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Display Case for Mistress of the Obvious (#845708)
This player is a member of the clan Noblesse Oblige.

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Mistress of the Obvious (#845708)
This player has 9,147 unique items and 23,039,466 total items in his/her display case.

  Item Quantity
Franken Stein 1
"caramel" orange 1,669
"DEBBIE" tattoo kit 13
"DRINK ME" potion 25,469
"honey" dipper 17
"Humorous" T-shirt 1
"I survived Y2K" T-Shirt 169
"KICK ME" sign 4,996
"meat" stick 7,820
"Remember the Trees" Shirt 465
Überraschthexengebräu 1,782
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 197
1,970 carat gold 1,526
1-ball 3,496
1.21 jigawatts 42
1/6th Pound Cake 684
100-Watt bulb 69
11-leaf clover 3,369
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 2,528
17-ball 1
18-picohertz resonator crystal 69
1952 Mickey Mantle card 1,750
2-ball 1,726
20-lb can of rice and beans 469
25-meat staff 187
3-ball 4,079
30669 scroll 2,218
33398 scroll 4,940
334 scroll 771
37x37x37 puzzle cube 1,749
4-ball 2,729
4-d camera 300
4-dimensional fez 53
4-dimensional guitar 713
4:20 bomb 493
5-Alarm Saucepan 6
5-ball 2,176
5-hour acrimony 4,025
6-ball 3,348
64067 scroll 222
668 scroll 380
7-ball 5,881
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 797
7-inch discus 23
8-ball 23,813
8-billed baseball cap 195
8-bit banana 223
9-ball 712
99.44% pure math 151
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 61
a bug's lymph 13
a butt tuba 1,269
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 4
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 8
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 4
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 2
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 5
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 3
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) 1
a cute angel 1
A Guide to Burning Leaves 1
A Light that Never Goes Out 110
a little sump'm sump'm 11,699
A muse-bouche 1,277
A. W. O. L. commendation 76
abandoned candy 1,069
abominable blubber 2,947
abominable snowcone 618
absentee voter ballot 869
abstraction: action 469
abstraction: category 537
abstraction: certainty 80
abstraction: comprehension 13
abstraction: joy 58
abstraction: motion 1,037
abstraction: perception 677
abstraction: purpose 303
abstraction: sensation 1,069
abstraction: thought 303
Abuela Crimbo's special magnet 1
Abyssal ember 348
acceptable bagel 969
acceptable mayolus 119
accidental cider 1,742
accidental mutton 30
accord ion 70
accordion file 342
Accordion of Jordion 11
accordionoid rocca 24
acid-squirting flower 2,673
acoustic guitarrr 1,173
Acqua Del Piatto Merlot 1
Acque Luride Grezze Cabernet 1
actual blood sausage 37
actual reality goggles 767
actual tapas 6,669
adder 4,369
adder bladder 15,769
adhesive tape dolly 43
adorable seal larva 1
adventurer clone egg 2
Aerheads 101
Affirmation Cookie 199
affordable teak perch 69
Afternoon Delight 9,869
Agent Corrigan's cigarette 245
Agent Mauve 25
Aggressive Carrot 5,588
Agitated Turkey 69
agnolotti arboli 2,585
agua de vida 2,469
Aiolion 3
airblaster gun 852
airborne mutagen 255
airplane charter: Dinseylandfill 1
airplane charter: Spring Break Beach 1
airplane charter: That 70s Volcano 1
airplane charter: The Glaciest 1
airplane tattoo 3
alabaster bishop 37
alabaster king 27
alabaster knight 17
alabaster pawn 33
alabaster queen 20
alabaster rook 55
alarm accordion 91
albatross necklace 22
Aldebaran sardines 69
Alewife™ Ale 788
Alexy sauce 111
Alice's Army Alchemist 607
Alice's Army booster box 1
Alice's Army Bowman 196
Alice's Army Cleric 124
Alice's Army Coward 137
Alice's Army Dervish 37
Alice's Army Foil Alchemist 14
Alice's Army Foil Bowman 6
Alice's Army Foil Cleric 21
Alice's Army Foil Coward 6
Alice's Army Foil Dervish 1
Alice's Army Foil Guard 14
Alice's Army Foil Halberder 13
Alice's Army Foil Hammerman 6
Alice's Army Foil Horseman 1
Alice's Army Foil Lanceman 1
Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber 69
Alice's Army Foil Martyr 3
Alice's Army Foil Ninja 14
Alice's Army Foil Nurse 11
Alice's Army Foil Page 7
Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden 20
Alice's Army Foil Sniper 1
Alice's Army Foil Spearsman 6
Alice's Army Foil Swordsman 14
Alice's Army Foil Wallman 17
Alice's Army Guard 219
Alice's Army Halberder 237
Alice's Army Hammerman 137
Alice's Army Horseman 169
Alice's Army Lanceman 151
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 564
Alice's Army Martyr 54
Alice's Army Ninja 295
Alice's Army Nurse 411
Alice's Army Page 369
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 337
Alice's Army Sniper 43
Alice's Army Spearsman 168
Alice's Army Swordsman 184
Alice's Army Wallman 276
alien animal goo 2,342
alien animal milk 2
alien autoautopsy kit 499
alien drugs 491
alien force field disruptor bean 77
alien gemstone 110
alien hologram projector 195
alien meat 1,111
alien plant fibers 153
alien plant goo 430
alien plant pod 1
alien protein powder 45
alien rock sample 134
alien sandwich 705
alien source code printout 46
alien toenails 13
alien zoological sample 105
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig 1
all-purpose cleaner 1,769
all-purpose flower 42
all-year sucker 1
almost-dead walkie-talkie 1,367
alpha-mail pants 669
alphabet gum 1,469
alpine watercolor set 4
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
Amanitee 13
amber aviator shades 500
Ambitious Turkey 2,769
ammonite candy mold 19
ammonite fossil 1,193
Amnesiac Ale 52
amok pudding 593
amok putter 679
Amoon-Ra Cowtep's nemes 2
amphibious tophat 16
amulet of extreme plot significance 2,817
Amulet of Perpetual Darkness 469
Amulet of Yendor 2,450
ancient calendar 59
ancient calendar fragment 21
ancient cursed foot locker 99
ancient Elf dessert spoon 33
ancient frozen dinner 1,469
ancient hot dog wrapper 13
ancient ice cream scoop 1,517
ancient Magi-Wipes 7,066
ancient meat 1
ancient medicinal herbs 272
ancient oil painting of yourself 32
ancient pills 1,269
ancient poisoned dart 1,469
Ancient Protector Soda 69
ancient protein powder 6,092
ancient redwood 7
Ancient Saucehelm 2
ancient spice 1,069
ancient stone fist 1,085
ancient stone head 416
ancient turtle shell 14
ancient turtle shell helmet 6
ancient turtle shell powder 11
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 1,988
ancient vinyl coin purse 7,999
anemone nematocyst 182
anemone sauce 869
anemoney clip 5
angel-food cake 111
Angelhair Culottes 3
angry agate 769
Angry Farmer candy 38,669
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 3,269
angry inch 543
angst burger 5,921
animal part cracker 88
anise-flavored venom 17
Ankh of Badahnkadh 115
ankleweights 128
annealed drippy orb 1
anniversary balloon 2,237
anniversary gift box 10
annoying pitchfork 272
ant agonist 1,569
ant antidepressant 17
ant hoe 117
ant pick 1,040
ant pitchfork 101
ant rake 259
ant sickle 1,559
anti-anti-antidote 30,669
anti-burn cream 24
anti-creep cream 19
anti-freeze cream 25
anti-goosebump cream 26
anti-odor cream 69
anti-pain cream 137
anticheese 6,924
antimatter wad 323
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 28
antique accordion 214
antique beer 88
antique bottle of cough syrup 188
antique bottle opener 61
antique Canadian lantern 57
antique greaves 11,289
antique hand mirror 3,437
antique helmet 2,366
antique machete 888
antique nutcracker beard 31
antique nutcracker boots 30
antique nutcracker cape 30
antique nutcracker drumstick 30
antique nutcracker epaulets 30
antique nutcracker figurine 138
antique nutcracker hat 30
antique nutcracker pants 30
antique nutcracker sword 30
antique nutcracker waistcoat 30
antique packet of ketchup 1,469
antique painting of a landscape 44
antique pair of blue jeans 28
antique record album 245
antique shield 10,269
antique souvenir drawing 46
antique spear 5,416
antique spyglass 21
antique tacklebox 4
apathetic lizardman doll 113
aquamariner's necklace 13
aquamariner's ring 24
aquaviolet jub-jub bird 13
arcanoferric housing 12
archaeologing shovel 1
Argarggagarg's fang 1
arm buzzer 25
armgun 3,397
armored prawn 17
around the world 220
Arr, M80 111
Arrow (+1) 7,669
arrow'd heart balloon 11
arrowgram 7,722
arrrgyle socks 3,469
Arrrmetia trading card 32
arse-a'fire elixir 9
artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice 319
artisanal homebrew gift package 25
artisanal homebrew sampler 22
artisanal limoncello 420
Artist's Butterknife of Regret 25
Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness 69
Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury 120
Artist's Spatula of Despair 42
Artist's Whisk of Misery 137
asbestos apron 205
asbestos crossbow 52
asbestos crossbow string 502
asbestos helmet turtle 52
asbestos meat stack 223
asbestos ore 847
asbestos staff 62
asbestos stick 549
asbestos sword 189
asbestos sword hilt 500
asbestos thermos 1,369
ASCII fu manchu 286
ASCII shirt 572
Asdon Martin keyfob (on ring) 1
ash soda 337
Asleep in the Cemetery 247
asparagus knife 705
asparagus lo mein 369
asparagus stir-fry 969
aspirin 5
assassin's cheese knife 717
asshat 508
asteroid belt 1
astral mushroom 2,944
astronaut pants 654
Atomic Comic 55
Atomic Pop 3,869
atomic vector plotter 84
attention spanner 23
attorney's badge 199
augmented-reality shades 4
Aura Libre 79
Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) 1
autocalliope 67
automa-bot parts 10,270
automatic catapult 182
automatic wine thief 24
autumn breeze 1,469
autumn dollar 1,369
autumn leaf 1,069
autumn years wisdom 1,111
autumn-spice donut 6,969
autumnal aegis 69
AutumnFest ale 13,669
autumnic balm 17
autumnic bomb 37
auxiliary backbone 111
awful poetry journal 4,073
Aye Aye 37
Aye Aye, Captain 188
Aye Aye, Tooth Tooth 73
Azurite 2,196
bätzle 799
baby bark scorpion 10
baby camelCalf 3
baby chest mimic 1
baby cuddlefish 37
baby killer bee 8,294
baby oil shooter 52
baby rigging snake 14
babycakes 114
backwoods banjo 4
backwoods screwdriver 1,505
BACON 149,069
baconstone 1,753
baconstone bracelet 69
baconstone earring 37
baconstone pendant 469
baconstone ring 169
baconstone-handled sixgun 13
bad rum and good cola 37
bad vibroknife 4
badass belt 118
badass pie 749
badge of authority 93
badger badge 88
Bag o' Tricks 8
bag of airline peanuts 2,440
bag of bones 69
bag of Cheat-Os 4,069
bag of foreign bribes 884
bag of GORF 3,437
bag of GORP 5,637
bag of grain 129
bag of gross foreign snacks 42,969
bag of Iunion stones 3
bag of lard 269
bag of many confections 877
bag of park garbage 102,305
bag of pygmy blood 869
bag of QWOP 9,669
bag of random words 1,469
bag of sausage links 77
bag of unfinished business 17
bag of W&Ws 16,669
bagged Cargo Cultist Shorts 3
baggie of powdered sugar 10,269
baggie of regular-sized tardigrades 311
Baja sopapilla 423
baked stuffing 169
baked veggie ricotta casserole 13
bakelite-covered bacon 420
Bal-musette accordion 37
balaclava 707
balaclava baklava 8,580
balanced antler 40
ball 2,511
ball-in-a-cup 16
ballast turtle 93
balloon helmet 214
balloon monkey 305
balloon shield 88
balloon sword 213
ballpark hot daub 42
ballroom blintz 1,442
baloney rotgut 469
balsa plank 1,501
balsam barrel 13
bamboo bokuto 396
banana 2,069
banana candle 1,769
banana cream pie 837
banana daiquiri 146
banana milkshake 180
banana peel 1,337
banana smoothie 1,577
banana split 369
banana spritzer 213
banana supersucker 314
banana-frosted king cake 20
bananagate 147
bananarama bangle 37
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 2
Bangyomaman battle juice 1,588
banjo kazoo mount 100
banjo strings 2,969
baobab sap 27
bar of freeze-dried water 737
bar skin 14,069
bar whip 161
barbed-wire fence 2,568
bargain flash powder 101
baritone accordion 92
bark beret 13
bark boxers 17
bark bracelet 13
bark rootbeer 137
barnacle-encrusted sweater 27
barnacled barrel 2,397
Barney's rake 3
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 168
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 4
barrel beryl 37
barrel beryl choker 37
barrel beryl nose ring 37
barrel beryl ring 37
barrel cracker 1,384
barrel gun 2,769
barrel pickle 727
barrel-aged eggnog 15
barrel-aged martini 9,448
barrelhead 8
barrrnacle 5,786
barskin buckler 56
barskin cloak 232
barskin hat 177
barskin loincloth 196
barskin tent 220
bartender skull 22
bartender-in-the-box 77
bartender-skull-in-the-box 23
Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler 1,420
Barulio's bottle 2,169
basaltamander buckler 3
basaltamander tongue 190
baseball 8,301
Bash-Ōs boxtop 17
Bash-Ōs cereal 853
basic martini 1,399
basic meat crossbow 483
basic meat fez 288
basic meat foon 119
basic meat helmet 434
basic meat kilt 166
basic meat pants 354
basic meat skirt 909
basic meat spork 119
basic meat staff 121
basic meat sword 336
bastard baster 1,069
Bastille Battalion cheese wheel 221
Bastille Battalion control rig crate 1
Bastille Battalion control rig loaner voucher 137
Bastille Battalion tattoo kit 355
bat guano 3,185
bat haggis 1,590
bat hat 212
bat whip 414
bat wing 7,676
bat wing kabob 790
bat wing stir-fry 1,430
bat-ass leather jacket 29
bat-shaped Crimboween cookie 1,685
batarang 1,900
batblade 3,692
Batfellow comic 23
batgut 20,103
batskin belt 23
battered Crimbo Crate 15,869
battered hubcap 134
battered old top-hat 3
battery (9-Volt) 43
battery (AA) 77
battery (AAA) 399
battery (car) 538
battery (D) 18
battery (lantern) 81
battery-powered drill 37
Battlie Light Saver 1,011
bauxite beret 57
bauxite bow-tie 60
bauxite boxers 51
bazooka cozy 11
bazookafish bubble gum 4,303
beach ball marble 13
Beach Buck 1,232
beach glass bead 2,090
beach glass necklace 458
bean burrito 5,888
beanbag chair 1,713
bear claw 4,469
beard incense 1,253
beastly paste 169
beaten-up Chucks 110
beautiful rainbow 19
beautiful soup 105
beaver punch (cherry) 137
beaver punch (papaya) 188
beaver punch (peach) 142
beaver spear 134
beavermouth 937
bed of coals 101
Beefy Crunch Pastaco 169
beefy fish meat 420
beefy pill 669
beer basted brat 198
beer bomb 7,727
beer bong 1,442
beer cartilage 111
beer goggles 776
beer helmet 2,819
beer lens 13,135
beer-a-pult 46
beer-battered accordion 1,305
beer-scented teddy bear 47
beer-soaked mop 21,169
beertini 816
beery blood 10,969
beet 1
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 56
beetle antenna 42
beggin' cologne 42
begpwnia 3,669
beholed bedsheet 369
beige clambroth marble 11
Beignet Milgranet 289
bejeweled accordion strap 369
bejeweled cufflinks 1,878
bejeweled pledge pin 1,052
belemnite candy mold 8
belemnite fossil 640
bell-shaped Crimbo cookie 2,000
bellhop bell 29
bellhop's hat 1,018
Belt of Howling Anger 15
Ben-Gal™ Balm 6,295
Benetton's Medley of Diversity 3
bent scrap metal 1,169
berries of suffering 127
berry-infused sake 64
Better Shrooms and Gardens catalog 1
Better Than Cuddling Cake 13,890
Bettie page 19
bezoar ring 22
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 56
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 62
BGE merchandise order form 213
BGE pocket calendar 46
BGE shotglass 269
BGE temporary tattoo 71
BGE tiny plastic toy 212
bi-lateral logic compressor 69
Bicycle 9
Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook 37
big bad voodoo mask 102
big bass drum 770
big boom 666
big bumboozer marble 9
big bundle of chamoix 62
big dribbly candle 163
big hot pepper 2,099
Big Punk 246
big red button 169
big red clown nose 1,752
big rock 3,817
big slimy cyst 278
big stick 7,089
big stirring stick 484
big tun 720
bigger stick 854
biker's hat 11
bilge wine 2,221
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 311
bindle of joy 1
bindlestocking 271
biomechanical crimborg helmet 1
biomechanical crimborg leg armor 1
bird rib 1,341
birdbone corset 51
birdybug antenna 3
birthday candle 1
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 13
bishop cookie 37
Bit O' Ectoplasm 4,188
Bit O' Quail Spleen 299
bit of clingfilm 37
bit-o-cactus 1,625
bite-me-red lipstick 5,569
bitter pill 88
BitterSweetTarts 4,569
BittyCar HotCar 7
BittyCar MeatCar 14
BittyCar SoulCar 6
Bjorn's Hammer 45
black & tan 8,669
Black and White Apron Enrollment Form 2
Black and White Apron Meal Kit 69
black and white cracker 37
Black Angus blackburger 9
black belt 877
black blade 672
Black Body™ spray 1,300
black brandy 15
black BRICKO brick 69
black candy heart 36,561
black candygram 6,189
black catseye marble 11
black cherry soda 1,736
black cloak 1,819
black cowboy hat 180
black Crimbo ball 77,830
black eye shadow 6,374
black eyedrops 106
black facepaint 111
black forest cake 4,969
black forest ham 4,237
black friar's tonsure 484
black gallstone 13
black gold 2,570
black greaves 1,672
black helmet 1,353
Black Hole 13
black kettle drum 101
black label 1,379
black lotus 113
black magic powder 6,269
black mana 96
Black No. 2 18,181
black paisley oyster egg 376
black pension check 15,769
black pepper 2,400
black picnic basket 2,070
black pixel 7,866
black plastic oyster egg 1,425
black polka-dot oyster egg 829
black pudding 13,669
black sheepskin diploma 3,560
black shield 1,419
black slime glob 80
black snake skin 7,154
black snowcone 385
black spot 1,369
black striped oyster egg 548
black sword 1,869
black tear 1,101
black velvet box 135
black-and-blue light 11,128
blackberry 15,669
blackberry combat boots 68
blackberry galoshes 541
blackberry moccasins 111
blackberry polite 7,969
blackberry slippers 103
Blackfly Chardonnay 5,460
blammer 274
blank diary 12
blank fudge mold 3
blank prescription sheet 437
Blatantly Canadian 7,250
blended frozen swill 1,404
blended frozen swill with a fly in it 299
blessed rustproof +2 gray dragon scale mail 37
blind-packed capsule toy 11,699
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 1,996
Bling of the New Wave 9
Blizzards I Have Died In 69
blob of acid 1,502
blob of Alphredo™ 69
blob of wood glue 144
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 1,842
Blood 'n' Plenty 269
blood and blood 3,969
blood flower 13,469
blood kiwi 13
Blood Light 620
blood of the Wereseal 1,369
blood roll-up 13
blood sausage 13
blood snowcone 18
blood-drive sticker 42
blood-faced volleyball 3,777
blood-red mushroom wine 62
blood-soaked sponge cake 52
bloodied surgical dungarees 265
bloodstain stick 1,085
bloodstick 13
bloody beer 22,025
bloody clown pants 5,099
bloody mary 2,669
Bloody Nora 569
blowdart 444
blown-out speaker cone 2
blue canary nightlight 13
blue class ring 81
Blue Diamond of Honesty 2
blue glowstick 14
blue grass 170
blue lava globs 13
blue LavaCo Lamp™ 2
blue mana 1,869
blue money bag 1
blue oyster badge 2,069
blue paisley oyster egg 1,143
blue pixel 6,500
blue pixel potion 1,369
blue plasma ball 5,013
blue plastic baby 6
blue plastic oyster egg 330
blue plate 69
blue polka-dot oyster egg 1,218
blue potion 869
blue pumps 22
blue raspberry troll doll 13
blue rocket 3,111
blue shell 91
blue snowcone 2,969
blue striped oyster egg 3,624
blue suede shoes 131
blue tulip 152
blue velvet cake 47
blue-frosted astral cupcake 1,869
blueberry muffin 4
blueberry-frosted king cake 15
blundarrrbus 63
blunt cat claw 104
blunt icepick 69
Bluzzard 11
bobble-hip hula elf doll 7
bobcat grenade 87
body spradium 326
bodyslam 3
Bohemian rhapsody 300
boilermaker 4,369
boilgun 13
boiling broth 2,269
boiling hot cocoa 666
boiling seal blood 111
bolder boulder 1
Boletus Broletus mushroom 37
Boltsmann ID badge 19
bomb of unknown origin 13
bone abacus 339
bone and arrows 7
bone aperitif 69
bone bandoneon 420
bone bons 1,869
bone broth 21
bone chips 8,169
bone collar 69
bone crusher 9
bone flour 13
bone flute 434
bone meal 52
bone rattle 2,677
bone spurs 9
Bone's Farm "wine" 477
boneana hammock 9
bonedanna 6
bonerang 5
Bonestabber 37
boning knife 2
bonsai tree 75
booby trap 269
book of facts 2
book of facts (dog-eared) 1
book of matches 1,536
Book of Old-Timey Carols 1
Boosty Juice 4
boot flask 37
boot knife 269
BOOterfinger 333
BOOtonniere 69
Boots of Twilight Whispers 9
booty chest charrrm 100
booty chest charrrm bracelet 42
booze bindle 9,141
booze drive button 1
booze mailing list 11
booze-soaked cherry 19
boozebomb 137
Boozehounds Anonymous token 323
Bordeaux Marteaux 303
borg sock monkey 202
boring spaghetti 361
Boris's beer 169
Boris's bread 269
Boris's Helm (askew) 2
Boris's key lime 169
Boris's key lime pie 257
Boris's ring 8
borrowed time 826
Boss Bat bling 3
Boss Bat britches 1
Boss Drops 4,869
bottle of alcohol 1,969
bottle of Amontillado 9,069
bottle of anís 69
bottle of antifreeze 142
bottle of black cat tonic 2,369
bottle of Blank-Out 1,387
bottle of Bloodweiser 21
bottle of bubbles 10,101
bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon 469
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 6,169
bottle of clam juice 69
bottle of Cochon Noir 2
bottle of cooking sherry 1,427
bottle of Crème de Fugu 35
bottle of Crimbognac 44
bottle of dark rhum 37
bottle of Definit 3,169
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 6,906
bottle of drinkin' gas 369
bottle of Evermore 4,089
bottle of extra-dark rhum 21
bottle of extra-strength melodramamine 77
bottle of fire 10,169
bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA 111
bottle of fruity "wine" 110
bottle of gin 19,669
bottle of Goldschnöckered 1
bottle of goofballs 181
bottle of Greedy Dog 69
bottle of gregnadigne 696
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 3,869
bottle of Lambada Lambic 42
bottle of laundry sherry 2,969
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 6,069
bottle of lighter fluid 1,069
bottle of limeade 2,769
bottle of lovebug pheromones 2
bottle of melodramamine 544
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 4,669
bottle of moontan lotion 21
bottle of Mystic Shell 288
bottle of norwhiskey 14,569
bottle of novelty hot sauce 196
bottle of Old Pugilist 111
bottle of Ooze-O 1,037
bottle of peppermint schnapps 169
bottle of perfume 44
bottle of Pete's Sake 369
bottle of Pinot Renoir 7
bottle of pirate juice 145
bottle of popskull 2,469
bottle of Professor Beer 111
bottle of Race Car Red 44
bottle of Rapier Witbier 69
bottle of realpagne 688
bottle of Red-Out 713
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 111
bottle of rum 30,769
bottle of sake 369
bottle of Sanguiovese 37
bottle of sea wine 16,669
bottle of sewage schnapps 969
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 837
bottle of super-extra-dark rhum 13
bottle of tequila 24,669
bottle of ultravitamins 215
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 669
bottle of vodka 20,400
bottle of whiskey 1,355,969
bottle of wine 1,969
bottle opener belt buckle 836
bottle-rocket crossbow 6
bottlecap turtle 237
bottled day 5
bottled green pixie 1
bottled inspiration 808
bottled swamp gas 969
bottled Vampire Vintner 1
bottoms of the barrel 4
boulder 1,377
Boulevardier cocktail 111
bounty-hunting pants 5
bounty-hunting rifle 11
bouquet of circular saw blades 2,788
bow 3
bow staff 10
bowl full of jelly 2,669
bowl of Bounty-Os 333
bowl of cottage cheese 16,537
bowl of eyeballs 3,669
bowl of fishysoisse 124
bowl of Jeal-O 2,088
bowl of lucky charms 348
bowl of maggots 1,669
bowl of marinade 1,117
bowl of mernudo 48,869
bowl of mummy guts 1,969
bowl of petunias 28
bowl of prescription candy 43
bowl of rye sprouts 420
Bowl of Scorpions 457
bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ 9
bowl of topioca 54
bowlegged pants 1
bowler 2
Bowlet 269
bowling ball 1,149
box 3,487
box o' ghosts 1
box of bear arms 4
box of Dweebs 13,111
box of Familiar Jacks 2,088
box of Gratitude chocolates 4
box of hammers 477
box of hickory chips 15
box of Pokëmann band-aids 1,288
box of sunshine 349,590
box turtle 156
box-in-the-box 14
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 194
boxcar turtle 4
boxed Apriling band helmet 1
boxed august scepter 2
boxed autumn-aton 3
boxed champagne 6,969
boxed gumball machine 42
boxed wine 15,137
Boxing Day care package 2
Boxing Day Pass 221
boxing glove 180
boxing glove on a spring 286
boxing-glove-in-a-box 40
Brain Food Pastaco 77
brain preservation fluid 51
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 2,403
brains casserole 470
BRAINS shorts 335
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 4
brainy skull 127
Bram's choker 315
bran muffin 4
brand new key 735
brass abacus 18,159
brass bung spigot 14
brass crank handle 11
brass dorsal fin 16
brass Dreadsylvanian flask 1
brass gear 6,843
brass stinger 3
brass turkey knuckles 37
bread basket 286
bread line 157
bread man 242
bread mold 13
bread pie 38,337
bread roll 137
breadchucks 888
breaded beer 37
breadwand 193
Breakfast Blast wine cooler 893
breakfast mess 12,196
breakfast miracle 300
breath mint 10,888
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 80
Breathitin™ 32
brick 3,197
brick of sand 1,070
BRICKO airship 11
BRICKO bat 396
BRICKO brick 76,990
BRICKO bulwark 6
BRICKO cathedral 4
BRICKO egg 11
BRICKO elephant 44
BRICKO eye brick 3,076
BRICKO gargantuchicken 11
BRICKO hat 183
BRICKO octopus 38
BRICKO ooze 1,038
BRICKO oyster 83
BRICKO pants 107
BRICKO pearl 2
BRICKO pyramid 69
BRICKO python 37
BRICKO reactor 37
BRICKO stud 785
BRICKO sword 46
BRICKO trunk 2
BRICKO turtle 3
BRICKO vacuum cleaner 13
briefcase 4,369
brigand brittle 4,766
Bright Water 122
brilliant oyster egg 969
Brimstone Bludgeon 1
Brimstone Boxers 1
Brimstone Bracelet 1
Brimstone Brooch 1
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 3,890
brine 777
briny vinegar 112
brittle plastic handle 94
broberry brogurt 13
brocolate brogurt 26
Brogre brolo shirt 2
Brogre brorts 2
Brogre bucket hat 2
broken beer bottle 169
broken BRICKO brick 45
broken carburetor 47
broken cellular phone 3,201
broken chocolate pocketwatch 4
broken clock 177
broken glass grenade 37
broken high-temperature mining drill 1,288
broken skull 1,887
broken sword 1,011
broken warbear gyrocopter 211
bronze 11
bronze breastplate 251
bronze handcuffs 20
bronze polish 561
bronzed locust 1,397
BROS Energy Drink 1,549
brown crock marble 333
brown felt tophat 2,041
brown paper bag mask 697
brown paper pants 2,213
brown pirate pants 23
brown pixel 177
brown plastic baby 155
brown sugar cane 24,737
browser cookie 10,769
Bruno's blessing of Mars 95
buñuelos Jaliscos 229
bubble bauble bow 453
BUBBLE GUM 842
bubble-wrap simulator 323
bubble-wrap simulator (half broken) 18
bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) 27
bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) 27
bubblegum heart 8,669
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 637
bubblewrap crossbow 37
bubblewrap ore 5,515
bubblewrap staff 184
bubblewrap sword 137
bubblin' chemistry solution 83
bubblin' crude 5,469
bubbling tempura batter 193
bubbly potion 6,969
bucket of fish juice 1,469
bucket of honey 1,527
bucket of wine 1,769
buckler buckle 6,861
buckyball 3,637
Buddy Bjorn 3
buffalo blade 152
buffalo dime 9
buffed alien drugs 11
bug juice 269
bug paste 169
bugbear beanie 5,039
bugbear bungguard 10,687
bugbear detector 1
bugbear purification pill 1,037
Bugbearclaw Donut 181
bugged bön±Ã©t 614
bugged balaclava 897
bugged beanie 169
Build-a-City Gingerbread kit 1
Bulky Buddy Box 570
bulky free-range mushroom 4
bull blubber 139
bullet necklace 23
bullet-proof corduroys 552
bum cheek 4,331
bumblebee marble 24
bunch of bananas 178
bunch of sea grapes 1,301
bunch of square grapes 77,282
bundle of "fragrant" herbs 5
bundle of firewood 69
bungle in the jungle 1,047
bunny liver 314
buoybottoms 1,172
burglar/sleep mask 13
burning newspaper 2,219
burnt flower 5,146
burnt snowpants 141
burnt stick 942
burrowgrub hive 20
burst hellseal brain 88
BURT 55
Burt's blessing of Bacchus 360
bus pass 767
Bustle Hustler 190
butterfly knife 108
Buttery Boy 37
Buttery Knob 37
button rouge 142
buzzard feather 1,394
buzzing mushroom wine 42
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 57
C.B.F.G. 1
C.H.U.M. chum 14
C.H.U.M. knife 91
C.H.U.M. lantern 13
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 122
cabooze 38
cactus fruit 1,696
cactus monocle 15
caipifruta 674
Caipiranha 24
Cajun accordion 11
calavera concertina 21
calle de miel 1,808
calle de miel with a fly in it 134
Calzone of Legend 17
camouflage T-shirt 6
Camp Scout backpack 5
Camp Scout pup tent 2,069
campfire baked potato 13
campfire beans 113
campfire coffee 1,137
campfire hot dog 16
campfire s'more 549
campfire smoke 13
campfire stew 13
can cannon 28
can of Adultwitch™ 269
can of Binarrrca 5,669
can of black paint 69
can of Brütalbräu 169
can of cherry-flavored sterno 69
can of CRIMBCOLA 800
can of depilatory cream 637
can of drain cleaner 1,222
can of Drooling Monk 169
can of fake snow 4
can of franks 'n' beans 58
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 322
can of Impetuous Scofflaw 188
can of maces 191
can of Minions-Be-Gone 29
can of mixed everything 42
can of Rain-Doh 3
can of Red Minotaur 1,991
can of sardines 18,024
Can of Spaghetto 37
can of spinach 377
can of starch 26
can of sterno 69
can of Swiller 331
can of the cheapest beer 42
can of V-11 7
can opener 23
Can-Can skirt 69
can-can-in-a-can 369
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 3,469
can-you-dig-it? 20
Candicaine 239
candied almond 313
candied bolts 227
candied kobold 7,269
candied lime 420
candied nuts 469
candied pecan 22
candied sweet potatoes 90
candied yam pinky ring 13
candied yams 4,420
Candy Alexander 169
candy brain 6,669
candy cane 33,888
candy cane candygram 16
candy carrot 180
candy carrot cake 137
candy chalk 269
candy cigarette 1,769
candy cornucopia 1
candy crayons 69
candy dog collar 17
candy dress shoes 57
candy drive button 1
candy harmonica 77
candy kneecapping stick 515
candy knife 69
candy knuckles 249
candy mailing list 11
candy mountain oyster 169
candy necktie 1,282
candy skeleton 5,333
candy stake 5,637
candy stick 11
candy UFOs 137
candycaine powder 561
cane-mail pants 44
cane-mail shirt 13
cannonball charrrm 2,838
cannonball charrrm bracelet 63
cannonbomb 75
canopic jar 7,649
canteen of eggnog 244
canteen of wine 857
Cantelope 6
cap gun 444
capacitor relay 1,869
capped blue lava bottle 11
capped green lava bottle 11
capped red lava bottle 3
captured boozles 1,900
Caramel 3
carbon nanotube frame 301
carbonated soy milk 1,200
carbonated water lily 15,269
card sleeve 1
cardboard box turtle 54
cardboard crossbow 180
cardboard katana 444
cardboard ore 1,382
cardboard staff 42
cardboard sword 777
cardboard wakizashi 4,931
caret 37
carnivorous potted plant 51
carob brownies 518
carob cannon 32
carob chunk cookies 3,082
carob chunk noodles 10,450
carob chunks 2,131
Carol of the Bulls 17
Carol of the Hells 17
Carol of the Thrills 19
Carpathian longsword 63
Carpricorn 3
carrot cake 369
carrot cake precipice bar 937
carrot claret 101
carrot juice 42
carrot nose 1,169
carrot-on-a-stick 13
carton of gaspers 531
carton of rotten eggs 8,827
carton of snake milk 969
cartoon harpoon 1,317
cartoon heart 4,466
cashew 286
casino pass 6,717
cast 12,951
cast-iron legacy paddle 69
cat appendix 3,869
cat o' nine teeth 12
catfish whiskers 808
catgut 17,226
catgut taco 38
catskin buckler 156
catskin cap 42
catsup 1,400
caustic slime nodule 11
Caveman Dan's favorite rock 2
celestial au jus 39
celestial carrot juice 202
celestial olive oil 108
celestial squid ink 69
Celsius 233 7
Celsius 233 (singed) 1
Cement Mixer 142
cement sandals 83
censored can label 425
Centauri fish wine 169
centipede eggs 1,869
centurion helmet 13
ceramic cenobite's robe 1
ceramic centurion shield 1
Cerebral Cloche 84
Cerebral Crossbow 87
Cerebral Culottes 102
chain-mail monokini 145
chainsaw chain 667
Chakra Libre 220
chakra malt 169
chakra sludge 1,815
chakra-mental wine 1
Chalice of the Malkovich Prince 60
chamoisole 2
Champagne Shimmy 169
chaos butterfly 6,599
chaos popcorn 3,969
charged magnet 55
charisma potion 500
Charity's choker 469
Charleston Choo-Choo 580
Charleston shoes 24
charming flute 116
charpuce jub-jub bird 19
charrrm bracelet 397
Charter: Nellyville 38
cheap Chinese beer 948
cheap cigar butt 1,773
cheap clip-on ninja tie 1,442
cheap elven gloves 310
cheap plastic blowgun 317
cheap plastic bottle opener 13
cheap plastic kazoo 13
cheap studded belt 10,839
cheap sunglasses 9,349
cheap toaster 35
cheap wind-up clock 1,122
Ched 23
cheer-o-gram 1,137
Cheer-Up soda 19
cheerful antler hat 84
cheerful Crimbo sweater 30
cheerful pajama pants 48
cheesy eagle sauce 338
cheezburger 357
chef skull 69
chef's hat 5,356
chef-in-the-box 404
chef-skull-in-the-box 47
cherry 3,489
cherry bomb 2
Cherry Cloaca Cola 8,755
cherry pie 6,969
Cherrytastrophe wine cooler 669
chest barrel 5
chest of "pirate gold" 13
Chester's Aquarius medallion 1
Chester's bag of candy 2
Chester's cutoffs 2
Chester's moustache 1
Chester's muscle shirt 2
Chester's sunglasses 2
chewable paper 869
chewing gum on a string 34,222
ChibiBuddy™ (off) 9
ChibiBuddy™ (on) 1
chicle de salchicha 84
chiffon lemon 777
child-sized dracula cloak 442
children of the candy corn 3,969
Children's Meal of the Damned 3
Chinese curse words 253
chintzy accordion pin 165
chintzy disco ball pendant 169
chintzy noodle ring 696
chintzy saucepan earring 588
chintzy seal pendant 269
chintzy turtle brooch 684
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 2,969
chiptune guitar 222
chisel 1,744
chitin powder 86
chitin powder paste 35
chitinous pod 46
chlorine crystal 313
chloroform rag 1,247
chlorophyll paste 53
choco-Crimbot 434
Choco-Mint patty 2,200
chocolate "Phoenix" 777
chocolate bowtie 15
chocolate box 59
chocolate chip muffin 6
chocolate cigar 155
chocolate covered ping-pong ball 2,769
chocolate cow bone 11
chocolate disco ball 2,669
chocolate filthy lucre 16,669
chocolate frosted sugar bomb 226
chocolate leash 69
chocolate Ogre Chieftain 1,169
chocolate pasta spoon 2,769
chocolate pocketwatch 2
chocolate puppy 6
chocolate rabbit's foot 48
chocolate saucepan 4,069
chocolate seal-clubbing club 2,769
chocolate Spider Queen 237
chocolate spurs 79
chocolate stolen accordion 2,069
chocolate turtle totem 1,669
chocolate-covered caviar 3,631
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 620
chocolate-covered loofah 1,069
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 796
chocolate-frosted king cake 43
chocolate-stained collar 11
chocomotive 21
chocotini 20
Choker of the Ultragoth 18
chopsticks 1,063
Chorale of Companionship 7
Chori Zo trading card 4
chorizo brownies 9,129
chorizo taco 5,137
chrome crossbow 36
chrome crossbow string 462
chrome helmet turtle 148
chrome meat stack 37
chrome ore 1,569
chrome staff 85
chrome stick 369
chrome sword 241
chrome sword hilt 870
Chroner 5,953
Chroner cross 4
Chroner trigger 6
Chubby and Plump bar 1,969
chunk of depleted Grimacite 146
chunk of hot iron 503
chunk of rock salt 5,739
Churchill 808
cigar box turtle 181
cigarette lighter 3,880
Cinco Mayo Lager 23
cinnamon cannoli 69
cinnamon machine oil 9,659
cinnamon troll doll 12
circle drum 2
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 534
Citrus Crush wine cooler 888
citrus-infused sake 8
Clan Carnival Game 2
Clan hot dog stand 1
Clan speakeasy 3
Clan VIP Lounge invitation 2
Clara's bell 15
classy monkey 139
Claw of the Infernal Seal 1
claw-held flag 8
clay peace-sign bead 2,767
Claybender glasses 148
clear Russian 37,937
clerical automa-core 47
Climate Colada 21
clingfilm cap 4
clingfilm slippers 4
clingfilm tangle 9
clingfilm trousers 2
Cloaca Cola Polar 6,088
Cloaca grenade 6,200
Cloaca-Cola 20,005
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 869
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 1,132
Cloaca-Cola helmet 252
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 3,444
Cloaca-Cola shield 732
Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife 369
Cloak of Dire Shadows 16
clock-cleaning hammer 200
clockwork bartender head 90
clockwork bartender-head-in-the-box 1
clockwork bartender-in-the-box 188
clockwork chef head 20
clockwork chef-head-in-the-box 1
clockwork chef-in-the-box 142
clockwork claws 194
clockwork clockwise dome 120
clockwork counterclockwise dome 208
clockwork crossbow 15
clockwork detective skull 60
clockwork doohickey 200
clockwork endoskeleton 117
clockwork handle 51
clockwork hat 13
clockwork key 248
clockwork maid 137
clockwork maid head 72
clockwork pants 17
clockwork pirate skull 25
clockwork rings 184
clockwork rod 123
clockwork shank 70
clockwork sheet 88
clockwork sphere 171
clockwork spine 71
clockwork staff 87
clockwork sword 29
clockwork thingamajig 107
clockwork trench coat 20
clockwork widget 269
cloning kit 550
closed-circuit phone system 2
cloudy potion 3,037
clove-flavored lip balm 669
clown hammer 21,119
clown shoes 2,281
clown skin 4,569
clown whip 1,945
clown wig 4,339
clownskin belt 1,340
clownskin buckler 1,337
clownskin harness 1,337
club necklace 1,521
club of the five seasons 22
club sandwich 24
clumsiness bark 1,369
cluster of hops 1,469
clutch of dodecapede eggs 2,632
coal contact lenses 63
coal dust 190
coal shovel 386
coal snakeskin 447
coarse hemp socks 13
cob of corn 4,069
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 325
Cobra Bowl 13
cocktail mushroom 9,090
cocktail napkin 1,696
cocktail onion 1,062
Cocktails of the Age of Sail 4
cocoa chondrule 433
cocoa egg 1,242
cocoa eggshell fragment 13,330
cocoa of youth 11
coconut bikini top 42
coconut shell 15,769
cod cape 11
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 146
Codpiece of the Goblin King 1
coffee pixie stick 142
coffin lid 539
cog 6,699
cog and sprocket assembly 2,552
Coily™ 19
Coinspiracy 1,226
Colander of Em-er'il 3
cold and sour sauce 50
cold cluster 13
cold clusterbomb 7
Cold Fang 2
cold hi mein 688
Cold Hots candy 152,269
cold jelly 337
cold mashed potatoes 9,969
cold ninja mask 639
cold nuggets 2,470
Cold One 2,320
cold powder 669
cold seal sweat 397
cold wad 9,969
cold water bottle 333
cold-filtered water 392
collapsible baton 280
collection of tiny spooky objects 669
cologne of contempt 469
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 55
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 550
colored-light "necklace" 13
colorful plastic ball 3,019
colorful toad 1,006
colossal free-range mushroom 30
comb jelly 707
combat fan 69
combat lover's locket lockbox 1
Comet Drop 2,069
Comet Pop 1,669
comfy blanket 3
comfy coffin 269
comfy pillow 52
commemorative war stein 73
communal gobstopper 110
communications windchimes 2,969
complex alien zoological sample 3
complex mushroom wine 50
complicated device 1
complicated lock impression 4
compounded experience 1,137
Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium 1
Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) 1
compressed air canister 469
compression stocking 631
computronic processing unit 135
concentrated cooking 6
concentrated cordial of concentration 666
concentrated fish broth 3
concentrated garbage juice 154
concentrated magicalness pill 999
concoction of clumsiness 2,288
confiscated cell phone 2,042
confiscated comic book 1,111
confiscated love note 1,469
confusing LED clock 1,669
congratulatory cake 137
conjured ice cream 142
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 1,288
conquistador's breastplate 2
consolation ribbon 2
Conspiracy™ mascara 4
container of Spooky Putty 3
contract enforcement stick 979
Convincing People You Can See The Future 18
Cookbook of the Damned 54
cookie cookie 88
Cool Brunch Pastaco 26
cool cat claw 117
cool cat elixir 669
cool hot cocoa 1,169
cool iron breastplate 1
cool iron greaves 1
cool iron ingot 7
cool jelly donut 166
cool mint precipice bar 169
cool mushroom 324
cool mushroom casserole 303
cool mushroom wine 69
cool spore pod 37
cool whip 20,464
cooling iron breastplate 4
cooling iron greaves 5
cooling iron helmet 3
cop dollar 4,673
coping juice 42
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 15
copper ha'penny charrrm 2,669
copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet 191
cordial of concentration 441
corked genie bottle 2
corn holder 1,131
Cornbeefadon 77
corncob pipe 369
corned beet 42
corned-beef Reuben 164
cornucopia 1,069
cornuthaum 3,428
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 1,004
Corpse Island iced tea 369
corpse on the beach 399
corpsebite 337
corpsedriver 349
corpsetini 745
correction fluid 283
corroded breeches 1
corrosive cowl 1
corrupt club of corrupt corruption 1
corrupt club of corruption 1
corrupted bird DNA 39
corrupted data 4,188
corrupted marrow 642
corrupted stardust 45
cosmetic football 882
Cosmic Calorie 2,231
cosmic lemonade 22
cosmic paste 42
costume rental shop 74
costume sword 547
cottage 280
cotton candy bale 4,420
cotton candy cocoon 1
cotton candy cone 2,669
cotton candy cordial 25
cotton candy pillow 1,869
cotton candy pinch 12,269
cotton candy plug 1,869
cotton candy skoshe 2,969
cotton candy smidgen 1,969
Counterclockwise Watch 1
counterfeit city 37
Covers-Your-Head 1
cow poker 264
cozy bazooka 7
cozy scimitar 7
crêepy mask 1,469
crabsicle 2
cracker 139
Cracklin' Oat Bran 580
cranberries 6,053
cranberry cordial 6,969
cranberry cylinder 469
cranberry margarita (brackish) 21,698
cranberry schnapps 137
crappy brain 1,372
crappy camera 15
crappy Mer-kin mask 1
crappy Mer-kin tailpiece 18
crappy waiter disguise 369
crate of firebombs 4,444
crate of fish meat 1
crated wardrobe-o-matic 1
crayon shavings 5,669
crazy bastard sword 5
crazy hobo notebook 875
crazy little Turkish delight 17,269
Crazymaker 369
cream of pointy mushroom soup 242
cream pie 3,169
cream stout 753
creamsicle 669
creepy doll head 269
creepy ginger ale 1,669
creepy nursery rhyme 469
creepy voice box 40
creepy voodoo doll 3,269
Crepes a la Lune 337
crident 445
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 50
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 46
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 48
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 72
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 82
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) 1
CRIMBCO lanyard 1
CRIMBCO scrip 5
CRIMBCOIDS mints 337
CRIMBCOLOAF 669
Crimbeau de toilette 150
Crimbo bottomless hot cocoa mug 14
Crimbo candied pecan 12,000
Crimbo candle 64
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 1,894
Crimbo Carol tattoo kit 15
Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit 17
Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit 19
Crimbo cookie sheet 869
Crimbo Credit 4,610
Crimbo crystal shards 113
Crimbo dinner 37
Crimbo dog sweater 28
Crimbo Elf creepy bobble-head 13
Crimbo Factory surprise box 769
Crimbo food scraps 1,569
Crimbo fudge 14,800
Crimbo hat 1
Crimbo light-up Rudolph doll 14
Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E. 1
Crimbo pants 1
Crimbo paste 237
Crimbo peppermint bark 18,337
Crimbo pie 12,569
Crimbo salad 164
Crimbo sapling 1
Crimbo smile 1
Crimbo stocking 1
Crimbo stockings 5
Crimbo stogie-scented room odorizer 14
Crimbo sword 1
Crimbo tattoo kit 13
Crimbo train emergency brake 3,231
Crimbo tree flocker 14
Crimbo ukulele 14
Crimbo wreath 23
Crimbojito 369
Crimbolex watch 15
Crimbomega drive chain 2
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbonium fuel rod 969
Crimbosmopolitan 161
Crimbot battery 537
Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision 4
Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) 1
Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping 2
Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) 1
Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency 2
Crimbot schematic: Big Head 2,180
Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel 192
Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher 152
Crimbot schematic: Bug Zapper 2
Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw 1
Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter 194
Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder 269
Crimbot schematic: Crab Core 88
Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso 195
Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer 1
Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head 21
Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun 175
Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun 104
Crimbot schematic: Gun Face 3
Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs 31
Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads 169
Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs 150
Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan 145
Crimbot schematic: Hoverjack 9
Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler 4
Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite 256
Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise 4,580
Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis 505
Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder 15
Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module 182
Crimbot schematic: Power Arm 1,913
Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler 316
Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head 122
Crimbot schematic: Refrigerator Chassis 1
Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator 1
Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker 1,208
Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt 2
Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun 181
Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet 101
Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis 199
Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet 24
Crimbot schematic: Snow Blower 2
Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm 3
Crimbot schematic: Tripod Legs 1
Crimbough 2
Crimbow Rainbo 1
Crimboween memo 848
Crimboysters Rockefeller 369
Crimbuccaneer bombjacket 17
Crimbuccaneer breeches 19
Crimbuccaneer captain's purse 202
Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) 14
Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) 405
Crimbuccaneer flotsam 16,295
Crimbuccaneer invasion map 82
Crimbuccaneer lantern 15
Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail 645
Crimbuccaneer nose ring 47
Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 16,364
Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack 101
Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso 537
Crimbuccaneer runebone 16
Crimbuccaneer shirt 828
Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss 83
Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate 15
Crimbuccaneer tavern swab 17
Crimbuccaneer tricorn 177
Crimbuccaneer whale oil 154
Crimbuck 1,752
Crimbylow-rise jeans 6
crimsilion jub-jub bird 21
croquet hedgehog 72
crossbow string 5,457
crotchety pants 6
crowbar 80
crowbarrr 1,686
Crown of the Goblin King 369
Crown of Thrones 3
crown-shaped beanie 53
crude crudités 1,775
crude voodoo doll 138
crudles 2,222
cruelty-free wine 2,504
crumbling rat skull 27
crumpled felt fedora 1
crunchy brush 40
crusty hula hoop 376
cryptic puzzle box 198
crystal belt buckle 4
crystal Crimbo goblet 455
crystal Crimbo platter 455
crystal decanter 4
crystal skeleton vodka 200
crystal skull 2,369
crystalline cheer 111,111
crystalline light bulb 17
crystalline reamer 135
crystalline seal eye 8
crystallized memory 7
CSA all-purpose soap 1,377
CSA bravery badge 2,469
CSA cheerfulness ration 6,969
CSA discount card 1,569
CSA fire-starting kit 676
CSA obedience grenade 13,137
CSA scoutmaster's "water" 6,969
cube of billiard chalk 169
cube of ectoplasm 469
cubic zirconia 3,696
cuckoo clock 3
cuddly teddy bear 269
cup of hickory chicory 111
cup of infinite pencils 77
cup of lukewarm tea 1,669
cup of primitive beer 3,169
cupcake-in-a-cup 374
cuppa Activi tea 215
cuppa Alacri tea 42
cuppa Boo tea 600
cuppa Chari tea 63
cuppa Craft tea 269
cuppa Cruel tea 69
cuppa Dexteri tea 322
cuppa Feroci tea 11
cuppa Flamibili tea 138
cuppa Flexibili tea 69
cuppa Frost tea 222
cuppa Gill tea 42
cuppa Impregnabili tea 72
cuppa Improprie tea 310
cuppa Insani tea 69
cuppa Irritabili tea 88
cuppa Loyal tea 37
cuppa Mana tea 444
cuppa Mediocri tea 237
cuppa Monstrosi tea 126
cuppa Morbidi tea 374
cuppa Nas tea 188
cuppa Net tea 217
cuppa Neuroplastici tea 156
cuppa Obscuri tea 169
cuppa Physicali tea 101
cuppa Proprie tea 269
cuppa Royal tea 277
cuppa Serendipi tea 169
cuppa Sobrie tea 196
cuppa Toast tea 169
cuppa Twen tea 114
cuppa Uncertain tea 96
cuppa Vitali tea 300
cuppa Voraci tea 242
cuppa Wit tea 222
cuppa Yet tea 100
curdflinger 180
curmudgel 835
cursed black pearl onion 380
cursed bottle of black-label rum 484
cursed bottle of rum 1,113
cursed cannonball 88
cursed chocolate doubloon 2,222
cursed cutlass 1
cursed dirty joke scroll 15
cursed monkey glove 2
cursed piece of thirteen 155
cursed pirate cutlass 1
Cursed Punch 1,569
cursed ring finger ring 2
cursed scrunchie 117
cursed sea biscuit 137
cursed swash buckle 1
cursed tricorn hat 1
cursed voodoo skull 409
cursed wishbone 30
custard pie 1,326
custom sixgun 57
cute bow from beyond the stars 37
cute meteoroid 24
cute mushroom 34
cyan seashell 2,969
cyber-mattock 55
cyborg doll 215
cyborg stompin' boot 69
Cycloney 4
cyclops eyedrops 447
cylindrical mold 2,215
cymbal syrup 4,662
D roll 4,969
d10 26,069
d12 17,669
d20 31,669
d4 2,037
d6 7,606
d8 8,069
Dad's brandy 2,669
daddy shortlegs leg 80
Daffy Taffy 43,669
Daily Affirmation: Adapt to Change Eventually 1,588
Daily Affirmation: Always be Collecting 248
Daily Affirmation: Be a Mind Master 251
Daily Affirmation: Be Superficially interested 261
Daily Affirmation: Keep Free Hate in your Heart 269
Daily Affirmation: Think Win-Lose 224
Daily Affirmation: Work For Hours a Week 269
daily dungeon malware 19
daisy 20,369
Daisy's unclean bloomers 27
Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shield 5
damp bar rag 1,266
damp old wallet 14
dance card 4,069
dancing fan 498
dandy lion cub 1
dangerous jerkcicle 969
Danglin' Chad's loincloth 102
Dark & Starry 256
dark baconstone ring 23
dark hamethyst ring 79
Dark Jill-of-All-Trades 2
dark porquoise ring 25
dark potion 8,669
Das Überkühlraum trading card 21
das boot 1
daub-breaker 684
day shortener 89
day-old beer 4,569
deactivated MicroMechaMech 72
deactivated mini-Trainbot 20
deactivated nanobots 3
Deactivated O. A. F. 11
deactivated putty buddy 9
dead guy's memento 15
dead guy's piece of double-sided tape 13
dead guy's watch 15,448
dead lights pie 666
dead meat bun 2,153
deadfall branch 237
deadly lampshade 119
deadly nightshade 15
deanimated reanimator's coffin 1
Dear Past Self Package 1
death blossom 125
debonair deboner 8
decanter of fine Scotch 222
decaying goldfish liver 1,809
decaying wooden oar 13
decaying wooden paddle 13
decaying wooden pole 17
decent brain 1,204
deck of lewd playing cards 2
deck of tropical cards 38
decomposed boot 1,054
decorative fountain 6,548
deed to Oliver's Place 4
Deep Dish of Legend 13
Deep Machine Tunnels snowglobe 1,337
deep six-shooter 269
defective Game Grid token 13
defective skull 3,231
dehydrated caviar 1,770
delectable catalyst 2,522
delectable fire ant 666
delicious candy 769
delicious comfit? 669
delicious noodles 1,090
delicious salad 2,527
delicious shimmering moth 2,597
delicious spicy noodles 2,569
delicious star salad 69
delicious stinkbug 1,297
delicious swamp muck 2,465
deluxe fax machine 30
deluxe layer cake 1,303
deluxe Neverending Party favor 22
demon buckler 137
demon makeup kit 5
demon skin 6,769
demon whip 151
demon-horned hat 290
demonic cow's blood 3,069
demonic paste 161
demonic surgical gloves 204
demonskin jacket 475
demonskin trousers 642
denastified haunch 11
denim axe 18
denim jacket 1,046
Dennis's blessing of Minerva 122
dense meat crossbow 111
dense meat stack 20,000
dense meat staff 588
dense meat sword 117
dental pliers 77
dented harmonica 2,078
dented spoon 2,486
deodorant 380
depantsing bomb 4,969
depleted Crimbonium football helmet 221
depleted Grimacite astrolabe 10
depleted Grimacite grappling hook 23
depleted Grimacite gravy boat 13
depleted Grimacite hammer 8
depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick 23
depleted Grimacite ninja mask 6
depleted Grimacite shinguards 8
depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt 13
depleted uranium seal figurine 2
desiccated apricot 13,183
designer handbag 237
designer sweatpants (new old stock) 1
desktop zen garden 27
detective roscoe 37
detective school application 1
detective skull 188
detective tattoo 31
dethklok 69
detour shield 1
devil hair pasta 777
Devil's Elbow Hot Sauce 969
devil's-food cake 69
devil-summoning hat 62
deviled egg 1,137
devilish folio 6,669
dew yoana lei 385
dew yoana salacious lei 9
diamond necklace 1,485
diamond-studded cane 4,883
diamond-studded fronts 51
diamondback skin 888
dice belt buckle 1
Dickory Farms Gift Basket 1
didgeridooka 3,007
Diet Cloaca Cola 2,055
dieting pill 669
digital key lime 161
digital key lime pie 420
digital underground potion 242
dilapidated wizard hat 4,237
dill 3,355
diluted makeup 1,143
dinged-up triangle 1
dingy planks 3,171
dinner roll 3,969
Dinsey face paint 1,237
Dinsey food-cone 111
Dinsey Maintenance Manual 26
Dinsey tattoo kit 13
Dinsey Whinskey 101
Dinsey's radar dish 1
dire fudgesicle 1,478
dirt julep 42
dirty hobo gloves 12,747
dirty martini 1
dirty rigging rope 803
disassembled clover 15,400
disbelief suspenders 1,100
discarded swimming trunks 96
Disco 'Fro Pick 12
disco ball 42,706
Disco Banjo 12
disco biscuit 69
disco horoscope (Aquarius) 101
disco horoscope (Aries) 114
disco horoscope (Cancer) 8
disco horoscope (Capricorn) 101
disco horoscope (Gemini) 49
disco horoscope (Leo) 137
disco horoscope (Libra) 107
disco horoscope (Pisces) 40
disco horoscope (Sagittarius) 155
disco horoscope (Scorpio) 238
disco horoscope (Taurus) 1
disco horoscope (Virgo) 90
disco mask 42,362
discocktail 893
disconnected intergnat 1
Discontent™ Winter Garden Catalog 1
disease 3,196
disembodied brain 2,369
disembodied smile 677
Disgeist 37
Dish of Clarified Butter 2,912
dishrag 318
disintegrating barrel 7,982
disintegrating quill pen 20,597
disintegrating sheet music 6,500
disintegrating spiky collar 669
displaced fish 3,109
disposable instant camera 169
disposable lighter 2,219
distention pill 17
distilled fortified wine 1,669
distilled resin 13
distressed denim pants 1,182
disturbing fanfic 11,115
Divine 1,909
divine blowout 13,469
divine can of silly string 9,469
divine champagne flute 3,588
divine champagne popper 1,237
divine cracker 4,269
divine noisemaker 9,969
diving muff 120
DNOTC Box 111
do-it-yourself laser eye surgery kit 23
Doc Clock's thyme cocktail 37
Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment 2,658
Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir 490
Doc Galaktik's Invigorating Tonic 2,272
Doc Galaktik's Pungent Unguent 2,777
Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm 6,666
Doc Galaktik's Vitality Serum 353
Doc's Fortifying Wine 209
Doc's Limbering Wine 326
Doc's Medical-Grade Wine 22
Doc's Miracle Cure 170
Doc's Smartifying Wine 369
Doc's Special Reserve Wine 42
dog ointment 100
Dogsgotnonoz pills 877
doll house 1,175
doll-eye amulet 78
dollar sign 8
dollar-sign bag 1,747
dollhive 42
dollop of barbecue sauce 311
Dolph Bossin's charity note 1
Dolph Bossin's Crimbo hat 2
Dolphin King's crown 1,588
dolphin whistle 333
donated booze 5,794
donated candy 5,825
donated food 5,795
donkey flipbook 95
dope gangsta bling-bling 1,800
dope wheels 108
dorky glasses 5,703
Double Bacon Beelzeburger 4,369
double barreled barrel gun 49
double daisy 5
double entendre 11
double-barreled sling 808
double-ice britches 220
double-ice cap 69
double-ice gum 3,969
Doublepunchplanter 237
dove DNA 23
Dr. Hobo's scalpel 384
drab sonata 4,802
Drac & Tan 468
drafty drawers 14
draggin' ball hat 4,550
dragon snaps 10,736
dragonfish caviar 88
Dramatic™ range 273
Drapes-You-Regally 1
dread tarragon 13
dreadful box 1
dreadful fedora 2
dreadful glove 3
dreadful roast 17
dreadful sweater 2
dreadlock whip 3,501
Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge 1
Dreadsylvanian Almanac page 1,269
Dreadsylvanian cold pocket 11
Dreadsylvanian cold-fashioned 22
Dreadsylvanian dank and stormy 11
Dreadsylvanian grimlet 69
Dreadsylvanian hemlock 37
Dreadsylvanian hot pocket 22
Dreadsylvanian hot toddy 18
Dreadsylvanian seed pod 105
Dreadsylvanian skeleton key 21
Dreadsylvanian sleaze pocket 24
Dreadsylvanian slithery nipple 17
Dreadsylvanian spooky pocket 140
Dreadsylvanian stew 17
Dreadsylvanian stink pocket 13
dream of a dog 37
dregs of a Crimbo cocktail 6,102
dress pants 616
Dressage 3
dried face 2,580
dried gelatinous cube 13
drink chit 17,069
drinks tray 2,519
Drip harness 1
Drip Institute petri dish 42
Driplet 337
dripping meat crossbow 38
dripping meat staff 188
dripping meat sword 69
drippy bezoar 13
drippy bromide 1
drippy candy bar 5
drippy caviar 17
drippy diadem 5
drippy enzyme 3
drippy flux 3
drippy grub 3
drippy ichor 2
drippy khakis 1
drippy nugget 6
drippy orb 3
drippy pigment 3
drippy pilsner 5
drippy plum(?) 13
drippy salt 3
drippy seed 2
drippy shield 1
drippy staff 1
drippy stake 1
drippy stein 24
drippy truncheon 2
Dripwood slab 7
drive-by shooting 69
drive-thru burger 290
Drizzlers™ Black Licorice 969
droll monocle 111
dromedary drinking helmet 1
drone self-destruct chip 180
droopy doll eye 320
drop of water-37 3,987
droppable microphone 16
Drowsy Sword 132
drug cocktail sauce 111
druidic s'more 43
drum machine 8,369
drum of pomade 139
drum of tommy ammo 1,937
Drunk Uncles holo-record 169
Drunken Astrophysicist 111
Drunken Neurologist 113
Drunken Philosopher 369
Drunkula's cape 2
Drunkula's ring of haze 1
Drunkula's silky pants 3
dry cleaning receipt 827
dry martini 1,680
dry noodles 90,000
dry vodka martini 380
drywall axe 745
dubious loincloth 22
dubious peppermint 999
ducha de oro 815
duck-on-a-string 269
duct tape 1,396
duct tape buckler 42
duct tape dockers 28
duct tape fedora 17
duct tape shirt 69
duct tape sword 29
duct tape wallet 232
dude ranch souvenir crate 333
dueling banjo 54
dueling turtle 175
DUFRESNE Suds 477
dull fish scale 5,669
dumb mud 51
Dump Truck 69
dungeon dragon chest 69
Dungeon Fist gauntlet 7
dungeoneer's dungarees 587
dungeoneering kit 679
duonoculars 169
Duskwalker fangs 213
Duskwalker syringe 772
Dust bunny 569
dusty animal cranium 178
dusty animal jawbone 132
dusty animal pelvis 496
dusty animal skull 113
dusty barrel 5,329
dusty bottle of blood 22
dusty bottle of Marsala 4,703
dusty bottle of Merlot 5,469
dusty bottle of Muscat 7,337
dusty bottle of Pinot Noir 5,184
dusty bottle of Port 361
dusty bottle of Zinfandel 1,150
dusty Crimbo crate 1,533
dusty eighth caudal vertebra 267
dusty eighth thoracic vertebra 323
dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra 165
dusty fifth caudal vertebra 446
dusty fifth cervical vertebra 542
dusty fifth lumbar vertebra 484
dusty fifth thoracic vertebra 369
dusty first caudal vertebra 270
dusty first cervical vertebra 437
dusty first lumbar vertebra 675
dusty first thoracic vertebra 339
dusty fourth caudal vertebra 281
dusty fourth cervical vertebra 272
dusty fourth lumbar vertebra 344
dusty fourth thoracic vertebra 317
dusty left clavicle 144
dusty left eighth rib 577
dusty left eleventh rib 340
dusty left femur 239
dusty left fibula 272
dusty left fifth rib 396
dusty left first front claw 116
dusty left first rear claw 209
dusty left first rib 150
dusty left fourth front claw 262
dusty left fourth rear claw 137
dusty left fourth rib 493
dusty left humerus 420
dusty left kneecap 224
dusty left ninth rib 284
dusty left radius 250
dusty left scapula 153
dusty left second front claw 120
dusty left second rear claw 296
dusty left second rib 248
dusty left seventh rib 431
dusty left sixth rib 126
dusty left tenth rib 546
dusty left third front claw 452
dusty left third rear claw 269
dusty left third rib 156
dusty left thumb 192
dusty left tibia 126
dusty left twelfth rib 194
dusty left ulna 295
dusty ninth caudal vertebra 345
dusty ninth thoracic vertebra 288
dusty right clavicle 477
dusty right eighth rib 232
dusty right eleventh rib 330
dusty right femur 590
dusty right fibula 347
dusty right fifth rib 269
dusty right first front claw 124
dusty right first rear claw 246
dusty right first rib 112
dusty right fourth front claw 519
dusty right fourth rear claw 136
dusty right fourth rib 300
dusty right humerus 140
dusty right kneecap 221
dusty right ninth rib 270
dusty right radius 337
dusty right scapula 189
dusty right second front claw 157
dusty right second rear claw 369
dusty right second rib 131
dusty right seventh rib 240
dusty right sixth rib 202
dusty right tenth rib 548
dusty right third front claw 364
dusty right third rear claw 358
dusty right third rib 207
dusty right thumb 406
dusty right tibia 302
dusty right twelfth rib 326
dusty right ulna 255
dusty sacral vertebrae 265
dusty second caudal vertebra 136
dusty second cervical vertebra 112
dusty second lumbar vertebra 272
dusty second thoracic vertebra 395
dusty seventh caudal vertebra 199
dusty seventh cervical vertebra 111
dusty seventh lumbar vertebra 135
dusty seventh thoracic vertebra 399
dusty sixth caudal vertebra 302
dusty sixth cervical vertebra 361
dusty sixth lumbar vertebra 121
dusty sixth thoracic vertebra 127
dusty tenth caudal vertebra 480
dusty tenth thoracic vertebra 270
dusty third caudal vertebra 129
dusty third cervical vertebra 295
dusty third lumbar vertebra 148
dusty third thoracic vertebra 337
dusty twelfth thoracic vertebra 404
dwarf bread 3,269
dwarvish magazine 307
Dweebisol™ inhaler 844
Dyspepsi grenade 1,200
Dyspepsi-Cola 12,173
Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations 555
Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues 742
Dyspepsi-Cola helmet 669
Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack 2,500
Dyspepsi-Cola shield 269
Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen 1,888
eagle feather 2,365
eagle's milk 3,277
ear candle 777
ear poison 7,384
Earring of Fire 37
Earth and Firewater 230
Earth, Wind and Firewater 298
earthenware muffin tin 5
easter egg balloon 66
Eau de Guaneau 169
eau de mort 25
eaves droppers 439
Ecto-Cooler 566
ectoplasm au jus 777
ectoplasmic orbs 1,469
ectoplasmic paste 115
Ed the Undying exhibit crate 1
edible alien plant bit 1,111
eel battery 569
eel sauce 69
eel skin 377
eelskin hat 208
eelskin pants 50
eelskin shield 111
eerie fetish 9
eerily silent box 1
Effermint™ tablets 3,769
effervescent potion 4,669
effluvious emerald 222
eggbeater 969
eggman noodles 135
eggnog 7,869
eggwater 77
Egnaro berry 49
eighth plague 1,669
El Sombrero De Lopez 3
El Vibrato power sphere 97
El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes) 3
El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) 55
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 127
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 82
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 37
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 71
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 49
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 69
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 248
El Vibrato punchcard (88 holes) 9
El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes) 196
El Vibrato restraints 14
Elder Turtle Shell 3
elderly jawbreaker 1,699
eldritch alignment spray 222
eldritch concentrate 24
eldritch distillate 69
eldritch dough 134
eldritch effluvium 32,159
eldritch elixir 252
eldritch essence 222
eldritch extract 269
eldritch hammer 8
eldritch hat 6
eldritch ichor 1,256
Eldritch Intellect: Journey into a Mind of Horror 6
eldritch mushroom 63
eldritch mushroom pizza 5
eldritch oil 99
eldritch pants 7
eldritch rub 37
eldritch scanner 8
Eldritch snap 11
eldritch tincture 2
eldritch tincture (depleted) 1
electric copperhead potion 221
electric crutch 37
electric Kool-Aid 37
electric mushroom 2
electric pants 122
Electric Punch 71
electric snakebite 969
electrical thingamabob 6,114
electrician's hardhat 42
electronic Brain Trainer game 3
electronic dulcimer pants 7
electronics kit 6,669
elegant nightstick 57
elemental caipiroska 13,369
elemental paste 69
elemental sugarcube 3,669
elephant stinger 339
eleven-foot pole 444
elevenderizing hammer 3
elevennis shoes 3
elevent 3
elf army field rations 669
Elf Army machine parts 1
Elf Farm Raffle ticket 269
Elf Guard broom 2
Elf Guard clipboard 39
Elf Guard commandeering gloves 194
Elf Guard eyedrops 362
Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts 33
Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) 1
Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion 21
Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping 4
Elf Guard fuel tank 10
Elf Guard hangover cure 2
Elf Guard honor present 111
Elf Guard hotpants 19
Elf Guard insignia (general) 8
Elf Guard insignia (private) 373
Elf Guard mouthknife 164
Elf Guard MPC 14,201
Elf Guard officer's sidearm 104
Elf Guard patrol cap 21
Elf Guard payroll bag 112
Elf Guard red and white beret 30
Elf Guard safety bear 313
Elf Guard SCUBA tank 6
Elf Guard squirtgun 26
Elf Guard strategic map 26
Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo 9
Elf Guard tinsel grenade 665
Elf Guard war standard 1
elf ploughshare 6
Elfin shortbread 592
Elizabeth's Dollie 1
Elizabeth's paintbrush 602
Ellsbury's journal (used) 1
Ellsbury's skull 20
Elmley shades 211
Elron's Explosive Etude 6
elven limbos gingerbread 1,069
elven cellocello 1,329
elven hardtack 24,969
elven magi-pack 13,388
elven medi-pack 14,808
elven moonshine 560
elven socks 2,009
elven squeeze 2,594
elven suicide capsule 1,123
elven tambourine 7
elven whittling knife 2
Elvish delight 1,969
Elvish sunglasses 5
Elvish underarmor 20
embezzler's oil 8,969
EMD holo-record 25
emergency glowstick 178
emergency margarita 242
emotion chip 1
empty agua de vida bottle 281
empty blowgun 43
empty Cloaca-Cola bottle 3,111
empty hourglass 2
empty lava bottle 55
empty meat tank 5,003
En Una Fila Tequila 22
enchanted barbell 534
enchanted bean 2,220
enchanted bean burrito 2,301
enchanted brass knuckles 1,369
enchanted eyepatch 12,769
enchanted fire extinguisher 8
Enchanted Flyswatter 469
enchanted handwarmer 407
enchanted leopard-print barbell 13
enchanted muesli 536
Enchanted Plunger 217
enchanted toothpick 197
enchantlers 177
encoder ring 3,496
energized spores 1,869
Energy Buzz Pastaco 117
energy drink IV 1,369
Engorged Sausages and You 4
ennui-flavored potato chips 4,472
enormous belt buckle 8,621
enormous hoop earring 1,690
Ent cider 330
enticing mayolus 169
epic cluster 40
epic wad 391
equal sign 256
eraser nubbin 303
ert grey goo ring 69
escargotsicle 318
especially salty dog 247
essential cameraderie 169
essential soy 169
essential tofu 4,369
etched hourglass 3
eternal car battery 2
eternal knot tattoo 1
even more tinsel 13
Event Horizon 13
everfull glass 22
Everlasting Deckswabber 969
Every Day is Like This Sundae 169
evil flaming eyeball pendant 2
evil golden arch 1,637
evil golden arches 1,493
evil googly eye 657
evil noodles 6
evil paper umbrella 11
evil teddy bear 1,110
evil teddy bear sewing kit 88
exactly-three-shaped box 202
excitement pill 61
exclusive club 8
executive mime flask 143
exo-xo-skeleton-skeleton 37
exotic jungle fruit 1,337
exotic orchid 69
exotic parrot egg 7
exotic travel brochure 4,022
expensive camera 66,669
expensive champagne 222
expensive cigar 83
experimental serum G-9 169
experimental serum P-00 5,155
expired bottle of peppermint schnapps 11
expired can of franks 'n' beans 11
expired MRE 769
exploding cigar 3,236
exploding gum 1,297
exploding hacky-sack 1,462
explosion-flavored chewing gum 4,291
extra time 50
extra-fancy ring setting 2,222
extra-flat panini 2,669
extra-greasy slider 2,669
extra-grubby grub 3
extra-hard jawbreaker 269
extra-heavy BRICKO brick 69
extra-large palm-frond toupee 381
extra-potent gremlin mutagen 151
extra-see-thru nightie 69
Extra-slimy Slimosa 200
extra-spicy bloody mary 8,969
extra-strength goo 69
extra-strength red potion 127
extra-strength rubber bands 14
extra-strength strongness elixir 941
extra-toasted half sandwich 363
eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest 2,013
eXtreme meat crossbow 679
eXtreme meat staff 220
eXtreme meat sword 396
eXtreme mittens 1,590
eXtreme nose ring 506
eXtreme scarf 2,172
extremely confusing manual 357
extremely skinny jeans 109
extremely slippery nipple 300
extremely wet T-shirt 236
Extrovermectin™ 637
eye 'n' horn shampoo 18
Eye Agate 2,469
Eye and a Twist 999
eye of newt 4,169
eye of the Tiger-lily 637
eye-pod 37
eyebrow lifter 381
eyedrops of newt 1,554
eyedrops of the ermine 333
eyedrops of the ocelot 942
eyepatch 69,969
f3d0r4 4,154
Fabiotion 3
fabric hardener 537
fabric softener 2,522
facehugging alien 226
facsimile dictionary 51
faded green protest sign 8
faded red protest sign 7
fairy gravy boat 419
fairy-worn boots 1
fake blood 269
fake cocktail 107
fake fake vomit 2,782
fake hand 721
fake plastic grass 203
fake washboard 3
Falcon™ Maltese Liquor 2,369
false eyelashes 142
Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium 297
fancy ball mask 23
fancy bath salts 4,896
fancy beef jerky 101
fancy beer bottle 199
fancy beer label 96
fancy black tie 6
fancy blue potion 309
fancy but probably evil chocolate 247
fancy calligraphy pen 4,969
fancy canapés 37
fancy chess set 6
fancy chocolate 350
fancy chocolate car 515
fancy chocolate sculpture 42
fancy dress ball 9,508
Fancy Jeff's fancy pocket square 37
fancy opera glasses 3,969
fancy schmancy cheese sauce 1,455
fancy seashell necklace 74
fancy tin beer can 136
fancy tophat 8
fancy tuxedo pants 11
Fantasma en la Máquina 2,969
FantasyRealm guest pass 13
FantasyRealm key 43
FantasyRealm Mage's Hat 90
FantasyRealm mead 13
FantasyRealm membership packet 1
FantasyRealm Rogue's Mask 108
FantasyRealm tattoo kit 1
FantasyRealm turkey leg 2
FantasyRealm Warrior's Helm 92
farfalle bow tie 19
fascinating alien zoological sample 14
fat bottom quark 1,425
fat loot token 898
fat stacks of cash 2,770
fat wallet 669
Fauna Libre 122
Faux 11
FDKOL commendation 6,666
FDKOL fire hose 4
FDKOL hotcakes 1,477
FDKOL tattoo 1
feathered headdress 5
Feliz Navidad 69
felt 262
Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots 2,144
Ferita Del Petto Zinfandel 1
fermenting powder 12,011
ferret bait 7,250
Ferrigno's Elixir of Power 1,111
fertilized ghuol egg 777
festive egg sac 22
festive holiday hat 699
fetid feather 7,337
Fettris 669
fettucini épines Inconnu 37
fettucini épines Inconnu recipe 2
fettucini Inconnu 1,069
Feynman gate 1,125
fez of etymology 78
fiberglass insulation 154
Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy 2
fiery wing 1,457
figurine of a charred seal 259
figurine of a cold seal 67
figurine of a cute baby seal 121
figurine of a shadowy seal 85
figurine of a sleek seal 73
figurine of a slippery seal 15
figurine of a stinking seal 9
figurine of a wretched-looking seal 130
figurine of an ancient seal 250
figurine of an armored seal 121
filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif") 2,461
filet of The Fish 57
filigreed hamethyst earring 34
filigreed hamethyst necklace 150
filigreed hamethyst ring 23
filled mosquito 5
filth-encrusted futon 115
filthy armor 241
filthy child leash 18,296
filthy corduroys 2,940
filthy hippy poncho 269
filthy knitted dread sack 2,469
filthy lucre 39
filthy monkey head 50
filthy pestle 1,268
filthy poultice 5,569
fin-bit wax 113
fine aged cheddarwurst 2,331
fine wine 10,442
finger cuffs 3,690
finger cymbals 40
finger exerciser 10,496
Finnish Fish 42
fire 973
fire ant pheromones 18
fire axe 4
fire crackers 1,337
fire flower 162
fire hose 16
fire of unknown origin 2,185
fire poi 795
fire-roasted lake trout 3,337
fireball 1,860
firebomb 4,850
fireclutch 420
fireman's helmet 6
fireman's lunch 24
firemilk 1,337
fireproof megaphone 622
fireproof skip lid 13
Firewater 55
First Post shirt package 1
first-aid pouch 193
fish bazooka 73
fish head 37
fish juice box 169
fish sauce 197
fish scimitar 150
fish stick 42
fish stick cozy 11
fish-liver oil 11,880
fishbone belt 71
fishbone bracers 13
fishbone catcher's mitt 24
fishbone corset 42
fishbone facemask 69
fishbone fins 4
fishbone kneepads 27
fishcake 37
fishelada 127,201
fishin' hat 57
fishy fish 503
fishy fish casserole 283
fishy fish lasagna 1,369
fishy paste 35
fishy wand 69
fist turkey outline 1
fistful of ashes 60
fistful of wood shavings 123
fitness wristband 25
Fitspiration™ poster 209
Five Second Energy™ 77
five-fingered fern resin 28
fixed-gear bicycle 42
fixodent 26
fizzing spore pod 337
fizzy potion 2,669
Flag by the Foot™ 69
flame orb 1
flamin' bindle 33
Flamin' Whatshisname 124
Flaming Caipiranha 119
flaming cardboard sword 137
flaming crutch 7,098
flaming familiar doppelgänger 2
flaming feather 6,969
flaming glowsticks 288
flaming juggler's balls 4
Flaming Knob 209
flaming leaf crown 1
Flaming Mohobo 189
flaming mushroom 316
flaming mushroom wine 60
flaming nose 10
flaming pink shirt 2
Flaming Sazerorc 111
flaming sword 18
flaming talons 2,264
flamingo mallet 4
Flan 3
flan del mar 609
Flan in the Moon 141
flange 423
flapper floppers 5
flapper fly 2,269
flaregun 7,777
Flash Liquidizer Ultra Dousing Accessory 39
flashing novelty button 3
flashy pirate dreadlocks 1,096
flask flops 3,669
flask of Amontillado 132
flask of baconstone juice 669
flask of egggrog 383
flask of embalming fluid 17
flask of Gnomochloric acid 666
flask of hamethyst juice 311
flask of mining oil 437
flask of moonshine 111
flask of porquoise juice 142
flask of port 200
flask of rainwater 1,469
flask of tainted mining oil 1,903
Flaskfull of Hollow 9,969
flat cider 13
flat dough 11,111
flat mushroom wine 51
flavored foot massage oil 12,669
flavorless gruel 2,169
flayed mind 894
fleetwood chain 2,869
fleetwood mac 'n' cheese 2,200
fleetwood macaroni 1,939
Fleshazole™ 64
fleshy lump 52
fleshy putty 560
flimsy clipboard 5,149
flimsy hardwood scraps 69
flirtatious feather 3,669
floaty gravel 21
floaty inverse geode 8
floaty pebbles 50
floaty rock 25
floaty rock helmet 4
floaty rock necklace 3
floaty rock pants 4
floaty sand 1,869
floorboard cruft 924
floral print shirt 69
floral-print skirt 142
flour cookie 60
flower petal pie 19,999
flowing hippy skirt 327
fluid of fudge-finding 313
fluorescent lightbulb 13
flute of flat champagne 12,699
Fly-By-Knight Heraldry form 2
Flying Caipiranha 55
flypaper staff 113
flytrap bezoar 33
flytrap pellet 355
foam dart 8,888
foam noodle 2,555
foetid seal tear 869
Fog Murderer 355
foggy glass globe 177
foie gras 1,811
folder (barbarian) 8
folder (blue) 10,003
folder (catfish) 15
folder (cyan) 169
folder (D-Team) 333
folder (dancing dolphins) 13
folder (Ex-Files) 28
folder (green) 8,013
folder (heavy metal) 174
folder (holographic fractal) 38
folder (Jackass Plumber) 11
folder (Knight Writer) 28
folder (KOLHS) 16
folder (magenta) 13
folder (owl) 101
folder (rainbow unicorn) 21
folder (red) 11,008
folder (Seawolf) 43
folder (smiley face) 142
folder (space skeleton) 444
folder (sports car) 115
folder (sportsballs) 258
folder (Stinky Trash Kid) 207
folder (tranquil landscape) 11
folder (wizard) 61
folder (Yedi) 420
folder (yellow) 13
food drive button 1
food mailing list 11
foolscap fool's cap 2,356
foon 4,769
foon of frigidity 111
foon of fulmination 113
foot-long hot daub 14
football helmet 275
forbidden danish 71
forbidden sausage 69
forest canopy bed 4
forest spirit rattle 214
forest tears 101
Former Sheriff Dan's tin star 3
fortifying hot cocoa 669
fortune cookie 35,348
fossilized baboon skull 117
fossilized bat skull 105
fossilized demon skull 1,616
fossilized limb 1,413
fossilized necklace 1
fossilized serpent skull 537
fossilized spider skull 1,528
fossilized spike 1,782
fossilized spine 257
fossilized torso 2,799
fossilized wing 8,674
fossilized wyrm skull 239
fountain 'soda' 352
Fourth of May Cosplay Saber kit 1
fragment of Jarlsberg's soul 3
Frankly Mr. Shank 77
Frat Army FGF 1,380
frat brats 111
frayed rope belt 1
Freddie's blessing of Mercury 688
Freddy Kruegerand 3,037
free boots 18
free-range mushroom 6
freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini 169
freezerburned ice cube 111
freezin' bindle 47
freightcake 54
French bronilla brogurt 29
French slippers 1
french-fry grabber 69
French-Transylvanian Dictionary 3
fresh can of paint 2
fresh coat of paint 1
freshwater fishbone 1,337
freshwater pearl necklace 220
fricasseed brains 2,047
fried air 1
Friendliness Beverage 1,533
friendly cheez blob 1
Friendly Turkey 69
frightful feather 11,269
frigid air mattress 34
frigid derringer 60
frigid fudgepuck 362
frigid hankyū 88
frigid mote 54
frigid ninja stars 24,977
Frigid Northern Beans 269
frigid-ass club 1
frilly shirt 263
frilly skirt 3,053
frog lip-print 625
Frogade 781
Fromage Pinotage 198
frontwinder skin 384
frost flower 212
Frost™ brand sword 107
frost-rimed desk bell 50
frost-rimed seal hide 30
frostbite-flavored Hob-O 6,969
frosty halo 193
Frosty's arm 2
Frosty's carrot 3
Frosty's frosty mug 440
Frosty's iceball 1
Frosty's nailbat 3
Frosty's old silk hat 1
Frosty's snowball sack 1
Frown Exerciser 11
frozen banquet 199
frozen danish 169
frozen feather 4,669
frozen Mob Penguin 589
frozen mushroom 650
frozen nunchaku 819
frozen seal spine 87
frozen shampoo-conditioner 556
frozen tofu pop 469
frozen turtle shell 669
fruit basket 320
fruit bat 4
fruit bowl 200
fruit-stuffed rumcake 369
fruitcake 5,669
fruitfilm 2,382
fruity girl swill 837
fruity pebble 1
fry-oil-flavored Hob-O 969
frying brainpan 11
Fu Manchu Wax 217
fudge bunny 137
fudge cube 37
Fudge Fiber Armor Plating 169
fudge lily 1,020
fudge pocket square 21
fudge spork 669
fudge-shaped hole in space-time 888
fudgecule 42,231
fudgecycle 22
fudgesicle 669
Fudgie Roll 397
full lava bottle 66
full meat tank 1,298
fumble formula 17
Fun-Guy spore 333
FunFunds™ 13,869
funhouse mirror 143
funky brass fez 469
funky dried mushroom 1,812
funky eyepatch 1,299
funky junk key 177
funny bone 582
funny paper hat 1
furniture dolly 909
furry fur 3,305
furry green earmuffs 20
furry green turtle 137
furry halo 222
furry kilt 125
furry pants 2,327
furry pill 95
furry skirt 34
fusilli marrownarrow 1,222
fusillocybin 142
future drug: Coolscaline 315
future drug: Muscularactum 233
future drug: Smartinex 200
fuzzbump 1,475
Fuzzby 1
fuzzy busby 26
fuzzy dice 70
fuzzy earmuffs 35
fuzzy montera 37
fuzzy polar bear ears 7
Fuzzy Tentacle 369
ga-ga radio 4,020
Gabarbar 37
gaffer's tape 69
Gaia beads 688
Galapagosian Cuisses 1
gallon of milk 37
Game Grid ticket 5,555
Game Grid token 4,869
GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine 3,669
gamer slurry 2,169
gamma nog 1,069
ganger bandana 76
garbage juice slurpee 23,669
garbage sticker 15
garbage-juice-flavored Hob-O 1,437
garish pinky ring 2,112
Garter of the Turtle Poacher 1
gas balloon 1,969
gas can 1,592
gasmask 2
Gathered Meat-Clip 13,269
gator shades 969
gator skin 1,037
gatorskin umbrella 148
Gauntlets of the Blood Moon 19
gauze garter 8,969
gauze hammock 196
gauze shorts 800
Gazelleton 3
gazely stare 83
gazing shoes 22
Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire 48
gearbox necklace 26
Gearhead Goo 1,187
gelatinous meat mass 37
Genalen™ Bottle 4,469
Gene Tonic: Beast 115
Gene Tonic: Constellation 102
Gene Tonic: Construct 137
Gene Tonic: Demon 42
Gene Tonic: Dude 42
Gene Tonic: Elemental 11
Gene Tonic: Elf 44
Gene Tonic: Fish 112
Gene Tonic: Goblin 42
Gene Tonic: Hippy 56
Gene Tonic: Hobo 69
Gene Tonic: Horror 37
Gene Tonic: Humanoid 42
Gene Tonic: Insect 61
Gene Tonic: Mer-kin 83
Gene Tonic: Orc 69
Gene Tonic: Penguin 69
Gene Tonic: Pirate 77
Gene Tonic: Plant 111
Gene Tonic: Slime 54
Gene Tonic: Undead 124
Gene Tonic: Weird 77
General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket 2,037
generic healing potion 115,390
generic mana potion 17,977
generic restorative potion 5,116
genie's bracers 2
genie's pants 3
genie's scimitar 1
genie's turbane 3
Gets-You-Drunk 77
ghast iron cleaver 23
ghast iron codpiece 113
ghast iron Garibaldi 37
ghast iron heater shield 142
ghast iron ingot 23
Ghiaccio Colada 12
Ghosprey 7
ghost accordion 269
ghost beer 555
ghost bit 4,669
ghost cucumber 8,555
Ghost Dog Chow 4,000
ghost key 2,469
ghost of a necklace 33
ghost pencil 20
ghost pepper 17
ghost pickle on a stick 177
Ghost Pinching Quarterly 37
ghost protocol 49
ghost shawl 1
ghost thread 11
ghost toga 507
ghost trap 485
ghostly body paint 4,248
ghostly dagger 69
ghostly ectoplasm 9,069
ghostly pickling solution 89
ghuol ears 10,599
ghuol egg 4,591
ghuol egg quiche 1,188
ghuol guolash 3,869
ghuol-ear kabob 1,014
giant artisanal rice peeler 742
Giant black monolith 369
giant book of ancient carols 17
giant breath mint 804
giant cactus quill 494
giant candy cane 369
giant cheesestick 27
giant clay ashtray 69
giant designer sunglasses 2,137
giant diamond ring 285
giant discarded bottlecap 316
giant discarded plastic fork 1,069
giant discarded torn-up glove 283
giant driftwood sculpture 33
giant fishhook 42
giant foam finger 343
giant free-range mushroom 6
giant giant moth dust 1,337
giant glass of brandy 37
giant grain of protein powder 1,324
giant green gummi bear 1,969
giant green gummi ingot 420
giant gym membership card 920
giant heirloom grape tomato 469
giant jar of protein powder 3,693
giant marshmallow 34
giant motorcycle boots 140
giant moxie weed 1,639
giant neckbeard 1,688
giant needle 4,257
giant O 13
giant pearl 14
giant penguin keychain 629
giant pinky ring 1,625
giant red gummi bear 1,669
giant red gummi ingot 301
giant safety pin 2,861
giant shrimp fork 157
giant spider leg 969
giant stuffed bugbear 17
giant tube of black lipstick 13,042
giant turkey leg 460
giant X 13
giant yellow gummi bear 228
giant yellow gummi ingot 306
giant yellow hat 179
gibson 896
gift card 301
gift-a-pult 20
gilded ancient cursed chest 32
gilded ancient cursed key 42
gilded BRICKO brick 7
gilded lily 142
gilded trumpet 16
gill rings 15
gilt perfume bottle 839
gimlet 618
gin and tonic 183
Gin Mint 337
gin-soaked blotter paper 40
ginger beer 3
ginger snaps 21,445
gingerbeard 15
gingerbread bugbear 16,469
gingerbread cigarette 15
gingerbread dog treat 30
gingerbread gavel 8
gingerbread hoodie 1,192
gingerbread horror 1,927
gingerbread house 37
gingerbread mask 217
gingerbread moneybag 1
gingerbread mug 1,269
gingerbread mutant bugbear 1,209
gingerbread nylons 1,747
gingerbread pirate 651
gingerbread pistol 4
gingerbread restraining order 90
gingerbread robot 139
gingerbread smartphone 43,233
gingerbread spice latte 13
gingerbread tophat 4
gingerbread trousers 4
gingerbread waistcoat 4
gingerbread wine 533
gingernade 1,368
gingerservo 22
gingham blouse 169
ginormous pumpkin 222
ginseng 48
giraffe-necked turtle 1,003
glacial clock 142
gladiator tunica 294
Glamare 3
glark cable 298
Glass Balls of the Goblin King 2
glass casserole dish 17
glass gnoll eye 13
glass of baboon milk 969
glass of bourbon 222
glass of drippy wine 55
glass of gnat milk 1,260
glass of goat's milk 1,722
glass of herbal tequila 2,869
glass of raw eggs 137
glass of warm milk 4,669
glass of warm water 2,669
glass pie plate 13
glass slipper 20
gleaming oyster egg 469
Glenn's golden dice 4
glimmering buzzard feather 27
glimmering great tit feather 69
glimmering penguin feather 37
glimmering phoenix feather 180
glimmering roc feather 90
glistening fish meat 169
glistening oyster egg 969
glistening staff 69
glittery mascara 14,388
Glo-Pop 397
glob of cream cheese 1,339
glob of enchanted icing 313
glob of extra-green chlorophyll 37
glob of green slime 669
glob of melted wax 1,111
glob of salty molasses 4,329
glob of spoiled mayo 1,364
glob of undifferentiated tissue 6,660
globe of Deep Sauce 169
Globmule 4
gloomy mushroom wine 170
glow-in-the-dark dart gun 27
glow-in-the-dark necklace 2,316
glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub 4
glow-in-the-dark wristwatch 19
glowing esca 277
glowing frisbee 1
glowing fungus 282
glowing New Age crystal 169
glowing red eye 7,742
glowing spore pod 533
glowing syringe 340
Glum berry 417
glyph of athleticism 80
gnashing teeth 17
gnat lasagna 480
gnatloaf 645
gnatloaf casserole 153
gnatwing 11,090
gnatwing earring 323
gnauga hide 8,288
gnauga hide buckler 252
gnauga hide chaps 350
gnauga hide kilt 256
gnauga hide skirt 50
gnauga hide vest 388
gnauga hide whip 269
gnawed-up dog bone 30
gnocchetti di Nietzsche 969
gnoll lips 2,322
gnoll teeth 3,453
gnoll-tooth necklace 707
Gnollish autoplunger 1,043
Gnollish casserole dish 1,389
Gnollish Crossdress 506
Gnollish flyswatter 2,075
Gnollish pie server 987
Gnollish pie tin 69,969
Gnollish plunger 2,362
Gnollish sangria 1,337
Gnollish slotted spoon 1,317
Gnollish toolbox 1,232
Gnomish sagngria 188
Gnomish toolbox 177
Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer 79
go-go potion 1,330
Go-Wassail 10,069
goat 4,366
goat beard 18,175
goat cheese 219,604
goat cheese pizza 16,469
goat cheese taco 261
goatskin umbrella 295
gob of wet hair 13,969
goblin autoblowgun 220
goblin bone hilt 6
goblin collarbone 2
goblin hunting spear 242
goblin paste 111
goblin water 69
God Lobster Egg 2
gold Boozehounds Anonymous token 288
gold crown 207
gold lamé pants 723
gold nuggets 116,669
gold skull ring 11
gold star 5,052
gold tooth 75
gold toothbrush 1,744
Gold Velvet™ whiskey 1,769
gold wedding ring 118
golden banana 13
golden fleece 225
golden gum 11,699
golden gun 560
Golden Kokomo Resort Chip 17
Golden Light 117
Golden Mean 269
golden plastic oyster egg 37
golden ring 2,888
golden tattoo gun 4
golden twig 69
Good 'n' Quiet 569
Good 'n' Slimy 1,369
good brain 3,938
good gravy 113
goodberry 169
Goodfella contract 81
gooey drippy candy bar 1
gooey lava globs 137
gooey paste 113
goofily-plumed helmet 2,569
googly eye 293
googly-ball hat 12
googly-heart hat 1
googly-star hat 21
gooified animal matter 8,769
gooified mineral matter 6,969
gooified vegetable matter 7,917
Gordon Bennett 420
Gorillape 3
gory drippy orb 1
goth kid t-shirt 861
GOTO 5,335
goulauncher 37
gourmet gourami oil 969
government 377
government booze shipment 170
government candy shipment 170
government cheese 475
government food shipment 170
government per-diem 4,969
government requisition form 2,669
government-issue identification badge 379
government-issued candy 1,037
government-issued eyeshade 1
government-issued necktie 1
government-issued night-vision goggles 160
government-issued slacks 1
gr8ps 1,669
grain of sand 8,269
grandfather watch 21
Granny Hackleton's Gatling gun 11
Granny Tood's Thanksgarden Catalog 1
grape troll doll 9
grapefruit 10,681
grapes 17,805
grass blade 69
grass clippings 286
grass hat 37
grass skirt 20
grass whistle 72
Grasshopper 21
grassy cutlass 321
Grateful Undead T-shirt 252
Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) 37
Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) 42
Gratitude chocolate (octopus-filled) 1
Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) 8
grave robbing shovel 2,047
graveyard snowglobe 169
gravy boat 7
Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob 1
gray bow tie 777
gray seashell 1,412
grease cannon 71
grease gun 2
grease trap 1,288
greasy desk bell 49
greasy paste 188
Great Ball of Frozen Fire 1
great big capacitor 242
great old fashioned 2,069
Great Older Fashioned 169
Great Wolf's beastly trousers 2
Great Wolf's left paw 3
Great Wolf's lice 1
Great Wolf's right paw 1
Great Wolf's rocket launcher 2
Greatest American Pants 1
Greaves of the Murk Lord 18
Greek fire 369
green and red bean 4,301
green balloon 8,669
green bean casserole 400
green beer 3,777
green BRICKO brick 101
Green Burlap 177
green candy heart 12,469
green candygram 1,527
green clay bead 70
green cloth cap 142
Green Clover of Justice 4
green drunki-bear 3,169
green eggnog 42
green face paint 1
Green Giant 269
green glowstick 9
green gummi ingot 2,843
green hamhock 42
green lava globs 37
green LavaCo Lamp™ 13
green mana 222
Green Manalishi 8,869
green marshmallow 1,369
Green Muslin 169
green peawee marble 137
green pill 7
green pixel 56,669
green pixel potion 3,669
green pixie spog 42
green rock candy 27
green rocket 20,537
green seashell 2,069
green slime glob 1,142
green smoke bomb 475
green snowcone 2,469
Green Velvet 237
green-frosted astral cupcake 4,369
green-iced sweet roll 69
gremlin juice 826
gremlin mutagen 169
grey cube 350
grey gosling 2
Grey Guanon 69
grilled cheese sandwich 95
grilled mooseflank 196
Grim Brothers' story book 64
grim fairy tale 2,669
Grimacite Bock 2
Grimacite gaiters 1
Grimacite galoshes 1
Grimacite garter 1
Grimacite gasmask 1
Grimacite gat 1
Grimacite gauntlets 1
Grimacite girdle 1
Grimacite glaive 1
Grimacite go-go boots 2
Grimacite goggles 1
Grimacite gorget 1
Grimacite gown 1
Grimacite greaves 1
Grimacite guayabera 1
grimstone galoshes 37
grimstone mask 1,069
grimy lab coat 1,393
grinning turtle 31
grip key 15
grisly shell fragment 1,669
grisly shield 1
grizzled bearskin 3,020
grody jug 912
grog 5,037
grog nuts 5
groggipop 283
grogpagne 613
Groll doll 839
groose grease 1,560
groovy prism necklace 103
groping claw 13
grouchy restless spirit 1,667
grouper fangirl 42
groupie bra 74
groupie lipstick 1,096
groupie spangles 281
groveling gravel 18
grubby wool 1,269
grubby wool beerwarmer 37
grubby wool gloves 13
grubby wool hat 13
grubby wool scarf 13
grubby wool trousers 13
grubby woolball 42
grue egg 129
grue egg omelette 1
Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog 4
grumpy old man charrrm 933
grumpy old man charrrm bracelet 926
grungy bandana 596
grungy flannel shirt 372
guancertina 71
guano coffee cup 136
guard turtle collar 372
guard turtle shell 527
guffin 2
guilty sprout 837
guitar pick 5,069
gummi ammonite 27
gummi belemnite 30
gummi bowtie 14
gummi canary 6,096
gummi fang 54
gummi salamander 1,707
gummi snake 5,405
gummi sword 7
gummi trilobite 28
gummi turtle 953
Gummi-DNA 4,042
Gummi-Gnauga 4,428
Gummy Brains 516
gumshoes 6
gun cleaning kit 468
gun parts 669
gunky chicken 1,390
gunner's daughter 269
gunpowder burrito 1,934
gunwale 17
gunwale whalegun 1
guts necklace 14
guy made of bee pollen 369
Guzzlr cocktail set 320
Guzzlr tablet 1
Guzzlrbuck 1,000
gym membership card 698
gym shorts 211
Gyromitra Dynomita mushroom 288
gyroscope 3,069
hacked gibson 9,069
haemolymphnode 43
haggis socks 769
haggis-infused soap 1,469
haggis-wrapped haggis-stuffed haggis 826
haiku katana 7
hair of the fish 133
hair oil 288
hair spray 51,888
Hairpiece On Fire 100
hairy staff 125
Half a Purse 42
half double fruitcake 13
half of a gold tooth 1,583
half-baked potion 31,773
half-digested coal 355
half-empty carton of milk 61
half-height cigar 37
half-height unicycle 15
half-melted spoon 62
half-orchid 4,016
half-rotten brain 37
half-size scalpel 303
half-sized guitar 1,867
halfberd 358
halibut 70
ham steak 620
hambrosier 169
hamburger 2,969
hamethyst 699
hamethyst bracelet 24
hamethyst earring 60
hamethyst necklace 269
hamethyst ring 8
hamethyst-handled sixgun 74
hamlet sandwich 13,337
hammerus 58
hand grenegg 322
Hand in Glove 37
hand of cards 3,725
Hand that Rocks the Ladle 501
hand-carved bokken 6
hand-carved bow 5
hand-carved staff 7
hand-crafted candy cane 13
hand-knitted Crimbo socks 1
hand-knitted diving booties 1
handful of barley 1,505
handful of bees 5
handful of Boltsmann bearings 255
handful of confetti 176
handful of crafty noodles 202
handful of Crotchety Pine needles 53
handful of drink tickets 146
handful of fire 569
handful of hand chalk 15,869
handful of honey 217
handful of Laughing Willow bark 49
handful of moss 8,077
handful of napalm 17
handful of numbers 67
handful of nuts and berries 2,900
handful of pine needles 4,475
handful of sand 11,279
handful of sawdust 829
handful of Smithereens 6,369
handful of stubble 291
handful of tips 386
handful of toilet paper 146
handful of walnuts 2,215
handmade hobby horse 19
Handsome Devil 399
handsomeness potion 1,067
handyman "hand soap" 321
hangman's hood 2
Hanukkimbo dreidl 1
happiness 4,393
Happy Birthday, Claude! cake 1,866
hard rock 1
hard spore pod 69
hardboiled egg 8,169
hardened slime belt 3
hardened slime hat 4
hardened slime pants 2
hardware upgrade 3
hare brush 42
hare pin 1
harem girl t-shirt 500
Hatorade 338
haunted battery 4,469
haunted bindle 56
haunted bottle of vodka 569
haunted cherry pie 1,384
haunted doghouse 1
haunted eggnog 742
haunted flame 3,369
haunted gimlet 1,669
haunted Hell ramen 1,269
haunted martini 1,669
haunted orange 707
haunted paddle-ball 448
haunted pizza 1,069
Haunted Sorority House staff guide 1,495
hawk 276
hawkface potion 566
Hawking's Elixir of Brilliance 1,669
Haymaker 77
hazmat helmet 49
head mirror 669
head-mounted Trainbot 6
headhunter necktie 742
headless sparrow 42
heart cozy 1,169
heart necklace 2,369
heart of dark chocolate 1
heart of rock and roll 43
heart of the volcano 21
heart-shaped balloon 12,007
heart-shaped candy whetstone 600
heart-shaped crate 2
heat-resistant gloves 282
heat-resistant necktie 865
heat-resistant sheet metal 544
heather graham cracker 242
heavy crown 320
heavy D 50,969
heavy duty umbrella 55
heavy hot sauce 1
heavy leather-bound tome 19
heavy metal sonata 1,237
heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr 689
heavy necklace chain 1,199
heavy-duty clipboard 77
heavy-duty Crimbot aerial 137
hedgeturtle 1,144
Heimandatz's heart 1
Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans 13
Hell and How I Bent It 6
Hell broth 2,354
hell in a bucket 1,086
Hell ramen 3,369
Hellfire Spicy Beans 300
hellion cube 1,711
hellseal claw 6,530
hellseal whisker 1,103
Helm of the Scream Emperor 9
helm of the white knight 42
helmet recipe 4,322
helmet turtle 68,531
Helps-You-Sleep 1
Helvella Haemophilia mushroom 32
hemlock helm 13
hemp backpack 1
hemp candy necklace 207
hemp net 861
hemp string 5,649
henna face paint 597
henna tattoo 349
hep waders 2
herb brownies 3,969
herbal stuffing 969
herbs 13,111
hermedisiac cologne 248
hermit factoid 269
hermit permit 3,920
Herring Daiquiri 50
Herring Wallbanger 69
herringcello 787
Herringtini 169
Hersey™ SMOOCH 101
hi-octane carrot juice 69
hibernating Grimstone Golem 1
hibernating robot reindeer 1
hibiscus petal 2,299
Hide-rox™ cookie 63
hideous egg 169
high-calorie sugar substitute 1,769
high-energy mining laser 995
high-pressure seltzer bottle 137
high-resistance ultrapolymer plating 420
high-speed upgrade 69
high-temperature mining drill 37
high-temperature mining mask 869
high-test fishing line 37
Highest Bitter 169
hill of beans 9,969
Himalayan Hidalgo sauce 200
hippo skin buckler 244
hippo whip 269
hippopotamus kilt 793
hippopotamus pants 269
hippopotamus skin 4,369
hipposkin poncho 442
Hippy Army MPE 245
hippy bongo 966
hippy herbal tea 3,937
hippy medical kit 1,604
hippy paste 37
hippy protest button 137
History's Most Offensive Jokes, Vol. IX 2
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians 7
Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) 1
HOA citation pad 1
HOA regulation book 1
HOA zombie eyes 1
hoarded candy wad 1,669
hobo dungarees 3
hobo fortress blueprints 15
hobo nickel 1,336
hobo paste 77
hobo stogie 3
hockey stick of furious angry rage 5
Hodgman's almanac 1
Hodgman's blanket 606
Hodgman's cane 1
Hodgman's harmonica 2
Hodgman's imaginary hamster 1
Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times 2
Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics 4
Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin 14
Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top 18
Hodgman's lobsterskin pants 4
Hodgman's varcolac paw 2
Holiday Fun! 18,888
holiday log 69
holistic headache remedy 5,469
Hollandaise helmet 44,012
hollow rock 1,469
holly-flavored Hob-O 3,888
holo-bomber 106
holo-platoon 13
holo-tank 14
holy bomb, batman 82
home robotics kit 769
Homebodyl™ 630
homemade robot 1
homemade robot gear 15
homeopathic healing powder 200
homeopathic mint tea 996
honey bun of Boris 13
honey dipper 8
honey mead 37
honey stick 1,969
honey-dew 469
honey-dipped locust 1,690
honey-drenched ham slice 4,737
honeycap 4
honeypot 11
hopeful candle 1
hopping socks 49
horizontal tango 4,769
hors d'oeuvre tray 2,380
Hot 'n' Scarys 369
hot and sour sauce 202
hot ashes 446
hot buttered roll 2,669
hot button candy 580
hot cluster 2
hot clusterbomb 9
hot coal 1,367
hot cocoa au beurre 369
hot cocoa with rainbow marshmallows 569
hot date 23,250
hot daub 329
hot daub bun 3
hot daub stand 25
hot Dreadsylvanian cocoa 669
hot egg 13
hot hi mein 1,769
hot jelly 169
hot katana blade 8,669
hot mint schnocolate 1,420
hot nuggets 2,406
hot pink lipstick 296
hot plate 919
hot powder 1,790
hot spore pod 69
hot stuffing 119
hot wad 11,111
hot watered rum 7,150
hot wine 931
hot wing 20,069
hotel minibar key 645
hothammer 16
Hotwire™ brand candy rope 121
hourglass 2
house of twigs and spit 22
house-sized mushroom 3
housekeeping automa-core 23
hovering sombrero 215
How to Avoid Scams 20,669
How To Get Bigger Without Really Trying 21
How to Play Othello 123
huge bowl of candy 769
huge Crimbo cookie 669
huge gold coin 1,377
huge mint leaf 337
huge mosquito proboscis 12
huge pumpkin 222
huge spoon 2,025
human musk 138
Humanitini 437
humble pie 155
Humpty Dumplings 43
Hundred Headed IPA 400
Hunger™ Sauce 22
hunk of granite 139
hushed puppy 77
hustler shades 1,853
hyperbolic plasma focuser 507
hyperinflated seal lung 21
hypnodisk 1
hypodermic needle 469
ice baby 3
ice cream sandwich 90
ice harvest 5,969
ice hotel bell 67
ice house 37
Ice Island Long Tea 154
ice pick 2
ice porter 1,569
ice rice 137
ice skate decoy 15
ice skate doll 105
ice stein 75
ice wine 22
Ice-Cold Aluminum Necklace 29
Ice-Cold Beer Ring 106
Ice-Cold Beerring 7
ice-cold Cloaca Zero 291
ice-cold fotie 54,257
ice-cold Sir Schlitz 54,122
ice-cold six-pack 1,650
ice-cold Willer 196,169
iceberg lettuce 37
Iceberglar scarf 372
iceberglet 2
iced plum wine 1,937
iced-out bling 113
icicle katana 27
icing poncho 7
icy hairspray 88
icy katana hilt 1,566
icy mushroom wine 42
icy-hot katana 728
iFlail 7
igloo pie 288
iGoogly 3,588
Iiti Kitty Gumdrop 2,978
Iiti Kitty phone charm 7,990
illegal firecracker 2,369
illicit fish sauce 137
Illuminati earpiece 127
Illustrated Mating Rituals of the Gallapagos 23
imaginary lemon 526
imbued seal-blubber candle 2
imitation crab crate 512
imitation crab meat 3,266
imitation crab zoea 37
imitation nice watch 2
imitation whetstone 21
imitation White Russian 26,447
immense ballet shoes 69
immense cyborg hand 326
immense free-range mushroom 64
imp air 469
Imp Ale 23,894
imp unity ring 677
imported lemon lozenge 202
imported taffy 8,269
improved martini 148
impure gasoline 418
in-the-box spring shoes 2
incredible pizza 769
incredibly creepy marionette 800
incredibly dense meat gem 1
indescribably horrible paste 88
indie comic hipster glasses 1
industrial strength anti-fungal spray 18
industrial strength starch 637
industrially-crushed ice 1,013
inert sludgepuppy 6
infant sandworm 2
infernal fife 1,722
infernal insoles 2,110
infernal snowball 37
infernal toilet brush 177
inflammable leaf 13
inflatable baseball bat 6
inflatable duck 5,337
inflatable LT&T telegraph office 13
infrablack lipstick 1,369
ingot of seal-iron 4
ingot turtle 13
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 10
Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) 1
initiative shawarma 57
ink bladder 1,530
inkwell 4,969
inky squid sauce 2,998
Inndya trading card 111
Inner Strength 42
Inner Truth 37
Inner Wisdom 37
innuendo 389
insane tophat 27
insanely spicy bean burrito 6,390
insanely spicy enchanted bean burrito 8,515
insanely spicy jumping bean burrito 777
Instant Karma 5
insulated gold wire 17
insulting hat 3
intact anemone spike 7,149
intact medium-wave antenna 15
interesting-looking twig 4,088
internet point 123
interrogative elixir 237
Interview With You (a Vampire) 269
intimidating coiffure 19
intricate clockwork big hand 10
intricate clockwork birdhouse 16
intricate clockwork cuckoo 11
intricate clockwork disc 13
intricate clockwork egg 28
intricate clockwork little hand 13
intricate clockwork numeral I 10
intricate clockwork numeral II 10
intricate clockwork numeral III 13
intricate clockwork numeral IV 9
intricate clockwork numeral IX 11
intricate clockwork numeral V 9
intricate clockwork numeral VI 11
intricate clockwork numeral VII 9
intricate clockwork numeral VIII 13
intricate clockwork numeral X 11
intricate clockwork numeral XI 8
intricate clockwork numeral XII 11
intricate music box parts 3
intriguing puzzle box 27
invisibility cream 59
invisibility potion 237
invisible bag 342
invisible potion 493
ion grid 2,569
ion-pulse modulation stabilizer 810
irate sombrero 962
Irish Coffee, English Heart 169
Iron Beta of Industry 19
iron chain 3
iron helmet 44
iron pasta spoon 2,077
iron torso box 206
ironic battle spoon 416
ironic jogging shorts 569
ironic knit cap 93
ironic mint 420
ironic moustache 174
ironic oversized sunglasses 111
irradiated candy cane 5,885
irradiated pet snacks 101
irradiated turtle 590
irresistibility potion 169
irritability potion 25
iShield 11
Island Hurricane 69
Island Landslide 169
Island Thunderstorm 37
isotophat 13
Iunion Crown 1
ivory cue ball 169
jabañero pepper 20,896
jabañero-flavored chewing gum 4,369
jack flapper 1,496
Jack-in-the-box 1,277
Jack-O-Lantern beer 3,337
Jackass Plumber home game 1
Jackhammer 111
Jacob's rung 568
jagged scrap metal 577
jagged tooth 94
jalapeño slices 43
jam band 42
jam band bootleg 969
Jamaican coffee 420
jamfish jam 251
Jamocha berry 46
janglin' bones 627
jangly bracelet 266
jangly spurs 15
janitor sponge 67
janitor's mop 800
January's Garbage Tote 1
January's Garbage Tote (unopened) 1
jar full of wind 520
jar of "Creole Lady" marrrmalade 214
jar of fermented pickle juice 2,669
jar of frostigkraut 2
jar of magical relish 11
jar of psychoses (Jick) 69
jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) 32
jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) 24
jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) 37
jar of psychoses (The Old Man) 13
jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) 52
jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) 107
jar of squeeze 117
jar of swamp gas 14,540
jar of swamp honey 1,869
Jarlsberg's earring 269
Jarlsberg's key lime 88
Jarlsberg's key lime pie 283
Jarlsberg's vegetable soup 13
jaunty feather 6,169
java cookie 266
jawbruiser 669
Jawmaster 2000™ 25
jazz soap 3,807
jazzy cigarette holder 123
Jefferson wings 769
Jekyllin hide belt 3
jellyfish gel 586
Jerks' Health™ Magazine 209
jerky coins 6,011
jet bennie marble 8
jewel-eyed wizard hat 6
jewelry-making pliers 1,869
jigsaw blade 443
jingling spore pod 1,351
jive turkey leg 1,102
Jocko Homo's head 7
Jokester makeup 85
Jolly Roger charrrm 821
Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet 369
joybuzzer 6,605
jug of "wine" 62
jug of baconstone juice 109
jug of booze 161
jug of Gnomochloric acid 2,369
jug of hamethyst juice 169
jug of porquoise juice 111
jug of Sneaky Pete's Mojo 1
jug-o-magicalness 4,116
juggling ball 169
Juju Mojo Mask 1
Jumbo Dr. Lucifer 430
jumbo olive 1,669
jumping bean burrito 2,322
jumping bean taco 1,454
jumping horseradish 2,222
jungle drum 1,077
jungle floor wax 2,430
Jungle Juice 114
Junior Adventurer's kit 3
Junior Adventurer's merit badge 2
juniper berries 420
junk band 70
junk food 420
junk trunks 37
junk yard 230
Junk-Bond 274
junk-mail shirt 177
kamicorpse-ee 628
karma shawarma 2,969
Kashmir sweater 642
keel-haulin' knife 410
Keese berry 55
keg shield 1,337
Kelflar vest 65
kelp 2,471
kelp-holly drape 13
kelp-holly gun 12
Kentucky-fried meat crossbow 13
Kentucky-fried meat staff 13
Kentucky-fried meat sword 105
Kentucky-style derby 242,042
kerosene-soaked skip 2
ketchup 1,669
ketchup hound 8,286
Kevlar balloon 104
khaki duffel bag 13
kick-ass kicks 769
kickback cookbook 44
kill screen 1
killer rag doll 340
killing feather 5,365
killing jar 777
kilopede skull 237
king cookie 81
Kiss the Knob apron 19
Kissin' Cousins 32
kite 547
kitten burglar 1
kitty sheet music 1
Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card 42
kiwi 2,869
kiwi beak 205
kneecapping stick 2,293
knight cookie 185
knob bugle 1,716
Knob Göblin lòve potion 169
Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar 340
Knob Goblin elite helm 3,244
Knob Goblin elite pants 1,808
Knob Goblin elite polearm 48
Knob Goblin elite shirt 1,705
Knob Goblin eyedrops 7,887
Knob Goblin firecracker 5,645
Knob Goblin harem pants 1,457
Knob Goblin harem veil 1,021
Knob Goblin learning pill 2,140
Knob Goblin love potion 19,504
Knob Goblin lunchbox 780
Knob Goblin melon baller 15,925
Knob Goblin Mutagen 277
Knob Goblin nasal spray 1,739
Knob Goblin pants 2,820
Knob Goblin perfume 590
Knob Goblin pet-buffing spray 4,173
Knob Goblin scimitar 3,300
Knob Goblin seltzer 81,866
Knob Goblin sharpening spray 2,135
Knob Goblin spatula 1,068
Knob Goblin steroids 25,990
Knob Goblin stink bomb 3,223
Knob Goblin superseltzer 38,109
Knob Goblin tongs 4,907
Knob Goblin Uberpants 269
Knob Goblin visor 22,435
Knob jelly donut 290
knob ka-bobs 21
Knob Kitchen grab-bag 137
Knob lo mein 975
Knob mushroom 4,797
knob mushroom wine 337
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Knob pasty 719
Knob sausage 744
Knob sausage stir-fry 405
Knob shroomkabob 131
Knob stir-fry 573
Knob stroganoff 1,369
Knob stuffed shells 505
knobby helmet turtle 151
knobby kneepads 173
Knoll lo mein 500
Knoll mushroom 4,969
knoll mushroom wine 269
Knoll shroomkabob 954
Knoll stir-fry 211
knuckle sandwich 975
kobold kibble 1,192
kobold treasure hoard 19
Kokomo Resort Brand Suntan Oil 13
Kokomo Resort Chip 185
Kokomo Resort Order Pad 240
Kokomo Resort Pass 219
KoL Con 13 snowglobe 1
KoL Con 13 T-shirt 374
KoLHS Pep Squad Box 2
Krakrox's Loincloth 1
Krampus Horn 1
Kudzu salad 17
Kudzu slaw 264
kumquartz 35
kumquartz ring 13
kumquat 5,024
kumquat supersucker 64
L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate 1,317
La Fantasma y La Oscuridad 2,696
La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez 2
lab-grown meat 1,121
labrador cookie 11
ladle of mystery 2
Lapis Lazuli 2,369
large box 14,369
large cocoa eggshell fragment 1,444
large pile of sand 3
large tankard of ale 313
Lars the Cyberian 69
laser-broiled pear 1,011
lava balaclava 3
lava cake 1,369
Lava Miner's Daughter 18
lava-proof pants 222
LavaCo™ Lamp housing 16
lavalarva 2
Lavalos's shell 2
lavawater 1,469
lavender candy heart 80,000
lavender candygram 2,729
lavender paisley oyster egg 1,588
lavender plastic oyster egg 1,411
lavender polka-dot oyster egg 842
lavender striped oyster egg 1,163
law-abiding citizen cane 134
lawn dart 96
lawnmower blade 169
Lazenby's Life Lesson 2
Lazybones™ recliner 88
LCD game: Burger Belt 828
LCD game: Food Eater 668
LCD game: Garbage River 1,336
lead collar 42
lead necklace 2,537
lead umbrella 37
lead yo-yo 369
leaf 969
leaf of grass 557
leaflet 4,437
leafy browns 1
leather aviator's cap 7
leather bookmark 700
leather chaps 4,114
leather glove 450
leather mask 4,669
leathery bat skin 2,453
leathery cat skin 6,776
leathery rat skin 1,698
LED block 344
Lederhosen of the Night 3
leechknife 37
left bear arm 2
left bracket 223
left half of a heart necklace 659
left parenthesis 1,375
Left-Hand Man action figure 4
left-handed melodica 1
leftover canapés 369
leftover chocolate bar 220
leftover Crimbo rations 16
leftover pasty 50
leftovers 369
leftovers of indeterminate origin 1,037
leftovers sandwich 1,469
leg-mounted Trainbots 9
legitimate business on the beach 969
lemon 78,222
lemon meringue pie 1,337
lemon popsicle 3,969
lemonade marble 31
Lemonade-235 169
lemonhead caviar 134
lemony scales 103
length of old fuse 41
length of string 1,388
Lens of Hatred 1
Leonard's glasses 43
leotarrrd 1,984
Lepardner 6
leprechaun hatchling 145
less-than-three-shaped box 197
lesser grodulated violet 7,469
Let Me Be! 77
Letter from Carrie Bradshaw 169
letterman's jacket 149
Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil 1,669
lewd playing card 120
Li'l Businessman Kit 72
li'l candy corn costume 37
li'l knight costume 2
li'l orphan tot 2
li'l unicorn costume 69
Liam's mail 151
liar's pants 2
libation of liveliness 888
libertagliatelle 54
Libram of BRICKOs 1
Libram of Candy Heart Summoning 2
Libram of Divine Favors 1
Libram of Love Songs 3
Libram of Pulled Taffy 1
Libram of Resolutions 1
library card 138
License To Kill 3
licorice boa 542
licorice garrote 186
licorice root 1,672
licorice snake 1,011
licorice whip 13
lifeless meat doll 42
lihc eye 13,337
lihc eye pie 2,169
lihc face 1,613
Lil' Snowball Factory 26
limburger biker boots 11
lime 15,669
lime supersucker 175
lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum 3,358
limepatch 69
limp broccoli 170
line 17,869
linguini immondizia bianco 1,369
linguini of the sea 137
linoleum crossbow 69
linoleum crossbow string 382
linoleum helmet turtle 69
linoleum meat stack 269
linoleum ore 1,220
linoleum staff 217
linoleum stick 378
linoleum sword 196
linoleum sword hilt 461
lint 7,269
lion musk 298
lion oil 1,586
liquid bread 369
liquid ice 107
liquid ice pack 480
liquid rhinestones 13
liquid shifting time weirdness 269
liquid smoke 1,251
liquid SONAR 64
lit leaf lasso 40
literal grasshopper 196
little black book 637
little box of fireworks 7
Little Crimson Book 42
little deuce cape 2
little firkin 5,692
Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab 4
little paper umbrella 15,677
little parachute guy 120
little piece of steel 18
little red .epub file 254
little red book 2
little red jam 618
little round pebble 544
little wooden mannequin 40
live lobster 269
live nautical mine 238
live wire 50
liver and let pie 677
liver popsicle 1,775
livid energy 20
Living to Drink, Drinking to Live 1
llama lama cria 2
llama lama gong 2,949
loaded serum blowgun 69
loadstone 480
loaf of alien bread 237
loaf of soda bread 3,369
loafers 420
loathing eagle baby-doll shirt 23
Loathing Idol Microphone 169
Loathing Idol Microphone (25% charged) 42
Loathing Idol Microphone (50% charged) 21
Loathing Idol Microphone (75% charged) 42
Loathing Legion many-purpose hook 1
Loathing Legion necktie 1
Loathing Legion pizza stone 1
Loathing Legion tattoo needle 1
Loathing Legion universal screwdriver 1
Lobos Mints 999
Lobster qua Grill 128
locked mumming trunk 1
Lockenstock™ sandals 1,569
Locust 269
lodestone 86
logging hatchet 611
logic synthesizer 455
lollipop cufflinks 1
Lollipop Drop 37
lollipop stick 15,138
LOLmec statuette 14
Lolsipop 1,169
London frog 342
long pork 3,669
long pork casserole 469
long pork chop sandwiches 1,469
long pork lasagna 269
long skinny balloon 3,669
long-forgotten necklace 101
long-stemmed rose 62
longhaired hippy wig 42
loose purse strings 3,673
loose teeth 31,148
Lord Flameface's cloak 1
Lord of the Flies-sized fries 4,600
Lord Soggyraven's Slippers 32
Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet 165
los chinos 963
lost elf luggage 798
lost key 1,269
lotion of coldness 1,792
lotion of hotness 769
lotion of sleaziness 3,000
lotion of spookiness 1,769
lotion of stench 666
Louder Than Bomb 669
Loudmouth Larry Lamprey 9,507
LOV Echinacea Bouquet 88
LOV Elephant 94
LOV Elixir #3 1,778
LOV Elixir #6 376
LOV Elixir #9 377
LOV Emotionizer 359
LOV Enamorang 234
LOV Entrance Pass 6
LOV Extraterrestrial Chocolate 437
love 6
Love Potions and the Wizards who Mix Them 21
love song of disturbing obsession 11,666
love song of icy revenge 11,699
love song of naughty innuendo 6,100
love song of smoldering passion 16,444
love song of sugary cuteness 11,669
love song of vague ambiguity 11,169
lovecat tail 969
low tide martini 37
low-budget shield 525
lowercase a 73
lowercase N 97
LT&T tattoo kit 3
LT&T telegraph office deed 1
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lucky bottlecap 338
lucky cat collar 355
lucky cat's paw 688
lucky Crimbo tiki necklace 13
lucky lighter 869
lucky rabbit's foot 869
lucky rabbitfish fin 1,291
Lucky Strikes holo-record 169
Lucky Surprise Egg 2,246
lucky Tam O'Shanter 1
lucky Tam O'Shatner 1
lucky-ish pill 277
Ludovico Pastaco 88
lumbering jack 6,094
Lumineux Limnio 500
lump of black ichor 3,107
lump of Brituminous coal 8,369
lump of clay 155
lump of coal 1,269
lump of diamond 1,369
lump of goofball ore 1,969
lump of loyal latite 26
lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter 2
lump of Saccharine Maple sap 58
Lump-Stacking for Beginners 3
lunar isotope 34,469
lupine appetite hormones 26
lupine sword 135
lustrous drippy orb 1
lustrous oyster egg 888
LWA ring 1
lychee chuhai 355
LyleCo premium pickaxe 1
lynyrd musk 4,042
lynyrd skin 254
lynyrd skinner toothblack 3,451
lynyrd snare 2,464
lynyrdskin breeches 218
lynyrdskin cap 66
lynyrdskin tunic 28
M-242 13,096
macaroni duck 2
Mace of the Tortoise 17
machetito 249
mad scientist's sock monkey 112
Mad Train wine 11,602
madius 169
Mae West 1,505
Mae West with a fly in it 300
mafia aria 2,025
mafia filofax 196
mafia middle finger ring 16
mafia organizer badge 2
mafia pinky ring 47
mafia pointer finger ring 4
mafia thumb ring 31
mafia wedding ring 7
magenta seashell 1,869
magic dragonfish fry 13
magic lamp 1,891
magic whistle 1,890
magical baguette 4,098
magical ice cube with a fly in it 1,571
magical ice cubes 16,699
magical mystery juice 16,311
magical pony: Dusk Shiny 5,002
magical pony: Pearjack 799
magical pony: Rosey Cake 777
magical pony: Shutterfly 737
magical pony: Spectrum Dash 975
magical pony: Uniquity 727
magical sausage 1,191
magical sausage casing 1,165
magicalness-in-a-can 2,618
magicberry tablets 1,854
magilaser blastercannon 4,169
MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech 1,469
magnetic field 28
magnetic sculpture kit 2,369
magnificent oyster egg 669
magnifying glass 269
magnolia blossom 824
magnum of fancy champagne 69
Maiali Sifilitici Pinot Noir 1
maid head 169
maiden wig 335
Make-Your-Own-Vampire-Fangs kit 1
makeshift cape 66
makeshift castanets 1
makeshift crane 6
makeshift sixgun 69
makeshift skirt 101
makeshift turban 42
Mallomarbles 369
mama's squeezebox 488
mana curds 1,651
mana-basted tofurkey leg 77
mana-coated yams 101
mana-fortified cranberry sauce 101
mana-stuffed herbal stuffing 77
mandarina colada 1,288
mandarina colada with a fly in it 364
Manetwich 204
mangled finger 101
mangled squirrel 263
manly bloomers 269
mannequin leg 449
Mansquito Serum 4
Mansquito's blood 322
mantis skull 269
Manual of Lock Picking 5
Manual of Secret Door Detection 19
Manual of Transcendent Olfaction 4
many-eyed glasses 222
map to a candy-rich block 669
map to the Cursed Village 14
map to the Mystic Wood 13
map to the Putrid Swamp 15
map to the Sprawling Cemetery 13
map to the Towering Mountains 13
maple leaf 1,677
maple syrup 7,727
margarita 4,669
mariachi G-string 2,000
mariachi hat 43,094
mariachi pants 4,861
mariachi toothpaste 83
marine aquamarine 177
Mariner's Friend cough drops 2,410
marionette 69
marionette collective 6
Mark I Steam-Hat 69
Mark II Steam-Hat 171
Mark III Steam-Hat 14
Mark IV Steam-Hat 399
Mark of the Bugbear 333
Mark of the Ghost 369
Mark of the Skeleton 369
Mark of the Vampire 369
Mark of the Werewolf 200
Mark of the Zombie 470
Mark V Steam-Hat 1,663
Marltini 1,321
Marquis de Poivre soda 55
marshmallow 69,000
marshmallow bomb 2,669
marshmallow flambé 80
marshroom 93
martini 5,369
martiny 2,069
Marvelous Unitard 1
Marvin's marvelous pill 569
marzipan skull 22,222
mashed potatoes 369
mass of wriggling tentacles 11
massive gemstone 888
Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery 3
massive sitar 108
massive wrench 11
mauve paisley oyster egg 669
mauve plastic oyster egg 1,155
mauve polka-dot oyster egg 2,069
mauve striped oyster egg 5,469
Maxing, Relaxing 369
Maxwell's Silver Hammer 4,182
MayDay™ contract 1
Mayflower bouquet 2
Mayo de Mayo™ mayo 37
mayo pump 16
Mayodiol 214
Mayoflex 236
Mayonex 274
Mayor Ghost's cloak 1
Mayor Ghost's khakis 1
Mayor Ghost's sash 2
Mayor Ghost's toupee 3
Mayostat 105
Mayozapine 105
McLeod's Hard Haggis-Ade 869
McMillicancuddy's Special Lager 2,316
meadeorite 2,069
Meat Butler 16
meat cowboy hat 316
Meat detector 37
meat engine 1,096
meat face 388
meat from yesterday 4,116
meat golem 169
Meat maid 101
Meat maid body 1,069
meat paste 1,366,429
meat shield 172
meat st‰¿bing club 102
meat stack 21,000
Meat Tenderizer is Murder 37
meat vortex 4,034
Meat-inflating powder 211
meatball 5,537
meatcar model 85
meatloaf helmet 111
meatsmithing guide 2,795
meatspout staff 37
Mechamelion 6
Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince 34
Medical Pastaco 13
Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs 11,000
medium slimy cyst 55
megacopia 237
megatofu 974
Meleegra™ pills 1,516
melon-infused sake 208
melted Jell-o shot 1,529
melty plastic grenade 19
meme generator 137
Memories of Beanslinging 1
Memories of Cow Punching 1
Memories of Snake Oiling 1
Memory Disk, Alpha 113
memory of a C 110
memory of a CA base pair 22
memory of a CG base pair 28
memory of a CT base pair 22
memory of a G 107
memory of a GT base pair 19
memory of a T 108
memory of an A 146
memory of an AG base pair 28
memory of an AT base pair 27
memory of some delicious amino acids 742
menorette 702
mentholated wine 2
menudo 554
menudo ravioli 1,169
Mer-kin begsign 12
Mer-kin breastplate 477
Mer-kin bunwig 90
Mer-kin cancerstick 90
Mer-kin cheatsheet 102
Mer-kin cookiestove 4,970
Mer-kin cooljuice 235
Mer-kin digpick 115
Mer-kin dodgeball 1
Mer-kin dragbelt 129
Mer-kin dragnet 1
Mer-kin eyedrops 37
Mer-kin eyeglasses 118
Mer-kin facecowl 6
Mer-kin fastjuice 212
Mer-kin finpaddle 37
Mer-kin fitbrine 69
Mer-kin foodbucket 1,509
Mer-kin gladiator tailpiece 3
Mer-kin gutgirdle 50
Mer-kin hallpass 139
Mer-kin healscroll 410
Mer-kin hidepaint 226
Mer-kin hookspear 153
Mer-kin killscroll 472
Mer-kin knucklebone 30
Mer-kin lipstick 226
Mer-kin lunchbox 177
Mer-kin mouthsoap 177
Mer-kin paste 107
Mer-kin pinkslip 69
Mer-kin prayerbeads 126
Mer-kin pressureglobe 267
Mer-kin ragejuice 245
Mer-kin rocksalt 169
Mer-kin rollpin 9
Mer-kin roundshield 515
Mer-kin saltmint 888
Mer-kin saltsquid 820
Mer-kin sawdust 178
Mer-kin scholar mask 3
Mer-kin scholar tailpiece 15
Mer-kin smartjuice 191
Mer-kin sneakmask 133
Mer-kin stopwatch 7
Mer-kin strongjuice 303
Mer-kin switchblade 1
Mer-kin takebag 569
Mer-kin thingpouch 1,069
Mer-kin waistrope 11
Mer-kin weaksauce 300
Mer-kin wordquiz 709
Mer-kin worktea 135
Merc Core challenge coin 1
Merc Core deployment orders 4
Merc Core Field Manual: Intimidation Techniques 4
Merc Core Field Manual: Sanity Maintenance 3
mercenary headband 358
mercenary pistol 17
mercenary rifle 11
mermaid's purse 94
mesh cap 3,769
Mesmereyes™ contact lenses 20
metal band T-shirt 88
metal mandible 28
metal meteoroid 1,269
metallic A 7,348
metallic foil bow 13
metallic foil cat ears 99
metallic foil radar dish 71
metandienone 1
Meteoid ice beam 4
meteor shower cap 48
meteorb 77
meteoreo 1,869
meteorite guard 222
Meteorite-Ade 1,369
meteortarboard 27
meteorthopedic shoes 69
metrognome 1
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler 1,969
Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub 8,333
micronova 69
Microplushie: Bropane 622
Microplushie: Dorkonide 297
Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid 275
Microplushie: Fauxnerditide 224
Microplushie: Gothochondria 615
Microplushie: Hippylase 689
Microplushie: Hipsterine 439
Microplushie: Hobomosome 461
Microplushie: Otakulone 1,920
Microplushie: Raverdrine 534
Microplushie: Sororitrate 576
microwave stogie 21
mid-level medieval mead 50
Middle of the Road™ brand whiskey 31,369
midget clownfish 17
midriff scrubs 2,137
milestone 21
military candy cane 96
military-grade peppermint oil 156
milk of magnesium 26,969
Milk Studs 16,669
milky potion 18,877
mime army camouflage kit 42
mime army challenge coin 11
mime army infiltration glove 6
mime army insignia (cryonics) 5
mime army insignia (espionage) 5
mime army insignia (infantry) 13
mime army insignia (intelligence) 7
mime army insignia (morale) 7
mime army insignia (psychological warfare) 5
mime army insignia (pyrotechnics) 5
mime army insignia (sanitation) 14
mime army rations 80
mime army shotglass 7
mime army superserum 42
mime army wine 75
mime eraser 719
mime pocket probe 1
mime soul fragment 481
mimeplasm 37
miming beret 39
miming boots 29
miming corduroys 38
miming gloves 33
miming shirt 44
mimosette 184
mince pie 169
mind flayer corpse 20,883
mineapple 362
miner's helmet 743
miner's pants 1,400
Mini-Crimbot crate 2
mini-marshmallow dispenser 37
mini-martini 369
mini-Mr. Accessory 44
mini-zeppelin 113
miniature antlers 9
miniature boiler 185
miniature carton of clove cigarettes 7
miniature castagnets 13
miniature coffin 1
miniature dormouse 176
miniature espresso maker 131
miniature goose mask 11
miniature gravy-covered maypole 2
miniature Jacob's ladder 11
miniature life preserver 296
miniature power pill 28
miniature pruning shears 37
miniature stuffed Goth Giant 16
miniature tophat 21
Miniborg beeper 60
Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot 31
Miniborg hiveminder 61
Miniborg laser 50
Miniborg stomper 85
Miniborg strangler 212
MiniMechaElf Laser Punch Missile Launcher 18
minin' dynamite 135
miniscule beatbox 42
mint condition magnifying glass 1
Mint Salton Pepper's Peppermint Seed Catalog 1
Mint Yulep 420
mint-condition magic wand 15
Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet 7
Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass 8
Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge 6
Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves 7
Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow 11
mirrored aviator shades 8
Miserable Pie 369
misfit dolly 25
misfit hobby horse 13
misfit teddy bear 31
Miss Graves' vermouth 37
Missing Eye Simulation Device 186
missing semicolon 17
missing wine 123
Misty Cape 224
Misty Cloak 369
Misty Robe 13
Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas 12
mixed wildflower greens 351
Mob Penguin cellular phone 7,669
mocking turtle 1,718
modern picture frame 69
Mohawk wig 4,469
Mohobo 177
moist barrel 1,745
moist Crimbo spices 10,669
moist sailor's cap 53
mojo filter 1,729
mole molé 359
mole skin notebook 42
molehill mountain 3
molotov cocktail cocktail 1,669
molten brick 173
molten scrap metal 488
Mon Tiki 1,777
monkey barf 70
monkey wrench 3,769
monomolecular yo-yo 20,104
Monstar energy beverage 2,669
monster bait 182
Monster Manuel 1
monster pants 2
mood ring 2,026
moomy dust 3,106
Moon Pie 277
moon-amber 28
moon-amber necklace 3
moonberry wine cooler 5,169
Moonds 869
moonglasses 158
Moonshine Mohobo 189
Moonthril Schnapps 37
moose antlers 84
moose chocolate 420
moose thought 1,360
mooseflank 435
moosemeat pie 369
Moping Artistic Goth Kid 1
Morbidda trading card 37
More Humanitini than Humanitini 669
moreltini 10,000
Morlock's Mark Bourbon 233
morning dew 74
Mornington crescent roll 1,702
Morphan 4
Mortimer's nostrum 288
Morto Moreto 404
mostly rat-hide leggings 1
mostly-broken sunglasses 451
mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine 7,215
mother's little helper 6,501
mother's necklace 633
mother's secret recipe 198
mouldering barrel 691
mountain lion skin 47
Mountain Stream Code Black Alert 427
Mountain Stream gastrique 213
Mountain Stream soda 5,497
mourning wine 25
mouse skull 1,037
moustache sock 27
mouth-watering mayolus 42
moveable feast 3
moxie magnet 501
moxie weed 13,626
Mr. Accessaturday 69
Mr. Accessory 1
Mr. Accessory Jr. 13
Mr. Balloon 40
Mr. Burnsger 34
Mr. Cheeng's spectacles 4
Mr. Container 2
Mr. Eh? 4
Mr. Haggis 943
Mr. Joe's bangles 156
Mr. Mediocrebar 54,969
Mr. Screege's spectacles 98
Mrs. Rush 420
Ms. Accessory 11
MSG 3,669
Mt. McLargeHuge oyster 2,100
Mu 2
muculent machete 40
muddy pirate hat 288
muddy skirt 6
Mudflap-Girl Earring 27
Mudflap-Girl Necklace 107
Mudflap-Girl Ring 827
muffled muffuletta 105
mugcake 62,214
mulberry 37
mulled berry wine 7
mulled blood 10
mulled cider 669
mulled hobo wine 507
mulled wine 13
mullet wig 438
multi-level marzipan 269
mummified entombed cookbookbat 1
mummy costume 1,769
mummy mask 784
mummy wrapping 10,937
munchies pill 769
murderbot component casing 219
murderbot live wire 69
murderbot mask 200
murderbot memory chip 10
murderbot monofilament 215
murderbot plasma rifle 15
murderbot power cell 727
murderbot spring injector 117
murderbot whip 569
Murderer's Punch 5,069
Murgatroyd diode 1
murky potion 5,769
Muschat 164
muscle oil 6
mushroom fermenting solution 708
mushroom filet 2,337
mushroom pizza 2,078
mushroom slab 11
mushroom tea 71
mushroom whiskey 2,969
musk turtle 213
muskox-skin cap 43
Mustardigrade 4
mutant arm 107
mutant cactus bud 12
mutant crown 17
mutant fire ant egg 4
mutant gila monster egg 4
mutant legs 39
mutant rattlesnake egg 3
mutated candy lump 333
My First Art of War 54
My First Paycheck envelope 77
My Life of Crime, a Memoir 3
My Own Pen Pal kit 2
Mylar balloon 120
mylar scout drone 905
Mysterious Black Box 872
Mysterious Blue Box 906
mysterious chemical residue 132
mysterious chest 2
Mysterious Green Box 842
Mysterious Island iced tea 1,969
mysterious present 309
Mysterious Red Box 833
mysterious silver lapel pin 69
Mysterious Stranger 137
mystery lollipop 1,669
nachos of the night 137
Nadsat berry 36
nail file 2,193
nailswurst 97
name change form 3
nanite-infested candy cane 8,869
nanite-infested eggnog 3,369
nanite-infested fruitcake 1,295
nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear 3,019
nanofiber cloth 719
nanorhino credit card 13
Napalm In The Morning™ candle 1,000
Nardz energy beverage 379
nasty desk bell 73
nasty gum 252
nasty rat mask 505
nasty snuff 333
nasty-ass club 1
nasty-smelling moss 4
nastygeist 360
natto marble soda 269
natto pocky 1,169
natto-infused sake 569
natty blue ascot 40
natural fennel soda 2,162
natural magick candle 669
naughty origami kit 1
naughty paper shuriken 4
nauseating reagent 1
navel ring of navel gazing 1
Nayztameetjoo trading card 65
ncle leg 269
ND 1,107
Necbro wafers 4,069
necklace chain 2,337
Necrotelicomnicon 277
necrotizing body spray 7,842
neg grog 13
nega-mushroom 305
nega-mushroom wine 69
negative lump 26,969
negotiatin' hammer 1,248
neoprene skullcap 420
Neuromancer 909
neurostim pill 469
neutron lollipop 2,069
Never Don't Stop Not Striving 3
Neverending Party favor 20
Neverending Party guest pass 71
Neverending Party invitation envelope 1
neverending wallet chain 1,669
New Age healing crystal 3,069
New Age hurting crystal 2,777
New Cloaca-Cola 169
new habit 3
New Zealand iced tea 1,735
New-You Club Membership Form 1
Newark 369
Newbiesport™ backpack 3
Newbiesport™ tent 1,944
newborn kobold 13
Newman's Own Trousers 1
NG 633
nice warm beer 37
Nickel Gamma of Frugality 22
nicksilver ring 13
nicksilver spurs 3
night-vision goggles 137
Nightmare Fuel 1,969
Nightstalker perfume 669
ninja carabiner 1,025
ninja crampons 153
ninja eyeblack 269
ninja fear powder 401
ninja hot pants 1,652
ninja mop 676
ninja pirate zombie robot head 24
ninja rope 342
ninjammies 5
No Hats as Art 37
Nog-on-the-Cob 7
noir fedora 16
non-aged vinegar 292
non-Euclidean angle 58
Non-Euclidean Finance 6
non-Euclidean non-accordion 769
non-stick pugil stick 1
normal barrel 46,620
Northern pemmican 2,437
norwhal helmet 5
Nose Ring of Putrescence 77
nosy nose ringy ring 13
not-a-pipe 509
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I 3,569
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II 3,369
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III 3,300
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV 667
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V 443
Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI 1,369
nothing-in-the-box 307
nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box 526
nothingtini 35
noticeable pumps 10,154
novelty fruit hat 1,469
novelty tattoo sleeves 196
Now and Earlier 1,259
Now You're Cooking With Grease 2
noxious gas grenade 81
NPZR chemistry set 412
Nuclear Blastball 11,009
nuclear stockpile 11
nugget of Crimbonium 7,129
nugget of nicksilver 269
nugget of quicksilver 269
nugget of sicksilver 269
nugget of slicksilver 269
nugget of sodium 53
nugget of thicksilver 142
nugget of ticksilver 11
nugget of wicksilver 93
numberwang 7
nurse's hat 84
Nursine 11
nut-shaped Crimbo cookie 2,137
nutcracking pliers 13
nutty organic salad 2,899
O 825
O'RLY manual 2,299
obnoxious riddle 17
obsidian dagger 84
obsidian nutcracker 669
ocarina of space 2,469
occult jelly donut 125
ocean motion 3,269
octolus oculus 666
octolus-skin cloak 4
octopus's spade 111
odd silver coin 12
odor extractor 42
off-hand balloon 1
off-white paisley oyster egg 916
off-white plastic oyster egg 1,208
off-white polka-dot oyster egg 594
off-white striped oyster egg 2,969
office-supply crossbow 228
officer's nog 869
Official Council Aide Pin 1
Official Seal of Dreadsylvania 1
Ogres and Oubliettes™ module 200
Oh, the Humanitini 273
oil cap 114
oil lamp 137
oil of expertise 1,669
oil of oiliness 569
Oil of Parrrlay 185
oil of slipperiness 1,083
oil of stability 1,837
oil pan 237
oil shell 54
oil slacks 19
oil-filled donut 141
oily boid 260
oily mushroom wine 169
oily paste 169
ointment of the occult 4,969
ojo de pez burrito 54,369
Okee-Dokee soda 837
Ol' Scratch's ash can 3
Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork 1
Ol' Scratch's manacles 1
Ol' Scratch's ol' britches 2
Ol' Scratch's salad fork 514
Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat 3
old ball and chain 21
old bronzer 124
old candy wrapper 1,316
old chum 270
old coin purse 2,209
old dry bone 15
old eyebrow pencil 437
old leather wallet 1,870
old love note 1,616
old patched suit-pants 1
old rosewater cream 698
old school beer pull tab 1,069
old school calculator watch 1,069
old school flying disc 83
old school Mafia knicke½æ 115
old sweatpants 21,988
old-fashioned 111
old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie 1
old-school pirate grog 337
oldcake 169
olive 17,220
olive lo mein 669
olive stir-fry 539
Olympic-sized Clan crate 1
Omphalotus Omphaloskepsis mushroom 50
one glove 767
one million meat pancakes 1
one piece of bubble gum 649
one pill 5,091
one-day ticket to Conspiracy Island 39
one-day ticket to Dinseylandfill 101
one-day ticket to Spring Break Beach 69
one-day ticket to That 70s Volcano 69
one-day ticket to The Glaciest 69
one-winged stab bat 1,869
onion shurikens 3,909
onyx bishop 37
onyx king 111
onyx knight 69
onyx pawn 42
onyx queen 41
onyx rook 24
Oopsie IPA 2
oozenog 196
open sauce 1,917
opera mask 765
Operation Patriot Shield 3
opium grenade 555
Oppossum 13
optimal spreadsheet 2
orange 6,122
orange and black Crimboween candy 3,669
orange boxing gloves 101
orange candy heart 93,999
orange candygram 2,760
orange leather lanyard 214
orange peel hat 159
orange popsicle 4,077
orange slime glob 869
orange snowcone 8,669
Orange Star of Sacrifice 35
orange-frosted astral cupcake 4,469
Orangemageddon wine cooler 1,252
orc paste 80
orc wrist 440
Orcish baseball cap 1,777
Orcish cargo shorts 1,465
Orcish frat-paddle 2,386
orcish hand lotion 1,786
Orcish meat locker 387
orcish nailing lube 591
orcish rubber 1,069
orcish stud-finder 3,777
Order of the Green Thumb Order Form 1
Order of the Silver Wossname 1
Oreille Divisée brandy 333
organ grinder 1
organic potpourri 52
origami "gentlemen's" magazine 2
origami pasties 1
original G 3,343
oriole-feather headdress 17
ornate ancient cursed chest 37
ornate ancient cursed key 42
ornate picture frame 269
Oscus's dumpster waders 2
Oscus's flypaper pants 1
Oscus's garbage can lid 3
Oscus's pelt 3
Osk'r Chow 222
Othello's dagger 23
Othello's handkerchief 47
Othello's military jacket 16
Ouija Board, Ouija Board 138
Our Daily Candles™ order form 2
out-of-tune biwa 812
out-of-work circus flea 1,545
Outer Wolf™ cologne 94
outlaw bandana 420
outrageous sombrero 1
oven mitts 618
overclocked avian microprocessor 37
overcookie 1,469
overloaded micro-reactor 3,737
overloaded short-pulse transistor 42
overloaded Yule battery 769
overly-fancy hot cocoa 369
overpowering mushroom wine 169
overpriced "imported" beer 327
oversized fish scaler 249
oversized ice molecule 924
oversized pipe 2,857
oversized pizza cutter 4,463
oversized skullcap 344
oversized snowflake 111
ovoid leather thing 13,333
oxygenated eggnog helmet 1
oyster basket 10,069
oyster sauce 790
P.B.L.T. 3,837
pacification grenade 271
Pack of Alice's Army Cards 2,969
Pack of Alice's Army Foil Cards 23
pack of chewing gum 5,669
Pack of Every Card 1
pack of KWE trading card 120
pack of pogs 2,977
packaged backup camera 1
packaged cold medicine cabinet 1
packaged Daylight Shavings Helmet 1
packaged Everfull Dart Holster 1
packaged familiar scrapbook 5
packaged industrial fire extinguisher 2
packaged June cleaver 1
packaged Jurassic Parka 2
packaged knock-off retro superhero cape 1
packaged miniature crystal ball 1
packaged model train set 2
packaged SpinMaster™ lathe 2
packet of beer nuts 869
packet of beer seeds 1
packet of dragon's teeth 1
packet of mayfly bait 2
packet of pumpkin seeds 1
packet of tall grass seeds 1
packet of tofurkey gravy 164
packet of winter seeds 1
padded tortoise 644
PADL Phone 33,175
page of the Necrohobocon 1,769
pail 1,660
Pain Dip 1,969
painful penne pasta 17
Paint A Vulgar Pitcher 925
paint bomb 1,169
paint palette 77
painted shield 30
painting of a glass of wine 575
pair of bolt cutters 1,072
pair of candy glasses 269
pair of government shades 170
pair of pearidot earrings 69
pair of plants 4
pair of ragged claws 7
pair of scissors 33
pair of twitching claws 13
paisley spore pod 40
palm frond 7,610
palm-frond capris 65
palm-frond cloak 137
palm-frond fan 669
palm-frond toupee 137
palm-frond whip 670
Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster 13
panhandle panhandling hat 112
panicked kernel 1
pantogram 1
pants kit 3,669
pants of the Slug Lord 629
Pantsgiving 7
panty raider camouflage 237
papaya 11,473
papaya sling 713
papaya slung 761
papaya taco 3,116
paper-plate-mail pants 369
paperclip 5,500
paperclip cape 11
paperclip pants 11
paperclip sproinger 77
paperclip turban 11
paperclip-on tie 42
papier-mâché base 13
papier-mâché bowl 13
papier-mâché glob 569
papier-mâché handle 42
papier-mâché plaque 11
papier-mâché toothpicks 11
papier-mâché trophy piñata 7
papier-mâchéte 13
papier-mâchaeranthera 11
papier-mâchine gun 37
papier-mâchuridars 13
papier-masque 69
papier-mitre 11
papier-mochi 113
papotion of papower 2,027
Para-Pop 22
paranormal ricotta 84
parasitic claw 23
parasitic headgnawer 6
parasitic strangleworm 20
parasitic tentacles 18
parisian cathouse 120
party balloon 1,696
party beer bomb 4,969
party crasher 1
PARTY HARD T-shirt 1
party hat 5,597
party mouse hat 37
Party Planning on a Budget 1
party platter for one 71
party whip 1
Party-in-a-Can™ 72
passable elf mask 654
pasta spoon 39,552
Pasta Spoon of Peril 5
Pastaco shell 51
pat of butter 14,377
pat-a-cake pendant 254
patchouli incense stick 6,897
patchouli oil bomb 1,069
patent aggression tonic 59
patent alacrity tonic 69
patent antipsychotics 769
patent avarice tonic 69
patent invisibility tonic 127
patent leather shoes 342
patent preventative tonic 396
patent sallowness tonic 575
pawn cookie 1,221
PB&BP 48
PB&J with the crusts cut off 3,469
peace accordion 80
peace-sign necklace 2,211
peach 2,101
peach lozenge 846
peach pie 1,805
Peaclock 9
peanut brittle shield 4,369
peanut sauce 97
pear 4,333
pear lozenge 1,222
pear supersucker 169
pear tart 669
pearidot 135
pearl diver's necklace 11
pearl diver's ring 13
pearlescent oyster egg 769
pebble of proud pyrite 69
pebblebräu 48
pec oil 1,755
pecan pie 269
Pecos Dave's sixgun 33
Peek-a-Boo! 2
PEEZ dispenser 16,669
pegfinger 300
pencil kunai 742
pencil stub 1,569
Pendant of Fire 69
Pendant of Gargalesis 77
Pener's drumstick 1
penguin focaccia bread 1,155
penguin paste 6
penguin shorts 288
penguin skin 4,725
penguin skin buckler 420
penguin thesaurus 475
penguin-smacking club 69
penguinskin mini-kilt 180
penguinskin mini-skirt 212
pentacorn hat 249
pentagram bandana 3,691
pentatonic accordion 54
Penultimate Fantasy chest 9,837
peppermint bomb 1
peppermint crook 111
peppermint eel sauce 6,333
peppermint harpoon gun 1
peppermint parasol 13
peppermint patty 159
Peppermint Pip Packet 1
peppermint rhino baby 80
peppermint spine 16
peppermint sprig 15
peppermint sprout 4,906
peppermint tack 588
peppermint tailings 11,769
peppermint twist 1,669
peppermint-scented socks 176
percent sign 718
perfect cosmopolitan 3,069
perfect dark and stormy 4,969
perfect ice cube 6,669
perfect mimosa 2,196
perfect negroni 3,369
perfect old-fashioned 3,269
perfect paloma 1,869
perforated battle paddle 2,100
perfume of prejudice 2,700
perfume-soaked bandana 537
perl necklace 111
perpendicular guano 151
perpendicular hula 578
perpendicular hula with a fly in it 28
personal graffiti kit 969
personal massager 10,259
personalizable gingerbread cookie 669
personalized birthday cake 666
personalized coffee mug 7,069
pestoblade 220
pestopiary 325
pet anchor 84
pet anemone 22
pet bad vibe 3
pet rock 1,227
pet rock "Groucho" disguise 8,113
pet rock "Snooty" disguise 4,920
Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog 1
Pete's rich ricotta 124
Pete's wiley whey bar 228
petit 4.1 126
petit fortran 366
petrified noodles 769
petrified time 2
petrified wood 341
pewter candlestick 13
pewter claymore 117
pewter shavings 114
ph balancer 181
phat turquoise bead 2,785
phat turquoise bracelet 2,732
phial of coldness 37
phial of hotness 5
phial of sleaziness 13
phial of spookiness 12
phial of stench 21
Phil Collins 222
philosopher's scone 22,575
philter of phorce 5,669
phish stick 202
Phlegethon 43
phonics down 11,909
photoprotoneutron torpedo 10,769
physiostim pill 909
Pick-O-Matic lockpicks 484
pickelhaube 949
pickle-flavored chewing gum 20,880
pickled bread 50
pickled egg 2,768
pickled grasshopper 1,775
pickpocket protector 119
picky tweezers 8
picture of a dead guy's girlfriend 377
picture of you 1
Piddles 16,769
pie crust 5,902
pie man was not meant to eat 2,377
piece of after eight 3,980
piece of coral 546
piece of driftwood 52
piece of wedding cake 7,000
piercing post 1,400
pig-iron bracers 1
pig-iron helm 1
pig-iron shinguards 1
pigeon egg 349
piggy tattoo 115
pile of candy 4,834
pile of dirt 108
pile of dungeon junk 17
pile of dusty animal bones 2,753
pile of gold coins 2,227
pile of gritty sand 2
pile of jumping beans 1,375
pile of loose snow 7
pile of sand 4
pile of Trainbot parts 3,010
pile of useless robot parts 402
pilgrim shield 11
pill cup 15,669
Pillowbug 3
pimpin' meat hat 69
Pimpsqueak 13
pin-stripe slacks 133
pine cone 2
pine cone necklace 7
pine tar 1,369
Pine-Fresh air freshener 1,555
pineapple slab 1,784
ping-pong ball 503
ping-pong paddle 13
pink candy heart 9,669
pink candygram 1,896
pink clay bead 97
Pink Heart of Spirit 68
pink pinkslip slip 21
pink plastic baby 9
pink pony 3,669
pink slime 2,222
pink-belly slapper 129
pink-frosted astral cupcake 1,222
pint of sweat 158
pipe wrench 48
piping organ pie 420
piracetam 42
piranha pollen 3,269
pirate brochure 669
pirate cream pie 1,441
pirate encryption key (complete) 37
pirate encryption key alpha 69
pirate encryption key bravo 37
pirate encryption key charlie 37
pirate encryption key delta 37
pirate pamphlet 1,603
pirate paste 267
pirate pelvis 4,915
pirate shaving cream 24
pirate shirt 1,737
pirate skull 38
pirate tract 2,369
pirate zombie head 37
pirate zombie robot head 5
PirateRealm guest pass 22
PirateRealm membership packet 1
piscatini 37
pitchfork 1,090
pitted sheet metal 2,945
pixel banana 177
pixel beer 83
pixel boomerang 21
pixel bread 316
pixel chain whip 9
pixel coin 369
pixel cross 1,270
pixel daiquiri 209
pixel energy tank 22
pixel grappling hook 13
pixel hat 298
pixel holy water 416
pixel lemon 42
pixel morning star 23
pixel orb 4
pixel pants 53
pixel pill 6
pixel power cell 637
pixel shield 69
pixel star 169
pixel stopwatch 37
pixel sword 69
pixel whip 21
pixel whiskey 461
pixellated candy heart 16,969
pixellated moneybag 2,317
pixie axie 1
Pizza of Legend 42
Plague of Locusts 155
plague pie 598
plaid bandage 940
plaid cowboy hat 118
plaid pocket square 119
plaid skirt 19
plaid swatch 183
plain bagel 13,722
plain brown wrapper 282
plain calzone 13
plain candy cane 174
plain old beer 8,083
plain paper hat 59
plain pizza 37
plain snowcone 1,737
plans for depleted Grimacite astrolabe 2
plans for depleted Grimacite grappling hook 5
plans for depleted Grimacite gravy boat 1
plans for depleted Grimacite hammer 1
plans for depleted Grimacite ninja mask 5
plans for depleted Grimacite shinguards 8
plans for depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt 3
plastic bazooka 69
plastic bib 18
plastic Crimbo reindeer 90
plastic cup of beer 1,025
plastic cup of flat beer 188
plastic doll arms 62
plastic doll legs 44
plastic guitar 969
plastic ingot 2,053
plastic Jefferson wings 3,886
plastic nightmare troll 2,669
plastic nunchaku 546
plastic passion fruit 3,000
plastic pirate hat 100
plastic pumpkin bucket 8
plastic spider ring 13
plate of Frigid Northern Beans 173
plate of Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans 532
plate of Hellfire Spicy Beans 337
plate of Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas 369
plate of Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans 224
plate of Shrub's Premium Baked Beans 69
plate of Tesla's Electroplated Beans 1,117
plate of Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans 400
plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad 1
plate of World's Blackest-Eyed Peas 77
Platinum HP-35 Calculator 1
Platinum Yendorian Express Card 2
PlexiPips 1,369
plot hole 2,160
plum 8,888
plum lozenge 669
plum wine 590
plumber's lunch 103
plump free-range mushroom 13
plump juicy grub 1,451
plunge-leg 429
plus one 669
plush alielf 28
plush alien hamsterpus 16
plush dogcat 18
plush ferrelf 8
plush hamsterpus 18
plush mutated alielephant 13
plush mutated alielf 5
plush sea serpent 3
Pneumo bar 969
pocket ace 54
Pocket Guide to Mild Evil 14
Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) 1
pocket lint (blue) 50
pocket lint (green) 13
pocket lint (orange) 13
pocket lint (white) 11
pocket maze 69
Pocket Meteor Guide 2
Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) 1
Pocket Professor memory chip 111
pocket theremin 555
pocket wish 1,766
pocketwatch on a chain 600
pog #01 (spider) 420
pog #02 (Knob goblin) 666
pog #03 (warwelf) 629
pog #04 (skleleton) 969
pog #05 (ninja snowman) 1,437
pog #06 (filthy hippy) 145
pog #07 (orcish frat boy) 769
pog #08 (hellion) 600
pog #09 (pirate) 669
pog #10 (hobo) 469
pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) 211
pogo stick 2
pointed stick 569
pointy mushroom 337
pointy mushroom wine 239
pointy red hat 22
Poison Oak trading card 146
poison pen 103
poisonous caviar 157
poisonsettia 519
Poké-Gro fertilizer 350
Pokéfam Guide to Capturing All of Them 1
Pokëmann band-aid 1,633
Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip 1,137
Pokëmann figurine: Duck 737
Pokëmann figurine: Frank 180
Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump 777
Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking 337
Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan 469
Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap 569
Pokëmann figurine: Moog 342
Pokëmann figurine: Nothing 237
Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu 669
Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth 292
Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf 569
Pokëmann figurine: Twitter 1,001
Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite 469
Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth 1,000
poker face paint 444
polished moon-amber 4
Polka Pop 1,169
polka-dot bow tie 137
polo trophy 42
poltergeist-in-the-jar-o 229
polyalloy shield 45
polyeaster egg 75
polyester pad 1
polyester panama hat 1
polyester parachute 1
polyester peeler 1
polyester pettipants 2
polyester pulsera 1
Polysniff Perfume 296
poncho de azucar 5
ponytail clip 108
poodle skirt 111
pool cue 1,388
pool of liquid metal 325
pool shark hair oil 669
pool torpedo 2,130
Pop Art: a Guide 4
popcorn 3,333
poppy 730
popsicle stick 1,610
popular tart 4,669
porcelain candy dish 47
porcelain pelerine 1
porcelain pepper mill 1
porcelain phantom mask 1
porcelain plus-fours 1
porcelain police baton 1
porcelain porkpie 1
Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans 142
pork elf goodies sack 148
porkpocket 107
porquoise 413
porquoise bracelet 1
porquoise eyebrow ring 22
porquoise necklace 130
porquoise ring 111
porquoise-handled sixgun 17
portable cassette player 1,589
portable corkscrew 70
portable dam 59
portable motorcycle 37
portable Othello set 9
portable pantogram 1
portable photocopier 569
portable ping-pong table 5
portable Spacegate 17
portable steam unit 35
portable table 297
portable wall 33
possessed sugar cube 157
possessed tomato 90
possessed top 5,699
possibility potion 69
post-holiday sale coupon 840
potato alarm clock 57
potato masher 13
potato pistol 37
potato sprout 269
potent potion of potency 2,548
potion of animal rage 13
Potion of Heroism 24
potion of potency 4,769
potion of punctual companionship 137
potion of spiritual gunkifying 8
potion of temporary gr8ness 3,388
potion of the captain's hammer 396
potion of the field gar 349
potion of the litterbox 247
potion of X-ray vision 56
potted cactus 1,070,586
potted fern 573
potted tea tree 2
pottery barn owl figurine 9
pottery club 7
pottery hat 11
pottery shield 1
pottery training pants 4
pottery yo-yo 9
poultrygeist 152
poutine 13,919
poutine pole 420
powdered candy sushi set 147
powdered dice 7
powdered donut 1,542
powdered gold 358
powdered organs 7,180
powdered oxygen 30
powdered powdered sugar 69
powdered sealbone 1
powdered toad horn 5
powdered wig 269
power pill 269
power seed 3
power sock 769
Power-Guy 2000 holo-record 111
pr0n cocktail 51
pr0n legs 5,731
pr0n m4nic0tti 1,822
pr0n stir-fry 1,717
pr0n taco 669
prank Crimbo card 171
precious piercing post 333
precision snowball 569
pregnant mushroom 800
prehistoric spear 251
Prelude of Precision 15
premium malt liquor 667
prescription noodles 77
prescription teeth whitener 201
present 2
press-on ribs 594
pressurized potion of perception 149
pressurized potion of perspicacity 215
pressurized potion of pneumaticity 101
pressurized potion of possessiveness 6
pressurized potion of proficiency 152
pressurized potion of puissance 175
pressurized potion of pulchritude 200
pretty bouquet 4,742
pretty flower 14,138
pretty pink bow 37
Pretty Predator Clawicure Kit 77
priceless diamond 269
primitive alien booze 8
primitive alien mask 13
primitive alien medicine 23
primitive alien salad 15
primitive candy cane 122
Princess Rutabaga trading card 80
print screen button 43
prismatic wad 7,169
pristine fish scale 169
pristine walrus tusk 38
Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket 1,320
pro skateboard 22
probability potion 2,728
procrastination potion 1,672
Professor What T-Shirt 782
programmable turtle 1,088
prohie's hat 17
projectile chemistry set 877
projectile icemaker 112
propeller beanie 1
prosthetic forehead 423
protection stick 551
Protects-Your-Junk 2
prototype stimulant 23
Prunets 2,069
prussian cathouse 1,235
prussian cathouse with a fly in it 286
psychedelic bubble wand 69
psychic's amulet 358
psychic's circlet 375
psychic's crystal ball 387
psychic's pslacks 372
Psycho From The Heat 12
psycho sweater 18
psychoanalytic jar 357
psychokinetic energy blob 17,134
Psychotic Train wine 32,420
pteruges 13
puce paisley oyster egg 1,469
puce plastic oyster egg 1,233
puce polka-dot oyster egg 1,337
puce striped oyster egg 1,101
puff of smoke 22,969
pufferfish spine 84
Puffstone cigar 37
pulled blue taffy 1,640
pulled green taffy 1,469
pulled indigo taffy 2,337
pulled orange taffy 3,300
pulled porquoise earring 24
pulled porquoise pendant 197
pulled porquoise ring 81
pulled red taffy 3,000
pulled violet taffy 4,869
pulled yellow taffy 277
pulsing flesh 128
pump-up high-tops 12
pumpkin 1,269
pumpkin beer 3,669
pumpkin bomb 669
pumpkin juice 669
pumpkin pie 640
pumpkinhead mask 1,586
punch-drunk punch 309
punching mirror 6
Punching Potion 1,156
Punchplanter 27
punk patch 3,311
punk rock jacket 1,421
Purple Beast energy drink 18,069
purple clay bead 8
purple corpsel 417
purple glowstick 14
purple pixel pie 1,422
purple prose pen 688
purple snowcone 12,737
purple-frosted astral cupcake 7,669
purpleheart "pants" 13
purpleheart logs 13
Putrid Pendant 137
putty coat 142
puzzling ribbon 2
PVC staff 77
pygmy adder oil 1,669
pygmy blowgun 1,437
pygmy briefs 332
pygmy concertinette 333
pygmy dart 198
pygmy nose-bone 1,227
pygmy papers 462
pygmy phone number 1,269
pygmy pygment 2,069
pygmy spear 380
pygmy witchhazel 4,969
Quaatorade™ 37
quadroculars 1
quake of arrows 477
quantum disintegrator pistol 1
quantum nanopolymer spider web 77
quantum of familiar 13
quantum polarity inducer 65
quantum taco 7,769
quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments 5
queen cookie 433
question juice 71
questionable taco 42
Queue Du Coq cocktailcrafting kit 330
quicksilver ring 13
quicksilver spurs 3
Quiets-Your-Steps 1
quirky accordion 11
Rümpelstiltz 42
R'lyeh 5,569
rabbit punch 726
Racisto Ruidoso 71
rack of dinosaur ribs 141
Rad Lib 8,269
Rad-B-Gone (1 lb.) 2
Rad-Pro (1 oz.) 23
Radberry Rip wine cooler 463
radiation-resistant helmet 2,950
radiator heater shield 76
radio button candy 222
Radio Free Baseball Cap 1
Radio Free Foil 1
Radio Free Pants 1
Radio KoL Antenna Ball 2
Radio KoL Bottle Opener 1
Radio KoL Flashlight 2
Radio KoL Keychain 2
Radio KoL Maracas 1
Radio KoL Patch 4
radioactive chew toy 37
radioactive spider venom 395
radium-flavored potato chips 4,469
raffle prize box 6
rag doll 63
Raggedy Hippy doll 1,069
rainbow bomb 96
rainbow crossbow 43
rainbow glitter candle 969
rainbow jellybean 969
rainbow sauce 142
rainbow tie 69
Rainbow's Gravity 2
raisin 769
Ralph IX cognac 28
ram horns 3,469
ram stick 1,625
Ram's Face Lager 15,901
ram-battering staff 35
ramekin of space nuts 20
rare oboe 15
raspberry 1,369
raspberry beret 118
rat appendix 7,969
rat appendix kabob 644
rat appendix stir-fry 2,769
rat carcass 814
rat head balloon 37
rat scrapple 550
rat tooth polish 13
ratarang 116
ratatouille de Jarlsberg 13
ratgut 4,156
ratini 3,969
ratskin belt 222
ratskin pajama pants 4
rattail whip 420
rattler gland 2,152
rattler rattle 208
rattlesnake enrager 354
Rattlin' Chains 438
ratty knitted cap 11,837
rave whistle 4,845
ravenous eye 74
ravioli della hippy 900
ravioli hat 53,449
raw bread 2,669
raw cranberry sauce 1,338
raw gravy 164
raw green beans 555
raw mincemeat 769
raw potato 921
raw stuffing 600
raw sweet potato 870
raw turkey 3,669
razor-sharp can lid 5,556
razor-tipped yo-yo 21,669
realistic cap gun 175
really dense meat stack 30
Really Expensive Jewelry and You 169
really nice lump of coal 15
really nice net 16
really really sticky spider web 6,699
really sticky spider web 1,737
really thick bandage 2,396
really thick spine 932
really tiny cocktail shaker 69
Recipe of Before Yore: baked veggie ricotta 111
Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's beer 169
Recipe of Before Yore: Boris's bread 93
Recipe of Before Yore: Calzone of Legend 69
Recipe of Before Yore: Deep Dish of Legend 101
Recipe of Before Yore: honey bun of Boris 269
Recipe of Before Yore: Jarlsberg's vegetable soup 169
Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's rich ricotta 181
Recipe of Before Yore: Pete's wily whey bar 200
Recipe of Before Yore: Pizza of Legend 77
Recipe of Before Yore: plain calzone 69
Recipe of Before Yore: ratatouille de Jarlsberg 169
Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable focaccia 142
Recipe of Before Yore: roasted vegetable of J. 142
Recipe of Before Yore: St. Pete's sneaky smoothie 88
record of infuriating silence 3
record of infuriating silence (used) 1
record of menacing silence 7
record of menacing silence (used) 1
record of tranquil silence 4
record of tranquil silence (used) 1
recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity 2,451
recording of Chorale of Companionship 1,735
recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad 5,445
recording of Elron's Explosive Etude 2,669
recording of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 499
recording of Prelude of Precision 3,223
recording of Rolando's Rondo of Resisto 319
recording of The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 1,880
recursive spline reticulator 555
red ale 69
red and green rain stick 1
red and white claret 92
red armband 6
Red Army camouflage kit 2,437
red badge 186
red balloon 26
Red Balloon of Valor 1
red blood cells 1,100
red book 151
red box 1,946
red button 5,871
red China marble 55
red class ring 467
red coat 69
red coin 3
red drunki-bear 2,969
Red Dwarf 1,715
red eye 173
red face paint 1
Red Fox glove 1
red foxglove 239
red gummi ingot 9,439
red lava globs 16
red LavaCo Lamp™ 13
red letter 7,025
red mana 147
red masque 189
red money bag 5
red paisley oyster egg 2,266
Red Pill 313
red pixel potion 3,269
red plastic baby 73
red plastic oyster egg 537
red plumber's boots 1
red polka-dot oyster egg 2,469
red potion 555
red red wine 16,761
red rocket 3,111
Red Roger's red left foot 1
Red Roger's red left hand 5
Red Roger's red right foot 1
Red Roger's red right hand 5
Red Roger's reliquary 15
Red Rover BB gun 718
red rum 13,901
Red Russian 24
red shirt 88
red shoe 42
red silk skirt 99
red snowcone 2,169
red striped oyster egg 349
red tulip 137
red velvet cake 1,469
red wagon 353
red white and blue claret 2
Red X Shield 54
red-and-green sweater 2,550
red-headed corpse 144
red-hot boilermaker 1,069
red-hot jawbreaker 1,088
red-hot knucklebone 106
red-hot medallion 2
red-hot poker 428
red-hot sausage fork 3,069
red-soled high heels 369
red-spotted snapper roe 1
Redeye™ Eyedrops 162
redrum 999
redwood rain stick 5
reflection of a map 6
refrigerated biohazard container 28
refurbished air fryer 1
Regular Cloaca Cola 1,582
regular-size brogurt 42
reindeer hammer 13
reindeer sickle 4
reinforced beaded headband 1,375
reinforced furry underpants 2
reliable sixgun 11
remaindered axe 2,237
remorseless knife 10
reodorant 3,872
repaid diaper 1
repeating crossbow 69
replica Elf Guard medal 27
replica key 2
replica Ten Dollars 11
residual chitin paste 1
residual zeal 42
resolution: be feistier 10,769
resolution: be happier 16,669
resolution: be kinder 2,269
resolution: be luckier 5,420
resolution: be more adventurous 1,269
resolution: be sexier 13,488
resolution: be smarter 8,588
resolution: be stronger 7,469
resolution: be wealthier 6,569
respected companion biscuit 1,669
Retenez L'Herbe Paté 128
Rethinking Candy 6
Retrospecs 1
Retrospecs try-at-home kit 3
returned Thinknerd package 2,669
reusable shopping bag 11
reverse Tantalus 369
reverse-oscillating klystron 518
rewinged stab bat 1,569
rhesus monkey 471
rhinestone 13,501
rhinestone cowboy shirt 117
rhinestone cowhorn 169
rhinoceros horn 117
rib of the Bonerdagon 1
ribbon candy 6,269
ribbon candy ascot 9
ribcage rollcage 18
riboflavin 11
rice bowl 1,457
rickety old unicycle 69
ridiculous belt 1
ridiculous cocktail 137
ridiculous earring 2
ridiculous sandwich 169
ridiculous sunglasses 14
ridiculously huge sword 5,027
ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon 207
right bear arm 4
right half of a heart necklace 104
right parenthesis 234
rigid carapace 296
Riker's Search History 288
ring of adornment 488
ring of aggravate monster 3,542
ring of cold resistance 613
ring of conflict 202
ring of Detect Boring Doors 237
Ring of Fire 264
ring of fire resistance 474
ring of gain strength 668
ring of half-assed regeneration 2,882
ring of increase damage 491
ring of teleportation 998
ring of telling skeletons what to do 171
Ring of the Sewer Snake 69
ring setting 2,222
rinky-dink sixgun 103
roasted duck 375
roasted marshmallow 6,269
roasted vegetable focaccia 137
roasted vegetable of Jarlsberg 2,100
robin flan 152
robin nog 42
robin's egg 333
roboduck-on-a-string 169
robot grease 8,930
robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N. 347
robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T. 17
robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D. 50
robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R. 195
robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R. 375
robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R. 379
robot reindeer protocol O.L.I.V.E. 4
robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R. 26
robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H. 143
robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N. 389
robotronic egg 3,369
rock 1,877
Rock and Roll Legend 104
Rock Garden Guide 2
rock lobster 9
Rock Pops 20,969
rocket fuel 44
rockfish stomach 288
rockin' wagon 2,001
rockin' wagon with a fly in it 384
rocky raccoon 40,141
rocky road ice cream 76
rodeo whiskey 2,637
rogue swarmer 555
Rogue Windmill Rouge 513
roll in the hay 5,069
roll of drink tickets 111
roll of Hob-Os 969
roll of meat 144
roll of toilet paper 10,588
roller skate decoy 42
roller skate doll 111
rolling pin 1,469
Roman sadnals 50
Rompedores de Fantasmas 2,969
Roo trading card 21
rook cookie 77
root beer 118
root beer barrel 69
rope with some soap on it 3
rose 16,888
rotten tomato 37
rotting barrel 2,855
rotting beefsteak 739
rotting cowskin 3,256
rough fish scale 420
round blue bomb 777
round green sunglasses 170
round purple sunglasses 752
royal jelly 8,269
royal jelly taco 1,233
Royal scepter 2
rubber axe 254
rubber baby doll 1
rubber band gun 222
rubber cape 3
rubber doll body 47
rubber doll head 555
rubber emo roe 2,915
rubber gloves 147
rubber nubbin 100
rubber ribcage 508
rubber spatula 111
rubber spider 1,269
rubber WWBD? bracelet 2,065
rubber WWJD? bracelet 1,992
rubber WWSPD? bracelet 2,098
rubber WWtNSD? bracelet 1,757
Rubee™ 1,300
ruby on canes 222
ruby W 12,288
Ruffalo 4
rum and cola 527
rum barrel charrrm 467
rum barrel charrrm bracelet 32
rum-soaked fruitcake 2,682
rune-strewn spoon cocoon 1
runny fermented egg 69
runny icing 12,929
runproof mascara 364
Russian Ice 1,642
rusted-out shootin' iron 110
rusty bonesaw 391
rusty broken diving helmet 112
rusty chain necklace 7
rusty compass 22
rusty diving helmet 53
rusty grave robbing shovel 1,666
rusty hedge trimmers 420
rusty metal greaves 13
rusty metal key 1,270
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rusty piece of rebar 84
rusty porthole 28
rusty rivet 138
rusty speargun 48
rusty staff 37
rusty valve wheel 219
rutabuga bag 4
s'more 2,140
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S.I.T. Course Voucher 1
S.L.E.I.G.H.B.E.L.L.S. 13
S.S. Ticket 13
S.T.L.T. 224
sabre teeth 34,062
sabre-toothed lime cub 1,919
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sachet of strange powder 4
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saffron antaravasaka 3
saffron uttarasanga 3
Saison du Lune 1,069
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salacious crumbs 13,636
salacious lychee chuhai 169
salamander slurry 3,222
salamander spleen 2,465
SalesCo sample kit 1
salinated mint julep 1,496
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Salsa de las Epocas 444
Salsa Libre 42
salt plum 1,529
salt plum sake 311
salt wages 1,255
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salted mutton 37
saltwaterbed 123
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salty gumdrop 2,878
salty slug 750
sampler size toothpaste 56
samurai turtle 4
samurai turtle helmet 22
sand dollar 9,169
sandcastle 257
sandpaper 101
sandwich of the gods 15
sane hatrack 1
sangria 11,669
Sangria de Menthe 269
sangria del diablo 2
sardine can key 2
Sasq™ watch 7
Satan hat 5
Saturday Night Special 725
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Saucepanic 37
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sausage without a cause 2,022
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savings bond 366
savory crossbow 124
savory dry noodles 111
savoy truffle 14,816
sawblade fragment 1,690
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Science Notebook 2
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Scorpion Bowl 161
scorpion whip 569
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scrap metal 390
scrap of shadow 18
scrap of sticky paper 272
scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker 10,855
scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker 12,669
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Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome 2
scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker 6,669
scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker 7,777
scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker 9,213
Scratch-and-Sniff Guide to Dinseylandfill 13
screwdiver 37
screwdriver 1,069
screwing pooch 7,169
scroll case 69
scroll of ancient forbidden unspeakable evil 6,369
scroll of drastic healing 17,669
scroll of minor invulnerability 7,869
scroll of pasta summoning 2,249
scroll of Protection from Bad Stuff 296
scroll of protection from lycanthropes 26,969
scroll of Puddingskin 1,037
scrumdiddlyumptious solution 2,222
scrumptious ice ant 2,171
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sea avocado 369
sea blueberry 577
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sea cauliflower 669
sea chaps 85
sea cowbell 76
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sea lace 669
sea lasso 200
sea leather 777
sea lychee 742
sea mantle 3
sea persimmon 669
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sea truffle 261
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seal-brain elixir 776
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sealhide snare 8
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seaode 177
seared dino steak 606
seaweed 333
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secret blend of herbs and spices 8,221
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security automa-core 50
security blankie 137
security flashlight 5,223
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self-dribbling basketball 13
self-repairing earmuffs 134
senate fly thorax 57
Senior Mints 13,182
sensitive poetry journal 188
Sensual Massage for Creeps 115
sentient meat mass 11
Sequestrian 4
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serum of sarcasm 5,888
servo-assisted exo-pants 180
servomechanical torsion facilitator 644
set of jacks 16
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sewage-clogged pistol 533
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sewer snake 869
sewer turtle 208
sewer wad 2,069
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Sexy Cosmo 325
shadow bread 2,069
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shadow candle 54
shadow candy 737
shadow chef's hat 53
shadow flame 1,369
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shadow hot dog 49
shadow ice 60
shadow martini 43
shadow monocle 50
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shadow sausage 1,669
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shadowy cat claw 239
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Shakespeare's Sister's Accordion 237
shaking skull 5
sham champagne 167
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shamanic ham 187
Shantix™ 69
shapeless wide-brimmed hat 2
shard of double-ice 19,569
shark cartilage 360
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sharkfin gumbo 1,169
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shavin' razor 169
shaving cream 888
sheet cake 929
Sheila Take a Crossbow 148
shellacked shell 537
shells a la shellfish 486
Shield of Icy Fate 9
Shielding Potion 16
shim of shame shale 4
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shingle 2,415
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shining halo 679
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shiny gold fronts 13
shiny hood ornament 660
shiny ring 2,077
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shiny tribal beads 1,205
shipwright's hammer 310
shirt kit 1,669
Shivering Chèvre 10,060
shock belt 14
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shocked shell 27
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shoe gum 142
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shopkeeper beard 68
Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip 15
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short calculator 342
short deposition 2,112
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short white 14
short writ of habeas corpus 277
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shortest-order cook 3
shot of blackberry schnapps 1,287
shot of flower schnapps 869
shot of granola liqueur 50
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Shot of Kardashian Gin 340
shot of mescal 606
shot of nepenthe schnapps 425
shot of orange schnapps 5,274
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shot of rotgut 210
shot of Sneaky Pete's Mojo 13
Shot of the Living Dead 269
shot of tomato schnapps 783
shot of wasp venom 8,869
shoulder-mounted Trainbot 8
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Shrieking Weasel holo-record 19
shrimp cocktail 308
shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog 1
shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo 1
shroomtini 6,000
Shrubble Bubble 425
Shudder 5
shuddering cow skull 13
shuddersword 155
shuriken salad 1,069
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Siberian sunrise 769
sicksilver ring 69
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signal fragment 212
signal receiver 7
silent A 20
silent B 108
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silent C 11
silent D 25
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silent G 7
silent H 37
silent I 69
silent J 92
silent K 16
silent L 42
silent M 182
silent N 11
silent nightlight 1
silent O 113
silent P 78
silent pea shooter 324
silent Q 13
silent R 13
silent S 14
silent T 14
silent U 13
silent V 50
silent W 69
silent X 128
silent Y 88
silent Z 26
Silly Little Love Song 25
Silver Bullet beer 377
silver cheese-slicer 133
silver cow creamer 1
silver cow skull 114
silver Dreadsylvanian flask 1
silver face paint 202
silver keg 15
silver paté knife 47
silver salt-shaker 220
silver shotgun shell 1,531
silver shrimp fork 233
silver table-scraper 13
silver tongue charrrm 2,869
silver tongue charrrm bracelet 55
Simepore slime 569
simple AI 20
simple ancient cursed key 112
sinewy crossbow string 485
Sinful Desires 45
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single atom 1,109
single entendre 113
single of Donho's Bubbly Ballad 69
single of Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration 44
single swig of vodka 37
single-serving herbal stuffing 269
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sinister altar fragment 123
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sinister-looking cat 520
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Site Alpha ID badge 19
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six pack of Mountain Stream 2,095
six tiny wedges of goat cheese 962
six-pack of New Cloaca-Cola 53
six-rainbow shield 121
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Sizzling Sinner 137
sk8board 1,356
skate blade 34
skate board 17
skate skates 69
skate skin 15,667
skelelton spine 9,612
skeletal banana 1,210
skeletal scabbard 111
skeleton 7,799
skeleton beans 620
skeleton bone 8,800
skeleton key 2,666
skeleton key ring 377
skeleton quiche 113
skeleton skis 185
skeletortoise 172
Sketcherz™ 1
skewer 3,769
skewer-mounted razor blade 256
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skewered cherry 2
skewered jumbo olive 1
skewered lime 2
ski resort souvenir crate 192
skin oil 51
Skipper's accordion 1
skirt / kilt kit 111
skull capacitor 1
skull gearshift knob 59
skull of the Bonerdagon 25
Skull Punch 69
skull with a fuse in it 65
skull-shaped Crimboween cookie 1,169
skulldozer egg 20
Skullery Maid's Knee 301
Skullhead's Screw 1,169
Skully's hot chocolate 19
slab of sponge 204
slap and slap again 220
slap and tickle 1,631
slap and tickle with a fly in it 420
sleaze cluster 20
sleaze clusterbomb 3
sleaze jelly 288
sleaze nuggets 1,269
sleaze powder 1,240
sleaze wad 17,969
sleazy and sour sauce 80
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sleazy fairy gravy 98
sleazy hi mein 699
Sledgehamster 2
sleep mask 48
sleeping patriotic eagle 2
sleeping piano cat 1
sleeping snowy owl 3,069
sleeping stocking 242
sleeping wereturtle 105
sleeve deuce 5,778
slice of pizza 4,069
slick fish meat 237
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slide rule 62
slightly peevedbow 336
slightly thicker filthy rags 1
slime convention coupons 176
slime convention flyers 108
slime convention pin 263
slime convention swag bag 21
slime convention t-shirt 112
slime fedora 5
slime knuckles 5
slime shooter 2,799
slime stack 69
slime waders 5
slime-soaked brain 3
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slime-soaked sweat gland 2
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Slimosa 95
slimy alveolus 280
slimy chest 101
slimy fermented bile bladder 2,936
slimy paste 117
slimy sweetbreads 3,081
slingshot 2,486
slip 'n' slide 4,269
Slippery Knob 69
slippery when wet shield 1
Sloe Comfortable Zoo 244
Sloe Comfortable Zoo on Fire 117
Sloppy Seconds Diner Employee Handbook 1
Slotter 3
Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags 77
sludgesicle 607
slug of rum 1,070
slug of shochu 435
slug of vodka 1,292
small box 5,785
small golem 19
small gummi fin 1,177
small leather glove 441
Small Medium 1
small pile of sand 37
small slimy cyst 145
Smart Bone Dust 712
smart skull 7,439
smart watch 125
smashed danish 619
Smashmoth 4
smellbook 271
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smiling rat 83
smirking shrunken head 999
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smoker's cloak 19
smoking grass 21,969
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Smoldering Clover™ candle 269
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SMOOCH bottlecap 169
SMOOCH bracers 25
SMOOCH breastplate 24
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SMOOCH coffee cup 2
SMOOCH kneepads 13
SMOOCH soda 5,999
SMOOCH spaulders 13
smooth mushroom wine 10
smooth velvet bra 16
smooth velvet hanky 3
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smooth velvet pants 5
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smooth velvet socks 18
smudge stick 124
smudged alchemical recipe 267
Smuggler's Punch 60
smut orc keepsake box 369
smut orc sunglasses 335
snailmail bits 3,454
snailmail breeches 42
snailmail hauberk 37
snake 7,369
snake oil 313
snake skin 669
snakebite 29
snakeskin cowboy hat 15
snakeskin jacket 5
snakeskin thighboots 5
snapdragon pistil 314
Snarf berry 69
snarling wolf shield 4,088
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Sneaky Pete's breath spray 108
Sneaky Pete's key lime 281
Sneaky Pete's key lime pie 329
Sneaky Pete's leather jacket 3
sneaky wrapping paper 2,052
snifter of thoroughly aged brandy 13,365
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Snoutlet 3
snow berries 4,969
snow cleats 705
snow crab 287
snow fort 37
snow halo 13
snow machine 24
snow pants 1
Snow Queen Crown 7,115
Snow Suit 8
snowball 2,769
snowboarder pants 2,175
snowpack 7
snowstick 20
soap knife 1,591
sock garters 50
sock monkey 25
soda water 19,799
soft green echo eyedrop antidote 30,369
soft green echo eyedrop antidote martini 1,111
software bug 7
software glitch 37
Sogg-Os 269
soggy elf shoes 11
soggy gingerbread chunk 5,369
soggy seed packet 337
soggy used band-aid 1,749
soggy wofl t-shirt 100
solid asbestos box 15
solid baconstone earring 69
solid baconstone necklace 69
solid baconstone ring 69
solid chrome box 13
solid gold bowling ball 500
solid gold jewel 334
solid gold pegleg 1,668
solid linoleum box 180
solid shifting time weirdness 10
solid state loom 26
sommelier's towel 99
sonar-in-a-biscuit 10,625
Sorcerers of the Shore Grimoire 1
sorority brain 125
sorority girl's box 1
soul coin 13
soul doorbell 47
soul knife 7
soul mask 15
soul monocle 1
soup turtle 81
soup-chucks 28
sour ball and chain 21
sour powder 91
Source essence 167,787
Source terminal 1
Source terminal ASHRAM chip 7
Source terminal CRAM chip 5
Source terminal DIAGRAM chip 69
Source terminal DRAM chip 3
Source terminal file: compress.edu 369
Source terminal file: cram.ext 370
Source terminal file: critical.enh 24
Source terminal file: damage.enh 33
Source terminal file: dram.ext 23
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Source terminal file: familiar.ext 291
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Source terminal file: protect.enq 30
Source terminal file: spam.ext 1
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Source terminal file: substats.enh 28
Source terminal file: tram.ext 9
Source terminal file: turbo.edu 572
Source terminal GRAM chip 21
Source terminal INGRAM chip 888
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Source terminal SCRAM chip 5
Source terminal SPAM chip 4
Source terminal TRAM chip 13
Source terminal TRIGRAM chip 51
Sourfinger 69
souvenir flag 37
souvenir ski t-shirt 111
soy cordial 42
soyburger juice 1,469
soylent staff 48
Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts 1
Space Baby bawbaw 9
Space Baby children's book 13
space bar 8
space beast fur 971
space beast fur hat 25
space beast fur pants 13
space beast fur whip 13
space blanket 93
space chowder 132
space heater 16
space invader 7
space jam 111
space jam toast 22
space jellybicycle 69
space junk 1,269
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space needle 7
Space Pirate Astrogation Handbook 9
space pirate treasure map 6
space port 146
Space Tourist Phaser 195
Space Tours Tripple 553
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space trooper helmet 1
space wine 254
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Spacegate diplomat's insignia 1
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Spacegate Initiative tattoo unit 4
Spacegate military insignia 1
Spacegate Research 10,699
Spacegate scientist's insignia 2
spade necklace 1,702
spagecialetti 1,069
spaghetti breakfast 2,747
spaghetti con calaveras 969
spaghetti cult mask 669
spaghetti cult rosary 178
spaghetti with ghost balls 969
Spaghetti with Moonballs 222
spaghetti with rock-balls 5
spaghetti with Skullheads 500
Spam Witch sammich 20,069
spangly mariachi pants 24
spangly mariachi vest 23
spangly sombrero 311
spangly unitard 128
spant backplate 13
spant chitin 715
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spant tendon 757
spare battery 8
spare chocolate parts 8
spare neck bolts 737
spark plug earring 28
sparking El Vibrato drone 13
sparking robo-battery 4,269
sparkler 7,777
sparkling orb 13,602
Spasmi Dolorosi Del Rene Champagne 3
spearfish fishing spear 1,680
Spechunky bar 78
special clip: boneburners 372
special clip: graveburpers 420
special clip: splatterers 340
special clip: squelchers 642
special clip: tracers 977
special clip: wailers 1,011
special sauce glove 137
Special Seasoning 1,769
Special™ Sauce 111
specialty ammo bandolier 1,293
spectral axe 49
spectral pickle 4,369
spectre scepter 159
speed limit shield 1
Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise 27
Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot 17
Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb 21
Spelunker of Fortune 38
Spelunker of Fortune (used) 1
Spelunker's fedora 1
Spelunker's Guild prize sack 4
Spelunker's khakis 1
Spelunker's whip 1
SPF 451 lip balm 355
sphygmomanometer 177
spice melange 142
spiced rum 705
spices 36,369
spicy bean burrito 2,447
spicy enchanted bean burrito 627
spicy jerky stick 103
spicy jumping bean burrito 315
spicy mushroom quesadilla 235
spicy noodles 6,969
spider leg 420
spider web 23,571
spidercow eye-cluster 169
spiked femur 4,137
spiky turtle helmet 116
spiky turtle shield 122
spiky turtle shoulderpads 17
spinal-fluid-covered emotion chip 1
SpinMaster™ lathe 1
spinning wheel 1
spirit bed 14
spirit bell 1
spirit blanket 43
spirit gum 2,007
spirit mattress 77
spirit pillow 37
Spirit Precipice 272
spirit sheet 42
spiritual candy cane 136
spiritual eggnog 148
spiritual fruitcake 262
spiritual gingerbread 341
splendid martini 1,137
sponge cake 39
sponge helmet 13
spongy shield 40
spooky alphabet block 1,714
spooky and sour sauce 111
spooky bark 2,039
spooky bicycle chain 496
spooky bindle 228
spooky cluster 13
spooky clusterbomb 3
spooky cosmetics bag 506
spooky eggnog 4,369
spooky eyeliner 1,169
spooky felt 1,404
spooky gravy fairy warlock hat 343
spooky hi mein 1,669
spooky hockey mask 86
spooky jelly 666
spooky lasso 669
spooky length of string 4,027
spooky lipstick 2,454
spooky lo mein 5,669
spooky mushroom 2,981
spooky mushroom wine 469
spooky music box mechanism 37
spooky nuggets 6,969
spooky pirate skeleton 121
spooky powder 2,269
Spooky Putty ball 2
Spooky Putty mitre 4
Spooky Putty sheet 1
spooky rattling cigar box 1
spooky sap 4,969
spooky scarecrow 313
spooky shroomkabob 906
spooky shrunken head 6,569
spooky sound effects record 567
spooky staff 4,588
spooky stick 5,486
spooky stir-fry 1,369
spooky stuffing 1,085
Spooky Surprise Egg 4,469
spooky toy wheel 1,346
Spooky VHS Tape 713
spooky wad 14,777
spooky wooden block 732
Spooky-Gro fertilizer 1,969
Spookyraven signet 74
spoon! 88
spoonful of Linguine-Os 28
spork 997
spray chrome 1,222
spray paint 18,269
spring 11,969
Spring Break Beach "swimsuit" 13
Spring Bros. ID badge 20
Spring Bros. solenoid 142
sprinkle-begging cup 11
sprinkles 117,889
sprocket 13,769
sprocket assembly 583
spruce juice 13
squamous polyp 1
square CRIMBCOOKIE 608
square sponge pants 75
squashed frog 7,459
Squat-Thrust Magazine 1,729
squeaky staff 142
squeaky toy rose 192
Squib 4
squirming egg sac 2,237
squirming Slime larva 1
St. Pete's sneaky smoothie 213
St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket 109
St. Sneaky Pete's Whey 1,808
Staff of Holiday Sensations 13
Staff of Simmering Hatred 1
Staff of the Black Kettle 15
Staff of the Cozy Fish 13
Staff of the Electric Range 39
Staff of the Grease Trap 4
Staff of the Headmaster's Victuals 122
Staff of the Kitchen Floor 13
Staff of the Midnight Snack 17
Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern 42
Staff of the Peppermint Twist 3
Staff of the Roaring Hearth 1
Staff of the Scummy Sink 2
Staff of the Short Order Cook 13
Staff of the Teapot Tempest 60
Staff of the Walk-In Freezer 7
Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron 2
Staff of the Woodfire 1
stained hard candy 142
stained mattress 50
stainless steel scarf 5
stainless steel shillelagh 5
stainless steel skullcap 4
stainless steel slacks 18
stainless steel solitaire 4
stainless steel suspenders 5
stale baguette 1,499
stale cheer wine 1,016
stale Cheer-E-Os 737
stalk of asparagus 1,224
standard-issue cupcake 469
standards and practices guide 116
staph of homophones 7
stapler bear 35
star 3,416
star boomerang 469
star buckler 1,404
star chart 4,976
star crossbow 256
star hat 1,009
star key lime 154
star key lime pie 369
star pants 1,342
star shirt 94
star spatula 169
Star Spawn 118
star staff 398
star starfish 200
star stiletto 76
star sword 263
star throwing star 569
starchy crossbow 323
starchy staff 169
starchy sword 177
status cymbal 8
Steal This Candy 13,313
stealth bomber 169
Steam Card: DemonStar (#1) 369
Steam Card: DemonStar (#2) 120
Steam Card: DemonStar (#3) 388
Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#1) 487
Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#2) 988
Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3) 558
Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#1) 380
Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#2) 69
Steam Card: Jackass Plumber (#3) 40
Steam Card: Meteoid (#1) 836
Steam Card: Meteoid (#3) 252
Steam Card: Space Trip (#1) 337
Steam Card: Space Trip (#2) 396
Steam Card: Space Trip (#3) 369
Steamboat 13
steamed oyster 2,669
steampunk potion 2,969
steamy ruby 869
steel drivin' hammer 1,849
steel knuckles 2
steel sword 22
steely marble 18
Stembridge sidearm 37
Stemonitis Staticus mushroom 30
stench and sour sauce 69
stench cluster 17
stench clusterbomb 7
stench jelly 1,069
stench nuggets 2,147
stench powder 4,611
stench wad 9,969
Stephen's secret formula 100
stepmom's booze 610
sterno-flavored Hob-O 2,659
stick 1,213
stick of "gum" 474
stick of dynamite 1,700
stick of firewood 4,869
stick-on eyebrow piercing 10,569
stick-on gnome beard 364
stick-on-a-string 300
sticky gloves 71
sticky hand whip 469
sticky lava globs 344
sticky meat kilt 112
sticky sword blade 2
still-beating spleen 32
stink-penny 3,673
stinkin' bindle 78
stinking agaricus 13
stinkwater 42
stinky cheese sword 3
stinky cheese wheel 2
stinky fannypack 37
stinky hi mein 642
stinky mushroom 347
stinky mushroom wine 51
stolen accordion 55,988
stolen meatpouch 7,196
stolen necklace 83
stolen office supplies 4,528
stolen sushi 12,016
stomach turnover 969
stomp box 17
stone banjo 50
stone baseball cap 2,189
stone frisbee 6,795
Stone Golem pebbles 669
stone of eXtreme power 3,769
stone turtle 2
stone wool 569
Stooper 21
stop shield 1
strange cube 272
strange helix fossil 12
strange paste 92
strange shiny disc 76
strange stalagmite 55
straw hat 269
straw pole 41
strawberry 31,669
strawberry daiquiri 10,788
strawberry pie 1,185
strawberry popsicle 1,373
strawberry supersucker 211
strawberry wine 1,254
strawberry-flavored Hob-O 1,269
strawberyl 348
strawberyl necklace 101
stray chihuahua 2
Straypler 4
streetfighting champion's belt 6
stress ball 202
Strikes Again Bigmouth 1,169
string of blue beads 259
string of Crimbo lights 28
string of green beads 452
string of moist beads 169
string of red beads 179
stringy sinew 9,536
Strix stix 519
Strong, Silent Type 60
strongness elixir 3,492
studded leather boxer shorts 31,669
studded sealhide shield 4
stuffed "L" 16
stuffed alien blob 970
stuffed angry cow 2,843
stuffed astral badger 9,218
stuffed baby gravy fairy 4,189
stuffed bandersnatch 158
stuffed Baron von Ratsworth 2,996
stuffed can of asparagus 1,250,030
stuffed carpenter 115
stuffed caterpillar 90
stuffed Cheshire bitten 6,301
stuffed club 11
stuffed cocoabo 2,988
stuffed crazy bastard sword 1,808
stuffed dinosaur 13
stuffed dodecapede 15,007
stuffed dodo 167
stuffed doppelshifter 1,963
stuffed flaming gravy fairy 3,796
stuffed frozen gravy fairy 3,725
stuffed ghuol whelp 5,015
stuffed gray blob 2,323
stuffed hand turkey 5,429
stuffed Hodgman 26
stuffed key 4,337
stuffed kraken 268
stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech 1,974
stuffed martini 1,394
stuffed Meat 4,632
stuffed mind flayer 2,327
stuffed mink 4,174
stuffed Mob Penguin 71
stuffed monocle 3,386
stuffed ninja snowman 20,795
stuffed pocketwatch 272
stuffed porpoise 84
stuffed red and green pepper (stale) 21,848
stuffed sabre-toothed lime 38
stuffed scary death orb 2,456
stuffed shoulder parrot 2,596
stuffed sleazy gravy fairy 3,761
stuffed snowy owl 5,537
stuffed spooky gravy fairy 4,790
stuffed spooky mushroom 2,559
stuffed stab bat 231
stuffed stinky gravy fairy 3,645
stuffed teddy butler 3,812
stuffed tin of caviar 3,703
stuffed treasure chest 4,446
stuffed undead elbow macaroni 2,848
stuffed walrus 83
stuffed yeti 671
stuffed yo-yo 82
stuffed zmobie 3,395
stuffed-shirt scarecrow 1
stuffing 1,776
stuffing fluffer 480
stunt nuts 7,169
sturdy cane 3,939
sturdy Crimbo crate 533
sturdy sword hilt 369
stylish swimsuit 994
styrofoam crossbow 42
styrofoam ore 1,750
styrofoam staff 316
styrofoam sword 183
STYX deodorant body spray 2
sub-molecular interocitor 179
subscription cocoa dispenser 3
succulent marrow 719
sucker bucket 38
sucker hakama 2
sucker kabuto 2
sucker scaffold 1,769
sucker tachi 2
suede shortsword 138
Suffering Sinner 69
sugar banana 718
sugar bunny 13
sugar chapeau 969
sugar cherry 1,111
Sugar Cog 2,037
sugar fairy 13
sugar lime 869
sugar raygun 1
sugar shank 1,369
sugar shard 8,769
sugar sheet 16,088
sugar shield 1,378
sugar shillelagh 769
sugar shirt 669
sugar shorts 1,069
sugar shotgun 869
sugar sphere 769
sugar-coated pine cone 2,669
sugarplum ration 3,142
suggestive strozzapreti 669
Summer Nights 52
sun-dried tofu 1,337
sundae ration 640
sunken chest 1,388
suntan lotion of moxiousness 11,507
Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword 37
super good fruit 1,369
super ka-bob 388
Super Magic Power Sword X 103
super salad 525
Super Weight-Gain 9000 42
super-absorbent tarp 40
super-heated leaf 9
super-size brogurt 120
super-spiky hair gel 18,900
super-strong air freshener 29
super-sweet boom box 3
super-sweet fish goo (spoiled) 2,177
superamplified boom box 1,537
Superdrifter holo-record 184
superduperball 1,800
superduperheated metal 69
superheated fudge 505
superheated metal 420
superhero mask 1
Superhero Reboots 1
Supernova Champagne 14,016
support cummerbund 58
supportive bra 6,569
Suppurating Sinner 170
surgical apron 1,538
surgical mask 133
surgical tape 869
surprisingly capacious handbag 6,976
sushi doily 233
sushi-rolling mat 20
Swabbie™ swab 670
swamp haunch 7,615
swamp lolly 137
swashbuckling pants 748
sweat socks 1,754
sweat-ade 11,069
sweatband 930
sweaty balsam 37
Swedish coffee 200
Swedish massage fish 296
sweet mochi ball 1,037
sweet ninja sword 53
sweet nutcracker 1
sweet party mix 669
sweet rims 1,837
sweet roll Alabama 8,800
Sweet Sword 292
sweet tooth 13
sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 82
sweetened reindeer fat 888
swirling mushroom wine 13
swirly potion 6,669
Swizzler 10,969
sword behind inappropriate prepositions 80
sword hilt 11,669
Sword of Dark Omens 10
sword of static 149
Sword of the Brouhaha Prince 46
swordzall 71
syncopated turtle 56
synthetic dog hair pill 57
synthetic marrow 723
synthetic rock 16
synthetic stuffing 386
TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ 29
T.U.R.D.S. Key 234
t8r tots 2,302
Taco Dan's Basic Taco Dan Taco 159
Taco Dan's Super Taco-Riffic Taco Sauce! 369
Taco Dan's Taco Fish Fish Taco 264
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro 3,386
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita 3,737
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier 37
Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco 9,444
taco shell 5,869
tail o' nine cats 7
tailbone shield 17
tainted icing 201
tainted milk 750
tainted seal's blood 3
Take Eleven Bar 552
Tales from the Fireside 110
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker 255
Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) 2
Tales of Dread 1
Tales of Spelunking 140
Tales of the Word Realms 3
Tales of Western Braggadoccio 2
Talisman of Baio 7
Talisman of Bakula 3
talisman of Seshat 3
Tallowcreme Halloween Pumpkin 770
tamarind-flavored chewing gum 3,737
tambourine 529
tambourine bells 2,963
tangarita 1,351
tangarita with a fly in it 278
tangerine 12,169
tangle of copper wire 169
tangle of rat tails 244
tangled mass of creepy pasta 80
tankard of ale 1,296
tap shoes 205
Tapioc berry 42
tapped black lotus 113
targeting chip 113
tarnished bottlecap 550
tarnished luggage key 17
tarnished metal ring 13
tarnished metal rod 110
tarnished tastevin 354
tarrrnish charrrm 43
tarrrnished charrrm bracelet 237
tasket 2,649
tassel 163
tasteful black bow tie 1
Tasty Fun Good rice candy 33,769
tasty tart 410
tattered paper crown 6
tattered scrap of paper 3,522
tawdry amethyst 690
tea for one 188
Tea, Earl Grey, Hot 137
teacher's pen 2,267
Tears of the Quiet Healer 1,255
teddy bear 228
teddy bear sewing kit 399
teddy borg 791
teddy borg sewing kit 13
teeny-tiny magic scroll 78
teeny-tiny ninja stars 569
teflon ore 259
teflon shield 1
teflon spatula 3
teflon swim fins 47
Telltale™ rubber heart 4,969
temperance whiskey 278
temporary teardrop tattoo 140
temporary tribal tattoo 1,669
temporary X tattoos 13
temporary yak tattoo 131
Temps Tempranillo 128
tempura air 19
tempura avocado 17
tempura broccoli 37
tempura carrot 20
tempura cauliflower 117
tempura cucumber 42
tempura green and red bean 88
tempura radish 42
ten-leaf clover 6,669
tenderizing hammer 2,572
tennis ball 669
teqiwila 143
teqiwila slammer 673
tequila grenade 1,869
tequila sunrise 833
tequila sunset 453
tequila with training wheels 10,699
Tequiz Navidad 269
terra panna cotta 2
terrible poem 580
Tesla's Electroplated Beans 69
Texas tea 141
thanksgiving turkey 137
That 70s Cologne 13
that gum you like 628
The Art of Slapfighting 55
The Author's ink 11
The Author's inkwell 1,490
The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones 118
The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder 5
The Beast Within™ candle 1,565
The Big Book of Communism 7
The Big Book of Communism (used) 1
The Big Book of Every Skill 8
The Big Book of Pirate Insults 444
The Bomb 101
The Chill of the Wild 11
The Confiscator's Grimoire 4
The Cooler Out of Space 888
The Crown of Ed the Undying 1
the Crymbich Manuscript 36
the Crymbich Manuscript (used) 2
The Emperor's dry cleaning 89
The Emperor's new cookie 195
The Emperor's new hat 27
The Emperor's new pants 20
The Emperor's new shirt 16
The Encyclopedia of Fruit 19
The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) 1
The Eye of the Thing in the Basement 1
the finger 169
The Firegate Tapes 13
The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide 25
the funk 3,688
The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook 28
The Grand Poo-Bah trading card 45
The Imploded World 1
The Inquisitor's unidentifiable object 7
The Jokester's gun 129
The Jokester's pants 105
The Jokester's wig 193
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 7
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 6
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 19
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 3
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 13
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) 1
The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 14
The Joy of Wassailing 337
The Joy of Wassailing (used) 1
the kindest cold cut 166
The Landscaper's leafblower 28
The Legendary Beat 1
The Lost Comb 27
The Lost Glasses 286
The Lost Pill Bottle 42
The Lot's engagement ring 474
The Mad Liquor 13
The Mariachi's guitar case 3
the most dangerous bait 1,512
The Necbronomicon 13
The Necbronomicon (used) 1
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 8
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) 1
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 7
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) 1
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 5
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) 1
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 6
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) 1
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 6
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) 1
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 5
The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) 1
The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells 20
The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) 3
The Nuge's favorite crossbow 2
The One Mood Ring 1
The Pigs holo-record 69
The Plumber's mushroom stew 7
The Ring 37
The Six-Pack of Pain 5
The Smith's Tome 1
The Snake trading card 69
The Snitch's Manifesto 164
The Spirit of Giving 7
The Spirit of Giving (used) 1
The Superconductor's CPU 1
The Sword in the Steak 2
The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants 24
The Western Look 2
theoretical string 5,437
thermos full of Knob coffee 1,237
thermos of brew 1,069
They liver 78
They liver popsicle 124
They'll Love You In Rhinestones 15
thick walrus blubber 1,669
thicksilver ring 13
thicksilver spurs 8
thin black candle 9,919
thin gold wire 27
Thinknerd Blind-Packed Toy 288
Thinknerd T-Shirt 1
Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag 939
Thinknerd's Grimoire of Geeky Gifts 2
Third Base 969
third ear 88
third-hand lantern 11,990
third-hand nunchaku 432
This Charming Flan 669
thistle wine 1,337
Thor's Pliers 3
Thorny Toad trading card 37
thought balloon 42
Three Mile Island shorts 13
three-legged pants 1,247
three-tiered wedding cake 209
thriftshop coupon 42
Thriller Ice 20
throbbing organ pie 273
throbbing rage gland 1
throwing bone 77
throwing candy 800
throwing fork 974
throwing knife 1,224
throwing spoon 395
throwing wrench 888
Thwaitgold ant statuette 2
Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette 3
Thwaitgold bee statuette 3
Thwaitgold bookworm statuette 4
Thwaitgold bug statuette 1
Thwaitgold butterfly statuette 7
Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette 6
Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette 6
Thwaitgold fairyfly statue 1
Thwaitgold firefly statuette 4
Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette 16
Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette 6
Thwaitgold harvestman statuette 8
Thwaitgold maggot statuette 5
Thwaitgold mosquito statuette 1
Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette 7
Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette 10
Thwaitgold protozoa statuette 1
Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette 17
Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette 1
Thwaitgold slug statuette 1
Thwaitgold spider statuette 5
Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette 3
Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette 32
Thwaitgold termite statuette 8
Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette 2
Thwaitgold woollybear statuette 1
thyme jelly donut 53
TI-9000 calculator 296
ticksilver ring 11
ticksilver spurs 7
tie-dyed fannypack 41
tied-up flaming leaflet 1
Tiger-lily's milk 626
tightly-wound spine 107
tighty whiteys 969
Tiki lighter 27
Time Bandit Badge of Courage 1
Time Bandit Time Towel 18
Time Cape 10
Time Cloak 1
time halo 292
time helmet 3
Time Lord Participation Mug 4
time residue 1,930
time shuriken 25
time sleigh 1
time sword 9
time trousers 4
time's arrow 569
time-twitching toolbelt 3
tin cup 37
tin cup of mulligan stew 420
tin drum 13
tin foil 14
tin magnolia 6,569
tin of submardines 11,469
tin rations 5
tin roof (rusted) 5
tin snips 50
tin star 1
tin tam 16
tin thermos of chai 805
tinsel orb 3
tiny baby scorpion 7
tiny balloon knife 121
tiny barrel 1,669
tiny bindle 15
tiny black hole 569
tiny bomb 2,969
tiny bottle of absinthe 12,969
tiny bowler 869
tiny canopic jar 128
tiny cell phone 112
tiny consolation ribbon 10
tiny costume wardrobe 3
tiny dancer 216
tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg 21
tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer 194
tiny die-cast blade a-spinning 70
tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory 235
tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree 32
tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer 135
tiny die-cast Don Crimbo 93
tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer 243
tiny die-cast factory worker elf 468
tiny die-cast Father Crimbo 19
tiny die-cast Father Crimborg 35
tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf 723
tiny die-cast golden ring 37
tiny die-cast goose a-laying 111
tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer 250
tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer 292
tiny die-cast killing bird 14
tiny die-cast middle-management elf 42
tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf 856
tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg 48
tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg 48
tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer 1,770
tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer 30
tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf 523
tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming 114
tiny die-cast Swiss hen 54
tiny die-cast turtle mech 15
tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo 24
tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign 479
tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer 340
tiny do-rag 28
tiny domino mask 69
tiny fly glasses 280
tiny glowing red nose 7
tiny goth giant 38
tiny handful of mixed nuts 989
tiny house 49,397
tiny knife and fork 131
tiny maracas 101
tiny Mountie hat 12
tiny ninja sword 351
tiny plastic 11 Dealer 30
tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf 730
tiny plastic abominable fudgeman 57
tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo 51
tiny plastic Abuela's cottage 31
tiny plastic accordion thief 67
tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart 35
tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear 625
tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll 28
tiny plastic angry bugbear 104
tiny plastic angry goat 570
tiny plastic angry space marine 323
tiny plastic angry vikings 18
tiny plastic anime smiley 921
tiny plastic animelf 22
tiny plastic apathetic lizardman 237
tiny plastic Armory 29
tiny plastic astronomer 757
tiny plastic Axe Wound 480
tiny plastic baby gravy fairy 905
tiny plastic bad vibe 38
tiny plastic Bar 24
tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth 57
tiny plastic barrrnacle 216
tiny plastic batbugbear 394
tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type 402
tiny plastic beanbat 728
tiny plastic bee swarm 290
tiny plastic beebee gunners 96
tiny plastic Beebee King 92
tiny plastic beebee queue 389
tiny plastic Beelzebozo 818
tiny plastic Best Game Ever 30
tiny plastic Big Candy 57
tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar 195
tiny plastic Black Knight 1,079
tiny plastic black ops bugbear 581
tiny plastic blazing bat 358
tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball 498
tiny plastic blooper 138
tiny plastic Bonerdagon 487
tiny plastic Boris 3
tiny plastic Boss Bat 164
tiny plastic brainsweeper 421
tiny plastic briefcase bat 285
tiny plastic bugaboo 92
tiny plastic Bugbear Captain 126
tiny plastic buzzerker 446
tiny plastic caboose 24
tiny plastic Café Elf 19
tiny plastic Cafe 23
tiny plastic Captain Kerkard 37
tiny plastic cavebugbear 518
tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter 983
tiny plastic Cheer Core 23
tiny plastic chem lab 22
tiny plastic Cheshire bat 180
tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ 53
tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite 24
tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel 297
tiny plastic coal car 30
tiny plastic cocoabo 473
tiny plastic coffee pixie 389
tiny plastic colollilossus 54
tiny plastic conservationist hippy 59
tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ 12
tiny plastic Crimbo caroler 40
tiny plastic Crimbo Casino 36
tiny plastic Crimbo cheer 92
tiny plastic Crimbo elf 1,028
tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer 871
tiny plastic Crimbo wreath 446
tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva 31
tiny plastic Crimbomega 37
tiny plastic Crimbomination 98
tiny plastic Crimborgatron 71
tiny plastic Crimbot 47
tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram 46
tiny plastic cubist bull 72
tiny plastic demoninja 1,469
tiny plastic dining car 17
tiny plastic disco bandit 119
tiny plastic Dolph Bossin 15
tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" 17
tiny plastic Don Crimbo 72
tiny plastic Dr. Awkward 5
tiny plastic drunk goat 250
tiny plastic Duke Starkiller 109
tiny plastic Ed the Undying 6
tiny plastic exo-suited miner 31
tiny plastic Factory 22
tiny plastic fat stack of cash 39
tiny plastic Father McGruber 418
tiny plastic fax machine 26
tiny plastic Felonia 589
tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus 140
tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker 1,091
tiny plastic fire servant 333
tiny plastic fluffy bunny 257
tiny plastic food lab 21
tiny plastic four-shadowed mime 10
tiny plastic fruit golem 438
tiny plastic Fudge Wizard 56
tiny plastic fuzzy dice 1,978
tiny plastic G Imp 487
tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej 42
tiny plastic Gary Claybender 78
tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick 1,614
tiny plastic ghuol whelp 1,393
tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers 82
tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire 23
tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser 278
tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester 1,060
tiny plastic golden gundam 1,475
tiny plastic GORM-8 64
tiny plastic goth giant 124
tiny plastic grue 181
tiny plastic handsome mariachi 439
tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist 517
tiny plastic Hellion 452
tiny plastic hermit 179
tiny plastic hobo elf 12
tiny plastic howling balloon monkey 334
tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear 228
tiny plastic Iiti Kitty 640
tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker 256
tiny plastic Jarlsberg 3
tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. 46
tiny plastic killer bee 817
tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter 51
tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl 78
tiny plastic Knob Goblin King 627
tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist 284
tiny plastic Knott Yeti 78
tiny plastic Knows About Chakras 39
tiny plastic Krampus 20
tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box 136
tiny plastic leprechaun 371
tiny plastic levitating potato 371
tiny plastic lobsterfrogman 107
tiny plastic locomotive 24
tiny plastic Lord Flameface 187
tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven 5
tiny plastic MechaElf 49
tiny plastic Mer-kin baker 16
tiny plastic mime executive 15
tiny plastic mime functionary 36
tiny plastic mime scientist 24
tiny plastic mime soldier 14
tiny plastic Mirth 32
tiny plastic Mob Penguin 29
tiny plastic moneybee 305
tiny plastic mosquito 183
tiny plastic Mr. Mination 58
tiny plastic multi-level marketer 26
tiny plastic mumblebee 467
tiny plastic mutant elf 45
tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress 4
tiny plastic ninja snowman 807
tiny plastic nog lab 26
tiny plastic Norville Rogers 726
tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy 51
tiny plastic orphan 26
tiny plastic passenger car 23
tiny plastic pastamancer 69
tiny plastic peacannon 163
tiny plastic Penny 39
tiny plastic primary lab 22
tiny plastic Professor What 26
tiny plastic Protagonist 145
tiny plastic protector spectre 7
tiny plastic Queen Bee 112
tiny plastic reindeer 10
tiny plastic Rene C. Corman 130
tiny plastic Rudolph the Red 30
tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime 402
tiny plastic sauceror 285
tiny plastic scary clown 1,850
tiny plastic Scott the Miner 115
tiny plastic Scream Queen 16
tiny plastic sea elf 14
tiny plastic seal clubber 313
tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit 25
tiny plastic senile lihc 55
tiny plastic skeletal reindeer 47
tiny plastic smarmy pirate 1,813
tiny plastic Sneaky Pete 5
tiny plastic Spam Witch 1,281
tiny plastic spiderbugbear 497
tiny plastic spiny skelelton 732
tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton 3,183
tiny plastic spooky vampire 1,924
tiny plastic Spunky Princess 202
tiny plastic stab bat 1,497
tiny plastic star starfish 1,234
tiny plastic stocking mimic 55
tiny plastic strand of DNA 119
tiny plastic Susie 1
tiny plastic sweet nutcracker 332
tiny plastic sword 1
tiny plastic taco cat 144
tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf 30
tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf 48
tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski 326
tiny plastic the Free Man 177
tiny plastic The Man 629
tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare 31
tiny plastic topiary golem 610
tiny plastic Toybot 80
tiny plastic trollipop 84
tiny plastic Trouser Snake 688
tiny plastic turtle tamer 54
tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo 404
tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku 40
tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni 576
tiny plastic warbear 38
tiny plastic warbear fortress 65
tiny plastic warwelf 344
tiny plastic whitesnake 644
tiny plastic wild beaver 47
tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer 218
tiny plastic XXX pr0n 114
tiny plastic Your Brain 39
tiny plastic yuleviathan 9
tiny plastic zmobie 1,081
tiny prop sword 31
tiny shaker of salt 25
tiny slimy cyst 37
tiny sombrero 69
tip jar 260
tires 5,769
tisket 900
titanium assault umbrella 4,313
To Build an Igloo 5
toast 29,060
toast with cold jelly 69
toast with hot jelly 42
toast with jam 615
toast with sleaze jelly 25
toast with spooky jelly 269
toast with stench jelly 42
toasted brie 55
tobiko marble soda 269
tobiko pocky 338
tobiko-infused sake 469
toe jam 69
toe jam toast 28
tofu casserole 618
tofu stir-fry 218
tofu taco 69
tofu wonton 234
tofurkey gravy 5,369
tofurkey leg 2,699
tofurkey nugget 179
toggle switch (Bartend) 13
toggle switch (Bounce) 78
Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste 1,688
tomato 9,610
tomato daiquiri 2,725
tomato juice of powerful power 11,669
tomato soup poster 700
tomb ratchet 619
tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie 1,669
Tome of Clip Art 1
Tome of Rad Libs 1
Tome of Sugar Shummoning 2
tommy gun 474
tongue depressor 119
tonguebone 21
tonic djinn 1,313
tonic o' Banderas 677
tonic water 2,278
too legit potion 50
tooth 1,526
tooth cap 10
toothbrush 395
toothsome rock 1,011
toothy trousers 4
top 4,300
topeé 20
topiary necktie 11
topiary nugglet 1,869
topiary skunk 18
topiary tights 47
torn hellseal sinew 82
torquoise 169
torquoise ring 37
tortoboggan 41
tortoboggan shield 69
tortoise's blessing 112
totally sweet mohawk helmet 469
tourmalime 580
tourmalime tourniquet 128
towel 165
toxic globule 1,569
toxic mop 25
toxo 169
toy accordion 385
toy crazy train 1,269
toy Crimbot mega face 14
toy Crimbot power glove 10
toy Crimbot rocket legs 10
toy Crimbot super fist 10
toy deathbot 307
toy hoverpad 2,246
toy jet pack 638
toy maglev monorail 88
toy mercenary 420
toy ray gun 807
toy six-seater hovercraft 211
toy soldier 69
toy space helmet 1,011
toy taijijian 142
toy train 169
toy wheel 170
Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans 37
traditional Crimbo cookie 2,369
traffic jam 180
traffic jam toast 37
Trafikoan 3
train whistle 1
Trainbot autoassembly module 55
Trainbot circuitry 2,100
Trainbot harness 19
Trainbot linkages 316
Trainbot luggage hook 27
Trainbot optics 1,954
Trainbot plating 571
Trainbot radar monocle 54
Trainbot servomotors 399
Trainbot slag 1,080
Trainbot tubing 3,154
training scroll: Shattering Punch 8
training scroll: Shivering Monkey Technique 14
training scroll: Snokebomb 13
trampled ticket stub 33
transdermal smoke patch 1,679
transmission from planet Xi 999
transparent nog 52
transparent pants 11
transporter transponder 2,539
Transylvania Sling 151
Trash, a Memoir 11
Travels with Jerry 107
Travoltan trousers 2
Treads of Loathing 1
tree-eating kite 4,430
tree-shaped Crimbo cookie 1,669
Tremella Tarantella mushroom 13
trench coat 37
trench lighter 2
triad summoning scroll 507
triangular CRIMBCOOKIE 787
trick coin 211
triggerfingerbone 177
trilobite candy mold 42
trilobite fossil 1,003
TRIO cup of beer 42
triple barreled barrel gun 38
Trivial Avocations Card: What? 3,808
Trivial Avocations Card: When? 4,370
Trivial Avocations Card: Where? 3,385
Trivial Avocations Card: Who? 4,418
troll britches 135
Trollhouse cookies 2,764
Tropical Crimbo Hat 8
tropical Crimbo pressie 1
Tropical Crimbo Shorts 8
Tropical Crimbo Sword 3
tropical island souvenir crate 30
tropical orchid 1,026
tropical paperweight 29
tropical swill 120
tropical wrapping paper 16
trousers of the white knight 13
trout fang 66
Trout Fishing in Loathing 9
troutpiece 369
true grit 770
trusty torch 3
Truthsayer 1
tryptophan dart 21
tube of cranberry Go-Goo 237
tube of dread wax 1,419
tube of hair oil 190
tube of herbal ointment 1,255
tube of pendulum lube 101
tube of villain white 300
tube sock 45
Tuesday's ruby 2,674
tulip 373
tuning fork 69
turkey blaster 4
turkish mostaccioli 190
Turpin 14
Turtive 1
Turtle Bowl 13
turtle mud 142
turtle pheromones 5,192
turtle totem 60,354
turtle voicebox 2,863
turtle wax 1,069
turtle wax greaves 42
turtle wax helmet 28
turtle wax shield 53
turtle-shaped rock 483
turtlemail bits 10,669
turtlemail breeches 469
turtlemail coif 21
turtlemail hauberk 425
turtling rod 5,500
tuxedo shirt 198
Twelve Night Energy 72
twice-haunted screwdriver 403
twinkly nuggets 3,672
twinkly powder 11,555
twinkly wad 57,443
twist of lime 420
twisted piece of wire 666
twisted-up wet towel 227
twitching claw 123
twitching space egg 3
Twitching Television Tattoo 9
twitching time capsule 369
two meat muck 69
Typical Tavern swill 5,469
Ultimate Mind Destroyer 39
ultimate wad 2
Ultra Mega Sour Ball 21
ultra-deluxe cupcake 1,442
ultra-soft ferns 74
ultracalcium 9
Ultracolor™ shirt 91
ultrafondue 30
Ultrasoldier Serum 70
una poca de gracia 2,216
Unagnimated Gnome 1
unappetizing mayolus 270
unbearable light 213
uncanny desk bell 137
uncapped blue lava bottle 13
uncapped green lava bottle 13
uncapped red lava bottle 14
Uncle Buck 13
Uncle Crimbo's Rations 147
Uncle Crimbo's Sack 1
Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide 3,676
Uncle Hobo's belt 2
Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix 1,277
Uncle Romulus 181
Unconscious Collective Dream Jar 1,869
uncooked chorizo 3,969
undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella 1
underwater slingshot 1,804
Underworld flail 1
Underworld sapling 6
Underworld truncheon 1
Underworld trunk 1
undissolvable contact lenses 14
undrilled cosmic bowling ball 1
unearthed potsherd 439
unearthed volcanic meteoroid 2
unearthly onyx 350
unemployed hunchbacked minion 1
unfinished fruitcake 13
unfinished ice sculpture 169
unfinished pleasure 69
unflavored wine cooler 336
unfortunate dumplings 366
Unfortunato's foolscap 98
Ungulant 4
unholy water 969
unidentifiable dried fruit 113
unidentified drink 1,429
unidentified jerky 9,305
uninteresting mayolus 70
union scalemail pants 140
universal biscuit 845
Unkillable Skeleton's breastplate 2
unlocked meat locker 50
Unmotivator: Crashed Meat Car 180
Unmotivator: Crashed Orca 198
Unmotivator: Success Warrior 192
unnamed cocktail 301
unnatural gas 171
unoccupied sheep suit 2
Unopened Eight Days a Week Pill Keeper 1
unopened tiny stillsuit 1
unpowered Robortender 1
unquiet spirits 2,374
unrefined Mountain Stream syrup 5,269
unremarkable duffel bag 645
unrequired jacket 55
unrolling pin 1,569
unsanitized scalpel 24
unsmoothed velvet 620
Unspeakable Earring 51
unspeakable lozenges 13
Unspeakachu 69
unstable DNA 3,490
unstable laser battery 320
unstable quark 323
untamable turtle 1
unused soap 669
unused walkie-talkie 3,333
unusual disco ball 8
unusual oil 169
unwound clockwork grapefruit 42
Uovo Marcio Shiraz 2
upsy daisy 5,769
Ur-Donut 188
urchin roe 18
urinal cake 20,876
used beer 605
useless powder 5,213
V for Vivala mask 5
Valentine 21,337
Valentine's Day cake 12
valuable coin 2,137
valuable trinket 7,169
vampagne 69
vampire chowder 1,888
vampire collar 1,159
vampire duck-on-a-string 3,096
vampire glitter 29
vampire pearl 481
vampire pearl earring 28
vampire pearl necklace 222
vampire pearl ring 4
vampire pellet 67
Vamprey 3
vampyric cloake 1
Van der Graaf helmet 333
van key 356
Vaporpoise 6
Vaso De Agua trading card 127
Vegetable of Jarlsberg 4,269
veiny spore pod 1,169
velcro boots 41
velcro broadsword 50
velcro ore 1,769
velcro paddle ball 13
velcro shield 69
velvet choker 22
Velvet Veil 288
vengeful spirit 13
Venus flytrap 363
vertebra of the Bonerdagon 1
very fancy whiskey 420
very hot lunch 5,837
very large caltrop 3
very overdue library book 122
very small red dress 3,700
vesper 4
Vial of jus de larmes 130
vial of baconstone juice 229
vial of blood simple syrup 1,414
vial of Gnomochloric acid 4,262
vial of hamethyst juice 269
vial of holy water 21,659
vial of hot blood 37
vial of patchouli oil 341
vial of porquoise juice 512
vial of swamp vapors 11
vial of The Glistening 333
vibrating cyborg knife 420
Vicar's Tutu 169
vicious spiked collar 3
Victor's Spoils 4
viking helmet 3,674
villainous scythe 1
vinegar 8,614
vinegar-soaked lemon slice 8,122
vintage smart drink 359
vinyl boots 605
vinyl ore 210
vinyl shield 17
violent pastilles 913
viral DNA 450
viral video 219
virgin jello shot 311
viscous lava globs 1,000
vitachoconutriment capsule 280
vitamin G pill 697
Vivian's Vitamin 13
vodka and cranberry 1,672
vodka and tonic 553
vodka barracuda 420
vodka gibson 469
vodka martini 1,469
Vodka Matryoshka 369
vodka stinger 129
vodka stratocaster 420
void burger 1,859
void lager 1,969
void shard 7
void stone 2,144
Volartta's bellbottoms 9
volcanic ash 4,769
Volcoino 1,826
volleyball 13,990
Voluminous Radio Hat 4
Voluminous Radio Pants 4
Voluminous Radio Sneakers 3
voodoo glowskull 1,337
voodoo snuff 169
vorpal blade 3,832
votive candle 59
votive of confidence 337
Vulgure 8
VYKEA blood rune 569
VYKEA bracket 877
VYKEA dowel 4,288
VYKEA frenzy rune 601
VYKEA hex key 69
VYKEA instructions 837
VYKEA lightning rune 16
VYKEA mead 337
VYKEA meatballs 211
VYKEA plank 969
VYKEA rail 796
VYKEA woadpaint 15,839
WA 1,369
wad of dough 37,769
wad of slimy rags 118
wad of spider silk 13
wad of tofu 2,683
waders 1
waffle 771
Waifuton 11
Wal-Mart "diamond" ring 24
Wal-Mart gift certificate 669
Wal-Mart nametag 11
Wal-Mart overalls 8
Wal-Mart snowglobe 3
Wal-Mart tattoo kit 12
walkie-talkie 1
walrus ice cream 73
walrus-tusk earring 787
wand of fudge control 1
Wand of Oscus 2
wand of pigification 4
wang 279
war tongs 561
warbear accoutrements chunk 1,090
warbear auto-anvil 33
warbear badge 26
warbear battery 169
warbear battle greaves 3
warbear bearserker greaves 6
warbear bearserker mead 48
warbear bearserker potion 624
warbear beeping telegram 199
warbear black box 1
warbear blizzard mead 437
warbear breakfast machine assembler 37
warbear ceremonial party pants 3
warbear chemistry lab 43
warbear dress bracers 12
warbear dress greaves 9
warbear dress helmet 13
warbear drone assembler 53
warbear drone codes 9
warbear electric long johns 3
warbear electric warscarf 6
warbear electro-spiked helm 3
warbear empathy chip 122
warbear empathy chip (used) 4
warbear energy bracers 37
warbear exhaust manifold 71
warbear exo-arm 25
warbear fancy fedora 3
warbear feasting bread 174
warbear feasting mead 188
warbear feathered fedora 17
warbear fleece-lined long johns 15
warbear fleece-lined warscarf 3
warbear foil hat 13
warbear goggles 3
warbear gyro 114
warbear gyrocopter 76
warbear heated ushanka 3
warbear helm fragment 291
warbear high festival pants 1
warbear high-efficiency still 18
warbear hoverbelt 1
warbear hoverbelt piecepart 342
warbear induction oven 17
warbear jackhammer drill press 24
warbear laser beacon 109
warbear laser bowtie 4
warbear lined ushanka 3
warbear liquid lasers 469
warbear liquid overcoat 227
warbear LP-ROM burner 25
warbear metalworking primer 69
warbear metalworking primer (used) 1
warbear nuclear bowtie 6
warbear officer greaves 1
warbear officer requisition box 102
warbear oil pan 37
warbear party pants 5
warbear plain fedora 15
warbear plain helm 3
warbear plain ushanka 1
warbear plasma bowtie 1
warbear polarized goggles 4
warbear procedural hilarity drone 605
warbear rejuvenation potion 621
warbear requisition box 199
warbear robo-camouflage unit 115
warbear sequential gaiety distribution system 126
warbear snowblindness goggles 5
warbear soda machine assembler 67
warbear spiked helm 21
warbear superpotion 80
warbear thermoregulator bread 142
warbear trouser fragment 406
warbear wardance potion 723
warbear warrior bread 218
warbear warscarf 4
warbear whosit 21,669
warehouse clerk's glasses 330
warehouse key 98
warehouse walkie-talkie 289
warm fur 9
warm gravy 118
warm mushroom 371
Warm Subject gift certificate 4,977
warm war shawarma 90
Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife 13
wasabi marble soda 588
wasabi pocky 420
wasabi-infused sake 206
water log 35
water pipe bomb 14,555
water purification pills 1,920
water wings 2,800
water wings for babies 20
water-polo cap 20
water-polo mitt 5
watered-down Red Minotaur 2,161
waterlogged bootstraps 16
waterlogged cloth 1,345
waterlogged crate 25
waterlogged leather 671
waterlogged metal 876
waterlogged stuffing 910
waterlogged wood 360
watermelon seed 101
wax booze 3,937
wax face 77
Wax Flask 969
wax hand 61
wax hat 37
wax lips 2
wax pancake 300
wax pants 17
Way More Tears™ pepper spray 11,198
weasel stomping pants 1
weathered barrel 7,681
webbed comic mask 1
wedge of gray cheese 1
weegee sqouija 42
weighted paperclip chain 237
weird gazelle steak 2,369
Wendtigo 3
weremoose spit 435
Western Slang Vol. 1: Violence 2
Western Slang Vol. 2: Cooking 1
Western Slang Vol. 3: Fraud 2
western-style skinning knife 5
Wet Russian 91
wet stew 1,444
wet tack 38
wet venom duct 195
whale cerebrospinal fluid 262
whalebone corset 743
whalecake 42
whalegun 14
whalesteak 272
Whatsian Ionic Pliers 930
whatsit-covered turtle shell 178
wheel 131
Whenchamacallit bar 445
whet stone 8
whimpering willow bark 355
whisker pencil 1,288
whiskey and cola 4,210
whiskey and soda 2,648
whiskey bittersweet 978
whiskey in a broken glass 2,596
whiskey sour 20,969
whiskey squeeze 788
white arm towel 7
white balloon 1,105,432
white belt 113
white blood cells 158
white Canadian 131
white candy heart 21,969
white candygram 1,867
white chocolate and tomato pizza 2,545
white chocolate chip brownies 1,169
white chocolate chip cookies 11,037
white chocolate chips 16,369
White Chocolate Golem Seeds 2,090
White Citadel burger 3,124
White Citadel fries 5,607
white class ring 318
white collar 1,302
white Crimbo ball 77,852
White Dragon Fang 1
white Dreadsylvanian 30
white earbuds 6
white elephant gift 14
white hat hacker T-shirt 158
White Hyborian 921
white lightning 8,569
white mana 211
white money bag 2
white page 3,096
white picket fence 577
white pixel 1,701
white rice 888
white satin pants 12,328
white satin shield 6,451
white snake skin 37,284
white snakeskin duster 158
white sword 11,505
white tulip 137
white whip 123
white wine 469
white Xanadian 439
white-label gin 3
whole roasted chicken 169
whole turkey leg 3,669
wholeberd 144
Whoompa Fur Pants 769
whoopie cushion 2,322
wicker shield 1,420
Wickers bar 369
wicksilver ring 69
wicksilver spurs 3
wiffle-flail 154
wild honey pie 111
willowy bonnet 14
willyweed 237
wind-up chattering teeth 2,713
wind-up ensign 3,969
wind-up meatcar 15,897
wind-up navigation droid 5,369
wind-up owl 3,069
wind-up spider 2,337
wind-up vampire teeth 1,069
wind-up Whatsian robot 4,569
windchimes 9,831
windicle 11
wine spritzer 4,137
wings of fire 69
Winifred's whistle 17
Wint-O-Fresh mint 122,502
wintergreen-flavored potato chips 4,439
witch hat 469
witch wart 396
witch's bra 1
witch's bread 137
witch's brew 369
Witchess Set 1
witty rapier 1,808
wizard action figure 1
woim 16
woimbook 70
wok lobster 42
Woldo trading card 89
wolf mask 588
wolf whistle 1
wolfman mask 1,609
Wolfman Nardz 398
wolfskull mask 11
wonderwall shield 3,008
wood screw 842
wooden axe 381
wooden block 669
wooden figurine 1,169
wooden salad bowl 1,069
wooden spoon 144
wooden stakes 827
wool hat 161
wool sock 38
woolen cravat 42
wooly loincloth 5
Work is a Four Letter Sword 42
worksite credentials 13
Workytime Tea 1,177
World's Blackest-Eyed Peas 222
world's smallest violin 988
wormwood stick 13
wormwood wedding ring 5
worn tophat 355
worst candy 269
worthless gewgaw 250
worthless knick-knack 5,521
worthless trinket 86
woven baling wire bracelets 30
wrapped candy cane sword cane 1
wrapping paper 2
wreath of laurels 161
wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie 2,969
Wrecked Generator 111
wrench bracelet 16
wrestling mask 95
wriggling severed nose 30
wriggling tentacle 5
wriggling worm 397
wristwatch of the white knight 19
writhing drippy candy bar 5
Wrotz 9
Wullabye 4
wumpus hair 9
wumpus-hair bolo 1
wumpus-hair net 1
wussiness potion 9,309
X 369
X-37 gun 36
x-ray mirror 1,055
x-ray specs 3,189
Xi Receiver Unit 1
Xiblaxian 5D printer 111
Xiblaxian alloy 1,166
Xiblaxian cache locator simcode 244
Xiblaxian circuitry 2,694
Xiblaxian crystal 336
Xiblaxian direct marketing simcode 140
Xiblaxian encrypted political prisoner 52
Xiblaxian holo-bowtie 42
Xiblaxian holo-buddy simcode 10
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: residence cube 18
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: space whiskey 13
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth cowl 2
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth trousers 16
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: stealth vest 13
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: ultraburrito 2
Xiblaxian holo-schematic: xeno-goggles 13
Xiblaxian holo-training simcode 81
Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter 169
Xiblaxian holo-wrist-puter simcode 225
Xiblaxian polymer 4,706
Xiblaxian residence-cube 37
Xiblaxian space-whiskey 177
Xiblaxian stealth cowl 13
Xiblaxian stealth trousers 37
Xiblaxian stealth vest 15
Xiblaxian ultraburrito 13
Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles 69
xo-skeleton-in-a-box 1
yabba dabba doo rag 7
yak anorak 331
yak skin 1,739
yak toupee 164
yak whip 18
Yakisoba's hat 2
yakskin buckler 169
yakskin kilt 74
yakskin pants 118
yakskin skirt 161
yam candy 142
Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick 4,169
ye olde golde frontes 73
Ye Olde Meade 1,369
Ye Olde Medieval Insult 669
Ye Olde Navy Fleece 14
Ye Wizard's Shack snack voucher 5,669
Yeast of Boris 269
Yeg's Motel alarm clock 55
Yeg's Motel ashtray 42
Yeg's Motel disposable razor 169
Yeg's Motel hand soap 81
Yeg's Motel minibar key 17
Yeg's Motel mouthwash 20
Yeg's Motel pillow mint 37
Yeg's Motel sewing kit 24
Yeg's Motel stationery 111
Yeg's Motel toothbrush 37
yellow brick road 666
yellow candy heart 28,569
yellow candygram 4,249
yellow drunki-bear 285
yellow gummi ingot 4,102
yellow matter custard 137
Yellow Moon of Compassion 6
yellow paisley oyster egg 1,569
yellow pixel 7,769
yellow pixel potion 169
yellow plastic hard hat 148
yellow plastic oyster egg 869
yellow polka-dot oyster egg 1,669
yellow puck with a bow on it 2
yellow rocket 3,111
yellow seashell 6,869
yellow snowcone 1,971
yellow striped oyster egg 869
yeti fur 8,756
yield shield 1
yo 880
yo-yo 7,220
yohohoyo 939
Yolo™ chocolates 1,237
Yorick 12
Young Man's Cargo Load 15
Young Man's Crew Sequester 13
your own black heart 3,242
yule grog 29
yule gruel 9,669
yule hatchet 205
yule pup 25
yuletide troll chrysalis 2
Yuleviathan necklace 9
yummy death watch beetle 2,469
Yummy Tummy bean 29,477
Z-Bone steak 769
Ze™ goggles 1,614
zen motorcycle 111
Zim Merman's guitar 277
Zinc Delta of Tranquility 1
zmobie 1,969
zombie 2,669
zombie accordion 1
zombie dinosaur egg 42
zombie hollandaise 2,963
zombie mariachi hat 2
zombie mariachi pants 1
zombie pineal gland 87
Zombo's empty eye 1
Zombo's grievous greaves 4
Zombo's shield 4
Zombo's skullcap 1
Zoodriver 284
Zu Mannkäse Dienen 280
Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) 1