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ElVatoLoco (#852470)
This player has 4,610 unique items and 86,502 total items in his/her display case.

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"caramel" orange 17
"DRINK ME" potion 477
"Humorous" T-shirt 1
"Remember the Trees" Shirt 1
'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign 3
1-ball 1
11-leaf clover 1
1337 7r0uZ0RZ 1
2-ball 1
25-meat staff 1
3-ball 1
30669 scroll 1
33398 scroll 1
334 scroll 1
4-ball 1
4-d camera 1
4-dimensional fez 1
4-dimensional guitar 22
5-Alarm Saucepan 1
5-ball 1
6-ball 1
64067 scroll 1
668 scroll 1
7-ball 1
7-Foot Dwarven mattock 1
7-inch discus 1
8-ball 1
9-ball 1
99.44% pure math 1
A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes 2
a butt tuba 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 1
A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 1
a little sump'm sump'm 1
A. W. O. L. commendation 4
abandoned candy 1
abominable blubber 94
abominable snowcone 1
Abuela Crimbo's special magnet 1
Abyssal ember 1
acceptable bagel 1
accidental cider 1
accord ion 1
accordion file 1
Accordion of Jordion 1
accordionoid rocca 1
acid-squirting flower 1
acoustic guitarrr 1
actual tapas 1
adder 7
adder bladder 1
adhesive tape dolly 1
adorable seal larva 2
agua de vida 3,367
albatross necklace 1
Alewife™ Ale 187
Alexy sauce 1
Alice's Army Alchemist 59
Alice's Army booster box 1
Alice's Army Bowman 29
Alice's Army Cleric 23
Alice's Army Coward 29
Alice's Army Dervish 1
Alice's Army Guard 51
Alice's Army Halberder 71
Alice's Army Hammerman 25
Alice's Army Horseman 22
Alice's Army Lanceman 26
Alice's Army Mad Bomber 54
Alice's Army Martyr 10
Alice's Army Ninja 55
Alice's Army Nurse 56
Alice's Army Page 62
Alice's Army Shieldmaiden 73
Alice's Army Sniper 5
Alice's Army Spearsman 49
Alice's Army Swordsman 72
Alice's Army Wallman 53
All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig 1
all-purpose cleaner 1
all-purpose flower 1
alpha-mail pants 1
alphabet gum 1
Aluminum Epsilon of Humility 1
amber aviator shades 32
amok pudding 1
amok putter 1
amulet of extreme plot significance 1
ancient calendar 1
ancient calendar fragment 1
ancient cursed foot locker 1
ancient Elf dessert spoon 1
ancient frozen dinner 1
ancient ice cream scoop 4
ancient Magi-Wipes 1
ancient oil painting of yourself 1
ancient poisoned dart 1
ancient protein powder 94
Ancient Saucehelm 1
ancient spice 1
ancient stone fist 45
ancient stone head 24
ancient turtle shell 1
ancient turtle shell helmet 1
ancient turtle shell powder 1
ancient unspeakable fruitcake 4
ancient vinyl coin purse 1
anemone nematocyst 111
anemone sauce 5
angel-food cake 1
Angelhair Culottes 2
Angry Farmer candy 1
Angry Farmer's Wife Candy 1
Ankh of Badahnkadh 5
anniversary balloon 1
anniversary balsa wood socks 1
anniversary burlap belt 1
anniversary chutney sculpture 1
anniversary concrete fedora 1
Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy 1
anniversary pewter cape 1
anniversary safety glass vest 1
anniversary tiny latex mask 1
annoying pitchfork 21
ant agonist 1
ant hoe 1
ant pick 1
ant pitchfork 2
ant rake 1
ant sickle 2
anti-anti-antidote 1
anticheese 1
antique 8-Bit Power magazine 1
antique accordion 1
antique beer 1
antique bottle of cough syrup 1
antique bottle opener 2
antique Canadian lantern 1
antique greaves 220
antique hand mirror 1
antique helmet 224
antique machete 1
antique packet of ketchup 1
antique painting of a landscape 1
antique pair of blue jeans 1
antique record album 1
antique shield 248
antique souvenir drawing 1
antique spear 213
apathetic lizardman doll 1
aquamariner's necklace 1
aquamariner's ring 1
Argarggagarg's fang 2
armgun 1
around the world 1
Arr, M80 2
arrowgram 4
arrrgyle socks 1
Arrrmetia trading card 2
artisanal limoncello 2
asbestos apron 14
asbestos crossbow 1
asbestos helmet turtle 1
asbestos meat stack 1
asbestos ore 1
asbestos staff 1
asbestos sword 1
ASCII shirt 32
Asleep in the Cemetery 1
asparagus knife 1
asparagus lo mein 1
asparagus stir-fry 1
asshat 1
astral mushroom 25
Atomic Comic 1
Atomic Pop 2
attorney's badge 5
augmented El Vibrato drone 1
autocalliope 1
automatic catapult 1
awful poetry journal 1
Ax of L'rose 1
bätzle 1
baby cuddlefish 5
baby killer bee 92
baby rigging snake 2
babycakes 1
backwoods screwdriver 5
BACON 1
bacon bath ball 2
baconstone 1
baconstone earring 1
baconstone pendant 1
baconstone ring 1
bad-ass club 1
badass belt 109
badass pie 1
badge of authority 1
Bag o' Tricks 1
bag of bones 7
bag of Cheat-Os 1
bag of lard 14
bag of many confections 17
bag of pygmy blood 1
bag of W&Ws 27
baggie of powdered sugar 2
balaclava 1
balaclava baklava 1
balanced antler 1
ball 65
ballast turtle 1
balloon helmet 1
balloon monkey 1
balloon shield 1
balloon sword 1
ballroom blintz 132
balsa plank 1
bamboo bokuto 1
banana 20
banana cream pie 1
banana daiquiri 1
banana milkshake 1
banana peel 52
banana smoothie 1
banana spritzer 1
banana-frosted king cake 6
Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental 2
banjo kazoo mount 1
banjo strings 1
baobab sap 1
bar skin 1
bar whip 1
barbed-wire fence 1
bargain flash powder 1
baritone accordion 1
bark beret 1
bark boxers 1
bark bracelet 1
barnacle-encrusted sweater 1
Baron von Ratsworth's money clip 1
Baron von Ratsworth's monocle 2
Baron von Ratsworth's tophat 1
barrel-aged eggnog 1
barrrnacle 81
barskin buckler 1
barskin cloak 1
barskin hat 1
barskin loincloth 1
barskin tent 1
bartender skull 1
bartender-in-the-box 1
bartender-skull-in-the-box 1
Barulio's bottle 19
baseball 1
Bash-Ōs boxtop 1
Bash-Ōs cereal 2
basic meat crossbow 1
basic meat fez 1
basic meat foon 1
basic meat helmet 1
basic meat kilt 1
basic meat pants 1
basic meat skirt 1
basic meat spork 1
basic meat staff 1
basic meat sword 1
bastard baster 1
bat guano 1
bat haggis 1
bat hat 1
bat whip 1
bat wing 1
bat wing kabob 1
bat wing stir-fry 1
bat-ass leather jacket 6
batblade 1
batgut 1
bath ball gift set 8
battered Crimbo Crate 1
Battlie Light Saver 6
bazooka cozy 1
bazookafish bubble gum 29
beach ball marble 1
beach glass bead 1
beach glass necklace 1
bean burrito 1
beanbag chair 1
beastly paste 1
beaten-up Chucks 1
beautiful soup 1
beavermouth 70
beefy fish meat 4
beer basted brat 1
beer bomb 1
beer bong 1
beer cartilage 1
beer goggles 1
beer helmet 1
beer lens 1
beer-a-pult 1
beer-battered accordion 1
beer-soaked mop 1
beertini 1
beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 1
beholed bedsheet 1
beige clambroth marble 1
bejeweled accordion strap 1
bejeweled cufflinks 8
bejeweled pledge pin 1
bellhop bell 3
Ben-Gal™ Balm 1
bent scrap metal 1
berries of suffering 3
berry-infused sake 1
Better Than Cuddling Cake 1
bewitching boots 1
bezoar ring 1
BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt 8
BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt 11
BGE merchandise order form 1
BGE pocket calendar 8
BGE shotglass 78
BGE temporary tattoo 1
BGE tiny plastic toy 5
big bad voodoo mask 7
big bass drum 1
big boom 13
big glob of skin 1
big red clown nose 1
big rock 1
big stick 1
big stirring stick 1
bigger stick 1
bilge wine 24
bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme 1
bindlestocking 1
bird rib 1
birdbone corset 1
birthday party jellybean cheesecake 1
bishop cookie 1
Bit O' Ectoplasm 2
bit of clingfilm 5
bit-o-cactus 1
bitter bowtie 1
BitterSweetTarts 1
BittyCar HotCar 1
BittyCar MeatCar 1
BittyCar SoulCar 1
Bjorn's Hammer 1
black & tan 1
black belt 1
black blade 1
Black Body™ spray 1
black BRICKO brick 1
black catseye marble 1
black cherry soda 1
black cloak 1
black cowboy hat 1
black Crimbo ball 1
black eye shadow 1
black eyedrops 7
black facepaint 1
black forest cake 1
black forest ham 1
black gold 1
black greaves 1
black helmet 1
black kettle drum 1
black label 1
black lotus 1
Black No. 2 1
black paisley oyster egg 1
black pension check 1
black pepper 1
black picnic basket 1
black pixel 1
black plastic oyster egg 1
black polka-dot oyster egg 1
black pudding 1
black sheepskin diploma 1
black shield 1
black snake skin 1
black spot 1
black striped oyster egg 1
black sword 1
black tear 7
blackberry 1
blackberry combat boots 1
blackberry galoshes 1
blackberry moccasins 1
blackberry polite 1
blackberry slippers 1
Blackfly Chardonnay 1
blank prescription sheet 1
Blatantly Canadian 1
blended frozen swill 1
blind-packed capsule toy 1
blind-packed die-cast metal toy 1
Bling of the New Wave 1
blob of wood glue 1
blob-shaped Crimbo cookie 7
blood of the Wereseal 1
blood-faced volleyball 1
bloodied surgical dungarees 1
bloodstain stick 1
bloody beer 1
bloody clown pants 1
bloody mary 1
blowdart 1
blue class ring 1
Blue Diamond of Honesty 1
blue glowstick 9
blue grass 1
blue paisley oyster egg 1
blue pixel 1
blue pixel potion 1
blue plastic baby 1
blue plastic oyster egg 1
blue polka-dot oyster egg 1
blue rocket 2
blue shell 1
blue striped oyster egg 1
blue suede shoes 1
blue tulip 1
blue velvet cake 1
blue-frosted astral cupcake 1
blueberry-frosted king cake 1
blundarrrbus 1
Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf 1
Bohemian rhapsody 2
boilermaker 1
boiling seal blood 2
bone abacus 1
bone and arrows 1
bone aperitif 1
bone bandoneon 1
bone chips 289
bone collar 1
bone crusher 1
bone flute 1
bone meal 1
bone rattle 1
bone spurs 1
boneana hammock 1
bonedanna 1
bonerang 1
Bonerdagon necklace 1
boning knife 1
book of matches 8
Book of Old-Timey Carols 1
booty chest charrrm 1
booty chest charrrm bracelet 1
booze drive button 1
booze mailing list 1
Boozehounds Anonymous token 4
borg sock monkey 3
boring spaghetti 1
Boris's key lime 1
Boris's key lime pie 1
Boris's ring 1
Boss Bat bling 1
Boss Bat britches 1
bottle of alcohol 1
bottle of antifreeze 21
bottle of black cat tonic 3
bottle of Blank-Out 1
bottle of Calcutta Emerald 1
bottle of cooking sherry 2
bottle of Crimbognac 1
bottle of Definit 1
bottle of Domesticated Turkey 1
bottle of drinkin' gas 1
bottle of Evermore 1
bottle of extra-strength melodramamine 3
bottle of gin 1
bottle of Goldschnöckered 1
bottle of goofballs 1
bottle of Jorge Sinsonte 1
bottle of laundry sherry 1
bottle of Lieutenant Freeman 1
bottle of melodramamine 34
bottle of Monsieur Bubble 1
bottle of Mystic Shell 21
bottle of Ooze-O 1
bottle of peppermint schnapps 2
bottle of Pete's Sake 2
bottle of Pinot Renoir 1
bottle of pirate juice 4
bottle of popskull 1
bottle of realpagne 2
bottle of rhinoceros hormones 3
bottle of rum 1
bottle of sake 1
bottle of sewage schnapps 1
bottle of single-barrel whiskey 1
bottle of tequila 1
bottle of ultravitamins 1
bottle of Vangoghbitussin 1
bottle of vodka 1
bottle of whiskey 1
bottle opener belt buckle 1
bottlecap turtle 1
bottled inspiration 4
boulder 30
Boulevardier cocktail 1
bounty-hunting helmet 1
bounty-hunting pants 1
bounty-hunting rifle 1
bouquet of circular saw blades 1
bowl of Bounty-Os 1
bowl of cottage cheese 1
bowl of fishysoisse 1
bowl of Jeal-O 1
bowl of lucky charms 1
bowl of rye sprouts 1
Bowl of Scorpions 1
bowling ball 3
box 1
box of Dweebs 1
box of sunshine 3
box turtle 1
box-in-the-box 1
box-in-the-box-in-the-box 1
boxed champagne 1
boxed gumball machine 1
boxed wine 1
boxing glove 2
boxing glove on a spring 1
boxing-glove-in-a-box 1
brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings 1
brains casserole 1
brainwave-controlled unicorn horn 1
brainy skull 1
Bram's choker 1
brand new key 5
brass crank handle 1
brass dorsal fin 1
brass gear 1
brass stinger 1
brazen bracelet 1
bread basket 1
bread man 4
bread pie 1
breadchucks 1
breaded beer 1
breadwand 1
Breakfast Blast wine cooler 1
breath mint 102
Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air 1
brick 1
brick of sand 1
BRICKO airship 1
BRICKO bat 1
BRICKO brick 1
BRICKO bulwark 1
BRICKO cathedral 1
BRICKO elephant 1
BRICKO eye brick 1,455
BRICKO gargantuchicken 1
BRICKO hat 1
BRICKO octopus 1
BRICKO ooze 1
BRICKO oyster 1
BRICKO pants 1
BRICKO pearl 1
BRICKO pyramid 1
BRICKO python 1
BRICKO reactor 32
BRICKO sword 1
BRICKO trunk 1
BRICKO turtle 1
BRICKO vacuum cleaner 1
briefcase 1
brilliant oyster egg 1
Brimstone Beret 1
Brimstone Bludgeon 1
Brimstone Boxers 1
Brimstone Bracelet 1
Brimstone Brooch 1
Brimstone Bunker 1
Brimstone Chicken Sandwich 1
brine 40
briny vinegar 1
brittle plastic handle 1
broken BRICKO brick 9
broken carburetor 1
broken El Vibrato drone 1
broken skull 1
broken sword 1
bronze breastplate 2
bronze handcuffs 1
bronzed locust 1
brown crock marble 1
brown felt tophat 3
brown paper bag mask 1
brown paper pants 1
brown pirate pants 1
brown pixel 1
brown plastic baby 1
brown sugar cane 1
Bruno's blessing of Mars 1
bubble bauble bow 1
bubble-wrap simulator 1
bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban 1
bubblewrap crossbow 1
bubblewrap ore 1
bubblewrap staff 1
bubblewrap sword 1
bubblin' crude 1
bubbling tempura batter 1
bubbly potion 1
bucket of anniversary lard 1
bucket of honey 97
buckler buckle 1
buckyball 104
buffalo blade 1
bugbear beanie 1
bugbear bungguard 1
Bulky Buddy Box 6
bullet-proof corduroys 1
bum cheek 1
bumblebee marble 1
bunch of bananas 1
bunch of square grapes 1
bungle in the jungle 1
bunny liver 1
buoybottoms 7
burrowgrub hive 1
burst hellseal brain 1
Burt's blessing of Bacchus 1
bus pass 1
C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button 1
C.H.U.M. chum 3
C.H.U.M. knife 7
cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar 4
cabooze 1
cactus fruit 1
caipifruta 1
calavera concertina 2
calle de miel 1
can cannon 1
can of Binarrrca 2
can of black paint 1
can of CRIMBCOLA 4
can of depilatory cream 3
can of franks 'n' beans 1
can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ 1
can of maces 1
can of mixed everything 1
can of Red Minotaur 37
can of spinach 27
can of starch 1
can of sterno 3
can of Swiller 1
Can-Can skirt 1
can-can-in-a-can 3
can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce 1
can-you-dig-it? 1
candied bolts 5
candied kobold 1
candied lime 1
candied nuts 5
candied yams 1
candy brain 1
candy cane 1
candy cigarette 1
candy drive button 1
candy harmonica 6
candy kneecapping stick 3
candy knuckles 6
candy mailing list 1
candy skeleton 1
candy stake 3
candycaine powder 1
cannonball charrrm 1
cannonball charrrm bracelet 1
cannonbomb 1
canopic jar 1
canteen of eggnog 1
canteen of wine 37
capacitor relay 1
carbon nanotube frame 1
carbonated soy milk 184
carbonated water lily 48
carbonite visor 1
cardboard box turtle 1
cardboard crossbow 1
cardboard katana 1
cardboard ore 1
cardboard staff 1
cardboard sword 1
cardboard wakizashi 1
caret 3
carnivorous potted plant 1
carob brownies 1
carob cannon 1
carob chunk cookies 1
carob chunk noodles 1
carob chunks 1
Carol of the Bulls 1
Carol of the Hells 1
Carol of the Thrills 1
carton of rotten eggs 1
carton of snake milk 1
casino pass 1
cast 1
cast-iron legacy paddle 1
cat appendix 1
catgut 1
catgut taco 1
catskin buckler 1
catskin cap 1
catsup 1
Caveman Dan's favorite rock 1
cement sandals 1
centipede eggs 1
centurion helmet 1
Cerebral Cloche 1
Cerebral Crossbow 1
Cerebral Culottes 1
chain-mail monokini 1
chaos butterfly 1
chaos popcorn 1
charged magnet 1
charming flute 1
charrrm bracelet 1
cheap cigar butt 19
cheap elven gloves 30
cheap plastic blowgun 1
cheap plastic kazoo 1
cheap toaster 3
cheesy eagle sauce 1
chef skull 1
chef's hat 1
chef-in-the-box 1
chef-skull-in-the-box 1
cherry 1
Cherry Cloaca Cola 1
cherry pie 1
Cherrytastrophe wine cooler 1
chest of "pirate gold" 1
chewing gum on a string 1
ChibiBuddy™ (off) 1
chintzy accordion pin 3
chintzy disco ball pendant 1
chintzy noodle ring 4
chintzy saucepan earring 6
chintzy seal pendant 1
chintzy turtle brooch 4
chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli 1
chisel 1
chitinous pod 1
chloroform rag 21
chocolate bath ball 1
chocolate box 1
chocolate covered ping-pong ball 1
chocolate disco ball 1
chocolate filthy lucre 2
chocolate saucepan 4
chocolate spurs 1
chocolate stolen accordion 4
chocolate turtle totem 1
chocolate-covered caviar 1
chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses 1
chocolate-covered scarab beetle 1
chocolate-frosted king cake 6
chocomotive 1
Choker of the Ultragoth 1
chopsticks 1
Chori Zo trading card 1
chorizo brownies 1
chorizo taco 1
chrome crossbow 1
chrome crossbow string 1
chrome helmet turtle 1
chrome meat stack 1
chrome ore 1
chrome staff 1
chrome sword 1
Chroner 1
chunk of depleted Grimacite 9
chunk of hot iron 1
chunk of rock salt 546
cigarette lighter 1
Cinco Mayo Lager 1
cinnamon machine oil 88
circular CRIMBCOOKIE 3
Citrus Crush wine cooler 1
citrus-infused sake 1
Claw of the Infernal Seal 1
clay peace-sign bead 1
Claybender glasses 2
clear Russian 1
Climate Colada 1
clingfilm cap 1
clingfilm slippers 1
clingfilm tangle 1
clingfilm trousers 1
Cloaca grenade 1
Cloaca-Cola 127
Cloaca-Cola c-rations 1
Cloaca-Cola fatigues 1
Cloaca-Cola helmet 1
Cloaca-Cola knapsack 1
Cloaca-Cola shield 1
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clockwork chef head 1
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clockwork claws 1
clockwork clockwise dome 1
clockwork counterclockwise dome 1
clockwork crossbow 1
clockwork detective skull 1
clockwork doohickey 1
clockwork endoskeleton 1
clockwork handle 1
clockwork hat 1
clockwork key 1
clockwork maid 1
clockwork maid head 1
clockwork pants 1
clockwork pirate skull 1
clockwork rings 1
clockwork rod 1
clockwork shank 1
clockwork sheet 1
clockwork sphere 1
clockwork spine 1
clockwork staff 1
clockwork sword 1
clockwork thingamajig 1
clockwork trench coat 1
clockwork widget 1
cloning kit 14
cloudy potion 1
clown shoes 1
clown skin 1
clown whip 1
clown wig 1
clownskin belt 1
clownskin buckler 1
clownskin harness 1
club necklace 17
club of corruption 1
clumsiness bark 2
clutch of dodecapede eggs 1
coal dust 1
coal paperweight 1
coal shovel 1
cob of corn 1
Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau 5
cocktail napkin 1
cocktail onion 1
cocoa egg 1
cocoa eggshell fragment 1
coconut shell 1
Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration 1
Codpiece of the Goblin King 1
coffee pixie stick 1
coffin lid 1
cog 1
cog and sprocket assembly 1
Colander of Em-er'il 3
cold and sour sauce 1
cold hi mein 1
Cold Hots candy 47
cold ninja mask 1
cold nuggets 1
cold powder 1
cold wad 1
cold water bottle 4
collapsible baton 1
collection of tiny spooky objects 7
cologne of contempt 4
Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce 2
Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket 11
colorful plastic ball 1
colorful toad 5
combat fan 1
comfy coffin 2
comfy pillow 1
commemorative war stein 1
communications windchimes 490
compression stocking 5
concentrated cordial of concentration 1
concentrated garbage juice 1
concentrated magicalness pill 1
concoction of clumsiness 1
congratulatory cake 1
Connery's Elixir of Audacity 1
control crystal 1
Cookbook of the Damned 1
cool mushroom 1
cool mushroom casserole 1
cool mushroom wine 1
cool whip 1
Copper Alpha of Sincerity 1
copper ha'penny charrrm 1
copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet 1
cordial of concentration 1
corn holder 5
corncob pipe 1
corned beet 6
cornuthaum 1
Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket 8
Corpse Island iced tea 1
corpse on the beach 1
corpsebite 1
corpsedriver 1
corpsetini 1
corrupt club of corrupt corruption 1
corrupt club of corruption 1
corrupted bird DNA 1
cosmic paste 1
costume sword 6
cottage 1
cotton candy cone 20
cotton candy pillow 2
cotton candy plug 3
cozy bazooka 1
cozy scarf 1
cozy scimitar 1
crêepy mask 1
cracker 1
cranberries 1
cranberry cordial 1
cranberry margarita (brackish) 1
cranberry schnapps 2
crappy Mer-kin mask 1
crappy Mer-kin tailpiece 1
crappy waiter disguise 1
crayon shavings 8
crazy hobo notebook 1
crazy little Turkish delight 1
cream of pointy mushroom soup 1
cream pie 1
cream stout 1
creamsicle 1
creepy doll head 1
creepy ginger ale 3
creepy voice box 1
creepy voodoo doll 1
creepy-ass club 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) 1
CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) 1
CRIMBCO lanyard 1
CRIMBCO mug 14
CRIMBCO scrip 32,680
CRIMBCO wine 5
CRIMBCOIDS mints 4
CRIMBCOLOAF 5
Crimbeau de toilette 1
Crimbo candied pecan 454
Crimbo candle 1
Crimbo Candy Cookbook 12
Crimbo Carol tattoo kit 2
Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit 2
Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit 2
Crimbo crystal shards 2
Crimbo dinner 1
Crimbo Factory surprise box 1
Crimbo food scraps 27
Crimbo fudge 431
Crimbo peppermint bark 435
Crimbo pie 1
Crimbo smile 1
Crimbo tattoo kit 1
Crimbo train emergency brake 61
Crimbo training manual 2
Crimbo wreath 1
Crimbolex watch 1
Crimbomination Contraption 1
Crimbosmopolitan 1
Crimbow Rainbo 1
Crimboysters Rockefeller 1
Crimbuccaneer bombjacket 1
Crimbuccaneer captain's purse 1
Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) 4
Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) 1
Crimbuccaneer flotsam 1
Crimbuccaneer invasion map 1
Crimbuccaneer lantern 1
Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail 14
Crimbuccaneer nose ring 1
Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 5,701
Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack 1
Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso 11
Crimbuccaneer runebone 2
Crimbuccaneer shirt 1
Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss 1
Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate 1
Crimbuccaneer tavern swab 1
Crimbuccaneer war standard 1
Crimbuccaneer whale oil 1
Crimbuck 1,811
croquet hedgehog 1
crossbow string 1
crotchety pants 1
crowbar 1
crowbarrr 1
Crown of the Goblin King 44
crown-shaped beanie 2
crude voodoo doll 13
cruelty-free wine 1
crumbling rat skull 2
crystal Crimbo goblet 3
crystal Crimbo platter 2
crystalline cheer 7
crystalline reamer 1
crystallized memory 1
cube of billiard chalk 4
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El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (129 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (165 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (182 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (213 holes) 1
El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes) 1
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felt 8
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Flamin' Whatshisname 1
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General Assembly Module 3
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GOTO 7
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