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Display Case for Mistress of the Obvious (#845708)
This player is ranked #4 for Most Total Items with a total of 19,167,326 items.
This player is ranked #13 for Most Unique Items with a total of 8,598 items.

This player is a member of the clan Noblesse Oblige.

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Mistress of the Obvious (#845708)
This player has 8,598 unique items and 19,167,326 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
"caramel" orange 755
"DEBBIE" tattoo kit 13
"DRINK ME" potion 12,662
"honey" dipper 17
"Humorous" T-shirt 1
"KICK ME" sign 3,088
"meat" stick 4,287
"Remember the Trees" Shirt 448
Überraschthexengebräu 1,244
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 172
1,970 carat gold 1,469
1-ball 3,298
1.21 jigawatts 42
1/6th Pound Cake 684
100-Watt bulb 25
11-leaf clover 1,678
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 2,405
17-ball 1
18-picohertz resonator crystal 69
1952 Mickey Mantle card 1,369
2-ball 1,611
20-lb can of rice and beans 19
25-meat staff 187
3-ball 3,846
30669 scroll 1,818
33398 scroll 4,940
334 scroll 771
37x37x37 puzzle cube 1,437
4-ball 2,495
4-d camera 300
4-dimensional fez 37
4-dimensional guitar 713
4:20 bomb 220
5-Alarm Saucepan 6
5-ball 856
5-hour acrimony 4,025
6-ball 3,096
64067 scroll 222
668 scroll 314
7-ball 5,555
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 797
7-inch discus 23
8-ball 22,944
8-billed baseball cap 161
8-bit banana 223
9-ball 691
99.44% pure math 137
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 54
a bug's lymph 1
a butt tuba 869
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 4
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 8
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 4
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 5
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 3
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) 1
a cute angel 1
A Light that Never Goes Out 90
a little sump'm sump'm 11,699
A muse-bouche 1,273
A. W. O. L. commendation 76
abandoned candy 420
abominable blubber 1,877
abominable snowcone 618
absentee voter ballot 486
abstraction: action 469
abstraction: category 537
abstraction: certainty 80
abstraction: comprehension 13
abstraction: joy 58
abstraction: motion 737
abstraction: perception 677
abstraction: purpose 303
abstraction: sensation 1,069
abstraction: thought 303
Abyssal ember 348
acceptable bagel 969
acceptable mayolus 119
accidental cider 1,742
accidental mutton 30
accord ion 70
accordion file 37
Accordion of Jordion 11
accordionoid rocca 24
acid-squirting flower 2,543
acoustic guitarrr 1,173
Acqua Del Piatto Merlot 1
Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet 1
actual blood sausage 37
actual reality goggles 767
actual tapas 4,469
adder 4,369
adder bladder 14,037
adhesive tape dolly 43
adorable seal larva 1
adventurer clone egg 2
Aerheads 101
Affirmation Cookie 169
affordable teak perch 69
Afternoon Delight 4,669
Agent Corrigan's cigarette 245
Agent Mauve 25
Aggressive Carrot 5,488
Agitated Turkey 69
agnolotti arboli 1,300
agua de vida 1,569
Aiolion 3
airblaster gun 669
airborne mutagen 255
airplane charter: Dinseylandfill 1
airplane charter: Spring Break Beach 1
airplane charter: That 70s Volcano 1
airplane charter: The Glaciest 1
airplane tattoo 1
alabaster bishop 37
alabaster king 27
alabaster knight 17
alabaster pawn 33
alabaster queen 20
alabaster rook 44
alarm accordion 91
albatross necklace 22
Aldebaran sardines 69
Alewife™ Ale 788
Alexy sauce 111
Alice's Army Alchemist 502
Alice's Army booster box 1
Alice's Army Bowman 196
Alice's Army Cleric 101
Alice's Army Coward 137
Alice's Army Dervish 37
Alice's Army Foil Alchemist 6
Alice's Army Foil Bowman 6
Alice's Army Foil Cleric 13
Alice's Army Foil Coward 6
Alice's Army Foil Guard 14
Alice's Army Foil Halberder 7
Alice's Army Foil Hammerman 6
Alice's Army Foil Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber 23
Alice's Army Foil Ninja 14
Alice's Army Foil Nurse 8
Alice's Army Foil Page 7
Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden 10
Alice's Army Foil Spearsman 6
Alice's Army Foil Swordsman 14
Alice's Army Foil Wallman 17
Alice's Army Guard 219
Alice's Army Halberder 237
Alice's Army Hammerman 133
Alice's Army Horseman 169
Alice's Army Lanceman 151
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 273
Alice's Army Martyr 54
Alice's Army Ninja 295
Alice's Army Nurse 411
Alice's Army Page 369
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 337
Alice's Army Sniper 43
Alice's Army Spearsman 168
Alice's Army Swordsman 184
Alice's Army Wallman 276
alien animal goo 2,141
alien autoautopsy kit 499
alien drugs 491
alien force field disruptor bean 77
alien gemstone 110
alien hologram projector 195
alien meat 211
alien plant fibers 153
alien plant goo 430
alien protein powder 45
alien rock sample 134
alien sandwich 705
alien source code printout 46
alien toenails 13
alien zoological sample 105
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig 1
all-purpose cleaner 1,769
all-purpose flower 42
all-year sucker 1
almost-dead walkie-talkie 1,217
alpha-mail pants 669
alphabet gum 1,069
alpine watercolor set 4
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
Amanitee 6
amber aviator shades 47
Ambitious Turkey 1,169
ammonite candy mold 19
ammonite fossil 1,044
Amnesiac Ale 42
amok pudding 593
amok putter 679
Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes 2
amphibious tophat 15
amulet of extreme plot significance 2,538
Amulet of Yendor 2,331
ancient calendar 42
ancient calendar fragment 17
ancient cursed foot locker 69
ancient frozen dinner 969
ancient hot dog wrapper 13
ancient ice cream scoop 1,222
ancient Magi-Wipes 6,666
ancient medicinal herbs 188
ancient oil painting of yourself 12
ancient pills 869
ancient poisoned dart 1,469
Ancient Protector Soda 62
ancient protein powder 2,233
ancient redwood 7
Ancient Saucehelm 2
ancient spice 669
ancient stone fist 1,085
ancient stone head 416
ancient turtle shell 14
ancient turtle shell helmet 6
ancient turtle shell powder 11
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 1,988
ancient vinyl coin purse 7,545
anemone nematocyst 182
anemone sauce 212
anemoney clip 5
angel-food cake 42
Angelhair Culottes 3
Angry Farmer candy 30,669
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 1,969
angry inch 543
angst burger 2,069
animal part cracker 88
anise-flavored venom 17
Ankh of Badahnkadh 115
ankleweights 128
annealed drippy orb 1
anniversary balloon 1,568
anniversary gift box 10
annoying pitchfork 272
ant agonist 1,569
ant antidepressant 17
ant hoe 117
ant pick 775
ant pitchfork 101
ant rake 259
ant sickle 1,559
anti-anti-antidote 30,669
anti-burn cream 24
anti-creep cream 19
anti-freeze cream 13
anti-goosebump cream 26
anti-odor cream 37
anti-pain cream 137
anticheese 5,451
antimatter wad 293
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 28
antique accordion 122
antique beer 88
antique bottle of cough syrup 188
antique bottle opener 61
antique Canadian lantern 57
antique greaves 11,289
antique hand mirror 2,300
antique helmet 2,366
antique machete 174
antique nutcracker beard 31
antique nutcracker boots 30
antique nutcracker cape 30
antique nutcracker drumstick 30
antique nutcracker epaulets 30
antique nutcracker figurine 130
antique nutcracker hat 30
antique nutcracker pants 30
antique nutcracker sword 30
antique nutcracker waistcoat 30
antique packet of ketchup 1,469
antique painting of a landscape 44
antique pair of blue jeans 27
antique record album 237
antique shield 10,269
antique souvenir drawing 38
antique spear 5,416
antique spyglass 20
apathetic lizardman doll 113
aquamariner's necklace 13
aquamariner's ring 20
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 13
arcanoferric housing 12
archaeologing shovel 1
Argarggagarg's fang 1
arm buzzer 24
armgun 3,237
armored prawn 17
around the world 220
Arr, M80 111
arrow'd heart balloon 11
arrowgram 7,222
arrrgyle socks 3,366
Arrrmetia trading card 32
arse-a'fire elixir 9
artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice 319
artisanal homebrew gift package 25
artisanal homebrew sampler 22
artisanal limoncello 420
Artist's Butterknife of Regret 25
Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness 69
Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury 72
Artist's Spatula of Despair 42
Artist's Whisk of Misery 123
asbestos apron 113
asbestos crossbow string 34
asbestos meat stack 223
asbestos ore 670
asbestos staff 62
asbestos stick 49
asbestos sword 189
asbestos sword hilt 69
asbestos thermos 999
ASCII fu manchu 286
ASCII shirt 572
ash soda 131
Asleep in the Cemetery 244
asparagus knife 705
asparagus lo mein 280
asparagus stir-fry 350
aspirin 5
assassin's cheese knife 717
asshat 508
asteroid belt 1
astral mushroom 2,496
astronaut pants 654
Atomic Comic 55
Atomic Pop 669
atomic vector plotter 84
attention spanner 23
attorney's badge 199
augmented-reality shades 4
Aura Libre 42
Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) 1
automatic catapult 169
autumn breeze 369
autumn dollar 191
autumn leaf 777
autumn years wisdom 1,111
autumn-spice donut 669
AutumnFest ale 1,669
auxiliary backbone 111
awful poetry journal 3,915
Aye Aye 37
Aye Aye, Captain 88
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth 73
bätzle 799
baby bark scorpion 6
baby camelCalf 3
baby cuddlefish 37
baby killer bee 7,769
baby oil shooter 37
babycakes 114
backwoods banjo 4
backwoods screwdriver 1,505
BACON 100,000
baconstone 1,753
baconstone bracelet 69
baconstone earring 37
baconstone pendant 469
baconstone ring 157
baconstone-handled sixgun 13
bad rum and good cola 37
bad vibroknife 4
badass belt 118
badass pie 669
badge of authority 93
badger badge 88
Bag o' Tricks 8
bag of airline peanuts 2,210
bag of bones 69
bag of Cheat-Os 3,869
bag of foreign bribes 37
bag of GORF 2,646
bag of GORP 4,569
bag of grain 129
bag of gross foreign snacks 37,969
bag of Iunion stones 3
bag of lard 269
bag of many confections 656
bag of park garbage 89,866
bag of pygmy blood 869
bag of QWOP 2,869
bag of random words 1,177
bag of sausage links 77
bag of unfinished business 6
bag of W&Ws 10,669
bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts 3
baggie of powdered sugar 9,169
baggie of regular-sized tardigrades 311
Baja sopapilla 369
baked stuffing 169
bakelite-covered bacon 75
Bal-musette accordion 37
balaclava 707
balaclava baklava 8,080
balanced antler 37
ball 2,511
ball-in-a-cup 16
ballast turtle 93
balloon helmet 214
balloon monkey 305
balloon shield 88
balloon sword 213
ballpark hot daub 42
ballroom blintz 717
baloney rotgut 469
balsa plank 1,501
balsam barrel 7
bamboo bokuto 396
banana 2,069
banana candle 146
banana cream pie 800
banana daiquiri 146
banana milkshake 180
banana peel 1,337
banana smoothie 1,077
banana spritzer 213
banana supersucker 298
banana-frosted king cake 20
bananagate 103
bananarama bangle 37
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 2
Bangyomaman battle juice 872
banjo kazoo mount 100
banjo strings 2,969
baobab sap 27
bar of freeze-dried water 36
bar skin 13,555
bar whip 161
barbed-wire fence 2,236
bargain flash powder 101
baritone accordion 92
bark beret 13
bark boxers 17
bark bracelet 13
bark rootbeer 137
barnacled barrel 2,394
Barney's rake 3
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 150
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 4
barrel beryl 37
barrel beryl choker 37
barrel beryl nose ring 37
barrel beryl ring 37
barrel cracker 1,284
barrel gun 2,769
barrel pickle 577
barrel-aged eggnog 15
barrel-aged martini 6,381
barrelhead 8
barrrnacle 5,353
barskin buckler 56
barskin cloak 232
barskin hat 177
barskin loincloth 196
barskin tent 220
bartender skull 22
bartender-in-the-box 77
bartender-skull-in-the-box 23
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 1,420
Barulio's bottle 2,169
basaltamander buckler 1
basaltamander tongue 137
baseball 2,180
Bash-Ōs boxtop 17
Bash-Ōs cereal 153
basic martini 1,399
basic meat crossbow 483
basic meat foon 119
basic meat helmet 434
basic meat kilt 166
basic meat pants 101
basic meat skirt 909
basic meat spork 119
basic meat staff 121
basic meat sword 336
bastard baster 383
Bastille Battalion cheese wheel 182
Bastille Battalion control rig crate 1
Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher 137
Bastille Battalion tattoo kit 7
bat guano 3,185
bat haggis 1,054
bat hat 212
bat whip 109
bat wing 7,069
bat wing kabob 700
bat wing stir-fry 469
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 373
batarang 64
batblade 1,988
Batfellow comic 23
batgut 17,288
batskin belt 23
battered Crimbo Crate 15,269
battered hubcap 89
battered old top-hat 3
battery (9-Volt) 43
battery (AA) 77
battery (AAA) 331
battery (car) 37
battery (D) 18
battery (lantern) 81
battery-powered drill 37
Battlie Light Saver 969
bauxite beret 38
bauxite bow-tie 47
bauxite boxers 35
bazooka cozy 7
bazookafish bubble gum 1,377
beach ball marble 13
Beach Buck 832
beach glass bead 1,990
beach glass necklace 458
bean burrito 5,888
beanbag chair 1,713
bear claw 4,469
beard incense 1,253
beastly paste 27
beaten-up Chucks 110
beautiful rainbow 18
beautiful soup 105
beaver punch (cherry) 130
beaver punch (papaya) 181
beaver punch (peach) 142
beaver spear 134
beavermouth 937
bed of coals 101
Beefy Crunch Pastaco 139
beefy fish meat 74
beefy pill 669
beer basted brat 198
beer bomb 7,727
beer bong 1,388
beer cartilage 111
beer goggles 769
beer helmet 1,369
beer lens 4,369
beer-a-pult 5
beer-battered accordion 1,305
beer-scented teddy bear 47
beer-soaked mop 16,640
beertini 816
beery blood 10,969
beet 1
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 56
beggin' cologne 5
begpwnia 2,365
beholed bedsheet 1
beige clambroth marble 11
Beignet Milgranet 177
bejeweled accordion strap 369
bejeweled cufflinks 1,878
bejeweled pledge pin 1,018
belemnite candy mold 8
belemnite fossil 640
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 13
bellhop bell 29
bellhop's hat 1,018
Belt of Howling Anger 15
Ben-Gal™ Balm 6,295
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 3
bent scrap metal 630
berries of suffering 127
berry-infused sake 64
Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog 1
Better Than Cuddling Cake 12,890
Bettie page 19
bezoar ring 21
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 56
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 62
BGE merchandise order form 213
BGE pocket calendar 42
BGE shotglass 269
BGE temporary tattoo 71
BGE tiny plastic toy 212
bi-lateral logic compressor 69
Bicycle 9
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 37
big bad voodoo mask 102
big bass drum 420
big boom 666
big bumboozer marble 9
big bundle of chamoix 42
big dribbly candle 113
Big Punk 246
big red button 169
big red clown nose 1,010
big rock 3,817
big slimy cyst 1
big stick 7,089
big stirring stick 484
big tun 623
bigger stick 854
biker's hat 11
bilge wine 1,926
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 311
bindle of joy 1
bindlestocking 271
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 1,269
birdbone corset 45
birthday candle 1
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 13
bishop cookie 37
Bit O' Ectoplasm 969
Bit O' Quail Spleen 285
bit of clingfilm 37
bit-o-cactus 753
bite-me-red lipstick 5,569
bitter pill 88
BitterSweetTarts 4,569
BittyCar HotCar 7
BittyCar MeatCar 14
BittyCar SoulCar 5
Bjorn's Hammer 45
black & tan 7,669
black and white cracker 22
Black Angus blackburger 9
black belt 877
black blade 672
Black Body™ spray 1,300
black brandy 15
black BRICKO brick 69
black candy heart 34,230
black candygram 6,187
black catseye marble 11
black cherry soda 1,566
black cloak 1,437
black cowboy hat 180
black Crimbo ball 76,969
black eye shadow 5,011
black eyedrops 106
black facepaint 111
black forest cake 4,969
black forest ham 3,233
black friar's tonsure 384
black gallstone 13
black gold 2,337
black greaves 1,469
black helmet 1,193
Black Hole 13
black kettle drum 101
black label 1,128
black lotus 21
black magic powder 880
black mana 91
Black No. 2 16,287
black paisley oyster egg 283
black pension check 11,111
black pepper 2,400
black picnic basket 1,890
black pixel 7,866
black plastic oyster egg 1,292
black polka-dot oyster egg 658
black pudding 12,669
black sheepskin diploma 3,560
black shield 1,227
black slime glob 69
black snake skin 5,969
black snowcone 315
black spot 1,003
black striped oyster egg 325
black sword 1,869
black tear 133
black velvet box 135
black-and-blue light 8,769
blackberry 173
blackberry combat boots 68
blackberry galoshes 405
blackberry moccasins 111
blackberry polite 969
blackberry slippers 103
Blackfly Chardonnay 3,229
blammer 274
blank diary 11
blank prescription sheet 96
Blatantly Canadian 5,350
blended frozen swill 1,404
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 207
blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail 37
blind-packed capsule toy 7,669
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 1,996
Bling of the New Wave 9
Blizzards I Have Died In 69
blob of acid 1,221
blob of Alphredo™ 47
blob of wood glue 144
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 611
Blood 'n' Plenty 269
blood and blood 2,969
blood flower 6,669
blood kiwi 13
Blood Light 620
blood of the Wereseal 1,369
blood roll-up 13
blood sausage 13
blood snowcone 18
blood-drive sticker 42
blood-faced volleyball 3,474
blood-red mushroom wine 62
bloodied surgical dungarees 265
bloodstain stick 1,085
bloodstick 13
bloody beer 21,455
bloody clown pants 2,669
bloody mary 2,169
Bloody Nora 569
blowdart 444
blown-out speaker cone 2
blue canary nightlight 13
blue class ring 74
Blue Diamond of Honesty 2
blue glowstick 14
blue grass 170
blue lava globs 13
blue LavaCo Lamp™ 2
blue mana 1,111
blue money bag 1
blue oyster badge 1,669
blue paisley oyster egg 1,075
blue pixel 2,000
blue pixel potion 669
blue plasma ball 5,013
blue plastic baby 5
blue plastic oyster egg 173
blue plate 69
blue polka-dot oyster egg 948
blue potion 869
blue pumps 22
blue raspberry troll doll 13
blue rocket 111
blue shell 91
blue snowcone 2,800
blue striped oyster egg 2,688
blue suede shoes 131
blue tulip 137
blue velvet cake 47
blue-frosted astral cupcake 1,769
blueberry muffin 3
blueberry-frosted king cake 15
blundarrrbus 63
blunt cat claw 104
blunt icepick 69
Bluzzard 11
bobble-hip hula elf doll 7
bobcat grenade 37
body spradium 206
bodyslam 3
Bohemian rhapsody 260
boilermaker 3,969
boilgun 13
boiling broth 251
boiling hot cocoa 369
boiling seal blood 111
Boletus Broletus mushroom 37
bomb of unknown origin 13
bone abacus 339
bone and arrows 7
bone aperitif 69
bone bandoneon 293
bone bons 1,369
bone broth 21
bone chips 5,376
bone crusher 9
bone flour 13
bone flute 434
bone meal 52
bone rattle 2,677
bone spurs 9
Bone's Farm "wine" 477
boneana hammock 9
bonedanna 6
bonerang 5
Bonestabber 37
boning knife 2
bonsai tree 67
booby trap 269
book of matches 936
Book of Old-Timey Carols 1
Boosty Juice 3
boot flask 37
boot knife 269
BOOterfinger 333
BOOtonniere 37
Boots of Twilight Whispers 9
booty chest charrrm 11
booty chest charrrm bracelet 42
booze bindle 669
booze drive button 1
booze mailing list 11
booze-soaked cherry 19
boozebomb 69
Boozehounds Anonymous token 323
Bordeaux Marteaux 154
borg sock monkey 202
boring spaghetti 361
Boris's Helm (askew) 2
Boris's key lime 169
Boris's key lime pie 257
Boris's ring 8
borrowed time 337
Boss Bat bling 3
Boss Bat britches 1
Boss Drops 4,869
bottle of alcohol 1,558
bottle of Amontillado 8,469
bottle of anís 69
bottle of antifreeze 142
bottle of black cat tonic 2,268
bottle of Blank-Out 1,387
bottle of Bloodweiser 21
bottle of bubbles 9,432
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 1,084
bottle of clam juice 69
bottle of cooking sherry 1,427
bottle of Crème de Fugu 35
bottle of Crimbognac 44
bottle of Definit 999
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 2,500
bottle of drinkin' gas 369
bottle of Evermore 3,669
bottle of extra-dark rhum 21
bottle of extra-strength melodramamine 77
bottle of fire 9,259
bottle of fruity "wine" 110
bottle of gin 19,669
bottle of Goldschnöckered 1
bottle of goofballs 147
bottle of Greedy Dog 69
bottle of gregnadigne 333
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 2,069
bottle of Lambada Lambic 42
bottle of laundry sherry 1,076
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 3,808
bottle of lighter fluid 1,069
bottle of limeade 439
bottle of lovebug pheromones 2
bottle of melodramamine 544
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 4,669
bottle of moontan lotion 21
bottle of norwhiskey 9,869
bottle of novelty hot sauce 196
bottle of Old Pugilist 101
bottle of Ooze-O 1,037
bottle of peppermint schnapps 169
bottle of perfume 44
bottle of Pete's Sake 369
bottle of Pinot Renoir 7
bottle of pirate juice 145
bottle of popskull 2,369
bottle of Professor Beer 111
bottle of Race Car Red 44
bottle of Rapier Witbier 69
bottle of realpagne 484
bottle of Red-Out 713
bottle of rum 30,769
bottle of sake 369
bottle of Sanguiovese 37
bottle of sea wine 1,969
bottle of sewage schnapps 969
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 830
bottle of super-extra-dark rhum 13
bottle of tequila 23,669
bottle of ultravitamins 215
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 669
bottle of vodka 20,400
bottle of whiskey 1,288,969
bottle of wine 869
bottle opener belt buckle 836
bottle-rocket crossbow 6
bottlecap turtle 237
bottled day 5
bottled green pixie 1
bottled inspiration 606
bottled swamp gas 621
bottoms of the barrel 4
boulder 1,377
Boulevardier cocktail 111
bounty-hunting pants 5
bounty-hunting rifle 11
bouquet of circular saw blades 577
bow 3
bow staff 10
bowl full of jelly 1,669
bowl of Bounty-Os 333
bowl of cottage cheese 5,000
bowl of eyeballs 1,369
bowl of fishysoisse 124
bowl of Jeal-O 959
bowl of lucky charms 212
bowl of maggots 734
bowl of marinade 1,117
bowl of mernudo 48,869
bowl of mummy guts 1,969
bowl of petunias 11
bowl of prescription candy 23
bowl of rye sprouts 420
Bowl of Scorpions 457
bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ 9
bowl of topioca 54
bowler 2
Bowlet 269
bowling ball 869
box 3,087
box o' ghosts 1
box of bear arms 4
box of Dweebs 8,000
box of Familiar Jacks 369
box of Gratitude chocolates 4
box of hammers 477
box of hickory chips 15
box of Pokëmann band-aids 1,269
box of sunshine 243,811
box turtle 110
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 194
boxcar turtle 4
boxed autumn-aton 3
boxed champagne 3,069
boxed gumball machine 42
boxed wine 15,137
Boxing Day care package 2
Boxing Day Pass 145
boxing glove 180
boxing glove on a spring 286
boxing-glove-in-a-box 40
Brain Food Pastaco 77
brain preservation fluid 51
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 2,403
brains casserole 470
BRAINS shorts 335
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 4
Bram's choker 315
bran muffin 3
brass abacus 17,669
brass bung spigot 14
brass crank handle 11
brass dorsal fin 16
brass Dreadsylvanian flask 1
brass gear 6,173
brass stinger 3
brass turkey knuckles 37
bread basket 175
bread line 157
bread man 42
bread mold 13
bread pie 37,937
bread roll 137
breadchucks 888
breaded beer 37
breadwand 193
Breakfast Blast wine cooler 550
breakfast mess 6,069
breakfast miracle 237
breath mint 6,669
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 73
Breathitin™ 15
brick 3,197
brick of sand 1,070
BRICKO airship 11
BRICKO bat 396
BRICKO brick 33,388
BRICKO bulwark 6
BRICKO cathedral 4
BRICKO egg 11
BRICKO elephant 44
BRICKO eye brick 1,364
BRICKO gargantuchicken 11
BRICKO hat 183
BRICKO octopus 38
BRICKO ooze 1,038
BRICKO oyster 83
BRICKO pants 107
BRICKO pearl 2
BRICKO pyramid 69
BRICKO python 37
BRICKO reactor 37
BRICKO stud 785
BRICKO sword 46
BRICKO trunk 2
BRICKO turtle 3
BRICKO vacuum cleaner 13
briefcase 4,369
brigand brittle 4,766
Bright Water 122
brilliant oyster egg 337
Brimstone Bludgeon 1
Brimstone Boxers 1
Brimstone Bracelet 1
Brimstone Brooch 1
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 2,892
brine 777
briny vinegar 112
brittle plastic handle 94
broberry brogurt 13
Brogre brolo shirt 1
Brogre brorts 2
Brogre bucket hat 2
broken beer bottle 178
broken BRICKO brick 45
broken carburetor 47
broken cellular phone 3,201
broken chocolate pocketwatch 2
broken clock 177
broken glass grenade 18
broken high-temperature mining drill 1,288
broken skull 1,887
broken sword 1,011
broken warbear gyrocopter 211
bronze 11
bronze breastplate 251
bronze handcuffs 20
bronze polish 561
bronzed locust 777
BROS Energy Drink 1,099
brown crock marble 333
brown felt tophat 1,841
brown paper bag mask 669
brown paper pants 790
brown pixel 144
brown plastic baby 155
brown sugar cane 23,337
browser cookie 2,669
Bruno's blessing of Mars 95
buñuelos Jaliscos 169
bubble bauble bow 453
BUBBLE GUM 66
bubble-wrap simulator 323
bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) 18
bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) 27
bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) 27
bubblegum heart 1,669
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 637
bubblewrap crossbow 37
bubblewrap ore 1,743
bubblewrap sword 137
bubblin' chemistry solution 83
bubblin' crude 4,869
bubbling tempura batter 180
bubbly potion 4,175
bucket of fish juice 1,469
bucket of honey 1,527
bucket of wine 1,769
buckler buckle 6,861
buckyball 1,136
Buddy Bjorn 2
buffalo blade 152
buffalo dime 9
bug paste 169
bugbear beanie 5,039
bugbear bungguard 10,687
bugbear detector 1
bugbear purification pill 888
Bugbearclaw Donut 181
bugged bön±Ã©t 3
bugged balaclava 11
bugged beanie 18
Build-a-City Gingerbread kit 1
Bulky Buddy Box 550
bulky free-range mushroom 4
bull blubber 139
bullet necklace 2
bullet-proof corduroys 280
bum cheek 2,931
bumblebee marble 24
bunch of bananas 167
bunch of sea grapes 1,017
bunch of square grapes 26,169
bundle of "fragrant" herbs 5
bundle of firewood 69
bungle in the jungle 969
bunny liver 144
buoybottoms 1,172
burglar/sleep mask 13
burning newspaper 269
burnt flower 5,146
burnt snowpants 122
burnt stick 942
burrowgrub hive 20
burst hellseal brain 88
BURT 55
Burt's blessing of Bacchus 360
bus pass 767
Bustle Hustler 190
butterfly knife 55
Buttery Boy 37
Buttery Knob 37
button rouge 142
buzzard feather 1,394
buzzing mushroom wine 3
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 57
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. chum 14
C.H.U.M. knife 91
C.H.U.M. lantern 13
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 122
cabooze 10
cactus fruit 1,696
cactus monocle 15
caipifruta 674
Caipiranha 24
Cajun accordion 11
calavera concertina 21
calle de miel 1,808
calle de miel with a fly in it 134
camouflage T-shirt 6
Camp Scout backpack 4
Camp Scout pup tent 2,069
campfire baked potato 13
campfire beans 13
campfire coffee 1,137
campfire hot dog 16
campfire s'more 549
campfire smoke 13
campfire stew 13
can cannon 28
can of Adultwitch™ 169
can of Binarrrca 4,269
can of black paint 69
can of Brütalbräu 169
can of cherry-flavored sterno 69
can of CRIMBCOLA 800
can of depilatory cream 612
can of drain cleaner 432
can of Drooling Monk 169
can of fake snow 1
can of franks 'n' beans 58
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 202
can of Impetuous Scofflaw 188
can of maces 191
can of Minions-Be-Gone 22
can of mixed everything 37
can of Rain-Doh 3
can of Red Minotaur 1,991
can of sardines 10,669
Can of Spaghetto 37
can of spinach 277
can of starch 26
can of sterno 69
can of Swiller 331
can of the cheapest beer 42
can of V-11 7
Can-Can skirt 69
can-can-in-a-can 369
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 1,077
can-you-dig-it? 20
Candicaine 239
candied almond 313
candied bolts 227
candied kobold 6,969
candied nuts 469
candied pecan 22
candied sweet potatoes 90
candied yam pinky ring 13
candied yams 2,069
candy brain 6,669
candy cane 33,888
candy carrot 180
candy carrot cake 137
candy chalk 269
candy cigarette 1,769
candy cornucopia 1
candy crayons 69
candy dog collar 17
candy dress shoes 57
candy drive button 1
candy harmonica 77
candy kneecapping stick 515
candy knife 69
candy knuckles 249
candy mailing list 11
candy mountain oyster 70
candy necktie 1,282
candy skeleton 3,333
candy stake 2,969
candy stick 11
candy UFOs 137
candycaine powder 161
cane-mail pants 44
cane-mail shirt 13
cannonball charrrm 2,838
cannonball charrrm bracelet 63
canopic jar 7,369
canteen of wine 837
Cantelope 4
cap gun 444
capacitor relay 1,869
capped red lava bottle 2
captured boozles 390
Caramel 3
carbon nanotube frame 299
carbonated soy milk 1,200
carbonated water lily 9,535
card sleeve 1
cardboard box turtle 54
cardboard crossbow 180
cardboard katana 444
cardboard ore 1,382
cardboard staff 42
cardboard sword 777
cardboard wakizashi 4,931
caret 37
carnivorous potted plant 42
carob brownies 518
carob cannon 32
carob chunk cookies 2,790
carob chunk noodles 10,069
carob chunks 2,131
Carol of the Bulls 17
Carol of the Hells 17
Carol of the Thrills 17
Carpathian longsword 52
Carpricorn 3
carrot cake 369
carrot cake precipice bar 42
carrot claret 27
carrot juice 42
carrot nose 1,169
carrot-on-a-stick 13
carton of gaspers 531
carton of rotten eggs 7,737
carton of snake milk 969
cartoon harpoon 1,117
cartoon heart 1,582
cashew 88
casino pass 6,717
cast 12,951
cast-iron legacy paddle 69
cat appendix 3,869
catfish whiskers 808
catgut 15,269
catgut taco 38
catskin buckler 156
catskin cap 42
catsup 1,400
caustic slime nodule 11
Caveman Dan's favorite rock 2
celestial au jus 39
celestial carrot juice 202
celestial olive oil 108
celestial squid ink 69
Celsius 233 7
Celsius 233 (singed) 1
Cement Mixer 142
cement sandals 83
censored can label 425
Centauri fish wine 44
centipede eggs 1,869
centurion helmet 13
Cerebral Cloche 77
Cerebral Crossbow 80
Cerebral Culottes 100
chain-mail monokini 145
chainsaw chain 667
Chakra Libre 13
chakra malt 169
chakra sludge 1,535
chakra-mental wine 1
Chalice of the Malkovich Prince 60
chamoisole 2
chaos butterfly 6,599
chaos popcorn 3,969
charged magnet 55
charisma potion 500
Charity's choker 469
Charleston shoes 1
charming flute 116
charpuce jub-jub bird 19
charrrm bracelet 397
cheap Chinese beer 948
cheap cigar butt 1,637
cheap clip-on ninja tie 257
cheap elven gloves 310
cheap plastic blowgun 317
cheap plastic bottle opener 13
cheap plastic kazoo 13
cheap studded belt 10,234
cheap sunglasses 6,699
cheap toaster 35
cheap wind-up clock 1,122
Ched 23
cheer-o-gram 1,137
Cheer-Up soda 19
cheerful antler hat 77
cheerful Crimbo sweater 30
cheerful pajama pants 48
cheesy eagle sauce 117
cheezburger 203
chef skull 69
chef's hat 4,856
chef-in-the-box 404
chef-skull-in-the-box 47
cherry 3,489
cherry bomb 2
Cherry Cloaca Cola 8,755
cherry pie 1,069
Cherrytastrophe wine cooler 640
chest barrel 5
Chester's Aquarius medallion 1
Chester's bag of candy 2
Chester's cutoffs 2
Chester's muscle shirt 2
Chester's sunglasses 1
chewable paper 669
chewing gum on a string 34,222
ChibiBuddy™ (off) 8
ChibiBuddy™ (on) 1
chicle de salchicha 84
child-sized dracula cloak 442
children of the candy corn 2,969
Children's Meal of the Damned 3
Chinese curse words 253
chintzy accordion pin 165
chintzy disco ball pendant 169
chintzy noodle ring 696
chintzy saucepan earring 588
chintzy seal pendant 269
chintzy turtle brooch 684
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 1,215
chiptune guitar 65
chisel 1,744
chitinous pod 46
chlorine crystal 313
chloroform rag 1,247
choco-Crimbot 291
Choco-Mint patty 1,090
chocolate "Phoenix" 577
chocolate bowtie 15
chocolate box 59
chocolate chip muffin 4
chocolate cigar 155
chocolate cow bone 11
chocolate disco ball 420
chocolate filthy lucre 11,669
chocolate frosted sugar bomb 160
chocolate leash 17
chocolate Ogre Chieftain 69
chocolate pasta spoon 1,447
chocolate pocketwatch 2
chocolate puppy 6
chocolate rabbit's foot 48
chocolate saucepan 1,369
chocolate seal-clubbing club 420
chocolate Spider Queen 213
chocolate stolen accordion 1,269
chocolate turtle totem 1,369
chocolate-covered caviar 1,700
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 511
chocolate-covered loofah 58
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 420
chocolate-frosted king cake 43
chocomotive 4
chocotini 20
Choker of the Ultragoth 18
chopsticks 1,063
Chorale of Companionship 7
Chori Zo trading card 4
chorizo brownies 1,996
chorizo taco 5,137
chrome crossbow string 436
chrome helmet turtle 144
chrome meat stack 32
chrome ore 1,569
chrome staff 85
chrome stick 369
chrome sword hilt 455
Chroner 5,953
Chroner cross 4
Chroner trigger 6
Chubby and Plump bar 769
chunk of depleted Grimacite 129
chunk of hot iron 503
chunk of rock salt 5,569
Churchill 808
cigar box turtle 181
cigarette lighter 3,880
Cinco Mayo Lager 23
cinnamon cannoli 69
cinnamon troll doll 12
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 269
Citrus Crush wine cooler 888
citrus-infused sake 8
Clan Carnival Game 2
Clan hot dog stand 1
Clan speakeasy 3
Clan VIP Lounge invitation 2
Clara's bell 15
classy monkey 40
Claw of the Infernal Seal 1
clay peace-sign bead 2,542
Claybender glasses 148
clear Russian 37,937
Climate Colada 17
clingfilm cap 4
clingfilm slippers 3
clingfilm tangle 9
clingfilm trousers 2
Cloaca Cola Polar 3,188
Cloaca grenade 6,200
Cloaca-Cola 20,005
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 869
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 1,132
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 3,444
Cloaca-Cola shield 732
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 369
Cloak of Dire Shadows 16
clock-cleaning hammer 200
clockwork bartender head 90
clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box 1
clockwork bartender-in-the-box 169
clockwork chef head 20
clockwork chef-head-in-the-box 1
clockwork chef-in-the-box 111
clockwork claws 194
clockwork clockwise dome 120
clockwork counterclockwise dome 208
clockwork crossbow 15
clockwork detective skull 60
clockwork doohickey 200
clockwork endoskeleton 117
clockwork handle 51
clockwork hat 13
clockwork key 248
clockwork maid 127
clockwork maid head 72
clockwork pants 17
clockwork pirate skull 25
clockwork rings 184
clockwork rod 123
clockwork shank 70
clockwork sheet 88
clockwork sphere 171
clockwork spine 71
clockwork staff 87
clockwork sword 29
clockwork thingamajig 107
clockwork trench coat 20
clockwork widget 1
cloning kit 427
cloudy potion 3,037
clove-flavored lip balm 669
clown hammer 18,649
clown shoes 2,281
clown skin 4,569
clown whip 1,945
clown wig 4,339
clownskin belt 1,340
clownskin buckler 1,337
clownskin harness 1,337
club necklace 1,072
club of the five seasons 22
club sandwich 24
clumsiness bark 1,369
cluster of hops 1,469
clutch of dodecapede eggs 1,820
coal contact lenses 63
coal dust 190
coal shovel 386
coal snakeskin 447
coarse hemp socks 13
cob of corn 4,069
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 325
Cobra Bowl 13
cocktail mushroom 9,080
cocktail napkin 1,696
cocktail onion 1,062
cocoa chondrule 303
cocoa egg 845
cocoa eggshell fragment 12,977
cocoa of youth 11
coconut shell 12,769
cod cape 11
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 146
Codpiece of the Goblin King 1
coffee pixie stick 142
coffin lid 539
cog 6,699
cog and sprocket assembly 2,552
Coily™ 19
Coinspiracy 1,115
Colander of Em-er'il 3
cold and sour sauce 50
cold cluster 13
cold clusterbomb 7
Cold Fang 1
cold hi mein 337
Cold Hots candy 147,769
cold jelly 111
cold mashed potatoes 5,669
cold ninja mask 639
cold nuggets 2,470
Cold One 2,320
cold powder 669
cold seal sweat 397
cold wad 2,769
cold water bottle 213
cold-filtered water 260
collapsible baton 280
collection of tiny spooky objects 669
cologne of contempt 469
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 55
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 550
colored-light "necklace" 13
colorful plastic ball 3,015
colorful toad 669
colossal free-range mushroom 30
comb jelly 707
combat fan 69
combat lover's locket lockbox 1
Comet Drop 469
Comet Pop 1,669
comfy blanket 3
comfy coffin 206
comfy pillow 51
commemorative war stein 73
communal gobstopper 110
communications windchimes 2,747
complex alien zoological sample 3
complex mushroom wine 50
complicated device 1
complicated lock impression 4
compounded experience 460
Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium 1
Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) 1
compressed air canister 469
compression stocking 631
computronic processing unit 128
concentrated cordial of concentration 666
concentrated fish broth 3
concentrated garbage juice 154
concentrated magicalness pill 999
concoction of clumsiness 88
confiscated cell phone 2,042
confiscated comic book 1,111
confiscated love note 809
confusing LED clock 1,669
congratulatory cake 113
conjured ice cream 142
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 1,288
conquistador's breastplate 2
consolation ribbon 2
Conspiracy™ mascara 4
container of Spooky Putty 3
contract enforcement stick 979
Convincing People You Can See The Future 18
Cookbook of the Damned 54
cookie cookie 88
Cool Brunch Pastaco 26
cool cat claw 117
cool cat elixir 669
cool hot cocoa 337
cool iron breastplate 1
cool iron greaves 1
cool iron ingot 7
cool jelly donut 166
cool mint precipice bar 169
cool mushroom 324
cool mushroom casserole 303
cool mushroom wine 69
cool spore pod 37
cool whip 20,464
cooling iron breastplate 4
cooling iron greaves 5
cooling iron helmet 3
cop dollar 4,673
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 15
copper ha'penny charrrm 2,669
copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet 191
cordial of concentration 441
corked genie bottle 2
corn holder 1,117
Cornbeefadon 77
corncob pipe 369
corned-beef Reuben 164
cornucopia 969
cornuthaum 3,069
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 980
Corpse Island iced tea 369
corpse on the beach 399
corpsebite 337
corpsedriver 349
corpsetini 669
correction fluid 283
corroded breeches 1
corrosive cowl 1
corrupt club of corrupt corruption 1
corrupt club of corruption 1
corrupted bird DNA 38
corrupted data 4,098
corrupted marrow 642
corrupted stardust 45
cosmetic football 882
Cosmic Calorie 2,231
cosmic lemonade 22
cosmic paste 42
costume rental shop 74
costume sword 547
cottage 280
cotton candy bale 888
cotton candy cocoon 1
cotton candy cone 669
cotton candy cordial 25
cotton candy pillow 469
cotton candy pinch 5,269
cotton candy plug 1,469
cotton candy skoshe 103
cotton candy smidgen 1,969
Counterclockwise Watch 1
counterfeit city 27
Covers-Your-Head 1
cow poker 264
cozy bazooka 7
cozy scimitar 7
crêepy mask 1,469
crabsicle 2
cracker 139
Cracklin' Oat Bran 580
cranberries 6,053
cranberry cordial 5,969
cranberry cylinder 169
cranberry margarita (brackish) 21,598
cranberry schnapps 137
crappy brain 1,372
crappy camera 15
crappy Mer-kin mask 1
crappy Mer-kin tailpiece 18
crappy waiter disguise 369
crate of firebombs 1,433
crate of fish meat 1
crayon shavings 869
crazy bastard sword 5
crazy hobo notebook 875
crazy little Turkish delight 17,269
Crazymaker 169
cream of pointy mushroom soup 242
cream pie 1,177
cream stout 753
creamsicle 669
creepy doll head 269
creepy ginger ale 1,169
creepy nursery rhyme 469
creepy voice box 40
creepy voodoo doll 2,269
Crepes a la Lune 337
crident 445
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 50
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 46
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 48
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 72
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 81
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) 1
CRIMBCO lanyard 1
CRIMBCO scrip 5
CRIMBCOIDS mints 337
CRIMBCOLOAF 669
Crimbeau de toilette 150
Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug 14
Crimbo candied pecan 12,000
Crimbo candle 42
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 1,669
Crimbo Carol tattoo kit 15
Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit 15
Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit 13
Crimbo Credit 4,610
Crimbo dog sweater 28
Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head 13
Crimbo Factory surprise box 369
Crimbo fudge 8,800
Crimbo hat 1
Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll 14
Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. 1
Crimbo pants 1
Crimbo peppermint bark 18,337
Crimbo pie 3,536
Crimbo salad 164
Crimbo sapling 1
Crimbo smile 1
Crimbo stocking 1
Crimbo stockings 4
Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer 14
Crimbo sword 1
Crimbo tattoo kit 13
Crimbo tree flocker 14
Crimbo ukulele 13
Crimbo wreath 20
Crimbojito 200
Crimbolex watch 15
Crimbomega drive chain 2
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbonium fuel rod 969
Crimbot battery 537
Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision 4
Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) 1
Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping 2
Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) 1
Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency 2
Crimbot schematic: Big Head 2,180
Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel 192
Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher 152
Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper 2
Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw 1
Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter 82
Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder 269
Crimbot schematic: Crab Core 88
Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso 195
Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer 1
Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head 21
Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun 175
Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun 104
Crimbot schematic: Gun Face 3
Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs 31
Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads 169
Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs 150
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