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Display Case for Babaganoosh (#865662)

This player is ranked #382 for Most Total Items with a total of 464,286 items.
This player is ranked #167 for Most Unique Items with a total of 3,847 items.

This player is a member of the clan Crimbo Grotto.

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Babaganoosh (#865662)

This player has 3,847 unique items and 464,286 total items in his/her display case.

	Item	Quantity
	'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign	8
	1-ball	67
	1.21 jigawatts	1
	1337 7r0uZ0RZ	64
	1952 Mickey Mantle card	17
	2-ball	63
	3-ball	102
	30669 scroll	200
	33398 scroll	515
	334 scroll	133
	4-ball	86
	4-dimensional fez	1
	4-dimensional guitar	96
	5-ball	81
	6-ball	97
	668 scroll	47
	7-ball	92
	7-Foot Dwarven mattock	75
	7-inch discus	1
	8-ball	894
	8-billed baseball cap	15
	9-ball	5
	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes	14
	A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used)	1
	a butt tuba	63
	A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5	1
	A muse-bouche	3
	A. W. O. L. commendation	3
	abandoned candy	3
	abominable blubber	13
	abominable snowcone	71
	Abyssal ember	1
	accidental cider	69
	accord ion	1
	accordion file	1
	Accordion of Jordion	1
	accordionoid rocca	1
	acid-squirting flower	112
	acoustic guitarrr	6
	adder	93
	adder bladder	488
	adorable seal larva	4
	adventurer clone egg	1
	alarm accordion	2
	Alewife™ Ale	95
	alien drugs	19
	alien force field disruptor bean	3
	alien source code printout (used)	1
	All-Hallow's Steve's fright wig	1
	all-purpose cleaner	299
	all-year sucker	1
	alphabet gum	4
	Aluminum Epsilon of Humility	1
	amber aviator shades	9
	Ambitious Turkey	5
	ammonite candy mold	5
	ammonite fossil	26
	amok pudding	91
	amok putter	29
	amulet of extreme plot significance	226
	ancient calendar fragment	4
	ancient cursed foot locker	1
	ancient frozen dinner	68
	ancient ice cream scoop	38
	ancient poisoned dart	146
	ancient protein powder	341
	Ancient Saucehelm	8
	ancient stone fist	41
	ancient stone head	26
	ancient turtle shell	1
	ancient unspeakable fruitcake	7
	ancient vinyl coin purse	296
	anemone nematocyst	56
	Angelhair Culottes	4
	anger blaster	3
	Angry Farmer candy	12,163
	angry inch	19
	angst burger	2
	Ankh of Badahnkadh	6
	anniversary balloon	4
	anniversary gift box	10
	ant agonist	100
	ant hoe	6
	ant pick	15
	ant pitchfork	3
	ant rake	10
	ant sickle	11
	anticheese	93
	antimatter wad	9
	antique 8-Bit Power magazine	16
	antique accordion	1
	antique bottle of cough syrup	27
	antique bottle opener	11
	antique helmet	192
	antique machete	18
	antique packet of ketchup	50
	antique painting of a landscape	1
	antique pair of blue jeans	11
	antique record album	23
	antique shield	189
	antique souvenir drawing	11
	antique spear	211
	antique spyglass	5
	Argarggagarg's fang	5
	arm buzzer	1
	armgun	107
	arrow'd heart balloon	1
	arrrgyle socks	58
	artisanal limoncello	15
	Artist's Butterknife of Regret	44
	Artist's Cookie Cutter of Loneliness	38
	Artist's Crème Brulée Torch of Fury	45
	Artist's Spatula of Despair	46
	Artist's Whisk of Misery	43
	asbestos apron	7
	asbestos crossbow	13
	asbestos helmet turtle	1
	asbestos staff	5
	asbestos stick	2
	asbestos sword	12
	asbestos sword hilt	2
	ASCII fu manchu	23
	ASCII shirt	69
	Asleep in the Cemetery	9
	asparagus knife	111
	aspirin	1
	asshat	5
	astral mushroom	653
	astronaut pants	3
	Atomic Comic	5
	Atomic Pop	11
	autocalliope	3
	awful poetry journal	13,054
	Ax of L'rose	1
	baby cuddlefish	1
	baby killer bee	110
	babycakes	1
	baconstone	20
	baconstone earring	2
	baconstone pendant	3
	baconstone ring	1
	bad-ass club	1
	badass belt	161
	badass pie	3
	badge of authority	8
	bag of airline peanuts	9
	bag of bones	7
	bag of Cheat-Os	139
	bag of GORF	698
	bag of GORP	696
	bag of lard	28
	bag of pygmy blood	42
	bag of QWOP	368
	bag of unfinished business	2
	bag of W&Ws	84
	baggie of powdered sugar	241
	balaclava	61
	balaclava baklava	200
	ball	18
	ball-in-a-cup	3
	balloon helmet	12
	balloon monkey	5
	balloon shield	1
	balloon sword	4
	ballpark hot daub	4
	ballroom blintz	1,522
	balsa plank	41
	banana	18
	banana cream pie	3
	banana daiquiri	1
	banana milkshake	3
	banana peel	86
	banana smoothie	7
	banana spritzer	5
	banana supersucker	2
	banana-frosted king cake	8
	bananagate	50
	bananarama bangle	1
	banjo kazoo mount	2
	bar skin	196
	bar whip	1
	bargain flash powder	20
	baritone accordion	2
	bark beret	1
	bark boxers	1
	bark bracelet	1
	Baron von Ratsworth's money clip	2
	Baron von Ratsworth's monocle	72
	Baron von Ratsworth's tophat	21
	barrrnacle	156
	barskin hat	10
	barskin loincloth	1
	barskin tent	6
	Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler	9
	Barulio's bottle	1
	baseball	186
	Bash-Ōs cereal	10
	basic meat crossbow	6
	basic meat fez	1
	basic meat foon	1
	basic meat kilt	4
	basic meat spork	1
	basic meat staff	5
	basic meat sword	5
	bat guano	182
	bat haggis	2
	bat wing kabob	2
	bat-ass leather jacket	2
	bat-shaped Crimboween cookie	2
	batblade	145
	batgut	452
	bath ball gift set	14
	battered Crimbo Crate	39
	battered old top-hat	1
	Battlie Light Saver	43
	bazookafish bubble gum	80
	beach ball marble	1
	beach glass bead	93
	beach glass necklace	2
	beanbag chair	2
	beaten-up Chucks	2
	beautiful soup	1
	beaver spear	17
	bed of coals	8
	beer bong	64
	beer cartilage	1
	beer-a-pult	1
	beer-battered accordion	2
	beer-soaked mop	44
	beertini	34
	beery blood	1
	beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	1
	beholed bedsheet	7
	Beignet Milgranet	8
	bejeweled accordion strap	1
	belemnite candy mold	5
	belemnite fossil	25
	bellhop bell	70
	bent scrap metal	27
	Better Than Cuddling Cake	7
	BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt	1
	BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt	6
	BGE merchandise order form	3
	BGE pocket calendar	1
	BGE shotglass	1
	BGE temporary tattoo	2
	BGE tiny plastic toy	2
	Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook	5
	big bad voodoo mask	41
	big bass drum	71
	big boom	42
	big bundle of chamoix	2
	big dribbly candle	14
	big red clown nose	93
	big slimy cyst	33
	big stirring stick	3
	bilge wine	276
	bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme	1
	bindle of joy	6
	bindlestocking	10
	biomechanical crimborg helmet	1
	biomechanical crimborg leg armor	1
	birdbone corset	5
	birthday party jellybean cheesecake	1
	Bit O' Ectoplasm	2
	bit of clingfilm	61
	bit-o-cactus	207
	bite-me-red lipstick	95
	bitter bowtie	1
	BitterSweetTarts	13
	black & tan	2
	black blade	32
	Black Body™ spray	1
	black catseye marble	1
	black cherry soda	5
	black cloak	1
	black eye shadow	3
	black eyedrops	26
	black facepaint	1
	black forest cake	216
	black forest ham	202
	black gold	3
	black greaves	24
	black helmet	34
	black kettle drum	66
	black label	2
	Black No. 2	297
	black pension check	772
	black pepper	3
	black picnic basket	56
	black pixel	2,596
	black plastic oyster egg	33
	black polka-dot oyster egg	4
	black pudding	1
	black sheepskin diploma	1
	black shield	62
	black snake skin	278
	black spot	5
	black striped oyster egg	6
	black sword	119
	black tear	2
	black velvet box	2
	blackberry	619
	blackberry combat boots	2
	blackberry galoshes	3
	blackberry moccasins	3
	blackberry polite	13
	blackberry slippers	2
	Blackfly Chardonnay	245
	blammer	4
	blank diary	1
	blank fudge mold	18
	blank prescription sheet	11
	Blatantly Canadian	230
	blended frozen swill with a fly in it	1
	blind-packed capsule toy	205
	blind-packed die-cast metal toy	202
	Blizzards I Have Died In	10
	blob of acid	83
	blob of Alphredo™	6
	blob of wood glue	16
	blob-shaped Crimbo cookie	10
	blood flower	4
	Bloodbath	1
	bloodied surgical dungarees	14
	bloodstain stick	48
	bloody beer	81
	bloody clown pants	201
	bloody mary	29
	blowdart	24
	Blue Diamond of Honesty	1
	blue oyster badge	9
	blue paisley oyster egg	5
	blue pixel	727
	blue plasma ball	1
	blue plastic oyster egg	12
	blue polka-dot oyster egg	9
	blue potion	45
	blue raspberry troll doll	1
	blue ribbon	1
	blue snowcone	18
	blue striped oyster egg	14
	blue-frosted astral cupcake	23
	blueberry-frosted king cake	5
	blunt cat claw	8
	blunt icepick	6
	bobble-hip hula elf doll	1
	bobcat grenade	9
	Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf	1
	Bohemian rhapsody	63
	boilermaker	306
	boilgun	1
	boiling seal blood	31
	bone abacus	24
	bone and arrows	1
	bone aperitif	6
	bone bandoneon	1
	bone bons	1
	bone chips	28
	bone collar	1
	bone crusher	2
	bone flour	1
	bone flute	167
	bone meal	6
	bone rattle	60
	bone spurs	1
	Bone's Farm "wine"	7
	boneana hammock	1
	bonedanna	1
	bonerang	2
	Bonerdagon necklace	42
	boning knife	2
	bonsai tree	1
	BOOtonniere	5
	booty chest charrrm	87
	booty chest charrrm bracelet	1
	boozebomb	8
	Boozehounds Anonymous token	13
	Bordeaux Marteaux	14
	borg sock monkey	2
	Boris's key lime	39
	Boris's ring	11
	Boss Bat bling	36
	Boss Bat britches	103
	Boss Drops	3
	bottle of alcohol	263
	bottle of antifreeze	9
	bottle of black cat tonic	73
	bottle of Blank-Out	246
	bottle of bubbles	375
	bottle of cooking sherry	63
	bottle of Evermore	31
	bottle of fire	1,336
	bottle of goofballs	80
	bottle of laundry sherry	44
	bottle of limeade	2
	bottle of melodramamine	1
	bottle of Mystic Shell	7
	bottle of Pinot Renoir	15
	bottle of popskull	70
	bottle of realpagne	60
	bottle of rhinoceros hormones	1
	bottle of single-barrel whiskey	13
	bottle of ultravitamins	7
	bottle of Vangoghbitussin	13
	bottle opener belt buckle	72
	bottled day	3
	bottled inspiration	53
	bottled swamp gas	31
	bouquet of circular saw blades	1
	bow	1
	bow staff	1
	bowl of cottage cheese	307
	bowl of fishysoisse	1
	bowl of lucky charms	2
	bowling ball	21
	box of Dweebs	77
	box of Familiar Jacks	12
	box of hammers	14
	box of sunshine	165
	box-in-the-box	37
	box-in-the-box-in-the-box	2
	boxing glove	31
	brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings	53,668
	brains casserole	4
	BRAINS shorts	7
	brainwave-controlled unicorn horn	1
	brand new key	2
	brass abacus	1
	brass gear	1,043
	brazen bracelet	1
	breadchucks	10
	breaded beer	4
	breakfast mess	131
	breakfast miracle	1
	breath mint	432
	Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air	7
	brick	5
	brick of sand	4
	BRICKO hat	1
	BRICKO pants	3
	BRICKO pyramid	1
	BRICKO sword	1
	briefcase	457
	brigand brittle	35
	Bright Water	10
	Brimstone Chicken Sandwich	51
	brine	92
	broken clock	5
	broken glass grenade	5
	broken skull	469
	broken sword	76
	broken warbear gyrocopter	5
	bronze breastplate	14
	bronzed locust	148
	BROS Energy Drink	77
	brown crock marble	8
	brown felt tophat	384
	brown plastic baby	3
	brown sugar cane	27
	bubble bauble bow	1
	bubble-wrap simulator	267
	bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban	1
	bubblewrap crossbow	1
	bubblewrap ore	21
	bubblewrap staff	1
	bubblewrap sword	1
	bubblin' crude	519
	bucket of honey	62
	bucket of wine	47
	buckyball	12
	buffalo blade	1
	bugbear beanie	176
	bugbear bungguard	175
	bugbear purification pill	1
	Bugbearclaw Donut	1
	Bulky Buddy Box	6
	bull blubber	6
	bullet-proof corduroys	115
	bum cheek	161
	bumblebee marble	2
	bunch of bananas	18
	bunch of square grapes	173
	bungle in the jungle	15
	bunny liver	22
	buoybottoms	44
	burnt flower	11
	burrowgrub hive	1
	burst hellseal brain	14
	butterfly knife	54
	Byte	1
	C.B.F.G.	1
	C.H.U.M. knife	9
	C.H.U.M. lantern	2
	cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar	3
	cactus fruit	53
	calavera concertina	1
	calle de miel with a fly in it	1
	can cannon	1
	can of Binarrrca	36
	can of black paint	1
	can of CRIMBCOLA	5
	can of fake snow	1
	can of franks 'n' beans	1
	can of maces	49
	can of Red Minotaur	146
	can of sardines	111
	can of spinach	33
	can of sterno	9
	can of Swiller	47
	can of V-11	5
	Can-Can skirt	2
	can-can-in-a-can	65
	can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce	59
	candied bolts	6
	candied nuts	4
	candied yams	73
	candy brain	4
	candy cane	105
	candy cigarette	42
	candy kneecapping stick	4
	candy knuckles	5
	candy stake	8
	cane-mail shirt	1
	cannonball charrrm	98
	canopic jar	473
	canteen of wine	166
	capacitor relay	6
	carbon nanotube frame	5
	cardboard crossbow	1
	cardboard katana	7
	cardboard ore	21
	cardboard staff	1
	cardboard sword	1
	cardboard wakizashi	52
	caret	6
	carob brownies	1
	carob chunk cookies	32
	carob chunk noodles	39
	carob chunks	123
	carton of rotten eggs	112
	cartoon heart	58
	casino pass	1
	cast	1,080
	cast-iron legacy paddle	2
	cat appendix	172
	catgut	409
	catgut taco	2
	catskin buckler	1
	catsup	9
	caustic slime nodule	5
	celestial carrot juice	2
	cement sandals	9
	censored can label	26
	centipede eggs	179
	centurion helmet	1
	Cerebral Cloche	2
	Cerebral Crossbow	59
	Cerebral Culottes	5
	chain-mail monokini	2
	chainsaw chain	19
	Chalice of the Malkovich Prince	2
	chaos butterfly	16,449
	charged magnet	1
	charming flute	10
	charrrm bracelet	2
	cheap Chinese beer	12
	cheap cigar butt	49
	cheap clip-on ninja tie	17
	cheap elven gloves	14
	cheap plastic blowgun	3
	cheap studded belt	1
	cheezburger	6
	Cherry Cloaca Cola	3
	cherry pie	6
	Chester's Aquarius medallion	1
	Chester's cutoffs	1
	Chester's moustache	1
	Chester's muscle shirt	1
	Chester's sunglasses	1
	ChibiBuddy™ (off)	1
	chicle de salchicha	1
	children of the candy corn	5
	Chinese curse words	27
	chintzy accordion pin	7
	chintzy disco ball pendant	9
	chintzy noodle ring	9
	chintzy saucepan earring	12
	chintzy seal pendant	16
	chintzy turtle brooch	5
	chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli	517
	chlorine crystal	96
	chloroform rag	64
	choco-Crimbot	11
	chocolate cigar	15
	chocolate disco ball	2
	chocolate filthy lucre	17
	chocolate frosted sugar bomb	20
	chocolate spurs	2
	chocolate stolen accordion	1
	chocolate-covered caviar	3
	chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses	1
	chocolate-frosted king cake	4
	Choker of the Ultragoth	1
	chopsticks	55
	chorizo brownies	29
	chorizo taco	138
	chrome crossbow	24
	chrome crossbow string	2
	chrome helmet turtle	2
	chrome ore	48
	chrome staff	4
	chrome stick	2
	chrome sword	15
	chrome sword hilt	2
	chunk of depleted Grimacite	18
	chunk of hot iron	11
	chunk of rock salt	69
	cigarette lighter	95
	Cinco Mayo Lager	2
	cinnamon troll doll	1
	circular CRIMBCOOKIE	5
	Claw of the Infernal Seal	5
	clay peace-sign bead	33
	Claybender glasses	18
	clingfilm cap	1
	clingfilm slippers	1
	clingfilm tangle	1
	clingfilm trousers	1
	Cloaca Cola Polar	123
	Cloaca grenade	6
	Cloaca-Cola c-rations	2
	Cloaca-Cola fatigues	9
	Cloaca-Cola helmet	10
	Cloaca-Cola knapsack	7
	Cloaca-Cola shield	9
	Cloak of Dire Shadows	5
	clock-cleaning hammer	5
	clockwork clockwise dome	4
	clockwork doohickey	1
	clockwork hat	1
	clockwork key	6
	clockwork maid	1
	clockwork pants	1
	clockwork sphere	2
	clockwork staff	1
	clockwork trench coat	1
	clove-flavored lip balm	6
	clown hammer	2
	clown shoes	98
	clown skin	217
	clown wig	2
	clownskin belt	37
	clownskin buckler	3
	clownskin harness	11
	club necklace	37
	club of the five seasons	2
	club sandwich	6
	clutch of dodecapede eggs	16
	coal dust	47
	coal shovel	18
	cob of corn	100
	Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau	21
	cocktail napkin	388
	cocoa egg	74
	cocoa eggshell fragment	2,250
	cod cape	7
	Codpiece of the Goblin King	136
	coffin lid	53
	cog	131
	cog and sprocket assembly	2
	Colander of Em-er'il	4
	cold and sour sauce	1
	Cold Hots candy	144
	cold mashed potatoes	96
	cold ninja mask	61
	cold nuggets	148
	Cold One	1
	cold powder	85
	cold seal sweat	22
	cold water bottle	24
	cold-filtered water	10
	collapsible baton	1
	Colon Annihilation Hot Sauce	14
	Colonel Mustard's Lonely Spades Club Jacket	16
	colored-light "necklace"	2
	colorful plastic ball	2,001
	colorful toad	41
	comb jelly	36
	combat fan	5
	Comet Drop	127
	comfy coffin	19
	commemorative war stein	3
	communications windchimes	1,114
	compression stocking	67
	concentrated garbage juice	3
	concentrated magicalness pill	74
	control crystal	1
	Cookbook of the Damned	3
	cookie cookie	5
	cool cat claw	5
	cool cat elixir	9
	cool iron breastplate	1
	cool iron greaves	1
	cool iron helmet	1
	cool jelly donut	5
	cool mushroom	5
	cool mushroom casserole	1
	cool mushroom wine	1
	cool whip	137
	Copper Alpha of Sincerity	1
	copper ha'penny charrrm	83
	copper ha'penny charrrm bracelet	1
	corn holder	28
	corncob pipe	1
	corned-beef Reuben	136
	cornuthaum	120
	Corporal Fennel's Lonely Clubs Club Jacket	16
	Corpse Island iced tea	46
	corpse on the beach	63
	corpsedriver	40
	corpsetini	52
	corrupt club of corrupt corruption	1
	corrupt club of corruption	1
	corrupted data	491
	Cosmic Calorie	1,838
	costume sword	23
	cottage	3
	cotton candy bale	1
	cotton candy cocoon	1
	cotton candy cone	2
	cotton candy pinch	2
	cozy scimitar	1
	cracker	1
	cranberry cordial	37
	cranberry schnapps	5
	crappy brain	894
	crappy waiter disguise	39
	crate of firebombs	25
	crate of fish meat	1
	crazy hobo notebook	15
	crazy little Turkish delight	487
	cream of pointy mushroom soup	2
	cream pie	29
	cream stout	170
	creamsicle	116
	creepy ginger ale	16
	creepy-ass club	1
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)	2
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)	2
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)	2
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)	2
	CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)	2
	CRIMBCO lanyard	1
	CRIMBCO mug	12
	CRIMBCO scrip	145
	CRIMBCO wine	11
	CRIMBCOIDS mints	2
	CRIMBCOLOAF	6
	Crimbo candied pecan	1,315
	Crimbo Candy Cookbook	47
	Crimbo fudge	1,342
	Crimbo peppermint bark	1,315
	Crimbo wreath	5
	Crimbojito	5
	Crimbomination Contraption	1
	Crimbot battery	1
	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision	1
	Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty)	1
	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping	1
	Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty)	1
	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency	1
	Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty)	1
	Crimbot schematic: Big Head	58
	Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel	2
	Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher	2
	Crimbot schematic: Camera Claw	1
	Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter	3
	Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder	3
	Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs	5
	Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads	5
	Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs	68
	Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler	2
	Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite	2
	Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise	66
	Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis	21
	Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module	3
	Crimbot schematic: Power Arm	67
	Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head	6
	Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker	18
	Crimbot schematic: Rocket Skirt	1
	Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun	60
	Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet	18
	Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis	53
	Crimbough	1
	Crimbuck	175
	croquet hedgehog	3
	crotchety pants	1
	crowbar	14
	crowbarrr	53
	Crown of the Goblin King	21
	crown-shaped beanie	2
	crude voodoo doll	9
	cruelty-free wine	19
	crumbling rat skull	5
	crumpled felt fedora	1
	crusty hula hoop	1
	crystal skull	22
	crystalline seal eye	2
	crystallized memory	3
	CSA discount card	567
	CSA fire-starting kit	471
	cube of billiard chalk	25
	cube of ectoplasm	6
	cup of infinite pencils	7
	cup of primitive beer	72
	cupcake-in-a-cup	12
	curdflinger	3
	curmudgel	40
	cursed black pearl onion	1
	cursed bottle of black-label rum	1
	cursed bottle of rum	25
	cursed breeches	1
	cursed cannonball	2
	cursed cutlass	1
	cursed dirty joke scroll	10
	cursed eyepatch	1
	cursed piece of thirteen	24
	cursed scrunchie	9
	cursed sea biscuit	18
	cursed voodoo skull	1
	custard pie	31
	cyber-mattock	9
	cyborg doll	1
	cyborg stompin' boot	6
	cylindrical mold	2
	D roll	172
	d12	181
	Daffy Taffy	286
	damp old wallet	1
	dandy lion cub	1
	Danglin' Chad's loincloth	6
	dark baconstone ring	1
	dark hamethyst ring	1
	dark porquoise ring	1
	deactivated MicroMechaMech	1
	Deactivated MiniMechaElf	1
	deactivated nanobots	1
	deactivated putty buddy	3
	dead guy's memento	1
	dead guy's piece of double-sided tape	1
	dead guy's watch	199
	dead meat bun	30
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	death blossom	2
	decanter of fine Scotch	3
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	deck of tropical cards	5
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	decorative fountain	114
	deep six-shooter	105
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	dehydrated caviar	1,163
	delectable fire ant	5
	delicious comfit?	1
	delicious salad	41
	delicious shimmering moth	1
	delicious stinkbug	11
	delicious swamp muck	132
	deluxe fax machine	1
	demon skin	1,118
	demon whip	1
	demon-horned hat	4
	demonic surgical gloves	19
	demonskin trousers	3
	denim axe	2
	dense meat crossbow	1
	dense meat staff	2
	dented harmonica	97
	dented spoon	119
	depantsing bomb	68
	depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick	3
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	desiccated apricot	1,306
	designer handbag	10
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	detour shield	1
	deviled egg	45
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	diamond-studded cane	184
	Dickory Farms Gift Basket	15
	didgeridooka	265
	Diet Cloaca Cola	5
	digital key lime	106
	digital key lime pie	6
	digital underground potion	1
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	dill	179
	dingy planks	3
	dinner roll	97
	dire fudgesicle	62
	dirty hobo gloves	443
	disbelief suspenders	95
	Disco 'Fro Pick	12
	disco ball	127
	disco horoscope (Aquarius)	31
	disco horoscope (Aries)	25
	disco horoscope (Cancer)	25
	disco horoscope (Capricorn)	34
	disco horoscope (Gemini)	44
	disco horoscope (Leo)	23
	disco horoscope (Libra)	22
	disco horoscope (Pisces)	17
	disco horoscope (Sagittarius)	24
	disco horoscope (Scorpio)	16
	disco horoscope (Taurus)	27
	disco horoscope (Virgo)	26
	disco mask	154
	discocktail	125
	disease	413
	disembodied smile	4
	dishrag	13
	disintegrating quill pen	1,450
	disintegrating sheet music	1,230
	disintegrating spiky collar	54
	displaced fish	86
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	distressed denim pants	142
	disturbing fanfic	9,903
	DNOTC Box	5
	Doc's Miracle Cure	2
	Dogsgotnonoz pills	2
	doll house	11
	dollar-sign bag	49
	dollhive	134
	dollop of barbecue sauce	341
	Dolphin King's crown	28
	dope gangsta bling-bling	2
	dope wheels	59
	Double Bacon Beelzeburger	44
	double-barreled sling	27
	double-ice britches	1
	doubt cannon	2
	Dr. Hobo's scalpel	16
	drab sonata	141
	drafty drawers	8
	draggin' ball hat	103
	dragon snaps	79
	dreadful box	2
	dreadlock whip	88
	Dreadsylvanian Almanac page	149
	dress pants	7
	dried face	135
	dripping meat crossbow	1
	dripping meat staff	1
	dripping meat sword	1
	droopy doll eye	6
	drop of water-37	681
	Drowsy Sword	137
	drum of pomade	12
	drum of tommy ammo	46
	dry cleaning receipt	62
	drywall axe	125
	dubious loincloth	4
	duck-on-a-string	1
	duct tape	219
	duct tape buckler	1
	duct tape dockers	1
	duct tape fedora	1
	duct tape shirt	1
	duct tape sword	1
	duct tape wallet	1
	dueling banjo	1
	dueling turtle	3
	dull fish scale	34
	dungeoneer's dungarees	14
	dungeoneering kit	21
	Duskwalker fangs	17
	Duskwalker syringe	45
	dusty animal pelvis	1
	dusty bottle of Marsala	190
	dusty bottle of Merlot	238
	dusty bottle of Muscat	314
	dusty bottle of Pinot Noir	241
	dusty bottle of Port	273
	dusty bottle of Zinfandel	257
	dusty Crimbo crate	46
	dusty eleventh thoracic vertebra	4
	dusty fifth lumbar vertebra	2
	dusty fifth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty first thoracic vertebra	2
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	dusty left eleventh rib	1
	dusty left first rear claw	2
	dusty left humerus	1
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	dusty left second front claw	1
	dusty left third rear claw	1
	dusty left thumb	2
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	dusty right eleventh rib	1
	dusty right femur	1
	dusty right fifth rib	3
	dusty right first front claw	4
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	dusty right tenth rib	1
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	dusty right tibia	2
	dusty sacral vertebrae	2
	dusty second cervical vertebra	1
	dusty sixth lumbar vertebra	2
	dusty sixth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty tenth thoracic vertebra	1
	dusty third caudal vertebra	2
	dusty third cervical vertebra	2
	dwarf bread	8
	dwarvish magazine	7
	dwarvish war helmet	1
	dwarvish war kilt	1
	dwarvish war mattock	1
	Dyspepsi grenade	15
	Dyspepsi-Cola	15
	Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations	3
	Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues	3
	Dyspepsi-Cola helmet	2
	Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack	1
	Dyspepsi-Cola shield	2
	eagle feather	96
	eagle's milk	107
	Earring of Fire	1
	easter egg balloon	82
	Ecto-Cooler	3
	ectoplasm au jus	5
	eel battery	6
	eel skin	1
	eerie fetish	1
	eerily silent box	1
	Effermint™ tablets	66
	effluvious emerald	8
	eggbeater	11
	eggman noodles	2
	eggnog	65
	El Sombrero De Lopez	12
	El Vibrato energy spear	1
	El Vibrato helmet	1
	El Vibrato leg guards	1
	El Vibrato power sphere	9
	El Vibrato punchcard (104 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (115 holes)	1
	El Vibrato punchcard (142 holes)	4
	El Vibrato punchcard (176 holes)	4
	El Vibrato punchcard (216 holes)	3
	El Vibrato punchcard (97 holes)	1
	Elder Turtle Shell	8
	eldritch dough	18
	electrical thingamabob	880
	electronic dulcimer pants	1
	elegant nightstick	15
	elephant stinger	35
	eleven-foot pole	5
	Elizabeth's Dollie	2
	Elizabeth's paintbrush	2
	Ellsbury's skull	1
	Elmley shades	24
	Elron's Explosive Etude	1
	*elven limbos* gingerbread**	128
	elven cellocello	71
	elven hardtack	1,003
	elven magi-pack	1,005
	elven medi-pack	1,092
	elven moonshine	85
	elven socks	21
	elven squeeze	1,022
	elven suicide capsule	71
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	embezzler's oil	6
	empty agua de vida bottle	1,560
	empty Cloaca-Cola bottle	162
	enchanted barbell	59
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	enchanted leopard-print barbell	14
	enchanted muesli	140
	Enchanted Plunger	3
	enchanted toothpick	15
	enchantlers	1
	energy drink IV	82
	ennui-flavored potato chips	523
	enormous belt buckle	142
	enormous hoop earring	51
	Ent cider	93
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	eraser nubbin	53
	escargotsicle	54
	Everlasting Deckswabber	2
	Every Day is Like This Sundae	1
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	evil golden arches	48
	evil teddy bear	7
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	expensive cigar	4
	exploding hacky-sack	41
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	extra-flat panini	42
	extra-greasy slider	2
	extra-large palm-frond toupee	2
	extra-potent gremlin mutagen	1
	extra-see-thru nightie	6
	extra-strength red potion	1
	extra-strength strongness elixir	122
	eXtreme Bi-Polar Fleece Vest	75
	eXtreme meat crossbow	1
	eXtreme meat staff	1
	eXtreme meat sword	1
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	eXtreme scarf	239
	extremely skinny jeans	12
	extremely wet T-shirt	14
	eye of newt	45
	eye of the Tiger-lily	36
	eyedrops of newt	7
	eyedrops of the ermine	9
	eyedrops of the ocelot	40
	eyepatch	229
	f3d0r4	106
	fabric hardener	39
	fabric softener	44
	facehugging alien	24
	facsimile dictionary	94
	fairy gravy boat	8
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	fake hand	1
	fake plastic grass	3
	fancy ball mask	3
	fancy bath salts	982
	fancy beef jerky	4
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	fancy blue potion	25
	fancy but probably evil chocolate	7
	fancy canapés	1
	fancy chocolate	5
	fancy chocolate car	8
	fancy dress ball	5
	fancy opera glasses	53
	fancy schmancy cheese sauce	6
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	Fantasma en la Máquina	96
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	fat wallet	10
	FDKOL commendation	2,471
	FDKOL fire hose	1
	FDKOL hotcakes	501
	FDKOL tattoo	1
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	felt	36
	Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots	110
	fertilized ghuol egg	1
	festive holiday hat	48
	fetid feather	36
	Feynman gate	2
	fez of etymology	1
	Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy	2
	figurine of a charred seal	13
	figurine of a cold seal	40
	figurine of a cute baby seal	1
	figurine of a shadowy seal	1
	figurine of a sleek seal	3
	figurine of a slippery seal	12
	figurine of a stinking seal	8
	figurine of a wretched-looking seal	1
	figurine of an ancient seal	4
	figurine of an armored seal	3
	filet of tangy gnat ("fotelif")	136
	filigreed hamethyst earring	3
	filigreed hamethyst necklace	3
	filigreed hamethyst ring	3
	filth-encrusted futon	12
	filthy corduroys	161
	filthy hippy poncho	7
	filthy knitted dread sack	246
	filthy pestle	75
	fin-bit wax	1
	fine aged cheddarwurst	153
	fine wine	10
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	finger exerciser	118
	fire	7
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	fire flower	22
	fire of unknown origin	93
	fire poi	170
	fireball	34
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	fishy fish	86
	fishy fish casserole	2
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	flaming feather	163
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	flaming mushroom wine	2
	flaming sword	33
	flaming talons	112
	flamingo mallet	1
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	flaregun	413
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	Fog Murderer	1
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	folder (catfish)	3
	folder (cyan)	5
	folder (D-Team)	9
	folder (heavy metal)	74
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	folder (Seawolf)	7
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	folder (sportsballs)	84
	folder (Stinky Trash Kid)	6
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	folder (Yedi)	79
	folder (yellow)	7
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	foon of frigidity	1
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	forest tears	23
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	fossilized spike	86
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	fossilized wing	30
	fossilized wyrm skull	2
	fountain 'soda'	99
	Frat Army FGF	404
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	frayed rope belt	5
	freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini	9
	freezerburned ice cube	4
	freezin' bindle	9
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	freshwater pearl necklace	25
	fricasseed brains	29
	Friendliness Beverage	171
	friendly cheez blob	7
	Friendly Turkey	5
	frightful feather	67
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	frigid fudgepuck	73
	frigid hankyū	3
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	frilly skirt	148
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	frost-rimed seal hide	8
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	Frosty's carrot	2
	Frosty's frosty mug	12
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	Frosty's snowball sack	1
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	frozen feather	151
	frozen Mob Penguin	2
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	frozen nunchaku	18
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	future drug: Coolscaline	19
	future drug: Muscularactum	15
	future drug: Smartinex	15
	Fuzzby	1
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	fuzzy montera	18
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	Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire	1
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	Gearhead Goo	16
	Genalen™ Bottle	14
	General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket	8
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	ghast iron Garibaldi	1
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	ghuol ears	774
	ghuol egg	685
	ghuol egg quiche	40
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	giant artisanal rice peeler	200
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	giant discarded bottlecap	54
	giant discarded plastic fork	39
	giant discarded torn-up glove	68
	giant foam finger	94
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	giant green gummi ingot	2
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	giant jar of protein powder	864
	giant marshmallow	6
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	giant moxie weed	149
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	giant shrimp fork	14
	giant tube of black lipstick	532
	giant turkey leg	219
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	gilded BRICKO brick	5
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	gingerbread horror	10
	gingerbread house	2
	gingerbread mutant bugbear	3
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	ginormous pumpkin	7
	Ginsu™	1
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	Glass Balls of the Goblin King	3
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	glass of gnat milk	37
	glass of warm milk	29
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	gloomy mushroom wine	3
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	glowing red eye	95
	glowing syringe	6
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	gnoll teeth	78
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	Gnollish Crossdress	4
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	Gnollish pie server	38
	Gnollish plunger	49
	Gnollish slotted spoon	54
	Gnollish toolbox	71
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	Go-Wassail	304
	goat	1
	goat beard	108
	goat cheese pizza	187
	goatskin umbrella	67
	gob of wet hair	1,016
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	gold Boozehounds Anonymous token	13
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	Good 'n' Slimy	5
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	Goodfella contract	1
	googly eye	23
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	GOTO	716
	goulauncher	1
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	government-issued night-vision goggles	1
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	Grateful Undead T-shirt	12
	grave robbing shovel	105
	graveyard snowglobe	10
	Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob	8
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	great big capacitor	40
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	Green Clover of Justice	11
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	green peawee marble	9
	green pixel	703
	green pixel potion	11
	gremlin mutagen	2
	grinning turtle	2
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	groping claw	11
	grouchy restless spirit	153
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	groupie lipstick	14
	groupie spangles	59
	grue egg	36
	grue egg omelette	97
	grumpy old man charrrm	107
	grungy bandana	36
	grungy flannel shirt	17
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	guano coffee cup	4
	guard turtle collar	11
	guard turtle shell	71
	guitar pick	85
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	gummi snake	2
	gummi trilobite	5
	Gummi-Gnauga	1
	Gummy Brains	1
	gun cleaning kit	6
	gunky chicken	12
	guts necklace	7
	guy made of bee pollen	3
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	gyroscope	8
	haggis socks	1
	hair of the fish	2
	hair oil	134
	hairshirt	1
	half-baked potion	62
	half-melted spoon	6
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	half-sized guitar	54
	halfberd	5
	halibut	2
	hamburger	130
	hamethyst	6
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	hammerus	7
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	hand-carved bokken	3
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	hand-carved staff	2
	handful of bees	1
	handful of confetti	137
	handful of crafty noodles	6
	handful of Crotchety Pine needles	1
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	handful of moss	177
	handful of numbers	5
	handful of nuts and berries	180
	handful of pine needles	340
	handful of sand	1,234
	handful of sawdust	283
	handful of tips	15
	handful of walnuts	11
	handmade hobby horse	1
	handsomeness potion	46
	handyman "hand soap"	4
	happiness	70
	Happy Birthday, Claude! cake	3
	harem girl t-shirt	17
	haunted battery	8
	haunted paddle-ball	4
	Haunted Sorority House staff guide	38
	head mirror	14
	headhunter necktie	45
	heart necklace	38
	heart of dark chocolate	1
	heart of the volcano	42
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	heavy D	12,784
	heavy leather-bound tome	4
	heavy metal sonata	4
	heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr	82
	heavy necklace chain	18
	hedgeturtle	3
	Heimandatz's heart	8
	hellseal claw	375
	hellseal whisker	365
	Helm of the Scream Emperor	2
	helm of the white knight	1
	helmet turtle	174
	hemp net	232
	hemp string	268
	henna face paint	76
	henna tattoo	6
	hep waders	10
	herb brownies	47
	herbal stuffing	55
	herbs	188
	herringcello	39
	hideous egg	8
	high-calorie sugar substitute	109
	high-resistance ultrapolymer plating	1
	hill of beans	790
	hippo skin buckler	1
	hippopotamus kilt	1
	hippopotamus pants	1
	hippopotamus skin	6
	Hippy Army MPE	608
	hippy bongo	20
	hippy herbal tea	1
	hippy medical kit	231
	hippy protest button	74
	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians	3
	Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used)	1
	hobo dungarees	1
	hobo fortress blueprints	1
	hobo stogie	1
	Hodgman's blanket	9
	Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics	2
	Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top	1
	holiday log	3
	holistic headache remedy	134
	Hollandaise helmet	96
	holy bomb, batman	10
	home robotics kit	6
	homeopathic healing powder	31
	homeopathic mint tea	1
	honey dipper	1
	honey mead	1
	honey stick	34
	honey-dew	23
	honey-dipped locust	173
	honeybritches	1
	honeycap	1
	honeypot	1
	hors d'oeuvre tray	180
	hot ashes	250
	hot buttered roll	4
	hot coal	46
	hot date	236
	hot daub	5
	hot daub bun	1
	hot daub stand	1
	hot egg	2
	hot katana blade	1,181
	hot nuggets	27
	hot plate	103
	hot powder	361
	hot stuffing	1
	hot wing	4,143
	hot-ass club	1
	huge bowl of candy	37
	huge gold coin	97
	huge mosquito proboscis	6
	huge pumpkin	6
	huge spoon	85
	Hundred Headed IPA	10
	Hunger™ Sauce	1
	hyperinflated seal lung	6
	hypodermic needle	17
	ice house	1
	Ice Island Long Tea	1
	ice skate doll	1
	ice stein	59
	Ice-Cold Beerring	1
	ice-cold fotie	251
	ice-cold Sir Schlitz	443
	ice-cold six-pack	110
	ice-cold Willer	1,355
	icy katana hilt	84
	icy mushroom wine	2
	icy-hot katana	6
	iGoogly	17
	Iiti Kitty Gumdrop	79
	Iiti Kitty phone charm	53
	illegal firecracker	91
	Illuminati earpiece	33
	imbued seal-blubber candle	1
	imitation crab crate	92
	imitation crab meat	123
	imitation White Russian	55
	immense cyborg hand	9
	Imp Ale	5,793
	imp unity ring	103
	incredible pizza	5
	incredibly creepy marionette	1
	industrial strength starch	48
	infant sandworm	1
	infernal fife	144
	infernal insoles	63
	infernal toilet brush	5
	inflatable duck	1
	ingot of seal-iron	3
	Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration	7
	ink bladder	36
	inkwell	1,129
	insane tophat	1
	insanely spicy bean burrito	154
	insanely spicy jumping bean burrito	1
	Instant Karma	9
	insulting hat	1
	Interview With You (a Vampire)	1
	intimidating coiffure	2
	intricate clockwork egg	75
	invisible bag	7
	ion grid	5
	irate sombrero	96
	Iron Beta of Industry	17
	iron pasta spoon	2
	irradiated candy cane	5
	irradiated pet snacks	3
	irradiated turtle	2
	irresistibility potion	1
	ivory cue ball	4
	jabañero-flavored chewing gum	150
	jack flapper	104
	Jack-in-the-box	37
	Jackass Plumber home game	1
	Jacob's rung	5
	jagged scrap metal	26
	jagged tooth	3
	janglin' bones	459
	jar of fermented pickle juice	7
	jar of squeeze	8
	jar of swamp gas	291
	Jarlsberg's earring	5
	Jarlsberg's key lime	70
	Jarlsberg's key lime pie	4
	java cookie	2
	jawbruiser	6
	jazz soap	3
	Jefferson wings	40
	jerky coins	233
	jet bennie marble	2
	jigsaw blade	30
	jingle bell	1
	jive turkey leg	57
	Jocko Homo's head	10
	Jolly Roger charrrm	31
	Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet	62
	joybuzzer	5
	jug of Gnomochloric acid	1
	jug-o-magicalness	113
	Jumbo Dr. Lucifer	8
	jumbo olive	32
	jumping bean taco	2
	jungle drum	60
	jungle floor wax	14
	juniper berries	100
	junk band	1
	junk food	2
	junk trunks	1
	junk yard	1
	Junk-Bond	5
	junk-mail shirt	2
	kamicorpse-ee	3
	Kashmir sweater	1
	keel-haulin' knife	10
	keg shield	89
	Kentucky-fried meat crossbow	2
	Kentucky-fried meat staff	1
	Kentucky-fried meat sword	1
	Kentucky-style derby	1
	ketchup	5
	khaki duffel bag	1
	kick-ass kicks	86
	kickback cookbook	3
	killer rag doll	2
	killing feather	65
	killing jar	114
	Kiss the Knob apron	1
	Kissin' Cousins	8
	Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card	1
	kiwi beak	21
	kneecapping stick	63
	knob bugle	27
	Knob Goblin deluxe scimitar	52
	Knob Goblin elite helm	91
	Knob Goblin elite pants	89
	Knob Goblin elite polearm	84
	Knob Goblin elite shirt	80
	Knob Goblin firecracker	553
	Knob Goblin harem pants	230
	Knob Goblin harem veil	190
	Knob Goblin lunchbox	4
	Knob Goblin melon baller	51
	Knob Goblin Mutagen	18
	Knob Goblin pants	209
	Knob Goblin perfume	108
	Knob Goblin scimitar	204
	Knob Goblin spatula	48
	Knob Goblin tongs	220
	Knob Goblin Uberpants	1
	Knob Goblin visor	110
	Knob jelly donut	2
	knob ka-bobs	16
	Knob mushroom	5
	knob mushroom wine	1
	Knob nuts	76
	Knob pasty	11
	Knob sausage	8
	Knob sausage stir-fry	1
	Knob shroomkabob	2
	Knoll mushroom	163
	knoll mushroom wine	1
	Knoll shroomkabob	44
	Knoll stir-fry	1
	knuckle sandwich	207
	kobold kibble	85
	KoLHS Pep Squad Box	1
	Krakrox's Loincloth	5
	kumquartz	75
	kumquartz ring	1
	kumquat	30
	kumquat supersucker	1
	La Fantasma y La Oscuridad	86
	La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez	11
	ladle of mystery	1
	large cocoa eggshell fragment	1
	LARP membership card	1
	Lars the Cyberian	3
	laser-broiled pear	18
	lavender candy heart	335
	lavender paisley oyster egg	7
	lavender plastic oyster egg	20
	lavender polka-dot oyster egg	11
	lavender striped oyster egg	2
	law-abiding citizen cane	13
	lawnmower blade	7
	lead yo-yo	4
	Lead Zeta of Chastity	2
	leaf of grass	9
	leaflet	132
	leather bookmark	2
	leather chaps	79
	leather mask	335
	leathery bat skin	534
	leathery cat skin	518
	leathery rat skin	127
	Lederhosen of the Night	11
	leechknife	6
	left half of a heart necklace	1
	leftover Crimbo rations	5
	leftovers of indeterminate origin	60
	legitimate business on the beach	152
	lemon meringue pie	3
	lemonade marble	1
	length of string	1
	leotarrrd	37
	leprechaun hatchling	1
	lesser grodulated violet	1
	Let Me Be!	12
	letterman's jacket	1
	libation of liveliness	16
	Libram of Love Songs	2
	library card	65
	licorice boa	1
	licorice garrote	6
	licorice root	170
	lifeless meat doll	1
	lihc eye	753
	lihc eye pie	78
	lihc face	279
	lime supersucker	1
	linoleum crossbow	19
	linoleum helmet turtle	1
	linoleum staff	9
	linoleum sword	11
	lint	402
	liquid bread	1
	liquid ice pack	1
	liquid shifting time weirdness	31
	Little Geneticist DNA-Splicing Lab	1
	little round pebble	3
	live nautical mine	13
	live wire	8
	llama lama cria	1
	llama lama gong	10
	loaded serum blowgun	2
	loadstone	29
	loathing eagle baby-doll shirt	1
	Loathing Legion knife	1
	Lobos Mints	1
	*Lobster qua* Grill**	1
	Lockenstock™ sandals	186
	logging hatchet	8
	logic synthesizer	3
	lollipop stick	1
	LOLmec statuette	1
	long pork	159
	long pork casserole	4
	long pork chop sandwiches	68
	long pork lasagna	1
	long skinny balloon	314
	long-forgotten necklace	5
	long-stemmed rose	1
	longhaired hippy wig	7
	loose teeth	1,529
	Lord Flameface's cloak	1
	Lord of the Flies-sized fries	61
	los chinos	56
	lost key	41
	lotion of coldness	133
	lotion of hotness	318
	lotion of sleaziness	242
	lotion of spookiness	253
	lotion of stench	182
	Louder Than Bomb	1
	Loudmouth Larry Lamprey	1
	lovecat tail	1
	lucky ball-and-chain	1
	lucky bottlecap	5
	lucky cat collar	13
	lucky cat statue	2
	lucky cat's paw	20
	lucky Crimbo tiki necklace	1
	lucky lighter	4
	lucky rabbit's foot	106
	Lucky Surprise Egg	7
	lumbering jack	4
	Lumineux Limnio	11
	lump of Brituminous coal	2
	lump of clay	17
	lump of coal	14
	lump of diamond	131
	lupine sword	9
	LWA ring	1
	lynyrd musk	125
	lynyrd skin	8
	lynyrd skinner toothblack	4
	lynyrd snare	104
	lynyrdskin breeches	1
	lynyrdskin cap	1
	lynyrdskin tunic	1
	M-242	1
	macaroni duck	3
	Mace of the Tortoise	1
	machetito	5
	mad scientist's sock monkey	2
	Mad Train wine	632
	madius	7
	Mae West with a fly in it	1
	mafia aria	2
	magic dragonfish fry	1
	magic whistle	210
	magical ice cube with a fly in it	7
	magical pony: Rosey Cake	4
	magical pony: Spectrum Dash	3
	magical pony: Uniquity	1
	magicberry tablets	8
	magilaser blastercannon	197
	maiden wig	38
	makeshift cape	8
	makeshift skirt	1
	makeshift turban	1
	mama's squeezebox	1
	mana curds	9
	mandarina colada with a fly in it	1
	Manetwich	20
	mangled finger	16
	manly bloomers	17
	mannequin leg	2
	maple syrup	225
	mariachi G-string	96
	mariachi hat	97
	mariachi pants	93
	mariachi toothpaste	5
	marinara jug	1
	marine aquamarine	7
	Mariner's Friend cough drops	47
	marionette collective	1
	Mark I Steam-Hat	1
	Mark II Steam-Hat	2
	Mark III Steam-Hat	1
	Mark IV Steam-Hat	1
	Mark of the Bugbear	12
	Mark of the Ghost	7
	Mark of the Skeleton	5
	Mark of the Vampire	7
	Mark of the Werewolf	4
	Mark of the Zombie	5
	Mark V Steam-Hat	1
	marshmallow	11
	marshmallow flambé	1
	Marvin's marvelous pill	1
	marzipan skull	521
	massive gemstone	57
	mauve paisley oyster egg	34
	mauve plastic oyster egg	8
	mauve polka-dot oyster egg	25
	mauve striped oyster egg	1
	Maxing, Relaxing	13
	Maxwell's Silver Hammer	38
	Mayor Ghost's cloak	1
	McMillicancuddy's Special Lager	2
	meat cowboy hat	1
	meat engine	47
	meat from yesterday	12
	meat golem	2
	Meat maid	2
	meat paste	194
	meat vortex	1,124
	Meatcleaver	1
	meatloaf helmet	1
	meatspout staff	1
	Medallion of the Ventrilo Prince	1
	medium slimy cyst	4
	megatofu	174
	Meleegra™ pills	234
	melted Jell-o shot	38
	menudo ravioli	18
	Mer-kin begsign	7
	Mer-kin breastplate	22
	Mer-kin bunwig	8
	Mer-kin cooljuice	23
	Mer-kin digpick	29
	Mer-kin dragbelt	4
	Mer-kin eyeglasses	18
	Mer-kin fastjuice	8
	Mer-kin finpaddle	4
	Mer-kin fitbrine	5
	Mer-kin foodbucket	156
	Mer-kin gutgirdle	3
	Mer-kin headguard	1
	Mer-kin hidepaint	54
	Mer-kin hookspear	28
	Mer-kin killscroll	26
	Mer-kin lipstick	40
	Mer-kin mouthsoap	23
	Mer-kin pinkslip	9
	Mer-kin ragejuice	9
	Mer-kin sawdust	13
	Mer-kin smartjuice	27
	Mer-kin sneakmask	16
	Mer-kin stopwatch	5
	Mer-kin strongjuice	15
	Mer-kin takebag	27
	Mer-kin thingpouch	321
	Mer-kin weaksauce	46
	mermaid's purse	2
	mesh cap	85
	metal band T-shirt	43
	metallic foil cat ears	1
	Meteoid ice beam	1
	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler	155
	Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub	10,042
	midget clownfish	2
	midriff scrubs	26
	Milk Studs	71
	mime soul fragment	19
	mind flayer corpse	562
	miner's helmet	196
	miner's pants	189
	Mini-Crimbot crate	1
	mini-Mr. Accessory	1
	mini-zeppelin	3
	miniature antlers	2
	miniature boiler	3
	miniature coffin	2
	miniature espresso maker	2
	Miniborg beeper	1
	Miniborg hiveminder	1
	Miniborg laser	1
	Miniborg stomper	1
	Miniborg strangler	1
	mirrored aviator shades	1
	Miserable Pie	1
	misfit dolly	1
	misfit teddy bear	1
	Missing Eye Simulation Device	9
	missing wine	2
	Misty Cape	18
	Misty Cloak	9
	Misty Robe	15
	mixed wildflower greens	1
	Mob Penguin cellular phone	18
	mocking turtle	1
	Mohawk wig	136
	moist sailor's cap	6
	molotov cocktail cocktail	125
	molten brick	356
	molten scrap metal	20
	monomolecular yo-yo	610
	Monstar energy beverage	551
	monster bait	1
	monstrous monocle	1
	mood ring	1
	moonberry wine cooler	140
	moose antlers	2
	moose chocolate	13
	moose thought	12
	Mornington crescent roll	2
	Morto Moreto	11
	mostly rat-hide leggings	1
	mother's little helper	110
	mother's secret recipe	2
	motivational poster	6
	Mountain Stream Code Black Alert	124
	Mountain Stream soda	1,737
	moxie magnet	1
	moxie weed	723
	Mr. Balloon	1
	Mr. Haggis	1
	Mr. Joe's bangles	5
	Mr. Mediocrebar	222
	muculent machete	1
	muddy pirate hat	6
	muddy skirt	6
	Mudflap-Girl Earring	1
	Mudflap-Girl Ring	1
	mugcake	2
	mullet wig	22
	mummy costume	163
	mummy mask	1
	mummy wrapping	1,038
	Muschat	8
	mushroom fermenting solution	36
	mushroom pizza	31
	musty moccasins	1
	mutant cactus bud	2
	mutant fire ant egg	1
	mutant gila monster egg	1
	mutant rattlesnake egg	2
	mylar scout drone	35
	mysterious chemical residue	78
	mysterious chest	1
	mysterious present	18
	mysterious silver lapel pin	4
	nail file	101
	nanite-infested candy cane	16
	nanite-infested eggnog	7
	nanite-infested fruitcake	4
	nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear	8
	nanofiber cloth	56
	Nardz energy beverage	44
	nasty-ass club	1
	natto marble soda	1
	natto pocky	9
	natto-infused sake	1
	natural fennel soda	396
	naughty origami kit	1
	Necbro wafers	1
	necklace chain	25
	Necrotelicomnicon	32
	necrotizing body spray	42
	neurostim pill	36
	neutron lollipop	23
	New Zealand iced tea	149
	Newbiesport™ tent	15
	Newman's Own Trousers	8
	NG	132
	Nickel Gamma of Frugality	75
	night-vision goggles	15
	Nightstalker perfume	14
	ninja hot pants	74
	ninja mop	26
	non-Euclidean non-accordion	1
	non-stick pugil stick	1
	Nose Ring of Putrescence	2
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I	34
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II	81
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III	153
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV	54
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V	63
	Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI	65
	nothing-in-the-box-in-the-box	2
	noxious gas grenade	15
	NPZR chemistry set	106
	nugget of Crimbonium	1
	nugget of sodium	124
	nurse's hat	25
	nut-shaped Crimbo cookie	2
	nutty organic salad	8
	O'RLY manual	332
	obnoxious riddle	1
	obsidian dagger	111
	ocarina of space	103
	occult jelly donut	5
	octopus's spade	6
	odor extractor	1
	off-white paisley oyster egg	1
	off-white plastic oyster egg	39
	off-white striped oyster egg	3
	Ogres and Oubliettes™ module	135
	oil cap	3
	oil lamp	3
	Oil of Parrrlay	123
	oil pan	3
	oil shell	1
	oil slacks	3
	oil-filled donut	4
	oily boid	19
	oily golden mushroom	1
	oily mushroom wine	3
	oily paste	1
	Ol' Scratch's ash can	1
	Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork	1
	Ol' Scratch's manacles	1
	Ol' Scratch's ol' britches	1
	Ol' Scratch's salad fork	19
	Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat	1
	old bronzer	4
	old candy wrapper	114
	old chum	33
	old coin purse	495
	old eyebrow pencil	4
	old leather wallet	500
	old love note	117
	old patched suit-pants	1
	old rosewater cream	4
	old school beer pull tab	127
	old soft shoes	1
	old sweatpants	104
	old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie	1
	olive lo mein	1
	one pill	157
	oozenog	5
	open sauce	496
	opera mask	4
	orange and black Crimboween candy	6
	orange candy heart	528
	orange peel hat	11
	orange snowcone	32
	Orange Star of Sacrifice	6
	orange-frosted astral cupcake	39
	orc wrist	35
	Orcish baseball cap	209
	Orcish cargo shorts	223
	Orcish frat-paddle	63
	orcish hand lotion	87
	Orcish meat locker	11
	orcish nailing lube	82
	orcish rubber	77
	orcish stud-finder	30
	Order of the Green Thumb Order Form	1
	Order of the Silver Wossname	1
	oriole-feather headdress	1
	ornamental sextant	1
	ornate ancient cursed chest	3
	ornate ancient cursed key	5
	ornate picture frame	10
	Oscus's dumpster waders	1
	Oscus's flypaper pants	1
	Oscus's neverending soda	1
	Oscus's pelt	1
	Ouija Board, Ouija Board	1
	out-of-tune biwa	5
	outrageous sombrero	1
	oven mitts	5
	overclocked avian microprocessor	1
	overcookie	7
	oversized pipe	393
	oversized pizza cutter	127
	oversized snowflake	13
	ovoid leather thing	65
	oyster basket	8
	oyster egg balloon	5
	P.B.L.T.	260
	pacification grenade	2
	pack of KWE trading card	34
	pack of pogs	142
	packet of beer nuts	8
	packet of tofurkey gravy	3
	padded tortoise	4
	PADL Phone	439
	page of the Necrohobocon	5
	pail	185
	painful penne pasta	3
	Paint A Vulgar Pitcher	1
	painted turtle	2
	painting of a glass of wine	11
	pair of bolt cutters	16
	pair of government shades	9
	pair of pearidot earrings	1
	palm frond	310
	palm-frond capris	2
	palm-frond cloak	2
	palm-frond fan	3
	palm-frond net	1
	palm-frond toupee	2
	palm-frond whip	2
	Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster	12
	panhandle panhandling hat	12
	pants kit	1
	pants of the Slug Lord	42
	panty raider camouflage	11
	papaya	145
	papaya sling	109
	papaya slung	47
	papaya taco	55
	paperclip	38
	paperclip pants	1
	paperclip sproinger	1
	paperclip turban	1
	paperclip-on tie	1
	papier-mâché glob	21
	papier-mâchuridars	1
	papier-masque	1
	papier-mitre	1
	paranormal ricotta	2
	parasitic claw	1
	parasitic headgnawer	1
	parasitic strangleworm	1
	parasitic tentacles	1
	party hat	7
	passable elf mask	27
	pasta spoon	120
	pat of butter	90
	pat-a-cake pendant	1
	patchouli incense stick	313
	patchouli oil bomb	44
	patent antipsychotics	73
	patent leather shoes	52
	pawn cookie	1
	PB&BP	4
	peace accordion	1
	peace-sign necklace	3
	peach lozenge	3
	peanut brittle shield	42
	pear lozenge	15
	pear supersucker	1
	pear tart	1
	pearidot	89
	pec oil	519
	PEEZ dispenser	85
	pencil kunai	38
	pencil stub	16
	Pendant of Gargalesis	1
	penguin focaccia bread	66
	penguin shorts	2
	penguin skin	42
	penguin skin buckler	1
	penguin thesaurus	23
	penguinskin mini-kilt	2
	pentatonic accordion	1
	Penultimate Fantasy chest	1,227
	peppermint parasol	1
	peppermint rhino baby	1
	perforated battle paddle	125
	pernicious cudgel	1
	perpendicular guano	17
	perpendicular hula with a fly in it	1
	personal massager	1
	personalized birthday cake	7
	personalized coffee mug	2
	pestoblade	1
	pet rock	5
	pet rock "Groucho" disguise	1
	pet rock "Snooty" disguise	5
	petit 4.1	4
	petit fortran	3
	petrified time	1
	petrified wood	37
	pewter claymore	11
	ph balancer	93
	phat turquoise bead	110
	phat turquoise bracelet	2
	philosopher's scone	43
	phish stick	3
	photoprotoneutron torpedo	262
	physiostim pill	80
	Pick-O-Matic lockpicks	54
	pickelhaube	45
	picture of a dead guy's girlfriend	4
	Piddles	2
	pie man was not meant to eat	12
	piece of after eight	22
	piece of wedding cake	280
	piercing post	12
	pig-iron bracers	2
	pig-iron helm	2
	pig-iron shinguards	3
	pile of candy	176
	pile of dusty animal bones	209
	pile of gold coins	48
	pile of jumping beans	181
	pile of loose snow	1
	pill cup	81
	pimpin' meat hat	1
	pine tar	6
	Pine-Fresh air freshener	20
	pink candy heart	305
	Pink Heart of Spirit	1
	pink plastic baby	3
	pink-belly slapper	1
	pink-frosted astral cupcake	26
	pipe wrench	3
	piping organ pie	1
	pirate cream pie	44
	pirate pelvis	66
	pirate shirt	5
	pitchfork	99
	pixel hat	1
	pixel pants	1
	pixel power cell	10
	pixel sword	1
	pixellated candy heart	7
	plaid swatch	48
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	plot hole	16,274
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	pocket theremin	20
	pocketwatch on a chain	18
	pog #01 (spider)	2
	pog #02 (Knob goblin)	2
	pog #03 (warwelf)	5
	pog #04 (skleleton)	2
	pog #05 (ninja snowman)	4
	pog #06 (filthy hippy)	1
	pog #07 (orcish frat boy)	3
	pog #08 (hellion)	3
	pog #09 (pirate)	1
	pog #10 (hobo)	5
	pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress)	9
	pointed stick	73
	pointy mushroom	1
	pointy mushroom wine	1
	pointy red hat	8
	poison pen	11
	poisonous caviar	20
	Pokëmann figurine: Frank	2
	Polka Pop	8
	polka-dot bow tie	7
	poltergeist-in-the-jar-o	15
	polyalloy shield	8
	Polysniff Perfume	33
	poodle skirt	1
	pool cue	153
	pool of liquid metal	21
	pool torpedo	156
	popsicle stick	19
	pork elf goodies sack	139
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	porquoise ring	3
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	possibility potion	13
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	pottery training pants	1
	pottery yo-yo	1
	poutine	262
	poutine pole	1
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	pr0n cocktail	3
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	pr0n m4nic0tti	169
	pr0n taco	1
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	pregnant oily golden mushroom	1
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	Prelude of Precision	1
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	pretty flower	490
	Princess Rutabaga trading card	1
	Private Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Jacket	11
	Professor What T-Shirt	9
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	protein paste	10
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	Psychotic Train wine	9
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	puce polka-dot oyster egg	35
	puce striped oyster egg	4
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	purple-frosted astral cupcake	47
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	pygmy dart	26
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	pygmy phone number	35
	pygmy pygment	152
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	quantum disintegrator pistol	1
	quantum nanopolymer spider web	2
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	Ralph IX cognac	1
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	Ram's Face Lager	640
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	raspberry	43
	raspberry beret	3
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	rat appendix kabob	39
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	rave whistle	1,578
	ravioli della hippy	22
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	razor-tipped yo-yo	5
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	really sticky spider web	1
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	Regular Cloaca Cola	4
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	Retenez L'Herbe Paté	23
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	rib of the Bonerdagon	71
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	St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket	11
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	stepmom's booze	98
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	stinky mushroom wine	2
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	stolen sushi	934
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	Strikes Again Bigmouth	1
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	strongness elixir	151
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	stuffed angry cow	166
	stuffed astral badger	83
	stuffed baby gravy fairy	156
	stuffed Baron von Ratsworth	185
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	stuffed Cheshire bitten	136
	stuffed cocoabo	149
	stuffed crazy bastard sword	5
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	stuffed flaming gravy fairy	162
	stuffed frozen gravy fairy	165
	stuffed gray blob	514
	stuffed hand turkey	157
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	stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech	158
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	stuffed Meat	167
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	stuffed mink	171
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	stuffed sleazy gravy fairy	148
	stuffed snowy owl	156
	stuffed spooky gravy fairy	116
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	stuffed tin of caviar	196
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	stuffed undead elbow macaroni	152
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	stuffing	30
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	styrofoam ore	18
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	sucker scaffold	136
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	Tears of the Quiet Healer	47
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	teddy borg	50
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	teeny-tiny ninja stars	10
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	that gum you like	34
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	The Joy of Wassailing	13
	the kindest cold cut	6
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	thin black candle	23,273
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	Thinknerd T-shirt grab bag	1
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	throwing fork	24
	throwing knife	20
	throwing spoon	18
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	Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette	7
	Thwaitgold firefly statuette	6
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	Thwaitgold spider statuette	18
	Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette	10
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	Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette	3
	Thwaitgold woollybear statuette	6
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	Tickle-Me Emilio	1
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	tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory	6
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	tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer	6
	tiny die-cast Don Crimbo	2
	tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer	9
	tiny die-cast factory worker elf	2
	tiny die-cast Father Crimbo	4
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	tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf	5
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	tiny die-cast middle-management elf	9
	tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf	5
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	tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg	2
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	tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf	7
	tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming	6
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	tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo	2
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	tiny plastic angry bugbear	5
	tiny plastic angry goat	4
	tiny plastic angry space marine	5
	tiny plastic anime smiley	3
	tiny plastic animelf	2
	tiny plastic apathetic lizardman	8
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	tiny plastic Axe Wound	3
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	tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth	3
	tiny plastic barrrnacle	4
	tiny plastic batbugbear	1
	tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type	1
	tiny plastic beanbat	2
	tiny plastic bee swarm	2
	tiny plastic beebee gunners	4
	tiny plastic Beebee King	2
	tiny plastic beebee queue	3
	tiny plastic Beelzebozo	3
	tiny plastic Best Game Ever	2
	tiny plastic Big Candy	1
	tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar	5
	tiny plastic Black Knight	1
	tiny plastic black ops bugbear	2
	tiny plastic blazing bat	9
	tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball	4
	tiny plastic blooper	4
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	tiny plastic briefcase bat	3
	tiny plastic bugaboo	2
	tiny plastic Bugbear Captain	1
	tiny plastic buzzerker	5
	tiny plastic cavebugbear	4
	tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter	2
	tiny plastic Cheshire bat	3
	tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™	2
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	tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel	2
	tiny plastic cocoabo	4
	tiny plastic coffee pixie	8
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	tiny plastic conservationist hippy	2
	tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ	2
	tiny plastic Crimbo Casino	1
	tiny plastic Crimbo elf	4
	tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer	5
	tiny plastic Crimbo wreath	4
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	tiny plastic Crimbomination	2
	tiny plastic Crimbot	1
	tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram	2
	tiny plastic cubist bull	4
	tiny plastic demoninja	4
	tiny plastic disco bandit	1
	tiny plastic Don Crimbo	1
	tiny plastic drunk goat	3
	tiny plastic Ed the Undying	2
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	tiny plastic fat stack of cash	1
	tiny plastic Father McGruber	6
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	tiny plastic Felonia	1
	tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus	2
	tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker	1
	tiny plastic fire servant	1
	tiny plastic fluffy bunny	2
	tiny plastic four-shadowed mime	1
	tiny plastic fruit golem	1
	tiny plastic Fudge Wizard	1
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	tiny plastic ghuol whelp	7
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	tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist	1
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	tiny plastic hobo elf	2
	tiny plastic howling balloon monkey	7
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	tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist	1
	tiny plastic Knott Yeti	1
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	tiny plastic leprechaun	2
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	tiny plastic peacannon	2
	tiny plastic Protagonist	4
	tiny plastic Queen Bee	2
	tiny plastic Rene C. Corman	1
	tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime	5
	tiny plastic sauceror	2
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	tiny plastic Scott the Miner	4
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	tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit	1
	tiny plastic senile lihc	4
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	tiny plastic Spam Witch	5
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	tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton	2
	tiny plastic spooky vampire	1
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	tiny plastic star starfish	5
	tiny plastic stocking mimic	1
	tiny plastic strand of DNA	1
	tiny plastic sweet nutcracker	5
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	tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf	2
	tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski	2
	tiny plastic the Free Man	2
	tiny plastic The Man	8
	tiny plastic topiary golem	3
	tiny plastic Toybot	1
	tiny plastic trollipop	2
	tiny plastic Trouser Snake	3
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	tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo	3
	tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku	2
	tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni	2
	tiny plastic warbear	1
	tiny plastic warbear fortress	1
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	tiny plastic whitesnake	2
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	tofurkey leg	57
	tofurkey nugget	3
	Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste	202
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	top	6
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	Trivial Avocations Card: What?	680
	Trivial Avocations Card: When?	713
	Trivial Avocations Card: Where?	712
	Trivial Avocations Card: Who?	703
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	Typical Tavern swill	208
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	Ultrasoldier Serum	15
	una poca de gracia	7
	Uncle Crimbo's Rations	5
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	Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix	25
	Uncle Romulus	5
	Uncle Romulus (used)	1
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	WA	1
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	Work is a Four Letter Sword	1
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	Ye Olde Meade	324
	Ye Olde Medieval Insult	546
	Ye Olde Navy Fleece	2
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