt	2
	stinkin' bindle	1
	stinky hi mein	1
	stinky mushroom	1
	stinky mushroom wine	1
	stolen accordion	1
	stolen necklace	3
	stolen office supplies	1
	stolen sushi	1
	stone banjo	1
	stone baseball cap	1
	stone frisbee	1
	stone of eXtreme power	1
	stone turtle	1
	stone wool	1
	stop shield	1
	strange cube	1
	strange paste	1
	strange shiny disc	1
	straw hat	1
	strawberry	1
	strawberry daiquiri	1
	strawberry pie	1
	strawberry popsicle	1
	strawberry supersucker	1
	strawberry wine	1
	strawberyl	1
	strawberyl necklace	1
	stray chihuahua	1
	stress ball	3
	string of Crimbo lights	1
	stringy sinew	2
	strongness elixir	1
	studded leather boxer shorts	1
	studded sealhide shield	1
	stuffed alien blob	1
	stuffed angry cow	124
	stuffed astral badger	125
	stuffed baby gravy fairy	110
	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	95
	stuffed Cheshire bitten	127
	stuffed cocoabo	141
	stuffed doppelshifter	1
	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	114
	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	135
	stuffed gray blob	1
	stuffed hand turkey	112
	stuffed Hodgman	1
	stuffed key	181
	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	124
	stuffed Meat	93
	stuffed mind flayer	141
	stuffed mink	98
	stuffed Mob Penguin	1
	stuffed monocle	94
	stuffed ninja snowman	1
	stuffed scary death orb	118
	stuffed shoulder parrot	3
	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	114
	stuffed snowy owl	141
	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	126
	stuffed spooky mushroom	1
	stuffed stinky gravy fairy	116
	stuffed teddy butler	82
	stuffed tin of caviar	98
	stuffed treasure chest	170
	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	115
	stuffed yo-yo	1
	stuffing	16
	stunt nuts	1
	sturdy cane	1
	sturdy Crimbo crate	1
	sturdy sword hilt	1
	styrofoam crossbow	1
	styrofoam staff	1
	styrofoam sword	2
	sub-molecular interocitor	1
	sucker bucket	1
	sucker scaffold	1
	sucker tachi	1
	sucky decal	1
	suede shortsword	2
	sugar banana	1
	sugar cherry	1
	Sugar Cog	1
	sugar lime	1
	sugar-coated pine cone	1
	Summer Nights	1
	sun-dried tofu	1
	sunken chest	1
	suntan lotion of moxiousness	1
	Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword	1
	super ka-bob	1
	Super Magic Power Sword X	2
	super salad	1
	Super Weight-Gain 9000	1
	super-spiky hair gel	1
	superamplified boom box	1
	superheated fudge	1
	Supernova Champagne	1
	support cummerbund	3
	supportive bra	1
	surgical mask	3
	surgical tape	1
	sushi doily	1
	sushi-rolling mat	1
	Swabbie™ swab	1
	swashbuckling pants	1
	sweet mochi ball	1
	sweet ninja sword	2
	sweet rims	1
	sweet roll Alabama	1
	Sweet Sword	1
	sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	7
	swirly potion	1
	Swizzler	1
	sword hilt	1
	sword of static	2
	swordzall	2
	syncopated turtle	1
	synthetic marrow	1
	synthetic stuffing	1
	T.U.R.D.S. Key	1
	t8r tots	1
	Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier	1
	taco shell	1
	tail o' nine cats	2
	tainted seal's blood	1
	Tales from the Fireside	1
	Tales of a Kansas Toymaker	1
	talkative skull	1
	tamarind-flavored chewing gum	1
	tambourine	1
	tambourine bells	1
	tangarita	1
	tangerine	1
	tangle of copper wire	1
	tap shoes	1
	targeting chip	1
	tarnished metal ring	1
	tarnished metal rod	1
	tarrrnish charrrm	1
	tarrrnished charrrm bracelet	1
	tasket	1
	tassel	1
	Tasty Fun Good rice candy	1
	tasty tart	1
	tattered paper crown	1
	tattered scrap of paper	1
	tawdry amethyst	1
	tea for one	1
	teddy bear	1
	teddy bear sewing kit	1
	teddy borg	1
	teddy borg sewing kit	1
	teeny-tiny magic scroll	1
	teflon ore	1
	teflon shield	1
	teflon spatula	2
	teflon swim fins	1
	temporary teardrop tattoo	1
	Temps Tempranillo	1
	tempura air	1
	tempura avocado	1
	tempura broccoli	1
	tempura carrot	1
	tempura cauliflower	1
	tempura cucumber	1
	tempura radish	1
	ten-leaf clover	1
	tenderizing hammer	1
	teqiwila	1
	teqiwila slammer	1
	tequila grenade	1
	tequila sunrise	1
	tequila sunset	1
	tequila with training wheels	1
	terrible poem	1
	that gum you like	1
	The Art of Slapfighting	1
	The Art of Slapfighting (used)	1
	The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones	1
	The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder	1
	The Big Book of Pirate Insults	1
	The Bomb	1
	The Cooler Out of Space	21
	the funk	1
	The Grand Poo-Bah trading card	1
	The Joy of Wassailing	1
	The Landscaper's leafblower	1
	The Legendary Beat	1
	The Lot's engagement ring	1
	The Mariachi's guitar case	1
	The Necbromancer's Hat	1
	The Necbronomicon	1
	The Necbronomicon (used)	1
	The Sagittarian's leisure pants	1
	The Six-Pack of Pain	1
	The Snake trading card	1
	The Spirit of Crimbo	1
	theoretical string	1
	thermos full of Knob coffee	1
	thermos of brew	6
	thin black candle	1
	Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy	1
	Thinknerd T-Shirt	1
	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	1
	third-hand nunchaku	1
	thistle wine	1
	Thorny Toad trading card	1
	throbbing rage gland	1
	throwing bone	1
	throwing fork	1
	throwing knife	1
	throwing spoon	1
	throwing wrench	2
	Thwaitgold ant statuette	1
	Thwaitgold bee statuette	2
	Thwaitgold bookworm statuette	3
	Thwaitgold butterfly statuette	1
	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	8
	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	19
	Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette	6
	Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette	3
	Thwaitgold maggot statuette	18
	Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette	1
	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	18
	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	1
	thyme jelly donut	1
	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
	Tiger-lily's milk	1
	tighty whiteys	1
	Tiki lighter	1
	time halo	1
	time sleigh	1
	tin cup of mulligan stew	1
	tin star	1
	tiny balloon knife	1
	tiny bottle of absinthe	1
	tiny bowler	1
	tiny bust of Pallas	1
	tiny cell phone	1
	tiny costume wardrobe	1
	tiny dancer	1
	tiny fly glasses	1
	tiny frozen prehistoric meteorite jawbreaker	1
	tiny goth giant	1
	tiny house	1
	tiny knife and fork	1
	tiny maracas	1
	tiny Mountie hat	1
	tiny ninja sword	2
	tiny plastic 11 Dealer	2
	tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf	2
	tiny plastic abominable fudgeman	2
	tiny plastic accordion thief	3
	tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart	1
	tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear	3
	tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll	2
	tiny plastic angry bugbear	3
	tiny plastic angry goat	3
	tiny plastic angry space marine	3
	tiny plastic anime smiley	3
	tiny plastic animelf	2
	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	3
	tiny plastic astronomer	3
	tiny plastic Axe Wound	3
	tiny plastic baby gravy fairy	3
	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	3
	tiny plastic barrrnacle	3
	tiny plastic batbugbear	3
	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	3
	tiny plastic beanbat	3
	tiny plastic bee swarm	3
	tiny plastic beebee gunners	3
	tiny plastic Beebee King	3
	tiny plastic beebee queue	3
	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	2
	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	2
	tiny plastic Big Candy	2
	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	1
	tiny plastic Black Knight	3
	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	3
	tiny plastic blazing bat	3
	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	3
	tiny plastic blooper	3
	tiny plastic Bonerdagon	3
	tiny plastic Boris	1
	tiny plastic Boss Bat	3
	tiny plastic brainsweeper	3
	tiny plastic briefcase bat	3
	tiny plastic bugaboo	3
	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
	tiny plastic buzzerker	3
	tiny plastic cavebugbear	3
	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	3
	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	3
	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	2
	tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite	2
	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	3
	tiny plastic cocoabo	3
	tiny plastic coffee pixie	3
	tiny plastic colollilossus	2
	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	3
	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	2
	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	2
	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	1
	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	2
	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	1
	tiny plastic Crimbomination	2
	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	2
	tiny plastic cubist bull	2
	tiny plastic demoninja	3
	tiny plastic disco bandit	3
	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	2
	tiny plastic Dr. Awkward	1
	tiny plastic drunk goat	2
	tiny plastic exo-suited miner	1
	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	2
	tiny plastic Father McGruber	3
	tiny plastic fax machine	2
	tiny plastic Felonia	3
	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	3
	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	3
	tiny plastic fire servant	3
	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	3
	tiny plastic fruit golem	3
	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	2
	tiny plastic fuzzy dice	3
	tiny plastic G Imp	3
	tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick	3
	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	3
	tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers	3
	tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire	2
	tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser	3
	tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester	3
	tiny plastic goth giant	3
	tiny plastic grue	3
	tiny plastic handsome mariachi	3
	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	3
	tiny plastic Hellion	3
	tiny plastic hermit	3
	tiny plastic hobo elf	2
	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	3
	tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear	3
	tiny plastic Iiti Kitty	2
	tiny plastic Jarlsberg	1
	tiny plastic killer bee	3
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter	3
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl	3
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin King	3
	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	3
	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	3
	tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box	3
	tiny plastic leprechaun	3
	tiny plastic levitating potato	3
	tiny plastic lobsterfrogman	3
	tiny plastic Lord Flameface	1
	tiny plastic MechaElf	1
	tiny plastic Mob Penguin	2
	tiny plastic moneybee	3
	tiny plastic mosquito	3
	tiny plastic Mr. Mination	2
	tiny plastic mumblebee	3
	tiny plastic mutant elf	2
	tiny plastic ninja snowman	3
	tiny plastic Norville Rogers	3
	tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy	3
	tiny plastic pastamancer	3
	tiny plastic peacannon	3
	tiny plastic Protagonist	3
	tiny plastic Queen Bee	3
	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	3
	tiny plastic sauceror	3
	tiny plastic scary clown	3
	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	3
	tiny plastic Scream Queen	2
	tiny plastic seal clubber	3
	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
	tiny plastic senile lihc	3
	tiny plastic skeletal reindeer	1
	tiny plastic smarmy pirate	3
	tiny plastic Sneaky Pete	1
	tiny plastic Spam Witch	3
	tiny plastic spiderbugbear	3
	tiny plastic spiny skelelton	3
	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	3
	tiny plastic spooky vampire	3
	tiny plastic Spunky Princess	3
	tiny plastic stab bat	3
	tiny plastic star starfish	3
	tiny plastic stocking mimic	2
	tiny plastic strand of DNA	2
	tiny plastic Susie	1
	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	1
	tiny plastic taco cat	3
	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	1
	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	3
	tiny plastic the Free Man	3
	tiny plastic The Man	3
	tiny plastic topiary golem	3
	tiny plastic trollipop	2
	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	3
	tiny plastic turtle tamer	3
	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	1
	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	1
	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	3
	tiny plastic warwelf	3
	tiny plastic whitesnake	3
	tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer	3
	tiny plastic XXX pr0n	3
	tiny plastic zmobie	2
	tiny shaker of salt	1
	tiny slimy cyst	1
	tiny top hat and cane	1
	tip jar	1
	tires	1
	tisket	1
	titanium assault umbrella	2
	toast	1
	toast with jam	1
	toasted brie	1
	tobiko marble soda	1
	tobiko pocky	1
	tobiko-infused sake	1
	toe jam	1
	toe jam toast	1
	tofu casserole	1
	tofu stir-fry	1
	tofu wonton	1
	tofurkey gravy	84
	tofurkey leg	82
	tofurkey nugget	5
	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	1
	tomato	1
	tomato daiquiri	14
	tomato juice of powerful power	1
	tomb ratchet	1
	tongue depressor	1
	tonic djinn	1
	tonic water	1
	too legit potion	1
	tooth	4
	toothbrush	1
	toothsome rock	1
	top	1
	torn hellseal sinew	3
	torquoise	1
	torquoise ring	1
	tortoboggan	1
	tortoboggan shield	1
	tourmalime	1
	tourmalime tourniquet	1
	towel	1
	toy accordion	1
	toy crazy train	1
	toy deathbot	1
	toy hoverpad	1
	toy jet pack	1
	toy maglev monorail	1
	toy mercenary	1
	toy ray gun	1
	toy soldier	1
	toy space helmet	1
	toy train	1
	toy wheel	12
	traffic jam	1
	traffic jam toast	1
	transporter transponder	1
	Travels with Jerry	1
	tree-eating kite	1
	triangular CRIMBCOOKIE	3
	trilobite candy mold	1
	trilobite fossil	1
	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	1
	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	1
	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	1
	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	1
	troll britches	1
	Trollhouse cookies	1
	Tropical Crimbo Hat	1
	Tropical Crimbo Shorts	1
	Tropical Crimbo Sword	2
	tropical orchid	1
	tropical swill	1
	tropical wrapping paper	1
	trout fang	2
	troutpiece	1
	true grit	1
	tube of cranberry Go-Goo	10
	tube of dread wax	1
	tube of hair oil	1
	Tuesday's ruby	1
	turtle pheromones	1
	turtle totem	2
	turtle wax	1
	turtle wax greaves	1
	turtle wax helmet	1
	turtle wax shield	1
	turtlemail bits	1
	turtlemail breeches	1
	turtlemail coif	1
	turtlemail hauberk	1
	turtling rod	1
	tuxedo shirt	1
	twinkly nuggets	1
	twinkly powder	1
	twinkly wad	1
	twist of lime	1
	twisted piece of wire	1
	twisted-up wet towel	2
	twitching claw	1
	twitching trigger finger	1
	two-handed depthsword	1
	Typical Tavern swill	1
	ultimate ultimate frisbee	2
	Ultra Mega Sour Ball	1
	Ultracolor™ shirt	2
	ultrafondue	1
	Ultrasoldier Serum	1
	unbearable light	1
	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	5
	Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide	11
	Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants	1
	Uncle Hobo's highest bough	2
	Uncle Hobo's stocking cap	1
	Uncle Romulus	1
	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
	uncooked chorizo	1
	underwater slingshot	1
	Underworld acorn	1
	Underworld flail	1
	Underworld sapling	1
	Underworld truncheon	1
	Underworld trunk	1
	unearthed volcanic meteoroid	1
	unearthly onyx	1
	unfortunate dumplings	1
	unidentified jerky	1
	union scalemail pants	1
	unlocked meat locker	1
	unnamed cocktail	1
	unnatural gas	1
	unrefined Mountain Stream syrup	1
	unrequired jacket	1
	unrolling pin	1
	Unspeakable Earring	1
	unstable DNA	1
	unstable laser battery	1
	unstable quark	1
	untamable turtle	2
	unused walkie-talkie	1
	unusual disco ball	1
	unwound clockwork grapefruit	1
	Ur-Donut	1
	urchin roe	1
	useless powder	1
	UV monocular	1
	Valentine	1
	valuable trinket	1
	vampire chowder	1
	vampire collar	1
	vampire duck-on-a-string	2
	vampire pearl	1
	vampire pearl earring	1
	vampire pearl necklace	1
	vampire pearl ring	1
	Van der Graaf helmet	1
	vanilla-frosted king cake	1
	velcro broadsword	2
	velcro ore	1
	velcro paddle ball	2
	velcro shield	1
	vertebra of the Bonerdagon	1
	very large caltrop	1
	very overdue library book	1
	vial of baconstone juice	1
	vial of Gnomochloric acid	1
	vial of hamethyst juice	1
	vial of patchouli oil	1
	vial of porquoise juice	1
	vial of The Glistening	1
	vibrating cyborg knife	2
	viking helmet	1
	vinegar-soaked lemon slice	1
	vinyl boots	1
	vinyl ore	1
	vinyl shield	1
	vitachoconutriment capsule	11
	vodka and cranberry	1
	vodka and tonic	1
	vodka gibson	1
	vodka martini	1
	vodka stratocaster	1
	Volartta's bellbottoms	2
	volcanic ash	1
	volleyball	1
	voodoo snuff	1
	vorpal blade	2
	WA	1
	wad of cotton	1
	wad of dough	1
	wad of slimy rags	1
	wad of tofu	1
	walkie-talkie	1
	walrus-tusk earring	3
	Wand of Nagamar	2
	wang	1
	war tongs	2
	warbear accoutrements chunk	1
	warbear auto-anvil	1
	warbear badge	1
	warbear battery	1
	warbear bearserker mead	1
	warbear bearserker potion	1
	warbear beeping telegram	1
	warbear blizzard mead	1
	warbear breakfast machine assembler	1
	warbear chemistry lab	1
	warbear drone assembler	1
	warbear empathy chip	1
	warbear energy bracers	1
	warbear feasting bread	1
	warbear feasting mead	1
	warbear foil hat	2
	warbear gyro	1
	warbear gyrocopter	1
	warbear helm fragment	1
	warbear high-efficiency still	1
	warbear hoverbelt piecepart	1
	warbear jackhammer drill press	1
	warbear laser beacon	1
	warbear liquid overcoat	1
	warbear metalworking primer	1
	warbear officer requisition box	1
	warbear oil pan	2
	warbear procedural hilarity drone	1
	warbear requisition box	1
	warbear robo-camouflage unit	1
	warbear sequential gaiety distribution system	1
	warbear soda machine	1
	warbear soda machine assembler	1
	warbear thermoregulator bread	1
	warbear trouser fragment	1
	warbear wardance potion	1
	warbear warrior bread	1
	warbear whosit	1
	warm El Vibrato drone	1
	warm mushroom	1
	wasabi marble soda	1
	wasabi pocky	1
	wasabi-infused sake	1
	washboard shield	1
	water pipe bomb	1
	water wings	3
	water-polo cap	1
	water-polo mitt	1
	waterlogged bootstraps	1
	waterlogged crate	1
	Wax Flask	1
	Way More Tears™ pepper spray	1
	weremoose spit	1
	wet stew	1
	wet venom duct	1
	whalebone corset	1
	Whatsian Ionic Pliers	1
	wheel	3
	whip kit	1
	whisker pencil	359
	whiskey and cola	1
	whiskey and soda	1
	whiskey bittersweet	1
	whiskey sour	1
	white belt	3
	white Canadian	1
	white candy heart	1
	white chocolate and tomato pizza	27
	white chocolate chip brownies	1
	white chocolate chip cookies	1
	white chocolate chips	1
	White Citadel burger	1
	White Citadel fries	1
	white class ring	1
	white collar	3
	white hat hacker T-shirt	1
	white lightning	1
	white page	1
	white picket fence	1
	white pixel	1
	white rice	1
	white satin pants	1
	white satin shield	1
	white snake skin	1
	white snakeskin duster	1
	white sword	2
	white whip	2
	wholeberd	1
	Whoompa Fur Pants	1
	wicker shield	1
	wiffle-flail	1
	wild honey pie	1
	willowy bonnet	1
	willyweed	1
	wind-up chattering teeth	1
	wind-up ensign	1
	wind-up meatcar	10
	wind-up owl	1
	wind-up Whatsian robot	1
	windchimes	1
	wine spritzer	1
	wine-soaked bone chips	1
	wings of fire	1
	Wint-O-Fresh mint	1
	witch hat	1
	witty rapier	2
	wok lobster	1
	wolf mask	1
	wolfman mask	29
	Wolfman Nardz	1
	wonderwall shield	1
	wood screw	1
	wooden axe	1
	wooden block	17
	wooden figurine	1
	wooden salad bowl	1
	wooden stakes	1
	wool hat	1
	Workytime Tea	1
	world's most unappetizing beverage	1
	world's smallest violin	2
	worn tophat	1
	worthless gewgaw	1
	worthless knick-knack	1
	worthless trinket	1
	wreath of laurels	1
	wriggling tentacle	1
	wussiness potion	1
	yak anorak	1
	yak skin	1
	yak toupee	1
	yak whip	2
	yakskin buckler	1
	yakskin kilt	1
	yakskin pants	1
	yakskin skirt	1
	yam candy	8
	Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick	1
	ye olde golde frontes	1
	Ye Olde Meade	1
	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	1
	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	1
	Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher	1
	yellow brick road	1
	yellow candy heart	1
	yellow glowstick	3
	yellow gummi ingot	1
	Yellow Moon of Compassion	1
	yellow paisley oyster egg	1
	yellow plastic hard hat	1
	yellow plastic oyster egg	1
	yellow polka-dot oyster egg	1
	yellow striped oyster egg	1
	yeti fur	1
	yield shield	1
	yo	1
	yo-yo	1
	yohohoyo	2
	Yummy Tummy bean	1
	Zim Merman's guitar	1
	Zinc Delta of Tranquility	1
	zmobie	1
	Zombo's empty eye	1
	Zombo's shield	1
	Zombo's skullcap	1
	Zu Mannkäse Dienen	1
	Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used)	2